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- Hi, daddy.
- Hi, daddy.
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- Hey, hi.
- Hi, dad.
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- Morning.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You know, I had a dream
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That you made me pancakes
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And bacon and eggs
for breakfast.
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- Wake up.
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- Hello, family.
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- Ooh, hello, officer barone.
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Don't you look handsome.
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- Why, thank you.
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I just thought I'd stop by
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To invite you both to be
my guests for dinner tonight
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To help me celebrate
my first day back on the job.
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- Oh, that's great.
We would love that.
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- And amy will be joining us.
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- What?
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- Amy?
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How did that happen?
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- She called me.
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Allegedly to ask
for her pink sweater back.
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[chuckles]
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- You can't give that back.
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What are you gonna wear
with your blue skirt?
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- Comical.
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- So this is
very exciting, huh?
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- Yup.
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Back with amy,
going back to work,
30
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Living in my own place again.
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I'll tell you, things are
really moving forward.
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- To where they were
four months ago.
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- Very happy for you,
robert.
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- Ah, thank you.
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- Yeah. Forget it.
I'm not kissing you.
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- What's the matter, cubby?
- Yeah.
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- Come on.
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Give me a little sugar.
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- Get lost.
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Get outta here.
Get out.
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Hey, no!
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- You love it.
You know you love it!
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- Hey, screw you!
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- It's good for you.
It's good for you.
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- Yeah.
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- [laughing]
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- He thinks
because he buys me dinner,
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He gets to kiss me?
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- This is great cake.
50
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You guys
didn't have to do this.
51
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- Well, partner, we wanted
to welcome you back right.
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Besides, I like cake.
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- Best bunch of guys
in the world.
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- Oh, everybody missed you.
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Give me some frosting.
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Both: Mmm.
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- It's unbelievable.
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- You know, it's so good
to see somebody
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Enjoying their food
for a change.
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Four months
with officer doyle.
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- What?
He's a good cop.
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- All he ate
was protein bars.
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I tried
a peanut butter one once.
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Tasted like feet.
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- Hey, if you see a flower shop,
let's pull in.
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- Oh, you didn't have
to do that.
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- No, no.
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I'm taking amy out
to celebrate tonight.
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- Amy?
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After all the times
you bounced her around,
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She's still coming back
for more?
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- It's very hard
for a woman
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To resist the charms
of officer love.
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[radio beeps]
- 2-3 sergeant.
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- 2-3 sergeant.
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- Investigate 1010,
disorderly youths
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At wazir's candy store,
22 south mcdonnell drive.
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See the complainant.
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- We copy, 10-4.
Wazir's candy store.
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- Oh, disorderly youths.
That's all?
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I was hoping
your first day back
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We'd have a homicide.
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- Oh, that's sweet.
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Though, hey,
it's still early yet, right?
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- Finally.
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Thank goodness
you've come.
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- I'm officer rosemond,
and this is sergeant barone.
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What seems to be
the trouble?
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- You see those kids
over there?
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One of them
stole something.
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- Well, did you see it?
- Yes.
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They were fooling around,
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And that one
in the green coat,
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He took something
and put it in his pash-pash.
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- In his pash-pash.
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- I think
that's his pocket.
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- Yes, in his pash-pash.
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- Okay, look,
why don't you take a statement,
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And I'll go talk
to the kid?
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- Sure, sarge.
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[bells dinging]
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- Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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- Hey.
I was playing that.
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- I've got to ask you
a couple questions,
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And I would appreciate
your full attention.
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- What did I do?
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- Well, I don't know yet.
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Nice jacket.
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Kind of warm
for today, though.
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- What are you,
the fashion police?
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[laughter]
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[bells dinging]
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Hey, what's your problem?
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- All right, take--take it easy.
Just back off.
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- Take it--
you back off, man!
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- Judy?
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- Why are you hassling me?
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- Judy, could you
get over here?
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- [groans]
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- In a second, sarge.
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- Get over here now.
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- What's wrong?
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- I don't know.
I don't know.
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- He's a freak!
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- Was I talking to you?
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Here. Sit.
Now rest your mouth!
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I can take care of this.
You gonna be okay?
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- I don't know.
I guess so.
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- Well, why don't you go wait
in the car?
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I'll bring you
some goobers.
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- Marie,
if the kids come down,
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Don't give them
any candy now,
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'cause they didn't eat
their dinner.
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- I saw the meat loaf pan
in the sink.
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I'm sure they did
the best they could.
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[doorbell rings]
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- What the hell was that?
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- Doorbell.
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- You always had that?
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- Amy.
- Hi.
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Look at you.
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- Hi, amy.
- Marie.
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- Ohh, darling.
