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I've never belonged to a club.
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I mean, I get them, I just don't want to be in them.
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Like book clubs.
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"Hey, check out how smart we are. We can read."
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Shut up, already.
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And bicycle clubs. What's that about?
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One guy in a bad outfit, you're a tool.
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Four guys in the same goofy shirt, suddenly, you're the shit?
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Give me a break.
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My parents always told me to join some club at school,
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any club at all, just pick a card,
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but I didn't, and then a club finally picked me.
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I don't think this is what my parents had in mind.
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- Did you rob a grave or something?
- No.
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I was combing through somebody's garbage looking for their credit card receipts.
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That's teriyaki sauce. Here, smell.
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Not while I'm eating.
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Well, your fingernails could use a little spa time.
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Aw, thanks.
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Not while I'm eating.
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Oh, bloody hell.
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Sorry, I didn't think you would do that at the table.
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I can't win with you people, can't I?
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You're moaning about my personal hygiene.
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You're going on about my etiquette.
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I can't fucking win.
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Mason, if you weren't a reaper, where would you be right now?
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Dead.
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- But if you weren't dead.
- I'd be dead.
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I'd be back in college,
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a sophomore.
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It's enough to make you glad you're dead.
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It's too early for this crap. We're moving.
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We've ordered.
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They'll figure out. They're really smart here. Let's go.
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What can I get for you?
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Nothing, Kiffany, thank you.
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- You're not ordering breakfast today?
- No, I've had breakfast.
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Where did you eat?
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Hungry Pete's, just down the street.
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Escape from routine, it is good for the soul.
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How was it?
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Awful.
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Never going back.
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A ticket to Cancun, first class? Are you shitting me?
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There's a post-it on it, dumb ass.
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If you are putting me on a plane that's going down, I swear to god--
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I can't swim, Rube. That's not funny.
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There's one post-it each.
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Odds are there are more than two people on that plane.
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Odds are if the plane goes down, everyone's going to die.
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Odds are that plane ain't going down.
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President of the math club?
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Just smarter than Mason.
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- Really?
- Well, look at you...
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What's the Montgomery club?
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Old-line country club, beautiful golf course, old money, big money.
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Money money.
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Don't get lost on the green.
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She gets a vip reap last week, and this week...
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Montgomery club? It's just not fair.
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Well, that's not my call.
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Humor me?
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Give yourself extra time.
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See how that other half lives.
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Isn't that what I've been doing?
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Nothing for me today?
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No, nothing for you today.
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What's yours?
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Me, I've got a 1019 West Slane street outside room 216.
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Sounds like a hotel. Maybe a murder.
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Maybe.
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I'm kind of in the mood for a murder.
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What is this?
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That, my dear, is the very same organic whole grain banana nut bread
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that won me a blue ribbon
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at the New Mexico state fair in 1975.
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Why were you in New Mexico?
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I was managing a llama ranch outside of Santa Fe.
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It smells bad.
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Are you always so afraid of trying something new?
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If I think it came out of a llama's butt.
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Fine.
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Be a conformist.
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Have Cap'n Crunch.
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Mom never told me she lived on a llama ranch.
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That's because mom never did.
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Your mom was in the seventh grade
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while her mom was 800 miles away spreading her wings.
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Santa Fe was so beautiful.
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You and your sister would have loved it.
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I want to go.
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Honey, my life is filled with stories.
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Stories don't happen to people who just stay inside.
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- Reggie, go get ready for school.
- I want to hear more stories.
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After school.
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Did you know that your grandmother once did time?
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- You were in jail?
- Mom...
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Did you steal something?
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I was in jail because Richard Nixon was a liar and an asshole.
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All right. Reggie? Now.
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- That so does not work for me.
- What?
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I can't listen to you tell story after story about your selfishness
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and then call it a life philosophy.
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I was a concerned american citizen.
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I wanted the White House to hear my voice.
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I was 11. I wanted a ride home from school.
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So tell me, Joy, did you get home from school that day?
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You cannot, in front of an impressionable child,
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brag about going to jail.
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She's 12. She can handle it.
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She's 11,
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and that's not your call.
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So are you picking me up after school, grandma?
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Absolutely.
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Okay. Bye.
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We'll have an adventure, something weird.
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Cool.
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Little girls love adventures.
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At least, most of them do.
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You run away your whole life,
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and then you parade it around you like a badge of honor.
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It's just beyond me.
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I don't run away. I run towards.
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Oh, pretty.
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Why don't you needle-point that on a pillow for me, huh?
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- It's not my thing.
- No.
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You don't stick around anywhere long enough to do that kind of project, do you?
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I invited you to Italy. You said no.
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Mother, you don't invite a fourth grader to Italy.
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You either take them or you don't. Right?
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I mean, make a fucking choice.
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- I'm not that girl.
- Not what girl?
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The girl Clancy is sleeping with.
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Stop taking it out on me.
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- Where are you going?
- Away from you.
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I guess when you want to run away from your life,
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you just make a break for it and hope no one's looking.
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Hey, Reggie.
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Imagine yourself on the island of Komodo,
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face to face with the terrifying dragon that roams its shores.
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That's a Komodo dragon?
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Yeah, I'm showing my dragon to several classes this morning.
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Would you like to be my assistant?
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What do I have to do?
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Just stand there and look pretty.
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- Can I touch it?
- Don't be absurd.
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The Komodo dragon is a dangerous carnivore.
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He'll eat you like you're a piece of turkey baloney,
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which, in case you're all curious, is his favorite.
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- What's his name?
- Frodo.
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- Who?
- Like the hobbit.
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- Have you been dead for the last 6 years?
- Seven.
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I'm not going to hurt him. I just want to pet him.
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Frodo hurting you is the more likely scenario.
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So, Reggie, do you want to be my assistant?
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Mrs. Brody said I could pick anybody.
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- Sure.
- Yes!
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- Goldilocks likes you.
- His name is Francis.
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Please put it somewhere safe.
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This dent happened the last time I was here.
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May I help you?
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I'm looking for information on the intra-country club women's golf league.
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We don't have an intra-country club women's golf league.
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Which is why I'm here, to talk to someone about getting one started.
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Miss, this is a private club.
