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[knocking on door]
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Ooh, that can't be
Lorenzo and Claire.
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They're never early.
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Maybe they smelled your cooking.
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[laughs]No, it's just the freeloaders
that smelled it.
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I'm sorry, I didn't know
freeloaders paid rent.
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Yeah, I still say we
pay too much rent.
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Look at this place.
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All right, now, where's
that pot roast I smell?
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[laughs]:
Yeah.Whoa, not so fast.
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That food is for company.
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Not for people who we love
and care about.
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Get out.
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What? Wh...Oh...
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Don't worry.
Mommy made you boys some extra.
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[both laugh]
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Now get out.
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Oh, I get it.
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Y'all get a kitchen island
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and suddenly
you're too good for us.
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Suddenly?
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We were too good for y'all
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when we got
the George Foreman Grill.
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Bye-bye.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Oh, my G-- I love
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the renovations, you guys.Thank you.
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Yeah, who was your contractor?
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An earthquake.[laughs]
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And just like most contractors,
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she showed up
whenever she felt like it.
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Uh, hey, guys, that was Gemma.
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She's stuck at work,
so it looks like
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you're with just Dave tonight.
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[chuckles]
Solo Dave.
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Dave after dark.
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Maybe we'll just keep
the lights on.
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Hey, so Calvin said
you guys used to live
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in the neighborhood.
Why did you leave?
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'Cause the white people
started moving in.
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[laughter]
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He's joking.
Yeah.
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We moved to D.C. for a few
years for Lorenzo's job.
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Yeah, and when
they moved back, they moved
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to the Westside.
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Leaving us behind.
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I could never leave
you behind, C. Come on.
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Even though my best man tried
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to outshine me
at my own wedding.
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Hey, don't be mad because
I showed up suited and booted.
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You went with the basic black,
I showed up
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with the purple tux with
the Now & Later gators, man.
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[laughter]
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Well, I am so glad
you guys are back.
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So here's to picking up
where we left off.
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Yeah.I love you, babe.
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And I love you, too, baby,
just as much as I did back then.
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Aww.
Mwah.
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Man, this makes me want to marry
Gemma all over again just so you
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could be my best man.
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Remind me not to save the date.
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[laughs]
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Looks like I need a refill.
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Oh, yeah. You know where it is.
Right back there.
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Mm. All right,
so now that he is gone,
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we need to plan
our couples trip.
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And Dave, you and Gemma
should come this time.
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Oh, well, what are we thinking?
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Aloha or buenos días?
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We'll be lucky if it's
"welcome to Orange County."
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[laughs]
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Yeah, Lorenzo never wants
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to go anywhere anymore.
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Neither does Calvin
unless it's on Groupon.
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Tina, you sleeping on Groupon.
Literally.
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Those sheets? $25.
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Plus, 30% off
on teeth whitening.
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Yeah, looks like
I need a refill, also.
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All right.Yeah, me, too.
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I'm single tonight,
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so I'm gonna turn up.
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As soon as I can get away,
it'll just be you, me
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and those beautiful toes
of yours.
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[laughs]
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Bring the whipped cream.
[kissing sounds]
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Hey.
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Hey. Uh...
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How long you guys
been standing there?
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Long enough to know
that you into some freaky stuff.
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Whoa.
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What an incredible time
for me to lose my hearing.
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What is going on, Zo?
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I know you not out here
creeping on Claire.
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Y'all were just all
lovey-dovey on the couch.
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I got a lot of love
in my heart, C.
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Some of it is for Claire
and some of it's for this
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23-year-old, beautiful dental
assistant I met at Costco.
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You know what?
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We always said we'd keep it real
with each other.
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Well, is this little side piece
worth blowing up your marriage?
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I love Claire.
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But what she doesn't know
won't hurt her.
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And you got my back, right?
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Remember The Man Code.
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The Man Code?
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Don't come at me with that.
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Look, I'm not down
with your bull,
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but... I'm not a snitch, either.
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[quietly]:
What about your boy?
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Oh, he over there
telling Claire right now.
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Oh, my God...Look, look, look.
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Look, I'm just messing with you,
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but this a dangerous game
you playing.
