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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,033 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,614 [Snoring] 3 00:00:26,325 --> 00:00:27,883 [Television Playing] 4 00:00:33,966 --> 00:00:35,399 Whoa! 5 00:00:35,467 --> 00:00:37,401 Put me down! 6 00:00:54,486 --> 00:00:55,919 [Television] 53 y, uh, Daisy 1 ou, 7 00:00:55,988 --> 00:00:58,115 would you like to hear a tune? 8 00:01:01,927 --> 00:01:04,361 Eh, mus/n... 9 00:01:04,429 --> 00:01:05,862 [Piano Playing] 10 00:01:09,434 --> 00:01:12,870 0h, Black/e! 11 00:01:12,938 --> 00:01:14,929 You ’re wonder/(UH 12 00:01:21,446 --> 00:01:25,041 Sweetheart, I’ll talk to him. 13 00:01:25,117 --> 00:01:28,553 Son, your mother and me would like foryou 14 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:31,316 to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. 15 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:33,824 He’s a bright kid, and, uh... 16 00:01:33,892 --> 00:01:36,383 he’s going to military school, and—— 17 00:01:36,461 --> 00:01:38,759 remember, he was an Eagle Scout. 18 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:40,229 Arnold... 19 00:01:40,299 --> 00:01:41,561 Will you shut up? 20 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:43,601 We’re not going to have a family brawl! 21 00:01:43,669 --> 00:01:45,068 ...and a retard. 22 00:01:45,137 --> 00:01:47,401 We’ve put up with a hell ofa lot. 23 00:01:47,472 --> 00:01:48,905 [Starts Blender] 24 00:01:48,974 --> 00:01:50,407 Can this wait? 25 00:01:50,475 --> 00:01:53,410 Build your goddamn muscles, huh? 26 00:01:53,478 --> 00:01:57,414 You know, you could build your muscles picking strawberries. 27 00:01:57,482 --> 00:01:59,416 You know, bend and scoop... 28 00:01:59,484 --> 00:02:00,849 like the Mexicans. 29 00:02:00,919 --> 00:02:03,854 Shit, maybe I could get you a job 30 00:02:03,922 --> 00:02:05,355 with United Fruit. 31 00:02:05,424 --> 00:02:08,359 I got a buddy with United Fruit. 32 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:09,860 Get you started. 33 00:02:09,928 --> 00:02:11,361 Start with strawberries, 34 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:15,366 you might work your way up to these goddamn bananas! 35 00:02:15,434 --> 00:02:17,368 When, boy? 36 00:02:17,436 --> 00:02:20,872 When...are you going to get your act together? 37 00:02:20,939 --> 00:02:22,600 [Burp] 38 00:02:22,674 --> 00:02:24,403 G ross! 39 00:02:24,476 --> 00:02:27,877 Oh, good God Almighty me. 40 00:02:27,946 --> 00:02:30,005 I think he’s the Antichrist. 41 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:33,381 Anthony, I want to talk to you. 42 00:02:33,452 --> 00:02:34,885 Now, listen! 43 00:02:34,953 --> 00:02:38,116 Don’t walk away from me when I’m talking to you! 44 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:41,125 You get a goddamnjob before sundown, 45 00:02:41,193 --> 00:02:46,392 or we’re shipping you off to military school 46 00:02:46,465 --> 00:02:49,901 with that goddamn Finkelstein shit kid! 47 00:02:49,968 --> 00:02:52,061 Son ofa bitch! 48 00:03:04,316 --> 00:03:07,843 J Up in smoke; 49 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,582 J That’s where my money goes J 50 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:17,553 J|n mylungsJ 51 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:21,190 J Sometimes up my nose J 52 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:23,427 [Yelling InJapanese] 53 00:03:23,502 --> 00:03:27,302 J When troubled times J 54 00:03:27,372 --> 00:03:30,637 J Begin to bother me J 55 00:03:32,944 --> 00:03:36,175 J I take a toke J 56 00:03:36,248 --> 00:03:40,309 JAnd all my cares go up in smoke JJ 57 00:03:46,558 --> 00:03:47,991 Buenos d/as, Pedro. 58 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,891 [Speaking Spanish] 59 00:03:58,403 --> 00:04:02,840 JAll my things in the lowriderJ 60 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:09,472 JThe lowrider is a little higherJ 61 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:36,536 J Lowrider drives a little slowerJ 62 00:04:38,944 --> 00:04:43,643 J Lowrider is a real goerJ 63 00:04:50,889 --> 00:04:51,821 JHeyJ 64 00:05:06,271 --> 00:05:11,140 J Lowrider knows every street, yeah J 65 00:05:13,178 --> 00:05:18,206 J Lowrider is the one to meet, yeah J 66 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:45,566 J Lowrider don’t use no gas, now J 67 00:05:47,612 --> 00:05:52,174 J Lowrider don’t drive too fast J 68 00:06:15,674 --> 00:06:17,005 JTake a little trip J 69 00:06:17,075 --> 00:06:18,843 J Take a little trip... JJ 70 00:06:18,843 --> 00:06:21,334 [Grunting] 71 00:06:34,859 --> 00:06:37,692 JSoﬁneJ 72 00:06:37,762 --> 00:06:40,959 J My baby’s so doggone ﬁne J 73 00:06:41,032 --> 00:06:43,865 J I do it to her nearly all of the time J 74 00:06:43,935 --> 00:06:44,993 JSoﬁneJ 75 00:06:45,069 --> 00:06:50,132 J And I know she loves me so J 76 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:52,369 [Gasping] 77 00:07:17,802 --> 00:07:20,202 J Oooohhhh J 78 00:07:20,271 --> 00:07:24,605 J Could this be magic? J 79 00:07:24,675 --> 00:07:27,769 J Ooohhhhh, yeah J 80 00:07:27,845 --> 00:07:30,245 JMagicJ 81 00:07:30,314 --> 00:07:32,714 JYeah J 82 00:07:32,784 --> 00:07:34,479 J La haaaaaa J 83 00:07:34,552 --> 00:07:38,079 JAh ha JJ 84 00:07:38,156 --> 00:07:40,556 Uh, you girls need a ride? 85 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:41,853 — No! — No! 86 00:07:41,926 --> 00:07:44,224 You su re? ngomgtbetway 87 00:07:44,295 --> 00:07:45,660 No! 88 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,163 Later for you, littlejailbaits. 89 00:07:49,934 --> 00:07:52,494 Oh, what’s that? 90 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:53,696 She’s hitchhiking! 91 00:07:53,771 --> 00:07:54,999 [Screech] 92 00:07:55,072 --> 00:07:56,334 Watch out! Coming over! 93 00:07:56,407 --> 00:07:57,874 Geronimo! 94 00:07:57,942 --> 00:08:00,809 [Horns Honking] 95 00:08:04,882 --> 00:08:06,679 Hey! Double bubble! 96 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:09,686 Come on, baby! I’ll give you a ride! 97 00:08:09,754 --> 00:08:11,984 Yeah, bend over. I’ll drive you home. 98 00:08:14,392 --> 00:08:16,019 Hey, you ain’t a chick! 99 00:08:16,093 --> 00:08:17,458 Yeah, I know. 100 00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:19,996 That’s the only way I can get anybody to stop. 101 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,328 Hey, that’s false advertising, man. 102 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,958 I know, but listen, 103 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:26,560 I slept in a ditch last night, man. 104 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:28,468 I almost froze my balls off. 105 00:08:28,539 --> 00:08:30,769 |didn’t think you had any. 106 00:08:30,842 --> 00:08:35,176 Wow! Hey, I really like your car, man. 107 00:08:35,246 --> 00:08:36,679 Oh, you do? 108 00:08:36,747 --> 00:08:39,341 Wow! Did you do this yourself? 109 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:41,351 Yeah, I customized it myself. 110 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:43,546 Wow! Looks fantastic, man. 111 00:08:43,621 --> 00:08:45,555 Yeah, I guess it does, man. 112 00:08:45,623 --> 00:08:48,558 I’ll give you a ride. Come on, let’s go. 113 00:08:48,626 --> 00:08:50,059 I gotta get my stuff. 114 00:08:50,127 --> 00:08:51,754 Hurry up. I got a lot to do. 115 00:08:51,829 --> 00:08:53,353 Shit. 116 00:08:56,734 --> 00:08:58,167 Okay, let’s go. 117 00:08:58,236 --> 00:08:59,669 Injust a minute, man. 118 00:08:59,737 --> 00:09:03,605 I got a few more things I gotta get, okay? 119 00:09:03,674 --> 00:09:05,107 I’ll be right back. 120 00:09:05,176 --> 00:09:06,803 Hurry up, man. 121 00:09:06,878 --> 00:09:09,312 What are you going to do, 122 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:11,507 move in, man? 123 00:09:15,386 --> 00:09:17,320 [Police Radio] 124 00:09:24,595 --> 00:09:25,823 [Crash] 125 00:09:25,897 --> 00:09:27,831 [Tires Screeching] 126 00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:31,458 |nto ﬁrst gear... 127 00:09:31,535 --> 00:09:34,003 Here we go! Hey, hey! 128 00:09:34,071 --> 00:09:36,130 Second gear! Hey! 129 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:37,139 Third gear! 130 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:40,974 Here we goooo! 131 00:09:41,045 --> 00:09:43,843 Ha ha ha! 132 00:09:43,915 --> 00:09:45,473 Oh! 133 00:09:45,549 --> 00:09:48,746 Hey, man, how far you going, man? 134 00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:50,650 Right here would be ﬁne, man. 135 00:09:50,721 --> 00:09:54,350 You ain’t scared ofa little speed, are you, man? 136 00:09:54,425 --> 00:09:56,359 Oh, you got some speed, man? 137 00:09:56,427 --> 00:09:59,362 Huh? No, I don’t got no speed, man. 138 00:09:59,430 --> 00:10:02,524 You know what I do got, though, man? 139 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,227 I got ajoint, man. 140 00:10:04,302 --> 00:10:05,530 Oh, wow. All right. 141 00:10:05,603 --> 00:10:07,833 Come on, light it up. 142 00:10:07,905 --> 00:10:09,372 Let’s get Chinese eyes, man. 143 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,375 What kind ofjoint is this, man? 144 00:10:12,443 --> 00:10:14,570 It’s a heavy—duty joint, man. 145 00:10:14,645 --> 00:10:16,772 It looks like a toothpick, man. 146 00:10:16,847 --> 00:10:19,281 No, it’s not a toothpick, man. 147 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:21,284 It is a toothpick, man. 148 00:10:21,352 --> 00:10:22,876 No, man, it’sjust... 149 00:10:22,954 --> 00:10:24,615 It is a toothpick. 150 00:10:24,689 --> 00:10:28,125 I must’ve got it in the other pocket, man. 151 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:31,389 Hold on. I got the bullshit right here, man. 152 00:10:33,464 --> 00:10:35,898 Oh, that’s my dick. 153 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:37,400 Yeah, there we go. 154 00:10:37,468 --> 00:10:38,901 There you go, man. 155 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:40,904 Light that sucker up, man. 156 00:10:40,972 --> 00:10:42,906 We’ll go to the moon. 157 00:10:42,974 --> 00:10:46,034 Jeez, I hope your dick’s bigger than this, man. 158 00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:49,079 Hey, man, you want to get out and walk? 159 00:10:49,146 --> 00:10:51,580 Hey, you want to get high, man? 160 00:10:51,649 --> 00:10:54,140 Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man? 161 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,914 I got ajoint here I’ve been saving 162 00:10:56,988 --> 00:10:58,387 for a special occasion. 163 00:10:58,456 --> 00:10:59,889 Fire it up. 164 00:10:59,957 --> 00:11:01,857 I hope the drums don’t mess up 165 00:11:03,427 --> 00:11:04,860 I’m in a band, too, man. 166 00:11:04,929 --> 00:11:06,863 I’m a lead singer, man. 167 00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:08,364 That’s hip, man. 168 00:11:08,432 --> 00:11:11,959 We play everything from Santana to El Chicano, man. 169 00:11:12,036 --> 00:11:15,563 J Hey, I’mjust a love machine J 170 00:11:15,639 --> 00:11:19,006 J And I don’t work for nobody but you J 171 00:11:19,076 --> 00:11:20,976 J I’m just a love machine J 172 00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:23,775 J And I don’t work for nobody but you J 173 00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:25,315 J Woman, my temperature rise J 174 00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:27,476 JAnd then I go for her thighs J 175 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:28,984 J And then I say... JJ 176 00:11:29,053 --> 00:11:31,385 [Singing In Spanish] 177 00:11:37,461 --> 00:11:39,452 [Speaking In Spanish] 178 00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:42,397 Is that a joint, man? 179 00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:47,403 That there looks like a quarter pounder, man. 180 00:11:47,471 --> 00:11:49,564 There’s a plane. 181 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,972 Hey, be careful with that shit, man. 182 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:54,603 What, is it heavy stuff, man? 183 00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:56,873 Will it blow me away? 184 00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:58,414 You better put your seat belt on, man. 185 00:11:58,482 --> 00:11:59,881 I’ll tell you that much. 186 00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:02,817 I been smoking since I was born, man. 187 00:12:02,887 --> 00:12:04,821 I can smoke anything, man. 188 00:12:04,889 --> 00:12:06,857 I smoke that Michoacan, man, 189 00:12:06,924 --> 00:12:08,357 Acapulco Gold, man. 190 00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:10,326 I even smoke that tied stick, you know? 191 00:12:10,394 --> 00:12:11,952 Tied stick? 192 00:12:12,029 --> 00:12:14,827 That stuff that’s tied to a stick. 193 00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:16,332 Oh, Thai stick. 194 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,129 That didn’t even do nothing to me. 195 00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:20,864 I could probably smoke this wholejoint 196 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,667 and still walk away, man. 197 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,571 It wouldn’t be no problem at all, man. 198 00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:28,838 Toke. Toke it out, man. 199 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:30,881 [Mumbling] 200 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:35,908 Kind of grabs you by the boo—boo, don’t it? 201 00:12:35,986 --> 00:12:37,886 Hey, man... 202 00:12:37,955 --> 00:12:39,388 What? 203 00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:41,391 What? 204 00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:43,893 Oh! 205 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:46,987 Hey, what’s in this shit, man? 206 00:12:47,064 --> 00:12:49,897 Mostly Maui—wowie, man. 207 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:51,400 Yeah? 208 00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:54,404 But it’s got some Labrador in it. 209 00:12:55,973 --> 00:12:57,406 It’s dog shit. 210 00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:58,772 What? 211 00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:02,438 Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. 