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♪ Nothing is holy ♪
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♪ Holy, holy ♪
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♪ Nothing is sacred ♪
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♪ Sacred, sacred ♪
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♪ Nothing is holy, holy, holy ♪
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♪ Nothing is sacred, sacred, sacred ♪
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♪ Nothing is holy ♪
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♪ Nothing is, nothing is
Nothing is, nothing is ♪
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♪ Nothing is holy, holy, holy ♪
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Bedtime, now!
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♪ When I said it out loud
it wasn't as strong as it was in my head ♪
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♪ I tried not to think about it,
so it came back louder ♪
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♪ I think it's been about a year since I
became a snob ♪
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♪ Decided not to play along,
so it grew bigger ♪
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♪ Me and my head have become very,
very, very close ♪
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♪ We decided not to tell you,
to tell you about it ♪
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♪ We're just gonna play it safe
Do what we know ♪
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♪ Play it cool, lay it low
Not tell you about it ♪
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♪ And here I am playing by myself ♪
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♪ Me and my superiority complex ♪
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♪ And here I am playing by myself ♪
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♪ Me and my inferiority contest ♪
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♪ I'm not winning,
but I'm having a very good time ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me the good time girl ♪
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♪ When I said it out loud,
it didn't sound as good ♪
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♪ I couldn't be as proud
as my original thought ♪
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♪ I'm not trying to whisper
what should be bought ♪
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♪ But I can't imagine being out of control ♪
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♪ I knocked off the top, my head and I ♪
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♪ When I'm all alone but I'm in my prime ♪
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♪ Don't want the throne
when I'm doing just fine ♪
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♪ Just as long as I'm having
a real good time ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me the good time girl ♪
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OK, we're ready.
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Hand me the heart.
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You all wanna hear something funny?
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This heart belonged to an Egyptian
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a Muslim.
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Pray!
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Have you been praying here all night?
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It didn't work
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the transplant didn't take.
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How do you know?
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I don't need to know.
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I feel it.
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It was not God.
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It was the Church.
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"Our hatred is concrete
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and our enemy is obvious.
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It is Iblis.
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It is the Christian.
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And as the Koran says:
I will fill Hell with you all
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you and all those after you."
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The latest conciliatory words
from the Caliph.
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A raving lunatic
is not a priority of mine.
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No, everything is your priority
right now
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my most eminent Secretary of State.
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You've got terrorists at your gates
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you've got an overdose
of sexual scandals
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that democratically touches
the entire ecclesiastical hierarchy
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and you've got a Pope
who's no longer loved
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but idolized.
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Three failed heart transplants later
he's still in coma
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so you can't exactly squash the idolatry
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and you know all too well
how dangerous idolatry is.
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Idolatry...
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is the prelude to war.
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My compliments
for your expository clarity.
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Thank you for the compliment.
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Expository clarity is
one of the prerogatives
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of an ambassador to the Holy See.
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I have often asked myself
if you are merely an ambassador
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or if you also perform other,
shall we say
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more delicate roles for governments.
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Nine months ago,
Pius XIII fell into a coma.
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He is still alive
but at the same time, he is dead.
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You need a new Pope.
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Pius XIII is our Pope.
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Have you no compassion,
no Christian charity?
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I don't even know what they are.
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In fact, I'm being paid not to have them.
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I thought they also paid you
never to be moved.
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True.
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I'm only moved in my free time.
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Let me say it again,
you need a conclave.
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You are moving too fast, Bauer.
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The world is moving too fast.
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In the Vatican we move at our own pace
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which is why we have lasted so long.
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- Our procedures are our power.
- Power!
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Power!
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Your empire is collapsing, Voiello.
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And you know it.
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A new Pope...
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For the role in question,
humbly permit me to propose Hernández
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or, how about Sir John Brannox?
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You know Pope Pius XIII so well
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you even claim that Lenny Belardo
granted you a miracle.
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So, what do you think
of this conclave?
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A new Pope while the other one
is still alive?
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Albeit, alas, in coma.
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Doesn't this all seem
a little strange to you?
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No, it's not strange.
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It's criminal.
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I know the Vatican.
