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I know who you are.
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You only just met me.
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I know you're a snake
And a con artist.
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I know you've
Slept your way
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Through the
Female student body
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And half the faculty.
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The kind of boy
Who'll break your heart
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And then start in
On your sister
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Ahh.
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You must be confused.
Understandable.
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It's a common affliction
Among blondes.
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Ugh.
Truth is,
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I'm none of those things.
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Oh, yeah?
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Then who are you?
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I'm just the boy that's
Gonna tear your soul apart.
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This is ridiculous.
I can't do this.
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Ah, cut. I guess.
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Amateurs.
I'm surrounded by amateurs.
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Will you just
Run with me here
For a second.
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If I were a girl
Trying to seduce a boy--
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And trust me, ok,
I've been that girl
Many times--
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I would never
Let him know
How much I want him.
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Never. Ever. I mean,
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That's the moment
When they lose interest.
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Sorry, it's just--
It's feeble writing.
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Hey, hey. I'm right here.
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We should've made
An animated movie.
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Woulda-coulda-shoulda.
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Hmm.
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All right.
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Audrey...
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You gotta penetrate
The subtext, ok?
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Remember, she knows
That he knows that she knows
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What kind of man he is.
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So if he knows
That she knows
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And she knows
That he knows...
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See what I'm getting at?
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Yeah.
All right. Great.
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All right.
Let's shoot the scene
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Before we get old
And die in our sleep.
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Ok. Back to one, people.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Ah, pace, if you don't
Swing the microphone,
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You run less of a risk
Of dipping into my shot,
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Which, I think, would
Detract from the overall
Reality of the picture.
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Gotcha. It'll be
Perfect this time.
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All right. Picture's up.
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Ok. We are rolling.
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Marker.
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27 apple, take 3.
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And...
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Action.
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Remember,
There is no distinction
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Between writing a story
And living your life.
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The same elements that make
A moment in your life
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Ignite, explode, move--
These same things
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Make a scene
In your writing have life.
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When a writer has
Evolved in their work,
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They've evolved
As an individual.
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When the work is intense,
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It is because
Their life is intense.
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So the real question is,
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"What makes life intense?"
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Conflict. What is conflict?
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The essential conflict
At the core of the artist?
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Uh, think of the movies
You've seen,
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Songs you've heard,
Books you've read.
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"To be or not to be."
Bingo.
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In other words,
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Your desires
Versus your ideals.
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Your head, or your heart.
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Can somebody
Give me an example,
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Using their own life,
Of a conflict between
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Their desires
And their ideals?
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I have an example.
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Out with it then.
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Well, it's um...
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It's about a guy.
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Ah, of course.
Isn't it always?
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I was curious where
Your story was going.
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You'll have to share
With us next week.
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"Same bat time.
Same bat channel."
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We need to talk.
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We do?
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Yes. That was
Uncomfortable.
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No, that was
Creative writing.
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"Uncomfortable"
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Is taught down the
Hall on the left.
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There should be
A word for people
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Who use sarcasm
As a defense mechanism.
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There is. Sarcastic.
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I'm serious.
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Are you ok?
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I'm fine. I...
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I mean, I'd be lying
If I said I wasn't
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A little weirded out
By recent events.
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I'm sorry, joey.
I'm a creep. I...
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I've robbed you of your
Innocence, haven't I?
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No, you're not a creep.
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And don't say you're sorry,
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It makes me feel--
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Cheap?
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No.
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Dirty?
No.
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Ok, I'm gonna
Stop talking,
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Because, obviously,
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There are some things
You wanna say to me.
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Many things.
Ok...
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I can't promise I'll
Have all the answers.
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In fact, I can't promise
I'll have any answers,
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But I'm willing
To give it a shot.
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Thank you.
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Whenever you're ready.
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You know, it's kind of
A lotta pressure,
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And I seem to be
Freezing up,
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So can I do this
Another time?
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Absolutely.
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You slept here again
Last night, didn't you?
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Doesn't that, like,
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Violate some
Sort of health code?
