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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:02,970 Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"... 2 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:04,220 I couldn't send Neron into hell 3 00:00:04,230 --> 00:00:06,000 without sending Dez down with him. 4 00:00:06,010 --> 00:00:07,820 I killed the man I loved, and for what? 5 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:09,590 John, you have to stop this. 6 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,060 If Desmond isn't dragged to hell 7 00:00:11,070 --> 00:00:12,170 and you don't join the Legends, 8 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,730 the effects could be cataclysmic. 9 00:00:13,740 --> 00:00:15,700 History be bloody damned. 10 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:17,230 I really care about you. 11 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:19,060 This thing between us, it isn't real. 12 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:20,300 It never was. 13 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:26,340 - Uh... - What's that? 14 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:27,880 I think John just broke time. 15 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:33,050 Oy, see, check this out. 16 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:34,650 I got my powers back. 17 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:38,340 Zari. 18 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:42,090 Constantine did it. 19 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:44,390 He changed the timeline back in New Orleans. 20 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,930 He saved old Dez. 21 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,870 Unfortunately, I have no idea why you're a cat, Z. 22 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,230 Oh, quit your whinging. 23 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,930 I know it's a pretty raw deal for you. 24 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:56,040 Especially 'cause... 25 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:58,010 Well, who knows what they put in cat food. 26 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:04,080 On the plus side you are cute as hell. 27 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:07,710 Z, it has been an experience. 28 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,920 Now, I'm gonna set the autopilot 29 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:12,420 to take you back to the "Waverider," 30 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:17,120 but first we're gonna drop me off somewhere fabulous. 31 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:23,860 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 32 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,280 Hope y'all are thirsty for champagne. 33 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:40,350 Because I'm feeling a little bubbly. 34 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,430 Whoo! 35 00:01:51,470 --> 00:01:53,360 Hello, Red. 36 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:57,730 Ms. Monroe. How's lady luck treating you? 37 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:00,210 Ooh. Ooh. 38 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,410 Red, it's me. Charlie. 39 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:08,540 - Shapeshifter. - Cheers to Saint Patrick. 40 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:09,980 What are you doing here? 41 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:12,310 I haven't seen you since we escaped from that prison. 42 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,250 Yeah. Hey listen, mate. 43 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,120 You got to stop doing your leprechaun magic 44 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:17,920 so out in the open like this, all right? 45 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,790 I do this all the time. 46 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,160 These humans, they don't notice anything. 47 00:02:22,170 --> 00:02:23,660 Watch. 48 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,930 Lucky 11. Winner! 49 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:31,100 Quit doing that. 50 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:33,000 But I'm just having a little fun. 51 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:34,740 What's got you so worried? 52 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:36,200 The Magic Police? 53 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:38,030 They're called the Legends and I'm just trying 54 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,740 to stay off their radar for a little while. 55 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:41,340 Sounds to me like you're scared. 56 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:42,660 What, of them? 57 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:44,230 No, no, no, they're not dangerous. 58 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,880 They're just annoying little boy scouts, you know? 59 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:53,420 Reach for the sky, you filthy animals. 60 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:55,420 Pretty please. 61 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:57,390 He asked nicely. 62 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,690 Greetings, gentlemen. 63 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,060 Ah, the leprechaun. 64 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:02,530 You fellas play? 65 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:05,400 Ahh... no. 66 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:13,670 Oh, my God. Why did you do that? 67 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,240 Marilyn Monroe. 68 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,010 I am killing it at historical figure bingo. 69 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:19,890 All right, everyone, calm down. 70 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,080 We just saved your butts 71 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,450 from a very dangerous magical creature. 72 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,990 Who are you guys? 73 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:52,530 Hi, Nate Heywood. Monster hunter. 74 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:54,600 Just wanted you ladies to know you're in good hands. 75 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,830 Man, Garima is gonna flip 76 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,690 when she hears we met Marilyn Monroe. 77 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,760 Do you think a murderous alien queen 78 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:07,330 that sprang to life from Mick's fantasies is into Marilyn? 79 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:09,700 Yes. 80 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:13,200 Hmm. 81 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:15,870 What is up with these guys? 82 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,550 Gideon, any messages while we were gone? 83 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,450 You missed calls from Barry Allen, 84 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,480 Oliver Queen, and Kara Zor-El. 85 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:24,650 Sounds like the annual crossover. 86 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:26,810 Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass. 87 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,840 Did I tell you Oliver owes me money? 88 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:33,530 I bet this year they'll swap costumes. 89 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,590 Oh, Zari. Well, I'm glad to see 90 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,260 that you made it back to the ship okay. 91 00:04:40,670 --> 00:04:43,400 Okay, I hear you. You're still mad at me. 92 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:45,900 Listen, I really need your help. 93 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:49,340 All right, yeah, I can see that being a cat 94 00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:51,040 is your main concern right now, 95 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:54,070 but I still don't know why you're a cat. 96 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,070 Ms. Tomaz was turned into a cat 97 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,250 during the team's encounter with a Fairy Godmother. 98 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:01,320 Whoa, Gideon, your latest upgrade, smoking. 99 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,420 Thank you, Miss Jiwe. 100 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:05,850 Amaya Jiwe, yup, that's me. 101 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:08,790 And may I say your new upgrade and accent 102 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,420 are also smoking. 103 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:11,560 - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 104 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:13,170 You know, I'm just trying something out. 105 00:05:14,510 --> 00:05:16,130 Yeah, okay, one last question. 