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Mount Quiquaran.
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One of history's most
lethal supervolcanos.
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In 200 BC, a series
of deadly eruptions
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had decimated the local tribe.
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So the elders turned to the
great artisan Tiliktakorkatan,
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who sculpted an offering
to the gods...
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the Molten Idol.
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- It's beautiful.
- And yet...
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not so beautiful as you,
love of my life,
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keeper and tender-to
of my loins.
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I thought it'd be
more impressive.
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Because you have no appreciation
for true beauty, Zane!
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You know, legend has it
that removing the idol
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will cause Quiquaran to erupt.
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'Tis true. But as we
all know, legends...
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are rarely... real.
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Oh, fuck, I don't want to die!
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Get the fuck out of the way!
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I guess that legend was real.
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Shut the fuck up, Zane.
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Swooper, get us out of here!
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No can do, boss.
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That volcano's hotter
than Andy Capp's wife
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when he's been out
at the pub all night.
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Meet me on the other
side of the jungle.
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But that jungle's filled with...
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Corpus floraria.
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- The death flower.
- The death flower.
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Jesus, Zane, don't interrupt me.
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That bird got bonked. Uh-oh.
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Looks like the natives
are restless.
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Hello, I'm an attorney
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representing
the Mondonesian tribe.
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We respectfully ask that you
don't steal the Molten Idol
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as it's a culturally sig...
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We're off the hook!
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And we'll never have to
think about the questions
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they were raising
or ponder the ethics
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of what we're doing ever again.
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Power slide!
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Everybody lay a patch or we'll
be riding the pale horse.
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Nobody understands your
old-timey lingo.
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That's horsefeathers!
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Bella! Whip!
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Don't panic,
the death flower's poison
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takes 30 minutes to set in.
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There's a hospital with the
antidote ten minutes from here.
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Thank God. I wouldn't be
able to live without you.
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I can't die yet, babe.
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I still haven't seen The Artist.
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Oh, man, it looks so good.
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I can't imagine a better movie
will come out in 2011.
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The current year? Yeah. I agree.
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All right.
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- Enough 2011 talk.
- Zane.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Oh, I'm taking the idol.
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It'll be my first acquisition
as the new head arky of The Met.
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But we work for the Smithsonian.
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Not anymore, Rippy.
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I'm sick of you
treating me like shit.
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What? You're the best
inferior I've ever had.
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I always tell you that!
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Consider this my resignation.
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Fuck that, you're fired.
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Fine. Have fun paying
my unemployment.
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No, no, no, you quit,
everyone heard it.
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Follow that speedboat.
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You sure? You don't
look so good.
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The important thing is the idol.
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We have enough time to grab it
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and get to the hospital.
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Whip! Swooper, I'm out
of whip range.
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We got to get closer.
Whip! Whip!
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Almost got him.
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Oh, I can't see anything.
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Did you get the idol?
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Yeah, I got it, babe.
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I'm dying, Rip.
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Goodbye, my love.
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Tender-to of my loins.
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No, I will not let you die.
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I will not let you die!
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It's been 12 years
since Rip Digman
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let his wife Bella die,
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and in that time Rip's
former assistant Zane Troy
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has gone on to become the
greatest arky in the world
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while Rip, who was fired
by the Smithsonian,
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is now a has-been, a nobody,
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a real "Where are
they now?" situation.
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I'm sorry to keep going on,
my producer's telling me
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we're running short
and I need to stretch.
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You have to wonder what Rip
is even up to these days.
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I mean, my guess, he's just
sitting at home, jacking off.
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Yes, jacking off.
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And then crying because he feels
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like he's somehow cheating
on his dead wife,
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whose death
he was responsible for.
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And then jizzing.
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You know, one of those
lame halfway ones
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where you're somehow out
of rhythm with yourself.
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I don't know, maybe
I'm projecting now.
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Either way, the guy's a loser.
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Morning, Agatha.
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Any museums call for an arky?