212 00:13:02,513 --> 00:13:03,844 Had it on the table, 213 00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:06,144 and the little motherfucker ate it, man. 214 00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:07,343 Yeah? 215 00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:10,353 I had to follow him around with a little baggie 216 00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:12,355 for three days before I got it back. 217 00:13:12,423 --> 00:13:14,357 Really blew the dog’s mind. 218 00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:18,156 You mean were smoking dog shit, man? 219 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:21,221 Gets you high, don’t it? 220 00:13:21,298 --> 00:13:22,458 [Radio] . ,r‘ hoppin ’ an ’ a-bopp/n ’J 221 00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,023 JAnd a-singin ’ his song; 222 00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:26,763 ,r‘A/l the little birds on jaybird Street ,r‘ 223 00:13:26,837 --> 00:13:29,328 ,r‘ t 0 ve to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet; 224 00:13:29,406 --> 00:13:30,395 ,r‘ Rot/(in ’ robin ,r‘ 225 00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:31,873 ,r‘ Tweet, tweet, tweet; 226 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:33,136 ,r‘ Rock, rock, roe/(in ’ robin ,r‘ 227 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:34,370 ,r‘ Tweet... JJ 228 00:13:34,445 --> 00:13:37,881 I think it’s even better than before, you know? 229 00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:41,884 I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man. 230 00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:44,386 Ah, man. 231 00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:48,892 That’s some heavy shit, man. 232 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,893 Yeah. 233 00:13:58,469 --> 00:14:00,835 Hey, man... 234 00:14:00,905 --> 00:14:03,339 am | driving okay? 235 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,848 I think we’re parked, man. 236 00:14:10,848 --> 00:14:11,837 I think we’re parked, man. 237 00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:14,076 Oh, shit. 238 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,853 Goddamn, what was in that shit, man? 239 00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:21,357 I never had no dope like that in my life. 240 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,859 I smoked a lot of shit before, man, 241 00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,918 but goddamn, man, that’s heavy shit. 242 00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:27,361 You okay? 243 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,365 I can’t breathe. 244 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,923 What’s the matter? 245 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:33,629 I can’t breathe, man. 246 00:14:33,704 --> 00:14:35,365 Well, just... 247 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,872 Well, here. 248 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,875 Here, I got something that will mellow you out, man. 249 00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:41,376 You’rejust freaking out. 250 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,345 I never smoked no shit like that before. 251 00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,347 Take these, man. 252 00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,383 This will mellow you out, man. 253 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,884 What is this, man? 254 00:14:48,952 --> 00:14:50,886 just take them. 255 00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:55,123 Hey, don’t take those, man. 256 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,951 What? 257 00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:00,963 I almost gave you the wrong shit, man. 258 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,794 I already took them, man. 259 00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:05,733 Ho ho ho ho! 260 00:15:05,802 --> 00:15:08,737 What do you mean ho ho ho ho? 261 00:15:08,805 --> 00:15:10,238 Wow, man! 262 00:15:10,307 --> 00:15:11,831 What was that shit, man? 263 00:15:11,909 --> 00:15:14,343 You just ate the most acid 264 00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:17,346 I’ve ever seen anybody eat in my life. 265 00:15:17,414 --> 00:15:19,348 I never had no acid before, man. 266 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:22,351 I hope you’re not busy for about a month. 267 00:15:22,419 --> 00:15:24,512 Shit, I’m going to die, man. 268 00:15:24,588 --> 00:15:26,522 That stuff’s going to make me die, man. 269 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,023 No, that’s good acid, man. 270 00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:29,854 It’s going to make me freak out, man. 271 00:15:29,927 --> 00:15:32,862 I’ve seen those guys that had too many acid. 272 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,160 Their heads look like a pumpkin, man. 273 00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:36,859 Relax, man. 274 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:40,802 Hey, mellow out, man! 275 00:15:40,871 --> 00:15:42,862 Nowjust go, ommmmm... 276 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,373 What? 277 00:15:44,441 --> 00:15:45,874 Do it, man. 278 00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:46,910 Ohhhhh. 279 00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:48,376 Ommmmm. 280 00:15:48,445 --> 00:15:50,037 Ommmmm. 281 00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:51,045 Oh, shit. 282 00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:53,378 Mel lowwwww. 283 00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:54,781 Mel... 284 00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:56,045 Mellow. 285 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:59,384 Mel lowwwww. 286 00:15:59,456 --> 00:16:00,821 Yeah. 287 00:16:00,891 --> 00:16:02,324 You better now, man? 288 00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:03,825 Yeah. 289 00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:05,418 You mellow? 290 00:16:05,495 --> 00:16:06,826 Yeah. 291 00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:09,331 You feel all right, huh? 292 00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:10,923 Yeah. 293 00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:12,332 Aaaaah! 294 00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:15,838 What are you doing, man? 295 00:16:15,906 --> 00:16:17,339 Sometimes that helps, man. 296 00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:19,841 Can we get off this street, man? 297 00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:21,844 We’re parked in a bad spot. 298 00:16:21,912 --> 00:16:23,345 That’s heavy, man. 299 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,347 The cops just went by, man. 300 00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:26,848 They’re right there. 301 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,350 We’re being pulled over, man. 302 00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:29,851 That’s heavy, man. 303 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,353 Aahhhh! 304 00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:32,854 They’re coming, man! 305 00:16:32,923 --> 00:16:34,185 Ha ha ha! 306 00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:35,848 This is cool, man! 307 00:16:35,926 --> 00:16:37,860 I never had it before. 308 00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:42,297 |didn’t think it was going to be like this, man. 309 00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:44,857 Ha ha ha! 310 00:16:44,935 --> 00:16:46,368 What’s the problem, son? 311 00:16:46,436 --> 00:16:49,200 Ha ha ha! 312 00:16:49,272 --> 00:16:50,739 Aahhhh! 313 00:16:50,807 --> 00:16:52,274 Roll down your window. 314 00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:54,810 [Knocking On Window] 315 00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:57,779 J Keep on knocking, but you can’t come in JJ 316 00:16:57,848 --> 00:16:59,782 Don’t, man. It’s the cops. 317 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,215 Ha ha ha! 318 00:17:01,284 --> 00:17:03,809 Wait, I gotta roll down the window, man. 319 00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:05,320 Weigh the anchor! 320 00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:07,323 How much does it weigh? 321 00:17:07,391 --> 00:17:08,824 I don’t know. I forgot. 322 00:17:08,892 --> 00:17:10,325 You forgot? 323 00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:13,329 I saw that on a movie once. 324 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:15,831 Can I see your license, sir? 325 00:17:15,899 --> 00:17:17,332 What? 326 00:17:17,401 --> 00:17:18,834 Your license. Where’s your license? 327 00:17:18,902 --> 00:17:21,996 It’s on the bumper. Back there, man. 328 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:24,336 No. I mean your driver’s license. 329 00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:25,841 Oh. Oh, yeah! 330 00:17:25,909 --> 00:17:28,434 Yeah, I got my driver’s license, man. 331 00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:31,072 Hee hee hee! 332 00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:34,345 |just thought of something real funny, man. 333 00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:35,851 Here’s your mama. 334 00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:37,853 Ha ha ha! 335 00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:42,687 Sir, what is your name? 336 00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:44,158 Wh-What? 337 00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:45,592 What’s your name? 338 00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:51,867 Isn’t it on there on the license, man? 339 00:17:51,935 --> 00:17:54,870 Yeah, that’s it. Pedro de Pacas. 340 00:17:54,938 --> 00:17:57,372 just wait here a minute, huh? 341 00:17:57,441 --> 00:17:58,874 Hey, hurry back! 342 00:17:58,942 --> 00:18:00,807 I miss you already, darling. 343 00:18:00,877 --> 00:18:02,936 I gotta get rid ofthis dope, man. 344 00:18:03,013 --> 00:18:04,776 Don’t act the fool. 345 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,315 Oh, okay. 346 00:18:06,383 --> 00:18:07,816 We’re gonna get busted. 347 00:18:07,884 --> 00:18:09,818 Hee hee hee! 348 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:14,823 I’m blind! 349 00:18:14,891 --> 00:18:16,791 Oh, shit! I’m blind! 350 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,327 [Babbling] 351 00:18:18,395 --> 00:18:19,828 Ha ha ha! 352 00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:22,364 Hey, hey... 353 00:18:22,432 --> 00:18:25,367 J I can see clearly now, the rain...JJ 354 00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,835 Hee hee hee! 355 00:18:27,904 --> 00:18:30,839 Hey, how long does this shit last, man? 356 00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:33,341 And what is your name, sir? 357 00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,843 You scared me, man. 358 00:18:34,911 --> 00:18:36,845 I told you my name. 359 00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:38,346 Sir, what’s your name? 360 00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:39,848 [Coughing] 361 00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:43,181 The dude wants to know your name, man. 362 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:45,687 [Vomiting] 363 00:18:45,755 --> 00:18:49,691 Uh, his name is Raaalph, man. 364 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,556 J I was sitting in the coffee shop J 365 00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:53,255 Jjust minding my own affairJ 366 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,524 J When all ofa sudden J 367 00:18:54,598 --> 00:18:57,499 JThis policeman caught me unaware, man J 368 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,091 J He said, "Is your name Pedro?" J 369 00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:00,500 J I says, "Uh, yeah, I guess so" J 370 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,595 J He said, "Then come with me" J 371 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:04,731 J "’Cause you’re the man we’ve been looking for" J 372 00:19:04,808 --> 00:19:07,902 J I said, "Hey, man, I’ve been framed!" J 373 00:19:07,978 --> 00:19:11,675 J "Hey, no, really, man, I was framed!" J 374 00:19:11,748 --> 00:19:15,309 J "Aw, I never do nothin’ wrong, man" J 375 00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,876 J "But every time, | get the blame" J 376 00:19:17,954 --> 00:19:19,546 J "I been framed!" J 377 00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:22,386 JThey put me in the line—up J 378 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:25,292 JAnd let the bright lights shine J 379 00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:26,693 J There was 10 poor dudes like me J 380 00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:28,788 JStanding in that lineJ 381 00:19:28,865 --> 00:19:32,392 J I knew I was a victim of somebody’s evil plan J 382 00:19:32,469 --> 00:19:33,959 J When this scroungy—looking dude J 383 00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:35,937 J Came up and said, "Yeah, that’s him, man" J 384 00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:40,739 J Hey, wait a minute, man, I’ve been framed, man! J 385 00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,779 J Oh, listen to me,judge, I was framed! J 386 00:19:43,847 --> 00:19:46,407 J I never do nothin’ wrong J 387 00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:48,644 J Oh, but every time, | get the blame J 388 00:19:48,718 --> 00:19:52,154 J Hey, I’ve been framed! J 389 00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:55,282 You boys are in a lot oftrouble. 390 00:19:55,358 --> 00:19:58,885 J That dude gave me the ﬁrst, second, and third degree J 391 00:20:00,397 --> 00:20:03,025 J He said, "Where were you on the night ofjuly 29?" J 392 00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:05,294 J I said, "Man, |was home in bed" J 393 00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:06,960 J He said, "judge, that man’s lying" J 394 00:20:07,037 --> 00:20:10,495 J I said, "Wait a minute, man, |was framed, man!" J 395 00:20:10,574 --> 00:20:12,599 J Hey, don’t do this to me, man, reallyJ 396 00:20:12,676 --> 00:20:14,974 J Because I think I’ve been framed, man! J 397 00:20:15,045 --> 00:20:16,808 J I never do nothin’ wrong J 398 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,680 J Aw, but every time, | get the blame J 399 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,014 J Aw, I was framed! JJ 400 00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:25,418 Fucking vodka, man! 401 00:20:25,488 --> 00:20:27,888 [Laughter] 402 00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:34,896 Oh, shit. 403 00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:36,398 Hey, I’m down here. 404 00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:37,899 |didn’t see you. 405 00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:40,402 You can sleep in that bedroom right there, man. 406 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,903 Oh, okay. 407 00:20:41,972 --> 00:20:43,405 Yeah, it’s cool there. 408 00:20:46,476 --> 00:20:47,909 Check you in the morning. 409 00:20:47,978 --> 00:20:49,411 Listen, where’s the bathroom? 