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[CREW MEMBER 1] Jeff, we just got
this in. Do we have time to run this?
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- [CREW MEMBER 2] Stand by, camera one.
- [CREW MEMBER 3] In four, three, two...
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- [STELLING] Yeah, got it.
- [MORRISON] All right, let's go then.
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Hello, and welcome to Soccer Saturday.
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I'm Jeff Stelling, here
with George Cartrick
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and Clinton Morrison.
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Now, the hottest team in the
country is clearly Richmond
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on a ten-game winning
streak on the back
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of some inspired play by Sam Obisanya.
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Jeff, you have to think Sam
Obisanya will make his Nigeria debut,
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- or the world's gone truly mad.
- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
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But our top story:
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the mysterious managerial
vacancy at West Ham United.
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The club has suddenly parted ways
with the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley.
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It's a shocker, Jeff. They
were having a great season.
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Yeah, but look, Nate Shelley
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isn't the reason West
Ham are in second place.
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I mean, "Wonder Kid"? Come on.
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- He was my kit man, for God's sake.
- [CHUCKLES]
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No, Rupert Mannion is the brains
behind this whole operation.
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Okay. Uh, let's turn our attention
to the international break.
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National squad announcements
are trickling in.
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Which players will get the honor
of representing their country?
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[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
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All right, fellas, way
to play out there today.
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Congratulations on yet
another victorious outcome!
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- [CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
- That's right.
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Oh, ooh! Hey, quick reminder.
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Because of the break in our
schedule due to international play,
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there is no game next week, all right?
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[CHEERING]
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All right. Hey, look,
kind of hurts my feelings
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y'all don't want to spend next
weekend with me, if I'm being honest.
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But I am the strong silent type,
so I ain't gonna let you know.
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But I'm also loud and weak,
because I, like all humans,
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contain multitudes. Am I right?
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- [PLAYERS MURMURING]
- [JAMIE] Great speech.
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Anyhoo, we want to say good night and
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good luck to the fellas on our squad
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that have been chosen to represent
their home country next week.
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Coach, who we talking about?
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Just up the way at Wembley, making
his debut for England, Jamie Tartt!
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[ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
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[TED WHOOPS]
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Taking the plane to Toronto to
play goal for Canada, Van Damme!
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- [JAMIE] He's got a plane ticket.
- [CHEERING]
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Who will be going up against
Mexico and Dani Rojas!
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- [JEERING, CHEERING]
- Whoo-hoo!
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Oh, boy.
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Bumbercatch holding it
down for Switzerland.
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- [PLAYERS CHEERING]
- Whoo! My guy!
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Whoo! Wait, hold on.
Bumbercatch, you're Swiss?
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Yeah. Look at me.
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- No, you... No, you're right. Yeah. All right.
- [PLAYERS CHUCKLING]
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- And repping Wales, Colin Hughes!
- Hey, there he is.
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- [PLAYERS CHEERING]
- [JAMIE] Let's go, boyo.
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Is that it?
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And that's it.
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Okay. All right, well, let's go ahead
and wish our friends safe travels
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and Godspeed,
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or whatever narcotic your deity
chooses to self-medicate with.
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Rest of y'all, see ya on Monday.
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[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
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Oi, 24.
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They fucked you, man. I'm sorry.
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[CLICKS TONGUE] Ah. It's okay.
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Hey, congrats to you though. [CHUCKLES]
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Listen. You good, yeah?
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Yeah, yeah. Of course.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, yo. Congrats, bro.
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I am not your bro.
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We are now enemies, and
soon, you will be my bitch.
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- [GASPS]
- [MUTTERING IN SPANISH]
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What the f...
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So you're telling me it
only shows up once a month?
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- And it never skips a month?
- Only if you're pregnant.
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Mmm. Well, shoot. I got to check
out this wine delivery service.
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Sounds like a real corker. Yes.
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Hmm. Did you hear about Nathan?
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- I did.
- What do we think happened there?
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Well, boss, I'm like an incomplete
list of Madeline Kahn's best films:
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- I ain't got no clue.
- [SIGHS]
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And it ain't really none
of my business anyhow.
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Ted, look, I mean this in
the nicest way possible,
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but you suck at girl talk.
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I know. I just don't like gossip.
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[STAMMERS] It's not gossip, Ted.
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- It's speculation.
- [TED] Mmm.
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I've actually been hearing rumblings
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of inappropriate workplace behavior
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- over at West Ham.
- See? Excellent girl talk.
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Hmm.
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So, chaps, what do we think?
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Is Nathan capable of being
involved in something like that?
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- No.
- Nah.
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- Good morning.
- [REBECCA] Hello, Leslie.
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So, I heard some interesting
scuttlebutt last night.
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Ooh. I don't like gossip, but my
butt don't mind a little scuttle.
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Go on, Leslie.
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Edwin Akufo's back in town.
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Oh, what now?
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Apparently, he's sniffing around
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about trying to create a
Super League of some sort.
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Where did you hear this?
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Well, Rebecca, I am the
director of Football Operations.
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And a bunch of us DFOs
have a little jazz jam band
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- we call "The Directors of Beboperations."
- Mmm.
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Akufo came up at rehearsal.
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Ooh. This is not good.
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[ALL MURMURING]
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I'm sorry. Why is it so bad that
a billionaire wants to put together
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a bunch of superheroes to fight crime?
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Ooh, Ted, you're thinking
of the Justice League.
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- God, dang it. Yeah, I am.
- Hmm.
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Super League is when the world's
biggest and wealthiest teams
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decide to compete against each other.
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So, not only would David
never get to face Goliath,
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the Davids could cease
to exist altogether.
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[WHISTLES] Wow.
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You know, I wouldn't be surprised
if Rupert was involved in this.
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- [TRENT, HIGGINS] Hmm.
- [CELL PHONE BUZZES]
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Ah. Speak of the devil.
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Ooh.
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- [CELL PHONE CLATTERS]
- [BUZZING STOPS]
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[SIGHS]
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- [CLICKS TONGUE] It was Rupert.
- Yes.
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Sorry. Okay. I thought it was
the actual devil for a second.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- [NATHAN GRUNTS]
- Are you alive?
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[NATHAN SIGHS]
Unfortunately, yeah. [SIGHS]
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You're okay.
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[SIGHS]
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Am I an idiot?
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Sometimes, yes.
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No, I meant for quitting my job.
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Do you wish you hadn't?
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Then there's your answer.
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I just don't know what I'm gonna do.
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Do you need me to stay?
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No. No, that's... No, I'm okay.
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Do you want to come to Poland with me?
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You can help me and my
family screw in light bulbs.
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- [CHUCKLES] That's very funny.
- Why is it funny?
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[STAMMERS] I don't know. Sorry. I... No.
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- I'll see you in a few days.
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.
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[SOFTLY] Goodbye.
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- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [SIGHS, GRUNTS]
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[SIGHING]
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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[PAPARAZZO] Can you tell
us about Coach Shelley?
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Hey, Nate! Nate!
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[SIGHS]
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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- Hi.
- Sorry.
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- It's all right.
- Thanks.
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[GASPS] Ooh! Shit.
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Uh...
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Keeley, you are the
nicest boss I've ever had.
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Thank you, Dan.
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And definitely the hottest.
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That's a complicated compliment.
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[CHUCKLING] Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Barbara, what's going on?
Are we being slowly robbed?
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Oh. Wait. [STAMMERS] I'm sorry.
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You haven't spoken with Jack?
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I haven't heard from Jack in weeks.
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But she emailed me
last night to say that
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she was gonna reach out and tell you.
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Tell me what, Barbara?
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[CLICKS TONGUE] The board of the
VC have decided to pull funding.
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They're shutting down KJPR.
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What?
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- When?
- Oh, well,
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don't worry, we've got plenty of time.
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- We don't have to be out till Friday.
- It's Wednesday.
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Yeah. I suppose that is,
uh, quite soon, isn't it?
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Especially if you didn't
get the email last night.
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- [MOVER 1 LAUGHS]
- [MOVER 2] I mean, if he doesn't
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want to coach West Ham for
millions, I'll bloody do it.
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- [LAUGHING]
- [MUTTERING]
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[MOVER 2] What a wanker.
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[CRIES]
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Pineapple juice or apple juice?
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Hi.
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Hey, Dani!
