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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:23,732 ♪ Once in your life you find her ♪ 3 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:27,068 ♪ Someone that turns your heart around ♪ 4 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:30,905 ♪ And next thing you know you're closing ♪ 5 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,741 ♪ Down the town ♪ 6 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:38,371 ♪ Wake up and it's still with you ♪ 7 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:42,083 ♪ Even though you left her way 'cross town ♪ 8 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,878 ♪ Wondering to yourself ♪ 9 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,255 ♪ "Hey, what've I found?" ♪ 10 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:51,760 ♪ When you get caught between the moon ♪ 11 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,887 ♪ And New York City ♪ 12 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,682 ♪ I know it's crazy ♪ 13 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,269 ♪ But it's true ♪ 14 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:08,777 ♪ If you get caught between the moon and New York City ♪ 15 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,614 ♪ The best that you can do ♪ 16 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,159 ♪ The best that you can do ♪ 17 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,411 ♪ Is fall in love ♪ 18 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:32,092 Hey, Ruby. Rube! 19 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,551 Yeah, I know, Mike. 20 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,054 "Staplehead." 21 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,098 Your hit. That was your hit, yeah? 22 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,766 This was it. 23 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,267 Fucking turn it up! 24 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:42,727 You don't have to, all right. 25 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,770 Doxxxology. 26 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,230 Fuck yeah! 27 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,898 I had this on CD. 28 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,441 Back in the day. 29 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,276 My daughter tells me I'm too old to rock, 30 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,112 but I say bullshit. 31 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,948 I work with Ruby Ruin! 32 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,324 Respect you, lady. 33 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,620 - Hey, Victor. - Hey. 34 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,330 Tour time again. 35 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,582 You interested in some roadie work for a few weeks? 36 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,834 Man the merch table? 37 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,502 No. Sorry. 38 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,672 Ruby, you have a visitor in the break room. 39 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,766 Hey. Uh, drummer, right? 40 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,018 Thanks for answering the ad. 41 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,144 I'm Ruby. 42 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,895 Yes, you are. 43 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:26,937 Wow. 44 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,524 This is ama... I'm Gavin. 45 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,985 Wow. Nice to meet you. 46 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,029 This is fucking amazing, dude, I'm... 47 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,321 Okay. 48 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:36,948 I've just been a diehard Doxxx fan 49 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,116 since I was, like, two years old. 50 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,701 Dude, this is fuckin' badass. 51 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,286 My mom said she'd catch me banging 52 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,871 my sippy cup to "Staplehead." 53 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:45,123 - Just aaah! - Wow. That's... 54 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,666 When I saw the listing 55 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,377 to be the drummer of Doxxxology 56 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,296 on fucking Craigslist, 57 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:55,133 I was just, just what, dude, fucking... 58 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,344 All right, we leave Monday, a three-week tour, 59 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,596 mostly bars and small venues, 60 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,389 but it'll give us time to tighten up the act, 61 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,183 maybe write a few new songs, 62 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,434 'cause we end the tour in Milwaukee, 63 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,478 at the Lariat, opening for Krampus. 64 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,146 Holy shit, you're opening for Krampus. 65 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,647 Yo, that's, that's badass, man. 66 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,733 - Yeah, it's a big deal. - But hey... 67 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,736 if you guys are looking to freshen up your material at all, 68 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,322 I do a little bit of, like, writing of my own stuff... 69 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,740 And you got your own gear? 70 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,451 Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit with a double bass pedal 71 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,203 and a vintage amp, so everything you need. 72 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,412 Great. But wait, no, 73 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,498 what the fuck do you need an amp for? 74 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,250 I blow my backing vocals through my fuzz pedal, 75 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,335 and it gives it like this, 76 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,254 this crunchy, chewy, disgusting... 77 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,924 Good. Fine. 78 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,592 Fine. You're in. 79 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,928 - I'm in? - You're in. 80 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,930 Holy shit, dude. 81 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:43,765 Look at me now, motherfuckers! 82 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,558 This is gonna rock so fucking hard. 83 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,227 Thank you. Thank you so much. 84 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,937 I will not let you down, I promise you. 85 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:52,524 All right, RV leaves Monday. I'll send you the deets. 86 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,110 Gavin, we're all in our 40s. 87 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,444 Just take a fucking bath. 88 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,072 Take a bath. Aaahhhh! 89 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,991 I'm not joking. 90 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,495 Okay. 91 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,295 ♪ Living on discount macaroni ♪ 92 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,465 ♪ Can't even get a job with my uncle Tony ♪ 93 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,385 ♪ You sent your goons to repo my truck ♪ 94 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,595 ♪ What the actual fuck ♪ 95 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,098 ♪ I can play guitar and I'm a decent singer ♪ 96 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,726 ♪ Now cut my wedding ring off my dead finger ♪ 97 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,603 ♪ You say you wanna deal but you're such a phony ♪ 98 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,106 ♪ You're never gonna get that alimony ♪ 99 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,108 Al! Al. God. Stop. 100 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,651 That's awful. God. 101 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,319 How's the divorce going, bro? 102 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,405 Not good. 103 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,573 The lyrics are temporary. 104 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,116 I just slug out whatever's in my head, 105 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,284 we can zhuzh it up later. 106 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,327 There's no zhuzhing. It's a turd. 107 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,538 I don't want to zhuzh the turd. 108 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,831 We have three weeks, man. 109 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,124 We got to come up with something that's going 110 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,876 to pop at this Krampus show. 111 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,169 What's the point? 112 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,254 They're just gonna want to hear "Staplehead." 113 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,756 The point, Eskie, is that I'm not ready 114 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:02,635 to lay down and die as some fucking nostalgia act. Are you? 115 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,637 I just moved back in with my mom, 116 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,390 and I got my AARP membership this year. 117 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,142 So it's been a banner year for me. 118 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,227 And Al with his divorce. 