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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:05,797 (intense dramatic music) 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,925 (graphics whooshing) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:12,470 (intense dramatic music) 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,563 (upbeat pop music) 7 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:19,412 - [Samantha] It seems everyone has found love but me. 8 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,622 What is love? 9 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,000 And where do you find a good man? 10 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,460 Could you tell me, please? 11 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,214 I want to walk in the park with someone. 12 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,425 I want to laugh with the love of my life. 13 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:37,305 And when will I find that true love? 14 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:42,102 It must be true that all men 15 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:45,814 are broken, busted, misfits, 16 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,273 married, 17 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:47,816 or 18 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,151 in jail. 19 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:53,113 What does it take to have a good marriage? 20 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,740 Heck, even a good relationship? 21 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,831 - [Host] And minimizing your television and phone time 22 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:06,126 before bed, but keeping everything ready for morning. 23 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,253 For example, if you wish to go to the gym, 24 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,880 then put out your gym outfit before you go to bed. 25 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,010 - All right. What are we watching today? 26 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,845 - Hey, we watching something that's telling me 27 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,263 how to get up early. 28 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,306 - Okay. 29 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,768 - But I have a question for you. 30 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,855 Were you out to lunch when I was talking about love? 31 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,484 With that being said, 32 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,486 I always wanted to perform the wedding 33 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:36,197 of my daughter and future son-in-law, 34 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,992 but honey, you can't marry hope. 35 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,368 You got to marry a man. 36 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,123 So let me give you the pages of love. 37 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,960 For the letter A, you want an anointed man. 38 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,254 Anybody can be dipped in water. 39 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,715 I'm talking about the true anointing. 40 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,426 You want a man that will accommodate, 41 00:02:56,468 --> 00:03:00,597 appreciate, accept, and acknowledge you. 42 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,435 For the letter B, you want a Bible-believing man, 43 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,687 a man that is benevolent, 44 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,231 a man that is not broke, 45 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:13,777 and one that will not leave you brokenhearted. 46 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,737 - Not broke. Not broke. 47 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,405 - And for the letter C, 48 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,867 you can't seek comfort under the covers. 49 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,370 You want a man that is credible, 50 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:26,164 concerned, considerate, 51 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,500 and will make a commitment to you 52 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:31,086 and make you his centerpiece. 53 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,462 You know, like a classic man. 54 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,589 - Mmm, I love a classic man. 55 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:36,800 - So you want a companion? 56 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,135 - No, my shirt says it all. 57 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,679 I have my dog, 58 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,139 'cause men are either broke, married, busted, 59 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,100 or getting three squares a day. 60 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,935 - Three squares? What's that? 61 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,188 - Three square meals a day in jail, 62 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,065 where the taxpayers are paying for their medical, 63 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,566 dental, and vision. 64 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:58,196 - Gotcha. Never heard it put that way though before. 65 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,614 Well, I know someone. 66 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,575 His name is Mariano and he's an accountant. 67 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,286 - An accountant or an errand boy? 68 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,538 - Now wait a minute. 69 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,873 Would I suggest an errand boy for you? 70 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:09,624 - Hmm. 71 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:14,045 - He jogs three miles every evening in the park. 72 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,630 Want me to give him your number? 73 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,383 - Don't give no broke, busted bum my number. 74 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,801 I'll meet him there. 75 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,054 - Okay. - Bye. 76 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,305 - See you later. 77 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,320 (upbeat pop music) 78 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,964 - Hoo, been a long time since I had a steak. 79 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,507 You, uh, you mind? You got this? 80 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,470 Well, see, I was running earlier, 81 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,180 and I didn't wanna be late, 82 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,515 so I, I left my wallet at home. 83 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,685 I got you next time. 84 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,856 (date sighs) 85 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,777 (knuckles rapping) 86 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,278 - Knock, knock, baby girl. How are you? 87 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,323 - I'm doing good. How are you doing? 88 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,949 - I'm okay. 89 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,326 - How was your date? 90 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,994 - Well, I didn't meet your next daddy, 91 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,371 if that's what you're asking. 92 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,998 - Oh Jesus, Mom. 93 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,543 I'm really not trying to see you be lonely. 94 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:40,256 How about you meet a man on his death bed? 95 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,259 And that green can keep you company, 96 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,011 if you know what I mean. 97 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,347 - You're all the company that I need, thank you. 98 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:50,684 - Mmm, I wouldn't move so fast. 99 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,478 I can't fulfill those needs right there. 100 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,313 - Okay. Goodnight and I love you. 101 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,314 Bye. 102 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,148 - I love you, too. 103 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,987 Sugar daddy 104 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,573 dating website. 105 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,758 (traffic humming) 106 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:34,060 (indistinct background chatter) 107 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:34,894 - [Samantha] Hi, are you Paul? 108 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:35,937 - Yes I am. 109 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,439 - Well, good evening. How are you? 110 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,399 - I'm sparkling fine. 111 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,067 But that's lookin' great. 112 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,402 I'm alive and not in jail. 113 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,362 Call it a win. 114 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,114 - [Samantha] Hmm. 115 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:52,120 (phone ringing) 116 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,705 - Hello? 117 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,374 - [Samantha] Hey, Mom. - What's up? 118 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,418 - [Samantha] I had another bad date. 119 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,669 - What happened? 120 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,255 - [Samantha] He was complimenting my breastuses 121 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,300 and basically said he's glad he is not jail. 122 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,469 - Honey, I'm sorry that happened. 123 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,971 Well, today is Wednesday and you know we'll have 124 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,432 our pajama party tonight and we can talk about 125 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,017 the pages of love. 126 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,980 So come on over so we can have our pajama party. 127 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,442 - [Samantha] Okay. Can you believe this dude? 128 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,485 - I cannot. 129 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,570 Where did you meet this person at? 130 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,073 - [Samantha] Social media datin'. 131 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,575 - Well, I think it's time to put social media dating 132 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,535 to bed, okay? 133 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,620 - [Samantha] I agree, 'cause he was trying 134 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,121 to take me to bed. 135 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,581 - Sorry about that, honey. 136 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,833 I'll see you later tonight, okay? 137 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,503 - [Samantha] All right. - All right. Bye-bye. 138 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,512 Oh, look at that. 139 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,307 - You see how these lions are fierce? 140 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,809 - Yeah. 141 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,936 - We need men to be fierce about paying child support. 142 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:03,650 - I'm sorry about your bad date, but you will find love. 143 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,735 Did you ever meet up with Mariano? 144 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,237 - No, not till Saturday. 145 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,280 - Well, he is a nice guy. 146 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,615 - I don't like blind dates by you, 147 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,659 and you say everybody is nice. 148 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,160 - Mariano is nice. 149 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,205 But anyway, let's get back to our pages of love 150 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,456 for the letter D. 151 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,875 You want a determined, distinguished man, 152 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:24,004 one who won't leave you disappointed. 153 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,423 - I think you forgot a D word in there. 154 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:27,632 - What word was that? 155 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,342 - You don't want a dog of a man? 156 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,344 - No, you don't want a dog of a man, 157 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,388 but don't compare a dog and a man. 158 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,015 Dogs are loyal. 159 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,224 - Hmm, that is so true. 160 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,768 I just don't have on my dog T-shirt today. 161 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:41,187 - Maybe you can wear it tomorrow. 162 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,064 Now, on to the letter E. 163 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,192 For the letter E, you want an educated man. 164 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:49,362 You want a man who is eager to serve you. 165 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:53,491 You want a man who will enrich your life and encourage you. 166 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,702 Lastly, you want a man who will speak 167 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,912 edifying things over you. 168 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,667 For the letter F, you want a man who is fond of you, 169 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,836 will make you his favorite person, 170 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,589 and also a man that's gonna be faithful. 