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[CHUCKLES] Dani, what's
up, man? [CHUCKLES]
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He's my teammate.
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Dani. Dani, you want some chips?
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[TED] Oof. Boy, oh, boy.
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Tell you what, Sam had himself a case
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of the mean reds out there today, yeah?
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I don't fucking blame him.
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It's hard to see the ball when
your eyes are full of tears.
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[GROANS]
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Hey, Sam!
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Hey, look, I know this
week ain't been easy on ya.
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[STAMMERS] But don't forget, even
the great Michael Jordan himself
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didn't make his high school
varsity basketball team.
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- Yeah?
- Yes, Coach.
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But wasn't that because he
was only a 5'10" sophomore
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and the team was in need of height,
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so they sent him to the junior varsity
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with the hope that he
would develop physically?
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Which he did, growing 5
inches the very next summer.
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I mean, if you know all the details,
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it does render the story
a little less motivational,
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but my point still stands.
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Keep your head up. Be a goldfish.
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- All right?
- Okay.
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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Boom!
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Tonight, me and Jane have reserved an
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axe-throwing lane at Hatchet and Rye.
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You fellas care to join the festivities?
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Hmm. That sounds equal parts fun and
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dangerous. What are y'all celebrating?
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Karma's speedy delivery of a
shit sandwich to the Wonder Turd.
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Here, Jane made targets.
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Hmm.
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Don't you feel it's bad karma to
celebrate someone else's bad karma?
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No. You in?
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I'd love to, but I've got a, uh, thing.
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- [GRUNTS]
- [SCOFFS]
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- [CELL PHONE RINGS]
- Oh, here we go.
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Hey, Janey baby!
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Yeah, we're all set.
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Could you remember to
bring my throwing axe, please?
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No, not that one. The one
with the leather sleeve.
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You know what? Just bring 'em all.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah, we are.
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Okay. Love you too. [KISSING]
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- [SIGHS]
- How many axes you got now?
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Seventeen. But they're
not all for throwing.
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Right. But they're all here in the UK?
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00:13:08,447 --> 00:13:11,325
Oh, yeah. Couldn't imagine being
in a different country than my axes.
240
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,676
Hmm.
241
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:14,980
Oh, she's gonna have
trouble carrying that.
242
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:23,626
- [CHUCKLES] Hey, Sam.
- Hey.
243
00:13:25,147 --> 00:13:28,790
Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry
about the national team.
244
00:13:28,994 --> 00:13:33,206
Oh. Uh, well, you know. I guess
I could have worked harder.
245
00:13:34,198 --> 00:13:36,575
Well, I think you're wonderful.
246
00:13:36,642 --> 00:13:38,477
[CHUCKLES, INHALES DEEPLY]
247
00:13:38,477 --> 00:13:40,855
- Thank you, Rebecca. Oh. [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLING]
248
00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:46,616
- See you.
- [REBECCA] Yeah.
249
00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:52,158
[CHUCKLES]
250
00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:57,442
Hello, Rebecca.
251
00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:00,205
Where's the Hockney I gave you?
252
00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:04,100
Got rid of it. Sorry. W...
How did you get past security?
253
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,030
Oh. My old mate, Renee.
254
00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:08,132
The creepy old man that
lives in the sewers?
255
00:14:08,132 --> 00:14:09,675
Oh, Rebecca, that's rude.
256
00:14:10,242 --> 00:14:11,952
He only works in the sewer. [CHUCKLES]
257
00:14:11,963 --> 00:14:14,966
Right. Well, maybe next time
you could make an appointment.
258
00:14:16,991 --> 00:14:18,033
Of course.
259
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:21,611
So... [SIGHS] ... what do you want?
260
00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:25,209
To invite you to this
meeting for the Akufo League.
261
00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:27,723
Why?
262
00:14:27,937 --> 00:14:31,030
I wanted to extend an olive branch.
263
00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,776
And I think it's important
that you're part of this.
264
00:14:35,157 --> 00:14:36,700
Could be great for the game.
265
00:14:37,536 --> 00:14:39,955
Well, I will give it some thought.
266
00:14:40,539 --> 00:14:41,749
Good.
267
00:14:42,213 --> 00:14:45,121
Sneaking in here
today reminded me of, uh,
268
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,755
the first match I ever
saw at Nelson Road.
269
00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:49,925
Ah, when they used to
play by candlelight.
270
00:14:49,936 --> 00:14:51,187
[CHUCKLES]
271
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,389
I look forward to hearing from you.
272
00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,799
What happened with Nathan Shelley?
273
00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,871
Some people just aren't ready
when they get their shot.
274
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,690
[PARTY HORNS SOUNDING]
275
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,412
[BOTH] Happy Uncle Day! [GIGGLING]
276
00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:24,153
- You know it's not a real holiday, right?
- Yes, it is.
277
00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:25,167
Right, Mummy?
278
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:28,240
Any day that annoys Roy...
[CLICKS TONGUE] ... holiday for me.
279
00:15:28,713 --> 00:15:29,755
[DOORBELL RINGS]
280
00:15:30,008 --> 00:15:31,593
I'll get it.
281
00:15:33,479 --> 00:15:36,356
Phoe told me that Uncle's Day is
her favorite holiday of the year.
282
00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:37,981
- Fuck off.
- Yeah, seriously.
283
00:15:37,992 --> 00:15:40,834
It was, uh, Uncle's Day,
Uncle Roy's birthday,
284
00:15:40,845 --> 00:15:42,114
and then Perchtenlaufen,
285
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,645
the German holiday where
people dress up as evil spirits
286
00:15:44,645 --> 00:15:48,524
and roam the streets in
order to scare winter away.
287
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:51,986
She might be an old soul, but she's
a proper fucking dweeb, isn't she?
288
00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:53,866
[JAMIE] Is that your
Range Rover outside?
289
00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:55,948
- No, it's my mum's.
- Oh, right, all right.
290
00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:57,856
Hey, how you doing? You all right?
291
00:15:57,867 --> 00:15:59,744
- Sorry I'm late. [CHUCKLES]
- Oh, it's okay.
292
00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:02,246
You can just s-sit
down next to Uncle Roy.
293
00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:03,445
Hello, Uncle Roy.
294
00:16:03,456 --> 00:16:05,166
What the fuck is he doing here?
295
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,929
I had to invite your best friend.
296
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,171
- He's not my best friend. [SCOFFS]
- He isn't my best friend.
297
00:16:10,171 --> 00:16:15,426
Well, you talk about him a lot,
and you spend every day together.
298
00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:16,846
Well, he's not.
299
00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:19,388
So, who's your best friend, Jamie?
300
00:16:19,388 --> 00:16:20,946
Uh, probably Isaac.
301
00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:22,975
- Fuck off.
- He is.
302
00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:25,978
- That's a pound, Uncle Roy.
- Bill me.
303
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:29,264
Okay. Now, open Jamie's gift.
304
00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:32,943
Ah, it's... it's... [STAMMERS]...
stupid. It's dumb. I don't know.
305
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:35,476
Here. [STAMMERS, CHUCKLES]
306
00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:40,314
It's your original England
kit from the 2014 World Cup.
307
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:44,779
Your name's on the back there. [MUMBLES]
308
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:50,712
Uh, I got 'em to change the E to a U.
309
00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:01,566
I love it.
310
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,441
Oh.
311
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,507
Yeah. You owe me a pound, Jamie.
312
00:17:11,053 --> 00:17:12,399
But I didn't say nothing.
313
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:17,061
N-No, but you made me think it,
and that's basically the same thing.
314
00:17:19,677 --> 00:17:20,930
Yeah, fair play.
315
00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:23,365
- Okay, my turn.
- [CHUCKLES]
316
00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:24,999
All right.
317
00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:27,133
- Who's that?
- [PHOEBE'S MOM, PHOEBE CHUCKLE]
318
00:17:27,643 --> 00:17:28,965
Good wrapping, that.
319
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,115
I made it at school.
320
00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:39,955
The colors spell your name.
Red, orange, yellow. Roy.
321
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:45,099
- Oh.
- She's been very excited to give it to you.
322
00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:46,225
What do you think?
323
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,330
- Well, I mean, I fucking love it.
- [PHOEBE'S MOM CHUCKLES]
324
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,434
It was worth it.
