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Yeah, and he would be resp...
Have to speak at your funeral
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or something like that.
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I would've been perfectly
fine with that.
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Except the death thing,
you know.
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Yeah, except for the death.
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- Yeah, that would be noood.
- Yeah.
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? I gotta be ?
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? Everything ?
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? That I could be ?
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? I gotta do this thing ?
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? Honestly ?
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? Why can't I do it all? ?
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? Honestly ?
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? I bet I shock 'em
when I drop ?
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? I know they probably
think I'm washed ?
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? I'm kettle cookin'
with the chip ?
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? It's on my shoulders
till we win ?
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? I'm getting older
by the minute ?
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? I've really had it
up to here ?
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? They always looking like
they're winging it ?
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? I've been planning
every meal ?
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? Got me sippin'
on this beer, ooh ?
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? And I don't even
fuck with beer ?
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? No, I need some water
and ideas, yeah ?
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? I gotta start
to make it clear, uh ?
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? I'm kind of peeping
all the fallacy ?
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? I'm powered by the people
doubting me ?
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? I had to eat it like
a ton of calories ?
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? And the analogy is that
I'm blowing up ?
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? But I've been carrying
this weight ?
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? Fuck my old shit,
all of it sucked ?
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? Piss on them records,
I shit on them records ?
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? I thank everybody who saw
the potential in me ?
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? But I still had to
get it inevitably ?
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? If I could, I would sit down
and conversate ?
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? With every hater
and try to debate 'em ?
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? I know it's subjective,
but it's my objective ?
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? To do it so well
that it's not. ?
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That was the one.
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- Man.
- That was a good take.
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I ain't gonna lie,
you in your bag, LD.
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This has been, what,
the most productive month
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of my life? I own a home.
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What more can I ask for?
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You speaking your truth
into existence.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, Chuck. Really speaking
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your truth into existence.
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Especially when you're lying
to everyone
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on national television.
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What are you referring to?
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Jimmy Kimmel?
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I didn't lie on Jimmy Kimmel,
you can go replay
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all that footage,
I didn't lie once.
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He just twisted facts.
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I didn't twist any facts.
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- I didn't.
- Chuck, you sound like Trump.
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I omitted, like, some details,
but he didn't ask
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the questions that would've...
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I really did, like,
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learn a lot about life
from that whole experience.
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And I have a whole new lens
that I see the world through.
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From here on out, honesty.
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On that note, earlier today,
I did tell you that a boner
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was called a boner because a man
has a bone that, like,
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comes out of his pelvis
when he's excited.
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It's not true.
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Dick isn't made of bones.
It's, like,
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- all meat.
- Oh. Okay.
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All right, I need you guys
to leave.
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I'm getting ready for Robyn.
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Chuck, how long is
she gonna stay here?
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I don't know, two weeks.
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- Two weeks?!
- Yeah.
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Are you insane?
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Two weeks, it's
like a honeymoon length.
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I couldn't be more excited,
honestly.
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What if she's not even
what you remember her to be?
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You barely know this girl.
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Man, that shit happened to me
one time, I was fucking
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with this Arabian bitch, man.
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I thought she was gonna be cool.
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But she gonna text me the next
day talking about alimony.
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How you get pregnant in one day?
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Gata, I have no idea what
you're talking about,
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but this is not that.
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I, like, know this girl.
I talk to her, we text.
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If you heard the voice mail
she left when she thought
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I was dead,
you would understand.
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So you talk to her about
everything, right?
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She know about the death scam
and all that, huh?
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Never call it the death scam.
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Right? Let's refer
to the death...
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thing as a totally
different thing
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that never even is vocalized.
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And, uh, no, I have not,
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but, like, I will. I just,
like, don't want to start off
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with that conversation, but...
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I'm getting to a fresh
new start too, man.
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You ain't gonna
believe this, nigga.
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I ain't had sex in,
like, two weeks.
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You know?
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I even started beating
my shit again.
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Beating your shit?
What, like jerking off?
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Yeah, jacking off, dawg.
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What? You weren't
jerking off before?
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I ain't jerked off since, like,
12th grade or some shit.
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12th grade? You haven't
jerked off in, like,
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- 20 years?
- That's insane.
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It's way too many hoes out here
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for a nigga to just be
jacking off like that, bro.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, please be
careful about the roses
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on the way out.
They're perfectly...
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Chuck. Chuck, this is crazy.
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You're gonna freak
this girl out.
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Unless you want her to be
your actual girlfriend,
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and then I think
it's gonna freak you out.
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Chuck, it's finally the point
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in your life where you,
like, ju...
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What are you doing?
You could just be like...
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- Hello?
- It's Amazon.
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Dropping off a package.
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Okay, coming right up.
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One more time.
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Is it open?
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Thank you.
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Satin sheets.
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I'm gonna have to cancel
the beach thing tomorrow.
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No, no, no, Chuck,
you can't cancel it.
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The beach is, like, overrated
and one-dimensionally textured
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anyways. Like, I have to...
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Bro, you gotta come
to the beach, dawg.
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You out of pocket,
you doing way too much.
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- All these roses and shit?
- Guys, I will see you later.
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- Okay?
- What, you're just canceling plans on us?
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I can't neglect her
on the first day.
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Nigga switched up,
all over a bitch.
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No, I left his food
in the sink to thaw out.
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And then you just
give him a cup.
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Yeah. Thank you so much.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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I'm buzzing you in.
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Holy shit.
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This is... Ugh.
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Hi.
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Hey, girl.
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- Come in.
- Hey.
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Your house is... sick.
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Can you believe you only have
to put 20% of the money down?
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- Yeah, a mortgage.
- Yeah.
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I had no idea. It's like,
you only need to be so wealthy.
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- That is exciting, actually. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Well, welcome.
- Thanks.
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Benjamin Moore,
"the professional's choice."
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- On the paint.
- Oh, my God.
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- Wow, we're, uh, we're here.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Look at us.
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Here we are. In person.
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- Uh...
- I'm so happy you're here.
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- Hi. Hi.
- I really am so happy you're here.
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- Hello.
- Yeah.
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I thought we were kissing.
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Yeah, I-I... you're alive.
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I thought you were dead,
so this is...
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Um, let's fucking unwind
or something.
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- Let's-let's celebrate. Okay.
- Let's celebrate.
