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Dan, hey, I was just calling
to follow up on my paychecks
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and where they could all possibly be.
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I know, Care. I'm all over it.
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I've been riding those guys
in payroll like it's a porno.
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Yeah, well, do you think you
could "ride them" a little harder?
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I'm, like, $200 short on rent,
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which is crazy because I
host, like, 1,000 things.
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Okay. I'm walking down
to payroll right now.
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But hey, in the meantime,
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I got something to make you feel better.
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I got you a cameo.
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Whoa! What... what's the...
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Gotta run. Check your email soon.
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Hey, guess what?
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My agent just booked me a cameo.
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Care, that's awesome!
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Well, now we both have
something to celebrate.
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Mom just became the number
one attraction on TripAdvisor.
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She's above 9/11.
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I don't think they call it that.
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But how?
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Those meet and greets I
started fully by accident,
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they're a huge hit.
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So cheers to us.
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Oh.
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I have to go. I have
a meeting with Shuli.
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God, it never ends.
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But lunch is on me 'cause...
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corporate card.
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- Ooh.
- Let me just find the...
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What?
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Hey, Cary, it's Ian Ziering.
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Your agent just wanted to say
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he knows you haven't
gotten any checks in weeks,
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and he's sorry about
that, but he's on it.
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He's been riding those guys
in payroll like it's a porno
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and he hopes this Cameo
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will make you feel
better in the meantime.
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- What are you watching?
- Oh.
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- It's nothing. It's just...
- Okay.
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Well, congrats on the cameo.
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They have my card, so
order whatever you want.
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Oh, and if they ask,
you're my assistant.
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Anyway, don't forget to catch
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my next big Syfy movie,
"Frogpocalypse Now."
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Well, we were right
about Chase's next move.
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His blond video got 100
million views in a week!
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Yeah!
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- The kids really ate that up.
- Yeah. Thank God.
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I mean, that was even
bigger than any of his videos
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with actual singing in them.
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Which means Chase is
now such a famous singer
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that he doesn't even need to sing.
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He can just be like Rihanna
or Justin Timberlake.
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Yeah I mean, Justin never sings anymore.
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And when he does, it actually
hurts his singing career.
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Ugh, remember his last album?
He went rogue on that one.
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Yeah, that album almost
made him not a singer.
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Because people don't need
that from him anymore.
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And they don't need it from Chase.
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So instead, we're gonna use the time
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that Chase used to be singing
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to build his singing
empire in other ways.
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What's his MySpace?
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What's his Trolls? What's
his undrinkable tequila?
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God, this is so smart, Shuli.
Thanks for figuring that out.
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It's what we do.
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And we're glad to have you
on the team, aren't we, guys?
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Oh, and I hired her,
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so that clapping is also for me.
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Just ask your brother
for money, or your mom,
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or, I guess, even Brooke now.
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Absolutely not. I'm almost 30.
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I don't want people to know I'm broke
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because I'm waiting on
money from Bagel Bites TV.
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Well, I mean, I could probably
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get you a job here if you want.
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Thanks, but I can't go backwards.
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Okay, rude.
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It doesn't have to be full-time.
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You can just work here
for a day and quit,
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like Jesse Metcalfe did last month.
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Or, wait, you should do Cameo.
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You're a D-list celebrity
who can't pay rent.
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That's what it's for.
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- Okay, rude.
- Hey, I love Cameo.
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I use it all the time.
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Last year, I made Candace Cameron
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come out to my aunt for me.
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Isn't she, like, super Christian?
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Yeah, but she also needs money.
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And that's the beauty of Cameo.
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I guess I could, like, charge
$100, do two, and then get off?
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$100?
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Who do you think you are? Tom Arnold?
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Uh-uh, no. You are, like...
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$18, max.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, first up, guys,
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as I was telling Brooke earlier,
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Chase will be guest-editing
this month's issue of "Vogue."
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When were you telling her that?
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Oh, I just got here a second before you,
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and she mentioned it.
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Oh, of course.
