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BOY 1:
Hey, Morris.

BOY 2: All right, man.
BOY 3: What's up, man?

BOY 4:
Morris. Hey.

How do you do that?

- Do what?
- Be so popular.

Everybody knows you.
Everybody likes you.

You hang out with the coolest kids
in school.

Face it, man, if this school had a king,
you'd be it.

Well, you--
Hey, people know you too.

People know me
as some school do-gooder.

- Saint Simon, son of a minister.
- Maybe, but that could be cool too.

I mean,
you're always doing the right thing,

even if it doesn't make you
the most popular guy.

And doing what's right
counts for something.

Yeah, it counts for me
having no fun this year.

I'm tired of doing the right thing.

I want people to like me
because I'm wild and crazy and fun.

You know, not because I'm good.

I wanna hang out with your friends.
Your friends are the best.

- You don't even know my friends.
- They're popular and they have fun.

What else do I need to know?

You hear the news?

My parents took off for the weekend.

- Which means...?
- Party.

- Everybody party.
TOM: Oh, yeah

I already lined up the women.
It's gonna be a blowout.

- So are you in?
- Oh, I'm so in, I'm already there.

Yeah, I'm in too.

Tom, Mike, you know Simon.

Simon Camden.

You're that minister's kid.

My dad's a minister, yeah.

I don't think you'd feel comfortable
at my party.

It's not gonna be a religious affair.

My dad's the minister, not me.

So you wanna come
to my party, huh?

Okay. Okay, fine. Come.

Great. I'll get the address
from Morris.

I better get going,
I don't wanna miss my bus.

I can miss my bus.

- We're out of here.
- Yeah.

I'll see you guys later.

I'll call you later.

Right. I'll see you tonight.

What are you doing?

He wants to come to the party,
let him come.

Simon Camden's not ready
for one of your parties.

Yeah, that's why it will be fun
to have him there.

ANNIE:
No, no, no.

- You can't be serious.
- Oh, I'm serious.

You don't know this boy, Mike,
I don't know his parents,

and you said everyone at the party
is going to be a senior.

The answer is no.

Oh, come on, Mom.
Not everybody is gonna be a senior.

And if I go,
I'll get to know Mike and his friends.

I desperately wanna know Mike and
I want him and his friends to know me.

I want them to like me.
Can you understand?

Since when do you desperately
want someone to like you?

Did you ever go to high school?

If you did, you'd know that high school
is about getting people to like you,

and finding a group and fitting in.

Then find another group,
a group your own age.

- Because the answer is no.
- Thanks for ruining my life.

MARY: Come on, Luce,
why are you so upset?

Luce?

Stop. Let's talk about it.

What's going on?

Lucy is a little upset with me.

No, I'm a lot upset with her.

- Mary and I enrolled in school today.
- Is this true?

We have the same classes,
all the same classes.

What did you do, dig through my stuff,
find my class schedule and copy it?

Unbelievable.

Luce, maybe you're getting upset
over nothing.

You and Mary are both freshmen

and freshman usually take
the same classes, right?

The Sacred Quest?

Mary is taking a class,
my class, The Sacred Quest.

It's an exploration into
the spiritual roots of each student's life

in the context
of various religious traditions.

- The professor's a total babe.
- Mom, tell her she can't do this.

Tell her she cannot hijack my life.

She has to live her own life.
She has to take her own classes.

I really think the two of you
should work this out.

Oh, way to wimp out on me. Thanks.

You are not going out with me
and my friends.

- They invited me.
- No. You invited yourself.

Jill and Barb are my friends.

Take your own classes,
make your own friends.

But I like your classes
and your friends.

I need nice people to hang out with.

I don't wanna get mixed up
with the wrong crowd again.

Maybe you can take Mary
with you tonight just this once.

LUCY:
Ugh!

Hi, miss Kitty. I'm gonna
take a few upstairs to hold me over.

What are you doing?