171 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:12,052 - I think you need to revamp your pages of love, dear. 172 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:17,390 You forgot how many Black men are distinguished? 173 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,560 Can you get off of your Black thing? 174 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,104 Stop livin' in the past. 175 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,982 - I know you have these children and the Black men 176 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:29,194 aren't paying the child support, but let's move on. 177 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,695 Find somebody who's nice, 178 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,531 who's gonna be willin' to take care of you, 179 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,451 your lovely children, and that's gonna be good. 180 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,036 You will find love. 181 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,162 - A Black man? 182 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,748 - I don't care what color the man is. 183 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:45,502 Just find love and live a full life. 184 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,462 - Black love is true. 185 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,589 - Black love is true. It's got to be. 186 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,841 You see all these Black people running around here? 187 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,177 They're doing something to procreate. 188 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,555 - Procreate. What does that mean? 189 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,265 - To make babies. 190 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,017 - Mmm. Okay. 191 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,728 I'm gonna go ahead and take the remote 192 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,315 because you are watching too much Hallmark Channel. 193 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,025 - Can you stop it? 194 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,654 - [Samantha] Love is always a gamble, 195 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,407 and I have been gambling with my love life. 196 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,536 I've had my fair share of bad men, 197 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:20,995 let me tell you. 198 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:25,250 There was Charles, who couldn't charm his way into a job. 199 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,334 Then there was Scott 200 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,921 in sales who wanted a side piece. 201 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,508 Then there was Kyrie, 202 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,343 who wanted you to pay. 203 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,475 - Why do you and Dad have such a good relationship? 204 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,561 - Relationships are work. 205 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,521 We have a strong foundation. 206 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:50,483 We've got trust, grace, peace, loyalty, 207 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,235 and a whole lot of love. 208 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,447 - You talking like your life is a Lifetime movie. 209 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,157 - Well, your Dad loves me. 210 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,617 He's accepted you as his daughter. 211 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,244 And where do you think Lifetime is getting 212 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,370 those stories from? 213 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,831 Somebody's experiencing a fairytale love. 214 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,332 - Okay, well it ain't me. 215 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,168 But I don't want to be one of those girls 216 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,337 who can't find love because something's wrong with her. 217 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,672 Now it really is true that all the good guys 218 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,175 are either taken or in jail. 219 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,926 - Well, when you're fishin' the gutter, 220 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,679 you're gonna come up with sewage and rats. 221 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,014 - Tell me about that. 222 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,850 - Baby, it's all in God's timin'. 223 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,643 - Well, let's see about God's timing 224 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,228 'cause I have a date this Friday. 225 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,190 - Why did you have all those kids? 226 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:33,234 - (laughs) Because I was young, dumb, 227 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,363 full of eggs and I was looking for somethin' supersized. 228 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,864 - Did you find your supersize? 229 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,450 - No, more like a Hershey's chocolate chip. 230 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,869 - Well, you've got no size now. 231 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,580 Stop lettin' those men get you high off promises 232 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,333 and drunk off cheap dreams. 233 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,710 - I like that one. You should sell that phrase. 234 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:51,878 - I think I may. 235 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,130 But I want you to stop it. 236 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,800 - Yes, ma'am. - Okay, good. 237 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:02,305 (kids playing) (people talking indistinctly) 238 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,223 - Hey. 239 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,349 - [Samantha] Hi, are you Mariano? 240 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,558 - Yeah. Are you Sam? - [Samantha] Yes. 241 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,726 - Nice to meet you. - [Samantha] Likewise. 242 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:07,769 - You look great. - [Samantha] Thank you. 243 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,229 - Thank you for coming out. 244 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,814 But you know you can take off your mask, though. 245 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,065 I don't have Covid. 246 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,401 - [Samantha] You know, it's okay. I'm good. 247 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,819 (Mariano laughs) 248 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,278 - Well, your mom does say nice things about you, though. 249 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,655 - [Samantha] She says that about everybody. 250 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,448 - Oh, ha-ha. Okay. 251 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,492 - [Samantha] Let's cut the chit chat. 252 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,368 Are you single? 253 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,619 - Yeah. Why do you ask? 254 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,870 - [Samantha] Because I ain't got time for games. 255 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,123 - Okay, well, I'm not playing any, but, 256 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,917 so do you wanna go on a horseback ride with me actually? 257 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,086 - [Samantha] What? On an old nag? 258 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,922 - No, like a horseback through the country. 259 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,173 - [Samantha] How much is it? 260 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,675 - You don't have to worry about that. 261 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,344 I'm a real man. I pay for all of that. 262 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,595 - [Samantha] Mmm, we'll see. 263 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,888 - Come on. Let's go for a walk. 264 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,140 Get to know each other. 265 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,185 (bright pop music) 266 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,066 (horse chewing) 267 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,613 Thanks for coming on this date with me. 268 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,407 - Okay, this is a date? 269 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,575 - Yes. (rooster crows) 270 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,743 No. - Okay, then. 271 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,827 - Yes. - Yes. 272 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:06,911 - [Rae] Hi, guys. 273 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:07,829 - How you doing? - Hi. 274 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,330 - [Rae] Welcome to the ranch. 275 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,374 So I'm gonna walk you guys through a little bit 276 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,501 of horse safety before we get started. 277 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,794 - Okay. 278 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:15,879 - If you guys wanna follow me over to the arena, 279 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,921 we can get started. 280 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,548 - Okay. - Okay, great. 281 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,966 - Gonna be fun. 282 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,223 - So when we open the gate, 283 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,975 we always open the gate the way that the horse is going in. 284 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,728 So if we're gonna go into the gate, we wanna open it in. 285 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,563 That way she doesn't get stuck in it. 286 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,731 - [Samantha] Okay. 287 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:35,982 - It's safe for you guys, it's safe for her. 288 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,944 So I'm gonna have you guys stand over here. 289 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,783 And I'm gonna turn her around. 290 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,493 - [Samantha] Okay, good. Thank you. 291 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,994 - [Rae] You're welcome. 292 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,997 (engine rumbling) 293 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,753 Okay, you guys are welcome to come in. 294 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,339 And I will shut the gate behind you. 295 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,007 All right, so I'm gonna move her over. 296 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,342 We're gonna walk in. - [Mariano] Okay. 297 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,718 - So you guys can stand on this side. 298 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,430 - [Mariano] Oh, sorry. - [Rae] That's okay. 299 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,603 Come on. Stand right here. 300 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,396 Thank you. 301 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,113 Okay, here we go. 302 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,491 (Mariano talking indistinctly) (Samantha laughs) 303 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,867 (Rae talking indistinctly) 304 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,285 All right, you ready to go? 305 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,537 - Yup. 306 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,746 - [Rae] All right, so climb up to the very top. 307 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,873 It's gonna be wiggly 'cause it's on the sand. 308 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,542 All right, this hand goes here. 309 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,585 And. 310 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,838 Just get her. 311 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,215 One hand on the back of the saddle. 312 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,509 There you go. And just swing over and sit down. 313 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,679 There you go. - Oh my god. 314 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,890 - [Rae] The saddle is gonna move. 315 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:51,891 How do you feel? 316 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,393 - It's cool. - [Rae] Good? 317 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,894 - [Mariano] Yeah. 318 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,229 - [Rae] All right, now I want you to take a deep breath in. 319 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:59,649 Deep breath out. Wiggle your shoulders. 320 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,735 It's supposed be fun. 321 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,320 You'll be all right. - Nah, feels good. 322 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,198 (bright pop music) 323 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,624 - Ah, a horseback ride? 324 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,084 This is so nice. 325 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,587 And it is so refreshing for me 326 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,922 to not have to pay for the date. 327 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,632 I tell you, men. 328 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,844 Mmm. 329 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,054 He smells so good. 330 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,683 And oh, he feels good, too. 331 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,519 (bright pop music) 332 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,715 Thanks for the horseback ride. 333 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:06,966 - Yeah, definitely. It was fun. 334 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,260 Thank you for coming out on this date with me. 335 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,970 Hope I get to see you soon again. 