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Return to a place
where you are at peace
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and reflect
on the idea of impermanence.
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The universe keeps moving
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and nothing
will remain as it is,
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good or bad.
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By embracing inevitable change,
we free ourselves from anxiety.
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Now,
take one more deep breath in.
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One, two, three, four, five.
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And out.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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I hope you enjoyed
this calming midday meditation,
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and that you welcome
the rest of your day
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with love and compassion.
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And when you are ready,
open your eyes.
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Whatever you say, dude.
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Hello?
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Shit, Cheryl.
It's the Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Again? Weren't they just here?
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I don't know.
Maybe it's the Mormons.
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I just saw a smiling
young person with pamphlets.
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I looked out the window, but I don't think she saw me.
- What do we do?
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Hi.
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I did see you,
and I can hear you.
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I'm just selling solar panels.
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That's just what
they say to make you open up.
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No hablo ingles!
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Go, go, go!
Maybe she won't notice.
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Get in, get in!
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Do you really think
the world is going to end?
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No, I think we're doing great.
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The Dow is breaking records, so it's
fine that the planet is melting,
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and think of all that empathy
we've learned from social media.
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Didn't we talk
about the sarcasm?
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Sarcasm is the least
of my problems.
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Sarah, I know you're sick of hearing
me say this over and over again,
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but you really need to accept
that there are certain things
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that are always going
to be out of your control.
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Why dwell on what
you cannot change?
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Oh, I get it now.
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So I just stop worrying and the
existential dread will vanish.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Sarcasm.
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Fine, okay, yeah.
I just won't think.
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That's not what I said.
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Well, it kind of is.
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It's really hard
to think without worrying.
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The world sucks,
haven't you noticed?
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But for the thousandth time,
you can't control those things.
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You shouldn't waste your energy.
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Okay, but I do,
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because what's the point of putting
any effort into anything long term
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if I'm not going
to make it to 50?
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I mean, Jesus,
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how the fuck do people
have kids in a world like this?
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I mean, best case, right,
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my body and mind
slowly fall apart.
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And then I just die, I guess?
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A lot of people your age start to
realize that they won't live forever.
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Maybe this is more about you coming
to terms with your mortality.
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I mean, I definitely don't
feel invincible anymore.
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But dying doesn't sound
as bad as it used to.
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Have you thought about
hurting yourself?
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No.
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No, no! That's not what I meant.
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Uh-huh. Well...
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It's important
that you feel safe here
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and know that you can
tell me anything.
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No, really, I'm fine.
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Okay, what I meant is
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maybe death isn't
the worst thing possible.
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Like I'm not afraid of dying in the apocalypse
as much as I'm afraid of surviving it.
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Meaning?
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Okay, for example,
dying in a nuclear blast.
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It's quick, you're ash before
you even knew it happened.
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But trying to survive in the radioactive
hellscape that comes after that?
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Yeah. Imagine having that
in your brain all the time,
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then being told
to just not worry about it.
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You need to focus more
on the real world.
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Spend some time
with actual people.
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I don't see
how that will help anything.
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Sarah, people need people.
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You need people.
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All right, well, we have to wrap it up.
Same time next week?
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Isn't this supposed
to be making me feel better?
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It's a process.
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Yeah, but...
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I've been coming here every week
for the last two years,
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- paying a small fortune in co-pays.
- It takes time.
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How much time?
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Do you think we've made progress?
Because I don't see any.
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The progress
isn't always obvious.
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But no, I don't think we've quite found the
breakthrough we've been looking for yet.
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- So you mean that...
- I'm sorry, we're really out of time.
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I'll see you next week.
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Come on, I have
other shit to do, you know?
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So, are you excited
for Friday night?
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What's Friday night?
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Fuck! I completely forgot.
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Sure you did.
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- Do I have to?
- Yes!
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You need to get out more
and stop being such a hermit.
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What's wrong
with being a hermit?
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Ugh, who is this guy anyway?
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My brother's friend Tucker.
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He was just one of the indistinguishable
douchey bros back in high school.
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But now, he's
a successful entrepreneur
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and somehow got very cute.
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Your brother's friend? Really?
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That's not confidence inspiring.
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Yeah, I guess Brian hasn't always
been the best judge of character.
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- So I can bail?
- No.
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You're going, end of debate.
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Anyway, I'm sure
he's much more mature now.
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- Just because you got fired from your dream job...
- Laid off.
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I was laid off.
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Fired, laid off, whatever.
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Having to sell shit door-to-door
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doesn't give you an excuse to
stay mad at the world forever.
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We need to get you
out of this rut.
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Who says I'm in a rut?
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Look at you.
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All the hope is drained
from your eyes.
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Instead of enjoying
the best years of your life,
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you're fast-tracking it
to the cat lady phase.
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Look. Ever since we met on
the first day of kindergarten,
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have I ever steered you wrong?
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Yeah, fairly consistently.
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And we only met
because you bit me.
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Doesn't matter.
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As your best friend, I insist.
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Fine.
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But I'm only doing this for you.
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Yay! Trust me,
you'll have a great time.
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I'll make sure
he texts you the deets.
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Now come on, I have to get in
five miles before it gets dark.
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Sarah! How's it going?
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Hey Barry, all right. You?
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Feeling good, feeling good.
Just got back from Vermont.
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Hey, I got some great shrooms
if you need any.
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I'm good.
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Thanks, though.
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Cool. Cool.
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Yeah, so also, I hate
to be like a capitalist but...
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I need you get me
the rent at some point.
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Yeah, sorry, of course.
I'll get you a check tomorrow.
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Right on! Power to the people.
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You too.
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I mean... yeah.
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Discovered in
the ruins of ancient civilizations
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that contain technology that is impossible
for them to have developed on their own.
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When you look at it objectively,
the only explanation
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is the intervention
of a much more advanced race,
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which in all likelihood would have had
to have been extraterrestrial in origin.
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Yeah, so I have no idea why my wife
bothered calling you in the first place.
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We've never needed
any of this green bullshit.
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And we certainly
don't need it now.
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It's the god damned...
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey honey, how's it going?
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Um, it's good,
just got done with work.
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Oh, good. Make any sales?
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What do you think?
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Oh, well, it'll get better soon.
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Probably not.
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You could always go back to actually
using your very expensive degree.
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Nah, I enjoy
being underemployed.
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Oh, come on, you're capable
of so much more. I...
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You know, I'm actually not
in the mood to be reminded
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of my vast achievements
in underachieving.
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Okay, fine.
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Just know that I believe in you and think
you're amazingly smart and talented.
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Do you have anything
planned for the weekend?
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Ugh. Yeah.
Thanks for reminding me.
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Oh yeah? What's going on?
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Kayla is forcing me to go on a
date with her brother's friend.
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Oh, well! When is it?
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Tonight. Tried to get out
of it, but here I am.
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Have you picked a cute outfit?
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Hmm, I kind of figured I would
go with something casual.
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Why not be myself, you know?
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Oh, come on.
You should get dressed up.
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You only get
one first impression.
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Yes, Mother.
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Don't "Yes, Mother" me.
You know I'm right.
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Just not him, not him.
Please not him, not him.
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Fuck.
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Hey, you must be Sarah.
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- Tucker?
- The one and only.
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Sorry. I was running a bit late.
Have you been waiting long?
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Oh, it's no problemo.
I threw back a few brews.
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You know, they got
a great beer list.
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Oh, that's... cool, I guess.
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Oh, well sorry again
for running behind.
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Do you want to see
if our table's ready?
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You sure you don't want
a drink first?
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Uh, well,
I'm pretty hungry and...
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Come on, just one drink.
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You look like a vodka soda girl.
Hey Tiffany...
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Uh no, I am actually trying to
stay away from alcohol right now.
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Oh. Weird.
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Well, let's do
this thing, right?
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Mmm.
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So we sold that company last year,
which left me pretty flush with cash.
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I traveled for a while, saw some
pretty amazing places and...
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Oh, have you ever been
to Ecuador?
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I've been to Canada.
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Oh. Yeah, that's cool, I guess.
