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JAMIE: Wow!
PAUL: Boy!
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Wow.
Yeah.
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Wow.
I'm saying.
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(PANTING)
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Hello, Cleveland.
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That was...
Yes, it was.
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Incredible, amazing.
Phenomenal.
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We were like
an Italian couple.
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You are a perfect,
perfect man.
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Well, I couldn't have done it
without you.
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Well, I could,
but what's the point?
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You know what?
We still got it.
What?
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Yes, we do.
We certainly do.
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What did you think?
We lost it?
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No, why would
I think we lost it?
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Oh, I don't know.
You said "we still got it"
like it's news,
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like you thought we'd lost it.
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No, I didn't think we'd
lost it. Why, did you
think we lost it?
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Me? Hey, I'm the one telling
you that there's no reason
to say "we still got it."
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Why are you being
so adamant?
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I'm not adamant.
I'm curious.
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Curiously adamant.
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I mean, hasn't it been
usually pretty...
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Yes, it has.
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'Cause if it hasn't been...
It has.
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All right. You throw around
a remark like
"we still got it..."
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Still got it
and never lost it.
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Okay.
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What does that mean?
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"Okay"?
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It means "Okay."
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"O," then a little "K."
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Is this because
of my hair?
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Is what because
of your hair?
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The times that it's crummy.
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Oh, now it's crummy?
Because
it will grow out.
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Hey. "Crummy" is not good.
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I told Darrell
"not too liony."
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What, is it because
of the five pounds?
It's, like, so liony.
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The five pounds?
It's five pounds. I'm going to
lose it like that.
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You give him exact
instructions, he does
whatever he wants anyway.
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Hey, I love
having sex with you.
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So you didn't like
the meat loaf.
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What?
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Well, last night you said
you loved the meat loaf.
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Now you're saying
you love having sex with me.
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Yeah, so?
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Well, we know you didn't love
having sex with me.
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Apparently
you hated the meat loaf.
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I had great affection
for the meat loaf.
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You're the one who
used the word crummy.
You said it's crummy.
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I love
having sex with you.
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I love having sex with you.
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Explain that.
I can't.
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Why not?
I'm going to have an aneurysm.
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(SIGHS)
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Did you love it
in Aruba?
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You know I did.
You said you did.
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Well, so did you.
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I loved it in Aruba.
So did I.
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"Love" love
or "meat loaf" love?
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I'm not the one
that meat loaf loves.
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I loved it
in Aruba.
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I got to get up.
I got a meeting with Ira,
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three clients to avoid,
and classes all day.
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Well, I got to get
to the editing room anyway.
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Well, terrific.
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Boy, am I hungry.
Oh, there's news.
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Hey, your hair
looks funny.
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Hey.
Hey, what?
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Hey, what what?
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Are you looking
at my hair?
No.
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Because it will grow out.
I'm sure it will.
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Where are you going?
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I'm just going to grab
something to eat, okay?
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Sure, I feed
all my clients.
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Maybe afterwards,
I'll give you
a little bath.
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What?
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Can we get down
to business, please?
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Sure. Fine. So, are you going
to make me rich today?
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Buchman bucks.
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Huh?
Okay.
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For every $10 a customer
spends at Buchman's,
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we give him
a Buchman buck
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toward
his next purchase.
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Is that me?
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No.
That's George Washington.
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The guy he's playing
catch with is you.
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Hey, I love this idea.
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All right, if you think
it's crummy,
just say so.
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Crummy?
Who said "crummy"?
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I love it.
It's good.
It's smart.
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It'll get people
into the store.
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Look, I can't be great
every time.
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What's the matter
with you?
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I love the idea.
You're a genius.
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Well, I'm doing my best.
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And by the way,
this meat loaf is delicious.
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Oh, don't patronize me.
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MAN ON TAPE: Followthese few tips,
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and your newJapanese garden
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is sure to give youoodles of pleasure
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for years to come.
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You think
the "oodles" works?
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It's fine.
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What kind of grown
human person uses the word
"oodles"?
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It's fine.
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Really?
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I think
it's the best film
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about how to make
a Japanese garden
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I ever saw
in my life.