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No museum has called
in ten years, Rip.
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Well, excuse me
for being hopeful!
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There's no need to yell.
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You're right. My many apologies.
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You're just lonely.
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You should start dating again.
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Thanks, Agatha, but the only
dating I'm interested in...
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is carbon dating.
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I cleaned your jeep, Rip.
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Man, there sure were
a lot of tear stains
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on the steering wheel.
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You must've been crying a lot.
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Yeah, thanks, Swooper.
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If anybody needs me, I'll
be in my secret chamber.
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You mean you're going
into your private bathroom
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for your morning dump.
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No.
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The Holy Grail.
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The term people use
to describe the coolest thing
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in every other profession
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is that thing in archaeology.
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- Ooh, ooh.
- Yes, Saltine?
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Have you ever tried
to find the Holy Grail?
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Well, every shovel bum worth
their salt has given it a shot.
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But its location is
archaeology's greatest mystery.
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They say that just one sip
from it can heal any ailment.
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So, if someone in
the class found it,
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would we get extra credit?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Great.
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No need to invite me
to any parties
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this weekend, classmates.
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I've got plans.
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Eat a pile of shit, nerd.
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I'd rather sift
through said shit
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to discover secrets of the past.
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Wow, you're awfully
cheery, aren't you?
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Why wouldn't I be?
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I'm studying to be an arky,
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the greatest job in the world.
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Don't you ever miss it?
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Of course I miss it.
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The glory. The fame.
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I yearn for it still.
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Much like the wolf whelp yearns
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for its mother's tough
yet glossy teat.
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But now I've been reduced
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to the most degrading
job there is.
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Teaching.
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Then maybe you
shouldn't have killed your wife.
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I didn't kill my wife!
A bird did! -
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Another RumChata. Neat.
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Professor, over here.
It's me, the student you hate.
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Oh, man. What
are you doing here?
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Okay, I was thinking about
how sad you were in class,
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so I started digging around,
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and I know how you can
become an arky again.
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Quail Eegan.
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The long-haired billionaire?
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The very same.
He's building a new museum
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and he needs a head arky,
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so he's holding
a big competition to find one.
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The whole thing
kicks off tonight.
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You. Should. Go.
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Huh, an intriguing proposition.
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Right? And you can bring me
as your assistant arky.
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Ha! No dice.
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Rip Digman rolls solo.
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But the arky union says
you have to have an assistant.
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Ugh. Stupid union coming up with
stupid rules so I don't die.
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But I'm still
not going to hire you.
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We don't even know each other.
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I mean, I don't even know...
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♪ If you like jazz ♪
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I really don't.
But I've wanted to be
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- an arky all my life.
- Okay.
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- I'm an amateur inventor.
- Okay.
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- I love Latin.
- Go on.
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Or should I say
"Amo linguam Latinam"?
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Oh, yeah, I don't get it.
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Oh, and my parents disowned me
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because they hate archaeology.
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♪ A de facto orphan. ♪
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You spin a good yarn, kid,
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but I'm still not sure
we connect on a cosmic level,
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at the base of the neural queue.
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Avatar ref.
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The event starts in 15 minutes
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and you have to have
an assistant.
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You're hired.
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Whoa. Every arky
in the world is here.
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Felix Cadbury, Kate Kwan,
Indiana Jones.
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And Zane Troy.
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Wow.
Ugh.
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- Come on.
- Sorry. I know he betrayed you,
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but he's like the most
famous person on Earth.
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Oh, fuck, don't look.
Don't look.
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Rip Digman.
I guess the rumors were true.
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You have gotten fatter.
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What are you doing here, Zane?
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The Met not paying you enough?
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I'm a businessman, Rip.
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I have to keep my options open.
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Besides, loyalty's overrated.
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Well, yeah, I agree with that.
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Wait, that was a reference
to how you betrayed me.
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Saltine, punch this guy
in the nuts. -What?
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Forget it.