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- Should we drink?
- Drink?
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Is that such a...
Is that weird to just throw out
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- right-right away?
- Uh...
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Wine? Is that...?
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Wine? Uh, don't
often carry wine,
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- but I might have something over here.
- Okay.
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- Uh...
- Wow.
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I think there's some wine
over here.
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Honestly, you can just take
whatever you want.
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Need a pair
of nice new headphones?
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I... that's...
What are these here for?
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Oh, these brands, they just
send me all this shit
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'cause my birthday's this week,
so it's like...
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- That's what's going on.
- It's your birthday this week?
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It is, yeah.
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Why wouldn't you tell me that?
Fuck.
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I don't even like attention
on my birthday.
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- I hate it.
- Okay.
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I hate everyone, like,
looking at you,
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expecting you to be, like,
this unreasonable
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level of happy, it's just...
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- It's your birthday this...
- Well, doesn't matter.
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How can I get you this wine?
There is a store.
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- Okay.
- We can go there.
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I'm more of like a weed smoker.
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- Do you smoke?
- No, I don't...
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- I'll... Okay.
- I'm gonna get weed for myself.
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You have the wine. We'll escape
our bodies at the same time.
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And it's gonna be
pretty incredible.
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Okay.
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What the fuck?
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So, publicity-wise,
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in the past month,
I think we've got a lot done.
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So I think we're being
very productive.
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So it's working, for sure.
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Yeah, yeah, Kimmelwent well.
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So, I'm assuming he
trusts me more now.
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He did say he felt managed.
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Well, that sounds like
a management issue.
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Yeah. Look, Dave is really
starting to trust you.
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- Great.
- But he wants to
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live his honest truth.
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Mm. Honest... well, that's after
he faked his own death?
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Well, we did talk about that.
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You know,
th-the rats on the bus,
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- that was actually a real thing.
- Please. Please, please, please.
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Come on. I'm a publicist.
I know an attention grab
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when I see one.
I make them for a living.
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We just, we just want
to get away from that...
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- Mm.
- That thing, you know?
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It's a... yech... story.
It's a yucky story.
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- Right.
- And Dave's very sensitive about it.
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You know I love Dave. Right?
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- Yeah.
- And I love a challenge.
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I love you guys.
That's why I took you on.
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But your client is a child.
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I mean, last time he was here
he was playing with putty.
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That's for his ADD.
That's actually not Silly Putty.
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That's prescribed.
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Okay, but it stuck
his pocket closed.
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And he couldn't open it.
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- Yeah.
- Just, we have to be able
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to control him and, you know,
not let him...
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I can't control Dave, Ava.
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I can't control anything
in my life. Y... He's...
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I...
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But you have me now, Mike. Okay?
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We're gonna do this together.
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Great.
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Great.
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I think I'd like to get coffee
with you sometime,
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outside of... or, I mean,
we would do business,
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but I mean, outside of
this office 'cause I don't...
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Oh, you know what?
I have another meeting.
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Sorry. Our conversation
was great, though.
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- Awesome. Loved it.
- It was very productive.
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- And I will...
- Let me get out of here.
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- ...be in touch. Okay.
- Thank you.
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I'm actually free tonight.
246
00:08:14,124 --> 00:08:15,429
For coffee?
247
00:08:15,473 --> 00:08:17,780
So why don't you come on by
and annihilate me?
248
00:08:19,738 --> 00:08:21,522
What?
249
00:08:21,566 --> 00:08:23,350
Not actually, obviously.
250
00:08:23,394 --> 00:08:25,223
But I'm just into role-playing
and blurring lines
251
00:08:25,265 --> 00:08:27,354
between consensual
and non-consensual.
252
00:08:27,398 --> 00:08:29,182
So, um...
253
00:08:29,226 --> 00:08:31,707
if that interests you at all,
254
00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:34,274
here is my address.
255
00:08:38,148 --> 00:08:39,366
11:00 p.IN.
256
00:08:39,410 --> 00:08:40,716
Yeah, be easy to get in.
257
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,240
Okay.
258
00:08:43,283 --> 00:08:45,285
Yeah, put him through.
259
00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:49,421
Can't believe you don't
like your birthday.
260
00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:50,771
It's your own personal holiday.
I love holidays.
261
00:08:50,813 --> 00:08:53,424
I just feel like every year
that gets higher,
262
00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,556
the number is more
and more alarming,
263
00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,081
and all I do is think
about, like, my place
264
00:08:57,123 --> 00:08:59,082
in the world, and, like,
my-my standing.
265
00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,780
No, man, you got to stay
in the present, dawg.
266
00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:04,304
- Yeah.
- I like the present right now, dawg.
267
00:09:04,348 --> 00:09:07,307
Yeah. On my 21st birthday,
we were doing karaoke,
268
00:09:07,351 --> 00:09:11,747
and I was just, like, ripping
"All Star" by Smash Mouth,
269
00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:15,272
and I...
whipped my hair into a candle.
270
00:09:15,315 --> 00:09:17,796
And then, my friends were like,
"You're-you're on fire,"
271
00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,407
and I was like, "You're
goddamn right I'm on fire."
272
00:09:20,451 --> 00:09:22,627
And I... I just was, on fire.
273
00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,803
And then I ended up in the ER.
274
00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:27,763
I, uh...
275
00:09:27,806 --> 00:09:29,765
What are we talking
about, again?
276
00:09:29,808 --> 00:09:32,071
- My birthday.
- Ah!
277
00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:33,507
Did you just get so high?
278
00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:35,250
Yeah, my train of thought
just choo-choo'd bye-bye.
279
00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:38,338
Yeah.
280
00:09:38,382 --> 00:09:42,821
Should I just take advantage of
this vulnerability right now?
281
00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:45,345
- And just rip some questions?
- Yeah.
282
00:09:45,389 --> 00:09:47,783
All right, if you need to grill
me, I'm ready to be grilled.
283
00:09:47,826 --> 00:09:49,785
- Favorite color?
- Sunset orange.
284
00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:51,830
Favorite time of day?
285
00:09:51,874 --> 00:09:53,789
4:57, 'cause of
the sunset orange, probably.
286
00:09:53,832 --> 00:09:56,095
Yeah, favorite, uh, animal?
287
00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:57,531
- Elephant.
- Elephant?