106 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:18,400 Why are the Legends homicidal wankers now? 107 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,670 If you're referring to the Custodians of the Chronology, 108 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,540 their policy towards magical creatures 109 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,910 has been shoot on sight 110 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,270 since their disastrous encounter at Woodstock. 111 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,610 Right. Thanks, Gideon. 112 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:32,410 Must be fallout from 113 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:34,150 Constantine altering the timeline. 114 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,210 Right, this zero tolerance bollocks ends now. 115 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,660 Hey, people! 116 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:45,160 I have an announcement to make. 117 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,360 Please, gather around. 118 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:49,030 Come listen. 119 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:54,170 So I know our shoot-first, ask-questions-never policy 120 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:58,570 has lead to some interesting decorations, 121 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:00,440 but it's time to change. 122 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:03,040 From now on we are going to capture the magical creatures 123 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:07,710 and bring them to the Bureau like we are supposed to. 124 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,080 Why are you looking at me weird? 125 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:14,590 Well, just seems like a shame to change our policy now. 126 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,860 Considering we're so close to capturing our white whale. 127 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:19,530 That's a "Moby Dick" reference. 128 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:22,730 And what is your white whale? 129 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:25,080 The only creature we haven't been able to capture 130 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:27,130 because it's quite elusive. 131 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:31,240 Maybe because it has the ability to change shape. 132 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,540 Shapeshifter! 133 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:34,440 How dare you step on this ship 134 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:36,710 and pretend to be our dead captain. 135 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,010 What? 136 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,440 Wait, Sara's dead? 137 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:42,880 Yeah, that's why we know you're not Sara. 138 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:44,680 Is that why you guys are like this? 139 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:45,780 Like what? 140 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:48,820 Hunting down magical creatures like it's a... 141 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:51,530 Yes! 142 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:52,960 Damn it, Garima. 143 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:55,500 I called dibs on killing shapeshifter last week. 144 00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:59,000 You know what? He did. 145 00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:00,390 You remember when we were roasting 146 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,200 that little baby Gryphon, 147 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:03,900 which was delicious, by the way, 148 00:07:03,910 --> 00:07:05,540 but you guys got into an argument 149 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,770 about who actually killed it, so then Ray got upset 150 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:10,440 and he was like, "Hey, I wanna kill the shapeshifter." 151 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:14,110 Oh, it heals itself and turns into Amaya. 152 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,250 This is not good. 153 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:18,650 - Kill her again! - I get to kill her this time. 154 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,790 After her! 155 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,020 Zari. 156 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:23,250 Oh, bollocks. 157 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:25,160 - Go, go! - Come on, Ray! 158 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:27,160 Check the library! 159 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:28,830 Make sure she doesn't steal anything! 160 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,770 They've become maniacs. 161 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:39,310 Okay, this is bad. 162 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,710 What, Constantine? Yes, this is his fault. 163 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:46,250 He needs to help us fix this, but where is he? 164 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:53,420 Nice work, Zari cat. 165 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,860 I can't very well walk around here looking like this. 166 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:13,310 Oh, hush, it's still me 167 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,580 despite the insane grin on my face. 168 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,720 I don't remember there being a memorial here. 169 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:33,460 Sara Lance struck down by unicorn. 170 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:35,630 Bollocks. 171 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,530 Gary, you're late. 172 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:40,200 Uh, sorry, Mr. Heywood, 173 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:44,240 my cat-sitter quit on me, so... 174 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,490 This place is going to hell in a hand basket. 175 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,760 Yeah, it's my bad, sir. 176 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:50,140 Look, the Custodians of the Chronology 177 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,000 just destroyed a freaking leprechaun. 178 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:54,090 All right, you know what? If you see them, 179 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:58,620 tell them they're getting a scream-down from me. 180 00:08:58,630 --> 00:09:00,850 Oh, one more thing, Mr. Heywood. 181 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,620 Have you seen John Constantine around? 182 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,090 Is that a joke? 183 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:07,360 He's been in confinement for months. 184 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:09,800 You put him there. 185 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,970 - Idiots. - Right. 186 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,850 This isn't the when when I'm supposed to be. 187 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,110 Johnny... Johnny... 188 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,610 No, the truth is not the truth! 189 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,080 All right, this is not the when 190 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,260 when I'm supposed to be. 191 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,360 You should go. 192 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:35,360 So what's real, Johnny? 193 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:38,360 Reality is fractured, but the pieces, 194 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,660 they speak to each other like light 195 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:44,400 between broken mirrors. 196 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:45,980 John Constantine. 197 00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:48,470 Confined for becoming dangerously unstable 198 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,270 after suspected time crimes. 199 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,940 Are you real? 200 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:55,680 Do you exist? Because it's really hard to tell these days. 201 00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:57,610 Yup, bloke's gone cuckoo. 202 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,010 Ha. 203 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:03,180 I sense a familiar face. 204 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,190 Who is that? 205 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,140 Z? Z, Is that you? 206 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:10,820 Why the transmogrification? Let's get this sorted out. 207 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:14,600 Yeah, all right, I'm sorry, but this is the only way 208 00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:17,560 that you will know your true self. 209 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:24,200 Oh, finally. 210 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,050 Hairball. 