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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:02,846 Previously on All Rise. 2 00:00:02,847 --> 00:00:04,622 André Armstrong is in town. 3 00:00:04,657 --> 00:00:05,590 He broke your heart. 4 00:00:05,625 --> 00:00:07,675 A father never forgets something like that. 5 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:08,960 You didn't get closure. 6 00:00:08,995 --> 00:00:10,395 You need closure. 7 00:00:10,396 --> 00:00:12,346 Lo, do you still have feelings for André? 8 00:00:19,756 --> 00:00:21,505 Your honor, Mr. Rivera repeatedly failed 9 00:00:21,524 --> 00:00:23,307 to show up at meetings with his probation officer. 10 00:00:23,342 --> 00:00:24,659 A search of his home was ordered 11 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:27,028 where illegal narcotics were found and seized. 12 00:00:27,063 --> 00:00:30,681 Mr. Rivera, I must say I am not pleased by this reunion. 13 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:33,084 A year ago you stood in this very spot 14 00:00:33,085 --> 00:00:35,837 and were found guilty of felony possession for sale. 15 00:00:35,838 --> 00:00:37,905 With four years prison suspended, your honor. 16 00:00:37,957 --> 00:00:40,324 Yeah, I think the court knows the record, Mr. Callan, 17 00:00:40,359 --> 00:00:43,360 which includes this defendant suffering a horrific injury 18 00:00:43,379 --> 00:00:44,528 in a workplace accident 19 00:00:44,547 --> 00:00:47,164 that made it impossible for him to support his family. 20 00:00:47,199 --> 00:00:50,034 I did not know that you were representing the defendant, Ms. Lopez. 21 00:00:50,053 --> 00:00:51,061 She's not. 22 00:00:51,062 --> 00:00:53,203 Ms. Lopez has offered her services 23 00:00:53,223 --> 00:00:55,273 in linking my client to special programs. 24 00:00:55,274 --> 00:00:57,324 That is all that she is doing. 25 00:01:00,779 --> 00:01:03,062 I sentenced you to four years in prison. 26 00:01:03,082 --> 00:01:05,782 But based on the circumstances referenced by Ms. Lopez, 27 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:08,752 I suspended that prison term and granted you probation, 28 00:01:08,787 --> 00:01:10,120 which you violated. 29 00:01:10,172 --> 00:01:11,538 I'm sorry. I tried to make some meetings, 30 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:13,256 but there was something going on with my son and I... 31 00:01:13,292 --> 00:01:15,959 Following Mr. Rivera's accident, 32 00:01:16,011 --> 00:01:18,411 he was prescribed oxycodone for pain. 33 00:01:18,430 --> 00:01:21,264 He is suffering from addiction and he needs treatment. 34 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,250 The court gave him that chance already, your honor, 35 00:01:24,269 --> 00:01:25,919 and now he's back. What's different? 36 00:01:25,938 --> 00:01:28,755 Well, what's different is the original program was not a good fit, 37 00:01:28,774 --> 00:01:30,089 so he fell through cracks. 38 00:01:30,109 --> 00:01:33,777 - Your honor, our office is overloaded. - You mean my office? 39 00:01:33,812 --> 00:01:35,695 You've only been a PD for a hot second. 40 00:01:36,598 --> 00:01:37,764 Okay, Ms. Lopez. 41 00:01:37,783 --> 00:01:39,316 Please step back. 42 00:01:39,368 --> 00:01:41,234 - Yeah. - Take a seat. Thank you. 43 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,569 Mr. Watkins, 44 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:44,154 reserve your arguments for the court. 45 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,073 Come in. 46 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,942 You've got mail. 47 00:01:48,961 --> 00:01:50,744 What is up with Emily and Luke? 48 00:01:50,779 --> 00:01:54,280 Oh, gosh. There is so much electricity between those two. 49 00:01:54,299 --> 00:01:55,782 All I know is they need to learn how to play 50 00:01:55,801 --> 00:01:57,667 on the same side of my courtroom. 51 00:02:00,839 --> 00:02:02,506 Do you have a moment? 52 00:02:02,558 --> 00:02:04,841 Of course for you, Judge Marshall. 53 00:02:04,893 --> 00:02:08,645 I saw that People v. Rivera is back on the calendar. 54 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,348 I'm presuming that you imposed your original sentence? 55 00:02:11,373 --> 00:02:13,466 I have not made my ruling yet. 56 00:02:13,491 --> 00:02:17,026 Our calendars are filled with more cases than we can handle. 57 00:02:17,072 --> 00:02:20,139 Repeat offenders need to be dealt with expeditiously. 58 00:02:20,159 --> 00:02:21,975 This man is facing years in prison. 59 00:02:21,994 --> 00:02:25,865 My dad lost his leg in the Korean War. 60 00:02:26,098 --> 00:02:29,215 Through determination he was able to put food on the table 61 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:31,661 without committing any felonies. 62 00:02:31,662 --> 00:02:34,254 Your father sounds like a remarkable man. 63 00:02:40,822 --> 00:02:44,618 I swear we need to put a GPS tracker on that man! 64 00:02:47,192 --> 00:02:49,151 But maybe Judge Marshall is right. 65 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:52,505 Just seeing defendants back in my courtroom, 66 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,041 sometimes I wonder if I'm really making a difference. 67 00:02:57,229 --> 00:03:00,979 You've been invited to be on the Law and Technology Panel at Stanford. 68 00:03:03,025 --> 00:03:04,752 This is big deal. 69 00:03:04,753 --> 00:03:07,937 - Silicon Valley General Counsel? - Mmm-hmm! 70 00:03:08,744 --> 00:03:11,985 Three ninth circuit justices? 71 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:16,013 And now the honorable Judge Lola Carmichael. 72 00:03:16,014 --> 00:03:17,897 Oh, they would put me up 73 00:03:17,949 --> 00:03:20,343 - at the four seasons! - I know! 74 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:23,002 ♪ Well, we're moving on up ♪ 75 00:03:23,192 --> 00:03:26,233 ♪ to the east side. ♪ 76 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:33,156 I should go, right? 77 00:03:33,698 --> 00:03:34,747 Well... 78 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:36,048 "Well," what? 79 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,077 You're not a cyber law specialist, Lo. 80 00:03:38,078 --> 00:03:39,535 It seems like a bit of a coincidence 81 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:41,254 that André's firm is inviting you. 82 00:03:41,306 --> 00:03:43,840 You're saying I wouldn't have been invited if I didn't know André? 83 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,508 That what I do is of no impact? 84 00:03:45,543 --> 00:03:46,926 Seems a bit tiny town. 85 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:50,396 I have done zoom trials and virtual hearings. 86 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,098 Yeah, you're a regular Steve Jobs. 87 00:03:53,014 --> 00:03:56,352 There is nothing going on with Dré and me, okay? 88 00:03:56,387 --> 00:03:58,404 I was just seeking your professional advice. 89 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,142 My professional advice is you should pass. 90 00:04:01,143 --> 00:04:03,228 We both know Robin's already managing a lot. 91 00:04:04,038 --> 00:04:06,271 Okay, before you start judging my relationship, 92 00:04:06,307 --> 00:04:08,774 - how about you just focus on your own? - What the hell does that mean? 93 00:04:08,775 --> 00:04:11,701 Just because your fiancée has you in some weird love triangle 94 00:04:11,736 --> 00:04:12,919 - with her husband - Whoa. 95 00:04:12,954 --> 00:04:14,603 Doesn't mean I'm doing anything wrong. 96 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,138 Robin and I are fine. 97 00:04:16,191 --> 00:04:17,940 Hey, didn't you tell Rachel 98 00:04:17,976 --> 00:04:20,412 that you didn't feel comfortable with her dating Dré? 99 00:04:20,569 --> 00:04:22,497 Wonder how she'd feel about you going on that trip? 100 00:04:22,521 --> 00:04:23,456 You know what? 101 00:04:23,457 --> 00:04:25,335 I don't even know why I came down here to talk to you. 102 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,693 - Fine. - Fine. 103 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:30,190 - Truth hurts doesn't it, Lola? - Shut up! 104 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,675 Where are you? I thought you were coming home early today? 