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Here you go, boss.
Three more orders.
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Wow! That is ten
oil changes today!
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I told you my idea
for a $20 special would work.
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Uh, that was my idea.
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Norm, that doesn't
make any sense.
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If it was your idea, why would
I be taking credit for it?
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Hey, buddy. How
you doing, pal?
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Your guy said I
should talk to you
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about your oil
change special.
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Pretty amazing deal, huh?Yeah.
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I don't like to brag,
but that was my idea.
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And absolutely no one else's.
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Wow. It's pretty smart.
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No wonder you're employee of
the month for a year straight.
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Well, I don't like
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to brag about that, either,
but actually, it was,
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uh, 14 months.
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All I know is
this is a much better deal
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than over at Motor Boys.
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They got to be shaking
in their coveralls.
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Yeah.
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You know, their sleazebag owner
Victor Alvarez--
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he's been trying to put me
out of business for years.
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Hmm.But it's ideas like this
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that keep me one step
ahead of him.
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Yeah, whoever thought of that
should probably get a raise.
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So, have you ever met
this, uh, Alvarez jerk?
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No, no, but I would love to see
the look on his slimy face
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when he realizes
I outsmarted him again.
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Well, if you want
to do that,
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all you have to do
is look outside.
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What do you mean?I mean this.
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You're Victor Alvarez?
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That's me.
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And it's nice
to finally meet you face-to-face
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to face.
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Oh, yeah? Well, it's nice
to meet you face-to-face
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to face, to face,
to face, to face!
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Well, this has been fun,
but I have to go.
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I will be seeing you later, and
you will be seeing me all day.
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Ha, ha! [sings in Spanish]
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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I can't believe
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Victor put a giant Motor Boys
ad up over your shop.
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Yeah, and just because
they're a big chain,
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they think
they can push us around.
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That guy has some nerve.
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And some hair.
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The last time
I saw a mane like that,
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it was on Animal Planet
eating a hyena.
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What we need is to figure out
how to remind everybody
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that Calvin's Pit Stop is
a fixture in the community.
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Oh.Exactly.
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Whatever it is
should tie
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into the neighborhood,
like some kind
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of a local charity promotion.
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Yeah, that is a great
idea. You know what?
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We can team up
with a nearby
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animal shelter and give every
customer a free rescue kitten.
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That's ridiculous. What if
they don't want a kitten?
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Well, then maybe they're not
the kind of customer you want.
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Okay. How about
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we have a food drive
at the local food pantry,
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and everyone who donates a bag
of food gets a free oil change?
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Mm.Or even better.
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Oh.
We team up
with a local food pantry,
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give away free oil changes
to everyone
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that comes in
with a bag of food.
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Boom! Boom!
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Yes.Calvin, that's exactly
what I just said.
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Okay, Tina. I guess
some people need all the credit.
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Uh...You know what?
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One of the moms at my school
is a local TV reporter.
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I'll ask her to cover it.
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Great! You know what?
We'll get some press,
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create a little new business,
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and rip Victor's beating heart
out of his chest,
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and I'll just squeeze it
and throw it on the floor.
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And feed the
hungry, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do that, too.
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[humming]
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Oh, hey, Malcolm.
What you doing?
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I am going through the pantry
to get some donations together
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for Mom and Pop's food drive.
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Oh, cool. Uh, just don't touch
anything on my snack shelf.
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I like to reward myself
after a hard day's work.
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And before one, too.
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You know, I don't even know
how you eat that junk.
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Everything here is filled
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with processed sugars
and empty calories.
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Actually, that's the
healthy food. My snack shelf
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is over there.
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You know, I'm serious, Marty.
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You need to stop eating
like this and start working out.
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Hey, man, I work out.
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Marty, the only crunches you do
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come out of a box
of Fiddle Faddle.
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Come on, little bro.
You should let me train you.
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[scoffs] You? What do you
know about training,
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besides teaching our old dog
how to pee on my pillow?
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I know everything
about training.
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I used to be a
professional athlete.
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Yeah, but that was,
like, ten years ago.
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So? I'm in better shape
now than I was then.
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And I get even more dates.
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All right, fine, but if I get
in better shape than you,
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I'm taking revenge
for my pillow.
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My head smelled like
a dog park for a month.Oh.
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Hey, Tina. We brought over
some stuff for the food drive.
