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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,010 --> 00:00:07,010 2 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:13,010 3 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,490 Yeah, hello? 4 00:00:30,870 --> 00:00:32,280 We're on our way. 5 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:34,290 We're getting to the party. 6 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:38,120 What do you mean you guys are gone? I thought we said we'd join you. 7 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,000 Ah... no more alcohol? 8 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,300 Okay, yeah. 9 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,920 Ben! 10 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:54,010 Let me have a chat with Marion and Fleur and I'll call you back. 11 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:58,430 Actually more with Marion, because Fleur is in the middle of a lips workout. 12 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,680 Hey bruv! 13 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:06,230 So, Girls? What do we do? 14 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:07,900 Marion? Fleur? 15 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,560 - Ben! - What? What?! 16 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:13,070 Have you changed your WIFI pass again? 17 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,480 - Have you changed your WIFI pass? - Are you still connected to my routeur? 18 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:18,450 - Hiya Ben! - Hiya. 19 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:19,570 Go ahead. 20 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,860 C, lower case V, hifen... 21 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,280 - What are you doing? - I'm on Tinder. 22 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:27,280 - Tinder? Show me. - Fleur! I'm texting! 23 00:01:27,410 --> 00:01:29,240 Benjamin... 24 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,210 Q, R, upper case P, O. 25 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,670 You know you can modify your password? 26 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,960 I love my password. I love my WIFI. Bye. 27 00:01:38,090 --> 00:01:39,880 - There's something weird or what? - What? 28 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:43,170 - He's got the exact same smile on every pic. - That's scary. 29 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:45,290 - Be careful. - I think he's a sales rep. 30 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,210 You're jealous, that's all. 31 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:50,170 Or a psycho. Either a sales rep or a psycho. 32 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:54,840 Fuck, mom! I don't believe this. Use the doorbell! 33 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:56,850 It's an emergency. You were not answering my calls. 34 00:01:56,980 --> 00:01:58,850 Your nephew used my Ipad. Now it's unusable. 35 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:00,400 Mom, I don't have time for that, I swear. 36 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,020 - I'm doing this for you. - Okay, give me that.. 37 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:05,140 I want to book a restaurant for when we get to Biarritz. 38 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:07,810 Don't you find your virtual encounters a wee bit pathetic? 39 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:10,070 Don't you wanna leave some room for the beauty of randomness? 40 00:02:10,490 --> 00:02:12,560 Do you prefer Caves Saint Jean or Chez Bibi? 41 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:15,190 I don't know Mom. It's in 3 days, I don't give a shit. 42 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,120 - I'm gonna ask your brother - Right, ask him 43 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,230 Arthur! 44 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:24,490 - Hiya Nicole! - Hiya! 45 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:27,370 Where do you want to eat on Tuesday night? 46 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,990 We're going to the Courtepaille before the motorway exit. 47 00:02:30,290 --> 00:02:32,000 What? Is this a joke? 48 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:35,250 No, mom, it's more handy. They have a ball pit. 49 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:38,830 No, no, it's either the Caves Saint Jean or Chez Bibi. Pick one. 50 00:02:39,130 --> 00:02:40,080 Courtepaille then. 51 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:41,630 - Courtepaille then? - Yup. 52 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,300 OK. Good night. 53 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,090 Ben? 54 00:02:52,890 --> 00:02:56,940 FIRST HOLIDAYS 55 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:27,990 Benjamin! 56 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:29,990 Marion? 57 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,490 Watch out, watch out! 58 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,710 - Catch the boat, catch the boat. - Yep, yep, yep yep yep. 59 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:38,410 - All good all good all good - Great, thanks a lot. 60 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,040 Do you want me to anchor the boat? I can take the bottle and anchor it. 61 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:45,100 - do what? - Anchor the boat. Moor it. 62 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,800 Nah nah, we're leaving, it's ok. 63 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:50,550 - Hey, mister is a sailor eh? - Yes, a wee bit. 64 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,010 Careful, there's quite a gap there. 65 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:54,890 Gentleman, old school. I love it 66 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:56,470 Delighted to meet you though. 67 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:58,400 Love your t-shirt. What does it say? ESIC? 68 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,680 Yeah, it's my business school. 69 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:02,640 Very stylish, I like it. 70 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:05,400 What have you planned for tonight? Amaze us! 71 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:08,490 I don't know. We'll start with a drink and wing it... 72 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:12,730 - Hey! Quite original, no? - Shut your mouth Romain. 73 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:14,870 Anyway, you really have a beautiful smile. 74 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:16,240 Shut your mouth, Romain! 75 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,450 I'm not sure what it means, but thank you. 76 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:20,740 - Ok guys. Have a nice trip. - Bye! 77 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,030 - Bye, ESIC. - Bye. 78 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:25,280 - Well, hiya. - Good evening. 79 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:28,410 - How is it going? -I left my bag inside the pub. 80 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,920 A bit chilly for July, don't you think? 81 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:38,340 - Are you going to have a forecast talk? - No, it's just... 82 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:39,840 Why not eh? 83 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,510 Oh yeah, I got you a wee present. 84 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,850 - A present? - Yes. 85 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:52,640 I have exactly what you asked for. 86 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:54,510 You really got meds? 87 00:04:54,770 --> 00:04:57,100 I got you an antiacid. You needed it. 88 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:58,820 That's very very nice. 89 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:02,940 I wanted to make things right for my date. My very first Tinder date. 90 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:06,150 - So it's really your first Tinder date? - Well, yes. 91 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,560 Cause usually people say that, but... 92 00:05:08,950 --> 00:05:10,280 - And it's not true? - No. 93 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,780 Ok I see. And you? Is this your first? 94 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,160 - No, it's not your first? - No, I didn't lie to you. 95 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:19,160 How many? 96 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,790 I don't know, I didn't count. Thirty, fourty?... 97 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:24,120 Thirty, fourty?! 98 00:05:24,460 --> 00:05:27,160 Yes but don't worry, I usually get bored after 1 minute. 99 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:29,870 Alright. I'm not sure it makes me feel better... 100 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,510 - Well, cheers. - cheers! 101 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:35,250 To antiacids! 102 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,840 You're lucky. This one is lemon flavoured. They're the best. 103 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,850 Compared to what? 104 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,170 Compared to mint flavour, they're disgusting. 105 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,800 Horrible. Have you ever tried? 106 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:50,340 Dreadful. They almost lost me with the mint flavour. 107 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,680 - Are you pharmacist? - No, I'm a sales rep. 108 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,390 But I hate feeling sick. That's why I always carry meds with me. 109 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,520 I you want, I have paracetamol, If you sprain your ankle, I have arnica. 110 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,320 Always one step ahead. 111 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,740 - So what do you do for a living? - I draw. 112 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:07,660 - You draw - I draw graphic novels. 113 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:10,780 That's great.. Do you make a living of it? 114 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,280 - No. - No? 115 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,450 I'm living on government money waiting for a suggar daddy. 116 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,240 Hence the dates. 117 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,200 I see. Shit. 118 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:21,830 - I'm kidding, Benjamin. - That's what I thought. 119 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,910 Sorry, I take everything at face value. 120 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:27,330 I'm going step by step... 121 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:32,090 - I think it's time... time to go. - Time to go. 122 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:33,550 We're going! 123 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:37,330 I'm very sorry, you have to say good bye to your best friend. 124 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:39,920 Fuck, I forgot she was here. 125 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,140 I feel like she's a part of me now. 126 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:44,510 Yes, now you're great. 127 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:46,930 I feel like she's a shoulder pad. 128 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,180 You... you... 129 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,810 You'd like to go for a walk? 130 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,930 I'd love to, but the problem is I have another Tinder date in 30mn. 131 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:58,190 Oh yeah? 132 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,190 - Woaw - Ben! 133 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,690 You should get my sense of humour by now. 134 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:08,650 Fuck! I didn't get it at all. 135 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,330 Are you ok? 136 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,000 Are you crying? 137 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,960 You really cum like a deaf person. 138 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:31,500 I don't want to disturb your neighbour. Holy cow! 139 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,010 Holy cow! 140 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:35,590 Fuck! 141 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:40,550 Holy cow! 142 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,590 Do all you Tinder dates end like that? 143 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:45,350 Nah, stairs sex is just with you. 144 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,900 That's good to know. 145 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:50,520 Can I use your bathroom... 146 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,350 To clean my hands... 