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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Ah, look at this, Peter,
a new restaurant in town.
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What a lightning bolt
to the balls
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for a couple of schmoes
like us, huh?
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I know, I can't believe Quahog
finally got a His and Hers.
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Check it out:
I can drink beer,
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watch sports,
and play Pop-A-Shot
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right here at the table.
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And I can drink wine and scroll
through Bonnie's Facebook,
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secretly enjoying
that she has an ugly baby.
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Look at that thing's eyes.
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You know, maybe one glass
a night wasn't fine.
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Hey, folks.
We ready to order?
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I think so.
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Shall I cover your ears
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for your wife's
menu questions?
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That'd be great.
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Yeah, are you able
to do the salmon
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but without the dill cream?
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Sorry, no substitutions.
We're a dick restaurant.
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Hmm. Then I'll have
the fettuccine Alfredo.
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And my Instagram will have
the watercress salad.
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And for you, sir?
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How much is that
tomahawk rib eye?
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-$85...
- Kid's personal pan pizza.
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Great, and if you folks need
anything else,
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I'll be invisible.
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Remember this, Peter?
Remember us?
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I do remember us.
I miss us.
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When we get home, let's do it
so loud, the kids wake up.
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Yeah, let's do it on the couch
where we all gather as a family
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and watch television.
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Family Guy is
brought to you by Parent Sex.
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Parent Sex:
It happens in rooms
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that you hang out in
and watch TV.
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Maybe even right there
where you're sitting now.
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Pretty gross, right?
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Gentlemen, we have work to do.
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Son of a bitch.
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Just when I'm onto
something good, really good.
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Hey, what the hell's
going on out here?
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You got a permit, pal?
Huh?
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Hey, guys,
I'll be right back.
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I'm just gonna toss this dog
a beating real quick.
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Wait, what?
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Easy there, Gussy,
I know this guy.
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Why don't you go get
yourself a sandwich?
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Can-can I leave the wrappers
in the bushes?
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All right, you can leave
the wrappers in the bushes.
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Guys, he said we can.
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Stewie, what's happening?
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I'm trying to write,
and all I hear is banging.
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Oh, yeah, check it out.
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I'm having these guys
put up a tree house.
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Sort of like a man cave/dance
studio kind of deal.
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Why don't you stop by later
and I'll give you the tour?
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- Tell Chris, too.
- Sure, I'm free.
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- Is that Lois's sweater?
- Cardigans are unisex.
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So, Loey, how was
the big date night?
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Wonderful date night.
Great, great, great.
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Yeah, I'm still not...
not completely sold on "Loey."
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:
So, tell us, tell us...
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after you had dinner,
how was the pork?
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Who is this bitch?
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Uh, it was good.
Yeah, it was really nice.
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Oh, no, you're not
getting off that easy.
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Oh, classic Loey trying
to dodge the question.
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Seriously, who is this
froggy little bitch?
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How come she's sitting with us?
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Now, about the sex, though,
I just... how do I put this?
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Let's just say
Peter doesn't always...
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Munchausen my proxy.
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What do you mean?
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Well, he doesn't always
go to Australia.
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You know, the land down under.
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Oh...
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He's just never liked it.
I don't know.
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I-I guess it's not
a requirement,
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but, yeah, I do like
having the option.
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You know, Joe and I went
to a sex therapist
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after his accident.
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She really helped us,
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turned him
into a real spelunker.
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I'm sorry.
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The six-year-old birthday party
has asked if you could...
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:
keep your voices down.
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Oh, there they are.
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The boys.
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- Come on in, fellas.
- Dang, Stewie.
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This is a legit
little pad you got here.
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Yeah, that one spot
creaks a little.
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- I might have them look at it.
- Oh, I-I didn't even notice.
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So, yeah, you know,
pretty self-explanatory.
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Couch, plasma, kind of a little
office nook over there.
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And...
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- Hey-yo!
- Boom.
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Photo booth with props,
if anyone's feeling sassy.