You blinked. It's over.
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- Sorry.
- You know, Rippy,
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we always did do
great work together.
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If you'd be interested
in becoming partners
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with a 50-50 split,
give me a call.
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Wait, really?
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Oh, son of a bitch!
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I'll just put it
in this pocket, though.
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No, don't keep it, Rip.
It's an insult.
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You must be new.
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Rip can't throw anything away.
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He's less of an arky
and more of a hoarder.
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That's never been diagnosed!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
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Quail Eegan!
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Showmanship.
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Now, as you all know,
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I'm the best at everything.
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I've created
the best electric car,
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the best rockets, and the
best hologram of myself.
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But now I have
my sights set even higher.
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The Eegan.
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Upon completion, it will be
the largest museum in the world.
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The only thing missing is...
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A Froyo machine.
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...a collection.
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And that's
where all you come in.
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I'm holding a contest.
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Can anyone tell me what this is?
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Ha! Too easy.
That's Hammurabi's hat.
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Rip Digman.
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What a blast from the past.
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Oh, the pleasure
is mine.
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Nothing personal. I swear.
this one is the real me.
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You won't be rid
of me that easily.
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But you're right, Rip.
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4,000 years ago, Hammurabi
conquered Mesopotamia.
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All while wearing this hat.
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But it has never been found.
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And I want it as the centerpiece
for my new museum.
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Whoever brings it to me
will be named head arky.
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A position that comes
with a generous salary
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and hella bennies.
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Now, let the competition begin!
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And begin it shall.
257
00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,853
Put 'er there.
258
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,454
Full disclosure:
I am in Iceland.
259
00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:42,890
And you're clear.
260
00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,825
Wow. They couldn't tell
you were a hologram?
261
00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,595
Yes, and neither could you.
262
00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:48,896
Well, time for bed.
263
00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,666
Move to your left, Shelly.
264
00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:01,074
Aah! My ears are bleeding!
265
00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,610
Our top story tonight:
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Arkies across the globe
267
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,180
are competing to head up
Quail Eegan's new museum.
268
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,249
Zane Troy is the odds-on
favorite to win the job,
269
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,685
while Rip Digman is the
favorite to accidentally
270
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,621
stumble off a cliff
and die a horrific death.
271
00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,823
Here's a sneak peek at
his "in memoriam" segment.
272
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,095
Ugh, what the hell
is that music?
273
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,631
Don't let them play
that when I die.
274
00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,965
This is so exciting.
275
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,634
I can't believe
I'm an assistant arky.
276
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:29,102
Let's be clear. You're
my temporary assistant.
277
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,638
If I get back in the game,
I'll have my pick
278
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,772
of the top assistants
in the biz.
279
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,540
What is that thing?
280
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,943
Saltine, meet Fleety,
my fast loris.
281
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,145
I've heard of a slow loris
but never a fast one.
282
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,680
What's the difference?
283
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,281
A raging addiction
to methamphetamines. -
284
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,250
So, Saltine, you ever
heard of Wendell Banks?
285
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,985
He's that arky who went
missing a couple years ago.
286
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,088
Precisely. Wendell was
one of my many male mentors.
287
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,824
And what nobody knows but yo soy
is that he actually went missing
288
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,726
while hunting
for Hammurabi's hat.
289
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,327
Wendell was a bit
of a warrior poet,
290
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,930
always leaving cryptic hints
as to where he was going.
291
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,199
In fact, this is the last
voice mail he left me.
292
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,334
My dear Rip,
I'm off to find Hammurabi's hat
293
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,703
in a land where the sky
is as blue as...
294
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,673
I can't make out
what he was saying.
295
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,708
His hint was covered
by the incessant squawking
296
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,209
- of a meridian warbler.
- You're right, Rip.
297
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,844
That squawking
was a meridian warbler.
298
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,880
But the balking
was an Ecuadorian sea hawk.
299
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,447
My God. You're also right.