336 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,639 - I don't let men come to my house, I'm sorry. 337 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,433 - Well, you can come to my house and I can cook for you. 338 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,394 I'm free around seven on Saturday. 339 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,897 - You want me to come by to meet your girlfriend? 340 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,148 (Mariano laughs) 341 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,149 - I told you I ain't got no girlfriend. 342 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,693 You the only one I'm seeing. 343 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,153 - Only time we'll tell. 344 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,447 - Okay, come on, let's go. 345 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,292 - So how was your date with Mariano? 346 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,128 - [Samantha] It was good. He's nice. 347 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,963 - I told you. 348 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,840 - [Samantha] You don't know him like that. 349 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,759 Anyways, Alexa, is it legal for men 350 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,094 to not pay child support? 351 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,181 - [Alexa] Here's something I found on the web. 352 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,018 According to huffpages.com, 353 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,021 each day thousands of men are taken to court, 354 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,355 ordered to pay their child support 355 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,733 and placed in jail if they do not pay. 356 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,070 - [Samantha] Thank you. I like your response. 357 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,906 - Well, Alexa can't help you, 358 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,992 but my pages of love can. 359 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,037 For the letter G, you want a godly man. 360 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:21,041 You want a great, giving, generous gentleman. 361 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,375 - [Samantha] Yes. 362 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:26,629 - Now for the letter H, you want a happy, humorous, 363 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:31,259 healthy man and one that won't leave you heartbroken. 364 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,429 For the letter I, you want an inspirational, 365 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,973 intelligent man, and you want a man that can 366 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,267 give you true intimacy, 367 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,062 because after the sex is gone, 368 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,064 intimacy will be what you need. 369 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,900 Now, that's enough of our pages of love. 370 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,069 Let's get ready for bed, okay? 371 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:49,986 Goodnight. 372 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,196 - [Samantha] Okay. Goodnight. 373 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,198 Thank you so much. - Okay. 374 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,879 (knuckles rapping) 375 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,716 - Hey. - [Samantha] Hi. 376 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,218 - Thanks for comin'. 377 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,553 - [Samantha] Wow. You have a nice home. 378 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,180 Has a woman's touch. 379 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,306 Is this Airbnb? 380 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,558 - Oh, ha-ha. No, it's not. 381 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,104 But I am looking for somebody to share this with. 382 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,397 - Good luck. 383 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,856 - Well, for a first date, 384 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,900 I thought we should do a little bit of a Bible study, 385 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,777 if that's okay with you, 386 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,028 to come join me at the table? 387 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,863 - Great. I have the Bible on my phone. 388 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,866 - I bought you one. - Oh, thank you. 389 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:37,659 - No problem. 390 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:43,248 Let me anoint you with some oil and do a little prayer. 391 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,335 "No weapon formed against you shall prosper. 392 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,755 Lift up my eyes to the hill. 393 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,049 Where does my help come from? 394 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,843 My help comes from the Lord, 395 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,511 the maker of heaven and earth. 396 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,138 He will not let your foot slip. 397 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,140 He watches over you." 398 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,809 - [Samantha] Hmm, first date, Bible study. 399 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:06,813 Good start, but what's the catch? 400 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:10,316 (gentle acoustic music) 401 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:22,078 - "The Lord knows the thoughts of man. 402 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,497 He knows that they are futile." 403 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,545 - Amen. Thank you for reading the word of God. 404 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,379 - Definitely. 405 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,839 - [Samantha] That was lovely. 406 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,049 - Makes you think about that. 407 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,216 - I think this is a great first date, 408 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,509 reading the word of God. 409 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,011 - I'm glad. - Can't go wrong with that. 410 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,846 - I'm glad you had a good time. 411 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,056 - I did. 412 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,640 - I hope I get to see you again for sure. 413 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,516 - You will. 414 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:51,483 (melodic pop music) 415 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,594 - Mmm. 416 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,179 How's your food? 417 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,263 - Good, thank you. 418 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,808 - No problem. Let me get the check. 419 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,978 Oh. - You don't have your wallet? 420 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,565 You know what? I'm not here to pay your damn bills. 421 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,817 - I understand. 422 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,195 I want us to be successful together, not apart. 423 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,863 - I go to PTA meetings by myself, 424 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,241 gymnastics by myself as a single parent, 425 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,076 and it's quite embarrassing. 426 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,494 - I understand. 427 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,539 I can't take away the pain from your past relationships, 428 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,207 but I can fix it by showing you how much 429 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,417 I adore and love you. 430 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,543 - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. 431 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:53,753 - Okay. 432 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,088 You have a lot of bad memories stored 433 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,548 in your mental Rolodex, 434 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,884 but now I think it's time for you to hop on board 435 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,302 a cloud-based company man. 436 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,847 Come on, let's get outta here. 437 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,348 - Did you find your wallet? 438 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,267 - No. 439 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,476 I think they might take Apple Pay, though. 440 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,061 I'll go check. - Okay. 441 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:28,580 (knuckles rapping) 442 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,338 - Hey. - [Samantha] Hi! 443 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:37,255 - Welcome. 444 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,298 Nice to see you again. 445 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,299 - Likewise. 446 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,717 - Please, come sit down. - Okay. 447 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:44,888 - Okay. 448 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,266 (water bubbling) 449 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,976 Think this is all ready for you. 450 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:50,810 - Okay. 451 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:51,978 - Put one foot in here, 452 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,605 one foot up here. 453 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,482 Tell me a little bit more about yourself. 454 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,317 - Well, I love guns. 455 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,443 I'm a Christian. 456 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,195 I like going to the gym. 457 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,530 I'm a single mom who ain't got time for games 458 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,741 and I'm not gonna sleep with you. 459 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:05,992 - Well, all right. 460 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,118 I wasn't looking for any of that, 461 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,454 but how old are your kids? 462 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,165 - 21 and 15. - Oh, that's good. 463 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,875 Can't wait to have kids of my own. 464 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,087 - Okay. 465 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,380 - How does that feel? 466 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,839 - It feels good, but what are you up to? 467 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:20,715 - How does it feel? 468 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,134 - Oh, it feels good. Thank you. 469 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,386 - No problem. 470 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,597 So let's get this toe dried up. 471 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,728 I got a couple of selections of paint for you, too. 472 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:34,562 - Okay. 473 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:35,814 - You wanna pick a color out? 474 00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,484 Here's your couple of options for you. 475 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,279 You like any of these? 476 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,364 - I like this color here. 477 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,033 - Okay, nice color. 478 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,411 Little bougie, but it's okay. 479 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:54,791 Oh, you like the buttery colors, huh? 480 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,501 (Samantha giggles) 481 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,921 Okay, so this little piggy went to the market. 482 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,843 (upbeat pop music) 483 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,127 So, what do you like to do? 484 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:43,131 - I like to pray, travel, cook, 485 00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:44,883 and spend time with the kids. 486 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,510 - Okay, so all the same things I like doin'. 487 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,096 - Okay. 488 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:53,099 (water bubbling) 489 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:53,850 - Okay. 490 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,645 I think we're all done here. 491 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,441 Just let those dry up a little bit. 492 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,567 How does it look? 493 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,613 - Wow, it looks better than what any shop could do. 494 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,656 - Oh, stop. It look that good? 495 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,158 - It does. - I try. 496 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,495 So it was a fun date with you today again. 