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Eh? Eh?
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Um, yes. Yes.
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But, uh, do you mind
if we take a rain check?
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I got to take Chris to baseball
in like five minutes.
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Well, come by later.
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Maybe we can watch a movie
or something.
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Wow, that's super generous
of you, Stewie.
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This place is dope.
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You see that, Rupert,
they like it.
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This place might just be
my masterpiece.
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Okay, wow.
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What... the hell... was that?
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So we're on the same page?
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I thought I was nuts.
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- Brutal, right?
- Oh, brutal.
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I have no idea what
he's going for up there.
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That's the thing.
I don't think he does either.
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I'm sorry, he wants us to
come watch a movie up there?
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:
On a Vizio?
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Oh, is that what he was saying?
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I couldn't hear a word
over those floorboards creaking.
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Oh, my God.
Creak City.
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Poor guy. Just has no idea.
And, like, nothing to eat?
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Like, dude, go to Costco,
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grab some of those
frozen quiches.
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It's not like he didn't
know we were coming.
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Oh, poor Stewie.
what are you gonna do?
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I'll tell you
what I'm not gonna do.
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A photo shoot with
a top hat and a boa.
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So, Peter...
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Oh, big surprise.
Take her side, why don't you?
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Peter, let's take a breath.
We're just here to talk.
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So, Lois tells me
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you don't like doing
everything in the bedroom.
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Listen, if he's too shy
to talk about this,
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we could always try hypnosis.
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Oh, how would that work?
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Well, we get him
in a very relaxed state,
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and I give him what's called
a "trigger phrase."
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It's essentially
training the brain
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to behave a certain way
every time he hears it.
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You can do that?
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Just kind of make me
zone out during?
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That's the idea, yeah.
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Whenever you hear
the trigger phrase,
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you just imagine yourself
sitting on a beach,
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eating an ice cream cone.
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I don't hate that.
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Go ahead and close
your eyes for me.
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Try to relax.
We are now in a tranquil place.
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Leaving the cares and concerns
of the physical world behind.
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Peter,
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we are now
in our suspended state.
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And from now on,
whenever you hear the words...
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♪ Extra, extra. ♪
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Sorry, I get push notifications
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whenever Chrissy Teigen
cyberbullies a nobody.
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What was that phrase again?
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Vanilla ice cream.
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Huh, anything?
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Um...
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My elbows are itchy?
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Oh, well, we tried.
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Sorry, Lois.
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I guess I'll just go make
some sad spaghetti.
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♪ Extra, extra. ♪
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Corazón.
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Peter, last night was amazing.
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Oh, when I farted
the Pledge of Allegiance?
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Yeah, I tell you,
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things got a little dicey there
on "indivisible."
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You really don't remember?
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Wow, that hypnosis works.
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Well, I got to get
in the shower.
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You know, 'cause of
that "indivisible" part.
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♪ Extra, extra. ♪
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I'm just gonna go ahead
and save this song on my phone.
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Mom, what's for breakfast?
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Shut up, you little turd!
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Parent Sex.
When your mom yells at you
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through a closed door,
that's why.
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♪ Extra, extra. ♪
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Wow, Mom and Dad
have sure been watching
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a lot of entertainment television.
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Yahtzee!
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And apparently found their way
to the game closet.
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Good morning, everyone.
Who's hungry?
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Hey, Dad, are you still okay
to bring me to Boy Scouts?
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Oh, no, is that today?
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I was hoping to get
a little golf in.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll take Chris.
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- You go have fun.
- What, really?
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Yeah, no biggie.
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Just don't forget we have dinner
at my parents' house later.
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Aw, sweet.
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I can't wait to spread
ten minutes of fun
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over five hours.
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Boy, you two seem like
you're getting along well
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these days.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing, just...
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You don't often give him a whole
Saturday to go play golf.
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Oh, yeah, is that
my idiot dog's opinion?
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I-I'm not...
