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(MultiCom Jingle)
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(engine whining)
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(booming)
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♫ Keen eyes
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♫ Quick hands
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♫ Energize
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♫ My soul again
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♫ Gonna see
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♫ My name in lights
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♫ Playing with my joystick
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♫ Wiggle left
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♫ Jerk it right
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♫ Zappin' everything in sight
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♫ Shoot fast
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♫ Shoot straight
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♫ Video to the max
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♫ One down
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♫ Two to go
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♫ Can't stop
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♫ On a roll
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ I need another quarter
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ Please let me have a quarter
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ I got to have a quarter
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♫ Totally awesome video game
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♫ Here they come
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♫ Round they go
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♫ Humanoids
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♫ UFOs
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♫ All day
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♫ All night
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♫ Video to the max
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♫ One down
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♫ Two to go
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♫ I can't stop
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♫ I'm on a roll
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ I need another quarter
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ Please let me have a quarter
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ I've got to have a quarter
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♫ Totally awesome video game
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ I need another quarter
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ Please let me have a quarter
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♫ Video
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♫ Joystick
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♫ I got to have a quarter
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♫ Totally awesome video games
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♫ Totally awesome video games
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(bloops and bleeps)
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♫ I hope I don't spill things
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♫ And act like a slob
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♫ Oh my do dah day
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♫ Oh the do dah day
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♫ Oh the do dah day
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- Look both ways.
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♫ Camp Town race track
five miles long
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♫ Today's my first day
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♫ At a new job
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♫ Doo dah, doo dah
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♫ Hope I don't spill things
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♫ Look like a slob
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♫ Oh my doo dah day
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- Yoo hoo.
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Maybe you'd like to pull
over and sing us a song?
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- Oh, you think I have
a good voice?
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- [Blonde Woman] Mm hmm.
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- I never really thought
I had a good voice.
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- Oh, well come on over.
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We'll make beautiful
music together, you know?
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- I like fun just as much
as the next guy,
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but, um, it's my first
day at the arcade.
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- You work at the video arcade?
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Jeff Bailey's?
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- Yes, I'm helping Mr. Bailey,
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uh, Jeff, out.
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- Why don't you come on over?
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- Well, I'd really like to.
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I mean, a guy can't have too
many friends in this life,
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but I really gotta go.
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Oh, oh!
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Oh my!
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- [Brunette Woman] Why
don't you come on over?
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- Come on over, now, there?
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What do you mean, now?
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Here in your backseat now?
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(giggling)
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Well okay.
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Seatbelt.
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- God, look at him.
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Do we really have to go
through with this?
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(horn honks)
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(groaning)
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- Do you wanna get into a
sorority or not?
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Besides, we don't really
have to ball him.
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We just gotta get
his pants down.
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(easy-listening
instrumental music)
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- Okay now, girls, I
don't have too much time.
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- Oh, this shouldn't
take too long.
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- Which one of us do
you want first?
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- Um.
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
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For which one shall I go?
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Oh (chuckles), I'm sorry.
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You, I'm sorry.
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Luck of the draw.
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- Oh, I can take it,
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but I wanna watch.
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- Watch?
- Mm hmm.
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- Well, why?
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Well, okay, okay, I see,
I get it.
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Certainly, that's okay with me.
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(breath spray hisses)
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(giggling)
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- Oh wow, you really turn me on.
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- There's more where that
came from, baby.
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(growling)
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- Oh, I can't wait any longer.
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You've got to show me
your manhood.
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- Oh.
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Ladies, prepare yourself.
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I would like you to meet
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(zipper buzzes)
Simba.
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- [Blonde Woman] Smile.
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(camera whirs)
- Hey!
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What, what are you?
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Don't!
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(easy-listening
instrumental music)
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(tires screech)
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Hey, hey, hey, wait!
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My pants!
- We'll leave them
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at the arcade!
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(traffic hums)
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(percussive rock music)
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- Attention, video enthusiasts.
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This is your last chance
to a free drink
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with the purchase of $5 or more
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at our beautiful snack bar.
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- You are so full of shit,
Jeff Bailey.
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- Jeffy, come over here
and play Galactic with me.
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I think it's gonna be
like way totally bitchin'
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if you would, like,
play with me.
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(giggling)
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- Sorry, Patsy,
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like, Jeff promised to play me.
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- Oh God, Connie, space
cadet that you are,
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Jeffy never promised
you anything.
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Did you, Jeff?
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- Well, ladies, you know
I never play these games.
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- Dude, come on, Jeff.
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I'll do anything that
you ask me to.
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Anything.
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- Please, girls, I can't.
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I have to keep my relationship
with the clientele
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on a, uh, professional level.
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Excuse me.
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But I've got a couple
of free tokens
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for the Miner Tower,
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and maybe a little
later I'll come by,
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take a little peek over
your shoulders,
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see how you're doin', okay?
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Hey, now this is an exciting
offer, isn't it, guys?
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I mean, a free drink
doesn't happen every day.
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- Jefferson, are these yours?
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- "I belong to Eugene Groebe."
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Well, his pants are here.
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He, uh, can't be far behind.
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(giggling)
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(blooping and bleeping)
(percussive rock music)
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(banging)
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(giggling)
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Gene, are you all right?
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- Yes, I'm fine, Mr. Bailey.
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- [Jeff] No, no, that's cool.
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I just, totally, call me Jeff.
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- Huh?
- Call me Jeff.
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- Oh.
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Yeah, well, I will.
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Um, I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I had a lot of
difficulty getting here.
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This being my first day and all.
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I had a couple problems
as a matter of fact.
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- Are you all right,
little Eugene?
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We left your pants here
like we promised.
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Sorry they got all wet.
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(laughing)
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- Excuse me, brother.
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Um, I am officially
reporting for duty.
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(beeping)
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- Father, Father,
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this thing is possessing me!
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(shouts)
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Father, Father,
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I am losing control!
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(shouts)
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Father, I have sinned.
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(spray bottle hisses)
(shouting)
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- You're blessed,
you're blessed.
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(grunting and barking)
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♫ Yes they're really fine
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♫ Oh yes, they're fine
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♫ Yes they're fine
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♫ Yes, they're
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♫ Down at the arcade
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Fingerprints, fingerprints.
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(spray bottle hisses)
Filthy fingerprints.
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Excuse me.
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♫ Yes they're fine,
ye they're fine
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♫ Yes, they're really fine
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♫ Any time, any time
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♫ Is it really mine
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♫ Yes, they're mine, yes,
they're mine
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♫ Yes, they're
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♫ Down at the arcade tonight
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me, young man.
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Would,
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you've got to stop
playing the games!
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You're a disgrace.
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Excuse me, sir!
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Would you stop
playing the games?
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(blooping)
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Young man,
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you must listen to me.
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Hey, hey!
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I'm sorry, but
you're not allowed
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to have food on the games.
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(blooping)
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- No one's ever gotten seven
figures on this machine before.
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Not even me.
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I don't think this
machine's capable
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of seven figures.
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- Well, I'm sorry about that,
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but I work here now,
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and I find your appearance
highly objectionable.
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I suggest that you just
trot on out of here
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and come back when you're
in better condition
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to play the game.
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- Let's you and me see
what's inside this, okay?
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(blooping and beeping)
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- Hey, here now, what
are you doing?
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You, you can't do that!
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- [Gamer] Watch me.
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- [Eugene] I am just gonna
go get Mr. Jefferson Bailey,
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is what I'm gonna do.
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- Yeah, you do that.
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(beeping and blooping)
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- [Eugene] Excuse me,
we have an emergency.
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- [Jeff] Is, uh, something
wrong with the machine, Dorfus?
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- No, I'm just tryin'
to get it open
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to see what's inside of it.
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Had a real good game goin',
Bailey.
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Interrupted.
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- Well, yes, sir, I thought he,
I--
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- That's okay, Eugene.
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We know what you thought,
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but I'm gonna introduce you
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00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:03,025
to Jonathan Andrew McDorfus.
273
00:11:04,193 --> 00:11:05,611
- Hey, kid.
- Hi.
274
00:11:05,611 --> 00:11:06,945
- Eugene, you must
remember Dorfus.
275
00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:09,448
See, he graduated last
year with me at school.
276
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,116
He was our senior
class president.
277
00:11:11,116 --> 00:11:13,076
- You're kidding?
278
00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:15,955
He was the senior class
president last year?
279
00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:17,998
He didn't look
anything like this.
280
00:11:17,998 --> 00:11:19,625
What happened?
281
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,460
- Games, kid.
282
00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:22,961
Video games.
283
00:11:22,961 --> 00:11:26,340
(beeping and blooping)
284
00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,176
- Well, don't you think you
oughta wash your hands first?
285
00:11:29,176 --> 00:11:32,596
- How come? (sneezes)
286
00:11:32,596 --> 00:11:34,598
- [Woman] Uh, excuse me.
287
00:11:40,396 --> 00:11:41,896
- Oh my goodness.
288
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,148
I'm sorry.
289
00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:46,151
It looks like I got my
hot dog in your
290
00:11:46,151 --> 00:11:46,985
thing.
291
00:11:46,985 --> 00:11:49,071
I mean, I got my wiener in your.
292
00:11:49,071 --> 00:11:49,905
(laughing)
293
00:11:49,905 --> 00:11:50,990
Um, uh, here.
294
00:11:52,075 --> 00:11:53,450
Um.
295
00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:56,286
(laughing)
296
00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:59,373
- Eugene, get the one that
says Oscar Mayer on it.
297
00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:01,625
(laughing)
298
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:08,966
- I'm sorry.
299
00:12:10,635 --> 00:12:11,885
Oh dear.
300
00:12:11,885 --> 00:12:15,055
(thumping rock music)
301
00:12:20,853 --> 00:12:21,853
- Come on.
302
00:12:21,853 --> 00:12:25,023
(thumping rock music)
303
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:34,616
Jacket.
304
00:12:34,616 --> 00:12:37,786
(thumping rock music)
305
00:12:39,746 --> 00:12:40,581
Radio.
306
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,168
Music!
307
00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:48,965
(thumping rock music)
(laughing)
308
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:49,798
Arcade!
309
00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:56,013
♫ 'Cause I'm tryin'
to control you
310
00:12:56,013 --> 00:12:58,640
♫ I gotta leave you
311
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,726
- [Dorfus] Hey, King Vid!
312
00:13:02,018 --> 00:13:04,730
♫ Don't wanna see you
313
00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,398
- [King Vid] Vidiots!
314
00:13:06,398 --> 00:13:07,983
Take your position!
315
00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,486
Start game!
316
00:13:12,738 --> 00:13:16,908
(humming)
(thumping rock music)
317
00:13:17,993 --> 00:13:20,161
(shouting)
318
00:13:20,161 --> 00:13:22,915
♫ It's time to give way
319
00:13:22,915 --> 00:13:26,293
♫ Well, I gotta leave you
320
00:13:26,293 --> 00:13:29,380
♫ While I'm still standin'
321
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,216
♫ Don't wanna see you
322
00:13:32,216 --> 00:13:34,885
♫ After tonight
323
00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:38,931
- It's after midnight.
324
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,390
You're certain Patsy's in here?
325
00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,685
- [Man] Yes, Uncle Joseph.
326
00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:44,645
- [Joseph] Well, I
certainly hope you're wrong.
327
00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:47,356
(clapping and shouting)
328
00:13:47,356 --> 00:13:51,526
♫ I'm not gonna let you break me
329
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,030
♫ Can't let you take me, no
330
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,865
- Ms. Pac-Man!
331
00:13:55,865 --> 00:13:57,658
♫ I wanna trade
332
00:13:57,658 --> 00:13:59,951
(humming)
333
00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:01,870
(screaming)
334
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:04,165
- Ooh, I'll save you, Patsy.
335
00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:07,501
(shouting and banging)
336
00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:11,296
(unintelligible shrieking)
337
00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:12,465
Oh, thank you.
338
00:14:13,381 --> 00:14:14,216
- Patsy!
339
00:14:16,593 --> 00:14:18,678
Get up from there, Patsy!
340
00:14:19,596 --> 00:14:23,141
- My most embarrassing
moment by Patsy Rutter.
341
00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:23,976
- Never mind all that.
342
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,476
Get up, you're goin' home.
343
00:14:25,476 --> 00:14:28,021
♫ Take a walk
344
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:29,106
(groaning)
345
00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:31,608
- Excuse me, uh, Mr.
Rutter, Jefferson Bailey.
346
00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:34,070
I'm sorry if there's
been any problem.
347
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:35,236
- You damn right there's
a problem here.
348
00:14:35,236 --> 00:14:37,196
Just look what's happening
with my daughter here, huh?
349
00:14:37,196 --> 00:14:38,531
I wanna see the manager!
350
00:14:38,531 --> 00:14:40,743
- Well, sir, I am the manager.
351
00:14:40,743 --> 00:14:41,576
- You're not the manager.
352
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,120
You're just a punk kid.
353
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,580
- Uh, my
grandfather's the owner,
354
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:45,956
and he's out of town,
355
00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:49,710
so, in his absence, I have
complete power and authority,
356
00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:52,128
and I am certain that I
can assist you.
357
00:14:52,128 --> 00:14:53,671
- Don't feed me that bullshit,
kid.
358
00:14:53,671 --> 00:14:55,048
You're runnin' a
garbage dump in here,
359
00:14:55,048 --> 00:14:57,008
and I intend to do
something about it!
360
00:14:57,008 --> 00:14:57,926
Patsy, out!
361
00:14:58,801 --> 00:14:59,886
Go!
- Hold on!
362
00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:02,723
Dorfus Maneuver!
363
00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:07,645
(thunderous wet farting)
364
00:15:08,728 --> 00:15:10,271
- Out, out!
365
00:15:10,271 --> 00:15:11,315
Get out!
366
00:15:11,315 --> 00:15:13,816
(laughing)
(beeping)
367
00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:16,820
(Dorfus sniffs)
368
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:19,865
Patsy, I just got off the
phone with that Mayor Neville.
369
00:15:19,865 --> 00:15:21,783
Little lazy, no-count, sorry.
370
00:15:21,783 --> 00:15:24,953
He refuses to close that
horrible video arcade.
371
00:15:24,953 --> 00:15:27,205
- Daddy, would you, like,
get out of my rays, okay?
372
00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:29,708
- I am laying down the law
about that arcade, young lady.
373
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:32,586
- Oh, Daddy, that reminds me.
374
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,088
Connie and I were, like,
gonna go shopping
375
00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:35,255
at the Banarama.
376
00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:37,131
Can I have some Billies then?
377
00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:38,008
- Pardon?
378
00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:39,635
- You know, I think you
called it lettuce once.
379
00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:41,011
Or was it cabbage?
380
00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:43,263
- All right, all right, uh.
381
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,353
- At least I didn't
take your plastic, God.
382
00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:51,230
- All right, now, Patsy,
we have an understanding.
383
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,815
You will not go to the
arcade again, right?
384
00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:54,650
- Daddy.
385
00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,903
If I want to go to the arcade,
386
00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:00,321
like, I am going to go, okay?
387
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,618
(splashing)
388
00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:07,788
(squishing)
389
00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:09,206
- Oh, Jeff!
390
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,040
Dorfus!
391
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,291
Oh my goodness, thank
goodness you're here.
392
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:13,626
Something really
strange is happening
393
00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:14,503
in the parking lot.
394
00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:17,171
There's this van and
it's shaking and rocking.
395
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,091
- Here, take this,
it'll calm ya down.
396
00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:20,550
- Oh, thanks.
397
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,053
I didn't know what to do.
398
00:16:23,053 --> 00:16:25,221
- I didn't know you liked
ketchup and cookies.
399
00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:26,973
- Ketchup and cookies?
400
00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:29,226
- Eugene, I'm gonna put
you in charge
401
00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:31,811
of finding out what is
happening in the parking lot
402
00:16:31,811 --> 00:16:32,938
with the van.
403
00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:34,315
- Me, in charge?
404
00:16:34,315 --> 00:16:35,481
- [Jeff] Yeah.
405
00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:41,238
- It's only my second day
and I already have a project.
406
00:16:41,238 --> 00:16:42,781
Thanks.
407
00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:44,616
- Hey, Eugene, Eugene.
408
00:16:44,616 --> 00:16:46,868
Remember, who's ever out there
409
00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:49,163
may not wanna be interrupted.
410
00:16:49,163 --> 00:16:50,455
- Mm.
411
00:16:50,455 --> 00:16:51,581
Don't worry, Dorfus,
412
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,250
you can count on me.
413
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:56,586
(chuckling)
414
00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:57,880
- He's such a poonis.
415
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,423
- Yeah.
416
00:16:59,423 --> 00:17:00,256
Poonis?
417
00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:04,511
(grunting)
(van squeaking)
418
00:17:04,511 --> 00:17:07,765
(moaning and grunting)
419
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:17,065
(squeaking)
420
00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:21,903
- [Woman] Ah, that was great.
421
00:17:21,903 --> 00:17:22,946
- [Man] Yeah, let's do it again.
422
00:17:22,946 --> 00:17:25,031
Uh, this time, let's put
on our snorkels.
423
00:17:25,031 --> 00:17:25,950
- Holy cow.
424
00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:30,871
(shouting)
425
00:17:30,871 --> 00:17:33,206
(splashing)
426
00:17:39,088 --> 00:17:41,423
(chuckling)
427
00:17:43,008 --> 00:17:46,053
- [Dorfus] Isn't that Eugene?
428
00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:46,886
- Hi, guys.
429
00:17:46,886 --> 00:17:49,055
(beeping)
430
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,266
- [Woman In Yellow] So
what'd you wanna talk about?
431
00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:52,518
- Well, I heard what
you guys did
432
00:17:52,518 --> 00:17:54,145
to my new employee yesterday.
433
00:17:54,145 --> 00:17:55,145
(chuckling)
434
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:57,481
- You should've been there,
it was great.
435
00:17:57,481 --> 00:17:59,191
- I would've given anything
to have been there.
436
00:17:59,191 --> 00:18:01,068
I mean, uh, I'm just
dying to see
437
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,695
what that picture looks like.
438
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:04,863
- See, we, uh, needed a
picture of a nerd
439
00:18:04,863 --> 00:18:06,031
with his pants down.
440
00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:07,450
- Come on, ladies, I
just gotta see
441
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:08,866
what my new employee looks like
442
00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:10,368
caught in the act.
443
00:18:11,245 --> 00:18:12,746
Okay, I'll tell ya what
I'm gonna do.
444
00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:14,248
You know that new
special video game
445
00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:16,916
you've been wanting to play?
446
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:17,876
You show me the picture,
447
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:20,253
and we'll go in there
right now and play.
448
00:18:20,253 --> 00:18:21,463
- Strip Video?
449
00:18:21,463 --> 00:18:22,380
- You got it.
450
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:26,551
(percussive instrumental music)
451
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:28,345
(laughing)
452
00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:30,596
- Great legs, Eugene!
- Great legs, Eugene!
453
00:18:30,596 --> 00:18:32,850
(laughing)
454
00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:35,895
Come on, ladies, let's go.
455
00:18:39,565 --> 00:18:41,650
- [Dorfus] Come on, okay.
456
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:45,821
(beeping)
(thumping rock music)
457
00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:52,201
♫ You show it all to me
458
00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:54,163
♫ Babe, I'll set ya free
459
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:56,248
♫ You're ma-ma-makin'
460
00:18:56,248 --> 00:18:57,750
♫ Me wait too long
461
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,460
- Oh, damn it!