497 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:14,871 I love always seeing you. 498 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,166 You mind coming back next week, same time? 499 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,001 - Sure. Sounds good. 500 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,294 - You want anything else? 501 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:22,212 You got anything else you wanna do? 502 00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:23,880 You hungry or anything? 503 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,924 - I actually am hungry. I love Thai food. 504 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,509 - Oh, there's a Thai pool place around the corner 505 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,552 if you want to go after your feet dry and all that. 506 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,012 - Okay, sounds good. 507 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,430 - Okay, let's just wait for it to dry. 508 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,432 Then we can hit the road. 509 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,475 - Okay. 510 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:36,851 - Clean all this up, too. 511 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,694 (audience laughs) 512 00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:50,532 (knuckles rapping) 513 00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:57,288 Hey. - [Samantha] Hi! 514 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,415 - How you doin'? - Good. 515 00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:00,083 - You look gorgeous. - Thank you. 516 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,376 - Thank you for coming. 517 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,544 Please join me at the dining room table. 518 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:04,462 I got a surprise for you. 519 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,672 - [Samantha] What, your girlfriend? 520 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,507 - No, that's getting old. 521 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,300 That comment's not funny anymore. 522 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,844 - Neither are the games men play. 523 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,429 - Okay, but I'm not just any man. 524 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:15,265 I'm a gentleman. - Hmm, okay. 525 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,599 - Come on, come join me. 526 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:22,939 Well, for today, I thought I'd start by massaging 527 00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:24,357 your hands and painting your fingernails, 528 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:25,608 if that's okay with you. 529 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:26,526 - Wow. Thank you. 530 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,029 This is a nice setup. 531 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,488 - Thank you. 532 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:31,823 I got a couple colors for you to pick out, too. 533 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,658 Which one would you like? 534 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,494 I think I'll go with the Diamond Shimmer. 535 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:39,372 - Oh, okay. Gettin' a little bougie on me. 536 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:40,707 Let's get started. 537 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:51,593 I will try not to miss. (Samantha giggles) 538 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:55,221 - [Samantha] He's painting my fingernails? 539 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:56,473 That's very nice. 540 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,641 But what's he getting ready to ask for? 541 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:03,104 A car, a house, or me to take care of his mama. 542 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,274 (bright upbeat music) 543 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,417 - Here like this. 544 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,419 I'm like, what is going on? 545 00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:28,421 Oh, no. I think we're almost done. 546 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,423 Just about 10 more seconds. 547 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,675 Yeah. How do you like 'em? 548 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:33,259 - Wow, they look beautiful. 549 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,594 I like them. - Definitely. 550 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:35,512 - Good job. 551 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:36,721 - Thank you for coming again. 552 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,139 Same time next week? 553 00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:39,224 - Yes. 554 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,141 - It's always a pleasure to see you. 555 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:41,393 - Likewise. 556 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,853 - I need to clean this up for us a little bit 557 00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:46,106 before you get on the road. 558 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,493 - So, how's the love life? 559 00:26:58,535 --> 00:27:01,496 - [Samantha] (giggles) There is none. 560 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,707 - What about Mariano? 561 00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,834 - [Samantha] What about him? He's just a man. 562 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,210 Next. 563 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:10,922 - Okay, we're on to the letter J for the pages of love. 564 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:14,551 For the letter J, you want a joyful, jovial man, 565 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,970 one who will give you the jewelry you want 566 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:19,472 and one who will jump to help you. 567 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:20,724 - [Samantha] Say that again. 568 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,100 - For the letter K, 569 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:25,145 you want a knowledgeable, kind man 570 00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:28,440 and a kinky man if that's what you want. 571 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:29,858 - [Samantha] Mmm. 572 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:33,278 - And for the letter L, you want a man who is a leader, 573 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,823 a man who listens, a man who is long suffering, 574 00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:38,783 and a man who will love you. 575 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:47,375 - [Character] Shut up! 576 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,877 (people laughing) 577 00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:50,920 Shut up you in the back! 578 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:52,213 - [Character] No more presents! 579 00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:53,882 - You look beautiful today. 580 00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:55,633 - Thank you. You look nice, too. 581 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:56,843 - Thank you. 582 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:59,554 But why do you change your hair every day? 583 00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:01,264 - Why do you change your clothes every day? 584 00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:03,892 - I just wanted to get to know your likes and dislikes. 585 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,602 - Out of all the questions to ask, 586 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:06,644 why ask about my hair? 587 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,855 What you gonna do? Buy me some? 588 00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:11,483 - Yeah, I can buy you anything you want. 589 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,734 - You know what? I got go. 590 00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,027 - No, no, no, no. Wait, wait. 591 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,362 I'm sorry. - [Samantha] Have a good one. 592 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:17,864 - Please don't leave. I'm sorry about the question! 593 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,038 - Mom, Mariano was nuts. 594 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,415 He asked me why do I change my hair. 595 00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:28,625 - Okay. 596 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:29,876 - Okay? 597 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:32,337 You don't ask a Black woman about her hair. 598 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,546 - Nothing's wrong with it. 599 00:28:33,588 --> 00:28:36,049 Maybe he just wants to know what makes you you. 600 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,385 - Then tear off a check. Cash out. 601 00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,512 PayPal or Venmo me then. 602 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,555 - I don't think he meant any harm. 603 00:28:42,597 --> 00:28:44,057 - How do you know? 604 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,352 - Well, he has been our family accountant for years. 605 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:50,313 - (laughs) The family accountant of what? 606 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:53,191 This family don't have no Donald Trump money. 607 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:56,736 - We took care of you and your kids just fine. 608 00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,571 - So we in the shade room now? 609 00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:00,740 - Look, why miss out on a good man 610 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:03,785 for all the baggage you have from the past? 611 00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,203 - Every man ain't good. 612 00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:07,997 And you totin' around that Bible like everybody's Jesus. 613 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,708 - Everybody's not Jesus. 614 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:13,795 However, would you like to be somebody's comfort, 615 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,755 convenience, or commitment? 616 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,048 Which one? 617 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:19,592 - I want the comfort, but what do you mean? 618 00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:21,553 - Comfort is just sex. 619 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:23,763 They come around when they want sex 620 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:26,766 and then they don't come back till they want more sex. 621 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,894 They're not around to help you change your tire. 622 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,604 Also, convenience. 623 00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:34,649 They call you when they can't get ahold 624 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,776 of their other girlfriend. 625 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,696 They're bored. So, oh, nobody's around. 626 00:29:39,738 --> 00:29:41,740 Let me call her. 627 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:45,326 Now commitment, that is when they are into you 628 00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:48,830 and only you, and what you have going on. 629 00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:50,790 So when you are looking for them, 630 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:53,126 you're not ghosted 'cause you can find them 631 00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:57,505 because they're committed to you and only you. 632 00:29:57,547 --> 00:29:58,798 - Good material. - Only you. 633 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,550 - You need to preach that in a sermon. 634 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:01,926 - Hey, I'll think about that. 635 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:10,518 (phone ringing) 636 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:15,857 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded to 637 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:18,818 an automated voice messaging system. 638 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,362 9165-9949 639 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:26,868 is not available. 640 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,829 At the tone, please record your message. 641 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:31,081 When you finished recording, 642 00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:33,625 you may hang up or press one for more options. 643 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:36,211 - Hey, Sam. 644 00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,672 Please call me back. 645 00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,507 I didn't mean to ask the question. 646 00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,829 - Ooh, it's a good workout today. 647 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,372 - Sure is. 648 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:15,667 Now we're on the letter M for the pages of love. 649 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:19,462 You want a man that believes in the ministry of Jesus. 650 00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:22,382 You want a man that believes in monogamy. 651 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,968 You want a man that is marriage material. 652 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:27,053 You want a man that will make you his wife, 653 00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:29,848 and a man that is madly in love with you. 654 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:32,017 And it won't hurt if he can give a good massage. 655 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,393 - Amen to that. 656 00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:35,061 Now, for the letter N. 657 00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:38,023 You want a noble, non-judgemental man. 658 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:41,568 A man who can give you the spiritual nourishment you need, 659 00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:43,403 a man who will not neglect you, 660 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,613 and a man who will give you nonstop love. 661 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:50,827 For the letter O, you want an outgoing, outstanding man, 662 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:53,163 one who is overqualified in every area 663 00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:55,290 to provide, protect, and support. 