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To Enomoto-san}
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We’re in the same class!
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What? Yay!
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New students, huh?
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Wish I could get that excited.
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Being in ninth grade is no way to live.
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And now we’re finally in ninth grade?
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It’s great that we’re all in the same class again.
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Zaitsu-kun.
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Allow me to join you in your sorrow.
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Good morning!
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Ah, Kei-chan!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Have you checked out the new students?
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Talk about some sweater puppies, man! Huge!
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That do this…
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Hell, they weren’t just huge, those were massive tits!
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Yeeowch…
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What the crap!
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Settle down and do something about your womanizing! You Kappa Man!
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Whaa? Again with the “kappa!?”
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What’s wrong with saying “kappa” to a kappa-face?
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What the-!
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You kappa! Kappa!
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Kappa, kappa. Kappa-kappa…
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And here we go again…
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…kappa-kappa-kappa-ka-PPA!
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Kappa?
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Kappas are skeezy goblins, right?
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So that nickname fits you perfectly!
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Fine, call me a kappa! In return, I’ll be as sleazy as I wanna be!
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One kappa in the bag!
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You are just what I had in mind!
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Still you have no headplate, is this a regression?
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Hold on! What are you doing?!
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Oh no, I’ll be the one taking him!
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Just what are you saying?!
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For the love of-let go of him!
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Oww…
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I can’t think of anyone other than him to play a kappa in our musical.
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What the heck?
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Play a kappa? Who are you exactly?
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Oww…
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Oh, moi…? I am…
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I am the president of the drama club,
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Fudounomiya Sumire!
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Drama club?
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This year's welcoming convocation for the new students
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will be the first performance since my inauguration.
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And above anything else, I want this to be a success.
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Do you see my point?
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And for that to happen, we will need a kappa.
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For gosh sakes, he is not a kappa!
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So a rival has appeared on the scene?
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I’m telling you, I didn’t do a damn thing!
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You were all gaga over her, which is just as bad.
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Were you seriously thinking about acting in the first place?
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I’m totally against it.
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I don’t see anything good coming out of play-acting with her.
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I’m trying to have a serious conversation here!
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You’re still thinking about how her boobs felt, aren’t ya?
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Sho shaawft…
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Like I care!
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Miss Melons and the Demon Queen.
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Why do our rivals have to have big breasts?
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Why indeed?
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Kei-chan, do you have a crush on Kusuda-kun?
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Wha-What makes you think that?
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But you two have been together a lot lately.
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And today you were actually competing for him.
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Now, that was just…
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Hey there! Koyoi-chan!
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Geh! It’s the Demon Queen!
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Huh? Yuu!
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Ah, Kei-chan!
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Huh, so she’s your big sister?
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And you all are her friends?
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Nice to meet you!
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Uh, umm…
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We’re sorry for what happened the other day!
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Why are you apologizing?
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I’m actually grateful for what you did, so thanks a lot, really!
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Uh, you worked part-time here during Christmas, right?
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What do you mean?
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You’re right, but…
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Oh, I remember now!
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You told me to watch out for peepers.
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Yeah, that was me.
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Okay, so you were Enomoto’s little sister.
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Yeah, well…
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Meguru-chan, this is my sister, Kei-chan!
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Pleasure to meet you.
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Uh, same here.
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Hmm, so it really is great to have big breasts.
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I finally found you!
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Q-chan!
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Stop calling me Q-chan!
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My name is Kyuuma Nanoka! I have been your rival since forever!
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Huh? A rival?
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And she’s not big at all.
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Shut up!
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Watase Meguru! I challenge you to a swim race!
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Q-chan, so you’ve enrolled in our high school, huh?
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That’s right.
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Just for a chance to defeat you!
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Huh?
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I put myself through hell training at the swimming school just for this opportunity.
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So we must race-!
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Sorry. I’ve quit swimming.
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Huh? You’ve quit?
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Whaddaya mean you quit? Wait Meguru-senpai!
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Didn’t the exact same thing happen before?
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Not like she’s gonna win anyways.
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I’m going to go all out too.
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For the love of God…
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Why are you even here?
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I thought it would be good to show him the script first.
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“A kappa passes through, spinning his headplate…”
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Right here.
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And then?
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That is all.
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Huh? That’s it?!
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Are you making fun of an extra?