211 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:37,320 Because of you dicks, I have been a cat for so long. 212 00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:40,390 Do you know where this tongue has been? 213 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,660 Places. 214 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:43,520 I wasn't sure that reversal was gonna work 215 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,390 because I've been feeling a little, 216 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,860 you know, insane lately. 217 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,930 Yeah, well, you only have yourself to blame. 218 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,230 Wait, what? 219 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,630 You created a time wave 220 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,000 when you changed your past with Desmond. 221 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:55,670 Because you're the epicenter, 222 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,170 your experience of this timeline and that one 223 00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,910 both exist in your brain. 224 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,610 Just give me a break here. 225 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,740 All right, what you're trying to say is that I broke time? 226 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,310 Yes, back in New Orleans. 227 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,780 Sure, you don't have to live 228 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:10,350 with the guilt of damning Desmond, 229 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,390 but you also never joined the Legends. 230 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,660 Without John's help with the unicorn at Woodstock, 231 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:18,280 Sara died, which made the Legends into killers. 232 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:20,480 Well, there's only one way to fix this. 233 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:22,500 We go to back to Woodstock and we save Sara. 234 00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:24,130 - Yeah. - No! 235 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,970 Guys, you're not listening to me. 236 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:29,040 You have to go to New Orleans and set history back on track. 237 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,300 Whoa, whoa, Z. 238 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,410 You're suggesting a total reset of the timeline. 239 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,570 What we need is a surgical strike. 240 00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,520 Now, if we save Sara, 241 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,880 then the Custodians of the Chronology never exist. 242 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,080 I keep my powers, Dez is de-demoned, 243 00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,320 Bob's your uncle. 244 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:44,050 I'm sorry, guys. 245 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:47,420 I have to stop you before you before you make this any worse. 246 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:48,760 Ow! 247 00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:52,890 All right, then. 248 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,260 I'm sorry, love. 249 00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,400 Until you can learn to stay out of my way, 250 00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:59,500 then you... 251 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:03,000 ...are a cat. 252 00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:04,570 In the mood for a prison break? 253 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:07,240 Oh, yes I am. 254 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:18,520 Is the coast clear? 255 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,600 How much of that did you hear? 256 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:25,080 Uh... nothing at all. 257 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,950 Nothing about breaking out or hacking history. 258 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,800 Please don't turn me into a cat. 259 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,190 Well, I didn't turn her into cat. 260 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,490 I returned her to being a cat, 261 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,320 which is considerably easier, believe me. 262 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:38,360 But if you gotta, maybe a Calico and real fluffy. 263 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,060 Okay, I'm ready. Do it. 264 00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:42,300 - What are we gonna do with her? - I have no idea. 265 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,600 You don't have to do anything. I wanna help. 266 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,130 You do? 267 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,110 The Custodians of the Chronology must be stopped. 268 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,010 They turned my Kaupe friend into a rug. 269 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,910 So if you're trying to defeat them, 270 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,660 I want in. 271 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,150 Oy, watch the bumps, yeah? 272 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,260 - Oy! - Shh, someone might hear you. 273 00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:03,810 Red Alert, the "Waverider" is landing. 274 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:06,120 - Red Alert. - Oh, man, the Custodians are here. 275 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:08,360 Could things get any worse? 276 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,580 Wait, stop right there. 277 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,170 Are you me? 278 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,820 Yes. 279 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,300 From the future. 280 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,440 Do I ever find love, or at least my sunglasses? 281 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:22,640 They might be in my other pants. 282 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,410 Yes, Gary, all that and more. 283 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,310 It's the Custodians! 284 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,950 But right now, I need you to delay the Custodians. 285 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,860 Okay. Oh, but be careful. 286 00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,950 There's been reports of a shapeshifter on the loose. 287 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,680 Yeah, I know that already. 288 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,550 Because I'm you from the future, dummy. 289 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,930 Secure the prisoners. 290 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,960 Lockdown protocols have been activated. Hurry! 291 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,140 Okay. 292 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:44,160 Come on. 293 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,890 We gotta find a place to hide. 294 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:49,340 Knock, knock, anybody home? 295 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:56,670 Come on, hurry up! Let me out of this thing. 296 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,010 Oh, God. 297 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,740 Where are we? 298 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,610 This is Ava's office, 299 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,120 but she's gone. 300 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,950 Gone, gone? 301 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:10,120 I'm right here, you idiots. 302 00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:13,920 Dad, we tracked a shapeshifter here, 303 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,400 so we're gonna need you to stand down 304 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,560 and let us our job and bag it for you. 305 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,940 Your job, son, is to bring the creatures 306 00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:22,000 back to the Bureau alive. 307 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,700 Not leave their insides strewn through history. 308 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:27,060 It's called payback for what they did to Sara, 309 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,140 and don't get in our way. 310 00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:32,410 Sharpie? What happened to you? 311 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,630 I'm allowed to grieve in my own way. 312 00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:36,010 Why the hell are you out of your cell? 313 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,710 Well, plans change, luv. 314 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,920 Are you sure you're okay, Director Sharpe? 315 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,550 I'm fine! 316 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,780 I'm just taking some time to get my head together 317 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,890 after Sara was unicorned. 