All language subtitles for The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones - 1987

[Rooster Crows]

Oh no Mr. Spacely, that's my throat you're strangling!

It's seven thirty Mr. Jetson,
time to get up.

Rise and shine George, it's time to face the world.

Okay Jetson, You asked for it!

Yeow!

Not Cold!
Yeow!

[Rooster Crows]

[Fred snoring]

[Bird alarms]
Get up Get up get up! GET UP!

Okay, If that's the way you want it!
[whistling]

[Dino barking]

Hey Stop! Cut it out Dino you hear me?!
Who gives the orders around here?
Me or some bird brain alarm clock?

[phone rings]

Jane can you get the visiphone?

George? It's Mr. Spacely.
What shall I tell him?

[George mumbling]

He can't come to phone at the moment Mr. Spacely

I don't want him on the phone!
I want him in the office now!
[phone blips]

I better head to the auto dresser and get down there!

Well be prepared. He's on the war path.

No thanks, this is a little too prepared.

You're right George, if you ever showed up for work
looking like that, he'd go bananas.

Oh no!
Nothing like an auto dresser with a sense of humor!

[Astro barking]
George: Astro will you cut it out!

I'm sorry Mr. J I didn't realize you had company.

Rosey, it's me!

Oh now I recognize you Mr. J!
George: Rosey will you take Astro for his morning stroll?

I will if you do something with the food a ruck a cycle.

Otherwise, good luck with breakfast

George- What's wrong with it?
Rosey: You had to ask.

Jane: I'll see what I can do Rosey.

Rosey, I don't see anything wrong with it.
Elroy: Me either. I think it works great.

Elroy! You ordered ice cream for breakfast?

Heck no.
I ordered capsulated whole grain cereal
with dehydrated fruit chips, and then I got lucky.

First the one in the face, and then this one.

I'm a little late dear, you better make it a light breakfast.

Ham, eggs, hashbrowns, toast and coffee.

Two out of three isn't bad Mr. J.

Thanks! I didn't need that.

You can finish my breakfast Dad.

Thanks Elroy, but I'm sick enough as it is.

I gotta meet Mr. Orbit,
He's helping me with my science project; a time machine!

Time machine!
Now there's a real waste of time!

Life is a waste of time!
What does it all mean?

It probably means another boyfriend's
about to bite the dust

You're not having trouble with Rex Saturn are you dear?

I could care less about Rex what's his name and
who needs it career!
If he prefers a bunch of groupies to me,

Let him go I say!
Diary: Oh yeah?

That isn't what you said to me!
Judy: Di Di!

I thought Diaries weren't supposed to be seen or heard.

Do you think other families have all these problems?
Jane: Since the beginning of time.

Fred: Wilma! Yeow!!
Wilma! The elephant is out of hot water!
Yeow!

I hear you Fred! First thing tomorrow,
I'll have the plumber bring a new elephant.

Has Fred said anything about where they're
taking us on our vacation?

Not yet.
That's why I'm making him his favorite
breakfast to soften him up.

You mean instead of the usual sledge hammer.

I wish she would use the sledge hammer!
My beak's killing me!

This is what I'm aiming for Betty!

Betty: Oh boy! Hanolurock!
A week there would make me cry.
Wonder what the weather's like.

Betcha it's gorgeous as usual.

Bird: Caw. And now for the weather report.
Locally the temperature in downtown Bedrock is 47 degrees

Caw. Low clouds and rains, precipates throughout the day

in other locations, Stone City overcast,
Hanolurock, georgous as usual.

See? I told you.

Yuck! What is that?
Wilma: Sweet and Sour Bronto Ribs snothered with Lizard
gizzards. It's Fred's favorite.

Mine too.
Us pigasaurus garbage disposals love those kinds of left overs.

Oh boy. Sweet and sour Bronto Ribs and Lizard gizzards.
My favorite breakfast.

uh-oh.

Rubbles residence. Barney speaking.
Fred: I know who it is. Listen, I'm getting my favorite breakfast
this morning.

You're lucky Fred. I didn't get any.
Betty just took off

Probably for our house. Just as I suspected.
The hand printing's on the wall.

They've got us by the throats Barn.

Who? I don't feel anything

It's called Romancing the husband
so you get the vacation you want time.
and I’m not falling for it.

[Wilma]: Oh Fred, breakfast is ready dear.
Fred: and so am I Wilma Honey.

I know just how to handle this Barn.
Wilma: Battle Stations here he comes.

Fred: Morning girls
Wilma Your favorite breakfast dear.
Fred: and I'd sure hate to miss it, but I’m going to be late for work.

Wilma: But it's your favorite Fred.
Fred: Well maybe just a bite.

Betty: Wilma? I'll bet Fred was wondering where they
serve Sweet and Sour ribs everyday of the week.

Yeah, I bet he was Betty.
Fred: No he wasn’t.

[Island music]

Hey Wilma will you turn down that radio?
The noise is giving me indigestion.

It isn't noise it comes from this!
and do you know where this comes from?

No. But it's the stringiest piece of meat
I've ever eaten.

Hi Fred, Hi Wilma.
Gee, am I late for the costume party?

No but we’re going to be late for work.

Fred? Haven't you noticed anything?

Yeah those grass skirts.
your back up to this door we could start a fire.
See you later girls.

You think they got our message?
Personally, I think it came back No body home!

You’re late George!
George: Only two minutes.
[Alarm] And you're gonna get it!

Spacely: Jetson!
Now!

Nice of you to drop in George.
George: Yes sir, I uh...
Spacely: Nevermind the small talk. We've got trouble George!

Yes sir. does it have anything to do with my ear?
Cause right now, it's got more trouble than we've got.

Can’t talk here. May be bugged. Your office.
See you later Jetson!

Yeow!

R.U.D.I: (Referential Universal Digital Indexer)
Good Morning George! Oh, You're not George.
You're Mr. Spacely.

Thanks.
I don't need any dumb computer telling me who I am.
Now tune out R.U.D.I!

Yes sir Mr. Spacely.
I'll be here when you need me George.

That isn’t a computer it's a nurse maid.
Jetson! There's a leak around here and I want it
stopped!

Yes sir I know a very good plumber;
Mr. Skywrench.

An industrial leak you molecule brain!
and don’t play innocent with me Jetson!

I have my suspicions where that leak is coming from and it's you!

Me?
Spacely: How else could I explain Cogswell stealing every major
project I've come up with right from under my nose?!

Well I- I- I...
Spacely: Darn right it’s you! You! You!

George: But sir?
Spacely: I've spent a fortune romancing General Blackhole
just to get that secret contract for that interstellar Loner probe!

Nobody else new it existed!
But are they using Spacely's Sprockets?
No! They're using Cogswell Cogs!

How do you suppose Cosgwell got wind of it Mr. Spacely?

From a windbag like you Jetson!
R.U.D.I: Oh no. No.
Spacely: I told you to butt out!

Spacely: Cogswell has beaten me out of every one of my
secret projects! From the Lunar probe to the Humphrey Boggart
Look a like Sprockets, for the nostalgia buffs.

Rud: tsk. tsk. Too bad sweetheart.
George: Uh, What can we do boss?
Spacely: Not we! You Jetson!

You wanna clear your name?
Then find out how Cogsewell's getting his information!

[gasps] You mean Spy?
Are you suggesting I spy on him Mr. Spacely.

Either that or you’re fired!
George: Spying doesn't seem like such a bad suggestion
when you put it that way sir.

Good. Now you can sympathize with him nosy!

Gee, I'm sorry George.
George: That's okay R.U.D.I.
Oh I guess I still have one friend around here.

Instead of getting bullied in to taking them where
they want to go, we take them to a place they'll
like even better.

Then we'll be heroes.
Barney: Gee I don’t know Fred.

[Alarm] Coffee Break!

Watch it. Or we'll be spending our vacation in the hospital.
Barney: Sorry Fred, I wouldn't want to miss the vacation
you've got planned for us.

As soon as I find out what it is.
Come on I'll treat you to a cup of coconut juice.

Now the way I figure Barn, we go in together 50/50.
Now, how much did you save for your vacation?

Twenty clams.
Fred: Good. That gives us thirty clams all together.

Now we take...
Barney: Uh - just a second Fred,

If it's 50/50, I think we're missing ten clams.
Fred: Don’t worry about it, you can owe it to me.

Now what we do is...
Barney: Say Fred, couldn't we just out our feet together?
So I could do a little counting?

You want to stand around and count toes?
Or do you want to hear my plan?