105 00:04:34,676 --> 00:04:38,060 This is the first Task Force I've been on in two years, Lola. 106 00:04:38,079 --> 00:04:39,895 I know. I'm sorry. 107 00:04:39,914 --> 00:04:42,565 I didn't think my morning hearing would spill over. 108 00:04:42,584 --> 00:04:44,900 Here is the Rivera file, 109 00:04:44,919 --> 00:04:49,872 and would you like me to réponde "oui" ou "non" to the Stanford conference? 110 00:04:50,675 --> 00:04:52,375 It's Robin. 111 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:58,431 - What Stanford conference? - It is a legal conference at Stanford. 112 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,383 - Sorry. - Oh, doesn't that look fun? 113 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:03,163 You will never guess whose firm is sponsoring it. 114 00:05:03,522 --> 00:05:05,754 André Armstrong. 115 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,375 Your ex's firm. 116 00:05:08,443 --> 00:05:10,059 You're really considering going? 117 00:05:10,094 --> 00:05:11,545 Oh, and let me guess, 118 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:15,731 you expect me to solo parent once again while you and he hang out? 119 00:05:15,766 --> 00:05:20,436 Okay. Dré and I aren't gonna be hanging out. 120 00:05:20,455 --> 00:05:22,705 Dré? Hmm. 121 00:05:23,941 --> 00:05:28,674 You know, Bailey used a spoon in her yogurt today. 122 00:05:28,769 --> 00:05:32,525 All by herself, first time ever, and you missed it. 123 00:06:07,903 --> 00:06:10,338 Good morning. It's another beautiful day. 124 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,508 Good morning, Shea. 125 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,661 Boys, slow down. Bailey. 126 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,847 Good morning, Bailey. 127 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,300 Bye, Bailey. 128 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:26,385 Thank you. 129 00:06:28,002 --> 00:06:29,969 Oh, perfect. 130 00:06:29,994 --> 00:06:34,253 So, this morning you have the Zoom meeting with the Edmonds Foundation, 131 00:06:34,278 --> 00:06:35,844 - Mmm. - Then the National Urban League, 132 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:39,133 and today is your Mink & Fox luncheon in Edgartown for your announcement. 133 00:06:39,134 --> 00:06:42,985 Don't forget to ask the nanny to pack extra fruit waters and vegan sandwiches 134 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,761 for the kids for their sailing lesson 135 00:06:44,786 --> 00:06:48,788 and, yes, my campaign begins today. 136 00:06:49,182 --> 00:06:50,859 It's about time my gorgeous wife 137 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,195 works for National Chapter President. 138 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:54,914 - Hey. - Hey, babe. 139 00:07:04,947 --> 00:07:07,304 Maybe I should wear it up for Edgartown. 140 00:07:07,329 --> 00:07:09,211 - It's a bit humid. - Girl, no way. 141 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:10,707 You're right. 142 00:07:12,504 --> 00:07:16,352 Luke, how are you? What are you doing? 143 00:07:16,381 --> 00:07:20,383 I am trying to finish up the nursery. 144 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:22,692 Maggie wants it done before she's back from her trip. 145 00:07:22,727 --> 00:07:24,360 Look at you. Thank you. 146 00:07:24,395 --> 00:07:25,411 - You're welcome. - Married 147 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:27,363 and about to have a kid. 148 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:30,353 Are you coming to the UCLA Law School reunion this weekend? 149 00:07:30,479 --> 00:07:32,034 I'm going as Mark's plus one 150 00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:33,897 since Maggie's on her private babymoon. 151 00:07:34,214 --> 00:07:35,356 I can't. 152 00:07:35,357 --> 00:07:38,407 The Obamas are hosting a huge event in the vineyard 153 00:07:38,426 --> 00:07:41,711 and Michelle threatened to throw me out of book club if I missed it. 154 00:07:41,746 --> 00:07:43,295 It would really mean a lot to Mark. 155 00:07:43,347 --> 00:07:45,581 Mark's not talking to me so I find that odd. 156 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,933 I know he wants to clear the air and apologize. 157 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:49,635 That boy never apologizes. 158 00:07:49,687 --> 00:07:51,220 Oh, that's our surrogate buzzing in. 159 00:07:51,246 --> 00:07:52,766 I'm taking her to the doctor today. 160 00:07:52,791 --> 00:07:54,557 Please come to the reunion. I have to go now. 161 00:07:56,112 --> 00:07:57,610 I overheard your call. 162 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:00,172 Your reunion sounds fun. Let's do it. 163 00:08:00,173 --> 00:08:02,948 Let me guess. You have business in LA. 164 00:08:03,768 --> 00:08:06,085 It's perfect timing. 165 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,271 HOJ is hosting a reunion event. 166 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,323 - Mmm-hmm. - Megan Fox-West 167 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,492 is having her annual thing. 168 00:08:13,544 --> 00:08:15,661 - Mmm-hmm. - I need to lock down votes. 169 00:08:15,713 --> 00:08:17,129 - Mmm-hmm. - Could get Shea 170 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:18,781 - to secure me a table. - Mmm. 171 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,500 Mmm. Could make a vacation out of it. 172 00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:24,119 - Mmm-hmm. - My parents can watch the kids 173 00:08:24,138 --> 00:08:27,423 and you and I can have some sexy time. 174 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:31,427 Mmm. Fire up the jet, baby. 175 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,516 ♪ See me calling ♪ 176 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:41,437 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 177 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:50,663 ♪ Holla if you see me coming ♪ 178 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,947 ♪ coming ♪ 179 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,501 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 180 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:06,345 Lola? 181 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,492 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 182 00:09:11,993 --> 00:09:14,571 - Please continue, Miss Kansky. - Thank you, your honor. 183 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,754 The defendant, Thomas Marshall, 184 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,439 is the next door neighbor of the victim, 185 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,808 and the two have been involved in an ongoing property dispute 186 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,561 over the ownership of a persea americana. 187 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,624 - A what? - Yes, an avocado tree, your honor. 188 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:29,600 The defendant applied arsenic to the tree's fruit, 189 00:09:29,619 --> 00:09:33,621 knowing that Miss Johnson would pick and consume the avocados. 190 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:37,441 He is charged with attempted murder and pc347, 191 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:40,513 poisoning of food intended for human consumption. 192 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:45,300 I use the avocados to make artisanal guacamole for my LA smorgasbord stand. 