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Anyways, you should definitely check
out South America if you get the chance.
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Spending time with the natives
was just so... sick.
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I can't even explain.
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Anyways, I thought I had
everything I ever wanted
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and I just started to feel
kind of empty inside.
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Like nothing was doing it
for me, you know?
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Thanks.
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Anyways, I just wanted to do
something that mattered, you know?
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So that's when I started
my new company.
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And what's this new company?
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We offer an instant delivery
service for locally sourced IPAs.
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Uh-huh.
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I mean, it's going great so far, and it
feels really rewarding doing something.
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It's like building
the community.
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Something to make
a difference, you know?
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Now, I don't really do
any of the delivering
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or the lifting or the funding,
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but luckily the investors hopped
right on board for this one, so...
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Looks like we'll have a pretty big
payday when we sell in a few years.
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Mm-hm.
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Anyways, now that we had this nice meal, what
do you say we go back to my place and smash?
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I know. You want some of this.
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Uh... no, thanks.
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- Really?
- Yeah. I just want to go home.
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Wait, I buy you this nice meal and
you're not even gonna let me hit that?
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I wasn't planning on it, no.
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That's pretty weak.
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Uh, okay, yeah.
You want to go home?
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We can go back
to your place, I guess.
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I'm sorry, I need to ask this,
you know, for clarity.
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Do you think this went well?
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Well... yeah.
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I mean, like, I'm a nine, right?
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And you're like, maybe, a six
on a good day.
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So yeah, I thought
it was a pretty sure bet.
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Really?
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Okay. Uh, wow.
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Um, so first off, I sat here
and kept my mouth shut
246
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:21,763
and indulged about an hour of
your startup bro bragging bullshit
247
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,721
about
how you're saving the world
248
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,941
delivering shitty beer
to a bunch of hipsters
249
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,378
living in apartments
paid for by their parents.
250
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:33,122
It's a stupid business idea, and frankly,
it's not giving back to the community.
251
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,298
They can just walk
to the fucking store.
252
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,997
And second off, you're like an
eight, all right? Okay, at best.
253
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,607
So just fucking
get over yourself.
254
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,783
Look, okay.
That's pretty harsh, babe.
255
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,047
And don't fucking call me babe.
256
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,745
Relax, sweetie.
257
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,486
Why don't we
just go back to my place?
258
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,793
- We'll have a drink.
- Seriously?
259
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,534
Yeah. Let's go.
260
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,840
You, you don't get it,
all right?
261
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:59,235
You are a walking example of everything
that is wrong with this world.
262
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:02,978
I would gladly push you off a
cliff before I slept with you.
263
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:08,244
So you can just go home, turn on some weird
Japanese porn and literally fuck yourself.
264
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:13,597
And also, what the hell kind
of rich guy tips ten percent?
265
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:20,387
Whoo, cuckoo.
266
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,043
Must be that time of the month,
you know what I mean?
267
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:41,963
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen!
It's your favorite host here.
268
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,400
And it is so, so great
to be with you tonight.
269
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,926
Thank you, thank you, yeah.
270
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:53,235
Now you all know
that I love to joke around.
271
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,542
I'm a jokester.
272
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,762
But tonight I've got to talk to
you about something very serious.
273
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:04,594
I know, I know. But today we are
going to discuss something called...
274
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,902
simulated reality.
275
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,731
To explain, let's go
to my colleague in the field.
276
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:13,821
The
basic concept of simulated reality
277
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,475
is exactly what it sounds like.
278
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,871
A manufactured version of reality,
which is in fact not real.
279
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,658
In our case,
a highly developed race
280
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:28,618
have used advanced computing
technologies to create simulations
281
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,491
full of generations of people
living entire lifetimes
282
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,929
under the impression that
their worlds are in fact real.
283
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,237
Now why would they do this,
you might ask.
284
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:42,066
In our example,
this advanced race
285
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,678
is looking back into their past
286
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:48,899
to determine how different variables
might have impacted their development.
287
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:54,818
A way to understand all of a world's
possible alternate histories.
288
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,952
And now, back to you
in the studio.
289
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,301
How about that?
290
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,477
Yes, it's truly amazing.
291
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:06,090
And it's my duty today
to inform you that your world,
292
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,572
your entire existence,
is just one of those
293
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:14,229
billions upon billions of simulated
realities created by humans of the future.
294
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,363
Isn't that something?
295
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,322
Now I know this sounds
a little out there,
296
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,498
and you could use some proof.
297
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,650
So I'm gonna give you some proof.
It's what I'm here for.
298
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:28,330
You are
all now holding a banana.
299
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:33,030
That's stupid.
Holy fucking what?
300
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,250
I hope you're still with us.
301
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:39,254
Please. enjoy that banana. It's
good for you.
302
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:43,606
Unfortunately, all good things
must come to an end,
303
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,130
and it's with a heavy heart
that I notify you
304
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,482
that your simulation will be
discontinued exactly one week...
305
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,487
From now.
306
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,924
Yes, it's too bad.
307
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,969
It is really a shame.
308
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:03,670
In accordance with the Simulated
Consciousness Act of 3112,
309
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:07,935
all sentient inhabitants must be made
aware of the nature of their existence
310
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,503
before the termination
of a simulation,
311
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:14,507
which means you are getting provided
with a wonderful, wonderful choice.
312
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:17,510
To see what it is, let's check
in with some friends of mine.
313
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,271
You know, we've got some really
great stuff for you tonight.
314
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,210
Some really great stuff.
315
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,734
So first up is Option A.
316
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,930
You remain here in the abandoned
simulation without any outside influence.
317
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:29,304
That's right.
Everything's up to you.
318
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,872
That sounds
like a hard life if you ask me.
319
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,569
But legally,
we do have to offer it.
320
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:38,182
Now, what most of you are going
to be interested in is Option B.
321
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:42,796
We take your consciousness and we transfer
it to a simpler, more efficient system,
322
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:46,626
where you get to relive your five
greatest memories over and over
323
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,192
without any kind of awareness.
324
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:50,673
That's right.
Pure bliss, forever.
325
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,633
Thank you, folks.
326
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:57,637
Oh, I told you, we're doing
everything we can to take care of you.
327
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,858
Now I know this is a lot, it is.
328
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,861
But I have just one more surprise for you.
Just one more.
329
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:10,127
Each and every one of you is going
to get your own personal Guide.
330
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:13,827
This Guide
will answer your questions.
331
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:16,873
This Guide will make sure you
have everything that you need
332
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:21,574
to move on to your next phase,
whatever you choose.
333
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:24,664
It has been wonderful
being here with you tonight.
334
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,797
I do wish you all the best.
335
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:31,148
Ooh, your Guides
will be arriving any moment.
336
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:37,198
Please have a wonderful night
and I'll see you real soon.
337
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,064
Hello.
338
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:19,458
- Hi.
- May I come in?
339
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:42,698
So... You're the guy
from the TV?
340
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:44,961
Yes and no.
341
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,485
I look like the guy from the TV.
342
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,357
Okay.
343
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,620
I'm an artificial
intelligence program.
344
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:55,711
So are you...
345
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,497
well,
346
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:03,632
you're more
mellow than the TV guy.
347
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,157
I look like the host to make it
easier for you to process.
348
00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:10,683
But my program has been tuned to
your specific personality profile
349
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:12,989
to aid you in the
discontinuation process.
350
00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:18,125
Makes sense.
This all makes sense. Cool.
351
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,127
Cool.
352
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:23,217
I was being sarcastic. Whatever.
353
00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:25,567
Do you have any other questions?
354
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,395
You can ask me
anything you want.
355
00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:32,443
Uh... no, I think I've got
all this sorted, thank you.
356
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,184
Fantastic. Just in case,
357
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,491
I am going to remain here
until you make a decision.
358
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,189
Uh... No, no, no.
359
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:40,495
That's really, that's okay.
360
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,192
It is our standard procedure.
361
00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:45,587
- Do I get a say in this?
- No.
362
00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,502
But why would you
not want free help?
363
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:51,462
That's a reasonable question
I've never had a good answer for.