462
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:00,335
♫ You're mine
463
00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:02,336
♫ I'm ready anytime
464
00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:04,340
♫ Co-Co-Co-Co-Comin'
465
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:06,758
- Shame, Alva, shame.
466
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,135
- Why don't you play, Jeff?
467
00:19:08,135 --> 00:19:08,968
- Oh no, I can't.
468
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:10,220
Look, we'll just keep
doin' what we're doin'.
469
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:11,388
You know, a piece of
your clothing
470
00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:13,723
for, uh, a piece of mine.
471
00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:15,808
It's your turn, Lola.
472
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:16,976
♫ Sit right down
473
00:19:16,976 --> 00:19:19,605
♫ Sh-Sh-Shake it around
474
00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:21,023
♫ Shake it around
475
00:19:21,023 --> 00:19:23,108
♫ Shake it, shake it around
476
00:19:23,108 --> 00:19:23,941
♫ Shake it
477
00:19:23,941 --> 00:19:25,276
♫ Shake it, shake it
478
00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:27,403
♫ Babe, I sit down
479
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:29,573
(beeping)
480
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,993
(laughing)
481
00:19:36,163 --> 00:19:38,331
(beeping)
482
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,670
- How come you never
actually play, Jeff Bailey?
483
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,546
- Well, it's kind of
a long story.
484
00:19:45,546 --> 00:19:46,756
- We've got plenty of time,
Jeff.
485
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:48,508
Why don't you tell us?
486
00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:49,593
- I'm gonna have to
break this up.
487
00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:51,261
You know, I mean I can't
leave those two idiots
488
00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:53,305
running the arcade alone.
489
00:19:53,305 --> 00:19:54,806
I got some work to do, uh,
490
00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:57,685
so can we continue this later,
huh?
491
00:19:57,685 --> 00:20:00,770
- Nothing's going to happen
to your precious arcade.
492
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:03,356
- Yeah, I know, but, you
know, I'm responsible for it,
493
00:20:03,356 --> 00:20:06,026
and if they get all those
machines going at once,
494
00:20:06,026 --> 00:20:07,778
you know, there's gonna
be some hell to pay
495
00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:09,613
out there, boy, oh boy.
496
00:20:09,613 --> 00:20:12,198
- [Lola] Oh, stop worrying,
Jeff.
497
00:20:12,198 --> 00:20:15,451
♫ Sit right down and
shake it around
498
00:20:15,451 --> 00:20:17,286
- [Jeff] Oh, ladies.
499
00:20:17,286 --> 00:20:18,205
I feel a little, uh.
500
00:20:18,205 --> 00:20:20,290
♫ Shake it around, shake it
501
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:25,086
♫ Shake it, shake it,
take it, take it around
502
00:20:25,086 --> 00:20:26,338
(hatch squeaks)
503
00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:28,548
(laughing)
504
00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:40,393
♫ Sh-Sh-Sh-Shake it around
505
00:20:41,686 --> 00:20:43,105
Push Alva, Lola, push her!
506
00:20:43,105 --> 00:20:44,815
(laughing)
507
00:20:44,815 --> 00:20:46,608
♫ Shake it around
508
00:20:46,608 --> 00:20:47,943
Okay, ladies.
509
00:20:47,943 --> 00:20:48,776
I gotta go.
510
00:20:48,776 --> 00:20:50,778
♫ Shake it, shake it, shake it
511
00:20:50,778 --> 00:20:54,073
(fire extinguisher hisses)
512
00:20:54,073 --> 00:20:55,491
(fire alarm rings)
513
00:20:55,491 --> 00:20:56,326
Oh my God!
514
00:20:58,078 --> 00:20:59,288
Smoke, we gotta get outta here.
515
00:20:59,288 --> 00:21:02,206
(fire alarm rings)
516
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,918
My God, I was afraid of this!
517
00:21:05,918 --> 00:21:06,795
We're trapped.
518
00:21:06,795 --> 00:21:08,255
We're trapped, we're gonna die.
519
00:21:08,255 --> 00:21:10,506
(coughing)
520
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:13,801
(knocking)
521
00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:18,140
♫ Shake it around
522
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:20,933
♫ Shake it around
523
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:24,061
(shouting)
524
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,356
- [Dorfus] Smile!
525
00:21:27,356 --> 00:21:28,358
(laughing)
526
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:29,191
Smile!
527
00:21:32,738 --> 00:21:33,946
- Bailey,
528
00:21:33,946 --> 00:21:34,781
I came here because I thought
529
00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:35,906
I might be able to
reason with you.
530
00:21:35,906 --> 00:21:37,366
I shoulda known better.
531
00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:38,535
This place deserves to
be shut down.
532
00:21:38,535 --> 00:21:39,786
Patsy, come on.
- Okay, Daddy,
533
00:21:39,786 --> 00:21:40,911
now don't jump to conclusions.
534
00:21:40,911 --> 00:21:43,081
I can explain--
- Shut up!
535
00:21:43,081 --> 00:21:46,043
Get out of my way, ya brats.
536
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:46,876
Move it!
537
00:21:48,336 --> 00:21:50,005
Look, I don't wanna talk
about it, young lady.
538
00:21:50,005 --> 00:21:50,838
One way or the other,
539
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:52,381
I'm gonna close that place down.
540
00:21:52,381 --> 00:21:54,091
- God, Daddy, it's like
you are so edged,
541
00:21:54,091 --> 00:21:55,968
it's like you are turning
totally edged.
542
00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:56,970
If you would, like,
listen to me,
543
00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:59,305
in time I could explain
to you that Jeff Bailey
544
00:21:59,305 --> 00:22:01,391
is like a totally bitchin' guy.
545
00:22:01,391 --> 00:22:02,558
And I wanted to--
546
00:22:02,558 --> 00:22:03,685
- Now, look.
- God!
547
00:22:03,685 --> 00:22:05,311
Bunch of crisp-os.
548
00:22:05,311 --> 00:22:07,396
- Look, young lady, you're
not too old to tan anymore.
549
00:22:07,396 --> 00:22:08,690
And don't talk about your
lamebrain cousins
550
00:22:08,856 --> 00:22:09,441
that way either.
551
00:22:09,441 --> 00:22:11,026
Now get in the car.
552
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,030
- Uncle Joseph.
- What?
553
00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:16,531
- What do you want us to do?
554
00:22:16,531 --> 00:22:17,365
- Do?
555
00:22:17,365 --> 00:22:20,535
I don't want you idiots
to do nothin'.
556
00:22:22,661 --> 00:22:24,581
- Don't worry, Max.
557
00:22:24,581 --> 00:22:25,706
I got an idea.
558
00:22:25,706 --> 00:22:27,710
- Great, I hope it's a good one.
559
00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,961
(beeping)
560
00:22:29,961 --> 00:22:33,215
(percussive pop music)
561
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:37,635
- [Max] Is my mascara overdone?
562
00:22:37,635 --> 00:22:39,136
- Max, cut it out.
563
00:22:40,513 --> 00:22:44,225
- No, really, if it's
too much, I can fix it.
564
00:22:45,893 --> 00:22:48,063
- Your mascara's fine.
565
00:22:48,063 --> 00:22:49,271
- You wouldn't just say that?
566
00:22:49,271 --> 00:22:50,856
- Max, you look great,
don't worry.
567
00:22:50,856 --> 00:22:51,691
What, what's this?
568
00:22:51,691 --> 00:22:52,525
Lemme see somethin'.
569
00:22:52,525 --> 00:22:53,485
- Well what--
- Lemme see somethin'!
570
00:22:53,485 --> 00:22:54,318
- Okay, okay!
571
00:22:54,318 --> 00:22:57,030
Okay, okay, God, don't
be such a bully.
572
00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:57,906
- Now don't forget,
573
00:22:57,906 --> 00:23:00,241
Max, we gotta look and
act like these
574
00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:01,785
video game pinball players
575
00:23:01,785 --> 00:23:02,660
so we can check out the place
576
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,078
and they won't notice it.
577
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:04,955
- Okay.
578
00:23:04,955 --> 00:23:05,913
- Max, you got it?
579
00:23:05,913 --> 00:23:06,831
- Uh huh.
- You got it?
580
00:23:06,831 --> 00:23:07,665
- Yes.
581
00:23:07,665 --> 00:23:09,000
It's Maxine!
582
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,585
- I'm gonna lay you out.
583
00:23:10,585 --> 00:23:11,628
- You promise?
584
00:23:11,628 --> 00:23:13,630
(blooping)
585
00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:15,590
- Man, I love wheels.
586
00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:17,843
I wanna get me some wheels.
587
00:23:19,343 --> 00:23:20,178
Wait!
588
00:23:21,471 --> 00:23:22,305
Stop.
589
00:23:29,521 --> 00:23:31,523
Has anyone ever told you
590
00:23:37,486 --> 00:23:39,363
you got great legs?
591
00:23:39,363 --> 00:23:40,615
- Not in years.
592
00:23:42,826 --> 00:23:44,410
- Come here.
- Okay.
593
00:23:45,578 --> 00:23:47,496
- You know, uh,
594
00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:49,290
you are definitely
595
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:51,000
Vidiot material.
596
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,001
- Thank you.
597
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:53,545
- No thanks.
598
00:23:53,545 --> 00:23:54,755
No thanks.
599
00:23:54,755 --> 00:23:56,005
It's cools.
600
00:23:56,005 --> 00:23:57,381
It's groovy.
601
00:23:57,381 --> 00:23:58,216
Peace.
602
00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:01,970
Come on, Max.
603
00:24:01,970 --> 00:24:04,640
Maxine, let's go inside, Maxine!
604
00:24:06,516 --> 00:24:07,600
- Bye.
- Yeah.
605
00:24:08,726 --> 00:24:10,395
Come on, Maxine,
let's go inside!
606
00:24:10,395 --> 00:24:13,148
- Wait, don't leave
me like this!
607
00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:15,400
(groans)
608
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,651
What an animal!
609
00:24:18,486 --> 00:24:19,320
- Oh!
610
00:24:20,863 --> 00:24:22,115
Go Battle Dome.
611
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,951
- Peace.
- Flowers and peace, brother.
612
00:24:25,951 --> 00:24:26,786
- Freedom!
613
00:24:27,996 --> 00:24:29,706
- What's this, a car?
614
00:24:29,706 --> 00:24:31,081
Ooh, I wanna play this.
615
00:24:31,081 --> 00:24:33,876
- [Man In Bandana] Oh, lookin'
good, Mama.
616
00:24:33,876 --> 00:24:35,545
Is there something you want?
617
00:24:35,545 --> 00:24:37,213
- Uh, I'd like to
play this game.
618
00:24:37,213 --> 00:24:38,590
- No, I don't think so.
619
00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:41,801
See, no girl's allowed to
play my machine.
620
00:24:41,801 --> 00:24:43,678
- I'm not really--
621
00:24:43,678 --> 00:24:45,721
- Uh, sorry, Maxine.
622
00:24:45,721 --> 00:24:48,016
I'm gonna play.
- No, I don't think so.
623
00:24:48,016 --> 00:24:50,601
See, uh, no guy with ugly chick
624
00:24:51,645 --> 00:24:53,230
is to play my machine.
625
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:55,440
Besides, man, it's busy.
626
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,608
- I'm only gonna be a minute.
627
00:24:56,608 --> 00:24:58,485
I love to really get
behind the wheel.
628
00:24:58,485 --> 00:24:59,318
I drive for a living.
629
00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:00,695
Trucks, cars, you name it.
630
00:25:00,695 --> 00:25:01,530
It's a cinch.
631
00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:02,488
- It looks like it.
632
00:25:02,488 --> 00:25:03,656
You're old lady looks
like she's been
633
00:25:03,656 --> 00:25:05,908
in plenty of accidents.
634
00:25:05,908 --> 00:25:08,495
But I don't think
you understand.
635
00:25:08,495 --> 00:25:10,330
It's my turn.
636
00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:11,373
- I, I get you.
637
00:25:11,373 --> 00:25:13,000
Then, then it's my turn.
638
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,833
- No, man.
639
00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:16,670
You still don't get it.
640
00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:19,296
He's next.
641
00:25:21,508 --> 00:25:23,010
(laughing)
642
00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:24,051
- I think he's tryin' to tell ya
643
00:25:24,051 --> 00:25:25,678
the game's tied up.
644
00:25:25,678 --> 00:25:27,763
- Hey, you get the prize.
645
00:25:28,848 --> 00:25:31,851
- [Cousin] Give him the flower,
Maxine.
646
00:25:31,851 --> 00:25:33,520
Spread your love over
to that side.
647
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,353
- Peace.
648
00:25:34,353 --> 00:25:37,148
- And I'll spread my
love over on this side.
649
00:25:37,148 --> 00:25:38,191
Peace.
650
00:25:38,191 --> 00:25:39,025
Groovy.
651
00:25:40,985 --> 00:25:43,571
♫ Every mornin', noon, and night
652
00:25:43,571 --> 00:25:44,656
♫ Got to have it
653
00:25:44,656 --> 00:25:45,490
Peace.
654
00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:47,616
Love, sisters.
655
00:25:48,451 --> 00:25:49,661
- [Max] Hey, Ernie, look.
656
00:25:49,661 --> 00:25:51,705
It's a Ms. Pac-Man.
657
00:25:51,705 --> 00:25:53,956
And she looks just like me!
658
00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:56,960
- Did you learn
anything about it?
659
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,878
- Yeah, I should've
worn more makeup.
660
00:25:58,878 --> 00:26:00,296
- Forget about it, Max.
661
00:26:00,296 --> 00:26:01,881
I got it figured out.
662
00:26:01,881 --> 00:26:02,715
- Yeah?
- I know how
663
00:26:02,715 --> 00:26:05,760
to make Uncle Joseph
real proud of us.
664
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,595
- You do?
665
00:26:06,595 --> 00:26:07,470
How, how?
- You ready?
666
00:26:07,470 --> 00:26:08,305
- Yeah.
- You listenin'?
667
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:09,263
- Uh huh.
668
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,683
- There's no security
around here.
669
00:26:11,683 --> 00:26:13,310
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, yeah?
670
00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,185
What, what?
671
00:26:14,185 --> 00:26:15,020
- We come to this joint tonight.
672
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,938
We'll bust in here and
take every machine away.
673
00:26:16,938 --> 00:26:18,231
- Yeah, but if you take
out all the games,
674
00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:21,568
how, how's anybody gonna play?
675
00:26:21,568 --> 00:26:23,695
- Cousin Max, you are brilliant.
676
00:26:23,695 --> 00:26:24,528
- Yeah.
677
00:26:24,528 --> 00:26:26,656
- And so is old Arnie.
- Right.
678
00:26:26,656 --> 00:26:28,450
- Let's go, let's go.
679
00:26:28,450 --> 00:26:29,283
Hurry.
680
00:26:30,951 --> 00:26:34,538
♫ Just like you said it would
681
00:26:34,538 --> 00:26:36,833
♫ And then you stabbed me out
682
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:39,878
♫ Stabbed me, hurt, dead
683
00:26:39,878 --> 00:26:43,298
♫ Ooh, baby, it's just like
684
00:26:43,298 --> 00:26:45,675
(car revs)
685
00:26:45,675 --> 00:26:46,676
- Wait, wait!
686
00:26:46,676 --> 00:26:47,885
Wait, come back here!
687
00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:49,470
Come back here!
688
00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:51,096
Wait a minute!
(tires screech)
689
00:26:51,096 --> 00:26:52,515
My little animal!
690
00:26:52,515 --> 00:26:54,433
- And they said they
were gonna steal
691
00:26:54,433 --> 00:26:55,435
all the video games,
692
00:26:55,435 --> 00:26:57,395
and they said they were
gonna do it tonight.
693
00:26:57,395 --> 00:26:59,105
Jeff, we gotta call the police.
694
00:26:59,105 --> 00:27:02,233
- No, not while my
grandfather's out of town.
695
00:27:02,233 --> 00:27:04,695
I don't want the police to
know anything about this.
696
00:27:04,695 --> 00:27:06,988
But I got an idea.
697
00:27:06,988 --> 00:27:08,656
- There's the place.
698
00:27:13,328 --> 00:27:14,495
Okay, Eugene, you ready?
699
00:27:14,495 --> 00:27:15,871
- Ready, ready for what?
700
00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,456
- Come on, we're
gonna save Jeff.
701
00:27:17,456 --> 00:27:21,545
(suspenseful instrumental music)
702
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:30,845
(grunting)
703
00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:32,763
Shh!
- Sorry, Dorfo.
704
00:27:32,763 --> 00:27:34,725
- Just a little further,
straight back!
705
00:27:34,725 --> 00:27:37,810
Keep goin', keep goin',
keep going.
706
00:27:37,810 --> 00:27:40,105
Okay, okay, keep going.
707
00:27:40,105 --> 00:27:42,190
(shattering)
708
00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:43,191
That's good.
709
00:27:44,316 --> 00:27:45,151
Yeah.
710
00:27:48,988 --> 00:27:50,156
- Listen, Dorfus.
711
00:27:50,156 --> 00:27:51,825
Let's just go back
to the arcade.
712
00:27:51,825 --> 00:27:52,950
- No.
713
00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:54,076
- I'll make you some hot dogs.
714
00:27:54,076 --> 00:27:55,036
- No!
715
00:27:55,036 --> 00:27:56,830
- Hot dogs and chili?
716
00:27:56,830 --> 00:27:57,663
- Would you get up there
717
00:27:57,663 --> 00:27:58,831
so we can get some shit on
this Rutter guy
718
00:27:58,831 --> 00:28:01,418
so he'll leave the arcade alone.
719
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:02,251
Come on.
- Don't push.
720
00:28:02,251 --> 00:28:03,336
- Get up there.
- Don't push.
721
00:28:03,336 --> 00:28:04,461
- [Dorfus] Get up there.
722
00:28:04,461 --> 00:28:08,550
(suspenseful instrumental music)
723
00:28:19,936 --> 00:28:21,480
(groaning)
724
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,106
Oh no!
725
00:28:23,106 --> 00:28:23,981
Help me!
726
00:28:23,981 --> 00:28:24,816
Help me.
727
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:28,320
(whimpering)
728
00:28:29,863 --> 00:28:31,113
(ladder rattles and bangs)
729
00:28:31,113 --> 00:28:32,781
Shh, shh!
- Okay.
730
00:28:32,781 --> 00:28:35,201
(whimpering)
731
00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,376
Watch out.
732
00:28:44,210 --> 00:28:46,295
(moaning)
733
00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:48,423
(snoring)
734
00:28:51,175 --> 00:28:52,593
- She's out cold.
735
00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:56,640
Oh, this is the good stuff.
(alarm blares)
736
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,473
Shh!
737
00:28:59,016 --> 00:29:01,351
(chuckling)
738
00:29:05,606 --> 00:29:07,275
Oh, Eugene.
739
00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:10,361
This is your chance to
pop your cork.
740
00:29:11,278 --> 00:29:14,115
- Oh God, Dorfus,
don't even joke.
741
00:29:16,283 --> 00:29:17,868
Dorfus!
742
00:29:17,868 --> 00:29:19,120
She won't let go.
743
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,790
- [Dorfus] Oh, it's,
it's nature tellin' ya
744
00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:23,583
it's time for you to get laid.
745
00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:24,750
- No, no!
746
00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,795
Not like this, Dorfus, come on,
help me.
747
00:29:26,795 --> 00:29:27,753
Please, help.
748
00:29:27,753 --> 00:29:28,588
- Help you?
749
00:29:28,588 --> 00:29:30,381
Come on, quit fighting it,
Eugene.