Barney: Well, okay. I should've known I was in trouble
when I let you buy the coconut juice.

Now the way I look at it, Why take a medium vacation for
thirty clams, when we can take the girls on a great one
For ten times that much?

I know you're going to ask,
Where are we going to get ten times that much?

No, I was gonna ask,
What's in the coconut juice?

Will you listen?
There's a high stakes poker game at the Water Buffalo Lodge tonight.
and I feel lucky.

But Fred the last six times you felt lucky, you lost!
Fred: Strategy. I was just getting rid of all my bad luck.

Have you ever seen me lose seven times in a row?
Barney: Well no,
Fred: Well there you are. Tonight's my lucky night.

Mr. Slate: It sure is Flintstone!

How's that?
Mr. Slate: Cause tonight, you and Rubble
are working the late shift.

Well I'd like to Mr. Slate,
Barney: But he's gonna be...

He’s gonna be out of work tommorrow
unless he comes to work tonight.

Yes Sir.
Mr. Slate: Turf Tarpit's company has been out producing us
lately because of people like you!

Let to work and late back to work from coffee break.

Gee, The whistle hasn't sounded yet Mr. Slate.
[Whistle]

It has now! Get back to work!!

Cogswell: Spacely must be so mad he's Chewing sprockets.

What are those figures again? Slowly so I can savor them.

Eight and a half Billion Humphrey Boggart Cogs.
And the figures from sales along the milky way
aren’t even in yet Mr. Cogswell.

Oh Goody! If you were a woman, I mean a real woman,
I could kiss you.
S.A.R.A: I’m blushing sir.

I've stolen every good idea Spacely's had.
and it's up to you to guard em boy.

[Growling]
Easy boy! It’s not feeding time just yet. You gotta go on
your rounds first

Cogswell: Sentr, where are you boy?

Good fella, Here I brought you a little treat.
Your favorite, a cast iron doggy bone.
Now don't be bashful enjoy.

George: Yeow!

You know that "Aah" sounded almost human.

Yuck!

S.A.R.A: and Mr. Cogsell is going to put me in charge of all
computers. and it's all because of the secret information my
sweetkins has told me.

and you'll see, I'll make sure you're never sorry R.U.D.I my dear.
George: R.U.D.I? My dear? My best friend R.U.D.I is the leak!

I sure hope Mr. Slate doesn't find out we're not working
at the quarry tonight.

Barney my boy, you worry too much. Who's gonna tell him?
Am I gonna tell him? Are the dumb Dinosaurs gonna tell him?

That's another thing Fred.
How do we know those dinosaurs will keep working
even when we're not there?

Fred: Because they've been doing that same digging for years.
Barney: Yeah but with human brains guiding them

Barney believe me, without us, they're not going to miss a thing.

Barney: Ow!
Fred: Ow What? What little thing are you worried about now?

Fred: Oh, That Little Thing.
Barney: If Mr. Slate's in the game, I guess we're out.
The girls are gonna have to settle for a smaller vacation.

You know what they say Barn, It's not over till the Fat Lady sings.
Take a look over there.

That fat lady’s over there?
Fred: No, but we are, and that's how we're getting in the game.

R.U.D.I I've got something to say to you.
R.U.D.I I know your in there now come on out!

R.U.D.I If you want me to go straight to Mr. Spacely without
discussing this with you first,
Ah. that's better.

You know what I found out at Cogswell's don't you?
Now I want you to look me in the eye and tell me it isn’t true.
Well?

Then it is true!
R.U.D.I: Ok, So I fell in love, and leaked a few
little bits and pieces of information.

R.U.D.I!
That was enough to nearyl ruin Mr. Spacely and
put all our jobs in jeopardy. Sorry but I gotta report you.

R.U.D.I: George: If you just give me a little time, I can straighten it out.
George: You can straight it out with Mr. Spacely.

Cause that's where I'm going.
R.U.D.I: I'm sorry to hear that George.
George: It won't do you any good to stop it R.U.D.I. I can walk.

Forget it R.U.D.I I don't even need to walk.

Not with my anti gravity belt. R.U.D.I one way or the other,
I’m going to speak with Mr. Spaceley before he leaves tonight.

Watch the monitor next to me George.
Spacely: I can't come home now, I've got a business to run.
Make that a failing business to run.
No way I could make it home before six.

Hey!
What the?

Good night sir.
Have a pleasant evening.

Good night sir? My watch must have stopped.

R.U.D.I: Sorry George. I didn’t mean to leave you up in the air.
George: Oh Who would have believed it?
A mechanical Benedict Arnold!

Come On will you Barn. You want us to miss the game?
Fred: You aught to try walking in these high heels.

How come I’ve got to be the woman?
Fred: Well I'm doing the poker playing aren't I?

Now all you gotta do is stand around looking sexy,
to distract the other players.
Barney: Like this?

Forget it! Plan B, If you happen to see any of their hands,
You could give me a signal like a

if it's a bad hand, you giggle.
Barney: Isn’t that cheating?
Fred: What cheating?

if you saw a guy holding cards that were laughable,
you'd want to giggle wouldn't you?
Barney: Well uh, Yeah I guess.

So all I'm saying is, You can go ahead and giggle.
And if you happen to see a hand that's a sure winner, uh, cough.

Cough? What for? I’m not sick.
Fred: You will be if you make us loose all the money for our
vacation.

How do I look Fred?
Fred: Lucky I'm in disguise, cause the real me would never
be seen in public with such an ugly girlfriend.

Sorry, we're closed to the public tonight.
Fred: Well ain't that a shame, me and my lovely ladywas looking
for a charity bazaar, cause we got a whole mix of money here we'd
love to throw around.

uh you all.
Welcome Stranger. Make way fellas, we got fresh money coming in.

Always glad to welcome a new face in to the game.

But not you!
Sore hand. I just wanted to drop in not play.

Uh well now, I'm just a rich country boy gentlemen.
You'll have to teach me the game.
Slate: It'll be our pleasure.

Uh, speaking of pleasure.
[Barney giggling]
Fred: Not yet Barn, we haven't even started.

Cut for deals.

Mind if I dance with you lady firend stranger?
Fred: well I, that is uh, She'd rather just stand around and watch.

No I wouldn't, I’d rather dance.
It's my favorite song.

Fred: Oh boy.
Slate: And I'd rather play poker. Cut the cards.

Go ahead and dance little lady,
This is going to be my lucky night.

Slate: I've never seen such dumb luck in my life
Fred: He he he. Get smart enought to count the money.

You nice gentlemen aren't leaving are you?
I shoulda kept on dancing.

I guess we'll be leaving too.
Fred: Not just yet, Honey Lamb.
Slate: Right! I’m still in!

But you promised me a nice vacation.
and this sure looks like a nice one to me.

You heard the man honey! That old bald eagle thinks he can
beat the best in the west. Ha ha ha!

My deal. and this’ll be my pot.

Uh, Honey Lamb, how about a drink of water?
There's a pitcher right behind Mr. Slate.

You uh said something?
Fred: Only that I open the bidding for ten clams.

Slate: I'll see you and raise you fifty.

Fred: [Stammering] Fifty? Well I guess I'll uh
[Barney giggling]
Fred: I'll definitely see that fifty and raise you fifty!

[Barney couging]
Slate: I'll see that and raised you another fifty.

Lamby Pie? Did I hear you cough? or was that a giggle?

[Barney giggling]
Fred: I'll see that and raise you everything I've got.

Well if you take my check, I'll see you.
Fred: Why not? I've got all Kings.

And they lose, to four Aces.

You wanna play rough? I’ll show you rough!
Barney: Yeow!

Rubble!
Hold on you Phoney!

Barney Rubble is your girlfriend!?
Fred: [gasps] Why, after all these years sir,
I can not believe you're not a woman.

Well can you believe you're both fired?! Flintstone!
Fred: [moans]

Astro: Poor George.
Jane: Oh it can't be that bad dear.
George: It's worse, The leak is my best friend.

Astro: Me?
George: No. my best friend R.U.D.I at the office.

Well I’m sure Mr. Spacely doesn’t blame you.
George: With his business in ruins? Just wait,
he'll find some way.

R.U.D.I is my responsibility.
Diary: Go ahead run. But you can't run forever.

I don't want to think about him, hear about him, or see him
ever again.

Just don't write about him and you'll make me happy

Mom, I'm so miserable. I broke up with Rex!

There there.
Astro: You want to put your head on my shoulder George?

