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Mayans. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.
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FX presentsMr. Inbetween.
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We there yet?
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No, you impatient cunt.
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So what's the surprise?
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Not telling.
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Why not?
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'Cause it's fucking surprise.
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That's the whole point
of a surprise.
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You don't tell the other person
'cause then it just...
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it ruins the surprise.
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But I don't like surprises.
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Well, you'll fucking
like this one.
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- Yeah, we'll see.
- You'll like this one.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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Look the other way.
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I didn't come out this far
for you to fuck it up.
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Close your eyes.
Look the other way.
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This better be fucking good,
mate, I tell you.
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Just close your eyes.
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They're closed.
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Put your hands out.
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Get fucked.
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-Fuck off.
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You like surprises now
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That's a Sterling.
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Nah, that's a Patchett.
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Patchett?
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Better than a Sterling.
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Better than the Sten.
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Pretty much won us World War II.
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It'll blow your
fuckin' head off.
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What are you doing with them?
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Gonna make some fruit salad.
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Stay.
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You ready?
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This is it, mate.
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Merry fuckin' Christmas.
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All right,
I've got another one for you.
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Yeah?
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Would you rather have
great sex or great food?
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Great food.
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Well, that's boring.
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Well, you gotta eat.
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Yeah, but if you're going
to have the great food,
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then you gotta have the bad sex.
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What's bad sex?
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That's the sex I have with you.
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Very funny.
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All right, if you're
gonna have the...
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the great food,
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then you've gotta have bad sex
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with, like, some stinky,
crusty old granny.
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I'll have the great sex, then.
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Okay,
but then you gotta
have the bad food.
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What's bad food?
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I don't know.
What a food you don't like?
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Sandwiches.
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What do...
Who doesn't like sandwiches?
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I don't fucking like sandwiches.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, toasted's all right,
but not fuckin' raw ones.
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Well, what is a raw sandwich?
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Not toasted.
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A bit of bread with
some shit in it.
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Yeah, all right, fine, okay.
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If you're gonna have
the great sex,
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then you have to eat
raw sandwiches
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for the rest of forever.
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How about I eat the sandwiches
while I'm having the great sex?
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Yeah, if you want.
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Sure, why not?
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All right, I'll do that, then.
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Won't even notice.
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Bobby.
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-Hi.
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How you doing?
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Yeah, good.
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Ray, Davros.
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How you going, mate?
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So, Ray...
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did Freddy explain why
I wanted to see you?
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Yeah.
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So how is your friend?
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He's been better.
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Yeah?
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Right.
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I heard he was in a coma.
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That's the way it goes?
No hard feelings.
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Well, I'm afraid
there are hard feelings.
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Quite a lot of
hard feelings, actually.
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Are there?
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That's why we're
having this chat.
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You can't go around
bashing my guys.
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But your guys can go around
bashing my friends, can they?
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Look, we had no idea
you were friends
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with the guy that got bashed.
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I know you and Freddy
are friends,
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and out of respect for Freddy,
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my guys wouldn't have done
what they did had they known.
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If they did...
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I would've put them
in the hospital myself.
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Did you know
Freddy and I are family?
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He does now.
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He does now.
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Good.
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Well, we all know
where we stand now,
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so we're good, right?
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Come on, get up.
Get up there.
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In the future,
if there is a problem,
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you won't go off half-cocked.
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You just keep your guys
in line, mate, okay?
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And then I won't
have to do it for you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Jesus Christ.
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Don't even think about it.
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Trust me, don't even
think about it.
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Go, go, go, keep it moving!
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Bella, Bella, over here!
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Hey, Britt! Brittany!
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But even though there are lots
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of different types
of stag beetles,
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many are facing a loss of
habitat that is threatening...
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What's that?
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Bug Versus Bug.
I'm obsessed with it.
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Last night they had...
had two spiders.
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They had this, like, jumping
spider and a spitting spider.
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And the jumping spider,
he attacks the other one,
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and jumps on him,
but he misses..
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And the spitting spider, he then
shoots out this kinda, like...
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What are these idiots doing?
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Having a good old
fuckin' chit-chat.
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Fuck, here we go.
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I'll fuckin' give you one of
those, you fuckin' little turd.
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Ray!
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-Yeah, you better run,
you fuckin' cocksucker.
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Yeah, fuckin' run,
you little bitch.
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What?
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Wh... What the fuck...
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Just get in the car, luv.
Get in.
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Do you want a cuppa?
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S... Yeah, sure.
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Hey, hey, can we talk?