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And you're
comparing it to...
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Nothing.
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You wouldn't be faking
that enthusiasm,
now, would you, Sid?
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Nope.
Really?
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Never faked it in my life.
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Because if you're
not satisfied,
I want you to tell me.
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You know? Anybody's
not satisfied, you tell me.
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Then, that way, it'll just
make me be a little better
next time.
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Then we can both
enjoy it a little more.
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Is something
on your mind?
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No, no, no.
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
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Okay.
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Nothing that needs
to be discussed.
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Moving on.
All right.
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Hey, Paulie, your stuff
finally came in
to the store.
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Oh, this is the...
This is the diet stuff?
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Yeah, six weeks' worth
right there.
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Hey, Sid.
Yeah.
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So this is it? What, I take
one of these with breakfast
and one with lunch?
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No "with."
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That is your breakfast
and lunch.
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What if I have half of
one of these and, like,
a little sandwich?
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Come on, Paul,
you're gonna love it.
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It's supposed
to give you stamina.
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What, you think
I need stamina?
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What, everybody
needs stamina.
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Somebody
say something to you
or something?
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What's the matter
with you?
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Nothing, nothing,
nothing.
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And what the hell
is wrong with your wife?
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Did she say something
to you or something?
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She practically
took my head off
this morning.
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Is she mad at me?
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Oh. No, no, no.
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Well, she's sure mad
at somebody.
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Yeah, well...
Lisa?
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No.
Fran? You?
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Fran.
Really?
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Yes, Fran.
What happened?
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello.
PAUL: Hey.
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Hi.
How you doing?
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Fine.
Really?
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Yeah. How are you doing?
Good.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Listen, I thought maybe
I'd swing by, pick you up,
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and you and I go out
and have a nice dinner.
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Uh, great.
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Or we could not
do that at all.
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I made manicotti.
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Love manicotti.
Okay. Forget it. Never mind.
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Wha-wha-wha-what?
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I just thought
we'd want to stay in.
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I'll stay in. I just...
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I just thought maybe
we'd want to go out.
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Oh, I don't wanna go out.
Why? Do you want to go out?
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I... I'll say this...
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I don't want
to not stay in.
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Well, I don't want
to not go out.
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Okay, you know what?
I take it back.
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What?
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The whole conversation.
Okay. I'll see you
tonight.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Hey, how you doing?
Hey.
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I'm doing good.
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We hurry, we can make
the 7:20 at the Waverly.
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Two seconds.
I'm out of here.
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Congratulations.
They liked it?
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They loved it.
They loved it?
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They loved it.
A couple little changes,
but they loved it.
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Hello, Mark.
Ira.
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Sorry, Doctor.
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What kind of changes?
Minor. Instead of a horse,
it's a car.
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All right. That's okay.
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And instead of Yankee Stadium,
it's Grant's Tomb.
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I can see that.
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Yeah, and instead of
Don Mattingly,
it's Chita Rivera.
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They loved it?
They loved it.
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Look, Mr. Ganz.
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I told them you'd put it
together
and fax it over there tonight.
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Mr. Ganz.
Congratulations.
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Oh, and try to work in
the mayor.
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Like you don't have
enough on your mind
right now, huh?
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Like what?
You know,
like the whole Jamie thing.
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What Jamie thing?
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It's okay. Paulie told me.
Told you what?
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You know,
that Jamie's mad at you.
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Jamie's
not mad at me.
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Look, if you don't want
to talk about it...
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What's she mad about?
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You don't know?
I didn't even know
she was mad at me.
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Well, she is.
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Paul said that?
That's what he said.
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Huh. You know,
come to think of it,
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the other night,
I dropped her off
and I said "See ya later,"
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And she said "Yeah,"
just like that.
"Yeah."
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What did I do?
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So...
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So...
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Mmm.
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I thought
you liked that.
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I do.
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No, 'cause you "mmm"ed.
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Mmm, good.
Oh.
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Hmm.
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Hmm?
Mmm-hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I didn't
say anything.
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Okay.
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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Did you turn
the machine on?