No thanks, I haven't broken up with Mr. Spacely yet.
Mr. Orbit: I don’t believe it! I saw it but I don't believe it.

What don't you believe Henry?
Mr. Orbit: What I saw. I don't believe it and I saw it.

Elroy what’s going on in there?
Mr. Orbit: You'll see it but you won't believe it.

It works dad, You won't believe it, but it works.
George: Ah huh. What is it?

Elroy: It's my time travel machine.
George: You’re right I don’t believe it works.

Then how do you explain this?
George: I don't have to explain it. You have to explain it.
A young boy like you hiding a girl in the closet.

I don’t know where I am!
Please, help me master.

Jane: George? What's going on in there?
George: Now I may have to explain it.

Jane: George?
Elroy: Quick, put her here Dad.
Jane: George is everything alright?

Uh everything's fine dear.
Jane: What was that?
George: Oh That. ha ha, oh that's just Elroy's crazy time machine.

Oh I don’t believe those things for a minute.

Neither do I dear.

Or do I?

Wilma: I thought your vacations didn't start till next week.
Fred: When you're a big wheel Wilma,
The boss will let you off anytime.

Let you go is more like it.
Betty: But where are we going?

You'll see when we get there
Wilma: Well we’re sure not seeing much on the way.

Men and their surprises.
Barney: Yeah. I had a few of them this week myself.
Fred: Quiet Barn.

You girls wanted a vacation you're never gonna forget,
Well you’re going to get one

I just want peace and quiet and lie back and
to be waited on hand and foot.
Betty: Sounds good to me. Just leave me there.

Fred: We're here.
Betty: I don't hear any ukeleles.
Wilma: Funny, I don't see any lovely Hula Hens.

I should have left the blindfolds on.
Fred: What are you grouching about girls?
You wanted peace and quiet? you got it.

Nature’s beauty is all around us.

You know what they say in the song.
The best things in life are free.

And the worst husbands in life are cheap.
Betty: Yeah.
Fred: Okay so it isn’t the most expensive trip in the world.

But you will be waited on hand and foot.
Barney and I will put up the tents, do all the work, cook all the meals.

and we've got enough food to feed and army.

[Belch]
Wilma: Enough for an army or a dogasaurus.
Whichever gets there first.

It works I tell you. You saw it Dad.
George: Well I - i - saw something all right.

Well even if it doesn't work, it'd be fun to pretend.

I'd just love to go in to the future!
Just to get away from Rex Saturn.

and Mr. Spacely.
It's almost worth a try.

Great! Then 25th century here we come!

Elroy are you sure we're going to the future?
Uh, if you know what Imean.

I know what you mean Dad, I got it said to the future.
Astro: Hey what about me?

Come on Astro, play let's pretend along with the rest of us.
Astro: Oh boy Oh Boy. Thanks George.

Hang On everybody!
Jane: On to what?
George: On to each other, just in case this darn thing works.

Okay, Dinner everyone.
Hey, Where'd everybody go?

We wanna go home!
Betty: Now.
Fred: Give it a chance will you Wilma.

What would you do at home work?
What are you doing out here?
Watching us work.

You haven't got that tight enough Barn!
Barney: That's as tight as I can get it Fred.

Do I have to do everything?
There.

Now you see Girls? All you have to do is lie here
in comfort and watch us...
Yeow!

Make fools out of yourselves.
Betty: Like Wilma says, We wanna go home.
Wilma: Now

At least give us a chance to put up the tent.
Wilma: Sure we'll give you the chance, but will they?

Fred: Giant ants!
Barney: and they're taking the tent.
Fred: Come on, they're not getting away with it.

Dino help! Help!
No Dino No! not me! Them!

Well what's next on our peaceful little vacation?
Giant dinosaurs?

Or some wild tribes that have never seen human beings before?

Will you girls just relax. Whatever there is, we'll protect you.

Now just go down by the stream and wash up.
We'll put up the tent and get lunch.

You think there are any wild tribes out there Fred?
Fred: If there are we'll just scare them off like we did the wild ants.

You scare them off. I'll stant here and shiver.

What's that Fred?
Fred: The end of our vacation!

Let's go girls, you were right, we're going home.
Barney: Last on in the car is a rotten dinosaur egg.

We were just starting to enjoy ourselves.
Fred: Well you can enjoy yourselves a lot more alive than dead.

Are you out of your mind?
What are you talking about?

[stammering] B-b-back there, the -uh-uh -uh

Would you like to give it a try Barney?
Barney: Uh yeah, [stammering] the - the - the -the

Well Betty, we know one thing. There's da- da- da- da over there.

George: ooba dooba, that was some trip.
Elroy: Wow. I wonder how far in the future we are.

Jane: Or where we are.
George: Or what planet.
Judy: As long as there's boys.

Astro: Well there's plenty of trees.
Wilma: Whatever it is, I wanna see it.

Wilma, I can't let you do it. Barney, you go first.
Barney: I thought it was women and children first.

I think I hear voices.
Jane: Good. I can't wait to see what the people of the future look like.

Jane, wait.
With all those super vitamins and steroids, people of the future
might be frightening.

I'm not sure this is the right thing to do Wilma,
Some of these primitive people are small and scare easy.

Barney: not as easy as we do.
Wilma: Comeon Fred, Dino will give you a boost and
you can take a look.

Fred; Okay, Okay.
George: Uh, Okay, I'll use my anti gravity belt and see what I can see.

Hold still Dino.

Fred: Yeow!
George: Yeow!

It was one of them. I was right Jane, the future is filled with Giants!

They're out of the past alright, some kind of crazy flying nuts.

George: I'd say let's get out of here while there's still time.
Jane: Just because they're big, who'se to say they're not friendly?

Who'se to say they are?
Wilma: Just because they can fly doesn't mean they're enemies.

It doesn't mean they're not.
Elroy: How are we going to know if they're friendly or not?

George: Well I guess I'm gonna have to find that out son.
Jane: George?
George: By sending out man's best friend.

Astro: I must resign from the club
George: You can't resign.

Elroy: Yeah. You're our guard dog.
Banrey: What do we do Fred?

Well we can't send the women out there and you're too chicken.
Wilma: That only leaves one choice.

Fred: That's right. Dino you're elected.
Dino: Huh?

[Grunting}

[Barking]

Run for your lives!

You heard him let’s go!

Dino: Wimpering
Wilma: Like Master Like Pet.

You got that righ. Come On.

What are we running for dear?
George: You heard Astro, for our lives.
Elroy: Maybe they've gone.

What are we doing Fred?
They might not even be around anymore.

He’s there. He’s peaking around from behind the tree.

Yeah, with both heads.
Elroy: There's two of them dad.

Judy: Are they young and good looking?
George: Wrong on both counts.
Judy: Let me see.

Holy Cow-asaurus! That guys third head is a girl.

Well find out if one of those three heads knows how to talk!
Fred: Okay, okay.

Yabba Dabba Friend.
George: Well one thing, the people of the future don't waste any words.

Hey Dad, I think he said friend. Try it..
George: Ooba Dooba Friend

Hey did you recognize that word Barn?
Barney: Uh Which one? Ooba? or Dooba?

He said "Friend". Come On, Let’s take a chance.

Jane they're all coming out.
Jane: They do look quanit don't they?

Judy: Wow, I hope that's not the way our descendants are gonna look.
Elroy: Maybe we’ve gone so far in the future, the time started over again.

I wonder if they know any other words?
Wilma: I bet they understand this...

I love your dress.
Jane: Well thank you. You must tell me who does your hair.

Wilma you did it!
Wilma: No big thing Fred, I just used the univerasl language.

Fred: So this is it huh?
This is how you got here?

But where from?
George: About a hundred miles up.
Elroy: and a million years in the future.

You must be tired after a trip like that.
Barney: You never get tired with one of these!
Some belt George.

But how do I get down?
Fred: Your usual way. By falling.

Just press the button that says down.
Fred: Don’t make it too complicated for him George!

Woah! It didn't work, maybe it's this one.

Or maybe it isn't.
Fred: Forget the button. Just fall!

I think I got it this time.
It's the last button.
Coming through!

Did you get a load of that bird?
- Ha ha ha, Yeah. Especially the beak!

I think Barney was born in the wrong century for flying.
Fred: With Barney, any century is the wrong century.

Come on! You’re staying up there all day?
Barney: Maybe even longer!

I'm stuck! Help!

Hey Dad, You can use the magnet guided gravity boots.

Hey? How'd that little bag get so big? magic?
Elroy: This is your average expandomatic travel bag.