119 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,021 It's not going well. 120 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,440 - And you think law school is gonna... - Law school? 121 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,151 You think I can afford law school? 122 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,819 It's an online MSL degree. 123 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,155 I can't even afford to sell out. 124 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,740 It's desperate times, Rube. 125 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,326 Piling in this shitty van year after year 126 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,744 for the rest of our lives, 127 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,663 driving around playing Irish pubs. 128 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,499 I swear to Christ, I'm gonna start crying 129 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:33,792 I really think about it. 130 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,460 The goal is not this. 131 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,004 The goal is to get back. 132 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:42,217 To have shit acts like Krampus opening for us. 133 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,844 That feeling on stage, the crowd, 134 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,846 do you remember that? 135 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,556 We're metal Gods. 136 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,184 What would you do to get that back? 137 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,226 Anything. 138 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,937 - Anything. - Anything. 139 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,522 We need to do this. 140 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:56,773 And all we need, 141 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,943 all we need is to write one new song 142 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,403 that doesn't suck. 143 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,782 I had a kind of a doomy sort of riff in A, 144 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:06,991 try this. 145 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,582 That's not bad. 146 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,390 Geez, where'd you get this kid? 147 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,808 Juilliard. 148 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:32,934 Really? 149 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,394 Fucking Craigslist. 150 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,437 Where do you think? 151 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,440 That's wild. 152 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:51,661 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 153 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,209 So this tape line goes right here. 154 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,544 - Okay. - Not here. 155 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,920 - Mm-hmm. - And not here. 156 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,672 - Okay. - So I, so I don't hunch. 157 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,174 - All right. - I got a sciatica. 158 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,884 - I can't hunch. - Okay. 159 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,218 Maggie May, 160 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,637 I ain't seen one of these since Foghat. 161 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:15,226 Battle Creek, show us your metal! 162 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,985 Fuckin' Benson, man. 163 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,488 Two, three, and... 164 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,740 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 165 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,950 ♪ Working all night ♪ 166 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,119 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 167 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,205 ♪ Fits me just right ♪ 168 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,248 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 169 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,376 ♪ Last one to leave ♪ 170 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,461 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 171 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,005 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 172 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,927 - All right. Okay. - There's no bridge yet. 173 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,262 Fuck a bridge. What are we, Christopher Cross? 174 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,556 Just power through it. 175 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,141 What do you think? There's something there? 176 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,104 Deuteronomy, what do you think? Something there? 177 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,855 I got my audiobooks on. 178 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,150 Hey, kid, what do you think? 179 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:08,822 Why don't you guys just try to write another song like "Staplehead"? 180 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:13,827 I mean, "Staplehead." That song is, um, good. 181 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,122 So just try and, you know... 182 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,291 make another song like that. 183 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,627 Why don't I just fucking traipse into the fucking forest 184 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,296 and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus? 185 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,465 That would be rad too. 186 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,509 Every second of every day, 187 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,803 I try and write a song like "Staplehead." 188 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,473 I remember the first time I heard it, 189 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,476 that feeling was like a needle made of ice 190 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,186 going into my brain. 191 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,522 Like seeing the face of God 192 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,898 and fucking God saying, 193 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:47,027 "That's what a fucking hit feels like." 194 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,195 I've been chasing that feeling for the past 20 years 195 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,238 and never come close. 196 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,282 "Staplehead" 's a fucking curse. 197 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,867 That song ruined my life. 198 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:57,245 But the song is your big hit. 199 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,205 We didn't write it. 200 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,374 - What? - Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it. 201 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:04,794 Our drummer Belinda did, and she gets all the royalties. 202 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,380 Now that bitch is selling leggings in the suburbs. 203 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,299 But you guys continue to play the song. 204 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:12,886 We have to every gig. Have to. 205 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,722 And when we're not on stage, we hear it everywhere. 206 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,100 And we don't get one red cent. 207 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,143 It's a fucking curse. 208 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,478 Fuck that, though. 209 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,271 Tonight, we open with "Merch Girl." 210 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,647 I got a feeling about this. 211 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,150 Two, three and... 212 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,408 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 213 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,995 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 214 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,167 We suck. 215 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,627 Hey, 216 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,380 aren't you the band that does "Staplehead"? 217 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,466 - Play "Staplehead"! - No. 218 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,719 We're not playing "Staplehead." 