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No. Did you?
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They'll call back.
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(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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You know what?
A little distracting,
I got to say.
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Hello.
FRAN: Hey, it's me.
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I can't talk
to you right now.
But why?
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Because I just can't
talk to you now.
But wait, I got...
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She hung up on me.
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I told you.
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What did I do?
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Come on, she must have
said something.
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You're really paying?
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What did I do?
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Yeah, have you decided?
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Yeah. I'll have, um...
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The fried chicken
with the split pea soup...
Okay.
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So, what did...
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...a garden salad,
the calamari, and curly fries.
Okay.
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What did I do?
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And some bread
when you have a minute.
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Okay. And for you?
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Just coffee.
251
00:10:26,901 --> 00:10:28,734
Okay.
There's a minimum.
252
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:34,067
Per person
or per table?
253
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,067
Right. Okay.
And for you?
254
00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,801
It's me. Hello.
255
00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:40,701
Oh, look at that. Okay.
256
00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:45,868
What did I do?
Don't know.
257
00:10:45,934 --> 00:10:48,300
What do
you think it is?
Don't know.
258
00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:49,868
Is it because
of the cable thing?
259
00:10:49,934 --> 00:10:51,367
Don't think so.
260
00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:54,167
Is it because Alan
came to my party?
I don't think so.
261
00:10:54,234 --> 00:10:55,734
It's got to be
something.
262
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:57,868
Well, honey, what
do you think it is?
263
00:10:57,934 --> 00:11:00,734
I think it's because
I took her old job
back at Farrer-Gantz.
264
00:11:00,801 --> 00:11:02,267
Then you're
probably right.
Really?
265
00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:03,767
It'd sure bug me.
266
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,067
She quit.
267
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,734
Some friend you are.
268
00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,167
You think she feels
that strongly?
269
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,100
Yeah. Did I remember to order
the rice pudding?
270
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,400
Oh, God!
271
00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:12,534
(WHISTLES)
272
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,734
JAMIE: Wow.
Really.
273
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,801
Wow.
Yeah.
274
00:11:18,868 --> 00:11:20,667
Whoa.
I'm saying.
275
00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:38,300
Want to try again?
Hmm.
276
00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,000
Ahh.
277
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,767
Yeah, well,
I'm full.
278
00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:53,167
Hey.
Hey.
279
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,801
Sleep okay?
Yeah. You?
280
00:11:54,868 --> 00:11:56,634
Sure.
You want a bagel?
281
00:11:56,701 --> 00:11:58,300
No need.
282
00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:02,467
I just had 100%
of my government's
minimum requirement of niacin,
283
00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:03,868
and a good deal
of the zinc.
284
00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:05,100
Really?
285
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,901
So I don't have to think
about niacin all day.
286
00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:08,400
Good for you.
For what?
287
00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,334
For sticking
to your diet.
288
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,467
Yeah. What did you think,
I wouldn't?
289
00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:13,334
No, I knew you would.
290
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,701
Well, so I did.
Well, there you go.
291
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,901
Hey, that's a nice dress.
Oh, you like it?
292
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:20,868
Very attractive.
Uh-oh.
293
00:12:23,267 --> 00:12:24,701
What is "uh-oh"?
294
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:26,400
When I bought it,
you thought
it was sexy.
295
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:27,767
It is sexy.
296
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,033
"Sexy" is a subset
of "attractive."
297
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,567
I went bigger.
298
00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:32,968
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
299
00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:34,567
Seriously, it's...
300
00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:35,567
(GROANS)
301
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:41,200
(GRUNTS)
302
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:44,934
Hi.
Hi.
303
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,033
PAUL: Hi.
304
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,067
Bye.
305
00:12:50,634 --> 00:12:52,667
Hey, so, what's up?
All right.
306
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:55,000
I quit my job.
Are you happy now?
307
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,267
What?
308
00:12:57,334 --> 00:12:59,434
No. It's all right.
I hated it there anyway.
309
00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,234
You're my best friend
in the whole world,
310
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,968
and that's all
that really matters.
311
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,367
You quit your job?