Hang on Barney, I'll be right with you.
Fred: Well there's nothing average about that.

Wilma: Jane aren’t you worried? He’s gonna fall!
Jane: Oh he's used to it. I mean walking upside down.
One of our favorite things at home is dancing on the ceiling.

I think Daddy's got a new favorite now mom.
Playing horsey back.

Just call me tall in the saddle!

You got something I can try here before you go home?
Elroy: Practically anything Mr. Flintstone.
I don't think we'll be leaving for a while.

What's the problem Elroy?
Elroy: I’m not sure dad.

[Dino barking]
Astro: I'll catch ya. I'll catch ya.
George: I’m sorry about that Fred.

Ah Gee whiz George. I almost had that ringaling Dinosaur.

You just press this and you can stop anything.
Fred: Boy this is sure some bag of goodies you got here.

Yeah but what good are they if they can’t get us home.
But they'll do us a lot of good if they stay around for a while.

Just play along Barn.
George: I don't know Elroy, we hadn't counted on coming to the past,
Let alone staying in it.

Jane: That’s right. I’m not even dressed for it.
Judy: Well I wouldn't mind stying for a while.
I'd like to see what the boys look like.

You’re gonna get your chance.
I think I can fix it, but it’s gonna take a while.

No problemo. You'll come home with us. Won't they Wilma?
Wilma: Of course.

But won’t that interfere with your vacation?
Wilma: That was over the minute we saw where they've taken us.

Then it’s all settled.
Our home is your home.

and your bag is our bag he he he he.

So this is an automobile. I read all about them in ancient history.

They sure knew how to save fuel in the old days.

But how did they save their legs?
Jusy: This way mom.
Jane: Judy that’s cheating. But it's a great idea.

That’s okay Jane, we’ve got plenty of power up here.
Well get you home faster than you can say Jack and Robertsone.

Sure nice what you're doing for them Fred.
Fred: What they're gonna do for us will be even nicer.

The Slate Rock and Gravel Annual Picnic is coming up this weekend.
Barney: Yeah without us, we’ve been fired remember?

Barn, I also remember that Slate loses all the events to
Turk Tarpit's company with monatenous regularities.

Yeah. Not only that, he never wins.
Fred: But if we have the Jetson's bag of goodies,
he's winning this time. And we're winning our jobs back.

Gee Fred, I hope we don’t lose for winning.

Fred: Behold! Flintstone manner.

How do you like it George? Got it on sale at Sears and Robrock.
George: It’s very comfy.

It's made of genuine shale.
George: Uh, I kinda thought so.
Fred: Now if you want to take a nap.

Barney: That'll really put you to sleep.
Fred: The main thing is we want you to be comfortable.

George: Oh I am, we are.
Fred: I hope Judy's enjoying her shower.

[Judy screaming]
George: Sounds like Judy.
Fred: He he he. Well sometimes it's take the water a little time
to warm up.

But I bet you Wilma’s making Jane feel right at home in the kitchen.

Exactly what is this Wilma?
Uh, nevermind. Maybe I don't want to know.

What you should know is
[Jane screams]
Wilma: Don't hold food over the pig a saurus disposal.

George: Was that Jane?
Barney: She just probably tried one of Wilma’s left overs.
Fred: Very funny Barney. We're trying to make these people feel at home.

George: Oh you are Fred. I just wish there was some way to repay you.
Fred: Oh we’ll think of something. Hehe he he

Come on George we’re a little late.
George: Well I feel s little uh, That is this outfit is a little drafty.

Ziners in Orbit City would charge a fortune for outfits like these.

I just hope I don’t look took too yucky.
Elroy: You? I could hear my friend laughing all the way from the future.

Here’s a couple of clams Wilma.
Treat the girls to a ride while we turn to Business.

Have you ever been on a bronto slide?
Jane: OH!
Wilma: Oh, guess she hasn’t.

Come On, We'll scream right along with you.

Go ahead mom.
I want to check out another animal.

Oh dear diary, here we go again.

Announcer: And The Winner of the Sack Race is Turk Tarpit.
Tarpit: You picked up where you left off last year Slate. Losing!

Which is what you're going to do this year.
Cause a loser is a loser is a loser. Haa ha ha ha!

Upsy Daisy.
Slate: What are you doing here Flintstone?
This is for employees only. Not ex employees.

Before you give me the ex Mr. Slate, I'd like you to meet my um
distant cousin, George Jetson.

How are you" But you're still fired! And if your cousin,
No offense sir, were working for me, he'd be fired too!

But my cousin might come in handy in the races sir.
Slate: A skinny runt like him, No offense sir, but there's no way.

Fred: How about this way Mr. Slate?
Take off cousin.

You’re right Flintstone. There may be a way.

[music]
[screaming]

Judy Jetson, Sweet sixteen.
Won't you make a Bedrock scene.

She will become the village queen.
She'll be the Bedrock Rock.

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
- Oh the guys will die.

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
- and she'll know why.

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
- it's do or die.

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
Yeah She's mine all mine

Each boy has but one dance.

Each gets her pretty
Each gets her chance

But only one that she'll romance
She'll do the Bedrock Rock

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
I'll stall a while

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
and with my smile

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
and lots of style

She'll be mine all mine
all mine all mine

[guitar solo]

The Band will play true lovers tones
The other boys will all be gone
But we'll keep rockin on and on

We'll do the Bedrock Rock.

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
She'll draw me near.
She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
and in my ear.

She'll do the Bedrock Rock.

and now the contestants for the Dinosaur shoe pitching contest.

Representing their respective companies leading
the competition this afternoon with two wins, Turk Tarpit.

and with no wins as usual, Nate Slate.

The first man with two ringers, wins the match.
Tarpit: Watch how it's done loser.

There you see that Barn?
Barney: Yeah Tarpit's got a ringer for his ringers.
Fred: We got something even better.

Here's where you could use a little help Mr. Slate.

and for our jobs back at double our salaries,
our cousin will make you a winner

For that price I'll make myself a winner.

So that's the way you wanna play.
How, much will that cost me again?

Our jobs plus triple our Salaries.

You got the go ahead Dad.
How're you gonna help them?

The gravity magnet boots.

Bye bye Loser.

Oh too bad.
Tarpit: For you Cheater.

Announcer: And the winner by default, Nate Slate.

A win in this next event and you’ll be even with him Mr. Slate.
Slate: As one of my valued employees, I appreciate what you're
doing Flintstone.

and as one of your valued vice presidents,
you'll appreciate it even more sir.
Slate: You! A vice president?!

Announcer: And now the next to last event.
A dash over a bed of hot coal.
Slate: Hot coal!?

Vice President with Stock options.
Announcer: To the starting line gentlemen.

That means you Mr. uh Vice President.
You want it, you gotta earn it.

The flying belt please George.
Barney: You're gonna neeed it Fred.

Other wise, you'll be one vice president, medium rare.
George: You think this is playing fair Fred?
Elroy: Why don’t you ask him Dad.

George: Go to it Fred.
Announcer: On your marks gentlemen.

Announcer: Get set.... Get set.

Hey What does he want from me? it’s new Gum

Fool around with a vice president will you?
He he he he

Yikes!

Fred! You won!

When you’re hot you’re hot.

One more win, and you might even get a bonus Mr. Vice President.
Fred: One more win and you can call me partner.

He he he he he

Never! I’ll never call you partner cause you’ll never be a partner.

Announcer: The final event will determine the grand winner.
Who will catch the wild pigasaurus in the mud?

Eh Mr. Slate, it'll be a cinch for my cousin.
He can stop the pig right in his tracks with this gadget.

I'm stopping this hog before he takes over my company.
I’m doing this one my own.
Tarpit: You're getting mu in your eyes Slate ha ha ha ha!

Any time you’re ready.

Any time you’re ready partner.
Slate: Partner? Never!

I’m ready partner.
Fred: Set it on Pigskin, and do your stuff.

Tarpit: Woah! Wooaah! Woah!

Yay!!
George: Okay Piggy, go to Papa.

Fred: You’ve got him partner!
Slate: Now I gotcha.
Get ready to crown a new champion.

What?

Astro: I'll get ya! I'll get ya! You rum retchy rinosaur.

Astro watch out!
Fred: No Dino! No!
Slate: Oh no!

Announcer: The winner and still champion, Turk Tarpit.
Tarpit: and The loser and always the loser, mud puss Slate.

Sir, never mind the partnership, I'll settle for vice president.
Slate: Flintstone! You, Rubble and your wierdo cousin
get out of my sight forever!