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[laughs]:Stop.
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Stop!
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Oh, my gosh, you are so funny!
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I said stop!
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Oh, okay, okay, I'll
talk to you later.
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Hey, hon.
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Hey, who, uh,
who's the comedian?
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Jameson, the school's
soccer coach.
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I've been helping him
with scheduling.
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Oh. He really
had you laughing, huh?
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Yeah, I told him
he should do stand-up.
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Stand-up?
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[chuckles]
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I don't think
you ever said that to me.
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Yeah, well,
there's stand-up funny
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and then there's "sitting around
the house" funny.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, it's Jameson again.
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[giggles]
I'm laughing already.
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Hey, Jameson.
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[laughs]
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Oh, my gosh, please stop!
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[snorts]
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Did she just snort?
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Tonight was fun.
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Yeah, nothing like
old friends, right?
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Eh, there was just something
different about Lorenzo.
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Really?
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He seemed like the same old
loud Lorenzo to me.
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No, I mean,
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every time he went into the
kitchen to freshen up his drink,
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he came back with
an empty glass.
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Maybe the man was thirsty.
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You know, Calvin, I don't mean
to talk about your boy, but...
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I think he may have
a drinking problem.
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Oh. You know, maybe you're
on to something with that.
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Uh, we'll plan his intervention
in the morning. Good night.
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Okay. What's going on, Calvin?
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[scoffs]
Well, the lights.
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Even though I just
turned them off.
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You ain't fooling
nobody, Calvin Butler.
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You know something.
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[chuckles]
Not at 11:59 at night, I don't.
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Okay?
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What's going on with Lorenzo?
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Babe, these are next-day
questions, okay? All right.
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It's midnight, so technically,
it is the next day.
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Spill it!
[shouts]
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[sighs]
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[whispering]:
Okay.
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What I'm about to tell you
got to be kept a secret.
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Okay, but why
are you whispering?
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I don't know.
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[normal volume]:
Lorenzo's having an affair.
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[whispers]:What?
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[whispers]:
Yes.
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Oh, my God, I can't
believe that jackass.
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Claire is gonna be devastated
when she finds out.
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No, she's not.
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Because she's not
gonna find out.
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At least not from us.
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Calvin.
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Tina.
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Look, now, I'm not gonna say
nothing and neither are you.
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Men,
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we live by The Man Code.
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Look, if I know
you know something,
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then I could tell you.
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But if I don't know
that you know,
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then I can't tell you, you know?
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Oh, I know.
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And that nonsense should have
expired when you turned 25.
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The Man Code is stupid.
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Well, if that isn't gender bias,
I don't know what is, Tina.
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Calvin,
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Claire and I go way back,
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just like you and Lorenzo.
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And I will be calling
her in the morning.
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Tina.
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You can't tell Claire
that Lorenzo is cheating on her,
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'cause you'd be breaking
The Marriage Code.
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The Marriage Code?
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Yes. It's sacred.
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Secrets between a husband
and wife have to stay a secret.
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It's in the Bible.
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It's Leviticus 3:6... Mafia,
or something.
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Yeah, but that does not
outweigh Exodus 20:14
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"Do not screw around
on your wife."
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All right, all I'm saying is
that we should stay out
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of other people's relationships.
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Agreed, but I live
by The Sister Code.
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And if Claire asks me directly
if I know what's going on,
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then I have to tell her.
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[phone ringing][groans]
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Oh, my God, it's Claire.
What am I gonna do?
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All right, now,
you can't tell her.
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I been knowing Lorenzo since
I was in junior high school.
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Give me a chance to talk to him,
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let him see if he can
make this right.
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But what if she already knows?
I got to pick up.
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Hello?
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Oh, a-are you okay?
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Oh, your car broke down.
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Ugh, that's great.
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I mean, not-not great. I mean,
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considering the news
it could've been, yeah, yeah.
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O-Oh, yeah, okay.
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Yeah, have it towed to the shop.
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And-and Calvin will be happy
to fix it in the mistress.
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I mean, the morning.
In the morning.
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Okay.
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Bye-bye.
