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Shit, this is gettin' real, huh?
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It really is.
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What's your dream wedding?
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Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
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- I don't know.
- Okay, I'll go first.
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- I think it'll be in a church, of course.
- Mm.
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And it would be this cute
little church that I grew up in.
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And it's very tiny,
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and sort of, like, surrounded by fields,
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and so it would be intimate
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and just close family and friends.
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And I would wear something
really cute, you know?
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Just festive.
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But not, like, white or bridal
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- because you gotta keep 'em guessing.
- No.
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You gotta keep 'em guessing.
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And I would walk down the aisle
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to the song "Gloria" by Laura Branigan.
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And, of course, in my childhood,
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I dreamed that I would
fly her in to sing it.
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But now, I have you.
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Oh, Joel. You can't touch Branigan.
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- You can touch Branigan.
- No Barbra, no Judy, no Branigan.
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Come on.
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♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they've got
your number, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they've got the alias ♪
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♪ Gloria ♪
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♪ That you've been livin' under ♪
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♪ But you really don't remember ♪
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♪ Was it somethin' that they said ♪
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♪ All the voices in your head ♪
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♪ Calling Gloria ♪
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Shake 'em!
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♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they got your number ♪
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♪ Gloria ♪
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- So, what about you?
- Oh.
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You know, I always pictured
wearing my mom's dress.
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- Just simple, classic.
- Aw.
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Wait, your mom's, like, 5'2".
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Yeah, exactly.
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Me, mom's dress, and my
beaver walking down the aisle
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to meet the man of our dreams.
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Do you have the Swedish Fish?
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- Yes. Do you have the bubbles?
- I do.
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
- Oh, okay.
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We have a celebration.
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A little sparkling cider
in honor of our dear Fred!
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- Hebeda-hebeda.
- Ah, come on now.
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- Really?
- Yes, I mean,
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isn't this what we're
supposed to be doing?
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- Uh, that's for bridesmaids.
- Really?
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Well, close enough.
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I am who I am.
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Bubbles are bubbles, right?
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I like when you kids
actually are a little sweet.
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It's nice.
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Gang, I don't wanna get, you
know, too emo or anything,
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but I really, really appreciate you
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being a part of this, okay?
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Thanks, pals. Oh, I
got goosebumps! Jesus!
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- Fred!
- I didn't want goosebumps!
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It's gonna be, like, fitted, right?
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Of course. I don't mess around.
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Hey, are you coming over after this?
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I gotta make Tricia a birthday cake,
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and you know I don't know
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what the fuck I'm doing in the kitchen.
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Oh, no, I can't.
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You can't?
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Oh, Joel, are you sure?
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This is Tricia's first birthday
since Rick and Shannon left.
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- She's, like, super depressed. I'm making her a funeral cake.
- Hm.
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- Th-That's not gonna help.
- Oh no, no.
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She'll love that shit, you know.
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Unless I mangle it, which I will.
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My mom used to make them for
us when we were little kids.
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- Ah.
- I thought it was kind of a tender gesture.
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Well, I think that's a lovely gesture.
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I wish I could, but I have some errands.
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Some errands?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
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- So, are we doing, like, boundaries now?
- Mm.
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It's cool. NMB NMP... not
my business, not my problem.
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- No...
- Just promise me you'll pick up if I have any problems.
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Oh, totally.
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- Sammy, you're up!
- Oh, okay.
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Yoo-hoo!
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Heather, hi!
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Girl, I love those bangs. Very Franch.
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- French girl look is, like, it right now, right?
- Hello.
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Um, so...
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I am doing a big ol' wedding.
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And, of course, I'll be using
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lots of the classic
Tender Moments stock,
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but I will be needing to rent
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a bunch of things for the place
settings, like the napkin...
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Ooh, see?
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Like this. This blush?
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This is perfect!
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- The bride was saying she want... Hm?
- You know, Tricia.
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I'm sorry. Maybe try online.
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Oh. Okay...
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Okay, Heather, I-I think I know...
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think I know what this is. I understand.
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Are you uncomfortable with
Fred and Susan getting married?
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Because I can tell you that Fred
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is really a wonderful, sweet guy.
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- It's...
- Who's Fred?
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I-I don't have a problem
with anyone named Fred.
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Wha...
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Charity told me everything.
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You trying to get with Coop? I mean...
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My God...
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No! Oh, my God!
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Oh, that's rich. Oh, that's really rich.
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That is rich! That
is rich, that is rich.
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Did Charity... Excuse me.
