All language subtitles for en0107

Oh, stop it!
Just stop it!

What?

I can't stand it anymore.
Every night.

Stacking, arranging, aligning,
adjusting, annoying.

Can't you let me live?

They're all gonna wind up in your
pocket, all jumbled in a big mess.

Hey, do I complain about
the way you read a newspaper?

- Yes.
- I mean, every morning...

snapping and folding and creasing
like an origami festival.

And then you turn the pages
and you lick your fingers.

Grab a little page and lick.

Hey!

I don't know that
that was actually called for.

I'm just tryin' to tidy up a little bit,
you know? That's what I'm doin'.

I'm eliminating clutter from our lives
so we might have more time together.

Oh, I see. I didn't realize
you were doing it for us.

Yeah, well, now you know.

Go ahead.

Tell me why

I love you like I do

Tell me who

Can start my heart as much as you

Let's take each other's hand
as we jump

Into the final frontier

I'm mad about you, baby

Murray, I feel I can tell you this
because we've become very close.

You really stink.

You know what concerns me
here, honey? Acid rain.

Because I'm pretty sure when I left
the office I was wearing a hat.

- Oh, I'm so wet.
- Why didn't you take the subway?

You know why I don't take the subway,
and I don't want to discuss it.

What the hell am I smelling?
Wet dog?

I can't believe you're still
avoiding that token guy.

The minute I say I don't want to talk
about it, you start talking about it.

You don't really
not want to talk about it.

I n fact, your saying,
''I don't want to talk about it''...

is actually a desperate plea
for me to draw out ofyou...

whatever it is you think
you don't want to talk about.

Oh, good. So good.
Now I'm wet and I got a headache.

What is your problem
with this guy?

I feel badly for him, okay?

You know, we went to film school
together, and now he's a token taker?

That's just so--
I'm makin' movies, he's makin' change.

- So?
- Can you imagine what his life is like?

I mean, every day stuck
in a cramped, airless cage.

And the noise and the fumes,
the bodily fluids everywhere.

J ust because someone works in a subway
doesn't mean they're miserable.

No, I'm sure he's the happiest man
under the earth.

Anyway, it's not like
you're winning any Oscars.

Well, I guess you won't be singled out
in my acceptance speech.

I bet you'll thank me when I show you
the surprise I brought you.

Well, it would have to be
a really good surprise.

It's a great one.

I n fact, some people say
it's the Greatest Show on Earth.

Get outta here! The circus?
What, you would do that for me?

VI P seats,
including back tent passes.

Ooh, yeah! Oh, I love when you use
your high-powered PR connections.

Actually, my connections fell through.
I had to sleep with all the Wallendas.

Oh, either way. The point is, these
babies are center ring, front row.

You know, that like doubles your chances
of being picked for the little train.

We talked about this last time.

Ifyou're taller than the dwarfs,
they probably won't pickyou.

Wait, why are there
so many tickets in here?

- Don't tell me you invited them. Why?
- I invited Fran, Mark and Ryan.

You would begrudge a five-year-old
child a trip to the circus?

Well, he's a five-year-old brat.

Besides, last time they picked him
instead of me for the train.

Hey, Ryan, all set
for the big fun night?

- Mine!
- Ryan, sweetie!

- Ask before you grab.
- You guys are very late.

Ifwe miss the Clown Cavalcade,
the whole evening is shot.

- Where is Mark?
- Fran?

Will you come in already!
The dog is not here.

Mark, he's a pussycat.

Am I right?
Huh? Am I right?

Murray, you're being very impolite.

They can smell fear.
You smell fearful.

You do. You smell like fear
and... a little egg salad.

Ryan, Ryan, no, no, no.
You don't play with the dog.

It's a vicious dog.
See, I can't understand that.

I've always been very civil
to that dog.

My doggie!

Well, it's my doggie,
and, frankly, it's my light.

I got a better one.

Well, you might want
to check this out, Ryan.

He's a child.
You can't let him win?

Hey, hey! No, no, no!
Ryan, you play nice.

I'm sorry.
Traffic was a mess.

- Can we go? I do not want to miss--
- I know. The Geek Parade.

Clown Cavalcade.
Can we go, please?

Don't worry. We'll take a subway.
We'll be there in a jiffy.

- No, we're not taking a subway.
- Why not?