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Yeah, we cleaned out
the whole pantry.
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If there's an earthquake,
flood or zombie apocalypse,
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we're gonna have to eat Grover.
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Aw, I love Grover.
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But you gotta do
what you gotta do.
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Here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
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we love supporting
our community.
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And take it from me,
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Calvin, of Calvin's Pit Stop,
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where giving back is our
number one priority
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here at Calvin's Pit Stop.
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!¡Hola, mis amigos!
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Victor, what are you doing here
at... Calvin's Pit Stop?
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Don't worry, Alvin.
I'm just here
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because Motor Boys
loves charities.
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And what bigger charity case
is there
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than Calvin's Pit Stop?
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Well, thank you, Victor.
I appreciate the plug.
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It's obviously something
you know a lot about,
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looking at your hair.
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Ha, ha! That is very funny.
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But believe me,
this is all real.
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Just like this. Felipe!
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A $5,000
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donation to the local
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food pantry.
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What?
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Hey, get a close-up
on this check.
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This story might actually
make it on the air.
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Mr. Alvarez,
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can we get a comment from you
on this generous donation?
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Sure. But today is not about me.
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Today is about the community
Motor Boys serves
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with the highest quality
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and the lowest prices in town.
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Can I do that again?
Because I feel like
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I got a hair out of place.
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Felipe, my comb!
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Come on, bro.
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[whooping]
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[groaning]
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Ah!
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[groaning]
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I can't go on.
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I gotta stop.
I gotta stop.
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My lungs are collapsing.
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Come on, Marty.
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We haven't even run a mile.
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And don't think I didn't see you
try to jump on that bus.
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Hey, man, I don't get it.
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You're barely even sweating.
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Oh, I'm not sweating at all.
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This is yours from when you
tried to get me to carry you.
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Yeah.
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Okay, man, let's just--
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let's just do some stretching
to cool down.
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Oh, man, can't I just
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lie here in the grass,
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and you turn the sprinklers
on me?
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[groaning]
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Marty?
Huh?
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Take it from an elite athlete,
stretching after a workout
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is the best way
to prevent an injury.
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Now, come on, man, just...
just do what I do.
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All right, fine.
All right.
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[grunting]
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Come on!
[exhales]
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Now, ah...
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You gotta give yourself...[grunts]
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a full range...
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of motion.
Uh-huh.
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[back cracks][groans]: No!
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What was that?Ooh, ooh-ooh, that was nothing.
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That's just a...
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That's a noise
that athletes make
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when we stretch.
Why?
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Well, we... we also
worked out our lungs,
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so we gotta
stretch them, too.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Yeah.All right, all right,
let me try. Uh...
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Okay.
Uh...
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[howls]:
Ooh...!
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Ooh! Ah.
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I can't believe I've been
doing that wrong my whole life.
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[whooping]
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After all, what's the point
of owning the most
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successful auto shops in
all of Southern California
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if you can't write
big checks like this?
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$5,000 is a lot of money.
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No, I meant that giant check.
Are you kidding me?
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Those things cost,
like, $100 each.
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This is terrible.
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Victor is totally stealing
the spotlight from you.
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She's right, baby.
We gotta do something.Yeah.
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You say the word, and I
can have 50 kittens here
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in a half an hour.
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No, Dave,
I got a better idea.
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But if I find out
he's allergic to cats,
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it's go time.
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So, Victor, you know,
it's great to hear
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that we're on the same page
about giving back
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to those in need.
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Absolutely, Calvin.
And your gesture is proof
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that no shop is too small
to make a difference.
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An incredibly poquito,barely
noticeable difference.
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Well, since you feel that way,
I think I have an idea
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how we can make
an even bigger difference.
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How?
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I propose a challenge!
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We'll both pick
our best mechanic,
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and have a race to see who can
build an engine the fastest.
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The loser donates another $5,000
to the food pantry.
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Wow, another $5,000.
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That's a lot of money--
for you, not for me.
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It doesn't matter
how much money it is
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because... because Calvin
is gonna win.
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Exactly.Yeah. Which is why
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we're doubling the bet
to $10,000.
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You tell 'em, Dave. Wait, whoa.
What are you telling 'em?
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It's a deal! We will see you
tomorrow, Calvin.
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See you tomorrow, little guy,
who needs to condition his hair.
