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Hey!
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Dr. Sebastian!
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Two pallets of antibiotics
for tuberculosis.
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We’ve got six pallets
worth of patients!
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Stoia Tucker needs a math lesson.
I’m headed back tomorrow.
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Hey! Hey.
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Come on! Come on!
Let that truck though!
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Let it though!
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Move those boxes.
Quick, quick! Let’s move!
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Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Let’s go, let’s go, hurry!
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I’ve got some very special medicine here;
this is from Hershey, Pennsylvania.
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One per person, one per person.
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Help, help!
Dr. Sebastian, come quickly!
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My son, he fell.
He fell on this rock.
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We were just waiting for his friends.
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[Speaking in a native language]
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I got no breath sounds on the left.
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Give me that.
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Yeah, he’s gonna be okay.
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The fall didn’t cause him to drop a lung,
the lung caused him to fall.
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TB chewed it up.
He’ll be lucky to live another year.
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Now, this is Sarni.
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I picked up the tab
for the back brace myself.
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The funny thing is is that the brace cost
more than the medicine that would have
prevented her from needing it.
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It’s your medicine.
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All of the antibiotics that
we need are right here
in your warehouses, in your factories.
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- We provide over 10,000 doses a year.
- Which is not enough.
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You know we’d love to do more,
but our hands are tied.
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New car, Jerry?
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I saw it on the way in,
looks beautiful.
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Don’t make this personal.
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All the way from Germany, too, I know that’s a lot of red tape.
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I’m not like you;
I’m not ashamed of making a living.
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And I know you didn’t become
a chem. major for the money.
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Now you want the same things
that I want, you just...
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You have to,
you just have to push a little,
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you have to push
a little bit harder,
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harder for them.
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Sebastian?
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Call 911!
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Isn’t someone here a doctor?
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Selling subscriptions?
I heard 20 and you get a new bike.
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Dr. Sebastian Charles collapsed
during a presentation at Stoia Tucker.
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Really? Crushed under
the weight of his own ego?
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Wow. Is there nobody you admire?
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Well, there was this gal
I met in ‘Nam who could
blow out a candle without using her...
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He thinks it’s TB.
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Good thing he’s not the syphilis expert.
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- He wants a second opinion.
- Second to his own.
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Okay. It’s not TB.
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What is it?
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Oh, you want specifics?
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Lemma. Big Knicks fan.
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You’ve never had
an episode like this before?
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No. He died last month.
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Stupidly tried to share
his meds with his cousin,
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and they only had enough for one.
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Dr. House,
I’m Sebastian Charles.
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Patients aren’t usually
part of the diagnostic process.
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Well, I’m a doctor…
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Listen, I know you guys
don’t make a lot of money, but...
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I wrote your people
a check last month.
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Oh, well… write us another one.
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Talk to Chase, he’s rich.
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My dad, not me.
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Every minute 4 people die of TB.
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Wow, how can you sleep at night?
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There’s people dying in Africa
of a disease that we cured over...
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Yeah, I know.
I saw the concert.
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Seriously, let’s say you sleep six hours,
that means every night you kill...
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1440 people.
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I guess you gotta
get some sleep, but come on,
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if you’d stayed up another 10 minutes
you could have saved 40 lives.
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Do you send notes
to the families in the morning?
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That’s gonna take at least 10 minutes
so that’s another 40 dead, another 40 notes….
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Why don’t you go wrack yourself
with guilt in your own room?
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No, thanks, I’ll stay.
I’d like to hear the differential.
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Dr. Cameron, tell the doctor
why it’s not a good idea
for the patient to be here.
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He’s an immunologist
and a TB expert.
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That’ll be very useful
if we need somebody to say the words,
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- “I think it’s TB.”
- [Chuckles]
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[Sniffs]
What is that?
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Oh that. I’m sorry,
that’s my body powder.
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It’s the only thing I’ve found
that works in the Sahara.
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I, I’m kinda used to it,
I don’t even notice it.
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Who thinks it smells like
an elephant dung smoothie?
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- It smells okay to me.
- [Laughs.]
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That is exactly why the patient
shouldn’t be in the room.
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If you can’t tell a man that
his cologne makes you want to puke,
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how are you going to tell him
that he’s an idiot?
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He’s not an idiot.
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Sure, you say that now,
while he’s in the room.
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Sebastian:
Look, I don’t have time for this.
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- It’s TB.
- Nope.
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The symptoms are too varied.
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Well, if you haven’t seen 10,000 cases
I’d agree that’s what you’d think.
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Told you he’s an idiot.
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You said you wanted
a second opinion.
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No, actually. My backers
wanted a second opinion.
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Yeah, doesn’t look good if you drop dead
while wearing your shoes sponsor’s logo.
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It’s TB, and I’m not dying.
I’m gonna want you to plan a PPD and
induce a sputum to confirm the TB.
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Imaging studies’ll
determine the progress, and
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I think we should probably
take a CT scan of my lungs just
so that nobody second-guesses us?
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Wouldn’t want that.
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[Cell rings.]
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[On phone] Hello?
No, I’m feeling much better.
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Well, what you can do is
you can get your board to approve
the increased med shipments that...
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Aha. No, no, no, no, don’t try.
No, no, don’t do your best.
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Just get it done, okay?
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That’s Stoia Tucker, and they’re
the nice pharmaceutical company.
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I’m sorry, but
it’s against hospital regs.
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Oh, I need the phone.
[Beeper goes off]
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Why don’t we focus on
getting you better right now?
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[Beeper goes off]
What are you gonna do,
throw me out?
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No, just the phone.
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Sorry, we’ve got an emergency.
[Beeper goes off.]
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There’s a phone in your room.
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Yeah, I figured that there would be.
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Right, I just thought,
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it’s not like the hospitals that
you might used to in Africa.
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I don’t know
what the facilities were like…
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Thank you.
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You’re welcome.
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And thanks for that check.
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[Beeper beeps again]
I should go.
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The nameless poor have a face,
and it’s a pompous white man.
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Yeah, what a jerk,
saving all those lives like that.
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What’s the emergency?
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I can’t remember
how to do Walk the Dog.
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The guy’s sick,
he may be dying.
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We’ve forgotten all about
doing a differential diagnosis.
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You just sent us off to test him for...
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I had to get him out of there.
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Now we can all sit around
and call him an idiot.
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Who wants to go first?
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He’s right!
Tuberculosis could present
in hundreds of different ways!
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Well, by that logic, everyone
in the hospital should be treated.
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Not everyone in the hospital’s been
exposed to it for the last 20 years.