Because it's bad luck to be underground
and under the Big Top on the same day.

- Really?
- Yes.

Gee, I never heard that. Fran?

Ryan, sweetie,
do you need to make tinkle?

He can go in the subway
like everybody else.

Come on, Murray!
We're going to the circus!

No, no, no. Ryan,
doggies don't go to the circus.

- Daddy's right.
- You can play with Murray next time.

No! Now!

Murray, forget what you're hearing,
'cause you're not going to the circus.

- Don't even listen to the kid.
- No, no, no!

Don't thwart him.
He doesn't like being thwarted.

Was I thwarting?

Right there I was thwarting.

Ryan, listen.
We can't take Murray...

because what if he meets a pretty
poodle and then he runs away?

You have beady eyes.

Well, I'm glad we had
this little chat.

Sweetie, remember how much
you loved the circus last year?

- When you got to kick the clown?
- I want Murray!

Hey, this is crazy.
I'll stay here with Ryan.

I don't need to see some poor goat
with a horn stuck in his head.

Hey, what's the matter with you?
It's a unicorn, and I've waited a year.

He's my child. He's my burden.
I'll stay. You all go and have fun.

No.

I'll stay.

I don't care ifyou all stay,
'cause I'm going.

- You're selfish.
- All right.

All right. Okay. That's it.
End ofdiscussion.

We're all going to the circus.
We're going to have a barrel offun.

- Right, Ryan?
- No! No! No!

Ryan, please.
J ust stop it, please.

- All right.
- Maybe we'll meet you there.

All right. All right. Okay.

Oh, stop acting like a child.
Do you want to miss the circus?

- No. So buy the tokens.
- The guy probably isn't here.

And even if he is,
what's the big deal?

Is it a huge thing I'm asking you to do?
Love, honor and buy the tokens.

- There is something you're not saying.
- No, there's nothing.

- What is happening here?
- Nothing. I just--

I don't want this guy
blaming me for his life.

What possible reason
could he have for blaming you?

Well, I don't know.
Maybe he's bitter.

Maybe he's jealous of me.
I don't know.

Well, maybe both our senior projects
were due on the same day...

but I got to the editing room early
so I got the good Movieola.

Then Howie showed up and he got mad
and he never finished his film...

and he dropped out ofschool
and he ended up here... maybe.

So you're saying you've
been guilty all these years...

because you were
a more conscientious student?

Yeah.

You're incredibly neurotic
and incredibly sweet.

And incredibly late.
So please, go buy the tokens.

- Are you always gonna avoid the subway?
- No, just this station.

Oh, God, that's him.
It's him. That's the guy.

Would you look at him?
Look at him in there.

Look at him in the booth there.

Do you realize a different toss
ofthe dice, that could've been me.

J ust say hello. He probably
won't even rememberyou.

Thankyou.

Having two, please.

- Paul Buchman?
- Huh?

It's you.

Are you talking to me?
I can't hearyou through the glass.

- We can't hearyou.
- PaulBuchman!

Howie! Howie Balinger.

- Come on, man.
- Look, honey, it's Howie Balinger.

Howie Balinger.
That's so funny.

- Howie, my lovely wifeJamie.
- Hi, Howie.

- Hello.
- Oh, hello. Hi.

Paul always was lucky.

You know, Howie, we'd love to chat,
but we're late for the circus.

- Why don't you come in for a second?
- Oh, no, we can't.

I'd love to talk with you.
Come on.

Wow, this is nice.

I've never been inside
one ofthese things before.

You know, it's deceptive.
It really is.

'Cause on the outside,
it looks very cramped in here.

Then you come inside and it's roomy.
It really is. Don't you think?

It's very roomy.
You could throw a party in here.

Plus they give you the cushy chair,
and you got a great view.

- Honey, look at all those tokens.
- How does that work with the tokens?

With the tokens, do they bring them
to you first thing in the morning?

Or do you gotta go pick them up?
Is there like a big token place?

So, Buchman, I hear
you're a hotshot filmmaker now.

- I wouldn't use the word ''hotshot.''
- I would.

You know what I do?
These low budget documentaries.

Boring.
I can hardly watch them myself.

Why do you put yourselfdown?
You're a brilliant director.

- But I make no money.
- Hardly any.