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Did that skank Charity happen to mention
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how many times she fucked my husband?
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'Cause I can tell you it was
many, many, many, many times.
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I guess she left that
little detail out. Huh.
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Well, I guess rumors aren't the
only thing she's been spreading.
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J... Her legs.
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Get it? Y...
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Room temperature butter,
room temperature butter.
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Take a stick of butter.
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Okay.
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Is this room temperature?
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What are we gonna do?
Alright, we'll put it in here.
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We'll warm her up.
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Half a cup of sugar.
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Yes.
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Oh, keep it sweet.
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This is not fuckin'...
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How do you do fuckin'
room temperature butter?
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You have to be flexible
when you are in the kitchen.
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Just making it work.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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45.
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Yeah, that'll do it.
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Fuck.
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Okay.
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Pick up, pick up.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Hey. Um, I'm just making...
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Wait, why is the phone
so close to your face?
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I-I'm at the library,
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and, uh, I'm trying to
get a book about birds.
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A book, why?
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Well, see, this is why I didn't tell you
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'cause I knew you'd make fun of me.
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Yeah, I woulda made fun of you! I'm...
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Look, I'm just a little
in the weeds right now.
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I'm dealing with the...
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- Oh fuck!
- I gotta go.
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Okay, okay... Wait, no,
hold on a second! Quick.
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- They're telling me to be quiet.
- Wait, wait! No, no!
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Hold on, I just have a quick question.
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Okay, it just says
room temperature butter,
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but I just... I nuked it,
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and now it's bubbly, and is that bad?
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- Oh, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
- But wait, Joel!
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Okay.
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Alright, well.
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Well, fuck it, how bad
can it be? There we go.
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Put that in there.
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Looking nice and creamy.
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Then you're gonna need a
half a cup of vegetable oil.
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Okay.
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That's probably good.
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Sorry. My friend had a
real baking emergency.
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Oh, fun. I love baking.
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I love baking, too. My dream is to have
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a stainless steel double oven.
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Can you imagine?
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Yeah, I do it a lot.
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You know, this house was actually cargo
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on the Hartford
steamboat from Cincinnati.
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- Stop me if you've heard this.
- Huh. No, I haven't.
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They ran aground by a
new town called Boston.
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And I think some alcohol was involved,
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but they ended up being invited to stay,
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and they all got along,
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and they ended up changing
the name of the town
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- to Manhattan.
- Wow.
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- Yeah!
- I didn't know that!
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- Yes!
- What about this old looker?
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That's Isaac Goodnow.
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He was an abolitionist and
co-founded Manhattan, MK State,
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and served on the Kansas
House of Representatives,
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and started the Kansas
Teachers Association.
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Oh, my God.
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Sure, but what's he
done lately, you know?
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You know what?
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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- Lazy.
- Ooh, ooh!
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You wanna hear the weird
backstory behind this comb?
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- I desperately wanna hear it.
- Okay.
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Well, it was carved
out of human bones...
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- Oh, my God.
- ... by a pack of witches.
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- Are you being serious?
- No, I made that up!
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I made that up.
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I don't know anything about that comb.
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- Hey!
- What is that?
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It's your birthday cake.
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I didn't have a better box,
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but happy birth... happy birthday.
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This is gonna be fun.
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So, what were those other
pillow names that you had?
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Those ideas you came up with?
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Will you just write them
down for me, please?
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Oh, the cunt ones?
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- Yep, the cunt ones.
- Would be my great honor.
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You love making me say
that word, don't you?
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Yes, but not as much
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as you're gonna love
making all that money.
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You know Shannon
hasn't called or texted?
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- Oh really?
- Mm-hmm.
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That's weird.
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- Are you texting her right now?
- No.
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Okay.
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Big... cunt... energy...
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Exclamation point.
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Whoa! What's happenin' over here?
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Oh, well, that is a birthday
present I bought for myself,
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but I can't figure out how
not to make the text go on it.
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- It's nice.
- You just...
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Well, it's just probably
synced to your phone.
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- Hm.
- Here, gimme your phone.
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- No.
- Why not?
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- I'm not giving you my phone!
- W-Why?
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Because you'll just take
pictures of your boobs
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- or something!
- Oh, my God, Tricia!
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I did that... once.
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It was more than once, but whatever.
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I got nice tits, sorry.
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It also plays music,
if you're interested.
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- Seriously? Sick.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
I just said "sick."
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Oh. Okay.
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I get what you're doing here.
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- Oh no. Mm-mmm.
- Yeah, it's nice and smooth, Tricia.
