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- Oh, hi, dear.
- Hey.
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- Ya hungry?
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- Nah, I'm good.
Debra made lunch.
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[both laugh]
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I'm hungry. Come on.
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- Oh, a wonderful
sense of humor.
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Robbie, I'm gonna do a load
of your socks and underpants.
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Are you wearing today's
underpants or yesterday's?
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- They're fine, ma.
10
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- No, no. Let me see.
- No, no, no.
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No, no, no, no!
- No, no, no!
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- No. Come on!
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- Robert!
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You know the most important
pants a person has?
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Underpants.
- I know, ma.
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- You remember when you ran out
of underpants that time?
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- It was the fifth grade, ma.
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- And you had to wear
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A pair of raymond's underpants
to school?
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- Ew!
You never told me that.
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- I'm checking your dresser.
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- Hey, ray, you hear
my imitation
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Of robert's tushy cushion?
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"how about a salad, fatso?"
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A salad.
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Oh, man.
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- Talking tushy cushion.
That's clever.
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- Yeah, you should
hear his new bit
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About the toilet seat
talking to me.
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- How do you do it?
How do you live with them?
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If I were you, I'd be
wiping off my fingerprints
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And rehearsing my 911 call.
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- Well, you get used to 'em,
you know?
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It's like an impacted
wisdom tooth.
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Without the wisdom.
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- My tv guide is missing.
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I left it on armrest
of the sofa,
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And now it's not
on armrest of the sofa.
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Where is my tv guide?
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- Ma had it last.
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- Marie, tv guide!
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- Yeah.
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Got to have
a little fun, right?
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- Did you do that yourself?
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- They're coming!
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- So this is good, huh?
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You and me watching
the ball game.
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- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is nice.
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You know, there's
another game next week.
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- Shut up. It's back on.
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- Hey.
Listen, is robert around?
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- Marie took him to his
doctor's appointment.
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- Oh, good, 'cause I want to
talk to you guys.
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- Ah, good lord almighty.
What?
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- Now, listen. Listen up.
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I've been thinking about
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What to get robert
for his birthday.
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- All right.
All I have is a ten.
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Can this be for
christmas too?
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- Hey, can I go
halvsies with ya?
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- Okay, you know,
that's exactly why
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We need to do something
nice for robert.
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Because not only did
he get gored by a bull,
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But he's had to put up
with that kind of stuff
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For three months.
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- What does she want,
another ten?
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- Hey, how did robert's
appointment go?
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- Not good.
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- What do you mean?
What happened?
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- Well, I asked the doctor
about the clicking in my jaw
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When I chew sometimes...
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And he said there isn't much
I could really do about it.
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- I have a suggestion.
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- What about robert?
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- Oh, no, he's good.
His therapy's going very well.
76
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In fact, he can move
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Back into his apartment
in three weeks.
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- Oh, my god,
another three weeks?
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- Hey, robert.
- Hey, robert!
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- Well, I suppose you heard
my wonderful news.
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- Yeah, three more weeks.
- Three more weeks.
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- Oh, listen--[in a perky tone]
three more weeks.
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- Well, if you say it like that.
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Here, let me try...
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[in a mock perky tone]
bubonic plague.
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- Hey, what do you got?
Is that a new cushion?
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Whoo.
Boy, I wish I had one of those.
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Man, that is...Sweet.
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- Robbie, three more weeks
is not so bad.
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Your father and I will help you
with your stretching.
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- I just want to say,
if you do the one
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Where you throw
your legs over your head,
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All baggage must be
completely stowed.
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- All right, go ahead and laugh.
That's what everyone else does.
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- Robert, listen, we were just
talking about your birthday.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, my birthday.
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Happy birthday
to the middle-aged man
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Who's back living
with his parents.
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- [singing]
and many more
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- Oh, you drank
all the coffee.
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[muttering]
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- Raymond.
- Hello, son.
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- Hey.
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We were just
having some coffee.
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Would you like me
to make you some?