364
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:55,466
I guess privacy
was the big thing.
365
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,687
But if all the shit
you're saying is true,
366
00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:02,125
none of that matters anyway.
367
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,692
Exactly.
368
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,000
So we all have to deal with you
or some version of you.
369
00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,655
That is correct.
370
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,981
Won't it get kind of chaotic having
twice as many people in the world?
371
00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:13,093
What do you mean?
372
00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,227
Right.
373
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,552
People will only be able to see
and hear their own Guides.
374
00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:21,667
We have done this before,
do not worry.
375
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:24,931
You've done this before?
How many times?
376
00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,802
Would it make a difference?
377
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,588
Yeah. No?
378
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,243
Maybe.
379
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:35,768
I don't know. Um...
380
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,598
Okay.
Well, I guess I'm just gonna
381
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,427
go to bed and hope
that this is all a dream.
382
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,779
I'm guessing you're just
going to be here?
383
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,650
That is correct.
384
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:50,652
Do you want to sleep
on the couch?
385
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,002
I do not require food or sleep.
386
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,221
Uh-huh.
387
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:56,702
That makes sense, I guess.
388
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,054
So you're just gonna
sit here till morning?
389
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,795
That is correct.
390
00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:12,021
114,225,700,604.
391
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,763
What?
392
00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,852
That is how many times
we have done this before.
393
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:23,163
Or at least that is how many
times my program has been used.
394
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:24,991
Uh-huh.
395
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,775
Great.
396
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:31,954
Well... make yourself at home.
397
00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:33,739
Or whatever.
398
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:37,873
And I guess, good night?
399
00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,309
Good night.
400
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:52,540
Everyone's getting so
worked up about this, but...
401
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:56,065
is it really
that much of a surprise?
402
00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:58,328
I mean, if anything,
I feel like it explains a lot.
403
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:03,638
And it actually
makes me feel a little better.
404
00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:08,478
I mean, I'm not going to pretend the last
few days haven't been weird as shit, but...
405
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:13,604
I don't know, I feel like I'm the only
person on the planet that's still acting...
406
00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,869
kind of normal.
407
00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:19,872
Sort of a weird reversal to
suddenly feel like the sane one.
408
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:28,794
I guess if I never really
had control over anything,
409
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:35,278
none of this, whatever is wrong
with me, was my fault.
410
00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:38,891
Maybe you were right.
411
00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:42,697
Maybe I can stop worrying about
the things that I can't control
412
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:47,160
because apparently no one in the entire
world has ever had control over anything.
413
00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,772
Right. Yeah, that sounds good.
414
00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:55,231
Were you listening
to any of that?
415
00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:57,170
No. Yeah.
416
00:28:57,213 --> 00:29:00,216
I'm sorry.
I'm just a little preoccupied.
417
00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,697
I can tell.
418
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:06,961
Whatever happened to not worrying
about what you can't control?
419
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,660
You used to tell me that
like five times a session.
420
00:29:09,704 --> 00:29:11,575
Of course I did.
421
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:16,798
But that was back before every single
thing in our existence was a lie.
422
00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,496
And just because
I said it doesn't mean...
423
00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:21,803
You don't know my...
424
00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:25,067
Weren't you going
to kill yourself anyway?
425
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:28,331
- Uh...
- They've given you an out.
426
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,855
You don't have to do it anymore.
427
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,248
They, whoever
the fuck "they" are,
428
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,033
will just do it for you
429
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,296
and then send you into some
never-ending fantasy loop.
430
00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:39,168
It's bullshit!
You've got it easy.
431
00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:42,737
The rest of us, those of us who
actually give a shit about life,
432
00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:47,307
are being, I don't know, just a
little bit fucking inconvenienced.
433
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,918
I mean, at least we're getting
an easy choice, sure,
434
00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:53,922
but still, just busting into our lives and
telling us we have to choose in the first place?
435
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:55,837
We shouldn't have
to deal with that shit!
436
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,491
So you're going with Option B?
437
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:01,016
Of course I am.
438
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,279
Interesting.
439
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:06,065
Not really sure
what I'm gonna do yet.
440
00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,024
Oh?
441
00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:13,289
Now that is funny.
442
00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:17,119
I don't know that
it was supposed to be.
443
00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,947
It's just so you.
444
00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:22,777
Easy choice, but you have
to make it complicated.
445
00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:27,260
There's no way in your mind that the
rest of the world could be right.
446
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,828
- I just...
- What is it with your generation, anyway?
447
00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:35,572
You spend all of your time complaining
about how we boomers need to shut up
448
00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:39,228
and stop telling you what to do
and that we don't understand.
449
00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:44,538
But then, you come to places
like this, to pay people like me
450
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,583
to tell you
what you're doing wrong,
451
00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:49,586
and you still don't listen!
452
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:53,349
I don't think I've ever really
said it out loud before,
453
00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:57,551
but you are just a bunch of
self-absorbed, know-it-all assholes!
454
00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,554
It's exhausting.
455
00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:02,208
Uh...
456
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,210
I can't fucking believe
this is happening!
457
00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,995
What was the point of it all?
458
00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:10,433
By the way,
what are you doing here?
459
00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,261
I'm not even seeing patients.
460
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,395
I'm just in here
trying to get my shit in order.
461
00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,838
You barged in and started talking
like everything was normal.
462
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,573
This is the last thing
I need right now.
463
00:31:22,271 --> 00:31:23,533
Oh.
464
00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:27,537
Well, I guess I just thought...
465
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:34,501
Well, in that case,
I should probably go?
466
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:37,069
Yeah, probably.
467
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:38,940
Same time next week?
468
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,899
There won't be a next week.
469
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:44,685
And I can't believe I wasted all the
weeks I did have on fuckups like you.
470
00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,383
Right, okay.
471
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:49,951
So bye, then?
472
00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:52,780
Fuck off.
473
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,180
Leave a check!
474
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:05,140
The co-payment is 40 dollars!
475
00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:12,974
Did everything go well?
476
00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:14,497
Fuck!
477
00:32:16,412 --> 00:32:18,937
I think maybe we should
give him some space.
478
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:25,247
Here's your Red Eye.
479
00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:28,250
Thank you.
I really needed this today.
480
00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:31,360
You know, I was actually amazed
to see you guys were still open.
481
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:33,473
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
482
00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,886
I just kind of figured no one
would want to go to work anymore.
483
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,129
I didn't.
484
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:40,436
Wait. So you just stopped going?
485
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,526
Yeah. I mean, it's not like they're
sending out paychecks anymore.
486
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:45,528
Hmph.
487
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:54,276
So how many people
usually end up staying?
488
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,975
I'm sorry, but I cannot
answer that accurately.
489
00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,934
It varies
from simulation to simulation,
490
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,892
but it is
usually a very small number.
491
00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:04,852
Most who choose to stay
do not see another person,
492
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:08,029
at least those who do not stay
with family or a partner.
493
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,989
But people rarely stay together.
494
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,513
Finally, my chance
to be left alone.
495
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,516
- Perhaps.
- It sounds so nice.
496
00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:19,780
You can make that choice if
you think it is right for you.
497
00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,435
Ooh, I have a funny question.
498
00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:26,787
So if you've done this a bunch of times,
have you met another version of me?
499
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,224
I am sorry,
I cannot answer that.
500
00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:31,096
Oh come on, why not?
501
00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:33,707
I am here to help you
make your decision,
502
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,752
but it might create
excess bias if you knew.
503
00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:38,146
So you have met
another version of me.
504
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,323
You cannot trick me
into answering.
505
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:42,803
Okay, okay.
506
00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,500
I read you loud and clear.
507
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,329
I did not say anything.
508
00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:50,028
Oh, it's Kayla.
509
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,987
She wants me to meet her
in the park.
510
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,511
She's been so flaky
the last couple of days.
511
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:58,949
All right. Oh,
do you want anything to go?
512
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,256
I do not require food or...
513
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,476
I know, I'm just fucking
with you, come on.
514
00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:17,577
The fuck?
515
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:23,931
Hey Kay.
516
00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:25,715
What's with the jumpsuits?