410 00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:51,413 It’s right there. See that door? 411 00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:52,914 See you tomorrow. 412 00:20:52,983 --> 00:20:54,416 We got rehearsal. 413 00:20:54,484 --> 00:20:55,917 Okay. 414 00:20:55,986 --> 00:20:58,921 Listen, ifyou hear some noise in the bedroom, 415 00:20:58,989 --> 00:21:01,355 it’sjust me and my old lady. 416 00:21:01,424 --> 00:21:03,858 Next tune you hear will be dueling bedsprings. 417 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,327 Check you in the morning. 418 00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:08,864 [Drums Playing] 419 00:21:08,932 --> 00:21:13,198 [Man] Amigos, presenting y’all’s new uniforms. 420 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,363 All right! 421 00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:16,871 Lookit here! 422 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,373 Check it out! 423 00:21:18,441 --> 00:21:21,205 Hey, man, I can’t wear this stuff, man. 424 00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:22,711 This is terrible, man. 425 00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:24,713 Look, it don’t even ﬁt. 426 00:21:24,781 --> 00:21:27,716 No, baby, you clean as Skeeter’s peter. 427 00:21:27,784 --> 00:21:30,548 You just don’t understand the new style. 428 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,053 It’s too short, man. 429 00:21:32,122 --> 00:21:34,886 We’ll just make a few minor adjustments, homes. 430 00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:36,585 Hold it, man. 431 00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,093 |can’t wear this. 432 00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:39,856 Aw, Curtis, man! 433 00:21:39,929 --> 00:21:41,396 My man! 434 00:21:41,464 --> 00:21:42,897 Look at these uniforms! 435 00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:44,334 Didn’t I put them in the pocket? 436 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,301 Didn’t I put them in the pocket? 437 00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:47,302 These are outta sight! 438 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,895 I hope mine is as bad as this! 439 00:21:49,972 --> 00:21:52,907 You see the new cuts on them? 440 00:21:52,975 --> 00:21:55,535 All we need is rhinestones and pointed shoes! 441 00:21:55,611 --> 00:21:58,239 Hey, these uniforms are lame, man. 442 00:21:58,314 --> 00:22:00,179 What you mean lame, sucker? 443 00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:01,841 Pedro, where’s the white dude 444 00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:03,749 you said was playing drums? 445 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:05,253 That’s him, man. 446 00:22:05,321 --> 00:22:07,516 That’sjames, the bass player, man. 447 00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:08,750 What’s happening? 448 00:22:08,825 --> 00:22:11,623 Seriously, man, these look like waiter uniforms. 449 00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,821 — You don’t like them, man? — No. 450 00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:15,830 I’ll be in the kitchen. 451 00:22:15,898 --> 00:22:17,559 He’s right, man. These are lame. 452 00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:21,034 This is the new cut. Y’all be bad. 453 00:22:21,104 --> 00:22:23,868 |fwe’re going to wear uniforms, man, 454 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,908 let’s everybody wear something different. 455 00:22:25,975 --> 00:22:27,408 Yeah, that’s it. 456 00:22:27,477 --> 00:22:28,671 Everybody wears something different 457 00:22:28,745 --> 00:22:30,269 but the same, you know? 458 00:22:30,346 --> 00:22:33,281 I gotta get out of this stuff. 459 00:22:33,349 --> 00:22:34,873 Hey... 460 00:22:34,951 --> 00:22:36,885 Get us something else, man. 461 00:22:36,953 --> 00:22:38,944 Pedro, this is Curtis, baby. 462 00:22:39,021 --> 00:22:40,420 Yeah, I know Curtis, man. 463 00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,481 I’m on top ofit. Rest easy. 464 00:22:42,558 --> 00:22:43,889 Curtis is on the case. 465 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,520 Hurry up, man. We gotta go score a lid. 466 00:22:46,696 --> 00:22:47,890 [Starts Car] 467 00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:49,898 [Radio] ...and we’d/i/(e to rock- ’n ’- ro// 468 00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:51,399 and play some great music. 469 00:22:51,467 --> 00:22:53,401 /have a song by the Search Boys. 470 00:22:53,469 --> 00:22:55,903 The Search Boys are going to go searching 471 00:22:55,972 --> 00:22:59,408 Don ’t ask me what they’re going to go searching for, 472 00:22:59,475 --> 00:23:01,136 but they’re gonna go searching 473 00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:02,643 So, let’s do it. 474 00:23:02,712 --> 00:23:05,840 ,r‘ / searching; 475 00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:09,373 ,r‘ / searching; 476 00:23:09,452 --> 00:23:15,049 ; / searching every which a- way; 477 00:23:15,124 --> 00:23:19,083 ; / searching, brother; 478 00:23:19,162 --> 00:23:22,359 ; / searching; 479 00:23:22,432 --> 00:23:28,166 ; /’m a-searching eve/y which-a wa y-a y-a y; 480 00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:33,231 ; But id like to go to the mountain; 481 00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:37,678 ; You know / dream these things someday; 482 00:23:37,747 --> 00:23:39,874 ; 0h, hear what / say; 483 00:23:39,949 --> 00:23:42,281 ; / hear what you say; 484 00:23:42,351 --> 00:23:45,684 ; Where the Kona Gold or Maui- wo wie; 485 00:23:45,755 --> 00:23:47,245 ; We said each other and need; 486 00:23:47,323 --> 00:23:48,722 ; We need.. ;; 487 00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:53,091 [Pedro] I can’t believe we can’t ﬁnd no grass nowhere, man. 488 00:23:53,162 --> 00:23:56,097 [Man Stoner] Too many people are smoking it now. 489 00:23:56,165 --> 00:24:00,033 It really makes it tough on the rest of us. 490 00:24:00,102 --> 00:24:01,660 Yeah. 491 00:24:01,737 --> 00:24:03,830 The prices have gone crazy, man. 492 00:24:03,906 --> 00:24:06,374 Some people pay 100 bucks a lid, man. 493 00:24:06,442 --> 00:24:07,841 Wow! 494 00:24:07,910 --> 00:24:09,343 Who lives here, man? 495 00:24:09,412 --> 00:24:10,845 That’s my cousin Strawberry. 496 00:24:10,913 --> 00:24:12,346 He’s probably got some dope. 497 00:24:12,415 --> 00:24:14,349 He’s always got the best smoke. 498 00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:15,850 I hope so, man. 499 00:24:15,918 --> 00:24:17,351 Yeah, well, he’s cool. 500 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:18,853 He’s a little weird. 501 00:24:18,921 --> 00:24:20,855 He went over to Vietnam, man, 502 00:24:20,923 --> 00:24:23,858 and he came back all weirded out, you know. 503 00:24:23,926 --> 00:24:26,861 That Nam grass will do it to you, man. 504 00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:29,864 That stuffwill lay you out, man. 505 00:24:29,932 --> 00:24:31,866 That’s what lost the war. 506 00:24:31,934 --> 00:24:33,868 Whatever you do, don’t say nothing 507 00:24:33,936 --> 00:24:36,370 about his birthmark, because he ﬂips out. 508 00:24:36,439 --> 00:24:38,873 |ain’t going to talk about nobody’s birthmark. 509 00:24:38,941 --> 00:24:40,875 Don’t look at it, either. 510 00:24:40,943 --> 00:24:42,376 Come on. 511 00:24:42,445 --> 00:24:44,379 You sure it’s a birthmark, man? 512 00:24:46,949 --> 00:24:49,383 to your face, too, you know. 513 00:24:49,452 --> 00:24:50,885 [Knock Knock] 514 00:24:50,953 --> 00:24:52,386 Who is it? 515 00:24:52,455 --> 00:24:53,888 It’s me——Pedro, man. 516 00:24:53,956 --> 00:24:55,651 Pedro’s not here. 517 00:24:55,725 --> 00:24:58,785 No, I’m Pedro, man. Open up. 518 00:24:58,861 --> 00:25:00,226 What’s the matter, man? 519 00:25:00,296 --> 00:25:02,230 Somebody’s messing around, man. 520 00:25:02,298 --> 00:25:06,325 Come on. It’s open, man. 521 00:25:08,738 --> 00:25:10,137 Hey, Strawberry! 522 00:25:10,206 --> 00:25:11,673 Strawberry’s not here. 523 00:25:11,741 --> 00:25:13,333 [Whistles] 524 00:25:13,409 --> 00:25:14,842 Hey, it’s a bird. 525 00:25:14,911 --> 00:25:16,845 A bird is answering the door. 526 00:25:16,913 --> 00:25:18,346 Aw, wow! 527 00:25:18,414 --> 00:25:19,847 What a trip. 528 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,349 Hey, fella. 529 00:25:21,417 --> 00:25:22,611 Hey, Strawberry? 530 00:25:22,685 --> 00:25:25,745 Wanna get high? Wanna get high? 531 00:25:25,821 --> 00:25:28,346 Must’ve had a party here, man. 532 00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:29,857 Wanna get high? 533 00:25:29,926 --> 00:25:32,087 Wanna get high? Wanna get high? 534 00:25:32,161 --> 00:25:35,358 Hey, want something to eat, man? 535 00:25:35,431 --> 00:25:36,864 They got some pizza. 536 00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,127 Strawberry? 537 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,861 Strawberry? 538 00:25:39,936 --> 00:25:42,871 [Record Skipping] 539 00:25:42,939 --> 00:25:44,873 Hey, Strawberry? 540 00:25:48,844 --> 00:25:50,277 [Crash] 541 00:25:51,447 --> 00:25:52,880 Oh, Strawberry. 542 00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:55,884 Hey, what’s happening, man? 543 00:25:55,952 --> 00:25:57,886 How you doing? 544 00:25:59,388 --> 00:26:01,322 [Bird] Starbuck! Starbuck! 545 00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:02,322 Ped ro? 546 00:26:02,391 --> 00:26:04,359 Yeah, yeah, right. Pedro, man. 547 00:26:04,427 --> 00:26:06,827 This is my friend... 548 00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:08,329 uh... 549 00:26:08,397 --> 00:26:09,489 Strawberry. 550 00:26:09,565 --> 00:26:11,829 [Man Stoner] Hey, how you doing, man? 551 00:26:11,901 --> 00:26:14,836 I’m doing, friend. 552 00:26:14,904 --> 00:26:16,337 Um, oh, yeah! 553 00:26:16,405 --> 00:26:17,838 Well, we were stopping by 554 00:26:17,907 --> 00:26:21,001 to see ifwe could score some smoke, man. 555 00:26:21,077 --> 00:26:22,977 Nobody’s got none, you know? 556 00:26:23,045 --> 00:26:24,478 So, like, we was wondering 557 00:26:24,547 --> 00:26:26,845 ifwe could score some smoke from you. 558 00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,349 Smoke? You want some smoke? 559 00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:30,851 I’ll get you some smoke, man. 560 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,353 All right. Yeah. 561 00:26:32,421 --> 00:26:34,821 I told you we could score some from him. 562 00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:36,790 What you looking at, man? 563 00:26:36,859 --> 00:26:38,292 Oh, nothing! 564 00:26:38,361 --> 00:26:40,659 |wasn’t looking. I wasjust... 565 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:43,494 |wasn’t looking at his neck, man. 566 00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:45,500 Your friend better stay here. 567 00:26:45,568 --> 00:26:47,866 We’re going to go see some people of mine, 568 00:26:47,937 --> 00:26:50,872 and they don’t like strange dudes. 569 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,373 They don’t fuck around. 570 00:26:52,441 --> 00:26:55,239 — Well, I’ll stay here. — Yeah. 571 00:27:03,886 --> 00:27:07,822 Ah, look at that, man. The great outdoors, huh? 572 00:27:07,890 --> 00:27:10,358 Yeah, great outdoors. 573 00:27:10,426 --> 00:27:11,825 [Whistling] 574 00:27:11,894 --> 00:27:14,124 Ah! El roacho. 575 00:27:39,555 --> 00:27:40,852 [Coughing] 576 00:27:56,272 --> 00:27:57,364 Huh. 577 00:27:58,808 --> 00:28:02,300 God, it sure looks real. 578 00:28:02,378 --> 00:28:04,710 Ooh... 579 00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:06,213 Who are you? 580 00:28:06,282 --> 00:28:07,715 Hey, how you doing? 581 00:28:07,783 --> 00:28:10,274 |spilled—— I made a mess. 582 00:28:10,352 --> 00:28:11,819 |wasjust trying... 583 00:28:11,887 --> 00:28:13,320 Oh, where have you been all my life? 584 00:28:13,389 --> 00:28:16,722 — Wejust come in... — |fyou don’t mind... 585 00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:17,986 It’s not really... 586 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:20,858 [Sniffs] 587 00:28:20,930 --> 00:28:22,830 uh... 588 00:28:33,943 --> 00:28:36,844 Geez, |don’t believe it. 589 00:28:36,912 --> 00:28:40,848 [Making Duck Noises] 590 00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:42,850 Oh! 591 00:28:42,918 --> 00:28:44,351 [Making Elephant Noises] 592 00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:46,854 Ha ha ha! 593 00:28:46,922 --> 00:28:48,355 Oh, is that great? 594 00:28:48,424 --> 00:28:51,291 What a rush, huh? What’s that stuff like? 595 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,292 Good shit. 596 00:29:03,339 --> 00:29:04,806 The freak with the top hat 597 00:29:04,874 --> 00:29:06,307 is leaving with the basketball. 598 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:07,501 Cover the freak. 599 00:29:07,576 --> 00:29:09,009 He’s covered. 600 00:29:09,078 --> 00:29:12,013 Have the rest of the men stand by. 601 00:29:12,081 --> 00:29:13,173 Stand by. 602 00:29:13,249 --> 00:29:16,650 I think we’re onto something really big, Harry. 603 00:29:16,719 --> 00:29:20,655 This could be the bust we’ve been waiting for. 604 00:29:20,723 --> 00:29:22,213 Right, Sarge. 605 00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,555 Zipping up. 606 00:29:24,627 --> 00:29:26,060 [Whistle Blows] 607 00:29:50,551 --> 00:29:53,679 [Strawberry Imagines Explosions] 608 00:29:53,754 --> 00:29:55,051 [Imagines Gunﬁre] 609 00:30:01,595 --> 00:30:03,085 Claymores. 610 00:30:03,164 --> 00:30:04,096 What? 611 00:30:04,165 --> 00:30:05,097 Claymores. 612 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,861 Get me up past that last hutch 613 00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:08,868 and jettison me into the paddies. 614 00:30:08,936 --> 00:30:11,530 What are you talking about paddies? 615 00:30:11,605 --> 00:30:13,004 Ain’t no paddies, just Chicanos, man. 616 00:30:13,073 --> 00:30:15,007 What are you talking about? 617 00:30:15,075 --> 00:30:16,872 Strike that line chatter, grunt. 618 00:30:16,944 --> 00:30:18,775 |fyou’d deploy a little recon, 619 00:30:18,846 --> 00:30:21,781 you’d see that Charlie has us surrounded. 620 00:30:21,849 --> 00:30:23,874 Charlie? Oh, man. It’s a cop. 621 00:30:23,951 --> 00:30:26,385 Strawberry, they’re around your pad, man. 622 00:30:26,453 --> 00:30:27,943 They’re gonna bust your pad! 623 00:30:28,022 --> 00:30:29,148 Hey, Strawberry! 624 00:30:29,223 --> 00:30:31,919 Are you ﬁipped out on one ofyour Vietnam trips? 625 00:30:31,992 --> 00:30:33,550 Hold on to your thing, man. 626 00:30:33,627 --> 00:30:36,027 You take the point. I’ll take the rear. 627 00:30:36,096 --> 00:30:39,088 |fyou need air, call it in! 628 00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:40,599 Where you going? 629 00:30:40,668 --> 00:30:42,465 Hey, Strawberry! 630 00:30:42,536 --> 00:30:44,561 Oh, shit! 631 00:30:45,973 --> 00:30:47,565 Strawberry! 