318 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,790 I'm really sorry about that. 319 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,730 Things are not as they seem. 320 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,400 - Amaya? - No. 321 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,530 Well, it's a long story, but time is... 322 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,270 Well, broken. 323 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,630 What are you talking about? 324 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,170 Well, you see, you're living in a timeline 325 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,000 that doesn't exist, and we are from a timeline 326 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,960 where your hair is still blonde. 327 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,030 Okay, I don't have time for this timey-wimey crap. 328 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,540 No, no, this is the truth. 329 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,760 Now, listen. The Custodians of the Chronology 330 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,020 are actually the Legends of Tomorrow 331 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,790 and they're the good guys, mostly. 332 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,720 Yeah, and the kicker is Sara is supposed to be alive. 333 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,650 Did you say Sara's alive? 334 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,810 Yeah. 335 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,200 I knew it! 336 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,520 I knew something was wrong. 337 00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,090 I mean, I like the Indigo Girls, 338 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,830 but they should not be a way of life. 339 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,500 Then let's help them set things right. 340 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,800 What do you guys need from me? 341 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:38,210 Well, well, well, look who's helping our magical fugitive. 342 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,570 Take position. 343 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,810 We were looking for you. 344 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,480 Got eyes on suspects. 345 00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:45,110 Thought you might want to have some fun. 346 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,150 I got 12 gauges of fun right here. 347 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,380 That's it. 348 00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:51,320 I'm placing you all under arrest. 349 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,520 Shut your mouth, pops. 350 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,260 Go! 351 00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,630 Take cover! 352 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,290 Get 'em out of here! 353 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,820 I'll cover you. Go save Sara. 354 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:40,360 Did they really all just kill each other? 355 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,460 Don't think about it. 356 00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,400 And we'll go back in time and we'll fix things. 357 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:45,620 We have to. 358 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,910 Target ahead. 359 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,510 Arming the weapons now. 360 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,120 Is that what I think it is? 361 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,050 Twilight Sparkle come to life. 362 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:03,220 We didn't screw things up for the better this year. 363 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,100 We screwed things up for the more magical. 364 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,870 - Yes! - Nice shot! 365 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:18,240 Who the hell's in the jump ship? 366 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,480 Who cares? Mission accomplished. 367 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,310 And you guys thought we needed Constantine. 368 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,480 Yeah, we saved Sara's life. Now that should fix everything. 369 00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:28,650 The Custodians should be back to being the Legends, 370 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:32,450 and Zari should no longer be a cat. 371 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,390 All right, this might be a crossed wired thing 372 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,800 in my brain, but that is still 373 00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:37,120 a cat sitting there, isn't it? 374 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:39,090 Killing the unicorn didn't solve the problem. 375 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,770 No, Zari, we're not going back to New Orleans. 376 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,870 We need to find out what's wrong with this timeline 377 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,170 and fix it. 378 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,800 All right, we go back to the Bureau, 379 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:50,810 figure out our next step. 380 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:54,480 Charlie, come on. Talk to me, luv. 381 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,950 What's happening? Is everything normal? 382 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,350 No. 383 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,090 In fact, things are pretty far from normal. 384 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,130 No reason to panic. We still got this. 385 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:16,340 Right, we'll find out how the boys died in this timeline, 386 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,720 then we'll go back and save them, 387 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,150 and hopefully when they return 388 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,740 they won't be magical creature murderers. 389 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,690 Right, sounds so simple. 390 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,690 Hey, watch it. 391 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,170 Out of the way, suckers. 392 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,360 Make way for S.O.S. 393 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,030 What the hell is S.O.S.? 394 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,490 Good morning, Sirens. 395 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,230 Good morning, Hank. 396 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,000 Well, I hope you're ready to go to work today 397 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:27,070 because we have one hell of a case on our hands. 398 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,800 If anyone knows what happened to the guys, 399 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,240 it'll be them. Hang tight on the ship. 400 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,680 Looks like I'm joining the S.O.S. 401 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:39,020 All right, ladies. Weapons check. 402 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,820 Way ahead of you, babe. 403 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,550 My pistol's hot and ready. 404 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,270 Hey, girls. Save some fun for me. 405 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,780 Amaya, what are you doing here? 406 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,100 We thought you went back to 1942. 407 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,280 I did, but then I heard about your monster problem, 408 00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:59,380 and, well, I couldn't stay away. 409 00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,650 It's perfect timing. 410 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,160 We are up to our peaches with magical creatures 411 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:06,890 and about to kick some ass. 412 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,360 I'm in. 413 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,570 Johnny, just be honest with me. 414 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,500 This thing between us, it isn't real. 415 00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:18,470 It never was. It doesn't exist. 416 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,710 Get it together, John. 417 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,040 Come on. Get your head together. 418 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,010 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 419 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,650 I know what you're thinking. 420 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,619 You want me to put things back the way they were, 421 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,510 but that's not gonna bloody happen. 