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This is a crucial scene that delivers a profound message from me to the new students.
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That’s plain stupid!
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You don’t really need that role!
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Who are you to decide?
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And what is this kappa to you in the first place?
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Wha-?
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We’re just… how do you put it…
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This has nothing to do with you!
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I told you already I’m not doing it, so I won’t!
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Gosh…
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So the rumors are true that you quit swimming because your breasts got too big?
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Q-chan!
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C’mon!
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Club president Takei wants to see me and Meguru-senpai race together, don’t you?
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Pretty please? Ask Meguru-senpai to race me!
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I…
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I guess I do like someone who’s fast.
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So… so that was it all along!
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Yep, I must be the faster woman!
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I accept your challenge!
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I thank you for your assent.
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It will be a 50-meter backstroke. There will be one race only.
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Meguru-chan…
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…lost.
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I-I did it.
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Yippee!
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I beat Meguru-senpai!
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Yay! Yay! I’ve beaten her!
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Yeah! Yippee! Haha! Yay! Yay!
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My world’s gone upside down.
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Thanks to Miss Melons.
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What else do I have?
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If I don’t have my swimming…
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Sorry, but I’m about to ask you something kinda weird.
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Nah. It’s about your boobs, right?
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It’s not about my breasts! It’s not!
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Huh? Why are you like that?
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Those are the boobs that can lead to a new life!
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Hmm? A new life?
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Mm-hmm!
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It’d be a shame if you hide them.
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I guess you’re right.
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You know I am.
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If it’s the boobs he’s after, I’m no small fry myself.
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Huh… why am I acting stupid?
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That is not even remotely the issue here.
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Hmm? What’s with the cucumbers?
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Huh, whatever.
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Hmm, that’s strange. And they’re kappas’ favorite food too.
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Boy are you dumb.
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If you really want to reel Kusuda in, use this.
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Bling!
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You sure do know a lot about that guy!
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Of course I do! I’ve known him longer than you have.
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So you’re dating him?
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I… I… I-I-I-
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I am not dating that kappa face!
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Why would you even think that?
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Say…
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What do you think Enomoto really thinks of me?
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Hey…
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Are you still shook up about being dumped by your next-door Onee-san, Zaitsu?
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Isn’t he, Sogabe?
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Right now, I’m just not good enough.
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Huh?
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My looks, my intelligence, my future aspects-
I have nothing that compares to him.
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I can’t talk about anything with those two the way they are now.
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Ahhh! What’s all this?!
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I don’t know what’s going on, but damn if I ain’t lucky!
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This broad… whoo-whoo-whoo!
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And all because I showed off my Kusuda-knowledge?
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Now hold on!
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Don’t let yourself get tricked!
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What’re you doing! Give ’em back!
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Don’t you get it? This is a trap set by Miss Melons!
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Jeez, and it’s only because you’re too slow to turn her down!
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I’m thinking, since she put it out there, it wouldn’t hurt to try.
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Look, I’m a sucker when people ask me for something, and…
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Well, her needing me so much to go this far has me sorta stoked.
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What’s your problem?!
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You jerkwad!
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Fine, just go ahead and fall for Miss Melons’ seduction!
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Hah?
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I went and did it again.
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Why must this always happen?
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Huh?
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Oh, Kei-chan.
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What’s with those boobs?
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Um… well…
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R-Right now I’m flaunting my bust.
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Huh? Your bust…?
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What I’m saying is that I’m wearing a bigger bra and have unfastened some buttons.
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Whoa… incredible!
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You got everybody’s attention.
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You said it, and I’ve been thinking that you may be right.
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The only thing I can take pride in besides swimming… are these, I guess.
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So that’s that.
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Pride?
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I have to get back to school!
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Thank you, Meguru-san!
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Huh?
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Meguru-senpai!
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Huh?
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Q-chan.
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Everyone.
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Takei-senpai…
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What are you doing taking an unexcused absence from the club?
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Everybody is worried about you.
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Takei, aren’t you gonna say something to Meguru-chan?
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I…
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…really need to buy some things.
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Let’s go.
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Huh?
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Hey, wai… Meguru-senpai!
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Oooh! It does look great on you!
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I swear I’m gonna kill you.
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I’ve always had my eyes on this. I guess I’m going to get it.
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What do you say, Q-chan?
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I don’t want any of this!