632 00:30:53,781 --> 00:30:55,908 Fuck, man. 633 00:30:55,983 --> 00:30:57,416 Fuck. 634 00:31:03,424 --> 00:31:04,857 Shit. 635 00:31:08,195 --> 00:31:09,628 [Music Playing] 636 00:31:09,697 --> 00:31:10,629 [Telephone Ringing] 637 00:31:10,698 --> 00:31:13,633 l-l-l-l... I better get that. 638 00:31:13,701 --> 00:31:15,191 Hurry up. 639 00:31:16,937 --> 00:31:18,097 Hello? 640 00:31:18,172 --> 00:31:19,366 Hello? 641 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,600 Hello. 642 00:31:20,674 --> 00:31:22,972 Man, don’t answer the phone even ifit’s me calling. 643 00:31:23,043 --> 00:31:24,510 Man, I think it’s bugged. 644 00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:25,510 Ped ro? 645 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:27,547 Yeah, this is Pedro. I mean, no—— 646 00:31:27,615 --> 00:31:29,378 Look, the house is being raided. 647 00:31:29,450 --> 00:31:30,781 Get out of the house. 648 00:31:30,851 --> 00:31:32,785 Hey, Sarge. Listen to this. 649 00:31:37,024 --> 00:31:38,321 Did you get the weed? 650 00:31:38,392 --> 00:31:40,223 Hey, man, opcays. you hear, man? 651 00:31:40,294 --> 00:31:41,625 Get outsky, man. 652 00:31:41,695 --> 00:31:44,562 /gpays. /gpays. Vamoose. 653 00:31:44,632 --> 00:31:46,065 Sounds very Latin. 654 00:31:46,133 --> 00:31:48,226 Could be the Mexican connection. Better get this down. 655 00:31:48,302 --> 00:31:50,031 [Man Stoner] Did you get the dope? 656 00:31:50,104 --> 00:31:53,039 Hurry back, man. There’s somejoints around here. 657 00:31:53,107 --> 00:31:55,541 Hey, there’s coke and everything, man. 658 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:58,237 Pedro, the place is full ofjoints. 659 00:31:58,312 --> 00:31:59,745 Come on back, man. 660 00:31:59,813 --> 00:32:01,804 This could be it, Harry. 661 00:32:01,882 --> 00:32:03,315 [Chambers Pistol Round] 662 00:32:03,384 --> 00:32:04,817 Pass the word along. 663 00:32:04,885 --> 00:32:06,352 Tell the men 664 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:09,150 it’s time to shoot the moon. 665 00:32:10,424 --> 00:32:11,891 Shoot the moon! 666 00:32:11,959 --> 00:32:13,893 No, you idiot! Not out there! 667 00:32:13,961 --> 00:32:16,429 On the microphone! On the microphone. 668 00:32:16,497 --> 00:32:19,022 Shoot the moon. Shoot the moon. 669 00:32:19,099 --> 00:32:22,432 Hello? Can’t hear you, man. just a minute. 670 00:32:24,939 --> 00:32:26,236 Hello. 671 00:32:26,307 --> 00:32:29,708 Hey, Ped ro? We get cut off? 672 00:32:31,245 --> 00:32:33,679 We really did get cut off. 673 00:32:33,747 --> 00:32:35,408 [Rattles Door] 674 00:32:35,482 --> 00:32:36,915 [Clicking Receiver] 675 00:32:36,984 --> 00:32:39,248 Hey. Hey. Hello? 676 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,086 Shit, man. How am I going to get him out of there? 677 00:32:43,157 --> 00:32:45,057 Hey! Hey! 678 00:32:47,995 --> 00:32:50,930 All right! Freeze! This is a bust! 679 00:32:50,998 --> 00:32:53,432 The party’s over, folks. You, out. 680 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,492 You, freak there with the red coat——no, no. 681 00:33:00,774 --> 00:33:04,335 Don’t swallow the dope. We know you’re holding. 682 00:33:04,411 --> 00:33:07,005 just how well do you know that freak with the basketball? 683 00:33:07,081 --> 00:33:08,446 Which basketball? 684 00:33:08,515 --> 00:33:11,541 Sergeant, get a load of these two. 685 00:33:11,618 --> 00:33:13,051 [Sergeant] What’s her problem? 686 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,020 [Woman] Can’t you see she’s sick? 687 00:33:15,089 --> 00:33:16,454 She’s sick, all right. 688 00:33:16,523 --> 00:33:18,423 It’s turning blue. 689 00:33:18,492 --> 00:33:20,426 Yeah? That’s high—grade stuff. 690 00:33:20,494 --> 00:33:21,927 Could be Peruvian ﬁake. 691 00:33:21,996 --> 00:33:23,930 That’s right. Keep laughing, miss. 692 00:33:23,998 --> 00:33:25,431 just keep on laughing, 693 00:33:25,499 --> 00:33:28,229 but this is not a laughing matter. 694 00:33:28,302 --> 00:33:29,735 This is serious! 695 00:33:29,803 --> 00:33:31,703 This stuff destroys your mind! 696 00:33:31,772 --> 00:33:34,969 Can’t you see she’s sick? She’s been through a lot. 697 00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:36,475 She’s all fucked up. 698 00:33:36,543 --> 00:33:38,875 You watch your language, miss. 699 00:33:38,946 --> 00:33:42,780 Harry, remember to get a lab sample of this stuff. 700 00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:45,785 You have the right to remain silent. 701 00:33:45,853 --> 00:33:48,151 |fyou refuse that right, 702 00:33:48,222 --> 00:33:51,157 anything you say may be used against you. 703 00:33:51,225 --> 00:33:52,749 Have you got the book? 704 00:33:52,826 --> 00:33:53,850 No, sir. 705 00:33:53,927 --> 00:33:56,760 Used against you in a... in a court oflaw. 706 00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:58,263 Read the book! 707 00:33:58,332 --> 00:33:59,822 Thank you. 708 00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:00,832 jesus! 709 00:34:00,901 --> 00:34:03,335 You have the right to remain silent. 710 00:34:03,404 --> 00:34:05,838 |fyou give that right up.... 711 00:34:05,906 --> 00:34:08,340 What’s going on here? Hey, who are you? 712 00:34:08,409 --> 00:34:10,343 We’re from the ﬁnance company. 713 00:34:10,411 --> 00:34:13,346 We came to reprocess the furniture, man. 714 00:34:13,414 --> 00:34:14,847 That? 715 00:34:14,915 --> 00:34:19,352 Yeah. We gave them a lot of chances to pay up, 716 00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:21,354 but they didn’t pay UP~ 717 00:34:21,422 --> 00:34:24,357 Boss says it’s got to go, man. 718 00:34:24,425 --> 00:34:26,359 I’mjust doing myjob. 719 00:34:26,427 --> 00:34:28,861 All right! Everybody out! Move everybody out! 720 00:34:28,929 --> 00:34:30,294 That means you, buddy. 721 00:34:30,364 --> 00:34:33,663 What the hell are you doing, Murphy? 722 00:34:33,734 --> 00:34:37,170 All ofyou, come on. Let’s go. Get out. 723 00:34:37,237 --> 00:34:38,363 Everybody. 724 00:34:41,175 --> 00:34:43,871 — It’s locked, man. — Oh, yeah. 725 00:34:45,279 --> 00:34:46,405 Let go. 726 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,038 Let go, man. 727 00:34:49,817 --> 00:34:51,250 What’s going on, man? 728 00:34:51,318 --> 00:34:52,751 It’s a bust. 729 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:56,586 We got to ﬁgure out some way to get you out of here. Shit. 730 00:35:13,373 --> 00:35:16,467 [Bird] All right, freeze. This is a bust. Strawberry. 731 00:35:16,543 --> 00:35:18,636 Ha ha ha ha! 732 00:35:18,712 --> 00:35:19,644 Single ﬁle. 733 00:35:19,713 --> 00:35:21,442 |wasn’t looking at his neck. 734 00:35:21,515 --> 00:35:22,447 |wasn’t looking—— 735 00:35:22,516 --> 00:35:23,505 [Gunshot] 736 00:35:26,086 --> 00:35:27,519 No, man. The town’s dry. 737 00:35:27,588 --> 00:35:29,351 There ain’t no dope nowhere, man. 738 00:35:29,423 --> 00:35:31,357 I got to pee. 739 00:35:31,425 --> 00:35:33,859 Hey, Ped ro. 740 00:35:35,429 --> 00:35:37,363 Hey, Pedro, my man. 741 00:35:37,431 --> 00:35:38,864 What’s happening, Curtis? 742 00:35:38,932 --> 00:35:40,365 What’s going on? 743 00:35:40,434 --> 00:35:41,867 How you doing, man? 744 00:35:41,935 --> 00:35:43,869 Oh, I don’t know. Hey, this your ride? 745 00:35:43,937 --> 00:35:44,869 Yeah. 746 00:35:44,938 --> 00:35:46,030 Wow. 747 00:35:46,106 --> 00:35:47,869 I got it off my cousinjohnny. 748 00:35:47,941 --> 00:35:49,374 This is your—— 749 00:35:49,443 --> 00:35:50,876 I mean, this bad low machine is yours? 750 00:35:50,944 --> 00:35:51,876 Yeah. 751 00:35:51,945 --> 00:35:53,344 Oh, Pedro. You got a taste of soul. 752 00:35:53,413 --> 00:35:54,846 And style, too. 753 00:35:54,915 --> 00:35:56,348 Yeah, I hear you. 754 00:35:56,416 --> 00:35:57,883 You know what you need 755 00:35:57,951 --> 00:36:00,317 to go with this bad ride? 756 00:36:00,387 --> 00:36:01,786 Achick? 757 00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:03,152 No, baby. Check these out. 758 00:36:03,223 --> 00:36:04,155 Knuckles? 759 00:36:04,224 --> 00:36:05,213 Genuine diamonds, baby. 760 00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:07,726 Those ain’t for—real diamonds, man. 761 00:36:07,794 --> 00:36:10,729 What you——Hey, man! Check this out. Step back. 762 00:36:10,797 --> 00:36:13,163 Ain’t for real? Check this. 763 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:14,257 [Scratching] 764 00:36:14,334 --> 00:36:17,792 What are you doing? You scratched my window. 765 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,839 You know, it’s cool. It’s cool. 766 00:36:19,907 --> 00:36:21,340 You know what I do need? 767 00:36:21,408 --> 00:36:22,807 We been looking for some smoke. 768 00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:23,968 You got some? 769 00:36:24,044 --> 00:36:26,842 Hey, man, I got some weed straight from Turkey. 770 00:36:26,914 --> 00:36:28,347 It’s what set them Arabs off. 771 00:36:28,415 --> 00:36:29,848 Arabs from Turkey? 772 00:36:29,917 --> 00:36:31,509 Yeah, man. They was from Turkey. 773 00:36:31,585 --> 00:36:33,678 This stuffwill put a hump in a camel’s back. 774 00:36:33,754 --> 00:36:34,880 No shit? 775 00:36:34,955 --> 00:36:37,856 |wouldn’t shityou, baby. This is some bad weed. 776 00:36:37,925 --> 00:36:39,358 You got it on you? 777 00:36:39,426 --> 00:36:41,360 It’ll boogie—woogie on your brain. 778 00:36:41,428 --> 00:36:42,360 All right. 779 00:36:42,429 --> 00:36:43,862 just ’cause we tight, 780 00:36:43,931 --> 00:36:46,832 I’m going to let you have it for a double dime. 781 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,367 [Fly Buzzing] 782 00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:01,312 [Man Stoner] Man, this shit ain’t shit, man. 783 00:37:01,381 --> 00:37:02,313 [Pedro] What? 784 00:37:02,382 --> 00:37:03,815 We smoked this whole lid, 785 00:37:03,884 --> 00:37:07,342 and I haven’t even got a buzz yet, man. 786 00:37:07,421 --> 00:37:09,321 You mean we ain’t high? 787 00:37:09,389 --> 00:37:12,324 |ain’t high. I’ll tell you that, man. 788 00:37:12,392 --> 00:37:13,825 |don’t feel nothin’, man. 789 00:37:13,894 --> 00:37:16,829 Boys, my man Curtis sure came through for us, 790 00:37:16,897 --> 00:37:18,330 didn’t he, man? 791 00:37:18,398 --> 00:37:19,831 I’m annihilated, you know? 792 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:22,061 Dame una ga//eta. 793 00:37:22,135 --> 00:37:23,067 What? 794 00:37:23,136 --> 00:37:24,569 Get me a cookie. 795 00:37:24,638 --> 00:37:26,162 juan, don’t beg me, man. 796 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,874 Go in the kitchen. 797 00:37:27,874 --> 00:37:30,638 You must get high on lawn clippings,jack, 798 00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:32,143 ’cause this ain’t grass. 799 00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,645 I’m telling you that. 800 00:37:33,713 --> 00:37:35,340 Aw, you guys is tripping, man. 801 00:37:35,415 --> 00:37:36,848 Curtis is our partner, man. 802 00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:38,577 He came through for us. 803 00:37:38,651 --> 00:37:40,346 If he sold you that, I wouldn’t—— 804 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:44,447 Hey. Hey, man, hide. Hide, man. It’s a bust. 805 00:37:47,727 --> 00:37:50,560 Freeze, you chili—chokin’ pepper belly. 806 00:37:52,799 --> 00:37:54,232 Let’s prowl the rooms. 807 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:55,733 I’ll check the rooms on the left. 808 00:37:55,802 --> 00:37:57,793 What you got in here, lady? 809 00:37:57,871 --> 00:37:59,805 Hey, man. Get the seeds. 810 00:37:59,873 --> 00:38:01,238 Who is it, man? 811 00:38:01,307 --> 00:38:03,298 It’s a bust, man. Get the seeds. 812 00:38:03,376 --> 00:38:04,400 Seeds? 813 00:38:04,477 --> 00:38:05,444 Yeah. 814 00:38:05,512 --> 00:38:07,810 Why, man? They can’t bust you for seeds. 815 00:38:07,881 --> 00:38:09,348 Then just hide your face. 816 00:38:09,415 --> 00:38:10,848 We ain’t done nothin’. 817 00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:12,350 It’s a bust, man. 818 00:38:12,418 --> 00:38:14,079 We’re clean. There’s no weed. 819 00:38:14,154 --> 00:38:15,086 Shh... 820 00:38:15,155 --> 00:38:16,588 What’s going on? 821 00:38:16,656 --> 00:38:18,624 Oh, man. It’sjust the m/gra. 822 00:38:18,691 --> 00:38:20,090 Who? 823 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,593 Oh, I forgot. Shit. 824 00:38:21,661 --> 00:38:22,593 Migra? 825 00:38:22,662 --> 00:38:24,596 They’re looking for illegal aliens. 826 00:38:24,664 --> 00:38:26,598 | forgot it’s the wedding. 827 00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:27,598 The wedding? 828 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:28,599 Yeah. 829 00:38:28,668 --> 00:38:30,329 So, who are these guys? 830 00:38:30,403 --> 00:38:32,337 They’re the immigration. You know, the m/gra. 831 00:38:32,405 --> 00:38:33,997 They’re going to deport these dudes. 832 00:38:34,073 --> 00:38:35,233 Deport them? 833 00:38:35,308 --> 00:38:36,707 Yeah. See, my cousin 834 00:38:36,776 --> 00:38:38,835 is getting married down at T], man, 835 00:38:38,912 --> 00:38:41,346 so he calls the immigration on himself. 836 00:38:41,414 --> 00:38:42,346 But why? 837 00:38:42,415 --> 00:38:44,349 So he can get a free ride, man. 838 00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,612 They take the whole wedding party, 839 00:38:46,686 --> 00:38:48,847 plus they even get fed lunch, man. 840 00:38:48,922 --> 00:38:50,355 So were cool? 841 00:38:50,423 --> 00:38:52,857 Yeah. We got nothin’ to worry about, man, 842 00:38:52,926 --> 00:38:54,951 unless you don’t got a green card. 843 00:39:03,369 --> 00:39:04,802 [Honking] 844 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,809 Hello, Uncle Chuey. This is Pedro. 845 00:39:11,878 --> 00:39:15,814 Hey, man, we got deported. We’re in Tijuana right now. 846 00:39:15,882 --> 00:39:17,816 We need a way to get back. 847 00:39:17,884 --> 00:39:21,320 You got anything needs to be picked up here? 848 00:39:21,387 --> 00:39:22,820 Oh, yeah? 849 00:39:22,889 --> 00:39:24,823 Yeah. Yeah. Oh—— Hold on. 850 00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:27,822 No. No. Gracias. 851 00:39:27,894 --> 00:39:29,486 Okay, what’s the address? 852 00:39:29,562 --> 00:39:31,154 l-8-l-l. 853 00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:34,829 [Honking] 854 00:39:34,901 --> 00:39:36,835 Hey, toro. 855 00:39:36,903 --> 00:39:39,838 Hey. Hey, man. We got a ride. 856 00:39:39,906 --> 00:39:41,339 Far out, man. 857 00:39:41,407 --> 00:39:43,341 My Uncle Chuey’s got a van 858 00:39:43,409 --> 00:39:45,343 we gotta smuggle across the border. 859 00:39:45,411 --> 00:39:46,844 What are we smuggling? 