664 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,418 - Say that again. Amen. 665 00:31:58,460 --> 00:31:59,586 - Say that, girl. 666 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:06,426 - Good morning, Jessica. 667 00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:08,261 I made you some coffee. 668 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,512 - [Jessica] Mmm. 669 00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:10,889 I got more respect for myself than to wake up 670 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,557 this early in the morning. 671 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:13,308 Goodnight. 672 00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:17,103 - You're not Michelle Obama, so get up. 673 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:20,440 - [Jessica] The only reason why you're up in here 674 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:21,858 is because you don't have a man in your bed. 675 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,109 And if you had a man in your bed, 676 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:24,819 you wouldn't be up here in my room talking to me 677 00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:25,987 at the ass crack of dawn. 678 00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:29,449 - Well, I have a date tonight anyway. 679 00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:30,367 Goodbye. 680 00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:31,993 - [Jessica] Mmm, have a good one. 681 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,790 Come on up in here talkin' about, 682 00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:39,459 "Good morning. It's coffee." 683 00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:41,002 Ass crack of dawn. 684 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:49,886 - Hi, are you Reggie? - Yes, I am. 685 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:50,845 - All right, nice to meet you. 686 00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:52,430 - Nice to meet you, too. 687 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,140 - All right, tell me what you like and what you don't like. 688 00:32:54,182 --> 00:32:55,642 - Well, I don't like to cook, 689 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:58,311 I don't like to clean, I don't like to pay taxes, 690 00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:01,523 and I don't like to sign birth certificates. 691 00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:03,024 - Do you have children? 692 00:33:03,066 --> 00:33:04,317 - Not that I know of. 693 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:06,027 I don't sign birth certificates. 694 00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:08,488 - Please explain. 695 00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,657 - Well, as a man, if you sign a birth certificate 696 00:33:10,699 --> 00:33:12,992 and cut an umbilical cord, you're technically a father, 697 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,744 so I don't do any of those. 698 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:16,162 What about you? 699 00:33:16,204 --> 00:33:18,248 - I don't like men who don't pay child support. 700 00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:21,376 I don't like liars and I don't like cheaters. 701 00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:24,379 - Well, you don't like me, so swipe left. 702 00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:26,381 - All right, swipin' left. Bye. 703 00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:41,062 Hello, Mom. What you doing? 704 00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:45,817 Not much. You wanna go for some ice cream? 705 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:46,776 All right. Come on outside. 706 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:48,570 I'm parked out front. 707 00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:49,446 All right, bye-bye. 708 00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:57,954 - Hey. - Hey. 709 00:33:57,996 --> 00:33:59,748 - So how was your date? 710 00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:01,916 - Oh, awful. 711 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:04,210 This guy says he doesn't pay child support 712 00:34:04,252 --> 00:34:07,839 or sign his children's birth certificates. 713 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:09,049 (Joan laughing) 714 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,551 - Sorry, baby, but that's funny. 715 00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:13,261 Baby, you deserve better. 716 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:16,556 First you have to be fly, F-L-Y, 717 00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:19,184 and that means first love yourself. 718 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:22,103 And when you love yourself, you won't be desperate. 719 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:24,939 - Okay, well, have you ever been asked for a Dana? 720 00:34:24,981 --> 00:34:26,232 - A Dana? What's that? 721 00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:28,443 - A DNA test. 722 00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:31,905 - Well, no, but he still didn't take care of the kids. 723 00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:33,406 The feeling is the same. 724 00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:35,825 And don't have a dream between your legs. 725 00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:37,869 Have it in your mind. 726 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:39,079 - That's a good one. 727 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,414 Well, do you know that he asked the judge 728 00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:44,459 for a retest on the DNA test? 729 00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:45,585 (Joan laughs) 730 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:47,170 You can't have a retest on a DNA test. 731 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:49,756 This ain't no SATs where you get a retest. 732 00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:51,716 - No, it's not. (laughs) 733 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:52,592 That's funny. 734 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,646 - Hi, are you Percy? - Yeah. 735 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,356 - Hi. 736 00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:07,607 Let's cut to the chit chat. 737 00:35:07,649 --> 00:35:10,068 What are you looking for in a relationship? 738 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,444 - I'm not looking for a relationship. 739 00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:13,822 I'm looking for relations. You feel me? 740 00:35:13,863 --> 00:35:17,158 I hope you could relate to that, 'cause I like open doors. 741 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,494 - [Samantha] So do I. Bye. 742 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,125 (phone ringing) 743 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:27,127 - [Voicemail] No one is available to take your call. 744 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,129 Please leave a message. 745 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,715 - Hey, Sam, please call me back. 746 00:35:31,756 --> 00:35:33,174 I miss talking to you. 747 00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:35,885 I'm pretty sure you won't find another man like me. 748 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:46,813 (knuckles rapping) 749 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,737 Hey. - [Samantha] Hi. 750 00:35:53,778 --> 00:35:54,779 - Here. 751 00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:56,740 It's a peace offering. - Thank you. 752 00:35:56,781 --> 00:35:58,992 But let's just forget about it, okay? 753 00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:00,160 - Okay. 754 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:02,037 Well, come sit down and relax with me then. 755 00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:03,121 - Okay. 756 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:05,915 - Well, it is a nice day for a fire. 757 00:36:05,957 --> 00:36:07,250 - Yeah, the air is crisp up here. 758 00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:08,501 - I'm a little bit cold. 759 00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:10,128 Why don't you come sit next to me? 760 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:10,879 - Okay. 761 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,965 - See? I don't bite. 762 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,509 - Okay. 763 00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:19,179 - I love this show, too. (both laughing) 764 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,388 It's so good. (knuckles rapping) 765 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:22,349 - Who's that? Your girlfriend? 766 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:24,267 - No, she's sitting right next to me. 767 00:36:24,309 --> 00:36:25,435 - Well, let me get my gun out there. 768 00:36:25,477 --> 00:36:26,353 - No, no, no, no. Wait. 769 00:36:26,394 --> 00:36:27,729 You don't need that. 770 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:29,022 I'll protect you. 771 00:36:29,064 --> 00:36:30,565 I won't let anything happen to you. 772 00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:33,360 - The unexpected knock at the door says I need this. 773 00:36:33,401 --> 00:36:34,402 - Okay, let me just see who it is. 774 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:36,321 I'll take care of it. 775 00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:38,823 Leave that in there! 776 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:39,574 It's okay. 777 00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:43,536 (knuckles rapping) 778 00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:44,579 Hey. - [Joan] Hey, Mariano. 779 00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:46,039 How you doing? - I'm good. 780 00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:47,374 How you doing? - I'm fine. 781 00:36:47,415 --> 00:36:49,167 I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd drop by. 782 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,377 What y'all doing? 783 00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:52,379 - [Samantha] We are not having sex. 784 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:55,131 - You, I tell you, you are something else. 785 00:36:55,173 --> 00:36:57,384 And Mariano, I really can't by to invite you 786 00:36:57,425 --> 00:36:59,427 Saturday to come over for drinks with us. 787 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:01,054 Two o'clock. - Oh, okay. I'd love to. 788 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:02,222 Definitely, sounds good. 789 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,057 - Okay. And you, you be good. 790 00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:05,058 I love you, okay? 791 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,226 - [Samantha] Love you, too. 792 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,644 - Okay, see y'all later. - [Samantha] Bye. 793 00:37:07,686 --> 00:37:09,062 - I'll see you later, Joan. I'll see you Saturday. 794 00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:11,147 - [Joan] Okay, bye. 795 00:37:11,189 --> 00:37:12,732 - You runnin' checkups on me now or somethin'? 796 00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:13,942 - Yes, I am. 797 00:37:13,983 --> 00:37:15,402 - Oh, well how you gonna say it's my girlfriend 798 00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:17,237 when that was your mom? 799 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,406 - Well, it happens. - Oh, Lord. 800 00:37:20,448 --> 00:37:22,450 Let's get the fire started. 801 00:37:22,492 --> 00:37:24,077 Let's just chill for the rest of the day. 802 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:25,245 - Okay. 803 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,079 - Since the checkups are done. 804 00:37:26,121 --> 00:37:30,625 - Yes. (chuckles) 805 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:37,590 (knuckles rapping) 806 00:37:42,137 --> 00:37:43,179 Hi. - Hey. 807 00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:44,222 Thanks for having me. 808 00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:46,266 - Thanks for comin'. - No problem. 809 00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:48,268 Your mom's sweet, by the way. 810 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:49,227 How you doing, though? 811 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:50,145 - Actually, not so good. 812 00:37:50,186 --> 00:37:51,604 You know what? - What? 813 00:37:51,646 --> 00:37:53,773 - Someone just hit my car and I'm a Uber driver, 814 00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:55,275 so I need my car to drive, 815 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,152 and they won't let you drive with damage to your car. 816 00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:58,611 - Wow. Yeah, I understand. 817 00:37:58,653 --> 00:37:59,779 Can I take a look at it, though? 818 00:37:59,821 --> 00:38:01,156 - Sure. - Come on. 819 00:38:01,197 --> 00:38:02,282 It's the one in the front, right? 820 00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:03,658 - [Samantha] Indeed it is. 821 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:10,540 - Ooh. 822 00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:13,752 I'm sorry they hit you, 823 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:16,129 but I can get that fixed for you. 824 00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:17,172 - [Samantha] Yeah, right. 825 00:38:17,213 --> 00:38:18,548 - Yeah, I can. 826 00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:19,758 You wanna come spend the night? 827 00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:21,801 I can go take it to the shop in the morning. 828 00:38:23,094 --> 00:38:24,387 - I won't hold my breath. 829 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,723 - Okay. 830 00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:28,475 You can actually have the whole top floor if you like, 831 00:38:28,516 --> 00:38:30,310 if that makes you feel more comfortable. 832 00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:33,104 - I feel just fine. I got a gun. 833 00:38:33,146 --> 00:38:34,731 - All right, then. My bad. 834 00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:37,067 What happened, though? 