Barney: Uh Fred, does this mean we're fired again?

R.U.D.I: Oh Mr. Spacely, what can I do for you this lovely day?
Spacely: If you kept your eyes open, you'd see it's a rotten day.

and I'm here to get the figures on just how rotten it is.

Laid off, Laid off.

R.U.D.I: Oh business is that bad huh?

And it’s all because of your friend George.
He's the leak. and his dissappearance proves it.
R.U.D.I: But Mr. Spacely.

Save it. He isn't worthy of your love and devotion.
I wish I had a friend like you.

S.A.R.A: R.U. R.U R.U.D.I it's me
R.U.D.I: [Gulp]
S.A.R.I: Are you alone? R.U.D.I dear?

R.U.D.I: [Gulp]
Spacely: What was that? Did you say something?
Look, I'm through wasting words on that micro brain Jetson.

From now on, it's search and destroy.

R.U.D.I: That was close wiccan.
S.A.R.A: You wouldn't be keeping anything from me would you?
Lovidoo?

R.U.D.I: I'm yours from the top of my oscillator
to the back of my rearlspan.

Mr. Orbit: Look Rosey I’m just a maintenance man.
Elroy's the time machine whiz

But you could try. Elroy's left these instructions.

Time machine retriever. To be used in extreme emergencies.

Spacely: Come out Jetson. I know you're in there.
Orbit: Sounds like you've got another emergency to work on.

Right. Coming.
Oops. Sorry about that.
Mr. Orbit: So am I.

Spacely: If you wont come out, I'm coming in.

Oh, Mr. Spacely, It's okay Mac. He's harmless.

Harmless? Just watch me when I get a hold of that coward Jetson.
Jetson! Come out wherever you are.

Jetson! Jetson! JETSON!
I'll get you Jetson.

Sure is a lot of noise in here.
Mac what did you do to the door?
You're supposed to help me fix things, not break them down.

Not me. Not me.
Rosey: It was Mr. Spacely.

Orbit: Where is he?
Spacely: Where is he? That's what I wanna know.
He's here somewhere and I'm gonna find him. JETSON!

Mac, you better fix that door.
Rosey: I wish someone would fix Mr. Spacely.
Uh oh. Here he comes again.

Where is he? He's ruined my business and now he's
not man enough to face me.

You see Mr. Spacely, Elroy was working on this time machine,
and everybody just disappeared.

Time machine? Disappeared?
How much did Jetson pay you to make up that one?
You're ruined Jetson. The last refuge.

Stay out of Mr. J's auto dresser Mr. Spacely,
he doesn't like anyone wearing his...
Orbit: Too late.

I'll get that Jetson if it's the last thing I do.

Elroy: I need a good old pair of pliers.
Fred: Things are about as old as they get around here.

It's not easy working with nuts all your life.

I hate to see you're thinking about leaving, George.
It's gonna be kind of lonesome without you and that little uh,
expandomatic bag.

Yeah, it did everything including getting us just fired again.
George: Sorry I couldn't help you fellas get your jobs back.

But I got to get home and see if I can save my own.
Fred: Well at least the girls didn't find out.

If they knew Mr. Slate fired us for good,
who knows what they would have done?
Fred: I know what they would have done.

Wilma: We would have killed you, that's what we would have done.
Fred: They would have killed us that's what they would have yeaaaa

Wilma: That's right Fred
Betty: I second the emotion!

Would you wait til we've gone? I hate to see cavemen cry.

Well you may see you daughter cry.
if we have to leave just when I'm getting to know Iggy
Oh he's adorable!

From what this control panel's telling me, nobody's gonna be leaving.
I can't get it to work right.

Barney: Gee. Too bad
Fred: Yeah, too bad

Barney: Maybe a couple knocks from this club will do it
Fred: Are you kidding?

Well, it always works on our mastodon washing machine
Fred: That's cause you're knocking him awake

Yay!
George: Just needed a little stone age technology

How about that Fred?
Now I know what time machines run on:
Club Power!

How's the time machine retriever coming Mr.O?
Orbit: It's not coming, it's already here.

of course I wish Elroy were here to look it over.
Rosey: Well, let's plug it in,
maybe you'll get your wish and mine too

Fred: How's this George?
Jane: A little closer together and relax!

Watch the birdie!
It's all I ever hear. Watch the birdie! Watch the birdie!

George: Look out Astro!
Fred: Dino, get over here if you wanna get in this picture!

That's ok Fred! I will be able to remember Dino without a picture!
Hold it! Hold it!

I... I... I said: hold it! Not disappear!
Elroy: Oh no! The wrong family went back to the future!

Rosey: You think it'll work, Mr. O?
Orbit: Well, something's sure working.

What's that?
Orbit: Well... It's not an eathquake, we're not on Earth!

Rosey: It must be Mrs. J and the family coming back!
Orbit: Look out!

Fred: [stammering]
Barney: Uh yeah! That had more kick than a bronto fiz!
Orbit: Wow. Time travel sure must be tough!

Oh my...! Look what's done to Mrs. J!

Orbit: Yeah! And it hasn't helped Elroy or Judy either!

Now, now, now! Don't panic um til I figure out where we are!
Barney: Yeah! Then we'll panic!

Betty: I just did. Fred I think we just found your strange flying tribe!

I'll tell ya what I think: we landed in the future instead of the Jetsons!

Rosey: Mrs. J is that you?
Fred: Oh boy.

Now that's what I call a strange looking track Fred.

Fred: [Stammering] Uh Yabba Dabba Friend?
Rosey: Mr. J, you learned a whole new language.

How bout that Fred, I never heard a tin can talk before.

It's okay Mac, they didn't mean any harm.

You see folks, or whatever.
We were trying to get the Jetsons back from uh,
wherever they were.

The Jetsons? We just left them

Fred. Yeah! Five minutes or a million years ago,
According to how you look at it.
Wilma: We got here by mistake.

You see, we were all lined up to take a picture.
Barney: Yeah. Hey I wonder how that turned out.

Orbit: Well I'd like to see you back to find out,
but I'm afraid it's gonna take some work.

I don’t believe it.
You mean we're stuck here a million years from home?

Well, you wanted a vacation Wilma. You got one. He he he.
Wilma: Oh yeah? Well I've got a vacation I'd like to send you on!

George: Now as head of this family,
it's my responsibility to see that none of you get discouraged.

We're stuck here in a strange land, and we may be here for quite a while.
I don't want any sniveling or complaining.
You're gonna have to make the best of it.

Well, that ought to do it George ol' boy.
I just wish I’d already done it.

Uh uh, Judy honey, I know getting stuck here is a shock.
It's gonna be tought on all of us.

Just a second Daddy it’s ringing.
George: I want you to know your old Dad is here for you,
Anytime you want to cry on his shoulder.

Hi Iggy, guess who?
Yeah! we're still here isn't that great?
Oh sure I can, tonight, tomorrow anytime.

Beautiful. That's the spirit honey. A stiff of a lip. That's my girl.
I just hope Elroy isn't heart broken.

George: Elroy, Uh son?
Elroy: Oh hi Dad. Look at this.
It takes whatever this green stuff is and chews it right up.

That's called grass son. I remember it from ancient history.
George: Now son, I know this is difficult for you.
Elroy: Heck no, he’s doing all the work.

At last, somebody who appreciates me.

No matter how tough it is son, we've got to stand up and face it.

Now watch this Dad. It makes the lawn grow.
George: Because in to every life, some rain must fall.

Jane: George, I need your help.
George: My help? Coming Jane.

That's what I'm here for Jane.
To help you through a frightening and impossible situation.
Jane: One for the family and one for you.
One for the family and one for you.

You can't take this on all alone Jane. We gotta help each other.
Jane: That's the spirit dear. Would you take this plate of snacks
to the kids.

The courage of this family

Sure glad you had that little talk with them George.
Maybe they'll have a little talk with you
when you get back and face Mr. Spacely.

If we ever do get back.

It's gonna be tough. Real tough.
But we're gonna have to find the courage to live with it.

Anything else I can help you with Mr. Flintstone sir?

Uh, give me a minute I'll think of something.
Oh that Jetson sure knew how to live.

Barney: Hey Fred. Looky,
I figured out how to get food out of this Thingamagig.

Fred: Hey great!
Barney: Now I gotta figure out how to get it off the walls.

Or my face.
Rosey: Oh dear, Oh dear. Off button, off button.

Oh, uh, a little more of that bubbly water if you please.

I wonder how the girls are doing Fred.