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I was told to ask for a...
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T. Hesburgh?
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I'm very sorry, miss.
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Members only.
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Well, Hesburgh invited me here,
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and now I'm here,
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so if you want to turn me away, that's on you, dear sir,
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but Hesburgh won't like it. Heads could roll.
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Roll.
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She can sit with me.
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Very good, sir.
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I...I know mr. Hesburgh.
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He's out on the back nine. You can take a seat if you want.
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That's very nice of you. Thank you.
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Cute.
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A little country clubby, but cute.
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I'm Trip.
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Of course you are.
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I'm George.
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As in Georgia?
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George. That's a cute nickname.
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It's not a nickname... Trip.
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So...
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why do you need to see mr. Hesburgh?
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It's... personal.
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Since we're pretending to know each other,
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let's pretend to like each other, too.
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Well, you see, the truth is, Trip,
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I'm a process server.
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He's being sued.
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Bummer.
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I work for mr. Hesburgh.
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Oh.
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Maybe you're a troublemaker too.
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Maybe I'd better steer clear.
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Okay, you do that.
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Children.
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- This isn't a hotel. It's a school.
- I can see that.
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Hi, buddy.
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- Tell me, where's room 216?
- Go fuck yourself.
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Kids have changed, huh?
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Well, it's a school, so there are numbers on the doors.
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I can see that. Don't talk to me like I'm a third grader.
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Let's go, you're late. You're going to get whipped.
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Come on. Let's go.
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You have fun, now.
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Oh, no, no, no, you're coming with me.
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- Why?
- Cause you can talk to third graders.
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They're going to take the electric chair to you.
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You know what's going to happen to you?
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Well, I actually write for his newspaper,
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so I have to ask the key question.
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Why is he being sued?
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The paper libelled someone.
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- They defamed someone's character?
- That's the same thing as libel.
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The paper boy kept throwing someone's paper in the bushes?
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That must be it.
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Well, you sure are a pretty process server.
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Maybe I'm lying.
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Maybe I'm really here for some other reason.
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Well, I don't know anything about you.
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No, you don't.
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Except that you are lying about why you're here.
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Right.
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Is your name really George?
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Yes. You're trip?
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Yes.
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Ivy league?
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Yale. You?
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Dropout. Siblings?
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Sister. You?
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Sister.
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- You live alone?
- No.
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- Guy?
- Actress.
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- Successful?
- No.
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- So, you're rich?
- Trust fund.
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- You have pets?
- Frog.
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- Frog?
- Frog.
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Amphibian. Interesting.
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Favorite food?
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Waffles. Favorite place?
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Right now?
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Here.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- You lying?
- No.
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- Money or fame?
- Money.
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- Money or immortality?
- Money.
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Money or love?
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Money.
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Liar.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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- Are you lying?
- Not about that.
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- Breakfast or dinner?
- Brunch.
262
00:12:59,997 --> 00:13:02,584
- That was an invitation.
- Oh.
263
00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:05,983
Um...dinner, I guess.
264
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,632
Dinner it is, then.
265
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:14,058
Okay, Francis, are you and your dragon all set?
266
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,399
Yeah, I think so.
267
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,458
- And Reggie's your assistant, right?
- Yeah.
268
00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:19,081
Who are you?
269
00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:24,652
- Are you from miss McDermott's class?
- Yeah. I'm class monitor.
270
00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:26,249
Okay, it's fine.
271
00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:28,548
Francis, since we've got the komodo to show, I think we should--
272
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:30,771
just a second.
273
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:32,997
This is ridiculous.
274
00:13:33,384 --> 00:13:37,974
Mr. Parker, can you please check on the commotion in there? Thank you.
275
00:13:38,307 --> 00:13:39,156
That's my guy.
276
00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:48,741
There's no teacher in there.
277
00:13:51,594 --> 00:13:53,246
Is one of you the second grade substitute teacher?
278
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:54,052
Yeah, he is.
279
00:13:54,491 --> 00:13:55,930
Why would you do that to me?
280
00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:57,063
I'm dead. I want to be entertained.
281
00:13:57,123 --> 00:13:59,534
Well, you're late. They're going totally A.D.D.
282
00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:00,660
You'd better get in there now.
283
00:14:02,162 --> 00:14:02,913
Who's this?
284
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,901
- She's my teacher's--
- I'm his daughter.
- My daughter.
285
00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:07,522
Oh, really? She doesn't look anything like you.
286
00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:08,950
She's so pale.
287
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,695
Practically a ghost.
288
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,219
Right. Well, just...go.
289
00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:20,086
Was that entertaining enough for you?
290
00:14:20,368 --> 00:14:21,551
It's a start, daddy.
291
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,188
I could wear a dress. Would that be entertaining?
292
00:14:24,249 --> 00:14:25,790
I'd actually really like to see that.
293
00:14:25,876 --> 00:14:28,657
Oh, well, maybe we'll go shopping after this. That'd be fun, wouldn't it?
294
00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:36,688
I told you to use your fucking sirens on the way over.
295
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,410
- We were nearly la...
- What the...
296
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:41,496
Hi, guys. Welcome to travel national air, TNA.
297
00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:47,288
My ticket.
298
00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,042
I love you.
299
00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:56,849
- Now, can I get you two a cocktail?
- Oh...yes.
300
00:14:57,388 --> 00:14:58,482
I would like...
301
00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:03,366
basically anything with one of those little wooden umbrellas in it, you know?
302
00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,748
Nothing for me, thank you.
303
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,741
Do the damn reap first, Mason, and then get hammered.
304
00:15:12,982 --> 00:15:14,831
I am a high-functioning drunk.
305
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:20,560
I am going to join the mile-high club today.
306
00:15:20,617 --> 00:15:22,541
You've never had sex on a plane before?
307
00:15:22,705 --> 00:15:23,452
What?
308
00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:26,550
- Is that what that means?
- Mm-hmm.
309
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:29,678
- What did you think it meant?
- Never mind.
310
00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:31,620
No, for real, tell me what you thought it meant.
311
00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:34,476
Roxy, I've never flown before. I'm a bit nervous, all right?
312
00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:37,276
Well, congratulations, baby. Drink up.