422 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:36,220 No, I'm not all right to be honest. 423 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,320 So what kind of fun costumes 424 00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,060 are we gonna need for this mission? 425 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,990 We don't do costumes anymore. 426 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,846 Yeah, we stopped so we could streamline missions. 427 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,600 Yeah, why get all dressed up if we're just wasting 428 00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:48,400 these magical creatures straight away. 429 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:51,100 I mean, please tell me you don't keep 430 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,670 a trophy room of their skulls. 431 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:58,110 What do we look like? Barbarians? 432 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,080 - No, we just toss them. - You what? 433 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,290 Yeah, ever since that Fairy Godmother killed 434 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,480 Nate, Ray, and Rory we just waste 435 00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,320 any magical creature that comes in our path. 436 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,590 No questions asked. 437 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,620 Well, they can't all be bad. 438 00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:12,760 We haven't met a good one. 439 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:15,190 Hey, how is Zambesi? 440 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,430 Hmm? Who? 441 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:20,230 Zambesi. Where you're from. 442 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,370 It's great. 443 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,470 Yeah, it's, like, chill. 444 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,980 Super chill. 445 00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:31,840 If I do what you ask, 446 00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:34,780 I'd be sending Desmond to hell. 447 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:42,050 Yeah, I know, maybe I deserve this insanity. 448 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,620 Oh, you're all soft. 449 00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:46,410 Oy, wake up, losers. I know how to fix it. 450 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,960 Right, we got to take care of the Fairy Godmother in Salem. 451 00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:51,250 Fire up the ship. I'm heading up there now. 452 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,330 Cor blimey. 453 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:57,720 No more tea and crumpets for this dodgy doppelganger. 454 00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:02,040 Hard Drive here knew you weren't really Amaya all along. 455 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,780 I'm equipped to detect shapeshifter pheromones. 456 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:08,610 How fortunate our white whale swam right into our net. 457 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,020 What is with you guys and white whales? 458 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,250 Oh, you really think you three can take me? 459 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:17,400 Oh, I can take you alone. 460 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:22,290 Damn it. Get back here! 461 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,470 Oh, hey. How were the Sirens in Space-Time? 462 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,140 Well, they're not the Custodians. 463 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:29,430 They may actually be worse. 464 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,430 Now, let's go save the lads. 465 00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:38,890 The three of you have been so rude with your nasty attitude. 466 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,360 ♪ It will be ever so sublime ♪ 467 00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:44,530 ♪ To slowly choke you up with vines ♪ 468 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,130 Whatever you're gonna do, Charlie, 469 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,440 you better make it fast. 470 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,600 I got this. 471 00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:51,540 ♪ A peach or a cherry ♪ 472 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:56,480 ♪ Any good thing to make us so merry ♪ 473 00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:58,110 Prudence. 474 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,480 Fairy Godmother, are you finished? 475 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:01,540 That was fast. 476 00:23:01,550 --> 00:23:04,120 Yes, and I was thinking, 477 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:06,330 if I'm to be your Fairy Godmother, 478 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:09,460 you must start behaving like a proper young lady. 479 00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:10,860 How do you mean? 480 00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:13,360 Oh, nothing dreadful or out of the ordinary. 481 00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:17,340 Just chores, daily baths, 482 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:19,670 church service each morning, 483 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,810 and you must start eating broccoli. 484 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,670 But I don't want all that. 485 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,940 Well, until our bond is severed, 486 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,950 I'm afraid that's the way it must be. 487 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,520 Now, eat the broccoli. 488 00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:40,490 Fairy Godmother, I relinquish you. 489 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,890 That's cool. 490 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,690 ♪ I alone may become satiated ♪ 491 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,990 ♪ When you're all asphyxiated ♪ 492 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,640 My bond with Prudence has been severed. 493 00:23:57,950 --> 00:24:00,850 Oh, fiddlesticks. 494 00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,950 You know, I hate to jinx us, 495 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,140 but I really think we nailed it this time. 496 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,890 I just hope you guys are right. 497 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,080 What's wrong? What are you looking at? 498 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:20,740 There something on my nose? 499 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,350 Bollocks. 500 00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:27,930 - Anything yet? - Don't rush me, luv. 501 00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:29,900 Who knows what surprises wait for us in here. 502 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:32,170 Looks like there's reptilians in the Renaissance. 503 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,210 Sounds like a team meeting. 504 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:34,760 I'll just pop in and say hello, shall I? 505 00:24:34,770 --> 00:24:36,700 So put on your period-appropriate boots 506 00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:39,800 because we are going lizard stomping. 507 00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:41,470 Oh, hey, everybody, look. 508 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,910 It's our good friend, John Constantine. 509 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,610 Yay. 510 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:47,310 What the... 511 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,010 ♪ Flying through history ♪ 512 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,580 ♪ Solving some mysteries ♪ 513 00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:55,020 ♪ We give bad guys the boot ♪ 514 00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:57,290 ♪ In super hero suits ♪ 515 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,890 ♪ We'll win our victory ♪ 516 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,540 ♪ By stopping witchery ♪ 517 00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:04,790 ♪ So they've got magic ♪ 518 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,160 ♪ Well we've got heart and fabric ♪ 519 00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:10,770 ♪ Puppets of Tomorrow ♪ 520 00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:13,840 ♪ Puppets of Tomorrow today ♪ 521 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:17,970 Welcome to "DC's Puppets of Tomorrow." 522 00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:20,530 "Fraggle Rock" is going on here? 523 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:24,880 Well, today we learned about the importance of cooperating. 524 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:26,920 And about the number three. 