Wilma: Yeow!
Fred: Not as good as we are.

Betty: Are you okay?
Wilma: I will be whenI figure out which buttons to push on this
hair styler.

Betty: I didn't have to push any.
I just opened the top of this funny box, called makeup,
and the hands did the rest.

Wilma: Aagh!
Betty: You're right. Aagh!
Rosey: Aagh! Uh oh. Too late.

Dont' say that.
Betty: Yeah, Just do something.

Spacely: I know you're in there Jetson!. I can hear voices.
You won't get away this time. I'm coming in.

Barney: Gee. I guess that door's just for show Fred.
Spacely: Fred: Huh? Well that doesn't fool me a bit.
and neither does this ridiculous disguise!

Fred: [whinces]
Spacely: Good heavens man! That thing is your face!

Fred: and I'm not Jetson.
Spacely: Then you!
Barney: Not me, I'm not Jetson either. See? Oh!

Spacely: Then where is he?
Fred: Well you see, he was gonna come back, but he got kinda delayed.
Barney: Yeah, by us. We took his time machine.

Not that time machine again.

Orbit: I guess I just kinda unfixed the time machine.
Looks like you folks won't be going back to Bedrock for a spell.

Wilma: We're stuck here in the future?
I don't think my hair will stand it.

You folks really aren't from around here are you?
Fred: That’s right we’re from bedrock.
About a million years back that way.

If it were true. If it were only true!

Yes! Yes!

Who cares if it's true? They're here!

But what about Mr. J? He may never some back.
Spacely: So let the dinosaurs have him.
Spacely's Sprockets is on the move again.

We're going ahead, backwards!

George: Jane? Jane! There's no hot water.
Jane: I know dear.
Eat your cereal Elroy.

Yuck. This tastes like grass Mom.
Jane: It is grass dear.

Elroy: Sorry Mom. My stomach tells me I'm hungry enough to eat anything,
but my mouth won’t cooperate.

George: Jane have you seen my shower this morning?
The elephant disappeared.

So has my hippo vacuum cleaner, my lizard can opener,
Judy: And the bird needle on my record player.
I can't play Iggy's album anymore.

We may all disappear if we don’t get some food in us soon.

Judy: Mom's right. I can't live on love alone daddy.
George: Well it looks like somebody's gonna have to get a job and fast.

[sighs] Who else?
Let's hope Mr. Slate is smiling when he here's
Flintstone’s eh cousin is looking for a job.

Flintstone's cousin?
Throw him outta here!

and I oughta throw you out too!
Tarpit: If the rocks you were digging were as hard as your head,
your business wouldn't be in the hole it's in.

Well they can bury me before I'd sell out to you.
[door opens]
George: Excuse me Mr. Slate. I'm George Jetson. Do you remember me?

Remember you? Ever since I saw you, I've been try to forget you!
Now get out!

Wait a minute. I remember you.
You were that crazy guy at the picnic.

uh ha ha. Well I better be going.
Tarpit: Hold on. You were flying all over the place.
Walking on things upside down. I saw you.

I didn’t mean any harm.
Tarpit: Harm? I never saw anything like it.
Neither has anyone else around here.

It was out of this world.
Hey, I bet you they'd pay a fortune to see it again.

You really think so?
Tarpit: I can see it now. Turk Tarpit presents:
The flying man from out of this world.

You're gonna have to talk with me if you wanna do businnes with my
partner. Right partner?
Right.

And now, to open my newest quarry,
I give you flight wonder in the world. From the pits to the heavens.
Here he comes!

and now Tarpit productions, uh.
Oh yeah, in conjunction with Slate enterprises.

Presents the man from out of this world in a flight
through the firey hoops of death.

[crowd: ooh]

[cheering]

Wow! What kind of bird is that anyway?
Are you kidding? A cuckoo. What else?

Announcer: and here he is, direct from Bedrock, the one you've
been waiting to see. The man from the future, flying in to your hearts.
George Jetson!

[Yay!]

George: Jane? Jane?
Jane: Oh George! you bought a new car.

Uh, well, that's all I thought I'd be buying.
But with the money rolling in. I bought the whole car lot and half of
downtown Bedrock.

I know this might change our lifestyle.
Jane: That's what I thought when I walked in to Bloomingstones
department store.

Looks like you bought out half of Bloomingstones.
Jane: Oh no George. With the money you gave me I bought the whole store.
Along with a three beauty salons and a couple of health spas.

Don't tell me. Judy bought a couple of new record albums.
Jane: Well, not exactly.

Judy: Mine all mine. Hi Daddy. You remember Iggy?
Well I'm the new manager of his band.

Jane: and with the big allowance you gave her, she also bought
Tower Rock Records,and The Bedrock Colloseum where the band
will be opening this weekend.

You know Jane, Life in Bedrock might not be so bad after all.

This is Dan Rathmoon and I'm standing here with the miracle of our age.
Or any age.

Four genuine stone age people from over a million years ago.

How does it feel to be here in another century/
[group all talking]

Fred: Hold it! I can answer that.
It was quite a responsibility getting us here in one piece, but
luckily I was up to it.

and you are?
Fred: Fred Flintstone of the Bedrock Flintstones.

Like I said, when we got here.
"That trip through time had more kick than a Bronto fiz". He he he

But Fred, I was the one who said.

Admit it now, you always wanted to meet someone from a million
years ago. As long as it wasn’t a blind date.
Ha ha ha ha!

No but seriously, here he is, the one and only, Fred Flintstone.

Yabba Dabba Doo!
Jet Rivers: Hold it! Can we talk?

You promised to be on the Jet Rivers show tonight.
Can we talk?

No he's mine. He's mine

He's mine

Correction you two.
Fred Flintstone belings to the Universe.

Tonight he does. Tomorrow he belongs to me.

This document bearing my signsature right here,
officially makes you and your money majority partner in this
quarry with all the duties that go with it.

Now I’ll get out of your way partner,
so you can handle your first duty.

Uh wait a minute, what's that pounding?

Slate: It's just a little labor dispute.
The digging dinosaurs union is on strike.
Nothing you can’t handle old buddy, old partner.

Squawk squawk! Squawk Squawk!
Eh hem. If someone would have bent the bell,
You wouldn't hear a squawk out of me.

Hello, George Jetson speaking.

Mr. Jetstone, Goldbrick here, former president and now
shief purchasing officer of your bank.

Uh, yes Mr. Goldbrick?
Goldbrick: Some good news sir. You're now the owner of the
Bedrock Plaza Hotel and barber shop plus the Stonview Condominiums.

Fine. I could use some good news right now.
Goldbrick: Yes. Well I've got some of the other kind too.

You've had a little plumbing problem at the condo.
Perhaps you'd better come over and take a look.
I'll have a little boat waiting.

We're a small town Mrs. Jetson, We’re not used to these kind of sales.
Don't expect too much.

Is it expecting too much to hope I get out of this alive?

Here she comes, the village Queen. She'll do the Bedrock Rock.
Judy: They think you're a hit.
Iggy: Baby you know it.

Oh! Did I really have to got back a million years to go through this again?

Fred: So this is where George worked.
Spacely: That was his chair. and there's the button he pushed every day.

Barney: Hmm. Seems kinda quiet around here now.
Spacely: Thanks to that sneak Cogswell.

But I gat a secret plan to wipe Cogswell right off the map.

and the most famous man in the universe today is gonna help me.

you must mean me.
Barney: Uh maybe he means m-

Ooh I love this plan!
I’m making you my spokeman.
Spacely's Stone aged Sprocket man. I love it!

R.U.D.I: They're gone now.
S.A.R.A: Anything new my precious sweetums?
R.U.D.I: Well, yes.

I can't tell you, but Flintstone's gonna be
Spacely's Stone Aged Sprocket man.

Back in business Cosmo?
But Cogswell had you on the ropes.

What are you gonna do about Cogswell?
Spacely: You outta know a bad man can’t keep a good man down.
Ha ha ha ha ha!

What's the big surprise?
Spacely: Well the first surprise is our guest of honor.
For the most important buyers and investors in the universe.

The most famous man in the universe, direct from the stone age
Fred Flintstone.
[cheering]

Thank you Thank You.
I'm touched at the way you've taken this poor little caveman to your hearts.

What about the other little fella who was with you?

What other fella?
Oh him. Well,
You know some men know how to seize an opportunity, some men don’t.

And now ladies and gentlemen,
you're gonna see someone who does know how.
Just watch the hologram.

Ladies and gentlemen, I can't thank my good friend Spacely
enough for inviting me here today.