313
00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:38,521
Buckle up...
314
00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:40,733
and don't fuck it up.
315
00:15:42,899 --> 00:15:44,942
Just making them draw pictures is a cop-out.
316
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,319
You should actually teach them something.
317
00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:48,448
- I'm not their teacher.
- You are today.
318
00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:51,065
You have a chance to impact young people's lives,
319
00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:53,108
and it's slipping by you. It's a shame.
320
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,438
How's this?
321
00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:00,675
Oh, it's very, very good.
322
00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:01,576
Rule of thumb--
323
00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:02,635
lip liner--
324
00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:05,888
you want to sketch, honey, not draw, sketch.
325
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,206
Thanks a lot, Daisy.
326
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:08,037
Yeah.
327
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:11,049
- Hi.
- Hi yourself.
328
00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:12,400
What are you going to teach us?
329
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,310
Discipline. Return to your seat.
330
00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:24,929
All right, stop drawing.
331
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,963
I want you to look up at these four pictures up here.
332
00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:33,417
What do all these things have in common?
333
00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:35,891
You.
334
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:36,787
They can all swim.
335
00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:39,306
Bats don't swim. Anyone else?
336
00:16:39,408 --> 00:16:42,204
They all...eat meat?
337
00:16:42,476 --> 00:16:44,068
Beavers eat plants. Anyone else?
338
00:16:44,452 --> 00:16:46,433
Anyone who might get into college?
339
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,915
And I'm talking state school.
340
00:16:51,404 --> 00:16:52,250
Yes?
341
00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:54,190
They all die.
342
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,529
- What's your name?
- Sara.
343
00:16:56,580 --> 00:17:00,851
That's right, Sara, they all die. Everything and everyone dies.
344
00:17:06,729 --> 00:17:07,702
I'm kidding.
345
00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:08,802
I'm kidding.
346
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:11,726
They're all mammals.
347
00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:16,779
Who can describe the characteristics of a mammal?
348
00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:21,813
- Yeah?
- They can all fly.
349
00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:26,145
Jesus, Jessie, work with daisy on your lip gloss. Anybody else?
350
00:17:27,854 --> 00:17:28,714
Miss Daisy?
351
00:17:29,262 --> 00:17:32,114
All mammals, like people, are warm-blooded.
352
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,160
Well, yes, they are. Let's hear it for miss Daisy.
353
00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:36,641
Very good.
354
00:17:40,422 --> 00:17:43,296
- Kids actually like you, Rube.
- Oh, I know.
355
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,195
It's baffling, isn't it?
356
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,155
- Hi. What are you doing?
- Paying bills.
357
00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:53,967
Oh...oh.
358
00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:57,694
This water bill is awfully high.
359
00:17:57,903 --> 00:18:00,208
You and Reggie flush every time out?
360
00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:03,009
You know, mother, I'm lucky if I even get to go at all.
361
00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:06,194
I'll bet you and reggie flush twice as much as you need to.
362
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,212
Okay, you know what, mom?
363
00:18:07,264 --> 00:18:10,063
Paying bills is hard enough without the play-by-play.
364
00:18:10,919 --> 00:18:13,760
I really think you should try getting out of the house.
365
00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:16,024
You know, I was just thinking that about you.
366
00:18:16,075 --> 00:18:19,372
You're all straight lines and right angles, Joy.
367
00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:23,111
If you don't loosen up, you're never going to hold another penis again.
368
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,727
Why do you keep running away from me?
369
00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:35,941
We'll be on our way momentarily, ladies and gentlemen.
370
00:18:35,987 --> 00:18:38,071
We're just waiting for some late arrivals.
371
00:18:38,179 --> 00:18:39,698
Did you bring your sunscreen, Roxy?
372
00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:41,777
- I'm black.
- Oh, right.
373
00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:44,988
Black people tan, you bozo.
374
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:48,506
I have spf 15 if you want to use it.
375
00:18:48,602 --> 00:18:50,307
- Champagne?
- Ah, yes.
376
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:51,624
Uh, no, thank you.
377
00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:54,723
Missy, you look so familiar to me. What's your last name?
378
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:58,150
- Balabanian. It's armenian.
- Oh, my mistake.
379
00:18:58,586 --> 00:18:59,632
Nice bracelet.
380
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,172
Oh, it was my grandmother's.
381
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:05,204
- Wow, it's beautiful.
- Thank you.
382
00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:07,148
I love that armenian craftsmanship.
383
00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,906
I will have that champagne now.
384
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,443
- Okay.
- Good for you, Roxy.
385
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,234
Finally letting go and relaxing.
386
00:19:15,148 --> 00:19:17,773
- That's a damn shame.
- What is?
387
00:19:17,822 --> 00:19:21,356
That pretty armenian girl is going to die looking like an in-flight hooker.
388
00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:25,755
- Hmm, at least she got to see the world.
- Looking like a hooker.
389
00:19:26,869 --> 00:19:28,749
- There you go.
- Thank you.
390
00:19:29,743 --> 00:19:31,980
I seem to have dropped my ticket on the floor.
391
00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:35,077
I'm really-- I'm sorry about that. I just...
392
00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:37,862
There you go, clumsy.
393
00:19:39,402 --> 00:19:41,923
And at least I got to see that.
394
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,374
- You're tragic.
- I suppose I am.
395
00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:51,538
Okay, everyone, settle down, please.
396
00:19:53,771 --> 00:19:58,359
We have something very special to share with you today,
397
00:19:58,516 --> 00:20:02,936
a very special report on the Komodo dragon by Francis Bischetti.
398
00:20:09,485 --> 00:20:15,050
"The komodo dragon, or varanus komodoensis," by Francis Bischetti.
399
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:19,658
The komodo is found exclusively on the indonesian islands of Komodo,
400
00:20:19,821 --> 00:20:22,822
Rintja, Padar, Gili, and Mota.
401
00:20:23,328 --> 00:20:26,002
It hunts by ambush and seizes with its jaws.
402
00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:28,792
- Dragon kills janitor.
- Possibility.
403
00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:30,988
It can bite a man's hand right off.
404
00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:37,383
They live free in the wild, beholden to no man.
