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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,588 I know who you are. 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:05,798 You only just met me. 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:07,382 I know you're a snake And a con artist. 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,676 I know you've Slept your way 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,135 Through the Female student body 6 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,428 And half the faculty. 7 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,054 The kind of boy Who'll break your heart 8 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,974 And then start in On your sister 9 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:18,978 Ahh. 10 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,980 You must be confused. Understandable. 11 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,481 It's a common affliction Among blondes. 12 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,692 Ugh. Truth is, 13 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:25,776 I'm none of those things. 14 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,569 Oh, yeah? 15 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,363 Then who are you? 16 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,533 I'm just the boy that's Gonna tear your soul apart. 17 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:38,205 This is ridiculous. I can't do this. 18 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:41,041 Ah, cut. I guess. 19 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,293 Amateurs. I'm surrounded by amateurs. 20 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,128 Will you just Run with me here For a second. 21 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,839 If I were a girl Trying to seduce a boy-- 22 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,174 And trust me, ok, I've been that girl Many times-- 23 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,134 I would never Let him know How much I want him. 24 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,302 Never. Ever. I mean, 25 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,221 That's the moment When they lose interest. 26 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,264 Sorry, it's just-- It's feeble writing. 27 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:59,184 Hey, hey. I'm right here. 28 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,645 We should've made An animated movie. 29 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,813 Woulda-coulda-shoulda. 30 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:03,939 Hmm. 31 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:06,984 All right. 32 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,903 Audrey... 33 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,781 You gotta penetrate The subtext, ok? 34 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,700 Remember, she knows That he knows that she knows 35 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,826 What kind of man he is. 36 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,202 So if he knows That she knows 37 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,620 And she knows That he knows... 38 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,039 See what I'm getting at? 39 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,957 Yeah. All right. Great. 40 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,250 All right. Let's shoot the scene 41 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,460 Before we get old And die in our sleep. 42 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,924 Ok. Back to one, people. 43 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,720 Oh, I'm sorry. 44 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,305 Ah, pace, if you don't Swing the microphone, 45 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,641 You run less of a risk Of dipping into my shot, 46 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:42,728 Which, I think, would Detract from the overall Reality of the picture. 47 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,939 Gotcha. It'll be Perfect this time. 48 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:47,315 All right. Picture's up. 49 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,452 Ok. We are rolling. 50 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,787 Marker. 51 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:03,122 27 apple, take 3. 52 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,421 And... 53 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,464 Action. 54 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:58,762 Remember, There is no distinction 55 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,056 Between writing a story And living your life. 56 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,600 The same elements that make A moment in your life 57 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,478 Ignite, explode, move-- These same things 58 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,982 Make a scene In your writing have life. 59 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,191 When a writer has Evolved in their work, 60 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:13,986 They've evolved As an individual. 61 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,194 When the work is intense, 62 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:17,572 It is because Their life is intense. 63 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:18,907 So the real question is, 64 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,200 "What makes life intense?" 65 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,453 Conflict. What is conflict? 66 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,539 The essential conflict At the core of the artist? 67 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,582 Uh, think of the movies You've seen, 68 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,376 Songs you've heard, Books you've read. 69 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,545 "To be or not to be." Bingo. 70 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,587 In other words, 71 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,089 Your desires Versus your ideals. 72 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,675 Your head, or your heart. 73 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,177 Can somebody Give me an example, 74 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,012 Using their own life, Of a conflict between 75 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:42,014 Their desires And their ideals? 76 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,683 I have an example. 77 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,770 Out with it then. 78 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,773 Well, it's um... 79 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:52,941 It's about a guy. 80 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,860 Ah, of course. Isn't it always? 81 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,074 Oh, that's too bad. 82 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,742 I was curious where Your story was going. 83 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,619 You'll have to share With us next week. 84 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:07,247 "Same bat time. Same bat channel." 85 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,965 We need to talk. 86 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,008 We do? 87 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,467 Yes. That was Uncomfortable. 88 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,761 No, that was Creative writing. 89 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,012 "Uncomfortable" 90 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,471 Is taught down the Hall on the left. 91 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,265 There should be A word for people 92 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,850 Who use sarcasm As a defense mechanism. 93 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,685 There is. Sarcastic. 94 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,104 I'm serious. 95 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,312 Are you ok? 96 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:33,565 I'm fine. I... 97 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,776 I mean, I'd be lying If I said I wasn't 98 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,652 A little weirded out By recent events. 99 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,572 I'm sorry, joey. I'm a creep. I... 100 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,699 I've robbed you of your Innocence, haven't I? 101 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,952 No, you're not a creep. 102 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,453 And don't say you're sorry, 103 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,454 It makes me feel-- 104 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,997 Cheap? 105 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:49,998 No. 106 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,166 Dirty? No. 107 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,584 Ok, I'm gonna Stop talking, 108 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,710 Because, obviously, 109 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,587 There are some things You wanna say to me. 110 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:58,173 Many things. Ok... 111 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,092 I can't promise I'll Have all the answers. 112 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,301 In fact, I can't promise I'll have any answers, 113 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:04,138 But I'm willing To give it a shot. 114 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:07,641 Thank you. 115 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,268 Whenever you're ready. 