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- No, no, thanks.
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- Uh, how are you?
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- What's going on?
- What do you mean?
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- Why'd you tell me
to come over?
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- What?
We like you.
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Can't we just want to see you?
I mean, is that such a crazy--
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Robert's killing us.
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- I can't take it anymore.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Your brother.
He's a jerk.
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- No, he's not a jerk, frank.
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- He's acts like
it's so horrible
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Having to stay here with us.
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It's not pony ride
for us, either.
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- He won't even
do his exercises.
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He just sits around
the house insulting us.
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This morning, he told me
that my pancakes were...Dry.
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- And yesterday, he told me
I smelled like a billy goat.
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- Which wasn't true
yesterday.
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Raymond,
please talk to him.
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- What?
No, no. No way.
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- Come on.
He's your brother.
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- He's your son!
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- You're gonna throw that
in my face?
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- Raymond, we don't know
what else to do.
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- Well, look, he's probably just
going stir crazy here, huh?
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I have an idea.
Why don't you guys move?
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- Why would you say that?
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- Hmm...
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I'll talk to him.
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- I don't understand why
you would want us to--
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- I'm talking to him!
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Hey. What, are you stretching?
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- No, I dropped a fruit loop
under the couch.
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- Ah...
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So, mom and dad
starting to get to you?
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- Starting to get to me?
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They've
burrowed into my head,
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And they sit on my brain,
poking the backs of my eyes.
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- Yeah, they'll do that.
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But maybe you should
cut 'em some slack.
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- What?
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- Yeah, 'cause they
mean well, you know?
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Well, mom means well.
Dad's just mean.
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- What, they send you
in here to talk to me?
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- No, no, not at all.
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- Come on, ray.
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Everybody knows you're
ma's little lap dog.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Well, you know,
she gives you treats,
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And you scamper around doing
tricks like a trained poodle.
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I think I'll start
calling you princess.
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- I'm not a poodle, robert.
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- Princess
want a fruit woop?
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- What, are you just gonna be,
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Like, a pain in the ass
to everybody?
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- Ah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
Pain the ass. I get it.
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- That's not what I meant, huh?
Come on!
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- Don't act so innocent, okay?
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You were the first one
to find humor in my...
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Discomforture.
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Yeah, yeah, thanks for
the laughs, funny man.
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- What, so now you're
gonna be mad at me now
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Just 'cause you got to
spend three more weeks here?
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- Oh, how could I be mad
at you...Princess?
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- God, you are a jerk.
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- How'd it go in there?
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- Yeah, I stuck my fingers
in his fruit loops.
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- What the hell is that?
Get back in there.
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- No, no, no.
Look, he's out of his mind.
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- No, don't leave,
raymond, please.
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Here, have a brownie.
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- One.
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- Ah, a tweat
for mommy's schnookums.
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- Ma, tell him
I'm not your lap dog.
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- He's not my lap dog,
robert.
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- I just wan to thank everybody
for being such a loving family.
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I'm in there
with a bull hole in me,
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And you're all in here
calling me jerk.
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That's nice.
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- Hey, if you're having such
a bad time living here,
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Then don't.
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- Well, you don't have
to finish your rehab here, man.
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Just move out.
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- That's right.
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You're pretty much back
on your big clown feet.
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- My feet are proportionate
to my height,
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And maybe I will move out.
194
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,206
Would you like that, ma?
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- Whatever makes you happy,
dear.
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00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,011
- Okay, fine,
I'm going right now.
197
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- I'll be back for
my personal effects tomorrow.
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- Take your time.
199
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,283
- I'm out of here!
200
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,990
You got to move your car.
It's blocking me.
201
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,892
- My pleasure!
Marie, move the car.
202
00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,394
- I don't have your keys.
203
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,262
- I don't have them.
You're always hiding them.
204
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,831
- Nobody hides your keys, frank.
205
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,833
If you'd just put 'em
on the hook where they belong.
206
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,167
- Don't tell me
to put 'em on the hook.