219 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:02,310 ♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 220 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,312 ♪ By fire ♪ 221 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,064 ♪ By flood ♪ 222 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,902 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 223 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:14,614 - ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ - Woo! 224 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,616 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 225 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,868 ♪ Tonight is where you rise ♪ 226 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,704 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 227 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,622 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 228 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,791 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 229 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,793 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 230 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,962 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 231 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,423 Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois, 232 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,799 we love you! 233 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,135 Punk rock metal, baby. 234 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,469 Dude, are you okay? 235 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,638 Yeah, man, I'm fucking good. 236 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,848 You little shit. 237 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,141 You ever steal my scream again, 238 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,268 I'll break more than your fucking face. 239 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,544 Hey! 240 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,920 Drummer boy. 241 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,217 Krampus! 242 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,016 Jesus. It's inane. 243 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,726 This will get you popular these days, 244 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,436 this Jackass shit? 245 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,563 People love it. 246 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,649 Krampus Cam. They got Ozzy with that thing once. 247 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,901 Dude, that was fake. 248 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,070 And what are you doing? 249 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,822 Our drummer got hit in the head 250 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,492 with a stapler during "Staplehead." 251 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,327 That's what we call provenance. 252 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,788 Got a secret little eBay store. 253 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,664 It's not community property. Don't tell Edward. 254 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,041 Kid's hanging with us tonight. 255 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,044 Let's party! 256 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,548 I got to be up early, man, really. 257 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,133 Acid reflux, man. 258 00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,969 Sober ten years. 259 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,933 Cool. Cool. All right. 260 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:08,311 Hey, kid. I'm sorry about tagging you. 261 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,188 Don't let that shit happen again. 262 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,398 But I'm sorry. 263 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,942 Listen, th-that's me totally out of bounds. 264 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,362 It's, it's your set. It's your scream. I'm sorry. 265 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,825 And I know that I'm a lot to put up with, you know, 266 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:26,371 but I just thank you guys for puttin' up with me. 267 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,914 I mean, really. 268 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,083 And I know you guys are looking for a new song, 269 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,043 and, um, I don't want to overstep or anything, 270 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,130 but I wrote something and if it sucks, it sucks. 271 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,133 Just let me know. Just say it, no harm. 272 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,093 But I want you to hear it. 273 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,304 It's not like we got anything else. 274 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,223 Tss... 275 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,351 Here we go. 276 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,149 What did you think, Ruby? 277 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,569 Uh... 278 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,450 Yeah, there's some good stuff there, kid. 279 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,577 Keep working on it. 280 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,789 Seriously? Okay. 281 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,876 And I guess I will leave you guys 282 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,753 to your own party or whatever. 283 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,505 Ha, ha, ha! 284 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,299 I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, guys. 285 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,347 Holy shit. 286 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,269 I'm not crazy, right? 287 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,191 Tell me I'm crazy. 288 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,985 It's a fuckin' hit. 289 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,491 It's gonna be "Staplehead" all over again. 290 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,414 Doesn't have to be. 291 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,313 So I'm fired. 292 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,274 You're dragging the energy of the band down. 293 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,193 We're trying to grow wings, and you're... 294 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,446 You just, you're not on board. 295 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,576 - How'd he take it? - He'll live. 296 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,620 Well, I broke my sacred commitment to veganism for this. 297 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,957 I got it, dudes, thank you. 298 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,125 Hey, kid. 299 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,836 Yo, what's up? Whoa... 300 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,713 When we play "Staplehead" tonight... 301 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,423 Mm-hmm. 302 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,133 ... I want you to take my scream. 303 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,718 No, no, no, no, no. 304 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,969 That is not my... 305 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,387 - That's yours. - You have earned it. 306 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,182 It's a fuckin' honor, man. 307 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,644 I just need, I just need a second if you... 308 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,991 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 309 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,160 ♪ Working every night ♪ 310 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,329 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 311 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,665 ♪ Fits me just right, yeah ♪ 312 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,963 All right. 313 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:07,467 Are you ready for a banger?! 314 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,477 ♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 315 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,645 ♪ By fire ♪ 316 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,106 ♪ By flood ♪ 317 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,818 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 318 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,781 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 319 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,366 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 320 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,702 ♪ From the blackest depths of night ♪ 321 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,328 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 322 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,872 ♪ From the dark into the light ♪ 323 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,290 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 324 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,690 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 325 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,522 Mm, do you have another cigarette? 326 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,820 - Here you go. - Aw, thanks, I appreciate that. 327 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,405 No problem. 328 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,370 I've got three days on a deck job. 329 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,664 Manuel. 330 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,833 Jorge and your guys, Victor. 331 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,334 Eso... 332 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,420 - Tony. - Vamos, amigos! 333 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,257 Nah, I'm good. I'm good. 334 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,592 Okay, that's it. 335 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,850 Hey. Hey, Charlie, right? 336 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,018 Uh, yeah. 337 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,519 Uh, Victor said you're looking for work. 338 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,354 Oh well, thank you, Victor. 