116 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,441 You know, it's kind of A lotta pressure, 117 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,776 And I seem to be Freezing up, 118 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:18,860 So can I do this Another time? 119 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,361 Absolutely. 120 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,996 You slept here again Last night, didn't you? 121 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,164 Doesn't that, like, 122 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,540 Violate some Sort of health code? 123 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,542 Good morning, audrey. 124 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,295 I can only assume, Since it's your day off, 125 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:37,838 That you came here For a little bit 126 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,422 Of playful banter And the opportunity 127 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,966 To critique My personal hygiene. 128 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,259 Which is sweet of you, 129 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,760 But you should Have called first. 130 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,803 Can I have That omelette? 131 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:45,971 No. 132 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,514 We had plans, you know. 133 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,473 You said you'd help me. 134 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,391 Uh, right. Refresh my memory, 135 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,186 That was the breast Exam, right? 136 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,395 No. Learning my lines For dawson's movie. 137 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,064 We talked about this Last night, remember? 138 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,524 Only vaguely. 139 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,318 And to tell you the God's honest, audrey, 140 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:02,821 Now is really not The best time for me. 141 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,864 Good morning. 142 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,658 What's For breakfast? 143 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,994 Audrey, I would like To introduce you 144 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,829 To my good friend gina. 145 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,664 Excuse me? 146 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:13,665 What? 147 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,583 What's my name? 148 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:16,918 [cough]-ina. 149 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,628 My name is rina. 150 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,755 R-I-n-a. 151 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,049 Which is what I said, rina. 152 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,467 Didn't I say "Rina", audrey? You said "Gina." 153 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,638 Thank you. 154 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,016 Oh, come on, sweetheart, Don't leave angry. 155 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,559 Or at least Don't drive angry. 156 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,393 Have a nice life, Stacey! 157 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,940 On second thought, 158 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,775 The omelette's yours. 159 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,158 Jack. 160 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,408 Morning. 161 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,621 Ahem. How's it going, bro? 162 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,582 We're hearing There's a kegger 163 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,084 At the kappa mu pi sorority. 164 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,168 So those of you interested 165 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,669 In getting some Nooky this evening, 166 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,589 We should meet back here At, let's say... 11:00? 167 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,882 Break. 168 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,975 You ok? 169 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,685 Yeah. I'm good. 170 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,396 They're trying To make it up to you. 171 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:19,981 Smooth things over. I know. I know. 172 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,275 You just gotta Let 'em back in. 173 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,442 Sounds good in theory, 174 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,111 But it's hard To forget that night. 175 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,237 You guys Totally bailed on me. 176 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,696 You stepped Over the line 177 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,698 In a big way that night, jack. I know. I just... 178 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,575 I feel like that moment That I could have 179 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,870 Gracefully apologized Has kinda passed me by. 180 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,205 Every time I'm around these guys 181 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,581 I feel like an idiot. 182 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,333 Well, stop stressing. You are an idiot. 183 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,376 Hmm? 184 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,172 I know you're a snake And a con artist. 185 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,340 I know you've slept your way 186 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,591 Through the Female student body 187 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:47,926 And almost Half the faculty. 188 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,594 The kind of boy Who'll break your heart 189 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,972 And then start in On your sister. 190 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,348 Good morning, sunshine. 191 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,642 It's overcast And grey. 192 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,018 ♪ hmm hmm hmm ♪ 193 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,853 There, that's the spirit. 194 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,356 A week ago, I saw it very clearly. 195 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,899 Now I look at it, And all I see 196 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,777 Are these huge, Nightmarish obstacles. 197 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,612 It's like, The movie's disappeared, 198 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,990 Just gotten lost Somewhere along the way. I don't know. 199 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,326 Or, maybe I have. 200 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,744 It can't be that bad, Can it? 201 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,913 Not that bad? 202 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,582 Ok, the ending doesn't work, 203 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,460 But we have less Than 12 hours to rewrite it 204 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:23,170 Because the lights They were gonna use 205 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,463 For that particular sequence 206 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,089 We only have rented Until tomorrow morning. 207 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,716 But the real punch line is, 208 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,052 All of this pales In comparison 209 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:31,970 To the real problem. 210 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,305 Ok. What's The real problem? 211 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,681 The real problem Is that oliver 212 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,266 Is without a doubt, 213 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:39,936 The most pathetic excuse For a thespian that's ever been. 214 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,485 Ow! 215 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:49,696 Jack and grams have More sexual chemistry Than these two. 216 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,739 Hello, people. 217 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,661 What? What did I miss? 218 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,413 Have a seat, Skipper. 219 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,883 It's time for us To think about 220 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,092 What's best for the movie. 221 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,344 I don't follow. 222 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,221 Having watched Some of the footage, 223 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,890 It's occurred to me... 224 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,226 It's possible you're not The right actor 225 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,020 For this particular role. 226 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,522 Hmm. 227 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,442 Well, I'm thinking You're wrong. 