All language subtitles for House - [7x07] - A Pox on Our House eng

Shouldn't they be up by now ?

I'm sure they're fine.

They're gonna run out of air.

I'm happy to kill my daughter,

but I feel a little awkward
about killing your son.

They're spending time together.

It's good.

We're a family now. They need to bond.

Yeah, well...

They can bond with full air intake.

Julie, surface now.

Help ! Shark !

Please don't scare me like that.

What ? You said we should bond.

Well, look what I found.

You're not supposed to
take anything off the wreck.

How cool is this ?

They kind of look like feathers.

Can I see ?

Ow !

Julie !

Get her a towel.

What was in that jar ?

Why aren't you guys in my office ?

Why are you in the building
? It's 8:00 in the morning.

Where's Chase ? He's not here because

it's 8:00 in the morning.

16-year-old girl...
high fever, vomiting,

bloodshot eyes.

Wow. The case of the really bad flu.

Hmm, let me see.

Did I leave anything out ? Oh, yeah.

The smallpox.

Smallpox was eradicated
over 30 years ago.

So were hush puppies.

Have you checked out your local
hipster coffee shop lately ?

Smallpox doesn't exist
outside of P4 Labs

and bioweapon plants.

She was in Bermuda. Where she
was scuba diving on the wreck

of a Dutch slave ship that
had been intentionally sunk

because an epidemic of smallpox
had broken out on board.

Was the ship sunk in water ?

Because viruses can't
survive contact with water.

If the virus had been kept on
the outside of an airtight jar,

that might be an issue.

The jar held old-school inoculations.

They kept the scabs
of the infected people.

The virus can't survive over 200 years.

You have.

Thanks for calling back.

Uh, listen, I'm a screenwriter,

and is it theoretically possible

for smallpox to survive

for more than 200 years underwater

in a sealed glass jar ?

Well, theoretically, yes, but...

Thank you.

So who do we believe...

CDC or Dr. 90210 ?

Isolate,

get baseline blood draws
for smallpox antibodies

and vaccinate the entire family.

We should test for the
21st-century suspects...

varicella and measles.

You're free to perform
whatever unnecessary tests

you want, Foreman.

Slavery was abolished years ago.

Why the hell do you guys
have us quarantined in here ?

We're just taking every precaution.

Against what ?

What do you think I have ?

One possibility is tetanus

from the glass jar
that sliced your hand.

I remember tetanus shots.

That does not look like tetanus shots.

It's really not worth going into,

because the odds are astronomical.

Tell me.

Again, it's...

smallpox.

Smallpox ?

The vaccine will protect
you if you don't have it

and lessen the severity
if you already do.

B- but it's a
billion-to-one, so...

We don't want you to panic or anything.

How do I not panic

with that information ?

Idiot in exam room one
needs antidiarrheals

and a dictionary.

You're not scheduled
for clinic duty now.

I had some free time. I owed four hours.

Don't you have a case ?

Yeah. Then don't worry about it.

Are you a Stepford doctor ?

If you're busy, you don't
need to be down here.

You're serious.

Yep. Get out of here.

I can't.

I forgot her stuffed animal at home.

It's been with her

through all the chemo sessions so far.

I need Lamby.

He doesn't want me to do it alone.

Honey, there's no other way.

You're just gonna have
to be brave, okay ?

What if I get someone to sit with her

while you run home and get Lamby ?

I'll get a nurse.

Then I have to deal with a...

Very sick man.

I think she knows.

Who is she, and what does she know ?

Cuddy. And... that I faked a lab test

and lied to her to save my last patient.

What did she do ?

She let me out of clinic
duty by saying I had a case.

She's never done that.

She's also probably never
ordered the pasta special

in the cafeteria.

Would that also have

some special paranoid
message to send you ?

I am not imagining this.

It's an aberration in the
way that she treats me.

How do I find out what it means ?

You don't.

If she doesn't know, all you're gonna do

by sniffing around is
make her suspicious.

If she does know, you'll
find out soon enough.

What if I die of
curiosity in the meantime ?

You were an idiot for lying
to her in the first place.

Don't be more of an idiot now.

Say nothing to no one about anything.

