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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:15,754 Here you go, boss. Three more orders. 2 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:20,020 Wow! That is ten oil changes today! 3 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:23,501 I told you my idea for a $20 special would work. 4 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,112 Uh, that was my idea. 5 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,985 Norm, that doesn't make any sense. 6 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:33,729 If it was your idea, why would I be taking credit for it? 7 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:37,167 Hey, buddy. How you doing, pal? 8 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:39,517 Your guy said I should talk to you 9 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:40,953 about your oil change special. 10 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:42,825 Pretty amazing deal, huh?Yeah. 11 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:45,654 I don't like to brag, but that was my idea. 12 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:49,614 And absolutely no one else's. 13 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,138 Wow. It's pretty smart. 14 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:54,097 No wonder you're employee of the month for a year straight. 15 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,533 Well, I don't like 16 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:58,101 to brag about that, either, but actually, it was, 17 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,972 uh, 14 months. 18 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:02,149 All I know is this is a much better deal 19 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:03,628 than over at Motor Boys. 20 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,456 They got to be shaking in their coveralls. 21 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,979 Yeah. 22 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:09,199 You know, their sleazebag owner Victor Alvarez-- 23 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:11,462 he's been trying to put me out of business for years. 24 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,116 Hmm.But it's ideas like this 25 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,292 that keep me one step ahead of him. 26 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:18,078 Yeah, whoever thought of that should probably get a raise. 27 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:23,648 So, have you ever met this, uh, Alvarez jerk? 28 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:28,000 No, no, but I would love to see the look on his slimy face 29 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:31,569 when he realizes I outsmarted him again. 30 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:32,788 Well, if you want to do that, 31 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,006 all you have to do is look outside. 32 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,270 What do you mean?I mean this. 33 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:43,668 You're Victor Alvarez? 34 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,192 That's me. 35 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,543 And it's nice to finally meet you face-to-face 36 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,936 to face. 37 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:54,766 Oh, yeah? Well, it's nice to meet you face-to-face 38 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:57,378 to face, to face, to face, to face! 39 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,381 Well, this has been fun, but I have to go. 40 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:03,732 I will be seeing you later, and you will be seeing me all day. 41 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,343 Ha, ha! [sings in Spanish] 42 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:09,738 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 43 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,131 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 44 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,833 I can't believe 45 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:21,053 Victor put a giant Motor Boys ad up over your shop. 46 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:23,186 Yeah, and just because they're a big chain, 47 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,927 they think they can push us around. 48 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,494 That guy has some nerve. 49 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,278 And some hair. 50 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,019 The last time I saw a mane like that, 51 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:32,717 it was on Animal Planet eating a hyena. 52 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,199 What we need is to figure out how to remind everybody 53 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:39,420 that Calvin's Pit Stop is a fixture in the community. 54 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,986 Oh.Exactly. 55 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,640 Whatever it is should tie 56 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,033 into the neighborhood, like some kind 57 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,904 of a local charity promotion. 58 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:48,168 Yeah, that is a great idea. You know what? 59 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,821 We can team up with a nearby 60 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:54,565 animal shelter and give every customer a free rescue kitten. 61 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:58,743 That's ridiculous. What if they don't want a kitten? 62 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:03,183 Well, then maybe they're not the kind of customer you want. 63 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,011 Okay. How about 64 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:08,449 we have a food drive at the local food pantry, 65 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:11,974 and everyone who donates a bag of food gets a free oil change? 66 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,715 Mm.Or even better. 67 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,934 Oh. We team up with a local food pantry, 68 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:18,198 give away free oil changes to everyone 69 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:20,112 that comes in with a bag of food. 70 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:22,332 Boom! Boom! 71 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:26,075 Yes.Calvin, that's exactly what I just said. 72 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:29,774 Okay, Tina. I guess some people need all the credit. 73 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:32,603 Uh...You know what? 74 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,779 One of the moms at my school is a local TV reporter. 75 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:36,216 I'll ask her to cover it. 76 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,348 Great! You know what? We'll get some press, 77 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,742 create a little new business, 78 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,745 and rip Victor's beating heart out of his chest, 79 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:47,879 and I'll just squeeze it and throw it on the floor. 