All language subtitles for Hamish.Macbeth.S02E05.No.Man.Is.an.Island.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-squalor_Track04

So, this is my island.

What do you think of it?

it's stunning.

There's really no dells here?

- There was a base on the
island during the war.

Radar or something.

Now there's just the sea,
the sand, and the birds ...

- And us.

Still, it's a long way to come
just to teach me how to sail.

- You really think that's
why I brought you here?

Are you thick or what, Hamish Macbeth?

- It's dinnertime.

Come and get it.

It's terrible, terrible!

- What is, Douglas?

Or do you prefer Dougie?

- I prefer Constable actually, Mr. McIver.

There is no crime.

According to the logbook, this man Macbeth

has barely made an
arrest since he got here.

They've sent me to a place with no crime.

- It is only for the month, Constable.

Until Macbeth gets back.

- He will be comin' back, won't he?

What did you say was wrong with him?

- Depression, brought on by--

- Depression, oh, well surprise,
surprise, Mr. McKeever.

What's a crime fighter
supposed to do in a place

with no crime but get depressed?

No, I don't believe it.

No disrespect to Macbeth,
but there has to be

crime in that street
and I'm gonna find it.

- Oh, God.

- What?

- I said, thank God, Constable Duggan.

When Macbeth started to
crack, I began to worry.

Could I hope to find another one like him?

I feared not.

I feared the worst.

But then you walked through that door,

a man parched with the thirst for justice.

A man I could work on,

With!

A man I could work with, just
like I worked with Macbeth.

You're right, Constable
Duggan, there is crime here

and Macbeth about broke himself in two

tryin' to fight it.

You forget about Chicago,
and Detroit, and Philly.

This is the crime capital of the world.

- Here?

- Relatively speakin', I mean.

Crimes per head of population.

- Here?

- You go and unpack your bags, Constable.

And I'll work us up a strategy.

But remember one thing.

This is not going to be easy.

Stop!

Please,

come no further.

Do you have a radio?

On your boat?

- Uh, my boat caught fire, it sank.

I heard you singin', from up there.

- I hope I didn't sound too bad.

Well it's difficult to whistle in the dark

when there's no dark,
so I thought I'd sing.

What's your name?

- It's MacBeth, Hamish.

- I'm Belle Carter, Mr. Macbeth.

Can you see what's under my left foot?

Yeah, it's a rock.

- It's a land mine, Mr. Macbeth.

- Oh, I've walked this beach a
half a dozen times at least--

- Oh, no, please!

For God's sake.

A relic from the war.

There was a radar station here.

- Yeah, I know.

- I guess that when they swept the beach

this one got away.

Probably been unearthed
by the winter storm.

- If they'd been live, they
wouldn't have orphaned them,

it'd have blown up.

- It's been here for over
half a century, Mr. Macbeth.

Who's to say what it'll do?

Especially if I take my foot off it.

- How are you feeling, you okay?

- I've been here about two hours.

My back hurts and

I'm getting numbness in my legs.

And the birds
keep shitting on me.

I hired a boatman from the
mainland to drop me off.

He's due back in three days.

Mr. Macbeth, you should
get to a safe distance.

- You got a camp?
- A tent.

Back along the shore.

I'll go and I'll bring
back what I can, okay?

Don't go wanderin' off.

- Now, you go to it, Constable.

- I don't want to appear
ungrateful, Mr. McIver, but

sausages?

- Sausages are just the start.

Trust me.

- Mr. McIver.

Is that the relief constable?

- He's a doughty man, Major.

An keen as mustard, too.

He wants to go around arresting people.

- You'll put him right, of course.

- That's in hand, Major.

How are things?

- Oh, like trying to get
back in the knee, isn't it?

- If there's anything I can do.

Oh, Isobel.

- Is Hamish around?
- Oh, I saw him off

about four this morning.

- Oh.

I got the Glasgow job.
- Ah.

- They've asked me to start earlier.

- When?
- In two weeks.

Do you suppose he'll be back by then?

- Well, I honestly don't know, Isobel.

I couldn't get a lot out of him.

Maybe he'll call us.
- Yeah, sure.

- Are you Lachlan McCrae, Sr?
- That's me.

- And are these sausages homemade?

- Yeah, they are.
- I.e., made in your own home?

- That's right.

Why, what's wrong?
- I have reason to believe

these sausages were made in conditions

which contravene health
and safety legislation.