147 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:54,360 - You want to take a pee? - Yes. 148 00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:57,020 Alright. At the back of the flat, on your right. 149 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,060 - yellow door - Ok 150 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,310 Oh fuck. Holly cow! 151 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,810 Holly cow! 152 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:07,530 Oof... Holly cow! 153 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:40,930 Oh, sorry. I didn't know.. I'm sorry. 154 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,310 - You alright, ESIC? - I was looking for the loo, but... 155 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,970 Don't hesitate, we won't look. 156 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:51,310 No, no no no. I'm not doing it in front of you. 157 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,600 I'm gonna leave you to it. Sorry. 158 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:55,770 No no, wait, actually I could use your help. You must know your way around taxes. 159 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:59,810 Do you know what 'unrated taxable income for PEA-PME' means? 160 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:01,490 That's my tax return. 161 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:04,870 Ok, do you have any shares in a business? 162 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:06,490 A PME or a PMI? 163 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,400 No? 164 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,580 Nah, he's an experimental musician. 165 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:13,990 Ha ok, well in that case, no need to fill that document. 166 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:16,410 - I'll leave you to it. - Do you have a cigaret? 167 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,630 - No, I don't smoke. Ciao. - Bye. 168 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,840 - Ben? - Yeah, I'm here. 169 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,250 Come with me. 170 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:25,340 - Where are you? - Come in the kitchen. 171 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,430 Where are you going? 172 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,590 Come! 173 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,470 I didn't know they were together. They're having a bath. 174 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,800 Nah, sometimes we have bath as friends, that's all. 175 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,470 Alright. Ok. 176 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,730 Come on. One step each. 177 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,480 - It's very high. - One step each. 178 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:45,640 Careful! It's nothing. It happened to me a thousand times. 179 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:47,180 Look at me in the eyes. 180 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,020 - Honestly I hate you. - You adore me. - Holy cow. 181 00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:50,810 Give me your hand. 182 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,820 - Do you adore me? - Yes, for real, I... 183 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:00,910 Come on, we're almost there. 184 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:04,070 That's exactly what I needed to end the night. Dying falling from a roof. 185 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:13,120 - So, your holidays will be in Biarritz? - Yeah. 186 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,580 Yeah, it's Biarritz. Three weeks. 187 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,870 Like for the past 37 years. 188 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:19,420 Oh yeah? 189 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:21,380 Eh. 190 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:23,800 You, where are you going? 191 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,800 I'm going to Beirut, with my crazy friends. 192 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,300 - Beirut? - Yes. 193 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:28,750 That's lovely. 194 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:31,720 But isn't Syria better that time of the year? 195 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:35,140 Very good time. I think you'll a better blast over there. 196 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:37,640 You know, Syria is great. But I've already been. 197 00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:39,270 Ok I see. 198 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:42,520 Didn't know I was dealing with a peacekeeper. 199 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,770 We're good here. 200 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,230 I could sleep. 201 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,940 - Fancy a wee nap? - Yes. 202 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,330 No way Ben. 203 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,120 Do you actually have mouthwash with you? 204 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,030 Wait. 205 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:07,990 You were never supposed to see this. You were sleeping. 206 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,460 - I thought it was the good time to do it. - Ben, you can't plan everything ahead. 207 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,540 I'm not planning anything.. 208 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:16,750 Look, I never planned to meet you tonight. 209 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,670 Or that we'd have sex on your doorstep. 210 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:23,460 Or that I'd end on a roof like an Aristocat. I didn't plan any of that. 211 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,930 But I can plan to have a fresh breath in the morning. There. 212 00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:29,260 Will you come on holiday with me? 213 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:32,840 Come again? 214 00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:34,560 - What? - Perdon? 215 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:35,720 What? Did I just say that? 216 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:38,590 - I heard your voice. - Yes, I think it was me. 217 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,060 - You told me something. - I said something, did I? 218 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:44,810 Do you want to? 219 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:47,940 - So, two times? - Yeah, sorry, it's getting confirmed. 220 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,200 I know you'll go your way, and I'll go my way 221 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:53,980 You're gonna meet people and live your own thing. 222 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:57,400 But I just want this to go on. Just a wee bit. 223 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,830 Forget about it. 224 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,460 What's between Beirut and Biarritz? 225 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,040 Halfway. 226 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,160 - Bulgaria? - Yep. 227 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,090 Why Bulgaria? 228 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,790 She was supposed to go to Beirut with her friends 229 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:20,680 And me to Biarritz 230 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,590 We said 'what's halfway?', we opened a map and boom. 231 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:25,000 Bulgaria's there. 232 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:28,640 So you're gonna miss our trip to Beirut to go on holidays 233 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:30,560 with ESIC? 234 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,050 Yeah, so what? 235 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,270 I think you forgot what holidays are when you're in a relationship. 236 00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:36,890 - I'm not in a relationship. - Let me stop you here. 237 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:41,110 You're two human beings. Who have sex. You're traveling together. Couple holiday. 238 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:45,350 So you'll ditch us to go on holidays with a girl you don't know, in Bulgaria? 239 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,770 My brother is insane. 240 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:49,820 'Oh I'm hungry'. 'Look at this cute inn'. 241 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,530 'Amazing, sweetheart. Let me check their ratings on Tripadvisor.' 242 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,450 - Only steamcooked food. - Or yogurt. Yogurt is safe. 243 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:59,990 'You're so cute in front of that church' 'Wait, let me add a filter' 244 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,950 'I love it. What caption should I write?' 'Holidays of Looove?' 245 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,620 If i were you guys, I'd eat at the hotel restaurant. 246 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:08,460 We've decided not to stay in a hotel. 247 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,920 We'd rather stay at locals'. 248 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:15,460 - Please don't say that. - Perdon? Which local? 249 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,340 Any local. A nice one. 250 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:20,680 In an AirBnB 251 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,890 What's his name? Beebee? 252 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:26,220 That's not his name mom. I'll show you. 253 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,270 That means I'll go on holiday by myself with... 254 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:34,860 - When did you guys meet? - Last week-end. 255 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,100 I knew it. 256 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,560 Laugh as much as you want. 257 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:42,060 Holidays are the hardest test for a couple. 258 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,940 Funny to start with it. 259 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,290 That's just crazy. 260 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:08,620 It doesn't make any sense. 261 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,290 Let's go. 262 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,220 I need to syncronize both devices. 263 00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:31,560 I've got videos on this one that I don't have on that one. 264 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,870 I think that's us. 265 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,620 - Ben? - What? 266 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,210 I think that's us. 267 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,290 It's a shame you slept. The scenery was lovely on the way 268 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,340 I went far far away, wooo. 269 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,420 It's here. 270 00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:21,510 I recognize it from the picture. 271 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,600 See, that's a typical bulgarian house. 272 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:30,100 I see. It's great. 273 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:35,140 - Shouldn't it be on the sea front? - Yes, I think it's on the other side. 274 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:37,680 Ok. 275 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:44,820 Wait, no. Actually the sea is on the other side of the road 276 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,480 - Over there. At the very end. - Yes, correct! 277 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,780 - Marion! - Yes! 278 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,360 Yes, yes. I didn't understand a damn thing. What? 279 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,490 Come over! 280 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,620 - Do you need help? - Nah, I'm good. 281 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,220 Oh, we're dancing now? 282 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,780 - Nice, isn't she? - Very nice indeed. 283 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:54,830 Great. 284 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,540 But... Fuuuck. 285 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,840 Isn't it so cute? 286 00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:09,290 Yeah, good old kind of cute. 287 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,980 So so. 288 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,230 Not really an answer. 289 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,650 Holy shit. I knew it. 290 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:54,120 What is this place? 