288
00:09:57,575 --> 00:09:59,185
Yeah.
289
00:09:59,229 --> 00:10:00,621
I knew I liked you.
290
00:10:00,665 --> 00:10:01,840
That's my favorite animal.
291
00:10:01,884 --> 00:10:04,103
I, uh...
292
00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,498
I'm sorry.
What are we talking about again?
293
00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:10,153
Elephants.
294
00:10:11,154 --> 00:10:13,199
Should we...
295
00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:14,810
You're so high.
I keep forgetting.
296
00:10:14,853 --> 00:10:16,202
- Yeah.
- You, like, go in...
297
00:10:16,246 --> 00:10:17,553
You wear it well.
Should we keep going?
298
00:10:17,595 --> 00:10:19,205
For the wine?
299
00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:21,120
- Yeah.
- What am I doing?
300
00:10:25,342 --> 00:10:28,475
Are you... Should we...
301
00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:31,696
That was...
302
00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:34,830
Oh, my God, please don't
come at me like that.
303
00:10:34,873 --> 00:10:36,309
- I need to sit down.
- Okay.
304
00:10:36,353 --> 00:10:37,702
I need to sit down. I'm sorry.
305
00:10:37,745 --> 00:10:40,357
- In the street.
- What the fuck?
306
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,838
Fully strobe-lighting.
307
00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:44,491
Lin-Manuel Manuel
lives down here...
308
00:10:44,535 --> 00:10:45,753
What the fuck?!
309
00:10:45,797 --> 00:10:47,712
Hey, Sawyer! Sorry.
310
00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:49,496
He doesn't usually
bark at people.
311
00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:51,324
He... The dog knew.
312
00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:53,326
- Why?
- The dog knew what?
313
00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,719
I'm sorry.
314
00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:56,764
Don't be. It's okay.
315
00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:01,334
Okay?
316
00:11:01,378 --> 00:11:03,162
Oh, let me get your shoes.
317
00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:05,164
These are cool.
318
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:06,252
Thank you.
319
00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:07,558
You're welcome, Dave.
320
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,866
I-I wrote you a song.
321
00:11:10,909 --> 00:11:12,345
What?
322
00:11:13,564 --> 00:11:16,523
? I met a girl ?
323
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:19,526
? Thank God ?
324
00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:23,095
? I met a girl ?
325
00:11:23,139 --> 00:11:26,055
? Oh, my ?
326
00:11:26,098 --> 00:11:29,536
? She makes me feel alive ?
327
00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:32,888
? She makes me need a life ?
328
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:36,282
? I met a girl ?
329
00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:38,632
? Thank God. ?
330
00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,634
I love it.
331
00:11:40,678 --> 00:11:43,072
I haven't done the verses yet.
I will.
332
00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:44,725
The hook is fire.
333
00:11:44,769 --> 00:11:46,466
Don't you think?
334
00:11:46,510 --> 00:11:47,598
It is fire.
335
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,600
I just need to reboot.
336
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:50,775
I'll be out.
337
00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:06,051
It's like an actual dictionary.
338
00:12:23,155 --> 00:12:25,810
Hi. I was just in the area
339
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:28,465
and I'm-I'm returning
Dave's tennis racket.
340
00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:30,162
Is he home?
341
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:32,251
I think it should be open.
342
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:36,473
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
343
00:12:36,516 --> 00:12:38,083
- Robyn?
- Yes.
344
00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:40,781
- Ally? I've heard so much about you.
- Yes. Hi.
345
00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,348
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
346
00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:44,176
- Hi.
- Hi.
347
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,265
I hope this isn't, uh,
weird, or...
348
00:12:46,309 --> 00:12:47,614
Oh, my God, no.
349
00:12:47,658 --> 00:12:49,660
- Sorry, I'm so thirsty.
- Yeah...
350
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,532
And is he... Where is he?
351
00:12:52,576 --> 00:12:57,146
Uh, he, uh, got higher
than I've seen any human get,
352
00:12:57,189 --> 00:12:58,277
and he passed out.
353
00:12:58,321 --> 00:13:00,453
Wait, he's... he's, like, out?
354
00:13:00,497 --> 00:13:01,802
Yes.
355
00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:03,456
- Very out.
- Okay, that's amazing.
356
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,155
- Oh.
- I was very stressed about how I was gonna do this.
357
00:13:06,198 --> 00:13:08,548
Okay, so we have
a major situation on our hands.
358
00:13:08,592 --> 00:13:11,116
You know how it's his birthday
on Thursday?
359
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,510
I am now aware of that, yeah.
360
00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:16,034
Okay, we are throwing him
a surprise party tomorrow.
361
00:13:16,078 --> 00:13:17,340
And it's unmovable.
362
00:13:17,383 --> 00:13:19,820
His parents flew in
and Benny is getting this
363
00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:21,648
cheesesteak chef
from Philadelphia,
364
00:13:21,692 --> 00:13:23,824
and originally Benny was
supposed to get him there.
365
00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:26,131
But that's before we knew
that you would be here.
366
00:13:26,175 --> 00:13:29,526
So we're kind of wondering if
you can bring him to the party.
367
00:13:29,569 --> 00:13:32,181
Y-Y... Uh, yeah.
368
00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:33,662
- Of course. Yeah. Totally.
- Thank you.
369
00:13:33,704 --> 00:13:36,663
- I know it's, like, a lot...
- Um, what are the...
370
00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:38,058
like, what-what are the details?
How should I...?
371
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:41,581
It's, um, 6:00 at an Airbnb
at the beach.
372
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,324
We were just, like, talking
about this today.
373
00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:46,064
He was saying he doesn't really
like attention on his birthday.
374
00:13:46,108 --> 00:13:47,326
He, like, loves attention.
375
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:48,501
- He lovesattention.
- Okay.
376
00:13:48,545 --> 00:13:49,676
On all of the days.
377
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,156
- Every single one.
- Yeah.
378
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,853
- Here, give me your... phone.
- Yeah.
379
00:13:52,897 --> 00:13:57,771
I am gonna put myself in here
as, um, Mike Triangle.
380
00:13:57,815 --> 00:14:01,601
I will just send you, like,
the specifics of the location,
381
00:14:01,645 --> 00:14:04,387
and if you have any issues,
you can...
382
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:08,086
Okay. Yeah. Uh, you said
his parents are gonna be there?