325
00:17:54,597 --> 00:17:56,307
[CLEARS THROAT, SMACKS LIPS]
326
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:00,988
Thank you.
327
00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:06,884
Okay. Mum and I are going to put
our costumes on for the performance.
328
00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:10,444
Heads-up, team.
There is an intermission.
329
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:18,257
[BREATHES DEEPLY] Your sister is fit.
330
00:18:18,257 --> 00:18:20,613
- I will cut your eyes out.
- [CHUCKLES]
331
00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:35,592
Simi, w-what's going on? I...
I thought we were fully booked.
332
00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:37,188
All the reservations bailed.
333
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:39,268
Well, except one.
334
00:18:40,582 --> 00:18:43,210
- Hey, you. Look who it is.
- [SIGHS]
335
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,635
It is Pinky Dick.
336
00:18:46,895 --> 00:18:48,522
Oh, sorry. I mean Sam.
337
00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,573
Of course you remember Francis.
338
00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:53,823
Charles, this is Pinky Dick.
339
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,461
Oh, I mean Sam.
340
00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:58,339
Pinky-Dick-I-mean-Sam,
this is Charles Siziba,
341
00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:01,258
- food blogger for The Times.
- It is nice to meet you.
342
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,327
Edwin has told me
awful things about you.
343
00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:08,808
Charles is helping me find the
best West African chef in London
344
00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:12,568
because I'm starting my
own Nigerian restaurant
345
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,260
but 20 meters from here.
346
00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:16,065
- You... You're doing what?
- [STAMMERS]
347
00:19:16,065 --> 00:19:19,326
We are going to serve the
finest Nigerian cuisine,
348
00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:23,467
along with Chicago-style hot dogs,
because it's my favorite food.
349
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,032
- Oh, Sam. I mean Pinky Dick.
- Mmm.
350
00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:30,496
Mr. Akufo found a tiny
piece of glass in his food.
351
00:19:30,496 --> 00:19:32,665
I assume our meal will be complimentary?
352
00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:35,251
Um, yeah, sure. Whatever.
353
00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:36,462
[CHARLES] Good man.
354
00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:42,906
It is nice to put a name to
such an ugly, horrible face.
355
00:19:47,451 --> 00:19:50,618
I'm so sorry to see that
business is not going well.
356
00:19:50,629 --> 00:19:52,309
No, no, no. Actually,
we were fully booked.
357
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:54,141
We just had a few
last-second cancellations.
358
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,940
That's because all the
reservations were me. [CHUCKLES]
359
00:19:58,356 --> 00:20:00,651
[IMITATES WOMAN'S VOICE]
Hello. Ola's Chop Life?
360
00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:03,821
Can I make a reservation
for eight for Wiafe.
361
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,707
[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] David
Ettlemen, party of six.
362
00:20:06,754 --> 00:20:09,504
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Starkey,
party of four. Fab four.
363
00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:12,942
[IN FRENCH ACCENT] Table for
12, please. Last name Picard.
364
00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:17,485
And please, bring out all of
your finest African cheeses.
365
00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:23,633
- Good to see you, Edwin.
- Isn't it?
366
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,941
Ah! [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
367
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,473
Hmm!
368
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,942
Yes, I was so sad to hear
369
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:35,561
that you were not selected
for Nigeria's national team.
370
00:20:36,252 --> 00:20:39,971
But I was happy to hear that the
Nigerian government was pleased
371
00:20:39,982 --> 00:20:45,654
to accept a free $20 million check
from me to keep you off the team.
372
00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:51,560
I will never stop, you Nigerian turd.
373
00:20:52,515 --> 00:20:55,727
Never ever.
374
00:20:56,835 --> 00:20:59,546
[SINGSONGY] No, never.
375
00:21:00,157 --> 00:21:01,408
[CLICKS TONGUE, SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
376
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,163
[SIGHS] Please don't do this, Francis.
377
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:24,625
[SIGHS]
378
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,493
[SIGHS]
379
00:21:49,969 --> 00:21:51,377
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
380
00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:59,311
- [LLOYD] Stop right there.
- [NATHAN] Sorry.
381
00:21:59,311 --> 00:22:00,714
[POLICE OFFICER]
What's the emergency?
382
00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,145
- Nathan?
- [NATHAN] Yeah.
383
00:22:02,156 --> 00:22:04,973
Never mind, Officer. My son is home.
384
00:22:04,984 --> 00:22:06,319
- [BREATHING DEEPLY]
- [PHONE CLICKS]
385
00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:10,153
- You moved the key.
- Jesus Christ.
386
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:12,788
Hey, Mum.
387
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,620
Do you want anything to eat, dear?
388
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:19,540
No, thank you. Um, I
just wanna sleep actually.
389
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:26,493
Well, if you're cooking,
I could eat something.
390
00:22:26,504 --> 00:22:27,881
Lloyd, stop.
391
00:22:28,075 --> 00:22:29,159
What?
392
00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:41,519
[BEEPS]
393
00:22:47,938 --> 00:22:48,939
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGING]
394
00:22:59,717 --> 00:23:00,718
[SIGHS]
395
00:23:02,538 --> 00:23:04,372
- [LESLIE] Oh!
- [REBECCA] Leslie?
396
00:23:04,846 --> 00:23:06,988
- [GRUNTS, PANTS]
- Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
397
00:23:06,999 --> 00:23:09,048
Ah, it's okay. It's not too bad.
398
00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:13,065
Oh! Ah... Oh! Damn. [SIGHS]
399
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:16,690
[SIGHS, BREATHES DEEPLY]
How can I help, Rebecca?
400
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,734
I just need some advice.
401
00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:19,809
Oh. [STAMMERS]
402
00:23:19,809 --> 00:23:21,977
- Keeley didn't text you back?
- She did not.
403
00:23:21,988 --> 00:23:23,290
- Ted?
- Can't find him.
404
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:25,272
- Sassy?
- On a plane with no Wi-Fi.
405
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,316
- Can you imagine that?
- Disgusting.
406
00:23:27,316 --> 00:23:29,809
- How about your mother?
- Are you fucking with me?
407
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:32,643
I am flattered. Okay,
let's do this shit.
408
00:23:34,145 --> 00:23:36,481
Um... [INHALES SHARPLY]
409
00:23:36,492 --> 00:23:38,767
I don't want to be part
of the Akufo League.
410
00:23:38,778 --> 00:23:41,455
Oh, why? Because he's an
emotionally erratic billionaire
411
00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:43,624
with the temperament of one
of those kids in Willy Wonka
412
00:23:43,624 --> 00:23:45,960
that gets murdered at the
chocolate factory? [CHUCKLES]
413
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,717
I don't think that's
what happens, Leslie.
414
00:23:48,786 --> 00:23:52,457
I hate to break it to you, Rebecca,
but those children are dead.
415
00:23:53,342 --> 00:23:57,096
[INHALES SHARPLY] I think the only
reason Rupert has invited me in
416
00:23:57,096 --> 00:24:00,099
is because I'm a woman and
it'll make them look good.
417
00:24:01,513 --> 00:24:03,671
Who cares why Rupert invited you?
418
00:24:03,682 --> 00:24:05,351
You've got a seat at the table.
419
00:24:06,105 --> 00:24:07,606
So go and see what's what.
420
00:24:10,568 --> 00:24:11,694
Hmm?
421
00:24:14,639 --> 00:24:16,290
Thank you, Leslie. [SIGHS]
422
00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:21,120
Oh, and if any of the other people
start disappearing one by one
423
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,309
due to a series of unfortunate accidents
424
00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:25,416
seemingly caused by their own hubris,
425
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:27,376
you get the hell out of
there. Do you hear me?
426
00:24:34,059 --> 00:24:35,269
[SIGHS]
427
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,140
[SUCKS]
428
00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:49,381
[PHONE CHIMES]
429
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:55,517
_
430
00:25:07,282 --> 00:25:08,908
Everything all right, dear?
431
00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:10,711
Everything? Fuck no.
432
00:25:12,107 --> 00:25:14,984
What is it called when you have
the opposite of the Midas touch?
433
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:18,421
- The Midas shits.
- That's it. That's what I have.
434
00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:20,645
Everything I touch turns to shit.
435
00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:23,641
Shit helps things grow, love.
436
00:25:25,018 --> 00:25:26,831
Oy, I'm Keeley. What's your name?