- Hi.
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- Boy.
- Is robert here yet?
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- No, he's not here yet.
You look fantastic!
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Look at those shoes.
That's very sexy.
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- They're killing me.
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But see how tiny
my feet look?
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- Where you been?
Let's go.
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- Hi, robert.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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How was
your first day back?
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- It was okay.
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- Is that what you're wearing
to dinner, robert?
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- Yeah,
what the hell, man?
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- I don't feel like
going out tonight.
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- Why?
What's wrong?
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- Nothing.
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A person doesn't want to eat,
he doesn't have to eat.
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- That's not true.
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- But I thought we were
gonna celebrate tonight.
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I bought
very uncomfortable shoes.
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- You know,
I really don't need
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This kind of pressure
right now.
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- Robert,
what's the matter?
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- Nothing! Nothing!
Just leave me alone!
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- Fine.
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Don't want to go out?
I understand.
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What I can't understand is
how I can be such an idiot!
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Ow.
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I'll tell you one thing.
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I'm returning these damn shoes.
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- Robert.
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- What's with all
the screaming?
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You guys aren't
even married yet.
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- I didn't scream at her,
all right?
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- Well, you weren't nice.
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- Just shut up, raymond.
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- We don't say
"shut up," robert.
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- Well, then,
be quiet, ma.
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- Oh, now,
just one minute, mister.
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You do not come
into my house--
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- Our house.
- Fine.
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Our house.
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What happened?
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Did you have a bad day
at work today?
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- You could say that.
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- Well, I hope
it goes better tomorrow,
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But this is no excuse--
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- It's gonna go better, ma,
because I quit the force.
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- Well, I guess
we're not going out.
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[sighs]
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Meat loaf.
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- What the hell
do you mean, you quit?
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- I quit.
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I'm not
a police officer anymore.
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- Oh, come on.
You didn't quit.
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- I told my squad
this afternoon.
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- But, robert, you were
so excited about going back.
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- I changed my mind.
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- What happened?
Did you skip lunch?
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You know
how cranky you get.
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- That wasn't it, ma.
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Judy and I went
into this candy store--
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- Candy is not a meal.
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- Mom.
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What--well,
what happened, robert?
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- I had a confrontation with
some punk in the candy store,
209
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And I don't know.
210
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I just--I got scared.
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I was thinking, you know,
what if his friends jump me?
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What if he has a gun?
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I froze.
It's never happened before.
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- Is this gonna be
in the papers?
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'cause I'm just starting
to live down
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The bull
in the ass thing.
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- No, dad, but thanks
for understanding.
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- You know, robert,
that was your first day back.
219
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You have to give yourself
a chance to adjust.
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- You can't adjust
to terror.
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You never know
what's out there.
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I didn't know a bull
was gonna come
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Around the corner at me.
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I didn't know what the kid had
in his pash-pash.
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I'm not going back.
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- Pash-pash?
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00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,938
- I know what will make you
feel better, robbie.
228
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Come over.
I have some lamb chops.
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- Oh, yum.
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Bet that comes with a big side
of room and board.
231
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- What are you saying?
232
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- You got no job.
You can't pay your rent.
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Here's robbie!
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- I'll get
another job, okay?
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There's lots of things
I can do.
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- Yeah, right.
237
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- Frank.
- Don't "frank" me.
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I'm the one who's gonna be
shelling out for his feed
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For the next 20 years...
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Or however long
giants live nowadays.
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- Robbie.
I'll help you, dear.
242
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Have you been thinking
of anything else
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You'd like to do, dear?
244
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- I was thinking about
getting into telemarketing.
245
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- Oh, god, no.
246
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- A friend of mine does
very well
247
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:05,163
Selling extended appliance
warranties over the phone.
248
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,266
- Telemarketing?
You think people hate cops.
249
00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:16,875
- Robert, listen.
You don't want to do that.
250
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You've always told me how much
you love protecting the public.
251
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- I'll still be protecting
the public
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From faulty appliances.
253
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Listen, look.
I've thought about this, okay?
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On a good week,
I can make the same pay
255
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As I would on the force.
256
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,723
And as a telemarketer,
257
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,224
I don't even have
to leave my apartment.
258
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,861
- Or bathe.
259
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,298
- All right, you know,
forget it, okay?
260
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,067
Why do I even bother
talking to you people?
261
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,802
- Robert, come on.
262
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,104
You really want to leave
your friends and your partner
263
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,972
And the job you've had
your whole life?
264
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,241
- Don't you get it?
I froze out there, man.
265
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,810
- All right, robert,
robert, listen.
266
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,379
- No, you listen, okay?
You all listen.
267
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,082
I'm done being a cop.