- It's unbelievable.
- I support him.

Well, Howie, it's good to see you.
It really is. It's been--

It's just great to see you.
And you know what?

I'll just get a couple oftokens,
and we'll be on our way.

- Oh, you'll just be on your way?
- The circus only comes once a year.

Hey, would you like tojoin us?
We have extra tickets.

- I don't need your charity.
- They were free.

Oh, sure. The auteur
gets all the perks, right?

- They're not my perks. They're hers.
- I don't even like the circus.

Hey, take a cab, okay?
I'm with friends!

So, Paul, I'll bet you'd forgotten
all about me, hadn't you?

- Oh, on the contrary.
- He talks about you all the time.

You know, I hadn't
forgotten about you.

I keep living that morning over and over
until it's burned in my brain.

Me getting to the editing room late, you
already at the good Movieola, laughing.

- No, I wasn't laughing.
- And gloating, just like now.

- Are you gloating?
- No, never! There's been no gloating.

You know, it's your fault
that I'm here!

You followed me down to this stinking
hellhole to rub it in my face!

- To buy a token.
- Oh, yes, sir. You'd like a token.

How many would you like, sir?
One? No, two? Huh?

How about one ofour handy ten-pack?
Huh? How many?

- Four.
- Four?

Why don't you just
take them all!

Boy, this was a good idea,
honey. Thankyou.

Oh, come on.
Let's catch the train.

We can't leave the booth unmanned,
or Howie will lose his job.

So what?

So then the only part of his lousy life
I haven't ruined, I'll have ruined.

It's not your problem.
He's obviously psychotic.

Yes, but he's a psychotic
with a job.

Ifwe don't cover for him, then
he'll be an unemployed psychotic.

- What if he doesn't come back?
- He'll come back. He's gotta come back.

I just hope we make it to the circus
in time for Flexo the Fabulous.

Did you know he can lick
his own back?

Why can't you just follow football
like other guys?

Six.

Six. Six!
That would be six tokens.

No, six Whoppers.

Sir, the last thing the New York City
Transit System needs is your sarcasm.

I can't believe it takes two morons
to do this stupid job.

We're apprentices.

Hey! Hey! Did you see that?

Those guys justjumped
the turnstile. Go get 'em.

- They'rejust kids.
- Yeah, and they broke the law.

- So you go get 'em.
- They'rejust kids.

Seven tokens.
How do I get to Hunters Point?

Hunters Point?

Honey, you want to field that
for the nice lady? I'll get her tokens.

I've never even heard
of Hunters Point.

You can't read a map?

Okay, seven.
So seven times one twenty-five.

They should give you a calculator
or something in here.

Seven times one twenty-five
is a dollar-- Carry the two--

Would you rather have
a little ten-pack?

Eight seventy-five.

- Eight--
- I gave you a twenty.

- Yes.
- That means I get $1 1 .25 back.

Yes, you do.
And I was getting that.

Hunters Point?

You know what you do? Hunters Point.
You take this train one stop uptown...

get offand you ask
the token taker there.

- You people are pathetic.
- No, wait. Hey, I think I got it.

Take the number two train uptown to
Jackson Avenue and transfer to the six.

I could've walked there by now.

Grace under pressure.
You did good, sweetie.

I did great. I sent her to the South
Bronx. She'll be dead in two hours.

Hey, what's taking
so long up there?

Come on, man! Get the lead out!
How hard can thatjob be?

You know, I used to think that myself.
But have you heard the expression...

''Not until you've walked a mile
in another man's shoes''?

All right, keep your pants on.

Do you guys know ''Color My World''?

Hello. We have customers here.

- I'm asking them ifthey know our song.
- What? We have a song?

- Hello. Were you at the wedding?
- Hello. Can you break a 20, please?

Where's that freakin' train?

Why does everybody keep asking that?

I don't know. She doesn't know.
Wejust work here.

Actually, we don't.

It's really more
like a hobby with us.

Honey, I hate to botheryou.
Could you just grab that?

- Howie's stop. This isJamie.
- Don't say that.

You'll get Howie in trouble.
Hi. This is Howie.

What's the problem?
It's Raoul.

- Who's Raoul?
- The supervisor.

- There's a 20-minute delay. Track fire.
- There's a fire?

Oh, that's good, honey. The way
you yelled ''fire'' in a crowded subway.