228 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,611 But on the other hand, 229 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,155 You are the director, 230 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,656 And if this behemoth 231 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,242 Has a prayer Of getting done, 232 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,203 It's gonna be because The final decision On everything, 233 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,455 Including the casting, 234 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,581 Came from you. 235 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,042 Really? You're ok with this? 236 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:44,959 On the flipside, 237 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,378 We have to recast The part today 238 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,547 If we're gonna shoot The finale tonight. 239 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,258 Where are we gonna Find an actor who Fits the bill, you know? 240 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,551 Somebody's who's... 241 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:57,222 Sexy, charismatic And attractive. 242 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,390 And not burdened With a soul. 243 00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,933 Exactly. 244 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,935 Where we gonna find A guy like that In 6 hours? 245 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,439 I used to date him. 246 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,069 That's not a bad idea. 247 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,238 Oh, yes it is. 248 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,240 It's a terrible idea. 249 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,452 And you would never Make me do that, 250 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,328 Would you, dawson? 251 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,629 Jen lindley. How ya been? 252 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,840 Busy. 253 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,634 Just trying To wrap my head around 254 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,719 This whole "Lemon diet coke" Phenomenon. 255 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,972 I knew it. I knew you could Never live without me. 256 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,515 Hmm. 257 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,183 Oh, on the contrary, 258 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,935 I actually plan to spend The rest of my life 259 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,187 Living without you, Charlie, but... 260 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,440 I need a favor. 261 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,609 A favor? 262 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,987 Now why on earth Would I do you a favor? 263 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,406 You get to make out With a really hot girl. 264 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,658 Ok. Step into my office 265 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,587 The guy is unbelievable. 266 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,298 I know. He couldn't even Remember her first name. 267 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,509 Not her last name-- her last Name I might understand. 268 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,051 I've slept with guys Whose last names 269 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,262 Have escaped me the morning After, but her first name? 270 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,764 Who? What? Wait... 271 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,016 Who are you talking about? 272 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,392 Wilder. 273 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,603 Right. Wilder. Unbelievable. 274 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,686 So I'm standing there, 275 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,648 Ready to say Everything I never said, 276 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:30,731 And then he pulls this 277 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,275 Jedi-mind-trick, And suddenly, 278 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,527 I can't even Remember who I am. 279 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,819 You're joey potter. 280 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,946 I refuse to become Another one of his groupies. 281 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,324 Completely infatuated, reduced To a babbling idiot 282 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,450 At the mention Of his name. 283 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,993 May I, um... 284 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,744 Be brutally honest? 285 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,830 Like you've ever been Anything but? 286 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,999 You are completely Infatuated with him, 287 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,210 And you have been reduced To a babbling idiot 288 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,586 At the mere mention Of his name. 289 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,296 But I'm not so sure That's a bad thing. 290 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:56,633 How could it not be A bad thing, audrey? 291 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,219 Once upon a time, I had this... 292 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,761 Amazing mentor. 293 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,014 Someone who believed In me and respected me 294 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,891 And we were friends. Good friends. 295 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,976 And whenever you would allude To some affair 296 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,270 Between teacher and student, I would just dismiss it. 297 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,980 Well, the lady doth Protest too much. 298 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,232 I have To drop his class. 299 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,150 I mean, should I drop His class? I don't know. 300 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,485 Are you asking For my advice, 301 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,570 Or are you Having a soliloquy? 302 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,612 What's the alternative? 303 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:18,821 I spend The rest of the year 304 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,574 Angsting over some guy I can't be with? 305 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,283 I've been there. It's excruciating. 306 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,453 Bunny... Breathe. 307 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,330 Ask yourself something, 308 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,747 When was the last time 309 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,459 You felt as completely And totally alive 310 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,336 As you do right now? 311 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,094 Who were You talking about? 312 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,684 Yo. 313 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,851 Hey. Thought you were going 314 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,687 With the other guys To the athletic center? 315 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,146 Pick up on The gymnastics team? 316 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,399 You know, teenage girls Slamming their pelvises 317 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,192 Into the uneven bars At 80-miles-an-hour. 318 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,860 I think that'd be Right up your alley. 319 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,237 No, I had work to do, 320 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,322 So I figured I'd get started With putting it off. 321 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,823 Yeah. 322 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,451 Procrastination... 323 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,829 It's the only skill We ever learn in college. 324 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,625 Ain't it a little early In the day to start Knocking 'em back? 325 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,334 Only if you're Doing it alone. 326 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,920 Besides, you and I have Some unfinished business. 327 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,004 Oh, do we? 328 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,172 Yes, we do. 329 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,299 Madden 2002. 330 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,841 Ohhhh. 331 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,552 Yeah, your patriots Kicked my bears 332 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,471 Into a different time zone Last time they met, 333 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,139 And I think we're ready For some revenge. 334 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,682 Get set For some disappointment, 335 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,392 Because we're gonna Kick your ass more. 336 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,394 No, no. I don't think so, 337 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,357 "You're falling In love with me." 338 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,693 "I can't say you're Lacking for confidence." 