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Felipe, we ride!
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Give me that, Felipe.
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Well, you better bring
your giant pen,
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'cause you're gonna be writing
an even bigger check tomorrow!
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'Cause I'm gonna...
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No wonder these things are $100.
They're really well made.
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Calvin, I can't believe you
challenged him to this contest.
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We can't afford $10,000.
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I'm not the one
that made it 10,000.
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That was Mr. Kittens
over there.
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It doesn't matter, Calvin,
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because you're gonna
beat this guy.
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You're the best
mechanic in town.
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Yeah, and plus, you've got
Norm on your team.
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He's almost as good as you.
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You know what, she's right.
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You are good.
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Even though you try to steal
my ideas every now and then.
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So, Calvin, you ready to
get this party started?
251
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Since your engine
probably won't.
252
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,839
What do you mean, get started?
253
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,580
Your assistant mechanic's
not even here yet.
254
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:12,541
Oh, yes, he is.
But yours isn't.
255
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,239
Right, Norm?
256
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,113
Seriously, Norm?
257
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,768
You'd stab me in the back
after everything I taught you?
258
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,683
I'm sorry, Calvin, but...
259
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,336
he offered me employee
of the month.
260
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,471
You know what, fine, Victor.
261
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,691
You can put up
your billboards,
262
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,606
steal my employees and
flaunt your giant checks,
263
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,434
but none of your slick tricks
are gonna work,
264
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:39,829
because I'm so good, I can beat
the two of you by myself.
265
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,571
Yeah, that's right,
which is why we're doubling...
266
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,138
Dave, no!
267
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:52,233
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
268
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,934
[whimpers]:
Oh...
269
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,763
Hey!
Hey!
270
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:04,593
There's the elite athlete.[chuckles]: Here I am.
271
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,377
I'm just reading about
these peas, you know.
272
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,206
Oh, they're still good for you.
They can stay.
273
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,296
I've got to say, Malcolm,
274
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,776
yesterday was tough.
275
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,952
But I woke up feeling
really good about this.
276
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,346
[chuckles]
And it's all
thanks to you, man.
277
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:22,567
Aah! I-I am so glad
you feel that way.
278
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,005
Okay, so what's on the schedule
for today, Coach?
279
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,050
A little weight training?
Some cardio?
280
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,617
Or find a place
that has a ton of stairs.
281
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,227
You know, I'd love to get
a little Rockymontage in
282
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,447
for Instagram.
283
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,970
Actually, uh, M-Marty,
284
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,494
maybe we should take today off.
285
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:39,280
Because if you push too hard,
you could get hurt,
286
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,761
and then you'll have to walk
over to the couch like this.
287
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:45,808
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
288
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,897
Hey, come on, man,
I'll be fine.
289
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,507
Besides, I'll never
get in shape like you
290
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,682
by skipping workouts.
291
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,642
Uh...Here... put your shoes on.
292
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:57,689
No, no-- Aah! I will
see you out there.
293
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,825
Come on, Calvin!
You can do it.
294
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,480
Yeah, baby! And if
you run out of grease,
295
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,395
there's a head
full of it over there!
296
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,312
Looks like Calvin's
falling behind.
297
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:14,141
Victor and Norm already have
their shiny doohickey
298
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:16,970
on their big,
oily thingamabob.
299
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,146
I know you don't know
what you're saying,
300
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,279
but it is so sexy
when you talk cars.
301
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,674
Calvin, I gotta say
I'm impressed
302
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,241
that you're keeping up.
303
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,417
When I shut you down,
you can come and work for me.
304
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,594
I take two creams
and one sugar.
305
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,204
Not a chance.
306
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,990
But if you need a job,
I can always use
307
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,601
one of those inflatable
floppy guys out front
308
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,603
doing this.
309
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,870
You're good at that.
When I put you out of business,
310
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:50,481
you can open a dance studio,
huh? Olé.
311
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,881
Come on, Calvin.
312
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,013
You can beat this guy.
313
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,058
This is a classic
underdog story.
314
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,626
Y-You're like David
fighting Goliath.
315
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,367
I mean, if... if Goliath
316
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,543
stole David's best shepherd
at the last minute.
317
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,633
And, well, if David
was actually named Calvin,
318
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:15,028
who, coincidentally,
had a best friend named Dave.