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What is your game, girl?
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And because of that, he's been invited
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to an exclusive "Vogue" party tonight,
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where they'll be
unveiling the newest Hadid.
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Oh, my God. It's not
just Bella and Gigi?
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No; apparently, there's a third one
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whose features hadn't
settled in until now.
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And they're having a first-look party
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of her face and body
for industry insiders.
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Well, oh, count me out.
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Pat doesn't have a show tomorrow,
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so I'm finally taking
my lady out for dinner.
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Who needs a Hadid when you got a Dubek?
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Uh, it's fine. I don't need you to go.
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I put Brooke on the list.
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Uh, wait, what?
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I get to go, and my
name will be on the list?
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Yes.
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So, like, when I get there,
I'll say, "Brooke Dubek,"
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they'll say, "Okay,"
and I'll just walk in?
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Yes.
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I mean, I could push the date
if I have to be there too.
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We only need one of you to go.
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Plus, Brooke is more...
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visually preferable
for events like this.
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- The party starts at 6:00.
- Oh, perfect.
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Well, I have a call for Pat's
new digital aftershow at 6:00,
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but I'll just take it there.
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What call? Now there's a call?
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Oh, it's literally nothing.
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They said they just needed one of us,
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so I figured I'd take care of it.
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Thank you, Shuli.
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I was really feeling
like I needed a night out.
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So you don't need me for
the party or the call?
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Looks like Brooke can do it all.
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She can't fuck her mom! So...
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Okay, I think we're done here.
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Cary, guess what?
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I am on the list for a
dope-ass "Vogue" party tonight.
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Oh, cool.
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Yeah, perks of being a manager.
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You can be my plus one.
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All you have to do is just say my name.
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They will have it, and you're in.
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Yeah, that's how that goes.
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I actually can't tonight, though.
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I have work.
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Oh, boo! Well, get that coin, honey.
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Hey, Lisa, Cary Dubek here.
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Your mom just wanted
to say congratulations
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on getting your braces off,
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and she thinks 42 is
really gonna be your year.
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Hey, Mary, Cary Dubek here.
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Happy 14th birthday.
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You're one old miniature schnauzer.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Mario... hey.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
I thought you had work drinks.
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I do. Who's Mario?
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He's my cousin.
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Mario Dubek.
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Yeah, okay. Have fun.
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Yeah, I'm in for the
night, just doing nothing.
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Okay, you too.
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Have fun talking...
to your cousin Mario.
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Hey, Mario, you're 13...
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♪ And I cannot lie ♪
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♪ Your older brothers all say hi ♪
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Okay. Thank you. Have a good time.
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- Hey, I'm ChaseDreams.
- And I'm Brooke Dubek.
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I'm also on the list.
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Okay, great.
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Oh, my God, I wish my younger
self could see this moment.
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And we're having all guests
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chuck their phones
before they go inside.
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Oh, um, sorry.
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I have a quick call with
the team from Chex Mix,
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and I wanna take it inside
so I don't miss anything.
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Absolutely not.
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Even though the new
Hadid's face has settled,
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there still might be some
last-minute creative decisions.
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So we don't wanna risk
any social media leaks.
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Ugh, fine.
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Okay, Chase, you go inside,
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and I'll be there in a sec...
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for the best night... of our lives.
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Please announce yourself.
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- Brooke's on.
- Tom's on.
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Mike's on.
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- Felicia's on.
- Raj is on.
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Leslie Auerbach.
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Hey, guys.
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Thanks for sponsoring
Pat's new digital aftershow.
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We'll make this quick.
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We just need to settle on a name.
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Do we like, "The Pat Aftershow
Presented by Chex Mix"
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or "Chex Mix Presents
the Pat Aftershow"?
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We're good with either.
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Hey, guys, it's Kirsten.
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Tamra's 5:00 is running long.
She'll be on in just a sec.
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Great. Let's hold for Tamra.
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Oh, okay. Sure.
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Hey, Alex.
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Hey, Jay!