207
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,335
I hate putting them on the hook.
208
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,803
- Are they in
your pants upstairs?
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00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,805
- I don't leave my keys
in my pants.
210
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:44,876
How about the time you left 'em
in the front door, senile?
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00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,678
- How about the time
you had 'em in your hands?
212
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,648
"where are my keys?
Where are my keys?"
213
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,083
- All right.
All right, wait. I forgot.
214
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I had 'em.
215
00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:02,060
And here's your tv guide,
and here's your big spoon.
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00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,062
[door slams]
217
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,832
- I hope you're gonna
boil that spoon.
218
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,710
[knocks at door]
219
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,278
- Happy birthday, robert.
220
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We just wanted to stop--
- we?
221
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,117
- Come back here!
222
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,286
They're just kidding,
you know.
223
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,955
Get over here.
224
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:31,956
[chuckles]
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00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,091
- Hi.
226
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,159
- Hey. What's up?
227
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:38,129
- Happy...Hello.
228
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,331
- Let's go inside.
229
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- Ooh.
- [gasps]
230
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- Aah! Oh, god!
What the hell's that smell?
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00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,873
- I left a carton of milk out
the day I got gored by the bull.
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00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,746
Apparently, if you leave
milk out for 12 weeks,
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00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,314
It goes bad
and then explodes.
234
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:05,190
However, this
is lavender bouquet.
235
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,193
- Can we use it
to light the apartment on fire?
236
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,061
- Robert, do you have
any more candles?
237
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:14,165
- Or an old sneaker
I can bury my face in?
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00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,102
- Make yourselves at home.
239
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:21,072
Or not.
240
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,842
- I say not.
241
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,443
- I have my perfume.
242
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:29,380
- Uh, yeah,
that's good, ma.
243
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,016
Now it smells like a cow
died in a whorehouse.
244
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,157
- Okay, why don't we open
a window, huh?
245
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,761
- Yeah.
And jump out.
246
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:47,265
- Oh, is that
the cake you made?
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00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,034
- You know,
you could've made one, marie.
248
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,402
- The way robert's
behaving?
249
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,304
No, he doesn't deserve
one of my cakes.
250
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,406
This is perfect.
251
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,244
- Okay. You know what?
252
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,045
I think we all need to be
253
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,914
A little more understanding
of robert.
254
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,150
That's what families
are supposed to do.
255
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:09,020
Is that some of your "I'm okay,
you're okay" hippy crap?
256
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,991
- No. It's just right.
257
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,026
- Peace, man.
258
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:20,165
- Oh, you're still here.
259
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,901
- We're not gonna leave, robert.
It's your birthday!
260
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,470
And by the way,
this is for you.
261
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,306
It's from all of us.
Huh?
262
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,341
It's a gym membership.
263
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,543
- Okay, that's it.
Let's go.
264
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,077
- Ray...
265
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,412
Wait a minute.
266
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,014
- Ah, pictures
of beautiful people
267
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,349
Running and rowing
and lifting weights.
268
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,084
- Nice, huh?
269
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,187
- Yeah, yeah, everybody can
build up their arm muscles
270
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:46,191
Pointing and laughing
at sergeant chubsy-ubsy.
271
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,927
- Robert, we just thought
that it might help you.
272
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,995
- I'll tell you what, deb--
why don't you take it, huh?
273
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,032
You can go and exercise
and lose, like, half a pound
274
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,334
And then officially
be perfect.
275
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,103
[singing]
perfect debra, sitting in a tree
276
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:03,141
P-e-r-f-e-c-t
277
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,344
- Hey,
that rhymes.
278
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,947
- Look, robert,
we were just--
279
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,149
- All right, listen, listen,
thanks for the present.
280
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,417
Thanks for coming over.
281
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,219
Thanks for everything,
everybody, okay?
282
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,254
You may just want to go now,
because the birthday boy
283
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,622
Is gonna blow out
the candle.