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Q-chan?
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Why are you such a coward?!
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Now all of a sudden you’re fixated with your breasts!
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Eh?
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The only place where you need to show your goods is over there!
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Watase.
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Eh?
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Come with me.
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Alright. We’re having a contest, Watase.
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First it’s the 50-meter butterfly.
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Then it’s the 50-meter backstro-
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I’m just going to lose anyway.
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I can no longer swim at my peak time.
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Let’s do this.
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On your marks!
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Get set…
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You see, I can’t even keep up with you.
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Frustrating, isn’t it?
261
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You’re frustrated, right?
262
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Why, Watase?
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If you’re frustrated, why did you quit?
264
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It’s just not like you to quit.
265
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You practiced with more zeal than anyone else. Why?
266
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I hated how I looked in a swimsuit!
267
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My big breasts had me completely mortified!
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That’s why.
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There, I said it.
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That is nothing to be ashamed of.
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If I say you shouldn’t be ashamed, then you should never be ashamed.
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Do you understand, Watase?
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Besides…
274
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I love breasts that are as big as yours!
275
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Huh?
276
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,649
Senpai? Just now…
277
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Large breasts are marvelous things.
278
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So don’t be ashamed and just swim, Watase!
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O…Okay!
280
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Yeah!
281
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You guys…
282
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If you want revenge, I’m up to the challenge, Meguru-senpai!
283
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The thing I have to be proud of… huh?
284
00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:39,669
Huh? Enomoto?
285
00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:42,959
So you didn’t go home, huh?
286
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Enomoto?
287
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I don’t know what she did to you.
288
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I… I’m not exactly lacking in the boobs department myself, you know!
289
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So… um…
290
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I mean… what I’m saying, Kusuda… is…
291
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W-What’s with that sigh just now?!
292
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Everything’s over, so we’re good now.
293
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What do you mean “over?”
294
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I had to turn her down.
295
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You better come up with something better than that! I still don’t get it!
296
00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:22,309
I turned down the kappa role!
297
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Anyone could have played it, and it wasn’t even a main character anyway.
298
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Besides, everything you said before kept ringing in my ear.
299
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That’s right!
300
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I’ve always been saying that you aren’t cut out for plays!
301
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Right?
302
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“Right” my left buttcheek. Damn pruneface.
303
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Hey, now just hold on! You kappa-face!
304
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Shove it, pruny!
305
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Kusuda.
306
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I got a favor to ask you.
307
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What is it?
308
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Could you… give this to Enomoto-san?
309
00:17:58,989 --> 00:18:01,229
You can give a love letter by your own self.
310
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But you’re the one that talks with her a lot, right?
311
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So do me a solid.
312
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Huh?
313
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I’m counting on you.
314
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You gotta be kidding me!
315
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Good morning!
316
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Good morning!
317
00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:18,459
Huh?
318
00:18:18,459 --> 00:18:19,449
She let her hair down!
319
00:18:19,739 --> 00:18:20,639
Good morning!
320
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Good morning!
321
00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:22,439
Huh?
322
00:18:22,439 --> 00:18:23,189
She means business!
323
00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:26,879
It’s true! You are crushing on Kusuda-kun!
324
00:18:26,879 --> 00:18:29,069
Cripes! What makes you think that?!
325
00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:35,509
Hey, could that be a love letter?
326
00:18:35,509 --> 00:18:36,749
For Kei-chan?
327
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:37,679
Eh?
328
00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:44,639
Well, aren’t you two…
329
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…soo lovey-dovey!
330
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Quit it.
331
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Lovey-dovey!
332
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It’d be a huge problem for me if people found out about it.
333
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:57,739
First off, I can never like such a butt-ugly freak!
334
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:02,479
A guy equals his looks, period! Looks are everything!
335
00:19:02,479 --> 00:19:04,729
Dumbass. Don’t get the wrong idea.
336
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,579
Kashiwagi asked me to give you this.
337
00:19:08,369 --> 00:19:11,789
Hey, hey. When he said “Kashiwagi-kun” does he mean the Kashiwagi-kun?
338
00:19:11,789 --> 00:19:13,749
The one that’s tall and handsome?
339
00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:15,239
Way to go, Kei-chan!
340
00:19:15,579 --> 00:19:17,759
Th… that’s right!