193 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,602 People could have been poisoned. 194 00:09:46,603 --> 00:09:50,290 Your honor, the public was never in any danger, 195 00:09:50,315 --> 00:09:56,129 which negates the man's re... required for a... attempted murder charge. 196 00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:58,799 - I object. - There are two sides to every story. 197 00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:02,100 Oh, the Venice canals have less water than your guacamole. 198 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,768 You do not know who you're messing with. 199 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:06,789 Okay, order in the court. 200 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,022 Order. 201 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,787 Welcome to the HOJ, Miss Carmichael. 202 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:26,268 Thank you for having me, Judge Callan. 203 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,731 So, I take it the Judge gig is going well? 204 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:34,215 Aside from a few clashes with some of the other judges, living the dream. 205 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,666 Can't believe this is the first time 206 00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:37,278 I've been in a judge's chambers. 207 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:40,355 I can, since you didn't show up for my confirmation hearing four years ago. 208 00:10:41,078 --> 00:10:43,200 So sorry. 209 00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:44,785 Oh, sorry. 210 00:10:44,786 --> 00:10:47,962 Morning, sunshine. Where should I set up? 211 00:10:47,998 --> 00:10:50,543 Our appointment is tomorrow and it's at my home. 212 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:55,477 Oh, Mark, I'm feeling some really bad chi. 213 00:10:55,505 --> 00:10:58,356 - Lay the fuck off. - Emily. 214 00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:00,241 Hey, guys. How was the ob-gyn? 215 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,694 She told the doctor that she is still drinking coffee. 216 00:11:03,713 --> 00:11:05,529 Because it is fucking fine in moderation. 217 00:11:05,548 --> 00:11:07,642 My god, the baby is just fine. 218 00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:09,895 Luke, look who's here. 219 00:11:11,681 --> 00:11:14,983 - You came. - Yeah. Hi. 220 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,509 I am so sorry that you just saw that. 221 00:11:17,534 --> 00:11:20,475 Let me just do some reiki to rebalance your energy. 222 00:11:20,499 --> 00:11:21,741 Fuck me. 223 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:26,217 Lola, this is Amy, my massage therapist slash Luke and Maggie's doula, 224 00:11:26,236 --> 00:11:28,436 and Emily, their surrogate. 225 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,572 Oh, my god, again. I'm gonna need... stop. 226 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,441 I'm gonna need you to stop defining me. 227 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,444 Like I said, this pregnancy thing is a side hustle. 228 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,173 I'm gonna be a vet, or work for NASA, 229 00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:41,082 or, I don't know, maybe life coach. 230 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:44,419 - Ambitious. - Wait, aren't you, what do you... 231 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,931 - What a bitch. - Law school Lola, the rich bitch? 232 00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:50,041 I need everyone to leave, please, except for Lola. 233 00:11:50,099 --> 00:11:53,317 I will see you later, Lola. I need to go tame a shrew. 234 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,679 That's really fucking cute. 235 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,247 You know what? I'm gonna need you to kiss my whole pregnant ass, 236 00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,248 Okay? 237 00:11:57,273 --> 00:11:59,606 - Kiss it. - If my baby comes out 238 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,803 - Kiss it. I really want you to kiss it. - Cussing like a teamster... 239 00:12:01,849 --> 00:12:03,915 - What are you gonna do if the baby comes out like me? - See you. I'm sorry. 240 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,774 - Sorry. Oh. - You should only be so lucky. 241 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,309 - Sorry. - Emily. 242 00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:14,676 Luke's whole situation is interesting. 243 00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:18,236 - Where were we? - I figured you wanted to clear the air 244 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,465 - before the reunion. - About what? 245 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:25,571 We've barely been in touch since the blowout at my wedding. 246 00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:28,079 I had a bit too much to drink, said a few things. 247 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:31,621 You told me I was throwing away my law degree 248 00:12:31,646 --> 00:12:33,012 in front of everyone. 249 00:12:33,047 --> 00:12:34,586 Nice reception speech. 250 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,255 You graduated summa cum laude, order of the coif. 251 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,424 We were co-editors in chief of the law review. 252 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,092 I am raising a family, 253 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,044 and utilizing my legal knowledge 254 00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:46,966 with multiple international charities and service organizations. 255 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,434 - You were brilliant. - Were. 256 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,139 So you have been judging me. 257 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,165 You know, for your information, 258 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:58,124 based on the mad hatter's avocado tea party, I'm not missing much. 259 00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:00,627 Avocado gate is not a typical case. 260 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,923 Oh, I'm sure you put plenty of people away. 261 00:13:03,924 --> 00:13:09,512 All a part of our flawed justice system, permeated by systemic racism, 262 00:13:09,513 --> 00:13:14,090 that ends with judges like you sitting helplessly on a bench 263 00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:17,811 as generations of black and brown people are incarcerated. 264 00:13:20,816 --> 00:13:25,869 I have work to do, and I'm sure you have tea and lunch to attend. 265 00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:43,938 Lola? 266 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,109 Robin. 267 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,794 - Oh, my god. - Wow. 268 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,998 Lola Carmichael from Crenshaw. 269 00:13:54,705 --> 00:14:00,059 ...Robbie robbo bass. Bass. 270 00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:03,022 Bang, bang, bang. 271 00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:06,774 - What are you doing here? - I had a meeting with one of my clients, 272 00:14:06,989 --> 00:14:08,490 Shakira. 273 00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:13,410 - Wow. Big time music producer. - Hey. How you been? 274 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,454 Are you home visiting? We should go have a drink at the bar. 275 00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:18,376 Oh, I am actually... 