284
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,397
- Just for the record,
285
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:30,168
I said we should get him
a strip-o-gram.
286
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,237
- I'm gonna talk to him.
287
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,206
- Oh, deb, just stop it
with the understanding bit.
288
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,909
- It's not a bit, ray.
289
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,911
- You know, if debra really
understood people,
290
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,346
She wouldn't
serve that cake.
291
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,921
- Hey!
292
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,322
- Okay, robert, listen.
293
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,991
Stop feeling so sorry
for yourself.
294
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,893
- I'm not feeling sorry
for myself.
295
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,327
- Yes, you are.
296
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,396
Spouting off at the family
and insulting everybody.
297
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,298
You just love playing
the victim, don't you?
298
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,933
- Okay, thank you, debra.
299
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,469
You can go back to being
princess fabulosa now.
300
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,971
- Hey, you better
be nice to me, pal,
301
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,473
Because I'm the last person
in the family
302
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,974
That doesn't want to
climb up there
303
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,076
And strangle you!
304
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,445
- Oh, a height joke.
Thank you, your majesty.
305
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,014
Yeah, it's very refreshing
306
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,050
After all
the bull-in-the-ass jokes.
307
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,553
- You know what I think?
I think you love that bull.
308
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,355
I think you were so happy
he found you,
309
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,491
Because he's a two-ton excuse
for your life!
310
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,459
That's right, you were
a victim before that bull.
311
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,028
You've been a victim
your whole life,
312
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,529
Because there's
nothing easier
313
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,065
Than playing the victim,
is there, robert?
314
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,367
- Why are you picking on me?
315
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,936
- See?
Again.
316
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,470
"wah-wah-wah.
317
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,339
My mother doesn't
pay enough attention to me.
318
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,207
"I broke up with my girlfriend.
319
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,109
"raymond has a better life
than me.
320
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,980
Wah-wah-wah."
321
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,381
- I don't say, "wah-wah-wah."
322
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,083
- You're sounding
like that right now.
323
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,453
- That's because I just said,
"wah-wah-wah."
324
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,121
Listen,
bad stuff happens to me, okay?
325
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,289
I don't imagine
these things.
326
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,424
I'm just reporting the facts.
327
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,658
- The fact is,
you love to suffer.
328
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,060
That's why you were so mad
329
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,228
About having to leave
your parents' house.
330
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,530
- Are you out of your mind?
331
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,031
I couldn't
wait to get out of there.
332
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,299
- Oh, really?
333
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,600
You don't seem so happy
to be here.
334
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,338
- I have a milk situation.
335
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,239
- Admit it, robert.
336
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,141
You love being at
your parents' house,
337
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,477
Because that's
the holy land of self-pity.
338
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,012
You weren't unhappy
because you had
339
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,213
Three more weeks
to stay there.
340
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,648
You were unhappy because
341
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,450
You only had three more weeks
to stay there!
342
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,324
- [sobbing] oh, my god!
343
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:42,533
Oh, my god!
344
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,236
- Robert--
- maybe you're right, debra!
345
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:49,307
- No, I'm not. I'm not right.
Stop crying.
346
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,242
- Sure, I put on a big show
347
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:55,113
About how ma loves raymond
better and dad's an ogre,
348
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:58,683
But they do take care of me!
349
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,618
- Okay.
350
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,520
- I got a place to sleep,
351
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,255
Laundry,
352
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,525
The food is unbelievable.
353
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,030
Her lasagna.
Her pie.
354
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,198
Even something as simple
as cream of wheat,
355
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,800
Which you wouldn't think
would be different
356
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,635
From one place to another,
357
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,638
I don't know why,
but hers is better.
358
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,676
- Robert, I didn't mean
to suggest--
359
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,745
- Oh, my god.
360
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,581
You know, maybe I never wanted
to move out of there.
361
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,584
What kind of a nut job am I?
Nut job! Nut job!
362
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,586
- No, no, no, robert,
you're not!
363
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,822
- You're right, debra.