- I've been makin' these
sausages for years, boy.

You know?
- I have been making

these sausages

for years,

boy.

- Is this some sort of
joke-a-gram or somethin'?

- Are you Bernard Meldon,

alias Barney Meldon?

- That's right.

- Look, there's nothin'
wrong with these sausages.

As any of my customers will tell you.

- As any of my customers will tell you.

- Right, gentlemen.
- I don't believe this.

Why am I here?

Yes, one on, TV John.

- The relief man's determined to shine.

Now despite the fact that
he's a Grade-A nutter,

I'm sure that even he
could make a few arrests

in the month we've got him for.

- Oh, and you think the
brass'll be impressed?

So impressed they'll maybe
keep him here permanently?

And shift Hamish elsewhere?

- Well, it's a possibility, Lachlan.

So I thought I'd better keep him busy.

- Doing what?

- Makin' arrests.

- But you just said, we
need to get rid of him,

because he wants to make arrests.

- Tell Barney about yon
PC McCulloch, to save us.

- You mean the man before
the man before Hamish.

- That's the one.

- Right.

Right, who was PC McCulloch?

- Can I ask what you're doing, sir?

- I'm typin' up the
charge sheet, Mr. McIver.

The sooner we formalize things,

the sooner we can let those three out.

- Ah, I see.

Well, let's hope that
word of your first arrest

doesn't reach the Five Families.

Otherwise it'll cost us a major pinch.

- Uh,

the Five Families?

- Aye.

There's the Camerons,
big Ardoch and his boys.

There's the McDirks, the
McPhees, the McGraws,

and the McLopez clan.
- McLopez, is that Sicilian?

- Half Scottish, half Spanish.

You see, when the Armada was scattered,

those poor Spanish boys, they
ended up all over the place.

- Ah ah ah.

What about these Five
Families, Mr. McIver?

- Each and every one of
them keeps an illicit still.

- Illicit whiskey?

- And a kind of ersatz sherry

that the McLopez clan has
perfected over the centuries.

- This is heavy-duty stuff, Mr. McIver.

- Oh, I can tell you where
to find the lot of them.

You bring them in, and I'll bang them up.

- That's it, that's it.

That's it.

You got a good grip?
- Yeah.

- Okay?

You okay?

- Yes,

thanks.

- There you are.

Look up.

I'll get you cleaned up,

get a fire goin',

and I'll get you something to eat.

- You're very kind, Mr. Macbeth.

- Aye.

Listen, I hope you don't
mind me sayin' this,

but you're now a wee
bit on the mature side

to be here on your own.

Believe me, I've been places

a lot rougher than this.

A lot rougher.

- This is you takin' things easy then?

Comin' out here?

- Not exactly.

I was a nurse on the station here.

In 1945.

It's where I met my husband.

I was 19.

He was a lieutenant.

- Handsome, was he?

- Oh, yes.

Very, Mr. Macbeth.

We always had it in mind to
come back to this place someday.

We never did.

He died three months ago.

For some reason I wanted to
come here more than ever.

I felt

compelled to, almost.

Crazy.

- No.

I can understand that.

- What brought you here?

- I told you, my boat sank.

- You also told me you'd been here before.

Several times.
- Did I?

- You say your boat sank.

And yet you've come ashore almost dry.

You brought no food or water.

Only that pistol.

And then you find me

standing on a mine, and
you don't seem to care.

- Look, I did what I could for you,

Mrs. Carter.
- You know what I mean.

You don't care for your own safety.

- So what does that tell you?

- I'm almost 70 years old, Mr. Macbeth.

I've no family, and I've
just lost the man I loved.

It could be argued that I should just

step off this thing and...

You know?

But I won't.

How could I, amidst such

beauty?

- It's only sea and sand.

- And you, Mr. Macbeth.

- I'll start the fire, I think.

- You could start it over there somewhat,

where it's safe.
- No, no,

I think I'll stay close by,

just in case you need me.

- I got the last of them, Mr. McIver.

The McLopez family.

Out!

- What are they doin' here?

- When I arrived, they were picking up

a shipment of sherry, Mr. McIver.

- For medicinal purposes only, John.

I mean, it's not as if I were going

to sell it on or anything.

- I can vouch for that.

He bought this sherry for
its medicinal properties.

- Oh yes?

And what were gonna do with this medicine?

Drink it or swim in it?