835 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:38,318 - Some lady sideswiped me. 836 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,653 - Mmm. Yeah, I hate those. 837 00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:42,280 You got her information and everything, though? 838 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:43,531 - I did. 839 00:38:43,573 --> 00:38:45,617 - Oh, yeah. That'll be an easy fix then. 840 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:46,618 All right. 841 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:48,328 Well, you ready to go inside? 842 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:49,871 - [Samantha] I am. - Let's go. 843 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:50,914 - Yeah, ready for drinks. 844 00:38:50,955 --> 00:38:52,332 - [Crew] Don't look at the camera. 845 00:38:52,374 --> 00:38:53,416 - There you go. 846 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:55,418 There you go. Drink. 847 00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:56,419 There you go. 848 00:38:56,461 --> 00:38:58,046 - Are we gonna do a cheers? 849 00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:01,341 - Oh, Lord. 850 00:39:01,383 --> 00:39:02,425 - Indubitably. Cheer it up. 851 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:04,177 - You wanna pour some more in there? 852 00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:05,637 - Yeah, I'll take this one. 853 00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:07,597 - You trying to get more. (Samantha laughing) 854 00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:08,848 Oh. Oh. 855 00:39:08,890 --> 00:39:10,600 - Yeah, I think I'll have. 856 00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:11,309 - Oh! 857 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:12,894 - Top me off right here. 858 00:39:12,936 --> 00:39:14,312 - Oh! Oh! - Thank you. 859 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:17,357 - Oh, everybody wants a little bit more. 860 00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:19,275 Now I gotta get some of this stuff. 861 00:39:19,317 --> 00:39:21,277 Oh, God, I done spilled a lot of it. 862 00:39:21,319 --> 00:39:22,404 - Spill everywhere. - My bad. 863 00:39:22,445 --> 00:39:23,613 - Do you have any spit cups? 864 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:24,614 - No, I don't have any spit cups. 865 00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:25,407 - Oh! 866 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:29,035 (glasses clinking) 867 00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:30,495 - [Joan] Salute. - Ready? 868 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,455 - It's okay to let me love you. 869 00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:35,291 I get acute loneliness when I'm not with you. 870 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:37,210 - Sorry, but my heart is guarded. 871 00:39:37,252 --> 00:39:39,045 - So how can I break through? 872 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:40,255 - You can't. 873 00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:42,048 - So no man can never love you? 874 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:44,551 - Well, God says He'll never leave you nor forsake you. 875 00:39:44,592 --> 00:39:46,219 Can you beat that? 876 00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:47,387 - No. 877 00:39:47,429 --> 00:39:49,514 But maybe with God's help, I can come close. 878 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:54,561 And the way I live, my love for you is unstoppable. 879 00:39:54,602 --> 00:39:58,231 - Okay, that sounds like that came from a script. 880 00:39:58,273 --> 00:39:59,941 - I mean, it was from a TV show. 881 00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:00,734 Okay, you got me there. 882 00:40:00,775 --> 00:40:02,402 But it is true. 883 00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:04,029 It's the way I feel about you. 884 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:05,655 I do have jingling love for you. 885 00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:09,492 - Okay. 886 00:40:09,534 --> 00:40:10,994 - Just, just, okay? 887 00:40:11,036 --> 00:40:12,662 - What do you want me to say to that besides okay? 888 00:40:12,704 --> 00:40:14,164 You took it from a movie. 889 00:40:14,205 --> 00:40:15,540 - Well, I mean it too, though. 890 00:40:15,582 --> 00:40:17,459 It's come generally from my heart, 891 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,794 from that movie to you. 892 00:40:19,836 --> 00:40:22,255 - No, it would've been original. 893 00:40:22,297 --> 00:40:23,423 - Okay. 894 00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:24,507 Well, I'll make something up original 895 00:40:24,549 --> 00:40:27,344 when I'm a little less tipsy, okay? 896 00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:30,305 'Cause I was just drinking with your mom. 897 00:40:30,347 --> 00:40:32,057 You had a good time, right? 898 00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:33,433 - 10-four. 899 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:34,684 - 10-four. Okay. 900 00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:37,771 Did that happen? 10-four? 901 00:40:37,812 --> 00:40:38,480 - 10-four. 902 00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:45,779 (phone ringing) 903 00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:47,364 - Hello? 904 00:40:47,405 --> 00:40:49,366 - [Mariano] Hello. How are you, Joan? 905 00:40:49,407 --> 00:40:51,534 - I'm blessed. How are you? 906 00:40:51,576 --> 00:40:54,120 - [Mariano] I'm good. Good to hear, too. 907 00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:56,706 Hey, can you please get your daughter to spend the night? 908 00:40:56,748 --> 00:40:58,458 I'm trying to get her car fixed 909 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,877 'cause I don't want her to go home without a car. 910 00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:03,546 - Yes, you know, she carries around a lot of baggage 911 00:41:03,588 --> 00:41:06,049 from her past relationships, 912 00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:08,051 so you know, she is cautious. 913 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,969 - [Mariano] I understand, 914 00:41:10,011 --> 00:41:11,846 and I will wait for her to open up. 915 00:41:11,888 --> 00:41:12,681 - Well, thanks. 916 00:41:12,722 --> 00:41:14,015 You guys make a great couple. 917 00:41:15,183 --> 00:41:16,851 - [Mariano] A great gun totin' couple, huh? (chuckles) 918 00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:20,146 - Well, you know she loves her guns. 919 00:41:20,188 --> 00:41:24,275 - [Mariano] Yeah, that she does, that she does. 920 00:41:24,317 --> 00:41:25,527 - Okay, I'll talk to her. 921 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:27,487 - [Mariano] Okay. Thank you, Joan. 922 00:41:27,529 --> 00:41:28,780 - You're welcome. Bye-Bye. 923 00:41:30,031 --> 00:41:31,533 - [Mariano] Bye. 924 00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:41,126 - Good morning, baby. 925 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:42,502 - Good morning. How are you? 926 00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:44,462 - I'm fine. - Okay. 927 00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:46,089 - Got a surprise outside. 928 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,298 - What? More bills? 929 00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:49,634 - No, but it can help you pay some bills. 930 00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:50,593 - Okay, here we go. 931 00:41:50,635 --> 00:41:52,303 More Sesame Street games. 932 00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:54,347 - Let's go see. - Okay. 933 00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:56,558 Let's go see Bert, Ernie, and Elmo. 934 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:07,527 Wow. 935 00:42:07,569 --> 00:42:10,113 Who fixed my car? - Mariano. 936 00:42:10,155 --> 00:42:11,364 - Well, where is he? 937 00:42:11,406 --> 00:42:12,532 - He dropped it off early this morning. 938 00:42:12,574 --> 00:42:13,908 He had to go to work. 939 00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:16,202 - Okay, well, I'll thank him on my next date with him. 940 00:42:16,244 --> 00:42:17,287 - Looks good, huh? 941 00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:18,621 - Yeah, it looks really good. 942 00:42:18,663 --> 00:42:21,374 - Surprise! - Surprise, surprise. 943 00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:23,668 Nice bow. - Love it. 944 00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:32,594 (indistinct TV chatter) 945 00:42:33,386 --> 00:42:34,804 - I'm glad you came, though. 946 00:42:34,846 --> 00:42:37,182 I was looking forward to seeing you again. 947 00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:38,224 - Likewise. 948 00:42:38,266 --> 00:42:39,517 Thank you for fixing my car. 949 00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:41,019 How much do I owe you? 950 00:42:41,061 --> 00:42:42,437 - Nothin'. 951 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:44,564 Just all the time I spend with you is enough. 952 00:42:44,606 --> 00:42:47,275 - I think I hear the neighbor's dog barking. 953 00:42:47,317 --> 00:42:51,613 - Okay, but how can I spend more time with you, though? 954 00:42:51,654 --> 00:42:53,114 - I love animals. 955 00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:56,242 - I can tell by all the dog T-shirts you got. 956 00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:58,495 What do you got? Like 20 of them? 957 00:42:58,536 --> 00:42:59,621 - 17. 958 00:43:00,413 --> 00:43:02,290 - The exact number. - Yes. 959 00:43:02,332 --> 00:43:03,416 - Oh, Lord. 960 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:05,669 So what does make you happy? 961 00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:09,089 - My dogs and my kids. - Oh, wow. 962 00:43:09,130 --> 00:43:11,216 That's a good answer. You're a good mom. 963 00:43:11,257 --> 00:43:12,300 - Thank you. 964 00:43:12,342 --> 00:43:14,344 - I really enjoy spending time with you. 965 00:43:14,386 --> 00:43:16,429 Let's get back to the show. 966 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:17,597 This is my favorite part. 967 00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:22,727 (both laughing) (indistinct TV chatter) 968 00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:33,738 (knuckles rapping) 969 00:43:40,537 --> 00:43:41,955 Hey. - [Samantha] Hi. 970 00:43:41,996 --> 00:43:44,207 - You lookin' good. - Thank you. 971 00:43:44,249 --> 00:43:45,041 - Thank you. 972 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,084 These are for you. 973 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:47,627 - Oh, thanks. 974 00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:48,628 Go put those on. 975 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:50,547 I'll see you when you get done. 976 00:43:50,588 --> 00:43:51,464 The bathroom's the first door on the right. 977 00:43:51,506 --> 00:43:52,757 - [Samantha] Okay. Thank you. 978 00:43:58,555 --> 00:44:00,724 - Please, come lay on the table. 979 00:44:00,765 --> 00:44:02,225 - [Samantha] This is different. 980 00:44:02,267 --> 00:44:04,561 - Well, I'm different from anybody else you ever dated. 981 00:44:04,602 --> 00:44:05,603 - [Samantha] So we're dating? 982 00:44:05,645 --> 00:44:06,771 - I think so. 983 00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:11,484 Come on, get on. I'll help you. 984 00:44:11,526 --> 00:44:15,572 Don't fall now. (Samantha laughing) 985 00:44:15,613 --> 00:44:16,364 It's okay. 986 00:44:17,407 --> 00:44:19,325 I got two scents, actually. 987 00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:20,285 I got lavender 988 00:44:21,536 --> 00:44:22,454 and 989 00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:24,456 vanilla. 990 00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:25,457 Which one would you like? 991 00:44:25,498 --> 00:44:26,332 - Vanilla, please. 992 00:44:26,374 --> 00:44:27,500 - Ooh, good choice. 993 00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:29,002 This is will smell really good. 994 00:44:29,878 --> 00:44:31,796 All right, so just relax. 995 00:44:32,547 --> 00:44:34,466 Let take all the tension away. 996 00:44:35,717 --> 00:44:38,261 - [Samantha] What is this guy up to? 997 00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:40,055 No man does this type of stuff 998 00:44:40,096 --> 00:44:42,682 without wanting something in return. 999 00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:44,184 Jesus, is this real? 1000 00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:48,021 (mellow pop music) 1001 00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:20,387 - Okay. 1002 00:45:20,428 --> 00:45:21,721 I think we're all done here. 1003 00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:24,557 I hope I relieved some of the tension that you have. 1004 00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:25,600 - Oh, yes, you did. 1005 00:45:25,642 --> 00:45:27,227 Thank you. - Definitely. 1006 00:45:27,268 --> 00:45:28,353 Thank you for coming. 1007 00:45:28,395 --> 00:45:29,688 Would you mind joining me next weekend 1008 00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:31,773 at the farmer's market? - Yes. 1009 00:45:32,691 --> 00:45:33,775 - Okay, cool. 1010 00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:35,276 Is there anything else you wanna do? 1011 00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:37,070 We can go get something to eat if you're still hungry. 1012 00:45:37,112 --> 00:45:38,738 - I'm always game forgetting something to eat. 1013 00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:39,906 - Okay, cool. 1014 00:45:39,948 --> 00:45:41,616 There's a new place actually across the way. 1015 00:45:41,658 --> 00:45:43,743 Wanna go check it out? - Yes. 1016 00:45:43,785 --> 00:45:45,370 - Okay, cool. 1017 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:47,622 Get you all lathered up. 1018 00:45:47,664 --> 00:45:49,040 Hope you ain't too relaxed. 1019 00:45:49,082 --> 00:45:53,253 Don't fall off the thing now. (Samantha laughs) 1020 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:59,300 (upbeat pop music) 1021 00:46:19,654 --> 00:46:20,780 - Beautiful day. 1022 00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:23,616 We're gonna continue with the pages of love. 1023 00:46:23,658 --> 00:46:25,952 We're on the letter S. 1024 00:46:25,994 --> 00:46:29,622 You want a safe man who can give security 1025 00:46:29,664 --> 00:46:32,625 and provide a stable, safe environment. 1026 00:46:32,667 --> 00:46:34,627 Now for the letter T, 1027 00:46:34,669 --> 00:46:37,130 you want a man who is trustworthy, 1028 00:46:37,172 --> 00:46:40,675 transparent, tender, and thoughtful, 1029 00:46:40,717 --> 00:46:43,720 and who wants you on his team. 1030 00:46:43,762 --> 00:46:46,264 I'll give you a bonus with the letter T. 1031 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:49,184 Stay away from a man who will put you 1032 00:46:49,225 --> 00:46:51,644 through a tumultuous relationship 1033 00:46:51,686 --> 00:46:55,774 with trials and tell you tales. 