525 00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:30,390 And about a famous man from history named Napoleon. 526 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,750 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 527 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,390 I think I need a drink. 528 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,130 Ooh, we can help. 529 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:38,460 ♪ When you're thirsty for a drink ♪ 530 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,270 ♪ And you just can't reach a sink ♪ 531 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,030 ♪ You gotta ask for a help ♪ 532 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,930 No, stop. All right, please, please. 533 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,400 No more singing. 534 00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:48,840 Just tell me, why are you puppets? 535 00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:52,280 Because Rory called us a bunch of Time Bureau puppets. 536 00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:55,480 Yeah, and then he ran off with his new partner in crime. 537 00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:11,610 So did you figure out how I turned into a damn puppet? 538 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:13,160 Yeah, it's worse than I thought. 539 00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:14,360 After we managed to separate 540 00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:15,530 the Fairy Godmother from Prudence, 541 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,400 she somehow glommed onto Rory. 542 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,360 You can probably figure out the rest. 543 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,870 Well, we're just gonna have to keep fixing what's broken 544 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,770 - until we get it right. - Yeah. 545 00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:37,330 Damn it. 546 00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:41,370 Nope. 547 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,320 Hmm. 548 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,770 No plaques. 549 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,090 No plaques. No plaques. 550 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,690 We did it. I'm shocked to bits. 551 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,130 Everyone's alive, Zari's human again, 552 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:17,490 and I still have my powers. 553 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,740 Ah, that's smashing news, luv. 554 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:21,900 Yeah. I mean, sure, it's got a few cracks, 555 00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:23,270 but fixed the timeline. 556 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,670 - See that, Zari. - John, are you okay? 557 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,640 Yeah, yeah, it's... Never better. 558 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:35,980 John. John. 559 00:27:35,990 --> 00:27:38,670 What happened? 560 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,980 Passed out, mate. 561 00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:41,510 He didn't just pass out. 562 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,600 His brain can't handle 563 00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:44,920 this wad of bandages you call a timeline. 564 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:46,590 I can take the pain, luv. 565 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,020 What if you can't? 566 00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:49,160 What if you die, John? 567 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:50,330 What happens to all the people 568 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:52,960 who need you alive and Constantine-y? 569 00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:54,560 Yeah, well, you can leave that to the real heroes, 570 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:57,970 all right, because I'm done giving a damn. 571 00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,420 Oh, I see. 572 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:03,240 This is isn't about saving Desmond anymore. 573 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,680 It's an excuse for you to give up on yourself. 574 00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:07,480 Whoa, whoa, whoa, just leave him alone, will you? 575 00:28:07,490 --> 00:28:10,510 You think because there's no plaques the world is fixed? 576 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,850 I promise you, it's just as messed up out there 577 00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,220 as it is in John's brain. 578 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,040 I know you don't want to send Desmond to hell, 579 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,000 but that doesn't have to be the end of the story. 580 00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:25,560 You of all people can find a way to keep fighting for him. 581 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:29,230 Go to New Orleans and set things right. 582 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,730 Don't listen to her. 583 00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:32,630 Come on, John. It's you and me. 584 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,570 We can make this timeline work. 585 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,370 No, Charlie. 586 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:38,510 We've tried over, and over, and over 587 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,580 to get what we wanted and it hasn't worked. 588 00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,250 Zari's right. 589 00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:45,510 There's still hope for Desmond, 590 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,520 and maybe there's still hope for your powers too. 591 00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:50,690 Hope? 592 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,330 My powers aren't some magic trick. 593 00:28:52,340 --> 00:28:53,560 They're who I am. 594 00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:54,720 I'm not gonna just sit around 595 00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:56,890 and hope that they come back. 596 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,290 I'll fight for them. 597 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,270 This ain't over. 598 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,260 Not by a long shot. 599 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,040 Ava, I wasn't expecting to see you here. 600 00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:18,650 Yeah, the Bureau got an emergency alert 601 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,920 about a magical presence in New Orleans, 2018. 602 00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:23,350 I thought maybe we could check it out together. 603 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,790 Let's get to work. 604 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,360 Cool. 605 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,130 Jeez. 606 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:58,030 I didn't live this specific moment, but I remember it. 607 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,120 It's all part of jumbled, bloody memory. 608 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,440 By the way, only about 10% of what you're saying 609 00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:04,790 makes any sense, but by all means continue. 610 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,580 Right, so the earliest me just left for the market. 611 00:30:07,590 --> 00:30:10,010 The other one is upstairs breaking up with Dez right now, 612 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:13,950 and when Dez leaves upset, I stop him. 613 00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:15,420 Put things back to normal. 614 00:30:15,430 --> 00:30:16,620 All right, good luck. 615 00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:26,390 Blimey, that's a lot of ammo. 616 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,680 - Blimey? - Huh? 617 00:30:27,690 --> 00:30:29,830 Oh, I meant wow. 618 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,980 All right, boys, orders are shoot to kill. 619 00:30:31,990 --> 00:30:33,040 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 620 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:34,670 Shouldn't we discuss what kind of creature 621 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,680 we're dealing with here? 622 00:30:35,681 --> 00:30:37,340 We can't just go in guns a-blazing. 623 00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:40,430 What if whatever's causing this is just a little misguided? 624 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,820 It's a magical fugitive. 625 00:30:41,830 --> 00:30:43,760 We kill those. 626 00:30:43,770 --> 00:30:46,100 You two head out. Stay on the comms. 627 00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:51,580 I killed the man I loved, and for what? 628 00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:53,440 To buy New Orleans a little more time? 629 00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:54,750 Neron needs souls... 