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TB takes years to kill you.
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2 weeks ago he was perfectly healthy,
now he’s got a white board full of symptoms.
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What about something metabolic?
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Welcome aboard
the Good Ship Asskisser.
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Nice day for a sail.
Pucker up, me hearties.
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It’s not metabolic.
Kidney, liver and thyroid are
all normal. No diabetes.
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What about his heart?
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Obviously big as all outdoors.
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Abnormal heart rhythm.
White form showed P-R variability.
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It’s subtle, but it’s there.
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You think it’s his heart?
Sick sinus syndrome?
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Loose throttle.
Sometimes beats too fast,
sometimes too slow.
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Causing him to pass out.
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It would account for the episode.
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I’ll put him on telemetry,
do a stress test and
an echocardiogram.
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Treat him like every
other hospital patient.
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I want to see that
pious, body powered toosh
hanging out of his gown.
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Could you give me
a hand with this thing?
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I don’t recall asking for
a stress test or an echocardiogram.
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What are you gonna do, walk out?
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Corporate sponsors
aren’t going to like that.
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I need your forearm.
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What’s House thinking?
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Sick sinus syndrome.
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Well, that’s a lot
more serious than TB.
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Is that a PPD?
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If it changes color
in the next 48 hours...
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Yeah, uh, if House doesn’t think it’s TB
why would he have you test for that?
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Just covering all his bases, I guess.
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Uh huh. He doesn’t seem like
a guy who, who does that.
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We have you scheduled
for a 10:30 echo.
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Good for you.
[Chuckles]
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Every minute that
we refuse to love one another,
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another puppy cries another tear.
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You’re just mad that he’s closer
to a Nobel Prize than you are.
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And yet I’ve nailed
more Swedish babes.
Crazy, crazy world.
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It’s not just a trip
to Stockholm, you know.
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It comes with a cash prize.
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Seriously?
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No wonder everyone’s
going after that peace thing.
[Elevator dings]
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He cures thousands of people
every year, you cure, what? 30?
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McDonald’s makes
a better hamburger than your mother
because they make more?
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Oh, I see! So you hate him
because the lives he saves aren’t
as good as the lives you save.
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Yup, that’s the reason.
Nobel invented dynamite.
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I won’t accept his blood money.
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The top of my head’s killing me.
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Hmmm. We spent a week
doing ‘top of head’ in Anatomy.
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I know just where it is.
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Ow! That is not the top of my head!
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Eh, close enough for clinic.
Your sinuses are clogged.
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Judging by the scratches
on your hands,
I’m guessing a new cat.
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It was my mother’s.
She’s dead.
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You keep a dead cat?
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No. My mother’s dead.
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Oh. Poor cat.
You’re allergic.
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We can control it with
antihistamine, one pill a day.
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Pills?
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You don’t like to swallow.
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Not surprised. Forget the pills.
I’ll give you a nasal spray.
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Steroids?
Is there something else
you can give me?
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Well, if you lived by the river,
I’ve got a bag.
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Hey, stress test was normal.
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But his EKG was not normal.
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Echo’s normal.
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Two for you, one for me.
We need a tie-breaker.
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Echo and stress test
are more reliable.
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Tilt-table test.
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Never works.
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Bet you a week’s
clinic duty it does.
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Hah hah, you’re on.
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You like this guy?
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You always tell us our opinion
of the patient is irrelevant.
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Medically, it’s irrelevant.
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That says something about you.
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You figure that
anybody that gives a crap about
people in Africa must be full of it?
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Yes. There’s an evolutionary
imperative why we give a crap
about our family and friends.
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And there’s an evolutionary
imperative why we don’t give
a crap about anybody else.
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If we loved all people
indiscriminately,
we couldn’t function.
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Hmmm.
So, the great humanitarian’s
as selfish as the rest of us.
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Just not as honest about it.
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You also always tell us
motives are irrelevant.
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Dr. Charles,
your heart’s handling the changes
in orientation just fine.
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No pauses on your EKG.
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And House drives up for
the lay-up and oh, rejected!
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What does this knobby thing do?
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I’m within protocol range,
you’re not going to get a different result.
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The way I figure it is,
if this could show you problems at 6,
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imagine what could happen
if you crank it to 10.
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House, is that you?
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Does it go to 11?
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Would you stop? You lost.
I’m scheduled for clinic duty
Thursday and Friday.
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All right, I’m beginning
to feel nauseous.
233
00:13:13,904 --> 00:13:16,273
Would you turn the damn thing off
before you break it?
234
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:21,048
Okay, I’m getting dizzy,
I can’t see, I’m gonna pass out.
235
00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:23,066
I win.
236
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,135
At those speeds
astronauts throw up.
237
00:13:25,219 --> 00:13:27,378
I’m not talking
about the nausea.
238
00:13:27,454 --> 00:13:28,647
Foreman:
The test revealed a problem.
239
00:13:28,731 --> 00:13:31,709
Yeah? House is insane?
What he just did...
240
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,645
Abusive and unprofessional.
241
00:13:33,828 --> 00:13:36,296
If he hadn’t done it,
we wouldn’t have seen the problem.
242
00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:39,371
You’ve got
an abnormal P-R interval.
243
00:13:39,697 --> 00:13:40,897
It could be dangerous,
244
00:13:41,162 --> 00:13:44,648
possibly fatal, particularly
if you’re in Africa away
from advanced medicine.
245
00:13:44,732 --> 00:13:46,817
I’m gonna need a pacemaker?
246
00:13:47,141 --> 00:13:49,908
You’re scheduled
for surgery this afternoon.
247
00:13:56,098 --> 00:13:58,481
You’ll be able to maintain
your pacemaker from anywhere,
248
00:13:58,565 --> 00:14:00,828
you just need to get yourself
to a phone line every few months.
249
00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:03,798
Better yet, you could
join me at one of my clinics.
250
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,140
I’m kind of spoiled.
251
00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:07,903
Well, we’ll get you a hut
with a view. You like sand?
252
00:14:07,987 --> 00:14:09,340
I meant medically.
253
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,557
- No PET scans, no MRIs…
- This is ridiculous.
254
00:14:12,598 --> 00:14:15,671
- Dr. Charles, wait...
- I know, I know,
hospital regulations. Darling...
255
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,599
...have a seat. Come on.
256
00:14:17,683 --> 00:14:21,300
You’re smart, you’ll adapt…
we going up or down?
257
00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:23,239
- Basement.
- All right.
258
00:14:23,616 --> 00:14:28,264
You might even find that
without the technological crutches
you become a better diagnostician.