I'm deciding
if I wanna see my future or not.

I got back letters from
two of the medical schools I applied to.

Oh, is that all?

Well, these letters are from
Columbia University and NYU.

The two schools I really wanna go to.

They're also
two of the toughest schools to get into,

and if they accept me,
well, that means--

They like you?
They really, really like you?

I mean, if I don't get in
to Columbia or NYU,

- I'm not sure I wanna be a doctor.
- That's crazy.

- Crazy maybe, but it's how I feel.
- Open the envelopes.

Come on, let's find out
if you're gonna be a doctor.

No, I opened them.

I just can't make myself
read the letters.

I'll do it for you.

I'm not sure you're ready
for what's in these envelopes.

When I think you're ready,
I'll give them to you.

- I'll help you with that.
- Did Simon talk to you?

ERIC: Mm-hm.
- Is he still upset?

- He was upset?
- Oh, extremely upset.

Didn't Simon tell you

that I told him he couldn't go
to this senior party he wants to go to?

- Oops.
- "Oops," what?

Well, I didn't know you said no
and I said yes.

Go upstairs,
tell Simon you talked to me, nice try,

- but the answer's still no.
- Yeah.

Why aren't you going?

Okay, he shouldn't have come to me
after you'd already said no

but maybe
you shouldn't have said no.

Your forehead's not hot,
but that has to be the fever talking.

Come on, it's just a party.
He just wants to make friends.

No.

We have to let Simon grow up
some time.

Yes, but not tonight.

You know,
he'll be with his friend Morris,

and he's older,
he'll look after Simon.

We don't know Morris.

Well, that's why I told Simon
that we have to meet Morris

- before they go out.
- No.

Oh, I get it.

This is you wishing you had whooped
it up more in high school and college.

And this is about you
wishing you'd whooped it up less

in high school and college.

Fine, if you want him to go,
he can go.

But if the police bring him
back home

after he's been out vandalising
the school gym with his new "friends,"

don't come crying to me about it.

Okay.

Oh, come on, don't do this to me.

I had to beg my parents
to let me go to this party.

Yeah, but I don't think
you're ready for this kind of party.

What are you talking about?

These guys are wild and so are
the people that hang out with them.

- And they drink, they smoke, they--
- I'm not as innocent as I seem.

I can be around people
who are smoking and drinking.

I am ready for this, so do me a favour,
don't hold me back.

This is my chance to be a part
of your very cool group of friends.

- Fine. Let me give you the address.
- There is just one more thing.

My dad will only let me go
if you take me

and if you come by the house and
meet him and my mom before we go.

When did we start dating?

Oh, please just help me out
this once.

Okay. But you owe me.

You get me into this party,
I'll owe you for life.

- How much did you hear?
- Smoking and drinking?

You're only in 10th grade, Simon.
You cannot go to this party.

I'm not gonna smoke or drink.

Let me tell you something
about saying no

when everyone is saying yes:
It's almost impossible.

You gonna tell Mom and Dad
about what you overheard?

No, but I wish
you'd change your mind.

No way. I'm going
and I'm gonna have a good time.

- You are not coming with me.
- Yes, I am.

- You're not coming with me.
- Yes, I am.

Okay, give me my letters back.

- No.
- Yes.

You're not ready.

- So you're saying I didn't get in?
- No.

- So you're saying I did get in?
- No.

What are you saying?

That you're not ready
for those envelopes.

Trust me,
you'll thank me for this later.

- So you're going to the party?
- Would you stop worrying?

Remember, I was raised
by Eric and Annie Camden,

the uber-parents of Glenoak.

I know right from wrong.
I'm gonna be fine.

Mary was raised
by our uber-parents too.

I'm not Mary.

Great, you've met Morris.
Let's go. I'll be home by curfew.

Before you and Simon go
to this party tonight,

I need to know
what your intentions are.

- Intentions?
ANNIE: Yes.

Do you intend to drink?
Do you intend to smoke?