339 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,480 Uh, yes, 340 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,774 I'm, I'm desperately looking for work. 341 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,484 You have a car? 342 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,527 Uh, yeah. Just needs gas. 343 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,362 And can you count? 344 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,281 Uh, got 10 good fingers. 345 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,991 My band's going on the road, and we're looking 346 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,367 for someone to sell merch, 347 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,870 help out, you know, whatever needs doing. 348 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:25,457 The pay sucks, but you get to visit the worst bars in America. 349 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,042 Well, shit. 350 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,668 You got yourself a merch girl. 351 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,671 Holy shit. 352 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:35,091 Uh, you're Ruby Ruin, right? 353 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,802 Staplehead! 354 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,057 All right. 355 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,732 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 356 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,697 So this tape line goes right here. 357 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,033 Not here and, and not here. 358 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,451 - So I, so I don't hunch. - All right. 359 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,453 I got a sciatica. I can't hunch. 360 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,413 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 361 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,458 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 362 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,255 We suck. 363 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:18,385 Hey, aren't you the band that does "Staplehead"? 364 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,220 Play "Staplehead." 365 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,139 No, we're not playing "Staplehead." 366 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,979 ♪ Up from the dust... ♪ 367 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,483 Whoa! 368 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,444 - Kid... - I'm just trying to get some more on my amp. 369 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,486 Dude, it's so badass! 370 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,614 Okay, okay. Just... Jesus, kid. 371 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,699 - Just wait... - Hold still. 372 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,950 It was so intense tonight. 373 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,368 It was just so metal. 374 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,786 It was just metal. 375 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,079 - Yes, it was very metal. - I thought it was metal, right? 376 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,789 It was very metal. It was... 377 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,290 super-duper metal. 378 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,959 - Yeah. - Okay, just turn to the light a little. 379 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,794 There you go. 380 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,463 You, you think she's mad at me, though. 381 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,132 Ruby? Uh, yeah. 382 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,967 On account of how she punched you in the face. 383 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,719 But also, who cares? 384 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,596 I mean, don't get me started on that "Merch Girl" song. 385 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,973 Slanderous. 386 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,433 I thought she was cool, man. 387 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,727 I'm starting to suspect she's actually a real dick. 388 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,104 I know. Ruby's... she's cool. 389 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,690 She's, she's all right. 390 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,444 Mm, mm... 391 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,821 But maybe, um, maybe tomorrow, I can, 392 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,573 I can catch a ride with, with you? 393 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,867 If that's okay? 394 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,410 - Okay. - Okay. 395 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,543 Gav. 396 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,003 Gav. 397 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,296 Gavin! 398 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,006 Jesus. 399 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,466 I admire the commitment to the craft, 400 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,259 but maybe not with the metal sticks, yeah? 401 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,178 I mean, Christ on a cracker. 402 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,263 Metal! 403 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,975 Oh, I get it. Oh... geez. 404 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,477 What, what's that thingy? 405 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,312 Oh, well, 406 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,355 I like to keep some eyes 407 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,273 underneath my kit at every show. 408 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,525 That way, I can go back... 409 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,403 ... and watch my footwork. 410 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,200 All right. 411 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,160 Check one of these out right here. 412 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,663 ♪ Stalagmite! ♪ 413 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,290 ♪ Stalactite ♪ 414 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,833 ♪ Stalag-sight ♪ 415 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:17,545 ♪ You might stalag-me ♪ 416 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,089 You, sir, are a magpie. 417 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,217 - Magpie? - Mm-hmm. 418 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,677 Self-taught, huh? 419 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,345 No, Juilliard. 420 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,139 Oh. 421 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,066 Ugh. All right, dude. 422 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,276 I don't want to be all Felix Unger or anything, 423 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,821 but, uh, this is my house, you know. 424 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,280 A little respect. 425 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,282 Why do you live in your car? 426 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,034 Wolves on my fender 427 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,994 so I gotta keep moving. 428 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,539 Some wolves, huh? 429 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,207 You going to be like this forever? 430 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,585 Maybe. 431 00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,921 I hadn't really thought about it that way, I... 432 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,257 Not fully until just now, actually. 433 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:06,803 So thanks for that fresh dose of existential dread. 434 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,725 Oh, no, no. Toss it. 435 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,309 I do not consent to photos. 436 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,811 Well, it's not like I post them or anything. 437 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,522 It's just for, like, a mind-collage of my own. 438 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,857 Oh. 439 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,317 That was littering. 440 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,987 Yes, it was. 441 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:28,950 Gosh, you are just really dedicated to not wearing shoes, huh? 442 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,786 If you're wearing shoes, you're just not grounded, 443 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:32,954 you know. 444 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,122 Life is a beat, Chuck. 445 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,540 You got to feel it. 446 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:39,127 Hey, look. See? 447 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,047 Ba-da-da-whoosh. Ba-da-da-whoosh. 448 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,215 - Right? - Ba-da-da-whoosh. All right. 449 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,257 Look, see? 450 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,970 That's the bridge we went over. 451 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,638 You know? Little raindrops. 452 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,517 Holistic magpie motherfucker. 453 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:58,480 Yeah. Sometimes I just, I feel this shit so hard. 454 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,399 Carries me through. 