437
00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:32,298
- Mae.
- Mae? I wasn't expecting that.
438
00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,902
- That's a really nice name.
- [CHUCKLES]
439
00:25:34,902 --> 00:25:36,821
- Short for anything?
- Maybe.
440
00:25:37,228 --> 00:25:38,979
And is this your place, Maybe?
441
00:25:39,156 --> 00:25:41,701
[INHALES DEEPLY] Little over 40 years.
442
00:25:42,368 --> 00:25:44,745
Wow, that's impressive.
443
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:48,374
It's hard though, right? Being a boss?
444
00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:50,501
[SCOFFS] It has its moments.
445
00:25:51,414 --> 00:25:52,415
Hmm.
446
00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:55,058
But for some, it's
better to follow your gut
447
00:25:55,356 --> 00:25:58,275
than pretend to be excited
by following someone else's.
448
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:04,357
What would you do if someone
took it all away from you?
449
00:26:06,517 --> 00:26:07,822
Like the man once said,
450
00:26:08,561 --> 00:26:10,479
"Once you make it to
the top of the mountain,
451
00:26:10,479 --> 00:26:13,232
what's left for you but lightning?"
452
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:23,088
Wait, is the lightning a
good thing or a bad thing?
453
00:26:25,748 --> 00:26:28,209
Depends whether you're
ready for it or not.
454
00:26:30,817 --> 00:26:33,195
Now, I'm gonna get you some food.
455
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,152
'Cause I can't have another sad,
skinny girl pass out in my pub.
456
00:26:38,591 --> 00:26:40,051
Fucks me Yelp rating.
457
00:26:40,051 --> 00:26:41,135
[SCOFFS]
458
00:26:43,804 --> 00:26:44,847
[SIGHS]
459
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:00,321
["RED RIGHT HAND" PLAYING]
460
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,679
[GUFFAWING]
461
00:27:35,476 --> 00:27:37,025
[WHISPERS] Bocce balls.
462
00:27:38,484 --> 00:27:41,362
Psst! Psst, psst!
463
00:27:41,362 --> 00:27:43,989
Psst! Psst! Ted!
464
00:27:44,128 --> 00:27:46,130
Ted! Ted!
465
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:54,774
Hey.
466
00:28:20,985 --> 00:28:24,363
- [GASPS] Ah, ye...
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
467
00:28:24,523 --> 00:28:26,003
_
468
00:28:27,746 --> 00:28:28,747
[KNOCKS]
469
00:28:40,963 --> 00:28:42,532
[COMMENTATOR 1] You know,
Lanny, when Mexico
470
00:28:42,542 --> 00:28:43,862
comes up here in our kitchen,
471
00:28:43,873 --> 00:28:45,541
the record books go
right out the window.
472
00:28:45,552 --> 00:28:46,803
[LANNY] Well, for sure, Bruce.
473
00:28:46,814 --> 00:28:49,359
[BRUCE] It's a tough game, but
there's a begrudging mutual respect
474
00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:50,462
between the two teams, hey?
475
00:28:50,473 --> 00:28:53,184
[LANNY] Oh, they go together
like nachos and poutine.
476
00:28:53,184 --> 00:28:55,478
[BRUCE] Oh, now you've made me
hungry. [CHUCKLING] Oh, no.
477
00:28:55,478 --> 00:28:56,604
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
478
00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:59,190
- [LANNY] Oh! Mexico gains possession.
- [COACH BEARD] Here we go!
479
00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:02,735
[BRUCE] Dani Rojas is on the loose,
face-to-face with Van Damme. And...
480
00:29:02,735 --> 00:29:04,779
[ALL] Ooh!
481
00:29:04,779 --> 00:29:07,740
- [PLAYERS EXCLAIMING]
- [LANNY] Oh, no! Right in the nose.
482
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:10,242
[BRUCE] Straight in the sniffer.
That almost seemed deliberate.
483
00:29:10,242 --> 00:29:11,535
Dani kicked the crap out of it too.
484
00:29:11,535 --> 00:29:14,413
[LANNY] Ah, for sure, Bruce. He's a
different fella in a Mexico shirt.
485
00:29:14,413 --> 00:29:16,874
[BRUCE] That's a lot of
blood, for gosh sakes.
486
00:29:16,874 --> 00:29:18,584
I apologize for the
language there, folks.
487
00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:25,132
[PHONE CHIMES]
488
00:29:30,596 --> 00:29:31,597
[CHUCKLES]
489
00:29:37,686 --> 00:29:38,854
[PHONE CHIMES]
490
00:29:42,837 --> 00:29:45,670
_
491
00:29:46,278 --> 00:29:47,488
[SIGHS]
492
00:29:54,829 --> 00:29:55,830
[PHONE BUZZES]
493
00:30:06,294 --> 00:30:07,590
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
494
00:30:09,163 --> 00:30:11,416
Hey. [LAUGHS]
495
00:30:11,429 --> 00:30:13,541
Twins. [LAUGHS]
496
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,516
Fuck's sake.
497
00:30:19,645 --> 00:30:20,646
[GRUNTS]
498
00:30:44,795 --> 00:30:46,005
[PHONE CHIMES]
499
00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:15,743
[SIGHS]
500
00:31:27,546 --> 00:31:28,547
Oh.
501
00:31:31,217 --> 00:31:32,218
[INHALES DEEPLY]
502
00:31:33,844 --> 00:31:34,845
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
503
00:31:48,943 --> 00:31:51,195
[INHALES DEEPLY]
504
00:31:52,113 --> 00:31:55,074
[HISSING]
505
00:32:21,475 --> 00:32:23,519
All right, go on in.
506
00:32:26,897 --> 00:32:29,233
- Have a nice day, Uncle Roy.
- You too.
507
00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:30,234
You look nice.
508
00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:32,737
- Sure.
- Bye!
509
00:32:37,408 --> 00:32:38,534
[SIGHS]
510
00:32:38,534 --> 00:32:39,827
[MS. BOWEN] It's Coach Kent.
511
00:32:43,443 --> 00:32:45,488
- Hello, Ms. Bowen.
- You don't have to call me Ms. Bowen.
512
00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:48,961
- You can use my first name.
- Okay, uh...
513
00:32:49,294 --> 00:32:50,587
You don't know it, do you?
514
00:32:51,672 --> 00:32:52,757
No.
515
00:32:52,757 --> 00:32:55,134
- Leann.
- Hello, Leann.
516
00:32:55,528 --> 00:32:56,737
I like your T-shirt.
517
00:32:57,301 --> 00:32:59,161
You off to protest the Vietnam War?
518
00:33:00,572 --> 00:33:02,866
- Phoebe made it for me.
- Ah.
519
00:33:04,787 --> 00:33:07,177
- You look different.
- [INHALES DEEPLY] Well, yeah.
520
00:33:07,188 --> 00:33:09,899
I don't normally dress
like a fucking clown.
521
00:33:10,016 --> 00:33:11,609
No, I don't mean the
T-shirt. I mean you.
522
00:33:11,609 --> 00:33:14,028
You seem lighter than
the last time I saw you.
523
00:33:14,028 --> 00:33:17,531
Less... [INHALES DEEPLY] ... stuck.
524
00:33:18,055 --> 00:33:20,349
- Stuck?
- Yeah, stuck.
525
00:33:21,719 --> 00:33:22,761
Hold on.
526
00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:27,689
Weren't you flirting with
me last time I saw you?
527
00:33:29,116 --> 00:33:31,237
I teach kids. I don't
mind cleaning up a mess.
528
00:33:31,248 --> 00:33:32,333
[CHUCKLES]
529
00:33:33,093 --> 00:33:35,595
I just hope that mess
didn't cause too much damage.
530
00:33:47,144 --> 00:33:49,897
Fudge.
531
00:33:53,736 --> 00:33:55,735
- It's good to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
532
00:33:59,615 --> 00:34:01,659
[SIGHS]
533
00:34:01,659 --> 00:34:03,869
"I don't mind cleaning
up a mess." [SCOFFS]
534
00:34:03,962 --> 00:34:06,914
- Smooth move, fuckwitch.
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
535
00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:08,457
All right, kids, let's go!
536
00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:14,286
[KEELEY] Hi, Barbara.
537
00:34:14,325 --> 00:34:15,673
That's a nice outfit.