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Hey, Denise. Cary Dubek here.
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Your BFF says you just
came out of the closet
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and you wanna be just
like me when you're 40.
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Thanks, and congrats. And I'm 29.
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Your roommate says
you're my biggest fan.
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Thank you very much.
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She also says sorry about the toilet
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and she will pay for the floor.
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Your friend Alicia
wanted me to remind you
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to keep following your dreams,
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and maybe one day,
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we'll talk about you
on "The Gay Minute."
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Oh, shit, I did it. I made $200.
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Hi, you've reached Brooke Dubek.
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I can't come to the phone
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'cause I'm inside an exclusive party...
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Hey, guys, still holding for Tamra.
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Thanks, Kirsten.
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... 'cause when you work
hard, you play hard.
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That's that manager life...
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Hey, Brooke.
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So I actually finished up work early,
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so I think I will come to the party.
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All right, see you soon, honey.
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Ew. Sorry.
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So what did everyone do this weekend?
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I just sort of laid low.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Me too. I laid low.
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- Ugh.
- New to the manager game, huh?
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Probably had your name on the list,
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plus one and everything?
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Yeah.
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This call is taking forever.
I just wanna get in there.
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Yeah. Sorry, sister.
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This is the way it always goes.
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Managers are the Helen Keller's
of the entertainment industry.
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We're technically at every party,
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but we can never see or hear them.
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What? No! That sucks.
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Well, at least Streeter's
off having a nice night.
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Cheers.
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I am so glad we're doing this.
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Aww. Me too.
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So...
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What do you think they're
talking about on that call?
256
00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:02,925
Chase, hey.
257
00:10:03,025 --> 00:10:04,793
Oh, hey, Cary. Have you seen Brooke?
258
00:10:04,894 --> 00:10:06,295
I can't find her.
259
00:10:06,395 --> 00:10:09,198
What's going on with the ghost
in the center of the room?
260
00:10:09,265 --> 00:10:11,767
Oh, it's the new
Hadid. Her name's Jamma.
261
00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:14,536
So there's an actual
woman underneath there?
262
00:10:14,603 --> 00:10:17,306
- Hi. Achenasia from "Vogue."
- Chase.
263
00:10:17,406 --> 00:10:18,641
- And this is my brother, Cary.
- Hey.
264
00:10:18,741 --> 00:10:19,942
He's the host of "The Gay Minute."
265
00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:21,277
It's really tight.
266
00:10:21,377 --> 00:10:24,580
Oh, yeah, it's just a
little pop culture news show.
267
00:10:24,647 --> 00:10:26,415
A lot of people say it's...
268
00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:27,950
Chase, Anna Wintour was looking to chat.
269
00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:30,419
- Can I steal you?
- Yeah.
270
00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:33,289
See you.
271
00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:39,061
Can I get a gin and tonic, please?
272
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,834
There you go.
273
00:10:45,935 --> 00:10:47,770
- That'll be $36.
- What?
274
00:10:47,836 --> 00:10:50,806
How am I gonna pay for...
275
00:10:50,906 --> 00:10:53,475
What about you, Brooke?
How was your weekend?
276
00:10:53,575 --> 00:10:55,144
I worked literally all of it,
277
00:10:55,244 --> 00:10:57,112
and then when I finally
did have a sec to myself,
278
00:10:57,179 --> 00:11:01,617
I jacked off to the Snapchat video
of Noah Centineo saying, "Squirt,"
279
00:11:01,684 --> 00:11:04,086
but fell asleep with my hand inside me.
280
00:11:05,688 --> 00:11:06,855
Brooke, you there?
281
00:11:06,956 --> 00:11:09,325
I think you might have
it muted it on your end.
282
00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:11,327
- Brooke?
- Pretty much just laid low.
283
00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:12,995
- So nice to do.
- Oh, that's the best.
284
00:11:13,095 --> 00:11:14,263
Yeah, I love to lay low.
285
00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:16,632
Hey, guys, one more sec for Tamra.