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Good morning, audrey.
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I can only assume,
Since it's your day off,
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That you came here
For a little bit
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Of playful banter
And the opportunity
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To critique
My personal hygiene.
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Which is sweet of you,
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But you should
Have called first.
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Can I have
That omelette?
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No.
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We had plans, you know.
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You said you'd help me.
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Uh, right.
Refresh my memory,
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That was the breast
Exam, right?
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No. Learning my lines
For dawson's movie.
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We talked about this
Last night, remember?
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Only vaguely.
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And to tell you the
God's honest, audrey,
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Now is really not
The best time for me.
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Good morning.
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What's
For breakfast?
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Audrey, I would like
To introduce you
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To my good friend gina.
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Excuse me?
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What?
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What's my name?
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[cough]-ina.
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My name is rina.
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R-I-n-a.
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Which is what
I said, rina.
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Didn't I say "Rina", audrey?
You said "Gina."
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Thank you.
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Oh, come on, sweetheart,
Don't leave angry.
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Or at least
Don't drive angry.
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Have a nice life,
Stacey!
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On second thought,
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The omelette's yours.
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Jack.
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Morning.
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Ahem. How's it going, bro?
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We're hearing
There's a kegger
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At the kappa mu pi sorority.
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So those of you interested
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In getting some
Nooky this evening,
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We should meet back here
At, let's say... 11:00?
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Break.
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You ok?
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Yeah. I'm good.
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They're trying
To make it up to you.
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Smooth things over.
I know. I know.
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You just gotta
Let 'em back in.
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Sounds good in theory,
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But it's hard
To forget that night.
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You guys
Totally bailed on me.
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You stepped
Over the line
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In a big way that night, jack.
I know. I just...
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I feel like that moment
That I could have
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Gracefully apologized
Has kinda passed me by.
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Every time
I'm around these guys
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I feel like an idiot.
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Well, stop stressing.
You are an idiot.
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Hmm?
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I know you're a snake
And a con artist.
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I know you've slept your way
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Through the
Female student body
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And almost
Half the faculty.
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The kind of boy
Who'll break your heart
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And then start in
On your sister.
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Good morning, sunshine.
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It's overcast
And grey.
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♪ hmm hmm hmm ♪
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There, that's the spirit.
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A week ago,
I saw it very clearly.
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Now I look at it,
And all I see
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Are these huge,
Nightmarish obstacles.
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It's like,
The movie's disappeared,
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Just gotten lost
Somewhere along the way.
I don't know.
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Or, maybe I have.
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It can't be that bad,
Can it?
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Not that bad?
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Ok, the ending doesn't work,
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But we have less
Than 12 hours to rewrite it
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Because the lights
They were gonna use
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For that particular sequence
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We only have rented
Until tomorrow morning.
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But the real punch line is,
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All of this pales
In comparison
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To the real problem.
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Ok. What's
The real problem?
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The real problem
Is that oliver
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Is without a doubt,
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The most pathetic excuse
For a thespian that's ever been.
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Ow!
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Jack and grams have
More sexual chemistry
Than these two.
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Hello, people.
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What? What did I miss?
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Have a seat,
Skipper.
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It's time for us
To think about
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What's best for the movie.
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I don't follow.
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Having watched
Some of the footage,
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It's occurred to me...
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It's possible you're not
The right actor
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For this particular role.
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Hmm.
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Well, I'm thinking
You're wrong.
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But on the other hand,
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You are the director,
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And if this behemoth
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Has a prayer
Of getting done,
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It's gonna be because
The final decision
On everything,
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Including the casting,
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Came from you.
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Really?
You're ok with this?
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On the flipside,
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We have to recast
The part today
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If we're gonna shoot
The finale tonight.
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Where are we gonna
Find an actor who
Fits the bill, you know?
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Somebody's who's...
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Sexy, charismatic
And attractive.
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And not burdened
With a soul.
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Exactly.
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Where we gonna find
A guy like that
In 6 hours?
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I used to date him.
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That's not a bad idea.
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Oh, yes it is.