319
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,552
Am I crazy, or is Calvin
starting to move faster?
320
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,902
GEMMA:
I know. It's like
the more Dave bothers him,
321
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,251
the faster he works.
322
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,471
Wait, I think I know
what's happening.
323
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,213
After all of these years
of listening to Dave yapping,
324
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,041
Calvin's learned how
to tune him out.
325
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,260
[Gemma gasps]TINA: It's helping him focus.
326
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:33,350
What are you talking about?
I am not bothering him.
327
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,831
This is the face he makes
when he is listening intently
328
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,180
to everything I say.
329
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,139
CALVIN:
No, Dave,
330
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,924
I think Tina's right.
It is helping.
331
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,534
I can't believe
I'm about to say this,
332
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,668
but, uh, give me all
the annoying Dave you got.
333
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,760
Well, that's all I needed
to hear.
334
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,937
So, in the fourth grade,
I sat behind Mary Wheeler,
335
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,504
who was so tall
I couldn't see the board.
336
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,159
But when they moved me
to the front,
337
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,944
I still couldn't see,
and that's when we all realized
338
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,816
[laughs]:
that I was blind as a bat.
339
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,557
Luckily, later on...
340
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:10,518
So most people think that the
grocery store Smart and Final
341
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,998
is named that because
it's an excellent place
342
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,521
for one-stop shopping.
343
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,611
But the truth is, it's
named after its founders,
344
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,005
Jim Smart and H.D....
345
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,963
Final.
346
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,096
[laughs]
347
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,575
How cool is that?!
348
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,842
So I roll down my window
and I hand the cop my license.
349
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:34,237
But I-I hear a voice
that I recognize,
350
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,630
and I look up, way up,
351
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,806
and, you guessed it,
right there,
352
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,590
it's Mary Wheeler.
353
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,985
Tallest cop you've ever seen.
354
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,856
She said she didn't
recognize me,
355
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,771
but I don't totally
believe her.
356
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,340
Whoo!
357
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,429
Ah! Ow!
358
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,649
[groaning, whimpering]
359
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,129
[Marty exhales]
360
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,608
[both whooping]
361
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,827
I didn't think
I was gonna make it.
362
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,307
But thank God
you kept the pressure on
363
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,569
with all that screaming
at me.
364
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,965
Yeah, I'm glad it worked,
'cause I'll probably be
365
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,141
screaming at you through
the cool-down, too.
366
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,014
Oh, hey, man, thanks again
for doing this.
367
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,103
I never would have got started
if you hadn't pushed me.
368
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,235
Yeah.
Bring it in.
369
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,367
No. No. No, don't. You...
370
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:21,067
[yelling]
371
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,331
Yeah, man, great run!
372
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,723
Aah!
373
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,074
[Malcolm chuckling]
374
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,685
Oh, Marty, I'm not
celebrating our run.
375
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,382
I'm in excruciating pain.
376
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,732
What?Ow!
377
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,520
I threw my back out yesterday
when we were exercising,
378
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,435
and I've been trying
to hide it ever since.
379
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,697
Whoa.[groans]
380
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,829
Why didn't you say anything?
381
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,179
Because it's embarrassing, man.
382
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,051
I was bragging about
being an elite athlete,
383
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,879
and saying you were
out of shape,
384
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,663
and then I get hurt stretching.
385
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,057
That's like a guy
calling himself a ladies' man
386
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,060
and, you know, taking his mama
to the school dance.
387
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,585
Hey, man, I didn't take her.
She was a chaperone.
388
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,068
You know what I mean.
389
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,070
Of course I do.
But you don't need to be
390
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,768
embarrassed in front of me, man,
I'm your brother.Yeah, but still...
391
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,248
No "but still," Malcolm.
392
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:15,077
If you can't be real with me,
who can you be real with?
393
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,037
Aw, you're right.
394
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,040
You're right, little bro,
I was just being dumb.
395
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,564
You know what, thank you for
being so cool about this, man.
396
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,174
Yeah, no problem, man.
397
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,394
Let's get you inside
so you can ice your back.Yeah.
398
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,439
[both grunting]
399
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,875
All right.
400
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,703
And for the record,
it was a Sadie Hawkins dance.
401
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,532
So technically,
Mama invited me.Oh...
402
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,059
Come on, Dave,
they're neck and neck.