80 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,533 And feed the hungry, right? 81 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:52,406 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we'll do that, too. 82 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,414 [humming] 83 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,024 Oh, hey, Malcolm. What you doing? 84 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,766 I am going through the pantry to get some donations together 85 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,420 for Mom and Pop's food drive. 86 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,639 Oh, cool. Uh, just don't touch anything on my snack shelf. 87 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:11,207 I like to reward myself after a hard day's work. 88 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,861 And before one, too. 89 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:16,212 You know, I don't even know how you eat that junk. 90 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,561 Everything here is filled 91 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,781 with processed sugars and empty calories. 92 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,740 Actually, that's the healthy food. My snack shelf 93 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:25,003 is over there. 94 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,527 You know, I'm serious, Marty. 95 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,138 You need to stop eating like this and start working out. 96 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,270 Hey, man, I work out. 97 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:32,054 Marty, the only crunches you do 98 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:34,099 come out of a box of Fiddle Faddle. 99 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,581 Come on, little bro. You should let me train you. 100 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,366 [scoffs] You? What do you know about training, 101 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:42,020 besides teaching our old dog how to pee on my pillow? 102 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,328 I know everything about training. 103 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,330 I used to be a professional athlete. 104 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,245 Yeah, but that was, like, ten years ago. 105 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,988 So? I'm in better shape now than I was then. 106 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:55,599 And I get even more dates. 107 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:59,124 All right, fine, but if I get in better shape than you, 108 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:00,822 I'm taking revenge for my pillow. 109 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:03,259 My head smelled like a dog park for a month.Oh. 110 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,525 Hey, Tina. We brought over some stuff for the food drive. 111 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,397 Yeah, we cleaned out the whole pantry. 112 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,399 If there's an earthquake, flood or zombie apocalypse, 113 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,226 we're gonna have to eat Grover. 114 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:17,186 Aw, I love Grover. 115 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,362 But you gotta do what you gotta do. 116 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:22,409 Here at Calvin's Pit Stop, 117 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:24,976 we love supporting our community. 118 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,282 And take it from me, 119 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,851 Calvin, of Calvin's Pit Stop, 120 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:33,463 where giving back is our number one priority 121 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:36,379 here at Calvin's Pit Stop. 122 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,468 !¡Hola, mis amigos! 123 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:44,256 Victor, what are you doing here at... Calvin's Pit Stop? 124 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,302 Don't worry, Alvin. I'm just here 125 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,305 because Motor Boys loves charities. 126 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,221 And what bigger charity case is there 127 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,919 than Calvin's Pit Stop? 128 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,621 Well, thank you, Victor. I appreciate the plug. 129 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:03,014 It's obviously something you know a lot about, 130 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:05,539 looking at your hair. 131 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,541 Ha, ha! That is very funny. 132 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:11,806 But believe me, this is all real. 133 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:15,766 Just like this. Felipe! 134 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,465 A $5,000 135 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:20,292 donation to the local 136 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:21,685 food pantry. 137 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,339 What? 138 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,906 Hey, get a close-up on this check. 139 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,734 This story might actually make it on the air. 140 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,431 Mr. Alvarez, 141 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:31,565 can we get a comment from you on this generous donation? 142 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:34,916 Sure. But today is not about me. 143 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:38,006 Today is about the community Motor Boys serves 144 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,225 with the highest quality 145 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:42,489 and the lowest prices in town. 146 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:43,925 Can I do that again? Because I feel like 147 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,187 I got a hair out of place. 148 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:48,408 Felipe, my comb! 149 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,282 Come on, bro. 150 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:54,762 [whooping] 151 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,721 [groaning] 152 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:58,983 Ah! 153 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,812 [groaning] 154 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:02,813 I can't go on. 155 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,946 I gotta stop. I gotta stop. 156 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,775 My lungs are collapsing. 157 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,255 Come on, Marty. 158 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,822 We haven't even run a mile. 159 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:15,260 And don't think I didn't see you try to jump on that bus. 160 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:18,089 Hey, man, I don't get it. 161 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,308 You're barely even sweating. 