300
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,650
The other bird call was
fucking tucked under there.
301
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,018
And there's only one
place in the world
302
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,787
where their migratory
patterns overlap.
303
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,990
Looks like we're
headed... to Indonesia.
304
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,159
Yeah, he was here,
but he didn't find any hat.
305
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,128
He did steal some
ornamental robes, though.
306
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,596
Classic arky move.
307
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:30,998
Never leave a place
empty-handed.
308
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,666
Did he say where he was going?
309
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,968
Yeah, a place where
"water falls from on high,
310
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,937
like tears from
the angel of sadness."
311
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,439
Looks like we're heading...
to Venezuela.
312
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,175
He was here,
but he didn't find a hat.
313
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,377
Stole a bunch of
secret ceramics, though.
314
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,046
That's Wendell for you. So cool.
315
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,681
Did he say where he was going?
316
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,482
Something about
"where haggling means hello
317
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,685
and Mehmet's merchants mingle"?
318
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,321
Looks like we're heading...
to Istanbul.
319
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,623
Yep, he was here
320
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,291
and swiped our
Byzantine sarcophagus.
321
00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,426
Ha! I love that.
322
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,794
Rip, that's not good behavior.
323
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,162
He said he was hungry,
324
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,064
and I told him there's
a Hardee's nearby.
325
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,633
Looks like we're
heading... to Hardee's.
326
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,035
- ♪ ♪
- Yeah, he was here.
327
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,770
Asked for a water cup,
then filled it with soda.
328
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,838
Did he say where he was going?
329
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,105
No, he didn't say the name.
330
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,007
Damn. After all that,
a dead end.
331
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,076
But he did say the latitude
was 22 degrees,
332
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,544
46 minutes, 54.8 seconds south.
333
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,612
And the longitude
was 81 degrees, 45 minutes,
334
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,981
43.2 seconds east.
Does that help?
335
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,783
No, that doesn't.
Oh, no, wait, it does!
336
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,086
Rip, I'd like to show you
337
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,755
the first of what I like to call
338
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,757
Saltine's Cool Inventions.
339
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,458
Wow. Great name.
340
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,527
Voilà. It's a mirror that,
when a cat looks into it,
341
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,096
it reflects the image of a lion.
342
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,898
I based it on a poster I had
in my bedroom growing up
343
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,199
that had the caption,
344
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,901
"What matters most
is how you see yourself."
345
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,369
So it reads your brainwaves
346
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,137
and shows you a reflection
of your inner self?
347
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,939
Not at all. It can
just tell when a cat
348
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,341
is looking at it and then
it reflects the image of a lion.
349
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,377
Good night, Saltine.
350
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,779
Ah! No!
351
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,917
Have fun. I'll be
here with the plane.
352
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,853
These mountain walls
must block all radio waves
353
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,189
and satellite signals.
We're in a true dead zone.
354
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,324
So they've never heard Stern?
355
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,595
And now we see how
Wendell Banks met his fate.
356
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,797
Looks like a tiger got him.
357
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,198
He must have been cornered.
358
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,699
There's no way out of here.
It's a dead end.
359
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,001
There's always a way,
360
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,169
even if you have
to make it yourself.
361
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,038
- And here it is.
- Oh, God.
362
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,139
It's filled with snakes.
363
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,808
Let me guess. You hate snakes?
364
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,342
- Nope, I love them.
- Oh.
365
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,277
Yep, I love them,
and I always have,
366
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,113
because I'm my own
unique character.
367
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,048
- Okay.
- I'm not based on anyone else.
368
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,950
- Didn't think you were.
- And since I am legally
369
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,518
my own person who is
not afraid of snakes,
370
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:35,488
I'll just reach into this alcove
and move some of them aside.
371
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,925
Yep. Pardon me, nice snakes.
Hi there.
372
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,827
And pull the lever.
373
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,996
Now you're on the trolley.
374
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,137
My God.
375
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,239
An untouched civilization.