That includes me.

It's not smallpox.

Blood work suggests
some other infection.

White count is way down.

Masters, have you got a boyfriend ?

That's none of your business.

Ah, probably just a dry spell.

House, you do realize

we just ruled out smallpox ?

Would you ever be extra nice
to a theoretical boyfriend

if you were really mad at him ?

I guess the only reason
I would be extra nice

is because I'm angry, and
I just want him to go away

so I don't have to
deal with him anymore.

You passive/aggressive bitch.

You just asked me...

what about Foreman's unnecessary tests ?

Negative for varicella and measles.

So all of our ideas are off the table.

I'm putting mine back on.

Patient's a diver.

Under increased pressure,
everything in the blood

gets scared, panics, runs, and hides.

Antibodies could be in the joints.

Tap her knee, ankle, shoulder,

and any other joint in
her smallpox-ridden body.

Good talk.

You know.

Of course I know.

Oh, thank God.

I thought I was just being paranoid.

Why didn't you say something ?

'Cause I wanted you to
come to me and apologize.

I can't apologize if I
haven't done anything wrong.

You lied to my face.

To do my job,

to save a patient's life.

Look, I don't want to
go all Godfather on you.

This was business.

I wouldn't lie to you
about something personal.

Well, you don't get to
lie to me about anything.

I can't compartmentalize
my life like that.

Well, maybe you should practice,
'cause it comes in handy.

I think you should go.

Ow.

Sorry.

I have to get the
needle behind the bone.

I'm running out of bones.

If this is a waste of time...

last one.

You just have to be...

What ?

What... what is it ?

I'm sorry. I have to call the...

I think you do have smallpox.

Am I gonna die ?

I mean, this is what
terrorists want to use

to kill everyone, right ?

Like, there's no cure.

There are treatments. We
can give you cidofovir.

I don't think you care
about the drugs' names.

Bottom line... it's 30% fatal,

which means your chances of being okay

are about the same as a
basketball player's chance

at hitting a free throw,

unless she finds dark,
purplish skin blotches.

What would purple blotches mean ?

Hemorrhagic-type smallpox.

In which case, her
chances are more like...

Shaq hitting a free throw.

Well, no purple skin,
but take a look at this.

What is it ?

There's a rash under
your daughter's arm.

Like more of those gross bumps ?

No. It's just a regular rash.

W
- what does that mean ?

It means it's not smallpox.

Are you saying you see House's side ?

It's not even a side. It's
a fictional construction.

She's expecting House not to lie ?

If she's using the relationship

as a rationale to try
to change things...

Wait. Wait. Are you saying

it's okay for us to lie to each other ?

No, we have a different relationship...

I think a better one.

Lying was never part of
it. Theirs is built on it.

Sorry, I have to go.

Oh, come on, I have to
leave in, like, five minutes.

Can't it wait ? There's a little girl.

The nurse watching her got called away.

It's a long story, but
I've got to babysit.

I'll see you tonight. Mm-hmm.

Attention... effective immediately,

all hospital entrances and
exits will be restricted

until further notice.

Center for Disease Control has ordered

Princeton Plainsboro
Hospital locked down.

Well, I guess I can stay.

Please step out of the room.

I'm Dr. Broda, head
of infection control,

and your protective
suits are not adequate.

Turns out they don't have to be.

Rash under the arm
means it's not smallpox.

False alarm. Sorry.

Hope the traffic wasn't too bad.

Rash is consistent with smallpox.

Not if it presents after pustules.

She's probably just
allergic to the bedsheets

or the hospital gown, and
you simply didn't notice it.

We're gonna airlift blood
and tissue samples to Atlanta.

We'll have the DNA results in 18 hours.

In the meantime, please,

step out of the room.

You brought the plane ? Cool.

When we left, Julie's fever

had climbed to over 103.

It's not smallpox. She's not dying.

And it's not our case.

Need any other reasons to forget it ?

You know how you can tell
there's nothing to be done ?

Chase showed up. I was here at 9:00.

So you guys just want to do
nothing for the next 18 hours

until they tell us it's not smallpox ?