Do you intend to partake
in any illegal activity?

Do you intend to watch over my son

and make sure
no harm comes to him?

Do you intend to have him home
before his curfew?

Hey, I'm just giving him a ride.

No, you're not just giving him a ride.
You're in charge of him.

Come on, Dad, help me out here.

No, Simon.
No more help from your father.

I didn't want you to go to this party,
but I'm going to let you go.

But only if your friend Morris
tells me

that he's going to
watch out for you tonight.

Sure, whatever.
I'll keep an eye on him.

- Do I have your word?
- Yeah. You have my word.

Good.

- Let's get out of here.
- Hey, be careful.

Remember I have your word.

Oh. And don't put the family in the van
and come and follow me to this party.

I'm gonna be fine.

Don't you think
you were hard on Morris?

No.

Look, Simon's gonna be okay.

Well, if he isn't, I'm gonna hold you
personally responsible.

[ROCK MUSIC BLARING]

I'm gonna get something to drink.
You want something?

- You mean a beer?
- No, not a beer, a soda.

Sure.

Hey. You wanna have a little fun?

Hey, Simon, having a good time?

Oh, I'm having a great time.
I really like hanging out with you.

This is a great party,
it's a super party, it's--

The real party's out back.

Come on.
He's not ready for out back yet.

I'm ready for out back.

I am.

Follow me.

- Welcome to the real party.
- Oh, Mike, maybe he doesn't drink.

Yeah, I don't drink.

Well, there's punch over there.

- Cool, I like punch.
- Oh, help yourself.

Get the big cup.

Bottoms up.

- My friends aren't here yet.
- This is a bar.

- So?
- We shouldn't be in here.

We're not old enough to drink
and even if we were, we don't drink.

We can be in a bar and not drink.

And remember,
the only reason I let you come with me

was because you promised
you wouldn't embarrass me.

My friends are older
and mature and--

Drunks.

Did you know
we were coming to a bar?

Is that why
you didn't want me to come?

Hey, Lucy.

Glad you made it. Sorry we're late.
Couldn't find a parking space.

- Isn't this place great?
- It's a bar.

- You remember my sister, Mary.
- It's not just a bar, it's the bar.

- We're not old enough to drink.
- Oh, that won't be a problem.

Barb knows the bartender.

If we order the drinks,
they won't care if you drink them.

Okay, who's buying the first pitcher?

- I will.
JILL: Cool.

What are you doing?

I'm hanging out with my older,
mature friends who like to drink.

- So you drink?
- No.

But maybe tonight I will.

Okay, enough already.

Give me back my letters
or I'm telling Mom and Dad.

If you were gonna tell Mom and Dad,
you'd have done it at dinner.

You don't want Mom and Dad
to know you got those letters.

Probably because
you don't want to remind them

that you are really leaving Glenoak.

Or maybe just don't want them
to know,

in case you didn't get in,
so you can save face.

But whatever it is,
you don't want them to know.

So basically, I own you.

[LAUGHS]

- Give me my letters.
- Don't worry.

When I think you're ready
I'll give them to you.

And until then?

Have you thought
about what you wanna do

if you don't go to medical school?

[BARB & JILL LAUGHING]

- Who's buying the next round?
- I got it.

You haven't even touched your beer.
Are you all right?

It's your sister, isn't it?

I don't understand,

if she doesn't wanna drink,
why doesn't she leave?

I don't know. Let me go ask her.

GIRL:
Hey.

Okay, you win. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna come back
and pick you up.

I don't want your drunk friends
giving you a ride home.

You can't leave. If you leave,
they're gonna expect me to drink,

and I'm gonna have to drink
because I'm gonna be a minister.

What?

If I wanna help the people,
I have to be one of the people.

I have to blend, fit in.

And if that means drinking...

That is so crazy,
it sounds like something I would say.

Please don't leave me.

So it's not so bad
having a sister around?