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Oh, I like these edges.
If you go all the way down,
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feel all the way around,
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and you take the doors,
and you open 'em up...
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And, oh! Oh, there you go.
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- And then you can just take your hot little...
- So gross.
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Oh, no, no, no.
253
00:10:56,713 --> 00:10:58,599
Oh God, is this...
254
00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:00,720
Is this you trying to make
me believe in love again?
255
00:11:00,731 --> 00:11:03,526
- Is that what that looks like?
- Oh, well, if it is, I'll stop.
256
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:07,978
- Unlike you, I actually do believe in love, so...
- Well, that's gross.
257
00:11:07,989 --> 00:11:10,241
So, did you nuke the butter?
258
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,857
Yes. How'd you know?
259
00:11:11,868 --> 00:11:13,457
Because it looks like a cow patty.
260
00:11:13,468 --> 00:11:14,954
Well, that's what I was going for.
261
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,094
Just a big hot dump for your birthday.
262
00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:20,598
Do you have any candles
so we can celebrate?
263
00:11:20,609 --> 00:11:23,539
- No, let's just put our faces in it.
- Yes!
264
00:11:23,564 --> 00:11:26,913
Just like that, it was
finally signed into law
265
00:11:26,924 --> 00:11:29,260
by President Franklin Pierce.
266
00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:32,080
I could listen to you talk
about the Kansas-Nebraska Act
267
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:34,766
- all day.
- I feel like you just did!
268
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:39,365
I really enjoyed every
second of it. For real.
269
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,619
This cabin is typical
270
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,996
of the first settlers of Riley County.
271
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,783
Usually, the windows were built
272
00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:52,273
with greased paper windows
273
00:11:52,284 --> 00:11:55,537
and holes in the roof for smoke,
274
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,462
so the chimney and fireplace didn't...
275
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:19,846
I don't wanna move
things too fast, but...
276
00:12:19,936 --> 00:12:21,844
would you like to go to the pancake feed
277
00:12:21,855 --> 00:12:23,690
with me on Saturday?
278
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,954
- Yeah. I would.
- Yeah?
279
00:12:27,159 --> 00:12:30,941
But, I might need food
before Saturday, if you want.
280
00:12:30,952 --> 00:12:34,080
Do you wanna go to The Chef?
281
00:12:35,037 --> 00:12:37,080
Yes. Yes.
282
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,830
Um... Yes, totally.
283
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,259
- If you don't want to...
- No, no, no, no.
284
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:41,855
I love The Chef.
285
00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:44,459
I love their house-made strawberry jam.
286
00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:49,751
- Oh...
- Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
287
00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:55,366
The recipe called for
half a cup of sour cream,
288
00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:56,837
but I just put the
whole fuckin' thing in.
289
00:12:56,848 --> 00:12:58,574
Nice and tangy, right?
290
00:12:58,585 --> 00:13:01,296
Mm-hmm. It's also...
291
00:13:03,507 --> 00:13:04,967
It's like it's wet.
292
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:06,733
Well, wet is never bad.
293
00:13:06,816 --> 00:13:08,526
Oh, you should put that on a pillow.
294
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,248
Mm.
295
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,793
You know what? I mean...
296
00:13:14,804 --> 00:13:16,534
I'm just gonna go for it this year.
297
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,005
Just, like, go for it.
298
00:13:18,271 --> 00:13:20,527
Like, if it makes me happy,
299
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,359
just F everybody else, you know?
300
00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,556
- Good.
- Yeah. I mean, like,
301
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:25,960
I can barely keep up with
these orders as it is, you know?
302
00:13:29,881 --> 00:13:31,633
You know, this is a take or leave,
303
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,562
but you could call your new company...
304
00:13:33,573 --> 00:13:35,950
Charity Cases.
305
00:13:36,179 --> 00:13:38,128
- Oh, my God.
- Come on! That's not bad, right?
306
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,503
It's really good.
307
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,600
- It's really good!
- She's thinkin' about it.
308
00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:43,780
I mean, I can't, but maybe I can.
309
00:13:49,243 --> 00:13:50,577
Well...
310
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,083
thank you for...
311
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,089
What, for the shitty cake?
312
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,632
No, I like the cake.
Thank you for the cake
313
00:14:01,643 --> 00:14:04,313
and for just making this whole day...
314
00:14:05,283 --> 00:14:06,910
less shitty.
315
00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:10,708
I've been, like...
316
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,043
really...
317
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,687
just kind of dreading this birthday.