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It's a den of snakes
and scoundrels
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blackmailers and perverts.
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And they can't wait
to expel the only pure soul
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who's ever set foot
in there: Pius XIII.
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But they've miscalculated.
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Pius XIII is a saint.
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And to do good,
a saint only has to breathe.
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So, brethren, have we given
the matter some thought?
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- I like Cardinal Paoletti.
- You mean physically?
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I would refrain from making
sexual innuendos these days.
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This is no time for joking, brethren
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we are deciding our own fate
and that of the Church.
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But at any rate,
I fear Paoletti has Parkinson's
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so we'd be back to square one
in three months.
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- Steinbeck?
- Another American?
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And besides, they have just discovered
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a nasty little something in his prostate.
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The legendary Sir John Brannox?
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I've never known a cardinal who could
convert Anglicans to Catholicism before.
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Too much of a snob.
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He didn't want the crimson cap
and didn't attend the consistory.
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OK, Voiello,
why don't you just give us the list
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of whoever's in good enough health?
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That will help us narrow down the list
and speed things up.
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Hernández? He's in excellent health
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and is an extraordinary priest.
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I don't trust extraordinary priests
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under their robes hides an ordinary man.
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I hardly ever understand you, Voiello.
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I feel such tenderness for you, Aguirre.
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Please, don't ever stop
not understanding me.
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Then you suggest someone, Voiello.
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A strong candidate, because Hernández
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has an impressive array of supporters.
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Don't you think that after
all these years my time has come?
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I am in perfect health.
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To that end, I have prepared a copy
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of my latest test results
for each of you.
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Let me introduce you
to Don Luigi Cavallo
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my new right-hand man.
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An expert in making the world
feel uneasy.
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He will be invaluable.
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Now, I encourage you to think of me
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not as the Vatican Secretary of State
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who may at times have been wily
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despotic and brutal.
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As a Pope I would be different...
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warm, moderate, prudent
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and respectful
of all sexual orientations.
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Finally an ordinary Pope
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having been an extraordinary man.
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Just look at him
and picture him as Pope.
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Who is more ordinary than him?
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A stocky build, a forgettable face
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except for one detail which emphasises
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its mediocrity.
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I would wage a war against eccentricity
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wherever it lurks.
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"Living in the norm"
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would be a fitting title
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for a new book that could be released
to mark the occasion.
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Brannox.
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Hernández.
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Brannox.
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Everybody, ascend, go up ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Go up ♪
- ♪ Ha! ♪
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It's not looking good.
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Voiello is not breaking through.
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Hernández is in the lead.
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If he manages to draw
another thirty or so votes
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he is the new pope.
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♪ I remember, a little kid ♪
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♪ I remember ♪
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♪ Singing a song ♪
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♪ Do you remember when you were young ♪
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♪ Do you remember
when you were singing along ♪
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Who the heck is Brannox?
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You have something on your cheek.
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I would like
a pope who allows priests to marry.
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I would like him to officiate
at my wedding to Luisa.
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I'm sure he'd like her.
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Who wouldn't like a woman
blessed with grace and warmth?
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I'd like to come out of hiding
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a condition that has made me
a squalid, miserable, anxious man.
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I would like a pope who could save
all the children we destroyed
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tormented, abandoned.
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A pope who would send me
straight to hell
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because, Holy Father,
I can't take it anymore.
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Where is Aguirre?
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He's already repositioned himself
in Hernández's room.
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The irresistible call of the maracas.
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Voiello, you can't seem to break through.
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- I noticed.
- Oh well, better luck next time.
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Next time I will be 114 years old!
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Tomorrow will be
the 35th round of voting
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at the which point Hernández will only
need 58 votes to become Pope.
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In truth, he already has them
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and with Aguirre, he'll have 59.
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We might as well
align ourselves with him, as well.
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Not on your life.
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Voiello, it's over.
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No, it's only just begun.
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Under pressure
a good Secretary of State
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must be flexible and tactical.
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We don't understand, Voiello.
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You don't understand because
you have given in to your emotions.
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But we must listen to the Holy Spirit
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and a little while ago, the Holy Spirit
came to me and said
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"Voiello, why can't you break through?