286
00:11:16,699 --> 00:11:18,133
Got a pizza here for Tina?
287
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,668
Thank you so much.
288
00:11:19,768 --> 00:11:23,138
Yeah, no worries, girl. Totally get it.
289
00:11:23,205 --> 00:11:25,674
Long day at the office for Tam-Tam.
290
00:11:25,774 --> 00:11:27,810
Where even is that office of hers?
291
00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:29,478
We're on 38th and 7th.
292
00:11:29,545 --> 00:11:32,181
Great locaysh! Better have a good view.
293
00:11:32,281 --> 00:11:34,183
We do. We're on the 19th floor.
294
00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:35,951
Perfect.
295
00:11:37,486 --> 00:11:39,288
Ugh, okay.
296
00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:44,326
Peter, your buds wanted me
to wish you a happy b-day
297
00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:45,694
since you love me
298
00:11:45,794 --> 00:11:48,464
and you've seen every
episode of "The Gay Minute,"
299
00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:50,699
which is really cool.
300
00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:52,901
Have fun tonight at Kettle of Fish.
301
00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,336
I wish I could make it,
302
00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:58,540
but I'm actually at an insane
party with Anna Wintour.
303
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,377
Huh, that one was nice.
304
00:12:02,478 --> 00:12:03,545
Jamie!
305
00:12:03,645 --> 00:12:06,882
Hey, guys. It's Kirsten.
Still holding for Tamra.
306
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,855
Where is she?
307
00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:29,071
Hey, Tamra? You're needed on a call.
308
00:12:29,171 --> 00:12:30,539
Oh, okay.
309
00:12:30,606 --> 00:12:32,908
Just wrapping something up.
310
00:12:36,378 --> 00:12:37,579
Really, Tamra?
311
00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:42,551
Because I don't think you
are "wrapping something up."
312
00:12:42,618 --> 00:12:45,087
Sorry, I was just catching
up with my friend Susan,
313
00:12:45,187 --> 00:12:46,789
and I lost track of time.
314
00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:48,457
This isn't even a meeting?
315
00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:50,359
12 people have been sitting
316
00:12:50,426 --> 00:12:51,860
with their thumbs up their asses
317
00:12:51,927 --> 00:12:56,198
on a Friday night call
because of a... Susan?
318
00:12:56,865 --> 00:12:59,968
Listen, I... I will be on in a sec.
319
00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:02,971
- So there's this...
- There.
320
00:13:03,072 --> 00:13:05,074
That was a sec.
321
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,975
The problem is, Tamra,
322
00:13:07,076 --> 00:13:10,813
I don't think you know what a sec is.
323
00:13:10,913 --> 00:13:13,749
Get out of here, Susan. I
don't want you to see this.
324
00:13:13,816 --> 00:13:16,585
Ugh, I'll hop on right now.
325
00:13:16,652 --> 00:13:18,787
I just need to go to the bathroom first.
326
00:13:18,887 --> 00:13:21,924
If you need to go to the bathroom,
327
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,626
you can shit in your pants,
328
00:13:24,726 --> 00:13:27,963
you Chex Mix bitch.
329
00:13:29,798 --> 00:13:31,133
Now dial in.
330
00:13:42,811 --> 00:13:44,480
- Shuli.
- Oh, Cary.
331
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,948
What a surprise.
332
00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:47,649
Oh, this is Cary, the brother of...
333
00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:49,818
ChaseDreams. Yeah, yeah.
334
00:13:49,918 --> 00:13:51,753
And son of Pat.
335
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,322
I was gonna say "Brooke's brother."
336
00:13:53,422 --> 00:13:55,958
Cary here hosts "The
Fag Hour" for Allegra.
337
00:13:56,024 --> 00:13:59,628
Actually, it's called
"The Gay Minute" for Advil.
338
00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:02,531
Um, sort of like "Best Week Ever,"
339
00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:04,666
but for a modern
audie... yeah, you get it.
340
00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:05,934
Have you seen Brooke?