318
00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:17,201
Like, actually kind of really
freaking out about it, you know?
319
00:14:17,212 --> 00:14:19,589
- Yeah. Hm.
- 47.
320
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,836
Yeah, it's a big one.
321
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,384
Well, yeah, but, I mean,
322
00:14:25,555 --> 00:14:28,558
Holly was diagnosed when
she was 47, I mean...
323
00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:34,134
It's just... It's just so unfair, and...
324
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:40,470
I just feel like it's never
gonna be easier, you know?
325
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,719
Holly was 48, Tricia.
326
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,434
When she was diagnosed.
327
00:14:51,671 --> 00:14:54,674
Yeah, you're right. I'm
sorry. I don't know why I said.
328
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,135
No, what... You said 47.
What are you talking about?
329
00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,874
- I know, I just misspoke. It's not a big deal.
- No, you didn't.
330
00:15:00,885 --> 00:15:03,679
I mean, what is it
you're not telling me?
331
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,547
She was 47, Sam, when she was diagnosed.
332
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,943
- What?
- She was 47.
333
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:16,727
- No, she wasn't.
- Yeah.
334
00:15:16,738 --> 00:15:17,989
She, um...
335
00:15:18,314 --> 00:15:20,692
She didn't want to worry you.
336
00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:23,202
She felt like she had
it all under control.
337
00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:25,740
She wanted to try to beat it naturally.
338
00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:29,105
Well, you can't... You
can't beat cancer naturally.
339
00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:31,580
Who told her... Who told
her that she could do that?
340
00:15:31,591 --> 00:15:34,302
I mean, it was her choice.
341
00:15:34,547 --> 00:15:36,084
Well, why would she tell you and not me?
342
00:15:36,095 --> 00:15:37,838
- I never would've allowed that!
- Because, Sam,
343
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,842
- she didn't think you could handle it.
- Oh my... I could handle it!
344
00:15:40,853 --> 00:15:42,730
Oh, my God.
345
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:47,179
You must have loved
keeping this from me!
346
00:15:47,284 --> 00:15:49,304
- What? No!
- Oh, yes.
347
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,677
Sam, I wanted to tell you.
348
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,815
I couldn't because I promised her.
349
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,829
I thought that she
should tell you, but...
350
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,500
of-of course she wanted
to protect you, Sam,
351
00:15:58,511 --> 00:16:01,737
'cause she was your protector.
She always wanted to protect you.
352
00:16:03,148 --> 00:16:04,400
But...
353
00:16:04,509 --> 00:16:07,887
I mean, please don't forget
that I was her sister, too.
354
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:10,993
I mean, I lost her, too.
355
00:16:11,296 --> 00:16:13,841
And I miss her, too.
356
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,131
But, you know, there's just no point
357
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,686
in us getting upset about it right now.
358
00:16:18,697 --> 00:16:20,365
Oh, it's too late.
359
00:16:22,057 --> 00:16:23,429
- Sam.
- What?
360
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,370
Don't do this. Just stay here.
361
00:16:25,381 --> 00:16:26,803
Please stay here so we can talk it out.
362
00:16:26,814 --> 00:16:28,591
What do you wanna talk about, Tricia?
363
00:16:28,602 --> 00:16:30,812
You lied, she lied, and now I'm upset!
364
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,631
- Okay. Okay.
- What else can I do for you?
365
00:16:32,642 --> 00:16:35,098
Sam, this is what you
do when you get upset.
366
00:16:35,109 --> 00:16:36,651
When you get mad, when you
feel like someone's made
367
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,080
a tiny mistake, you cut them out.
368
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,958
Oh, oh, no, no, no,
this... this is not tiny!
369
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,607
This is what you do!
You cut people out, Sam!
370
00:16:44,618 --> 00:16:47,662
You cannot keep doing that!
There won't be anybody left!
371
00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:52,191
Actually, you know what? Just leave.
372
00:16:52,202 --> 00:16:54,788
- I'm so sick of giving a shit about you!
- Fucking... Fine.
373
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,263
- And you know what?
- What?
374
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:57,600
This is why you're always alone!
375
00:16:57,611 --> 00:17:00,022
Oh! Well, guess what? We're both alone!
376
00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:35,209
- Hi, Sam.
- Hi.
377
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:36,896
I hope you don't mind me coming by.
378
00:17:36,907 --> 00:17:40,619
I wanted to bring you your
tape of your last lesson.
379
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:43,022
- Oh.
- In case you ever wanna practice on your own.
380
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:44,492
Thank you.