276 00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:21,421 Meeting my husb... husband... 277 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:22,764 - Oh. - for lunch. 278 00:14:22,788 --> 00:14:24,090 But how's your wife? 279 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:29,078 - That is a good question. - What do you mean? 280 00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,480 I'm leaving her. 281 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,023 Oh. 282 00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:58,559 - There she is. - Hi. Look at you. 283 00:14:58,592 --> 00:15:00,452 - Seriously... - Mmm. 284 00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:02,238 you did not have to pick me up. 285 00:15:02,262 --> 00:15:04,747 It's the least that I can do after what happened this morning. 286 00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:06,916 Oh, you should feel guilty. 287 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:10,168 You set me up. Mark had no clue I was coming. 288 00:15:10,187 --> 00:15:13,256 I may have slightly stretched the truth about Mark wanting you here, 289 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:17,692 - which he does inside. - Mmm, deep, deep inside. 290 00:15:17,727 --> 00:15:19,894 - Weren't you trying to butter me up? - Yes. 291 00:15:19,946 --> 00:15:22,181 - It's working. - So, let's talk about the text. 292 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,560 How was it seeing Robin this morning? 293 00:15:25,735 --> 00:15:28,653 - It was no big deal. - I believe you. 294 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,208 - Oh, we need to go. - Mmm. 295 00:15:37,747 --> 00:15:39,514 - Oh. - Mmm? 296 00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:44,752 - Rachel is going. - Oh, your former bestie turned frenemy. 297 00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:48,249 - Oh, shit, and she is married to... - Yes and yes. 298 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,425 I'm a little wound up. 299 00:15:50,477 --> 00:15:55,546 And if you elect me as your next Mink & Fox national president 300 00:15:55,565 --> 00:16:00,735 I will continue to use my influence for important issues 301 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:03,347 - like improving... - Sorry, sorry. 302 00:16:03,348 --> 00:16:05,406 Sorry, I'm so sorry. Court ran late. 303 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:09,187 Cornel West's federal action against Harvard finally ended. 304 00:16:09,188 --> 00:16:11,362 We won. 305 00:16:13,901 --> 00:16:16,635 But, Lola, keep going. Sorry. 306 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,370 Thank you. Where was I? 307 00:16:19,405 --> 00:16:20,948 For important causes 308 00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:23,291 - like the much needed improvements... - Hi, Pamela. 309 00:16:23,343 --> 00:16:26,044 in the infrastructure of our historically 310 00:16:26,079 --> 00:16:28,963 Black colleges and universities. 311 00:16:29,015 --> 00:16:32,877 - Georgina, who does your hair? - I hope I have your vote and... 312 00:16:32,878 --> 00:16:35,714 - Rachel. - Yes? 313 00:16:35,739 --> 00:16:38,074 Sounds like you have more you want to share with us. 314 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,229 Oh, no, no. 315 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,512 Oh, don't be so modest. 316 00:16:41,536 --> 00:16:43,801 Rachel Audubon, ladies. Okay? 317 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:47,365 Oh, shucks. 318 00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:50,539 - Thank you, Lola. - Of course. 319 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,730 - Yes. - Mmm-hmm. 320 00:16:52,731 --> 00:16:59,028 My family has stood with this exclusive organization always. 321 00:16:59,029 --> 00:17:02,657 My great-great-grandmother was one of the first 322 00:17:02,658 --> 00:17:05,583 Mink & Fox charter members of New England. 323 00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:08,836 Well, Mink & Fox is always looking 324 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,749 - for impassioned volunteers, right, ladies? - Right. 325 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,841 Precisely. 326 00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:16,311 So, after some soul searching 327 00:17:16,346 --> 00:17:20,598 and heavy convincing from all my influencer friends here, 328 00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:24,720 I'm thrilled to announce that I'm also running for national president. 329 00:17:27,226 --> 00:17:31,235 Now, please, enjoy the prosecco, courtesy of moi. 330 00:17:34,017 --> 00:17:36,232 Excuse me, can we get a photo of you two? 331 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,832 - Take a picture. - Thank you. 332 00:17:39,986 --> 00:17:42,036 What game are you playing, Audubon? 333 00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:45,673 You know you don't give a damn about being president of Mink & Fox. 334 00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:48,126 I'm old money. These are my people. 335 00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:49,627 You just married into it. 336 00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:53,291 So, you're telling me you want 337 00:17:53,292 --> 00:17:57,302 to run a major service organization? 338 00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:02,008 I just got a federal court to enjoin a voting rights suppression bill 339 00:18:02,009 --> 00:18:03,391 in Alabama. 340 00:18:04,261 --> 00:18:08,807 Apart from that eight carat wedding ring Dré gave you, 341 00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:10,808 what experience do you have 342 00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:14,902 that makes you leadership material for this elite organization? 343 00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:20,276 I think I will have a glass of champagne. 344 00:18:20,277 --> 00:18:21,653 There you are. 345 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,195 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 346 00:18:23,196 --> 00:18:24,948 I know you saw Robin this morning. 347 00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:27,492 So maybe the real question is 348 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,992 what game are you playing at with my husband? 349 00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:37,561 Don't tell me Rachel Audubon is getting to you. 350 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:38,593 No. 351 00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,083 Maybe. 352 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:42,841 Just a little. 353 00:18:44,487 --> 00:18:46,887 When we first met, 354 00:18:46,912 --> 00:18:49,693 I was clerking on the ninth circuit 355 00:18:49,718 --> 00:18:52,199 and could've had any legal position I wanted, 356 00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:55,003 and now, I can barely remember that person. 357 00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:57,005 What happened? 358 00:18:57,381 --> 00:19:01,151 When I look at our kids and see how happy they are, I am in awe. 359 00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:03,903 I know my baby's brilliant. 360 00:19:03,904 --> 00:19:06,173 Rachel can't help herself, you know how she is. 361 00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:07,491 Yeah. 362 00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:10,802 - Mmm-hmm. - Baby, we're going to be late. 363 00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:11,828 Okay. 364 00:19:12,604 --> 00:19:15,222 Okay, maybe we can be a little late. 365 00:19:20,362 --> 00:19:21,863 Hold this for me. 366 00:19:22,239 --> 00:19:23,330 - Thank you. - Thank you. 367 00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:27,450 Yeah? 368 00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:30,182 Oh. 369 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,646 Please... 