405
00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:44,152
Oh, my god.
406
00:20:45,218 --> 00:20:45,846
That's us.
407
00:21:00,265 --> 00:21:02,251
What in the name of Jesus?
408
00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:06,444
Go back to hell, you beast. You won't touch my children.
409
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,224
Don't hurt Frodo!
410
00:21:15,865 --> 00:21:16,674
I got it.
411
00:21:25,574 --> 00:21:27,007
Did they catch it?
412
00:21:29,027 --> 00:21:30,192
Fi--fire drill.
413
00:21:30,478 --> 00:21:32,055
Fire drill, two lines out the door.
414
00:21:43,264 --> 00:21:47,195
- Damn. Did I kill something endangered?
- You did.
415
00:21:47,323 --> 00:21:50,410
Shit. I'm a member of the Sierra club.
416
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:54,199
Well...it was in self-defense.
417
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:58,025
Yeah. It's not like it was something cute, like a baby seal.
418
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,621
There you go. This looks promising.
419
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,651
Why?
420
00:22:14,239 --> 00:22:16,993
Newlyweds-- accident prone, obviously.
421
00:22:20,982 --> 00:22:23,675
- Okay, there you go.
- Thanks, Missy.
422
00:22:23,762 --> 00:22:26,707
- Oh, I've got no umbrella?
- They're a security risk.
423
00:22:26,922 --> 00:22:29,181
You can't be too careful. Can't you?
424
00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:31,171
- What's the movie?
- Four weddings and a funeral.
425
00:22:31,755 --> 00:22:32,816
Close enough.
426
00:22:33,882 --> 00:22:35,037
Hey, wait!
427
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:38,984
Why are you stalking me?
428
00:22:39,955 --> 00:22:41,554
You're the stalker.
429
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:42,952
Go away.
430
00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,674
Why did you touch that dragon?
431
00:22:47,268 --> 00:22:49,833
I'm a dragon slayer. Now go away.
432
00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:54,303
- I saw you steal from that girl.
- Good for you.
433
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:57,514
Want some chocolate milk?
434
00:23:00,872 --> 00:23:01,491
Sure.
435
00:23:10,329 --> 00:23:12,361
Aren't you going to get in trouble for ditching school?
436
00:23:13,206 --> 00:23:14,384
Aren't you?
437
00:23:17,123 --> 00:23:18,321
I don't have school.
438
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,627
Well, what do you do all day?
439
00:23:21,926 --> 00:23:25,608
I'm a dragon slayer. I told you. Now stop following me.
440
00:23:27,046 --> 00:23:28,552
Do you know a girl named George?
441
00:23:31,459 --> 00:23:33,088
Was she killed by a toilet seat?
442
00:23:34,603 --> 00:23:36,150
Yeah, I've heard of her.
443
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:46,442
You're a brave girl.
444
00:23:47,574 --> 00:23:50,614
So George stays in, I suspect, with nothing.
445
00:23:50,671 --> 00:23:54,020
I just don't want to miss mr. Hesburgh when he shows up.
446
00:23:54,536 --> 00:23:57,056
I told you I'd point him out to you when he comes in off the 18th.
447
00:23:58,801 --> 00:24:02,842
- I bet five bucks.
- Five bucks? Where are we, Vegas?
448
00:24:03,005 --> 00:24:04,356
Well, that's the glory of poker.
449
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,512
My dad always says, "it has to hurt a little bit."
450
00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:08,222
Otherwise, bets don't matter,
451
00:24:08,996 --> 00:24:12,334
so, George, are you going to call, raise, or fold?
452
00:24:12,647 --> 00:24:13,516
Fold.
453
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,034
Hmm...mistake.
454
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,692
I had a pair of kings.
455
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,680
Well, actually, you had trip kings.
456
00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:23,225
Two in the pocket and one showing on the board.
457
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,219
It's three kings... trips.
458
00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:30,311
Trip, trip, trip, you are really cute.
459
00:24:30,372 --> 00:24:33,690
- You bluffed me.
- Yeah, it's the story of my life.
460
00:24:34,637 --> 00:24:36,798
Sir. How is everything?
461
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:39,035
It's lovely. How are you?
462
00:24:39,127 --> 00:24:40,842
Lovely, and you, miss?
463
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:41,717
Lovely.
464
00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:45,127
Enough with the fucking "lovely." Talk like men.
465
00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:47,218
The golf course has never been in better shape.
466
00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:50,509
If we could just get old man Gibson to stop driving his cart through the sand traps.
467
00:24:51,221 --> 00:24:52,284
Good one, sir.
468
00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:54,299
Call me if you need anything.
469
00:24:54,738 --> 00:24:57,370
Yeah, if he needs someone further up his ass.
470
00:24:57,544 --> 00:25:00,589
You know, for someone who supposedly hates country club life,
471
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,110
you seem pretty comfortable.
472
00:25:04,614 --> 00:25:05,588
I hate it.
473
00:25:06,698 --> 00:25:07,503
Why?
474
00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:11,307
Absolutely no surprises.
475
00:25:11,864 --> 00:25:13,857
I hear the same nonsense every time I walk in--
476
00:25:14,016 --> 00:25:16,023
"isn't that a lovely dress?"
477
00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:18,757
"Man, the 14th just ate me up today."
478
00:25:18,874 --> 00:25:20,374
"Another bombay martini, sir?"
479
00:25:20,973 --> 00:25:22,766
It's like you know everything
480
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,772
everyone's going to do before they do it.
481
00:25:29,869 --> 00:25:30,876
Except for that.
482
00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:40,178
We still have four planes ahead of us,
483
00:25:40,225 --> 00:25:41,914
but until we get off the ground,
484
00:25:42,109 --> 00:25:44,885
Missy and Sparkle will be happy to distract you.
485
00:25:46,148 --> 00:25:49,170
Open your bag, open your bag, open your bag, open your bag, open your bag.
486
00:25:51,247 --> 00:25:53,691
Concentrate on your post-it, Mason.
487
00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:57,034
- Maybe I'm not a very good flier.
- You're not a very good reaper.
488
00:25:58,327 --> 00:26:02,993
Mrs... Tanya Diller.
489
00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:07,745
Mrs... Bernard... Diller.