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[laughs]
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look at my baby
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holding up The Marriage Code.
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Come on, now.Oh, yeah, it wasn't easy.
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You lucky you cute.
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I'm cute, huh?
[chuckles]Mm-hmm.
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Am I cute enough for you
to come on over here?
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Good night, Calvin.
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Y-You asleep already?
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Hey, honey.
I'm taking a kickboxing class.
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I'll be back in an hour.
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Okey dokey, hot and smoky. Mwah.Mwah.
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Oh, hey, Gem,
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you forgot your phone.
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[phone chimes]Oh.
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Text from Jameson.
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"Are we still on for 6:00?
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"Make sure to bring
that peach emoji.
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Winky-face emoji,
don't tell my wife."
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"Don't tell my wife"?
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This guy isn't funny at all.
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Maybe I'm missing something.
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Only one way to find out.
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[phone chirping]Nope.
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What, did she change
her password?
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Let me try her face.
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[phone chirping]
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[phone clicks]Oh, no.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
257
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,422
Ooh, don't lock, don't lock.
258
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,424
Ooh, you locked.
259
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,643
Darn it.
260
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,560
Oh, hey, Grover, want to play
Candy Crushon Mom's phone?
261
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,996
Here you go.
What?
262
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,738
I-It's locked.
263
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,653
What did you do?
264
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:42,266
Nothing.
You just handed it to me.
265
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,746
What did youdo?
266
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,058
Hey, baby.Hey, babe.
267
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,668
What are you doing here?
268
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,889
Well, I am taking
you out on a date.
269
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,934
You know, I've been thinking
about Claire and Lorenzo
270
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,936
for the past few days,
and it made me realize
271
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,590
how good we have it.
272
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,810
Yeah, we do have it good,
don't we?Mm-hmm.
273
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,203
Thou shall appreciate
thy hot wife.
274
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,336
That's right.
[laughs]
275
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,600
So what's wrong
with the cheater's car?
276
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,125
A pair of panties
in the tailpipe?
277
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,214
You know, baby, I hate
being put in this position
278
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,564
by a two-timing, no good,
279
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:20,565
low...
280
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,176
...renzo and Claire!
281
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,918
Hey, Calvin.Hey.
282
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:28,878
Well, your car is fixed
and ready to go, you guys.
283
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,098
Oh, Tina, I'm so
happy you're here.
284
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,839
There's something I
wanted to ask you.
285
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,318
W-Why do you need to ask her?
286
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,799
You can ask me anything
that you need.
287
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,540
Because it's a
question for Tina,
288
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,673
'cause I know she'll
be honest with me.
289
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,414
[laughs]
290
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:53,250
Okay, so, this has been
bothering me
291
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,817
since we hung out
the other night.
292
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:58,081
Oh, thank God. You and me both.
293
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:01,302
I knew it.
My pound cake was so dry, huh?
294
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,694
Ugh.
295
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,044
I think it needed more eggs.No, no, no.
296
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:08,178
Actually, Claire,
your pound cake was great.
297
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,876
And so are you.
298
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,574
Lorenzo's lucky to have you.
299
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,228
Thank you, Tina.
300
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,708
So, what was bothering you?
301
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,536
Ooh! Bae, Bae.
302
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,886
Baby.
303
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,889
[laughs]:
Tina and Calvin are so busy.
304
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,760
We should probably
just get out of here, baby.
305
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,545
Okay, but stop rushing me.
I want to talk to our friends.
306
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,417
Okay, but we...
So, Calvin,
307
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,766
CLAIRE:Calvin.
308
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,855
So I heard you guys
had fun at the game.
309
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:33,900
The game?
310
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,076
Yeah, yeah. Stop playing, C.
311
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,208
The Lakers game last night.
312
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,253
The Lakers game.
313
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,341
Ha!
Yeah, yeah.
314
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,821
Yeah, the game was, uh,
315
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,084
uh, it was a crazy game.
316
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,302
You know what I'm saying?
317
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,478
I drank a lot of them
$20 beers, though,
318
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:51,178
so, you know me, you know,
I got the... all night.
319
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,876
I ended up winning some money.