291 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,000 It's genius! 292 00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,580 Yeah, superb... 293 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:00,870 Superb. 294 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,960 I'll take a pee and we can go visit the surroundings 295 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,960 Sorry! 296 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,550 Marion, wait for me please. 297 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,840 We have to be super fast 298 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:18,470 Do you know that one person out of two in the world dies on this road? 299 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,970 - Quick! - Wait! 300 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,020 Marion, for real. I'm not jot joking. 301 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,310 Get ready to have your mind blown. It's wonderful. 302 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,310 - It's horrendous. - What? 303 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,610 The tide is quite low, isn't it? 304 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:39,780 Don't you think? 305 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,660 Oh cool. A jetty! 306 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,820 - Let's go for a swim! - Go ahead, I'll catch up with you. 307 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,620 - Wait for me! - Here we go! 308 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:55,090 Please be careful, there's a lot of rusty shit. 309 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,450 That's Tetanus beach for you. 310 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,960 Marion, water is shallow! Careful! 311 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,680 You ok? Did you hurt yourself? 312 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,710 Not at all! Water is great! 313 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,340 Are you coming? 314 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,640 Nah, water is a bit too brown for my taste. 315 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,260 Come on. The sand it covered in mud. It's super soft. 316 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:15,060 That just grosses me out. 317 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,180 No no no, What the fuck are they doing? 318 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:29,350 For fuck's sake! What is your problem?! 319 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,560 Welcome to Bulgaria! 320 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:36,110 They're in water now! Go get it! 321 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,070 That can't be true! 322 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,780 - Are you afraid of dogs? - No, I'm not afraid of dogs! 323 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:44,320 - They're attack dogs! - Nah, they're very sweet dogs.. 324 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,250 So? Happy? 325 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,750 - What are you doing here? - Adventure eh? 326 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:04,930 At least you were right. It looks wonderful here. 327 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,300 That colour of the sea. 328 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:09,220 What is it exactly? 329 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,840 Brown? Dirt? 330 00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:13,760 You were right, Biarritz is overrated. 331 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,970 You made the right choice. 332 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:17,600 Enjoy your holidays. 333 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,560 Should we go? 334 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,270 Ben? Should we go? 335 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:33,820 - What a shame, I was in such a deep sleep. - Let's go visit the town? 336 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,600 Fuck. So fucking annoying. 337 00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,020 Ben, what are you doing? Taking a shit? 338 00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,990 No, no no no! I'm having a shower. 339 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,320 Alright. 340 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,270 Did you find a power socket that works? 341 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,080 Try the one downstairs next to the kitchen. 342 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:41,500 Alright, but make it fast. I've found an amazing restaurant. 343 00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:44,710 Cucu has recommended it, but they only serve until 9. 344 00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:48,950 Sure, just let me finish. 345 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,210 - Ben? - Yes, I'm coming down. 346 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,250 I've found my phone. 347 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:01,630 Dobar vecher. 348 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,970 We're almost there 349 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,400 - Are you coming? What are you doing? - Just having a look at the menu 350 00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:19,850 Looks really good. 351 00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:21,020 - Here? - Yes. 352 00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:24,230 Salads, tuna tartare, tataki. It all looks good. 353 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,850 Stop it. We're not dining here. It's awful! 354 00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:30,030 - No, it looks good. - No, it's a big tourist trap. 355 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,940 But we are tourists. 356 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:36,200 - Let me just check on TripAdvisor - I beg you, let's not go there 357 00:22:36,450 --> 00:22:39,950 A local gave us the adress of an amazing typical local restaurant 358 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,530 - Sure - See? it's crowded 359 00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:46,910 Maybe it's crowded because it's actually good. 360 00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:48,330 Dobar vecher. 361 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:52,000 - See, they're fishing for tourists. 362 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,150 Dobar den. 363 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,850 Sure. 364 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,280 Dobar... Well. 365 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,660 The chef is so sweet. 366 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,110 He let me charge my phone in his truck. 367 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,450 Great. 368 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:42,910 There's only locals here. That's a very good sign. 369 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,130 I saw that... 370 00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:53,040 - Hmm! Delicious! - Seriously? 371 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,460 Looks like an oil bath to me. With potatoes. 372 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,000 It's delicious. I swear. Taste it. 373 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,050 I can't. 374 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,970 - Your loss, it's really good. - Honestly, I don't feel like it. 375 00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:07,430 Your loss. 376 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,230 What is it? 377 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,730 My mom. Sending pictures of her with my cousins. 378 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,270 - You text your mom a lot, don't you? - Yes. 379 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,730 You and your mom are strongly connected. 380 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,870 We keep in touch. We chat. We communicate. 381 00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:25,110 Yes, you're the family kind. 382 00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:30,990 We take care of each other. I don't know. Seems pretty normal to me. 383 00:24:31,910 --> 00:24:33,490 Oh no, I'm not saying... 384 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:35,660 Isn't it the same with your family? 385 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:39,620 My family is quite small. Just me and my mom. 386 00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:42,620 And I can't say we're very close. 387 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,330 My mom is not really trustworthy. 388 00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:53,000 But it's alright, don't worry. My family is the people I've chosen. 389 00:24:57,770 --> 00:24:59,800 Time for rakia. 390 00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:04,090 I love that woman. 391 00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:06,760 I'm so happy we're spending five days at her place, she's so sweet. 392 00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:11,360 We're spending five days at... 393 00:25:11,570 --> 00:25:12,760 - Yes. - Ok. 394 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,190 In Bulgaria we say nazdrave. 395 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,690 I'm not having any. I'm just gonna freshen up. 396 00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,820 - Nazdrave. - Nazdrave. 397 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,790 Sorry, sorry. 398 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:04,140 - Come! - Ben! 399 00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:06,350 - What's happening? - Todor is here and all! 400 00:26:06,610 --> 00:26:08,020 I saw that. 401 00:26:11,030 --> 00:26:13,150 No thank you, I'm not thirsty. 402 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,390 Ben! Ben! 403 00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:25,330 Holy cow! 404 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,080 Turn on the light. 405 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:40,500 Wait. 406 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,800 - Fuck, that drink was strong. - Very strong. 407 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,300 Are you taking your shoes off? I'm keeping mine. 408 00:27:06,690 --> 00:27:10,980 Marion, Marion, Marion, stop pressing against my belly 409 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,650 I don't feel good. 410 00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,150 - I'm sure you're alright - No I don't think I can... 411 00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:17,280 - What's wrong? - My tummy hurts. 412 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:19,780 - Seriously? - Yes, for real. 413 00:27:20,830 --> 00:27:23,450 Nothing will happen down there anyway. I don't feel good. 414 00:27:23,950 --> 00:27:26,870 - Men are such a pain. - How come? 415 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,990 We don't need a 90 degrees 416 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,880 60 ou 65 is way enough for us 417 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:35,250 Okay but we're talking 15 here. Or 2. 418 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:38,260 I swear. 419 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:40,330 - Please don't be mad at me? - I am 420 00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:43,540 Please, I'm begging you. Oh great, now you've turned the lights off. 421 00:27:46,050 --> 00:27:47,380 Ouch, Holy cow. 422 00:27:57,730 --> 00:27:59,640 Oh fuck. 423 00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:21,820 Shit. 424 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,910 Fuck. 425 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,130 What the fuck is he doing here? 426 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,670 He's breathing. 427 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,040 - Ben? - Yeah? 428 00:29:34,170 --> 00:29:35,830 What happened to you? 429 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:39,210 - What is it? - Ah fuck. 430 00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:45,760 I hit my head on a tree branch. 431 00:29:46,270 --> 00:29:49,630 - A branch? Did you go out? - Yes I went out, for... 432 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,560 Yes. 433 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,440 - During the night? - Yes, I was out like... 434 00:29:56,810 --> 00:29:58,520 At 2 in the morning. 435 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:01,270 - There was a, like... - A horn? 436 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,600 No. 437 00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:06,690 There was a wee kitten. Meowing. 438 00:30:07,570 --> 00:30:09,280 - A kitten? - I took it in my hands. 439 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:11,860 I pet it, told it to relax... 440 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:15,360 And then there was the other guy. What's his name? Todor. 441 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:18,160 - Yes, Todor. - He showed up, screaming. 442 00:30:18,410 --> 00:30:19,990 "Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!" 