750
00:29:30,381 --> 00:29:33,635
This is bigger than one of us.
- Dorfus!
751
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,930
- Baby, it's been so long.
752
00:29:37,888 --> 00:29:40,850
(Eugene whimpering)
753
00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:42,268
- [Eugene] Dorfus, help me.
754
00:29:42,268 --> 00:29:43,936
(woman moaning)
755
00:29:43,936 --> 00:29:45,313
- Come on, Eugene.
756
00:29:45,313 --> 00:29:46,981
Assert your manhood.
757
00:29:49,025 --> 00:29:49,860
- Help!
758
00:29:50,943 --> 00:29:53,111
(lock rattles)
759
00:29:53,111 --> 00:29:54,865
(crowbar clangs)
760
00:29:54,865 --> 00:29:57,450
(door rattles)
761
00:29:59,911 --> 00:30:00,745
Dorfus!
762
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:06,208
(door bangs)
763
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,293
Ooh, ooh, ow.
764
00:30:08,753 --> 00:30:09,838
Dorfus!
765
00:30:09,838 --> 00:30:11,213
- Shit!
766
00:30:11,213 --> 00:30:13,383
- [Eugene] Watch it,
lady, watch your hands.
767
00:30:13,383 --> 00:30:14,926
Ah!
768
00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:17,470
(Dorfus whimpers)
769
00:30:17,470 --> 00:30:19,138
- [Woman] Come on, honey.
770
00:30:19,138 --> 00:30:21,265
- Eugene, Rutter!
771
00:30:21,265 --> 00:30:22,725
Shit!
772
00:30:22,725 --> 00:30:27,271
(comedic instrumental music)
773
00:30:27,271 --> 00:30:29,398
- [Eugene] Hey, ah!
774
00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:31,985
(woman moans gently)
775
00:30:31,985 --> 00:30:33,195
(door slams)
776
00:30:33,195 --> 00:30:36,948
(comedic instrumental music)
777
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,166
(woman moaning gently)
778
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,835
(comedic instrumental music)
779
00:30:49,835 --> 00:30:51,253
- [Max] Good, okay.
780
00:30:51,253 --> 00:30:53,171
Great, hey, Arnie.
781
00:30:53,171 --> 00:30:54,465
You think uncle
Joseph would let us
782
00:30:54,465 --> 00:30:57,593
keep one of these
machines for the den?
783
00:30:57,593 --> 00:31:00,346
You know, I think we should
put one of these machines
784
00:31:00,346 --> 00:31:03,181
right next to the
sofa in the den.
785
00:31:03,181 --> 00:31:06,853
- You ready, number one?
- What do you think?
786
00:31:06,853 --> 00:31:09,271
- What do I think?
- Yeah.
787
00:31:09,271 --> 00:31:11,481
- What do I think?
- 'Kay, number one, go.
788
00:31:11,481 --> 00:31:12,775
- [Arnie] I think
your ass is grass
789
00:31:12,775 --> 00:31:14,318
in another second, man.
790
00:31:14,318 --> 00:31:15,611
- [Max] Right, right, I dig.
791
00:31:15,611 --> 00:31:16,821
(gurgling)
792
00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:19,908
(comedic instrumental music)
793
00:31:19,908 --> 00:31:22,743
(woman moaning)
794
00:31:22,743 --> 00:31:26,455
(comedic instrumental music)
795
00:31:31,001 --> 00:31:32,295
- Give me some covers, Vivian!
796
00:31:32,295 --> 00:31:35,840
- [Eugene] Give him so covers,
Vivian.
797
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,260
- [Vivian] Come on, baby,
don't stop now.
798
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,348
- Go back to sleep, Vivian.
799
00:31:44,348 --> 00:31:46,016
You're havin' a dream.
800
00:31:46,016 --> 00:31:48,143
- Oh, what's the matter,
big boy?
801
00:31:48,143 --> 00:31:50,271
I was just gettin' started.
802
00:31:50,271 --> 00:31:52,648
- [Joesph] Come on,
take another pill, huh?
803
00:31:52,648 --> 00:31:54,066
(Eugene whimpers)
804
00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:57,820
(comedic instrumental music)
805
00:32:00,615 --> 00:32:02,991
(Vivian moans softly)
806
00:32:02,991 --> 00:32:04,995
- [Vivian] No, don't stop.
807
00:32:04,995 --> 00:32:08,080
(Dorfus farts wetly)
808
00:32:09,081 --> 00:32:12,168
(Dorfus farts wetly)
809
00:32:13,836 --> 00:32:15,796
- Oh, damn it, Vivian!
810
00:32:15,796 --> 00:32:17,131
Didn't I tell ya to talk to Dr.
Michaels
811
00:32:17,131 --> 00:32:18,758
about that?
(deodorant hisses)
812
00:32:18,758 --> 00:32:22,178
(Dorfus farts gently)
813
00:32:22,178 --> 00:32:24,346
(Dorfus chuckles)
814
00:32:24,346 --> 00:32:27,516
(Vivian moans gently)
815
00:32:30,936 --> 00:32:32,605
(doorbell rings)
816
00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:33,440
Oh no.
817
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,193
(comedic instrumental music)
818
00:32:43,491 --> 00:32:45,660
(banging)
819
00:32:46,786 --> 00:32:48,120
- We did it, we did it.
- Yeah.
820
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,623
Boy, Uncle Joe's gonna be
proud of us, eh?
821
00:32:56,586 --> 00:32:59,006
(whimpering)
822
00:33:03,636 --> 00:33:04,845
- What do you want at this hour?
823
00:33:04,845 --> 00:33:08,350
- Uh, my name is Jonathan
Andrew McDorfus.
824
00:33:10,726 --> 00:33:12,061
I needed somebody to talk to,
825
00:33:12,061 --> 00:33:14,105
and I, I knew I could trust you.
826
00:33:14,105 --> 00:33:15,190
- Talk, it's two o'clock
in the morning.
827
00:33:15,190 --> 00:33:17,108
What is this, are you drunk?
828
00:33:17,108 --> 00:33:17,941
- Drunk?
829
00:33:17,941 --> 00:33:18,776
No, I'm not drunk.
830
00:33:18,776 --> 00:33:21,863
Why, I don't even take
mind-altering drugs.
831
00:33:21,863 --> 00:33:23,448
Well, sir,
832
00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:25,950
uh, now's the time for safety.
833
00:33:27,535 --> 00:33:30,038
In, in our country today, uh,
834
00:33:30,038 --> 00:33:32,581
if, if you wanna get out safely,
835
00:33:32,581 --> 00:33:34,625
you, you better act now!
836
00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,543
Do you understand?
837
00:33:36,543 --> 00:33:38,128
- What are you, crazy,
why are you shouting?
838
00:33:38,128 --> 00:33:41,048
- Shouting, am I shouting, Mr.
Rutter?
839
00:33:41,048 --> 00:33:42,925
Down here at the front porch?
840
00:33:42,925 --> 00:33:44,885
No, I'm not shouting.
841
00:33:44,885 --> 00:33:46,721
I just want my friend,
842
00:33:46,721 --> 00:33:48,431
I want all my friends,
843
00:33:48,431 --> 00:33:51,683
to know that it's safe
if they act now!
844
00:33:52,685 --> 00:33:55,563
(chuckling)
(engine grinds)
845
00:33:55,563 --> 00:33:56,940
- [Arnie] What's happened, Max?
846
00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,231
How much gas did you
put in here?
847
00:33:58,231 --> 00:34:00,693
- I put in a dollar's worth.
848
00:34:00,693 --> 00:34:02,278
- What do you think this is,
a moped?
849
00:34:02,278 --> 00:34:03,446
- No, that's all I had.
850
00:34:03,446 --> 00:34:05,740
Besides, we only live
two miles away.
851
00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:07,700
- Now you're gonna have
to get the gas.
852
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:08,535
Get the gas.
853
00:34:08,535 --> 00:34:10,120
- No, you get the gas,
it's your turn.
854
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,703
- No, you put the dollar
in, you get the gas.
855
00:34:11,703 --> 00:34:13,080
- You get the gas.
- No, you get the gas.
856
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,581
- You get the gas.
- You get the gas.
857
00:34:14,581 --> 00:34:15,500
- We'll both get the gas.
858
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,293
- No, we'll both get the gas.
859
00:34:17,293 --> 00:34:18,545
- Right.
- Okay.
860
00:34:24,341 --> 00:34:25,135
- Let's go, guys.
861
00:34:25,135 --> 00:34:26,218
Those idiots will be back soon.
862
00:34:26,218 --> 00:34:28,261
Come on, get these outta here.
863
00:34:28,261 --> 00:34:29,930
- Look, young man, you're
gonna have to stop yelling
864
00:34:29,930 --> 00:34:31,598
or I'm gonna call the police.
865
00:34:31,598 --> 00:34:32,933
- Oh, that won't be necessary,
Mr.
866
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:33,435
Rutter.
867
00:34:33,435 --> 00:34:35,936
Why, I, I'll lower my voice.
868
00:34:35,936 --> 00:34:40,108
(comedic instrumental music)
(Vivian moans)
869
00:34:42,068 --> 00:34:45,028
(comedic instrumental music)
870
00:34:45,028 --> 00:34:46,155
- [Eugene] Oh shit!
871
00:34:46,155 --> 00:34:49,908
(comedic instrumental music)
872
00:34:59,626 --> 00:35:01,211
- Eugene and Mommy?
873
00:35:02,588 --> 00:35:04,048
- [Max] Hey, Arnie.
874
00:35:04,048 --> 00:35:05,175
- [Arnie] Yeah?
875
00:35:05,175 --> 00:35:06,675
- [Max] I'm sorry about the gas.
876
00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:07,926
- [Arnie] Forget about it, Max.
877
00:35:07,926 --> 00:35:09,636
Don't worry about it,
we fixed it.
878
00:35:09,636 --> 00:35:10,930
Come on.
- Okay.
879
00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:12,473
- [Arnie] Uncle Joseph's
gonna love this!
880
00:35:12,473 --> 00:35:13,431
- Right!
881
00:35:13,431 --> 00:35:15,226
God, Uncle Joseph's
gonna be so proud of us!
882
00:35:15,226 --> 00:35:17,186
- I'm gonna be Uncle
Joseph's right hand man!
883
00:35:17,186 --> 00:35:19,646
- Yeah, and I'm gonna be his,
uh,
884
00:35:19,646 --> 00:35:21,106
uh, I could be his.
885
00:35:21,106 --> 00:35:23,526
(truck rumbles)
886
00:35:23,526 --> 00:35:25,026
- Hey, guys, we did it.
- Yeah.
887
00:35:25,026 --> 00:35:25,861
- We did it.
888
00:35:25,861 --> 00:35:26,946
Okay, we'll finish this up
889
00:35:26,946 --> 00:35:28,823
and then I am throwin' a party,
890
00:35:28,823 --> 00:35:30,366
I mean a private party,
891
00:35:30,366 --> 00:35:33,410
private party, all the
tokens are on the house.
892
00:35:33,410 --> 00:35:34,828
- Hey, I'm gonna
bring my old lady.
893
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:36,330
- Yeah, great idea, man.
894
00:35:36,330 --> 00:35:37,748
Hey, get all the
girls down here.
895
00:35:37,748 --> 00:35:38,791
Hey, I got it.
896
00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,793
Tell 'em to come as they are.
897
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:43,880
I love PJs, you know,
the frills, and the legs.
898
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,798
- I'm with ya on that!
- All right, okay!
899
00:35:45,798 --> 00:35:47,258
All right, let's go, guys!
900
00:35:47,258 --> 00:35:48,216
- [Man] All right!
901
00:35:48,216 --> 00:35:51,386
- I, I wasn't given much
of a start off in life
902
00:35:51,386 --> 00:35:54,431
as a child. (cries)
903
00:35:54,431 --> 00:35:58,268
At least, what I can
remember of my childhood.
904
00:35:59,478 --> 00:36:01,563
I can't go on like this!
905
00:36:01,563 --> 00:36:05,318
(comedic instrumental music)
906
00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:10,906
This is happening all so fast.
907
00:36:10,906 --> 00:36:12,866
I, I don't even--
- You friends with this?
908
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:13,785
- No.
909
00:36:13,785 --> 00:36:16,786
- Mr.
Rutter, I was so young then.
910
00:36:16,786 --> 00:36:17,955
- Look, buddy, it's
after two in the mornin'.
911
00:36:17,955 --> 00:36:19,956
I really don't vcre about
your problems.
912
00:36:19,956 --> 00:36:21,876
- But wait, wait, wait!
913
00:36:21,876 --> 00:36:23,460
It's about the arcade.
914
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:25,045
- I thought it might be.
915
00:36:25,045 --> 00:36:26,965
What about the video arcade?
916
00:36:26,965 --> 00:36:29,633
- Mr. Rutter, I, it's just that
917
00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:32,136
I think you're all wrong
about the arcade.
918
00:36:32,136 --> 00:36:34,180
It's a great place for boys
919
00:36:34,180 --> 00:36:36,306
and, and for girls to,
920
00:36:36,306 --> 00:36:37,808
to have a good time.
921
00:36:37,808 --> 00:36:39,768
Why, all kids need somewhere
922
00:36:39,768 --> 00:36:41,520
they can have a good time,
923
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,896
and in having a good time,
924
00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:46,483
they'd be somewhere, like, uh,
Eugene.
925
00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:47,735
He's been somewhere.
926
00:36:47,735 --> 00:36:48,903
He's now here.
927
00:36:51,738 --> 00:36:52,573
- Hi.
928
00:36:52,573 --> 00:36:53,658
- He works at the arcade.
929
00:36:53,658 --> 00:36:55,285
Don't ya?
- Yeah, I do.
930
00:36:55,285 --> 00:36:57,036
- Tell him about it.
- I enjoy my work there
931
00:36:57,036 --> 00:36:58,203
very much.
932
00:36:58,203 --> 00:36:59,746
I, it's a wonderful
place to work.
933
00:36:59,746 --> 00:37:01,873
- That's enough, Eugene.
934
00:37:01,873 --> 00:37:03,751
(horn honks)
935
00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:04,585
- What now?
936
00:37:04,585 --> 00:37:08,923
(comedic instrumental music)
937
00:37:08,923 --> 00:37:10,090
Max, Arnie?
938
00:37:10,090 --> 00:37:12,801
(comedic instrumental music)
939
00:37:12,801 --> 00:37:13,636
What is this?
940
00:37:13,636 --> 00:37:14,678
(dog barks)
941
00:37:14,678 --> 00:37:17,306
(comedic instrumental music)
942
00:37:17,306 --> 00:37:19,183
- Patsy, come on.
943
00:37:19,183 --> 00:37:20,225
Let's go somewhere.
944
00:37:20,225 --> 00:37:21,518
(chuckling)
945
00:37:21,518 --> 00:37:22,728
- [Max] Hey, boss, come look!
946
00:37:22,728 --> 00:37:23,771
You're gonna love it!
947
00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:25,021
- [Joesph] Quiet, you're gonna
wake up all the neighbors.
948
00:37:25,021 --> 00:37:26,690
- We stole all the video games.
949
00:37:26,690 --> 00:37:27,941
- You stole what?
950
00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,068
- Can we keep one for the den?
951
00:37:29,068 --> 00:37:30,068
- Have one for the?
952
00:37:30,068 --> 00:37:33,113
(dog barking)
(comedic instrumental music)
953
00:37:33,113 --> 00:37:34,573
- Here's the receipt
954
00:37:34,573 --> 00:37:35,950
for the truck rental, Uncle Joe.
955
00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:37,826
- Receipt for what?
956
00:37:37,826 --> 00:37:39,411
- Just wait till ya see it.
957
00:37:39,411 --> 00:37:40,330
- See what?
958
00:37:42,623 --> 00:37:44,875
(dog barking)
959
00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:47,420
- Hey, Arnie, what happened?
960
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,671
(car revs)
961
00:37:51,131 --> 00:37:54,926
(rhythmic instrumental music)
962
00:38:02,643 --> 00:38:05,771
- Hey, Kitty, Candy,
you look great, great.
963
00:38:05,771 --> 00:38:07,690
- Hi, Jeff.
- Hi, Candy.
964
00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:10,360
- Wanna play Pac-Man?
965
00:38:12,361 --> 00:38:13,946
- Maybe later, maybe later.
966
00:38:13,946 --> 00:38:15,155
(Candy moans)
967
00:38:15,155 --> 00:38:18,993
(rhythmic instrumental music)
968
00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:28,418
Hey, Vidiots.
969
00:38:28,418 --> 00:38:29,878
- Hey.
970
00:38:29,878 --> 00:38:32,756
- I see the, uh,
gang's all here.
971
00:38:32,756 --> 00:38:34,466
- Hey, what's the idea
972
00:38:34,466 --> 00:38:36,551
openin' up and not alertin'
the Vidiots?
973
00:38:36,551 --> 00:38:37,636
- Well, see, we're not open.
974
00:38:37,636 --> 00:38:39,013
We took care of a
little business.
975
00:38:39,013 --> 00:38:40,556
Now we're celebrating.
976
00:38:40,556 --> 00:38:41,598
You're gonna have to leave
977
00:38:41,598 --> 00:38:43,600
because this party is private.
978
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,268
- Well why can't we stay?
979
00:38:45,268 --> 00:38:47,063
- I told ya, we're not open.
980
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,438
- Well, uh,
981
00:38:48,438 --> 00:38:49,523
I'll tell you what!
982
00:38:49,523 --> 00:38:51,400
How 'bout if we play for it?
983
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,235
You against me,
984
00:38:52,235 --> 00:38:53,235
and if I win, we stay,
985
00:38:53,235 --> 00:38:54,736
if you win, we, we leave.
986
00:38:54,736 --> 00:38:56,988
- No, now you know I
never play these games.
987
00:38:56,988 --> 00:38:58,700
- I'll tell you what!
988
00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,866
I'll tell you what!
989
00:38:59,866 --> 00:39:01,993
You pick your best player,
him against me,
990
00:39:01,993 --> 00:39:03,203
and, and if, if he wins,
991
00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:04,455
no problems, I'll leave.
992
00:39:04,455 --> 00:39:06,373
- You got a game.
993
00:39:06,373 --> 00:39:08,625
(laughing)
994
00:39:10,878 --> 00:39:11,711
- Dorfus.
995
00:39:12,671 --> 00:39:14,881
- This is a--
- And the game is
996
00:39:14,881 --> 00:39:16,133
Satan's Hollow!
997
00:39:19,761 --> 00:39:20,596
- Baby!
- That's right, you morons,
998
00:39:20,596 --> 00:39:21,680
this way.
999
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,725
'Kay here, let's get
this show on the road.
1000
00:39:23,725 --> 00:39:26,143
Now the rules of the
Arena are very simple.
1001
00:39:26,143 --> 00:39:29,063
Each man will play one
complete game
1002
00:39:29,063 --> 00:39:30,648
of Satan's Hollow,
1003
00:39:30,648 --> 00:39:31,690
and at the end of the game,
1004
00:39:31,690 --> 00:39:35,820
the man with the highest point
total will be the winner.
1005
00:39:37,071 --> 00:39:38,530
- [King Vid] I'm gonna kill you!
1006
00:39:38,530 --> 00:39:41,116
- Go for it, Bat's Head.
(belches)
1007
00:39:41,116 --> 00:39:41,950
- Come on, come on.
1008
00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:44,703
Players in position,
ready to start game.
1009
00:39:44,703 --> 00:39:45,955
Tokens, please.