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It's a terrible idea.
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And you would never
Make me do that,
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Would you, dawson?
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Jen lindley.
How ya been?
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Busy.
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Just trying
To wrap my head around
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This whole
"Lemon diet coke"
Phenomenon.
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I knew it. I knew you could
Never live without me.
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Hmm.
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Oh, on the contrary,
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I actually plan to spend
The rest of my life
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Living without you,
Charlie, but...
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I need a favor.
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A favor?
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Now why on earth
Would I do you a favor?
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00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,406
You get to make out
With a really hot girl.
264
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,658
Ok. Step into my office
265
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,587
The guy is unbelievable.
266
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,298
I know. He couldn't even
Remember her first name.
267
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,509
Not her last name-- her last
Name I might understand.
268
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,051
I've slept with guys
Whose last names
269
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,262
Have escaped me the morning
After, but her first name?
270
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,764
Who?
What? Wait...
271
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,016
Who are you talking about?
272
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,392
Wilder.
273
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,603
Right. Wilder. Unbelievable.
274
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,686
So I'm standing there,
275
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,648
Ready to say
Everything I never said,
276
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:30,731
And then he pulls this
277
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,275
Jedi-mind-trick,
And suddenly,
278
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,527
I can't even
Remember who I am.
279
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,819
You're joey potter.
280
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,946
I refuse to become
Another one of his groupies.
281
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,324
Completely infatuated, reduced
To a babbling idiot
282
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,450
At the mention
Of his name.
283
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,993
May I, um...
284
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,744
Be brutally honest?
285
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,830
Like you've ever been
Anything but?
286
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,999
You are completely
Infatuated with him,
287
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,210
And you have been reduced
To a babbling idiot
288
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,586
At the mere mention
Of his name.
289
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,296
But I'm not so sure
That's a bad thing.
290
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:56,633
How could it not be
A bad thing, audrey?
291
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,219
Once upon a time,
I had this...
292
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,761
Amazing mentor.
293
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,014
Someone who believed
In me and respected me
294
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,891
And we were friends.
Good friends.
295
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,976
And whenever you would allude
To some affair
296
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,270
Between teacher and student,
I would just dismiss it.
297
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,980
Well, the lady doth
Protest too much.
298
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,232
I have
To drop his class.
299
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,150
I mean, should I drop
His class? I don't know.
300
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,485
Are you asking
For my advice,
301
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,570
Or are you
Having a soliloquy?
302
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,612
What's the alternative?
303
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:18,821
I spend
The rest of the year
304
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,574
Angsting over some guy
I can't be with?
305
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,283
I've been there.
It's excruciating.
306
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,453
Bunny... Breathe.
307
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,330
Ask yourself something,
308
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,747
When was the last time
309
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,459
You felt as completely
And totally alive
310
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,336
As you do right now?
311
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,094
Who were
You talking about?
312
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,684
Yo.
313
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,851
Hey. Thought you were going
314
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,687
With the other guys
To the athletic center?
315
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,146
Pick up on
The gymnastics team?
316
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,399
You know, teenage girls
Slamming their pelvises
317
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,192
Into the uneven bars
At 80-miles-an-hour.
318
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,860
I think that'd be
Right up your alley.
319
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,237
No, I had work to do,
320
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,322
So I figured
I'd get started
With putting it off.
321
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,823
Yeah.
322
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,451
Procrastination...
323
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,829
It's the only skill
We ever learn in college.
324
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,625
Ain't it a little early
In the day to start
Knocking 'em back?
325
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,334
Only if you're
Doing it alone.
326
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,920
Besides, you and I have
Some unfinished business.
327
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,004
Oh, do we?
328
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,172
Yes, we do.
329
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,299
Madden 2002.
330
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,841
Ohhhh.
331
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,552
Yeah, your patriots
Kicked my bears
332
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,471
Into a different time zone
Last time they met,
333
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,139
And I think we're ready
For some revenge.
334
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,682
Get set
For some disappointment,
335
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,392
Because we're gonna
Kick your ass more.