370 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,533 Please tell the congressman I will be right down. 371 00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:39,376 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 372 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,353 I know. 373 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,128 And then I get a call from the White House 374 00:19:42,163 --> 00:19:44,332 that the President needs to see me asap, 375 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,016 but I know he just wants my caucus to support... 376 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:50,317 What did I tell you about doing that when we're conversing? 377 00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:53,473 But I'm glad you're here. 378 00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:57,053 I've been thinking about our plans 379 00:19:57,078 --> 00:19:58,847 to get you onto the supreme court. 380 00:19:58,872 --> 00:20:00,265 You mean your plan. 381 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:04,183 We've got rebuild your resume. I'm setting up a meeting with Nancy... 382 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:08,315 Daddy, you don't have to always be managing my life, okay? 383 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,650 Well, if it wasn't for me, you might've ended up married 384 00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:14,654 to that starving musician, Robin Taylor. 385 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,072 God, you sound like Mom. 386 00:20:16,097 --> 00:20:18,642 You're lucky to be married to such a powerful man. 387 00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:21,102 Okay, daddy. 388 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,247 I have to go get ready for the reunion. 389 00:20:24,272 --> 00:20:25,538 - Okay. - All right, I love you. 390 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,923 I love you. 391 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,635 - All right. - Okay. 392 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,695 - See you later. - Bye, daddy. 393 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,101 ♪ You know I'm gonna get it ♪ 394 00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:40,775 ♪ 'cause I want it ♪ 395 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,106 ♪ You know I'm gonna have it ♪ 396 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,067 ♪ 'cause I need it ♪ 397 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,853 Did I tell you how beautiful you look? 398 00:20:58,738 --> 00:20:59,737 Hey. 399 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,864 I could really use a drink. 400 00:21:02,889 --> 00:21:04,422 - I'm on it. - Okay. 401 00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:12,702 Lola Carmichael! 402 00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:15,388 I thought I saw you in court today. 403 00:21:15,423 --> 00:21:17,373 Um, what firm are you running in New York? 404 00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:19,225 Let me guess, Cravath? 405 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:22,011 I don't actively practice law. 406 00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:23,256 Oh. 407 00:21:23,823 --> 00:21:26,215 Well, maybe you should ask UCLA for your money back. 408 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,111 Just kidding. 409 00:21:28,136 --> 00:21:29,402 Oh, god. I'm kidding. 410 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,307 It's her. It's her. 411 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,023 Sorry. 412 00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:37,527 Thank you. 413 00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:38,855 You're welcome. 414 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,944 Welcome my classmates! 415 00:21:45,945 --> 00:21:51,708 Oh, yes, a super famous person is hosting tonight. 416 00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:54,036 As you know, I am Sarita del Castillo, 417 00:21:54,037 --> 00:21:56,629 and who would have thought way back in law school 418 00:21:56,681 --> 00:21:58,097 that I would end up becoming 419 00:21:58,133 --> 00:22:00,800 an international recording star 420 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:05,087 and a two time Las Vegas entertainer of the year. 421 00:22:06,424 --> 00:22:09,809 - Ah, I see my girl, Sherri Kansky. - Oh, she knows my name. 422 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:11,978 - Still loving those martinis girl. - Yeah, I do. 423 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,896 Yes. All right, 424 00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:16,399 let's get this party started! 425 00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:27,070 - Here we are again. - Hi. 426 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,245 - How's it going? - Hi. 427 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,413 Hey. 428 00:22:32,203 --> 00:22:36,335 Lola, you are, uh, rocking that dress. 429 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:37,804 Oh, thanks. 430 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,172 It's the spanks. 431 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:40,583 I can tell. 432 00:22:42,315 --> 00:22:44,771 You two were roommates at Harward, right? 433 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:46,128 You know we were. 434 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,423 - Yeah. - Yeah. 435 00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:49,884 Back when I was dating Dré. 436 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:52,802 We were all just kids then, you know. 437 00:22:52,821 --> 00:22:54,654 Oh, yeah. 438 00:22:54,689 --> 00:22:57,517 You know, I guess everything happens for a reason. 439 00:22:58,026 --> 00:22:59,393 I guess. 440 00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:01,327 You know what? I think we're gonna go mingle. 441 00:23:01,362 --> 00:23:02,695 - So let's go mingle. - Okay. 442 00:23:02,747 --> 00:23:04,864 - Great idea. - Yeah, mingle. 443 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,666 - Um, nice to see you. - Sorry. 444 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:09,836 - Yeah. - Thank you 445 00:23:13,074 --> 00:23:15,493 We're going this way. 446 00:23:21,232 --> 00:23:23,983 Are you replacing our weekly run with a hot dog eating contest? 447 00:23:24,018 --> 00:23:25,518 I'm starving. 448 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:29,757 Sarita, uh, Mark Callan. 449 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,725 - We were in the same section together. - Mmm. 450 00:23:32,777 --> 00:23:34,554 I'm sorry, I have no idea who you are. 451 00:23:35,363 --> 00:23:37,015 I meet so many people. 452 00:23:37,866 --> 00:23:39,225 It's exhausting. 453 00:23:44,332 --> 00:23:46,858 You don't ever repeat this story. 454 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,711 What! Emily, are you kidding me? 455 00:23:49,736 --> 00:23:51,337 You're still tracking her on your phone? 456 00:23:51,362 --> 00:23:54,549 Emily is driving downtown. She promised to quit Uber. 457 00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:59,120 Hey, Emily, call me back, 458 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:01,704 and I knew you just sent me to voicemail. 459 00:24:01,723 --> 00:24:03,723 You know, people hear tax law, and they're like... 460 00:24:05,543 --> 00:24:07,844 You know what I mean, right? 461 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:09,545 So, uh, but listen, man. 462 00:24:09,564 --> 00:24:13,432 The federal tax code, it's like a fine wine, you know. 463 00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:16,235 It's smooth, with depth and all this... 464 00:24:16,271 --> 00:24:18,354 Interesting, I really need to get back... 465 00:24:18,389 --> 00:24:21,274 Hey, hey, you said you were in music or something right? 