517
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:27,717
Sarah!
518
00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:30,329
It is so wonderful you are here.
519
00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:32,200
Bless the creators.
520
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:34,420
This is my new friend, Otto.
521
00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:40,121
Otto, this is my best friend from our
journey through this world, Sarah.
522
00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:41,557
Hi, Otto.
523
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,343
Bless the creators
or whatever she said.
524
00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:45,996
Oh, I'm good, thank you.
525
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,521
So who are these creators?
526
00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:53,003
They are those that have
created all of this.
527
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:56,964
It is also through their mercy that
we will live on through the infinite.
528
00:34:57,356 --> 00:35:00,402
They are great.
Bless the creators!
529
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,102
Okay, cool.
530
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:07,235
Join us in our praise
of their greatness.
531
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:10,325
I think I'll pass, thanks.
532
00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:13,720
Did he brainwash you?
533
00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:15,417
Are you good?
534
00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:19,029
I have never felt better
in my entire existence.
535
00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:21,162
Can't argue with that.
536
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:24,383
Um, so what does your Guide
have to say about this?
537
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,211
Doesn't he know
all about the creators?
538
00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:29,083
He is my direct
connection to them.
539
00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:33,740
We are in a deep, complex,
committed relationship.
540
00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:39,963
We are one and because of him,
I'm one with the creators.
541
00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:43,141
It is highly erotic.
542
00:35:43,924 --> 00:35:45,882
She is definitely
making that part up.
543
00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:49,799
Well, I've got to say, you guys
seem really busy over here,
544
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,932
so I'm just going to go.
545
00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,195
Is that okay with the creators?
546
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,589
They have granted you free will,
547
00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:59,461
and you are free to do
with that as you wish.
548
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:03,073
Except they haven't, though,
because like all this shit,
549
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:05,554
we're living in a simula...
550
00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:08,122
You know what? It's fine.
Why don't you just let me know
551
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,865
when you need a break from dancing in
the park or whatever is happening here?
552
00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:13,823
See you later.
553
00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,651
I'll see you later as well,
554
00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,959
as we relive our greatest
moments together
555
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,266
in the boundless expanse...
556
00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:24,225
beyond time.
557
00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:28,621
Right. Sounds like a plan.
558
00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,929
- Does that always happen?
- Yes.
559
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,715
- Every time?
- Yes.
560
00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:38,196
Some people need it to wrap
their heads around the unknown.
561
00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,807
Huh. Nothing new there.
562
00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:49,163
My God, it's nice to be home.
563
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:51,426
Everyone's
losing their shit out there.
564
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,821
We always anticipate a wide
array of reactions to the news.
565
00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:58,430
Yeah, I think I'm going to like the
world a lot better without other people.
566
00:36:58,651 --> 00:36:59,956
Perhaps.
567
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,307
It is difficult to make it
out there on your own.
568
00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:04,613
People tend to struggle
without other people.
569
00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:08,530
Dude, the hardest part of my life
right now is dealing with other humans.
570
00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:09,792
I think I'll be okay.
571
00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:11,794
Oh, shit.
572
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,796
My mom called like five times.
573
00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:16,035
She's probably making sure
everything's okay.
574
00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:21,674
Hey, Mom, saw you
called a few times.
575
00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:23,850
- Everything good?
- Everything's fine.
576
00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,417
Well, it's mostly fine.
577
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,724
It's okay. I just thought
it would be nice
578
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,291
if you were able to come by.
579
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:33,251
- Now?
- Yeah. Come over for lunch.
580
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,296
Are you sure everything's okay?
581
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,298
Yeah. I mean...
582
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:39,866
your dad is,
well, you can imagine.
583
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,216
- Is he all right?
- Yeah.
584
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,958
He's just dealing
with things in his own way.
585
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,395
But I think it would be nice
if you could come by.
586
00:37:47,874 --> 00:37:50,268
It would mean a lot
to him and to me.
587
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:51,834
Please?
588
00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:55,011
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um...
589
00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,797
I'll just get ready
and I'll head over in a few.
590
00:37:58,319 --> 00:37:59,929
Great! See you in a bit.
591
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,900
Okay, so final warning.
592
00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:16,424
My parents can be weird.
593
00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,905
We literally had a whole
conversation about this
594
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:21,734
on the car ride over here,
I consider myself warned.
595
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,738
- There's my dumpling.
- Jesus Christ!
596
00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:28,567
- What?
- Why the hell aren't you wearing pants?
597
00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:32,310
- Why would I?
- What the fuck, Dad?
598
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:36,531
Gary! Did you answer the
door without clothes on again?
599
00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:39,099
Let me live my life, woman!
600
00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:40,927
Gary!
601
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,798
Nobody wants to see that.
602
00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:44,452
I don't want to see that.
603
00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:46,889
That's why we leave
the lights off.
604
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,456
Goddamn it!
605
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,111
You know, you married me.
606
00:38:51,154 --> 00:38:52,939
Go put some clothes on!
607
00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:55,811
Baby, we don't have time
for clothes anymore.
608
00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:57,247
Go, go!
609
00:39:01,948 --> 00:39:03,906
- Hey, Mom.
- Hi, sweetie.
610
00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:06,953
Come on in.
Sorry about your father.
611
00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:10,217
You know, he can go a little
overboard with things.
612
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:13,525
That image will haunt my dreams.
613
00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,788
Well, come on down
to the kitchen.
614
00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:17,050
I'm just finishing up.
615
00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:31,543
Oh, some week, huh?
616
00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:35,329
Yeah, I don't think I've heard
anyone be so casual about it,
617
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,766
but I guess you could say.
618
00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:42,292
Actually,
you don't have to pour me one.
619
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:47,776
Oh shoot! I'm
so sorry, I forgot.
620
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,952
You're still not drinking?
621
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:52,259
Yeah, It's been six months.
622
00:39:52,825 --> 00:39:54,392
Not sure it's done me
any good, but...
623
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,133
Anyway, you were saying,
some week.
624
00:39:57,177 --> 00:39:59,222
Hmm. You know, it is what it is.
625
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,094
You know, I go with the flow.
626
00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:04,314
Your father is having
a tougher time of it, though.
627
00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:05,620
Yeah, I didn't notice.
628
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,317
Oh, he'll be fine.
629
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,016
It's probably better
he only had a week.
630
00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:13,672
You don't want him
analyzing things too much.
631
00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:21,201
Mmm! Gary, get down here.
Two minutes!
632
00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:23,725
I know you worry about him.
633
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,032
He worries about you, too.
634
00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,774
How are you doing, anyway?
635
00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:30,602
Pretty good, actually.
636
00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:32,560
Uh-huh.
637
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:36,956
Well, I'm not sure I believe
you, but if you say so.
638
00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,479
No, really.
639
00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,310
Well, good, great.
640
00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,051
We'll have
a wonderful meal then.
641
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,227
Nothing to worry about.
642
00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:51,013
Gary! Food!
643
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:57,803
When I talked to you last week,
you were about to go on a date.
644
00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,892
How did it go?
645
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:01,937
Does it matter anymore?
646
00:41:02,808 --> 00:41:05,506
Well, no, but...
647
00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:08,553
unless you're going to get
married in the next three days.
648
00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:09,945
Is he the one?
649
00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:13,209
No, Mom.
He most definitely was not.
650
00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:15,255
Oh, that's too bad.
651
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:17,300
Did you still have fun?
652
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:20,695
- Nope.
- Did you...
653
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,871
Can we talk about
something else please?
654
00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:25,613
I don't mean to pry, I just...
655
00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:26,919
Goddamn it!
656
00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:29,399
Will you please
shut the fuck up?
657
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,230
Did we say something wrong?
658
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:38,496
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
659
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:41,542
It's just my Guide.
He has been yelling all morning.
660
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:44,850
And I finally got fed up
so I just, sorry.
661
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:46,329
Please, go on.
662
00:41:47,156 --> 00:41:48,680
Why was he yelling?
663
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,333
I locked him in the basement.
664
00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,120
You locked him in the basement?
665
00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:57,602
Yeah, I got tired of him
talking all the fucking time.