490
00:26:08,887 --> 00:26:12,425
- Which one do you like best?
- Oh, both of them.
491
00:26:13,002 --> 00:26:14,309
Can I offer you a snack?
492
00:26:14,386 --> 00:26:17,693
No, get those peanuts far away from my baby. He's totally allergic.
493
00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:20,955
Always looking out for me, babe.
494
00:26:21,036 --> 00:26:22,522
- Love you.
- Love you more.
495
00:26:24,832 --> 00:26:26,670
Bernard Diller, it's Bernard Diller.
496
00:26:26,776 --> 00:26:27,386
He's dead.
497
00:26:27,866 --> 00:26:31,800
Good, because I can't stand watching that tonsil hockey all the way to Cancun.
498
00:26:32,331 --> 00:26:32,961
I can.
499
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,391
Busted.
500
00:26:42,607 --> 00:26:45,920
More champagne, please. Account number 1835.
501
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:50,268
You're a quick study, George...
502
00:26:50,841 --> 00:26:51,927
who has no last name.
503
00:26:52,054 --> 00:26:52,848
I have one.
504
00:26:52,935 --> 00:26:55,781
You're just not a clever enough reporter to figure it out.
505
00:26:56,765 --> 00:26:58,085
Who said I was a reporter?
506
00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:00,098
So you don't write for the newspaper?
507
00:27:00,446 --> 00:27:01,966
You were lying to me.
508
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,757
I work for the newspaper, but I'm not a reporter.
509
00:27:05,484 --> 00:27:06,841
I actually write obits.
510
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:09,370
I read obits.
511
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:11,417
- I write them.
- I read them.
512
00:27:11,485 --> 00:27:13,147
Well, we have that in common, then.
513
00:27:13,276 --> 00:27:14,460
- Death-fixated.
- No way.
514
00:27:17,198 --> 00:27:19,247
Deaths celebrate life,
515
00:27:19,696 --> 00:27:22,190
a life so well lived that it needs to be written about.
516
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,157
I really like him.
517
00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:25,237
I really like you.
518
00:27:32,415 --> 00:27:33,796
Anything else, mr. Hesburgh?
519
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,023
Uh, no. Thanks.
520
00:27:40,850 --> 00:27:41,889
Wait a minute.
521
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:48,554
- You're T. Hesburgh?
- Yes...I am.
522
00:27:50,397 --> 00:27:51,303
I'm sorry.
523
00:27:51,929 --> 00:27:54,734
Oh, my god. Oh, my fucking god.
524
00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:56,720
Hey, wait a second.
525
00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:58,881
George.
526
00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:00,749
Hey, George, wait.
527
00:28:02,093 --> 00:28:03,984
Look, I should have told you my name was Hesburgh,
528
00:28:04,031 --> 00:28:05,035
but I was just having some fun.
529
00:28:05,091 --> 00:28:07,364
- Just stay away from me, just stay--
- No, wait. Wait a second.
530
00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:09,044
I wasn't messing with you.
531
00:28:09,223 --> 00:28:11,107
I mean, I guess I was at first, but...
532
00:28:12,085 --> 00:28:13,433
I really do like you.
533
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,700
I really like you too.
534
00:28:15,931 --> 00:28:17,994
Just do the job, George.
535
00:28:18,686 --> 00:28:20,492
As I live and breathe,
536
00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:22,484
Thomas Hesburgh III.
537
00:28:24,691 --> 00:28:27,040
- What?
- Hey, dad.
538
00:28:28,183 --> 00:28:31,023
- Who are you?
- I'm Thomas Hesburgh III.
539
00:28:31,152 --> 00:28:32,551
I'm the third... Trip.
540
00:28:33,216 --> 00:28:35,914
I know, but that's the hand I was dealt. Thanks a lot, dad.
541
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,499
- Hi, and I'm Thomas Hesburgh.
- Hi.
542
00:28:40,865 --> 00:28:45,488
- So you're three. Then you're...
- Junior.
543
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,703
You can put all the blame on me.
544
00:28:48,809 --> 00:28:50,656
My father was Thomas Hesburgh, I'm Thomas Hesburgh,
545
00:28:50,757 --> 00:28:52,008
Trip is Thomas Hesburgh,
546
00:28:52,109 --> 00:28:54,208
and when he gets around to siring a son,
547
00:28:54,879 --> 00:28:56,415
the kid will be saddled with...
548
00:28:56,563 --> 00:28:57,971
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
549
00:28:58,996 --> 00:28:59,805
Good for you.
550
00:29:00,151 --> 00:29:03,640
Oh, dad, this is my friend, George. George, this is my dad.
551
00:29:05,104 --> 00:29:05,954
A pleasure.
552
00:29:11,453 --> 00:29:12,999
Is everything all right, young lady?
553
00:29:14,401 --> 00:29:17,939
Just too much, um, champagne.
554
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,581
Son of a...
555
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,684
Look at this.
556
00:29:36,338 --> 00:29:37,381
Helene!
557
00:29:37,634 --> 00:29:38,537
Watch out.
558
00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:40,514
Helene!
559
00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:42,029
Helene, watch--
560
00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:46,592
Dad?
561
00:29:48,273 --> 00:29:48,880
Dad?
562
00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:51,379
Dad?
563
00:29:52,238 --> 00:29:53,907
Oh, my god, dad. Say something.
564
00:29:54,276 --> 00:29:55,598
Say something, dad, please.
565
00:29:55,777 --> 00:29:56,704
Please, don't do this.
566
00:29:56,766 --> 00:29:58,481
And just like that, Trip escaped.
567
00:29:59,516 --> 00:30:01,485
I wonder if he would've seen it that way.
568
00:30:01,564 --> 00:30:02,187
Dad?
569
00:30:02,871 --> 00:30:06,446
On behalf of TNA, I do apologize for our delay.
570
00:30:06,498 --> 00:30:09,581
We're experiencing some flow control because of the weather.
571
00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:13,604
In the meantime, please enjoy a refreshing cocktail. I know I am...
572
00:30:13,905 --> 00:30:16,626
I'm kidding. No, I'm not.
573
00:30:16,677 --> 00:30:19,048
We are going to Cancun today, Roxy.