341
00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:07,336
I want her to meet Anna Wintour.
342
00:14:07,436 --> 00:14:08,937
Yeah, I haven't been able to find her,
343
00:14:09,004 --> 00:14:12,441
but I'd be down to meet Anna.
344
00:14:14,343 --> 00:14:15,811
Sure.
345
00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:20,949
You know, it's cool.
346
00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:22,151
I'm actually...
347
00:14:22,217 --> 00:14:25,020
I'm headed out to another party anyway.
348
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,655
So...
349
00:14:27,723 --> 00:14:29,691
And you've seen every
episode of "The Gay Minute,"
350
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:30,826
which is really cool.
351
00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:32,361
Have fun tonight at Kettle of Fish.
352
00:14:32,461 --> 00:14:33,862
I wish I could make it, but
I am at an insane party...
353
00:14:33,962 --> 00:14:36,565
- I vote "Chex Mix Presents"
- Thanks, Tamra. Brooke?
354
00:14:36,665 --> 00:14:38,534
"Chex Mix Presents."
355
00:14:38,634 --> 00:14:40,335
Okay. It's settled then.
356
00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:42,171
Thanks so much, everyone. Great call.
357
00:14:42,237 --> 00:14:43,705
Streeter's on.
358
00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:44,873
I know I wasn't needed.
359
00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:46,375
but you can never have
too many opinions.
360
00:14:46,475 --> 00:14:47,709
- No.
- What did I miss?
361
00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:49,077
No. Streeter...
362
00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,712
You're right, Brooke. I'm being rude.
363
00:14:50,812 --> 00:14:53,549
How was everybody's weekend?
364
00:14:53,649 --> 00:14:55,417
You have to watch "Love Island."
365
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:57,386
Oh, my God, I love "Love Island."
366
00:14:57,486 --> 00:14:59,254
I'd start with season three
'cause it has Amber and Kem.
367
00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:01,223
Or you could do season five.
368
00:15:01,323 --> 00:15:03,392
Just don't do four 'cause
it has that doctor who sucks.
369
00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:04,927
Oh, yeah.
370
00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:07,529
Surprise!
371
00:15:07,596 --> 00:15:09,231
- Oh.
- Hello.
372
00:15:09,331 --> 00:15:11,567
Hey, you're Cary Dubek!
373
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,835
Oh, my God, this is insane.
374
00:15:13,902 --> 00:15:16,672
My friends got me a Cameo
from you for my birthday.
375
00:15:16,738 --> 00:15:18,607
I know. That's why I'm here...
376
00:15:18,707 --> 00:15:21,410
to say happy birthday in real life.
377
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,046
Oh, my God. Thank you.
378
00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:26,915
Um, that is... so nice.
379
00:15:27,015 --> 00:15:29,585
So...
380
00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:31,053
what we doing?
381
00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,788
We drinking or...
382
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,423
Oh, yeah.
383
00:15:34,523 --> 00:15:37,793
I guess I'll go ask for
another glass for the pitcher.
384
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,862
Awesome.
385
00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:43,532
So you guys all love "The Gay Minute"?
386
00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:47,603
And it has to be exactly one minute,
387
00:15:47,703 --> 00:15:50,806
so sometimes I'll have to
do it again and go faster.
388
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,274
- Oh, cool.
- Wow.
389
00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:54,276
So where do you guys watch it?
390
00:15:54,376 --> 00:15:58,547
Oh, like, usually, during
the lunch break at my desk.
391
00:15:58,614 --> 00:16:01,116
- Yeah.
- Totally. Totally.
392
00:16:03,151 --> 00:16:05,287
How do you guys know each other?
393
00:16:05,387 --> 00:16:09,491
Uh, Ben is friends
with Dave through work.
394
00:16:09,591 --> 00:16:12,661
And Dave went to school
with Rachel and Peter.
395
00:16:12,761 --> 00:16:15,163
And me and Allison,
we met at improv class.
396
00:16:15,264 --> 00:16:17,232
I forgot you two both took improv.