339 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,528 "That's not true." 340 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,614 Blah, blah, blah. 341 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,617 "Doesn't change the fact That you're falling In love with me." 342 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,285 "Now how can you be so sure? 343 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,370 "I mean, how do you know I'm not gonna just use you up 344 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,122 "And throw you out. 345 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,082 That's what I've always done." 346 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,833 "You can sleep with..." 347 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,461 Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah-- 348 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,338 "Not even you." 349 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,132 "I didn't know. 350 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,385 I've never wanted anything Like this before." 351 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,512 Uh... 352 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,139 "Neither have I." 353 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,057 A world of pain. 354 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,559 Charlie, One step closer, 355 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,478 And you're entering A world of pain. 356 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,146 You know, dawson, buddy, 357 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,231 It's difficult to really Become the character 358 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,192 When she is not giving me Anything to work with. 359 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,320 It's called Using your imagination. 360 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,280 Ok. You know, I've seen enough. 361 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,490 So, ah, jen... 362 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,283 Thank you, sweetheart. 363 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,788 Um, charlie, Would you mind just... 364 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,247 Stepping in the other Room for a second. 365 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,750 Yeah. 366 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,337 So is this gonna be Awkward for you, 367 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,840 Your girlfriend's ex Starring in our flick? 368 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,675 I'm running out Of options here. 369 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,718 I gotta say... 370 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,927 He's pretty decent. 371 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,638 I mean... 372 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,515 If you're going For the brutally handsome, 373 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,141 Rippling abs, Tony scott-version of me, 374 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,727 He's as good As we're gonna get, right? 375 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,935 Right. Yeah. 376 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,854 Ok, so we use him. 377 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,230 Yes. Problem solved. 378 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,065 Now all I have To do is overhaul The ending 379 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,441 And we might Get this done. 380 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,818 Heavens to betsy. 381 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,986 First, you take away My starring role, 382 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,613 And now you want To rewrite my ending? 383 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,906 It doesn't make sense. 384 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,658 Actually, It's friggin' brilliant. 385 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,160 First, she breaks up with him, Breaks his heart, 386 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,246 Then he blow her away With a .22. 387 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,539 Poetic justice. 388 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,875 I used to think it was great. It was perfect. But... 389 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,960 Having seen the footage-- Yada, yada, yada. 390 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,128 So... 391 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,005 Did I get the part, or what? 392 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,131 Well, that depends. 393 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,800 Can you learn your lines In 3 hours? 394 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,427 Uh, better make that 2. 395 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,095 Hmm. 396 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,556 All right. 397 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,058 All my dudes, They go to these parties Every night 398 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,728 Looking for their Next girlfriend. And for what? 399 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,104 Huh? So they Can have some chick 400 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,647 Who's gonna bitch at 'em In the morning? 401 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,691 Make them Watch notting hill Over and over? 402 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,359 No. Forget that. They can keep their keg. 403 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,153 I liked notting hill. 404 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,959 Dude. Yeah? 405 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,964 What was it like When you realized You were gay? 406 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,928 Well, it wasn't Like that, you know? 407 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,430 It wasn't like I woke up one morning 408 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,057 From a especially nasty dream About robert downey jr. 409 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,685 And I said to myself, "Hey, I must be gay." 410 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,063 Well, What was it like? 411 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,567 Well, you know... 412 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,486 So many people just... 413 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,070 They spend so much Of their lives 414 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,115 Just locked up in this cage Inside themselves. 415 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,827 And they never even know 416 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,745 That they have The key all along. 417 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,416 That's how it was for me. 418 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,669 I can't tell you when I first realized it, you know. 419 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,378 I don't know. At some level, 420 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,130 I think I've always known it. 421 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,131 Probably just like 422 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,092 You've always known You're straight. 423 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,095 It wasn't about Realizing that I was gay, 424 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,974 It was about realizing That it was all right. 425 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,394 You're an Amazing guy, jack. 426 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,605 You know that? You really are. 427 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,791 You're the kind of guy That I wanna be. 428 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,428 Um... 429 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,263 Do you, uh... 430 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,598 Do you wanna Watch some more tv? 431 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,433 I, uh...I-I-I think 432 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,353 the world's most horrifying Bungee-accidents is on. 433 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,188 Um... 434 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,774 No, I have work to do. 435 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,026 Come on, man. You're not gonna-- 436 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,276 You're not gonna Do it now. 437 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,695 Yeah. I have to. Ok? 438 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,321 I'm--I'm--I'm gonna go. 439 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,199 Ok? 440 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,660 Yeah, I'll see ya. 441 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,015 Hey. 442 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,767 You selling Girl scout cookies? 443 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,268 Do you have any Of the coconut ones 444 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,396 With the chocolate And the caramel? I love those. 445 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,107 Actually, I figured out What I want to say. 446 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,109 Excellent. I'll alert the media. 447 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,113 Do you think It'd be possible 448 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,990 To lose the obnoxious glib For 5 seconds? 449 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:39,869 Yes. Yes, of course. It is possible. Sure. 450 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,037 I'm sorry. Go ahead. 