383
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,524
Oh, my God, you're gonna
love Don and Carol.
384
00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:12,090
- It's gonna be great.
- Uh, um...
385
00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:14,179
- Great.
- But I'll see you tomorrow.
386
00:14:14,223 --> 00:14:16,094
- Tomorrow, and we... Yeah.
- I'm gonna get out
387
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:18,575
while the getting is good.
And, um,
388
00:14:18,618 --> 00:14:20,533
- good luck. You've got this.
- Okay.
389
00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:23,841
Thanks. Uh,
I'll see you tomorrow.
390
00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:35,331
Ow.
391
00:14:37,246 --> 00:14:38,638
- Oh, my God.
- What's happening?
392
00:14:38,682 --> 00:14:40,205
I'm sorry! I... This is...
393
00:14:40,249 --> 00:14:42,425
Yeah, okay.
394
00:14:42,468 --> 00:14:44,296
- Great.
- Fuck!
395
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,732
Hey.
396
00:14:45,776 --> 00:14:48,257
You wanna go to the wine store?
397
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,736
Are you okay?
398
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,130
- I'm still high.
- Yeah, that's...
399
00:14:52,174 --> 00:14:54,219
- That is clear.
- Are you having fun?
400
00:14:54,263 --> 00:14:55,699
Yeah.
401
00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:26,759
I don't know.
I don't get these people.
402
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:30,632
I mean, every time Jon Hamm's
dick-print bulges in his pants
403
00:15:30,676 --> 00:15:33,070
when he's walking around
Brooklyn, it's not a story.
404
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,944
He wears khakis,
he walks around a lot.
405
00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:39,990
I know.
406
00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:46,083
I'm sorry. Can I call you back?
407
00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:51,131
Hello?
408
00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:53,046
Hello...
409
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:55,745
Hello. Hey, it's Mike Spera.
410
00:15:56,702 --> 00:15:58,965
Are you ready?
411
00:15:59,009 --> 00:16:01,054
Ready for what?
412
00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:02,752
Are you ready to be scrutinized?
413
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,754
Get the fuck out of my house!
No, no, no, no!
414
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,757
No, no, we talked about...
You told me to come here!
415
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,280
Remember? You told me your
safe word. And it was memorable,
416
00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:09,934
- but I don't remember what it was.
- Bro.
417
00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:11,282
Come on, man.
418
00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:13,893
Oh, yeah.
419
00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:15,634
I will come on.
420
00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:16,896
I'm gonna come on strong.
421
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,768
Bro...
422
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,074
I'm gonna come on myself
when I nut on myself.
423
00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:23,076
Tell me
to suck the pepper spray.
424
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,904
- What?
- Tell... tell me
425
00:16:24,948 --> 00:16:26,429
- to suck the pepper spray.
- I'm gonna make you
426
00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:27,996
- suck the pepper spray!
- Just, like, take it
427
00:16:28,038 --> 00:16:30,302
- the fuck out of my hand, and...
- No, what do you mean? I...
428
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:33,086
- Be a man. Just...
- Don't tell me to be a man. I am being a man.
429
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,785
- I'm just...
- Jesus Christ! Will you just go with this?
430
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,394
I don't want to go with it!
431
00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:40,137
I don't want to go with it.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay?
432
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,836
Ava, I don't want to do this.
I've never done this before.
433
00:16:41,878 --> 00:16:43,270
I don't know what to do.
434
00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:45,969
I think you're smart
and you're beautiful.
435
00:16:46,012 --> 00:16:47,972
I just want to, like,
do something normal with you.
436
00:16:48,014 --> 00:16:49,624
Like-like eat a meal...
437
00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:51,017
Mike, I like you, too.
438
00:16:51,061 --> 00:16:53,846
Obviously. That's why
I invited you over here.
439
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:57,807
I am in control
all the fucking time.
440
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,634
Okay? So, I just, like,
441
00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:02,637
want something different,
if you know what I mean.
442
00:17:02,681 --> 00:17:04,248
Like, I guess it's my kink.
443
00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:09,035
I just thought maybe you might
have wanted a little
444
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,950
control in your life.
445
00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:12,996
I understand.
446
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:15,650
I didn't get it before,
but trust me, I get it.
447
00:17:15,694 --> 00:17:17,652
I've had some weird kinks
over the years.
448
00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:20,220
I used to be in love with women
with lopsided breasts.
449
00:17:20,264 --> 00:17:21,743
I was obsessed.
450
00:17:21,787 --> 00:17:23,354
Look, I...
451
00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:26,357
I'm not gonna do
what you want me to do.
452
00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:30,187
- Okay.
- Because...
453
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:33,190
as interesting as it sounds
for you to get what you want,
454
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:36,671
you're not getting any of it.
Hmm.
455
00:17:36,715 --> 00:17:38,369
At all.
456
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,762
You like the way I rub you?
457
00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:42,677
- Do you like that?
- Mm. I... Yeah, I do.
458
00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:44,157
I don't care if you do
or you don't.
459
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,898
- You understand?
- Yeah.
460
00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:49,162
Don't. I hope
you don't understand.
461
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,991
Did you order a brick?
462
00:17:52,035 --> 00:17:53,993
Wait, a brick? What do you mean?
463
00:17:54,037 --> 00:17:55,342
A brick cock.
464
00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:57,344
'Cause I'm about
to lay some brick.
465
00:17:57,388 --> 00:17:59,694
- You wanna come?
- Yes, please.
466
00:17:59,738 --> 00:18:02,001
Too bad. Not on my watch.
467
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,357
Mom, he's very endearing.
468
00:18:10,401 --> 00:18:13,621
I mean, you have to be
to pull off getting so high
469
00:18:13,665 --> 00:18:15,623
that I just had to put him
into bed.
470
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,712
And then when he was asleep,
his ex-girlfriend came,
471
00:18:17,756 --> 00:18:19,759
'cause their... his whole
friend group is throwing him
472
00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:21,891
this surprise party and...
473
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,719
No. Mom, I don't know
who's prettier.
474
00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:26,025
It's, like, crazy. I...
475
00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:27,026
We're both equal...
476
00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:29,202
- Hi. I gotta go.
- Hi.
477
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:31,291
Okay. Love you. Bye.