- Especially a sober sister, huh?
- So you'll stay?

No. We're leaving.

Look, Lucy's leaving right now
because...

Well, if she doesn't, I'm gonna tell
my parents that she was drinking

and she'll get in big trouble.

Man, your sister is mean.

Tell me about it.

- Lucy.
- Sorry, I have to go.

[GIGGLES]

To say that you owe me would be
the biggest understatement of your life.

But do yourself a favour,
dump those two.

They're bad,
and you know I know bad.

Why did we leave the party?
I was having fun.

Because you're drunk,
and you were totally out of control.

I told you,
you weren't ready for this kind of party.

I can't be drunk, it was just punch.

No, not just punch.
Punch made with grain alcohol.

I can't believe you're still standing.
And I can't believe I let this happen.

I'm drunk?

Cool.

You won't think it's cool when you're
puking your guts out on the front lawn.

And speaking of your front lawn,

I really wanna walk you up to the door
to make sure you get home okay.

But if I do, well,
your mom might hurt me.

So you think you can make it on your
own? It's just a couple houses back.

Yes, I can make it on my own.
Just take me home and drop me off.

You are home.

[SIMON LAUGHS]

Well, thanks for the ride.

Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

The first step's a big one.

ERIC: Hey.
- Hi.

What's going on
with you and Ruthie tonight?

- Nothing.
- Where are you off to?

Nowhere.

Ice cream. I have a craving.

I do too.
I wanna know if Simon's okay.

Think you can pick me up
some piece of mind?

No problem.

Okay.

Where are you going?

Ice cream.

- You should leave Simon alone.
- I will as soon as I see that he's okay.

[MARY LAUGHS]

What the--?

Hi.

- No, I think you're drunk.
- I know, I just found out.

Oh, no, it's Dad. What do we do?

Hey, what's going on?

ALL:
Nothing.

Could you pick up some Rocky Road
for Sam and David?

Sure, no problem.

Now what are we gonna do?

[SIMON COUGHING
& THROWING UP]

SIMON: I don't feel so good.
- Neither does my car.

[SIMON COUGHING
& THROWING UP]

I didn't know
there was alcohol in the punch.

- Honest.
- I told you not to go to that party.

Okay.

- So, what are you guys gonna do?
LUCY: We're thinking. We're thinking.

Well, think faster.

I'm starting to feel sick again.

Let's get him inside, tell Mom and Dad,
and take him to a bathroom.

- I agree.
- Wait.

Do we have to tell Mom and Dad
Simon screwed up?

I mean, it wasn't really his fault.

He didn't know the punch
had alcohol in it.

Yeah, and I'll never drink punch
at a party again, ever.

I've learned my lesson.

Come on, let's cover for him,
just this once.

Please, he went to that party.

He knew what kind of people
were gonna be there.

He's responsible. He's guilty.

Let's turn him in.

Okay, so our choices are turn him in
or cover for him.

- Let's vote.
- Vote on what?

Hey, what smells?

You should go inside.
You're not old enough to deal with this.

I'm either old enough, or I'm talking.
The choice is yours.

Fine, you can stay.

Simon...

I drank too much tonight at a party.

- What's the big deal about that?
- I drank too much alcohol.

Why would you
do a stupid thing like that?

- I didn't know it was alcohol.
- How could you not know?

Let's vote. Those in favour
of telling Mom and Dad?

You will thank me for this someday.

No, I won't.

Okay, those in favour
of hiding this from Mom and Dad

and saving Simon's butt?

I don't think
we should let you get away with this,

but I don't think we should turn you in
so I'm not voting,

- but I guess I'm helping.
- Oh, thanks, man.

Don't push it.

Look, I figure if we sneak him
into the house,

sober him up and then sneak him
back out just before his curfew,

then he could pretend
he came home from the party

like nothing ever happened.

- Good plan.
- Really good plan.

Like Matt said, don't push it.

