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Some Cheerios,
little bit of Kix,
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a ton of Bran Flakes
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since nobody's gonna miss
this garbage.
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[groans]
Is it my hangover,
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or does it smell like
ass in here?
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You're smelling my entry for
the Young Entrepreneurs contest.
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Winning will make colleges
super horny for me.
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Steve, you don't have
to go to college.
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You can just buy
the sweatshirts.
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I mean this one has my vomit on
it, but you get the idea.
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My product is
homemade ethanol
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people can use
instead of gas.
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Okay, have fun.
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Mommy's gonna go pass out
in the bathtub.
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Oh, can you sign this
parental supervision form?
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Principal Lewis promises
he won't use your signature
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to steal your identity
this time.
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Isn't this parent stuff
usually Stan territory?
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You're my parent
as much as him, right?
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Probably more.
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I'll give it the ol'
John Handycock.
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- What's next?
- Nothing.
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You can go back to nursing
your hangover.
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All right.
Parenting accomplished.
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[electricity crackles]
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Now to accomplish
some electrician-ing.
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Mom, I really don't think
you should--
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Steve, I have an electrical
engineering sweatshirt from MIT.
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- [electricity zapping]
- [gasping]
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Mom, are you okay?!
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Let's find out.
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[groans]
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Oh, my God, I think my wrist
is pregnant.
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[patriotic music plays]
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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-♪ Good-- ♪
-♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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[pounding]
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Ow! What the hell?!
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It's me, Stan.
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And I'm finally fixing
that dang shingle!
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No way!
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This I got to see!
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STAN: After years
of procrastination,
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this pesky shingle
shall be fixed.
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The shingle. Fixed.
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I never thought this day
would come.
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When our grandchildren ask
where you were at this moment,
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you can say you were
slightly in the way.
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It's a big day for me,
too, actually.
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Steve chose me to be
the parental supervisor
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for his school project.
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Oh, Francine,
Steve only chose you
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because he knows
you won't challenge him.
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- What do you mean?
- Well, it's like
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I'm the tough teacher
and you're the easy "A."
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The "A" is for
absentee parent.
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[laughs] Oh, Stan, jealousy is
a terrible look on you.
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[laughs] Okay, you
go "supervise" then.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Okay, I will.
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[both laugh mockingly]
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Hey, watch it!
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Where are you numbskulls off to
in such a rush?
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Like anyone with a pulse,
Francine, the three of us
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are huge fans of iconic
watermelon-smashing comedian,
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- Gallagher.
- Isn't Gallagher dead?
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What? No.
Are you crazy?
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So when we heard
the G-man's tour bus
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was passing through town,
of course we dropped
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everything to
cheer him on!
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I was supposed to have
an emergency appendectomy.
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Who cares!
We're wasting time!
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To the street corner
where Gallagher's tour bus
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will briefly pass by!
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Prepare to be supervised!
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That's basically
another word for "help."
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I looked it up.
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Oh, no, my ethanol
isn't fermenting right.
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There should be carbon
dioxide bubbles
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coming out
of the airlock.
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[groans] Why aren't
you bubbling?!
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Bubbles are easy.
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We'll just blow into
the jug with
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a big ol' straw, or--
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I got this, Mom.
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You can get back to doing,
honestly, anything else
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besides helping me.
Dealer's choice.
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But I want to help.
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But you already signed
my supervision form,
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and you clicked
the pen closed.
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You must be exhausted.
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Let me help,
or I rip this up.
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Ugh. Fine.
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Oh! I know some work that
will keep you busy.
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You could help me
by hammering this entire
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box of nails
into an old wood block.
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And the nail hammering
is for?
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The ethanol.
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- To make it?
- Better?
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And making
the ethanol better
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will help you
win your contest.
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Mm-hmm.
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Then I better
get to work!
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Man, is there anything
better than waiting
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for a comedian
to drive by you on a bus?
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But Gallagher's
10 hours late.