381
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,249
Yeah, I'm really sorry that I
382
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:51,303
- ran out like that. I just...
- It's okay. I get it.
383
00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:54,030
You have a big heart,
384
00:17:54,201 --> 00:17:57,663
and when you sing, it-it's right here.
385
00:17:59,656 --> 00:18:01,867
I know how overwhelming that can be.
386
00:18:02,575 --> 00:18:03,796
Isn't it strange?
387
00:18:03,984 --> 00:18:06,789
Something that brings
us so much joy can...
388
00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:09,693
almost be too much to bear.
389
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,244
Yeah.
390
00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:16,649
Well, you have the tape.
If you need anything...
391
00:18:17,977 --> 00:18:19,312
I'm always here.
392
00:18:19,937 --> 00:18:21,105
Thank you.
393
00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:23,715
You're welcome.
394
00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:27,930
Hm.
395
00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:41,167
Keep singing, Sam.
396
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,420
- We need you.
- Okay.
397
00:21:35,621 --> 00:21:38,583
Such a good-lookin' fridge. Damn.
398
00:21:38,594 --> 00:21:41,180
I mean, how the fuck
are you supposed to...
399
00:21:43,766 --> 00:21:45,518
♪ Show some emotion... ♪
400
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:48,111
Oh, this is a good song though.
401
00:21:48,156 --> 00:21:51,534
♪ Put expression in your eyes ♪
402
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,420
♪ Light up ♪
403
00:21:54,268 --> 00:21:56,979
♪ If you're feeling happy ♪
404
00:21:59,824 --> 00:22:03,411
♪ But if it's bad then
let those tears roll down ♪
405
00:22:07,038 --> 00:22:09,040
You know what? Fuck it.
406
00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:15,773
♪ Someone choking up inside ♪
407
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,586
♪ Some poor souls dying ♪
408
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:20,433
Credit where credit
is due, you bitch, you!
409
00:22:20,444 --> 00:22:22,502
Big ol' boy.
410
00:22:22,513 --> 00:22:24,223
♪ They got no place to lie ♪
411
00:22:24,284 --> 00:22:26,412
I'll figure out how to work you.
412
00:22:26,423 --> 00:22:29,009
Don't worry.
413
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,939
You know what? Let's make it official.
414
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:35,103
You're stayin' here with me, boy!
415
00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:37,165
Woo!
416
00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:00,901
_
417
00:23:14,023 --> 00:23:15,847
- Can I get anything started for you?
- Uh...
418
00:23:15,858 --> 00:23:17,973
No, just some coffee.
I'm waiting for Joel.
419
00:23:17,984 --> 00:23:21,238
Oh! I-I've got something for him.
420
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,894
_
421
00:23:27,461 --> 00:23:28,854
_
422
00:23:30,706 --> 00:23:32,155
Joel left this yesterday
423
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,293
when he was here with Mr. Schraeder.
424
00:23:34,370 --> 00:23:36,889
- Mr. Schraeder?
- Yep.
425
00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:40,288
Do you wanna hear the specials?
426
00:23:40,299 --> 00:23:42,051
Nah, I'm good.
427
00:23:42,134 --> 00:23:43,761
- Thanks, Jimmy.
- Yeah.
428
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,475
- Oh hey, is Sam here yet?
- Sam just left.
429
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:16,280
I gave her your windbreaker
and an egg benny to go.
430
00:24:23,676 --> 00:24:24,969
Shit.
431
00:25:07,011 --> 00:25:08,888
Brought you a cinnamon roll.
432
00:25:10,705 --> 00:25:13,583
They were just out of the oven.
433
00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:17,287
I'm good.
434
00:25:26,474 --> 00:25:28,186
There's your windbreaker.
435
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:31,376
Thank you.
436
00:25:36,293 --> 00:25:39,796
Well, I guess the secret's out.
437
00:25:42,382 --> 00:25:46,094
I think I'm seeing someone?
438
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,668
You know who it is?
439
00:25:52,813 --> 00:25:54,940
SLS.
440
00:25:55,878 --> 00:25:57,630
Jesus Christ.
441
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,018
I think you'd like him, actually.
442
00:26:08,742 --> 00:26:10,118
He's really great.
443
00:26:12,185 --> 00:26:15,522
- Maybe we could all go to...
- Just take your windbreaker and go.
444
00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:23,242
- Sam...
- No.
445
00:26:24,073 --> 00:26:25,213
Go.
446
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:35,489
- You can go.
- I'm going. I'm going.
447
00:27:10,521 --> 00:27:15,521
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