443 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,250 - In English? - No, in Hungarian. 444 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,250 - In Bulgarian. - Yes, in Bulgarian. 445 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,540 From there, I got scared... 446 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,460 I turned ahead and I didn't see the branch 447 00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:32,590 I took it right in the kisser 448 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:36,510 Poor you, that's awful. What was he doing there? 449 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,760 I don't know. 450 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,540 - Why was he screaming? - I don't know. He was drunk. 451 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,130 - He was drunk. - He was totally drunk. 452 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,680 Plus he was holding a whip. 453 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:49,140 - A whip? - Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 454 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,930 - Do you think he hits the cats? - Look, I don't know if he hits them 455 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,600 but what's sure is that they eat them. 456 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,690 - Bullshit. - I am not kidding. 457 00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:03,940 I'm telling you, they eat them. I used the little path down to the barbecue 458 00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:05,400 Yeah? 459 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:09,860 Listen to me. I saw huge balls of cat fluff. Burnt cat fluff. 460 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:11,690 - Perdon? - Right on the grill. 461 00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:13,860 - You're saying they have cat barbecue? - Yes. 462 00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:17,540 - They're sick! - Listen, I don't know. What can I tell you? 463 00:31:17,830 --> 00:31:21,000 - What should we do? - We get the fuck out! I'm leaving. 464 00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:24,580 I can't tell you better. I'm not ok with this. 465 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,750 Of course not. You're right. Problem is I paid for 5 days. 466 00:31:28,050 --> 00:31:29,840 - That's not a problem. - I'm gonna try to negotiate. 467 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,130 No no, you're not going to negotiate. 468 00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:34,590 I'm going to negotiate. It's my job after all. 469 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,380 I do that every day. Plus she didn't respect the rules. 470 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,760 - That's true. - There's no privacy in the room. 471 00:31:41,140 --> 00:31:43,260 Plus the guy who plays rock music at 7AM. 472 00:31:43,390 --> 00:31:46,760 To me, it's a faulty contract. 473 00:31:46,850 --> 00:31:49,220 So, get our stuff ready And I'm gonna go talk to her. 474 00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:51,760 But first, I need to brush my teeth and freshen up quickly 475 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:54,440 Enough with this comedy. 476 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:30,260 Hmm... oh well I don't give a shit. 477 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,920 Bye. 478 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:34,630 It's all good. I took care of it. Let's roll. 479 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,210 - For real? - Yes, give me the suitcase. 480 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:38,720 - Did she give the money back? - Of course she did. 481 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:43,760 - How? Wire transfer? - In cash. Look. 482 00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:45,590 Ben that's a piece of paper. 483 00:32:45,690 --> 00:32:48,600 Listen, we don't give a shit. Four nights for 20 euros. 484 00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:52,680 Are you crazy? I'm not leaving one single euro to cat killers. 485 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:56,980 - We'll tell the authorities in Paris. - No. Let me handle this. 486 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:00,310 - Cucu. - Hi Marion. 487 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,120 Todor. 488 00:33:23,050 --> 00:33:24,460 He's admiting. 489 00:33:32,090 --> 00:33:33,840 - You shat in her garden? - What? I never shat in her garden. 490 00:33:44,770 --> 00:33:46,760 What happened? 491 00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:48,680 Who cares what happened. You think it's the right time? 492 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,820 - Water? - No, thanks. 493 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:02,940 What is that? Fuck, there's a rat! 494 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,030 I stepped on a dead rat. For fuck's sakes. Make it stop. 495 00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:08,650 What's wrong with you? 496 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:11,070 - I've just stepped on a dead rat! - So what? 497 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:14,410 It's your fault if we left Cucu's. This place was great! 498 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:17,450 - No, wait, this place was not great. - Yes it was. 499 00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:22,120 Marion it's time to stop loving everything in life. This place was manky. 500 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,700 The room was dreadful and I'm sure she burried half her family in the garden. 501 00:34:25,010 --> 00:34:26,720 Stop laughing. I'm telling the truth. 502 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:30,260 Excuse me but that beach? A jetty under a motorway? 503 00:34:30,430 --> 00:34:31,890 That's not my definition of holidays. 504 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:36,130 Holidays are, at least, some clean sand and water that doesn't look like Coke. 505 00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:42,970 Let's just find a hotel with power sockets that work. I know you hated that too. 506 00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:46,600 At least I don't shit in people's gardens. 507 00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:50,970 I can't take a dump behind a curtain. Can you understand? 508 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:55,360 I'm sorry, I was close to a mean bowel obstruction. 509 00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:58,900 Even as a kid I couldn't poo at my friends'. 510 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,950 - I just couldn't. - But, Ben, poo is life! 511 00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:03,990 Marion, please, we don't know each other. 512 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,080 It's our first holiday. I don't want to talk about poo. 513 00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:09,490 - I don't want to. - Ok. 514 00:35:09,670 --> 00:35:13,160 - Keep your poo and I'll keep mine. - I know what you need. Sunny Beach. 515 00:35:13,330 --> 00:35:15,080 - What? - Sunny Beach. 516 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:19,420 It's a big resort city, cocktails, parasols, stupid beaches everywhere. 517 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,080 - You'll love it. - That's not what I'm asking you. 518 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,790 I also love adventure, but if we could go to Sunny beach right now, it would be awesome. 519 00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:31,010 Let's go. 520 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,730 Shit. 521 00:36:34,770 --> 00:36:35,970 Ben? 522 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,800 Ben. 523 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,510 I have two pieces of news. 524 00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:43,520 A bad one, and a slightly worse one. 525 00:36:43,770 --> 00:36:46,350 Marion, you need to stop waking me up like this all the time. 526 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:49,400 - It's brutal. - This bus is not going to Sunny Beach. 527 00:36:49,650 --> 00:36:52,940 We said hotels. We said hot tubs. 528 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,360 - Ben, Ben. - What? 529 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,020 I need to tell you. I've got two new best friends. 530 00:36:58,290 --> 00:36:59,910 Almog and Yuval. Just there. 531 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,940 They're gonna take us to the best spots in Rodope Park. Isn't it great? 532 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,410 No Marion, we're not following some strangers we don't know. 533 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,740 Ben look at me. 534 00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,910 I have a very good feeling about them. Trust me, I have an instinct for that. 535 00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:15,130 You have an instinct for lying. 536 00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:17,920 Look at them. Don't they look nice? 537 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:22,970 No, they look like circus jugglers. 538 00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,290 All good. 539 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,090 I don't care if I sound posh 540 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:30,470 and if you feel ashamed of me, but I feel we'll end up sleeping in trailers. 541 00:37:45,490 --> 00:37:48,770 I can feel we're gonna have to shit in the woods again. I can feel it. 542 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,650 Paradise for goats. 543 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,030 I'm not fit for this. At all. 544 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:05,370 Ben, heads up. 545 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,670 - I know, it looks amazing. - Is it beautiful or not? 546 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,870 It's beautiful, but I'm not adapted for this. 547 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:17,000 You all have moutain boots. I've got beach shoes. 548 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,350 Ok, I love this place. 549 00:38:27,470 --> 00:38:29,960 No way. French people in Perelik? 550 00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:31,340 Yes indeed. 551 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,270 - Hello, I'm Marion. - Hi, I'm Philippe. From Bruxelles. 552 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,220 - Benjamin. - First time in Perelik? 553 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,390 Congrats guys. What I love about french people is that you're always ready for adventure. 554 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:41,690 - You think so? - I had no idea, but alright. 555 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,520 - Should I show you around? - Yes, with great pleasure. 556 00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:47,150 This is the bathroom area. 557 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,990 I must warn you, showers are a bit dodgy. Sometimes hot, sometimes cold. You'll get used to it. 558 00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:52,730 Can I visit the toilets though? 559 00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:55,870 No you can't. See the scarf? It means it's occupied. 560 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,860 - Bye Marion, enjoy your holidays. - Stop. Come back here. 561 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,990 - You don't like the scarf system? - Let's continue. 562 00:39:05,090 --> 00:39:07,870 This is the kitchen corner. It's amazing. 563 00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:11,160 This is a Bulgarian family. 564 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:13,620 There's a turnover, but today is their turn, again. 565 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,840 I must warn you, it's not really good, but they're extremely nice. 566 00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:21,130 Does it mean we take turns for cooking? 567 00:39:21,350 --> 00:39:23,800 Exactly. We switch regurlarly. 568 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,340 - Can you cook? - No. 569 00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:27,130 Excellent! You'll learn! 570 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:30,480 That's what's great about Perelik 571 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,890 We're all open to help those who don't know 572 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:36,520 - Exactly! - It's great. That's exactly what we came for. 573 00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:43,770 Thanks a lot for the tour. 574 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,240 - He's nice, isn't he? - A bit annoying if you ask me. 575 00:39:56,410 --> 00:39:59,450 - Really good. - No, it's not 'really good'. 576 00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:06,160 - We're 25 per room. - We're gonna be just fine. Have you ever had such a king size bed? 577 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:08,580 I'm not in Erasmus Exchange program. I'm too old for that. 578 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,260 Where will I put my stuff? I'll have to hide my money, my laptop... 