312
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,701
I kind of wish you had
said something
to my face,
313
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,767
but it's fine, it's over.
Let's move on.
314
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,734
Why did you
quit your job?
315
00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:11,067
Why?
316
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,667
Why?
317
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:14,601
Paul told Ira
you were mad at me,
318
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,801
and Lisa said it was
because I went back
to Farrar-Ganz.
319
00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:18,000
I wasn't mad at you.
320
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:20,067
Yes, you were.
No, I wasn't.
321
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,501
Yes, you were.
You hung up on me.
322
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,501
When?
Last night.
323
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:25,133
Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
324
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,234
No, I was just...
I was in a bad mood.
325
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,501
About me.
Not about you.
326
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,400
Then what?
I don't want
to talk about it.
327
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,300
Because
it's about me.
No, Fran.
328
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:35,133
Then, why else
wouldn't you tell me?
329
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,100
'Cause there are just certain
things you don't always need
to say out loud.
330
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,501
Then why did Paul tell Ira
you were mad at me?
331
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:44,000
I don't know.
332
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:46,234
Is something going on
with you two?
No.
333
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,200
So it's me.
No, it's not you.
334
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,200
Um, you know, it's Paul.
335
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,334
What's Paul?
336
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,901
He's mad.
At me?
337
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,634
At Ira.
338
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,801
Paul's mad at Ira?
Paul's mad at Ira, yes.
339
00:13:59,868 --> 00:14:01,534
Well, then why didn't he
tell Ira that?
340
00:14:01,601 --> 00:14:03,601
'Cause that's how he is.
That's true.
341
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,834
So are we clear now?
342
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,367
I quit my job.
343
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:09,901
You know what?
This could be good.
344
00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:11,567
I told him off.
No, no, no. Think about it.
345
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:14,467
I called him "fatso."
346
00:14:14,534 --> 00:14:16,200
We've always said
we wanted to work
together.
347
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,834
Now we can.
Maybe it's fate.
348
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:19,367
I had a window.
349
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,067
Paulie's mad at me?
I quit my job.
350
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,000
Why's he mad at me?
I quit my job.
351
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,133
What did I do?
I quit my job.
352
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,667
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
353
00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:57,667
Who is it?
354
00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:58,767
Ira.
355
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:01,901
Go away.
Paulie, come on.
356
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,634
Get out of here.
357
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,868
Oh, man, Paulie,
what did I do?
358
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:10,667
Is it the cable thing?
I don't think so.
359
00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:12,734
Was it the thing
with the woman
at Fran's party?
360
00:15:12,801 --> 00:15:14,234
I don't think so.
361
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,834
Well, it's got
to be something.
362
00:15:15,901 --> 00:15:17,901
Well, honey,
what do you think it is?
363
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,400
I don't know.
364
00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:21,901
Maybe... Maybe it has
something to do
with the store.
365
00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:23,501
I could see that.
366
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:28,000
Think about it. His own
father gives you the store
instead of him.
367
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,968
Need I say more?
368
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:31,934
Wow, I never saw it
like that.
369
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,501
What kind of person
are you?
370
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:34,901
All right. Okay, fast.
371
00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:39,000
Jeez.
372
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,501
It happens.
373
00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:04,033
MAN ON TAPE: Followthese few tips,
374
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,968
and your newJapanese garden
375
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,267
is sureto give you...
376
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,767
MAN 2: A tremendous amount.
377
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,801
MAN: ...of pleasurefor years to come.
378
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,133
Now you don't
hear the edit?
379
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,467
It's fine.
380
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,200
And you don't
miss "oodles"?
381
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:22,701
It's fine.
It's fine.
382
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,467
Moving on.
Moving on.
383
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:28,667
Hey, Splinky.
384
00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:31,067
Look, let me just say this.
385
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,834
What's the matter?
No, no, no, no, Paulie,
let me talk.
386
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:37,100
You and I are like brothers,
right? I mean, you gotta know
how I feel about you.
387
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,467
Yeah, what's...
No, no, let me talk.
388
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,701
Sometimes things,
they go a little askew.