I'm not an idiot.
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Well, you might not know this
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because of the idiot thing, Brian,
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but marriage is about
give and take.
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If my husband wants to go
play golf, he plays golf.
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I keep him happy,
he keeps me happy.
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I'm not an idiot.
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In fact, I would say...
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I would say
I'm very smart for a dog.
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All right, I'm off.
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Thanks again for letting
me do this, Lois.
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Oh, before you go, can I...
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Can I just talk to you
upstairs for one minute?
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Just... I-I want to
ask you something.
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♪ Extra, extra. ♪
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Go fish.
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Hey, Stewie, you said
you wanted us to see...
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Whoa, what happened in here?
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Okay.
Okay, now we're talking.
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- Stewie, this is incredible.
- Oh, yeah, you like?
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The old place just
didn't really...
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didn't have much
of a vibe, you know?
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Well, it sure as hell
has a vibe now.
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Yup, there he is.
Nolan Ryan.
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Von Ryan's Express. Eh?
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Oh, I happened to be over
at Costco today
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and I grabbed some
of these quiches.
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You guys ever try these?
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Ooh, very cool.
Love these things.
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Gracias, Stewie.
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Yeah, so, you know,
added a little workout area.
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Oh, I got that creak
taken care of, too.
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See? Nothing.
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Wait, that's not
the same TV, right?
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Good eye.
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Yeah, I looked up Vizios
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and realized
they're kind of crap.
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Ended up going with the Sony.
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Excellent choice
going with the Sony.
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Can't go wrong there.
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Well, congratulations, Stewie.
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00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:38,258
You officially have
a kick-ass man cave.
250
00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:40,302
I mean, don't get me wrong,
it was great before.
251
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,540
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
252
00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:44,513
But this is, I mean,
this is a man cave.
253
00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:47,376
Agree.
You know who would love this?
254
00:11:47,447 --> 00:11:48,547
Eric.
255
00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:51,887
Oh, yeah, this is right up
Eric's alley.
256
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:53,927
I mean, would-would you mind
if we brought a buddy?
257
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,761
Yeah.
Bring Eric, bring whoever.
258
00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:58,071
Eric'll love Stewie,
don't you think?
259
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,935
Totally.
How have they never met?
260
00:12:00,006 --> 00:12:03,106
A wrong that will soon
be righted, my friend.
261
00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:05,179
All right, Stewie,
we'll see you later.
262
00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:06,193
Yeah, yeah.
263
00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,315
See you guys in a bit.
264
00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:09,187
Peace, brah.
265
00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:15,068
Wow, it's all so cliché.
266
00:12:15,136 --> 00:12:17,066
Cliché and just desperate.
267
00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:20,510
Literally not one thing
about that place says "Stewie."
268
00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:21,521
It's like he googled
269
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,553
"man cave" and said, "That."
270
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:24,960
I mean, Nolan Ryan?
271
00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,363
Oh, I know, I know.
272
00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:29,597
He really solved
the TV problem, huh?
273
00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:32,269
Everybody knows LG
is the way to go.
274
00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:34,710
But what does Consumer Reports
know, right?
275
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:37,245
I wouldn't bring Eric
276
00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:39,794
within a hundred yards
of that place.
277
00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:41,692
Eric would be
miserable up there.
278
00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:44,256
I could see him punching Stewie.
279
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,404
That's it.
Fool me once, shame on me.
280
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,207
Fool me twice...
you have to die.
281
00:12:50,273 --> 00:12:51,243
Not to nitpick,
282
00:12:51,342 --> 00:12:54,582
but those weren't even
the right frozen quiches.
283
00:12:54,682 --> 00:12:55,752
Yeah, not great.
284
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,218
I spit mine out in a napkin
285
00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:59,117
and put it
in his "workout area."
286
00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:01,631
Well, I think we know
he won't find it in there.
287
00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:11,322
I'm sorry your mother won't be
coming downstairs for dinner.