451 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,080 Uh... 452 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,915 I want to say... 453 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,668 I'm sorry you kissed me. 454 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,503 Oh, my god, joey, 455 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,923 I can't even begin To apologize about that. 456 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,925 I'm not here For an apology. 457 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,134 I didn't want one That night, 458 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,510 I don't want one now. 459 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:03,810 Well...In a minute, I'm going to walk over there 460 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,895 To where you are and, um, 461 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,439 I'm gonna shake your hand In a very masculine way. 462 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,651 We're gonna have this Little silent understanding 463 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:16,155 And then I'm just gonna Turn around and walk away. 464 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,199 What about my class? 465 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,702 Uh, I don't think I can be a part of it, 466 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,038 Not now. 467 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,540 Well, No great loss there. 468 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,835 You know what? 469 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,878 Screw you. 470 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,421 Clever, joey. 471 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:36,342 No. What I meant Was you're gonna Do great... 472 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:40,013 With or without My workshop. 473 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,515 Oh. 474 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,811 That's what you meant. 475 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,147 Joey, you've got it. 476 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,815 The gift. The touch. 477 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,899 Whatever you want To call it. 478 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,026 I don't. You do. 479 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,485 It's a binary Distinction. 480 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:57,237 So all The washed up hacks 481 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,906 Turned english professors 482 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,992 Can wax poetic until The cows come home. 483 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,828 In the end... 484 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,372 Your talents And your instincts 485 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,207 Are the only things That really matter. 486 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,255 You know, You're really annoying. 487 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,340 'cause every time 488 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,969 I'm ready to do The smart, sensible thing, 489 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:25,141 You go and you Say something that makes me... 490 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,768 Makes you what? 491 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,604 Not want to go away. 492 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,656 Ok. So, Let's do it one More time, 493 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,950 But this time, I'm not Just gonna say the lines, 494 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,077 I'm really Gonna act them. 495 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,494 You warning me? 496 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,662 No. 497 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,246 I just want you To pay attention 498 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:49,874 So you can give me Some notes. 499 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,458 Ok. Well, I'm ready. 500 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,712 Just give me A minute, ok, Will ya? 501 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,630 Bring it! Bring it! Bring it on! 502 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,548 Bring it! 503 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,258 Whew. 504 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,270 You're not so tough, You know. 505 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,982 Uh, "Well, I picked The lock to get in here. 506 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,275 That's pretty tough." 507 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,988 You're falling in love With me. 508 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,365 "I can't say you're Lacking for confidence." 509 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:27,787 No. That's not true. 510 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,872 I am lacking. 511 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,833 I'm very insecure... 512 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,211 But that doesn't Change the fact 513 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,296 That you're Falling in love with me. 514 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,300 Uh... 515 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,593 "How can you be so sure? 516 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,553 "How do you know I'm not Just gonna use you up 517 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,512 "And throw you away? 518 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,181 It's what I've always done." 519 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:52,061 You can sleep With all the right girls 520 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,438 And take All the right drugs, 521 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,024 But in the end... 522 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,317 You'll still be alone. 523 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,322 It doesn't matter What anybody says, gage. 524 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,450 Nobody wants to be alone. Not even you. 525 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,916 Wait! Wait! 526 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,960 I'm not gonna do this! 527 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,461 Uh, well, no, Of course not. 528 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,005 Me, neither. 529 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,632 Because... 530 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,217 Because it would be wrong. 531 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,760 Well, It's obviously wrong. 532 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,886 That's why we stopped. 533 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:30,724 So... 534 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,728 Do you have Any notes? 535 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,827 Cut. Cut. Cut. 536 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,120 I'm sorry, ok? 537 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,288 It's just That my co-star 538 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,371 Charlie sheen Over here, 539 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:55,208 Is ramming His tongue Down my throat. 540 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,917 I feel like He's looking for My diaphragm. 541 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,627 Foiled again. 542 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,754 Ok, we're gonna Take it from, uh, 543 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,715 Just before The kiss. All right? 544 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,551 And, uh, pace? I see the boom Dip in and out of my frame, 545 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,220 I begin to forget Our friendship. 546 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,763 Ok. All right. Picture's up. 547 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,224 And marker. 548 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:14,268 14 baker, take 12. 549 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:17,395 And...Action. 550 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,997 I didn't... 551 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,291 I never wanted any... 552 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,417 I'm sorry. Can we do that different? 553 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,502 It kind of got away From me. 554 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,671 Still rolling. Whenever you're ready. 555 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,938 I didn't know. 556 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,732 I never wanted anything Like this before. 557 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,401 Neither have I. 558 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,281 Line. 559 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:10,824 "I'm afraid Of falling." 560 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,578 I'm afraid of-- 561 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,414 Would gage really say-- 562 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,082 For the love of god, Just say it. 563 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,963 I'm afraid of falling. 564 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,464 Don't worry. I'll catch you. 565 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,638 And cut. 566 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,640 Ow. Ow! She hit me On the ear. 567 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,434 I'm sorry. I can't Work like this, ok? 568 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,227 It's completely Unprofessional. 