- Who is this clown, TV John?

- I'd keep a civil tongue in my head

if I were you, Ferdinand.

This is Constable Duggan, the relief man.

And doesn't he put you in mind

of yon PC McCulloch we once had?

- You mean the man before
the man before Macbeth?

Now that you've pointed it out,

there is a resemblance, TV John.

I take it the rest of
them are inside, then?

- They're all in there.

Now.

- Sh, sh, sh.

Hey!

Hey, stop
pushin' me, stop pushin'.

- In.

- In where?

- In there.

Where, in there?

- There's a man at the
back, needin' the toilet.

How shall we handle it?

- I never thought,

I just never thought--
- I know.

Would you like me to lock this lot up

in the bedroom just now?

Hmm?

- That's an excellent idea, Mr. McIver.

I'll get right into the paperwork

and thin them out a bit.
- Paperwork?

You can't do that.

You have to feed them first.

- Haggis and chips.
- Some of them

have been here all day.

- Some porridge!
- Mac-lun and chips!

- Haggis and chips!

- Evening.

Doc Brown, local GP.

- Ah, Doctor.

Always nice to meet a
fellow professional man.

Constable Duggan.

- Agnes!

Is there somethin' wrong?

- Can you smell an illegal
substance in here, Doc?

- No.

But then I guess I've just
gotten used to it over the years.

- Yes, can I help you?
- I hope so.

Do you do bar food?

- Yes.
- Good.

I'd like 36 plowman's
lunches, please, to take away.

- To take away where?
- To the jail.

I've been lifting crooks
since the crack of dawn.

- I'm sorry, we don't do take-aways.

We don't have a license.

And I'm sure you wouldn't
like us breaking the law.

Oh!

And we're the only place
in town.

- You know, you remind me

of another constable we had here.

McCulloch, the man before
the man before Macbeth.

As a matter of fact, you're beginning

to look more like him by the minute.

I'm in here most afternoons

if you should need me for anything.

- Mr. Macbeth.

I feel faint.

- You've gotta try and stay on your feet.

- I don't think I can.
- I'll do somethin' soon.

- I'm too tired.
- Well try, come on.

- I can't.
- Well talk, then.

Talk to me!

- Tell me

about this place you live in.

- Lochdubh.

You okay, you gonna be okay?

- Yeah.

- It's,

it's called Lochdubh.

- Is it a big place?

- No, it's small, it's just one street.

- Would I like it there?

- Aye, you would love it there.

- Tell me about the people.

Your friends.
- My friends?

Well, there's Doc Brown.

Barney and Agnes from the hotel.

They're a nice couple, wee Agnes.

Ah,

there's the McCraes.

Lachlan and Lachie Jr.

Actually they're
the boys we could do with,

right here and now.

They'd have that mine
out from under your feet

in five seconds flat, and you
wouldn't even feel it goin'.

- What d'you mean?

- Well it's made of metal, you see,

and it has to have some
kind of scrap value.

That's how the boys
would see the situation.

And there's John.

TV John McIver.

He's like my right-hand man.

He's even got the

second sight.

- Tell me more.

- More, uh.

There's Esme Murray.

She's a schoolteacher.

And local sex symbol.

And her intended, I think, Rory Campbell,

he's a storekeeper.

And the best damn salesman
you're ever likely to meet.

Tell you, I was out
there one day, right, and

Flora,

she bought herself the Leicster,

which is the local newspaper,

and she's browsin' amongst
the shelves and stuff, and

suddenly she lets out a scream, she says,

"Two pounds 20 for a
tin of furniture polish,

"that's a damn disgrace!"

So Rory,

he steps out from behind the counter

but you have to understand,

Rory's not exactly a like
laugh-a-minute kind of guy,

he's straight-faced, and he say,

he says, "Look."

he says, "that's beeswax, Flora.

"And naturally the price reflects

"the great efforts put
in by polish makers."

I mean Flora's looking completely bemused.

And he says, "Look, all the
bees have to be rounded up.

"And then the polish-makers have to spend

"hours and hours on end trying

"to get the cotton buds
into those tiny wee holes."

Flora's completely flummoxed, she says,

"Cotton buds, wee holes, what wee holes?"

And he says, "The bees' ear-holes, Flora."

And she buys it!

The story and the polish, two tins.

And she's never bought
another brand since.

Do you not get it, I mean...

Right, cotton buds,

bees' ear-holes, beeswax.