579 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,310 After all, we can be flexible. Let's not act like party-poopers. 580 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,060 - Promiscuity can be fun eh? - Yes. 581 00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:07,130 - Look at you, all relaxed now! - Sure, we don't care. 582 00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:09,000 Holidays are holidays. 583 00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:14,630 So where have you been before coming here? 584 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,550 We spent a month in Tirana, in Albania. 585 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,470 Then we'll stay here two more weeks, then we'll head up to Belgrad 586 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,630 And finally Sarajevo, because it's Jeanne's dream. 587 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:23,920 Why? 588 00:41:27,410 --> 00:41:29,370 What do you mean Ben? Sarajevo is gorgeous! 589 00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:31,540 It's my dream! 590 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:33,800 And actually, it's not much 591 00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:36,340 - Something like... two years ao? - Yes, two years. 592 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,630 - We spent 16 months in Asia. - 16 mois? 593 00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:40,390 But don't you have a job? 594 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,640 Do you ever work? 595 00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:45,140 Of course we do. 596 00:41:45,230 --> 00:41:49,060 You know, traveling the world is a full time activity. That's not something you improvise. 597 00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:51,520 I find that lifestyle fascinating. Totally amazing. 598 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:54,060 - It's a choice. - Exactly. 599 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,810 - The world is such a big place. - True, true. 600 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:59,820 It makes me want to cheer to our world's beauty 601 00:42:00,070 --> 00:42:03,190 - Yes, to our world's beauty! - to our world's beauty! 602 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:05,490 to our world's beauty! 603 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,660 Mother's Earth Energy... 604 00:42:13,710 --> 00:42:17,080 You give, you receive, You give, you receive... 605 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:19,330 Hey, don't we look like we're in 'Hair' musical? 606 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,710 It feels so good to be here. 607 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:27,090 Eh? We're good eh? 608 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,500 I think I'm starting to like it. For real. 609 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:35,050 - Are you smoking a joint? - Yeah... 610 00:42:36,350 --> 00:42:39,180 - It's soft and natural. - In that case... 611 00:42:39,730 --> 00:42:41,470 Philippe grows it on its deck. 612 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,890 - The belgian guy. - Belgian guy gave you this? 613 00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:49,140 Oh, it's full-bodied. 614 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,230 Oh, it's strong. 615 00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:54,480 That's one hell of a deck he's got. 616 00:42:56,450 --> 00:42:59,730 Those two are amazing, aren't they? So much freedom in their lives. 617 00:43:00,070 --> 00:43:02,990 Freedom, please... 618 00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:06,830 - A very capitalistic freedom. - What do you mean? 619 00:43:07,620 --> 00:43:12,580 Did you hear them? They rent their flat in one of the biggest european capital 620 00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:17,500 to rich people, meaning they promote real estate speculation 621 00:43:17,590 --> 00:43:19,880 And from there, they travel the world in the cheapest places. 622 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,170 And finally they give us humanistic lessons, wearing ponchos. 623 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,420 That's very well played, but I'd never call that freedom. 624 00:43:27,550 --> 00:43:29,590 You're proud of your theory, eh? 625 00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:31,760 It's not bad. Not bad. 626 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,090 On the other hand, I've got much respect for, hum 627 00:43:36,770 --> 00:43:38,140 For Tania. 628 00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:39,890 Of course. 629 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:42,060 She travels the world. 630 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,730 She's so brave. I'm really proud of her. 631 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:47,730 - And more importantly, she's very, very fit - So fit 632 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,020 - What? I mean she's fit, but... - You're smoking truth potion! 633 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,570 I'm not even looking at her. 634 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,400 My wee frenchies! 635 00:44:09,370 --> 00:44:10,200 Canyoning! 636 00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:15,090 Stop it. It's embarassing. 637 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,930 Unbelievable. All they need is to blow their nose to stop sounding so nasal. 638 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:38,260 I know a great ENT specialist who can help them. 639 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,560 Apart from that, you're really into canyoning? 640 00:44:41,650 --> 00:44:43,230 What's canyoning? 641 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,230 - Come on, Ben. - What am I doing here?! Fuck! 642 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,900 - Come on. - Why did I say Yes? 643 00:44:49,150 --> 00:44:52,440 - Just lean backwards. - I can't! I'm going to die! 644 00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:56,070 - Just put your feet againt the rock. 645 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:59,200 - Go on Ben! - I thought we'd go canoeing 646 00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:03,870 "Cânioningue!" 647 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,410 I can't stand those two anymore. For real, I can't. 648 00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:11,290 I'm on the wrong slope. I'm going to slip. 649 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,090 Three, four... 650 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,380 YOU'RE BUSTING MY BALLS!! 651 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,270 That's the first thing you learn when... 652 00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:41,260 - Fuck. 653 00:45:44,610 --> 00:45:47,810 Trust him. He used to be in the army. 654 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:56,240 - All good? - What? 655 00:45:56,410 --> 00:46:00,030 - Why not take your pants off? Flash them your arse? - Ben, it's alright. 656 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,530 - No, it's not alright. - There's no worry with them. 657 00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:04,460 What do you mean? 658 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,490 - Ben. - What? 659 00:46:06,670 --> 00:46:08,990 They're together. They're gay. 660 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,540 How do you know? Nothing says they're gay. 661 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,590 Ok, fine, obviously they're gay. 662 00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:20,670 Still, it's not a good reason. 663 00:46:20,890 --> 00:46:24,010 Whenever there's a gay guy around, you girls always flip a switch 664 00:46:24,310 --> 00:46:27,760 You start flashing your boobs and talk sex with them like it's your best friend. 665 00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:30,770 - They're still guys. - Falafel! 666 00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:38,730 In Paris we have a restaurant called 'Ace of Falafel' 667 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:42,270 It's in 'Le Marais' quarter (gay district) 668 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,460 Don't make me carry you upstairs. Come on. 669 00:48:11,550 --> 00:48:13,510 - I'm thirsty for water. - Shhh 670 00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:15,920 - Everybody is sleeping - I don't give a shit 671 00:48:16,050 --> 00:48:18,670 Israel is not sleeping. They always sleep with one eye open. 672 00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:21,970 They're gonna get up at 6am to build a tree house. 673 00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:29,430 - Oh fuck. - What? 674 00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:31,480 - Oh fuck. - What's happening. 675 00:48:31,610 --> 00:48:33,510 - What's happening. - Have a look. 676 00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:38,280 They're shagging! 677 00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:48,820 She's a brave one, that Tania. 678 00:48:49,490 --> 00:48:52,700 They lied to me. They're not gay at all. 679 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,080 Of course they're not gay. You made it up in your imagination. 680 00:48:57,710 --> 00:49:00,410 - I can't believe it. - What should we do? 681 00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:02,620 What do you mean 'what sould we do'? 682 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:06,590 - Do you wanna go in? - Are you crazy? What got into you? 683 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,340 I'm just saying. They told me 'join us'. 684 00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:12,550 Ok, let's go in if you want to. 685 00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,090 - You really want to go in? - Yes. 686 00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:18,800 - Ok let's go then. - One, two, three... 687 00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:21,550 I knew it you didn't want to sleep with them! 688 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,140 You're driving me mad! 689 00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:26,140 Do you really think I want to see you like a meatball in this falafel? 690 00:49:26,310 --> 00:49:28,050 There are limits to my intimacy, period. 691 00:49:28,650 --> 00:49:30,560 - Come on now. - Yeah, yeah. 692 00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:32,640 Canyoning! 693 00:49:54,540 --> 00:49:56,030 Don't tell me you're eating?! 694 00:49:58,340 --> 00:49:59,710 Yes, you are. 695 00:50:01,130 --> 00:50:04,000 I'm starving. 696 00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:06,580 - Is it good? - It's amazing. 697 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,670 - Give me some. - You want to try? 698 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,630 - There - Try that 699 00:50:14,430 --> 00:50:16,010 - It's good. - So good. 700 00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:18,380 - There's chorizo if you want - Not a bad idea 701 00:50:22,890 --> 00:50:25,300 - It's good - I love chorizo 702 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:27,480 A bit too salty though. 703 00:50:27,770 --> 00:50:29,730 - Just a bit. - Just a bit too salty. 704 00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:32,390 That's my first aperitive-sex ever. 705 00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:38,280 Ah, that's better. 706 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,780 What a good meal. 707 00:51:06,010 --> 00:51:07,880 When will it stop? 708 00:51:08,590 --> 00:51:10,000 What? 709 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:13,090 In the last 72 hours, 710 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,720 We got kicked out from an AirBnb 711 00:51:17,850 --> 00:51:20,770 I almost died doing canyoning, 712 00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,100 And now we're sleeping in some staples 713 00:51:23,310 --> 00:51:26,310 because two israelian shaggers have claimed the dorm. 714 00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,640 - That's dense - So dense 715 00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:36,360 That reminds me of that movie with Grassman and Trintignant, "Le Fanfaron". 716 00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:40,780 Jean-Louis Trintignant is a quiet young man, 717 00:51:41,330 --> 00:51:44,490 who meets Vittorio Grassman and decides to follow him. 718 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:46,900 And crazy things happen to him. 719 00:51:47,210 --> 00:51:49,490 I know. I've seen that film. 720 00:51:50,420 --> 00:51:52,450 It was my dad's favourite film. 721 00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:54,700 I love it. 722 00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:58,880 But you forgot to mention that Trintignant's character dies at the end. 723 00:51:59,710 --> 00:52:01,540 - No way? - Indeed. 724 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:05,670 - Shit, I'm sorry. I totally forgot. - That's funny you forgot that detail. 725 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,140 I'm happy. 726 00:52:20,730 --> 00:52:22,440 I'm happy too. 727 00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:50,660 He's doing something really weird to me. 728 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,940 They're not even looking at us. 729 00:53:26,490 --> 00:53:28,640 They ditched us quite fast, didn't they? 730 00:53:28,990 --> 00:53:32,320 They live the moment, not like us. 731 00:53:33,070 --> 00:53:36,070 They touched me. Deeply. 