1010
00:39:46,913 --> 00:39:47,748
Ready?
1011
00:39:47,748 --> 00:39:48,916
Start game!
1012
00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:52,170
(beeping and blooping)
1013
00:39:59,176 --> 00:40:01,428
(cackling)
1014
00:40:05,390 --> 00:40:07,601
Okay, Dorfus, come on, let's go,
Dorfus.
1015
00:40:07,601 --> 00:40:09,020
Dorfus, what are you doin'?
1016
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,021
Dorfus, what are you doin'?
1017
00:40:11,021 --> 00:40:13,023
It's time to play, come on.
1018
00:40:13,023 --> 00:40:15,568
Dorfus, will you, come
on, eat the hot dog later.
1019
00:40:15,568 --> 00:40:17,153
Let's go, okay, come on, Dorfus,
come on.
1020
00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:18,153
Play the game, Dorfus.
1021
00:40:18,153 --> 00:40:19,363
Dorfus, play the game.
1022
00:40:19,363 --> 00:40:21,115
(cackling)
1023
00:40:21,115 --> 00:40:22,408
Play the game, Dorfus.
1024
00:40:22,408 --> 00:40:23,283
Come on, God!
1025
00:40:23,283 --> 00:40:25,285
Dorfus, watch out!
1026
00:40:25,285 --> 00:40:26,870
You're about to be hit, Dorfus.
1027
00:40:26,870 --> 00:40:28,080
- [King Vid] Yeah!
1028
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:28,998
- [Jeff] Dorfus.
1029
00:40:28,998 --> 00:40:29,831
(chuckling)
1030
00:40:29,831 --> 00:40:31,166
Dorfus, come on, here's
your second man.
1031
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:32,293
Now come on, Dorfus.
1032
00:40:32,293 --> 00:40:34,170
(beeping and blooping)
1033
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:35,295
Dorfus, play the game.
1034
00:40:35,295 --> 00:40:38,841
(beeping and blooping)
1035
00:40:38,841 --> 00:40:41,218
- [King Vid] Yeah, yeah!
1036
00:40:41,218 --> 00:40:42,511
This Dorfus, is for you.
1037
00:40:42,511 --> 00:40:43,345
(chuckling)
1038
00:40:43,345 --> 00:40:44,180
- [Jeff] We're gonna do this.
1039
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,013
Come on, we gotta win.
1040
00:40:45,013 --> 00:40:46,348
Come on, Dorfus, get goin'.
1041
00:40:46,348 --> 00:40:47,308
- [King Vid] Oh yeah!
1042
00:40:47,308 --> 00:40:50,561
(rumbling and beeping)
1043
00:40:53,771 --> 00:40:55,315
Great, great!
1044
00:40:55,315 --> 00:40:56,525
- Dorfus, what are you doing?
1045
00:40:56,525 --> 00:40:58,693
(beeping)
1046
00:41:00,571 --> 00:41:02,698
- You're down to your last man,
Dorfus!
1047
00:41:02,698 --> 00:41:05,075
(blooping)
1048
00:41:05,075 --> 00:41:05,910
- [Jeff] There's only
one man left.
1049
00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:06,951
What are you doing, Dorfus?
1050
00:41:06,951 --> 00:41:08,703
Dorfus, come on, there's
only one left.
1051
00:41:08,703 --> 00:41:10,080
Come on!
1052
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,040
- What's he doing? (laughs)
1053
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,126
Too bad, Dorfus, too bad!
1054
00:41:16,878 --> 00:41:18,546
- I lost my candy bar.
1055
00:41:18,546 --> 00:41:19,631
Oh, there's your man.
1056
00:41:19,631 --> 00:41:22,551
(beeping)
1057
00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:25,513
(screams)
1058
00:41:25,513 --> 00:41:27,181
- [Woman] All right!
1059
00:41:29,475 --> 00:41:32,101
(dramatic pop music)
1060
00:41:32,101 --> 00:41:34,896
- [Jeff] Yeah, go, go, go, go,
go.
1061
00:41:35,856 --> 00:41:37,775
Go, go, go, go, Dorfus.
1062
00:41:38,816 --> 00:41:42,905
(people shouting and chattering)
1063
00:41:46,408 --> 00:41:49,995
(thumping pop music)
1064
00:41:49,995 --> 00:41:51,121
- [Crowd] Go, go!
1065
00:41:51,121 --> 00:41:54,208
(thumping pop music)
1066
00:41:58,795 --> 00:42:00,548
- Go, go, go, go, go!
1067
00:42:01,881 --> 00:42:05,886
(crowd shouting and chattering)
1068
00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:11,475
- [Jeff] Come on, Dor-Man.
1069
00:42:11,475 --> 00:42:12,601
Come on, time it.
1070
00:42:12,601 --> 00:42:14,936
(chortling)
1071
00:42:19,525 --> 00:42:21,401
(beeping and blooping)
1072
00:42:21,401 --> 00:42:22,986
- [Man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
1073
00:42:22,986 --> 00:42:24,613
Go, Dorfus, go!
1074
00:42:24,613 --> 00:42:28,116
(crowd cheers and shouts)
1075
00:42:31,370 --> 00:42:33,621
(beeping and blooping)
1076
00:42:33,621 --> 00:42:35,415
- Dorfus, you won.
1077
00:42:35,415 --> 00:42:36,416
Hey, Dorfus.
1078
00:42:37,376 --> 00:42:39,045
Dorfus, you can stop now.
1079
00:42:39,045 --> 00:42:40,838
Hey, Dorfus, it's only a game.
1080
00:42:40,838 --> 00:42:41,880
Come on.
- No, no, Jeff.
1081
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,381
It's not just a game.
1082
00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:45,133
To Dorfus, playing video games
1083
00:42:45,133 --> 00:42:47,428
is like eating or sleeping,
1084
00:42:47,428 --> 00:42:49,721
breathing, things that we
take for granted
1085
00:42:49,721 --> 00:42:51,056
and never question.
1086
00:42:51,056 --> 00:42:52,056
You ask Dorfus to stop
1087
00:42:52,056 --> 00:42:53,100
and you don't realize
1088
00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:54,018
that for him to give up
1089
00:42:54,018 --> 00:42:55,018
would be for him to give up
1090
00:42:55,018 --> 00:42:56,603
on the very impulse that
allows his heart
1091
00:42:56,603 --> 00:42:58,021
to continue beating,
1092
00:42:58,021 --> 00:43:00,023
the blood to surge
through his veins,
1093
00:43:00,023 --> 00:43:02,485
and the air to fill
through his lungs.
1094
00:43:02,485 --> 00:43:05,528
(rhythmic pop music)
1095
00:43:07,490 --> 00:43:09,158
- God, Eugene,
1096
00:43:09,158 --> 00:43:11,160
you're makin' me sick
to my stomach.
1097
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,246
(rhythmic pop music)
1098
00:43:16,206 --> 00:43:19,168
- You have just witnessed
a true champion.
1099
00:43:19,168 --> 00:43:20,001
God.
1100
00:43:21,211 --> 00:43:22,045
- [Dorfus] Sorry you lost,
1101
00:43:22,045 --> 00:43:24,423
but maybe you should
color your hair.
1102
00:43:24,423 --> 00:43:26,383
- Hey, hey, look, Vidiot,
1103
00:43:26,383 --> 00:43:29,303
uh, you can stay, but,
uh, no trouble, promise?
1104
00:43:29,303 --> 00:43:30,595
- Hey, man,
1105
00:43:30,595 --> 00:43:33,431
a Vidiot never promises nothin'
to no one!
1106
00:43:33,431 --> 00:43:36,351
(rapid rock music)
1107
00:43:43,733 --> 00:43:44,568
- Oh no.
1108
00:43:46,903 --> 00:43:48,280
- Uh oh.
1109
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,698
- Patsy, I thought I told you
1110
00:43:49,698 --> 00:43:51,491
you couldn't come here anymore.
1111
00:43:51,491 --> 00:43:53,076
- Yeah, but, Daddy, that was,
like, to the video arcade.
1112
00:43:53,076 --> 00:43:53,995
This isn't a video arcade.
1113
00:43:53,995 --> 00:43:55,788
It's like a party in
the middle of the night
1114
00:43:55,788 --> 00:43:56,621
after the arcade,
1115
00:43:56,621 --> 00:43:58,581
so this is like the
party atmosphere.
1116
00:43:58,581 --> 00:44:01,043
- Bailey, you've gone too
far this time.
1117
00:44:01,043 --> 00:44:02,378
You have no right to
keep this business open
1118
00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:04,255
this late at night.
1119
00:44:04,255 --> 00:44:06,215
- We are not open for business,
Rutter.
1120
00:44:06,215 --> 00:44:07,716
This is a private party.
1121
00:44:07,716 --> 00:44:09,093
- Yeah, Daddy, and no offense,
1122
00:44:09,093 --> 00:44:10,720
but you weren't on
the invite list.
1123
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,720
Way to rude.
1124
00:44:12,721 --> 00:44:15,766
- Look, you're taking blatant
advantage of these minors.
1125
00:44:15,766 --> 00:44:17,976
I mean, look around, how
these young girls are dressed.
1126
00:44:17,976 --> 00:44:19,270
- Ooh, yeah.
1127
00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:21,063
And I know each and every
one personally,
1128
00:44:21,063 --> 00:44:22,021
so if you're interested,
1129
00:44:22,021 --> 00:44:22,856
let me know which one
1130
00:44:22,856 --> 00:44:23,981
and I'll fix ya up with 'em.
1131
00:44:23,981 --> 00:44:25,191
- Look, I've had just
about enough of you
1132
00:44:25,191 --> 00:44:26,360
for one night, young man.
1133
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,778
- I want you outta here, Rutter.
1134
00:44:27,778 --> 00:44:29,280
This is a private gathering.
1135
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,321
- Yeah, I'm leaving,
1136
00:44:30,321 --> 00:44:31,781
but you haven't heard the
last of me yet.
1137
00:44:31,781 --> 00:44:33,700
(rapid rock music)
1138
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:36,953
- It's a stupid idea
about stealin' those games
1139
00:44:36,953 --> 00:44:38,496
and rentin' a truck.
1140
00:44:38,496 --> 00:44:41,500
- Shut up, Max, shut up,
shut up, shut up!
1141
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,420
(rapid rock music)
1142
00:44:46,963 --> 00:44:49,800
(gum bubble pops)
1143
00:44:51,176 --> 00:44:52,135
- Come here!
1144
00:44:52,135 --> 00:44:53,595
(beeping and blooping)
1145
00:44:53,595 --> 00:44:56,348
I want you two to arrange
1146
00:44:56,348 --> 00:44:59,351
a spontaneous public
demonstration
1147
00:44:59,351 --> 00:45:03,230
outside this arcade
tomorrow afternoon.
1148
00:45:03,230 --> 00:45:04,773
- That's a good idea,
Uncle Joesph.
1149
00:45:04,773 --> 00:45:06,191
- [Joe] Yeah, well
don't screw this one up.
1150
00:45:06,191 --> 00:45:08,026
- Uncle Joseph, that reminds me,
uh,
1151
00:45:08,026 --> 00:45:10,278
we screwed it up with the
truck tonight,
1152
00:45:10,278 --> 00:45:12,656
and we're gonna pick up the tab.
1153
00:45:12,656 --> 00:45:14,241
I got the receipt right here.
1154
00:45:14,241 --> 00:45:15,700
So don't worry.
1155
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:17,828
We're gonna take care of
it personally.
1156
00:45:17,828 --> 00:45:18,870
- This is Alexis Wheeler
1157
00:45:18,870 --> 00:45:21,915
speaking to you live from
Bailey's Video Arcade.
1158
00:45:21,915 --> 00:45:23,916
We're in the middle of a
spontaneous demonstration
1159
00:45:23,916 --> 00:45:26,003
to close down the arcade.
1160
00:45:26,003 --> 00:45:28,005
We have a special
interview for you
1161
00:45:28,005 --> 00:45:30,256
with this gentleman over here.
1162
00:45:30,256 --> 00:45:31,633
Excuse me.
1163
00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:32,510
Your name, sir?
1164
00:45:32,510 --> 00:45:34,136
- Uh, Joesph Rutter.
1165
00:45:34,136 --> 00:45:36,555
Rutter Enterprises,
right here in River City.
1166
00:45:36,555 --> 00:45:37,305
- Mr.
Rutter, do you have
1167
00:45:37,473 --> 00:45:38,015
anything to do
1168
00:45:38,015 --> 00:45:39,266
with this demonstration?
1169
00:45:39,266 --> 00:45:40,893
- Well no, ma'am, I came
here as a shocked parent,
1170
00:45:40,893 --> 00:45:43,228
a concerned parent who
cares very deeply
1171
00:45:43,228 --> 00:45:46,648
about all the children of
this community.
1172
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:49,318
You know, what takes place here,
1173
00:45:49,318 --> 00:45:51,070
day after day, stands
as a testament
1174
00:45:51,070 --> 00:45:53,405
to the rotting moral decay
of our society.
1175
00:45:53,405 --> 00:45:54,990
- Rutter was determined
to close us down
1176
00:45:54,990 --> 00:45:56,866
from the moment he walked
into this place.
1177
00:45:56,866 --> 00:45:58,951
- The man's a driven asshole.
1178
00:45:58,951 --> 00:46:00,578
- No, no, you don't
see what I mean.
1179
00:46:00,578 --> 00:46:02,080
He was there when Alva and Lola
1180
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,998
ran out with their tops off.
1181
00:46:03,998 --> 00:46:06,085
He thinks we're
running a bordello.
1182
00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:07,753
- Bordello?
- Bordello?
1183
00:46:07,753 --> 00:46:09,255
- Yes, you should've seen
the expression
1184
00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:11,173
on the druggist's face when
I picked up these slides
1185
00:46:11,173 --> 00:46:12,006
this morning.
1186
00:46:12,006 --> 00:46:12,925
Look at this.
1187
00:46:12,925 --> 00:46:13,800
- What, what have you got there?
1188
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,760
- And so, at the video arcade,
1189
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,096
with one very angry and
frustrated parent,
1190
00:46:18,096 --> 00:46:19,723
this is Alexis Wheeler,
Channel Six,
1191
00:46:19,723 --> 00:46:21,350
Up To the Minute News.
1192
00:46:21,350 --> 00:46:23,060
- All right.
1193
00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:25,145
Uh, I got an idea.
1194
00:46:25,145 --> 00:46:26,396
Alexis.
1195
00:46:26,396 --> 00:46:28,481
- This is Alexis Wheeler
speaking to you poolside
1196
00:46:28,481 --> 00:46:30,441
at the home of Mr.
Joseph Rutter,
1197
00:46:30,441 --> 00:46:33,028
who is conducting the
campaign in this city
1198
00:46:33,028 --> 00:46:34,905
to close down the video arcade.
1199
00:46:34,905 --> 00:46:36,115
Mr. Rutter, thank you
for allowing us
1200
00:46:36,115 --> 00:46:37,240
into your home.
1201
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,700
Could you reiterate
to our audience
1202
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:40,160
what it is you plan
to accomplish?
1203
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,953
- Now we have a
contingency of parents, uh,
1204
00:46:41,953 --> 00:46:43,705
demonstrating in front of
the arcade now,
1205
00:46:43,705 --> 00:46:44,998
and we will continue to do so
1206
00:46:44,998 --> 00:46:46,958
until Mayor Neville
calls a special meeting
1207
00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:50,128
of the City Council to discuss
this issue specifically,
1208
00:46:50,128 --> 00:46:51,213
and it has to be done soon,
1209
00:46:51,213 --> 00:46:53,423
before anymore harm to
our children is done.
1210
00:46:53,423 --> 00:46:55,008
- [Alexis] Uh, have
you, in fact, ever gone
1211
00:46:55,008 --> 00:46:56,218
to the video arcade?
1212
00:46:56,218 --> 00:46:58,220
- Haven't I made myself clear,
lady?
1213
00:46:58,220 --> 00:46:59,471
That damn video
arcade is nothing
1214
00:46:59,471 --> 00:47:01,098
but a breeding ground
for decadent
1215
00:47:01,098 --> 00:47:03,725
and antisocial behavior.
1216
00:47:03,725 --> 00:47:05,435
- That's interesting, Mr.
Rutter.
1217
00:47:05,435 --> 00:47:08,105
Uh, speaking of
antisocial behavior,
1218
00:47:08,105 --> 00:47:09,481
I have photographic evidence
1219
00:47:09,481 --> 00:47:10,815
of you at the arcade
1220
00:47:10,815 --> 00:47:13,485
with two semi-nude
girls in your arms.
1221
00:47:13,485 --> 00:47:14,695
- What, what is this?
1222
00:47:14,695 --> 00:47:15,653
Is this a set-up or somethin'?
1223
00:47:15,653 --> 00:47:17,030
I mean who do you think
you are, Mike Wallace
1224
00:47:17,030 --> 00:47:19,241
or Howard Cosell or somethin',
huh?
1225
00:47:19,241 --> 00:47:21,410
- [Alexis] Are you aware of the
photograph of which I speak?
1226
00:47:21,410 --> 00:47:23,286
- I have no idea of what
you are talking about.
1227
00:47:23,286 --> 00:47:25,205
Do you have that
photograph with you?
1228
00:47:25,205 --> 00:47:26,040
- No.
1229
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,165
- Well sure.
1230
00:47:27,165 --> 00:47:29,000
- Uh, but I do know where
it can be found.
1231
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,168
- Uh, yeah, well this is
the worst example
1232
00:47:30,168 --> 00:47:32,295
of shoddy journalism I
have ever seen.
1233
00:47:32,295 --> 00:47:33,880
- I don't know, I thought
it was a pretty good example
1234
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,673
of shoddy journalism.
1235
00:47:35,673 --> 00:47:37,216
- No further comment, thank you.
1236
00:47:37,216 --> 00:47:39,135
- Uh, no, Mr. Rutter,
we're not quite through.
1237
00:47:39,135 --> 00:47:41,305
We have a few more questions,
uh.
1238
00:47:41,305 --> 00:47:42,973
- Sorry, no.
- Get them off my property!
1239
00:47:42,973 --> 00:47:44,181
- Uh--
- If Uncle Joseph says
1240
00:47:44,181 --> 00:47:45,766
it's over, it's over.
1241
00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:47,728
- All we have to do now
is wait for his call.
1242
00:47:47,728 --> 00:47:49,145
- We got him this time.
1243
00:47:49,145 --> 00:47:51,856
♫ Love
1244
00:47:51,856 --> 00:47:55,026
♫ Is a moment
1245
00:47:55,026 --> 00:47:57,528
♫ Like a wave
1246
00:47:58,946 --> 00:48:00,656
- Hey, I thought you said
you were comin' alone.
1247
00:48:00,656 --> 00:48:02,618
- These guys don't count.
1248
00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:04,286
You got the photographs
like we agreed?
1249
00:48:04,286 --> 00:48:05,495
- Yeah, but there's somethin'
I want
1250
00:48:05,495 --> 00:48:07,371
you to understand, Rutter.
- Two things, I want the photo
1251
00:48:07,371 --> 00:48:08,956
and I want you to tell
that lady journalist
1252
00:48:08,956 --> 00:48:10,166
that photo was a phony.
1253
00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:11,585
- You can have it.
1254
00:48:11,585 --> 00:48:14,003
But you gotta promise that
you'll leave this arcade alone
1255
00:48:14,003 --> 00:48:16,798
and that you'll drop those
stupid charges.