455 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,611 Makes the bad stuff just... 456 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,614 roll right off of me. 457 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:21,711 Hi. 458 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,047 I owe you one for taking that little shitheel 459 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:25,590 off our hands for the day. 460 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,679 You know, that kid really took a hit for you, right? 461 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,723 God, I hope he didn't lose any precious brain cells. 462 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,059 You might give him a break. 463 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,477 Is all I'm sayin'. 464 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,396 He's a vibe-killer. 465 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,398 Can't read a room. It stresses me out. 466 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,191 He's just nervous. 467 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,609 He worships you. 468 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:49,114 I got to tell you, Ruby, I really thought 469 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,534 that being on tour with the band was going to be like, 470 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,412 you know, one big party, all fun and bonding, 471 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:58,248 like... Spinal Tap. Pre-Jeanine. 472 00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:02,627 Not this cliquey gate-keepy high school bullshit. 473 00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,214 Consider my eyes opened. 474 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,098 Hey! 475 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:16,974 Drummer boy. 476 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,146 Dude, I don't know what kind of voodoo, 477 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,230 whatever you did, 478 00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,108 but thank you. 479 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,609 What voodoo did I do? 480 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:30,363 Well, I saw you talking to Ruby last night, 481 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:33,491 and now she's gonna let me do the scream. 482 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,617 The "Staplehead" scream. 483 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:35,702 I've been dreaming doing it since I was 484 00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:36,828 a little dumb-as-fuck baby. 485 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:39,456 This is, this is fuckin' everything, man. 486 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,624 - Thank you. - Yeah, yeah... 487 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,127 Hey. So, um... 488 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,754 - Oh. Uh, uh... - You... 489 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,715 I'll, I'll get a good one for you. 490 00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,842 I'm happy for you, you little scamp. 491 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,262 All right, let's do some fuckin' metal. 492 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,932 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 493 00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:02,979 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 494 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,314 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 495 00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:08,485 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 496 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,653 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 497 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,489 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 498 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,657 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 499 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,493 - ♪ Staplehead ♪ - Let 'em have it, kiddo. 500 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,578 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 501 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,622 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 502 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,665 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 503 00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,600 I know it's been a tough night for you all. 504 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,936 We appreciate your patience. 505 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,356 The ME's ruling your drummer died by electrocution. 506 00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:47,524 His amp wasn't grounded. 507 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,775 So when he touched the mic, 508 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,319 it was like kissing a lightning bolt. 509 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,697 Jesus. 510 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,658 It was an accident due to faulty equipment. 511 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,576 We're impounding the amp for insurance purposes, 512 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:01,705 but you can have the rest of your equipment back. 513 00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:04,499 You all were on that stage, too. 514 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,001 It could have been a lot worse. 515 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,129 Wow. 516 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:12,924 Guess we just got lucky. 517 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,267 Good idea. 518 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:32,318 What do you figure I can get for these on eBay? 519 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,945 Don't you fuckin' dare. 520 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,741 I can't stop smelling that smell. 521 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,909 We did what we did. Now we gotta move forward. 522 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,287 That song is gonna change our lives. 523 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,705 Let's keep it together. 524 00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:44,914 About that. 525 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,250 We should get a recording of the song, 526 00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:48,460 at least a rough demo, 527 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,253 before we play it at the Krampus show. 528 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:52,964 We can use his rhythm track, but we all play the rest. 529 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,507 Really lock in our ownership. 530 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:56,593 Then let's do it right fuckin' now. 531 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,803 And where are we gonna find a recording studio 532 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,848 in Kenosha, Wisconsin, "right fucking now"? 533 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:04,934 Two, three... 534 00:28:04,976 --> 00:28:06,895 ♪ It's a flash inside that calls you ♪ 535 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,730 ♪ From the street ♪ 536 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,943 ♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 537 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:18,907 ♪ It's sugary sweet it's a fiery treat ♪ 538 00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:22,827 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 539 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:26,164 Judas to the Priest. That song's pretty good. 540 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,668 Oh, uh, excuse me. Are you with this group? 541 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,711 Because I have this booth reserved 542 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,171 as of seven minutes ago. 543 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,882 Oh yeah. I think they're almost done. 544 00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,217 "Murder Girl." 545 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,136 Nice. 546 00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:41,429 Is your band, uh, 547 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,390 death metal or something? 548 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:47,018 It's my podcast. I solve murders. 549 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,478 Oh. 550 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,063 Nice work, if you can get it. 551 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,484 ♪ Enter the caverns ♪ 552 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,986 ♪ Of the past ♪ 553 00:28:57,028 --> 00:29:00,782 ♪ Your first trip won't be your last ♪ 554 00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:04,244 ♪ It's sugary sweet, a fiery treat ♪ 555 00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:09,040 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 556 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,713 Damn, that is an earworm. 557 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:15,964 Whoa. 558 00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:20,510 Oh geez. Come on. 559 00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,846 Hey. Which one of you assholes 560 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,014 Shamrock-Shaked my car? 561 00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:26,307 - Krampus slays! - What is this? 562 00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:28,059 Oh my God. Just clean it. 563 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,395 - Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. Uh, hi. - Hello. 564 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:31,938 Do you know my friend Molly? 565 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,732 - I'm sorry, who? - Uh, Molly. 