389
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,467
But that doesn't mean that
the blood goes bad, Paulie.
I mean, not between us.
390
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:45,367
That's the last thing
that I'd ever want.
391
00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:47,234
I was going to do this
even before I knew that
you were mad at me.
392
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,701
I'm not mad...
Let me talk.
393
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:51,033
Fine. Talk.
394
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,767
I don't need to talk.
395
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,534
I think this
should say it all.
396
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,534
"Buchman's
sporting goods.
397
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:02,934
"Statement of limited
partnership."
398
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:05,033
What did you do?
399
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,734
I'm giving you
a piece of the store.
400
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:09,534
Huh?
401
00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:12,100
I only wish you'd said
something to my face, but,
Paulie, it's only right.
402
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,601
Total silent partnership.
403
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:16,400
You don't gotta do anything
but cash the checks.
404
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,567
So we're straight now?
405
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:20,901
When weren't
we straight?
406
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,300
Huh?
407
00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:37,767
Well, I'm stumped.
It beats me.
408
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,567
We know
how to do this.
409
00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:43,767
We'll just go back
to basics.
410
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:45,634
Arousal.
411
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:47,033
Arousal.
Yes.
412
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,634
Arouse me.
413
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,367
(CLEARS THROAT)
414
00:17:58,434 --> 00:17:59,501
(CLEARS THROAT)
415
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:22,267
How you doing? Nice to see ya.
How are ya? Nice to see you.
416
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,601
You know what?
We will figure this out.
417
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,367
We will.
Let's just go to sleep.
418
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,267
You're right.
Good night.
419
00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:29,634
Good night.
420
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,067
(CLEARS THROAT)
421
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:40,767
(SIGHS)
422
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,434
(SIREN BLARING)
423
00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:45,634
Good night, my ass.
424
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,501
PAUL: Where are you going?
You know.
425
00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:51,033
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
I'm telling you.
426
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,367
We don't...
Honey, we don't need
the closet.
427
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:53,601
I beg to differ.
428
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,400
The clo... The closet is just
for emergencies.
429
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,534
This is not an emergency.
430
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,834
This is just
a couple of nights.
431
00:19:00,501 --> 00:19:02,133
All right. Fine.
432
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,734
Look over there.
Wha...
433
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:08,067
Honey.
434
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:09,801
Hey, come on.
Honey.
435
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,801
Look at
all these shoes.
436
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:14,434
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
437
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,400
Which ones
should I wear?
438
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,567
Okay. Which ones?
439
00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:24,400
I can't tell.
It's so dark in here.
440
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:33,200
All right. How dark?
441
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:36,000
I'll never find my way
to Grandma's house.
442
00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:43,467
Hey, I'm not
doing the wolf.
443
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,767
It's so hard to run
in these heels.
444
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,467
Ooh. Oops.
445
00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:50,801
What? Did you trip?
446
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:51,968
Train tracks.
447
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:55,100
Hey, I'm not
doing the train.
448
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:58,501
I wonder if this train
stops at the beach.
449
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,801
I don't remember.
450
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:04,868
Oh, the sand is so hot
between my toes.
451
00:20:07,734 --> 00:20:09,868
All right.
452
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,367
Well, now you got to
open the door.
453
00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:14,000
Who knew Aruba
could be this hot?
454
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:15,801
I'm saying!
But open the door, sweetie.
455
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:19,934
I wish that cabana boy
would rub some lotion
on my back.
456
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,701
I'm not doing Pedro.
457
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,734
Seriously, no Pedro.
458
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:27,200
It's not very crowded
out here.
459
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,400
Maybe I'll just
loosen my top.
460
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,834
Oh, that is much better.
461
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,100
I feel so free
and unencumbered,
462
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,133
like anything
could happen.
463
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:43,400
Who is it?
464
00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:45,234
Si, senora,esta Pedro.
465
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:58,367
So figure this out.
466
00:20:58,434 --> 00:21:01,667
They have great sex.
We're the ones
who get screwed.
467
00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:03,868
I quit my job.
468
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,000
Hey, guys.
469
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:13,033
Can we talk to you
for a minute?
Sure.
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