1256
00:48:16,798 --> 00:48:18,633
- I promised you that
on the phone, didn't I?
1257
00:48:18,633 --> 00:48:19,801
Now where's the photo?
1258
00:48:19,801 --> 00:48:21,470
- It's right over here
behind the bar.
1259
00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:24,765
Hey, hey, these guys are a
little impatient, aren't they?
1260
00:48:24,765 --> 00:48:27,350
- Well, I want that photograph.
1261
00:48:28,518 --> 00:48:29,728
- Okay now, here's what
you're lookin' for,
1262
00:48:29,728 --> 00:48:31,646
but, uh, first I
want you to sign
1263
00:48:31,646 --> 00:48:33,356
this simple agreement.
1264
00:48:33,356 --> 00:48:35,233
It's nothing complicated.
1265
00:48:35,233 --> 00:48:38,403
Just simply reaffirms our
understanding.
1266
00:48:38,403 --> 00:48:40,530
- Uh uh, I gave you my word.
1267
00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:44,158
- I'm sorry, Rutter, but that's
just not quite good enough.
1268
00:48:44,158 --> 00:48:44,993
Hey!
1269
00:48:45,995 --> 00:48:48,830
- Have you got the photograph?
1270
00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:50,081
Fine, let's go.
1271
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:55,128
(Eugene growls)
1272
00:48:57,965 --> 00:48:58,798
Let's go.
1273
00:49:01,426 --> 00:49:03,928
(Arnie barks)
1274
00:49:06,223 --> 00:49:07,933
(beeping)
1275
00:49:07,933 --> 00:49:09,058
- Excuse me.
1276
00:49:09,058 --> 00:49:10,643
Excuse me, all demonstrators.
1277
00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:12,603
If you come up here and
turn in your picket signs,
1278
00:49:12,603 --> 00:49:13,896
you'll get one free token.
1279
00:49:13,896 --> 00:49:15,731
That's right, right up
here by the snack bar.
1280
00:49:15,731 --> 00:49:16,691
Come on.
1281
00:49:16,691 --> 00:49:18,443
- Close the arcade!
1282
00:49:18,443 --> 00:49:21,446
Close the arcade!
- Close the arcade!
1283
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:26,993
- What's goin' on here?
1284
00:49:26,993 --> 00:49:27,953
Where are the demonstrators?
1285
00:49:27,953 --> 00:49:29,286
- It's not our fault,
Uncle Joesph.
1286
00:49:29,286 --> 00:49:31,248
- Yeah, Uncle Joseph,
1287
00:49:31,248 --> 00:49:33,083
we've been outsmarted.
1288
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,835
- This is our place.
1289
00:49:34,835 --> 00:49:36,295
What are all these old
dudes doin' here,
1290
00:49:36,295 --> 00:49:39,088
hangin' out, takin' up
all our games?
1291
00:49:39,088 --> 00:49:41,008
- This place is open
to the public.
1292
00:49:41,008 --> 00:49:45,845
I can't determine who comes
in here and plays these games.
1293
00:49:45,845 --> 00:49:47,096
- How could you let this happen?
1294
00:49:47,096 --> 00:49:48,473
- Oh, man, you sold out!
1295
00:49:48,473 --> 00:49:50,558
You really sold out to the max,
man!
1296
00:49:50,558 --> 00:49:52,936
- Okay, Vidiot, outta
here right now!
1297
00:49:52,936 --> 00:49:54,771
- Hey, you don't have to
tell us to leave!
1298
00:49:54,771 --> 00:49:56,273
We're on our way
outta here anyway.
1299
00:49:56,273 --> 00:50:00,026
We don't wanna hang in
your crummy joint!
1300
00:50:00,026 --> 00:50:00,860
Come on!
1301
00:50:04,155 --> 00:50:05,615
(shouting)
1302
00:50:05,615 --> 00:50:07,785
(banging)
1303
00:50:10,078 --> 00:50:11,538
- Uh, excuse me.
1304
00:50:11,538 --> 00:50:13,165
- Yeah, what do you want?
1305
00:50:13,165 --> 00:50:16,418
- Uh, could you take me
to your leader?
1306
00:50:18,253 --> 00:50:20,213
- The name's King Vidiot.
1307
00:50:20,213 --> 00:50:21,798
These are my subjects.
1308
00:50:21,798 --> 00:50:23,425
Hey, uh,
1309
00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:25,885
have you got a sister?
- Me, no, no, I.
1310
00:50:25,885 --> 00:50:26,595
- It's a pleasure to meet you,
Mr.
1311
00:50:26,970 --> 00:50:27,805
My card.
1312
00:50:31,225 --> 00:50:33,143
- Not impressed.
1313
00:50:33,143 --> 00:50:34,101
- Well that's too bad
1314
00:50:34,101 --> 00:50:37,188
'cause I think we're on
the same side.
1315
00:50:37,188 --> 00:50:38,690
However, if you decide you need,
uh,
1316
00:50:38,690 --> 00:50:41,193
help with our young friend
Mr. Bailey in there,
1317
00:50:41,193 --> 00:50:42,443
gimme a call.
1318
00:50:42,443 --> 00:50:46,115
(gentle instrumental music)
1319
00:50:48,116 --> 00:50:49,826
What the hell are you doin'
here?
1320
00:50:49,826 --> 00:50:51,328
- You said you wanted to talk.
1321
00:50:51,328 --> 00:50:52,578
- I meant my office.
1322
00:50:52,578 --> 00:50:53,705
- I don't like offices.
1323
00:50:53,705 --> 00:50:55,415
- Why didn't you use the door?
1324
00:50:55,415 --> 00:50:57,041
- I don't like doors.
1325
00:50:57,041 --> 00:51:00,420
- Very well, Mr.
Vidiot, have a seat.
1326
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:02,171
- I don't like seats.
1327
00:51:03,090 --> 00:51:04,758
And that's another thing,
1328
00:51:04,758 --> 00:51:06,760
the name is King Vidiot!
1329
00:51:08,553 --> 00:51:09,805
Not Mr. Vidiot.
1330
00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:13,433
You can call me Your
Highness if you like.
1331
00:51:13,433 --> 00:51:15,476
- You and I have
something in common.
1332
00:51:15,476 --> 00:51:17,561
Do you know what that is?
1333
00:51:20,190 --> 00:51:22,191
- We both like to hang
out in public bathrooms.
1334
00:51:22,191 --> 00:51:23,026
- No!
1335
00:51:24,318 --> 00:51:26,280
We both hate that arcade.
1336
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,073
- Wait a minute, man.
1337
00:51:28,073 --> 00:51:29,616
I love the arcade.
1338
00:51:29,616 --> 00:51:30,825
- Then let me put it
another way.
1339
00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:33,411
Uh, we both hate
Jefferson Bailey.
1340
00:51:33,411 --> 00:51:34,955
Now I saw him kick you
outta there last night,
1341
00:51:34,955 --> 00:51:37,165
and if you're half the
leader I think you are--
1342
00:51:37,165 --> 00:51:40,793
- I am half the leader
you think I am.
1343
00:51:40,793 --> 00:51:42,711
- You'd like some revenge.
1344
00:51:42,711 --> 00:51:44,296
- Yeah.
1345
00:51:44,296 --> 00:51:45,090
Revenge.
1346
00:51:46,133 --> 00:51:46,966
Sure.
1347
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,093
Revenge.
1348
00:51:54,975 --> 00:51:57,310
(crunching)
1349
00:51:58,895 --> 00:51:59,730
Revenge
1350
00:52:01,021 --> 00:52:01,856
is sweet!
1351
00:52:04,776 --> 00:52:06,611
- I tell ya what,
1352
00:52:06,611 --> 00:52:09,446
you help me force Jefferson
Bailey out of business,
1353
00:52:09,446 --> 00:52:12,533
and I'll buy you your
own video game.
1354
00:52:15,703 --> 00:52:17,288
If you're dyin', I'm not
gonna give you
1355
00:52:17,288 --> 00:52:18,331
mouth-to-mouth.
1356
00:52:18,331 --> 00:52:22,001
(gentle instrumental music)
1357
00:52:23,461 --> 00:52:25,005
- You mean my very own machine?
1358
00:52:25,005 --> 00:52:26,005
- Yeah.
1359
00:52:26,005 --> 00:52:27,256
- Nobody else could touch it?
1360
00:52:27,256 --> 00:52:28,091
- No.
1361
00:52:29,593 --> 00:52:30,926
- What I gotta do?
1362
00:52:30,926 --> 00:52:34,263
- I want a major
disturbance at the arcade.
1363
00:52:34,263 --> 00:52:36,098
- Oh we, man, we do
that all the time.
1364
00:52:36,098 --> 00:52:37,558
- Yeah, but I want a
special one.
1365
00:52:37,558 --> 00:52:40,103
I've got to force the
mayor to move.
1366
00:52:40,103 --> 00:52:41,771
- Yeah, yeah,
1367
00:52:41,771 --> 00:52:42,771
like, uh,
1368
00:52:42,771 --> 00:52:44,148
like, uh,
1369
00:52:44,148 --> 00:52:45,691
uh,
1370
00:52:45,691 --> 00:52:47,526
breakin' some bones.
1371
00:52:47,526 --> 00:52:48,320
- Oh yeah.
1372
00:52:49,403 --> 00:52:51,490
- [King Vid] Revenge.
1373
00:52:51,490 --> 00:52:53,075
Oh, man,
1374
00:52:53,075 --> 00:52:55,993
what if we was to
have some wheels?
1375
00:52:58,205 --> 00:52:59,371
- Some wheels?
1376
00:52:59,371 --> 00:53:00,206
- Yeah!
1377
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,333
Wheels.
1378
00:53:03,210 --> 00:53:05,711
(engine revs)
1379
00:53:08,715 --> 00:53:09,550
Vidiots!
1380
00:53:11,635 --> 00:53:12,468
Yeah!
1381
00:53:13,845 --> 00:53:16,096
(laughing)
1382
00:53:17,891 --> 00:53:19,516
- Yeah!
1383
00:53:19,516 --> 00:53:21,853
- Vidiots, Vidiots, Visiots!
1384
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,023
Wheels!
1385
00:53:25,023 --> 00:53:25,856
Wheels!
1386
00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:28,693
Yeah!
1387
00:53:28,693 --> 00:53:29,526
Wheels!
1388
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:34,991
(engine revs)
1389
00:53:34,991 --> 00:53:38,161
(pounding rock music)
1390
00:53:44,541 --> 00:53:46,795
(grunting)
1391
00:53:51,508 --> 00:53:52,633
- Hello, operator?
1392
00:53:52,633 --> 00:53:53,801
Quick, get me the police.
1393
00:53:53,801 --> 00:53:55,386
This is an emergency!
1394
00:53:55,386 --> 00:53:57,180
- This is Alexis Wheeler
reporting to you
1395
00:53:57,180 --> 00:53:58,390
from the video arcade,
1396
00:53:58,390 --> 00:54:00,391
where violence has just erupted.
1397
00:54:00,391 --> 00:54:03,520
(people chattering)
1398
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,771
Mr. Rutter, were you a witness
to what happened here today?
1399
00:54:05,771 --> 00:54:07,773
- I have nothing to say to you.
1400
00:54:07,773 --> 00:54:09,441
Unless, of course,
you're here to apologize
1401
00:54:09,441 --> 00:54:11,193
for your scurrilous accusations.
1402
00:54:11,193 --> 00:54:13,280
- I have nothing to
apologize about.
1403
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,198
But I will admit that with
the violence here today,
1404
00:54:15,198 --> 00:54:16,700
the mayor is gonna really
have a problem
1405
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,035
with everything that's
been going on.
1406
00:54:18,035 --> 00:54:20,245
- Thanks for the wheels, man.
1407
00:54:20,245 --> 00:54:21,621
Hi, Mom.
1408
00:54:21,621 --> 00:54:23,498
- Uh, what did that
young man mean?
1409
00:54:23,498 --> 00:54:24,373
- I have no idea.
1410
00:54:24,373 --> 00:54:25,541
He's just another one of
these lunatics
1411
00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:27,168
from this asylum.
1412
00:54:27,168 --> 00:54:28,836
What'd you start to say
about the mayor?
1413
00:54:28,836 --> 00:54:30,171
- I was only suggesting
that the mayor
1414
00:54:30,171 --> 00:54:31,881
will more than likely
wanna call a meeting
1415
00:54:31,881 --> 00:54:33,175
to discuss everything--
- You heard it, folks.
1416
00:54:33,175 --> 00:54:34,216
Straight from Alexis Wheeler.
1417
00:54:34,216 --> 00:54:35,926
The mayor's calling a
special emergency meeting
1418
00:54:35,926 --> 00:54:37,636
to shut this video arcade down.
1419
00:54:37,636 --> 00:54:39,013
- I never said such a thing.
1420
00:54:39,013 --> 00:54:39,890
I never--
- Uh, thank you.
1421
00:54:39,890 --> 00:54:41,223
- Give me back my microphone.
1422
00:54:41,223 --> 00:54:44,601
(gavel bangs)
(people chattering)
1423
00:54:44,601 --> 00:54:48,273
- There will be order
in this room.
1424
00:54:48,273 --> 00:54:49,231
That's better.
1425
00:54:49,231 --> 00:54:51,860
We'll now proceed with
the opening statements.
1426
00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:53,445
Uh, Mr. Rutter.
1427
00:54:53,445 --> 00:54:54,611
- Mr. Mayor,
1428
00:54:54,611 --> 00:54:57,490
councilmen, concerned parents,
1429
00:54:57,490 --> 00:54:58,325
children.
1430
00:54:58,325 --> 00:55:00,910
(booing)
1431
00:55:00,910 --> 00:55:04,080
(thumping rock music)
1432
00:55:12,296 --> 00:55:14,675
(gavel bangs)
1433
00:55:14,675 --> 00:55:16,968
- Uh, Mr.
Rutter, would you go ahead?
1434
00:55:16,968 --> 00:55:18,928
- Thank you, uh, Mr. Mayor.
1435
00:55:18,928 --> 00:55:19,971
As you know,
1436
00:55:19,971 --> 00:55:22,140
we are here to
extinguish the filth
1437
00:55:22,140 --> 00:55:23,308
and the decadence
1438
00:55:23,308 --> 00:55:24,558
that is commonly referred to
1439
00:55:24,558 --> 00:55:27,103
as video game entertainment.
1440
00:55:27,103 --> 00:55:29,188
Fortunately, here in River City,
1441
00:55:29,188 --> 00:55:30,898
the problem is isolated,
1442
00:55:30,898 --> 00:55:33,026
though no less threatening.
1443
00:55:33,026 --> 00:55:34,945
The trouble, right here
in River City,
1444
00:55:34,945 --> 00:55:36,446
is Bailey's Video Arcade.
1445
00:55:36,446 --> 00:55:37,655
- Yeah!
- All right!
1446
00:55:37,655 --> 00:55:38,781
(crowd chatters)
1447
00:55:38,781 --> 00:55:40,866
(booing)
1448
00:55:42,285 --> 00:55:43,245
- [Man] Throw him out!
1449
00:55:43,245 --> 00:55:44,788
(booing)
1450
00:55:44,788 --> 00:55:45,955
- [Mayor] Mr. Bailey,
1451
00:55:45,955 --> 00:55:48,208
do you care to make some
opening remarks?
1452
00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:49,291
- You mean, uh,
1453
00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:53,463
other than to say that the
honorable Mr. Joseph Rutter
1454
00:55:54,380 --> 00:55:56,131
is full of shit.
- What?
1455
00:55:56,131 --> 00:55:56,966
Heel!
1456
00:55:56,966 --> 00:55:58,676
(beeping)
1457
00:55:58,676 --> 00:55:59,635
- What are some of the signs
1458
00:55:59,635 --> 00:56:01,471
of this video madness?
1459
00:56:02,721 --> 00:56:05,391
What should a concerned
parent look for?
1460
00:56:05,391 --> 00:56:07,435
- A large semicircle of
calluses here
1461
00:56:07,435 --> 00:56:10,896
along the ridge between the
thumb and the forefinger.
1462
00:56:10,896 --> 00:56:13,650
One should also look for
Pac-Man arthritis
1463
00:56:13,650 --> 00:56:15,151
or the Blinky syndrome,
1464
00:56:15,151 --> 00:56:19,071
which manifests itself in
the lower forearm and wrist
1465
00:56:19,071 --> 00:56:20,948
of the playing hand,
1466
00:56:20,948 --> 00:56:22,575
the hand that holds the, uh,
1467
00:56:22,575 --> 00:56:23,993
joystick.
1468
00:56:23,993 --> 00:56:26,580
(crowd laughs)
1469
00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:33,336
- Is there anything
else you have observed?
1470
00:56:33,336 --> 00:56:34,170
- Germs.
1471
00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:36,881
- Germs, Nurse Tubitt?
1472
00:56:36,881 --> 00:56:39,716
- Kids play with their
joysticks day in and day out.
1473
00:56:39,716 --> 00:56:42,011
Jerking them back and forth,
1474
00:56:42,011 --> 00:56:43,180
sweating on them,
1475
00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:44,180
and they don't even
clean them off
1476
00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:45,098
when they're through.
1477
00:56:45,098 --> 00:56:45,931
(crowd laughs)
1478
00:56:45,931 --> 00:56:49,018
Their joysticks are a
hotbed of germs!
1479
00:56:49,018 --> 00:56:49,853
Germs!
1480
00:56:50,895 --> 00:56:52,646
(beeping)
1481
00:56:52,646 --> 00:56:54,941
- Well, as it turns out,
most of my boys
1482
00:56:54,941 --> 00:56:56,233
are spending all their time
1483
00:56:56,233 --> 00:56:58,278
with these damn video games.
1484
00:56:58,278 --> 00:56:59,736
Why, they're addicted to them.
1485
00:56:59,736 --> 00:57:01,906
It, it's worse than
dope or booze
1486
00:57:01,906 --> 00:57:03,533
or even women.
1487
00:57:03,533 --> 00:57:04,993
And it takes their drive away,
1488
00:57:04,993 --> 00:57:06,703
like self-abuse.
1489
00:57:06,703 --> 00:57:08,496
(beeping)
1490
00:57:08,496 --> 00:57:10,581
- If you were to summarize
the effect the video arcade
1491
00:57:10,581 --> 00:57:11,833
has had on you,
1492
00:57:13,626 --> 00:57:14,920
what would you say?
1493
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,046
- Oh, you mean like in,
uh, 25 words or less?
1494
00:57:18,046 --> 00:57:18,881
Uh.
1495
00:57:20,675 --> 00:57:22,343
The video arcade
1496
00:57:22,343 --> 00:57:25,263
has made me what I am today.
1497
00:57:25,263 --> 00:57:27,265
(cheering and clapping)
1498
00:57:27,265 --> 00:57:28,808
- [Man] Whoo, all right!
1499
00:57:28,808 --> 00:57:31,060
- What's the matter, that
was less than 25 words!
1500
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:33,020
(beeping)
1501
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:36,065
- I hoped to convey the
very specific,
1502
00:57:36,065 --> 00:57:37,816
easily discernible damages
1503
00:57:37,816 --> 00:57:40,320
done by the video arcade.
1504
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,405
I would be remiss in my
responsibilities
1505
00:57:42,405 --> 00:57:44,406
as spokesman for this cause
1506
00:57:44,406 --> 00:57:45,866
without trying to express to you
1507
00:57:45,866 --> 00:57:47,743
the frightfully immoral nature
1508
00:57:47,743 --> 00:57:50,246
of the arcade ambiance itself.