569 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,020 And it's just-- It's too intense 570 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,773 With you standing Right there next To me. 571 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,860 You're a terrible Boom operator. 572 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,750 Remember that uncomfortable vibe 573 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,835 You were sensing In class? 574 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,044 Yes. 575 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,254 Good thing We dealt with it. 576 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,504 Yeah. It's a good thing, 577 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:08,841 Because now the 2 of us Alone in your house-- 578 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,344 I'm so relieved That there's No awkward tension. 579 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,637 We can just relax. 580 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,348 Yeah, yeah. I've never been This relaxed. 581 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,475 I--I might Fall asleep. 582 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:20,560 We're being sarcastic. 583 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,563 Look, joey, The thing is-- 584 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:25,316 The thing I wanted To say to you is I-- 585 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,443 I can't afford To lose my job. 586 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,611 That's the last thing That I want. 587 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,405 But it's important To me that you know 588 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,865 That what happened Between us-- 589 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,285 I've never done Anything like that Before. 590 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,787 I know. 591 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,126 You know, Joey potter, I-- 592 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,879 I don't think I've ever met anyone Like you. 593 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,131 That's what all boys say. 594 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,632 Yeah? Well, They're right. 595 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:53,386 I was being Sarcastic again. 596 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,972 Wanna hear my example? 597 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,058 Hmm? 598 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,478 My example Of an internal conflict 599 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:06,940 Between my ideals And desires. 600 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,567 Are you sure you don't Wanna save it for class? 601 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:14,865 I think I wanna Run it by you first. 602 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:18,035 Fair enough. 603 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,789 You're vibrating. 604 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,629 Excuse me. 605 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:37,763 Hello? Hi. 606 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,558 What's going on? 607 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:43,185 Right now? 608 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,062 Yeah. I'll be right there. 609 00:26:48,606 --> 00:26:49,858 I have to go. 610 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,610 Ok. 611 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,530 Sorry. 612 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,575 Don't be. 613 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,277 Bye. 614 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:48,041 Eric told us What happened. 615 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,294 What are you guys Talking about? 616 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,588 Eric told us You tried to kiss him. 617 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,672 You can't be serious. 618 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,760 Oh, my god, you are. 619 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,678 Please don't waste Everyone's time 620 00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:01,972 Scrambling to deny it. 621 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:04,141 It's better If you just admit The truth. 622 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,392 You're right. 623 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,144 Thank you. 624 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,397 'cause, you know, I was just nancying Around my room 625 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:12,316 In my thigh-highs, And I thought to myself, 626 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,985 "I'm gonna lay a wet one On an unsuspecting Fraternity brother, 627 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,154 "Because that's A great way To smooth things over 628 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,656 With the house." Jack... 629 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,449 If you guys imagine Just for a second 630 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,535 That I would--could ever In a million years 631 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,370 Do anything like that To any one of you guys, 632 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,996 Then I guess you guys Never knew me at all. 633 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,998 Wait a minute. You want us To believe that eric, 634 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,958 Like, fabricated This whole thing? 635 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,586 No. What I'm saying Is that I don't care, 636 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,087 Because it wouldn't matter If I did. 637 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,381 You guys have Made up your minds. 638 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:36,465 You know what? So have I. 639 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,133 I'm moving out Of the house 640 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,718 And I'm not coming back. That's not what we want, jack. 641 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:43,930 Well, with all due respect, My brothers, 642 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,683 Get out. 643 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,570 So, dawson, Let's say that-- 644 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,238 Hypothetically speaking-- 645 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,864 I might have Some insight 646 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:04,117 Into why your ingénue Is so exasperated today. 647 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,537 And let's also say That--hypothetically Speaking-- 648 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:11,584 I might be Mildly culpable For her exasperation. 649 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,420 Which really isn't That important, 650 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,296 I'm sure it's nothing, Forget I mentioned it. 651 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,633 Pacey, my patience Is wearing just A little bit thin. 652 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:22,219 Ok, well, uh, Here's the thing. 653 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,637 I kissed her. 654 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,639 You idiot. Didn't anybody Ever tell you 655 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,099 The first rule Of the universe? 656 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,893 Uh, yeah. That energy is conserved. 657 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,144 First rule Of the universe, 658 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,646 Never get involved With an actress. 659 00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:35,524 Help. It's trying to think. 660 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:39,570 Look, I just wanted To offer a few ideas... 661 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,782 Particularly in the way Of my character. 662 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,367 Are you seriously Gonna give me a reason 663 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,952 To slap the silly out of you?! Hey. 664 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,329 Come on, slim. Come on! 'cause I'm feelin' a little crazy! 665 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,872 A little deep breath. 666 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:53,375 She's got moxie, that one. That is not-- 667 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:54,793 Who's this moxie? 668 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,919 I'm sorry. 669 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,254 Quiet thoughts. Good thoughts. 670 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,422 I'm ok. 671 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,340 Hey, guys. 672 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,467 Joey. 673 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:02,760 Not a moment Too soon. 674 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,344 Uh, take pacey By force, if necessary, 675 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,138 And extract audrey From the bathroom. 676 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,723 All right. Oliver... 