397
00:16:17,299 --> 00:16:18,333
Yeah, yeah.
398
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:20,135
That class is where he
convinced me to get Tara.
399
00:16:20,235 --> 00:16:21,837
Oh, my God, Tara. How is she?
400
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,672
Did the water therapy work?
401
00:16:23,772 --> 00:16:25,741
Not really, and the vet is stumped.
402
00:16:25,807 --> 00:16:28,777
Oh, you know whose dog died? Asher.
403
00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:29,945
- Oh, no.
- So sad.
404
00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,513
He did not need that this year.
405
00:16:31,613 --> 00:16:33,081
No, that's so sad. Oh, my God.
406
00:16:33,148 --> 00:16:36,985
Oh, no. No. I have to go.
407
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:39,288
Oh.
408
00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:42,124
Yeah, I just have an early
call time, 6:00 am, so yeah...
409
00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:43,525
- Oh, wow. Yeah.
- Yeah.
410
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:46,495
- Yeah, I have to.
- Nice to meet you.
411
00:16:46,595 --> 00:16:48,497
Yeah. It was awesome.
412
00:16:48,597 --> 00:16:49,698
Yes.
413
00:16:49,798 --> 00:16:52,000
- Happy birthday.
- You too... thank you so much.
414
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,202
- So sweet.
- Thanks. Thanks, you guys.
415
00:17:01,109 --> 00:17:03,779
Cary? What are you doing here?
416
00:17:03,845 --> 00:17:05,180
You said you were in for the night.
417
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,850
Oh, I was just getting
drinks with my cousin, Mario.
418
00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:13,321
Yeah, he's in town from Italy, yeah.
419
00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:15,357
But you don't need to
know his whole life story.
420
00:17:15,457 --> 00:17:17,359
Let's just go home.
421
00:17:19,732 --> 00:17:20,933
So I know the choices
422
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,935
are "Chex Mix Presents"
and "Presented by Chex Mix,"
423
00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:25,204
but what about "Brought to You by"?
424
00:17:25,271 --> 00:17:26,739
- Oh, interesting.
- Ooh.
425
00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:27,805
Ugh.
426
00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:29,108
You sure you don't
want some of this pizza?
427
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,476
We got plenty.
428
00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:32,111
You know what? No.
429
00:17:32,211 --> 00:17:34,880
I am not going to give
up and sit on the ground
430
00:17:34,947 --> 00:17:37,950
and eat pizza and have black hair.
431
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:41,487
I am going into this building.
I'm going to have fun,
432
00:17:41,587 --> 00:17:44,657
and I am going to see this
fucking Hadid's ears and tits
433
00:17:44,757 --> 00:17:48,327
before any of my friends
because I am a manager,
434
00:17:48,427 --> 00:17:51,563
and those are the perks.
435
00:17:54,099 --> 00:17:56,902
She's gonna try earbuds.
It's not gonna work.
436
00:17:56,969 --> 00:17:58,470
I kinda like "Brought to you By."
437
00:17:58,570 --> 00:17:59,805
Yeah, I don't know.
438
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:01,307
I still think "Chex Mix Presents."
439
00:18:01,407 --> 00:18:02,942
So we have four for "Brought to you By"
440
00:18:03,008 --> 00:18:04,276
as in four for "Chex Mix Presents."
441
00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:05,444
Is "Chex Mix Presents" confusing?
442
00:18:05,511 --> 00:18:07,079
Brooke, what do you think?
443
00:18:07,146 --> 00:18:09,114
I like what everyone else likes.
444
00:18:09,181 --> 00:18:12,351
Uh, Brooke, you're cutting out.
445
00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:16,355
Um, I said I like what
everyone else likes, Streeter.
446
00:18:16,455 --> 00:18:18,657
Sorry, Brooke, are you
away from your phone?
447
00:18:18,757 --> 00:18:20,292
If you're using earbuds,
448
00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:21,660
you can't be too far from the phone.
449
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,164
No, I'm... no, I'm just at my desk.