630 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,130 Okay, right, I think... I think that 631 00:30:57,140 --> 00:31:00,580 something should be landing right here any second now. 632 00:31:00,590 --> 00:31:02,990 I work alone. 633 00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:07,690 Got it. 634 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,350 All right, Gideon, what are we looking at? 635 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,560 I've located multiple targets on the ground 636 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,730 each one with a substantial magical signature. 637 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,070 Do we have a visual yet? 638 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,620 Coming up now. 639 00:31:16,630 --> 00:31:18,400 Wait, that's John Constantine, 640 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,100 and there's more than one of him. 641 00:31:20,110 --> 00:31:22,740 Looks like our shapeshifter has a shapeshifter friend. 642 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:23,820 Wait a second, how do you know that 643 00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:25,270 that's not really Constantine out there? 644 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,640 Because it's John Constantine. 645 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:27,820 He doesn't time travel. 646 00:31:27,830 --> 00:31:29,300 Believe me. I tried to recruit him. 647 00:31:29,310 --> 00:31:31,000 Okay, so why don't we capture all three of them 648 00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:33,910 so we can find out if any of them are the real John? 649 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,350 What is wrong with you? You feeling okay? 650 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,350 I'm fine. I'm just a firm believer in taking precautions. 651 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,120 Precautions. Good one. 652 00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:45,790 Ray, Rory, what's your status? 653 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,430 All right, we're in position, 654 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,440 with our sights on the shapeshifter. 655 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,760 When do we get to shoot? 656 00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:53,500 All right, on my mark, open fire. 657 00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:55,670 Sara, don't. 658 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,370 Damn it, Ava, why not? 659 00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:00,220 'Cause I'm the shapeshifter. 660 00:32:02,350 --> 00:32:04,980 Guys, stand down, we have a code blue on the ship. 661 00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:06,820 What the hell's a code blue? 662 00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:08,920 Just don't shoot yet. 663 00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:10,880 There's something going on in your life. 664 00:32:10,890 --> 00:32:11,960 Just be honest with me. 665 00:32:11,970 --> 00:32:13,760 Yeah, do you know what? This thing between us? 666 00:32:13,770 --> 00:32:15,260 It isn't real. It never was. 667 00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:17,250 It doesn't exist. 668 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:19,620 You should go. 669 00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:22,900 Yeah, you're right. I should. 670 00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:27,100 But this, this was real, Johnny. 671 00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:39,680 Hey, you... you dropped this. 672 00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:41,230 My phone. 673 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,960 How did you get down here? You were just upstairs. 674 00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:45,350 Yeah, never mind about that right now. 675 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,740 I have something really important to tell you. 676 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,750 You know what? I think you've said 677 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,020 quite enough today already... 678 00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:52,360 No, no, Dez, please. 679 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,430 Give me a minute, all right? 680 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,730 So you're the shapeshifter. 681 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,630 Why do you look like Amaya? 682 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,770 It is complicated, but this is how you know me. 683 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,500 What's happened to the Legends to make you like this? 684 00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:06,900 What do you mean? 685 00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:10,040 You guys are so intent on killing magical creatures. 686 00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,920 Can't you see that this is wrong? 687 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,040 Not really. 688 00:33:21,050 --> 00:33:22,770 Look, now I know this sounds crazy, 689 00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:25,120 but the me that you were just speaking to upstairs 690 00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:28,050 is my past. 691 00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:31,090 So you break up with me out of the blue, 692 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,960 act like a total ass, and suddenly 693 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,430 that's in the past, just like that? 694 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,280 Listen, literally, that is me from ages ago, 695 00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:41,060 but the person who's standing in front of you right now 696 00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:43,810 is a little bit older and he's a little bit wiser. 697 00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,380 Sure. Still playing games, clearly. 698 00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:47,980 Look. 699 00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:49,980 I thought this was real. 700 00:33:49,990 --> 00:33:51,780 Yeah, it is real, Dez, and that's why 701 00:33:51,790 --> 00:33:54,680 I moved heaven and earth so that I could save you 702 00:33:54,690 --> 00:33:57,320 from a lifetime and eternity of anguish, 703 00:33:57,330 --> 00:34:00,880 anguish that I caused. 704 00:34:00,890 --> 00:34:02,650 Look... 705 00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:04,730 I guess what I'm trying to say is 706 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:07,190 I'm sorry you ever even met me. 707 00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:13,680 Don't be sorry. 708 00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:16,460 Only a fool would fall in love in John Constantine 709 00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:19,730 and not expect it to be rocky. 710 00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:22,030 I knew the risks 711 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,940 and I took 'em anyway for you. 712 00:34:29,290 --> 00:34:31,650 I'm still pissed at you. 713 00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:34,410 Why can't we just go back to the ways things were? 714 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:37,980 That's exactly what I was thinking. 715 00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:39,120 What is that? 716 00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:41,020 Know one thing, Desmond. 717 00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:43,860 I'm not quitting on you. 718 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,900 Sara, crazy-looking Constantine 719 00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:55,200 just memory-flashed a civilian. 720 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:56,240 Can we shoot him yet? 721 00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:57,270 Wait for my signal. 722 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,010 I'm dealing with a situation on the ship. 723 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,930 Constantine might be... 724 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:04,680 Sara? Sara? 725 00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:06,750 Hold on a second, Ray. 726 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,820 Where did you get that? 727 00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:10,760 Look, I don't know who you are, 728 00:35:10,770 --> 00:35:13,180 or why you are on my ship, 729 00:35:13,190 --> 00:35:15,010 but you're never leaving. 730 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,610 Oh, hello, handsome. 731 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:24,330 What are you doing standing in the middle of the street? 732 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:27,730 I was... 733 00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:30,100 You... you went to the market. 734 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:31,600 I did. 735 00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:33,740 Next thing I know I was standing in the street. 736 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:36,410 I don't know. 737 00:35:37,550 --> 00:35:38,970 Wait, Sara, please. 738 00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:40,560 Just tell me why 739 00:35:40,570 --> 00:35:43,600 you're so intent on killing magical creatures. 