478
00:18:31,335 --> 00:18:32,902
- Oh, boy.
- Hi.
479
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,207
What have I done?
480
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,035
- Good morning. He is risen.
- Good morning.
481
00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:39,082
I rose. I fucked it all up.
482
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,953
- No, you didn't.
- Wow.
483
00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:43,956
Did you get good rest?
484
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,393
I mean... that was...
I'm borderline H, still.
485
00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:48,743
- Okay.
- But...
486
00:18:48,787 --> 00:18:50,136
I want to make it up to you.
487
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,225
And I've taken steps towards
making it up to you
488
00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:53,792
by creating the perfect
romantic plan.
489
00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:55,925
- Okay.
- For us. Today.
490
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,144
Today? The whole day?
491
00:18:58,188 --> 00:19:00,277
The whole day, bucko.
So strap in.
492
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,977
Um... well, I-I made plans
for us today, too.
493
00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:06,239
- Dueling plans?
- Yeah.
494
00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:07,675
Okay. Tit for tat.
495
00:19:07,719 --> 00:19:08,763
What's yours?
496
00:19:08,807 --> 00:19:10,156
- What's yours?
- No, you first.
497
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,245
- Okay. Let me paint a picture.
- Okay.
498
00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:14,160
I want you to imagine
that outside,
499
00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:15,596
even though we're
in Los Angeles,
500
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,337
there are six to nine
inches of snow.
501
00:19:17,381 --> 00:19:20,340
How? Because I've created
an entire winter wonderland
502
00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,081
right here in my back area.
503
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:24,605
Hot chocolate, toboggins,
504
00:19:24,649 --> 00:19:26,999
uh, there's like all types
of accoutrement
505
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,609
that fits the winter
wonderland theme,
506
00:19:28,653 --> 00:19:30,134
because I remember that
you love snow days.
507
00:19:30,176 --> 00:19:31,351
- Snow days.
- Yeah.
508
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:32,613
- So, we...
- That's...
509
00:19:32,657 --> 00:19:33,963
What's your plan?
510
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,791
The beach.
511
00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:38,010
- Just the beach?
- Yeah.
512
00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,098
- Oh.
- Yeah.
513
00:19:39,142 --> 00:19:40,231
- Why does everyone...
- The beach.
514
00:19:40,273 --> 00:19:41,276
- We can...
- Everyone loves the beach.
515
00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:42,407
- I don't...
- We could just go, relax,
516
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,800
and chill on the beach,
and we could
517
00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:46,801
just, you know, get comfortable.
518
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:48,631
- Sit around.
- And go for a swim and get tan.
519
00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:50,718
It's so cold in there.
I can't tan. I'm on Accutane.
520
00:19:50,762 --> 00:19:52,111
- But...
- I rented bikes.
521
00:19:52,155 --> 00:19:53,983
So we can get exercise.
Do you not like...?
522
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,636
Bikes are...
523
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,637
Feels like you...
524
00:19:56,681 --> 00:19:58,030
If I seem forlorn,
525
00:19:58,074 --> 00:19:59,642
it's 'cause I just don't
know how to ride a bike.
526
00:19:59,684 --> 00:20:01,122
- You can't ride a bike?
- I struggle riding a bike.
527
00:20:01,164 --> 00:20:02,817
And it was a big thing
of my childhood,
528
00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:04,125
all my friends could
ride the bike,
529
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,038
I couldn't do it.
It really separated me from
530
00:20:06,082 --> 00:20:07,389
my entire group of friends
and it's like...
531
00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:09,911
But life is about learning
new things, it's...
532
00:20:09,955 --> 00:20:11,130
Is it?
533
00:20:11,174 --> 00:20:13,219
No snow day?
534
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:16,570
I-I would just really love
to get out of the house.
535
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:17,832
You know? The, like...
536
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:19,138
- Oh, yeah.
- We should...
537
00:20:19,182 --> 00:20:20,705
Yeah. What am I...?
538
00:20:20,748 --> 00:20:21,836
Stretch my legs.
539
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,231
Yeah, so I didn't even
think about that
540
00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:24,665
you would never want
to stay here,
541
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:25,842
because you've been here for...
I didn't even...
542
00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:27,146
Let me, uh... I can adapt.
543
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,845
I can adapt. I'll just
call the whole thing off.
544
00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:31,150
- Okay.
- One sec. Hey, fellas, uh...
545
00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:34,719
No, we don't need any more.
546
00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:36,242
Ix-nay on the ow-snay.
547
00:20:36,286 --> 00:20:40,029
- This is so thoughtful.
- It's okay.
548
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,335
I think I might be in the window
of cancellation.
549
00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:43,858
I doubt it, though.
They are here.
550
00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,599
But it's not that costly.
551
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,079
This is very sweet.
552
00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:49,038
You... you're sweet.
553
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,040
Throwing me on that bike
is sweet.
554
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,042
- We're gonna do this.
- Yeah.
555
00:21:03,748 --> 00:21:05,880
You gotta put it somewhere
he can see it.
556
00:21:05,924 --> 00:21:08,927
All right, yeah,
just this way a little.
557
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,277
No, that way.
558
00:21:11,321 --> 00:21:13,714
Just... I'm gonna go... I'm gonna
change it myself later.
559
00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:15,890
Oh, honey, I would have never
done this at the beach.
560
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:18,068
It's dirty and overrated. It's
like trying to throw a party
561
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,373
in the wilderness,
and it smells so bad!
562
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,593
Yeah, what do you expect? Look.
563
00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:24,596
There's a fucking dead seal
here. What am I supposed to do?
564
00:21:24,638 --> 00:21:26,814
Well, it's the beach.
What did you expect?
565
00:21:26,858 --> 00:21:29,600
Expect? I didn't expect there
to be a fucking dead seal.
566
00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:31,254
I've never even seen
a real seal.
567
00:21:31,297 --> 00:21:33,212
What do we do?
Do we, like, change the time?
568
00:21:33,256 --> 00:21:35,562
- Do we let the tide come in?
- Nah, man.
569
00:21:35,606 --> 00:21:37,566
It's fine. All we gotta do is
get that dead-ass seal
570
00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:38,913
in the ocean.
571
00:21:38,957 --> 00:21:40,741
Look, let's just go down there,
572
00:21:40,785 --> 00:21:42,571
we pick it up... the three
of us could get it out of here
573
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:43,918
in like five minutes.