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I hope he's okay.
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Your watch stopped
two weeks ago, babe.
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Phew, I thought
time stopped.
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Shut up, shut up,
shut up!
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He has arrived.
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[cheering]
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There he goes,
off to Massapequa, Long Island,
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to dazzle his next crowd
at Chucklez Comedy Club.
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JEFF: Look, the bus
pooped out a suitcase!
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Gallagher's famous mallet.
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Oh, no!
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We have to get it back to him
so he can smash melons
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and make the world
a better place!
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Hey, Stan!
Shingle's looking great!
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I can see why this is such
an important part
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of whatever it is
Steve's doing.
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KLAUS: Oh, don't blame this
on Francine.
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You promised me free ethanol
for the Second-Base Mobile.
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That's what I'm calling
my truck now.
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There is no ethanol.
It's not fermenting right.
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And Mom's down there
driving me crazy.
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I specifically asked her
to supervise
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because I wanted
to do it alone.
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- [gasps]
- But she's the one
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hammering nails into wood
to make the ethanol better.
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Didn't that work?
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Why would that work?
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It's obviously
busy work to keep her away
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from my real project.
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Obviously.
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So let's keep mom
hammering away.
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'Cause if she gets
any more involved,
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she'll turn my project
into a freakin'
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I Love Lucy episode.
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Totally. Everything will be
in black and white.
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So boring.
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I can't believe Steve thinks
so little of me.
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But if I could get his jug
bubbling for him,
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then he'd think so lot of me!
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Hmm, all right.
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Oh!
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Bottles don't bubble
till you open them!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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[I Love Lucy theme plays]
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[canned laughter]
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♪
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Waaaaah!
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[applause]
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[drill whirring]
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Resistance is futile, shingle.
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[Steve screams]
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My baby!
What happened to you?
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Mom!
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I've been out of town
the last eight hours.
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What did I miss?
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Oh, yeah?
Where'd you go?
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Um...
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Alibi-opia?
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- Mom.
- I was trying to help!
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You ruined my ethanol,
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and now I have no product
for my contest!
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I don't have
a comeback to that!
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You're winning
this fight!
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Oh-ho-ho! Smells like
a party down there!
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I vote we switch topics
to whatever the hell
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Klaus is talking about.
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[sniffs]
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I'm talking about
this beer, baby!
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That isn't beer, Klaus.
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You must be smelling
my shattered dreams.
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Oh, no, I admit I'm terrible
at many, many,
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many many, many,
many things,
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but my nose
is never wrong.
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And I know just
the dudes to prove it.
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Steve and Francine,
meet my Beer Boys!
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I met them in an Uber Pool
and joined their
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trivia team at the brew pub.
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We always cheat.
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Please skip ahead to
anything at all relevant.
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Fine, I guess
we're in a big rush.
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Tony The Tongue
is an expert taster.
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This is
definitely beer.
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And Meg here can gauge
the alcohol content of any beer
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by how it affects
her motor skills.
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Feeling loose.
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Everyone's getting
more attractive. [giggles]
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Thinking about
calling my ex.
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Coachella!
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[laughs]
Over 8% alcohol.
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My project
turned into beer? How?
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That's a question
for The Professor,
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a beer nerd who got fired
from Dow Chemical
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for being
constantly drunk.
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THE PROFESSOR: If my
calculations are correct,
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wild yeast
on this dirty laundry
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altered the fermentation process,
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turning this liquid
into beer.
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English please, Einstein!
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What he said is I didn't
ruin your project,
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I made beer!
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Beer was already
invented, Mom!
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I'm never gonna
win that contest,
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and it's all your fault!
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Well, I screwed up parenting.
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Back to wondering if that guy
was the security guard
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that threw me out of Best Buy
a few years back.
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I was.
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Knew it.
Now lets get tanked.
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- [thud]
- Careful, babe!
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We gotta get Gallagher
his hammer back in one piece!