574
00:30:20,378 --> 00:30:21,603
Hell, yeah.
575
00:30:22,565 --> 00:30:26,093
We are going to drink margaritas on the beach.
576
00:30:42,148 --> 00:30:43,234
Hello.
577
00:30:49,439 --> 00:30:50,300
It's on.
578
00:30:51,744 --> 00:30:53,143
I could use some more bubbly.
579
00:31:09,508 --> 00:31:11,149
- Hi.
- Hi.
580
00:31:11,648 --> 00:31:13,299
How was school today?
581
00:31:14,815 --> 00:31:16,396
A dragon was killed...
582
00:31:17,815 --> 00:31:18,666
Wow.
583
00:31:20,038 --> 00:31:21,866
And I think our janitor was hurt.
584
00:31:22,373 --> 00:31:23,104
How?
585
00:31:23,868 --> 00:31:25,244
Trying to catch the dragon.
586
00:31:26,981 --> 00:31:27,937
Okay.
587
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,443
- And I talked to this boy.
- Well, that's nice.
588
00:31:33,054 --> 00:31:33,974
Was he cute?
589
00:31:34,998 --> 00:31:36,929
I think he knows George.
590
00:31:38,988 --> 00:31:40,180
So...
591
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:43,057
it was a busy day.
592
00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:48,806
I can't wait for some real mexican food.
593
00:31:49,437 --> 00:31:52,898
- Do you like mole sauce?
- "Mol-ay," and it's my favorite.
594
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,495
You know it's real chocolate sauce?
595
00:31:54,677 --> 00:31:55,949
- Fuck off.
- Mm-hmm.
596
00:31:59,493 --> 00:32:00,291
Help!
597
00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:02,253
I wanted to go snorkeling.
598
00:32:04,111 --> 00:32:05,057
It's so beautiful down there.
599
00:32:05,153 --> 00:32:07,547
All the different fish, it's like another world.
600
00:32:08,197 --> 00:32:08,990
Help!
601
00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:11,458
Fucking peanuts. I can't...breathe.
602
00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:13,188
I wanted to try parasailing, too.
603
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:16,230
A hundred feet in the air with your balls in a sling
604
00:32:16,271 --> 00:32:19,200
behind a motorboat driven by two drunks named Pedro?
605
00:32:19,256 --> 00:32:20,203
I don't think so.
606
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:27,336
- Can you see?
- I can't see.
607
00:32:27,437 --> 00:32:28,876
Is he all right?
608
00:32:35,082 --> 00:32:35,624
Bernie.
609
00:32:36,081 --> 00:32:36,741
Baby?
610
00:32:39,204 --> 00:32:40,790
You bitch.
611
00:32:57,444 --> 00:32:59,715
Maybe the tickets are refundable.
612
00:32:59,857 --> 00:33:01,803
Act of god, all that bull, you know?
613
00:33:02,233 --> 00:33:04,932
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
614
00:33:05,782 --> 00:33:08,531
It should just be a couple more minutes, folks.
615
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:09,949
Thanks for your patience.
616
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:14,087
- Come on, dad.
- Look at him.
617
00:33:14,186 --> 00:33:14,844
Don't do this.
618
00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:16,667
He learned lifesaving at junior lifeguards.
619
00:33:17,031 --> 00:33:18,306
He really loves you.
620
00:33:18,907 --> 00:33:20,174
He likes you.
621
00:33:21,408 --> 00:33:22,785
I've seen the way he looks at you.
622
00:33:22,975 --> 00:33:24,188
Something going on there.
623
00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:24,899
I don't...
624
00:33:25,289 --> 00:33:28,059
it was just flirting. I shouldn't have been doing it.
625
00:33:29,984 --> 00:33:31,704
Say goodbye to my son, why don't you?
626
00:33:32,536 --> 00:33:34,644
Um, he's...
627
00:33:35,232 --> 00:33:37,403
busy with you.
628
00:33:37,633 --> 00:33:38,776
Don't be afraid.
629
00:33:39,497 --> 00:33:40,424
Well, say something.
630
00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,108
Tell him you're sorry.
631
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:44,866
God...
632
00:33:45,866 --> 00:33:46,722
Okay.
633
00:33:47,075 --> 00:33:49,247
I like him. Do I say, "I'll call you"?
634
00:33:49,384 --> 00:33:51,222
Or do I just give him my number?
635
00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:54,422
That's what Daisy would do. She'd say, "here's my card."
636
00:33:55,047 --> 00:33:56,763
Fuck, his dad just died.
637
00:33:57,305 --> 00:33:57,847
I...
638
00:33:58,624 --> 00:33:59,496
I...
639
00:34:00,974 --> 00:34:02,543
I'm just sorry.
640
00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:11,282
I'll look out for him.
641
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:12,735
Come on, please.
642
00:34:12,813 --> 00:34:14,247
You look out for him, too, huh?
643
00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:15,676
Okay.
644
00:34:15,788 --> 00:34:16,429
Promise?
645
00:34:17,145 --> 00:34:18,031
I promise.
646
00:34:24,285 --> 00:34:25,071
Hi.
647
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,820
- Did you get Reggie?
- Yes.
648
00:34:28,543 --> 00:34:32,512
Come on, leave that for later. I'll buy you an ice cream.
649
00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:35,721
You used to love rainbow sherbet, right?
650
00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:40,008
We need to chat about Reggie.
651
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,442
Her issues are really buried.
652
00:34:42,504 --> 00:34:43,994
I'm dealing with her issues, mom.
653
00:34:44,676 --> 00:34:47,328
I stopped using top and bottom sheets.
654
00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,866
I just take a big navajo blanket,
655
00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:51,640
toss it over the futon,
656
00:34:51,776 --> 00:34:53,297
boom, bed's made.
657
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:55,939
Well, that's great. The next time I go camping with tonto,
658
00:34:55,995 --> 00:34:57,316
I'll be sure to give that a shot.
659
00:34:57,374 --> 00:35:00,973
I don't think conventional therapy is the way to go, Joy.
660
00:35:01,326 --> 00:35:04,843
My word, you're making this bed so tight.