574
00:21:43,962 --> 00:21:46,138
Hell nah, bro.
That shit look diseased, man...
575
00:21:46,182 --> 00:21:48,836
Can I, can I help?
What's the task?
576
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,142
- It's down there.
- Oh, Jesus.
577
00:21:50,186 --> 00:21:52,231
- Fuck no. Fuck.
- I'm here!
578
00:21:52,275 --> 00:21:54,146
What is the catastrophe?
Oh, God.
579
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,322
Birds! Come on, eat the...
580
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:58,585
Just eat the dead seal
down there!
581
00:21:58,629 --> 00:21:59,849
I gotta get my assistant
to deal with this.
582
00:21:59,891 --> 00:22:01,806
She does shit like this
all the time.
583
00:22:01,849 --> 00:22:03,112
Oh, my God.
584
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,983
Y'all like the sea?
585
00:22:05,026 --> 00:22:07,942
Uh, not... No, not really.
586
00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:16,603
Wow, you really
weren't exaggerating.
587
00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:19,171
No. I mean, yeah.
588
00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:21,782
It's the starting and stopping
and turning that I'm...
589
00:22:21,826 --> 00:22:23,828
- Just commit to it.
- Commit?
590
00:22:23,871 --> 00:22:25,048
I'm pretty committed right now.
591
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:27,614
What do I...? There's a car!
592
00:22:27,658 --> 00:22:30,053
Hey, there's a car, Robyn. What
do I do? I'm not leaving this
593
00:22:30,095 --> 00:22:31,837
- to human error.
- Go to the sidewalk. Go to the sidewalk.
594
00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:33,185
Ah!
595
00:22:34,317 --> 00:22:35,796
I like the sidewalk.
596
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,798
You know, until now,
I would've thought you could
597
00:22:37,842 --> 00:22:39,802
either ride a bike or not,
I've never actually seen
598
00:22:39,844 --> 00:22:41,978
- this middle ground. It's pretty impressive.
- Well...
599
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,630
- You're doing great.
- This is nice.
600
00:22:43,674 --> 00:22:44,979
- Uh...
- Really...
601
00:22:45,023 --> 00:22:47,156
- Uh, sir!
- Okay.
602
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,811
- Ho... Homeless man!
- Dave, just breathe.
603
00:22:48,853 --> 00:22:50,987
- Dave, just-just go around him.
- I can't turn. I can't turn.
604
00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:52,162
- Just turn around him. Dave!
- Sir, I can't turn.
605
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,205
- Sir... Ah!
- Dave!
606
00:22:53,249 --> 00:22:54,815
- Fuck.
- Oh, my God.
607
00:22:54,859 --> 00:22:56,817
- Are you... Did you...?
- Ah, goddamn it!
608
00:22:56,861 --> 00:22:58,645
- You okay?
- No.
609
00:22:58,689 --> 00:23:00,299
- My knee.
- Ah, how's your knee?
610
00:23:00,343 --> 00:23:01,648
- Not good.
- Okay, well...
611
00:23:01,692 --> 00:23:02,825
I'm, like, fully skinned, so...
612
00:23:02,867 --> 00:23:04,825
Okay.
613
00:23:04,869 --> 00:23:06,175
We tried.
614
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,220
I gave it my all.
Today is not our day.
615
00:23:08,264 --> 00:23:09,917
Let's go home.
616
00:23:09,961 --> 00:23:11,832
This isn't working.
617
00:23:11,876 --> 00:23:14,226
You know what
is the most healing?
618
00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:16,576
The salt a-and...
619
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,012
the sun.
620
00:23:18,056 --> 00:23:19,581
I'm just gonna be totally
frank with you.
621
00:23:19,623 --> 00:23:21,322
There is a zero percent chance
I'm going to the beach.
622
00:23:21,364 --> 00:23:23,235
Okay, but we had planned
to go to the beach.
623
00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:24,847
I don't know, plans, like,
change, like...
624
00:23:24,889 --> 00:23:26,936
Blockbuster had plans to not
have the streaming era exist.
625
00:23:26,978 --> 00:23:28,849
Come on. Let's...
Let's just, like, see...
626
00:23:28,893 --> 00:23:30,851
- Yeah, you can get up.
- No, it hurts.
627
00:23:30,895 --> 00:23:32,202
So we can get these in,
like, an Uber.
628
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,029
No. I'm-I'm hurt.
I can't put any weight on it.
629
00:23:35,073 --> 00:23:36,727
But we had plans
to go to the beach.
630
00:23:37,728 --> 00:23:41,035
Robyn... it's not happening.
631
00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:42,863
- I'm trying to put on...
- That's...
632
00:23:42,907 --> 00:23:44,343
- That's what?
- I...
633
00:23:44,387 --> 00:23:46,127
This is no indictment on you.
I fell.
634
00:23:46,171 --> 00:23:47,696
- I tried to ride a bike.
- No, it's just... Come on.
635
00:23:47,738 --> 00:23:49,609
- I'm skinned. I'm a skinned person.
- Yeah.
636
00:23:49,653 --> 00:23:51,134
I came all the way
from Wisconsin, Dave.
637
00:23:51,176 --> 00:23:54,701
I want to go enjoy myself
and get some R&R on the beach.
638
00:23:54,745 --> 00:23:56,312
I heard that there's...
639
00:23:56,355 --> 00:23:57,923
Let me tell you firsthand as
a guy who's from the East Coast,
640
00:23:57,965 --> 00:23:59,534
who never went to the beach,
and now he lives on the beach,
641
00:23:59,576 --> 00:24:01,012
it's so overrated.
642
00:24:01,055 --> 00:24:02,232
Well, you should let me
experience that for myself.
643
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,623
- I...
- A different day,
644
00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:05,103
when I'm not, like,
fully injured.
645
00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:06,062
This isn't Madden.
You can't turn off injuries.
646
00:24:06,104 --> 00:24:07,192
You're not fully...
647
00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:09,063
Let's... I don't know...
648
00:24:09,107 --> 00:24:12,241
what to do.
Let's fuck on the beach.
649
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,155
- What?
- Let's fuck on the beach.
650
00:24:14,199 --> 00:24:15,722
- Ah!
- Let's...
651
00:24:15,766 --> 00:24:17,811
I'm, like, so
weirded out by that.