860 00:39:46,913 --> 00:39:47,971 Upholstery, man. 861 00:39:48,047 --> 00:39:50,345 He’s got an upholstery shop in Beverly Hills, 862 00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:52,850 but he gets cheaper work done here, man. 863 00:39:52,919 --> 00:39:55,353 [Sergeant Stedenko] The smuggling of marijuana 864 00:39:55,421 --> 00:39:57,855 from Mexico into the United States 865 00:39:57,924 --> 00:39:59,858 has reached a dangerous high. 866 00:39:59,926 --> 00:40:01,917 The methods have become unbelievably devious, 867 00:40:01,995 --> 00:40:03,428 and these seeds 868 00:40:03,496 --> 00:40:05,862 may sow the destruction of the human race. 869 00:40:05,932 --> 00:40:08,867 Gentlemen, I don’t think we need to comment 870 00:40:08,935 --> 00:40:11,369 on the seriousness of the situation. 871 00:40:13,506 --> 00:40:16,304 Harry, will you cool that? Stop that, Harry. 872 00:40:17,944 --> 00:40:20,378 Gentlemen, we are on the threshold 873 00:40:20,446 --> 00:40:23,882 of copping one of the largest shipments of marijuana 874 00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:27,716 ever to cross the Mexican border into the United States. 875 00:40:27,787 --> 00:40:29,220 The question is, 876 00:40:29,289 --> 00:40:33,225 how are they going to transport it across the border? 877 00:40:33,293 --> 00:40:35,227 — By boat. — Carrier pigeon. 878 00:40:35,295 --> 00:40:36,227 Freight. 879 00:40:36,296 --> 00:40:37,228 Piggyback. 880 00:40:37,297 --> 00:40:38,229 Plaster casts. 881 00:40:38,298 --> 00:40:39,788 Long trucks. Long trucks. 882 00:40:39,866 --> 00:40:41,390 Let me show you. 883 00:40:43,736 --> 00:40:45,169 Inside TV sets. 884 00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:48,674 No, Harry. No, no, no. Not inside TV sets. 885 00:40:48,741 --> 00:40:51,676 The TV set itself is the marijuana—— 886 00:40:51,744 --> 00:40:55,180 the tube, the picture, the aerial, the whole works. 887 00:40:55,248 --> 00:40:59,184 How can you make a TV set out of marijuana? 888 00:40:59,252 --> 00:41:03,154 That’s a good question, Harry. I’ll show you. 889 00:41:03,222 --> 00:41:06,157 Now, the weed is separated from seed. 890 00:41:06,225 --> 00:41:09,160 The weed is then transformed into liquid. 891 00:41:09,228 --> 00:41:10,752 The liquid is then acted upon 892 00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:13,765 by a chemical which makes it hard 893 00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,266 like a plastic. 894 00:41:15,335 --> 00:41:18,862 The plastic is then transformed into a spray. 895 00:41:18,938 --> 00:41:21,873 This spray, gentlemen, is called ﬁben/veed, 896 00:41:21,941 --> 00:41:24,637 and its pure marijuana. 897 00:41:24,711 --> 00:41:27,009 Thanks to the efforts of our undercover man 898 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,514 inside the dope factory, 899 00:41:29,582 --> 00:41:31,880 we have some very interesting facts. 900 00:41:31,951 --> 00:41:34,385 That is quite a quantity of marijuana, gentlemen. 901 00:41:34,454 --> 00:41:36,046 It is not a lid or kilo or gram. 902 00:41:36,122 --> 00:41:37,885 How much do you think is here? 903 00:41:37,957 --> 00:41:39,720 Amillion pounds 904 00:41:39,792 --> 00:41:40,724 Harry? 905 00:41:40,793 --> 00:41:42,226 Ashit—load. 906 00:41:42,295 --> 00:41:43,728 Harry! 907 00:41:43,796 --> 00:41:47,596 We do know that the dope factory’s disguised 908 00:41:47,667 --> 00:41:49,100 as an upholstery warehouse. 909 00:41:51,471 --> 00:41:54,406 Hey, this is the street, man. Come on. 910 00:41:54,474 --> 00:41:56,408 How can you eat this stuff? 911 00:41:56,476 --> 00:41:58,410 I love them. Don’t you like these? 912 00:41:58,478 --> 00:42:00,343 I told you not to buy it, Man. God. 913 00:42:00,413 --> 00:42:02,347 What did you do that for, man? 914 00:42:02,415 --> 00:42:03,848 I would have ate it. 915 00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,850 A dog could be in that stuff. 916 00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:07,783 You got the address? 917 00:42:07,854 --> 00:42:09,287 Good dog, man. 918 00:42:09,355 --> 00:42:10,845 Hey! 919 00:42:10,923 --> 00:42:12,857 Son of a... 920 00:42:12,925 --> 00:42:14,620 1—8—1—— 921 00:42:14,694 --> 00:42:17,629 Is that 7 or 1? Ah, it’s 7. Come on. 922 00:42:17,697 --> 00:42:20,723 Let’s go check this place out. 923 00:42:30,943 --> 00:42:33,377 Hey, we’re here to pick up the van, man. 924 00:42:33,446 --> 00:42:34,538 Shh! 925 00:42:34,614 --> 00:42:37,378 [Whispering] We’re here to pick up the van. 926 00:42:37,450 --> 00:42:38,883 Have a seat. 927 00:42:38,951 --> 00:42:41,385 The boss will be right back. 928 00:42:41,454 --> 00:42:43,922 Okay, the boss will be right back, man. 929 00:42:49,495 --> 00:42:50,928 Those burritos, man. 930 00:42:50,997 --> 00:42:52,931 Hey, man, where’s the bathroom? 931 00:42:52,999 --> 00:42:54,432 Straight in the back. 932 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,263 Yeah. Thanks. 933 00:42:57,770 --> 00:43:02,139 Come on, cheeks. Come on. Tighten up. 934 00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:04,142 [Machines Make Farting Sounds] 935 00:43:09,549 --> 00:43:11,540 Come on, cheeks. Stay together. 936 00:43:11,617 --> 00:43:13,881 Let’s stay together. 937 00:43:13,953 --> 00:43:15,853 [Loud Machinery Noise] 938 00:43:22,395 --> 00:43:25,023 Come on, cheeks. Stay together. Oh. 939 00:43:25,098 --> 00:43:26,030 [Sizzle] 940 00:43:26,099 --> 00:43:29,034 Oh, God. I hope that was a fart. 941 00:43:29,102 --> 00:43:31,366 Oh, shit. Ah... 942 00:43:31,437 --> 00:43:32,870 excuse me, sir. 943 00:43:32,939 --> 00:43:34,372 [Machinery Noise] 944 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,372 What? 945 00:43:35,441 --> 00:43:37,375 Where’s the toilet? 946 00:43:37,443 --> 00:43:39,172 Over there. 947 00:43:44,951 --> 00:43:47,385 Hey, excuse me. Where’s the toilet? 948 00:43:47,453 --> 00:43:49,887 Oh, thank you very much. 949 00:43:49,956 --> 00:43:51,389 Oh, shit. 950 00:43:57,063 --> 00:43:59,531 Oh, I’m sorry, man. 951 00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:00,998 [Mufﬁed Voice] 952 00:44:06,405 --> 00:44:10,341 Man, did you eat one of them burritos, too, man? 953 00:44:10,409 --> 00:44:11,842 Supposed to be eating 954 00:44:11,911 --> 00:44:14,345 a little bit ofice cream with it. 955 00:44:14,413 --> 00:44:16,847 Come on, ice cream! 956 00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:20,352 Even though we do not know what we are looking for, 957 00:44:20,419 --> 00:44:24,617 we do know the approximate value of the weed itself. 958 00:44:24,690 --> 00:44:27,659 Gentlemen, I would like to hear your opinions. 959 00:44:27,727 --> 00:44:29,354 Amillion? 960 00:44:29,428 --> 00:44:32,955 The television set alone is worth close to a million. 961 00:44:33,032 --> 00:44:34,397 — A billion dollars. — Now we’re getting somewhere. 962 00:44:34,467 --> 00:44:36,401 I’m freezing at 200 million. 963 00:44:36,469 --> 00:44:39,597 — Sarge, I think its four billion. —You’re all wrong. 964 00:44:39,672 --> 00:44:43,039 Nine billion big ones, boys. 965 00:44:43,109 --> 00:44:45,976 And you know what that means. 966 00:44:46,045 --> 00:44:47,478 The better the bust... 967 00:44:47,547 --> 00:44:50,482 — the bigger the boost. — the bigger the boost. 968 00:44:50,550 --> 00:44:52,074 Excellent. 969 00:44:53,953 --> 00:44:57,389 Well, I guess that about wraps it up. 970 00:44:57,456 --> 00:45:06,398 Any questions? 971 00:45:06,398 --> 00:45:07,831 [Flies Buzzing] 972 00:45:59,451 --> 00:46:03,319 [Pedro] Where’d you learn how to roll them bigjoints, man? 973 00:46:03,389 --> 00:46:05,323 You like that, man? 974 00:46:05,391 --> 00:46:06,824 Whoa. They’re heavy. 975 00:46:06,892 --> 00:46:10,828 | used to be a roadie for the Doobie Brothers. 976 00:46:10,896 --> 00:46:12,830 What a groovy gig. 977 00:46:12,898 --> 00:46:16,334 Yeah. That’s how I learned to play drums. 978 00:46:16,402 --> 00:46:17,334 Oh, yeah? 979 00:46:17,403 --> 00:46:18,836 Beating on the drums. 980 00:46:20,906 --> 00:46:22,840 Hey, I dig Mexico, man. 981 00:46:22,908 --> 00:46:25,342 I’d like to come back here 982 00:46:25,411 --> 00:46:27,345 When we got more time. 983 00:46:27,413 --> 00:46:29,347 Are we at the border already? 984 00:46:29,415 --> 00:46:30,848 Looks that way, man. 985 00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:32,577 Shit. Hey, man, get rid of the stuff. 986 00:46:32,651 --> 00:46:33,845 Oh, yeah. 987 00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:36,353 Better get rid of this shit. 988 00:46:36,422 --> 00:46:37,354 [Inhales Deeply] 989 00:46:37,423 --> 00:46:40,358 Man, put it down. Get rid ofit. 990 00:46:40,426 --> 00:46:42,087 We’re at the border, man. 991 00:46:42,161 --> 00:46:43,992 Shit. 992 00:46:44,063 --> 00:46:45,360 Oh, lookit. 993 00:46:46,532 --> 00:46:47,863 [Pufﬁng] 994 00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:52,698 Hey, get rid ofit! Not that way, man. 995 00:46:52,771 --> 00:46:54,204 Throw it out! 996 00:46:54,273 --> 00:46:55,706 Throw it out. 997 00:46:57,943 --> 00:46:59,035 [Honking] 998 00:47:02,114 --> 00:47:03,809 This is Toyota Kawasaki 999 00:47:03,882 --> 00:47:06,817 here at the Mexican— United States border 1000 00:47:06,885 --> 00:47:10,821 where a huge task force of narcotic and customs agents 1001 00:47:10,889 --> 00:47:12,823 is preparing a surprise welcome fora vehicle 1002 00:47:12,891 --> 00:47:14,984 which they say is constructed 1003 00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:17,290 entirely of high—grade marijuana. 1004 00:47:17,363 --> 00:47:19,729 Don’t make that face, man. 1005 00:47:19,798 --> 00:47:21,231 You make me laugh. 1006 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:24,235 Okay,just let me do all the talking. 1007 00:47:24,303 --> 00:47:25,736 Good afternoon, sisters. 1008 00:47:25,804 --> 00:47:27,795 Good afternoon, ofﬁcer. 1009 00:47:27,873 --> 00:47:30,068 How long have you been in Mexico? 1010 00:47:30,142 --> 00:47:31,575 Okay, just be cool. 1011 00:47:31,643 --> 00:47:34,578 How long have you guys been in Mexico? 1012 00:47:34,646 --> 00:47:37,080 A week—— I mean, a day. 1013 00:47:37,149 --> 00:47:38,582 Which one is it, 1014 00:47:38,650 --> 00:47:40,481 a week or a day? 1015 00:47:40,552 --> 00:47:41,484 A weekday. 1016 00:47:41,553 --> 00:47:43,350 You got any narcotics 1017 00:47:43,422 --> 00:47:44,855 or marijuana in here? 1018 00:47:44,923 --> 00:47:45,855 [Coughs] 1019 00:47:45,924 --> 00:47:47,357 Uh, not anymore. 1020 00:47:47,426 --> 00:47:50,987 You guys better step out of that van. 1021 00:47:51,063 --> 00:47:52,758 Aah! I’m on ﬁre! 1022 00:47:52,831 --> 00:47:54,560 Oh, Sister is on ﬁre! 1023 00:47:54,633 --> 00:47:57,625 [Dog Barking] 1024 00:47:59,071 --> 00:48:01,096 Hey, this looks like a bust. 1025 00:48:01,173 --> 00:48:03,334 Get Stedenko on the phone. This may be it. 1026 00:48:03,409 --> 00:48:06,572 Hey, come on. What have we got here, Sister? 1027 00:48:06,645 --> 00:48:08,738 Hey, they’re busting nuns, man. 1028 00:48:08,814 --> 00:48:10,805 Wow. That’s cold—blooded. 1029 00:48:10,883 --> 00:48:12,350 Hey, let’s watch. 1030 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,813 Okay, up against the wall. All ofyou. 1031 00:48:16,889 --> 00:48:18,322 Spread them. 1032 00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:19,948 Let’s get up against the wall. 1033 00:48:20,025 --> 00:48:21,822 [Kawasaki] Sergeant Stedenko, 1034 00:48:21,894 --> 00:48:24,829 exactly what are you looking for? 1035 00:48:24,897 --> 00:48:26,330 Dope, drugs, weed, grass, 1036 00:48:26,398 --> 00:48:27,831 toot, smack, quackers, 1037 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,834 uppers, downers, all—arounders. 1038 00:48:29,902 --> 00:48:32,336 You name it, we want it. 1039 00:48:32,404 --> 00:48:35,339 And how important is it to you 1040 00:48:35,407 --> 00:48:36,806 to apprehend the suspects? 1041 00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:39,002 Critica|—— The buying and selling ofdope in this country 1042 00:48:39,077 --> 00:48:41,511 may be the last vestige of free enterprise left. 1043 00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:43,013 There’s rumor, Sergeant, 1044 00:48:43,081 --> 00:48:45,515 that the suspects might be armed and dangerous. 1045 00:48:45,584 --> 00:48:48,348 Do you expect to see any violence here today? 1046 00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:49,853 I certainly hope so. 1047 00:48:49,922 --> 00:48:51,685 Sergeant, have you yourself smoked marijuana? 1048 00:48:51,757 --> 00:48:52,781 Only once. 1049 00:48:52,858 --> 00:48:54,348 Hey, look, we’re on TV, man. 1050 00:48:54,426 --> 00:48:55,358 Sergeant, telephone. 1051 00:48:55,427 --> 00:48:56,359 Hi, Mom. 1052 00:48:56,428 --> 00:48:57,861 This could be it. 1053 00:48:57,930 --> 00:49:00,194 [Man Stoner] Why are there so many cops? 1054 00:49:00,265 --> 00:49:01,698 Let’s ﬁnd out. 1055 00:49:01,767 --> 00:49:04,133 Listen, I got to go pee ﬁrst. 1056 00:49:04,203 --> 00:49:05,795 Okay, don’t go scuba diving. 1057 00:49:11,176 --> 00:49:14,111 So it was a station wagon, huh, Harry? 1058 00:49:14,179 --> 00:49:15,612 Very devious. 1059 00:49:15,681 --> 00:49:18,616 And they almost look like real nuns, 1060 00:49:18,684 --> 00:49:20,117 don’t they, Harry? 1061 00:49:20,185 --> 00:49:21,618 Down to the stockings. 1062 00:49:21,687 --> 00:49:23,416 Very clever. Very clever. 1063 00:49:26,391 --> 00:49:27,824 Not bad. 1064 00:49:27,893 --> 00:49:29,827 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, 1065 00:49:29,895 --> 00:49:31,328 you know that? 1066 00:49:31,396 --> 00:49:33,830 Reminds me ofa funny story my dad told me. 1067 00:49:33,899 --> 00:49:35,833 The only kind of meat 1068 00:49:35,901 --> 00:49:38,836 a priest could eat on Friday was nun. 1069 00:49:38,904 --> 00:49:40,337 Inside! 1070 00:49:40,405 --> 00:49:43,340 Harry, get a sample ofthat car. 1071 00:49:43,408 --> 00:49:44,841 Yes, Sergeant. 1072 00:49:47,246 --> 00:49:48,338 [Whimpering] 1073 00:49:48,413 --> 00:49:49,846 Start the interrogation, Murphy. 1074 00:49:49,915 --> 00:49:51,348 I’ll be right back. 1075 00:49:53,852 --> 00:49:55,342 [Snifﬁng] 1076 00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:56,853 [Barking] 1077 00:50:07,432 --> 00:50:10,367 Hey, what’s going on out there, man? 1078 00:50:12,938 --> 00:50:15,372 Huh? Excuse me. What’s going on out there? 1079 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,874 Don’t worry about it, buddy. It’s nothing. 1080 00:50:17,943 --> 00:50:21,379 just some people doing what they’re not supposed to do. 1081 00:50:34,593 --> 00:50:37,892 Son ofa bitch. Look at the—— 1082 00:50:39,464 --> 00:50:41,898 Some asshole pissed on my leg! 1083 00:50:44,469 --> 00:50:47,905 It’s not a bunch ofnuns in a station wagon. 1084 00:50:47,973 --> 00:50:49,406 It’s two hippies in a green van. 1085 00:50:52,477 --> 00:50:54,672 Must be some heavy shit. 1086 00:50:54,746 --> 00:50:56,179 Let’s go! Come on! 1087 00:50:58,317 --> 00:50:59,750 Get that siren up! 1088 00:51:09,094 --> 00:51:11,358 Where would these two creeps hang out? 1089 00:51:11,430 --> 00:51:13,364 Where do hippies hang out today? 1090 00:51:13,432 --> 00:51:16,367 Sunset Strip—— That’s where they hang out. 1091 00:51:16,435 --> 00:51:18,369 Yeah, we could try there. 1092 00:51:18,437 --> 00:51:19,870 |fthey’re not there, 1093 00:51:19,938 --> 00:51:22,964 we could go up to San Francisco. 