666
00:41:57,645 --> 00:42:00,996
You know, you can send them away
when you make your decision, right?
667
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:04,565
Yeah, and that's what they say.
668
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:07,002
But I don't want them
to know what I'm thinking.
669
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:09,788
I have to keep them
on their toes.
670
00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:14,619
So you locked him
in the basement?
671
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:18,536
Seemed a little more
humane than the shed.
672
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:22,670
Well, mine's very nice
and very handsome, too.
673
00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:26,326
I think your father is jealous.
674
00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:28,130
I don't know why we need them
in the first place.
675
00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,504
I mean, the decision
is pretty obvious.
676
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:33,725
I mean, who wants to turn down permanent
pleasure for more of this shithole?
677
00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:44,039
Well, actually, I was
thinking about staying.
678
00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:55,224
Oh really?
That was a good one, honey.
679
00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:05,365
I love you.
680
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:09,563
But I mean, you really couldn't get your
shit together before all this went down.
681
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,747
How do you think you're going to do it
without somebody taking care of you, huh?
682
00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,208
Wha...?
683
00:43:25,298 --> 00:43:27,735
What the fuck was that Gary?
684
00:43:29,868 --> 00:43:32,653
We don't have time
for anything other than honesty.
685
00:43:32,697 --> 00:43:34,002
That's your daughter!
686
00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:35,264
Go apologize.
687
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,136
I stand behind what I...
688
00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:38,267
- Now!
- Right.
689
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,800
Couldn't they have ended the world
when it was a little cooler out?
690
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,209
Probably didn't factor
the weather in.
691
00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:08,994
Right.
692
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,085
Sorry.
693
00:44:13,476 --> 00:44:15,348
- I didn't mean to be...
- No, that's fine.
694
00:44:16,175 --> 00:44:17,785
I get it. I do.
695
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,961
You don't have to say anything.
696
00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:23,462
We all have to do
what's best for ourselves,
697
00:44:23,486 --> 00:44:26,272
and we don't have
to agree on what that is.
698
00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:30,319
I know I can be
a little critical.
699
00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:34,787
But you know that's just because
I want what's best for you, right?
700
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,544
I know.
701
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:42,070
Are you sure you want to stay?
702
00:44:44,638 --> 00:44:45,944
Yeah.
703
00:44:46,858 --> 00:44:48,033
It's weird.
704
00:44:49,861 --> 00:44:52,448
I feel like I'm the only person on
the planet that feels more normal
705
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:54,517
now that I know
that we weren't in control.
706
00:44:57,085 --> 00:45:01,960
Once everyone else is out of here,
I can start living my life my way,
707
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,748
without weird future people
dictating everything I do.
708
00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:11,447
Do you really think
we had no control?
709
00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:18,628
I can't imagine they put that much effort into
making billions of these simulation things
710
00:45:19,194 --> 00:45:21,631
just to let us run amok.
711
00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:25,157
Did you ever ask your Guide
why they're ending it?
712
00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:28,377
No.
713
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:29,988
You should.
714
00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:33,208
Why, do you know?
715
00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,515
I don't.
716
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,605
Honestly, I really don't care.
717
00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:43,784
But I think you should know if
you're going to stay based on that.
718
00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:49,790
It just sounds like they got what they
needed, and it's time to wrap it up.
719
00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:51,596
But what were they looking for?
720
00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,447
Again, I don't care.
721
00:45:55,665 --> 00:45:58,103
I think it's a great way to go
and I'm ready to take it.
722
00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:01,628
But if I were you,
723
00:46:03,499 --> 00:46:05,608
I wouldn't want to make the decision
without knowing all the facts.
724
00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:09,505
I mean, for all we know,
this world is defective,
725
00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:12,813
and you'll be stuck here
all on your own
726
00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:14,032
while it falls apart.
727
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,252
I'm just being honest.
728
00:46:22,562 --> 00:46:24,042
Would they really end this
729
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,261
if it was good enough to keep?
730
00:46:35,488 --> 00:46:37,011
I'm gonna go back inside.
731
00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:41,450
You come in
whenever you're ready.
732
00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,221
I know your mom would like
to spend more time with you.
733
00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:10,044
We're so happy
you came over, sweetie.
734
00:47:10,088 --> 00:47:12,568
Yeah, I'm glad I came too.
735
00:47:12,612 --> 00:47:15,876
I didn't think this is how
we'd be saying goodbye.
736
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,226
Well, I'll come back.
737
00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:19,880
We still have a few more days.
738
00:47:22,143 --> 00:47:26,887
- Actually, we're gonna...
- Remember how we were supposed to go to Fiji for our 30th?
739
00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:28,933
We decided we should still go.
740
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:33,546
Why not spend what little time
we have left in paradise?
741
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,202
Wow.
742
00:47:38,203 --> 00:47:39,944
I completely forgot about that.
743
00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:41,859
- I guess I just assumed...
- I know.
744
00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:44,513
I was surprised
people were flying as well.
745
00:47:44,557 --> 00:47:46,602
I guess the pilots
had the same idea as us.
746
00:47:46,646 --> 00:47:50,258
And it's not like getting a
refund is any help at this point.
747
00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:57,439
Well, wow, that sounds...
748
00:47:58,963 --> 00:48:01,356
nice, that sounds really nice.
749
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,792
I'm happy for you guys.
750
00:48:03,968 --> 00:48:05,534
Thanks, sweetie.
751
00:48:08,581 --> 00:48:12,019
So... this is it.
752
00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:16,197
Yeah, I guess it is.
753
00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,898
Okay. Well, I love you guys.
754
00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:27,165
I wish you could stay, but I
want you to live your lives.
755
00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:29,776
We love you, too.
756
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,955
And we are so proud of you
for always being yourself.
757
00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,524
Hey, good luck.
758
00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:41,614
I know you'll make
the right choice for you.
759
00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:51,276
Oh Dad, can you do me a favor?
760
00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,539
Of course.
761
00:48:55,106 --> 00:48:56,759
Wear pants on the plane.
762
00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:58,892
You know, for Mom?
763
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:02,200
Will do.
764
00:49:02,591 --> 00:49:04,332
Okay.
765
00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:18,172
Oh, it's okay.
766
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,013
You're right, they're
pretty interesting people.
767
00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:36,408
- I guess that I could have...
- Why is our simulation ending?
768
00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:38,976
It has served its purpose.
769
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,979
We are reallocating resources
to other simulations.
770
00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:46,635
Okay, then what was its purpose?
771
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:51,727
Every simulation is designed to test a
specific variable's impact on the world.
772
00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:53,860
Sometimes the sky
is a different color.
773
00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:55,905
Sometimes snow is warm.
774
00:49:56,384 --> 00:49:57,690
Some are permanent.
775
00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:59,561
Others are temporary.
776
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:02,303
What was our variable?
777
00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:04,827
The great auk.
778
00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:07,526
What the shit is that?
779
00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:10,007
A flightless bird.
780
00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:12,618
What?
781
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,447
A penguin.
782
00:50:17,449 --> 00:50:19,451
- A penguin?
- Yes.
783
00:50:22,410 --> 00:50:23,846
A fucking penguin.
784
00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:26,588
Not a singular penguin.
A species of penguins.
785
00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:32,203
All righty then,
where are these penguins?
786
00:50:33,204 --> 00:50:35,597
They lived in the North Atlantic,
but they're all gone now.
787
00:50:35,989 --> 00:50:38,252
Hunted to extinction
in the middle 19th century.
788
00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:41,125
Then why is this
just ending now?
789
00:50:43,388 --> 00:50:48,045
We want to see a variable's impact on the
world, but also the impact of its absence.
790
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,050
Great. Fucking penguins
ended the world.
791
00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:58,838
More accurately, the presence of the
penguins was the reason for the world.
792
00:50:59,621 --> 00:51:02,320
Absence of them is the reason
for the end of the world.
793
00:51:05,627 --> 00:51:07,194
It was us.
794
00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,066
Come again?
795
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:12,156
It was us all along.
796
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,419
It was our fault.