677 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,182 Take charlie, Find a little corner, 678 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,310 And nod vaguely While he gives you his notes. 679 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:14,062 Uh, jen. 680 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,231 Sweetheart, I don't want you To have an embolism. 681 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,524 Dawson, he's evil. 682 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,858 Isn't it Entirely possible 683 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,110 That he is The antichrist, 684 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,070 Packed into the body Of a handsome musician? 685 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,489 I need you to do me A big favor. 686 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,448 You want me to kill him. 687 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,074 I need you to go home. 688 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,952 Right now. Just-- Just gather your stuff And leave. 689 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,829 It's the only way I'm gonna get this done. 690 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,914 But who would do The clappy thing? 691 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,833 We'll manage. 692 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,842 Pace, why did dawson Insist you come along On this mission? 693 00:30:44,842 --> 00:30:46,637 Did something happen Between you and audrey? 694 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,847 No. No. Of course not. 695 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,557 Because if something Happened between us 696 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,518 It would be A horrible, terrible Thing, right? 697 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:55,228 Pacey, You're an idiot. 698 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,189 Ok. If one more person Calls me an idiot, 699 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,232 I'm really gonna start Feeling bad about myself. 700 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,067 Don't you think I'd Prefer you hooking up 701 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,820 With someone amazing Like audrey 702 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,404 Rather than Some random ditz 703 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,699 Who's name you Can't even remember In the morning? 704 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,617 I can remember her name. 705 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,664 Go away. Severe flooding. Out of order. 706 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,998 Audrey, it's me. 707 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,709 I'm with pacey. We're coming in. 708 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,168 What do you mean? I can't go in there. 709 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,295 That's The ladies room. 710 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,173 Joe--ow, ow, ow. 711 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:27,678 Audrey, you look great In that dress. 712 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:28,846 Really? 713 00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:31,181 No. Forget it. 714 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,683 I don't deserve To talk to you. 715 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:33,975 I don't even Deserve to be 716 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,686 In the same Lavatory as you. 717 00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,020 Why, because You kissed pacey? 718 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:40,566 What? You told her? How could you? 719 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:41,899 Amateur. 720 00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:44,319 Audrey, Pacey didn't tell me. 721 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,612 I intuited. 722 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:48,866 That's amazing, joey. You're very intelligent. 723 00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:51,451 Next stop, rocket science. I'm not upset. 724 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,995 Well, you should be. 725 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,456 Our friendship is like The special-est thing 726 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:57,833 That I've found since I came here. 727 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,835 And what do I do? I step on it. 728 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,504 I betray you. Why? Because I am weak When it comes to men. 729 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,214 You're not. 730 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,507 Ok... 731 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:06,759 Maybe you are weak. 732 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,385 But kissing pacey Is not weak. 733 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,220 In fact, it could be The smartest thing 734 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,055 Either one of you has Done for a long time. 735 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,056 Really? 736 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,266 You think? 737 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,977 I love you. 738 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,188 I love you both In the best, simplest way, 739 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,191 And all I care about is That you guys are happy. 740 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,485 You're like... 741 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,820 Giving us permission? 742 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,822 You don't need My permission. 743 00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:32,576 I'm giving you My blessing... 744 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,327 For what it's worth. 745 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,888 I want you to listen To me closely, 746 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:56,516 Because you're never Gonna get anything Like this again. 747 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:57,976 You know the truth. 748 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,479 You know what really Happened in that room And what didn't, 749 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,981 And you're gonna have To live with that. 750 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:08,278 And believe me when I tell you, eric... 751 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,238 You've got some serious Issues to deal with, 752 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,031 And you need Some serious help. 753 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,665 I really hope you find it. 754 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:57,786 This is kind Of beautiful. 755 00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,873 She says, As she exits Camera right. 756 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,003 So if there are No further crises 757 00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:07,462 You need me To bail you out of-- 758 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,255 Not unless you can Fix the ending. 759 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:10,590 What's wrong With the ending? 760 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,425 I'm not even really Sure that it's wrong. 761 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,261 I'm just... 762 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:16,304 Unsure? 763 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:17,931 Yeah. 764 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,432 Well, it's A love story, right? 765 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,976 Uh-huh. 766 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:23,770 So do they end up Happily ever after Or not so much? 767 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,398 Not so much. He kills her. 768 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,108 Oh. A little depressing. 769 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,236 A little cynical For the dawson I know. 770 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,321 Apparently, I'm in my dark period. 771 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,866 If that's Really true, why are you So reluctant to film it? 772 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,659 'cause part of me wishes I could still be 773 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:40,620 That embarrassing, Romantic kid. 774 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,040 You know, The one who believed With such conviction 775 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,583 In the gospel According to spielberg. 776 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,418 You know, I'm having Trouble mustering 777 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,796 Anything resemblingsentimentality or corn or... 778 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,591 For lack of A better word, hope. 779 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,259 I was at The bus station one time 780 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:57,679 And someone had written 781 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,598 "Hope dies last." 782 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:03,476 I always loved it. 783 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,022 I think you're waiting For a sign. 784 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:09,357 I've been waiting. 