566 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,651 - You know, my ex. - Okay, n-n-nice try, narc. 567 00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,361 I-I'm not a narc. I... 568 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,697 You're wearing pleated khakis, you know. 569 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,824 Just try harder. I believe in you. 570 00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:44,367 - Krampus! - Uh, excuse me... 571 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:45,994 Very good... 572 00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:49,998 Ah, damn it, Gavin. Respect the domicile. 573 00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:51,916 Geez, honey. 574 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,085 You're in Krampus land! 575 00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,341 Oh, whoa. 576 00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,427 Hold the phone. 577 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:12,520 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 578 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,775 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 579 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:21,821 ♪ It's sugary sweet ♪ ♪ A fiery treat ♪ 580 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:27,452 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 581 00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,211 Magpie. 582 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:45,261 Oh, great. Uh, I want to talk to you. 583 00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:46,846 Drop the price of the shirts if you have to. 584 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,306 I don't wanna bring any of that shit home. 585 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,767 You know, it-it's about your new song. 586 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,185 - What about it? - Well, it's really good. 587 00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:53,978 Which is how I know you guys didn't write it. 588 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,105 I got a soundcheck. 589 00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,774 Okay, just look me in the eyes 590 00:30:57,816 --> 00:31:00,527 and tell me that Gavin didn't write that song? 591 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,113 Gavin wrote that song. 592 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,701 Oh. Well, that's true. 593 00:31:07,742 --> 00:31:10,745 But also not cool. He deserves credit. 594 00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,706 And what do we deserve? 595 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:14,124 That song isn't going to bring Gavin back, 596 00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:16,126 but it'll change our lives. 597 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:18,503 We recorded the song. We're playing it tonight. 598 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,797 Look, Charlie, I'm just trying to make something good 599 00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:22,298 out of something bad. 600 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,009 Well, right, but, 601 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,720 but if it's Gavin's song, people should know that. 602 00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:27,762 There are a thousand ifs. 603 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,264 If I hadn't given him the scream, 604 00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,057 if our roadie hadn't quit and checked the amp, 605 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:34,686 if I had anything left in my garbage life except one last shot. 606 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,354 This shot. 607 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,565 It is what it is, and I'm taking it. 608 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,861 I'm sorry about the kid, truly. 609 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,155 Gotta go. 610 00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,545 Something doesn't sit right, Gavin. 611 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:01,963 Krampus! 612 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,091 - Shit. - Whoa! 613 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:07,427 Ooh! 614 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,679 - Okay... - Krampus in the crapper! 615 00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:11,348 Good shit, man. That dude's an asshole. 616 00:32:11,389 --> 00:32:12,640 Deuteronomy. 617 00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:14,225 Yeah, merch girl! 618 00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:17,812 Deuteronomy. 619 00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:20,357 Nice right hook, merch girl. 620 00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:22,317 I see you're moving up in the world, huh? 621 00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:24,527 - Is that why you quit? - Quit? 622 00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:26,196 I got canned on some bullshit. 623 00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:28,198 Huh. 624 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:30,950 Well, you know, I knew that Ruby threw a lie in there. 625 00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,786 I just couldn't track the, uh... 626 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:35,372 This business is built on relationships. 627 00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:36,915 And amphetamines. 628 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:39,709 Can I ask you something? It's, uh, it's about the kid. 629 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,378 The thing that happened with his amp. 630 00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:43,588 I mean, is that something that happens? 631 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,548 Yeah, it happens. 632 00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:46,758 Yardbirds, '77. 633 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,718 Lead guitarist bit it using the same amp. 634 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,137 That's why they have a death capacitor. 635 00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:52,847 A what? 636 00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:57,811 Old amps used to have cords with two prongs instead of three. 637 00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,354 If you reverse the plug, 638 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:01,606 it's like sticking a fork in a socket. 639 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,900 A death capacitor keeps it safe. 640 00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:07,904 - So Gavin didn't know that? - Of course, he did. 641 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:10,073 He had his amp converted to three-prong. 642 00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:13,118 It was safe. I wouldn't have let him use it if it wasn't. 643 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,453 Here, let me show you what it looks like. 644 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:20,667 Okay, here's one on eBay. Identical. 645 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,293 Holy shit. Can I, can I see that? 646 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,802 Whoa, shit. 647 00:33:36,558 --> 00:33:37,809 Al. 648 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:56,619 ♪ I'm gonna buy a new guitar ♪ 649 00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,455 ♪ Neck inlaid with pearl ♪ 650 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:04,002 ♪ To pay my passage to the underworld ♪ 651 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,004 ♪ I'm gonna crawl up ♪ 652 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:09,132 ♪ From the afterbirth ♪ 653 00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:12,677 ♪ And wander lonely ♪ 654 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,889 ♪ On this earth ♪ 655 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:20,185 ♪ Satan, cast your evil spell ♪ 656 00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:25,190 ♪ Save a place for us in hell ♪ 657 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,817 ♪ You must learn we're all gonna burn ♪ 658 00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:31,696 ♪ Because you can't un-murder someone ♪ 659 00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:36,576 ♪ We electrocuted a lamb for the keys to the kingdom ♪ 660 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,536 ♪ Now it's time to burn ♪ 661 00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:40,455 Two, three, four. 662 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:50,423 If you're looking for Al, he's working on 663 00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:53,093 a new song called "You Can't Un-murder Someone." 664 00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,011 Sounds metal. 665 00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:57,347 It sounds like a guilty conscience 666 00:34:57,389 --> 00:35:00,016 unburdening itself for killing a drummer 667 00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,393 via power ballad. 668 00:35:01,851 --> 00:35:02,851 What? 669 00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:04,187 That song 670 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,231 is basically a confession. 671 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:09,025 Uh, yeah. Okay. So you wanna arrest Bob Marley 672 00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:10,860 for singing "I Shot the Sheriff"? 673 00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:12,696 If he was also selling Gavin's amp on eBay, 674 00:35:12,737 --> 00:35:15,073 like Al is, then yeah. 675 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:18,076 I know it sounds nuts, but I think 676 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,787 that Al switched it out for a booby-trapped amp 677 00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:22,872 and killed Gavin. 