1509
00:57:51,121 --> 00:57:53,458
As soon as you walk
through the door,
1510
00:57:53,458 --> 00:57:56,251
you are hit by the
stench of the filth
1511
00:57:56,251 --> 00:57:59,046
that covers the premises.
1512
00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:00,923
- She's 16, she's beautiful.
1513
00:58:00,923 --> 00:58:02,175
She's ready for action.
1514
00:58:02,175 --> 00:58:03,301
What am I bid?
1515
00:58:03,301 --> 00:58:05,636
- [Patsy] Oh, Jeff, Jeff,
my body is mega entranced,
1516
00:58:05,636 --> 00:58:09,306
restless, and abandoned
to be as one with you.
1517
00:58:09,306 --> 00:58:11,225
- I'm sorry, Patsy, I'm busy!
1518
00:58:11,225 --> 00:58:14,353
You'll have to go elsewhere
for your sexual gratification.
1519
00:58:14,353 --> 00:58:17,148
- Oh, Jeff, why are you
always so awesome!
1520
00:58:17,148 --> 00:58:17,981
- Go.
1521
00:58:19,108 --> 00:58:21,736
- [Woman] Oh, baby, baby, baby.
1522
00:58:21,736 --> 00:58:24,990
(laughing and moaning)
1523
00:58:32,705 --> 00:58:34,790
- [Patsy] Oh how long
is the line?
1524
00:58:34,790 --> 00:58:35,916
- [Max] It said 15 minutes
1525
00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:37,335
but it's always longer.
1526
00:58:37,335 --> 00:58:38,670
This is my fourth time today,
1527
00:58:38,670 --> 00:58:40,838
and I'm going pee a dozen.
1528
00:58:42,631 --> 00:58:44,550
- Number 69, number 69.
1529
00:58:48,053 --> 00:58:49,680
You know the rules, Candy.
1530
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,181
I do the touching.
1531
00:58:53,976 --> 00:58:56,228
(groaning)
1532
00:59:10,285 --> 00:59:11,620
- [Dorfus] Oh, pretty, pretty.
1533
00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:14,871
(laughing and moaning)
1534
00:59:20,753 --> 00:59:23,423
(fire crackles)
1535
00:59:24,673 --> 00:59:26,550
- And so, in conclusion,
1536
00:59:26,550 --> 00:59:28,218
I hope you can all see
the urgent need
1537
00:59:28,218 --> 00:59:30,346
to close this place
down as quickly
1538
00:59:30,346 --> 00:59:32,723
and as efficiently as possible.
1539
00:59:32,723 --> 00:59:34,891
(beeping)
1540
00:59:36,101 --> 00:59:38,730
- Now I have listened very
carefully to Mr. Rutter
1541
00:59:38,730 --> 00:59:41,273
as I'm sure most of us have.
1542
00:59:41,273 --> 00:59:43,568
Now I would like to tell
you the truth.
1543
00:59:43,568 --> 00:59:45,278
That the video arcade
1544
00:59:45,278 --> 00:59:46,738
is quite a different place
1545
00:59:46,738 --> 00:59:50,241
than from what my esteemed
opponent has described.
1546
00:59:50,241 --> 00:59:53,828
Children of all ages are
welcome at the video arcade.
1547
00:59:53,828 --> 00:59:56,496
Now today, class, we
will continue our lesson
1548
00:59:56,496 --> 00:59:57,956
in computer science.
1549
00:59:57,956 --> 00:59:59,750
- Mr. Bailey, I want you to know
1550
00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:02,461
that your lessons have
been very instrumental
1551
01:00:02,461 --> 01:00:04,630
in getting me into college.
1552
01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:07,300
- That's right, sir,
especially your lessons
1553
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,385
on your private computer.
1554
01:00:12,263 --> 01:00:13,473
- I like milk.
1555
01:00:13,473 --> 01:00:15,641
It's very nutritious.
1556
01:00:15,641 --> 01:00:18,603
I'm drinking milk for good.
1557
01:00:18,603 --> 01:00:19,936
(glasses clink)
1558
01:00:19,936 --> 01:00:23,608
(gentle instrumental music)
1559
01:00:25,151 --> 01:00:27,153
- Oh, I'm sorry, Eugene,
1560
01:00:27,153 --> 01:00:31,198
I accidentally rubbed my
breast up against you.
1561
01:00:31,198 --> 01:00:32,700
- No harm done, Candy.
1562
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:36,913
(gentle instrumental music)
1563
01:00:36,913 --> 01:00:38,163
- Cardinal Dorfus,
1564
01:00:38,163 --> 01:00:40,791
these are excellent hit
dogs and bens,
1565
01:00:40,791 --> 01:00:42,210
the best I've ever had.
1566
01:00:42,210 --> 01:00:43,043
- Thank you, Your Holiness,
1567
01:00:43,043 --> 01:00:44,961
but it's hot dog and beans.
1568
01:00:44,961 --> 01:00:46,380
- Yes, of course.
1569
01:00:47,548 --> 01:00:48,841
(Dorfus farts)
1570
01:00:48,841 --> 01:00:52,178
Cardinal Dorfus, do you
smell something?
1571
01:00:53,011 --> 01:00:56,306
- Why, no, Your Holiness, I,
I do not.
1572
01:00:56,306 --> 01:00:58,266
- Well, never mind.
1573
01:00:58,266 --> 01:01:01,478
- Remember, Your Holiness,
the words of the apostle Paul.
1574
01:01:01,478 --> 01:01:04,856
He who smelt it first,
hath dealt it first.
1575
01:01:04,856 --> 01:01:07,026
- Yes, that is as it should be.
1576
01:01:07,026 --> 01:01:07,860
- Ah!
1577
01:01:07,860 --> 01:01:10,655
(beeping)
(clapping)
1578
01:01:10,655 --> 01:01:11,655
- [Man] Woo, all right!
1579
01:01:11,655 --> 01:01:13,323
- I would be wholly
remiss in my duties
1580
01:01:13,323 --> 01:01:17,495
if I didn't call one very
special witness to the stand.
1581
01:01:18,663 --> 01:01:23,041
That is, of course, if I have
the approval of Mr. Rutter.
1582
01:01:23,041 --> 01:01:24,876
- It's a free country.
1583
01:01:24,876 --> 01:01:26,838
- Patsy Rutter.
1584
01:01:26,838 --> 01:01:27,671
- [Joesph] Huh?
1585
01:01:27,671 --> 01:01:29,465
(cheering and clapping)
1586
01:01:29,465 --> 01:01:31,008
(beeping)
1587
01:01:31,008 --> 01:01:32,051
- Now in your own words,
1588
01:01:32,051 --> 01:01:33,720
would you please
tell the Council
1589
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,723
how you feel about the
video arcade?
1590
01:01:39,891 --> 01:01:40,935
- Okay!
1591
01:01:40,935 --> 01:01:43,353
Like where are we
supposed to go?
1592
01:01:43,353 --> 01:01:45,523
Sure, there's the galleria,
1593
01:01:45,523 --> 01:01:47,858
and there's, like, going to
the movies and everything,
1594
01:01:47,858 --> 01:01:50,486
or going to 7-11 after
school for stuff,
1595
01:01:50,486 --> 01:01:52,530
but, like, that's totally it.
1596
01:01:52,530 --> 01:01:54,740
Jeff Bailey's Video Arcade
1597
01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:57,285
is the only place to go
1598
01:01:57,285 --> 01:01:58,870
for good clean fun.
1599
01:01:58,870 --> 01:01:59,703
- Good clean fun?
1600
01:01:59,703 --> 01:02:01,538
My God, Patsy, are you crazy?
1601
01:02:01,538 --> 01:02:02,373
My God,
1602
01:02:02,373 --> 01:02:05,543
that place is slime and
pure unadulterated slime
1603
01:02:05,543 --> 01:02:07,836
and immoralist slime!
1604
01:02:07,836 --> 01:02:08,838
Slime!
1605
01:02:08,838 --> 01:02:10,256
(crowd chattering)
1606
01:02:10,256 --> 01:02:11,465
What?
1607
01:02:11,465 --> 01:02:14,385
(crowd chattering)
1608
01:02:15,428 --> 01:02:17,055
- Well, thank you, Mr. Rutter,
1609
01:02:17,055 --> 01:02:20,975
for very nicely leading
me into my next point
1610
01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:23,811
about immorality as we
see it today.
1611
01:02:23,811 --> 01:02:25,271
Ladies and gentlemen,
1612
01:02:25,271 --> 01:02:27,773
as a way of clearing up Mr.
Rutter's
1613
01:02:27,773 --> 01:02:30,110
definition of immoral slime,
1614
01:02:32,278 --> 01:02:33,195
watch this.
1615
01:02:34,571 --> 01:02:36,490
(beeping)
1616
01:02:36,490 --> 01:02:39,701
(shouting and chattering)
1617
01:02:39,701 --> 01:02:41,871
(beeping)
1618
01:02:44,665 --> 01:02:46,500
- My God, Max, you said
you got that photo!
1619
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:49,086
- [Max] I did, it's right here!
1620
01:02:53,298 --> 01:02:56,635
- May I please have
Eugene's photo back?
1621
01:03:01,056 --> 01:03:03,560
And in conclusion, as for
the video arcade
1622
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,186
being a threat to the community,
1623
01:03:06,186 --> 01:03:08,105
I'll tell ya that
1624
01:03:08,105 --> 01:03:12,110
until my grandfather
and I opened the arcade,
1625
01:03:12,110 --> 01:03:14,528
these kids never felt
that they belonged
1626
01:03:14,528 --> 01:03:16,363
to a community at all.
1627
01:03:17,656 --> 01:03:20,368
At the arcade, the kids belong.
1628
01:03:20,368 --> 01:03:23,705
(cheering and shouting)
1629
01:03:28,876 --> 01:03:30,420
- [Mayor] That slide
obviously proves it
1630
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,628
as a personal matter.
1631
01:03:31,628 --> 01:03:34,006
(crowd chattering)
1632
01:03:34,006 --> 01:03:35,675
- Your Honor, no city
ordinances were broken.
1633
01:03:35,675 --> 01:03:37,885
I don't see how you could
possibly close this arcade.
1634
01:03:37,885 --> 01:03:39,428
(gavel bangs)
1635
01:03:39,428 --> 01:03:40,721
- This Council of River City
1636
01:03:40,721 --> 01:03:41,596
concludes
1637
01:03:41,596 --> 01:03:45,393
that, eh, no laws have
been broken at the arcade,
1638
01:03:45,393 --> 01:03:48,020
so we, we can find no evidence
1639
01:03:48,020 --> 01:03:50,063
to warrant its closing.
1640
01:03:50,063 --> 01:03:53,400
(shouting and clapping)
1641
01:03:54,401 --> 01:03:56,153
(gavel bangs)
1642
01:03:56,153 --> 01:03:58,030
As long as you don't
break any laws.
1643
01:03:58,030 --> 01:04:00,408
(crowd chatters)
1644
01:04:00,408 --> 01:04:02,910
Let's get the hell outta here.
1645
01:04:04,328 --> 01:04:05,161
- Patsy!
1646
01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:08,750
You best go home now, darling.
1647
01:04:10,543 --> 01:04:12,253
Well, congratulations, young Mr.
Bailey,
1648
01:04:12,253 --> 01:04:14,213
you did quite well in here.
1649
01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,881
- Well, thank you, Rutter,
that's uh,
1650
01:04:15,881 --> 01:04:17,466
very sportsmanlike of you.
1651
01:04:17,466 --> 01:04:20,051
- Suppose you think you've
got this thing won, huh?
1652
01:04:20,051 --> 01:04:21,178
- You heard what the mayor said.
1653
01:04:21,178 --> 01:04:23,305
As long as we keep things
within the law.
1654
01:04:23,305 --> 01:04:24,473
- Well I suppose you'd
be interested
1655
01:04:24,473 --> 01:04:26,058
to see what my two nephews here
1656
01:04:26,058 --> 01:04:28,603
have found in the kitchen
of your snack bar.
1657
01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:29,603
- [Dorfus] You're just
not gonna give up,
1658
01:04:29,603 --> 01:04:31,646
are ya, Rutter?
1659
01:04:31,646 --> 01:04:33,481
- Why you son of a--
1660
01:04:33,481 --> 01:04:34,691
- No, no, just wait a minute!
1661
01:04:34,691 --> 01:04:36,110
- What?
1662
01:04:36,110 --> 01:04:37,153
- Um,
1663
01:04:37,153 --> 01:04:39,321
well I just had an idea,
that's all.
1664
01:04:39,321 --> 01:04:41,698
I thought that maybe we could
settle this like gentlemen.
1665
01:04:41,698 --> 01:04:43,033
- [Dorfus] What, are you crazy,
Eugene,
1666
01:04:43,033 --> 01:04:44,201
or hit your head on somethin'?
1667
01:04:44,201 --> 01:04:45,160
- No.
1668
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,288
It's just that last time
we had a disagreement,
1669
01:04:47,288 --> 01:04:48,831
we played a game at the arcade,
1670
01:04:48,831 --> 01:04:51,750
and the winner of the
game decides.
1671
01:04:52,918 --> 01:04:54,170
- This little wimp
speak for you?
1672
01:04:54,170 --> 01:04:55,505
- Yeah, this little wimp
speaks for me,
1673
01:04:55,505 --> 01:04:57,798
and I challenge you to a game.
1674
01:04:57,798 --> 01:05:00,091
My man against any
man you choose.
1675
01:05:00,091 --> 01:05:03,638
If you win, I'll close
the arcade down.
1676
01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:07,808
But if I win, you leave
the arcade the hell alone.
1677
01:05:09,435 --> 01:05:12,105
- You know my man, His
Highness King Vidiot!
1678
01:05:12,105 --> 01:05:14,856
- Yeah, and my man is
Jonathan McDorfus.
1679
01:05:14,856 --> 01:05:15,691
- Okay.
1680
01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:19,778
This time, we play my game,
Super-Pac!
1681
01:05:20,988 --> 01:05:21,990
- Piece of cake.
1682
01:05:21,990 --> 01:05:22,823
- Ha!
- Ha!
1683
01:05:22,823 --> 01:05:23,741
- Ha!
- Ha!
1684
01:05:27,036 --> 01:05:29,330
- Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep.
1685
01:05:29,330 --> 01:05:31,498
(humming)
1686
01:05:33,918 --> 01:05:35,461
- Well, it's all settled then.
1687
01:05:35,461 --> 01:05:37,088
Shall we say, uh, nine
o'clock in the morning?
1688
01:05:37,088 --> 01:05:38,546
- No, make it 11, Rutter!
1689
01:05:38,546 --> 01:05:40,800
I gotta eat my breakfast first.
1690
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,468
- Okay, calm down, Dorfman.
1691
01:05:42,468 --> 01:05:44,053
You're in training.
1692
01:05:44,970 --> 01:05:48,098
- All right, you two
know what to do now, huh?
1693
01:05:48,098 --> 01:05:50,685
You sure you know where
that slob kid lives?
1694
01:05:50,685 --> 01:05:52,853
(beeping)
1695
01:05:54,396 --> 01:05:56,648
Well, well, kid, what do ya say,
huh?
1696
01:05:56,648 --> 01:05:57,816
- What are you doin'?
- Where's your man?
1697
01:05:57,816 --> 01:05:59,276
- Dorfus, he's around.
1698
01:05:59,276 --> 01:06:01,111
- No, he's not around--
- Shh.
1699
01:06:01,111 --> 01:06:02,363
Excuse me, sir, private
conversation,
1700
01:06:02,363 --> 01:06:03,405
thank you.
- Yeah, sure.
1701
01:06:03,405 --> 01:06:04,531
- What's wrong?
- He's not at home,
1702
01:06:04,531 --> 01:06:05,908
and the guy at the hot dog
stand next door
1703
01:06:05,908 --> 01:06:08,160
hasn't seen him
since last night.
1704
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,620
- Not since last night?
- No.
1705
01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:10,580
- Your Highness.
1706
01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:11,955
Tell ya what, kid, it's
put up or shut up time.
1707
01:06:11,955 --> 01:06:13,373
You gonna forfeit?
1708
01:06:13,373 --> 01:06:15,626
- Hell I am, I'll just
choose someone else to play.
1709
01:06:15,626 --> 01:06:17,461
- I'll tell you what, Bailey,
1710
01:06:17,461 --> 01:06:19,338
you're so smart, I'll play you.
1711
01:06:19,338 --> 01:06:20,506
- No, that's not the deal.
1712
01:06:20,506 --> 01:06:21,340
- That's right.
1713
01:06:21,340 --> 01:06:23,466
Besides, idiot, you know
I never play these games.
1714
01:06:23,466 --> 01:06:24,551
- Never play these games,
1715
01:06:24,551 --> 01:06:26,220
sure, you never play
these games.
1716
01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:27,388
- That's right, so it
wouldn't be fair,
1717
01:06:27,388 --> 01:06:29,181
so I'll just choose
someone else to play.
1718
01:06:29,181 --> 01:06:31,558
- Is he shittin' me?
- No.
1719
01:06:31,558 --> 01:06:34,395
Everybody knows Bailey
doesn't play video games.
1720
01:06:34,395 --> 01:06:38,231
He's a regular chicken. (clucks)
1721
01:06:38,231 --> 01:06:39,150
- I'll tell ya what, Bailey, uh,
1722
01:06:39,150 --> 01:06:40,485
let's sweeten the pot
a little bit here, huh?
1723
01:06:40,485 --> 01:06:42,778
I'll let you play but
you've gotta promise
1724
01:06:42,778 --> 01:06:44,196
that if you lose this match,
1725
01:06:44,196 --> 01:06:46,031
you'll not only shut
this arcade down,
1726
01:06:46,031 --> 01:06:50,201
you'll never open another
arcade here in River City, huh?
1727
01:06:52,621 --> 01:06:54,498
- All right, you've got it.
1728
01:06:54,498 --> 01:06:55,875
But you've gotta give
me 15 minutes.
1729
01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:56,916
- You got it.
1730
01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:59,170
(laughing)
1731
01:07:02,256 --> 01:07:03,966
- I think there's something
I should tell you.
1732
01:07:03,966 --> 01:07:05,133
- Yeah?
- Well,
1733
01:07:06,093 --> 01:07:08,303
you know the reason why
I never play these games?
1734
01:07:08,303 --> 01:07:10,055
- No.
- Well,
1735
01:07:10,055 --> 01:07:12,975
they, they make me
physically ill.
1736
01:07:12,975 --> 01:07:14,018
- [Eugene] What?
1737
01:07:14,018 --> 01:07:14,976
- Yeah.
1738
01:07:14,976 --> 01:07:18,313
I mean, every time I look
into one of those screens,
1739
01:07:18,313 --> 01:07:20,023
I get dizzy and I--
- Jeff?
1740
01:07:20,023 --> 01:07:21,358
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1741
01:07:21,358 --> 01:07:22,818
- I mean, you looked a
little weird.
1742
01:07:22,818 --> 01:07:24,403
- No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.
1743
01:07:24,403 --> 01:07:26,738
It's cool, thanks.
- Oh.
1744
01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:28,698
- Jeff, you must be shitting me.
1745
01:07:28,698 --> 01:07:29,700
- No, Eugene, I
wouldn't shit you
1746
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:31,368
at a time like this.
1747
01:07:34,871 --> 01:07:36,373
- But why?
1748
01:07:36,373 --> 01:07:39,043
Why, Jeff, why do you
get so dizzy?