Can't we spend the time discussing

what looks like smallpox
but isn't smallpox ?

Molluscum contagiosum.

You have to compare
lesions to differentiate.

But we don't have access to the patient

or any new information.

But we do have access
to the other patients...

the ones who died of
the same thing in 1793.

It's the Captain's log
from the Sotos Ooslerzoon.

Maritime Museum in Bermuda
graciously sent over a pdf.

Problem solved.

I assume at least one of
you speaks fluent Dutch.

It's the middle of the
night in the Netherlands.

Nobody's working.

Oh, you can always find someone.

Oh, yes. My name is Geerte.

Are you handsome,

sexiest American man ?

You know, some people...

I would say that I am, yeah.

I want you to translate
something for me.

Why you want I translate ?

I do topless, toys, and...

just do the translation.

She can translate however
she feels most comfortable.

Whatever.

You put in credit card.

House, the hospital has
translators on call...

Shut up.

Honey, could you email our new friend

the Captain's log ? Sure thing...

Sexiest American man.

"On morning of 14, July,

I boarded Sotos Ooslerzoon
with two trunks and my cat".

Aw ! The Captain had a cat.

Isn't she adorable ?

Go ahead and skip to the part

where people get sick.

Mm... Ah, here.

"The passenger has a fever,
shaking, and red eyes".

Ooh. Also African man
make go in his pants.

What about the Captain, the crew ?

Mm, no. It say only African men sick.

It can't be smallpox.

Airborne transmission

means it's an equal-opportunity killer.

We're looking for a
disease that discriminates.

Sickle cell.

The disease doesn't have to be racist.

It could be classist.

Vitamin "D" deficiency
from lack of sunlight

weakens the immune
system, makes the slaves

more vulnerable to
malaria or dengue fever.

I don't know how you get
pustules from any of those.

Captain and crew got
clean drinking water.

Slaves drank whatever they could.

Scrofula.

That's what they called
cervical T.B. lymphadenitis

in the 1700s.

Scrofulicious...

that's what they called
"annoying" in the 1700s.

Is she wrong ?

Then they died for nothing.

Those slaves could have
led long, fulfilling lives

mowing my ancestors' lawns.

Foreman.

Can I speak to you
outside for a second ?

We need to test for T.B.

T.B. Might fit,

but it's too slow-moving
to kill her anytime soon.

There's no way the CDC's
gonna give us access.

That's why we don't think it's T.B.

We think it's meningococcal disease,

which could kill her before
the results come back.

And once I gain access,
I run the T.B. test.

You could have said all that in there.

In front of the narc ? As if.

Are you so afraid of this new girl,

we have to take elaborate measures

every time you want to skirt
around ethical boundaries ?

Elaborate measures ? We took a walk...

a walk you would have taken anyway.

Actually, I saved you from the horrible

post-differential traffic jam.

Meningococcus.

We believe the rash under Julie's armpit

is actually petechial spots.

When added to the high
fever, the vomiting...

there haven't been any
seizures, no stiff neck.

If I could just gain
access to the patient,

I can investigate the rash further.

I'll take a look.

I can wear your gear.

I'll take every necessary precaution.

You come to me with a weak diagnosis.

I even offer to investigate,

but that's not good enough for you.

What's really going on here ?

Sir...

Are you feeling all right in there ?

It's just a headache.

Baby.

Baby.

Dad...

You're bleeding.

Somebody, please...

Get in here now !

This is not meningococcus.

You're not getting in here.

Cool. Not really... not for them

and not for you...
the dad's new symptoms

are consistent with
them having smallpox.

Would be if he had a headache.

He does have a headache.

No. He just said,
"ow," and held his head.

Actually, he said, "ow".

Then he said, "it's a headache".

Which could be indicative of head pain.

Headache is caused by muscle
tension or vascular stretching.

Head pain is caused by
trauma, which would include

such events as a bleed
in the brain from T.B.

We're back to T.B. ? We never left.

We'll need to do a C.T.

And I sort of have a
hunch that the CDC's

not gonna approve of
us moving the patient.

Chase, can I talk to you
outside for a second ?

You just tried this.

I'm not a better liar than
Foreman. Sure, you are.