652
00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,291
I don't know
how to react to that.
653
00:24:19,335 --> 00:24:20,990
- I'm not gonna...
- You owe me outdoor sex.
654
00:24:21,032 --> 00:24:23,121
I owe you outdoor sex?
Are you serious?
655
00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:24,905
You really believe that?
656
00:24:24,949 --> 00:24:26,167
Nah, I don't know.
657
00:24:26,211 --> 00:24:27,562
Look, I'm not the guy
that's gonna, like,
658
00:24:27,604 --> 00:24:28,996
get hurt for you like Rambo,
659
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,129
or fuck you on the beach
like a gladiator, okay?
660
00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:32,304
That's not who I am.
661
00:24:32,348 --> 00:24:33,655
And maybe we just don't
know each other,
662
00:24:33,697 --> 00:24:35,264
and we're forcing
this whole thing.
663
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,743
Like, please,
let's just go home.
664
00:24:36,787 --> 00:24:38,660
I'm going home, personally.
I hope you come with...
665
00:24:38,702 --> 00:24:41,139
Fuck it. Dave, I'm trying
to get you to a surprise party!
666
00:24:43,184 --> 00:24:45,274
- What?
- Yeah. Your friends,
667
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,972
they are texting me right now,
all day,
668
00:24:48,015 --> 00:24:49,671
and they... I... they told me
to get you to the beach,
669
00:24:49,713 --> 00:24:51,281
- 'cause they're all there just waiting for you.
- Now?
670
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,935
- And I...
- That's why you've been acting this way?
671
00:24:52,977 --> 00:24:54,110
Yes! That's why
I'm acting like this.
672
00:24:54,152 --> 00:24:55,284
I don't even like the beach!
673
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,112
I hate the beach.
And I hate lying.
674
00:24:58,156 --> 00:25:00,332
I'm so bad at lying.
This is so...
675
00:25:00,376 --> 00:25:02,943
stressful, I'm sweating so much.
676
00:25:02,987 --> 00:25:04,293
I hate lying, too.
677
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,207
Yeah, I've...
678
00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:08,166
I faked my own death.
679
00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:10,951
Well, I didn't
fake my own death,
680
00:25:10,995 --> 00:25:12,520
but I did pretend
to be dead for longer,
681
00:25:12,562 --> 00:25:14,651
because the views and
the streams were just going
682
00:25:14,694 --> 00:25:16,043
so fucking crazy.
683
00:25:16,087 --> 00:25:18,132
I got your voice mail,
I wanted to call you back,
684
00:25:18,176 --> 00:25:22,963
I didn't, and I haven't really
told anyone this, and...
685
00:25:23,007 --> 00:25:24,661
I'm a piece of shit, I guess.
686
00:25:24,704 --> 00:25:26,576
And now you know that I am.
687
00:25:27,577 --> 00:25:29,970
No. I...
688
00:25:30,014 --> 00:25:33,974
I faked my own personality
the past 24 hours.
689
00:25:34,018 --> 00:25:36,673
So, that's just human nature.
690
00:25:36,716 --> 00:25:39,502
I guess, you know? When you just
want something bad enough,
691
00:25:39,545 --> 00:25:42,635
you just... do it.
692
00:25:42,679 --> 00:25:44,507
So, I...
693
00:25:51,862 --> 00:25:54,081
Let's go to the surprise party.
No more lying.
694
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:57,520
Except for pretending to know
about the surprise
695
00:25:57,563 --> 00:25:59,001
- situation.
- That's acting, that's acting.
696
00:25:59,043 --> 00:26:00,263
I know exactly how to play this.
697
00:26:00,305 --> 00:26:01,656
I still am injured,
but I'm gonna act not.
698
00:26:01,698 --> 00:26:03,221
- Come on, let's go.
- Are you okay?
699
00:26:03,264 --> 00:26:04,657
- Yeah.
- Do you need an Advil?
700
00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:05,981
I don't need
anything except you.
701
00:26:08,922 --> 00:26:10,665
- I have your back. Just know that. Okay.
- This is on you.
702
00:26:10,707 --> 00:26:12,578
- I'm watching... Okay.
- Watch this acting.
703
00:26:12,622 --> 00:26:14,754
Surprise!
704
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,585
Mom, Dad, I didn't know
you were here! Hi!
705
00:26:19,629 --> 00:26:21,674
You flew in.
You got cheesesteaks.
706
00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:22,849
You knew about this?
707
00:26:22,893 --> 00:26:25,852
I did. Yeah.
708
00:26:25,896 --> 00:26:27,506
- You did it!
- I did.
709
00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:29,029
- You earned this.
- Thank you.
710
00:26:29,073 --> 00:26:30,204
- Good work.
- Hi.
711
00:26:30,248 --> 00:26:31,597
Great work. Did you not know?
712
00:26:31,641 --> 00:26:33,078
- I had no idea.
- You really didn't know?
713
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,601
Thank you, Gata.
Thank you, Gata.
714
00:26:35,645 --> 00:26:37,777
Give it to me. Hey, brother.
715
00:26:39,910 --> 00:26:41,302
Gata, do you really
need this shot?
716
00:26:41,346 --> 00:26:42,784
I'm just trying to show them
what this hard working
717
00:26:42,826 --> 00:26:43,959
- gets you. We on the beachfront, man.
- Yeah. Oh...
718
00:26:44,001 --> 00:26:45,350
It's your alarm.
719
00:26:45,394 --> 00:26:47,049
It says you gotta go to
bed soon so you can get
720
00:26:47,091 --> 00:26:49,615
- your 11 and a half hours of sleep.
- Ah, okay.
721
00:26:49,659 --> 00:26:51,270
- All right, keep working hard.
- Hey, Mike! How's it going?
722
00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:52,618
Hey, Don.
723
00:26:52,662 --> 00:26:54,098
It's good. Really good.
724
00:26:57,014 --> 00:26:59,625
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you. I can't believe
725
00:26:59,669 --> 00:27:01,888
that you guys
flew out here for me.
726
00:27:01,932 --> 00:27:04,283
- I love you. Yeah. - Hey. We love you.
- Are you kidding? Honey!
727
00:27:04,325 --> 00:27:05,981
- It's your birthday.
- Oh, hold on, hold on, you know what?