162 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,179 Oh, I'm not sweating at all. 163 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:24,313 This is yours from when you tried to get me to carry you. 164 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,533 Yeah. 165 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:27,969 Okay, man, let's just-- 166 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,100 let's just do some stretching to cool down. 167 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,101 Oh, man, can't I just 168 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:31,320 lie here in the grass, 169 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:32,887 and you turn the sprinklers on me? 170 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,455 [groaning] 171 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,196 Marty? Huh? 172 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,373 Take it from an elite athlete, stretching after a workout 173 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,027 is the best way to prevent an injury. 174 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:46,291 Now, come on, man, just... just do what I do. 175 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,510 All right, fine. All right. 176 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,512 [grunting] 177 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:54,038 Come on! [exhales] 178 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,257 Now, ah... 179 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,477 You gotta give yourself...[grunts] 180 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,130 a full range... 181 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:00,915 of motion. Uh-huh. 182 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,656 [back cracks][groans]: No! 183 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:05,180 What was that?Ooh, ooh-ooh, that was nothing. 184 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:06,442 That's just a... 185 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,443 That's a noise that athletes make 186 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,401 when we stretch. Why? 187 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,230 Well, we... we also worked out our lungs, 188 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:15,451 so we gotta stretch them, too. 189 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,018 Yeah, that makes sense. 190 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,499 Yeah.All right, all right, let me try. Uh... 191 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,500 Okay. Uh... 192 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,284 [howls]: Ooh...! 193 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,807 Ooh! Ah. 194 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,722 I can't believe I've been doing that wrong my whole life. 195 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:28,203 [whooping] 196 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,379 After all, what's the point of owning the most 197 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,903 successful auto shops in all of Southern California 198 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,166 if you can't write big checks like this? 199 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,691 $5,000 is a lot of money. 200 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:40,128 No, I meant that giant check. Are you kidding me? 201 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:41,999 Those things cost, like, $100 each. 202 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,567 This is terrible. 203 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,222 Victor is totally stealing the spotlight from you. 204 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:49,354 She's right, baby. We gotta do something.Yeah. 205 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,661 You say the word, and I can have 50 kittens here 206 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,141 in a half an hour. 207 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:57,362 No, Dave, I got a better idea. 208 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,582 But if I find out he's allergic to cats, 209 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,018 it's go time. 210 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:05,283 So, Victor, you know, it's great to hear 211 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,547 that we're on the same page about giving back 212 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:08,939 to those in need. 213 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:11,725 Absolutely, Calvin. And your gesture is proof 214 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:14,989 that no shop is too small to make a difference. 215 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:18,775 An incredibly poquito,barely noticeable difference. 216 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:23,563 Well, since you feel that way, I think I have an idea 217 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,783 how we can make an even bigger difference. 218 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,045 How? 219 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,526 I propose a challenge! 220 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,877 We'll both pick our best mechanic, 221 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:37,794 and have a race to see who can build an engine the fastest. 222 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:42,059 The loser donates another $5,000 to the food pantry. 223 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,061 Wow, another $5,000. 224 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,977 That's a lot of money-- for you, not for me. 225 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,851 It doesn't matter how much money it is 226 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:53,636 because... because Calvin is gonna win. 227 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,985 Exactly.Yeah. Which is why 228 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:57,379 we're doubling the bet to $10,000. 229 00:09:57,422 --> 00:10:00,077 You tell 'em, Dave. Wait, whoa. What are you telling 'em? 230 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,907 It's a deal! We will see you tomorrow, Calvin. 231 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:07,389 See you tomorrow, little guy, who needs to condition his hair. 232 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,697 Felipe, we ride! 233 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,524 Give me that, Felipe. 234 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,178 Well, you better bring your giant pen, 235 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,528 'cause you're gonna be writing an even bigger check tomorrow! 236 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,922 'Cause I'm gonna... 237 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,055 No wonder these things are $100. They're really well made. 238 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:32,153 Calvin, I can't believe you challenged him to this contest. 239 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,937 We can't afford $10,000. 240 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,374 I'm not the one that made it 10,000. 241 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,550 That was Mr. Kittens over there. 