259
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:29,952
My heart can handle this, right?
260
00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:32,605
So far just carnival rides
have set you off.
261
00:14:34,129 --> 00:14:37,272
When you meet these people
it changes you.
262
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:40,170
We should talk
about it over dinner.
263
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:44,082
Are you asking me
to Africa or on a date?
264
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,910
Oh, I can ask you
halfway around the world,
265
00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:48,611
I can’t ask you to
a restaurant a block away?
266
00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:51,335
Well, one’s a job,
and the other’s…
267
00:14:51,519 --> 00:14:53,679
Yeah, hospital regs,
you can’t date patients, right,
268
00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:57,346
I wouldn’t want to risk
your precious objectivity.
269
00:14:57,836 --> 00:15:00,568
You haven’t answered
either question, by the way.
270
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,925
You don’t think
objectivity’s important?
271
00:15:04,031 --> 00:15:07,982
I think doctors like House
cling to objectivity like a
three-year-old to a blanket;
272
00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:13,559
don’t get too worked up,
stay calm, stay cool and
maintain that correct perspective.
273
00:15:13,941 --> 00:15:17,482
The only flaw in their argument is
when you have millions of people dying
274
00:15:17,581 --> 00:15:21,310
the correct perspective is to be
yelling at the top of your lungs.
275
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,832
- Sorry, my head is killing me.
- Here, sit on the step.
276
00:15:33,126 --> 00:15:35,650
So, you gonna go out
with me or not?
277
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:37,598
Your heart rate’s normal.
278
00:15:37,682 --> 00:15:39,910
Yeah, of course it is,
it’s one flight of stairs.
279
00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:41,623
I’m gonna be fine.
280
00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:45,954
My hand’s a little...
281
00:15:52,563 --> 00:15:55,418
Call a code!
Second floor stairwell!
282
00:16:00,512 --> 00:16:01,970
You were wrong.
283
00:16:02,189 --> 00:16:06,764
Hey, I have feelings.
I’m trying my best.
Isn’t that enough for you?
284
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,334
- The abnormal EKG was real...
- It’s not sick sinus syndrome.
285
00:16:10,418 --> 00:16:13,408
Well, thank God we found out
before we put the pacemaker in.
286
00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:17,011
And thank God
you dragged him into a stairwell
to get his heart racing.
287
00:16:17,095 --> 00:16:19,356
We were taking the stairs,
they keep them in the stairwell.
288
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,422
The guy’s a selfish jerk,
why would you...
289
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:22,576
Why would you say
he’s selfish?
290
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,165
Because he’s been
talking to Foreman.
291
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,354
No I haven’t,
I’m just giving my opinion.
292
00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:28,749
This kind of altruism
doesn’t just naturally...
[Phone rings]
293
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:29,599
Excellent briefing.
294
00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:31,531
Hey, the guy’s still sick.
Can we talk about that?
295
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,804
The headaches point to
a neurological problem.
Acoustic neuroma.
296
00:16:34,888 --> 00:16:37,477
Brian tumor causes dizziness,
loss of consciousness,
297
00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:39,689
messes with breathing patterns,
heart rhythms...
298
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:41,200
Get an MRI.
299
00:16:41,309 --> 00:16:45,827
Hello? Oh, I’m sorry,
I’ll be right down.
300
00:16:46,176 --> 00:16:49,425
No problem, I’ll do
an extra hour to make up.
301
00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:55,179
I’m late for my clinic duty.
Here, go be me for a couple hours.
302
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,785
Explosive diarrhea, fever…
it’s probably the flu.
303
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:07,267
Wow, you’re good.
You a Harvard boy?
304
00:17:07,491 --> 00:17:09,570
You’re not Hale, Oliver?
305
00:17:09,675 --> 00:17:13,062
No. Carter, Cecelia.
306
00:17:13,146 --> 00:17:14,664
They put you in the
wrong room, Cecelia.
307
00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:16,224
Mrs. Carter.
308
00:17:16,478 --> 00:17:21,998
Sorry. I’ll just be a few minutes,
don’t take these in order
and everything falls apart.
309
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,891
I have cancer.
310
00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:26,553
I felt a lump.
311
00:17:26,952 --> 00:17:30,008
- I’ll go get a nurse.
- Yeah, see you in an hour or two.
312
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,995
Lie flat.
313
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:41,134
Lift your left arm up
and under your head?
314
00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:47,187
Right there?
315
00:17:47,271 --> 00:17:50,432
Yeah, I felt it this morning.
316
00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:53,147
Oh, my cousin had the same thing.
317
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:57,057
It’s nothing.
We should check it again
on your next cycle, but
318
00:17:57,141 --> 00:17:59,557
you really don’t have
anything to worry about.
319
00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:02,812
That’s what they told Donna.
She was dead in six months.
320
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:06,877
Listen, the edges are smooth,
it has mobility, it has all
the earmarks of a benign...
321
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,772
Why should I believe you?
322
00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:11,491
Because you’re trying
to rush me out of here?
323
00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:14,589
The risks of a false positive
on a biopsy outweigh...
324
00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:18,398
Either you do the biopsy
or I talk to your superior.
325
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:22,100
Which is it...Dr. House?
326
00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:26,075
I’ll arrange the biopsy.
327
00:18:26,159 --> 00:18:27,326
Thanks.
328
00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:38,174
He asked me out.
329
00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:40,289
I’m shocked.
330
00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:45,390
I’m shocked when
patients don’t ask you out.
331
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,910
He also asked me
to come to Africa.
332
00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:52,974
Boy, he moves fast.
333
00:18:53,058 --> 00:18:55,511
I think the two questions had
two different objectives.
334
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:56,906
Well, do you like him?
335
00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,544
Good looking single guy,
genius doctor, cares about the world…
336
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,158
I take it you said no.
337
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,774
You think
I’m that hung up on rules and...
338
00:19:04,858 --> 00:19:09,126
He’s not House.
There’s nothing there.
339
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:18,129
Yeah, there is.
340
00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:23,347
- Did I ask you to plant a PPD?
- It was positive, he’s got TB!
341
00:19:23,431 --> 00:19:27,737
Well, of course he’s got TB!
The guy’s been in the jungle for 20 years!
342
00:19:29,309 --> 00:19:32,390
If he tested positive
for pink-eye would you think
that was his big problem?
343
00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:34,967
I did a test, it was positive,
why is that a problem?
344
00:19:35,051 --> 00:19:39,141
Because now he’s got
the big red target on his arm,
the stubborn jerk thinks he’s right!
345
00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:40,463
He won’t let us
do any more tests.