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Maybe it'd be safer
if I just held the mallet.
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Whoa. Should we smash some fruit
with this bad boy?
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I mean, we're holding
Thor's hammer.
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We got to take it out
for a spin.
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How we doing
on time, Jeff?
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We're five hours away,
and Gallagher's show
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isn't till tomorrow, so,
how much hours is night?
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We got time.
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I'll just do a quick search
of nearby fruit stores, and--
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Wait. Who says this thing
can only smash fruits?
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I'm suggesting we
smash other things.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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[groans]
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What's this weird feeling?
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I'm not hungover!
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What?
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I got completely loaded on
that beer last night,
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but I feel great.
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♪ I have a new feeling,
my head isn't pounding ♪
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♪ A brand new sensation,
on which I'm expounding ♪
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♪ No dry mouth, no dry heaves ♪
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♪ No vomiting blunders ♪
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♪ I'm not hungover ♪
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♪ I'm hungunder! ♪
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Is "hungunder"
even a word?
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Opposite of a hangover.
Don't overthink it.
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♪ I'm not sweating
through bras ♪
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♪ And my thinking's not flawed ♪
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♪ Not hugging a toilet,
making fake deals with God ♪
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♪ Not under the covers,
with brain torn asunder ♪
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♪ I'm not hungover ♪
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♪ I'm hungunder! ♪
255
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:48,316
♪ The sun's my warm buddy,
not mortal enemy ♪
256
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:52,276
♪ That loud crow I shot at
is now a friend to me ♪
257
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:55,802
♪ The world's new again ♪
258
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,804
♪ I'm so full of wonder ♪
259
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,720
♪ I'm not hungover ♪
260
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,593
♪ I'm hungunder! ♪
261
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:07,248
Sorry, couch!
Don't need you today!
262
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,467
You neither, big warm blanket!
263
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,470
Hey Law Order reruns,
didn't ya hear?
264
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:16,605
I'm not hungover even though
I got totally smashed!
265
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,651
♪ Yo, Hayley Smith here with
Gallagher's hammer ♪
266
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,871
♪ The Lord of the manor,
the watermelon slammer ♪
267
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,526
♪ My smash pursuits
don't stop at fruits ♪
268
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,571
♪ Roger, set me up some
melon substitutes ♪
269
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,834
- A lamp!
- Smash!
270
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,139
- A toilet!
- Smash!
271
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,184
- A tuba!
- Smash!
272
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,663
- A computer!
- Smash!
273
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,839
- A paint can!
- Smash!
274
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,014
- A snowman!
- Smash!
275
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,058
- A smaller mallet!
- Smash!
276
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:43,632
♪ We got totally smashed,
without consequences ♪
277
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:47,331
♪ We're on top of the world,
despite our offenses ♪
278
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:50,813
♪ And somehow our bellies ♪
279
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,946
♪ Aren't gurgling like thunder ♪
280
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:59,169
♪ We're not hungover,
we're not hungover ♪
281
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:04,740
♪ We're hungunder! ♪
282
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,265
Well?
283
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,527
Well what?
284
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:10,964
You can get drunk easier?
285
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,227
You still ruined my product
for the contest!
286
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,750
Don't you see?
287
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,622
HangUnder Beer
is the perfect product!
288
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,928
Mom, no.
289
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,931
I know you're mad at me,
but listen.
290
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,542
For thousands of years,
man has dreamed
291
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:28,459
of getting totally shithoused
without paying the piper.
292
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,288
We made that
dream come true!
293
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,116
Maybe you're right.
294
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,336
But we need more beer
for the judges.
295
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,512
We can make more,
as long as you didn't wash
296
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,556
that dirty laundry.
297
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,210
God no,
I just put it back
298
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,299
in everybody's drawers
like normal!
299
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,910
[both sigh]
300
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,563
Rest up, big guy.
301
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:48,262
Soon you'll be back to smashing
watermelons with the king.