466 00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:25,194 Have you ever considered transferring your copyrights into your trust, I mean... 467 00:24:25,229 --> 00:24:26,496 - No. - Mmm. 468 00:24:27,448 --> 00:24:29,626 Do you mind if I steal him away? 469 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:34,447 Oh, sure, yeah. Uh, I should probably figure out who I'm going home with. 470 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,617 Yeah, no, yeah, I'm ready. 471 00:24:41,274 --> 00:24:42,724 The walk. 472 00:24:42,931 --> 00:24:44,213 Do you know him? 473 00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:45,631 Not really. 474 00:24:45,683 --> 00:24:49,769 He was always sun bathing in front of Royce Hall, 475 00:24:49,804 --> 00:24:51,172 I didn't complain. 476 00:24:53,948 --> 00:24:57,193 So, pretty crazy, huh? 477 00:24:57,946 --> 00:24:59,956 Us here? 478 00:25:00,623 --> 00:25:04,836 Maybe you would've been serious about us if it wasn't for your dad. 479 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,652 I'm kidding. 480 00:25:07,155 --> 00:25:08,256 I'm kidding. 481 00:25:08,456 --> 00:25:09,539 Hey. 482 00:25:10,629 --> 00:25:12,010 Are you happy? 483 00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,638 Of... of course. 484 00:25:17,456 --> 00:25:18,975 - Am I interrupting? - Hey. 485 00:25:20,524 --> 00:25:21,573 No. 486 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,189 Not at all. 487 00:25:26,724 --> 00:25:30,044 How are you crashing my friend's reunion right now? 488 00:25:30,144 --> 00:25:32,979 Crash is right. Thanks to your rage text, 489 00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:35,348 I almost rear ended a smart car on Figueroa. 490 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,133 You are 36 weeks, you should be at home, 491 00:25:38,152 --> 00:25:40,029 not driving for Uber. 492 00:25:40,054 --> 00:25:41,572 I switched to e-drive now. 493 00:25:41,597 --> 00:25:44,941 Also, I know my fucking body, okay? Your baby is safe. 494 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:47,777 - All right? Your baby is safe. - I don't mean to be bold, um... 495 00:25:49,364 --> 00:25:52,000 ...but I just can't take my eyes off of you. 496 00:25:52,025 --> 00:25:55,117 I mean, you are glowing. 497 00:25:55,152 --> 00:25:57,338 You do realize that I am fucking pregnant? 498 00:25:57,363 --> 00:25:59,622 Oh, do I ever. 499 00:25:59,657 --> 00:26:00,990 Wait, what? 500 00:26:01,009 --> 00:26:02,825 Oh, yes. Thank you so much. 501 00:26:02,844 --> 00:26:05,211 You cannot eat seafood! 502 00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:06,963 You are the worst surrogate ever. 503 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:08,681 Your child is gonna hate you. 504 00:26:08,716 --> 00:26:11,217 Okay, okay. What is with you two? 505 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:14,503 Take a deep breath, or someone's gonna end up in contractions. 506 00:26:14,522 --> 00:26:16,691 He judges everything I do. 507 00:26:16,716 --> 00:26:19,058 I'm staying at the Ritz, you wanna get out of here? 508 00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:20,309 You know, we could grab a bite. 509 00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:22,028 I could watch you eat for two. 510 00:26:22,063 --> 00:26:23,865 Are you hitting on my surrogate? 511 00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:25,197 100%. 512 00:26:25,233 --> 00:26:27,349 I mean, look at her. 513 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:28,734 Wanna come with me? 514 00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:30,352 Oh, oh, oh. 515 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:31,570 Luke's a vasovagal. 516 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,023 - The fuck? - He faints when under extreme stress. 517 00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:35,875 He needs to get outside and get some fresh air. 518 00:26:35,910 --> 00:26:37,493 I got him. Come here. 519 00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:39,479 God, you're a diva. 520 00:26:40,393 --> 00:26:41,824 I think I found her. 521 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,751 Judge Benner? 522 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,371 Hi. 523 00:26:48,372 --> 00:26:49,672 Lola Carmichael. 524 00:26:49,707 --> 00:26:52,558 I observed one of your trials when I was in law school. 525 00:26:52,593 --> 00:26:55,573 Wait! You're Mark's Lola? 526 00:26:55,598 --> 00:26:58,149 Mmm, he talked about you all the time. 527 00:26:58,174 --> 00:26:58,867 Oh. 528 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:02,528 Mmm. I'm here to present Judge Callan an Alumni Achievement Award. 529 00:27:02,553 --> 00:27:03,736 He's getting an award? 530 00:27:03,771 --> 00:27:06,499 I was Mark's mentor here at the HOJ. 531 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,782 What made you step down from the bench? 532 00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:14,121 This place is a nest of vipers. 533 00:27:14,156 --> 00:27:17,875 The best thing I ever did was to show those cowards 534 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:21,161 my firm ass as I walked out the door. 535 00:27:22,679 --> 00:27:24,700 Mmm. Oh, my stomach. 536 00:27:25,551 --> 00:27:28,286 Oh. Oh, no! 537 00:27:28,287 --> 00:27:29,520 Are you okay? 538 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,557 Mmm. It's this damn shrimp! 539 00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:34,483 What was I thinking eating event seafood? 540 00:27:34,508 --> 00:27:36,302 If everyone could please come to the stage area, 541 00:27:36,345 --> 00:27:40,180 we're about to start the Alumni Awards Presentation! 542 00:27:40,199 --> 00:27:42,349 Okay, here are my notes. 543 00:27:42,368 --> 00:27:44,821 Just remember to punch the joke about him being cheap. 544 00:27:44,846 --> 00:27:45,870 Wait, me? 545 00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:47,738 No, you need to find someone else. 546 00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:50,182 No, you present the award. No time! 547 00:27:50,404 --> 00:27:52,654 I need to hit the bathroom fast! 548 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,600 Just like that, okay. 549 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,744 - Better? - Yeah. 550 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:07,939 Good. 551 00:28:08,496 --> 00:28:09,628 I, um... 552 00:28:12,783 --> 00:28:15,427 - I'm sorry for being on you all the time. - Hmm. 553 00:28:16,554 --> 00:28:19,588 Look, maybe I have been a little active lately. 554 00:28:19,623 --> 00:28:21,592 - Mmm-hmm. - So, you know, 555 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,352 your anxiety is understandable. 556 00:28:27,348 --> 00:28:28,607 You can touch it. 557 00:28:31,235 --> 00:28:32,985 Mmm. 558 00:28:34,021 --> 00:28:36,073 You're gonna be a really great dad, Luke. 559 00:28:36,807 --> 00:28:38,306 Probably a helicopter parent. 560 00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:41,178 Definitely, but, like, in the best way. 561 00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:43,747 And you're obviously an amazing husband. 562 00:28:44,147 --> 00:28:46,809 Shit, too bad you're married. 563 00:28:49,653 --> 00:28:51,837 At UCLA, 564 00:28:51,872 --> 00:28:55,207 Judge Callan served as co-editor in chief of the law review... 565 00:28:55,242 --> 00:28:56,875 Benner got food poisoning, 566 00:28:56,911 --> 00:28:59,111 - and asked me to step in... - He was the youngest judge ever... 567 00:28:59,146 --> 00:29:01,532 ...unless you'd like me to find someone else. 568 00:29:02,049 --> 00:29:04,685 No. No, it's... that's fine. 569 00:29:09,056 --> 00:29:10,505 He is the recipient of the medal... 