732 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,830 - Let's go? - Let's go. 733 00:53:43,790 --> 00:53:47,700 - You alright Ben? - It's just the sweat in my eyes. 734 00:53:48,540 --> 00:53:50,450 The weather's so humid around here. 735 00:53:52,340 --> 00:53:55,590 I feel like we'll never see them again. That's what pisses me off. 736 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,960 - Don't worry, they'll come to Paris - No they won't 737 00:53:58,260 --> 00:54:00,800 Next time, I'm having group sex with them. I don't care. 738 00:54:00,970 --> 00:54:02,790 Sharing is caring. 739 00:54:12,230 --> 00:54:15,010 Time to pay for our tickets. 740 00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:22,520 - I don't have my wallet. Did I give it to you? - No. I don't have mine either. 741 00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:24,390 - Are you kidding? - No, but don't panic. 742 00:54:24,490 --> 00:54:27,060 - Did you check your bag? - Yes, don't worry, we'll find them. 743 00:54:27,150 --> 00:54:30,190 - I always put it in the front pocket. - I'm gonna check. 744 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,820 I remember putting it in here. 745 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,370 Did I put it back here? Then we walked up the hill. 746 00:54:38,370 --> 00:54:39,830 And then we... 747 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,410 Oh fuck. 748 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:42,780 What? 749 00:54:43,290 --> 00:54:46,160 - Fuck! Fuck! - What's happening Ben?! 750 00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:49,500 - The israelians robbed us. - Bullshit. 751 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,620 - Of course they did. - You really think they cleaned us? 752 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,290 Obviously, when they hugged us like a couple of cunts. 753 00:54:54,510 --> 00:54:57,630 - Fuck, those two faggots! - Yes, they are faggots. 754 00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,300 - But I aslo really love them. It's bugging me. - The ticket inspector is approaching. 755 00:55:01,470 --> 00:55:05,510 We have no money, no ID. Looks like we're good for 24h in jail. 756 00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:08,140 - Get up. - What? 757 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,010 Get up. Let's hide. 758 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,640 Are you crazy? We're gonna talk to the man with the lovely moustache and everything will be alright. 759 00:55:13,730 --> 00:55:17,730 I'm not spending 15 years in a turkish jail getting buttfucked by turkish cellmates. 760 00:55:18,070 --> 00:55:20,470 I don't think that can happen by getting arrested in Bulgaria. 761 00:55:20,570 --> 00:55:23,650 Trust me please. Just get up and put a smile on your face. 762 00:55:23,740 --> 00:55:26,230 Alright. you've snapped. You've obvisously snapped. 763 00:55:29,370 --> 00:55:31,860 - What are you doing? - I'm creating a decoy. 764 00:55:31,950 --> 00:55:34,160 You're just drawing all the attention on us. 765 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,820 Look back to see if he's after us. 766 00:55:40,290 --> 00:55:43,990 - What are you doing now? - Setting up some traps. 767 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,750 He's following us. Come on. 768 00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:51,340 What the fuck are you doing? Ben?! 769 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,710 - We're surrounded. There's another one here. - Relax Ben, I'm gonna talk to them. 770 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:02,800 I'm gonna explain it all. Everything will be ok. 771 00:56:03,010 --> 00:56:04,640 Let's jump. LET'S JUMP! 772 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,300 Are you crazy? What are you doing with that door? 773 00:56:07,850 --> 00:56:10,260 - LET'S JUMP! - Are you out of your mind? 774 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,720 Don't toss my bag! Are you crazy? 775 00:56:12,810 --> 00:56:14,810 - Come! -What the hell are you doing? 776 00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:18,980 COME ON! 777 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,650 - Did you see how I jumped?! - Like a mad man! 778 00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:32,700 - I jumped! - Like Jason Bourne! 779 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:34,910 - Fuck the police! - Yeah! 780 00:56:37,290 --> 00:56:41,120 - We're outlaws! - We're thugs! We'll never py again! 781 00:57:08,350 --> 00:57:11,770 Could you talk to them a little bit? I'm afraid we're being quite rude. 782 00:57:14,190 --> 00:57:16,600 Do you speak english? 783 00:57:20,030 --> 00:57:21,740 I think they're having a good laugh at you. 784 00:57:39,130 --> 00:57:41,580 Looks a lot like piss to me. 785 00:57:50,130 --> 00:57:51,510 What are they doing now? 786 00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:05,270 - It was a joke? - Of course it was. 787 00:58:23,910 --> 00:58:26,030 Nice jump! 788 00:58:34,670 --> 00:58:36,460 You're good Ben? 789 00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:38,830 Absolutely not. 790 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,880 Who exactly did he call sexy? 791 00:59:01,270 --> 00:59:02,980 Thank you, life! 792 00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:05,260 - Are you happy now? - Thank you, life! 793 00:59:05,350 --> 00:59:07,510 - Finally a clean place. - You have it. 794 00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:10,650 You stay here, I'll check in at the desk. 795 00:59:10,730 --> 00:59:13,190 I'll ask if my brother wired me some money. 796 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:16,890 Marion! We're officially in heaven! Marble everywhere! 797 00:59:36,290 --> 00:59:38,700 It's gorgeous. So gorgeous. 798 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,350 Is he actually explaining everything? 799 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:26,370 Please do something, I'm begging you. 800 01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:52,630 This guy is crazy. 801 01:00:53,310 --> 01:00:55,220 - You gave him 20 leva? - yes 802 01:00:55,350 --> 01:00:56,980 - That's a lot of money, isn't it? - Who cares, we're on holidays! 803 01:00:58,060 --> 01:01:00,720 I'm hungry. Are you not hungry? 804 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,720 Let's get a room service. We're gonna be just fine. 805 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:09,400 - Oh... The bed got me. - Are not up for something else? 806 01:01:09,690 --> 01:01:12,980 - It's so comfy. - That thing you wanted to do when we got here? 807 01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:16,570 The water park? 808 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,360 No no no. Let me have a wee nap 809 01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:21,940 Give me an hour, and I'll be all up for the water park. 810 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,990 But first I'm gonna sleep reading a good old book. 811 01:01:26,460 --> 01:01:27,830 What a plan. 812 01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:47,840 They discovered a 4.5 billion years old meteor in Australia. Can you believe it? 813 01:01:48,890 --> 01:01:50,130 Crazy, eh? 814 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,050 No? 815 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,060 WIFI works like a charm here. 816 01:01:59,690 --> 01:02:02,100 I'm shattered. Should we go to sleep darling? 817 01:02:04,690 --> 01:02:08,310 I mean Darling... Are you ready for sleepy time? 818 01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:11,740 No, I'm gonna draw a little bit, I'll join you later. 819 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,440 Alright. 820 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,570 Have a good time, with music. 821 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,440 I'm gonna get a water bottle for the bedroom. 822 01:03:49,310 --> 01:03:50,310 Aqui tens. 823 01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:57,640 It's... amazing. 824 01:03:58,110 --> 01:04:00,940 It's just eggs and olives. Nothing too special. 825 01:04:24,790 --> 01:04:27,880 "E" for 'Equipier'(teammate)! "S" for 'Solidarity'! 826 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,840 "I" for 'Immortal'! "C" for 'Challenger'! 827 01:04:31,170 --> 01:04:32,960 ESIC! 828 01:04:33,090 --> 01:04:34,500 ESIC! ESIC! ESIC! 829 01:04:35,340 --> 01:04:37,500 ESIC! ESIC! 830 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,170 ESIC! 831 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:45,750 - What a coincidence! - Crazy! Which year? 832 01:04:45,930 --> 01:04:49,270 - 1996. - Me, 1998. Jéróme Lesture. 833 01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:52,100 - You must know my brother. - Of course I know him. What's his name? 834 01:04:52,310 --> 01:04:54,850 - It's Arthur. - Arthur Dutour? Of course. 835 01:04:55,070 --> 01:04:57,270 - Do you know him? - Indeed I do. 836 01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,230 - Can we join you? - Of course 837 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,520 - Hello. - My wife, Pauline. 838 01:05:01,650 --> 01:05:02,650 Nice to meet you. 839 01:05:02,950 --> 01:05:06,610 - My little princess, Naomie. - What a cutie! Hello! 840 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:10,990 - Let me introduce you Marion. - Nice to meet you. Jéróme Lesture. 841 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,410 Hello. 842 01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:14,580 - What a coincidence. It's mad. - I can't believe it. 843 01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:17,990 - So the three of you went to the same school? - Not me, but I love their song. 844 01:05:18,670 --> 01:05:20,820 - Of course. - ESIC! ESIC! 845 01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:22,920 I did it alone this time. 846 01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:24,920 How long have you been here? 847 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,750 - In this hotel? Three days. - Alright. 848 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,160 - First time in Bulgaria? - Yes indeed. 849 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:33,380 Amazing. That's the second time for us. 850 01:05:33,510 --> 01:05:34,790 - Yeah? - Yeah. 851 01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:36,300 Because you really like the country? 852 01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:39,220 Nah, it's not really interesting around here. 853 01:05:39,390 --> 01:05:42,800 It's difficult to find nice holidays destinations these days. 854 01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:46,310 - You bet. - Spain is crowded with german people. 855 01:05:46,390 --> 01:05:49,430 Greece is broke since the economic crisis. 856 01:05:49,730 --> 01:05:51,600 - True that. - Morroco, Tunísia... 857 01:05:51,770 --> 01:05:54,520 I don't want to get shot when I'm taking a nap on the beach. 858 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:56,280 It's no simple, I tell you. 859 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,770 Especially for 800 euros all inclusive. It's ridiculous. 860 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,770 I call this 'The Happiness Bracelet' 861 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,110 Everything is so cheap here. 862 01:06:07,990 --> 01:06:09,780 ESIC! 863 01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:14,080 We wanted to visit Nessebar this afternoon. Would you like to tag along? 864 01:06:14,580 --> 01:06:17,830 - Nessebar? The old town? - Yes absolutely. 865 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,790 You've been talking about it for day. Would you like to go? 866 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:21,950 Oh, come on. 867 01:06:22,050 --> 01:06:24,330 - Let's do it together. - We don't want to force you. 868 01:06:24,510 --> 01:06:26,830 Let's do this. 869 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:28,090 Excellent. 870 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,710 "Tra... ces... 871 01:06:30,930 --> 01:06:35,220 go... from... the..." 872 01:06:35,930 --> 01:06:40,260 City... of... Me... sem... bria..." 873 01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:45,230 - She's made so much progress. - "O... X... I... I..." 874 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:49,010 "Be... fore... G... C..." 875 01:06:49,230 --> 01:06:52,270 - J.C. It means Jesus Christ. - She hasn't learned it yet. 876 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:53,600 That's why. 877 01:06:53,730 --> 01:06:55,560 - Very good, Naomie. - Congratulation sweetheart. 878 01:06:55,650 --> 01:06:57,150 I'm not finished! 879 01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:00,490 Don't worry, you'll read it later. Give the book back to Marion please. 880 01:07:00,610 --> 01:07:01,940 No I don't want to! 881 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,780 - Give me the book back, Naomi. - No! 882 01:07:03,950 --> 01:07:06,870 - Come on darling - No I don't want to 883 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,450 What are you doing? Give me that book Naomi. 884 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:13,740 Naomi, give me that book. Oh look, an ice-cream shop! 885 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,290 Got ya! 886 01:07:15,380 --> 01:07:18,460 - She got me too. - Me too, there's nothing there. 