302
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:51,047
Wait! We never smashed
a watermelon!
303
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,745
We had one chance to look
God straight in the eye,
304
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,051
and we blew it!
305
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:58,054
Or is he giving us
a second chance?
306
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,666
Open the door!
307
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,453
Sammy Sosa!
308
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,545
[bleep]
309
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,329
Boiled cereal water.
310
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,811
Dirty laundry.
311
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,730
[sizzling]
312
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,211
I'll avoid boring you all
with science jargon
313
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,823
and just say,
beer is happening now!
314
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,217
Ladies and gentlemen,
HangUnder Beer
315
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,610
is officially entered
in the contest!
316
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,830
[cheering]
317
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,659
Lewis said the judges
need some A.S.A.P.
318
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,227
Thanks, Mom. I couldn't have
done this without you.
319
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,620
Aw, anytime, honey.
320
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,928
We'll finish making the beer,
you go practice acting surprised
321
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,799
for when they say you win.
322
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,759
Great idea!
You're on fire, Mom!
323
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:54,067
Wow, so this is
what it feels like to be there
324
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,938
for your son...[gags]
325
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,809
...when he needs help...
[gags]
326
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,116
A present parent--
327
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,902
[groans] I don't feel good
all of a sudden.
328
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,601
Me neither. Nausea. Sweating.
329
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,298
Head pounding.
330
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:12,476
If I didn't know better,
I'd say I was hungover.
331
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,478
[all groaning]
332
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:19,092
But all we drank was that
first batch of HangUnder beer.
333
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,398
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
334
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,531
This beer doesn't not
give hangovers,
335
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,228
it gives delayed hangovers.
336
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,230
Really bad ones!
337
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,841
We can't give this
to the judges.
338
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,627
I have a reputation
to uphold!
339
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,150
Did I tell you I'm planning
to run for
340
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,978
city comptroller
next year?
341
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,851
But if I pull the plug on this,
I may never get a chance
342
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,984
to do another project
with Steve.
343
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,160
We still can't let people
drink this crap.
344
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,294
But the hangover
takes time to kick in.
345
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,992
I say we send beer
to the judges and hope
346
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,255
Steve wins
before they get sick.
347
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:56,042
Isn't that a tad
morally reprehensible?
348
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,132
Just a tad.
That's why it's okay.
349
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,267
If you're looking for
Francine and Steve,
350
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,355
they're at the school!
351
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,530
STAN: There you go!
352
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,705
Right in there!
353
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,708
[laughter]
354
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,972
I got so drunk off this beer
last night,
355
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,582
I pooped in the cat box,
356
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,540
but I don't have
the slightest hangover!
357
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,934
I made us all
a 6:00 a.m. tee time tomorrow
358
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,067
since we'll never
be hungover again!
359
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,895
Should we just give
Beer Kid first place now
360
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:27,160
so we can all go home and gorge
ourselves on potato salad?
361
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,945
Hear that, Mom?!
We're a shoo-in!
362
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,121
You know,
I didn't expect this,
363
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,080
but, you and me,
we're a great team.
364
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,342
It feels good!
365
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,822
[groaning]
It feels so good!
366
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,303
What a mom.
367
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:43,219
Runs off to make sure
I get all the credit.
368
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,091
[indistinct chatter]
369
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,701
Everyone shut up!
370
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,008
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
371
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,488
Before we get to the part of the
show you actually care about,
372
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,796
our weird monster kid is gonna
sing the National Anthem.
373
00:16:55,797 --> 00:17:00,628
♪ Oh say ♪
374
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:04,414
♪ Can you ♪
375
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:08,418
Hurry up, Billy,
before the judges get sick!
376
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,421
BILLY: ♪ See ♪
377
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,383
Tape doesn't work,
neither do staples.
378
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,559
Even banging the two
mallet pieces together
379
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,343
really, really hard
doesn't do the trick.
380
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,737
Hurry, hurry, Gallagher's show
is starting any minute!