288
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,385
I know, that damn sciatica.
289
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:15,192
You know, she's got to go
see a doctor.
290
00:13:15,289 --> 00:13:16,889
The kids really
wanted to be here,
291
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:19,973
but they're watching strangers
play video games on Twitch.
292
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:24,036
Lois, would you be a dear
and make a plate for me?
293
00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:26,011
Peter, I'm gonna open
a bottle of wine.
294
00:13:26,078 --> 00:13:28,348
Do you mind making a plate
and bringing it up for Mommy?
295
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,986
Yeah, I can do that.
Maybe open a couple bottles.
296
00:13:31,055 --> 00:13:33,555
Oh, oh, why?
Did you, did you bring one?
297
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:35,897
I didn't.
But you always say...
298
00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:38,174
Well, you typically say,
"Help yourself."
299
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,365
One bottle ought to be plenty.
300
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,150
Hey, Babs,
301
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:47,886
I got something I think'll
make you feel better.
302
00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:53,198
Sounds like a hippo
clomping around up there.
303
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,665
Ugh, I feel so sorry for Mommy.
304
00:13:55,738 --> 00:13:56,668
Don't worry about your mother.
305
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,910
She's got her celebrity news
programs up there
306
00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:02,277
- keeping her company.
- Yeah, right.
307
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:07,431
Wait, celebrity news?
What time is it?
308
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,400
Just about 7:30. Why?
309
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,071
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
310
00:14:11,135 --> 00:14:12,705
♪ Extra, extra. ♪
311
00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:16,783
Peter, no!
312
00:14:16,846 --> 00:14:17,916
Peter!
313
00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:21,116
Peter!
314
00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:23,058
Peter!
315
00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:25,595
Peter!
316
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,810
Peter...!
317
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:39,627
Ah...
318
00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,805
-♪ Just eat it ♪
-♪ Eat it ♪
319
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:22,876
-♪ Just eat it ♪
-♪ Eat... ♪
320
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,201
Stewie, you here?
321
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:38,244
Got your text, so let's see
that "best tennis ball ever."
322
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,351
Hey.
323
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:45,122
Didn't hear you guys come in.
324
00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,129
Stewie.
325
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:48,458
Hey, we were just saying
how cozy it feels in here.
326
00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:52,143
Yeah, Brian used the term
"lived-in," and I totally agree.
327
00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:54,713
There's just this real
welcoming vibe...
328
00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:55,939
Right. Oh, good.
329
00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:58,924
Welcoming is exactly
what I was going for.
330
00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:03,189
Wh-What the hell, Stewie?
331
00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:04,389
What the hell was that ab...?
332
00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:09,909
You two think I don't know
what's going on?
333
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,509
I've heard every word
you two said about me
334
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,281
and about my man cave.
335
00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:16,847
So... you know how
much we love it.
336
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:18,823
Ow! And for no reason!
337
00:16:18,924 --> 00:16:21,604
I bought a thousand
of these frozen quiches.
338
00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:26,613
And you two are gonna eat
every... last... one of them.
339
00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,975
There you go.
Good boy.
340
00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:31,376
Those aren't the...
341
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,948
They're not the chicken sausage
ones again, are they?
342
00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:36,194
They are the chicken sausage.
343
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:39,731
Do, um, do you mind if I get
a glass of water, then?
344
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,269
I just, um...
345
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,505
I just found them
a little dry, is all.
346
00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:44,473
Oh, were they dry?
347
00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:46,905
You know, for my taste
they were a little...
348
00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:22,417
Hey, Stewie, come on.
Let us out of here.
349
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,423
Stewie?
350
00:17:23,553 --> 00:17:25,693
Chris, now's our chance.
We got to get out of here.
351
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,014
Heading somewhere?
352
00:17:33,072 --> 00:17:34,612
Stewie.
353
00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:35,739
No. No.
354
00:17:35,811 --> 00:17:37,721
My own brother.
355
00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:40,121
My so-called best friend.