336
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,394
No, no. I don't think so,
337
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,357
"You're falling
In love with me."
338
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,693
"I can't say you're
Lacking for confidence."
339
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,528
"That's not true."
340
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,614
Blah, blah, blah.
341
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,617
"Doesn't change the fact
That you're falling
In love with me."
342
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,285
"Now how can you be so sure?
343
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,370
"I mean, how do you know
I'm not gonna just use you up
344
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,122
"And throw you out.
345
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,082
That's what
I've always done."
346
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,833
"You can sleep with..."
347
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,461
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah--
348
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,338
"Not even you."
349
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,132
"I didn't know.
350
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,385
I've never wanted anything
Like this before."
351
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,512
Uh...
352
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,139
"Neither have I."
353
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,057
A world of pain.
354
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,559
Charlie,
One step closer,
355
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,478
And you're entering
A world of pain.
356
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,146
You know, dawson, buddy,
357
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,231
It's difficult to really
Become the character
358
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,192
When she is not giving me
Anything to work with.
359
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,320
It's called
Using your imagination.
360
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,280
Ok. You know,
I've seen enough.
361
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,490
So, ah, jen...
362
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,283
Thank you, sweetheart.
363
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,788
Um, charlie,
Would you mind just...
364
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,247
Stepping in the other
Room for a second.
365
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,750
Yeah.
366
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,337
So is this gonna be
Awkward for you,
367
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,840
Your girlfriend's ex
Starring in our flick?
368
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,675
I'm running out
Of options here.
369
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,718
I gotta say...
370
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,927
He's pretty decent.
371
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,638
I mean...
372
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,515
If you're going
For the brutally handsome,
373
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,141
Rippling abs,
Tony scott-version of me,
374
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,727
He's as good
As we're gonna get, right?
375
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,935
Right.
Yeah.
376
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,854
Ok, so we use him.
377
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,230
Yes.
Problem solved.
378
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,065
Now all I have
To do is overhaul
The ending
379
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,441
And we might
Get this done.
380
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,818
Heavens to betsy.
381
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,986
First, you take away
My starring role,
382
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,613
And now you want
To rewrite my ending?
383
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,906
It doesn't make sense.
384
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,658
Actually,
It's friggin' brilliant.
385
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,160
First, she breaks up with him,
Breaks his heart,
386
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,246
Then he blow her away
With a .22.
387
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,539
Poetic justice.
388
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,875
I used to think it was great.
It was perfect. But...
389
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,960
Having seen the footage--
Yada, yada, yada.
390
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,128
So...
391
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,005
Did I get the part, or what?
392
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,131
Well, that depends.
393
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,800
Can you learn your lines
In 3 hours?
394
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,427
Uh, better make that 2.
395
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,095
Hmm.
396
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,556
All right.
397
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,058
All my dudes,
They go to these parties
Every night
398
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,728
Looking for their
Next girlfriend.
And for what?
399
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,104
Huh? So they
Can have some chick
400
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,647
Who's gonna bitch at 'em
In the morning?
401
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,691
Make them
Watch notting hill
Over and over?
402
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,359
No. Forget that.
They can keep their keg.
403
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,153
I liked notting hill.
404
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,959
Dude.
Yeah?
405
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,964
What was it like
When you realized
You were gay?
406
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,928
Well, it wasn't
Like that, you know?
407
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,430
It wasn't like
I woke up one morning
408
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,057
From a especially nasty dream
About robert downey jr.
409
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,685
And I said to myself,
"Hey, I must be gay."
410
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,063
Well,
What was it like?
411
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,567
Well, you know...
412
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,486
So many people just...
413
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,070
They spend so much
Of their lives
414
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,115
Just locked up in this cage
Inside themselves.
415
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,827
And they never even know
416
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,745
That they have
The key all along.
417
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,416
That's how it was for me.
418
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,669
I can't tell you when
I first realized it, you know.
419
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,378
I don't know. At some level,
420
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,130
I think I've always known it.
421
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,131
Probably just like
422
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,092
You've always known
You're straight.