320
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,182
I won a lot of money last night.
321
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,271
And g-guess I got lucky.
That's me.
322
00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:00,056
Lucky, lucky Calvin.
323
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,365
Calvin, can you help me
find Lorenzo's keys
324
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,193
in the office, please?
325
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,239
Looks like my luck just ran out.
326
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,897
[knocking on door]Oh.
327
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,377
[clears throat]
328
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,900
[chuckles]:
Hey.
Hey, guys.
329
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,381
Oh, hey.Hi. I need some help
330
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:23,384
unlocking Gemma's phone, and
quickly, before she gets home.
331
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,865
Uh, Dave, before we break
into your wife's phone,
332
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,476
shouldn't you explain why we
breaking into your wife's phone?
333
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,915
Sure. She has been
spending a lot of time
334
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,395
with the school's soccer coach.
335
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,527
She thinks this
guy is hilarious,
336
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,181
but obviously he's no me.
337
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,923
I mean, I'm the funniest guy
that you two know, right?
338
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,752
Uh...
Um...
[stammers]
339
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,755
Hey, you are the funniest
Dave that we know.
340
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,453
Yeah-- Uh, oh, no. Dave Wilson.
341
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,933
Oh, now, he is funny, right?
342
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,630
He should do stand-up.
343
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,068
Dave Wilson...Dave Wilson is a fool, boy.
344
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,286
Oh, forget about Dave Wilson!
345
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,811
Now, listen,
346
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,032
Gemma left her phone, and I saw
a text from him that said,
347
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,339
"Bring that peach emoji,"
348
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,384
and then, "Don't
tell my wife."
349
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,561
What does the peach emoji
even mean?
350
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,128
BOTH:
Oh...
351
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,695
Uh...
So...
352
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,524
Well, uh, well,
in-in the ever-evolving parlance
353
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,308
of young folks,
it is generally associated
354
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,484
with the gluteus maximus.
355
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,706
"That ass," Dave.
It means "that ass."
356
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:25,925
It means "that ass"?
357
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,665
Yeah.Hey, hey, hey.
358
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,102
There must be some
misunderstanding.
359
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,973
Gemma would never
step out on you, man.
360
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,540
I know that, but if she finds
out that I was snooping,
361
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,324
then she's gonna think
that I don't trust her,
362
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,630
and then she won't trust me.
363
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,500
And then the next thing
you know,
364
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:37,675
she's hiding assets overseas
365
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:38,981
and I'm picking up Grover
on weekends.
366
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,201
Okay, don't worry, Dave.
367
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,943
You got the power of the
U.S. government on your side.
368
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,339
This is high-tech equipment
used to debug the Mars rover,
369
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:52,255
but now I can finally use it
for something important.
370
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,561
All right.
371
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,955
Oh! Oh...
372
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,436
Did it work?
373
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,006
I can't believe you lied
374
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,529
for that cheating Lorenzo.
375
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,705
Look, I didn't have
no choice, Tina.
376
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,099
All right? We've always
had each other's back.
377
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:13,363
What kind of man would I be
if I sold out my oldest friend?
378
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,540
The kind of man
who does the right thing,
379
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,889
even when it's hard.
380
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,589
Yo, everything good in here?
381
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,071
Calvin will fill you in.
382
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,078
[sighs]
383
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,385
So, she knows, doesn't she?
384
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:38,127
Tina's not your problem.
Claire is.
385
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,564
Why didn't you pick up on
the Lakers thing quicker, man?
386
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:43,741
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I not
lie fast enough for you?
387
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,179
It was bad enough
you pulled me into your mess,
388
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,095
but now you messing up my thing.
389
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,836
So, you're gonna
blow up my spot?
390
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,838
You blew up your spot.
391
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,840
Man, you got Claire out here
looking stupid,
392
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,060
and we both know
she doesn't deserve that.
393
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,409
You need to fix this.
394
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,063
Fix what?
395
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,892
Okay, now you testing
my patience.
396
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,026
Okay. Look, Claire. If you...These are not mine.
They're not mine.
397
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,592
They're not mine, Tina.
398
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,246
Claire, if you calm down...What's going on here?