I do get
the point, Mr. Macbeth.

But you'll appreciate, I've
no wish to die laughing.

- Right,

I'm sorry.

- It helped, Mr. Macbeth.

You speak about them with great affection.

You must've been happy there.

- Aye.

Then why?

- Don't.
- But,

if you talk about it, Mr. Macbeth--

- Look, Mrs. Carter, given
your current situation,

your concern for me does you credit, but

really, this is none of your business.

- Then you leave me no choice

but to resort to moral
blackmail, Mr. Macbeth.

It could be my last request.

And no one's supposed to be denied that.

Are they?

- I first came here with my partner.

Alex.

She was teaching me how to sail.

We hadn't known each other that long.

In fact, we hadn't even,

you know, till we came here.

See, this is where the lying started.

The deceit.

This is where I, where I first told her

what I thought of her,

and how I'd want her forever.

And I guess she must've believed me

because eventually she came
back to the village to stay.

To stay with me.

But things had changed.

Someone else had caught my eye.

Someone else was about to be told

what I thought of her.

And how I'd want her forever.

Problem?

No.

Not for me.

I'd just tell her it had
all been a big mistake.

Too bad that she'd come back for me.

For me.

I'd changed my mind, so what?

Never actually got round to telling her

she was surplus to requirements.

So she stayed.

And she got herself killed.

She got herself killed.

- Mr. Macbeth.

- Now if you've got any concerns

it should be about dying
in such lousy company.

- We're none of us saints.

But that doesn't mean to say

we should go around killing ourselves.

Please.

Won't you move to a safer place?

- No, I'm afraid you're
stuck with me, Mrs. Carter.

- Then I'll have to make sure

I don't fall off this mine, Mr. Macbeth.

- Excuse me.

- What?

- Did you put salt on these tatties?

- What?
- Salt.

On the tatties.

- I don't think he did, I can't taste it.

.

- I put salt on the tatties.

I put salt

on the tatties.

Mr. McIver!

Mr. McIver, didn't I put
salt on those tatties?

- I don't honestly know, Constable.

- He didn't, John, if he'd put it in,

I'd taste it.
- Aye!

- Can I say something?

- What?
- Well, stew, Constable,

I mean it's hardly what you
call healthy eating, is it?

I thought, well, what
about some pasta pesto,

somethin' like that?

- Aye.
- The boy's right.

Which raises
another issue, by the way.

- Oh?

What?
- Stew.

You're hardly bendin' over backwards

to accommodate the ethnic
minority here, are you?

There should have been a choice.

Paella, or something Spanish
for me and my boys here.

- Spanish?

Spanish, listen to you, you're no Spanish.

You're as Scottish as
haggis, you old bastard.

- Manuel,

Jesus,

sit down.

Sit down!

You as well, Genie.

that's a great meal.

Plenty of roughage for the bowels.

- Aye.
- Aye.

- And that's very important.
- Yes, keepin' the fish

to right over to the hotel,
isn't that right, Barney?

- Aye.

It goes down very well with swedes,

strangely enough.
- Swedes?

I don't know about that,

but you shouldn't eat
your meat with turnips.

Haggis and turnips.

Never heard of haggis and swedes.

Have you, Ferdinand?

- Not swedes, no, that's a new one on me.

- I doubt they're even compatible.

Gastronomically speaking.

- No, I don't mean swedes.

I mean sweets.

Oh,

sweets he means.

- Shut up!

Shut up!

All of you, shut up!

Mr. McIver, I'd like a word, please.

Ooh.

- Mr. McIver, what am I gonna do?

- Well, the dishes, first of all.

And then you're goin' out
after the night people.

- Night people?
- Yes.

There's poachers, after-hours drinkers,

et cetera, et cetera.

Over at Norton, there's a
pub called McCraig and Dewey.

And in there they think the last orders

were what Custer called
at the Little Big Horn.

- What about that lot in there?

- Oh, you'll have to let them go

to accommodate the night people.

- But I haven't processed them yet.

What with all the cookin' and stuff,

not one them.
- Don't worry.

They'll be doin' exactly
the same things tomorrow

as they were doing today.

And Rory and Esme, of course.

Now you can lift the night people,

process them,

let them out, or make them breakfast.

If you haven't processed them,

then let them out.

Then you start with that lot again.

- Mr. McIver, I don't understand.