785 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,401 I'm freezing My ass off out here. 786 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,779 Did it ever occur To you, dawson leery, 787 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,239 That maybe I'm the sign You're waiting for? 788 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:28,877 It's gonna be ok... 789 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,713 For all of us. 790 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,156 You alone? 791 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,241 No. I got The vienna boys choir with me. 792 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:04,162 Can we put the biting Sarcasm to rest? 793 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,540 You waiting for a bus? 794 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,042 Nope. I'm just 795 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:11,169 Sitting here Being cold. 796 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:22,388 What's happened To you? 797 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,435 Oh, it's hard to say. 798 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,563 I seem to remember The two of us 799 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,315 Hanging out in front Of that coffee stand 800 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,317 At the beginning Of the year. 801 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,361 Then "Dumb guy With a dream" comes up 802 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,822 And invites us To a fraternity party. 803 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:43,201 Everything after that's Kind of a blur. 804 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,038 Jen, can I ask you A question? 805 00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,957 You can ask me A question. 806 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,793 Did you like notting hill? 807 00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:54,713 Are you kidding? I love that movie. 808 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,478 You're right. The ending sucks. 809 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,482 Audrey. Hey. 810 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,525 All right. Ok. 811 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,986 Here's what We're gonna do. 812 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,571 We're gonna Cut all this. 813 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,989 We're just not Gonna do it, ok? 814 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,324 We're gonna keep this, We're gonna keep that, 815 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,160 And we're gonna forget All about this. 816 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,995 And we're gonna End it with that. 817 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:28,454 Now when you do it, 818 00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:30,540 Forget everything You've done up until this point. 819 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,709 This is the moment where She lets down her defenses. 820 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,794 It's not dry, It's not sardonic, 821 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,214 It's just honest And it's vulnerable. 822 00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,382 Now, when you do it... 823 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,762 But doesn't That completely-- 824 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,805 Shoot first, Ask questions later. 825 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,140 Ok. 826 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,184 Frank, you ready? 827 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,936 Ok. 828 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,270 We're gonna do this. 829 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,897 And we're gonna do it In one shot. 830 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,356 Think orson welles, touch of evil. 831 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,025 Everybody knows Where they are. 832 00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:59,444 Everybody knows exactly What they have to do. 833 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:01,404 Let's be the ball, people. 834 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:03,115 Picture's up. 835 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:08,912 Rolling. 836 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,330 Scene 32, Take 1. 837 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,753 What? 838 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,297 And...Action! 839 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:28,765 You ruined my life. 840 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,767 You wrecked me! 841 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,312 I know... 842 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,649 And I'm sorry. 843 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,654 I did a bad thing. 844 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:50,036 I've done a lot Of bad things In my life. 845 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,747 I didn't have A choice. 846 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,833 I had to do it, 847 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,835 Because it was all Part of the trip. 848 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:00,463 The journey... 849 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:05,885 To this place, 850 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:08,471 This moment, 851 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,223 With you. 852 00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:12,058 The thing About life? 853 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,352 You can't lose 854 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,354 And you can't win... 855 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,483 But you've got to try. 856 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,029 How do you-- Don't speak. 857 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:26,572 But-- Don't speak. 858 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,402 Fade out. 859 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,456 So, listen, I think I should Probably apologize 860 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:20,126 For what happened earlier Up in your room. 861 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:23,713 My mind just took a brief Vacation to the bahamas. 862 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,340 I don't really know What came over me. 863 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,800 Yeah, um, Me neither. 864 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,636 It must have been The method. 865 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:33,098 I've been watching A lot of james lipton lately. 866 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,557 Yeah. That must be it, 867 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,726 Because, you know, Now that we have Her permission, 868 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,144 The feeling Is just-- 869 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,812 Nope. 870 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,192 You're not my type. 871 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:55,078 You're not my type. 872 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,704 You already Said that. 873 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,665 I know. I'm just... 874 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,293 Convincing myself. 875 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:02,668 Well, how's that Going for ya? 876 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:03,586 No, not so good. 877 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,297 Not so good? Uh-uh. 878 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,677 Ok, I'm go-- I'm going home. 879 00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:13,805 Right now. 880 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,473 Good night. 881 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:20,895 Of course... 882 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,688 I don't have a car, 883 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:25,317 So... 884 00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,068 I'm gonna have to Walk home. 885 00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:28,903 Well, no. We can't have that. 886 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,324 You know, You were amazing Out there tonight. 887 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:33,366 Was I? 888 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,743 Yes, you were. 889 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:37,412 And then, of course, There's that-- 890 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:38,704 That thing That you do. 891 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,332 How do you do That thing? 892 00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:41,666 What thing? 893 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:44,669 You smile And the whole world Lights up. 894 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:47,922 Acting. 895 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,508 Hmm. Beats the hell Outta work. 896 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,451 2-to-3 is the count. 897 00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:17,952 Bottom of the ninth, Bases loaded, 898 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:21,080 Sammy....Something Is up to bat. 899 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,915 Potter's one last shot At immortality. 900 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,084 The windup, the pitch. 901 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,627 Yaaah! 902 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:29,088 And the crowd goes wild! 62057

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