797
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,508
We were in control.
798
00:51:17,378 --> 00:51:18,988
We destroyed the variable.
799
00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:21,078
We ended the world.
800
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,474
In a manner of speaking, yes.
We're really ending it for you.
801
00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:28,607
Although you did
give us reason to.
802
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:31,131
That said,
we are also responsible
803
00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:33,133
for the creation of the world
in the first place.
804
00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:37,398
We're also essentially you of the
future, except not in a simulation.
805
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:39,618
It's all very complicated.
806
00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:42,403
It's all just as fucking
pointless as before.
807
00:51:42,969 --> 00:51:45,319
- Yes, but...
- Get out.
808
00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:47,626
What?
809
00:51:47,887 --> 00:51:50,455
Get out of the car.
810
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,674
I don't want to see you anymore.
811
00:51:54,807 --> 00:51:57,288
I've made up my mind.
I can't stay in this world.
812
00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:02,031
- But...
- Get out!
813
00:52:03,772 --> 00:52:05,078
All right.
814
00:52:13,869 --> 00:52:15,393
I'll still be
keeping an eye on you.
815
00:52:16,394 --> 00:52:18,135
If you change your mind,
I'll know.
816
00:52:19,788 --> 00:52:21,442
Good luck, Sarah.
817
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:58,827
Fuck!
818
00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:15,192
Hi.
819
00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:17,759
You okay?
820
00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:24,113
Yeah. Yeah, totally fine.
821
00:53:25,027 --> 00:53:27,943
Okay, good, good. If you say so.
822
00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:30,946
I guess we're all
totally fine right now.
823
00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:37,257
Sorry, you just
caught me off guard.
824
00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:41,174
I didn't think anyone
would see me like this.
825
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,219
Oh, it's fine.
826
00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:44,482
I'll let you get back to it.
827
00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,614
I just wanted
to give you one of these.
828
00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:51,489
An end of the world party?
829
00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:56,618
Everybody's going at once, so why don't
we have some fun and all go together?
830
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,887
A little weird.
831
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:03,022
Yeah, well isn't all this a little
weird in like a cosmic sense?
832
00:54:06,025 --> 00:54:07,200
Okay, you win.
833
00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,028
Right on.
834
00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:13,511
Starts at eight on Friday,
obviously ends at midnight.
835
00:54:16,427 --> 00:54:19,821
All right. Well, I gotta finish
passing these out.
836
00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:21,388
I'll see you then.
837
00:55:48,562 --> 00:55:52,784
Hey, Mom, just checking in.
838
00:55:56,135 --> 00:55:58,920
You guys are probably
already on the plane, um...
839
00:56:00,444 --> 00:56:02,987
And I don't even know if you're
going to have service down there.
840
00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:05,623
But I figured I'd try anyway.
841
00:56:11,759 --> 00:56:12,978
I...
842
00:56:15,633 --> 00:56:16,982
uh...
843
00:56:18,984 --> 00:56:21,203
kind of wish I had
gone with you guys.
844
00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:25,619
I probably would have said no
if you'd asked.
845
00:56:25,643 --> 00:56:27,209
So I understand why you didn't.
846
00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:34,042
I just, um...
847
00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:39,059
I don't really know
what to do with myself now.
848
00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:40,832
You know?
849
00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:46,988
Yeah, you're probably
not even going to get this.
850
00:56:47,012 --> 00:56:52,887
But If you do... I miss you.
851
00:56:56,674 --> 00:56:58,153
Say hi to Dad for me.
852
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:03,463
I love you guys.
853
00:58:36,774 --> 00:58:39,994
Barry? You all right?
854
00:58:41,387 --> 00:58:42,954
Yeah, I'm great.
855
00:58:42,997 --> 00:58:45,043
Just taking in the sky
one last time.
856
00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:47,219
This is it, you know?
857
00:58:48,786 --> 00:58:50,614
Yeah, I guess it is.
858
00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:54,226
Well, at least now we all know
there wasn't a point.
859
00:58:55,923 --> 00:58:57,142
Of what?
860
00:58:57,185 --> 00:58:59,361
Everything. Life.
861
00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:01,320
Is this even life?
862
00:59:01,929 --> 00:59:05,542
I don't think I have the
qualifications to answer that.
863
00:59:07,761 --> 00:59:09,807
You know, back
when I worked on Wall Street
864
00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:11,678
I thought I had
everything figured out.
865
00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:15,116
I was happy because
I thought I was a success.
866
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:22,167
But that was based on whatever
I thought the world was.
867
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,951
And then that changed.
868
00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:27,912
I changed, and it changed again.
869
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,177
What we think, we become.
870
00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:34,222
What?
871
00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:36,573
- Buddha.
- Right.
872
00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,185
Um, well...
873
00:59:41,795 --> 00:59:44,058
maybe what's happening now
is the point.
874
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,845
Maybe it is about
where we go next.
875
00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,368
Does it even matter where we go?
876
00:59:49,411 --> 00:59:51,544
I mean, we're here
and then we aren't.
877
00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:56,114
We can't get to wherever
is next on our own, you know,
878
00:59:56,157 --> 00:59:59,247
so no matter what, we gotta
go along for the ride, man.
879
00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:00,684
And then you know what?
880
01:00:01,728 --> 01:00:04,688
We all wind up
in the same place anyway.
881
01:00:06,733 --> 01:00:09,257
I always thought it would be
the aliens that took me away,
882
01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:11,782
but I guess this
will have to do.
883
01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:14,959
Oh.
884
01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:18,484
See you at the party tonight?
885
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:21,705
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
886
01:00:22,314 --> 01:00:23,837
Far out.
887
01:00:24,838 --> 01:00:27,319
Far. Out.
888
01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:31,671
Hey Kay.
889
01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:36,763
Um, give me a call back
when you can.
890
01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:42,595
I know that you're into
whatever you're into now,
891
01:00:45,554 --> 01:00:48,645
but I wanted to see if maybe
you wanted to hang out tonight.
892
01:00:52,823 --> 01:00:57,175
I, I'm not doing too well.
893
01:00:57,218 --> 01:01:01,135
I'm actually, I'm pretty lonely.
894
01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:06,010
I'm even thinking about
going to a party tonight.
895
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,666
Figured you'd come over
just to see that happen.
896
01:01:11,276 --> 01:01:12,886
I really don't want to go alone.
897
01:01:16,455 --> 01:01:20,067
So... give me a call.
898
01:02:27,395 --> 01:02:31,138
Hey! Ooh, look at you.
899
01:02:31,182 --> 01:02:33,445
Oh, goddamn it. You again.
900
01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:34,688
What are you doing here, babe?
901
01:02:36,448 --> 01:02:39,494
Don't... Ugh, I don't know.
902
01:02:39,538 --> 01:02:41,453
I'm just here.
What are you doing here?
903
01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:44,151
You know, sniffing around
for some ladies.
904
01:02:44,630 --> 01:02:47,807
Figured the end of the world would
leave them wanting to get pretty weird.
905
01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:50,070
- Of course.
- How about you, babe?
906
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,856
Do you not remember
how our date ended?
907
01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:57,121
Hmm, I do,
but I'm very persistent.
908
01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:00,385
You miss 100 percent
of the shots you don't take.
909
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:02,691
- Thought I was a six.
- You are.
910
01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:04,868
But ooh,
you are looking good tonight.
911
01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:07,281
I just might make you an honorary
seven for the end of the world.
912
01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:09,829
- Jesus, you're a shithead.
- Come on.
913
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:12,832
It's not like you're gonna do any
better with the time you got left.
914
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,660
What did I do to deserve this?
915
01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:17,228
- What do you got to lose?
- Fuck off!
916
01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:23,103
All right, well, you know where to
find me when you change your mind.
917
01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:28,065
Huh? Huh? Okay.
918
01:03:33,722 --> 01:03:36,073
Hey Kay, I'm really glad
you're here.
919
01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:41,905
Hello?
920
01:03:45,038 --> 01:03:46,779
Is anyone home?
921
01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,306
Are you on something?
922
01:03:57,572 --> 01:03:59,400
Shit.