538
00:34:15,693 --> 00:34:18,988
Oh, thank you. Yes. I... I like
clothes that tell the truth.
539
00:34:22,892 --> 00:34:24,143
I got you something.
540
00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:27,431
[CHUCKLES]
541
00:34:34,522 --> 00:34:36,149
Thank you for all your help.
542
00:34:39,757 --> 00:34:43,427
[CHUCKLES] I really wish that we
could have worked together longer.
543
00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:44,650
You're fun.
544
00:34:45,698 --> 00:34:47,727
- I am?
- Yeah.
545
00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:52,459
[SIGHS] Thank you.
546
00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:59,236
It's just that I have
to buy the snow globe,
547
00:34:59,247 --> 00:35:00,688
or it doesn't really count.
548
00:35:00,959 --> 00:35:03,012
Oh. Okay.
549
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:05,892
Um, do you have any cash on you?
550
00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:08,906
Oh, uh, yes. [CHUCKLES]
551
00:35:10,603 --> 00:35:12,059
It was actually 60 quid.
552
00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,155
Oh.
553
00:35:14,356 --> 00:35:17,521
Hmm, I think you paid
a bit too much there.
554
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:18,909
[KEELEY CHUCKLES]
555
00:35:22,769 --> 00:35:23,937
Thank you for this.
556
00:35:26,463 --> 00:35:27,464
You're welcome.
557
00:35:29,288 --> 00:35:30,790
Uh, I'm gonna need the receipt.
558
00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:35,336
- Of course. Um, can I email it to you?
- Yeah, email's great.
559
00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:37,004
- Sooner the better.
- I'll get on it.
560
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,172
[BARBARA CLEARS THROAT]
561
00:36:03,124 --> 00:36:06,064
[MARIA] Nathan, your father and I
are headed to the farmers' market
562
00:36:06,075 --> 00:36:07,261
for a few hours.
563
00:36:07,272 --> 00:36:09,316
We love you, sweetheart.
564
00:36:20,272 --> 00:36:21,675
Hello, there. Good morning.
565
00:36:23,631 --> 00:36:24,958
- Ah. Hello, madam.
- Hello there.
566
00:36:24,969 --> 00:36:27,138
- Can I take your coat?
- Oh, yes, absolutely.
567
00:36:28,997 --> 00:36:30,301
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
568
00:36:32,578 --> 00:36:33,698
[ALL LAUGHING]
569
00:36:33,709 --> 00:36:36,230
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
570
00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:37,690
[RUPERT] Hello, Rebecca.
571
00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:40,339
Ah. Rupert.
572
00:36:40,772 --> 00:36:43,733
Thank you for accepting my invitation.
573
00:36:44,339 --> 00:36:46,646
How could I resist the chance
of having a bunch of old men
574
00:36:46,657 --> 00:36:47,805
speak directly to my chest?
575
00:36:47,816 --> 00:36:49,192
[LAUGHING]
576
00:36:50,654 --> 00:36:53,044
Mr. Mannion... [PANTS]
... you left your phone in the car.
577
00:36:53,055 --> 00:36:54,098
[RUPERT] Oh!
578
00:36:54,198 --> 00:36:56,909
And your fecalist emailed your results.
579
00:36:57,474 --> 00:36:59,977
Two big thumbs up...
[CHUCKLES] ... as expected.
580
00:37:00,534 --> 00:37:01,540
Wonderful.
581
00:37:02,173 --> 00:37:05,009
Ms. Bread, uh, Rebecca Welton.
582
00:37:05,009 --> 00:37:08,054
Rebecca, this is my
assistant, Ms. Bread.
583
00:37:09,117 --> 00:37:10,369
Nice to meet you.
584
00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:18,030
Oh, excuse me. [CHUCKLING]
585
00:37:22,446 --> 00:37:24,323
- New assistant?
- Yeah.
586
00:37:25,462 --> 00:37:28,215
What happened to the
corporate pixie dream girl?
587
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,917
Oh. [SCOFFS] Skewed. Dramatic.
588
00:37:33,853 --> 00:37:35,187
- Shall we?
- Yes.
589
00:37:38,302 --> 00:37:40,685
So, gentlemen, hello.
590
00:37:40,696 --> 00:37:44,965
I believe most of you know
Rebecca, owner of AFC Richmond.
591
00:37:44,965 --> 00:37:47,676
Oh. It's been my title
since we got divorced,
592
00:37:47,676 --> 00:37:49,220
and I took the only thing he ever loved.
593
00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,555
- [ALL LAUGHING]
- [CLUB OWNER] Wonderful.
594
00:37:53,512 --> 00:37:55,114
- Rebecca.
- Hello, Robert.
595
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,478
When Rupert told me you
were joining us today,
596
00:37:57,478 --> 00:37:59,855
- I was truly excited.
- Oh.
597
00:37:59,855 --> 00:38:05,083
Then when you walked in, in
that outfit, I remember why.
598
00:38:05,332 --> 00:38:06,667
- [RUPERT, ROBERT CHUCKLING]
- [DOOR OPENS]
599
00:38:07,393 --> 00:38:10,474
[LAUGHS] Greetings to you all!
600
00:38:10,485 --> 00:38:12,326
And thank you for coming.
601
00:38:12,337 --> 00:38:13,922
[CLICKS TONGUE] Uh, Francis.
602
00:38:17,465 --> 00:38:18,466
Eh.
603
00:38:20,437 --> 00:38:22,200
- Rebecca.
- Mr. Akufo,
604
00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:24,213
how wonderful to see you again.
605
00:38:24,213 --> 00:38:26,924
- Yes, I'm very glad that you are here.
- Ah.
606
00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:30,705
It's nice to not be the only
minority in the room, eh?
607
00:38:32,912 --> 00:38:38,250
Gentlemen and lady, I'm sure you're
all very anxious to get started.
608
00:38:38,853 --> 00:38:41,230
But as my father would say,
609
00:38:41,482 --> 00:38:44,770
"Never talk business
on an empty stomach."
610
00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:47,230
So... [SNAPS FINGERS]
611
00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:53,690
Please take your seats and let us
enjoy some delicious Ghanaian bites
612
00:38:53,701 --> 00:38:56,162
as well as some Chicago-style hot dogs,
613
00:38:56,162 --> 00:38:59,832
as enjoyed by the likes of Scottie
Pippen, Obama and Ferris Bueller.
614
00:38:59,985 --> 00:39:01,069
Please.
615
00:39:02,957 --> 00:39:05,076
Yes, please. Please sit
down. Sit down. Sit down.
616
00:39:05,087 --> 00:39:07,173
["LIGHT" PLAYING]
617
00:40:30,105 --> 00:40:31,106
Thanks.
618
00:40:35,678 --> 00:40:36,679
[SONG ENDS]
619
00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:44,103
So, now that our bellies are
full, let us talk business.
620
00:40:44,103 --> 00:40:47,898
But first, there is one
thing to take care of.
621
00:40:55,823 --> 00:40:56,824
[SWALLOWS]
622
00:41:00,077 --> 00:41:01,078
[THUDDING]
623
00:41:01,687 --> 00:41:02,897
[SIGHS]
624
00:41:02,997 --> 00:41:06,208
It's okay. I will leave now.
625
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:08,134
Yeah... Yeah, no, thank you, Nicolay.
626
00:41:08,144 --> 00:41:11,879
- It's just easier for everybody...
- No, no. I get it.
627
00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:14,059
It's just the whole Russia thing.
628
00:41:14,070 --> 00:41:16,219
You know, it's not a
good look right now.
629
00:41:16,802 --> 00:41:19,096
- [DOOR BANGS]
- You... It's... It's... It's a "pull."
630
00:41:19,096 --> 00:41:21,432
- [BANGING CONTINUES]
- [EDWIN] You have to pull. It's a...
631
00:41:21,432 --> 00:41:23,567
It's a... You're pu... You're pushing.
632
00:41:23,577 --> 00:41:25,561
It's a pu... You have to pull the door.
633
00:41:25,561 --> 00:41:27,769
- What you're doing is obviously w...
- [BANGING CONTINUES]
634
00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:30,074
- You're pushing, and you have to pull.
- [NICOLAY GROANS, MUTTERING]
635
00:41:30,191 --> 00:41:32,144
There. [STAMMERS] Okay, goodbye.