403
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,364
GEMMA:
Yeah, baby.
404
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,192
Come on, you gotta
Dave it up a notch.Yeah.
405
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,541
I can't. I'm exhausted.
406
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,630
I've told every story
that Calvin's ignored
407
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,024
or walked away from
in the last three years.
408
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,550
For the past 15 minutes,
I even annoyed myself.
409
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,988
What's the matter
over there, Calvin?
410
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,121
Huh? You look like you're
running out of steam.
411
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,383
Oh, which reminds me,
412
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,820
sometimes I like
foam milk on my latte.
413
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,435
Come on, Dave, you gotta
come up with something, man.
414
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,914
A-Anything. What...
415
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,091
what about the first time
you cried at a concert?
416
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,702
W-- I already told you.
417
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,444
Sugar Ray.
Haven't you been listening?
418
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,535
Come on, baby, hurry up.
They're almost done.
419
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,580
I'm trying, babe, but...
420
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,235
I just don't think I can do it
without Dave.
421
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,411
Come on, Calvin,
that's not true.
422
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,805
Look, the reality is,
423
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,546
is you never needed me
in the first place.
424
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,810
'Cause you can do this
on your own.
425
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,638
You always could.
426
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,945
Look, you're like Dorothy
from The Wizard of Oz.
427
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,600
She thought that she needed
the Wizard's help to get home,
428
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,124
but all she ever had to do
429
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,996
was click her ruby red slippers
together and believe.
430
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,956
Oh, my God,
he's speeding up again.
431
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,480
That's it, Dave.
432
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,308
That's exactly the kind of
dumbass jabbering he needs.
433
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,483
Go, go, go, go, go.
434
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,354
What do you mean, jabbering?
435
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,487
I was just trying
to get Calvin to do...
436
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,794
[engine starts]...exactly that!
437
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,233
Boom! You hear that?
438
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,496
That's the sound of me...
439
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,019
kicking your ass!
440
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,803
You did it, baby. Mwah!
441
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,718
You did it.
We knew you could.
442
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,503
Yeah, you just dropped a house
443
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,940
on the Wicked Victor
of the West.
444
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,726
Well, Calvin, congratulations.
445
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,338
I must admit you are
a hell of a good mechanic.
446
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,817
And you are
very patient, too.
447
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,080
I would have thrown a wrench
at that guy an hour ago.
448
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,215
So, Victor,
are you gonna make good
449
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,825
on that ten grand
to the food pantry?
450
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,828
I am a man of my word.
But this isn't over.
451
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:41,049
I'll be back for you,
and your little dog, too.
452
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,053
He's not a little dog.
He's my friend!
453
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:48,796
In fact, he's the Jim Smart
to my H.D. Final!
454
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,801
Hold on. I-I thought
you weren't listening.
455
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,369
Oh, most of it I can block out,
but actually,
456
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,371
that one was pretty interesting.
457
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,071
[sniffles] This is Sugar Ray
all over again.
458
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:03,419
Oh, honey...
459
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,775
This is so exciting.
460
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,995
I can't believe we're
gonna be on the news.
461
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,475
You guys deserve it.
462
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,216
You raised a lot of money
for charity and showed that
463
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,739
sometimes the
underdog can win.
464
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,958
Exactly. You know,
it reminds me of
465
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,699
that end-of-summer-camp
talent show
466
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,658
when me and my ukulele
squared off against...
467
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,964
Okay, Dave,
we've already won.
468
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,228
You can stop being annoying now.
469
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,665
Ooh, there it is!
470
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,319
We're on. Turn it up.All right.
471
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,624
REPORTER:
And, in a local story,
472
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,626
two Pasadena auto shops
473
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,889
decided to go head-to-head
for a good cause.
474
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,630
All right, here it comes,
here it comes.
475
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,241
Regional chain Motor Boys
learned not to mess
476
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,374
with the little guy when
neighborhood auto shop Calvin...
477
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,637
[news program music plays]Oh...
478
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,899
Oh, we are gonna cut away
right now
479
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,250
for some breaking news.What?!
480
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,862
We are going live
to a warehouse fire,
481
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,256
where firefighters have
just rescued
482
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,606
a litter of adorable kittens.
483
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,871
Kittens!
See, there's an idea.
484
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,089
Why didn't anybody
think of that?
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