376
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,673
These Neanderthals could be
377
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,308
a whole tribe of missing links.
378
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,309
And look.
379
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,178
I spy with my little arky eye
380
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,147
Hammurabi's hat.
That's it.
381
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,681
Let's wait for them
to fall asleep,
382
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:02,715
then we can sneak in...
383
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,617
And there he goes.
384
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,556
They somehow noticed me. Run!
385
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,159
Well, we're fucking dead.
386
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,727
Rip, look. They're
all staring at the hat.
387
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,096
- Oh.
- Put it on.
388
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,165
That's interesting.
389
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,567
Huh?
Huh.
390
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,703
It almost seems
like they won't attack
391
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,338
when I'm wearing the hat.
392
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,974
Yeah, when you're wearing it,
they clearly worship you.
393
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,976
- Now let's get out of here.
- Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
394
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,144
They worship me?
395
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,445
Yes. Now let's go.
396
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,382
Actually, I want
to hang here a while
397
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,584
- and-and see how this plays out.
- What?
398
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,919
Rise, my people,
399
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,688
and gaze upon
your glorious leader.
400
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,457
Oh, shit, man.
401
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,697
Saltine, check it.
This cat knows English.
402
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:51,999
- Sup?
- His name is Kurt.
403
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,333
Rip, this is crazy.
404
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,801
Let's just take
the hat back to Eegan.
405
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,669
Wh-What's your hurry?
We've got it made here.
406
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,606
Around-the-clock adulation,
free refills on coconut water.
407
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,909
Plus, they're grinding
up this emerald forest shit,
408
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,077
and it packs quite a wallop.
409
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,612
Wa-ha!
410
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,347
Okay, I get it.
You're feeling good.
411
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,681
But we'll leave soon, right?
412
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,018
Sure. Or, hear me out,
we never leave.
413
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,353
Hear me out. We live here
for the rest of our lives.
414
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,222
Hear me out. We get more
of this green stuff.
415
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,924
Hear me out. We snort it all.
416
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,092
Hear me out. And then we die!
417
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,727
Goodbye, Rip.
418
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,430
Okay, but you're gonna miss
my new leader ceremony.
419
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:27,067
Kurt says it'll be the
biggest party in many moons.
420
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,973
Hey, Saltine, where's Rip?
421
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,774
- Oh, my God! He's dead?!
- What?
422
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,109
No, he's just not coming.
423
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,310
I'm sorry. That was confusing.
424
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,280
Oh, thank God.
I thought we'd lost him.
425
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,382
You can't do stuff like that!
426
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,217
So, this is where we perform
427
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,718
- the new leader ceremony.
- Great.
428
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,087
And what are my duties?
429
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,388
You have sex with
everyone in the village.
430
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,057
Say that again,
431
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,491
Kurt the talking Neanderthal.
432
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,026
Sorry, sometimes
my diction is a little off.
433
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,096
I said, you have sex
with everyone in the village,
434
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,231
- and if you don't, we kill you.
- Huh.
435
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,967
Let me just take a look here.
436
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,635
Holy hell.
437
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,038
Uh, not to give you
the wind, Kurt, old pal,
438
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,407
but this is giving me
a real case of the zorros.
439
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,976
I mean, not to sound
pigeon-livered,
440
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,710
but the bank is closed,
if you take my meaning.
441
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:11,711
Sorry.
442
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,980
I turn into a real church bell
443
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,214
when I've got the zorros.
444
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,248
I'm sure you're like,
"Who is this
445
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,283
canceled stamp?" Am I right?
446
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,752
Okay, I think I know
447
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,421
how to convince Rip
to come back with us.
448
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,491
Saltine, stop.
We can't make him leave.
449
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,259
But what about
the arky competition?
450
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,996
The arky world treated
Rip like dog shit.
451
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,197
They stomped on him,
452
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,065
then they chewed him up,
and spit him out.
453
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,866
Just like you do with dog shit.