You're descended from convicts.

Plus, there's no lie this time.

It's a bait and switch.

You propose that we
don't have to move him

if we do a pneumoencephalograph.

That's 60-year-old technology
that killed patients.

Exactly. He'll compromise on the C.T.

This isn't Cuddy.

Your Jedi mind tricks won't work here.

These aren't the droids
you're looking for.

You don't trust me.

Going behind your back

works better when you're not facing us.

Instead of whatever lie
you're gonna tell Broda,

why don't you just tell him the truth ?

If we are honest and reasonable...

people of all races and creeds

will live together in peace and harmony.

How did your first plan work out ?

Permission granted.

Thank you.

After she gets denied,
do the bait and switch.

They won't let your
mommy back in the hospital

because of an emergency downstairs.

But we have to get started.

I can't do it without my Lamby.

Who is she ?

I'm nobody. I'm leaving soon.

Her name is Sam, and
she's a friend of mine.

What does Lamby usually do
while you get your treatment ?

He holds my hand.

Well, you could hold my hand.

That won't work.

Well, sometimes we have to do things

that we don't want to do.

You have to go to school. You
have to eat your vegetables.

You have to take your medicine.

You have to.

I want my mommy.

Yeah.

I'll be right back.

You know, I'm pretty
sure Lamby has a cousin

down in the gift shop.

Hold off a minute.

I'm in overtime.

Oh !

Uh, Broda agreed to
C.T. the dad's brain.

Well, that sucks.

But I thought that's what you wanted.

I shouldn't have gotten
it with the truth.

He's a hypocrite.

His position ever since
he's been here has been...

I
- I pointed out that either we're right,

and he's the hero for ending the crisis,

or he's right, and he
gets to be the first person

to look at a brain
infected with smallpox.

C.T. scans weren't around 30 years ago.

Good work.

So I guess honesty is the best policy.

Why'd you say that ? Seriously...

To establish your viewpoint,
as if I didn't already know it,

or to demonstrate some weird

cross-generational female
solidarity with Cuddy ?

Actually, I was just trying
to fill the awkward silence.

Oh.

Why have they stopped ?

You can't go out there.

Why did you stop ?

Get out of the hallway.

He does not have smallpox.

Yes, he does.

It itches.

He's just developed pustules.

He's now too dangerous to transport.

Get out of the hallway.

Dad's vitals are in the toilet.

He's got full-blown smallpox.

What about the daughter ?

Pustule count is way
up. Vitals are way down.

Means I was wrong.

But to be precise, I was
right before I was wrong, so...

So we just give up and go home ?

Actually, somebody
locked the front door,

but, yeah, we... Give up.

We might as well keep...
we have our diagnosis.

If you're eager, you can
go find us a new case.

I guess she's eager or has
a blind spot for sarcasm.

I just want to look at
the rash under her arm

to see if it's matured...

you can look through the
glass. I need to be closer.

If the pustules are
at a different stage...

she's comfortable.

We're gonna have our
results back in eight hours.

If it's not smallpox, you
can be the first one in there.

Why are you just standing out there ?

Uh...

I'm just trying to help.

If you're feeling up to it,

can you sit up and show me
the rash under your arm ?

Uh, wait.

The soles of your feet.

There aren't any lesions. Who cares ?

They're everywhere
else. This is torture.

Eve ?

Guess who came by the
hospital for a visit ?

Hello, Eve.

Oh, no !

All right.

I'm gonna get a couple of
nice nurses to come in here

and get you two ready for
the treatment, all right ?

Okay.

How come Lamby can be
here but mommy can't ?

Lamby was dirty. Um, we gave her a bath.

This isn't Lamby !

Julie doesn't have smallpox.

Did I just dream the part

where I finally agreed it was smallpox ?

Well, if what I thought was reality

was actually a dream,
then the reverse...

Oh, my God.

I had a threesome with
Beyonce and Lady Gaga.

She doesn't have pustules on her palms

or the soles of her feet.

The dad does have pustules there.

So how does he get
smallpox, but it skips her ?

If I leave like that, you should follow.

Oh.

We gave it to him.

Where's Chase ?