Hey, just because you missed the circus,
don't take it out on me.

Hey-- Yeah, all right, okay.

You know what? This could get
very ugly here. Give me the mike.

How come you always
get to make the announcements?

I'm sorry?Ialways-- You'resaying
Ialways make the announcements?

- Youknow what Imean.
- No, Ireally don't.

We 're marriedsixmonths,
andyou'resaying that, what...

as a rule, I tendto hog
thepublicaddress system?

- I'mjustsaying--
- Igota little dealforyou.

Next time we 'restuck in a token booth
andthere 's an angrymob outside...

you'llmake the announcements.

Why don'tyousaysomething
before theystorm the booth?

I'm trying.

Ladies andgentlemen,
please don'tpanic.

There 's aslight delay.
There 's a little fire in the Bronx.

It's in the Bronx.
The train is alreadyon its way.

It willbe here in five minutes.
Thankyou.

Didn't Raoul say 20?
Why are you lying to these people?

- Don't tell me how to do myjob.
- I just thinkyou should be honest.

Well, why don't you bearyour soul?
Go ahead.

Excuse me, folks.
We have an update.

We 're lookingata 20-minute delay.
Have a nice day.

Please! Come on!

Boy, you know, honey,
you really got a knack for this job.

Pardon me. We've never been
to New York City before.

May we please have directions
to the Statue of Liberty?

Take the numberone train
straight to hell.

See?

Who have I become, honey?

Hey! Where the hellhaveyoubeen?
We've been covering foryouallnight.

Hey, don't do me any favors
just 'cause you feel guilty.

Fine. Okay. Fine.

You know, Howie, I ruined your life.
You made me miss the circus.

- So, now we're even.
- You don't get offthat easy, Buchman!

You know, Howie, I have been worried
about you for 1 5 years, but that's over.

And ifyour life is miserable,
it's your own fault!

- You tell him.
- I'm not gonna feel guilty anymore.

I've worked really hard
to get where I am.

And ifyou had woken up
six minutes earlier--

just six minutes-- then you
could've had the good Movieola!

You could've had the great career.
You could've had the gorgeous wife.

All of it. But no.
Face it, Howie.

- You overslept!
- Yeah, wake up, Howie.

Nobody's ever talked to me
like this before.

Well, maybe it's about time
somebody did.

I don't know what to say.

Well, I'm sorry to have been
so harsh, Howie.

We had a track fire, and we've been
under a lot of pressure here.

No, no.
You're absolutely right.

It's just my opinion.

Boy, I see things so clearly now.

- Oh.
- Thankyou, Paul.

I know exactly
what I have to do now.

Well, good.
Then I'm happy, Howie...

because, you know, once you start
taking responsibility foryour life...

things will really turn around.

- You just gotta take that first step.
- Honey.

Howie! Howie!

- Give me a token.
-J ump over the thing!

Call Raoul! Howie!

Please forgive me. It was not
your fault. It was my fault.

It was all my fault.

Well, Howie has to be somewhere.
Did you check all the tunnels?

And the BMT too?

No, I'm not trying to be
a noodge, Raoul.

Raoul, I happen to be concerned,
yes. Well, all right.

Still no sign of Howie. I should've
followed him into that tunnel.

But I couldn't. I was afraid of running
into that Beauty and the Beast guy.

Well, guess what?
Howie is doing just fine.

Read this.

''Four days ago
he was just a token clerk.

But now, film school dropout
Howard Balinger...

has turned his near tragedy
to triumph.

After a frenzied
Hollywood bidding war...

Balinger has sold the rights
of his underground odyssey--''

- I do not believe this.
- It gets better.

''Which he will develop into a major
motion picture, TunnelofHate. ''

When Howie wakes up, he really
wakes up. Good for him, huh?

Good for him? What about me? They
don't mention me in the whole article.

You're a psychopath.

Hey, I'm the inspiration
for TunnelofHate.

Honey, don't you see?
Your debt is cancelled.

Fine. But he never would'vejumped off
the platform if it weren't for me.

I don't believe you. I really don't.
You should be happy for Howie.

I should. No, I am.

I am. I'm happy for Howie.
Hey, what is this?

- I didn't want you to see that part.
- Raoul gets producer credit?

- No.
- Over my dead body!