1749
01:07:39,043 --> 01:07:41,503
I know, I'll run and get
some Dramamine.
1750
01:07:41,503 --> 01:07:44,798
- Eugene, that is
not gonna help.
1751
01:07:44,798 --> 01:07:48,845
I guess I better tell ya
the whole story.
1752
01:07:48,845 --> 01:07:52,931
It all started, Eugene,
because I loved video games.
1753
01:07:52,931 --> 01:07:56,226
And I guess that's why
Dorfus and I became so close.
1754
01:07:56,226 --> 01:07:57,436
I mean, we'd play each other,
1755
01:07:57,436 --> 01:07:59,063
and sometimes he'd win,
1756
01:07:59,063 --> 01:08:01,315
and sometimes I'd win, and.
1757
01:08:02,316 --> 01:08:04,901
- Gosh, you must be really good.
1758
01:08:04,901 --> 01:08:06,653
- I was, Eugene, was.
1759
01:08:08,196 --> 01:08:11,241
Anyhow, about six months ago,
1760
01:08:11,241 --> 01:08:13,076
I convinced my grandfather to
1761
01:08:13,076 --> 01:08:15,913
turn the warehouse
into the arcade
1762
01:08:16,830 --> 01:08:19,958
We had a fantastic
grand opening.
1763
01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:20,918
And after we were closed,
1764
01:08:20,918 --> 01:08:23,295
my girlfriend and I, Sandy,
1765
01:08:23,295 --> 01:08:26,965
we kinda hung around a
while, you know, and.
1766
01:08:26,965 --> 01:08:29,135
God, it was wonderful, Eugene.
1767
01:08:29,135 --> 01:08:30,720
We were so in love.
1768
01:08:32,221 --> 01:08:36,058
And it was the, uh, first
time for both of us.
1769
01:08:36,975 --> 01:08:38,685
Everything was just perfect.
1770
01:08:38,685 --> 01:08:41,396
♫ Love
1771
01:08:41,396 --> 01:08:44,691
♫ Is a moment
1772
01:08:44,691 --> 01:08:46,901
♫ Like a wave
1773
01:08:46,901 --> 01:08:49,905
♫ Lost in the ocean
1774
01:08:51,740 --> 01:08:54,410
♫ Calm
1775
01:08:54,410 --> 01:08:56,995
♫ So deceptive
1776
01:08:58,038 --> 01:09:00,123
♫ Like the storm
1777
01:09:00,123 --> 01:09:02,960
♫ She's expectin'
1778
01:09:05,086 --> 01:09:07,005
♫ Oh I
1779
01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:11,968
♫ Never ever felt
this good before
1780
01:09:11,968 --> 01:09:13,803
♫ You
1781
01:09:15,848 --> 01:09:18,683
♫ Never ever thought
I could before
1782
01:09:18,683 --> 01:09:20,268
♫ You
1783
01:09:20,268 --> 01:09:23,563
♫ Sailed into my life
1784
01:09:23,563 --> 01:09:26,275
♫ And said hello
1785
01:09:28,693 --> 01:09:30,111
♫ On a Sunday
1786
01:09:30,111 --> 01:09:32,281
Everything was wonderful.
1787
01:09:32,281 --> 01:09:35,116
Until I looked into a
video screen
1788
01:09:35,116 --> 01:09:38,286
and there was the
reflection of her father.
1789
01:09:38,286 --> 01:09:40,330
Eugene, it was awful.
1790
01:09:40,330 --> 01:09:41,748
He started slapping her.
1791
01:09:41,748 --> 01:09:44,835
(romantic pop music)
1792
01:09:50,675 --> 01:09:52,175
- What happened then?
1793
01:09:52,175 --> 01:09:53,551
- They moved outta town
1794
01:09:53,551 --> 01:09:55,846
and I haven't seen her since.
1795
01:09:55,846 --> 01:09:58,390
And now every time I look
into one of those screens,
1796
01:09:58,390 --> 01:10:01,768
I see the reflection
of her father.
1797
01:10:01,768 --> 01:10:04,771
And I haven't played
those games since.
1798
01:10:04,771 --> 01:10:06,398
- I'll help ya, Jeff.
1799
01:10:06,398 --> 01:10:08,191
You gotta come through this.
1800
01:10:08,191 --> 01:10:10,986
Everybody out there's
depending on you.
1801
01:10:10,986 --> 01:10:12,363
- You gonna help me, Eugene?
1802
01:10:12,363 --> 01:10:13,780
- You can count on me, Jeff.
1803
01:10:13,780 --> 01:10:17,493
(staccato instrumental music)
1804
01:10:17,493 --> 01:10:21,413
Make sure at least three
monsters (speaker fades out).
1805
01:10:21,413 --> 01:10:22,748
You only have a limited number.
1806
01:10:22,748 --> 01:10:25,500
Use them sparingly
(speaker fades out).
1807
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,793
The energizers earned in Pac-Man
1808
01:10:26,793 --> 01:10:29,130
are what spinach is to Popeye.
1809
01:10:29,130 --> 01:10:30,715
Never hesitate moving
the Pac-Man.
1810
01:10:30,715 --> 01:10:32,131
Hesitation can be more harmful
1811
01:10:32,131 --> 01:10:33,508
than the monsters.
1812
01:10:33,508 --> 01:10:36,511
Courage is one of four
ways to stop hesitation.
1813
01:10:36,511 --> 01:10:39,848
The other three are
practice, practice, practice!
1814
01:10:39,848 --> 01:10:42,225
Go on, Jeff, do it,
you can do it.
1815
01:10:42,225 --> 01:10:44,020
Just look at it.
1816
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:44,895
- Eugene, I know you're tryin',
1817
01:10:44,895 --> 01:10:46,521
but I can't--
- Jeff, Jeff.
1818
01:10:46,521 --> 01:10:47,356
- I don't think I can do it.
1819
01:10:47,356 --> 01:10:48,356
Eugene--
- This is the grandfather
1820
01:10:48,356 --> 01:10:50,066
of all Pac-Man games.
1821
01:10:50,066 --> 01:10:51,193
This is where it all started.
1822
01:10:51,193 --> 01:10:52,695
No, you've gotta do it.
1823
01:10:52,695 --> 01:10:53,695
You don't have much time.
1824
01:10:53,695 --> 01:10:57,533
(dramatic instrumental music)
1825
01:10:59,993 --> 01:11:00,828
- What happened?
1826
01:11:00,828 --> 01:11:01,661
- Nothing.
- Where was I?
1827
01:11:01,661 --> 01:11:02,955
- Okay, it's time to go
to the joystick.
1828
01:11:02,955 --> 01:11:04,581
- Oh no, Eugene, I
don't think I can do it.
1829
01:11:04,581 --> 01:11:07,585
- Come on, Bailey, get up
there and do it.
1830
01:11:07,585 --> 01:11:09,336
Come on, it's got a maze,
it'll be fun.
1831
01:11:09,336 --> 01:11:10,253
No, man.
1832
01:11:10,253 --> 01:11:11,380
It's the same thing as a maze.
1833
01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:12,298
Go, man.
1834
01:11:12,298 --> 01:11:14,216
That's it, up, now dodge,
faster, faster.
1835
01:11:14,216 --> 01:11:16,676
(dramatic instrumental music)
1836
01:11:16,676 --> 01:11:18,095
Perfect, go!
1837
01:11:18,095 --> 01:11:19,638
It's just like Super-Pac
1838
01:11:19,638 --> 01:11:21,181
except she's a
striptease artist.
1839
01:11:21,181 --> 01:11:22,181
Go!
1840
01:11:22,181 --> 01:11:24,018
- Okay, Eugene, it's comin'
back.
1841
01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:24,935
Yeah, okay.
1842
01:11:26,728 --> 01:11:28,230
I feel it.
- Go, fast, dodge, dodge!
1843
01:11:28,230 --> 01:11:29,648
Dodge, dodge!
- Yeah.
1844
01:11:29,648 --> 01:11:32,860
(dramatic instrumental music)
1845
01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:35,528
The mo's workin', Eugene.
1846
01:11:35,528 --> 01:11:37,155
Yeah.
1847
01:11:37,155 --> 01:11:38,156
Yeah!
1848
01:11:38,156 --> 01:11:39,866
Yeah, yeah!
1849
01:11:39,866 --> 01:11:40,868
Yeah.
1850
01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:41,868
Okay, Eugene.
1851
01:11:41,868 --> 01:11:43,036
- Got it?
- Let's go!
1852
01:11:43,036 --> 01:11:44,996
(shouting)
(dramatic instrumental music)
1853
01:11:44,996 --> 01:11:46,956
Yeah, we got it!
1854
01:11:46,956 --> 01:11:49,085
Go, go!
(dramatic instrumental music)
1855
01:11:49,085 --> 01:11:52,421
(crowd chattering)
1856
01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:53,421
Yeah.
- Yeah!
1857
01:11:54,298 --> 01:11:56,091
- Okay, Eugene.
1858
01:11:56,091 --> 01:11:57,718
All right, Eugene, I
got the momentum.
1859
01:11:57,718 --> 01:11:59,511
- The big mo.
- The big mo is workin'.
1860
01:11:59,511 --> 01:12:02,390
All right, all right, all right.
1861
01:12:02,390 --> 01:12:03,598
Vidiot,
1862
01:12:03,598 --> 01:12:04,975
I am ready.
1863
01:12:04,975 --> 01:12:07,268
- You had better be.
1864
01:12:07,268 --> 01:12:09,980
- Okay, if everyone will,
like, just bag the noise, okay?
1865
01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:11,731
Like we can do this.
1866
01:12:11,731 --> 01:12:13,608
Okay, players on their marks,
1867
01:12:13,608 --> 01:12:14,901
get set,
1868
01:12:14,901 --> 01:12:16,361
start game!
1869
01:12:16,361 --> 01:12:17,863
(blooping)
1870
01:12:17,863 --> 01:12:19,740
- [Man] Come on, come on, Jeff.
1871
01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:20,615
- [Woman] Let's go.
1872
01:12:20,615 --> 01:12:21,533
Come on, come on.
1873
01:12:21,533 --> 01:12:24,161
- Get that power pellet.
- Come on.
1874
01:12:24,161 --> 01:12:27,498
- [King Vid] Ain't nothin'
gonna save you now, Bailey.
1875
01:12:27,498 --> 01:12:28,915
- [Eugene] Come on, Jeff,
concentrate.
1876
01:12:28,915 --> 01:12:30,625
Big mo, big mo.
1877
01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:31,460
- [Jeff] Come on, help me,
please.
1878
01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:32,795
Come on.
1879
01:12:32,795 --> 01:12:33,628
On no, no.
1880
01:12:34,505 --> 01:12:35,965
Oh no, this can't be happening.
1881
01:12:35,965 --> 01:12:37,550
This can't be happening.
- Jeff!
1882
01:12:37,550 --> 01:12:38,383
- God, what am I doing?
1883
01:12:38,383 --> 01:12:39,176
What am I doing?
1884
01:12:39,176 --> 01:12:41,428
(blooping)
1885
01:12:44,806 --> 01:12:46,641
Find Dorfus.
1886
01:12:46,641 --> 01:12:48,976
(crunching)
1887
01:12:51,438 --> 01:12:52,898
- [Max] Oh God, Uncle Joe,
1888
01:12:52,898 --> 01:12:54,566
Uncle Joe's gonna freak.
1889
01:12:54,566 --> 01:12:55,400
Oh God.
1890
01:12:57,903 --> 01:12:59,696
- Max, you know,
1891
01:12:59,696 --> 01:13:01,698
I smell somethin' fishy.
1892
01:13:02,616 --> 01:13:04,535
This shithead's not goin'
anywhere.
1893
01:13:04,535 --> 01:13:05,995
Why don't you and me go
down to the arcade
1894
01:13:05,995 --> 01:13:08,621
and see if everything's
all right with Uncle Joe?
1895
01:13:08,621 --> 01:13:10,581
We'll be right back.
1896
01:13:10,581 --> 01:13:11,791
Oh yeah.
1897
01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:12,626
- [Man On TV] Put it
all on the table.
1898
01:13:12,626 --> 01:13:15,880
(comedic instrumental music)
1899
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:19,133
And, uh, why is he, why is
he comin' after me like that?
1900
01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:20,425
(grunting)
1901
01:13:20,425 --> 01:13:21,468
He's a big guy.
1902
01:13:21,468 --> 01:13:24,596
(muffled shouting)
1903
01:13:24,596 --> 01:13:26,806
Al, what are you doin'?
1904
01:13:26,806 --> 01:13:29,893
(Dorfus farts wetly)
1905
01:13:31,728 --> 01:13:32,563
- Oh.
1906
01:13:34,565 --> 01:13:39,026
(comedic instrumental music)
1907
01:13:39,026 --> 01:13:40,988
(Dorfus farts explosively)
1908
01:13:40,988 --> 01:13:41,946
(Dorfus farts wetly)
1909
01:13:41,946 --> 01:13:43,531
(shouts)
1910
01:13:43,531 --> 01:13:46,368
My prayers have been answered.
1911
01:13:46,368 --> 01:13:47,201
Oh!
1912
01:13:51,956 --> 01:13:53,541
Oh God!
1913
01:13:53,541 --> 01:13:54,543
Oh, take me!
1914
01:13:55,418 --> 01:13:56,670
Take all of me!
1915
01:13:58,005 --> 01:14:00,925
- [Woman] Move it, move it.
1916
01:14:00,925 --> 01:14:03,301
- Man, this is cake.
1917
01:14:03,301 --> 01:14:04,136
- No.
1918
01:14:05,846 --> 01:14:07,180
- Jeff, I can't find
him anywhere,
1919
01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:08,015
but don't worry,
1920
01:14:08,015 --> 01:14:09,350
just remember the big mo.
1921
01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:11,351
(beeping)
1922
01:14:11,351 --> 01:14:12,435
- [Jeff] Help.
1923
01:14:12,435 --> 01:14:13,270
Help.
1924
01:14:14,355 --> 01:14:15,355
- Come on.
1925
01:14:15,355 --> 01:14:16,190
Come on.
1926
01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:19,193
(laughing)
1927
01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:20,485
Donuts, donuts!
1928
01:14:20,485 --> 01:14:21,653
Gimme 'em!
1929
01:14:21,653 --> 01:14:24,113
Ain't nothin' gonna
help you now, Jefferson.
1930
01:14:24,113 --> 01:14:24,948
- That's all right.
1931
01:14:24,948 --> 01:14:25,781
Forget about the past.
1932
01:14:25,781 --> 01:14:26,616
Just concentrate now.
1933
01:14:26,616 --> 01:14:27,450
Do it now.
1934
01:14:29,161 --> 01:14:32,413
♫ We can get a video high
1935
01:14:32,413 --> 01:14:34,416
♫ Just keep those
quarters comin'
1936
01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:36,626
♫ We'll play till the day we die
1937
01:14:36,626 --> 01:14:37,753
♫ 'Cause we are
1938
01:14:37,753 --> 01:14:39,671
♫ Video video video
1939
01:14:39,671 --> 01:14:41,506
Jeff, the mayor!
1940
01:14:41,506 --> 01:14:42,716
- Oh shit.
1941
01:14:42,716 --> 01:14:44,551
Okay, Eugene,
1942
01:14:44,551 --> 01:14:46,136
you're the new
assistant manager.
1943
01:14:46,136 --> 01:14:48,471
I want you to go talk to him,
PR him,
1944
01:14:48,471 --> 01:14:49,473
schmooze him.
1945
01:14:49,473 --> 01:14:50,640
- Okay.
- Do it.
1946
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,726
♫ Video vidiots
1947
01:14:52,726 --> 01:14:54,228
(beeping)
1948
01:14:54,228 --> 01:14:56,105
♫ Video video video
1949
01:14:56,105 --> 01:14:58,023
- Mayor Neville, hi.
1950
01:14:58,023 --> 01:14:59,316
I'm Eugene Groebe.
1951
01:14:59,316 --> 01:15:01,818
Uh, the assistant manager
here at the establishment.
1952
01:15:01,818 --> 01:15:02,653
- I see.
1953
01:15:02,653 --> 01:15:03,486
- Yeah, can I help you?
1954
01:15:03,486 --> 01:15:05,280
- Uh, no, no, thank you, Eugene.
1955
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:06,531
I just thought I'd
come down here
1956
01:15:06,531 --> 01:15:10,451
and have a cordial look
around for myself.
1957
01:15:10,451 --> 01:15:13,080
- Yes, well, then as a way
of making you feel welcome,
1958
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,165
can I present you with
some complimentary tokens
1959
01:15:15,165 --> 01:15:16,541
so you can play the games?
1960
01:15:16,541 --> 01:15:18,626
- Oh, these games, me
play these games?
1961
01:15:18,626 --> 01:15:19,920
No, no, no, no, no.
1962
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,505
I, I don't think so, Eugene.
1963
01:15:21,505 --> 01:15:22,673
- Oh come on, give it a try.
1964
01:15:22,673 --> 01:15:24,216
You're only young once.
1965
01:15:24,216 --> 01:15:25,758
Uh, there, play Gorf.
1966
01:15:25,758 --> 01:15:26,593
It's easy.
1967
01:15:27,678 --> 01:15:28,636
Here's your token.
1968
01:15:28,636 --> 01:15:30,096
- [Mayor] Uh, what's that for?
1969
01:15:30,096 --> 01:15:32,098
- [Eugene] Well we use
those instead of quarters.
1970
01:15:32,098 --> 01:15:34,226
Put it in the slot right there.
1971
01:15:34,226 --> 01:15:35,226
- Uh huh.
1972
01:15:35,226 --> 01:15:36,145
Now what do I do?
1973
01:15:36,145 --> 01:15:37,688
- Oh, press start.
1974
01:15:37,688 --> 01:15:39,565
- Press start.
1975
01:15:39,565 --> 01:15:41,525
- [Eugene] And try and not
get blasted by these ships.
1976
01:15:41,525 --> 01:15:42,358
- Mm hmm.
1977
01:15:45,570 --> 01:15:47,155
What, what happened?
1978
01:15:47,155 --> 01:15:49,073
- You got blasted by the ships.
1979
01:15:49,073 --> 01:15:51,285
- Oh, I did, did I?
1980
01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:52,535
Well they can't do that to me.
1981
01:15:52,535 --> 01:15:54,161
We'll just see about that.
1982
01:15:54,161 --> 01:15:56,123
Let me try again.
1983
01:15:56,123 --> 01:15:57,331
What do I do, what do I do?
1984
01:15:57,331 --> 01:15:58,500
- Hold on to the joystick there
1985
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,210
and, that's it, and
then just dodge.
1986
01:16:00,210 --> 01:16:01,045
Yeah, yeah.
1987
01:16:01,045 --> 01:16:02,838
Now with your index finger,
you can shoot.
1988
01:16:02,838 --> 01:16:04,756
And there ya go.
1989
01:16:04,756 --> 01:16:05,840
All right.
1990
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,676
(Mayor chuckles)
1991
01:16:08,676 --> 01:16:11,680
♫ Video video video
1992
01:16:14,475 --> 01:16:15,766
- [Man] Come on!
1993
01:16:15,766 --> 01:16:16,601
Come on, Jeff, go, go!
- Oh please help me.
1994
01:16:16,601 --> 01:16:18,520
Come on, you can do it.
1995
01:16:19,938 --> 01:16:23,066
- What's the matter, Bailey?
(laughs)
1996
01:16:23,066 --> 01:16:23,900
Come on.
1997
01:16:25,318 --> 01:16:26,486
Wait a minute.