450
00:18:25,264 --> 00:18:26,498
You have a desk?
451
00:18:26,598 --> 00:18:30,002
I don't have a desk. Did
Shuli give you a desk?
452
00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:39,645
Are you cheating on me?
453
00:18:40,612 --> 00:18:41,981
What?
454
00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:44,216
I mean, first, you hide
your phone this morning,
455
00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:46,185
then I see you at some random bar.
456
00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:48,120
I'm not an idiot, Cary.
457
00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:52,858
- It's not what you think.
- Then what is it?
458
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,127
If you're not cheating
on me, what's going on?
459
00:18:55,194 --> 00:18:58,564
I...
460
00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:00,699
okay, I...
461
00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:03,369
I was short on rent this month,
462
00:19:03,469 --> 00:19:05,871
so I signed up for Cameo.
463
00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:08,207
And I didn't want you to know
'cause I was embarrassed, and...
464
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:10,309
Then how do you explain the bar?
465
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:12,745
Well...
466
00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:14,046
one of the Cameos said
467
00:19:14,146 --> 00:19:15,714
they were having their
birthday party there,
468
00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:20,652
so I... I decided I'd
show up and surprise them.
469
00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:26,558
How stupid do you think I am?
470
00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:30,062
No person on Earth would do that.
471
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,176
No, this is an even worse lie
than Cousin Mario from Italy.
472
00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:37,346
I'm not lying, and...
473
00:19:37,446 --> 00:19:39,014
and I can prove it.
474
00:19:39,114 --> 00:19:40,516
You know, since we're spitballing,
475
00:19:40,616 --> 00:19:42,151
what about "Sponsored by Chex Mix"?
476
00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:44,887
Oh, I like that. Yes.
Or "In Conjunction With."
477
00:19:44,987 --> 00:19:47,189
Sorry, if we're gonna be here all night,
478
00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:50,025
I think I'd really like to get
to know Chex Mix as a company.
479
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:53,295
Like, Tom, what's all
in that mix of yours?
480
00:19:53,362 --> 00:19:54,396
Great question.
481
00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:58,500
So of course, we start with Chex.
482
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:04,506
- Hi. What are these?
- Eel and cottage cheese rolls.
483
00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:06,542
Ugh! Fuck you.
484
00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:09,211
And then we add a bunch of pretzels.
485
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:12,047
And, yeah. That's Chex Mix.
486
00:20:12,147 --> 00:20:14,149
Wow, that's fascinating.
487
00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:16,885
But I wanna back up even further.
488
00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:20,856
Leslie, how do you make a Chex?
489
00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:25,761
- Brooke, there you are.
- We've been looking for you.
490
00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,763
I wanna introduce you to Anna.
491
00:20:27,863 --> 00:20:29,331
Yes, please. Where is she?
492
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:30,699
She had to go to the bathroom.
493
00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:32,401
Did she say if it was
number one or number two?
494
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:34,169
She did. It's a two.
495
00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:36,905
Oh, damn it!
496
00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:42,077
Oh, my God, he's back.
497
00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:45,247
Hey, Peter, my boyfriend was
just here with you, right?
498
00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:47,416
- Yes.
- And what was he doing?
499
00:20:47,516 --> 00:20:49,017
You can be totally honest.
500
00:20:49,084 --> 00:20:52,588
My friends got me a Cameo from him,
501
00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:55,123
and then he showed
up a in real life too.
502
00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:59,695
Oh, so that really happened?
503
00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:01,597
Yeah. It was kinda like a "Goosebumps."
504
00:21:01,697 --> 00:21:03,365
All right, guys, thanks
for clearing that. Thank...
505
00:21:03,432 --> 00:21:05,634
And did he also really
grab a stool and sit down
506
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,603
and talk about "The
Gay Minute" for an hour?
507
00:21:07,703 --> 00:21:10,305
It was maybe more like two, definitely.
508
00:21:10,405 --> 00:21:12,241
Okay, guys, thank you
so much for clearing up.