242 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,772 It doesn't matter, Calvin, 243 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,121 because you're gonna beat this guy. 244 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,732 You're the best mechanic in town. 245 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,908 Yeah, and plus, you've got Norm on your team. 246 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,953 He's almost as good as you. 247 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,042 You know what, she's right. 248 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,522 You are good. 249 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,742 Even though you try to steal my ideas every now and then. 250 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,702 So, Calvin, you ready to get this party started? 251 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,792 Since your engine probably won't. 252 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,839 What do you mean, get started? 253 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,580 Your assistant mechanic's not even here yet. 254 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:12,541 Oh, yes, he is. But yours isn't. 255 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,239 Right, Norm? 256 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,113 Seriously, Norm? 257 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,768 You'd stab me in the back after everything I taught you? 258 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,683 I'm sorry, Calvin, but... 259 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,336 he offered me employee of the month. 260 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,471 You know what, fine, Victor. 261 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,691 You can put up your billboards, 262 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,606 steal my employees and flaunt your giant checks, 263 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,434 but none of your slick tricks are gonna work, 264 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:39,829 because I'm so good, I can beat the two of you by myself. 265 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,571 Yeah, that's right, which is why we're doubling... 266 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,138 Dave, no! 267 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:52,233 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 268 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,934 [whimpers]: Oh... 269 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,763 Hey! Hey! 270 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:04,593 There's the elite athlete.[chuckles]: Here I am. 271 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,377 I'm just reading about these peas, you know. 272 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,206 Oh, they're still good for you. They can stay. 273 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,296 I've got to say, Malcolm, 274 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,776 yesterday was tough. 275 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,952 But I woke up feeling really good about this. 276 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,346 [chuckles] And it's all thanks to you, man. 277 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:22,567 Aah! I-I am so glad you feel that way. 278 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,005 Okay, so what's on the schedule for today, Coach? 279 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,050 A little weight training? Some cardio? 280 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,617 Or find a place that has a ton of stairs. 281 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,227 You know, I'd love to get a little Rockymontage in 282 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,447 for Instagram. 283 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,970 Actually, uh, M-Marty, 284 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,494 maybe we should take today off. 285 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:39,280 Because if you push too hard, you could get hurt, 286 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,761 and then you'll have to walk over to the couch like this. 287 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:45,808 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 288 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,897 Hey, come on, man, I'll be fine. 289 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,507 Besides, I'll never get in shape like you 290 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,682 by skipping workouts. 291 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,642 Uh...Here... put your shoes on. 292 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:57,689 No, no-- Aah! I will see you out there. 293 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,825 Come on, Calvin! You can do it. 294 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,480 Yeah, baby! And if you run out of grease, 295 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,395 there's a head full of it over there! 296 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,312 Looks like Calvin's falling behind. 297 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:14,141 Victor and Norm already have their shiny doohickey 298 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:16,970 on their big, oily thingamabob. 299 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,146 I know you don't know what you're saying, 300 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,279 but it is so sexy when you talk cars. 301 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,674 Calvin, I gotta say I'm impressed 302 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,241 that you're keeping up. 303 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,417 When I shut you down, you can come and work for me. 304 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,594 I take two creams and one sugar. 305 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,204 Not a chance. 306 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,990 But if you need a job, I can always use 307 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,601 one of those inflatable floppy guys out front 308 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,603 doing this. 309 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,870 You're good at that. When I put you out of business, 310 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:50,481 you can open a dance studio, huh? Olé. 311 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,881 Come on, Calvin. 312 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,013 You can beat this guy. 313 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,058 This is a classic underdog story. 314 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,626 Y-You're like David fighting Goliath. 315 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,367 I mean, if... if Goliath 316 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,543 stole David's best shepherd at the last minute. 317 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,633 And, well, if David was actually named Calvin, 318 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:15,028 who, coincidentally, had a best friend named Dave. 319 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,552 Am I crazy, or is Calvin starting to move faster? 320 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,902 GEMMA: I know. It's like the more Dave bothers him, 321 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,251 the faster he works. 322 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,471 Wait, I think I know what's happening. 