356
00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:41,286
I trusted you.
357
00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:43,425
I invited you into my man cave,
358
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:46,426
and all you did
was humiliate me.
359
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,773
Stewie, no.
Please don't kill me.
360
00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:53,049
Wait. Did, did,
did you make that?
361
00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:55,045
What? Of course I did. Why?
362
00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:57,149
Wow.
No, it's just--
363
00:17:57,220 --> 00:18:00,030
I-I just don't know
how you're able to make
364
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:02,496
such cool weapons at your age.
365
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:05,768
Wow, that is really well-made.
Holy crap.
366
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,244
Do you have any others?
367
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:10,010
- Yeah, of course I have more.
- Are you serious?
368
00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:12,352
Yeah, I have like a hundred--
Wait a minute.
369
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,817
You're not gonna win me over
with flattery.
370
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,110
Is there... is there
anything else you like about it?
371
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,935
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean,
372
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:28,451
ch-check out how sturdy
the sight bridge is.
373
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,323
First thing
I noticed, too, Chris.
374
00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:32,016
And, of course,
the cocking stirrup.
375
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,056
Yeah, very pretty.
376
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,070
Barnett makes a hell of a bow,
but this is probably
377
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,196
one of the nicest ones
I've ever seen.
378
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:42,680
Anyway, Stewie, you can go ahead
and kill us now.
379
00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:49,492
Listen, if you guys want,
380
00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:52,025
I suppose I could show you
how to make one.
381
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,600
You'd do that?
Even after everything we--
382
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,739
even after everything
Chris said?
383
00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:01,279
Of course I will.
I love you guys.
384
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,118
We love you, too, Stewie.
385
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:05,518
Listen, go clean yourselves up.
I'm around.
386
00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:07,697
Just come by whenever,
and I'll show you.
387
00:19:07,795 --> 00:19:08,855
Thank you, Stewie.
388
00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:10,133
Do you do parties here?
389
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,402
Because this is, like,
a good event space.
390
00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:14,238
Eric is turning 50 next month,
391
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:16,007
and we still don't have
the venue.
392
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,151
I think we do now.
393
00:19:17,246 --> 00:19:18,516
I'll put together a menu.
394
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,953
Any dietary restrictions
I should know?
395
00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:23,031
He says he's on a seafood diet.
396
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,795
He sees food, then he eats it.
397
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:32,411
I got to meet this guy.
He sounds like a nut.
398
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,594
Well, you know, Rupert,
I think the lesson here
399
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,830
is that maybe
I shouldn't be so concerned
400
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,271
with what other people think.
401
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,040
I should trust my instincts
and be myself...
402
00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:50,353
Oh, I can't believe
he bought it.
403
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:54,023
Like we would ever do
Eric's nifty fifty up there.
404
00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:57,927
And the table assignment card
station would be where exactly?
405
00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,595
And that crossbow?
406
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,465
I mean, a Barnett is like,
I don't know,
407
00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,709
Thor's hammer compared
to that thing.
408
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,480
When you pointed out
the cocking stirrup--
409
00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,277
I mean, if you can
call that one--
410
00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:08,446
I thought I was gonna lose it.
411
00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:10,046
Oh, I know. If you're gonna...
412
00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:13,562
Oh, oh.
Hey, there he is, David Cross.
413
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:16,466
Riddick Bowe. The Crossbow Kid.
414
00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:20,212
Stewie... Come on, Stewie.
415
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,206
Hey, Stewie.
416
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:25,048
Sorry, I couldn't
find a shirt or a bra,
417
00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:27,956
so I figured I'd just let 'em
flop around the hallway...
418
00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:32,259
Mom! Stewie shot himself.
419
00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:50,297
There you go.
420
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,439
Get it all out.
421
00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:56,746
Hey, guys.
422
00:20:56,846 --> 00:20:59,686
-♪ Extra, extra. ♪
- Peter, no.
423
00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:01,762
No, no, no, no!
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