454
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,868
So if he's found a place
where he feels happy
455
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,738
and respected, who are we
to ask him to give that up?
456
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,741
That's a good point. I just hope
he's, to quote Pharrell...
457
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,576
happy.
458
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,213
Fleety? Where's Rip?
459
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,481
Oh, my God, he's dead?!
460
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,649
Come on!
461
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,584
You guys got to stop doing that!
462
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,453
Rip, are you in here? Rip?
463
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,289
Oh, yeah. Fill me up, stud.
464
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,724
Crush me out, stallion.
465
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:58,725
Oh, my God.
466
00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,859
- Saltine!
- Aah!
467
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,061
You got to get
me the fuck out of here.
468
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,562
Rip? But I thought you were...
469
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,031
Getting my backyard churned
into a DQ Blizzard?
470
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,465
Luckily, they're so dumb,
I've been tricking them
471
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,666
with a sex doll
I made out of straw.
472
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,137
So, uh, you're
rescuing me or what?
473
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:14,041
Heck, yeah, I am. It's time
for Saltine's Cool Inventions.
474
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,475
Oh, damn it. Not the cat mirror.
475
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,809
I made a few modifications.
476
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,911
Now, it doesn't
just reflect, it also
477
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,380
projects holograms.
478
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,681
Check it.
479
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,788
- It's working.
- I know.
480
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,957
RIP [over recording]:
Ooh, that hit the back wall.
481
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,065
Roar! Roar!
482
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,199
This way!
483
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,068
It works. Okay, I got to ask.
484
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,770
Where did Fleety find a kitten
in the middle of the jungle?
485
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,905
Oh, I see. It's a tiger cub.
486
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,708
And now its mama's pissed.
Fleety, you suck.
487
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,910
Uh, that's not good.
488
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,880
Uh... Okay.
489
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,315
That's normal.
490
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,084
Said no one ever.
491
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,087
Let's move!
492
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,828
Keep running!
493
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,198
Ah!
494
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,274
Huh.
495
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,875
Well, that's odd.
496
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,010
Yeah...
497
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,912
Got to say, though...
498
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,180
I don't hate it.
499
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,948
Swooper! Fire up the plane!
500
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,918
Sorry, boss,
I couldn't stop him.
501
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,621
I'll be taking that hat, Rip.
502
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,190
You'll have to suck
my dick first.
503
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,392
- No, I think I'll just take it.
- Right, well,
504
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,760
I guess I can see
your point also.
505
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,962
Got to hand it
to him, he's good.
506
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,167
- How did you even find us, Zane?
- The business card I gave you.
507
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,001
The one that said "fuck you"
on it and you kept it anyway
508
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,171
because you're a hoarder,
it was a homing device.
509
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,639
Oh, the fucking card?
510
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,006
Unbelievable, man.
511
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,642
I'll just put it
in this pocket, though.
512
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,210
Oh, I knew Wendell Banks disappeared
513
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,945
searching for that hat,
so I figured I'd be like you
514
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,980
and follow the trail
of my male mentor.
515
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,916
Wow, Zane, you are
a world-class bum nickel.
516
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,518
Rippy, that really
hurt my feelings.
517
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,553
- It did?
- No!
518
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,054
I was being sarcastic.
519
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,423
Your dry British wit
makes it impossible to tell.
520
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,458
Now, the hat.
521
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,160
Okay, fine. You win, Zane.
522
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,196
No. Zane Troy, if you want
to take that hat from Rip,
523
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,864
you're going to have
to go through
524
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,999
his temporary assist...
525
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,368
Saltine!
526
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,969
Corpus floraria.
Ring a bell, Rip?
527
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,872
Anyhoo, antidote's on the beach
two klicks thataway.
528
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:29,442
I'm headed thisaway.
You get it. Ta-ta.
529
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,777
Don't worry about me, Rip.
530
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,512
- Get the hat back.
- No, boss!
531
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,746
We got to get her
to the hospital.