636
00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:34,820
Okay, gentlemen. And one woman.
637
00:41:35,131 --> 00:41:39,825
I invited you here to tell
you about the Akufo League.
638
00:41:39,825 --> 00:41:44,997
A global football league made
up of only the best teams.
639
00:41:44,997 --> 00:41:47,739
Yes, it will cost the fans a bit more,
640
00:41:47,749 --> 00:41:50,461
and some may not be able to afford it.
641
00:41:50,461 --> 00:41:54,757
But those who can will
see the cream of the crop.
642
00:41:54,997 --> 00:41:58,000
Each matchup, a clash of titans.
643
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,872
- Each game, an undry dream.
- Mmm.
644
00:42:02,325 --> 00:42:06,163
Now, in the beginning,
some people will hate it
645
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,961
because some people hate change.
646
00:42:09,451 --> 00:42:13,789
But remember, at one time,
we only rode horses...
647
00:42:13,943 --> 00:42:16,737
- [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm.
- ... and hated the idea of automobiles.
648
00:42:16,737 --> 00:42:19,867
- [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm.
- Now we can't live without our cars,
649
00:42:19,878 --> 00:42:23,577
and the hot dogs we just
ate are 85% horse meat.
650
00:42:23,577 --> 00:42:26,747
- [CLUB OWNERS GROAN]
- Change is inevitable.
651
00:42:27,138 --> 00:42:29,583
Why should football not change?
652
00:42:29,804 --> 00:42:31,460
Why should it not evolve?
653
00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:35,464
Why should your profits
not grow exponentially?
654
00:42:35,464 --> 00:42:37,174
[CLUB OWNERS MURMUR]
655
00:42:38,005 --> 00:42:42,259
Yes, the fans will
protest. They will whine.
656
00:42:42,346 --> 00:42:46,100
They will make up mean-spirited
but admittedly clever parody songs
657
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:49,895
using our surnames and sing them
outside the buildings that we own.
658
00:42:50,403 --> 00:42:56,617
But in time, they will come to
embrace the superior product.
659
00:42:57,042 --> 00:43:01,574
Just as we have all
embraced the automobile...
660
00:43:01,574 --> 00:43:03,159
[CLUB OWNERS] Mmm.
661
00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:05,327
- ... the smartphone...
- [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm.
662
00:43:05,904 --> 00:43:08,528
- ... the squatty potty.
- [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm.
663
00:43:09,081 --> 00:43:13,281
The Akufo League is
the future of football.
664
00:43:13,985 --> 00:43:16,070
And the future is now.
665
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,064
[SNAPS FINGERS]
666
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,931
Francis will pass out the
667
00:43:20,941 --> 00:43:23,304
- projections for the first five years.
- Thank you.
668
00:43:23,304 --> 00:43:26,974
- Please take a moment to peruse.
- [CELL PHONE BUZZES]
669
00:43:30,322 --> 00:43:32,024
_
670
00:43:32,035 --> 00:43:34,514
_
671
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:38,880
Thank you.
672
00:43:41,491 --> 00:43:42,753
[SOFTLY] Thank you.
673
00:43:42,948 --> 00:43:43,949
Hmm.
674
00:43:58,047 --> 00:43:59,340
[DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING]
675
00:44:04,762 --> 00:44:06,055
[EXHALES DEEPLY] Okay.
676
00:44:14,230 --> 00:44:16,232
[MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING]
677
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,330
[VIOLIN PLAYING CONTINUES]
678
00:44:31,330 --> 00:44:33,416
[OWNERS CHATTERING]
679
00:44:36,638 --> 00:44:38,203
- Yeah.
- Yes.
680
00:44:38,214 --> 00:44:42,302
Well, makes sense to me. I'm in.
681
00:44:42,857 --> 00:44:44,191
Wonderful.
682
00:44:44,489 --> 00:44:45,991
[RUPERT CHUCKLES]
683
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:52,826
Rebecca, what do you think?
684
00:44:56,457 --> 00:44:58,542
Is this a fucking joke?
685
00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:01,868
Excuse me?
686
00:45:14,315 --> 00:45:17,427
What do you think you're
doing? Just stop it!
687
00:45:19,319 --> 00:45:21,863
I mean, how much more money
do any of you really need?
688
00:45:24,345 --> 00:45:28,054
Why would you ever consider
taking something away from people
689
00:45:28,054 --> 00:45:30,347
that means so much to them?
690
00:45:30,993 --> 00:45:32,411
This isn't a game.
691
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,567
Football isn't just a game.
692
00:45:36,606 --> 00:45:38,817
[COMMENTATOR 1] England
dominating. No surprise.
693
00:45:38,898 --> 00:45:41,150
[REBECCA] It's one of those
amazing things in life
694
00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:44,638
that can make you feel
shit one moment...
695
00:45:44,649 --> 00:45:45,923
[COMMENTATOR 2] You'd expect Southgate
696
00:45:45,933 --> 00:45:47,448
to be looking at his bench about now,
697
00:45:47,448 --> 00:45:49,518
- and we do have a substitution.
- [PLAYERS CHEERING, CHATTERING]
698
00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:52,776
AFC Richmond's Jamie Tartt
winning his first cap for England.
699
00:45:52,787 --> 00:45:53,792
[ALL CHATTERING, CHEERING]
700
00:45:53,803 --> 00:45:56,467
[COMMENTATOR 2] An unforgettable
moment and well-earned.
701
00:45:57,131 --> 00:46:00,718
[REBECCA] And then, like it's
Christmas morning the next.
702
00:46:00,878 --> 00:46:02,171
[COMMENTATOR 2] Tartt's wearing 24,
703
00:46:02,171 --> 00:46:05,883
a nod to his Richmond teammate,
the spectacular Sam Obisanya.
704
00:46:05,883 --> 00:46:07,298
[REBECCA] It has the ability to make
705
00:46:07,308 --> 00:46:10,177
heroes and villains
out of ordinary men.
706
00:46:11,889 --> 00:46:13,891
[PLAYING MUSIC]
707
00:46:19,872 --> 00:46:22,416
[REBECCA] People love this game.
708
00:46:22,798 --> 00:46:25,150
My father loved this game.
709
00:46:25,753 --> 00:46:28,088
You all used to love this game.
710
00:46:28,717 --> 00:46:29,927
I'm sure of it.
711
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:40,572
I knew this little boy.
Working-class. From Richmond.
712
00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:47,091
And he loved football so much,
he used to sneak into the matches
713
00:46:47,091 --> 00:46:50,344
because his family just
couldn't afford the tickets.
714
00:46:51,614 --> 00:46:55,506
And one afternoon,
he finally got caught.
715
00:46:57,951 --> 00:46:59,906
And the security guard
716
00:46:59,932 --> 00:47:03,065
smacked him round the face,
knocked him on the ground.
717
00:47:03,076 --> 00:47:04,536
[RUPERT CHUCKLES]
718
00:47:05,726 --> 00:47:09,772
But that little boy stood up, smiled,
719
00:47:11,305 --> 00:47:14,027
kicked the security guard
in the bollocks and ran away.
720
00:47:14,971 --> 00:47:16,557
Never to return.
721
00:47:17,286 --> 00:47:22,440
Until 25 years later, when he
walked in and bought the entire club.
722
00:47:24,153 --> 00:47:26,864
And on his first day as owner,
723
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:30,086
he went and found that
same security guard
724
00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:33,774
and gave him a pay rise
without any explanation.
725
00:47:37,656 --> 00:47:42,619
Just because we own these teams
doesn't mean they belong to us.
726
00:47:46,775 --> 00:47:49,309
And I don't want to
be part of something
727
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,532
that could possibly
destroy this beautiful game.
728
00:47:55,047 --> 00:47:59,413
Because I would hate for all those
little kids and grown-ups out there
729
00:47:59,413 --> 00:48:06,253
to ever lose access to that beautiful,
passionate part of themselves.
730
00:48:10,572 --> 00:48:12,574
What a lovely speech.
731
00:48:16,516 --> 00:48:21,526
Now, who wants to make a
lot of money? [CHUCKLES] Eh?
732
00:48:22,603 --> 00:48:24,605
[SIGHS]
733
00:48:33,293 --> 00:48:36,672
[BOTH LAUGHING]
734
00:48:44,279 --> 00:48:47,240
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
735
00:48:47,251 --> 00:48:49,337
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
736
00:48:55,473 --> 00:48:57,017
Jesus fucking Christ!