341
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:21,309
Hot guys like Kashiwagi-kun are soo meant for me!
342
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Unlike you.
343
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:23,979
Whoa there, Enomoto…
344
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:27,769
And there’s no way in hell that I’d ever like you!
345
00:19:27,769 --> 00:19:30,179
Like you ever had a chance in this lifetime!
346
00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:30,869
Hmph!
347
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,659
I gotta say, you always take things too far.
348
00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:38,989
I sure do.
349
00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:42,409
I know all that, but I do it anyway!
350
00:19:43,989 --> 00:19:46,219
You gotta own up to your feelings, Enomoto.
351
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,079
If I was able to do that, it would have been done already!
352
00:19:50,949 --> 00:19:53,879
Hey, hey, what would you do if your boyfriend was butt-ugly?
353
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,629
Bwaahaha! Just shoot me if that happened!
354
00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:01,929
Don’t you want a dee-licious cucumber?
355
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,219
Here boy, here boy!
356
00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:05,889
Here boy! Here boy… c’mon…
357
00:20:05,889 --> 00:20:09,109
I did refuse the kappa role, didn’t I?
358
00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:13,679
I’ve been noticing you’ve been moping around lately,
359
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,859
so I decided to stick my nose in it.
360
00:20:16,139 --> 00:20:17,019
So how about it?
361
00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:19,989
Whatever’s on your mind, I’ll lend an ear.
362
00:20:21,549 --> 00:20:22,879
Oho.
363
00:20:22,879 --> 00:20:25,719
So you’re asking what are Girl A’s actual feelings as a woman
364
00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:29,999
if she says she loathes Boy B but keeps squabbling with him?
365
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,279
I guess.
366
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,199
It could only mean one thing…
367
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:37,929
She’s into you, Kusuda. Enomoto the girl.
368
00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:40,359
Argh! We’re talking “what ifs” here!
369
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,749
“Girl A” and “Boy B” has nothing to do with me!
370
00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:45,369
Okay, assuming that…
371
00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:52,079
I think the pattern I see points to a typical case of repressed romance.
372
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:55,899
I thought so too from the beginning.
373
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,319
…I can never like such a butt-ugly freak!
374
00:21:00,619 --> 00:21:03,619
But now, I think she’s just mocking me, nothing more.
375
00:21:04,289 --> 00:21:06,049
I’m not much to look at anyway.
376
00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:08,039
Hey!
377
00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,909
Oh, Girl A enters the scene.
378
00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:11,859
What do you mean “Girl A?”
379
00:21:11,859 --> 00:21:14,159
Didn’t you refuse the part of the kappa?
380
00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:15,419
That I did.
381
00:21:15,919 --> 00:21:17,969
Then why are the two of you here?
382
00:21:18,629 --> 00:21:20,649
What are you so pissed off about?
383
00:21:22,209 --> 00:21:26,289
You’re probably drooling over her again despite being a loser kappa!
384
00:21:26,289 --> 00:21:28,579
We’re just talking, that’s all.
385
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,009
About what?
386
00:21:31,629 --> 00:21:33,139
Something you can’t tell me?
387
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,129
What exactly are you two hiding?
388
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,539
Come on, say something!
389
00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:45,349
What the hell is up with you always bitching at me like this?
390
00:21:45,349 --> 00:21:45,889
Huh?
391
00:21:47,149 --> 00:21:48,329
It’s starting to get old.
392
00:21:48,869 --> 00:21:49,789
Old?
393
00:21:50,329 --> 00:21:51,079
Damn right!
394
00:21:51,439 --> 00:21:53,919
You hate ugly-ass freaks like me, right?
395
00:21:53,919 --> 00:21:56,129
So just leave me the hell alone ferchrissakes!
396
00:21:56,679 --> 00:21:59,129
You cocktease me just to get my hopes up.
397
00:21:59,129 --> 00:22:02,929
It’s girls like you I hate so goddamn much!
398
00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:12,639
I’m…
399
00:22:15,699 --> 00:22:16,769
I’m sorry.
400
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:49,660
Saki-nee…
401
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:50,920
Chikura-san…
402
00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:54,370
Hey-hey-HEY!
403
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:56,180
If you all have time to sigh like that,
404
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,670
then let’s go on a roadtrip!
405
00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,530
A roadtrip to change our lives forever!
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