740 00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:46,010 Because that's how we stay alive. 741 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:52,050 Stop doing that! 742 00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:54,460 - Don't you remember London? - No. 743 00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:55,800 When you and I first met 744 00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:58,460 and I helped you see the truth about magical creatures. 745 00:35:58,470 --> 00:36:00,400 And how did you do that? 746 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:01,800 By being me? 747 00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:04,300 By showing you that I'm not here to hurt humans. 748 00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:06,730 That not all monsters need to be put down. 749 00:36:06,740 --> 00:36:09,230 That's cute, but never happened. 750 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,630 What... 751 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,200 How can you not remember? 752 00:36:13,210 --> 00:36:14,440 Bollocks. 753 00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:16,250 Because of Constantine, you and I never met 754 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:19,890 and you never changed. 755 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:21,290 I'm the missing ingredient 756 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,670 in every one of these botched timelines. 757 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,780 I'm sorry, 758 00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:29,620 but all I see is a threat that needs to be taken out. 759 00:36:29,630 --> 00:36:32,790 Ray, fire when ready. 760 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,100 - You got eggs. - I got the eggs. 761 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,030 I got the bread. Got everything we need. 762 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,200 Soufflé? 763 00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:41,120 Soufflé, but first things first, eh. 764 00:37:43,810 --> 00:37:46,030 You need to be a part of the team. 765 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,500 Your shapeshifting days are over, sweetheart. 766 00:37:48,510 --> 00:37:50,810 - No! - I know who's coming for you. 767 00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:52,640 But choosing a life of magic, 768 00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:54,280 it never leads to a happy ending. 769 00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:56,240 That's the thing about time travel, 770 00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:58,880 there's always a way. 771 00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:00,620 I'm sorry, Dez. 772 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:12,630 John, you okay? 773 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,870 Yeah, well, 774 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,830 my mind is no longer split in two, 775 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,540 but can't say the same about my heart though. 776 00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:22,970 You? 777 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:26,250 Well, lost my powers. Back to being mortal. 778 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:29,450 Sorry, guys. It had to be done. 779 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:32,340 Well, let's go on and find the Legends, shall we? 780 00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:34,150 Yeah, see if all this was worth it. 781 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,390 Yeah. 782 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,360 Well, everything seems pretty normal so far. 783 00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:50,280 This isn't over, you dingalings. 784 00:38:50,290 --> 00:38:53,290 You better watch your knees, Sara Lance. 785 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:56,180 Oh, no, is everyone a puppet again? 786 00:38:56,190 --> 00:38:57,320 What? 787 00:38:57,330 --> 00:38:59,320 - What are you talking about? - I'll kill you all! 788 00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:02,270 I got an anti-magic isolation chamber 789 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,240 with your name on it, Mike the Spike. 790 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:08,720 Ah, the usual insanity that passes for normal around here. 791 00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,550 What is this? 792 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,660 Why are you being so weird? 793 00:39:13,670 --> 00:39:15,490 Well, I... 794 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,980 I do have a little bit of a tale to tell, to be honest. 795 00:39:17,990 --> 00:39:19,180 You fancy a drink? 796 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,420 Hmm, one of those stories. 797 00:39:21,430 --> 00:39:24,740 Let's go. 798 00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:29,210 Hey, Zari, I wanted to say that I'm sorry. 799 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:31,010 For what? For stuffing me into a bag 800 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,740 or almost destroying all of history? 801 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:35,480 Well, yeah, that too, but what I'm really sorry about 802 00:39:35,490 --> 00:39:37,920 is that we got off on the wrong foot. 803 00:39:37,930 --> 00:39:39,250 You're a shapeshifter. 804 00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,780 Your whole deal is tricking people. 805 00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:42,690 Yeah, but now I'm being honest with you. 806 00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:43,990 You know, I could have been anyone 807 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,520 when I got my powers back. 808 00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:47,630 Do you know why I kept coming back to this form? 809 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,250 Because Amaya is very hot? 810 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,720 It's because this is the form I was 811 00:39:50,730 --> 00:39:52,090 when I joined the Legends. 812 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,430 Now, I have been a part of many crews, 813 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,630 and you guys... 814 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,800 Well, you're not rubbish. 815 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:02,540 Listen, destroying history for personal gain, 816 00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:05,710 it's happened to almost everyone here. 817 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,750 Rite of passage. 818 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,020 So you think I'm hot then? 819 00:40:17,130 --> 00:40:20,620 I made snicker doodles with your recipe. 820 00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:22,290 Not bad. 821 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:23,660 Hmm. 822 00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:26,420 I'm reading your novel. I'm on the last chapter. 823 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:29,430 Your females characters are shallow, libidinous, 824 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,900 and so much fun to read. 825 00:40:31,910 --> 00:40:33,200 Hmm. Thanks. 826 00:40:33,210 --> 00:40:37,440 Yeah, good job, um, Rebecca Silver? 827 00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:38,940 Nom de plume. 828 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:40,380 Got it. 829 00:40:40,390 --> 00:40:42,270 So let me get this straight. 830 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,820 They're making love on the surface of the sun? 831 00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:47,670 It's a metaphor. 832 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,020 Got it. 833 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:51,730 And the worst part? 834 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,990 It didn't even make a bloody difference. 835 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,230 I was a fool thinking I could outrun this fight 836 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,360 flying around with you lot. 837 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:04,400 Yeah, we tend to fly directly into fights. 838 00:41:04,410 --> 00:41:07,870 But we do it together, 839 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,440 and we have your back. 840 00:41:10,450 --> 00:41:11,960 Well, as long as you know 841 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,940 what you're getting yourself into 842 00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:17,450 because a demon like Neron, he doesn't just want to win. 843 00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:21,930 He wants to win in the cruelest possible way. 844 00:41:26,930 --> 00:41:28,890 Yeah? 845 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,500 The Kaupe escaped? 846 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:33,030 Here's what I want you to do. 847 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,540 Track him down and recapture him, or else. 848 00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:43,270 Um, there's been a setback, but we'll make it right. 849 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,470 Oh, you'd better. 850 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,300 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 60593

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