661
00:35:04,921 --> 00:35:06,676
You know, mom, it's my bed,
662
00:35:06,891 --> 00:35:09,073
and I'm making it the way that I like,
663
00:35:09,267 --> 00:35:11,207
because I'm going to lie in it.
664
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,556
- Truer wordswere never spoken.
- No, you know what's true?
665
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,172
You would rather stand here
666
00:35:17,393 --> 00:35:20,106
and criticize how I make my bed
667
00:35:20,234 --> 00:35:22,240
than actually help me make it.
668
00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:25,647
Your idea of help is trying to keep order.
669
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,966
Sometimes order is not possible, Joy.
670
00:35:28,107 --> 00:35:34,355
It is not always possible to make sure that everything...
671
00:35:34,422 --> 00:35:36,900
is in the proper place.
672
00:35:38,548 --> 00:35:40,904
Okay, "hey, should I call my husband and daughter
673
00:35:40,955 --> 00:35:42,430
and tell them where I am?
674
00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:46,459
"No, I think I'll just send them some smoke signals from my teepee"!
675
00:35:46,766 --> 00:35:50,368
- That's not fair.
- You are so fucking selfish.
676
00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:53,586
"Hey, time. Who needs time, right?
677
00:35:53,617 --> 00:35:56,940
I'm a free spirit. I am way beyond time."
678
00:35:57,313 --> 00:36:01,185
"Let's keep everything neat and tidy.
679
00:36:01,282 --> 00:36:04,989
"Let's make sure that everything is in its proper place,
680
00:36:05,070 --> 00:36:08,357
"that everything is exactly where I left it,
681
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:11,056
"that nothing will ever change.
682
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,934
"My marriage can end, my daughter can die,
683
00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:16,851
but thank god the house is neat."
684
00:36:16,929 --> 00:36:19,518
- Go to hell!
- Goddammit, Joy!
685
00:36:20,071 --> 00:36:22,469
Sometimes life is messy!
686
00:36:23,969 --> 00:36:25,701
Get used to it!
687
00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:34,756
Hi, sweetie. How was school?
688
00:36:35,556 --> 00:36:36,268
Good.
689
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,142
So...who's up for ice cream?
690
00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:54,022
Did you know that due to the Komodo dragon's speed,
691
00:36:54,063 --> 00:36:58,284
it is nearly impossible to escape if it's chasing you?
692
00:36:58,545 --> 00:37:00,617
Thinking about getting a pet?
693
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,205
Just learning something new.
694
00:37:02,881 --> 00:37:05,860
Kiffany, are there any of those fresh oatmeal cookies left?
695
00:37:05,927 --> 00:37:06,644
I think so.
696
00:37:06,716 --> 00:37:08,483
Will you bring one for my friend here?
697
00:37:08,703 --> 00:37:10,162
Will you warm it up, please?
698
00:37:10,249 --> 00:37:11,293
- All right.
- Thank you.
699
00:37:12,158 --> 00:37:14,044
I feel something bad coming.
700
00:37:14,354 --> 00:37:15,799
What makes you say that?
701
00:37:15,865 --> 00:37:19,956
Any time you order me food, you always follow it up with bad news.
702
00:37:20,165 --> 00:37:21,549
How was the Montgomery club?
703
00:37:21,753 --> 00:37:22,419
Fine.
704
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,263
Tell me the bad news.
705
00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:25,788
There's no bad news, George.
706
00:37:26,251 --> 00:37:28,465
I just want to leave my girl...
707
00:37:29,132 --> 00:37:31,184
with a smile on her face.
708
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:37,707
- What's up with him?
- I'm not sure.
709
00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:41,800
We were at a school today. He acts really strange around kids.
710
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:43,559
Hmm. Stranger.
711
00:37:44,256 --> 00:37:45,674
How was the Montgomery club?
712
00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:49,289
Stuffy, entitled, bullshit.
713
00:37:49,999 --> 00:37:51,731
I really liked it.
714
00:37:52,074 --> 00:37:53,549
I'm so proud of you.
715
00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,478
I think I'm going to go back.
716
00:37:55,797 --> 00:37:57,398
Mm-hmm, what's his name?
717
00:37:57,470 --> 00:37:59,196
- Trip.
- Trip?
718
00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:01,608
- Here you go, sweetheart.
- Thank you, kiffany.
719
00:38:03,733 --> 00:38:04,998
Trip...
720
00:38:05,436 --> 00:38:09,181
I kissed him, and then I reaped his dad.
721
00:38:09,473 --> 00:38:10,757
Complicated.
722
00:38:11,797 --> 00:38:12,550
Good kisser?
723
00:38:12,846 --> 00:38:15,600
Hmm, smart, funny...
724
00:38:15,944 --> 00:38:18,177
- Money?
- Please.
725
00:38:19,699 --> 00:38:23,004
Up until his dad died, I thought he was going to be my first boyfriend.
726
00:38:23,137 --> 00:38:24,017
Mm-hmm, and now?
727
00:38:25,422 --> 00:38:26,962
He's my first boyfriend.
728
00:38:27,141 --> 00:38:31,197
Well...it's a little risky, Georgia.
729
00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:34,433
What have I got to lose?
730
00:38:36,178 --> 00:38:37,095
Everything.
731
00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:42,343
I bet everything.
732
00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:46,542
Oh, well, then you say, "all in."
733
00:38:47,317 --> 00:38:48,970
- All in.
- Right.
734
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:51,994
All right, too rich for my blood. I fold.
735
00:38:52,137 --> 00:38:52,839
Let's see.
736
00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:57,650
Oh... oh, wow.
737
00:38:58,082 --> 00:38:59,435
You win, you win.
738
00:38:59,602 --> 00:39:02,219
Here, here. Yay!
739
00:39:02,937 --> 00:39:03,563
Um...
740
00:39:04,737 --> 00:39:06,837
I think it's your bedtime, Reggie.
741
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:11,471
If you want to stay up a little while longer, honey, it's okay with me.
742
00:39:15,858 --> 00:39:19,432
That's okay. I'm tired. I had a long day.
743
00:39:19,698 --> 00:39:20,492
See you in the morning.
744
00:39:21,163 --> 00:39:21,829
'Night.