346
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,746
Well, maybe he’s not
the only stubborn jerk.
347
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:46,271
I did an LP2: low glucose and
he has an increased sed rate.
348
00:19:46,355 --> 00:19:49,276
- Everything screams tuberculosis!
- Not everything!
349
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:54,418
If any of the symptoms
are caused by the TB
it would throw off our diagnosis.
350
00:19:59,016 --> 00:20:02,631
You’re right.
Gotta treat the TB.
351
00:20:03,526 --> 00:20:06,100
Who knows,
maybe he’ll just get better.
352
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,191
You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
353
00:20:16,653 --> 00:20:20,109
So it’s TB, but not TB?
354
00:20:20,193 --> 00:20:21,772
I’m complicated.
355
00:20:22,152 --> 00:20:25,069
The guy does know tuberculosis.
If he says it can manifest itself...
356
00:20:25,153 --> 00:20:27,739
He’s not even a real doctor, he’s a human telethon.
357
00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:29,457
Is that your problem with him?
358
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,916
You see hypocrites every day,
why is this guy so special?
359
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,700
You think I have a
hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy?
360
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,193
The problem is
there are 26 letters in the alphabet
and he only uses two of them.
361
00:20:38,277 --> 00:20:40,455
He treats thousands of patients
with one diagnosis.
362
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,614
He knows the answer going in.
It’s cheating.
363
00:20:42,698 --> 00:20:46,574
So it’s all because he’s
one of them useless specialists?
364
00:20:46,658 --> 00:20:51,529
Oh, did I hurt the big time
oncologist’s itty bitty feelings?
365
00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:54,335
You’re a big help to patients
who actually have cancer.
366
00:20:54,439 --> 00:20:56,018
Other times you’re just annoying.
367
00:20:56,102 --> 00:20:57,789
You’ve outdone yourself.
368
00:20:57,873 --> 00:21:01,060
I’ll say. My salad’s
covering a free t-bone steak.
369
00:21:01,144 --> 00:21:03,243
Cecelia Carter,
remember her?
370
00:21:03,327 --> 00:21:05,860
Last week they said it was
“Mystery Stew”, they owe me.
371
00:21:05,944 --> 00:21:09,429
She was just in my office crying
because of the way you treated her.
372
00:21:09,515 --> 00:21:11,036
That doesn’t sound like you!
373
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,779
Then it probably wasn’t.
374
00:21:13,302 --> 00:21:15,895
I get that you like
to shock people.
375
00:21:15,979 --> 00:21:19,209
Stun them
out of complacency,
out of stupidity.
376
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:23,299
But this woman thought
she had cancer, she had
a lump in her breast!
377
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,733
What were you
trying to accomplish?
378
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:28,357
Let me ask you something:
if this were another doctor,
379
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,543
if this patient were
complaining about, let’s say,
380
00:21:30,726 --> 00:21:32,071
I don’t know, Foreman,
381
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:37,381
you’d just dismiss this
as the paranoid bitching of another
paranoid bitch and file it under ‘P’ for...
382
00:21:37,452 --> 00:21:38,465
Paranoid?
383
00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:40,153
Am not.
384
00:21:41,731 --> 00:21:42,999
- You’re right.
- Good.
385
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:46,342
Apologize to her before
the end of business today.
386
00:21:48,569 --> 00:21:51,379
- What did you do to Ceci?
- I have no idea.
387
00:21:51,985 --> 00:21:54,402
Just a salad today,
big breakfast.
388
00:21:54,528 --> 00:21:55,721
Hey.
389
00:21:59,464 --> 00:22:01,273
Levofloxacin?
390
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,059
You have a resistant strain of TB.
391
00:22:04,986 --> 00:22:06,907
Wow, you just walk
right in with these.
392
00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:08,566
That’s what we doctors do.
393
00:22:08,676 --> 00:22:11,853
We write down
the name of some medicine
and someone gives it to us.
394
00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:16,144
You know, there’s parts of
the world where you get knifed
walking around with this.
395
00:22:17,182 --> 00:22:20,013
I mean, regular stuff’s
bad enough, but
396
00:22:20,404 --> 00:22:23,756
treatment for the resistant strain?
[Whistles]
397
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,248
I could get $6
a tablet for that one.
398
00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:30,508
And I’d take it
for two years.
399
00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:34,460
Streptomycin,
now that’s two grand…
400
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:39,382
ten grand, cure one person.
401
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,716
I had a patient in Jani once.
402
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:55,117
It was a mother, had...
had three little boys.
403
00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:57,362
She had resistant TB,
404
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,362
she couldn’t afford these.
She couldn’t afford bread.
405
00:23:04,528 --> 00:23:07,310
We gave her
the regular stuff, but...
406
00:23:09,474 --> 00:23:11,204
no surprise she died.
407
00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:13,054
I’m sorry.
408
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,277
I’m not taking these pills.
409
00:23:26,384 --> 00:23:29,518
Because she couldn’t get them
you’re not going to take them?
410
00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:30,579
That’s insane!
411
00:23:30,663 --> 00:23:32,193
Why, because I’m
better than her?
412
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:37,095
Because letting her die was wrong
but letting you die is just as wrong.
413
00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,771
Well, maybe I won’t die.
414
00:23:40,222 --> 00:23:43,607
Maybe somebody’ll pay
a little more attention to my story.
415
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:51,248
He figures the pharmaceuticals need
something big to force them into action.
416
00:23:51,332 --> 00:23:54,872
[The phone rings]
This’ll get a lot more media play
than a thousand African villagers dying.
417
00:23:54,938 --> 00:23:56,360
So he won’t take the pills.
418
00:23:56,444 --> 00:23:57,467
Newsweek’s calling you!
419
00:23:57,551 --> 00:23:59,163
And he won’t agree
to any more tests.
420
00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:00,404
He has his diagnosis.
421
00:24:00,488 --> 00:24:01,946
See what happens
when you don’t listen to me?
422
00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:05,836
- Maybe millions of lives get saved...
- Yeah, that’s my point.
423
00:24:06,151 --> 00:24:10,625
Increased heart rate,
night sweats, loss of consciousness,
besides rough sex,
424
00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:12,188
what do they all have in common?
425
00:24:12,336 --> 00:24:13,889
- T...
- It’s not TB!
426
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,963
- His autonomic nervous system?
- We know that it’s not a brain tumor.
427
00:24:17,047 --> 00:24:18,817
So what else could be
eating his nerves?
428
00:24:18,901 --> 00:24:23,294
Fabry’s, autonomic disregulation syndrome,
shy-drager syndrome, it doesn’t matter.