923
01:04:26,775 --> 01:04:29,691
Hey everybody!
Less than a minute!
924
01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:31,998
Less than a minute!
925
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,223
It's hard to see
how lost you are,
926
01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:25,443
till you find
your way back again.
927
01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:29,186
I spent so many years
fighting who I was,
928
01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:33,930
then a bunch more trying to deal with
the lack of identity that came from that.
929
01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:39,196
I tried so hard to be someone
that people liked
930
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:41,285
that I stopped being
anybody at all.
931
01:05:46,116 --> 01:05:47,726
It's been a long road, but...
932
01:05:50,337 --> 01:05:52,035
but I finally feel
like myself again.
933
01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:56,909
I almost forgot
what that felt like.
934
01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:02,132
It was euphoric, you know?
935
01:06:03,437 --> 01:06:05,091
I actually
thought something was wrong.
936
01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:07,615
But then I realized that...
937
01:06:08,616 --> 01:06:11,271
this must be what it feels like
938
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:15,972
to not be buried by anxiety
and depression 24 hours a day.
939
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:20,324
The lows are actually
offset by highs,
940
01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:24,893
instead of lows
and slightly better lows.
941
01:06:30,638 --> 01:06:31,944
I know I gave you a hard time.
942
01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:35,774
But you're right.
943
01:06:36,644 --> 01:06:37,863
It is a process.
944
01:06:41,606 --> 01:06:44,522
And I'm glad I stuck with it because
I'm finally putting the work in
945
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:47,699
and I'm really starting
to see the results.
946
01:06:51,964 --> 01:06:53,400
Same time next week?
947
01:08:54,913 --> 01:08:56,741
- Hey!
- Fuck!
948
01:08:56,784 --> 01:08:59,004
Holy shit! It's you.
949
01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:01,659
Fuck...
950
01:09:01,702 --> 01:09:03,791
Do you remember me? It's Tucker.
951
01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:06,577
Unfortunately, I do.
952
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,449
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Awesome! This is so rad!
953
01:09:10,624 --> 01:09:13,061
I haven't seen anyone
in two years.
954
01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:15,214
Well, I figured you would have
gone out with everyone else.
955
01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:17,303
I mean, the last I saw you was
at the end of the world party.
956
01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:19,633
No, it wasn't really my thing.
957
01:09:19,677 --> 01:09:23,550
I'm kind of all about living in the
present and not repeating the past.
958
01:09:24,769 --> 01:09:26,466
That's a surprisingly
good answer.
959
01:09:28,381 --> 01:09:29,445
I kind of regret it, though. There's
not really any chicks here, so...
960
01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:31,732
- There it is.
- I'm kidding.
961
01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:33,821
I'm kind of surprised
you didn't go.
962
01:09:33,865 --> 01:09:35,736
And you can go right back
to thinking I didn't.
963
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:37,714
Wait, wait. We should stick
together or something, you know?
964
01:09:37,738 --> 01:09:40,132
I can't imagine
you wanna be alone.
965
01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:42,787
- I'm good.
- You sure?
966
01:09:43,309 --> 01:09:45,833
I mean, it's just the two of us.
967
01:09:47,008 --> 01:09:49,010
I know I've been lonely.
968
01:09:49,054 --> 01:09:51,374
I was actually doing really
well here before you showed up.
969
01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:54,146
Where have you been, anyway?
970
01:09:55,887 --> 01:09:59,151
I brought a couple of chicks
back to my apartment in the city,
971
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,674
and then I just stayed.
972
01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:04,132
The city's not really fun though
without all of the people.
973
01:10:04,156 --> 01:10:07,855
And I got tired
of walking up the stairs.
974
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,466
So I came out here.
975
01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:11,183
I'm not really sure
what I was trying to find.
976
01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,706
Well, it's really not
that much better up here.
977
01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:15,123
So maybe
you should just go back.
978
01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:18,126
We're here now, we should
probably make the most of it.
979
01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:19,911
- Gotta go.
- Hey, hey.
980
01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:21,354
I just can't
believe I ran into you.
981
01:10:21,391 --> 01:10:24,350
You know,
we should hang out tomorrow.
982
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:28,006
I can't hear you. Bye.
983
01:10:28,049 --> 01:10:29,790
I'll come and find you
in the morning.
984
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:37,450
Huh.
985
01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,680
Good morning!
986
01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:36,379
What are you doing here?
987
01:11:36,422 --> 01:11:37,858
I told you
I'd come find you today.
988
01:11:38,511 --> 01:11:41,166
Look, I got a pair of wheels
so I can keep up with you.
989
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:43,603
Seriously?
990
01:11:43,647 --> 01:11:45,736
Yeah, let's go.
991
01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,521
You really can't take
a hint, can you?
992
01:11:49,566 --> 01:11:51,002
What do I have to lose, right?
993
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:09,107
Hey!
994
01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,284
Where are you going?
995
01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,340
Help!
996
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,266
Looks like nice, clean water.
997
01:12:40,921 --> 01:12:43,620
The river water I was drinking
in the city was fucking gross.
998
01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:45,317
Blech.
999
01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:52,629
You know, I didn't expect to find
anyone when I came back here.
1000
01:12:53,586 --> 01:12:56,589
Yeah, if only that
had actually discouraged you.
1001
01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:59,418
Honestly, I was just
really excited to see you.
1002
01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,812
So sorry
if I came on a little strong.
1003
01:13:05,337 --> 01:13:07,861
It's been lonely, you know?
1004
01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:09,515
I'm an extrovert.
1005
01:13:09,559 --> 01:13:11,604
So this whole thing
has been pretty hard on me.
1006
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:15,159
Maybe I should've went
with everyone else.
1007
01:13:15,478 --> 01:13:16,914
I wish you did.
1008
01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,264
Wow, that's a pretty
shitty thing to say.
1009
01:13:19,612 --> 01:13:23,877
Yeah, well, consider it fair payback
for being such an asshole to me before.
1010
01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:27,185
You're seriously not over that?
1011
01:13:27,446 --> 01:13:31,319
Come on, I have had some time to
realize I was a little bit of a dick,
1012
01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:33,583
but you're not even capable
1013
01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:35,778
of forgiving the one person
left in the world to forgive?
1014
01:13:35,802 --> 01:13:38,022
No. I'm not.
1015
01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:41,591
It's like I said when we met.
1016
01:13:41,634 --> 01:13:45,333
You're the embodiment of everything
that was wrong with our world.
1017
01:13:46,204 --> 01:13:50,034
I can't even look at you without being
reminded of how miserable I used to be.
1018
01:13:50,643 --> 01:13:53,777
I forgave myself
for not living my life.
1019
01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:56,040
That was hard enough.
I don't need you here
1020
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,738
to remind me of the world that made
me that way in the first place.
1021
01:14:00,131 --> 01:14:01,761
Look, I'm glad you feel
better about yourself.
1022
01:14:01,785 --> 01:14:03,526
I really am.
1023
01:14:04,222 --> 01:14:06,442
But if you've grown up, how
do you know I haven't too?
1024
01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:09,270
Because you don't want to.
1025
01:14:10,054 --> 01:14:12,448
You're too in love with yourself
to care about changing.
1026
01:14:13,144 --> 01:14:15,668
Maybe you're not as good at reading
people as you think you are.
1027
01:14:15,712 --> 01:14:17,453
That's hilarious
coming from you.
1028
01:14:17,975 --> 01:14:19,324
I'm not done, okay?
1029
01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:20,978
I'm aware I was an asshole.
1030
01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:23,154
I know what I did.
I remember what I said.
1031
01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:26,462
I mean that whole persona
that you hated so much,
1032
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:31,118
just a character I created to mask
a giant stack of insecurities.
1033
01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:32,729
I wanted people to like me.
1034
01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,687
So I figured the best way
to get them to think
1035
01:14:34,731 --> 01:14:38,125
I was cool and confident
was to treat them like shit.
1036
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:42,216
And you know what's funny
is it actually worked.
1037
01:14:42,956 --> 01:14:44,175
So I kept doing it.