509
00:21:12,307 --> 00:21:13,475
And that was all he wanted.
510
00:21:13,575 --> 00:21:16,311
Like, then he just paid
for his drinks and left
511
00:21:16,411 --> 00:21:18,046
and didn't have sex with any of you?
512
00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:20,115
Oh, absolutely none
of us had sex with him.
513
00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:21,283
- No.
- No.
514
00:21:21,383 --> 00:21:23,385
Also, he didn't pay for his drinks.
515
00:21:23,452 --> 00:21:26,455
And he got nachos and
didn't pay for those either.
516
00:21:26,555 --> 00:21:27,789
Okay, everyone,
517
00:21:27,889 --> 00:21:29,625
this is the moment we've
all been waiting for.
518
00:21:29,725 --> 00:21:32,794
So, Raj, who invented Chex Mix,
519
00:21:32,894 --> 00:21:34,463
and what's his whole life story?
520
00:21:34,563 --> 00:21:36,331
We've actually been talking
so much about Chex Mix.
521
00:21:36,431 --> 00:21:38,233
What about you? Do you
like being a manager?
522
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,969
Ladies and gentlemen, Jamma Hadid!
523
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:45,941
- Oh, my God, she's gorgeous.
- Look at those ears!
524
00:21:46,008 --> 00:21:47,509
And tits.
525
00:21:47,609 --> 00:21:49,645
Yes, I...
526
00:21:49,745 --> 00:21:50,779
love it.
527
00:21:50,846 --> 00:21:54,149
It's everything I thought it would be.
528
00:21:58,487 --> 00:22:00,489
Hey, I'm...
529
00:22:00,589 --> 00:22:01,857
I'm sorry I lied to you
530
00:22:01,957 --> 00:22:04,693
and invented an Italian man.
531
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:09,831
I... and then tonight, I
just was feeling worthless.
532
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:12,334
I thought going to that dumb Cameo party
533
00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:14,970
might make me feel...
534
00:22:15,037 --> 00:22:17,839
wanted or... something.
535
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:24,046
Well... first of all,
536
00:22:24,146 --> 00:22:26,114
you are not worthless,
537
00:22:26,181 --> 00:22:29,117
and you are wanted by me.
538
00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:32,120
- Thank you.
- I'm serious, Cary.
539
00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:34,956
You're everything to
me. Like, everything.
540
00:22:35,023 --> 00:22:37,793
That's...
541
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,194
nice, yeah.
542
00:22:39,294 --> 00:22:43,865
When I thought you were
cheating on me, I was a wreck.
543
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:48,036
You are the most important
person... in my life.
544
00:22:49,905 --> 00:22:52,808
You're, like, my whole world.
545
00:22:59,481 --> 00:23:00,982
Uh-oh.
546
00:23:04,353 --> 00:23:06,054
And what color were her eyes?
547
00:23:06,154 --> 00:23:08,190
They were brown. And
her hair was brown too.
548
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:11,827
She sounds so pretty.
549
00:23:13,829 --> 00:23:16,765
- Oh, my God!
- Whoo!
550
00:23:16,865 --> 00:23:19,735
Oh, God. I miss that.
551
00:23:19,835 --> 00:23:21,603
Cheers, bitches.
552
00:23:27,008 --> 00:23:28,777
Call 911!
553
00:23:28,877 --> 00:23:30,879
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
554
00:23:34,516 --> 00:23:37,352
You got a problem, bitch?
555
00:23:37,419 --> 00:23:39,454
You know what?
556
00:23:39,554 --> 00:23:41,556
I'm good.
557
00:23:43,525 --> 00:23:45,093
So, wait, what was her neck like?
558
00:23:45,193 --> 00:23:47,262
Was it, like, short or long?
559
00:23:47,362 --> 00:23:50,131
- Um, I don't know. I don't really remember.
- I bet it was long.
560
00:23:50,198 --> 00:23:51,600
It looked long through the sheet.
561
00:23:54,136 --> 00:23:59,136
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