- Constable Duggan,

you're involved in a
war of attrition here.

They'll continue to flaunt the law

just as long as they think

you're not able to do the
arresting, the processin',

and the cookin' and the washin' up.

And at the moment they're right.

Now what you have to do

is get it down to a fine art,

so that one day, you'll be
able to arrest that lot,

process them, get them out,
get the night people in,

process them, and get them out.

Now,

When you got into McCraig and Dewey

at four, no, 4:30 in the morning,

don't go in with handcuffs, Constable.

You go in there with a net.

Because there'll be
dozens of them in there.

- Mr. McIver?

Do I have to do this every day,

is that what happened to Macbeth?

- I did say it wasn't going
to be easy, Constable.

- No one's going to
come in time, are they?

- No, somebody'll come.

- Optimism, Mr. Macbeth?

- Aye.

No, wait a minute, somebody will come!

Aye.

Somebody'll come, I'm sorry.

You just need to hang on.

- You're under arrest, and
there will be no paella.

- Constable Duggan.

- Mr. McIver, what time is it?

- Oh, it's time you were makin'

these people their breakfasts.

I'll go and get some eggs
and stuff from Rory Campbell.

- I'm lookin' for a
man called John McIver.

- Aye, that's me.

Where did you come from?

Eh?

Where did you get this dog?

- From his owner.

I sold him a boat.

He also paid me to keep the dog overnight

then bring him to you.

- He said he was heading due west.

- West, well, he could
have changed course.

Especially if he wanted to
keep his destination a--

- But he didn't change course, Major.

I think he went to White Island.

He and Alex went sailing there sometimes,

didn't they?
- Yes, yes.

So?

- Well,

I think Macbeth intends doin'
himself harm there, Major.

- He'll have been there since yesterday--

- You have to trust me, Major.

But if Macbeth was dead,
I think I would know.

John, I don't doubt
your psychic talents, but

it does seem questionable to me,

the idea that Hamish
intends to do himself in.

Isn't it just as likely
that he's gone out there

for some peace and quiet?

- And wee Jock?

Why would he pay that man
to bring the dog back here?

It makes no sense.

I'd like you to go there

and bring him back if you can, Major.

- Me?

I've sold my boat, you know that.

- I've spoken to Barney Meldon.

He's discreet and he'll let you have his.

- You'll come with me, of course?

- Well, I've got my hands full--

- Come on, John.
- With this relief man, Major.

But I'll make sure you
have somebody with you.

- You are arrested

for making sausages.

You're nicked for the sausages.

- That's right.

And uh, what about him?

- Seems to me there's
a two-tier legal system

in operation here.

- Aye, if they're breakin'
the law then so am I.

We'll see ourselves over to the station.

- Oh my God.

Mr. McIver!

Mr. McIver!

- I thought it would be you.
- I know, but

I've got that Duggan to see to.

- But John, the Major.

- It's simple, it'll be all right, Major.

It'll be all right.

In you go.

Is John right, do you think?

About why Hamish went to the island?

Yes.

- I feel so ashamed, Isobel.

Of what?

- Of not feeling as deeply as he does.

I was her father.

I should've felt the
loss more than anyone.

- No, this isn't about loss, Major.

Hamish,

Hamish began to see things differently.

He wanted to tell Alex, but didn't.

He couldn't.

Maybe if she'd known how he felt...

- How do you know all this?

How long had it been going on?

- It wasn't quite like that.

Though I do know his feelings had changed

before Alex came back to Lochdubh.

He thought he owed it to
her to make things work.

If he made a mistake, it was that.

It was trying to be loyal.

Trying not to hurt her.

Doctor!

- Constable.

You're looking a bit peaky.

Is there something I can do for you?

- Could you get me some
Benzedrine, Doctor?

- I don't actually have
any Benzedrine, Constable.

But if it's a wee lift
that you're looking for...

- Mrs. Carter, wake up!

You have got to stay awake.

Come on!

- Please, leave me, I beg you.

- Wakin' up.

Wake up!

- Well he is trying to kill himself,

he must be an awful bad shot.

- Do you wanna kill us?

Do you wanna kill us both?

I am not gonna leave you.

You said you would hang on for us.

You said you would hang on for us both!

Hamish!

Hamish!

- Do you hear that, Mrs. Carter?

They're here.

I said they would come and they did.

- Stay there!

Where's your boat?

- It's back along the beach.