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Because the cardinals voting for Paoletti
and Brannox don't trust you.
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They might trust someone who is
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shall we say, more docile,
more malleable.
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In which case,
you would already recover 26 votes
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which, added to your 38, make... 64!"
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That is what that mathematician,
the Holy Spirit, told me.
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Besides, cardinals love
weak, manipulable popes.
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The weak candidate theory,
one of your golden oldies.
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And who is this new candidate?
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Hernández.
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Hernández.
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Hernández.
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Hernández.
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Hernández.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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INAUDlBLE CHATTER
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Have you ever had a histological exam
done on that mole?
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Yes, it's benign.
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This thing I have on my cheek
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is my supplementary brain.
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It only kicks in when there is
some minor problem.
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Like today.
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"Administer justice every morning
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rescue from the hand of the oppressor
the one who has been robbed
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or my wrath will break out
and burn like fire
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because of the evil you have done.
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Burn with no one to quench it."
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No, too apocalyptic, too political.
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It will terrorize the faithful.
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"Even the stork in the sky knows
their appointed seasons
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and the dove, the swift and the thrush
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observe the time of their migration.
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But my people do not know
the requirements of the Lord."
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Enchanting.
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Eminence...
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doesn't it seem a bit too sugary
for the Pope's first homily?
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00:36:37,484 --> 00:36:39,521
Are you embarrassed about your teeth
268
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covering your mouth like that
when you laugh?
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00:36:43,199 --> 00:36:44,690
My dear Cavallo
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let me present Sofia Dubois.
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A woman who will never feel uneasy.
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00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:53,657
Now...
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Too sugary? Not at all.
274
00:36:57,087 --> 00:37:00,330
That passage is sweetness and candour
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just like our new pope.
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00:37:04,553 --> 00:37:07,296
Do you know what really moves me?
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We have elected a pope
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who doesn't realise he is a pope.
279
00:37:15,022 --> 00:37:16,354
And that's a good thing?
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00:37:16,523 --> 00:37:19,357
No, clams, that's a good thing.
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What a superior woman!
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00:39:42,211 --> 00:39:44,248
No! No, no, no!
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00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:09,362
Oh, no...
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Good God, no!
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He's beginning to realise it!
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00:40:17,955 --> 00:40:19,412
Beginning to realise what?
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That he has power.
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♪ High in a stupor ♪
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♪ Sitting on the side of the road ♪
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♪ Ain't got an honest feeling in my bones ♪
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♪ Felt like a fever, came on like a storm ♪
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00:40:40,310 --> 00:40:43,974
♪ But what I felt,
it can't be helped no more ♪
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00:40:45,441 --> 00:40:47,854
♪ Get up up-up-up-up-up-up ♪
294
00:40:48,152 --> 00:40:50,360
♪ If you want my, want my, want my, love ♪
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00:41:23,645 --> 00:41:25,261
♪ I'm a believer ♪
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00:41:36,950 --> 00:41:38,111
My...
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00:42:32,589 --> 00:42:36,333
Mother, would you please bring me
some Easter cake?
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00:42:37,344 --> 00:42:39,506
The one made by Alemagna.
299
00:42:42,808 --> 00:42:46,722
Holy Father, Easter cake
is only made at Eastertime.
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00:42:47,896 --> 00:42:49,137
That's months away.
301
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,806
I don't care.
302
00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:54,358
You would do well to get me some
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00:42:55,028 --> 00:42:57,145
otherwise I will get upset.
304
00:42:57,864 --> 00:43:01,983
And it's not good if the Pope gets upset.
305
00:43:03,412 --> 00:43:04,412
Hmm?
306
00:43:17,134 --> 00:43:19,501
What happened
to the Venus of Willendorf?
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00:43:20,512 --> 00:43:22,378
I imagined you would want
308
00:43:22,598 --> 00:43:25,887
to sell it, Holy Father,
and donate the proceeds to the poor
309
00:43:26,101 --> 00:43:30,141
so I sent it to London
to be auctioned at Christie's.
310
00:43:31,189 --> 00:43:34,273
And were you sorry to part with her?