678 00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:25,875 Listen. I know you really liked the kid. 679 00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:28,420 You're traumatized. We all are. 680 00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:31,756 But reality now, equipment mix-ups happen. 681 00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:33,967 Deuteronomy wasn't there to check it. 682 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,886 - Convenient, right? - Jesus. 683 00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:39,389 Al was on stage the whole time Gavin was. 684 00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:41,891 You think he would have risked electrocuting himself? 685 00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,393 Or Eskie or me? 686 00:35:46,062 --> 00:35:48,314 Well that's true. Huh. 687 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:49,732 Huh? 688 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:52,902 One more show, 689 00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:54,904 and this will all be in your rearview mirror. 690 00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:56,406 Okay? 691 00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,533 Chill out and keep it together. 692 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:00,452 Yeah? 693 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,499 - What are you doing? - You put Gavin's amp on eBay? 694 00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,084 It's vintage. 695 00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:11,629 It's evidence. Right? 696 00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:13,465 - I guess. - You guess? 697 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,967 I haven't taken Criminal Law yet. 698 00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:18,720 Okay, Clarence Dumbass and Veggie McShithead. 699 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,430 Listen to me. 700 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:23,641 We are this close to nailing this thing. 701 00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,268 Keep it the fuck together! 702 00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:30,440 And do not confess to murder in a song! 703 00:36:30,482 --> 00:36:31,483 What... ? 704 00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:38,406 It's probably okay as long as you don't sing it under oath. 705 00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:40,450 This is what, ehh, I'm saying... 706 00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,951 Uh, hey, Deuteronomy. 707 00:36:41,993 --> 00:36:43,536 Um, can I borrow your readers? 708 00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:46,456 You know, I'm trying to see something on here, and I can't. 709 00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:49,793 No. But how about the right tool for the job? 710 00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:52,170 Oh, okay. Upgrade. 711 00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,301 Huh? Okay. 712 00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:01,054 So Al was being a real baby 713 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:02,639 about setting up his mic stand, right? 714 00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:04,224 Yeah. 715 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,643 Said it was his hunchback or something. 716 00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:07,977 I tried to teach him the Pilates 717 00:37:08,019 --> 00:37:09,396 I learned from Jimmy Page 718 00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:10,772 but no! 719 00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:13,525 Okay. So look at this. 720 00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:16,277 This is from the show when Gavin died. 721 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:18,655 Look at the tape. 722 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:22,992 Somehow in this show, on this one night, 723 00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:24,327 he got taller. 724 00:37:25,036 --> 00:37:26,913 Huh, I... 725 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,790 Well, so what? Maybe he wore different shoes? 726 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:33,003 I mean, why would a guy with a bad back 727 00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:35,505 suddenly wear new shoes on stage? 728 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:37,632 Hmm. 729 00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,511 Well, you can't see his shoes there though. 730 00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:43,722 Oh. 731 00:37:43,763 --> 00:37:45,015 Huh. 732 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:25,055 Hey. I... I-I come in peace, I... 733 00:38:25,096 --> 00:38:26,473 Ca-can I borrow that? 734 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,934 Come on, now. 735 00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:33,229 Show me some heavy-soled murder shoes. 736 00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:37,609 Gotcha, you son of a bitch. 737 00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:40,570 Whoa! 738 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,534 Holy Toledo. 739 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,919 Rest in metal. Seriously? 740 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,295 Jesus. What now? 741 00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:59,923 You guys are sick with this bullshit tribute. 742 00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:01,841 You killed him. All of you. 743 00:39:01,883 --> 00:39:03,051 Who the fuck do you think you are? 744 00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:04,386 Me? Oh, I don't know. 745 00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:06,262 Maybe, maybe I'm the highest bidder 746 00:39:06,304 --> 00:39:08,390 on eBay for Gavin's real amp, 747 00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:10,350 you know, the one you switched out to kill him. 748 00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:12,602 Or maybe I'm the girl with the photographic proof 749 00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:15,105 that you knew he was going to be electrocuted. 750 00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:18,441 You're all wearing Docs with thick rubber soles 751 00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:20,944 to insulate you from that electro shit 752 00:39:20,985 --> 00:39:22,362 that you sent through Gavin. 753 00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:25,031 You know, when you told the fire inspector 754 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:27,659 that you got "lucky," I knew it was a lie, 755 00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:29,452 I just didn't put it together. 756 00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:31,454 Y'all made your own luck, didn't you? 757 00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:33,289 You know, I may not have my degree, 758 00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:35,792 but even I know that's not legal proof. 759 00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,545 Gavin was the real deal, you know, 760 00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,130 and he was a good guy, 761 00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:42,173 and you killed him just for what? 762 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:46,011 For some stupid little song about sucker punching? 763 00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:50,598 It's not just a song. It's a hit. 764 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,268 You know what, Ruby? 765 00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:55,311 I knew that you were a has-been. 766 00:39:55,353 --> 00:39:56,688 But it's worse than that. 767 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,398 All right, you're a hack. 768 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,151 And maybe I won't get to see you in an orange jumpsuit, 769 00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:04,154 but you'll be in that orange "Build Box" apron 770 00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:07,490 for the rest of your sad little hacky life. 771 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:09,993 Security! 772 00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:14,039 Gavin had talent, okay. He was metal. He was real metal. 773 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,249 And you all, you're the opposite of metal. 774 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:18,126 All right? You're talc. 775 00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,170 You hear me? You're fuckin' talc! 776 00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:23,882 She can't do shit. 777 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:25,967 We play the fuck out of that song tonight 778 00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:27,344 and everything changes. 779 00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:28,428 Yes? 780 00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:30,972 Let's rock! 781 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:34,267 Hey, do you mind swinging past just over here? Uh... 782 00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:36,811 Thank you. Thanks. I just... I got to grab my, my bag, 783 00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:40,231 and then I promise to continue to throw myself out, so... 784 00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:42,400 I better not see you again. 785 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:44,361 No, absolutely. I appreciate you. 786 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:47,822 You're doing good work. Efficient. 787 00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:48,948 Hi. Hey, guys. 788 00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,700 Any of you know my friend Lucy? 789 00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:51,951 You know Lucy in the Sky... 790 00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:53,495 Fuck off, narc. 791 00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:57,415 Okay. Just looking for some old-fashioned cocaine. 