570 00:29:10,524 --> 00:29:12,668 Oh, my god. We were such dorks. 571 00:29:13,227 --> 00:29:15,295 Did you pick that picture? 572 00:29:15,512 --> 00:29:18,882 They had me send them a bunch of photos from when we were in law school. 573 00:29:20,034 --> 00:29:21,218 You were in most. 574 00:29:23,070 --> 00:29:24,913 You were my ride or die, Lo. 575 00:29:25,606 --> 00:29:27,406 We were gonna take on the world together. 576 00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:30,336 And then I left. 577 00:29:31,045 --> 00:29:33,881 It was hard for me to accept 578 00:29:34,632 --> 00:29:35,591 that you... 579 00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:38,444 chose a different life. 580 00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:42,172 And now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, 581 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,173 the honorable Judge Mark Callan. 582 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,525 All right. 583 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,761 My old section two amigo, apparently. 584 00:29:49,797 --> 00:29:51,597 Woo hoo! 585 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:57,793 Now, to present the Alumni Achievement Award this year, 586 00:29:59,115 --> 00:29:59,914 uh... 587 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:01,925 Lola Carmichael. 588 00:30:02,276 --> 00:30:05,043 ...Lola king cola. 589 00:30:06,563 --> 00:30:08,396 Lola, don't stop! 590 00:30:10,751 --> 00:30:11,783 Here you are, dear. 591 00:30:11,835 --> 00:30:14,035 It's a rental, so just be careful. 592 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,894 Lola! 593 00:30:17,587 --> 00:30:18,753 Okay. 594 00:30:19,343 --> 00:30:22,127 I am Lola Carmichael. 595 00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:25,297 It seems like just yesterday, Mark and I were first years 596 00:30:25,349 --> 00:30:30,736 having secret study meetings in the back staircase of the law library. 597 00:30:30,919 --> 00:30:35,488 Two young dreamers plotting our future legal conquests. 598 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:40,130 And for one of us, that dream came true. 599 00:30:40,155 --> 00:30:41,354 Lola. 600 00:30:45,874 --> 00:30:48,736 I could not be more proud of my friend. 601 00:30:53,027 --> 00:30:57,896 It's easy to point out all that's wrong with our justice system. 602 00:30:57,931 --> 00:31:00,732 But what's hard is staying in the fight, 603 00:31:00,768 --> 00:31:02,332 showing up every day. 604 00:31:03,437 --> 00:31:07,105 And you do that with undivided commitment. 605 00:31:11,178 --> 00:31:12,178 So... 606 00:31:13,463 --> 00:31:18,016 It is with great admiration that I present this year's 607 00:31:18,068 --> 00:31:22,120 Alumni Achievement Award to the honorable 608 00:31:22,491 --> 00:31:24,658 Judge Mark Callan. 609 00:31:38,539 --> 00:31:39,967 Nice speech. 610 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:43,607 Thanks. 611 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:46,732 Mark always deserved better than you. 612 00:31:47,431 --> 00:31:49,380 Also, stay away from my husband. 613 00:31:49,405 --> 00:31:51,155 I am happily married. 614 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,828 What is your problem with me? 615 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,222 You know, you should drop out of the election 616 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,505 while you can still spare yourself the humiliation. 617 00:31:57,524 --> 00:32:01,478 I hail from four generations of black society. 618 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:05,513 You'll always just be Lola from Inglewood. 619 00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:07,676 Little Miss Ghetto wears Prada. 620 00:32:08,018 --> 00:32:09,945 Are threatened by me, Rachel? 621 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,352 Not in the least. 622 00:32:11,372 --> 00:32:13,615 Then what is your problem? 623 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,435 It's been 10 years. Get over it! 624 00:32:16,585 --> 00:32:18,912 - You should have asked me. - I did. 625 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,213 You said it was fine. 626 00:32:21,238 --> 00:32:24,292 You had Robin. You had to go after Dré too. 627 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:25,961 You two were broken up! 628 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:29,515 As my friend, as my line sister, you should have known better 629 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:32,159 and checked in to see if I was really okay with it. 630 00:32:35,929 --> 00:32:36,914 I get it. 631 00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:40,734 You're right. I'm sorry. 632 00:32:43,771 --> 00:32:45,405 Wanna do a shot? 633 00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:49,140 You know, I'm still gonna have to whoop your ass in the election. 634 00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:51,011 Right? Ms. Carmichael. 635 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,781 - So Tequila, straight up? - Duh. 636 00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:58,435 Coming right up. 637 00:33:00,170 --> 00:33:02,837 Sarita. Sarita. Sarita. 638 00:33:02,873 --> 00:33:04,205 - Oh, yes! - Do you remember me? 639 00:33:04,257 --> 00:33:05,490 - Yes, I do! - Sherri Kansky. 640 00:33:05,509 --> 00:33:07,008 - Yes, Sherri. - I'm such a fan of yours. 641 00:33:07,044 --> 00:33:08,510 - Oh... wait, what did you... Say it again! - That I'm such a fan of yours. 642 00:33:08,545 --> 00:33:09,794 Oh! 643 00:33:09,829 --> 00:33:11,846 - Do you think we can do a duet together? - Oh! 644 00:33:11,882 --> 00:33:14,132 - Just like one song. - Oh. Sure, sister! 645 00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:17,135 - Oh. - Uh, "No More Tears." Key of C. 646 00:33:17,170 --> 00:33:18,520 - Oh. All right. - Thank you. 647 00:33:18,555 --> 00:33:19,721 Excuse me. 648 00:33:19,773 --> 00:33:21,890 - "No more tears." - You'll be Donna. 649 00:33:21,942 --> 00:33:24,142 I'll be Barbara. 650 00:33:24,177 --> 00:33:25,343 Oh, um... 651 00:33:25,362 --> 00:33:28,480 I actually... 652 00:33:28,515 --> 00:33:29,864 ...sing the Barbara part. 653 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:30,899 Um. 654 00:33:34,905 --> 00:33:37,641 ♪ It's raining ♪ 655 00:33:37,857 --> 00:33:39,793 ♪ it's pouring ♪ 656 00:33:40,168 --> 00:33:46,331 ♪ My love life is boring me to tears ♪ 657 00:33:46,383 --> 00:33:50,502 ♪ After all these years ♪ 658 00:33:50,554 --> 00:33:53,722 ♪ No sunshine no moonlight ♪ 659 00:33:54,561 --> 00:33:59,621 ♪ No stardust no sign of romance ♪ 660 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:00,929 Wow! 661 00:34:00,981 --> 00:34:06,101 ♪ We don't stand a chance ♪ 662 00:34:06,153 --> 00:34:07,602 ♪ I always ♪ 663 00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:10,271 Aww, you're the best. 664 00:34:10,323 --> 00:34:12,607 - You're rocking that bump. - Thank you. 665 00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:13,691 You're welcome. 