1034 00:46:55,815 --> 00:46:57,359 Now, the letter U. 1035 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:01,154 You want a man who loves you unconditionally. 1036 00:47:01,196 --> 00:47:03,823 You want an understanding man. 1037 00:47:03,865 --> 00:47:06,743 You want a man who can make a union with you 1038 00:47:06,785 --> 00:47:10,914 as in marriage because marriage is a union. 1039 00:47:10,955 --> 00:47:14,626 And lastly, you don't want a man who's unemployed. 1040 00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:25,178 (upbeat pop music) 1041 00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:50,870 - I'm glad to see you again. You look wonderful. 1042 00:47:50,912 --> 00:47:51,913 - Thank you. 1043 00:47:51,955 --> 00:47:53,790 Temperature in here feels good. 1044 00:47:53,832 --> 00:47:54,958 - Yeah. 1045 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,084 What's new with you? 1046 00:47:57,293 --> 00:47:58,753 - Well, I'm trying to buy this clothing store, 1047 00:47:58,795 --> 00:48:01,089 and the price went up $50,000. 1048 00:48:01,131 --> 00:48:03,008 - 50,000? - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. 1049 00:48:03,049 --> 00:48:04,217 - What? Where is that? 1050 00:48:04,259 --> 00:48:07,554 - In Sacramento at 4633 Auburn Boulevard. 1051 00:48:07,595 --> 00:48:09,848 - Hmm. Auburn, huh? 1052 00:48:09,889 --> 00:48:11,808 I'm gonna take a look at it. 1053 00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:12,809 You hungry or anything? 1054 00:48:12,851 --> 00:48:14,894 You want anything to eat? - Yes. 1055 00:48:14,936 --> 00:48:16,896 - What you in the mood for? - Chicken and waffles. 1056 00:48:16,938 --> 00:48:18,106 - Okay, let's go. 1057 00:48:18,148 --> 00:48:20,650 You wanna order it to go or you wanna go out? 1058 00:48:20,692 --> 00:48:21,860 - Why don't we order in? 1059 00:48:21,901 --> 00:48:24,237 - Okay, okay, let's get ready to go. 1060 00:48:24,279 --> 00:48:25,113 - Okay. 1061 00:48:25,155 --> 00:48:26,448 - And then we can bring it back, 1062 00:48:26,489 --> 00:48:27,907 start the movie, get some popcorn ready for us. 1063 00:48:27,949 --> 00:48:29,117 Let's go. - Okay. 1064 00:48:32,328 --> 00:48:35,081 (phone ringing) 1065 00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:41,838 - [Samantha] Hello? 1066 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,006 - Hey, Sam, can you meet me at 1067 00:48:43,048 --> 00:48:46,092 4633 Auborn Boulevard tomorrow? 1068 00:48:47,302 --> 00:48:49,929 - [Samantha] Sure, yeah. What's up? 1069 00:48:49,971 --> 00:48:50,889 - I'm gonna be in the area. 1070 00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:52,515 I got a surprise for you, too. 1071 00:48:53,975 --> 00:48:55,935 - [Samantha] Mmm, okay. See you there. 1072 00:48:55,977 --> 00:48:56,936 - Okay, cool. 1073 00:48:56,978 --> 00:48:58,605 See you tomorrow. 1074 00:48:58,646 --> 00:48:59,731 - [Samantha] All right. Bye-Bye. 1075 00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:00,482 - Bye. 1076 00:49:03,568 --> 00:49:05,445 - [Crew] Auborn? 1077 00:49:05,487 --> 00:49:06,654 - [Crew] Auborn, yup. 1078 00:49:06,696 --> 00:49:08,740 All right, so give her a... 1079 00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:15,747 - [Mariano] Hey. 1080 00:49:15,789 --> 00:49:17,290 - Hey, Mariano. 1081 00:49:17,332 --> 00:49:19,292 - [Mariano] You made it. - Yes. What's this? 1082 00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:20,960 - I wanted to surprise you. 1083 00:49:21,002 --> 00:49:21,795 - [Samantha] With what? 1084 00:49:21,836 --> 00:49:22,921 - I bought you a store. 1085 00:49:22,962 --> 00:49:24,964 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1086 00:49:25,006 --> 00:49:26,424 - How did you and when did you? 1087 00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,926 - Well, now you don't have to drive Uber anymore. 1088 00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:31,054 So here, actually take a look. 1089 00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:32,764 - Okay. - Let's take a look inside. 1090 00:49:37,143 --> 00:49:39,187 Oh, you hear that? 1091 00:49:39,229 --> 00:49:41,648 - [Samantha] I do. - Oh. 1092 00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:42,607 - [Samantha] Wow. 1093 00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:43,942 - [Mariano] What do you think? 1094 00:49:43,983 --> 00:49:46,069 - [Samantha] This looks so beautiful. 1095 00:49:46,111 --> 00:49:47,320 - [Mariano] I'm glad you like it. 1096 00:49:47,362 --> 00:49:50,115 - [Samantha] I love it. What a beautiful store. 1097 00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:51,991 - [Mariano] I'm glad you like it. 1098 00:49:52,033 --> 00:49:55,995 - Oh, yes. 1099 00:49:56,037 --> 00:49:59,374 Wow. This is absolutely amazing. 1100 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:01,334 - Thank you. I'm glad you like it. 1101 00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:02,627 - I love it. 1102 00:50:02,669 --> 00:50:04,504 - They got some cool little stuff in here, right? 1103 00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:05,547 - Yeah. 1104 00:50:05,588 --> 00:50:06,881 - Now it's all a little bit set up, 1105 00:50:06,923 --> 00:50:08,758 so now you can do whatever you want to it. 1106 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,010 - Thank you. 1107 00:50:10,051 --> 00:50:10,885 Look, they already got some $5 jeans, 1108 00:50:10,927 --> 00:50:12,012 brand new, ready to go. 1109 00:50:12,053 --> 00:50:13,013 - Right, right. Yeah. 1110 00:50:13,054 --> 00:50:14,347 They got everything here. 1111 00:50:14,389 --> 00:50:16,016 - Do they have any dog apparel? 1112 00:50:16,057 --> 00:50:18,018 - Oh, I don't know. We gotta look around. 1113 00:50:18,059 --> 00:50:19,561 Oh, I think some over there. 1114 00:50:28,737 --> 00:50:32,115 Hey, I wanted to say something. 1115 00:50:32,157 --> 00:50:35,827 A gentleman is someone who brings more into the world 1116 00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,162 than he takes out of it, 1117 00:50:37,912 --> 00:50:39,205 so I got you this. 1118 00:50:46,004 --> 00:50:48,256 - Wow. Thank you. - You're welcome. 1119 00:50:48,298 --> 00:50:49,758 It says, "Handmade with love." 1120 00:50:49,799 --> 00:50:51,051 - And it is. 1121 00:50:51,092 --> 00:50:54,095 And this is a hundred things I wanna do for you 1122 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:55,430 because I care about you. 1123 00:50:57,015 --> 00:50:58,767 Let's open it up and take a look. 1124 00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:08,443 - This says you wanna be my travel buddy. 1125 00:51:08,485 --> 00:51:10,236 - Yes. I want to travel the world. 1126 00:51:10,278 --> 00:51:12,113 And I hope to do that with you. 1127 00:51:15,325 --> 00:51:17,869 This one says, "I'm your type." 1128 00:51:20,914 --> 00:51:23,166 "I wanna be your lover." 1129 00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:27,420 - Oh. 1130 00:51:27,462 --> 00:51:30,090 This one says you want to be my chauffeur. 1131 00:51:30,131 --> 00:51:32,759 - Yeah, 'cause I can show you around everywhere. 1132 00:51:32,801 --> 00:51:35,136 (Samantha chuckles) 1133 00:51:35,178 --> 00:51:38,473 And this one says, "I wanna be your Santa Claus." 1134 00:51:38,515 --> 00:51:39,265 - Okay. 1135 00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:42,394 - You do gotta make the nice list. 1136 00:51:42,435 --> 00:51:43,687 You can't be on the naughty list. 1137 00:51:43,728 --> 00:51:46,564 - This one says you want to be my provider. 1138 00:51:46,606 --> 00:51:49,150 - Yes, I can provide anything you want. 1139 00:51:52,821 --> 00:51:54,656 And this one says, "I want to be 1140 00:51:56,991 --> 00:51:59,327 your massage therapist." 1141 00:51:59,369 --> 00:52:00,495 - Aww. 1142 00:52:00,537 --> 00:52:02,956 - I give the best massages. You gotta wait. 1143 00:52:02,997 --> 00:52:04,249 - Aww. 1144 00:52:04,290 --> 00:52:06,334 This one here says you want to be my bellhop. 1145 00:52:08,003 --> 00:52:09,004 - Yeah, that was a funny one. 1146 00:52:09,045 --> 00:52:10,964 I knew you'd like that one. 1147 00:52:11,006 --> 00:52:12,007 (Samantha chuckles) 1148 00:52:12,048 --> 00:52:14,134 And "I wanna be your biggest fan." 1149 00:52:14,175 --> 00:52:15,301 - Aww. 1150 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:21,141 This one here says you want to be my TV buddy. 1151 00:52:21,182 --> 00:52:23,727 - (chuckles) Because I love my TV shows. 1152 00:52:23,768 --> 00:52:25,478 (Samantha chuckles) 1153 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,271 And this one 1154 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:31,234 says, "I want to be- 1155 00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:34,237 - You wanna be my breakfast in bed buddy. 1156 00:52:34,279 --> 00:52:36,156 (Mariano chuckles) 1157 00:52:36,197 --> 00:52:39,826 - I cook a mean breakfast. (Samantha chuckles) 1158 00:52:39,868 --> 00:52:43,163 - This one says you want to be my anchor. 1159 00:52:43,204 --> 00:52:45,206 - Yes, 'cause I can hold you down. 1160 00:52:48,126 --> 00:52:52,589 And this one says, "I wanna protect you." 1161 00:52:52,630 --> 00:52:54,966 - Oh, thank you. - From everything. 1162 00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:57,344 - So don't pull out a gun on me now. 1163 00:52:57,385 --> 00:52:58,887 (Samantha laughs) 1164 00:52:58,928 --> 00:53:02,807 - This one says you want to be my forever partner. 1165 00:53:02,849 --> 00:53:04,017 - I do want to. 1166 00:53:04,059 --> 00:53:06,478 And this one says, 1167 00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:10,231 "I want to be the father of your children." 1168 00:53:10,273 --> 00:53:12,233 - Aw, thank you. 1169 00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:23,203 - What does your shirt say? 1170 00:53:23,244 --> 00:53:27,749 Oh, my shirt says, "Looking for Mr. Right, swipe." 1171 00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:29,125 - Oh, I like that. 1172 00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:31,419 Speaking of looking for Mr. Right, 1173 00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:33,338 we're gonna finish the pages of love, 1174 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:36,716 and I wanna tell the ladies on your YouTube channel. 1175 00:53:36,758 --> 00:53:38,218 - Well, how are you gonna share it with them 1176 00:53:38,259 --> 00:53:39,302 if you haven't shared it with me first? 1177 00:53:39,344 --> 00:53:41,221 - Well, I'm getting ready to. 1178 00:53:41,262 --> 00:53:42,764 Ladies, for the pages of love, 1179 00:53:42,806 --> 00:53:45,016 we are on the letter V. 1180 00:53:45,058 --> 00:53:46,226 For the letter V, 1181 00:53:46,267 --> 00:53:49,187 you want a man that has values and a vision, 1182 00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:52,232 a man that will volunteer to help you. 1183 00:53:52,273 --> 00:53:55,443 You do not want a man that will verbally abuse you 1184 00:53:55,485 --> 00:53:57,904 or leave a void in your life. 1185 00:53:57,946 --> 00:54:02,742 For the letter W, you want a wonderful, working man, 1186 00:54:02,784 --> 00:54:06,621 one that can worship with you and one that will worship you. 1187 00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:10,041 And lastly, ladies, you do not want a man 1188 00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:12,377 that is weak and whining. 1189 00:54:12,419 --> 00:54:14,129 For the letter X, 1190 00:54:14,170 --> 00:54:17,924 you want a man that will XO XO all over you. 1191 00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:19,342 And when you x-ray his heart, 1192 00:54:19,384 --> 00:54:21,553 you'll find love for you there. 1193 00:54:21,594 --> 00:54:26,307 And lastly, ladies, you do not want a man on Xanax. 1194 00:54:27,892 --> 00:54:29,144 - I like that, ladies. 1195 00:54:29,185 --> 00:54:30,186 And one thing I want to comment on 1196 00:54:30,228 --> 00:54:32,272 is she said, "Working man." 1197 00:54:32,313 --> 00:54:35,650 It's always good to have a gainfully employed man. 1198 00:54:35,692 --> 00:54:37,068 - Yes it is. 1199 00:54:37,110 --> 00:54:40,238 And as I said, wonderful, working man, 1200 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,325 and we think any man that workin' is wonderful. 1201 00:54:45,535 --> 00:54:46,828 - That's it, ladies. 1202 00:54:46,870 --> 00:54:48,872 Thank you, YouTube family. 1203 00:54:48,913 --> 00:54:50,373 Bye! - Bye! 1204 00:54:56,212 --> 00:54:58,465 - God bless you. Thank you for coming. 1205 00:54:58,506 --> 00:54:59,632 - Thank you for inviting me. 1206 00:54:59,674 --> 00:55:00,759 - No problem. 1207 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,302 You wanna do some Bible study and prayer? 1208 00:55:02,344 --> 00:55:03,386 - Absolutely. 1209 00:55:03,428 --> 00:55:04,512 You know I got the Bible on my phone. 1210 00:55:04,554 --> 00:55:05,805 - I'm ready. - Okay, okay. 1211 00:55:05,847 --> 00:55:06,973 You're getting a little bougie on me. 1212 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:08,850 Let me get my Bible up out, huh? 1213 00:55:09,976 --> 00:55:16,149 Okay, so since God is the source of every blessing, 1214 00:55:16,191 --> 00:55:18,151 why don't we start with Psalm 67:5? 1215 00:55:18,193 --> 00:55:19,069 - Okay. 1216 00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:20,111 - Cool. Let me get that open. 1217 00:55:22,155 --> 00:55:23,323 Okay. 1218 00:55:23,365 --> 00:55:24,783 The word says, 1219 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,952 "The father unto the fatherless 1220 00:55:27,994 --> 00:55:33,166 and the protector of widows is God in his holy dwelling." 1221 00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,000 Verse six. 1222 00:55:35,126 --> 00:55:37,545 "God sets the lonely in families." 1223 00:55:37,587 --> 00:55:42,008 Sam, I want to be the father of your children. 1224 00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:42,884 I will protect you 1225 00:55:44,135 --> 00:55:46,137 and I will give you the family that you desire. 1226 00:55:47,555 --> 00:55:49,557 - Amen. That's the word of God. 1227 00:55:49,599 --> 00:55:52,852 - But why do you always ignore the things 1228 00:55:52,894 --> 00:55:54,396 I try to do for you? 1229 00:55:54,437 --> 00:55:56,314 - I'm not ignoring, I'm just processing, 1230 00:55:56,356 --> 00:55:59,317 because I see the lines or lies. 1231 00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:00,360 - I understand. 1232 00:56:00,402 --> 00:56:02,445 But I assure you, this is me. 1233 00:56:02,487 --> 00:56:04,948 This is my heart and I wanna give it to you. 1234 00:56:06,199 --> 00:56:07,242 - Okay. 1235 00:56:07,283 --> 00:56:08,118 We'll see. 1236 00:56:09,244 --> 00:56:10,912 - Okay, well, did you enjoy the food? 1237 00:56:10,954 --> 00:56:12,247 - I did. Thank you. 1238 00:56:12,288 --> 00:56:13,373 - I'm glad you really came out. 1239 00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:14,916 I always have a wonderful time with you. 1240 00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:16,209 - Likewise. 1241 00:56:16,251 --> 00:56:17,377 - You look amazing today, by the way. 1242 00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:18,336 - Thank you so much. - No problem. 