737
00:48:58,388 --> 00:48:59,973
Hey, sorry.
738
00:49:01,089 --> 00:49:02,257
I thought you'd gone out.
739
00:49:02,268 --> 00:49:06,105
I did. But my acid reflux started
playing up, so I came home.
740
00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:08,821
I didn't know you had acid reflux.
741
00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:10,648
I don't.
742
00:49:11,191 --> 00:49:13,777
But your mother knows
I like my alone time.
743
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,283
Oh, sorry... sorry if I disturbed you.
744
00:49:18,224 --> 00:49:20,432
[STAMMERS] No, no, not at all.
745
00:49:22,222 --> 00:49:23,807
I really miss hearing you play.
746
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:27,251
[EXHALES SHARPLY] You do?
747
00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:28,457
Of course.
748
00:49:30,019 --> 00:49:31,770
Thought you hated it when I played.
749
00:49:33,393 --> 00:49:35,067
Why on earth would you think that?
750
00:49:35,078 --> 00:49:38,915
[SCOFFS] 'Cause you literally
said that to me once, Dad.
751
00:49:39,145 --> 00:49:41,092
You said I wouldn't practice enough.
752
00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:44,690
How I was squandering my
potential and wasting my privilege.
753
00:49:47,063 --> 00:49:50,422
[SIGHS] You were given
opportunities I never had,
754
00:49:50,974 --> 00:49:53,255
and so I expected a lot from you.
755
00:49:55,032 --> 00:49:56,826
Well, it scared the shit out of me.
756
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,368
I know that now.
757
00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:01,593
And I'm sorry.
758
00:50:03,873 --> 00:50:06,083
I didn't know how to parent a genius.
759
00:50:08,389 --> 00:50:09,390
What?
760
00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:11,629
A genius.
761
00:50:13,063 --> 00:50:14,273
You're brilliant, Son.
762
00:50:15,872 --> 00:50:18,415
You've always seen things
other people couldn't,
763
00:50:18,453 --> 00:50:20,015
and that's a blessing.
764
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:24,790
Yet I know it must also be a curse too.
765
00:50:27,201 --> 00:50:28,202
But you're right.
766
00:50:30,316 --> 00:50:33,319
I pushed you to be the best
at everything, even at violin.
767
00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:37,696
'Cause I thought
that's what I had to do.
768
00:50:39,506 --> 00:50:40,882
I thought that's what you wanted.
769
00:50:43,742 --> 00:50:46,620
I just... I just liked playing.
770
00:50:49,311 --> 00:50:51,896
Nathan, be successful,
don't be successful.
771
00:50:52,938 --> 00:50:54,565
I never cared about any of that.
772
00:50:56,285 --> 00:50:58,162
I just want my son to be happy.
773
00:51:13,566 --> 00:51:14,567
[SIGHS]
774
00:51:26,912 --> 00:51:29,623
Well, that was all very interesting.
775
00:51:29,623 --> 00:51:31,500
- [REBECCA CHUCKLES]
- Lunch soon?
776
00:51:31,593 --> 00:51:33,426
- Yeah, sure.
- Rebecca,
777
00:51:34,186 --> 00:51:36,841
you still look lovely. [CHUCKLES]
778
00:51:39,486 --> 00:51:40,695
You know... [SIGHS]
779
00:51:40,706 --> 00:51:43,793
... the last time I saw you
two alone in a room together,
780
00:51:44,359 --> 00:51:46,277
was right after your wedding.
781
00:51:48,211 --> 00:51:50,588
You really wanted me
to leave. [CHUCKLING]
782
00:51:56,093 --> 00:51:59,180
Hey, remember when we, uh...
783
00:51:59,673 --> 00:52:02,887
we both snuck into a
Richmond game together?
784
00:52:03,057 --> 00:52:04,058
I do.
785
00:52:04,762 --> 00:52:06,566
Although you were the owner of the club,
786
00:52:06,577 --> 00:52:10,539
- so the stakes were a little bit lower.
- [CHUCKLES]
787
00:52:10,539 --> 00:52:13,959
Oh... Oh, you got, um... M-May I?
788
00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:16,170
- Oh, yeah.
- [STAMMERS]
789
00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,293
[GRUNTS]
790
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:19,918
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
791
00:52:20,813 --> 00:52:23,357
- [SIGHS]
- [INHALES DEEPLY] Hmm.
792
00:52:26,252 --> 00:52:27,462
Rupert.
793
00:52:57,673 --> 00:53:00,676
- Oi, what you doing there?
- Jesus fucking Christ!
794
00:53:01,242 --> 00:53:02,952
Look at you in color.
795
00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:05,973
- What are you doing here?
- I live here.
796
00:53:06,262 --> 00:53:07,847
But it's the middle of the day.
797
00:53:09,058 --> 00:53:10,101
What's that?
798
00:53:11,447 --> 00:53:12,990
It's for... uh, it's for you.
799
00:53:13,265 --> 00:53:14,266
Oh.
800
00:53:17,465 --> 00:53:20,435
- You don't have to look now. You can...
- I don't mind.
801
00:53:21,277 --> 00:53:22,445
[INHALES DEEPLY]
802
00:53:35,217 --> 00:53:37,260
I still can't read your handwriting.
803
00:53:43,632 --> 00:53:44,800
[INHALES DEEPLY]
804
00:53:48,408 --> 00:53:51,995
"Dear Keeley, I want
you to know something.
805
00:53:53,077 --> 00:53:57,414
You never did anything
wrong. It was all me.
806
00:53:59,184 --> 00:54:02,646
I was stuck. Stuck in my own shit.
807
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,239
And I didn't wanna cause you any
harm with it, so I pulled away.
808
00:54:09,490 --> 00:54:10,866
But you are..."
809
00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:24,048
You are and always will
be Keeley fucking Jones.
810
00:54:28,541 --> 00:54:30,335
And if I ever did anything...
811
00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:35,309
anything at all...
812
00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,995
that made you feel
like that wasn't true...
813
00:54:40,171 --> 00:54:41,548
I'm so sorry.
814
00:54:45,272 --> 00:54:46,440
I love you.
815
00:54:53,052 --> 00:54:55,558
"Sincerely yours, Roy Kent. XOXO."
816
00:54:55,996 --> 00:54:58,624
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
817
00:55:03,527 --> 00:55:05,154
You are the only Roy I know.
818
00:55:05,731 --> 00:55:08,942
- Well, I didn't want to assume.
- Hmm, no.
819
00:55:14,181 --> 00:55:16,183
["GOLDEN STAR" PLAYING]
820
00:55:17,977 --> 00:55:18,978
Thank you.
821
00:55:28,863 --> 00:55:29,864
Okay.
822
00:55:39,290 --> 00:55:41,292
[NATHAN CHUCKLES]
823
00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:42,501
Ooh.
824
00:55:44,199 --> 00:55:45,200
I win.
825
00:55:46,422 --> 00:55:48,591
- [LLOYD] Come on.
- [MARIA CHUCKLES]
826
00:55:48,591 --> 00:55:51,844
- [ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- [MARIA] Come on.
827
00:55:53,596 --> 00:55:55,222
- [MARIA] Oh.
- [LLOYD, NATHAN CHUCKLING]
828
00:55:55,222 --> 00:55:56,599
[DOORBELL RINGS]
829
00:55:57,881 --> 00:55:58,882
[KNOCKING]
830
00:56:02,855 --> 00:56:04,607
[GASPS, SCREAMS] Have you been shot?
831
00:56:04,607 --> 00:56:07,151
I just convinced a roomful
of Rupert's dickhead friends
832
00:56:07,151 --> 00:56:08,817
to pull out of the Akufo League.
833
00:56:08,828 --> 00:56:11,883
- Oh, no!
- Oh, no, it's very good. Hug me.
834
00:56:11,894 --> 00:56:14,492
- Oh, yes! Oh, I'm so proud of you!
- [CHUCKLES]
835
00:56:14,492 --> 00:56:16,410
Oh! Even though I don't totally get it.
836
00:56:16,410 --> 00:56:18,329
Thank you. Wait.
837
00:56:18,589 --> 00:56:21,415
Now that I know that you're actually
alive, I'm very cross with you.