429
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,982
He won’t let us test him.
430
00:24:26,004 --> 00:24:28,263
[Phone rings again]
431
00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:34,039
[On phone] In my opinion,
Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot.
432
00:24:34,305 --> 00:24:35,932
Yeah, you can quote me.
433
00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:38,800
C-u-d-d-y.
434
00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,804
[Chase and Foreman laugh to themselves.]
435
00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:43,886
Sebastian is refusing
life-saving treatment.
436
00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:49,515
He’s refusing TB treatment.
You don’t think he has TB,
ergo you should care less.
437
00:24:49,599 --> 00:24:50,907
He won’t let me test him.
438
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,411
And what do you
want me to do about it?
439
00:24:52,495 --> 00:24:53,847
Hold him down.
440
00:24:54,108 --> 00:24:56,837
Have you apologized
to Cecelia Carter yet?
441
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,403
Trust me, she doesn’t
want to hear it from me.
442
00:24:59,552 --> 00:25:01,011
Look, the guy is killing himself,
443
00:25:01,095 --> 00:25:03,595
am I the only one who
realizes this is a bad thing?
444
00:25:03,679 --> 00:25:08,084
If he was a Christian Scientist
refusing meds we’d have 18 attorneys...
445
00:25:10,271 --> 00:25:12,075
You’re putting on make-up.
446
00:25:12,773 --> 00:25:15,072
That’s not a good sign
for my side, is it?
447
00:25:15,137 --> 00:25:18,518
Sebastian has called
a press conference for 3.
448
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:21,921
He’s asked me to be there
to confirm the diagnosis
on the prognosis.
449
00:25:22,024 --> 00:25:24,676
You are as big a
media whore as he is.
450
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,749
Of course I am.
It couldn’t possibly be
that I think he’s right
451
00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:31,170
and I’d like to be a
small part of what he’s doing.
452
00:25:31,254 --> 00:25:35,059
Oh, whores can like the sex.
Doesn’t mean they’re not whores.
453
00:25:35,329 --> 00:25:36,989
And with that eyeshadow…
454
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,490
I am totally screwed, aren’t I?
455
00:25:39,591 --> 00:25:40,864
Totally.
456
00:25:45,052 --> 00:25:46,210
How’re you feeling?
457
00:25:46,476 --> 00:25:47,402
A little weak.
458
00:25:47,486 --> 00:25:49,057
You’re having a good day.
459
00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:53,414
The symptoms will quickly focus
more and more on your lungs,
460
00:25:53,498 --> 00:25:55,714
you’ll find it difficult to talk
and eventually breathe at all.
461
00:25:55,798 --> 00:25:57,724
I think I know what
I have to look forward to.
462
00:25:57,808 --> 00:25:58,815
I know.
463
00:25:59,419 --> 00:26:02,249
I just came to ask
if you’d be willing to
accept any treatment.
464
00:26:02,301 --> 00:26:04,231
Naw, if you’re trying
to scare me into any...
465
00:26:04,299 --> 00:26:07,786
No. Palliative treatment.
466
00:26:08,216 --> 00:26:11,787
Narcotics, Fentanyl patch,
morphine drip, whatever it takes.
467
00:26:12,210 --> 00:26:15,534
We can make your last days
fairly comfortable.
468
00:26:16,304 --> 00:26:20,244
And if you have another
good day, maybe dinner.
469
00:26:20,424 --> 00:26:21,426
Hmm.
470
00:26:23,561 --> 00:26:24,601
Thank you.
471
00:26:35,004 --> 00:26:37,164
You want third-world treatment?
472
00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:38,794
You got it.
473
00:26:39,277 --> 00:26:41,131
Boy, is it hot here in Jani!
474
00:26:41,239 --> 00:26:43,775
- What are you doing?
- What am I doing?
475
00:26:43,841 --> 00:26:46,435
Putting everything
on the floor of the hut.
476
00:26:46,519 --> 00:26:49,336
Uh oh, wicked magic box
with the moving pictures!
477
00:26:49,396 --> 00:26:50,311
You think he’s a hypocrite?
478
00:26:50,395 --> 00:26:55,393
Hypocrite? No, everyone in Africa’s
got cell phones or running water.
479
00:26:57,104 --> 00:27:00,256
Hah, this thing just will not flush.
480
00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:03,542
Do you really think
that if you come in here
and make it a little hot,
481
00:27:03,626 --> 00:27:08,781
make it smell a little, that
I’m just going to fold and abandon
everything that matters to me?
482
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,810
Lousy sanitation over there, too.
483
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,572
You are not the same as them,
your life is not the same.
484
00:27:15,656 --> 00:27:18,276
And you are cheapening
everything they’re going through
by pretending you are.
485
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,839
I am the same,
I’m not special.
486
00:27:19,923 --> 00:27:24,995
You can’t demand to be treated
like any third-world sick person
and call a press conference!
487
00:27:25,065 --> 00:27:29,130
They treat me special!
That doesn’t mean I am!
488
00:27:29,786 --> 00:27:33,901
Now what kind of selfish jerk
wouldn’t take advantage of that fact?
489
00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:50,391
It’s all preventable.
490
00:27:50,476 --> 00:27:53,013
Stoia Tucker makes
medications right here,
491
00:27:53,202 --> 00:27:55,637
in New Jersey.
They have warehouses
full of the stuff;
492
00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:57,496
there’s more than
enough to go around.
493
00:27:57,733 --> 00:28:01,479
So if I can get them,
why can’t Lemma?
494
00:28:01,732 --> 00:28:03,458
Why can’t Quesmo?
495
00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:05,816
And why can’t Sarni?
496
00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:08,008
[Snaps]
497
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:10,106
Another person just died.
498
00:28:10,244 --> 00:28:12,251
Where is your outrage?
499
00:28:12,402 --> 00:28:12,788
[Snaps]
500
00:28:12,872 --> 00:28:15,743
[On TV] No, I have no intention
of martyring myself,
I’m just putting myself...
501
00:28:15,850 --> 00:28:19,642
[Keeps snapping]
Sure, they’re dying,
but it’s got a great beat.
502
00:28:20,011 --> 00:28:22,045
Must be hot as hell
under those lights.
503
00:28:22,223 --> 00:28:22,909
Yup.
504
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:26,204
Hey, why the page? He okay?
505
00:28:26,436 --> 00:28:28,039
He’s in a coma.
506
00:28:28,535 --> 00:28:31,721
I need you to apologize
to Ceci, Cecily...