268
00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:01,386
A door closes;
another one opens.
269
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,456
And I'm going
through that door.
270
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:07,959
And I'm shutting it
behind me.
271
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,494
The end.
272
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:15,100
- Okay, this is awful, ray.
You've got to do something.
273
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,868
- I know.
Telemarketing.
274
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,871
The first people those guys call
are their family members.
275
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:26,511
- You know, he needs to talk
to somebody about this.
276
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,913
- Like who?
A shrink?
277
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,882
- Well, what's wrong
with that?
278
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,283
- Excuse me,
but they don't help.
279
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:36,020
They just blame
the mother.
280
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,256
- Yeah, that can't be it.
281
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,394
- No, they don't
blame anybody.
282
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,463
They just help you
sort things out.
283
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,931
- How do you know?
284
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,199
- Well, because
I've been to one.
285
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,468
- Really?
286
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:55,039
- Why would you
tell her that?
287
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,208
- What?
When I was in college.
288
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,512
- Did you know this
before you got married?
289
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:04,149
- Hey, a girl goes out with me,
I don't ask questions.
290
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,853
- Robert's scared,
you know?
291
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,322
He needs to get some help.
He's got to face his fears.
292
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,358
If he doesn't,
he's not gonna get any better.
293
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,494
- All right. Enough.
"face his fears."
294
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,364
So he got a little scared.
So what?
295
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,299
You think I wasn't scared
in korea?
296
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,134
- Oh, god.
297
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,838
- We were all scared.
We didn't have shrinks.
298
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,940
You know what snapped us
out of it?
299
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,943
50,000 screaming chinamen.
300
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,252
- Well, dad, where's robert
gonna get his hands
301
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,255
On 50,000 screaming chinamen?
302
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,499
- What are you doing?
303
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,067
I thought
we were going to lunch.
304
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,535
- Yeah, I know.
We're going for lunch.
305
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,837
I just thought, you know,
we'd take a walk.
306
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,305
- Walk.
307
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,874
- What? It's a beautiful
Sunday afternoon.
308
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,108
Two brothers can't go
for a walk
309
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,443
On a beautiful
Sunday afternoon?
310
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,045
- Oh, so this is
a regular thing now?
311
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,580
We're gonna do this
every 40 years?
312
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,582
- If you want, yeah.
313
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,050
Come on, man.
314
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,086
How's it going?
- Good.
315
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,421
Let me ask you, raymond.
316
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,057
Is your lettuce wilting
before it should?
317
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,258
- What?
318
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,860
- How about
your dairy products?
319
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,194
Do you find yourself
throwing away the milk
320
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,896
Before the expiration date?
321
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,564
- Our refrigerator's fine,
robert, okay?
322
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,200
We don't need any of
your damn appliance insurance.
323
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,003
- All right, then perhaps
I should talk to the missus?
324
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,638
- Do you know
how stupid you sound?
325
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,607
- Now let me tell you
something here.
326
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:37,208
If this was over the phone,
you'd be begging me for this.
327
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,611
- Yup.
- By the way, how is your phone?
328
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:40,879
- You guys cover that?
329
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,180
- Ah.
- All right.
330
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,915
I don't care about that.
331
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:47,085
Come on, look, I brought you
out here for a reason.
332
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,987
We were talking about you
after you left.
333
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,421
- Yeah, you mean
laughing about me.
334
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,490
- No, not as much
as you think.
335
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,893
Debra said something
that kind of made sense.
336
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,595
You're never gonna
get better until you,
337
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,197
You know,
face your fears.
338
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,932
- Who says I've got
to get better?
339
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:04,135
- Well, I do,
and mom and dad and debra
340
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,004
And anyone else who gets
one of your phone calls
341
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,405
About their humidifier.
342
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,673
- Humidifiers,
left unattended,
343
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,341
Are virtual
breeding grounds--
344
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,542
- All right, all right.
Enough.
345
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,944
We're here.
346
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,079
- What do you mean, we're here?
347
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,115
What's that smell?
348
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,283
[chickens clucking]
349
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,684
- Hey, I got something
for you.
350
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,020
- Fuzzy acres petting zoo?
351
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,922
- You're gonna face
your fears.
352
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:27,659
- I don't have
a fear of manure.
353
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,093
- Yeah.
There it is.
354
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,062
- Oh, my god.
That's him.
355
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,397
- No, no, no.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
356
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,631
- What is he doing here?
357
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,333
- Judy and I did
some research.
358
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,201
After you busted up
that rodeo,
359
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,138
Your bull got sentenced
to community service here.
360
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,472
Want to go see him?
361
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,174
- No, I don't want
to go see him.