We have to keep an eye on
Mom and Dad. I'll take the first shift.

Sneak him in, get him to a bathroom.
One of you stay with him.

That way, if Mom and Dad
knock on the door,

you can answer for Simon.
Take shifts.

I'll take the first shift.

I'll stick with Matt,
help with Mom and Dad.

Synchronise your watches.

All right, just give me and Ruthie
five minutes,

then move him in the house.

They split up. Where's Dad?

- Just leave Dad to me.
- Okay.

MATT:
Hi.

Hi. Where's the ice cream?

Ice cream.

Yes, your father asked you to pick up
some ice cream at the Dairy Shack.

Oh, I didn't go to the Dairy Shack.

Where'd you go?

- Out.
- Yes, but out where?

I forgot.

- You just got back.
- Yes.

- Okay, what's going on?
- Nothing.

Fine, whatever.
Okay, I'm gonna get the twins upstairs

- and give them a bath.
- No, you can't.

No, I heard excessive bathing
is bad for toddlers.

Well, it's been one day
since their last bath.

That's hardly excessive.

Hey, you say tomato,
the experts say "tomato."

What is going on?

Is this about the envelopes
from Columbia and NYU?

- You know about that?
- I know about everything.

- Do you wanna talk about it?
- Sure.

Okay, just as soon
as I give the boys a bath.

No. I wanna talk to you now.

Can't you just skip the bath tonight,
just this once?

Okay, I can skip the bath.

- But I do need to get them to bed.
- No.

I wanna put my brothers to bed.

Okay, fine.
You can put them to bed.

And you wait for me right here.
You won't move.

- Promise?
- Yes, I promise.

Okay.

[WHISPERING]
Faster, faster, faster.

- We're toast.
- The twins' room. Run.

- What do we do now?
- Pray.

RUTHIE:
Dad. Dad.

- I need to talk to you.
- Ruthie. Thank you, God.

- Okay, I just need--
- No, not later. Now.

It's important. Very, very important.

I need to talk to you about sex.

Yes, I said sex.

Okay.

And I need to talk to you about it
in private.

- She's good.
- I've never been prouder.

Okay, let's go up to your room.

We're going up to my room.

Who are you talking to?

You.

Okay, get Simon into the bathroom.

Lucy can help me
with Sam and David. Come on.

Okay, I've got a question.

About sex?

Yeah. Are you sure you don't wanna
ask your mother about this?

No, I wanna talk to you.

Okay.

So, what's your question?

Why don't you guess?

You want me to guess
the question that you have about sex?

Yeah.

Because?

Are you embarrassed?

Yeah, that's it. I'm embarrassed.
Start guessing.

I can take care of the boys,
get back to Mom.

All right. After you put the boys down,
come down and help me with Mom.

You know, maybe we should have
let Simon get in trouble.

Maybe, but if he's learned his lesson,
what's the point of punishing him?

But what if
he hasn't learned his lesson?

That's got to be the last of it.

I hope so.

So why'd you vote against me?

Why'd you wanna turn me in?

Simon, unless you get in trouble,

you're never going to think
you ever really were in trouble.

And you're probably just gonna go out
and do something like this again.

And maybe next time
you'll do something more stupid.

So instead of just being hungover
with your head in a toilet,

you'll be dead
or you'll kill some innocent person.

- Way to bring the room down.
- This isn't a joke.

Sorry.

You don't get it.

You just don't get it.

And you know why
that I know that you don't get it?

Because for over a year,
I didn't get it.

I thought you wanted to talk to me
about those letters.

I do.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi, Lucy.

- Did you wanna talk to Mom?
- Yeah.

Hi.

What do you need
to talk to me about?

I...

Yes, you...?

Might...

Yes, you might...?

- Get back together with Robbie.
- What?

You can ask your mother and me
anything about anything.

- You know that.
- Reproduction.

Reproduction?

Yeah, reproduction.
That's my question.

But what about reproduction?