399
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:13,205
Oh, what's going on? I found
some hoochie's flip-flops
400
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,945
under the front seat.
401
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,949
You cheating on me!
402
00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:19,429
What?
403
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:26,958
So you have been taking
other women to get pedicures?
404
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,699
Look, Claire, I was just coming
out here to tell you.
405
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,311
I'm sorry. I know
House of Toes is our place.
406
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,966
Oh!
407
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,707
Do something, Calvin.
408
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,970
What do want me to do?
The lady's holding a tire iron.
409
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:39,971
LORENZO:
Baby, baby, baby!
410
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,104
Babe, please.
[exhales]
411
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,410
We can fix this.
412
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,107
Oh, hell no.
413
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:49,720
And you will never see
these feet again, cheater.
414
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,113
Don't do that.
415
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,549
No-- Baby![metal scraping]
416
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,768
Oh!
417
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:54,856
[shouts]
418
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,124
Uh...
419
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,170
That divorce is
gonna cost you,
420
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,041
but not as much
as this paint job.
421
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,788
Luckily, I just needed
to flip the breaker.
422
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:16,704
Yeah, unfortunately, this is
gonna need a lot more help.
423
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:17,966
[sighs]
424
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,535
I'm never gonna
recover from this.
425
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,538
Time to start looking into
high-powered divorce attorneys.
426
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,148
[knocking on door]Ooh.
427
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,672
[laughs]
H-Hey, Gemma.
428
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,587
Oh! Gemma. Gemma.
429
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,980
Uh, the gem who's a ma.
430
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,156
The ma who is a gem.
431
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,636
Come here, my precious stone.
432
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,246
Oh, okay.
433
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,944
Uh, for some reason,
my tablet said my phone is here.
434
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:40,989
Oh...
435
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,033
And why does it look like
436
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,209
your mom's banana bread?
437
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,173
So, I'm gonna go.
438
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,262
Uh, y-you two enjoy
our lovely home.
439
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,916
And remember,
checkout's at 11:00.
440
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,483
[door closes]
441
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,441
[laughs]
442
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,182
Uh... Gemma.
443
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,751
Y-You are gonna laugh
when you hear this story.
444
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,232
Dave, what's going on?
445
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,277
Okay, look, to be honest,
446
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:12,063
I saw a part of a text
from Jameson,
447
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:14,240
and I know it was wrong,
but it made me a little jealous,
448
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,632
so I tried to read the rest.
449
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,417
And?
450
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,376
Well, and he asked you
451
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:24,206
to bring "that peach emoji,"
which any person hip
452
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,426
to the ever-evolving parlance
of young folks
453
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:30,343
knows means... "that ass."
454
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,478
Dave, he sends me peach emojis
455
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,220
when he's talking about
my homemade peach cobbler.
456
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,962
But he's not supposed to eat it
because him and his wife Susan
457
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,442
are on a diet.
458
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,273
Well, someone
should tell Jameson
459
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,144
what a peach emoji means.
460
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,668
[sighs]
461
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,670
Look, I'm sorry.
462
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,456
All of this is because
Calvin's friend did something
463
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,284
that just sent me into a spiral.
464
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:01,112
Well, I don't know
what that's about,
465
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,027
but you know you can
talk to me about anything.
466
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,768
Yeah, I-I know that,
467
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,684
and I should never have
invaded your privacy.
468
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,252
It's just, you were laughing
so much with that guy.
469
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,168
You even snorted one time.
You never snort with me.
470
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,433
There's nothing sexy
about snorting.
471
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,870
And I want to be sexy
in front of you.
472
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,481
You know you make me
473
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,352
laugh harder than anybody.
474
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,093
You think I could do stand-up?Nope.
475
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,880
But that's only because
I want you all to myself.
476
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,971
And don't worry about Jameson.
477
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,452
I could never do the whole
"Chris Hemsworth-looking
478
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,715
soccer coach" type. Bleh.
479
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,979
"Bleh" is right.
480
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,198
[chuckles]
481
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,460
Chris-Chris Hemsworth?
482
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,332
As in, uh, Thor,
God of the Thunder?
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