423
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,095
It wasn't about
Realizing that I was gay,
424
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,974
It was about realizing
That it was all right.
425
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,394
You're an
Amazing guy, jack.
426
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,605
You know that?
You really are.
427
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,791
You're the kind of guy
That I wanna be.
428
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,428
Um...
429
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,263
Do you, uh...
430
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,598
Do you wanna
Watch some more tv?
431
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,433
I, uh...I-I-I think
432
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,353
the world's most horrifying
Bungee-accidents is on.
433
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,188
Um...
434
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,774
No, I have work to do.
435
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,026
Come on, man.
You're not gonna--
436
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,276
You're not gonna
Do it now.
437
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,695
Yeah. I have to. Ok?
438
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,321
I'm--I'm--I'm gonna go.
439
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,199
Ok?
440
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,660
Yeah, I'll see ya.
441
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,015
Hey.
442
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,767
You selling
Girl scout cookies?
443
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,268
Do you have any
Of the coconut ones
444
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,396
With the chocolate
And the caramel?
I love those.
445
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,107
Actually, I figured out
What I want to say.
446
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,109
Excellent.
I'll alert the media.
447
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,113
Do you think
It'd be possible
448
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,990
To lose the obnoxious glib
For 5 seconds?
449
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:39,869
Yes. Yes, of course.
It is possible. Sure.
450
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,037
I'm sorry. Go ahead.
451
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,080
Uh...
452
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,915
I want to say...
453
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,668
I'm sorry you kissed me.
454
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,503
Oh, my god, joey,
455
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,923
I can't even begin
To apologize about that.
456
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,925
I'm not here
For an apology.
457
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,134
I didn't want one
That night,
458
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,510
I don't want one now.
459
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:03,810
Well...In a minute,
I'm going to walk over there
460
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,895
To where you are and, um,
461
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,439
I'm gonna shake your hand
In a very masculine way.
462
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,651
We're gonna have this
Little silent understanding
463
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:16,155
And then I'm just gonna
Turn around and walk away.
464
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,199
What about my class?
465
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,702
Uh, I don't think
I can be a part of it,
466
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,038
Not now.
467
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,540
Well,
No great loss there.
468
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,835
You know what?
469
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,878
Screw you.
470
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,421
Clever, joey.
471
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:36,342
No. What I meant
Was you're gonna
Do great...
472
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:40,013
With or without
My workshop.
473
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,515
Oh.
474
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,811
That's what you meant.
475
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,147
Joey, you've got it.
476
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,815
The gift. The touch.
477
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,899
Whatever you want
To call it.
478
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,026
I don't. You do.
479
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,485
It's a binary
Distinction.
480
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:57,237
So all
The washed up hacks
481
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,906
Turned english professors
482
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,992
Can wax poetic until
The cows come home.
483
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,828
In the end...
484
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,372
Your talents
And your instincts
485
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,207
Are the only things
That really matter.
486
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,255
You know,
You're really annoying.
487
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,340
'cause every time
488
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,969
I'm ready to do
The smart, sensible thing,
489
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:25,141
You go and you
Say something that makes me...
490
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,768
Makes you what?
491
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,604
Not want to go away.
492
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,656
Ok. So,
Let's do it one
More time,
493
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,950
But this time, I'm not
Just gonna say the lines,
494
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,077
I'm really
Gonna act them.
495
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,494
You warning me?
496
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,662
No.
497
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,246
I just want you
To pay attention
498
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:49,874
So you can give me
Some notes.
499
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,458
Ok. Well, I'm ready.
500
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,712
Just give me
A minute, ok,
Will ya?
501
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,630
Bring it! Bring it!
Bring it on!
502
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,548
Bring it!
503
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,258
Whew.
504
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,270
You're not so tough,
You know.
505
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,982
Uh, "Well, I picked
The lock to get in here.
506
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,275
That's pretty tough."
507
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,988
You're falling in love
With me.
508
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,365
"I can't say you're
Lacking for confidence."
509
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:27,787
No. That's not true.