Why can't cats mate with dogs?

Okay.

Here, put this on.
Then button up your coat

and maybe Mom and Dad
won't notice you changed.

I couldn't hold Mom any longer.
She's on her way up here.

MATT & MARY: Yes?
- Matt?

Why are you in the bathroom
with Mary?

I don't know.

- He needed some help.
- With what?

My hair. I hate my hair.

- Mary's great with hair.
LUCY: Yeah.

Lucy?

Hi, Mom.

- Is Mary doing your hair too?
- No, I'm very happy with my hair.

Well, when you all get done
doing your hair,

- I want to talk to you.
ALL: Okay.

You think she's onto us?

Okay, here's the thing
about cats and dogs.

A cat is a cat, and a dog is a dog.

And-- Well,
they don't usually like each other.

Well, what if a cat was really attracted
to a dog? What then?

What's going on?

Well, Ruthie had a question about sex,
but I think I covered it.

I have another question.
Can Happy still have puppies?

Yes.

Thanks. Good talk, Dad.

- Something's going on.
- Oh, yeah.

Shh.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

There's someone at the door.

Wait, who cares?

Whoever it is
will keep Mom and Dad busy.

ERIC: I don't know where
the rest of you are but we got it.

Just say you ate some shellfish
and it didn't agree with you.

Okay, breath check.

[EXHALES]

It isn't pretty, but it'll do.

Well, I hope
we did the right thing tonight.

Who thinks
we did the right thing tonight?

Yeah, we screwed up.

Like I said, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to just drop him off
and run,

but he was drunk and I was scared.

I came back
because I gave Mrs. Camden my word

and I wanted to apologise.

I know I should have done
the right thing a couple of hours ago,

but doing the right thing
is kind of new to me.

So it took me a little longer
to make my way back here.

I'm-- I'm so sorry.

- Simon was drunk.
- Yeah, Simon was very drunk.

My friends like to serve this
grain alcohol punch at all their parties.

By the time I found him out back,
well, he was gone.

He was way gone.

I think my friends
were messing with him.

I don't know,
sometimes they could be real jerks.

So is Simon okay?

Oh, I...

Great party.
Thanks for letting me go.

But I'm really beat,
so I'm gonna go to bed now.

Is something wrong?

Drunk?

You were drunk?

And you all tried to hide this
from your mother and me?

Go upstairs.
We'll deal with you later.

I have no idea where to start.

Tonight wasn't my fault.

Okay, I know where to start.
It wasn't my fault.

Whose fault was it?

- The guys who made the punch.
- Ah.

Look, I'll never do it again. I promise.

How can you promise that

when you supposedly have no control
over what happened tonight?

Well, all right. To start with,
you're grounded until further notice.

It's home, school, church. That's all.

All right? No parties,
no after-school activities, no anything.

Until when?

Until we can trust you again.

- You can trust me, you can.
- Well, right now

I think the only thing we can trust is
if you get in the same situation,

that you're going to use
the same bad judgement

and come home drunk again.

You're overreacting.

And you're underreacting.

Fine.

I'm grounded for life.
Can I go upstairs now?

Yeah.

I've been expecting you.

I got in, didn't I?

Yup, both schools.

Partial scholarship to Columbia
and full scholarship to NYU.

Congratulations, doc.

You see, I think the reason you
didn't wanna open those envelopes

wasn't because you were afraid
you didn't get in,

you were afraid you did get in.

You've been
part of this family forever,

and you've been going to school
in Glenoak your whole life.

And now you have to go away,
far away

and make your way by yourself.

You'll have a whole new
group of friends to fit in with

and make like you.
It's kind of overwhelming.

You knew the second
you opened those envelopes

that your future is real.

And I thought that
maybe you needed more time

to get used to your future.

- How'd you get to be so smart?
- I've no idea.

But, boy, if I'm not
the smartest member of this family.

- I'm gonna miss you.
- Yeah, you are gonna miss me.