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Yeah, what's up?
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What happened today
with those guys...
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It's-it's kinda
really bothering me.
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Um, I mean, I know they
were being assholes, but...
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Like, you were really violent.
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And it bothers me.
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What was I supposed to do?
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I just...
feel like you could have...
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you could have at least tried
to talk to the guy, you know?
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Maybe tried to
defuse the situation.
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Yeah, but...
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that would have
given his partner
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time to get out of the car.
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And then I'm dealing with
two assholes instead of one.
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I mean, one-on-one...
yeah, sure.
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But, two-on-one,
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it's just too risky.
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And you're there. I don't
want you getting hurt, so...
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Sure. Yeah.
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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Thank you, Max.
Thank you.
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Ray.
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How many, how many people...
If you had to guess...
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How many people would you say
that you've assaulted?
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Heaps.
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And how do you feel about that?
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Fine. They had it
coming to 'em.
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And what did they do?
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It depends...
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I mean, I'm pretty big
on just respect.
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So, like, if you respect me,
I respect you.
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Now, if you don't,
we got a problem.
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Well, let's talk about
the most recent assault,
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the one with the two youths.
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No, I only bashed one of 'em.
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And, um, they weren't youths.
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They were, like, in their 20s.
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Well, let's call them
young men, then.
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Yeah. So,
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I was walking down
the street with me daughter,
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and two guys come along,
bumped into her,
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and she had an ice cream and,
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you know, dropped her
ice cream and...
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So you assaulted him?
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Well, no.
They started...
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then they started swearing,
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and she's only eight, so...
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So you bashed him
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while your daughter
was just standing there.
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No, not while she was
standing there.
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I bashed him later.
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Okay, well, how did
you feel afterwards,
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after it was...
after it all happened?
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Fine.
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Do you enjoy hitting people?
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I wouldn't say I enjoy
hitting people.
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You know, if I hit somebody,
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I generally got
a pretty good reason.
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And you think you had
a good reason?
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Didn't I just say that?
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So can you remind me again
what that reason was?
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Well, they were being assholes.
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The world is full of assholes,
Ray, you do realize that.
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Yeah, and you know why?
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Why?
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'Cause people let them
get away with it.
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See, if you're in jail, right,
and you fuck with somebody,
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you disrespect somebody,
you can end up dead.
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There's consequences.
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But out here in the real world,
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there's no consequences,
all right?
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So next time these two pricks
are walking down the street
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and they start thinking,
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"We might
go and fuck with somebody,"
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they're gonna
think twice about it,
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which is good for everybody.
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So, in your mind,
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you've done society a favor.
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess,
on behalf of society,
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I should say thank you.
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Steve, how are...
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how are things at home since,
since we last spoke?
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- There you go.
- It's about time.
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Sorry.
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- Bruce, Ally.
- G'day, mate.
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Nice to meet you.
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-Yeah, good. Good, thanks.
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Britt, you wanna...
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- Hi.
- Hello, Brittany. I'm Ally.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
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Your dad tells me
you're a bit of a legend
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on the netball court.
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I'm okay.
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Okay? I'm sure you're
better than okay.
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Do you wanna come see my room?
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Sure, I'd love to.
Lead the way.
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- It's over here.
- Okay.
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Top shelf.
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How'd she end up with you?
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She must be desperate.
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Did you do that?
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Yeah.
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That is awesome.
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This is Patrick.
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Hello, Patrick.
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He's got a lovely mane.
He's very beautiful.
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Are you gonna marry my dad?
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Um...
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Do you know...
actually, I don't know.
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-Okay.
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Did you know that my dad's
seen a real unicorn before?
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He said he saw it
in the Blue Mountains.
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Okay. Wow.
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We're gonna go to look for one.
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Right.
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Do you wanna come?
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Yes, I would love to come.
That'd be great.
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Okay, cool.
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Cool.
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Where have you been?
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Run out of smokes.
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00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:19,211
What's that smell?
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00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,509
What smell?
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00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,866
I don't know, it's like a...
270
00:22:24,907 --> 00:22:29,567
it's like a burning sort of
chemically sort of smell.
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Media Access Group at WGBH
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-Bit of this.
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00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,218
Bit of that.
274
00:24:13,407 --> 00:24:16,978
Mayans. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.
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00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:30,733
Apocalypse.
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00:24:30,772 --> 00:24:33,343
All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.
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00:24:34,994 --> 00:24:38,214
If there are
any good spirits here,
let yourself be known.
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Thirteen.
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Bar mitzvah.
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