What are you doing here Cogswell?

And for inviting all these fine movers and shakers of the universe
to hear my surprising announcement.
Spacely: Yours? Get out of my presentation.

Cogswell Cogs has existed as long as time itself.
and what better way to present this than through our dynamic spokesman,
the Cogswell Caveman, Barney Rubble.

the official spokesman for Cogswell Cogs.

Great idea Cogswell.
He stole it.
Where do we sign up?

Here with me.
I'm getting over to the Cogwell plant right now.

No! no! it's not fair!

Oh please. I never had a chance. He’s stolen every idea I’ve had.

As the official Cogs Caveman, I'd like to say...
Fred: Say it fast cause the next things anyone's gonna hear is
You yelling for help.

Help!
Fred: Ha I told you!

George: Elroy! Somebody quick. Open the door.

Dad. I didn't know you were working for the fire department.
George: I - I own the fire department.

Oh were you with a fire?
George: Not this time. My anti gravity boots and I were up a tree,
rescuing a helpless little sabertooth kitty

who followed me...
Home.

Boy he almost got you dad.
George: He didn't mean any harm Elroy.

He he was just grateful. A little too grateful.

Where's your father Elroy.
Elroy; You're standing on him.

Sorry dear, I didn't mean to walk all over you.
George: That’s alright dear every body always has.

I think I know how you feel. I've had it with everything,
the department store, the beauty salons, the health spas
an nothing but problems.

Judy: No you can't come in! You can keep your groupies and
Lose my phone number!

Uh oh.
[George grunts]

I don't want any part of him.

Well there may not be much left of your father.

Gee I'm sorry Daddy, but I’m fed up!

I know honey. I think we'd all like our old lives back again.

But without the time machine it's hopeless.

Orbit: I'll say this time machine is hopeless. Just can't be fixed.
Rosey: Hopeless? Hopeless? Does not compute.

Mr. Orbit, Hopeless is a word I do not have in my vocabulary bank.
Orbit: I wish it wasn't in mine Rosey.

But I’ve done everything a human knows how to do, and
I can't get this thing to work.

Then I think it's time for someone else to take over.

R.U.D.I: The stone age? our George? Back in the stone age?
Oh no! He's not equipped to handle that.

No more than Mr. Orbit is to handle the time machine.

You're a turbo asville Cosmos equation stethesary.
You have the power to complete them.

You also have another power. The power of caring for Mr. J

That’s the power I haven’t been using lately.
Rosey: Please R.U.D.I. Do it for both of us.

R.U.D.I, who is that?
R.U.D.I; Oh uh just an old friend.
S.A.R.A Does that old know what we mean to each other?

Well uh, not exactly.
S.A.R.A: Well get rid of her right now.
R.U.D.I: But, but S.A.R.A. Wait a minute.

S.A.R.A: Right now.
Rosey: I think I understand R.U.D.I. I guess an old friend like Mr. J
doesn't mean as much as your new girlfriend.

R.U.D.I: Wait Rosey. I'll help. We'll get Mr. J back.

Hi there. You know me. I'm the Cogswell Cogs Caveman.

Back in the stone age where I came from, We could only dream
of Cogswell Cogs. But now that I've moved up a few centuries,
I wouldn't want to be with out them.

Well I'm gonna be without you! You Chisselor!

Wilma: Fred! What are you doing?
Fred: What I should have done weeks ago.
That should have been me doing those commercials

Hey look what fell out ot the window.
Lucky I caught it.

Too bad you didn't catch it on your head.

Something bothering you Fred?
Barney: Yeah you are! But no more!
Wilma: Fred you can’t do that.

Fred: Watch me.
Barney: Woah!
Wilma: But Fred, he's your firend.

A friend who stole, cheated and sabbotaged me.
Barney: Hey there's no land to land on!
Wilma: Fred you would have done the same thing.

How do you know? I didn't get the chance.
Betty: Let go of my husband.
Fred: Suits me.

Yeow!
Betty: Wilma's right Fred.
You would have stole, cheated and sabbotaged Barney!

So what? That's what he always does. What's the bud deal?
Betty: Are you defending that caveman con artist?

He's my caveman con artist.
Fred: Uh girls?

Betty: You keep out of this.
Fred: But but but girls?

Wilma: You heard her, Butt out!
Betty: and as far as I'm concerned,
You can both butt out of our lives from now on!

Wilma: Oh! Suits me fine.
Betty: Me too! Right Barn?
Uh Barn?

Oh!

Barney!
Barney: Do me a favor will you,
Next time you fight over me, do it a little closer to the ground.

Jane: No I don't know anything about alligator war seeings.
I didn't even know I owned the lake.

Besides, I'm exhausted. I just finished teaching aerobrocks
at my health spas all six of them...
George can you get the door?

Uh, actually it got itself.
Hi Mr. Goldbrick. You’re not smiling.

We made a few bad investments at the bank.
We're out of money and some of the depositors are a little anxious.

Well I'm getting a little fed up myself Mr. Goldbrick.
But more.

Here. Here's everything I've got. The deed to the bank,
The fire department, The condos and downtown Bedrock.

Jane: George you can't do that. It's not fair to the rest of us.

Jane they're my problems. I got a right to dump them if I want to.

Only if we can dump ours too.
Here's the department store, the beauty salon,
the health spa and the Lake I don't even own.

If your collecting troubles, You can have Iggy, the music store
and the Rock Colloseum.

Don't think it hasn't been fun Mr. Goldbrick.

Move the cuatro quotient through gamma gamma to the sixth power.

Of course! Why didn't I think of that?
Rosey: Probably because you never heard of it.

That's a good reason.
Rosey: Cuatro quotient, gamma gamma to the sixth power.

Correction made.
Still no response from the control panels.

R.U.D.I: I don't understand, it should compute.

There's one possible solution. Have you turned the on switch?

Rosey: Oh of course! Why didn’t I think of that?

Probably because you never heard of it.

We did it!
Rosey: It worked! Yay!

As George would say Ooba Dooba!
Rosey: All systems are go!

Which brings to mind one question.
Who’s gonna go?

I have the answer to that Mr. Orbit.
It's my family. I'm the one who's gonna go.

It's a dangerous trip Rosey.
Orbit: Maybe too dangerous.

[Mac Crying]
Rosey: I love you too Mac.

But my family took a chance and so will I.

Orbit: I shouldn’t let you do it Rosey, but I’m proud of you.

Good Luck Rosey.

[Sigh] Some trip.
That had a better kick than one of Mr. J's Jupitor Joy juice coctails.

A lot better, with Mr. J's joy juice, you only fall off the couch.

This must be a forest.
Oh, bet Astro really loved this place.

Mr. J? Mr. J? I'm here Mr. J

Mr. J? Elroy? Judy?

Mr. Jetson!
- You there!
Rosey: It’s me Rosey. Oh thank goodness they heard me.

[horse neighs]

- Out of my way Varmouth!

ooh. Whenever this is, the robots not very friendly.

Hand this bower or Prepare to die brother.

Halt name. I'll bring you down.

What made you drive all the way here George?

I don't know Jane. I just wanted to get as far away from everything as I could.

Well that's not far enough away from Iggy Sandstone.

Elroy: Hey Dad, I think I recognize this place.

Of course. It's the same place we landed in the time machine.

Ha ha ha. How bout that! Ist that a coincidence?

Gee. I was hoping the time machine was here.
George: Hah. So was I son.

I was hoping there was some way we could get away
from that hectic life in Bedrock.

Astro: I wanna get away from Ruffle breath.

Astro: Go away! Get lost!

[sighs] Well there’s no time machine, and no way outta here.

So much for miracles that'll never happen.

Let's Go.

Are we stuck George?
George: Yeah on a rock.

Maybe it's an omen.
George: Ha omen. You can forget the omen. Along with the miracles.

Elroy: Like Time machines huh Dad?

Mr. J! My family!

Rosey!
Oh Rosey! Rosey to the rescue!

Who's gonna rescue Rosey?

Rosey, Rosey I love you!
I love affection, even if it kills me. ha ha

and it may

It’s just that we’re so glad to see you Rosey.
Elroy: Not to mention the time machine.

I'll drink to that. Rev it up Elroy.
and let's get outta here!

Yay!

Wooga wooga! Wooga wooga!
Wooga wooga!

Well it's better than going around saying Polly wanna cracker?

Judy please, I got something to talk to you about.
Judy: You might as well be talking to yourself Iggy,
cause I'm not listening

Well then how about looking?
Jane: Oh how lovely.