1038
01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:51,487
I've had a lot of time to think and I
can finally admit how toxic it all was.
1039
01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:56,927
Meanwhile, you're just as judgmental
and selfish as you were before.
1040
01:14:57,667 --> 01:14:59,407
I get you might not
want me here,
1041
01:14:59,451 --> 01:15:01,473
but maybe you should get
off your high horse of bitchery
1042
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,802
and look in the fucking mirror.
1043
01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:09,243
Shit, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
1044
01:15:10,157 --> 01:15:13,421
Sarah! Sarah, come back.
1045
01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:34,530
Excellent.
1046
01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,553
Sarah!
1047
01:16:04,429 --> 01:16:08,346
Sarah, I'm really sorry.
1048
01:16:10,348 --> 01:16:12,698
- Let me carry one of those.
- Just leave me alone.
1049
01:16:12,742 --> 01:16:15,048
I swear, I can be useful
if you just let me.
1050
01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:16,702
No!
I have everything under control.
1051
01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:18,530
I was doing just fine on my own.
1052
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,577
Please, there's got to be
something I can do.
1053
01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:23,883
- I'm fine.
- Just let me help you.
1054
01:16:23,927 --> 01:16:26,059
- Let me give you a hand!
- You don't listen to me!
1055
01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:39,035
- Hello.
- Hi.
1056
01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:42,908
I'm just here to sell you
some solar panels.
1057
01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:00,447
I've had my eye on you.
1058
01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:03,276
Really?
1059
01:20:04,712 --> 01:20:07,193
There aren't that many
of you left, so we like to
1060
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:08,804
check in from time to time.
1061
01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:11,894
How many?
1062
01:20:12,546 --> 01:20:16,942
246,922 worldwide.
1063
01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:20,119
Bet that sounds like
more than it is.
1064
01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:22,295
Yes, it does.
1065
01:20:24,254 --> 01:20:26,560
It seems you've had it rough
the last few days.
1066
01:20:28,258 --> 01:20:29,346
Yeah.
1067
01:20:29,912 --> 01:20:31,391
Are you okay?
1068
01:20:33,263 --> 01:20:34,873
I think it's pretty clear
that I'm not.
1069
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,180
I know.
1070
01:20:38,877 --> 01:20:41,197
Who would have thought I'd care
about that creep?
1071
01:20:42,054 --> 01:20:45,841
People, real ones
and simulated ones alike,
1072
01:20:46,276 --> 01:20:49,453
are programmed to care
about each other.
1073
01:20:51,716 --> 01:20:55,415
You just forgot that because society
had trained you to think otherwise.
1074
01:20:56,199 --> 01:21:00,290
In plain terms,
people need people.
1075
01:21:02,074 --> 01:21:03,423
I don't know.
1076
01:21:05,730 --> 01:21:07,819
Before, everyone just left.
1077
01:21:08,776 --> 01:21:10,343
Poof.
1078
01:21:10,387 --> 01:21:15,653
I was here by myself
and everything was great.
1079
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:21,006
That douchebag,
I fucking hated him.
1080
01:21:21,050 --> 01:21:22,268
But...
1081
01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:26,142
seeing him...
1082
01:21:28,361 --> 01:21:31,582
dead, there on the ground...
1083
01:21:34,715 --> 01:21:36,239
it all became real.
1084
01:21:39,242 --> 01:21:42,071
After two years of feeling
more alive than I've ever felt,
1085
01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:44,334
reality came crashing in
1086
01:21:44,377 --> 01:21:47,859
and suddenly I was more alone
than I ever thought possible.
1087
01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:54,300
Before I was able to live like
this whole world was mine.
1088
01:21:55,998 --> 01:21:59,392
But now I can't go anywhere without
being reminded of what we used to be.
1089
01:22:02,134 --> 01:22:06,095
If it makes you feel any better,
he is with everybody else now.
1090
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:10,055
Really?
1091
01:22:11,665 --> 01:22:14,407
Everyone goes
to the same place in the end.
1092
01:22:26,245 --> 01:22:27,812
Do you want to stay here?
1093
01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:35,428
I made my choice, and it's my
responsibility to live with it.
1094
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:42,653
If you like, I can send you
to where everyone else is.
1095
01:22:46,570 --> 01:22:47,788
You can do that?
1096
01:22:51,053 --> 01:22:53,751
Everyone who stays
will eventually choose to go.
1097
01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:58,016
We just have to let them come to
that decision in their own time.
1098
01:23:03,065 --> 01:23:05,719
I don't think I can do this anymore.
1099
01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:06,982
It's okay.
1100
01:23:08,505 --> 01:23:10,505
Why did I think
I could make it on my own?
1101
01:23:12,378 --> 01:23:13,771
You did.
1102
01:23:15,077 --> 01:23:17,601
You were on your own
for two years.
1103
01:23:19,907 --> 01:23:22,214
But that's a lot
for any one person.
1104
01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,044
You know, it's funny.
1105
01:23:27,959 --> 01:23:31,963
People would say that suicide
was the easy way out.
1106
01:23:33,486 --> 01:23:36,968
It pissed me off hearing that
because most people have no idea
1107
01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:39,014
the kind of pain it takes
to get to that point.
1108
01:23:40,711 --> 01:23:43,844
But I am just now realizing
1109
01:23:43,888 --> 01:23:49,763
that I judged everyone that left
for taking the easy way out.
1110
01:23:52,679 --> 01:23:54,072
But I couldn't do it.
1111
01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:01,166
I guess easy is all relative.
1112
01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:04,952
Everyone's struggle
is different.
1113
01:24:06,519 --> 01:24:07,868
I know.
1114
01:24:09,653 --> 01:24:11,350
So what do you think?
1115
01:24:12,873 --> 01:24:14,788
I think...
1116
01:24:17,487 --> 01:24:18,705
I'm ready.
1117
01:24:20,577 --> 01:24:21,882
I understand.
1118
01:24:23,797 --> 01:24:26,800
But can I just have
the rest of the day here
1119
01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:31,327
for myself,
just to take it all in?
1120
01:24:32,328 --> 01:24:33,851
Of course.
1121
01:24:35,331 --> 01:24:37,072
I'll come by tomorrow morning.
1122
01:24:37,768 --> 01:24:39,291
Thanks.
1123
01:24:41,337 --> 01:24:43,078
And I'm sorry.
1124
01:24:45,036 --> 01:24:47,916
You were only there to help me and I
shouldn't have treated you that way.
1125
01:24:49,388 --> 01:24:50,955
Don't worry about it.
1126
01:24:52,826 --> 01:24:54,654
At least you didn't
lock me in the basement.
1127
01:25:05,752 --> 01:25:08,842
Do you remember when you asked me
if I had met another version of you?
1128
01:25:08,886 --> 01:25:10,670
Yeah, you wouldn't tell me.
1129
01:25:11,715 --> 01:25:14,500
I know. I couldn't then.
1130
01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:17,155
So?
1131
01:25:17,808 --> 01:25:22,073
I have met roughly 321,000
versions of you.
1132
01:25:23,901 --> 01:25:25,183
They're all a little
bit different,
1133
01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,687
but they are all you.
1134
01:25:29,298 --> 01:25:35,173
I couldn't tell you before because
not all of them choose to stay.
1135
01:25:36,261 --> 01:25:38,394
And I didn't want to let that
influence your decision.
1136
01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:43,399
In fact, a lot of them
1137
01:25:43,877 --> 01:25:46,271
are a little bit quicker
with the pills than you were,
1138
01:25:47,446 --> 01:25:49,927
and they never get to hear
the truth in the first place.
1139
01:25:51,842 --> 01:25:55,585
Those that do stay
tend to not last very long.
1140
01:25:58,718 --> 01:26:01,808
Of all the Sarahs,
you've made it the farthest.
1141
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:09,642
You are the strongest and most
true version of yourself.
1142
01:26:13,342 --> 01:26:16,954
No matter what you think
or how you feel right now...
1143
01:26:20,523 --> 01:26:22,177
you've done great.
1144
01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:42,849
I'll see you tomorrow.
87449
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