532
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,182
The dart is my fault.
533
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,416
Should've seen it coming.
534
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,717
Saltine, no, hang on.
535
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,051
Oh, God. It's happening again.
536
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,887
Would going after
the hat be repeating
537
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,822
the mistakes of my past?
Am I being given an opportunity
538
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,891
to make a better choice?
Or to make the same choice
539
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,759
as before but in hopes
of a better outcome?
540
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,428
Either way, will I live
to regret my decision,
541
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,997
or will I revel in the glory
of a choice well made?
542
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,565
And is this an act of free will,
543
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,201
or am I fate's unwitting pawn?
544
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,102
If I seize the hat and return
to glory at the cost
545
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,638
of Saltine's young life, will
I be able to live with myself,
546
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,973
or if I save her life
but return to obscurity,
547
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,909
will I forever be filled
with resentment?
548
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,111
I don't know what to
fucking do, God.
549
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:08,548
This! Is! Hard!
550
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:13,720
And so I'd like to
introduce my new head arky,
551
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,290
the man who brought me
Hammurabi's hat...
552
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,325
Zane Troy.
553
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,594
Thank you. I just want
to say I would never
554
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,096
have found the hat without
my old friend Rip Digman.
555
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,665
Well, that sucks.
556
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,799
Thanks for saving my life, Rip.
557
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,501
Of course, Saltine.
558
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,238
There was never a question
of what I would do. -What?
559
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,439
I want to say I'm sorry.
560
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,540
I dragged you into all of this,
561
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,007
and it amounted to nothing.
562
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,543
I hope your next assistant
will make you proud.
563
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,411
She already has.
564
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,147
Surprise! I'm hiring you
as my permanent assistant.
565
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,683
Seriously? But we lost
the hat because of me.
566
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,418
We lost the hat because of Zane.
567
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,955
But you, you helped me get back
on the proverbial arky horse.
568
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,357
I know your family
doesn't approve
569
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,691
of your lifestyle, Saltine,
570
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,959
but they can go to hell
571
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,428
and burn there
for a thousand years
572
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,399
as we laugh at them and spray
our hot, frothy oat piss
573
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,067
all over their charred corpses
574
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:04,871
with the force of a thousand
beer-bloated stallions.
575
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,074
That was a really nice speech.
576
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,109
Thanks. I wrote it on
this piece of toilet paper
577
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,444
while you were unconscious.
578
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,446
Swooper even took
an uncredited pass.
579
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,981
Happy to help.
580
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,285
So, what's next for us, boss?
581
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,986
I'll be in touch.
582
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,832
I trust this will
be to your liking.
583
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,803
Rip, I'm so glad you're back.
584
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,438
The phone's been
ringing off the hook.
585
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,639
With job offers?
586
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,140
No, there's
a problem with the phone.
587
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,642
It keeps ringing off the hook.
588
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,776
I called the phone company
589
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,177
and they're gonna
fix it tomorrow.
590
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,213
- See?
- Oh, yeah, look at that.
591
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:48,648
- That's freaky.
- Also...
592
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,750
you're getting a bunch
of emails with job offers.
593
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,784
Really?
594
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,453
I guess some smaller museums
595
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,222
saw Zane say nice things about
you in his press conference.
596
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,525
Because his dry British wit
makes it impossible to tell
597
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,992
when he's being sarcastic.
598
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,694
Good God, Agatha.
Do you know what this means?
599
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,230
Rip Digman is back!
600
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,336
Hey, Swooper. I'm heading
into my secret chamber.
601
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,603
Have a nice shit.
602
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,516
Hey, babe.
603
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,353
Things are finally looking up.
604
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,422
Soon I'm going to find
the Grail and bring you back.
605
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,590
But in the meantime,
606
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,359
don't you worry
about me being faithful.
607
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,794
Because the only dating
I'm interested in...
608
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,162
is carbon dating.
609
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,186
Chirp.
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