You're right.
364
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,425
Maybe I don't want to
get better.
365
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,293
I must love
being the victim.
366
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,429
Oh, my god!
I'm doing it right now.
367
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,065
Look at me.
I don't think I can stop, debra.
368
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,700
I don't think
I'm ever gonna stop!
369
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,803
Help me out of this!
370
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,405
Please help me out of this.
371
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,474
- Robert, you're crushing me.
372
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,509
- Oh, my god!
373
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,145
I am a nut job!
374
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,680
[blubbering]
375
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:11,522
- I'm a loser.
I am such a loser.
376
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,592
- Oh, robert, no. Come on.
Robert, look. No, listen.
377
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,294
You're not so--
378
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,263
Listen, I feel sorry
for myself too, sometimes.
379
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,633
- Not like me.
I got issues.
380
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,135
- No, I have my moments.
381
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,438
- Yeah, you.
Like what?
382
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,408
- Like, okay,
for instance,
383
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,677
You know, I grew up in
a nice, normal family.
384
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,679
I was used to people
being a certain way.
385
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:39,250
And then I married your brother,
which is great, but...
386
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,353
They are over
every day...A lot.
387
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,822
"hello, dear." "holy crap."
"hello, dear." "holy crap."
388
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,795
I mean, you know, on Friday,
389
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,598
Your mother was over nine times
in one day.
390
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,799
Nine times.
391
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,501
And at times like that,
392
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,803
It's hard for me
not to say, "why me?"
393
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:03,808
You know? Why me? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why?
394
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,579
- Why me?
It's one of my favorites.
395
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,715
- You know, that's probably why
I've been the only one
396
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,450
Who's been able
to put up with you lately--
397
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:16,187
'cause we're
a little bit alike.
398
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,656
- You think so?
399
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,258
- Sure.
400
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:28,566
Oh, robert.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
401
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,935
- No, no. I deserved it.
402
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:35,773
I'm sorry
I called you perfect.
403
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,942
- It's okay.
404
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,710
Do you feel better?
405
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:44,448
- Yeah. A little dehydrated.
406
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,452
- Come on,
let's get out of here.
407
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,588
- Okay.
408
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,823
Thanks, debra.
409
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,725
You're a good
sister-in-law.
410
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,427
- Thanks.
411
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,396
You're a pretty good
brother-in-law.
412
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,967
- So we really are kind
of alike, aren't we?
413
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,536
I mean, you feel sorry
for yourself too
414
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,571
When mom and dad
bug you.
415
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,772
- Oh, absolutely.
416
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,740
- Yeah, but then,
deep down,
417
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,243
You really kind of
like it, right?
418
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,580
- Yes.
419
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,315
Yes, I do.
420
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,649
- Yeah.
421
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,685
You're sick, too.
422
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,465
Hey, everybody.
423
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:38,736
Just wanted to apologize
for the way I've been lately.
424
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,471
Debra talked to me,
425
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,540
And I'm actually
feeling better now,
426
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,910
So if you can all forgive me,
I'm glad you came over,
427
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,445
And let's have some cake.
428
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,548
- Was that you
crying in there?
429
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,417
- Oh, frank.
430
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,554
No, it's all right, robbie.
431
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,589
You're never
too big to cry.
432
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,758
- Although you might
be getting close
433
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,759
To the cutoff point.
434
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,470
- You know what, robbie?
435
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,672
You need to air this place
out overnight,
436
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,807
And tomorrow, I'll come in
and give it a good once-over.
437
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,442
So tonight,
you'll sleep at our house,
438
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,380
And I don't want to hear
any argument from you.
439
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,983
- All right,
if that's what want.
440
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,518
- Come on,
let's go home,
441
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,287
And we can have
the cake there.
442
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,722
- Oh, no, no, no, dear.
I have some cake at home.
443
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,658
Why don't we leave
your cake here?
444
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,593
It goes so well
with this apartment.
445
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,565
- Hurts so good, huh?
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