You do realize we don't
all live together, right ?

Well, then just... we gave it to him.

No pustules on the
daughter's palms, so...

So therefore your theory is

you asked me to take the dad's blood,

but I accidentally injected him

with smallpox.

Exactly, although technically,
it was the vaccinia virus,

which is what the smallpox
vaccine is made from.

Same symptoms as smallpox,

but only half the calories and
almost none of the lethality.

You sound like one of
those anti-vaccine cranks.

You can't develop full-blown symptoms

from the vaccine this quickly.

You can if you're immunocompromised.

Am I the only one who
reads these things ?

Dad had kidney cancer. Six years ago.

He's been in remission.
Well, it's obviously back.

Shot his immune system,

made him vulnerable to the vaccinia,

which will get better on interferon.

So if he responds to the treatment,

that proves he doesn't have smallpox.

Then what does the daughter have ?

Damn. I was hoping you
weren't gonna ask me that.

Can we please just focus

on the disease we just
diagnosed and can treat ?

What's more likely... he got smallpox

the day after we immunized him for it,

or he's sick from the vaccine itself ?

You got any proof the
kidney cancer is back ?

Well, let me give him this.

When he gets better, that'll
be the proof you need.

I'll put on one of
your fancy spacesuits,

and I promise I won't
kiss him on an open sore.

You know who Janet Parker is ?

In 1978,

she was working at a
university in England.

Someone in a research lab on
the floor below screwed up.

Some smallpox virus managed
to float up through the vents

into the room where she was working.

She died four days later...

the last known person
to die from smallpox.

And the person in charge of the lab

was so destroyed, he killed himself.

Now that he's shedding,

I can't open that door for anyone.

Hey !

Look, there's the proof you need.

There's blood in the urine bag.

His kidneys are shutting down.

He's in the final stages of the disease.

If smallpox was causing
the kidney failure,

the blood would be brown.

It's red because the
kidney cancer is back,

and this is not smallpox.

I'm not opening that door.

Well, that makes one of us.

Hey !

Hey ! You're insane !

But I'm right.

I hope you are,

because I can't let you out now.

This is what happens

when you have no respect for authority,

no respect for anything.

You don't think it's a little much

to use the threat of death

to win a totally separate
argument with your boyfriend ?

You think this is
about the other thing ?

Does seem to track suspiciously closely.

I don't care right now
that you lied to me.

I want you to stay alive.

And if I do, does that
mean I win both arguments ?

Put the suit on.

It's unnecessary, mom.

This is why I didn't
want them telling you.

It's why I'm glad they
didn't tell Wilson.

Dr. House.

I'm getting worse, aren't I ?

Interferon takes a little time to work.

Don't worry.

Tell Broda

that I'm increasing his oxygen.

And get my team down here.

Hi.

You're mad at us, aren't you ?

Yeah. Well, you have a right to be.

We weren't honest.

You might not know this yet,

but sometimes adults mess up.

Can I tell you something,

and you keep it just between us ?

I'm not great with kids.

I love them, but I get scared

that I'm gonna do the wrong thing,

and then... I usually do.

And that's what I did with the lying.

And I'm very sorry about that.

The reason why I did the wrong thing

was because I was trying to get you

to do the right thing.

Your mommy and your Lamby

both really need you to get better.

So...

Do you think that...

You could be really brave...

And do the right thing ?

I'll try.

Great.

Great.

Fever's way up. Sat's way down.

Pustules still spreading.

Interferon's not working.

Which means this is smallpox.

Right !

'Cause there are only two diseases

in the whole wide world...
what else could it be ?

There's got to be something.

No, there doesn't.

There are still no pustules on her feet.

All the reasons you thought
it wasn't smallpox still exist.

Forget her feet. Forget
all those other reasons.

Look at him now. The
pox are dome-shaped.

They're on 80% of his body,
and they're not scabbing over.

This is textbook smallpox.

Ddx'ing at this point isn't
gonna make a difference.

Don't say that. I'm sorry.

House...

You screwed up going in there.

You have any fever ?

Not yet.

But when it does come,

I assume you'll see the pettiness

of being mad at me for lying.

Shut up, House.