507
00:28:31,805 --> 00:28:33,959
Mrs. Carter? For what?
508
00:28:34,043 --> 00:28:37,070
- For whatever I did.
- You didn’t do anything.
509
00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:39,129
That has been
my position all along.
510
00:28:39,213 --> 00:28:43,377
[On TV] X-rays are negative,
so he’s not contagious at this point,
his condition’s currently stable...
511
00:28:43,483 --> 00:28:47,537
D’you notice how all the
self-sacrificing women in history...
512
00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:52,307
Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa,
can’t think of any others...
513
00:28:52,391 --> 00:28:57,999
they all die alone.
The men on the other hand
get so much fuzz it’s crazy.
514
00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:59,606
It’s an unfair world.
515
00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:02,117
House, she was scared
and unreasonable.
516
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:06,780
Insulting a woman with breast cancer...
that’s a move best left to the pros.
517
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,161
Frankly, you don’t have the chops.
518
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,718
I didn’t insult her!
519
00:29:10,803 --> 00:29:13,871
I did the unnecessary biopsy,
like she wanted.
520
00:29:13,955 --> 00:29:15,789
It was negative,
like I knew it would be.
521
00:29:15,873 --> 00:29:17,928
What did you do,
call ‘em perky?
522
00:29:18,065 --> 00:29:21,614
You are years away
from mad skills like that.
523
00:29:21,721 --> 00:29:23,672
I need you to apologize.
524
00:29:24,626 --> 00:29:27,406
You know, Cuddy’s only doing this
because she thinks it’s you.
525
00:29:27,673 --> 00:29:29,453
Welcome to the world.
526
00:29:29,605 --> 00:29:31,875
Everyone’s different,
everyone gets treated different.
527
00:29:31,959 --> 00:29:35,028
You try fighting that,
you end up dying of TB.
528
00:29:37,429 --> 00:29:38,351
What are you doing?
529
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:41,539
Testing the patient’s
autonomic nervous system.
530
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:43,194
Of course.
531
00:29:43,357 --> 00:29:46,086
His internal heating and
ventilation should be off,
532
00:29:46,170 --> 00:29:47,551
shouldn’t be able to sweat.
533
00:29:47,617 --> 00:29:49,711
That’s why he’s got that
awful body powder.
534
00:29:49,809 --> 00:29:52,923
Take it away, crank up the heat,
stick him under the lights,
535
00:29:53,550 --> 00:29:56,999
can’t cool himself.
He should be turning bright red.
536
00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,426
The picture’s fine.
537
00:30:07,767 --> 00:30:11,879
I’m asking Stoia Tucker
to save these lives, millions of lives.
538
00:30:12,075 --> 00:30:13,767
Including my own.
539
00:30:14,428 --> 00:30:16,985
Dr. House,
I would appreciate it
if you left us alone.
540
00:30:17,113 --> 00:30:18,227
Get that out of my face.
541
00:30:18,311 --> 00:30:20,017
Cuddy:
What are you trying
to prove, House?
542
00:30:20,165 --> 00:30:22,773
Dr. House,
I would appreciate it
if you left the room.
543
00:30:22,857 --> 00:30:24,244
He’s sweating like a pig.
544
00:30:24,328 --> 00:30:26,986
It’s a hundred degrees
in here, House, because
you turned up the thermostat.
545
00:30:27,095 --> 00:30:29,817
Did they hear me?
The media, did they listen?
546
00:30:29,901 --> 00:30:30,828
He’s disoriented.
547
00:30:30,931 --> 00:30:32,186
They, they have to hear me.
548
00:30:32,251 --> 00:30:33,509
His arteries are clamping down.
549
00:30:33,593 --> 00:30:35,352
[A monitor starts beeping]
I want everybody out of here, now!
550
00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:37,669
Get the crash cart,
he’s having a cardiac arrest!
551
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,047
[More beeping.]
552
00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:40,576
Cuddy:
Get them out!
553
00:30:41,028 --> 00:30:43,535
Everyone, I want everyone
out of here now!
554
00:30:48,278 --> 00:30:49,197
Clear.
555
00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:56,831
Come on, Sebastian. Clear!
556
00:30:57,691 --> 00:30:59,388
I’ve got sinus rhythm.
557
00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:12,339
That is not TV!
558
00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:14,644
Compelling television.
559
00:31:15,701 --> 00:31:17,525
Do whatever tests you want.
560
00:31:18,161 --> 00:31:20,695
I want to treat you for TB.
561
00:31:21,044 --> 00:31:24,799
Dr. Cameron found low sugar
in your cerebrospinal fluid.
562
00:31:24,901 --> 00:31:26,690
It’s a classic finding of TB.
563
00:31:26,774 --> 00:31:29,138
And now you think
TB’s the problem?
564
00:31:29,428 --> 00:31:33,349
Nah. TB caused
cardiac arrest on a hot day,
565
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:36,382
your work in Africa would be
even more futile than it already is.
566
00:31:36,466 --> 00:31:38,116
Can you get to your point, please?
567
00:31:38,343 --> 00:31:40,005
That white board in my office,
568
00:31:40,090 --> 00:31:41,861
we’re up to about a dozen symptoms now.
569
00:31:41,923 --> 00:31:47,343
Cardiac arrest, clearly not TB.
CSF sugar clearly is TB.
570
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,478
The rest of them
could go either way.
571
00:31:49,562 --> 00:31:52,615
Unless we know which ones
are which I can’t diagnose you.
572
00:31:56,833 --> 00:32:00,976
I’ll take any other tests or treatments
you might want to prescribe.
573
00:32:03,705 --> 00:32:06,357
So you’re
not special, but TB is.
574
00:32:06,441 --> 00:32:09,542
People die of TB
because we let them,
it’s our choice.
575
00:32:09,652 --> 00:32:12,924
People die of malaria
because we let them,
they die of dysentery...
576
00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:14,996
Nah, TB’s my disease.
577
00:32:15,186 --> 00:32:16,914
You own a disease?
578
00:32:17,173 --> 00:32:20,477
Well, I’m sorry
I missed the IPO
on dengue fever.
579
00:32:20,594 --> 00:32:22,639
Look, I know
I have a way about me.
580
00:32:22,785 --> 00:32:27,050
I know I piss a lot of people off,
and a whole lot more I just annoy.
581
00:32:27,235 --> 00:32:31,939
But you’re the first person that
I’ve ever met who I think is
actually annoyed by what I do.
582
00:32:32,023 --> 00:32:35,951
Do you think
I’m not saving any lives,
or is that a bad thing?