728
00:27:06,023 --> 00:27:07,764
I want to introduce you guys
to somebody.
729
00:27:07,807 --> 00:27:09,069
- Yes.
- Come here.
730
00:27:09,113 --> 00:27:10,244
- Oh. Hi.
- This is Robyn.
731
00:27:10,288 --> 00:27:12,159
- Hi.
- Oh, this is the famous Robyn?
732
00:27:12,203 --> 00:27:14,597
- Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
733
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,207
Oh, you are lovely.
734
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,949
- Dave, you have a little white...
- Okay. What are you doing?
735
00:27:18,992 --> 00:27:21,995
Dave and Robyn
are actually kind of cute.
736
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:23,780
Yeah.
737
00:27:23,823 --> 00:27:25,608
- You know what else is cute?
- What?
738
00:27:27,131 --> 00:27:28,480
What the fuck?
739
00:27:28,524 --> 00:27:30,264
You missed!
740
00:27:30,308 --> 00:27:33,572
- It's okay.
- Oh, fuck it.
741
00:27:33,616 --> 00:27:35,748
Can I show you your present?
742
00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:37,228
- You got me something?
- Oh, yeah.
743
00:27:39,143 --> 00:27:41,493
A photograph of an elephant.
744
00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:44,148
Not just any elephant.
He's yours.
745
00:27:44,191 --> 00:27:45,628
What do you mean, he's mine?
746
00:27:45,671 --> 00:27:48,108
Well, I found an organization
that rescues them,
747
00:27:48,152 --> 00:27:49,632
and I adopted him in your name.
748
00:27:49,675 --> 00:27:51,764
- In Africa.
- No, you didn't.
749
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:53,592
Yeah, so you...
We pay for, like, his food,
750
00:27:53,636 --> 00:27:55,768
and his little
elephant medicine.
751
00:27:55,812 --> 00:27:57,944
That's... his name's Esoit.
752
00:27:57,988 --> 00:27:59,642
- Do you like it?
- "You-so-it."
753
00:27:59,685 --> 00:28:01,121
"You-so..."
754
00:28:02,732 --> 00:28:04,951
? Shit go down, shit go up ?
755
00:28:04,995 --> 00:28:06,953
? Nother round up in my cup ?
756
00:28:06,997 --> 00:28:09,129
? Slow it down, I'm in no rush ?
757
00:28:09,173 --> 00:28:13,003
? I'm a child
but I'm getting older ?
758
00:28:15,005 --> 00:28:17,573
? I'm getting older ?
759
00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:21,794
? And it's round
and around we go ?
760
00:28:21,838 --> 00:28:23,840
? Through the up and downs
we scroll ?
761
00:28:23,883 --> 00:28:25,972
? Growing up I was a peon ?
762
00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:28,148
? Fantasizing what I'd be on ?
763
00:28:28,192 --> 00:28:30,803
? Never thinking
it would be gone ?
764
00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:35,329
? How do we know if we're
doing this all wrong? ?
765
00:28:35,373 --> 00:28:39,072
? I haven't seen my home friends
in so long ?
766
00:28:39,116 --> 00:28:41,031
? Such is life ?
767
00:28:41,074 --> 00:28:43,163
? Grays get plucked ?
768
00:28:43,207 --> 00:28:45,035
- ? My back is fucked ?
- ? Fuck! ?
769
00:28:45,078 --> 00:28:46,819
? And I gotta learn TikTok ?
770
00:28:46,863 --> 00:28:48,257
? Tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick ?
771
00:28:48,299 --> 00:28:49,735
? Used to play ball
twice a week ?
772
00:28:49,779 --> 00:28:52,738
? Now I can't really
play that much ?
773
00:28:52,782 --> 00:28:54,740
? Used to drink bottles
to pregame ?
774
00:28:54,784 --> 00:28:56,786
? Now I can't drink that much. ?
775
00:29:04,054 --> 00:29:07,013
Welcome to the
Looking For Love Tour!
776
00:29:07,057 --> 00:29:09,755
I've had so many
insane sexual encounters.
777
00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:12,976
Truthfully, I'm looking
for my wife.
778
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,674
You're with him every day?
How do you resist him?
779
00:29:17,154 --> 00:29:19,286
Are you serious? Because
I'm with him every day.
780
00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:22,202
I'm so happy that I get to
see America for what it is.
781
00:29:22,246 --> 00:29:24,509
Y'all find everything okay? Yeah.
782
00:29:24,553 --> 00:29:28,469
USA. USA.
783
00:29:28,513 --> 00:29:34,040
FX'sDave, all new
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.
784
00:29:34,084 --> 00:29:36,869
I'm most like my mom
because I'm arrogant.
785
00:29:36,913 --> 00:29:38,958
Totally arrogant.
786
00:29:39,002 --> 00:29:40,394
She was his hero,
787
00:29:40,438 --> 00:29:42,788
and it's really hard
to see your hero fall.
788
00:29:42,832 --> 00:29:44,355
My mother was a Black Panther.
789
00:29:44,398 --> 00:29:46,531
And she was really involved
in the movement.
790
00:29:46,575 --> 00:29:49,360
She wanted the story
told correctly.
791
00:29:49,403 --> 00:29:51,362
That means blemishes and all.
792
00:29:51,405 --> 00:29:54,365
It was my responsibility
to teach Tupac
793
00:29:54,408 --> 00:29:57,629
how to survive his reality.
794
00:29:57,673 --> 00:29:59,413
FX'sDear Mama.
795
00:29:59,457 --> 00:30:02,460
All new. Fridays on FX.
796
00:30:04,593 --> 00:30:06,116
Remember what I told you?
797
00:30:06,159 --> 00:30:08,945
The things I've done
to make this money.
798
00:30:08,988 --> 00:30:11,687
After all of that,
starting back at zero...
799
00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:14,769
...that ain't gonna happen.
800
00:30:16,387 --> 00:30:18,955
You need to know exactly
who we're dealing with.
801
00:30:20,826 --> 00:30:22,906
What happened to burning
all this down to the ground?
802
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:26,617
You don't wanna do this.
803
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:28,834
Wrong answer.
804
00:30:28,878 --> 00:30:31,707
FX'sSnowfall, the final season.
805
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,926
All episodes now streaming.
806
00:30:35,071 --> 00:31:35,016
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