[LAUGHS]

[SIGHING]

You know, you've been throwing up
most of the night,

so we haven't had a chance to talk.

- What is wrong with you, huh?
- I didn't know I was drinking alcohol.

Well, you should have figured it out.

What kind of role model
are you trying to be?

- I'm not a role model.
- Yes, you are.

Sam and David and I
all look up to you.

And with Matt leaving,
and he is leaving,

you're the resident big brother
of the house.

Robbie's here and that's great,
but I depend on you.

And tonight you let me down.

You let everyone down.

I'm sorry.

- Is that what you wanna hear?
- No, I don't wanna hear anything.

What I want is for you to stop trying
so hard to fit in with other people,

and start trying harder to fit in
around here.

I want you to sober up for real
and start becoming a man.

The kind of man I can look up to.

Do you think Mom and Dad
will punish us for helping Simon?

They're gonna be spending
all their punishment energy on Simon

for a long time.

I'm not going to hang out
with Jill and Barb anymore.

And in case I didn't say thank you
for tonight, thanks.

Making friends
has always come easily for you.

- Not so much for me.
- You're wrong.

Everyone likes you.
You're the nice one.

And you're the popular one.

Can we switch?
Can I be you just for a little while?

It's ironic that you wanna be me
when I've been trying to be you.

The reason I signed up for classes
so late

was because I was afraid.

Afraid to make another mistake.

Because that's what I do,
I make mistakes.

But you don't make mistakes.
You do everything right.

So I thought if I took your classes,
and if I hung out with your friends,

I wouldn't screw up my life this time.

Wow. That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

I make plenty of mistakes.

Jeremy, Robbie, Robbie's brother,
Robbie's other brother to name a few.

- I am far from perfect.
- I know.

But still I'd like to take classes with you
if you wouldn't mind.

I wouldn't mind.

Thanks.

I really thought that if we got through
Mary's troubles, we'd be in the clear,

because all the other kids
saw what happened to Mary

and they don't want that
to happen to them.

I don't want what happened to Mary
to happen to me.

Don't send me to Buffalo, please?

I owe you both an apology.

Tonight was totally my fault.

I suspected that the punch
wasn't just punch

but instead of stopping,
I kept drinking

because while I was drinking,
everyone accepted me and liked me.

And I liked that.

I just wanted to fit in so badly.

Change my image.
You know, have fun.

ERIC:
And did you?

- Did you change your image?
- Yeah.

I went from school do-gooder
to school do-gooder who got drunk

and is still just a do-gooder.

I thought any image would be better
than do-gooder, but I was wrong.

I was stupid.

Then I came home,

convinced myself
that I didn't do anything wrong

and I involved everyone
in the cover-up.

You know, I never really got it
but now I get it.

Tonight was totally
and unquestionably my fault.

I alone am to blame. I'm so sorry.

And please,
don't punish everyone for my mistake.

Punish me. Punish me all you want.

And don't blame Morris.
He is a good guy.

It's not his fault that I screwed up.

I don't know what I'm gonna have to do
to gain your trust again.

But whatever it is, I'm gonna do it.

Well, this evening
just got a little better.

You were right, you know.

I know.

No, not just about the party.

I just said yes to Simon
because my dad always said no to me.

But in my own defence,

I had to say I really thought that Simon
was mature enough to handle tonight.

He really has matured so much
since September.

We got to see that maturity disappear
in one night.

But you were right too.

I only said no to Simon

because, well, I was a little wild
in high school and college.

A lot wild.

Okay, a lot wild.

I think we were both right
and wrong.

I mean, our intentions were good,
but our executions were a little sloppy.

- Yeah. You were more wrong.
- Oh, absolutely.

So are we gonna punish the kids
for aiding and abetting Simon?

I think we should not punish them,
but not tell them until tomorrow.

That way,
they'll think they're being punished,

which will be almost like
being punished.

- Parents of the year.
- No, just parents.