583
00:32:36,035 --> 00:32:38,704
Right now, I’m just
trying to save your life.
584
00:32:38,837 --> 00:32:40,910
Or do you just have
a problem with hope?
585
00:32:43,513 --> 00:32:47,363
You know,
the difference between our jobs
is not numbers or styles.
586
00:32:47,469 --> 00:32:49,478
It’s that I know
I’m gonna fail.
587
00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:53,246
Even if I save a million people
there’s gonna be another million.
588
00:32:54,049 --> 00:32:56,315
You couldn’t handle that.
589
00:32:56,565 --> 00:32:59,031
I think you resent anyone who can.
590
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:02,209
Can’t we just agree that
you’re incredibly annoying?
591
00:33:02,459 --> 00:33:07,383
Take the pills or I let you die,
do an autopsy,
call my own press conference,
592
00:33:07,425 --> 00:33:10,574
and make sure the world knows
that you didn’t die of TB.
593
00:33:10,658 --> 00:33:14,311
Corporate sponsors
will be disappointed, but
they’ll find another disease.
594
00:33:14,395 --> 00:33:16,052
Why would you do that?
595
00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:18,900
Because I’m just a
mean son of a bitch.
596
00:34:27,729 --> 00:34:32,940
So we still have to explain
P-R variability, syncope, headaches,
597
00:34:33,165 --> 00:34:36,513
and...low sugar?
598
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,680
- That was classic TB.
- Apparently not.
599
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,543
Cameron: You’ve rerun the test?
Chase: Yeah.
600
00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:44,167
This is good!
601
00:34:44,268 --> 00:34:45,985
Good? This is bizarre.
602
00:34:46,091 --> 00:34:47,623
Bizarre is good!
603
00:34:48,065 --> 00:34:51,138
Common has hundreds
of explanations.
Bizarre has hardly any.
604
00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:53,451
What else could
cause low CSF sugar?
605
00:34:53,535 --> 00:34:56,234
Uh-uh. I get to
ask the questions.
606
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:59,768
I’ve found you look
a lot smarter asking the questions
than dumbly not answering.
607
00:34:59,852 --> 00:35:02,575
- High insulin levels in his blood.
- They’d have to be very high.
608
00:35:02,641 --> 00:35:05,258
Chase: Okay, very high
insulin levels in his blood.
609
00:35:05,342 --> 00:35:07,179
How could he get
high insulin levels?
610
00:35:07,263 --> 00:35:09,981
We’ve checked
daily blood sugars, all normal!
611
00:35:10,084 --> 00:35:12,889
See how smart she looks?
Cause she asked the question.
612
00:35:12,973 --> 00:35:16,049
And it’s not glucagonoma
because he has no rash.
613
00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:19,280
It’s not self-induced
because he’s not an idiot,
614
00:35:19,426 --> 00:35:23,473
and it’s not a tumor
because the CT and the MRI
were both negative.
615
00:35:23,557 --> 00:35:26,047
Which just leaves tumor.
616
00:35:30,144 --> 00:35:30,874
Why do you do this?
617
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,571
Why do you ignore
what I say like I’m not even...
618
00:35:32,655 --> 00:35:35,061
Small tumor.
Really, really tiny.
619
00:35:35,145 --> 00:35:38,394
So small we can’t see it.
Nesidioblastoma.
620
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:41,651
An abnormal growth of
the insulin-secreting glands
of his pancreas?
621
00:35:41,735 --> 00:35:43,693
It only intermittently
secretes insulin.
622
00:35:43,777 --> 00:35:46,622
It responds to stress.
Like if, oh, I don’t know,
623
00:35:46,706 --> 00:35:50,114
if someone accidentally puts
the mechanical bull on 11.
624
00:35:50,198 --> 00:35:52,105
Easily removed by surgery.
625
00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:55,588
Except, if it’s so small
we can’t see it,
626
00:35:55,672 --> 00:35:57,099
how’re we even going
to prove it’s there?
627
00:35:57,302 --> 00:35:59,008
“She asked, looking clever.”
628
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,755
We just start hacking away
at his pancreas until he gets better?
629
00:36:02,839 --> 00:36:05,362
How do you prove
something exists
when you can’t see it?
630
00:36:05,462 --> 00:36:07,958
Does God exist?
Does the wind blow?
631
00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,472
We know because
the leaves move.
632
00:36:09,472 --> 00:36:11,656
[Elevator dings]
Look for effects.
633
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:15,076
Uh, we should look the other way.
It’s Cuddy with your patient.
634
00:36:15,077 --> 00:36:16,070
Cuddy:
Dr. House!
635
00:36:16,149 --> 00:36:18,254
Dr. House has an emergency.
636
00:36:19,027 --> 00:36:22,238
- We can’t avoid her forever.
- Eventually she’ll die.
637
00:36:22,322 --> 00:36:24,500
You sure she doesn’t
have breast cancer?
638
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:28,503
House:
We think you have a tumor,
easily removed surgically.
639
00:36:28,607 --> 00:36:30,427
We’re going to
poke it with a stick.
640
00:36:30,511 --> 00:36:32,346
And if there’s no tumor?
641
00:36:32,529 --> 00:36:33,999
Nothing happens.
642
00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:38,537
Splenic artery,
it’s a hard left off the celiac.
643
00:36:39,585 --> 00:36:41,358
If there is a tumor?
644
00:36:41,442 --> 00:36:45,465
What usually happens
when you poke something
with a stick? It pokes back.
645
00:36:45,549 --> 00:36:48,045
He’s stuck in the
superior mesenteric.
646
00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:51,882
I knew we should have
stopped for directions. Men.
647
00:36:52,687 --> 00:36:54,015
I’m there.
648
00:36:54,823 --> 00:36:57,953
We’re going to inject calcium
into your pancreas.
649
00:36:58,170 --> 00:36:59,977
The beta cells will release insulin.
650
00:37:00,061 --> 00:37:02,780
If there are
too many beta cells
because of a tumor,
651
00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:05,650
your blood sugar will
drop precipitously.
652
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,107
How do we know
it won’t go too low?
653
00:37:08,191 --> 00:37:10,919
Fingers and toes crossed.
654
00:37:12,304 --> 00:37:13,518
Go ahead.
655
00:37:27,128 --> 00:37:29,584
Glucose is holding steady at 75.
656
00:37:30,637 --> 00:37:34,060
No leaves rustling.
Blow harder.
657
00:37:34,144 --> 00:37:35,601
I already gave him 1 amp.
658
00:37:35,685 --> 00:37:38,852
Well, I guess
now would be the time to
give him more than 1 amp.