I'll be right back.

I'm not gonna make it, am I ?

You should say good-bye to your family.

I love you.

Just hold on.

Fight this.

You got to take care of my boy.

No.

Promise me.

I promise.

I love you.

I love you too.

Get Roger closer.

Come closer.

Come on.

Dad.

My baby boy.

Dad, please...

It's gonna be okay.

Lulu's gonna take care of you.

I don't want her, dad.

She's not you.

I will always love you, Roger.

Dad ?

You're killing me !

The suit will protect you

if you haven't already been exposed.

My air supply's almost out.

We'll give you another canister.

Yeah, and when I change
it, I will be exposed.

Just move him !

I wish I could.

Oh, that's great,

'cause you know what you can do ?

You can move me.

You don't know that I have smallpox yet.

We have to assume.

There's another isolation
room on the fifth floor.

The problem is getting
him from here to there.

So it's inconvenient.

My having a fighting chance at life

is inconvenient !

I'm sorry.

We don't know that he'll catch it.

We don't know that it's
definitely smallpox,

not until we get the DNA
results back from the CDC.

What do you think the dad just died of ?

Would it kill us to talk it through ?

Kill us ? No. Save House ? Also no.

Even if by some miracle

it's not smallpox, there's nothing more

for us to go on. There's no new data.

And there isn't going to be any...

where are you going ? To get more data.

"Gerritt seems distant

and preoccupied".

Who's Gerritt ? Is he a slave ?

Gerritt is the Captain's kitty.

The Captain's cat is preoccupied ?

Skip the cat.

Uh, "one goat slaughtered for dinner.

Broke out the next barrel of wine".

Skip the food.

Uh, c-can we go back to the cat ?

Did the cat get sick ?

Smallpox is exclusive to humans.

Ship captains didn't have pets.

Nothing and nobody went on those ships

if it didn't have a purpose.

Hunting mice and rats ? For the crew.

The hold was probably
infested with mice.

What if that's the difference ?

What happened to Gerritt ?

Ah.

Is that a sad "ah" or a cute "ah" ?

Gerritt, he died. It's a sad "ah".

Before he died, did he lose his fur ?

How did you know ?

Mice don't carry smallpox,

but they do carry rickettsialpox.

Which is treatable.

Just start them on doxycycline.

Based on a bald cat ? You
never heard of shedding ?

What's the downside ?

If we shove her full of
antibiotics plus the antivirals,

it'll suppress her bone marrow.

That girl's about to die.

She probably is,

and I don't want to risk
pushing her over the edge.

At least look at the dad's body.

Small patches of black, dead
tissue will prove I'm right.

Eschars appear with rickettsialpox

but not with smallpox.

If he had developed eschars,
I would have noticed.

You haven't been within 20
feet of the guy in hours.

Have them check.

Their job is to bleach the body,

kill the virus,

and get it out of there
for Dr. House's sake.

Bleaching the body

will destroy all evidence
of rickettsialpox.

There is no evidence !

I'm not trying to hurt anyone here.

I'm not lying to you.

This is smallpox.

House, you have to examine the body.

I'm not going anywhere near it.

Look for eschars. Hurry.

You think it's r-pox ?

The Captain had a cat.

He lost his fur and then died.

Step back, Dr. House.

It's kind of hard to do
an autopsy in oven mitts.

Take them off.

Says the woman

standing behind two panes of glass.

Do you believe me ?

Forget me. Do you believe you ?

You think it's
rickettsialpox, don't you ?

If it is, it's curable,

and she's gonna die
unless we can prove it.

You really are annoying.

Come on, House. Come on.

Eschar.

Eschars.

Start the girl on doxycycline right now.

Mommy !

You were good with her.

Yeah, only after being bad.

It takes practice.

Maybe I should get a puppy.

Yeah, or... Pregnant ?

Hey.

You're gonna be okay.

Hey.

Hey.

Buy you breakfast ? No, thanks.

You can pay...

If it's starting to feel
like I'm carrying you.

House, stop.

When I was dying...

You realized that a little
white lie between coworkers

wasn't such a big deal.

Yeah, and that was true...

When you were dying.