1094 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,474 Imagine the ﬁeld day 1095 00:51:24,543 --> 00:51:26,374 those two creeps are gonna have 1096 00:51:26,445 --> 00:51:28,379 when they ﬁnd out that van is made of grass. 1097 00:51:28,447 --> 00:51:29,379 [Siren] 1098 00:51:29,448 --> 00:51:30,574 Huh? 1099 00:51:30,649 --> 00:51:32,207 [Stedenko] I don’t believe it. I really don’t. 1100 00:51:32,284 --> 00:51:33,717 You guys are supreme idiots. 1101 00:51:33,785 --> 00:51:36,219 How could you let a big green van 1102 00:51:36,288 --> 00:51:37,880 slip right through your ﬁngers? 1103 00:51:37,956 --> 00:51:39,389 Spend one week at the border, 1104 00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:40,891 and what do we end up with? 1105 00:51:40,959 --> 00:51:42,392 Busting a bevy of nuns, 1106 00:51:42,461 --> 00:51:44,224 a guy pisses on my leg, 1107 00:51:44,296 --> 00:51:46,662 and I lose my special canine sentry dog—— 1108 00:51:46,732 --> 00:51:48,393 Best cop I ever knew. 1109 00:51:48,467 --> 00:51:50,162 See anything? 1110 00:51:50,235 --> 00:51:51,167 Negative. 1111 00:51:51,236 --> 00:51:52,931 Well, use mine. They’re on the ﬂoor. 1112 00:51:56,975 --> 00:51:58,909 Oh, yeah. These are great, Sergeant. 1113 00:51:58,977 --> 00:52:00,342 You can see everything. 1114 00:52:00,412 --> 00:52:01,845 What do you see? 1115 00:52:01,913 --> 00:52:04,347 You know, there’s a great donut shop up there. 1116 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:05,849 Do we have time—— 1117 00:52:05,917 --> 00:52:07,817 No! No! I mean on the road! 1118 00:52:07,886 --> 00:52:10,878 Wait a minute. There’s the van. 1119 00:52:10,956 --> 00:52:12,184 There’s the van! 1120 00:52:12,257 --> 00:52:13,519 Yeah, that’s it. 1121 00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:14,854 [Man Stoner] Hey, listen, man. 1122 00:52:14,926 --> 00:52:16,359 When we get back to town, 1123 00:52:16,428 --> 00:52:18,521 let’s get serious about this group, okay? 1124 00:52:18,597 --> 00:52:20,030 Yeah, really, man. 1125 00:52:20,098 --> 00:52:22,191 Like, ifwe practice all the time, 1126 00:52:22,267 --> 00:52:23,859 we could have a heavy band. 1127 00:52:23,935 --> 00:52:26,369 Let’s not let anything interfere with our music. 1128 00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:27,370 Yeah, that’s right. 1129 00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:28,736 Hey, you see what I see, man? 1130 00:52:28,807 --> 00:52:30,434 Yeah... 1131 00:52:30,509 --> 00:52:31,942 Hey, they’re hitchhiking, man. 1132 00:52:32,010 --> 00:52:32,942 [Honking] 1133 00:52:33,011 --> 00:52:33,943 [Siren] 1134 00:52:36,915 --> 00:52:38,746 [Stedenko] There they go, Harry. 1135 00:52:38,817 --> 00:52:40,182 Keep your eye on them. 1136 00:52:40,252 --> 00:52:43,688 [Man Stoner] Wonder what they’re doing way out here. 1137 00:52:43,755 --> 00:52:45,188 I don’t know, 1138 00:52:45,257 --> 00:52:48,192 but here comes the Mounties to the rescue. 1139 00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:49,192 Holy... 1140 00:52:49,261 --> 00:52:50,285 Wow. 1141 00:52:50,362 --> 00:52:52,728 Turn around, Harry. They’re over there. 1142 00:52:52,798 --> 00:52:57,468 Keep your eye on them, Harry! 1143 00:52:57,468 --> 00:53:00,335 Hey, man, you know how to drive, man? 1144 00:53:00,404 --> 00:53:01,666 Sort of. Why? 1145 00:53:01,739 --> 00:53:03,036 Take over, man. 1146 00:53:03,107 --> 00:53:04,802 Hey, what are you doing, man? 1147 00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:05,807 Hi, ladies. 1148 00:53:05,876 --> 00:53:06,808 Hi. 1149 00:53:06,877 --> 00:53:08,310 Hey, entrez vous, alla yous. 1150 00:53:08,379 --> 00:53:09,311 Thanks. 1151 00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:11,814 There you go. Watch your step. 1152 00:53:11,882 --> 00:53:13,315 I’ll watch everything else. 1153 00:53:13,384 --> 00:53:14,351 [Mumbling] 1154 00:53:14,418 --> 00:53:15,851 Hey, what’s happening? 1155 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,354 How far are you going, man? 1156 00:53:18,422 --> 00:53:20,049 All the way. 1157 00:53:20,124 --> 00:53:21,352 All right. 1158 00:53:21,425 --> 00:53:23,359 We’re going there ourselves. 1159 00:53:23,427 --> 00:53:24,826 Come on over. 1160 00:53:24,895 --> 00:53:26,362 [Stedenko] There they go, Harry! 1161 00:53:26,430 --> 00:53:27,863 I see them. 1162 00:53:27,932 --> 00:53:29,365 Shoot their tires out! 1163 00:53:29,433 --> 00:53:30,866 Got it. 1164 00:53:30,935 --> 00:53:32,960 No, not yours. Use my gun. 1165 00:53:33,037 --> 00:53:34,368 [Gunshot] 1166 00:53:44,114 --> 00:53:45,581 Oh, my God! 1167 00:53:45,649 --> 00:53:47,583 Damn it! You stupid idiot! 1168 00:53:47,651 --> 00:53:49,084 Look, you idiot! 1169 00:53:49,153 --> 00:53:51,587 You are a stupid, stupid man! 1170 00:53:51,655 --> 00:53:53,088 Get over here, Harry! 1171 00:53:53,157 --> 00:53:55,591 Get over here. Give me that gun. 1172 00:53:59,029 --> 00:54:00,826 When I think of the time and money 1173 00:54:00,898 --> 00:54:02,365 I’ve wasted on your training, 1174 00:54:02,433 --> 00:54:04,333 and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot! 1175 00:54:04,401 --> 00:54:05,629 You’re an utter failure! 1176 00:54:05,703 --> 00:54:07,068 You make me sick! 1177 00:54:07,137 --> 00:54:09,002 Have you anything to say for yourself? 1178 00:54:09,073 --> 00:54:10,267 In the car! 1179 00:54:10,341 --> 00:54:12,775 God, I will never, ever, never 1180 00:54:12,843 --> 00:54:16,472 take a baldheaded man in the department again. 1181 00:54:37,534 --> 00:54:39,968 Wow. This is a neat van. 1182 00:54:40,037 --> 00:54:42,972 Yeah. Want to see the rest of it? 1183 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,371 Sure. 1184 00:54:44,441 --> 00:54:46,705 Okay, we’ll go right back there. 1185 00:54:46,777 --> 00:54:49,371 The rest of it is right back there. 1186 00:54:49,446 --> 00:54:51,209 Go ahead. Watch your step. 1187 00:54:51,282 --> 00:54:52,613 Yeah. There you go. 1188 00:54:52,683 --> 00:54:54,810 Yeah, right back there. 1189 00:54:54,885 --> 00:54:57,319 Hey, have fun at Magic Mountains. 1190 00:54:57,388 --> 00:55:01,085 Oh, yeah. I see London. I see France. 1191 00:55:01,158 --> 00:55:04,093 If I ain’t out in three weeks, man, 1192 00:55:04,161 --> 00:55:05,594 send a search party. 1193 00:55:05,663 --> 00:55:08,689 Hey, hold on. Don’t start without me. 1194 00:55:20,344 --> 00:55:22,278 Want to do a lude? 1195 00:55:22,346 --> 00:55:23,779 [Loudly] You got ludes? 1196 00:55:23,847 --> 00:55:25,678 No, I don’t have any ludes! 1197 00:55:25,749 --> 00:55:27,182 Iwish I had ludes. 1198 00:55:27,251 --> 00:55:29,344 I thought you said you had some. 1199 00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:31,183 [Loudly] No, I don’t have some. 1200 00:55:31,255 --> 00:55:33,723 [Whispering] I don’t have enough. 1201 00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:35,156 Oh, right. All right. 1202 00:55:35,225 --> 00:55:38,388 I wish I had some, you know. 1203 00:55:38,462 --> 00:55:40,862 I love a manly chest. 1204 00:55:40,931 --> 00:55:43,365 Yeah. So do I... 1205 00:55:43,434 --> 00:55:46,198 I mean, on a girl. 1206 00:55:46,270 --> 00:55:47,703 Attention, all units. 1207 00:55:47,771 --> 00:55:48,703 Attention, all units. 1208 00:55:48,772 --> 00:55:50,205 This is Sergeant Stedenko. 1209 00:55:50,274 --> 00:55:51,707 Attention, all units. 1210 00:55:51,775 --> 00:55:53,208 This is Sergeant Stedenko. 1211 00:55:53,277 --> 00:55:56,713 We are changing from a code 3 direct pursuit 1212 00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:58,213 to a code 347—— completely lost 1213 00:55:58,282 --> 00:55:59,977 due to incompetence. 1214 00:56:06,990 --> 00:56:09,322 These chicks are going to the Roxy, man. 1215 00:56:09,393 --> 00:56:11,827 They’re having a battle of the bands there, man. 1216 00:56:11,895 --> 00:56:13,829 Debbie was telling me all about it. 1217 00:56:13,897 --> 00:56:15,956 The winner gets a record contract. 1218 00:56:16,033 --> 00:56:17,466 A battle of the bands? 1219 00:56:17,534 --> 00:56:19,832 It’s like the best thing in the world. 1220 00:56:19,903 --> 00:56:22,337 Everyone’s going to be there and everything. 1221 00:56:22,406 --> 00:56:24,340 The winner gets a record contract, man. 1222 00:56:24,408 --> 00:56:26,842 That’s not going to mean dick 1223 00:56:26,910 --> 00:56:28,343 unless they promote you, you know. 1224 00:56:28,412 --> 00:56:31,176 We could enter our band. We could win. 1225 00:56:31,248 --> 00:56:33,182 It’s $100, too. 1226 00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:35,946 We couldn’t enter. We don’t even know any tunes yet. 1227 00:56:36,019 --> 00:56:38,180 What do you mean? We had two rehearsals. 1228 00:56:38,255 --> 00:56:39,847 Besides, it’sjust punk rock. 1229 00:56:39,923 --> 00:56:41,857 You don’t have to know how to play. 1230 00:56:41,925 --> 00:56:44,325 Youjust got to be a punk. We could do that. 1231 00:56:46,430 --> 00:56:48,864 We got to get loaded ﬁrst, though. 1232 00:56:48,932 --> 00:56:50,365 Yeah, we should get loaded. 1233 00:56:50,434 --> 00:56:51,867 We need some smoke, man. 1234 00:56:51,935 --> 00:56:53,368 jeez, we need to score a lid. 1235 00:56:53,437 --> 00:56:54,870 Stop, and I’ll call Gloria. 1236 00:56:54,938 --> 00:56:55,905 Who’s Gloria? 1237 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,634 Hi. You’re looking good. 1238 00:56:59,710 --> 00:57:02,577 You want to go, like, powder our noses? 1239 00:57:02,646 --> 00:57:05,581 Anyway, I want to talk some business, okay? 1240 00:57:05,649 --> 00:57:07,583 Yeah. I got the powder. 1241 00:57:07,651 --> 00:57:10,381 She’s got the best stuff, I’m telling you. 1242 00:57:12,823 --> 00:57:14,814 Boy, she can bust me anytime. 1243 00:57:14,892 --> 00:57:17,053 You should see her summer whites. 1244 00:57:18,228 --> 00:57:19,320 In here. 1245 00:57:26,370 --> 00:57:27,962 Wow. That’s heavy. 1246 00:57:28,038 --> 00:57:30,973 Yeah, man, but I bet a lot of cops 1247 00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:32,975 smoke dope now, you know. 1248 00:57:33,043 --> 00:57:35,477 No, I mean, look at that, man. 1249 00:57:35,546 --> 00:57:37,639 Looks like a radio station. 1250 00:57:37,714 --> 00:57:39,978 The request lines are now open! 1251 00:57:40,050 --> 00:57:42,484 KG Fj soul rad io—o—o—o—o—o! 1252 00:57:42,553 --> 00:57:43,884 Do it now, man. 1253 00:57:43,954 --> 00:57:44,978 Request lines are now—— 1254 00:57:45,055 --> 00:57:46,488 [Echoing] 1255 00:57:46,557 --> 00:57:48,491 It’s open, man. 1256 00:57:48,559 --> 00:57:49,719 Go ahead. Go ahead. 1257 00:57:51,862 --> 00:57:53,955 All right, Ofﬁcer Clyde, contact headquarters 1258 00:57:54,031 --> 00:57:56,056 and give them our present location. 1259 00:57:56,133 --> 00:57:59,296 And then I’m going to take off your dress... 1260 00:57:59,369 --> 00:58:00,802 [Panting] 1261 00:58:00,871 --> 00:58:03,806 and then I’m going to take offyour bra... 1262 00:58:03,874 --> 00:58:05,307 Ha ha ha! 1263 00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:08,811 and then I’m going to take off your shoes. 1264 00:58:08,879 --> 00:58:10,312 Whew. Whew. 1265 00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:11,813 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. 1266 00:58:11,882 --> 00:58:13,406 Can you hear me? 1267 00:58:13,484 --> 00:58:14,917 Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? 1268 00:58:14,985 --> 00:58:16,418 Come in, headquarters. 1269 00:58:16,487 --> 00:58:17,749 This is Ofﬁcer Clyde. 1270 00:58:17,821 --> 00:58:20,756 Use the code name. The code name. 1271 00:58:20,824 --> 00:58:22,758 Headquarters. Headquarters, come in, please. 1272 00:58:22,826 --> 00:58:24,191 This is code name Hardhead. 1273 00:58:24,261 --> 00:58:26,695 Hat! Hard Hat. Give me that. 1274 00:58:26,763 --> 00:58:28,196 Hello, radio dispatch? 1275 00:58:28,265 --> 00:58:30,199 This is code name Hard Hat. 1276 00:58:30,267 --> 00:58:31,825 Do you read me? Over. 1277 00:58:31,902 --> 00:58:33,699 Was that Lard Ass? 1278 00:58:33,770 --> 00:58:35,294 Ha! 1279 00:58:35,372 --> 00:58:37,704 Hard Hat. Code name Hard Hat. 1280 00:58:37,774 --> 00:58:39,105 Do you read, radio dispatch? 1281 00:58:39,176 --> 00:58:42,111 Hey, got something for you, Lard Ass. 1282 00:58:42,179 --> 00:58:43,203 Hard Hat! 1283 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,214 Hard Hat! Do you understand? 1284 00:58:45,282 --> 00:58:47,147 Lard Ass! Lard Ass! 1285 00:58:47,217 --> 00:58:48,241 Hard Hat! 1286 00:58:48,318 --> 00:58:50,684 Radio dispatch, do you know who this is? 1287 00:58:50,754 --> 00:58:52,722 No. Who is "this is"? 1288 00:58:52,789 --> 00:58:54,222 This is Sergeant Stedenko. 1289 00:58:54,291 --> 00:58:56,816 Oh, yeah? You know who this is? 1290 00:58:56,894 --> 00:58:58,418 No. 1291 00:58:58,495 --> 00:59:00,395 Bye—bye, Lard Ass. 1292 00:59:05,536 --> 00:59:07,231 [Tires Screeching] 1293 00:59:07,304 --> 00:59:09,238 [Horn Honking] 1294 00:59:20,817 --> 00:59:22,250 [Stedenko] Attention, headquarters. 1295 00:59:22,319 --> 00:59:25,186 Attention, headquarters. This is code name Lard—— 1296 00:59:25,255 --> 00:59:27,689 This is code name Hard Hat. 1297 00:59:27,758 --> 00:59:31,819 Any sighting of them in the last half—hour? 1298 00:59:33,764 --> 00:59:36,198 They burnt the stash they had. 1299 00:59:36,266 --> 00:59:37,699 Oh, no. 1300 00:59:37,768 --> 00:59:39,702 Yeah. Can you believe it? 1301 00:59:39,770 --> 00:59:41,704 They burned the whole thing yesterday. 1302 00:59:41,772 --> 00:59:42,864 Oh, no. 1303 00:59:42,940 --> 00:59:45,204 They’re expecting a new one from Tijuana... 1304 00:59:45,275 --> 00:59:46,708 I was in Tijuana once. 1305 00:59:46,777 --> 00:59:49,211 ...worth millions and millions ofdollars. 1306 00:59:49,279 --> 00:59:50,211 Ohh. 1307 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,714 The cops are out looking for it now. 1308 00:59:52,783 --> 00:59:54,717 jesus, I hope they ﬁnd it. 1309 00:59:54,785 --> 00:59:57,720 Ifthey ﬁnd it, set aside some lids for me. 1310 00:59:57,788 --> 01:00:00,689 Well, you can believe we’ll have a party. 1311 01:00:03,293 --> 01:00:06,854 Why don’t wejust, like, split, okay? 1312 01:00:06,930 --> 01:00:08,227 Glo, see you. 1313 01:00:08,298 --> 01:00:11,734 You want me to give your number to that guy, let me know. 1314 01:00:11,802 --> 01:00:12,894 What’s that? 1315 01:00:12,970 --> 01:00:15,734 I can’t believe they burned all this. 1316 01:00:15,806 --> 01:00:19,242 Hey, I got to go to the bathroom. 1317 01:00:19,309 --> 01:00:21,743 I’ll meet you guys outside, okay? 1318 01:00:26,383 --> 01:00:27,680 [Whistling] 1319 01:00:27,751 --> 01:00:29,184 Hey, homes. 1320 01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:38,193 Come on, man. 1321 01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:40,195 [Whistling] 1322 01:00:41,765 --> 01:00:46,202 Sometimes when you got to go really bad, you can’t, you know? 1323 01:00:47,771 --> 01:00:49,204 Come on, man. 1324 01:00:49,272 --> 01:00:51,206 You wanted to go out there. 1325 01:00:51,274 --> 01:00:54,209 I’ll put you back in the closet. 