838
00:56:21,415 --> 00:56:22,792
Where the hell have you been?
839
00:56:24,492 --> 00:56:26,244
And they just pulled your funding?
840
00:56:26,337 --> 00:56:30,285
- Mmm.
- Arseholes. Why didn't you tell me?
841
00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:33,174
Well, I couldn't find the right time.
842
00:56:34,044 --> 00:56:35,669
And the right way.
843
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,334
And I didn't want to.
844
00:56:39,486 --> 00:56:41,488
Well, they are idiots.
845
00:56:41,655 --> 00:56:44,575
Because you, Keeley
Jones, are a bloody marvel.
846
00:56:44,848 --> 00:56:46,266
Hmm.
847
00:56:47,622 --> 00:56:49,082
How much money were they putting in?
848
00:56:49,837 --> 00:56:53,043
No. I'm not letting
you do that. It's a lot.
849
00:56:53,054 --> 00:56:56,349
Oh, shut up. My money, my
choice. Come on, tell me.
850
00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:04,851
What are you doing?
851
00:57:04,862 --> 00:57:07,364
This is how they do it in the movies.
852
00:57:16,335 --> 00:57:17,795
Are you joking?
853
00:57:18,306 --> 00:57:19,346
I told you.
854
00:57:20,429 --> 00:57:22,710
I think I have that
much money on me in cash.
855
00:57:22,877 --> 00:57:24,378
- No.
- Yes.
856
00:57:24,518 --> 00:57:26,061
- No!
- Yes.
857
00:57:26,964 --> 00:57:28,716
- Thank you!
- [CHUCKLES]
858
00:57:30,167 --> 00:57:31,377
[INHALES DEEPLY]
859
00:57:31,444 --> 00:57:34,190
- Rupert tried to kiss me.
- What?
860
00:57:35,271 --> 00:57:38,403
- Did your lips touch?
- No, I pulled back straightaway.
861
00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:39,544
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
862
00:57:39,555 --> 00:57:43,726
[INHALES SHARPLY] And I just looked
at him and made it all so clear.
863
00:57:43,831 --> 00:57:45,332
- [KEELEY] Mmm.
- [SIGHS]
864
00:57:45,512 --> 00:57:49,141
- Babe, that's huge.
- Mmm.
865
00:57:50,421 --> 00:57:52,936
Jesus. Can you
imagine if you fell for it,
866
00:57:52,946 --> 00:57:54,925
and you got back with Rupert?
867
00:57:55,098 --> 00:57:59,430
After all that floppy cock has
done, you would have to be insane.
868
00:57:59,584 --> 00:58:02,266
You would have to be at the
bottom of your emotional barrel
869
00:58:02,266 --> 00:58:05,186
to do something that
dumb, right? [CHUCKLES]
870
00:58:19,341 --> 00:58:20,426
Hi.
871
00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:39,887
[SNIFFS]
872
00:58:54,788 --> 00:58:55,789
[CHUCKLES]
873
00:59:00,432 --> 00:59:01,850
[NATHAN] Thanks, Renee.
874
00:59:07,873 --> 00:59:09,458
We've done some restructuring,
875
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:12,867
but KJPR would still love to help you
876
00:59:12,877 --> 00:59:16,090
take your sunglasses global, Ms. Jayye.
877
00:59:18,025 --> 00:59:22,440
Ooh, I would maybe say
"ambitious nightmare" over "crazy."
878
00:59:22,451 --> 00:59:25,079
But, uh, yes, we have
parted ways with Shandy.
879
00:59:25,513 --> 00:59:29,976
Okay. Of course. Great.
Yeah, talk to you soon.
880
00:59:30,878 --> 00:59:33,714
- [GASPS] Nice. Okay.
- Ms. Jones.
881
00:59:36,844 --> 00:59:39,514
Barbara, hi. What are you doing here?
882
00:59:41,337 --> 00:59:44,299
I need to give this back to you.
883
00:59:48,162 --> 00:59:50,416
I've given Jack my resignation,
884
00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:54,920
and I only buy a snow
globe when I leave a job.
885
00:59:56,618 --> 00:59:59,288
I mean, th-that is, i-if
you're looking for a CFO.
886
00:59:59,347 --> 01:00:01,677
- I mean, I... I might not... It's...
- [KEELEY SQUEALS]
887
01:00:01,677 --> 01:00:03,763
["DONE DID ME NO GOOD" PLAYING]
888
01:00:07,561 --> 01:00:08,729
[CHUCKLES]
889
01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:12,947
Would you mind loosening your grip?
890
01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:15,524
'Cause I need to get the
receipt so you can reimburse me.
891
01:00:15,524 --> 01:00:16,901
Thank you.
892
01:00:19,653 --> 01:00:21,238
[CHUCKLES]
893
01:00:21,238 --> 01:00:22,823
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
894
01:00:22,823 --> 01:00:24,700
[SAM CHUCKLES]
895
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:28,121
How are you?
896
01:00:34,706 --> 01:00:36,021
Hola, amigo.
897
01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:38,286
Ho... Hola. [CHUCKLES]
898
01:00:38,297 --> 01:00:39,965
How's your nose feeling, man?
899
01:00:41,184 --> 01:00:42,217
It feels broken.
900
01:00:44,284 --> 01:00:45,820
It was such a crazy game, right?
901
01:00:46,367 --> 01:00:47,973
I mean, yeah. Yeah, it was.
902
01:00:47,973 --> 01:00:50,226
[CHUCKLES] So many memories.
903
01:00:50,696 --> 01:00:51,796
[LAUGHS]
904
01:00:51,983 --> 01:00:55,711
He saved the ball with his nose.
Top ten moments in sports history.
905
01:00:55,722 --> 01:00:57,441
- You good?
- Hey. Yeah, not bad.
906
01:00:57,441 --> 01:00:59,527
[CHATTERING CONTINUES]
907
01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:22,988
So where are you from originally?
908
01:01:23,676 --> 01:01:24,799
None of your business.
909
01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:27,396
Yeah. Yeah, it is a bit personal.
910
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:30,182
- [COACH BEARD GRUNTS, WHINES]
- [TRENT] Hmm?
911
01:01:30,182 --> 01:01:31,723
[COACH BEARD GRUNTS]
912
01:01:41,270 --> 01:01:42,954
- [GRUNTS]
- [GRUNTS]
913
01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:44,050
[TRENT] Hmm.
914
01:01:47,828 --> 01:01:48,829
Hmm.
915
01:01:50,012 --> 01:01:51,013
Hmm.
916
01:01:55,329 --> 01:01:56,656
I'm from Peoria.
917
01:02:02,089 --> 01:02:04,467
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
918
01:02:05,092 --> 01:02:06,637
- [KNOCKING]
- Morning, boss.
919
01:02:06,648 --> 01:02:08,262
Ah, good morning, Ted.
920
01:02:08,262 --> 01:02:10,973
Oh, that's cool! Did you draw that?
921
01:02:12,334 --> 01:02:14,007
No, Ted, that's a David Hockney.
922
01:02:14,018 --> 01:02:15,978
Oh, well, he's a very
talented little boy.
923
01:02:15,978 --> 01:02:17,638
- [CHUCKLES]
- There you go.
924
01:02:20,548 --> 01:02:25,177
Ted, I want to share something with
you that I've realized recently.
925
01:02:25,237 --> 01:02:27,955
How weird it is that Margherita
pizza doesn't have alcohol in it?
926
01:02:27,966 --> 01:02:29,058
I'm with you, sister.
927
01:02:29,076 --> 01:02:33,790
No, Ted. I've realized I no
longer care if I beat Rupert.
928
01:02:34,247 --> 01:02:35,749
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
929
01:02:36,673 --> 01:02:38,174
I mean, I still want to win.
930
01:02:39,151 --> 01:02:40,403
But for all of us.
931
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,128
For Richmond.
932
01:02:44,448 --> 01:02:47,284
[CHUCKLES] I wanna win for us too.
933
01:02:52,787 --> 01:02:54,934
It just feels like it's
ceremonial at this point.
934
01:02:54,934 --> 01:02:57,056
As long as none of that
tree piss gets in my mouth,
935
01:02:57,066 --> 01:02:58,640
I'm actually okay with it.
936
01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:06,445
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