887 01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:20,290 You shirt is ugly. 888 01:07:20,460 --> 01:07:22,290 - Perdon? - So is your bag. 889 01:07:24,380 --> 01:07:26,750 You're ugly, Everything you're wearing is ugly. 890 01:07:28,220 --> 01:07:30,010 Oh oh, well said! 891 01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:32,630 Listen, Naomi, That's called an opinion 892 01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,720 For example, your pink bracelet, 893 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:39,050 I find it absolutely disgusting, But I'm sure you find it cute, right? 894 01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:40,850 Yes, Mommy bought it for me. 895 01:07:42,270 --> 01:07:43,550 Oh yeah? 896 01:07:43,650 --> 01:07:47,060 See, I hate pink, but you seem to love it. 897 01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:50,560 You wear pink head to toe. 'Na na na, pink is for girls', I hate that. 898 01:07:50,730 --> 01:07:51,930 - Ok that's enough. - Let's resume the visit? 899 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,530 - See, we both are right. - You are so mean! 900 01:07:55,610 --> 01:07:57,690 - What? - Don't answer. 901 01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:59,610 No, it's really important. There's something you didn't get 902 01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:03,610 I'm not mean, Naomi. You've been mean to me. 903 01:08:03,790 --> 01:08:05,690 - Very mean by the way. - That's enough. 904 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:08,320 - Alright, alright. - I think she can understand. 905 01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:10,410 Should we meet again tonight? 906 01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:12,410 - At the hotel. - Yes, at the hotel. 907 01:08:12,540 --> 01:08:14,580 - ESIC! Later. - Later. 908 01:08:14,710 --> 01:08:18,620 - I want an ice cream! - You had enough ice cream for the rest of your life. 909 01:08:18,710 --> 01:08:20,290 Hey, that's enough now. 910 01:08:21,090 --> 01:08:22,290 What a nightmare! 911 01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:25,300 No, you can't argue with a 6 years old girl. 912 01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:27,380 That was insane, what you just did. 913 01:08:27,550 --> 01:08:30,420 Being six doesn't give her the right to be so obnoxious. 914 01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:32,920 Don't get to her level. That doesn't make any sense. 915 01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:38,600 First of all, why do we have to put up with these boring people and their rude kid? 916 01:08:38,770 --> 01:08:41,470 What's with this stupid social obligations between french people? 917 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,640 Maybe I just enjoyed their company. Maybe I thought they were nice. 918 01:08:44,860 --> 01:08:46,400 That's all it is. 919 01:08:48,190 --> 01:08:50,680 - You thought they were nice? - really nice. 920 01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:39,100 You are bright red, you know? 921 01:09:39,190 --> 01:09:40,560 - Am I? - You are. 922 01:09:40,730 --> 01:09:42,440 I didn't realise. I loved it. 923 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,580 He's really getting on my nerves with his sexy. 924 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:14,040 Since when do you call me your wife? 925 01:10:15,340 --> 01:10:17,080 What? You're my wife in some way, no? 926 01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:31,680 The place I'm taking you tonight is totally insane. 927 01:10:31,980 --> 01:10:37,100 It's a japanese restaurant. The chef is called Mamachiko... 928 01:10:37,230 --> 01:10:40,600 Mamofokou, or something like that. Five stars on TripAdvisor. 929 01:10:52,740 --> 01:10:54,320 - Fleur! - Hey. 930 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:57,690 - How are things in Yogurtland? - Things are really good! 931 01:10:57,830 --> 01:10:59,820 I've been trying to phone you for two days 932 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,080 - Where are you? - Well look, I'm here. 933 01:11:02,330 --> 01:11:05,860 What's up in the Balkans? Are you having fun? 934 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:08,330 I miss you guys so much. 935 01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:13,130 -Hiya! We have to go. - I'll catch up with you guys. 936 01:11:13,550 --> 01:11:15,340 I'm coming in a minute 937 01:11:16,260 --> 01:11:19,040 Listen, hen, there's something I need to tell you 938 01:11:19,130 --> 01:11:22,970 - Wait, first, how are things with ESIC? - All good. Who cares? I'll tell you later. 939 01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:25,800 - Hiya pals. How are you? - Hey how are you? 940 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:28,300 Be nice to Marion or we'll beat the crap out of you. 941 01:11:28,390 --> 01:11:29,850 Don't worry, I'm taking very good care of care. 942 01:11:30,350 --> 01:11:34,810 By the way guys, I need to steal her from you for 5 mn. I've got a surprise for her. 943 01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:36,760 Let me finish my call and I'll be with you, ok? 944 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:40,100 Nah, don't worry. Let's call each other soon, ok? 945 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,890 Nazdrave. Bye pals. See you soon. 946 01:11:43,990 --> 01:11:46,440 Sending big kisses, ciao! 947 01:11:48,610 --> 01:11:50,860 - Here we are. - Why couldn't you let me finish my call? 948 01:11:50,990 --> 01:11:53,280 Oh stop it, you were finished already. 949 01:11:53,410 --> 01:11:55,450 And I have something more important to do with you. 950 01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:57,240 - But, Ben. - yes? 951 01:11:57,410 --> 01:11:59,950 I don't necessarly want to have sex after you had a really good poo 952 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,750 when your brain is really at peace, and your skin is really well oiled. 953 01:12:06,130 --> 01:12:08,830 - A bit rough... - That really pissed me off 954 01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:12,460 They're my friends. I was thrilled to have them on the phone. Why did you interrupt me? 955 01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:16,300 Well, ok. 956 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,460 Should we dress up and go to the restaurant? 957 01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:22,590 I don't want to go. 958 01:12:23,930 --> 01:12:25,260 Why? 959 01:12:25,350 --> 01:12:29,640 I don't want to eat sushis in Bulgaria. Can you understand? 960 01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:32,890 It's funny, how obsessed you can get. 961 01:12:56,580 --> 01:13:00,080 - What's with her and her 'hop hop hop'? - She booked the chairs. 962 01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:03,410 - Do you hear how she's talking to us? 963 01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:35,430 . 964 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:04,830 Calma, calma! 965 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:07,620 - Marion, they're insane, let's just go. - No. it's importante. 966 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:24,590 - You have to stop now. You're insane. - Did you hear how he's been talking to me? 967 01:14:32,110 --> 01:14:33,350 Cunt! 968 01:14:39,530 --> 01:14:41,730 - Marion, come back, I'm sorry. - Fuck off! 969 01:14:41,860 --> 01:14:43,440 Marion, please, come back. 970 01:14:46,330 --> 01:14:47,740 Marion! 971 01:14:49,450 --> 01:14:51,240 Oh shut your mouth, you. 972 01:15:36,110 --> 01:15:40,020 I'M WORRIED MARION PLEASE ANSWER MY MESSAGES 973 01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:03,380 h? 974 01:17:03,630 --> 01:17:06,800 You want to try some real bulgarian tradition, eh? 975 01:17:15,470 --> 01:17:16,850 Nazdrave. 976 01:20:33,780 --> 01:20:35,200 Ben. 977 01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,740 Marion... 978 01:20:45,710 --> 01:20:46,990 What's wrong? 979 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:51,330 How could you do this to me? 980 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,050 - What's the problem? - The problem? 981 01:20:55,130 --> 01:20:57,420 I've been looking for you for two hours! 982 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,590 I've been looking everywhere, for fuck's sakes. 983 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:04,470 I called you fifteen times. You never answered. 984 01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:08,800 And you're here with that guy who wants to fuck you since day one? 985 01:21:08,890 --> 01:21:11,020 Nothing happened, what are you talking about? And I don't need to justify myself. 986 01:21:11,150 --> 01:21:13,220 - You don't need to justify yourself? - No I don't! 987 01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:18,260 It's not about justifying, it's about respecting me. 988 01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:23,640 Can you hear what you're saying? You want to put me on a lead. 989 01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:25,690 I was the one on a lead the whole holidays! 990 01:21:25,910 --> 01:21:29,610 - Let's do this, let's do that - Didn't you have the best holidays of your life? 991 01:21:29,740 --> 01:21:31,150 I loved it. 992 01:21:31,330 --> 01:21:33,780 But I brought you here for three days because I really like this place. 993 01:21:33,870 --> 01:21:37,700 No, you only did it to be in a comfy hotel full of old cunts. 994 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:40,790 We just don't have the same expectations. 995 01:21:45,090 --> 01:21:46,880 Why did you come get me tonight? 996 01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:50,910 I came to get an apology. 997 01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:56,840 You'll never get any. 998 01:22:00,140 --> 01:22:02,100 See, that's crazy... 999 01:22:02,770 --> 01:22:04,760 what was I expecting? 1000 01:22:05,810 --> 01:22:08,510 Going on holiday with someone I barely knew? 1001 01:22:15,150 --> 01:22:16,560 Enjoy your holidays. 1002 01:23:43,210 --> 01:23:47,040 TWO MONTHS LATER 1003 01:24:18,110 --> 01:24:20,440 Hey there. I didn't hear you come back. How are you? 1004 01:24:22,990 --> 01:24:26,110 - How are you, Christiane F? - No funny. 1005 01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:29,070 Are you already up? What have you been doing? 1006 01:24:29,290 --> 01:24:33,330 - A bit of work. - I was reading. 1007 01:24:33,620 --> 01:24:35,870 - You? reading? - Yeah. 1008 01:24:37,750 --> 01:24:39,740 Rom, please... 1009 01:24:40,630 --> 01:24:44,500 - Oops, sorry. For real... - Omelette? 1010 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,510 - No, thank you. - I'd like some. 1011 01:24:46,630 --> 01:24:49,380 Could you use nice ham I like? 1012 01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:50,830 - From the butcher? - Yes. 1013 01:24:52,930 --> 01:24:54,920 - Do you need help? - To make an omelette? 1014 01:24:55,140 --> 01:24:56,510 I think I can manage. 1015 01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,260 I'm sure I can help you. 1016 01:24:58,850 --> 01:25:00,840 - I'll use paprika though - Oh great! 1017 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:03,630 You sleep together? 1018 01:25:04,610 --> 01:25:07,970 - Are you crazy? - You had too many drugs. 1019 01:25:08,070 --> 01:25:11,320 Since when have you been sleeping together? 1020 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,650 - Two weeks - Two months 1021 01:25:14,950 --> 01:25:18,150 Two months? Why didn't tell me? 1022 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:20,360 We didn't hide it from you. You were on holidays. 1023 01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:24,780 - I got back two month ago. - And it's not been easy talking to you since then. 1024 01:25:24,990 --> 01:25:26,270 Yup. 1025 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:30,000 You're on the edge. You're quite closed to us. 1026 01:25:30,170 --> 01:25:31,960 A wee bit passive-aggressive. 1027 01:25:32,250 --> 01:25:34,570 We were a bit scared to be honest. 1028 01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:37,040 To tell you. 1029 01:25:37,210 --> 01:25:38,460 That's true. 1030 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:40,330 Tell me what? 1031 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:42,960 That we are together. 1032 01:25:44,590 --> 01:25:46,630 When you say it like that, for sure... 1033 01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:52,100 Ok, alright. I'm going. 1034 01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:55,520 I need to process this. Too much information right now. 1035 01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:58,220 - Marion, let's talk about it. - No, I'm going to bed. 1036 01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:02,600 - We can get to bed with you if you want? - No, that's creepy though. 1037 01:26:04,190 --> 01:26:07,140 - It's only to comfort her. - There are limits. 1038 01:26:22,660 --> 01:26:24,160 A present for you. 1039 01:26:25,330 --> 01:26:26,790 It vibrates. 1040 01:26:27,210 --> 01:26:29,740 - Because you're single. - You're a cunt. 1041 01:26:32,130 --> 01:26:33,670 Is it good? 1042 01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:37,170 Is it really how people see me? 1043 01:26:40,220 --> 01:26:42,250 A self-centered person? 1044 01:26:42,470 --> 01:26:44,760 Who can't stand others being happy? 