1998
01:16:28,446 --> 01:16:31,491
(Vid laughs)
1999
01:16:31,491 --> 01:16:33,451
- If, if you'll untie me,
2000
01:16:33,451 --> 01:16:37,205
we can prepare for a
marathon experience
2001
01:16:37,205 --> 01:16:39,916
unlike anything
you've had before.
2002
01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:43,753
- Oh, this is unlike
anything I've had before.
2003
01:16:45,255 --> 01:16:46,465
- Yes, yes, but,
2004
01:16:46,465 --> 01:16:47,883
but what I'm talking about
2005
01:16:47,883 --> 01:16:51,136
is your wildest
fantasies come to life.
2006
01:16:52,053 --> 01:16:54,348
(Vivian moans)
2007
01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:55,848
We'll meet again tonight.
2008
01:16:55,848 --> 01:16:58,268
- Oh!
- And I will have other
2009
01:16:58,268 --> 01:17:00,686
young, strong bodies with me.
2010
01:17:01,646 --> 01:17:02,648
- Oh!
2011
01:17:02,648 --> 01:17:04,941
- Yes, and even, even some,
2012
01:17:04,941 --> 01:17:06,860
I know you're not gonna
believe this,
2013
01:17:06,860 --> 01:17:08,028
better than I.
2014
01:17:09,613 --> 01:17:10,655
- Better than you?
2015
01:17:10,655 --> 01:17:12,031
- Yes.
2016
01:17:12,031 --> 01:17:13,658
Yes, there,
2017
01:17:13,658 --> 01:17:14,993
there are some out there.
2018
01:17:14,993 --> 01:17:17,328
Few, few, but they're there,
2019
01:17:17,328 --> 01:17:20,081
and they'll be with me tonight.
2020
01:17:20,081 --> 01:17:22,668
(Vivian moans)
2021
01:17:25,753 --> 01:17:29,425
♫ Video video video vidiots
2022
01:17:30,966 --> 01:17:34,471
♫ Video video video video
2023
01:17:35,513 --> 01:17:37,181
♫ Video vidiots
2024
01:17:37,181 --> 01:17:39,435
(blooping)
2025
01:17:40,435 --> 01:17:42,771
(chuckling)
2026
01:17:48,735 --> 01:17:50,570
- Arnie, look at that.
2027
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,783
♫ Some day there won't be
2028
01:17:54,783 --> 01:17:57,368
♫ Policemen anymore
2029
01:17:57,368 --> 01:18:00,621
(blooping and beeping)
2030
01:18:02,875 --> 01:18:04,166
- Turn out the lights.
2031
01:18:04,166 --> 01:18:05,251
Party's over.
2032
01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:09,088
You 'bout ready to call it
quits there, Bailey boy?
2033
01:18:09,088 --> 01:18:10,590
- It's not over yet, Rutter.
2034
01:18:10,590 --> 01:18:12,633
- [Eugene] Come on, Jeff,
concentrate.
2035
01:18:12,633 --> 01:18:14,928
(blooping)
2036
01:18:14,928 --> 01:18:15,970
- Hey, down to your last man.
2037
01:18:15,970 --> 01:18:18,473
It looks like
liquidation time to me.
2038
01:18:18,473 --> 01:18:23,103
- [King Vid] Yeah, give that
boy a barf bag. (laughs)
2039
01:18:23,103 --> 01:18:24,980
Oh, the clovers, the clovers!
2040
01:18:24,980 --> 01:18:26,231
Oh, 1600!
2041
01:18:26,231 --> 01:18:28,983
♫ Video video video vidiots
2042
01:18:28,983 --> 01:18:31,570
- Hey, uh, why don't
ya face up to it, pal?
2043
01:18:31,570 --> 01:18:32,780
You're a loser.
- Come on, Jeff,
2044
01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:33,863
come on!
- You can do it,
2045
01:18:33,863 --> 01:18:35,490
you can do it!
2046
01:18:35,490 --> 01:18:37,993
Come on, confidence is the key!
2047
01:18:37,993 --> 01:18:39,285
- Hey, King Vidiot,
2048
01:18:39,285 --> 01:18:40,911
might as well put it to bed,
huh?
2049
01:18:40,911 --> 01:18:42,621
You done whupped him royally.
2050
01:18:42,621 --> 01:18:45,458
Royally. (laughs)
2051
01:18:48,045 --> 01:18:49,755
- Nice, good game, Bailey.
- Vidiot's quittin',
2052
01:18:49,755 --> 01:18:51,590
he's stopped playin'.
2053
01:18:51,590 --> 01:18:53,550
- [King Vid] Ah, it'll all
be over in a second anyway.
2054
01:18:53,550 --> 01:18:56,553
(blooping and beeping)
2055
01:18:56,553 --> 01:19:00,015
♫ Video video video video
2056
01:19:00,015 --> 01:19:03,601
(Dorfus farts explosively)
2057
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:05,853
- Your wife has a
lovely bathroom.
2058
01:19:05,853 --> 01:19:06,688
- What?
2059
01:19:08,023 --> 01:19:11,025
- All right.
- All right, Dorfus.
2060
01:19:11,025 --> 01:19:12,693
- No, no, wait, Dorfus,
2061
01:19:12,693 --> 01:19:13,736
before you take over,
2062
01:19:13,736 --> 01:19:15,030
there's something you
should know.
2063
01:19:15,030 --> 01:19:17,073
The reason Jeff
doesn't play games.
2064
01:19:17,073 --> 01:19:18,450
- Oh, you mean about Sandy?
- Yeah.
2065
01:19:18,450 --> 01:19:19,283
- So what?
2066
01:19:19,283 --> 01:19:20,451
- Well, it's just that I
thought you were his friend,
2067
01:19:20,451 --> 01:19:21,328
that's all.
2068
01:19:21,328 --> 01:19:23,288
- Come on, you guys, we
can discuss this later.
2069
01:19:23,288 --> 01:19:25,248
Now, Dorfus, help, help.
2070
01:19:25,248 --> 01:19:26,750
- I am Jeff's friend,
2071
01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:29,168
but don't you want me to
save the arcade?
2072
01:19:29,168 --> 01:19:30,420
- Of course I do, but
I just think
2073
01:19:30,420 --> 01:19:32,088
it's more important that
we make Jeff face
2074
01:19:32,088 --> 01:19:33,048
his problems.
2075
01:19:33,048 --> 01:19:34,173
If you take over now,
2076
01:19:34,173 --> 01:19:36,176
he may be scarred for life.
2077
01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:38,720
Dorfus, he's got to
do it himself.
2078
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:40,596
- Eugene, not now, please.
2079
01:19:40,596 --> 01:19:42,808
(blooping)
2080
01:19:44,893 --> 01:19:47,020
- Jeff, Eugene's right.
2081
01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:49,606
You, you, you, you gotta
face up to this.
2082
01:19:49,606 --> 01:19:51,106
You gotta quit hidin' from this.
2083
01:19:51,106 --> 01:19:53,068
I know you can do it, man.
2084
01:19:53,068 --> 01:19:55,195
Go for it, come on.
2085
01:19:55,195 --> 01:19:57,071
- Go for it, Jeff.
- Go for it, Jeff!
2086
01:19:57,071 --> 01:19:58,740
- All right!
- Go!
2087
01:19:58,740 --> 01:20:00,075
♫ Keen eyes
2088
01:20:00,075 --> 01:20:01,701
♫ Quick hands
2089
01:20:01,701 --> 01:20:03,078
♫ Energize
2090
01:20:03,078 --> 01:20:04,955
♫ My soul again
2091
01:20:04,955 --> 01:20:06,373
♫ Gonna see
2092
01:20:06,373 --> 01:20:08,333
♫ My name in lights
2093
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:11,753
♫ Playing with my joystick
2094
01:20:11,753 --> 01:20:13,171
♫ Wiggle left
2095
01:20:13,171 --> 01:20:14,965
♫ Jerk it right
2096
01:20:14,965 --> 01:20:18,176
♫ Zappin' everything in sight
2097
01:20:18,176 --> 01:20:19,761
♫ Shoot fast
2098
01:20:19,761 --> 01:20:21,471
♫ Shoot straight
2099
01:20:21,471 --> 01:20:24,933
♫ Video to the max
2100
01:20:24,933 --> 01:20:26,351
♫ One down
2101
01:20:26,351 --> 01:20:28,020
♫ Two to go
2102
01:20:28,020 --> 01:20:28,895
♫ Can't stop
2103
01:20:28,895 --> 01:20:30,480
(shouting)
2104
01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:31,856
- No, there's no way he's
gonna catch up.
2105
01:20:31,856 --> 01:20:33,108
No way, no way!
2106
01:20:33,108 --> 01:20:34,860
One, one mistake and he's dead.
2107
01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:36,445
- Why'd you cut off your
last minute for?
2108
01:20:36,445 --> 01:20:38,655
You never do that till
you've definitely won!
2109
01:20:38,655 --> 01:20:40,698
- You told me to!
- I did not,
2110
01:20:40,698 --> 01:20:41,700
it's your fault!
2111
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:43,868
You're supposed to
be the expert!
2112
01:20:43,868 --> 01:20:45,911
- No, wait.
- Oh God!
2113
01:20:45,911 --> 01:20:47,288
- No, wait!
2114
01:20:47,288 --> 01:20:50,166
Does that mean I don't
get my own video game?
2115
01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:51,000
Oh no!
2116
01:20:52,085 --> 01:20:52,920
No!
2117
01:20:54,128 --> 01:20:55,421
- This is a violation,
it's wrong,
2118
01:20:55,421 --> 01:20:56,381
he, he's cheating!
2119
01:20:56,381 --> 01:20:58,633
(laughing)
2120
01:21:00,301 --> 01:21:01,135
♫ One down
2121
01:21:01,135 --> 01:21:02,636
You two.
- Hi, Uncle Joe,
2122
01:21:02,636 --> 01:21:04,263
how's it hangin'?
- Everything's under control,
2123
01:21:04,263 --> 01:21:06,308
Uncle Joesph, don't worry.
2124
01:21:06,308 --> 01:21:07,350
- Neville?
2125
01:21:07,350 --> 01:21:09,895
Neville, you gonna allow
this video madness to go on?
2126
01:21:09,895 --> 01:21:11,313
- Oh, I've run out of tokens!
2127
01:21:11,313 --> 01:21:13,106
Uh, Rutter, give me a token.
2128
01:21:13,106 --> 01:21:14,481
- Never, this place is a
health menace.
2129
01:21:14,481 --> 01:21:15,775
I've got photographic proof
2130
01:21:15,775 --> 01:21:18,820
of violent health
ordinance violations.
2131
01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:20,821
- Oh blow it out your ass,
Rutter!
2132
01:21:20,821 --> 01:21:23,158
This is a great place,
really a great place.
2133
01:21:23,158 --> 01:21:25,035
Listen, are you gonna get
me a token or aren't ya?
2134
01:21:25,035 --> 01:21:27,203
(shouting)
2135
01:21:27,203 --> 01:21:28,205
♫ Video
2136
01:21:28,205 --> 01:21:29,163
♫ Joystick
2137
01:21:29,163 --> 01:21:30,248
♫ I need another quarter
2138
01:21:30,248 --> 01:21:31,250
♫ Video
2139
01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:32,250
♫ Joystick
2140
01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:33,668
♫ Please let me have a quarter
2141
01:21:33,668 --> 01:21:34,543
♫ Video
2142
01:21:34,543 --> 01:21:35,586
♫ Joystick
2143
01:21:35,586 --> 01:21:37,380
♫ I've got to have a quarter
2144
01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:40,966
♫ Totally awesome video games
2145
01:21:40,966 --> 01:21:42,051
(cheering)
- Yeah!
2146
01:21:42,051 --> 01:21:43,011
Yeah!
2147
01:21:43,011 --> 01:21:46,348
(shouting and cheering)
2148
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,933
- [Man] Yeah, we did it!
2149
01:21:48,933 --> 01:21:52,270
(shouting and cheering)
2150
01:21:55,398 --> 01:21:56,231
- This all your fault.
2151
01:21:56,231 --> 01:21:58,693
It's y'all's fault, not mine.
2152
01:21:58,693 --> 01:21:59,568
- [Patsy] My God!
2153
01:21:59,568 --> 01:22:00,403
I can't believe this!
- Miss Rutter,
2154
01:22:00,403 --> 01:22:01,780
do you have a token?
2155
01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:02,655
Oh, bless you, my dear.
2156
01:22:02,655 --> 01:22:04,573
- Is this my daddy, Mr. Rutter,
2157
01:22:04,573 --> 01:22:06,116
chief video arcade destroyer
2158
01:22:06,116 --> 01:22:09,705
of the city spazzing out like
a gel-brain motz-a-ron-day?
2159
01:22:09,705 --> 01:22:11,581
- [Max] Does this mean we
don't get the video machines
2160
01:22:11,581 --> 01:22:12,748
for the den?
2161
01:22:12,748 --> 01:22:14,333
- Why can't my daddy be
like everybody else's
2162
01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:16,878
and stay home and BBQ?
2163
01:22:16,878 --> 01:22:18,213
- Nuts!
2164
01:22:18,213 --> 01:22:20,173
I have not yet begun to fight!
2165
01:22:20,173 --> 01:22:21,925
- [Arnie] I think Uncle
Joseph's mad!
2166
01:22:21,925 --> 01:22:25,261
(cheering and shouting)
2167
01:22:27,013 --> 01:22:28,056
- All right, all right.
2168
01:22:28,056 --> 01:22:30,183
Everybody, all the
tokens are on the house.
2169
01:22:30,183 --> 01:22:32,268
Eugene, get 'em all free tokens!
2170
01:22:32,268 --> 01:22:35,605
(shouting and cheering)
2171
01:22:41,276 --> 01:22:42,320
- Jeff.
2172
01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,321
- Grandpa George!
2173
01:22:44,321 --> 01:22:45,781
- Jeff.
- You're back.
2174
01:22:45,781 --> 01:22:47,283
Oh, Grandpa, you missed it.
2175
01:22:47,283 --> 01:22:48,535
I was able to play again.
2176
01:22:48,535 --> 01:22:51,413
It was so great.
- Oh, that's wonderful, Jeff.
2177
01:22:51,413 --> 01:22:52,621
That's wonderful.
2178
01:22:52,621 --> 01:22:55,083
And I've got more
wonderful news for ya.
2179
01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:57,043
I've been lookin' for a
friend of yours,
2180
01:22:57,043 --> 01:22:58,378
and I found her.
2181
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:01,715
- Sandy.
2182
01:23:11,223 --> 01:23:15,061
- Oh, young people should be
together, don't you think?
2183
01:23:15,061 --> 01:23:17,855
- Oh, yes, sir, I, ooh.
(chuckles)
2184
01:23:17,855 --> 01:23:18,690
Hi.
2185
01:23:18,690 --> 01:23:21,066
- Dorfus, you tell your
young friend here
2186
01:23:21,066 --> 01:23:23,903
that this here lass
belongs to me.
2187
01:23:25,571 --> 01:23:27,656
- (chuckles) But, Grandpa
George, you see,
2188
01:23:27,656 --> 01:23:30,451
Eugene's got a, a special
kind of problem.
2189
01:23:30,451 --> 01:23:32,495
- Oh, hell, that's obvious.
2190
01:23:32,495 --> 01:23:35,081
Somebody gotta get
this boy laid!
2191
01:23:35,081 --> 01:23:38,335
(energetic rock music)
2192
01:23:39,795 --> 01:23:41,630
- Oh, this is the way.
2193
01:23:44,966 --> 01:23:48,136
Okay, Eugene, you're
on your own.
2194
01:23:48,136 --> 01:23:49,678
- Aren't you guys gonna
come in with me?
2195
01:23:49,678 --> 01:23:51,848
- No, it's best if you
experience it yourself.
2196
01:23:51,848 --> 01:23:53,725
It'll have more meaning
for ya that way, Eugene.
2197
01:23:53,725 --> 01:23:56,018
(Dorfus chuckles)
2198
01:23:56,018 --> 01:23:57,270
Go get 'em.
2199
01:23:57,270 --> 01:23:58,730
- Psych up.
2200
01:23:58,730 --> 01:24:00,148
Ride 'em, cowboy.
2201
01:24:03,735 --> 01:24:04,568
- Hi.
2202
01:24:05,611 --> 01:24:07,655
(whip snaps)
2203
01:24:07,655 --> 01:24:10,366
- Hello there, big boy.
2204
01:24:10,366 --> 01:24:11,325
- Mrs. Rutter.
2205
01:24:11,325 --> 01:24:13,161
Um, I'm Eugene Groebe.
2206
01:24:14,830 --> 01:24:18,250
And, um, I'd like you
to meet Simba.
2207
01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:21,085
(zipper buzzes)
2208
01:24:21,085 --> 01:24:22,711
- [Dorfus] What do you wanna do?
2209
01:24:22,711 --> 01:24:26,048
♫ Last chance for your love
2210
01:24:26,048 --> 01:24:30,136
♫ It's your last chance for love
2211
01:24:34,933 --> 01:24:37,268
♫ Hey, girl
2212
01:24:37,268 --> 01:24:40,605
♫ It's your last chance
2213
01:24:42,231 --> 01:24:43,316
♫ You can't keep
2214
01:24:43,316 --> 01:24:45,568
♫ Comin' around, comin' around
2215
01:24:45,568 --> 01:24:49,113
♫ Lovin' me while you're makin'
the rounds
2216
01:24:49,113 --> 01:24:52,075
♫ The situation's way outta hand
2217
01:24:52,075 --> 01:24:56,036
♫ I want you more than a
one-night stand
2218
01:24:56,036 --> 01:24:58,331
♫ This time, girl
2219
01:24:58,331 --> 01:25:01,668
♫ You gotta think twice
2220
01:25:02,543 --> 01:25:04,838
♫ One chance, girl
2221
01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:08,466
♫ To make it all right
2222
01:25:08,466 --> 01:25:10,676
♫ I'll give you one chance
2223
01:25:10,676 --> 01:25:13,471
♫ But it's your last
chance for love
2224
01:25:13,471 --> 01:25:17,266
♫ Last chance for your love
2225
01:25:17,266 --> 01:25:21,353
♫ It's your last chance for love
2226
01:25:26,150 --> 01:25:28,486
♫ Hey, girl
2227
01:25:28,486 --> 01:25:31,823
♫ It's your last chance
2228
01:25:57,181 --> 01:25:59,683
♫ It's your last chance for love
2229
01:25:59,683 --> 01:26:03,563
♫ Last chance for your love
2230
01:26:03,563 --> 01:26:07,650
♫ It's your last chance for love
2231
01:26:13,448 --> 01:26:16,116
♫ It's your last chance for love
2232
01:26:16,116 --> 01:26:20,038
♫ Last chance for your love
2233
01:26:20,038 --> 01:26:24,125
♫ It's your last chance for love
2234
01:26:29,965 --> 01:26:32,716
♫ It's your last chance for love
2235
01:26:32,716 --> 01:26:36,511
♫ Last chance for your love
2236
01:26:36,511 --> 01:26:40,600
♫ It's your last chance for love
2237
01:26:46,438 --> 01:26:49,150
♫ It's your last chance for love
2238
01:26:49,150 --> 01:26:52,986
♫ Last chance for your love
2239
01:26:52,986 --> 01:26:57,075
♫ It's your last chance for love
2240
01:26:58,243 --> 01:27:01,078
(MultiCom Jingle)
2241
01:27:02,305 --> 01:28:02,310
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