1326 01:00:56,780 --> 01:00:59,214 I think he’s got stage fright, man. 1327 01:00:59,282 --> 01:01:00,715 Come on, man. 1328 01:01:03,787 --> 01:01:05,220 Ohh. 1329 01:01:07,290 --> 01:01:09,724 Ahh, yeah. That’s the one. 1330 01:01:09,793 --> 01:01:11,226 Oh, hey, man. 1331 01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:13,228 Thanks an awful lot, man. 1332 01:01:13,296 --> 01:01:14,729 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1333 01:01:14,798 --> 01:01:17,232 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1334 01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:18,733 Come on! Look at——Hey! 1335 01:01:18,802 --> 01:01:19,734 I’m sorry. 1336 01:01:19,803 --> 01:01:21,498 Hey, come ba—— 1337 01:01:21,571 --> 01:01:22,731 jesus! 1338 01:01:22,806 --> 01:01:26,808 [Telephone Ringing] 1339 01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:30,904 [Pedro] Hey, everybody be quiet. I’m calling home. 1340 01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:32,537 Hello. Who’s this? 1341 01:01:32,614 --> 01:01:34,047 james! Man, hey, listen. 1342 01:01:34,115 --> 01:01:37,175 We got a gig at the Roxy, man. 1343 01:01:37,252 --> 01:01:38,776 So get the guys, okay? 1344 01:01:38,853 --> 01:01:41,185 All right, man. Be sure to be there. 1345 01:01:41,256 --> 01:01:42,689 See you later. 1346 01:01:42,757 --> 01:01:44,691 All right. It’s together, man. 1347 01:01:44,759 --> 01:01:46,192 We’re going to be there. 1348 01:01:46,261 --> 01:01:49,196 We’re going to take this battle of the bands. 1349 01:01:49,264 --> 01:01:50,697 [Engine Starts] 1350 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,204 Does this show? 1351 01:02:07,282 --> 01:02:09,216 Uh, yeah, they sure do. 1352 01:02:09,284 --> 01:02:11,218 No. I mean this, this spot. 1353 01:02:11,286 --> 01:02:12,719 Let’s see. 1354 01:02:12,787 --> 01:02:14,220 Yeah, a little bit. 1355 01:02:14,289 --> 01:02:16,723 I’ll take it out foryou. 1356 01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:17,723 Will you? 1357 01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:19,726 Sure.just take it off. 1358 01:02:29,738 --> 01:02:31,672 [Siren] 1359 01:02:36,244 --> 01:02:38,178 [jade] I can stay here. 1360 01:02:38,246 --> 01:02:40,680 I’lljust do it here, okay? 1361 01:02:40,749 --> 01:02:44,185 Oh, hey, hey, no, man. Get in the back. 1362 01:02:44,252 --> 01:02:46,686 Get in the back. Get in the back. 1363 01:02:46,755 --> 01:02:47,687 Okay. 1364 01:02:47,756 --> 01:02:49,246 Get in the back. 1365 01:02:49,324 --> 01:02:51,053 Whoa! 1366 01:02:51,126 --> 01:02:52,184 Okay.jesus. 1367 01:02:52,260 --> 01:02:54,091 Hey, Ped ro? 1368 01:02:54,162 --> 01:02:55,186 Ped ro? 1369 01:02:55,263 --> 01:02:56,696 What’s the matter? 1370 01:02:56,765 --> 01:02:58,130 Pedro! 1371 01:02:58,199 --> 01:03:00,030 You still like me, don’t you? 1372 01:03:00,101 --> 01:03:01,534 Pedro, come here, man. 1373 01:03:01,603 --> 01:03:03,696 He is so sweet, you know? 1374 01:03:03,772 --> 01:03:05,000 Pedro, get out here. 1375 01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:08,201 Man, where’d you learn how to drive? 1376 01:03:08,276 --> 01:03:10,210 We got stopped by the cops. 1377 01:03:10,278 --> 01:03:11,711 I don’t have a license. 1378 01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:13,714 Why didn’t you tell me that? 1379 01:03:15,850 --> 01:03:17,215 Oh, shit. 1380 01:03:17,285 --> 01:03:18,718 Change places with me. 1381 01:03:18,787 --> 01:03:20,414 I don’t think he’s seen us. 1382 01:03:20,488 --> 01:03:21,887 No, no. Sit down. 1383 01:03:21,956 --> 01:03:23,890 I’ve got my leg caught. 1384 01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:25,653 Man, like, get over, man. 1385 01:03:43,244 --> 01:03:45,144 What do you guys want? 1386 01:03:45,213 --> 01:03:46,680 [Chuckling] 1387 01:03:46,748 --> 01:03:48,181 Nothing. 1388 01:03:51,753 --> 01:03:57,248 You mind ifI have a bite ofyour hot dog? 1389 01:03:57,325 --> 01:03:58,690 Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. 1390 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,456 You can have the whole thing. 1391 01:04:01,529 --> 01:04:02,689 Thanks. 1392 01:04:02,764 --> 01:04:04,561 Want some Fritos? 1393 01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:08,193 No. This is ﬁne. 1394 01:04:08,269 --> 01:04:09,759 Thank you. 1395 01:04:12,774 --> 01:04:15,709 Hey, you guys have a nice day. 1396 01:04:15,777 --> 01:04:17,210 Thank you. 1397 01:04:20,782 --> 01:04:21,874 Hey, man. 1398 01:04:21,950 --> 01:04:23,042 What? 1399 01:04:23,117 --> 01:04:24,141 You’re squashing my nuts. 1400 01:04:24,219 --> 01:04:25,481 Oh. 1401 01:04:30,725 --> 01:04:32,158 Hey, did that really happen? 1402 01:04:32,227 --> 01:04:34,559 What was that dude’s trip, man? 1403 01:04:34,629 --> 01:04:37,154 I thought we were going to get busted. 1404 01:04:37,232 --> 01:04:39,166 Shh. It might be a trick. 1405 01:04:39,234 --> 01:04:41,259 Okay, sit there and be cool. 1406 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:42,667 Oh, shit. 1407 01:04:42,737 --> 01:04:44,170 Look at him, man. 1408 01:04:44,239 --> 01:04:46,730 I wonder what he’s been smoking. 1409 01:04:46,808 --> 01:04:50,073 Whatever it is, I wish we had some, man. 1410 01:04:50,211 --> 01:04:51,178 No kidding. 1411 01:04:51,246 --> 01:04:53,180 We got to score some. 1412 01:04:53,248 --> 01:04:54,681 Yeah, but where, man? 1413 01:04:54,749 --> 01:04:57,684 There’s got to be somebody in this town 1414 01:04:57,752 --> 01:04:59,583 that’s got a lot of smoke. 1415 01:04:59,654 --> 01:05:01,178 [Siren] 1416 01:05:07,762 --> 01:05:09,696 Ha ha ha! 1417 01:05:11,766 --> 01:05:15,099 J I want all you mothers off the street J 1418 01:05:15,169 --> 01:05:18,900 JAll you lambs off this bloody beat J 1419 01:05:18,973 --> 01:05:21,703 J Well, my freedom’s just begun J 1420 01:05:21,776 --> 01:05:24,904 J So ifyou can’t rock, you’d better run J 1421 01:05:24,979 --> 01:05:28,244 JA new age is on the rise J 1422 01:05:28,316 --> 01:05:31,547 J With safety pins stuck in their eyes J 1423 01:05:31,619 --> 01:05:34,213 J The time has come, let’s get it down J 1424 01:05:34,289 --> 01:05:36,621 J Let’s ﬁnd the weirdest band in town J 1425 01:05:36,691 --> 01:05:38,318 J At the rock ﬁght J 1426 01:05:38,393 --> 01:05:41,760 J Tonight there’s gonna be a rock ﬁght J 1427 01:05:41,829 --> 01:05:45,196 JA highfalutin, tootin’ rock ﬁght J 1428 01:05:45,266 --> 01:05:49,066 J There might even be a ﬁstﬁ ght J 1429 01:05:49,137 --> 01:05:51,867 J At the rock ﬁght J 1430 01:05:51,940 --> 01:05:55,899 J We’ll be rock—’n’—rollin’ all night J 1431 01:05:55,977 --> 01:05:59,777 J Long—haired music is what it’s all about J 1432 01:05:59,847 --> 01:06:03,078 J Rock—’n’—roll turned inside out J 1433 01:06:03,151 --> 01:06:06,143 J Who’s that lady that’s lying on the ﬂoor? J 1434 01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:09,383 J Need some speed to dance some more J 1435 01:06:09,457 --> 01:06:12,551 J Guitars wailin’ out a tuneJ 1436 01:06:12,627 --> 01:06:16,290 J Groovin’, howling at the moon J 1437 01:06:16,364 --> 01:06:19,162 J Oh, baby, those purple eyes J 1438 01:06:19,233 --> 01:06:22,259 J Dimpled cheeks and satin thighs J 1439 01:06:22,337 --> 01:06:25,602 J Don’t take the kiddies to the zoo J 1440 01:06:25,673 --> 01:06:28,801 JWait awhile, I’m going to take you J 1441 01:06:28,876 --> 01:06:30,468 J To the rock ﬁght J 1442 01:06:30,545 --> 01:06:34,106 J Tonight there’s gonna be a rock ﬁght J 1443 01:06:34,182 --> 01:06:36,980 JA highfalutin, tootin’ rock ﬁght J 1444 01:06:37,051 --> 01:06:41,715 J There might even be a ﬁstﬁ ght J 1445 01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:44,019 J At the rock ﬁght J 1446 01:06:44,092 --> 01:06:48,392 J They’ll be rock—’n’—rollin’ all night JJ 1447 01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,158 She was, like, nuts. 1448 01:06:50,231 --> 01:06:53,667 You could always tell ifshe was balling her old man. 1449 01:06:53,735 --> 01:06:55,669 Everyone would be dozing off, 1450 01:06:55,737 --> 01:06:58,171 and all ofa sudden she’d start up. 1451 01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:00,139 First it would start like—— 1452 01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:03,439 Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. 1453 01:07:03,511 --> 01:07:05,502 But then she’d really get going, 1454 01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:06,740 and she’d be more like—— 1455 01:07:06,814 --> 01:07:09,339 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1456 01:07:09,417 --> 01:07:12,944 And she’d start going like a motorboat, you know? 1457 01:07:13,021 --> 01:07:15,717 Fu—u—uck me, Alex! 1458 01:07:15,790 --> 01:07:17,690 Her boyfriend’s name was Alex. 1459 01:07:17,759 --> 01:07:20,956 Fu—u—uck me—e—e—e! 1460 01:07:21,029 --> 01:07:24,795 Fu—u—uck me—e—e—e! 1461 01:07:24,866 --> 01:07:26,629 Fuck me, Alex! 1462 01:07:26,701 --> 01:07:28,225 Fuck me, Alex! 1463 01:07:28,302 --> 01:07:30,964 Fuck me, Alex! Fuck me, Alex! 1464 01:07:31,039 --> 01:07:32,973 Oh, I got a cramp! 1465 01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:34,633 Oh! Got a cramp! 1466 01:07:34,709 --> 01:07:35,971 Yeah! Yeah! 1467 01:07:36,044 --> 01:07:38,478 Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, God! 1468 01:07:38,546 --> 01:07:41,140 Yeah. That’sjust like it. You’re doing good. 1469 01:07:41,215 --> 01:07:42,705 Ow! Ow! 1470 01:07:42,784 --> 01:07:44,752 Oh, yeah! Oh! 1471 01:07:44,819 --> 01:07:46,514 Ow! Ow! 1472 01:07:46,587 --> 01:07:49,181 Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 1473 01:07:49,257 --> 01:07:50,724 Ow! Ow! 1474 01:07:50,792 --> 01:07:53,260 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1475 01:07:53,327 --> 01:07:54,726 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 1476 01:07:54,796 --> 01:07:55,763 There. 1477 01:07:55,830 --> 01:07:58,230 Oh, yeah! That’sjust like it. 1478 01:07:58,299 --> 01:08:00,733 Then she’d have, like, two tears. 1479 01:08:00,802 --> 01:08:03,669 Oh, it’s better. It’s out. It’s out. 1480 01:08:03,738 --> 01:08:05,228 Ahh, it’s better. 1481 01:08:05,306 --> 01:08:07,638 Oh, that feels better. Oh, God. 1482 01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:10,233 Shit. I need some air. 1483 01:08:10,311 --> 01:08:12,245 [Cheering] 1484 01:08:18,286 --> 01:08:19,753 Right on, man. 1485 01:08:19,821 --> 01:08:22,255 I didn’t know your name was Alex, man. 1486 01:08:22,323 --> 01:08:23,756 Oh, I got a cramp. 1487 01:08:23,825 --> 01:08:26,692 Shit, I’d have a cramp there, too. 1488 01:08:26,761 --> 01:08:27,989 What’s going on out here? 1489 01:08:30,932 --> 01:08:34,197 Hey! Hey! You don’t even know where you’re going. 1490 01:08:34,268 --> 01:08:35,860 Wait for me. 1491 01:08:35,937 --> 01:08:38,201 Make way for the new king. 1492 01:08:38,272 --> 01:08:40,206 Goddamn. You’re a star, man. 1493 01:08:40,274 --> 01:08:42,037 Go ahead. Afteryou, King Salami. 1494 01:08:42,110 --> 01:08:44,203 They’re going to be sorry. 1495 01:08:44,278 --> 01:08:47,839 Like, I know where the best dressing room is. 1496 01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:49,940 J Ooh, yeah, yeah! J 1497 01:08:50,017 --> 01:08:52,645 J Ba—ba—ba—ba, ooh, yeah, yeah J 1498 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:56,053 J Well, I’m living so fast J 1499 01:08:57,391 --> 01:09:01,127 J So you better feel it, baby J 1500 01:09:01,127 --> 01:09:04,028 J I got no place to go J 1501 01:09:04,097 --> 01:09:07,624 J I mean, it’s so socko, so socko J 1502 01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:09,964 J So very socko J 1503 01:09:10,036 --> 01:09:11,867 J So socko J 1504 01:09:11,938 --> 01:09:13,963 J So very socko J 1505 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,031 J So socko J 1506 01:09:16,109 --> 01:09:18,100 J So very socko J 1507 01:09:18,177 --> 01:09:20,941 J Baby, I’m just so socko J 1508 01:09:21,014 --> 01:09:22,242 J So socko... JJ 1509 01:09:36,496 --> 01:09:38,293 JActing like a bum... JJ 1510 01:09:38,364 --> 01:09:42,198 The next day, he comes up to me, and he says, 1511 01:09:42,268 --> 01:09:45,203 "Thanks for being there. like, you saved my life." 1512 01:09:45,271 --> 01:09:46,602 just like Cher. 1513 01:09:46,672 --> 01:09:49,038 [Humming] 1514 01:09:51,277 --> 01:09:53,336 Hey, man, what are you doing? 1515 01:09:53,413 --> 01:09:55,210 Come on, man. Get it together. 1516 01:09:55,281 --> 01:09:56,942 We’re on in two more bands. 1517 01:09:57,016 --> 01:10:00,349 You ought to hear what these other groups are into. 1518 01:10:00,420 --> 01:10:02,718 These kids are into something heavy. 1519 01:10:02,789 --> 01:10:04,222 I’ve been writing this new song. 1520 01:10:04,290 --> 01:10:08,226 J Mama talkin’ to me, tryin’ to tell me how to live J 1521 01:10:08,294 --> 01:10:09,352 [Humming] 1522 01:10:09,429 --> 01:10:10,794 J ’Cause I don’t listen to herJ 1523 01:10:10,863 --> 01:10:14,230 J’Cause my head is like a sieve JJ 1524 01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:16,825 Hey, man, are you awake? 1525 01:10:16,903 --> 01:10:20,031 I don’t feel so good, man. 1526 01:10:20,106 --> 01:10:22,734 Did you try to give him some pills? 1527 01:10:22,809 --> 01:10:25,209 Yeah, I tried, but I gave him ups. 1528 01:10:25,278 --> 01:10:27,178 Shit, man. Come on. 1529 01:10:27,246 --> 01:10:29,510 Hey, how many ﬁngers you see? 1530 01:10:29,582 --> 01:10:30,640 Uh... 1531 01:10:30,716 --> 01:10:33,651 I think I fucked up. 1532 01:10:33,719 --> 01:10:37,416 Oh, shit. Anybody got any coffee or anything? 1533 01:10:37,490 --> 01:10:38,855 I got a popper. 1534 01:10:38,925 --> 01:10:43,225 We could either party later or try to start his heart. 1535 01:10:43,296 --> 01:10:45,696 Get on the level. Get up. 1536 01:10:45,765 --> 01:10:47,198 Huh? 1537 01:10:47,266 --> 01:10:49,700 Okay, come on. Up. 1538 01:11:01,781 --> 01:11:04,215 Oh, shit. Watch where you’re going. 1539 01:11:04,283 --> 01:11:05,716 You’re not dying. 1540 01:11:05,785 --> 01:11:07,719 You know what I’m saying? 1541 01:11:07,787 --> 01:11:10,722 While I got you here, |was thinking 1542 01:11:10,790 --> 01:11:13,725 maybe we should have some paper between us, 1543 01:11:13,793 --> 01:11:15,226 because in this business 1544 01:11:15,294 --> 01:11:17,228 a handshake doesn’t mean dick. 1545 01:11:23,803 --> 01:11:26,169 Everybody into the van. Hurry! Hurry! 1546 01:11:26,239 --> 01:11:28,173 Come on. Come on. 1547 01:11:28,241 --> 01:11:30,675 All right. Harry, come on. 1548 01:11:30,743 --> 01:11:32,677 Look at all these freaks. 1549 01:11:32,745 --> 01:11:35,179 [Horn Honking] 1550 01:11:36,749 --> 01:11:38,182 Zipping down. 1551 01:11:42,588 --> 01:11:44,522 Aha! There’s one of them. 1552 01:11:44,590 --> 01:11:46,182 [Tambourines Playing] 1553 01:11:50,830 --> 01:11:53,765 You know, I would totally die for you. 1554 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:56,199 You know what I mean? 1555 01:11:56,269 --> 01:11:57,702 [Unintelligible] 1556 01:12:02,675 --> 01:12:05,337 JWell,you dance and rock all wrong J 1557 01:12:05,411 --> 01:12:07,743 JSummer oflove is I 0 years gone J 1558 01:12:07,813 --> 01:12:09,576 JYou know in 10 years, baby, I’ll be goneJ 1559 01:12:09,649 --> 01:12:12,049 J But I’m now J 1560 01:12:12,118 --> 01:12:14,382 J Flowers in your hairJ 1561 01:12:14,453 --> 01:12:16,478 J ’Cause there’s nothing under there J 1562 01:12:16,556 --> 01:12:18,615 J Peace and love for free J 1563 01:12:18,691 --> 01:12:21,125 JThey don’t mean a thing to me J 1564 01:12:21,194 --> 01:12:22,957 Jjoin our band J 1565 01:12:23,029 --> 01:12:25,054 J Baby, we’re through JJ 1566 01:12:37,743 --> 01:12:40,678 I want to be like me. 1567 01:12:40,746 --> 01:12:44,682 Like, I have my own special way of looking and dressing. 