1045 01:26:46,140 --> 01:26:48,920 - It's dreadful. - No, it's nothing like that. 1046 01:26:49,850 --> 01:26:52,300 It's just not very clear for us too. 1047 01:26:52,810 --> 01:26:54,220 Should I remind you we're talking about Rom? 1048 01:26:55,770 --> 01:26:59,050 I know. How are you going to put up with him? 1049 01:26:59,150 --> 01:27:00,770 I don't know. 1050 01:27:01,690 --> 01:27:02,930 No idea, at all. 1051 01:27:03,270 --> 01:27:05,850 I know he's never gonna change. 1052 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:08,860 He'll never know how to do his tax return 1053 01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:12,610 He'll always make brocoli dance and say that's how he makes a living. 1054 01:27:12,950 --> 01:27:14,320 But... 1055 01:27:15,410 --> 01:27:18,860 I think he's a freaking genius. And I'm crazy about him. 1056 01:27:21,870 --> 01:27:23,410 Odd, isn't it? 1057 01:27:24,830 --> 01:27:27,580 I find it beautiful that you are together. 1058 01:27:29,290 --> 01:27:32,290 And to be honest, I always knew it would happen. 1059 01:27:33,710 --> 01:27:37,250 Oh yeah, of course you knew! 1060 01:27:37,340 --> 01:27:38,450 You shut your mouth. 1061 01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:41,590 Careful, That's a music instrument! 1062 01:27:42,390 --> 01:27:45,840 So. Come with us. Enough with your garbage. 1063 01:27:46,310 --> 01:27:49,420 Come get some air, you're so pale you look like Mylene Farmer (french singer) 1064 01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:50,710 'Libertine' (song name) 1065 01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:57,140 Wait. 1066 01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:59,600 - Wait, excuse me. - What is it? 1067 01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:02,270 I don't know, it's just... 1068 01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,520 - Am I choking you? - Yes. I can't breath. 1069 01:28:04,610 --> 01:28:08,110 I'm sorry. Do you want to get on top of me? 1070 01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:10,980 - Okay - You'll be getting some fresh air 1071 01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:12,360 Hurry up. Hurry up. 1072 01:28:14,870 --> 01:28:17,490 Ouch, you broke it in half. 1073 01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:21,530 - Yes, but you're a bit... - Alright, here we are. 1074 01:28:23,170 --> 01:28:25,620 It's good like that. It's good. 1075 01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:33,960 What are you doing? Stop. 1076 01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:37,500 If you do that, my breats will get saggy and I hate it. 1077 01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:40,210 Okay, I'm sorry. 1078 01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:43,130 Now that I've told you that, I can see the image and it makes me uncomfortable. 1079 01:28:43,510 --> 01:28:45,880 Okay, so what would you like to do? 1080 01:28:46,930 --> 01:28:49,680 - Should I take you from behind? - In the butt? 1081 01:28:49,850 --> 01:28:51,810 - What? - No? 1082 01:28:52,020 --> 01:28:53,930 - Is that what you want? - No. 1083 01:28:54,020 --> 01:28:56,100 Okay, but we need a solution, quick. Cause things are getting lower. 1084 01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:59,020 - Do you like spooning. - I love it. 1085 01:28:59,610 --> 01:29:02,480 It's itchy. Wait, my butcheek is stuck. 1086 01:29:03,070 --> 01:29:05,390 It's not bad like that. 1087 01:29:05,740 --> 01:29:07,480 I can feel your bellybutton. It's funny. 1088 01:29:07,740 --> 01:29:09,230 Alirght, it's good like that. 1089 01:29:09,450 --> 01:29:11,410 - That's good yeah. - Wait. 1090 01:29:11,740 --> 01:29:13,240 - What? - Alright. 1091 01:29:13,490 --> 01:29:14,950 - Like this? - Yes. 1092 01:29:15,830 --> 01:29:17,900 - Wait, wait - What? What? - Stop, stop, stop, stop 1093 01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:20,160 Don't come inside me okay? 1094 01:29:20,330 --> 01:29:24,240 Don't come inside me, I find it absolutely disgusting. 1095 01:29:24,420 --> 01:29:26,950 It spreads and I feel like it's going to swallow my whole body. 1096 01:29:27,130 --> 01:29:28,840 - It's alright. - I'm sorry. 1097 01:29:29,050 --> 01:29:32,330 No worries, we're getting to know each other 1098 01:29:32,590 --> 01:29:36,500 - So... about now... are you finished? - Yep, that's the end of the line for me. 1099 01:29:36,630 --> 01:29:37,910 - For real? - Yes. 1100 01:29:38,050 --> 01:29:40,380 I'm gonna put some cream on. I think it's your beard. 1101 01:29:40,550 --> 01:29:42,130 You should shave, it's horrible like that. 1102 01:29:42,390 --> 01:29:45,180 I feel like you poked holes on my face. 1103 01:29:45,310 --> 01:29:48,010 You really need to do something about your beard, I'll be back 1104 01:29:48,270 --> 01:29:51,680 So you don't like beard or cum? Great. 1105 01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:56,140 So if I book my Monday, with the bank holiday, that would give us five days. 1106 01:29:56,270 --> 01:29:59,060 - Great, great. - That would leave enought time to enjoy. 1107 01:29:59,230 --> 01:30:02,270 And maybe on the way to Biarritz we can stop for a night at the Pétinière? 1108 01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:05,020 Do you like it? Do you know it? Géraldine told me about it. 1109 01:30:05,110 --> 01:30:08,070 It's an hotel de charme. Their breakfasts are to die for. 1110 01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:10,690 I can't wait. 5 days just for us. 1111 01:30:10,870 --> 01:30:12,780 - I think that... - Sounds really good. 1112 01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,610 Wait Ben, I'm not on the bike. 1113 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:18,580 Ben? 1114 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,280 But... 1115 01:30:28,170 --> 01:30:30,740 - Great, 25 minutes late. Really great. - It's alright. 1116 01:30:31,170 --> 01:30:34,260 - No, that's not alright. - Don't even start. 1117 01:30:34,930 --> 01:30:36,880 You really look like shit. 1118 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,100 Fuck. Shit. 1119 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:47,180 You should sleep at night. 1120 01:30:49,850 --> 01:30:51,810 You're such a fucking teenager. 1121 01:30:55,070 --> 01:30:58,320 OUR FIRST HOLIDAYS MARION FERJANNE NEW GRAPHIC NOVEL 1122 01:30:59,110 --> 01:31:01,070 - Ben, please. - Wait. 1123 01:31:18,580 --> 01:31:21,500 MY HEROE COMING BACK, DEFEATED 1124 01:31:26,740 --> 01:31:29,290 Here you are. What are doing on the floor? 1125 01:31:33,020 --> 01:31:34,210 That's me. 1126 01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:36,560 - What do you mean? - That's me. 1127 01:31:36,890 --> 01:31:38,090 I see. 1128 01:31:41,350 --> 01:31:43,480 - She made a graphic novel about your holidays? - yeah 1129 01:31:44,650 --> 01:31:45,980 She's crazy. 1130 01:31:47,230 --> 01:31:48,780 It sucks. 1131 01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:52,940 - What do you mean? - Drawings are ugly. 1132 01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:55,650 - It's poorly made. - Ok, stop it now. 1133 01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:58,480 You're talking nonsense. 1134 01:31:58,870 --> 01:32:00,990 - Does it move you? - Of course it does. 1135 01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:02,530 It's cute. 1136 01:32:02,620 --> 01:32:03,990 You think that's cute? 1137 01:32:04,950 --> 01:32:06,750 You know why you don't like it? 1138 01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:09,540 It's knowing that this will never happen to you. 1139 01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:12,940 A girl drawing a graphic novel to tell you she loves you. 1140 01:32:13,540 --> 01:32:15,000 Never. 1141 01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:18,090 Because everything is planned and square with you guys. 6 months ahead. 1142 01:32:18,260 --> 01:32:22,420 You know exactly when you're gonna have sex, when you're gonna come... 1143 01:32:22,550 --> 01:32:23,630 Easy easy. 1144 01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:25,880 This is a reading room please. 1145 01:32:26,140 --> 01:32:28,460 Sorry. I'll take this. 1146 01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,310 You'll pay. 1147 01:32:32,310 --> 01:32:34,050 18,90 Euros 1148 01:32:34,770 --> 01:32:36,640 - 18,90? - Yes. 1149 01:32:36,850 --> 01:32:38,730 - For this? - Yes, for this. 1150 01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:50,600 Rom? Rom? 1151 01:32:51,910 --> 01:32:55,020 Do you mind doing this when we're not in the room please? 1152 01:32:58,540 --> 01:33:01,110 Rom, fuck, stop with that thing! 1153 01:33:01,580 --> 01:33:03,740 Could you stop? We're also here. 1154 01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:05,580 Thanks. 1155 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:09,030 Sorry but ironing is annoying enough... 1156 01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:12,170 - So why are you doing it? - Doing what? 1157 01:33:12,290 --> 01:33:14,620 Why do you iron if it's so boring? 1158 01:33:16,170 --> 01:33:19,130 - You want to know why I'm ironing? - Well... 1159 01:33:19,220 --> 01:33:21,840 I'm ironing because I have a job. 1160 01:33:22,010 --> 01:33:23,420 This guy... 1161 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:26,210 Every morning I wake up, Have a shower, and put clothes on. 1162 01:33:26,470 --> 01:33:30,390 Once I'm dressed, I get the tube, And then I go to photoshoots 1163 01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:31,800 Presentations... 1164 01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:34,300 All the things I can't do naked. 1165 01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:37,190 But you're lucky enough not to have this kind of problem. 1166 01:33:37,310 --> 01:33:41,180 What are you gonna do tomorrow? Wake up at 11, 12, 2pm? 1167 01:33:41,440 --> 01:33:44,560 No proper schedule, and then you'll crawl from your room to your studio 1168 01:33:44,690 --> 01:33:46,690 with the same dirty pants everyday of the week. 1169 01:33:47,110 --> 01:33:49,900 and then, you'll spin a wheel and a freaking plastic duck 1170 01:33:50,070 --> 01:33:52,400 because you're free. You have no obligations at all. 1171 01:33:52,530 --> 01:33:54,860 And me, I'll be ironing like an idiot 1172 01:33:54,990 --> 01:33:57,150 It's sad, but it's a fact. 1173 01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:00,950 - There you are. - What? 1174 01:34:01,460 --> 01:34:05,200 You're finally a normal couple, having a fight about everyday problems. 1175 01:34:06,210 --> 01:34:08,530 Congratulations. I envy you. 1176 01:34:09,420 --> 01:34:11,290 I envy you for real. 1177 01:34:11,460 --> 01:34:14,250 That being said, I think it's time for me to move. 1178 01:34:14,510 --> 01:34:17,920 Because you guys really need to spend time together. 1179 01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:23,340 Brace yourselves. I think everything will go pretty fast. 1180 01:34:29,180 --> 01:34:32,100 - What's gonna go fast? - I don't know. 1181 01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:40,810 Marion? 1182 01:34:47,450 --> 01:34:48,990 Marion, please. 1183 01:35:02,370 --> 01:35:03,830 What are you doing here? 1184 01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:07,530 I came to see you. 1185 01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:10,120 I've been waiting for you for 50 minutes. 1186 01:35:10,460 --> 01:35:12,750 Why didn't you come upstairs if you had something to say? 1187 01:35:13,340 --> 01:35:15,210 Cause I didn't have the code for the door. 1188 01:35:15,300 --> 01:35:17,870 It's only in films that people have the code for the door. 1189 01:35:17,970 --> 01:35:20,380 Also I don't have any ladder, since I'm not a fireman. 1190 01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:29,010 I'm listening. 1191 01:35:29,940 --> 01:35:31,350 I miss you. 1192 01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:34,970 I miss you! 1193 01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:37,930 Listen, you're the one who ditched me on that bloody beach. 1194 01:35:41,030 --> 01:35:42,980 I've got one more thing to say 1195 01:35:49,990 --> 01:35:51,620 I bought your book. 1196 01:35:54,660 --> 01:35:56,620 I don't find this funny. 1197 01:35:57,460 --> 01:36:01,240 Is this really how you see me? Do I deserve this? 1198 01:36:03,420 --> 01:36:07,040 My eyes are to close, my hair looks like a rug from B&Q. 1199 01:36:09,010 --> 01:36:11,410 Horrible. I look like a young Sarkozy. 1200 01:36:11,970 --> 01:36:15,050 Not at all. I like you like that. 1201 01:36:15,590 --> 01:36:16,970 I love you like this. 1202 01:36:18,010 --> 01:36:20,000 And I love you like that. 1203 01:36:40,860 --> 01:36:42,770 So what do we do now? 1204 01:36:45,370 --> 01:36:47,160 Let's dive in? 1205 01:36:47,830 --> 01:36:50,860 - That's a shitty metaphore, no? - Not so shitty. 1206 01:36:51,910 --> 01:36:55,080 Welcome to the Sunny Beach boat. 1207 01:36:55,660 --> 01:36:58,040 If you'd like to do me the honor... 1208 01:36:58,170 --> 01:37:01,830 Welcome to a world of luxury, comfort and grace. 1209 01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:04,250 Please come aboard, 1210 01:37:04,420 --> 01:37:05,830 nice and slow. 1211 01:37:06,010 --> 01:37:08,380 Prepare for extra cheesiness. 1212 01:37:08,470 --> 01:37:11,000 I'll start driving the boat now. 1213 01:37:11,260 --> 01:37:15,590 Destination: adventure, but with at least some decent comfort. 1214 01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:19,850 - Do you even know how to drive a boat? - Of course I do, and I'm gonna prove it. 1215 01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:23,720 - So what are we doing now? - I don't know. Do we really care? 1216 01:37:23,930 --> 01:37:27,220 - I can see you've changed! - I even have a swiss army knife in my pocket. 1217 01:37:32,940 --> 01:37:35,270 Ben Ben Ben, you're driving us into the wall. 93886