1243 00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:20,380 What you wanna do next week? 1244 00:56:20,422 --> 00:56:22,215 - I wanna go for a boat ride, please. 1245 00:56:22,257 --> 00:56:23,258 - Oh. 1246 00:56:23,299 --> 00:56:25,176 Oh, you gettin' real bougie on me. 1247 00:56:25,218 --> 00:56:26,428 - I am. 1248 00:56:26,469 --> 00:56:28,388 - I'll take you out on a boat ride. That's fine. 1249 00:56:28,430 --> 00:56:30,223 - Thank you. - Can't wait to see you again. 1250 00:56:30,265 --> 00:56:31,516 - Likewise. 1251 00:56:38,231 --> 00:56:40,567 (indistinct TV chatter) 1252 00:56:40,608 --> 00:56:44,738 - Hey, well tonight I thought we should do a movie night. 1253 00:56:44,779 --> 00:56:47,365 - Okay. I fall asleep during movies. 1254 00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:48,700 - What? Why is that? 1255 00:56:48,742 --> 00:56:50,452 - I be so tired from workin'. 1256 00:56:51,369 --> 00:56:52,620 - Okay. 1257 00:56:52,662 --> 00:56:55,373 But hopefully in the future I can help with that. 1258 00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:57,167 - Hmm. So movie night, huh? 1259 00:56:57,208 --> 00:56:57,959 - Yeah, hold on. 1260 00:56:59,127 --> 00:57:00,128 I gotta get somethin' for you. 1261 00:57:03,214 --> 00:57:06,676 - [Host] All right, Roger, you're gonna vote for one couple. 1262 00:57:06,718 --> 00:57:08,970 Okay, a round of applause. 1263 00:57:10,138 --> 00:57:13,391 (audience cheering) 1264 00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:15,727 - So you see, at this movie, 1265 00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:20,065 all the snacks, all the popcorn, 1266 00:57:20,106 --> 00:57:21,900 all the drinks are free. 1267 00:57:21,941 --> 00:57:24,944 - Thank you. - This one is for you. 1268 00:57:24,986 --> 00:57:26,613 - This is so cute. 1269 00:57:28,406 --> 00:57:31,451 - Mmm, popcorn need a little bit of salt. 1270 00:57:31,493 --> 00:57:32,952 (Samantha laughs) 1271 00:57:32,994 --> 00:57:34,162 It's okay. 1272 00:57:34,204 --> 00:57:35,330 Top of the movie. 1273 00:57:35,372 --> 00:57:37,499 - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. 1274 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:48,635 - [Joan] Hey, how you doin'? 1275 00:57:48,677 --> 00:57:50,136 - Hey, what's going on? 1276 00:57:50,178 --> 00:57:52,597 - Hey, I just came over to finish our pages of love. 1277 00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:54,683 You thought I forgot, didn't you? 1278 00:57:54,724 --> 00:57:55,433 - I did. 1279 00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:56,685 - Well, I did not forget. 1280 00:57:56,726 --> 00:58:00,605 And we are on the letter Y for the pages of love. 1281 00:58:00,647 --> 00:58:04,984 The letter Y, you want a man that says yes to your request. 1282 00:58:05,026 --> 00:58:08,154 You want a man who yearns for you in your absence. 1283 00:58:08,196 --> 00:58:12,534 And you want a man who can yield a harvest for his family. 1284 00:58:12,575 --> 00:58:15,870 For the letter Z, you want a man with zeal. 1285 00:58:15,912 --> 00:58:18,707 You want a man who will zoom to help you. 1286 00:58:18,748 --> 00:58:21,626 You want a man who can keep his zipper up 1287 00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:24,421 and who's not zigzagging through life. 1288 00:58:24,462 --> 00:58:26,214 - Now, when he zooms to help me, 1289 00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:27,590 what kind of car will he be in? 1290 00:58:27,632 --> 00:58:30,385 - It doesn't matter, as long as he's zooming, okay? 1291 00:58:30,427 --> 00:58:32,220 To come to your rescue. 1292 00:58:32,262 --> 00:58:33,221 That's what you want. 1293 00:58:33,263 --> 00:58:34,973 Zeal and zooming. 1294 00:58:35,015 --> 00:58:38,518 And also, what I wanna tell you last, 1295 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,353 you do not, and I repeat, 1296 00:58:40,395 --> 00:58:43,815 do not want a man who's on Zoloft. 1297 00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:45,483 No. 1298 00:58:45,525 --> 00:58:48,361 And now I would like to encourage you, 1299 00:58:48,403 --> 00:58:50,697 don't miss out on Mariano, 1300 00:58:50,739 --> 00:58:53,450 a good man, because of your past. 1301 00:58:53,491 --> 00:58:55,535 Think of all the dates you've had 1302 00:58:55,577 --> 00:58:58,038 and all the things he's done for you. 1303 00:58:58,079 --> 00:59:00,957 Nobody else has done anything for you 1304 00:59:00,999 --> 00:59:04,711 except leave you pregnant and left holding the bag, 1305 00:59:04,753 --> 00:59:07,339 an empty bag with no child support. 1306 00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:12,677 So think back on how he cares for you and respects you. 1307 00:59:15,013 --> 00:59:17,891 (upbeat pop music) 1308 01:00:57,198 --> 01:00:58,033 - Sprinkles. 1309 01:00:59,909 --> 01:01:02,787 Samantha, baby, I got something sweet for you. 1310 01:01:02,829 --> 01:01:04,497 Come in the kitchen. 1311 01:01:04,539 --> 01:01:09,502 - I'm comin'! 1312 01:01:09,544 --> 01:01:10,628 What you got? - Ta-da! 1313 01:01:10,670 --> 01:01:12,839 Look. We gonna make our own ice cream. 1314 01:01:12,881 --> 01:01:14,341 - Wow, I like this. 1315 01:01:14,382 --> 01:01:15,300 - You ready? - Yes. 1316 01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:16,718 - Okay, let's get started. 1317 01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:20,472 Already prepared everything for us. 1318 01:01:21,681 --> 01:01:23,350 So I got, before the ice fall out. 1319 01:01:26,519 --> 01:01:28,313 Got some bags of ice for us. 1320 01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:29,689 - Okay. 1321 01:01:29,731 --> 01:01:32,609 - So we got some strawberry vanilla extract 1322 01:01:32,650 --> 01:01:34,319 and our heavy cream and all that stuff. 1323 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:37,697 We got some gummy bears, some sprinkles, chocolate sauce, 1324 01:01:37,739 --> 01:01:38,615 some strawberry sauce. 1325 01:01:38,656 --> 01:01:40,575 And ready to get started? 1326 01:01:40,617 --> 01:01:42,035 - I'm ready. - Okay. 1327 01:01:43,286 --> 01:01:46,289 We're gonna take this cup, pour it in one of these. 1328 01:01:46,331 --> 01:01:47,040 - Okay. 1329 01:01:54,631 --> 01:01:56,257 - Ah, there we go. 1330 01:01:59,427 --> 01:02:00,762 Make sure I don't spill it. 1331 01:02:06,601 --> 01:02:07,894 Here we go. 1332 01:02:11,564 --> 01:02:12,732 Okay. 1333 01:02:12,774 --> 01:02:14,234 And close it up. 1334 01:02:20,448 --> 01:02:22,992 Drop it in the ice bag. 1335 01:02:23,034 --> 01:02:23,785 - Okay. 1336 01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:26,913 - I don't know why you're better at this than me. 1337 01:02:26,955 --> 01:02:28,415 I thought I planned it. 1338 01:02:28,456 --> 01:02:29,624 (Samantha giggles) 1339 01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:30,583 - Is this supposed to be our ice maker? 1340 01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:31,960 - Yes, that's the ice maker. 1341 01:02:32,002 --> 01:02:32,544 - Okay. 1342 01:02:33,712 --> 01:02:34,963 Place it in there. 1343 01:02:36,172 --> 01:02:38,299 Close up the bag, get the air out. 1344 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:41,803 Start shakin'. 1345 01:02:43,763 --> 01:02:44,723 - Old school way, huh? 1346 01:02:44,764 --> 01:02:45,932 - Old school. 1347 01:02:45,974 --> 01:02:48,309 I thought it would be fun for us to do. 1348 01:02:48,351 --> 01:02:49,102 - Okay. 1349 01:02:50,603 --> 01:02:51,771 - Still going faster than me. 1350 01:02:51,813 --> 01:02:53,648 Thought I was plannin' this. 1351 01:02:53,690 --> 01:02:55,191 (Samantha giggles) 1352 01:02:55,233 --> 01:02:58,278 Okay, get it all ready, and start shakin'. 1353 01:02:58,319 --> 01:02:59,779 (ice rattling) 1354 01:02:59,821 --> 01:03:02,824 (upbeat soul music) 1355 01:03:42,947 --> 01:03:45,158 I think that's ice cream now. 1356 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,076 - Okay. 1357 01:03:46,117 --> 01:03:47,827 - Wanna check them out? - Yeah. 1358 01:03:47,869 --> 01:03:48,578 - All right. 1359 01:03:49,537 --> 01:03:50,497 How yours lookin'? 1360 01:03:51,748 --> 01:03:53,667 Oh, yeah. 1361 01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:54,668 Aw, yeah. 1362 01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:57,545 - Oh, yeah. This is ice cream. 1363 01:03:57,587 --> 01:03:58,672 Ooh, looks good. 1364 01:03:58,713 --> 01:04:00,256 - Got a good workout, I guess, yeah. 1365 01:04:00,298 --> 01:04:02,342 - Got a good arm workout. - Right. 1366 01:04:02,384 --> 01:04:04,177 You get tired from that, too. Oof. 1367 01:04:06,012 --> 01:04:07,972 - Oh, look! Ice cream. - Oh, right! 1368 01:04:09,849 --> 01:04:11,393 It came out so 1369 01:04:13,561 --> 01:04:14,479 good. 1370 01:04:14,521 --> 01:04:15,772 Look at that! 1371 01:04:15,814 --> 01:04:16,856 - Beautiful. 1372 01:04:16,898 --> 01:04:18,316 - Homemade, too. 1373 01:04:22,237 --> 01:04:24,906 (spoon tapping) 1374 01:04:25,865 --> 01:04:28,118 I got some toppings over there for you, too, 1375 01:04:28,159 --> 01:04:30,120 if you wanna take some sprinkles, 1376 01:04:30,161 --> 01:04:33,039 gummy bears or chocolate sauce or anything. 1377 01:04:33,081 --> 01:04:36,042 - I think I'm gonna take some sprinkles 1378 01:04:36,084 --> 01:04:37,502 and some gummy bears. 1379 01:04:37,544 --> 01:04:39,379 You remember that cartoon called "Gummy Bears?" 1380 01:04:39,421 --> 01:04:40,422 - Yeah, I do. 1381 01:04:41,923 --> 01:04:43,925 That one was a good one, though. 1382 01:04:45,343 --> 01:04:48,054 You want chocolate sauce or strawberry, did you say? 1383 01:04:48,096 --> 01:04:52,225 - I will just take a little splash of chocolate sauce. 1384 01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:54,102 - A little splash? That's enough? 1385 01:04:54,144 --> 01:04:56,771 - Yes, thank you. - Okay, cool. 1386 01:04:56,813 --> 01:04:57,939 Cheers 1387 01:04:58,940 --> 01:05:00,442 to the ice cream we made. 1388 01:05:01,109 --> 01:05:03,653 (Samantha giggles) 1389 01:05:03,695 --> 01:05:04,863 It's pretty good. 1390 01:05:04,904 --> 01:05:07,907 - Hmm, I like it. - Mmm-hmm. 1391 01:05:07,949 --> 01:05:09,909 Make more homemade ice cream after all. 1392 01:05:09,951 --> 01:05:12,412 Maybe not. It was a lot of work. 1393 01:05:12,454 --> 01:05:13,872 I don't know. 1394 01:05:13,913 --> 01:05:15,915 I don't know how they did it in the old days. 1395 01:05:15,957 --> 01:05:18,084 This is actually pretty good, though. 1396 01:05:20,503 --> 01:05:22,922 Thank you for spending the time with me. 1397 01:05:22,964 --> 01:05:24,341 - Thank you for inviting me. 1398 01:05:24,382 --> 01:05:25,508 - Mmm-hmm. 1399 01:05:25,550 --> 01:05:26,843 Any time. 1400 01:05:26,885 --> 01:05:28,428 - You always have something creative up your sleeve. 1401 01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:29,929 - I try. I try. 1402 01:05:29,971 --> 01:05:32,974 I'm trying to be different, you know? 1403 01:05:34,934 --> 01:05:38,813 Can't be the same as everybody else. 1404 01:05:38,855 --> 01:05:41,483 And this is actually hella good. 1405 01:05:42,901 --> 01:05:45,236 I'm surprised. It came out really good. 1406 01:05:47,989 --> 01:05:49,115 Wanna come back next week? 1407 01:05:49,157 --> 01:05:50,825 - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. - Same thing? 1408 01:05:50,867 --> 01:05:52,410 - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. 1409 01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:53,953 - Are you hungry or anything else? 1410 01:05:53,995 --> 01:05:54,871 - Nope. 1411 01:05:54,913 --> 01:05:55,789 - Or this dessert is fine. 1412 01:05:55,830 --> 01:05:57,165 - This is real good right here. 1413 01:05:57,207 --> 01:05:59,000 Real good. - Okay. 1414 01:06:03,963 --> 01:06:07,175 (mellow hip hop music) 1415 01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:26,087 (knuckles rapping) 1416 01:07:30,342 --> 01:07:31,092 - Hey. 1417 01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:32,177 - [Samantha] Hey. 1418 01:07:32,218 --> 01:07:33,053 - You look fabulous as always. 1419 01:07:33,094 --> 01:07:34,054 - Thank you. 1420 01:07:34,095 --> 01:07:35,388 - Thank you for coming. 1421 01:07:35,430 --> 01:07:37,140 Come join me at the dinner table. 1422 01:07:37,182 --> 01:07:38,558 Let me pull out your chair. 1423 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,642 - No, I got it. 1424 01:07:39,684 --> 01:07:40,894 - Let me handle it for you. 1425 01:07:40,935 --> 01:07:42,103 - Okay. 1426 01:07:42,979 --> 01:07:44,606 - Here we go. - Thank you. 1427 01:07:44,647 --> 01:07:45,940 - No problem. 1428 01:07:45,982 --> 01:07:47,942 I made us a little bit of fish and some salad today. 1429 01:07:47,984 --> 01:07:50,111 - Okay. - I hope you enjoy it. 1430 01:07:53,448 --> 01:07:56,159 - Tastes great. - [Mariano] Thank you. 1431 01:07:56,201 --> 01:07:57,369 So how was your day? 1432 01:07:58,787 --> 01:08:00,372 - Pretty good. - That's good. 1433 01:08:01,373 --> 01:08:03,291 I do have an important question to ask you. 1434 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,088 I do want to be your rock. 1435 01:08:08,129 --> 01:08:10,048 I wanna be your foundation. 1436 01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:12,092 I wanna protect you, love you. 1437 01:08:12,133 --> 01:08:14,219 I want your kids. I want you. 1438 01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:15,428 I want your problems. 1439 01:08:16,930 --> 01:08:20,141 Will you answer me this one thing? 1440 01:08:23,019 --> 01:08:23,812 - Oh, my. 1441 01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:30,068 - [Mariano] Will you marry me? 1442 01:08:30,110 --> 01:08:31,611 - Am I being punked? 1443 01:08:31,653 --> 01:08:32,779 - No, of course not. 1444 01:08:32,821 --> 01:08:33,988 Why would you be punked? 1445 01:08:34,030 --> 01:08:35,824 But you're gonna punk me if you say no. 1446 01:08:37,117 --> 01:08:38,618 - Yes, yes! 1447 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:40,328 Oh my gosh, yes! 1448 01:08:41,329 --> 01:08:43,665 - [Mariano] Let me see your hand. 1449 01:08:43,707 --> 01:08:44,457 Oh. 1450 01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:46,876 Fits just right. 1451 01:08:49,045 --> 01:08:50,213 - Thank you so much. 1452 01:08:50,964 --> 01:08:52,757 - [Mariano] Appreciate you. 1453 01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:53,717 - Thank you. 1454 01:08:53,758 --> 01:08:55,010 - [Mariano] Love you so much. 1455 01:08:55,051 --> 01:08:56,177 - I love you, too. 1456 01:08:57,971 --> 01:08:59,472 - Let's finish our food. 1457 01:08:59,514 --> 01:09:01,683 Before we smell like too much fish. 1458 01:09:02,809 --> 01:09:05,770 (soft upbeat music) 1459 01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:16,489 (soft gentle music) 1460 01:09:49,898 --> 01:09:54,361 - [Samantha] Moral of the story is believe in love, 1461 01:09:54,402 --> 01:09:58,615 and the fairy tale love that you want is out there. 1462 01:09:58,656 --> 01:10:02,535 Love found me and it will find you, too. 1463 01:10:03,536 --> 01:10:07,248 Embrace that true, authentic love. 1464 01:10:08,124 --> 01:10:12,128 He who finds a wife finds a good thing 1465 01:10:12,170 --> 01:10:13,755 and receives favor. 1466 01:10:15,048 --> 01:10:18,009 (soft gentle music) 1467 01:10:32,982 --> 01:10:35,902 (upbeat pop music) 96564