792 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:58,625 Hey, narc. 793 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:01,086 My name's Scott. 794 00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:04,214 And that's how Doxxxology 795 00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:05,882 murdered their drummer Gavin, 796 00:41:05,924 --> 00:41:08,093 I don't know his last name, for a song. 797 00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:14,516 Yeah, uh, well, that's, uh, that's a, a lot. 798 00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:17,727 Ah. 799 00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,479 I got no proof. 800 00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:21,147 It's a whole lot of nothing. 801 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,316 Just loose, connected dots. I'm sorry. 802 00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,068 I don't know who I thought would take this seriously. 803 00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:27,737 Y... y... you know what? I think it's good. 804 00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:30,240 - You do? - Yeah. 805 00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:32,117 I think you make a compelling case. 806 00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:33,702 I mean, some of this is a stretch, 807 00:41:33,743 --> 00:41:36,454 but you've shored up a lot of the circumstantial evidence. 808 00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,957 I'm convinced. 809 00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:41,459 You think it's enough to take to your boss? 810 00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,087 Why would you want me to take it 811 00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:47,090 to the VP of Finance at Nationwide? 812 00:41:47,132 --> 00:41:50,260 Okay, wait. So you're not a cop? 813 00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:53,138 No, I'm an actuary. Did you think I was a cop? 814 00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,434 Yes, man. Yeah, I thought you were a narc. 815 00:41:57,475 --> 00:41:58,768 Everyone's been calling me that. 816 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,854 I think I'm just really bad at buying drugs. 817 00:42:00,895 --> 00:42:03,356 Yes, you are really bad at it. 818 00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:05,275 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 819 00:42:05,316 --> 00:42:07,569 everything you just said makes perfect sense. 820 00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:09,279 Oh, and since you're already famous, 821 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,114 maybe you can get some local news attention. 822 00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:13,074 Hmm? What do you mean I'm famous? 823 00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:15,035 You don't know. Oh, your video. 824 00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:16,911 It went viral. 825 00:42:16,953 --> 00:42:18,163 Krampus! 826 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:23,960 When did that go up? 827 00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:26,671 Uh, it says four hours ago. Why? 828 00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:27,839 Charlie Cale? 829 00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,511 Hey, Cliff. 830 00:42:33,553 --> 00:42:35,221 I didn't take you for a TikToker. 831 00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:37,515 It's over, Charlie. You're coming with me. 832 00:42:37,557 --> 00:42:39,726 Front seat or the trunk. Your choice. 833 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,317 Hey. You need something, brother? 834 00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:51,654 What's up, Milwaukee?! 835 00:42:52,822 --> 00:42:55,408 I think it's time for something fresh. 836 00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:57,702 ♪ It's a flash inside ♪ 837 00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,954 ♪ That calls you from the street ♪ 838 00:43:01,873 --> 00:43:05,210 ♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 839 00:43:06,961 --> 00:43:10,674 ♪ You wrote your number on the back of my receipt ♪ 840 00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:13,093 ♪ Before you cracked me with your ♪ 841 00:43:13,134 --> 00:43:14,678 ♪ Sucker punch ♪ 842 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:20,225 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 843 00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,938 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 844 00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:30,360 ♪ It's sugary sweet, it's a fiery treat ♪ 845 00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:32,946 - ♪ It's time to eat my ♪ - Fuck you, Ruby. 846 00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,989 ♪ Sucker punch ♪ 847 00:43:35,031 --> 00:43:36,324 To the left. 848 00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:41,538 Watch it, man. 849 00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,711 Oh fuck! 850 00:43:47,752 --> 00:43:49,421 Thank you! 851 00:44:09,607 --> 00:44:12,027 Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! 852 00:44:16,448 --> 00:44:18,033 I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast. 853 00:44:18,074 --> 00:44:19,993 This is, I can get used to this. 854 00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:21,911 My friends, in just three weeks, 855 00:44:21,953 --> 00:44:23,371 you've conquered the world. 856 00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:24,581 To "Sucker Punch." 857 00:44:24,622 --> 00:44:26,207 - To Doxxxology. - Hey. 858 00:44:26,249 --> 00:44:27,709 A viral smash. 859 00:44:29,461 --> 00:44:31,338 We got to get caviar in the rider. 860 00:44:31,379 --> 00:44:32,922 I want this on the tour bus. 861 00:44:32,964 --> 00:44:34,758 Like, I can get used to this. 862 00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:35,800 This is my new style. 863 00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:39,929 But I can keep this pen though, right? 864 00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:40,972 Hold up. 865 00:44:41,806 --> 00:44:42,806 Wait. 866 00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:44,309 No. 867 00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,187 What the fuck, man? 868 00:44:47,228 --> 00:44:48,980 We have a big problem. 869 00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:53,860 Yeah. So this "Sucker Punch" song 870 00:44:53,902 --> 00:44:56,780 came out of nowhere, and it's everywhere now. 871 00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:59,783 But did it come out of nowhere? It did not. 872 00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:01,993 Shout out to some of our older viewers for helping us 873 00:45:02,035 --> 00:45:03,244 connect the dots on this one. 874 00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:27,727 You ripped off the theme song to "Benson" 875 00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:29,187 and didn't think nobody would notice? 876 00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:34,150 - I didn't realize it. - It's, it's, it's fair use homage. 877 00:45:34,192 --> 00:45:37,612 It's copyright infringement that was about to become fraud. 878 00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:41,241 And it is the least of your problems. 879 00:45:43,868 --> 00:45:46,621 You may know the heavy metal band Doxxxology 880 00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:49,082 for their '90s hit song "Staplehead." 881 00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:53,420 And for their incredible comeback hit "Sucker Punch." 882 00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:56,673 Their story sounds like a rock-and-roll fantasy. 883 00:45:56,715 --> 00:46:00,677 A band of has-beens who get their second shot at fame. 884 00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,598 But what if I told you that's not the whole story? 885 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,768 Would you kill for a second shot at fame? 886 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:13,857 Commit murder for one hit song. 887 00:46:13,898 --> 00:46:18,319 Welcome to season seven of "Murder Girl: 888 00:46:18,361 --> 00:46:20,030 Rest in Metal." 889 00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:29,414 Ba-da-da-whoosh. 890 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,418 We got her. 891 00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:38,965 Wow, something to look forward to. 892 00:46:39,007 --> 00:46:40,342 I'm in some deep shit. 893 00:46:40,383 --> 00:46:42,218 What went wrong? 894 00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,303 She killed both of them. 895 00:46:43,345 --> 00:46:44,971 She was lying. I could tell. 896 00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,559 You thinking what I'm thinking? 897 00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:53,229 We have to kill that mother... 898 00:46:55,065 --> 00:46:56,066 Tell me where you are. 899 00:46:56,107 --> 00:46:58,485 I can't be the only one getting bad mojo around here. 900 00:46:58,526 --> 00:47:00,737 There's not a corner in this country 901 00:47:00,779 --> 00:47:02,614 small enough for you to hide in. 902 00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:04,783 And I'm gonna hit you where it hurts. 903 00:47:05,575 --> 00:47:06,910 Now, tell me, kid... 904 00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:09,496 am I lying? 905 00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:14,501 Watch your back, Charlie. 906 00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:15,669 Look out! 907 00:47:17,295 --> 00:47:18,880 That was intense. 908 00:47:18,922 --> 00:47:21,091 I felt like I was in "Wolf of Wall Street" all of a sudden 909 00:47:21,132 --> 00:47:22,801 and not the fun parts. 910 00:47:22,802 --> 00:47:27,802 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 63140

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