Yes they are. But you see we’re kinda in a hurry Iggy.

Well, it probably wont take very long if I just listen.
Iggy: Judy I was wrong, those other girls, they were just fans.

Sure. Your adoring fans. Just they kind you wanted.

They kind I thought I wanted. But they didn't mean anything.
Not like you do.

If I could believe you meant that.
Elroy: Ready to go dad.

Right son.
Uh Judy, sweetheart, we're ready to go.

Daddy, do we have to go right now?
George: If we don’t we’re liable to miss our chance.

What about my chance? Here?

Well honey, I guess we'll have to count on you making the right decision.

It’s not fair. When two people finally find each other,
The last thing they want is to be separated.

Why do we have to be... Where are you going?
Can I go with you?

It's a long way Iggy.
Maybe we’ll meet again sometime. Bye.

I don’t want to hear the Jetsons are gone!
I don't wanna hear Rosey's gone.

[Mac crying]

Looks like you're gone Mr. Spacely.
Spcaely: put me down you mechanical monster.

Put him down Mac.

Mac and I are just a little upset Mr. Spacely. You see, Rosey
went out to find the Jetsons, and now we can’t find her.

[Mac crying]

Who cares? Cogswell stole my best ideas. And How you ask?
Jetson! He’s haunting me from a million years ago.

I wish he were here to defend himself sir.
Spacely: I don't care if he's here or not!

[Spacely crying]

Goerge: Cheer up Mr. Spacely! We're back!

That's a lousy imitation Orbit. and not very funny.

That's no imitation. They're back.
Mac: Oh boy.

Who? Who’s back?
George: It's me boss. George Jetson.

Thank you for those tears of Joy. I never thought I'd be saying this
Mr. Spacely, but I’m sure glad to see you.

What you're seeing is a ruined man Jetson. A man that you helped ruin.

Excuse me Mr. Spacely.
Dad could you help me in here?

Sure son.
Spacely: Who's gonna help me?

What about my company, my reputation, My life?
What am I going to do?

What what what is that intreguing looking contracption?

Elroy: It's called an automobile. A million years ago style.
Spacely: That's not just an automobile Elroy. That’s a miracle.

I can see it now.
R.U.D.I: George! IT's so good to see you and your family home!

George: Thanks R.U.D.I.
Spacely: Pipe down you automated idiot. can't you see I'm on a roll?

I can see it all now.
George: Excuse me Mr. Spacely, Maybe you’d better not roll in front of R.U.D.I

It's ok. R.U.D.I's back in the right circuits Mr. J.
Without him we could have never gotten you back home.

I'm back home too George. S.A.R.A's a thing of the past.

I'm glad R.U.D.I, but please, don't mention the past.

Anyway, who cares about the past?
Unless you're using the past to make yourself a future.

Cogswell: I had him on the ropes. I had him throught he ropes.
What’s he doing over there?

I'm afraid I don't know.

Me, who's made sabotage a way of life.
I can't let him get back in business now.

I wish I could help sir. But as Humphrey Bogart once said,
My sturry went straight.

There must be somebody, someone who could get in to Spacely's plant.
Ha ha! I think I know just the one.

This will go down as the greatest idea since chocolate chip cookies.

There it is. My ticket to fame and fortune.

Nostalgia buffs all over the galaxy
will go crazy for one of Spacely's Stone Aged Specials.

He he he. How bout that?
A stone Aged car is the wave in the future.

If this goes off without a hitch Jetson, you may be in for a raise.

Of don't worry sir. There'll be no leaks this time.

Barney: Wow look at all the cars. Which one is yours Fred?
Fred: I don't know this person. and I don't talk to persons
I don't know.

Sure you know me Fred. I’m the one you dropped out of the window.

Wait a minute Rubble. What are you doing here?
You're working for that coniving con man Cogswell.

Announcer: Red alert there's a spy on the premises Red alert.

He's working over time for Cogswell. Spying!
Guys like you should be shot at dawn.

No way Fred. I don't get up that early.
Anyway, I could never be a Spy. I'm too chicken.

[Astro barking] He's right look.
George: It's Sentro!
Spacely: Cogswell's Canine Contraption.

He's taking pictures of the whole thing.
I'm ruined! He's beat me again.

Not yet Mr. Spacely.
Fred: I'll chase him and you head him off.

Hey wait for me.

Come back you mechanical snoop.

Yeow!

Gotcha.

Oops

Ouch

Sorry about that.

Hang on to that Raftor. Darn it! We lost the spy.

Come to Georgie!

He’s getting away! Somebody stop him!
Astro: Get him! Get him!

Astro: Stop him Stop him!

We did it! We did it!
Sapcely: Woopie I'm back in business George.

Yeah, those two make a pretty good team. Finally.

Speaking of teams. You weren’t too bad back there yourself Barn.

Helping me up on the raftor.
Barney: It was nothing Fred.
Fred: Nothing? You saved my life.

What are friends for?
Fred: Sometimes they're for hugging. That's what they're for.

Spacely: They're going fast. You want one or not?
Make up your mind Cogsy old boy.

I’ve gotta have it! I’ve gotta have it.

Then pay my price or
be the only one in the galaxy who isn't driving one.

Thta's a lot of money for nostalgia.

Is it a deal or not?
Cogswell: It's a deal. It's a deal.

Spacely: Remember 've all the rights and patents. Everything.
Copy one nut or bolt and I'll sue and take your whole plant.

Jetson, I'm loving every moment of this.
George: I'm glad sir.

and you won't go unrewarded my boy.
George: Hear that Jane?

I could make you vice president.
Or give you stock in the company.
But I've come up with a better idea.

Yes Sir?
Spacely: I'm not gonna dock your pay for the time
you were gone from your job. George: Oh uh. Thank you sir.

It’s nice to see success hasn't changed Mr. Spacely.

My aren't we Miss gloomy this evening?
Judy: You would be too Rosey if you were alone.

Haven't you noticed all the couples?
You and Mac, Mom and Daddy, The Flintstones and Rubbles.

and you're still thinking about that young fellow back at Bedrock.

Well can you blame me? There wont be another one like him.
Not in a million years.

Excuse me Miss, would you join me for some refreshments?
Judy: Oh! Well yes.

A million years huh? Or maybe sooner.

How do we look George?
George: You look fine as long as I have the keys.

Guess you're back in the fast lane again George.
George: Thanks to you and your car Fred.

Well the thanks we were looking for was your help in
getting us back to the dirt lane.

Yeah, we kinda miss Bedrock.
Fred: Except for one thing. Nate Slate will never give us our
jobs back

I thought this would come in handy.

Hey! You were a partner in Slate's Rock and Gravel Company?
George: Which I'm now turning over to you.

Yabba Dabba Doo!
Barney: Fred! Whatchya doing? Got it.

Bedrock, here we come.
Elroy: I don't think so Mr. Rubble
Fred: Say that again Elroy?

The time machine. It took such a beating on that last trip,
There's no way to fix it.

You mean we're stuck here? In the Jet age? Forever?
Barney: If we live that long.

Cheer up Everybody. I've sold nearly every car in the plant.

Spacely: Well maybe this'll make you cheer up.
My next great ida is to go back to Bedrock...

and get brontosauruses and tarantosauruses
and every kind of dinosauruses we can find and...

Sorry Boss it’ll never work. It’s too late.

What! Don't tell me Cogswell's already done it.
Will you stop with the shaking heads.

It's It's the time machine Mr. Slate. It's Kaput.

Barney. Uh Yeah, and they can’t kaput it back together again.
Fred: and we're stuck here.

The Jetson's have offered to put us up till we find a place of our own.

But I know how you feel Wilma.
It won't feel like home to you here.

What about your old car. You can have it back.
Fred: Oh it's very nice of you Mr. Spacely.

I'll let you have it for uh...
I'll let you have it for uh... for old times sake.

at least I got a nod out of you.
Oof! Yuck. Couldn't you have just nodded too?

Well, this old car is the touch of home Fred.

We'll see you later.
Wilma: Thanks for everything.

What happened George?
Elroy: It's simple mom, they must have absorbed
some of the time machine's cuatro quotient.

Simpler than that Elroy.
That old car wants to go home as much as they do.

Oh Boy! Bedrock we're on our way.
Barney: I can't wait to get home.

Fred; So long George.

George: Bye Fred, Barn.
Jane: So long Wilma, Bye Betty.
Astro: See ya around Dino!

All: Bye!
Fred: Yabba Dabba Doo!