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00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:37,273
Attachment to material things
is an emotion
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00:43:37,446 --> 00:43:40,735
that does not appertain
to the Vatican Secretary of State.
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00:43:40,949 --> 00:43:42,440
Nor to the Pope.
314
00:43:42,659 --> 00:43:45,447
In fact, we will divest ourselves
of everything.
315
00:43:46,705 --> 00:43:48,947
Even the refugees, Holy Father?
316
00:43:49,124 --> 00:43:51,958
No, they will stay.
317
00:43:54,338 --> 00:43:57,297
It was a brilliant move on my part
318
00:43:57,758 --> 00:44:00,091
a charitable media triumph.
319
00:44:00,761 --> 00:44:03,879
My papacy will be one long
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00:44:04,306 --> 00:44:08,095
luxurious manifestation of poverty.
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00:44:09,019 --> 00:44:13,013
- Which has us all worried, Holy Father.
- Yes, I can imagine.
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00:44:13,523 --> 00:44:15,810
The time of privilege is over
323
00:44:16,026 --> 00:44:20,191
but I am not afraid of your reactions,
Voiello, or that of the Curia.
324
00:44:20,572 --> 00:44:21,983
And do you know why?
325
00:44:22,699 --> 00:44:26,283
Because the people and the press
are all on my side.
326
00:44:27,162 --> 00:44:28,903
The leftist press in particular.
327
00:44:29,081 --> 00:44:32,540
Which is exactly why I invite you
to be prudent, Holy Father.
328
00:44:32,959 --> 00:44:35,918
The leftist press
never gets anything right
329
00:44:36,129 --> 00:44:39,167
they have even lost ground
in nursing homes.
330
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:41,300
By the way...
331
00:44:42,552 --> 00:44:44,919
as soon as possible we must consider
332
00:44:45,138 --> 00:44:47,630
the selection of the new
Secretary of State.
333
00:44:47,891 --> 00:44:50,884
May I have a word with you in private,
Holy Father?
334
00:44:51,103 --> 00:44:53,345
You may speak with me in public, Voiello.
335
00:44:53,522 --> 00:44:57,266
- I have no secrets.
- But I do, Holy Father.
336
00:45:04,616 --> 00:45:06,733
No, no, no! What are you doing here?
337
00:45:06,952 --> 00:45:08,614
It's full, full, full...
338
00:45:10,747 --> 00:45:14,366
We mistakenly thought that
we could have some lunch here.
339
00:45:15,627 --> 00:45:17,664
You have to go
to the Sistine Chapel.
340
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,880
Now.
341
00:45:20,215 --> 00:45:24,300
Francis II is going to address
his brother cardinals.
342
00:45:33,395 --> 00:45:34,761
It's full, full, full, full, full.
343
00:45:40,110 --> 00:45:43,649
It's full, full, full, full, full.
It's full.
344
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,130
Brother cardinals!
345
00:46:11,475 --> 00:46:12,591
Thank you.
346
00:46:13,977 --> 00:46:16,640
Thank you for having placed
347
00:46:17,272 --> 00:46:22,188
a poor, ignorant, awkward monk
348
00:46:22,569 --> 00:46:24,185
on the papal throne.
349
00:46:26,615 --> 00:46:31,030
I would like to address you today,
but who am I to speak to you?
350
00:46:32,412 --> 00:46:33,903
I am just a poor man.
351
00:46:34,998 --> 00:46:38,332
Far better that I speak to you
in the words of the saint
352
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,747
who, as of today
353
00:46:41,087 --> 00:46:43,875
shall be an inspiration to us all.
354
00:46:50,514 --> 00:46:51,846
It's not looking good.
355
00:46:54,059 --> 00:46:57,052
From the Testament of St Francis
356
00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:02,098
"And those who came
to embrace this life
357
00:47:03,068 --> 00:47:05,856
gave as much as they could to the poor
358
00:47:07,072 --> 00:47:10,190
they were content with a single tunic
359
00:47:11,159 --> 00:47:14,118
patched within and without at will."
360
00:47:16,248 --> 00:47:17,248
Or...
361
00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:18,958
or...