1568 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,183 That’s me. 1569 01:12:46,252 --> 01:12:48,186 t adies and gentlemen, 1570 01:12:48,254 --> 01:12:49,585 Taurus 1571 01:12:54,694 --> 01:12:55,683 Piss off! 1572 01:12:59,599 --> 01:13:02,864 J Mother’s nice, and Daddy’s nice J 1573 01:13:02,935 --> 01:13:05,403 JSay it again, and you say it twice J 1574 01:13:05,471 --> 01:13:08,338 J I’d be tellingyou a pack oflies J 1575 01:13:08,407 --> 01:13:11,035 JAnd you’d be burying me through moonlit eyes J 1576 01:13:11,110 --> 01:13:13,738 J But you are rocking out in bi—school J 1577 01:13:13,813 --> 01:13:16,646 J I want to go to your school J 1578 01:13:16,716 --> 01:13:19,685 J I don’t want to go to my school J 1579 01:13:19,752 --> 01:13:22,243 J ’Cause I want to go to bi—school JJ 1580 01:13:22,321 --> 01:13:24,152 [Chanting] 1581 01:13:24,223 --> 01:13:27,158 Everybody in, boys. All the way down. 1582 01:13:27,226 --> 01:13:28,659 That’s right, boys. 1583 01:13:28,728 --> 01:13:31,162 We want to talk to you boys 1584 01:13:31,230 --> 01:13:32,663 aboutjoining your order. 1585 01:13:32,732 --> 01:13:34,495 What size sheet do you wear? 1586 01:13:36,235 --> 01:13:38,169 [Horn Honking] 1587 01:13:38,237 --> 01:13:40,000 J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J 1588 01:13:40,072 --> 01:13:42,597 J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J 1589 01:13:42,675 --> 01:13:44,267 J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J 1590 01:13:44,343 --> 01:13:46,436 J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J 1591 01:13:46,512 --> 01:13:47,911 J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J 1592 01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:49,641 J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba JJ 1593 01:13:49,715 --> 01:13:51,182 Hey! Hold on. 1594 01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:53,184 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1595 01:13:53,252 --> 01:13:55,686 Can I see some tickets, guys? 1596 01:13:55,755 --> 01:13:57,188 We don’t need tickets. 1597 01:13:57,256 --> 01:13:59,190 We are brothers of the faith. 1598 01:13:59,258 --> 01:14:01,692 We don’t need tickets to walk with love. 1599 01:14:01,761 --> 01:14:03,194 We got to see tickets. 1600 01:14:03,262 --> 01:14:05,958 All right. We are not brothers of the faith. 1601 01:14:06,032 --> 01:14:07,363 We are police ofﬁcers. 1602 01:14:07,433 --> 01:14:09,025 Sorry, man. You got to have tickets. 1603 01:14:09,101 --> 01:14:10,227 Let’s have some tickets. 1604 01:14:10,303 --> 01:14:13,704 No. That is a gun. That is not a ticket. 1605 01:14:13,773 --> 01:14:15,536 Did you bring the ID? 1606 01:14:15,608 --> 01:14:16,666 No. Uh—uh. 1607 01:14:29,722 --> 01:14:32,816 We have got to get in here right now. 1608 01:14:32,892 --> 01:14:34,154 This is very important. 1609 01:14:34,226 --> 01:14:35,659 Hey, Sarge. The van. 1610 01:14:35,728 --> 01:14:37,320 Huh? The van! 1611 01:14:37,396 --> 01:14:40,957 jeez, no wonder Anita Bryant’s pissed off. 1612 01:14:41,033 --> 01:14:43,160 [Horn Honking] 1613 01:14:43,235 --> 01:14:45,601 Hey! Hey! Wait a minute. 1614 01:14:45,671 --> 01:14:46,660 Hey, you! 1615 01:14:46,739 --> 01:14:49,674 Hey, where are you taking this tow truck? 1616 01:14:49,742 --> 01:14:52,176 Where are you going with our van? 1617 01:14:52,244 --> 01:14:54,109 Take a walk. 1618 01:14:54,180 --> 01:14:57,172 What do you mean, take a walk? Who are you? 1619 01:14:57,249 --> 01:14:58,511 Who owns this van? 1620 01:14:58,584 --> 01:14:59,778 Who are you, anyway? 1621 01:14:59,852 --> 01:15:01,183 Sergeant Stedenko. 1622 01:15:01,253 --> 01:15:02,686 Sergeant Stedenko. What van? 1623 01:15:02,755 --> 01:15:05,189 What do you mean? This van right here. 1624 01:15:05,257 --> 01:15:07,191 [Driver] Let’s see some I.D. 1625 01:15:07,259 --> 01:15:08,692 Hold it right there. 1626 01:15:08,761 --> 01:15:11,195 Hold it right there. Come back here. 1627 01:15:11,263 --> 01:15:13,197 Tell him we didn’t do nothing. 1628 01:15:13,265 --> 01:15:15,699 You didn’t do a damn thing. 1629 01:15:15,768 --> 01:15:17,702 Take it easy! Take it easy! 1630 01:15:17,770 --> 01:15:20,204 Hey, you know who he is? 1631 01:15:20,272 --> 01:15:21,705 Tell him, boss. 1632 01:15:21,774 --> 01:15:23,207 Benny, shut up. 1633 01:15:23,275 --> 01:15:26,312 We got to call the paddy wagon. 1634 01:15:26,312 --> 01:15:28,143 Moving right along, 1635 01:15:28,214 --> 01:15:30,648 we don’t know who they are, 1636 01:15:30,716 --> 01:15:33,150 but here’s Alice Bowie. 1637 01:15:50,236 --> 01:15:52,204 Don’t worry about it. 1638 01:15:52,271 --> 01:15:54,865 Ifyou die, I’m the manager. 1639 01:15:54,941 --> 01:15:57,671 [Band Warming Up] 1640 01:15:59,245 --> 01:16:01,179 [Cheering] 1641 01:16:10,256 --> 01:16:11,655 You’d better be good. 1642 01:16:11,724 --> 01:16:15,182 Look, I’m notjust in it for the money. 1643 01:16:15,261 --> 01:16:17,695 I really like it. 1644 01:16:17,763 --> 01:16:19,924 Hi. Hi. 1645 01:16:19,999 --> 01:16:22,194 jade East. 1646 01:16:27,573 --> 01:16:29,700 [Cheering] 1647 01:16:31,711 --> 01:16:33,144 [Booing] 1648 01:16:47,727 --> 01:16:49,695 You’re the worst! 1649 01:16:49,762 --> 01:16:52,424 You guys really had a scheme going, didn’t you? 1650 01:16:52,498 --> 01:16:55,661 Thought you’d get away with it? 1651 01:16:55,735 --> 01:16:58,135 Almost $9 billion. 1652 01:16:58,204 --> 01:17:01,173 Nine billion big ones to help disease young minds 1653 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,674 with marijuana, smack, toot, crackers, you name it. 1654 01:17:03,743 --> 01:17:06,177 Sarge, the wagons are on their way. 1655 01:17:06,245 --> 01:17:08,679 Do you realize that this is the bust? 1656 01:17:08,748 --> 01:17:11,717 This is the one that will send me to the top. 1657 01:17:19,759 --> 01:17:22,091 Nail it down, man. 1658 01:17:26,766 --> 01:17:27,824 [Stedenko] Harry? 1659 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:29,197 What? 1660 01:17:29,268 --> 01:17:31,702 Are you sure you talked to headquarters? 1661 01:17:31,771 --> 01:17:33,705 They said they’re on their way. 1662 01:17:35,274 --> 01:17:36,707 No. Asundae. 1663 01:17:36,776 --> 01:17:37,708 Hot fudge? 1664 01:17:37,777 --> 01:17:40,211 With some whipped cream on top, nuts. 1665 01:17:40,279 --> 01:17:41,211 What’s this? 1666 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:42,713 They’re anchovies. 1667 01:17:42,782 --> 01:17:44,374 Ah, good. Thanks. 1668 01:17:45,785 --> 01:17:47,548 I’ll buy you something to eat. 1669 01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:48,678 I’m stoned. 1670 01:17:48,754 --> 01:17:51,222 Yes, you are very, very stoned. 1671 01:17:51,290 --> 01:17:53,190 Look at this. 1672 01:17:53,259 --> 01:17:54,385 [Giggling] 1673 01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:56,724 Sick! You’ve got food all overyour uniform. 1674 01:17:56,796 --> 01:17:58,627 You’ve got no self—control whatsoever. 1675 01:17:58,698 --> 01:18:00,723 Come on, man! Let’s do it! 1676 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:01,926 [Booing] 1677 01:18:03,803 --> 01:18:05,270 Do something! 1678 01:18:11,877 --> 01:18:13,344 [Cheering] 1679 01:18:22,021 --> 01:18:24,182 All right! You guys ready? 1680 01:18:24,256 --> 01:18:25,883 [Cheering] 1681 01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:27,789 1,2, 3! 1682 01:18:27,860 --> 01:18:29,191 Yeah! 1683 01:18:59,692 --> 01:19:02,217 J My mama talkin’ to me, trying to tell me how to live J 1684 01:19:04,864 --> 01:19:06,195 J But I won’t listen to herJ 1685 01:19:06,265 --> 01:19:08,199 J Because my head is like a sieve J 1686 01:19:16,075 --> 01:19:17,269 J My daddy, he disowned me J 1687 01:19:17,343 --> 01:19:18,970 J Because I wear my sister’s clothes J 1688 01:19:21,347 --> 01:19:24,373 J He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of panty hose J 1689 01:19:31,724 --> 01:19:34,557 J My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team J 1690 01:19:36,829 --> 01:19:38,660 J For wearing high—heeled sneakers J 1691 01:19:38,731 --> 01:19:41,165 JAnd acting like a queen JJ 1692 01:19:45,037 --> 01:19:47,198 Why don’t you guys admit it? 1693 01:19:47,273 --> 01:19:48,706 You got the munchies, right? 1694 01:19:48,774 --> 01:19:52,039 I’ve never seen anything so disgusting in all my life. 1695 01:19:52,111 --> 01:19:53,578 You’ve let me down, boys. 1696 01:19:53,646 --> 01:19:55,546 Harry, are you understanding me? 1697 01:19:55,614 --> 01:19:57,548 I am stoned! I am stoned! 1698 01:19:57,616 --> 01:19:59,049 So go with it. 1699 01:19:59,118 --> 01:20:00,710 Put it in your sundae. 1700 01:20:00,786 --> 01:20:03,220 Go with it? Get away from... 1701 01:20:03,289 --> 01:20:05,723 You almost botch up the entire operation, 1702 01:20:05,791 --> 01:20:07,224 you lose my best dog, 1703 01:20:07,293 --> 01:20:09,227 two guys piss on my leg, 1704 01:20:09,295 --> 01:20:11,229 and you tell me to go with it? 1705 01:20:11,297 --> 01:20:12,730 I’ll go with it! 1706 01:20:12,798 --> 01:20:16,757 Go with it. G—go with it. 1707 01:20:16,836 --> 01:20:21,739 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1708 01:20:21,807 --> 01:20:24,173 I’m so bloody rich! 1709 01:20:31,283 --> 01:20:34,411 I only know three chords! 1710 01:20:40,259 --> 01:20:42,921 You fools! 1711 01:20:59,278 --> 01:21:01,712 [Yelling Unintelligibly] 1712 01:21:29,642 --> 01:21:32,076 [Audience Chanting] More! More! More! 1713 01:21:32,144 --> 01:21:35,272 More! More! More! 1714 01:21:35,347 --> 01:21:37,178 More! More! More! 1715 01:21:37,249 --> 01:21:39,183 More! More! More! 1716 01:21:39,251 --> 01:21:42,015 More! More! More! 1717 01:21:42,087 --> 01:21:43,782 [Humming] 1718 01:21:43,856 --> 01:21:46,347 J My mama talkin’ to me, trying to tell me how to live JJ 1719 01:21:46,425 --> 01:21:48,188 [Humming] 1720 01:21:48,260 --> 01:21:50,194 Wow. Did you hear that crowd? 1721 01:21:50,262 --> 01:21:52,253 They gave us a standing ovation. 1722 01:21:52,398 --> 01:21:55,196 We’re going to have a bad band. 1723 01:21:55,267 --> 01:21:59,135 We had them eating right out of their hands. 1724 01:21:59,204 --> 01:22:01,695 We’re going to be big, man, really big. 1725 01:22:01,774 --> 01:22:04,208 We’ll be bigger than Ruben and thejets. 1726 01:22:04,276 --> 01:22:06,710 All we got to do is keep practicing, 1727 01:22:06,779 --> 01:22:07,711 just keep it together. 1728 01:22:07,780 --> 01:22:09,213 I feel good, man. 1729 01:22:09,281 --> 01:22:11,715 I wish we had something to celebrate. 1730 01:22:11,784 --> 01:22:13,877 You got ajoint or anything? 1731 01:22:13,953 --> 01:22:15,045 Hey. 1732 01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:17,315 What? We getting pulled over? 1733 01:22:17,389 --> 01:22:20,222 |just remembered. I got some hash. 1734 01:22:20,292 --> 01:22:22,226 Oh, yeah? Fire it up, homes. 1735 01:22:22,294 --> 01:22:24,057 I need a pin or something. 1736 01:22:24,129 --> 01:22:27,155 There’s a pin right here on my tutu, man. 1737 01:22:27,232 --> 01:22:30,167 Be brave and remind me to take those back. 1738 01:22:30,235 --> 01:22:32,669 We’ll get charged for an extra day. 1739 01:22:32,738 --> 01:22:34,171 I forgot all about this. 1740 01:22:34,239 --> 01:22:36,673 We’re going to have a limo, man, 1741 01:22:36,742 --> 01:22:39,540 and food backstage, man, everything. 1742 01:22:39,612 --> 01:22:42,672 We need a manager. That’s the only thing. 1743 01:22:42,748 --> 01:22:44,773 My cousin. 1744 01:22:44,850 --> 01:22:46,681 He doesn’t have a job. 1745 01:22:46,752 --> 01:22:48,686 We’ll make him the manager. 1746 01:22:48,754 --> 01:22:51,188 He’s got a van. It’ll be heavy. 1747 01:22:51,256 --> 01:22:53,281 We’ll be the heaviest dudes, man, 1748 01:22:53,359 --> 01:22:56,021 Get all—new instruments, man, everything. 1749 01:22:56,095 --> 01:22:57,187 All right. 1750 01:22:57,262 --> 01:22:58,695 What’s this? 1751 01:22:58,764 --> 01:23:00,197 I think its hash. 1752 01:23:00,265 --> 01:23:01,994 It doesn’t look like much. 1753 01:23:02,067 --> 01:23:03,659 Where’d it go? 1754 01:23:03,736 --> 01:23:05,226 I don’t know. 1755 01:23:05,304 --> 01:23:07,169 Oh! Aah! 1756 01:23:07,239 --> 01:23:08,638 Hey, watch the road, man. 1757 01:23:08,707 --> 01:23:09,901 Aah! Aah! 1758 01:23:09,975 --> 01:23:11,169 Oh, shit! 1759 01:23:11,243 --> 01:23:12,608 Hey! Hey! Watch the road! 1760 01:23:12,678 --> 01:23:13,940 Aah! Ow! 1761 01:23:14,013 --> 01:23:15,207 Oh, shit! 1762 01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:17,714 Hey, man, you dropped it in my lap! 1763 01:23:17,783 --> 01:23:19,216 Well, stop the car. 1764 01:23:19,284 --> 01:23:21,081 Reach your hand down there. 1765 01:23:21,153 --> 01:23:23,280 Stop the car. Here. 1766 01:23:23,355 --> 01:23:24,690 Cabron, my huevos is too hot. 1767 01:23:24,690 --> 01:23:26,351 Cabron, my huevos is too hot. 1768 01:23:26,425 --> 01:23:28,154 ; Ydespues I choke J 1769 01:23:28,226 --> 01:23:29,284 Oh, shit! 1770 01:23:29,361 --> 01:23:31,727 ; y todo mis care; 1771 01:23:31,797 --> 01:23:33,697 J Go up in smokeJ 1772 01:23:33,765 --> 01:23:36,427 J Come on, let’s go get high J 1773 01:23:36,501 --> 01:23:39,629 J Up in smokeJ 1774 01:23:39,705 --> 01:23:44,108 J That’s where I want to be J 1775 01:23:45,944 --> 01:23:48,970 J ’Cause when I’m high J 1776 01:23:49,047 --> 01:23:54,110 J The world below don’t bother me J 1777 01:23:55,754 --> 01:24:05,220 J When life begins to be one long and dangerous road J 1778 01:24:05,297 --> 01:24:08,289 J I take a toke J 1779 01:24:08,366 --> 01:24:12,962 JAnd all my cares go up in smoke J 1780 01:24:14,973 --> 01:24:22,311 ; Ha y gente que se mon‘ifica all the time J 1781 01:24:25,217 --> 01:24:32,646 ;5e hacen Viey'os antes de su tiempo ; 1782 01:24:34,559 --> 01:24:42,159 J But I say arabata all the gusto you can ﬁnd J 1783 01:24:44,069 --> 01:24:51,032 ;Porque all of the time get high, high J 1784 01:24:51,109 --> 01:24:53,942 J Come on, let’s go get high J 1785 01:24:54,012 --> 01:24:57,209 J Up in smokeJ 1786 01:24:57,282 --> 01:25:03,152 J That’s where I want to be J 1787 01:25:03,221 --> 01:25:05,883 J ’Cause when I’m high J 1788 01:25:05,957 --> 01:25:11,293 J The world below don’t bother me J 1789 01:25:12,931 --> 01:25:22,567 J When life begins to be one long and dangerous road J 1790 01:25:22,641 --> 01:25:25,576 J I take a toke J 1791 01:25:25,644 --> 01:25:31,207 J And all my cares go up in smoke... J 1792 01:25:32,684 --> 01:25:35,551 J I take a toke J 1793 01:25:35,620 --> 01:25:37,144 J And all my cares J 1794 01:25:37,222 --> 01:25:41,158 J Go up in smoke JJ 120618