666 00:34:13,744 --> 00:34:16,111 ♪ But he turned out ♪ 667 00:34:16,170 --> 00:34:20,539 ♪ to be like every other man ♪ 668 00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:24,369 ♪ Our love ♪ 669 00:34:24,413 --> 00:34:28,949 ♪ Our love ♪ 670 00:34:29,009 --> 00:34:29,924 ♪ Raining ♪ 671 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,875 ♪ Raining ♪ 672 00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:32,043 ♪ Pouring ♪ 673 00:34:32,095 --> 00:34:33,211 ♪ Pouring ♪ 674 00:34:33,263 --> 00:34:38,383 ♪ There's nothing left for us here ♪ 675 00:34:38,418 --> 00:34:39,934 ♪ Mmm hmm ♪ 676 00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:45,273 ♪ And we won't waste ♪ 677 00:34:46,026 --> 00:34:52,363 ♪ another ♪ 678 00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:54,649 Sing it! 679 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:57,636 ♪ Tear ♪ 680 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:58,903 Yeah! 681 00:35:10,607 --> 00:35:13,611 ♪ If you've had enough don't put up with his stuff ♪ 682 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:16,337 ♪ Don't you do it ♪ 683 00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:17,505 ♪ Oh ♪ 684 00:35:17,557 --> 00:35:19,090 ♪ If you've had your fill ♪ 685 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,925 ♪ Get your check pay the bill ♪ 686 00:35:20,977 --> 00:35:24,312 ♪ You can do it ♪ 687 00:35:24,338 --> 00:35:25,411 ♪ Oh ♪ 688 00:35:25,436 --> 00:35:28,292 ♪ Tell him to just get out ♪ 689 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,802 ♪ Nothing left to talk about ♪ 690 00:35:32,795 --> 00:35:35,382 ♪ Pack his raincoat, show him out ♪ 691 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:41,055 ♪ Just look him in the eye and simply shout ♪ 692 00:35:43,373 --> 00:35:45,490 Holy shit. My water just broke. 693 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:47,603 She's having a baby! 694 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:49,438 Is there a doctor in the house? 695 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,942 There's a Doula in the house. 696 00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:57,321 Doula! Doula! Doula! 697 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,323 How are you instantly here? 698 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:00,273 ♪ No more ♪ 699 00:36:00,308 --> 00:36:01,157 ♪ No ♪ 700 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:02,492 ♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪ 701 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,444 - Breathe. - Make room! Make room! 702 00:36:04,479 --> 00:36:05,455 Breathe. 703 00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:07,664 All right. It's okay. 704 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:08,999 ♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪ 705 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:10,283 It's crowning. 706 00:36:10,318 --> 00:36:12,168 I need some hot, organic water. 707 00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:13,986 Breathe. You got this. 708 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:16,006 Emily, I need you to set your intention to push. 709 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,490 I can cut the cord. 710 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,958 Go away! 711 00:36:18,993 --> 00:36:20,510 ♪ I want him out ♪ 712 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,834 ♪ I want him out that door now ♪ 713 00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:33,400 An avocado? 714 00:36:34,386 --> 00:36:36,069 What the... 715 00:36:42,438 --> 00:36:43,827 Robin. 716 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:46,036 Babe, you're not gonna believe... 717 00:36:47,184 --> 00:36:48,498 Morning, babe. 718 00:36:53,904 --> 00:36:55,412 Morning, babe. 719 00:37:10,801 --> 00:37:12,584 Babe. Wake up, babe. 720 00:37:14,186 --> 00:37:15,418 Oh, wait. 721 00:37:15,515 --> 00:37:17,773 I'm not still sleeping, am I? 722 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:22,198 I called your mom and asked her to watch Bailey. 723 00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:25,202 So I could come apologize. 724 00:37:25,796 --> 00:37:27,662 There was no excuse 725 00:37:27,687 --> 00:37:29,080 for me to act like that. 726 00:37:29,756 --> 00:37:31,039 I'm sorry, too. 727 00:37:31,064 --> 00:37:32,500 I know... 728 00:37:32,734 --> 00:37:35,535 That getting back to work is important and... 729 00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:37,415 I wasn't hearing you. 730 00:37:40,185 --> 00:37:41,076 Well... 731 00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:42,828 I'm taking you out. 732 00:37:43,286 --> 00:37:45,180 Our favorite Mexican spot. 733 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:49,599 I've been having the craziest craving for some fresh guacamole. 734 00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:52,770 Yeah. 735 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:56,422 I recognize that compassion and rehabilitation must be 736 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,925 balanced by the need to protect society 737 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,654 from repeat offenders. 738 00:38:00,822 --> 00:38:05,642 Therefore, the court is revoking Mr. Rivera's original probation. 739 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:07,018 Your honor! 740 00:38:07,269 --> 00:38:10,487 I again request that you consider the offer of resources 741 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:12,498 by Ms. Lopez and her organization. 742 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:13,582 I have. 743 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,108 Which is why I'm ordering a new term of probation 744 00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:20,882 with the added condition that Mr. Rivera works with free counsel initiative 745 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,592 and meet regularly. 746 00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:26,386 Thank you, your honor. 747 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:31,668 Thank you. 748 00:38:47,471 --> 00:38:48,743 Are you okay? 749 00:38:51,292 --> 00:38:53,732 - I never should have... - I think I overstepped when I... 750 00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:58,002 - I'm sorry. - Me, too. 751 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,128 I'm sorry. 752 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:01,198 I know that I can... 753 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:04,134 - Be judgy. - We both can be. 754 00:39:05,737 --> 00:39:07,862 I had a dream 755 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:11,047 that you were the judge and courtroom maitre d'. 756 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,726 - I hope I didn't sentence you to life without cabernet. - No. 757 00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:15,385 It was weird. Everyone was in it. 758 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,020 Emily was pregnant. 759 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,438 I don't wanna know who the father was. 760 00:39:18,733 --> 00:39:21,200 What? 761 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,678 Nothing. 762 00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:27,824 - Okay. - There are many sides to every story. 763 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:32,494 And the road not taken does not always guarantee the grass will be greener. 764 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,789 Oh, okay, Yoda. 765 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,573 Last time 766 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,334 - thoughts on Stanford. - No. 767 00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:40,045 No, no, no. Not touching it. 768 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:41,671 I respect that. 769 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,880 What should I do? 770 00:39:44,864 --> 00:39:45,696 I don't know. 771 00:39:46,629 --> 00:39:50,538 Life is complicated and messy. 772 00:39:52,224 --> 00:39:53,590 You should do what feels right. 773 00:39:54,199 --> 00:39:57,062 But if I were you, I wouldn't go. 774 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:58,728 Closure or no closure. 775 00:40:03,995 --> 00:40:05,695 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 776 00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:08,417 - All right. I gotta go. - Okay. 777 00:40:32,016 --> 00:40:34,349 www.MY-SUBS.com 57077

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