745
00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:24,414
Good night, honey.
746
00:39:29,154 --> 00:39:31,064
- Joy, honey?
- Hmm?
747
00:39:32,171 --> 00:39:34,035
I think I'll go home tomorrow.
748
00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:35,565
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
749
00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:39,421
We never do seem to find a resting place, do we?
750
00:39:41,242 --> 00:39:42,119
No.
751
00:39:44,096 --> 00:39:45,929
I don't mean to be hurtful, mom.
752
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:48,402
Neither do I.
753
00:39:49,006 --> 00:39:49,918
I know.
754
00:39:50,783 --> 00:39:52,973
I could always come back.
755
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:54,904
Hmm...
756
00:39:58,232 --> 00:39:59,117
Say it.
757
00:39:59,907 --> 00:40:01,421
You can always come back.
758
00:40:01,923 --> 00:40:03,112
Thank you.
759
00:40:08,728 --> 00:40:10,279
I worry...
760
00:40:11,219 --> 00:40:13,675
about your daughter.
761
00:40:14,806 --> 00:40:15,645
I know.
762
00:40:17,161 --> 00:40:18,469
Both of them.
763
00:40:20,845 --> 00:40:21,974
I know.
764
00:40:27,811 --> 00:40:31,052
I think that everyone wants to escape wherever they are.
765
00:40:33,346 --> 00:40:34,666
We nearly made it.
766
00:40:35,593 --> 00:40:37,285
To our near escape.
767
00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:38,783
Clink.
768
00:40:46,852 --> 00:40:50,979
I think it was meant to be a narrow escape, actually, Roxy.
769
00:40:52,018 --> 00:40:53,334
To that too.
770
00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:54,681
Clink.
771
00:40:54,784 --> 00:40:56,242
Clink, yeah.
772
00:41:01,352 --> 00:41:04,967
- Have you ever been to Mexico?
- No.
773
00:41:06,989 --> 00:41:08,546
I've never been anywhere.
774
00:41:11,141 --> 00:41:13,394
I think it would have been nice.
775
00:41:14,142 --> 00:41:14,967
Me too.
776
00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:18,284
I think we would have had fun.
777
00:41:18,990 --> 00:41:20,270
Me too.
778
00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:23,148
People don't seem really happy where they are.
779
00:41:23,931 --> 00:41:26,082
They're always looking for a different place,
780
00:41:26,211 --> 00:41:27,081
a different person,
781
00:41:27,632 --> 00:41:28,724
just different.
782
00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:30,793
Like my mom used to say,
783
00:41:31,207 --> 00:41:32,921
"the grass is always greener..."
784
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,486
everyone's searching for the other side.
785
00:41:37,689 --> 00:41:40,967
I'm already there, and I'm still looking.
786
00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:44,382
We're sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
787
00:41:44,444 --> 00:41:47,124
Please check the number and dial again, or call...
788
00:41:49,368 --> 00:41:50,684
No one will admit it,
789
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:53,510
but people desperately want to be in clubs,
790
00:41:53,926 --> 00:41:56,455
especially the ones they can't join,
791
00:41:57,642 --> 00:41:59,179
and I don't know what to do
792
00:41:59,321 --> 00:42:01,852
now that I've found the one I want to belong to...
793
00:42:12,526 --> 00:42:15,961
So I went back to the only one that would have me for a member.
794
00:42:16,148 --> 00:42:17,897
Are you still waiting for your friends, hon?
795
00:42:18,849 --> 00:42:19,724
Yeah.
796
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,466
I'll come back.
797
00:42:23,085 --> 00:42:25,849
And just because I had no one to talk to,
798
00:42:26,656 --> 00:42:28,470
didn't mean I couldn't listen.
799
00:42:32,001 --> 00:42:32,930
I'll get it.
800
00:42:38,367 --> 00:42:41,107
Hello? Lass residence.
801
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,750
You mother tells me you're not going back to college next semester.
802
00:42:47,890 --> 00:42:48,694
Yeah.
803
00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:52,053
Congratulations.
804
00:42:58,102 --> 00:43:00,389
- A frog?
- Mm-hmm.
805
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:04,058
A little "you're on your own" present.
806
00:43:05,266 --> 00:43:06,363
For luck?
807
00:43:07,695 --> 00:43:10,219
Frogs symbolize new life,
808
00:43:10,771 --> 00:43:12,139
transformation,
809
00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:15,655
from tadpole to young woman...
810
00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:17,945
That's you, sweetheart.
811
00:43:19,759 --> 00:43:22,000
Whatever you say, grandma.
812
00:43:26,418 --> 00:43:28,820
You have great life in you, Georgia.
813
00:43:30,729 --> 00:43:32,302
Don't let that escape you.
814
00:43:34,609 --> 00:43:35,568
Promise?
815
00:43:37,755 --> 00:43:38,830
I promise.
816
00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:46,116
It's a filthy habit.
817
00:43:47,063 --> 00:43:50,447
One drag, and don't tell your mother.
818
00:43:51,794 --> 00:43:53,402
I promise.
819
00:44:00,723 --> 00:44:01,656
Hello?
820
00:44:03,355 --> 00:44:05,229
- Hello?
- Can I help you?
821
00:44:05,459 --> 00:44:07,303
Hi. This is...
822
00:44:09,990 --> 00:44:12,750
Is this the lady of the house?
823
00:44:12,827 --> 00:44:16,964
No, the lady of the house is doing something extremely important.
824
00:44:17,051 --> 00:44:19,740
I think it involves a dust buster.
825
00:44:21,444 --> 00:44:22,294
Who is this?
826
00:44:25,822 --> 00:44:26,888
Who is this?
827
00:44:28,121 --> 00:44:29,821
I have the wrong number.
828
00:44:42,528 --> 00:44:43,927
As a little girl,
829
00:44:44,638 --> 00:44:47,552
I used to think my grandma was a little loony.
830
00:44:48,764 --> 00:44:51,668
Now I get that she was just really alive.
831
00:44:52,707 --> 00:44:55,891
If I only knew then what I know now...
832
00:44:58,226 --> 00:44:59,788
Join the club.
833
00:45:00,226 --> 00:45:05,788
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