323 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,213 After all of these years of listening to Dave yapping, 324 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,041 Calvin's learned how to tune him out. 325 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,260 [Gemma gasps]TINA: It's helping him focus. 326 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:33,350 What are you talking about? I am not bothering him. 327 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,831 This is the face he makes when he is listening intently 328 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,180 to everything I say. 329 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,139 CALVIN: No, Dave, 330 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,924 I think Tina's right. It is helping. 331 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,534 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 332 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,668 but, uh, give me all the annoying Dave you got. 333 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,760 Well, that's all I needed to hear. 334 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,937 So, in the fourth grade, I sat behind Mary Wheeler, 335 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,504 who was so tall I couldn't see the board. 336 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,159 But when they moved me to the front, 337 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,944 I still couldn't see, and that's when we all realized 338 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,816 [laughs]: that I was blind as a bat. 339 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,557 Luckily, later on... 340 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:10,518 So most people think that the grocery store Smart and Final 341 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,998 is named that because it's an excellent place 342 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,521 for one-stop shopping. 343 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,611 But the truth is, it's named after its founders, 344 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,005 Jim Smart and H.D.... 345 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,963 Final. 346 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,096 [laughs] 347 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,575 How cool is that?! 348 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,842 So I roll down my window and I hand the cop my license. 349 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:34,237 But I-I hear a voice that I recognize, 350 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,630 and I look up, way up, 351 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,806 and, you guessed it, right there, 352 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,590 it's Mary Wheeler. 353 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,985 Tallest cop you've ever seen. 354 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,856 She said she didn't recognize me, 355 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,771 but I don't totally believe her. 356 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,340 Whoo! 357 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,429 Ah! Ow! 358 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,649 [groaning, whimpering] 359 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,129 [Marty exhales] 360 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,608 [both whooping] 361 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,827 I didn't think I was gonna make it. 362 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,307 But thank God you kept the pressure on 363 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,569 with all that screaming at me. 364 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,965 Yeah, I'm glad it worked, 'cause I'll probably be 365 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,141 screaming at you through the cool-down, too. 366 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,014 Oh, hey, man, thanks again for doing this. 367 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,103 I never would have got started if you hadn't pushed me. 368 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,235 Yeah. Bring it in. 369 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,367 No. No. No, don't. You... 370 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:21,067 [yelling] 371 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,331 Yeah, man, great run! 372 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,723 Aah! 373 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,074 [Malcolm chuckling] 374 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,685 Oh, Marty, I'm not celebrating our run. 375 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,382 I'm in excruciating pain. 376 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,732 What?Ow! 377 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,520 I threw my back out yesterday when we were exercising, 378 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,435 and I've been trying to hide it ever since. 379 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,697 Whoa.[groans] 380 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,829 Why didn't you say anything? 381 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,179 Because it's embarrassing, man. 382 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,051 I was bragging about being an elite athlete, 383 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,879 and saying you were out of shape, 384 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,663 and then I get hurt stretching. 385 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,057 That's like a guy calling himself a ladies' man 386 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,060 and, you know, taking his mama to the school dance. 387 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,585 Hey, man, I didn't take her. She was a chaperone. 388 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,068 You know what I mean. 389 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,070 Of course I do. But you don't need to be 390 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,768 embarrassed in front of me, man, I'm your brother.Yeah, but still... 391 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,248 No "but still," Malcolm. 392 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:15,077 If you can't be real with me, who can you be real with? 393 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,037 Aw, you're right. 394 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,040 You're right, little bro, I was just being dumb. 395 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,564 You know what, thank you for being so cool about this, man. 396 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,174 Yeah, no problem, man. 397 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,394 Let's get you inside so you can ice your back.Yeah. 398 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,439 [both grunting] 399 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,875 All right. 400 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,703 And for the record, it was a Sadie Hawkins dance. 401 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,532 So technically, Mama invited me.Oh... 402 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,059 Come on, Dave, they're neck and neck. 403 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,364 GEMMA: Yeah, baby. 404 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,192 Come on, you gotta Dave it up a notch.Yeah. 405 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,541 I can't. I'm exhausted. 