362
00:47:19,543 --> 00:47:21,626
Who's he?
363
00:47:24,506 --> 00:47:25,542
The new Pope.
364
00:47:26,383 --> 00:47:29,717
Or this, the last wishes to St Clare.
365
00:47:31,763 --> 00:47:33,846
"And I counsel you
366
00:47:34,558 --> 00:47:39,053
to live always
in this most holy life of...
367
00:47:40,230 --> 00:47:41,437
poverty".
368
00:47:47,779 --> 00:47:50,066
My dear brethren cardinals
369
00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:52,531
starting today
370
00:47:52,951 --> 00:47:57,491
we will all live according
to the rules of St Francis.
371
00:47:58,790 --> 00:48:02,033
Poverty will be our uniform.
372
00:48:03,587 --> 00:48:06,830
And so, as we intone together
373
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,207
the Canticle of Creatures
374
00:48:09,634 --> 00:48:12,297
some friars will move among you
375
00:48:13,096 --> 00:48:16,760
inviting you to place your gold crosses
376
00:48:17,601 --> 00:48:20,435
and your precious bejewelled rings
377
00:48:21,479 --> 00:48:22,479
in the baskets.
378
00:48:22,898 --> 00:48:25,140
All your finery will be...
379
00:48:26,067 --> 00:48:27,067
sold!
380
00:48:27,611 --> 00:48:30,331
- Stand up. Up, up.
- The proceeds given to the poor.
381
00:48:30,447 --> 00:48:31,483
Stand up.
382
00:48:31,698 --> 00:48:34,190
I know, I know,
you will obey me in this,
383
00:48:34,367 --> 00:48:37,576
that you will not cause your Pope
to become upset.
384
00:48:39,664 --> 00:48:42,407
In exchange, I will embrace
385
00:48:44,002 --> 00:48:45,584
each of you.
386
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:34,907
Oh! Oh!
387
00:53:36,044 --> 00:53:39,253
And here is the feeling of the world
388
00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:43,833
that St Francis would have liked...
389
00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:48,011
harmony!
390
00:53:54,687 --> 00:53:57,054
He has taken control of the vault
391
00:53:57,273 --> 00:53:59,765
he plans to give it all away.
392
00:54:00,568 --> 00:54:04,232
All the money, all the gold to the poor,
the secret files to the press.
393
00:54:04,405 --> 00:54:06,237
We will all end up in jail.
394
00:54:06,449 --> 00:54:08,532
He has heard the word of God
395
00:54:08,868 --> 00:54:11,201
and decided to follow literally.
396
00:54:11,871 --> 00:54:15,785
- God was emotional.
- But we are expected to be far-sighted.
397
00:54:16,042 --> 00:54:20,002
Half of the cardinals vote for you,
the other half for me.
398
00:54:20,755 --> 00:54:23,793
Neither one of us
will ever become Pope.
399
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:27,043
I know,
we have to find a third choice.
400
00:54:27,971 --> 00:54:29,212
Who do you have in mind?
401
00:54:29,430 --> 00:54:32,389
The person who got the most votes
after you and me.
402
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,853
- Sir John Brannox?
- Yes, him.
403
00:54:38,439 --> 00:54:40,476
The great advocate for the middle way.
404
00:54:40,692 --> 00:54:42,684
I have never even met him.
405
00:54:43,027 --> 00:54:45,986
You'll like him, a compelling individual.
406
00:54:46,823 --> 00:54:51,534
There is only one problem: it will not be
easy to convince him to accept.
407
00:54:51,953 --> 00:54:55,617
But you, Voiello,
are enormously persuasive.
408
00:54:56,582 --> 00:55:02,499
Voiello, why is it that you and I have
never been able to tolerate each other?
409
00:55:03,673 --> 00:55:05,414
We are too different.
410
00:55:08,636 --> 00:55:11,720
But there is an obstacle
between our intentions
411
00:55:11,973 --> 00:55:13,965
and Brannox becoming Pope.
412
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,057
Francis II.
413
00:55:16,728 --> 00:55:17,935
How shall we proceed?
414
00:55:18,855 --> 00:55:22,144
With the power of prayer and good will.
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