- Go back to it, get on the radio.

- We came in Barney's boat, Hamish.

There's no radio.

- What?

Barney's boat, you

stupid git--
- No, Hamish.

We've come to take you home.

- Isobel, not another lady's foot, please.

- How are we going to
be saved, Mr. Macbeth?

- Yes, we are, you just hang on.

I lied to you, might as well go.

- Hamish,

you should get away from her.

- No.

I'm not leavin' her.

We could go for help now,

but it's too late, man.

- Oh, please.

Take him away from me.
- No!

No!

Somethin'll turn up.

Somebody's gonna come.

- He won't leave her.

Help'll have to
come sooner rather than later.

Isobel.

Go to the boat.

There's a tool chest in the stern.

Bring back the oil funnel
and the --

- I know what it is.

- So.

What is the lady's name?

- It's Belle.
- Belle.

Belle.

I am Major Peregrine McLean, retired.

And I met this major once
in the officers mess in uh

Adan, I think it was.

And the point is,

this major knew a great deal about mines.

In fact, Belle, this major
was a bit of mine boor.

But he did tell me how to deal with a mine

in terrain like this.

Now are you with me?

Huh?
- Yes.

- Good, good.

Now,

if I can drill a hole in the casing

and pour in some sand, I can, perhaps,

gum up the works, undo it.

But there are serious
risks involved, Belle.

And what I have to know from you is,

are you prepared to take 'em?

- If Mr. Macbeth agrees.

- You sure about this?
- Absolutely,

I can give as much
chance as Bomb Disposal.

- Okay then, do it.
- Good man.

Right.

Here we are.

Mr. McIver,
come away here, my man.

Come in and check this oh-dee-doo-dee-do.

You've seen the doc, then?

- A gentleman of the first
water, Mr. McIver, Mr. McIver.

Looky here, in this wee potty.

That's paella, yes sir.

I give you the rhyming policeman.

- Is there something wrong, Constable?

- Ah, no, Mr. McIver.

Which is Spanish for no.

Nothing wrong except a sudden
desire to grind my teeth.

Well make way, Mr. McIver.

Make way for the cooking
policeman.

- Right.

- You do know that's a wicket?

- It's all there is.

- It seems to be makin' an impression.

Peregrine.

All right.

Yes.
- Okay?

- Right, that should do it.

- Be careful of her, Major.

- No, not easy, but safe.

- Yeah.

- All right.
- Okay, all right.

Right.

Mrs. Carter,

you can step off now.

Yeah.

- Wow.

They're real then.

- Seems to be that.

Go on, Major.

- Shall we, shall we...

- Yeah.

- You saved my life.
- Both of us, sir.

- Yes, yes.
- You okay?

- Just very stiff.
- Hamish,

could we hurry it up, please?

- Oh, what's the rush, you done it, man?

- Hamish, at the double.

- Wait a minute.

There wasn't any other major, was there?

- No.

- In any officers mess?
- No.

- Then you don't know
anythin' about mines?

- No, thanks.
- You crazy...

- What, what is it?

- Live bomb!

- You could've been killed.

- Yeah, well.

I had to get you away from there.

- You could've been killed!

Oh my God, you could've been killed.

- But I wasn't.

And neither were you.

Thank God.

Hamish, there's nothing you can tell me

that'll change my mind about that.

Will you come home with us now?

- Mr. McIver!

Mr. McIver, they're saying it again.

- What's that, Constable?

- The McKessons are saying I
didn't put salt in the tatties,

the Spanish are saying there

aren't enough prawns in the paella.

- You can forget all that now, Constable.

Look there, see that wee boat out there?

And something tells me
that when he steps ashore,

he's gonna be raring to go.

- Oh, hurray for Hamish
Macbeth.

What about me?

I've failed here.

- Well, we won't say
anything if you don't.

And you know, it's the wise man

that learns by his
mistakes, Constable Duggan.

Have you ever heard of
Duncan McCulloch, MBE?

He's an assistant commissioner

with the Metropolitan Police now.

- Well of course I've heard of him,

he's number one man in
Community Relations.

He's written books on the subject.

Mr. McIver.

He's not...

- The man before the man

before Macbeth.

- Come away and I'll tell
you all about him, Douglas.

Tell me about
this place you live in.

It's called Lochdubh.

Would I like it there?

- Aye, you would love it there.

You would love it.

Thank God for you, Belle Carter.