406 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,630 I've told every story that Calvin's ignored 407 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,024 or walked away from in the last three years. 408 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,550 For the past 15 minutes, I even annoyed myself. 409 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,988 What's the matter over there, Calvin? 410 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,121 Huh? You look like you're running out of steam. 411 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,383 Oh, which reminds me, 412 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,820 sometimes I like foam milk on my latte. 413 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,435 Come on, Dave, you gotta come up with something, man. 414 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,914 A-Anything. What... 415 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,091 what about the first time you cried at a concert? 416 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,702 W-- I already told you. 417 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,444 Sugar Ray. Haven't you been listening? 418 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,535 Come on, baby, hurry up. They're almost done. 419 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,580 I'm trying, babe, but... 420 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,235 I just don't think I can do it without Dave. 421 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,411 Come on, Calvin, that's not true. 422 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,805 Look, the reality is, 423 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,546 is you never needed me in the first place. 424 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,810 'Cause you can do this on your own. 425 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,638 You always could. 426 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,945 Look, you're like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. 427 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,600 She thought that she needed the Wizard's help to get home, 428 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,124 but all she ever had to do 429 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,996 was click her ruby red slippers together and believe. 430 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,956 Oh, my God, he's speeding up again. 431 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,480 That's it, Dave. 432 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,308 That's exactly the kind of dumbass jabbering he needs. 433 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,483 Go, go, go, go, go. 434 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,354 What do you mean, jabbering? 435 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,487 I was just trying to get Calvin to do... 436 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,794 [engine starts]...exactly that! 437 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,233 Boom! You hear that? 438 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,496 That's the sound of me... 439 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,019 kicking your ass! 440 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,803 You did it, baby. Mwah! 441 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,718 You did it. We knew you could. 442 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,503 Yeah, you just dropped a house 443 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,940 on the Wicked Victor of the West. 444 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,726 Well, Calvin, congratulations. 445 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,338 I must admit you are a hell of a good mechanic. 446 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,817 And you are very patient, too. 447 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,080 I would have thrown a wrench at that guy an hour ago. 448 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,215 So, Victor, are you gonna make good 449 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,825 on that ten grand to the food pantry? 450 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,828 I am a man of my word. But this isn't over. 451 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:41,049 I'll be back for you, and your little dog, too. 452 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,053 He's not a little dog. He's my friend! 453 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:48,796 In fact, he's the Jim Smart to my H.D. Final! 454 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,801 Hold on. I-I thought you weren't listening. 455 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,369 Oh, most of it I can block out, but actually, 456 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,371 that one was pretty interesting. 457 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,071 [sniffles] This is Sugar Ray all over again. 458 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:03,419 Oh, honey... 459 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,775 This is so exciting. 460 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,995 I can't believe we're gonna be on the news. 461 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,475 You guys deserve it. 462 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,216 You raised a lot of money for charity and showed that 463 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,739 sometimes the underdog can win. 464 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,958 Exactly. You know, it reminds me of 465 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,699 that end-of-summer-camp talent show 466 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,658 when me and my ukulele squared off against... 467 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,964 Okay, Dave, we've already won. 468 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,228 You can stop being annoying now. 469 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,665 Ooh, there it is! 470 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,319 We're on. Turn it up.All right. 471 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,624 REPORTER: And, in a local story, 472 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,626 two Pasadena auto shops 473 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,889 decided to go head-to-head for a good cause. 474 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,630 All right, here it comes, here it comes. 475 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,241 Regional chain Motor Boys learned not to mess 476 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,374 with the little guy when neighborhood auto shop Calvin... 477 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,637 [news program music plays]Oh... 478 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,899 Oh, we are gonna cut away right now 479 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,250 for some breaking news.What?! 480 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,862 We are going live to a warehouse fire, 481 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,256 where firefighters have just rescued 482 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,606 a litter of adorable kittens. 483 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,871 Kittens! See, there's an idea. 484 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,089 Why didn't anybody think of that? 36070

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