381
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,782
It starts at 7:30, Hayley.
382
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,394
It's not just any minute.
It's not some random time!
383
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:30,092
[cheering]
384
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:34,357
CROWD: Smash it! Smash it!
Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!
385
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:44,063
Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!
Smash it!
386
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,542
Aim for the melon!
Aim for the melon!
387
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,935
I am! I am!
388
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,417
[gasping]
389
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,855
Gallagher smashed himself!
390
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,944
The final act of a genius!
391
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,947
[cheers and applause]
392
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:02,211
Oh, my God,
Gallagher is dead.
393
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,517
Don't be sad.
394
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,823
Jeff's van is
the new Gallagher!
395
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,783
[circus music plays]
396
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,918
Okay, thank you for watching
397
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,486
Wall Street 2:
Money Never Sleeps with me.
398
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,923
I didn't want to watch it alone
because I was worried
399
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,665
the money couldn't sleep because
there were monsters around.
400
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,494
If y'all are afraid of monsters,
too, let me hear a "what what"!
401
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,453
AUDIENCE MEMBERS: What what!
402
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,934
Has anyone seen a fish and
a super duper hot blonde lady?
403
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,240
Shh!
404
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,725
[grunts]
What the hell is going on?
405
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,162
HangUnder Beer isn't safe.
406
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:44,645
It gives delayed hangovers
that are a thousand times worse.
407
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:47,213
Oh, no!
We gotta get you help!
408
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,345
Wait a second.
409
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,304
Did you know this when
you gave it to the judges?
410
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,480
I'm sorry.
411
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,310
I-I thought if you didn't win,
you'd never let me
412
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,181
do anything
with you again.
413
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,878
Oh, Mom.
414
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,707
I know.
I screwed up.
415
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,710
No, I mean we need to get you
back on your feet
416
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,322
so you can supervise me
across the finish line!
417
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,846
[grunting]
418
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,195
Well, you can
start by opening
419
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,545
this [bleep]
child-proof aspirin.
420
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,634
It's fin-proof, too.
421
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,724
And now, the finalists
for this year's
422
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,118
Young Entrepreneurs
Club contest.
423
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,295
First up, Mertz, who made
basketball sneakers filled
424
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,732
with helium
that let you jump higher.
425
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,691
I'm gonna
bully a bird!
426
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,302
Next, Blanche,
who has a clarinet.
427
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,434
- [clarinet playing]
- I don't know if it's
428
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,262
her invention,
but it sounds pretty.
429
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,307
And last, but not least--
430
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,700
Yeah, it's me Steve Smith,
the guy who made
431
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,049
the amazing beer
you all love.
432
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,485
Let's do the trophy thing
and bounce, sound good?
433
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,314
Sure, why not.
And the winner is...
434
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:49,100
Steve Muthatruckin' Smi--
435
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,189
[retching]
436
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,930
[crowd gasps]
437
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,411
I am so thrilled
to win this award.
438
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,718
Hold on. [groans]
439
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,200
Something up here suddenly
made all of us sick.
440
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,027
But what could it be?
441
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,207
The obvious culprit is...
442
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,556
Blanche!
443
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,949
Her clarinet music
grossed us out!
444
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,126
Or maybe just seeing her wet
the reed grossed us out!
445
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,303
[clarinet plays]
446
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:23,222
As I was saying,
I'm thrilled to win,
447
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:27,269
but I'm even more excited
to do it with my Mom.
448
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,228
Don't be gross.
You know what I mean.
449
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,316
I love you, Mom!
450
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,318
[mumbling indistinctly]
451
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,191
[retching]
452
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,672
Steve, my head's stuck.
453
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,196
[nail gun firing]
454
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:44,547
Yes! Take that, shingle!
Ya got fixed, son!
455
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:51,641
♪
456
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,257
Bye! Have a great time!
457
00:20:58,307 --> 00:21:02,857
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