659
00:37:51,218 --> 00:37:55,292
Cameron:
50. It’s starting to drop.
660
00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:58,491
45.
661
00:37:58,838 --> 00:38:00,678
I think my arm’s shaking.
662
00:38:01,524 --> 00:38:03,859
I’m gonna start him
on a glucose drip.
He’s gonna seize
663
00:38:03,943 --> 00:38:05,056
Not yet.
664
00:38:06,846 --> 00:38:08,319
Foreman:
He’s continuing to drop.
665
00:38:08,464 --> 00:38:10,581
House:
Not fast enough.
666
00:38:16,726 --> 00:38:18,861
[Monitor beeps]
He’s seizing.
667
00:38:18,923 --> 00:38:20,605
We’ve got to reverse this.
668
00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:27,126
Cameron:
He’s at 40, 38, 35...
669
00:38:27,127 --> 00:38:30,182
[Monitor beeps more]
670
00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:37,542
Push an amp of D-50,
you want to kill the guy?
671
00:38:47,304 --> 00:38:49,153
We’re back to 40.
672
00:38:50,157 --> 00:38:53,249
Congratulations,
you have a tumor.
673
00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:54,967
[Elevator dings]
674
00:38:58,341 --> 00:39:00,038
Are you gonna
go out with him?
675
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:03,568
Is that any of your business?
676
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:04,951
Nope.
677
00:39:06,662 --> 00:39:07,802
I don’t think so.
678
00:39:08,036 --> 00:39:11,432
Two days ago
you were holding his hand.
What’s changed?
679
00:39:12,613 --> 00:39:15,767
He practically lives in Africa,
there’s no future.
680
00:39:16,457 --> 00:39:19,602
On the other hand,
maybe there’s too much
of a future now.
681
00:39:19,751 --> 00:39:23,671
You weren’t attracted to him
because he was prepared
to die for a cause,
682
00:39:23,755 --> 00:39:26,833
you were attracted to him
because he was actually doing it.
683
00:39:26,976 --> 00:39:29,092
Right. It’s that simple.
684
00:39:29,172 --> 00:39:30,023
That was simple?
685
00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:32,698
I put a label on them
and go from there.
686
00:39:33,194 --> 00:39:34,712
Everybody does it.
687
00:39:34,881 --> 00:39:36,931
We are who people think we are.
688
00:39:37,277 --> 00:39:39,273
People think he’s a great doctor
so they give him stuff.
689
00:39:39,357 --> 00:39:40,241
He is a great doctor.
690
00:39:40,325 --> 00:39:42,324
The reality is irrelevant.
691
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,482
I’ll prove it.
692
00:39:49,749 --> 00:39:53,707
People who know me
see me as an ass,
treat me as an ass.
693
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:57,910
People who don’t know me
see a cripple, treat me as a cripple.
694
00:39:58,451 --> 00:40:02,363
What kind of selfish jerk wouldn’t
take advantage of that fact?
695
00:40:09,851 --> 00:40:11,305
Ow!
696
00:40:13,316 --> 00:40:16,920
Oh, my goodness,
are you okay?
697
00:40:18,307 --> 00:40:19,180
Yeah.
698
00:40:19,264 --> 00:40:23,810
I am so sorry.
It was completely my fault.
699
00:40:23,894 --> 00:40:25,628
It’s nothing, I’m fine.
700
00:40:25,777 --> 00:40:28,531
Well, I’m very relieved,
I feel terrible.
701
00:40:28,615 --> 00:40:30,947
Don’t worry about it,
I’m fine.
702
00:40:31,008 --> 00:40:33,249
- You sure?
- Mmm. - Okay.
703
00:40:45,347 --> 00:40:46,646
How’s everything?
704
00:40:46,999 --> 00:40:49,440
I’m gonna go.
My foot’s killing me.
705
00:40:49,524 --> 00:40:53,819
- Oh, what did you do?
- It was nothing, it was all my fault.
706
00:40:56,626 --> 00:41:01,526
[On phone]
Yeah, listen Fugawi, relax.
I’m gonna be back on Tuesday.
707
00:41:01,717 --> 00:41:05,566
Tell Sarni I’m gonna
bring her a new brace. All right.
708
00:41:06,071 --> 00:41:07,379
Just in case.
709
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:08,963
You get ‘em?
710
00:41:09,068 --> 00:41:11,842
Six month supply.
Should fix you right up.
711
00:41:11,926 --> 00:41:13,495
I see you when
you come back for a refill?
712
00:41:13,579 --> 00:41:15,278
Yeah, I’ll see you
in two months.
713
00:41:15,445 --> 00:41:17,072
You’re gonna give them away?
714
00:41:17,604 --> 00:41:21,147
Well, you know
how these things happen,
you leave a bag in the airplane,
715
00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:23,393
drop some pills
down the drain...
716
00:41:24,425 --> 00:41:28,439
I have an idea.
You could bring me
the refill in Africa.
717
00:41:29,145 --> 00:41:30,491
I don’t think so.
718
00:41:30,937 --> 00:41:34,468
You actually like
working for House,
you find this satisfying?
719
00:41:39,274 --> 00:41:44,382
["Stranger in a Strange Land"
by Leon Russell]
720
00:41:52,072 --> 00:41:58,173
♪ How many days has it been
since I was born? ♪
721
00:41:58,338 --> 00:42:04,057
♪ How many days
until I die? Why? ♪
722
00:42:04,436 --> 00:42:08,751
♪ Do I know any way that
I can make you laugh? ♪
723
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,803
Thank you, thank you,
I appreciate that.
I appreciate the support.
724
00:42:13,235 --> 00:42:15,946
It’s not about the kids
dying every 8 seconds,
725
00:42:16,051 --> 00:42:18,303
it’s about the media stroking.
726
00:42:18,387 --> 00:42:21,175
Adulation and pats on the head.
727
00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:24,151
That’s your problem
with him, isn’t it?
728
00:42:24,260 --> 00:42:27,107
Look at him,
he loves it. Eats it up.
729
00:42:27,191 --> 00:42:31,459
Yeah, the man actually
enjoys what he does.
730
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:39,225
Listen, I saved his life.
731
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:43,249
That means
I get credit for every life
he saves from here on out.
732
00:42:43,573 --> 00:42:45,653
I’ll make sure
Stockholm knows.
733
00:42:45,925 --> 00:42:52,894
♪ Woah -
a Stranger in a strange land ♪
734
00:42:54,332 --> 00:42:55,753
Synchro : Vaccine
735
00:42:55,938 --> 00:42:57,496
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