362
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,976
What are you, crazy?
363
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,311
You saw what he did to me.
364
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,112
- I understand
you're a little nervous.
365
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,981
Want to work your way up?
366
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,050
Start with a duck.
367
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,086
- There is absolutely nothing
funny about this, raymond.
368
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,088
- Listen to me.
369
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,990
I wouldn't do this if I didn't
think it was good for you.
370
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:03,528
I just want you to see that
he's not a monster, you know?
371
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,129
The day
you two guys met,
372
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,031
He was probably
all freaked out.
373
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,700
He was probably more scared
than you were.
374
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,201
Now look at him.
375
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:15,139
He's just nestor,
the happy bull.
376
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,541
- Well, I'm glad
he's happy.
377
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,109
How is this supposed
to help me?
378
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,610
- Come on,
just go look at him.
379
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,212
You were a cop.
380
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:24,615
You told me once
about that victim therapy stuff.
381
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,751
So go ahead.
382
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,754
Confront your attacker.
383
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,258
- I don't know, raymond.
384
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,995
This fence doesn't look
too sturdy.
385
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,597
- Well, he seems pretty mellow.
386
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,233
Turn around.
See if he recognizes you.
387
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,537
Go ahead.
Show him your fuzzy acres.
388
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,239
- You gonna make jokes?
- All right, sorry.
389
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,774
- Is that what you're gonna do?
- I'm sorry.
390
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,576
Sorry. Good.
I'll just--I'll be upwind.
391
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,311
- Funny man.
392
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,198
Hey.
393
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,736
Remember me?
394
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,776
You ran into me
a few months ago.
395
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:28,279
Actually, it was more
than that.
396
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,582
You gored me.
397
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,584
You ran after me,
398
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,453
You caught up with me,
399
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,755
And you gored me...
400
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:42,060
Right in the ass!
401
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,428
That's right.
Why did you do it?
402
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,196
Huh? You damn bull.
403
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,098
- Robert, robert.
404
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:52,103
I know we're outside,
but inside voice.
405
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,704
- All right.
406
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,744
Look, you were probably
just going on instinct,
407
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,181
But you really screwed
things up for me.
408
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,116
I got famous
'cause of you.
409
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,818
And not the good kind
of famous.
410
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:10,421
The kind of famous where people
point at your butt and laugh.
411
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,527
I was in the hospital.
That's right.
412
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,530
I had to sit
on a special pillow.
413
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,401
I don't know where
your parents are right now,
414
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,769
But how would you like
to have to go
415
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,672
And live with them
for a while?
416
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:36,881
My father has always been
a very insensitive man.
417
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,583
Then my mother--
418
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,184
Well, there's really not
enough time for that.
419
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,452
- Hey, robert, robert,
you should probably--
420
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,455
- I want him to know.
421
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,760
- Hi, bull.
422
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,917
- This was the one.
423
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,319
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
424
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,654
It felt even bigger.
425
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,863
Hey, you hungry?
426
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,600
I know if I don't eat,
I get all cranky.
427
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,436
Oh, you like that, huh?
428
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,740
Good...Bull.
429
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:43,648
Nestor.
So you're spanish?
430
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,959
So I went to see
nestor the bull,
431
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,661
You know,
to face my fears,
432
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,863
And, uh,
that went pretty well.
433
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,200
In fact, I'm back
on the force again
434
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,902
And I'm feeling
pretty good.
435
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,905
So I thought
I'd come here to face you.
436
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,678
Not--not that
I'm afraid of you,
437
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,448
But I would really feel better
if you blinked.
438
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:24,655
See, I--I was afraid of us--
439
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,624
You know, commitment.
440
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:31,529
And, uh, well, if--if you feel
like giving me a second chance--
441
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,864
Or actually a fifth chance--
442
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:39,270
Um, that would
really make me happy.
443
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,605
Okay?
444
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,390
You hungry?
445
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,568
Male announcer:
And now a message
446
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,370
From your local safety council.
447
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:15,940
- Hello.
448
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,608
I'm sergeant robert barone
449
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,877
Of the new york city
police department.
450
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,979
Now, you may remember me
and my friend nestor here
451
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,714
From this little video.
452
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,850
That's me,
453
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,552
And that's nestor.
454
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:31,422
Not a fun day.
455
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,592
Remember, always be alert
when crossing the street.
456
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,994
Use crosswalks and always look
in both directions
457
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:40,464
For oncoming traffic
before stepping off the curb.
458
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,932
Take it from me
and nestor.
459
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,501
When you're out
on the street,
460
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,436
Anything can happen.
461
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,338
And that's no bull.
462
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,839
[chuckling]
463
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,412
[bull moos]
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