510
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,872
I am lacking.
511
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,833
I'm very insecure...
512
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,211
But that doesn't
Change the fact
513
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,296
That you're
Falling in love with me.
514
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,300
Uh...
515
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,593
"How can you be so sure?
516
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,553
"How do you know I'm not
Just gonna use you up
517
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,512
"And throw you away?
518
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,181
It's what
I've always done."
519
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:52,061
You can sleep
With all the right girls
520
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,438
And take
All the right drugs,
521
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,024
But in the end...
522
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,317
You'll still be alone.
523
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,322
It doesn't matter
What anybody says, gage.
524
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,450
Nobody wants to be alone.
Not even you.
525
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,916
Wait! Wait!
526
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,960
I'm not gonna do this!
527
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,461
Uh, well, no,
Of course not.
528
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,005
Me, neither.
529
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,632
Because...
530
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,217
Because it would be wrong.
531
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,760
Well,
It's obviously wrong.
532
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,886
That's why we stopped.
533
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:30,724
So...
534
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,728
Do you have
Any notes?
535
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,827
Cut. Cut.
Cut.
536
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,120
I'm sorry, ok?
537
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,288
It's just
That my co-star
538
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,371
Charlie sheen
Over here,
539
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:55,208
Is ramming
His tongue
Down my throat.
540
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,917
I feel like
He's looking for
My diaphragm.
541
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,627
Foiled again.
542
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,754
Ok, we're gonna
Take it from, uh,
543
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,715
Just before
The kiss. All right?
544
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,551
And, uh, pace? I see the boom
Dip in and out of my frame,
545
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,220
I begin to forget
Our friendship.
546
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,763
Ok.
All right. Picture's up.
547
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,224
And marker.
548
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:14,268
14 baker, take 12.
549
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:17,395
And...Action.
550
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,997
I didn't...
551
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,291
I never wanted any...
552
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,417
I'm sorry.
Can we do that different?
553
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,502
It kind of got away
From me.
554
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,671
Still rolling.
Whenever you're ready.
555
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,938
I didn't know.
556
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,732
I never wanted anything
Like this before.
557
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,401
Neither have I.
558
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,281
Line.
559
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:10,824
"I'm afraid
Of falling."
560
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,578
I'm afraid of--
561
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,414
Would gage really say--
562
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,082
For the love of god,
Just say it.
563
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,963
I'm afraid of falling.
564
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,464
Don't worry.
I'll catch you.
565
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,638
And cut.
566
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,640
Ow. Ow! She hit me
On the ear.
567
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,434
I'm sorry. I can't
Work like this, ok?
568
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,227
It's completely
Unprofessional.
569
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,020
And it's just--
It's too intense
570
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,773
With you standing
Right there next
To me.
571
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,860
You're a terrible
Boom operator.
572
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,750
Remember that uncomfortable vibe
573
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,835
You were sensing
In class?
574
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,044
Yes.
575
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,254
Good thing
We dealt with it.
576
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,504
Yeah.
It's a good thing,
577
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:08,841
Because now the 2 of us
Alone in your house--
578
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,344
I'm so relieved
That there's
No awkward tension.
579
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,637
We can just relax.
580
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,348
Yeah, yeah.
I've never been
This relaxed.
581
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,475
I--I might
Fall asleep.
582
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:20,560
We're being sarcastic.
583
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,563
Look, joey,
The thing is--
584
00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:25,316
The thing I wanted
To say to you is I--
585
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,443
I can't afford
To lose my job.
586
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,611
That's the last thing
That I want.
587
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,405
But it's important
To me that you know
588
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,865
That what happened
Between us--
589
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,285
I've never done
Anything like that
Before.
590
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,787
I know.
591
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,126
You know,
Joey potter, I--
592
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,879
I don't think
I've ever met anyone
Like you.
593
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,131
That's what all boys say.
594
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,632
Yeah? Well,
They're right.
595
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:53,386
I was being
Sarcastic again.
596
00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,972
Wanna hear my example?
597
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,058
Hmm?
598
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,478
My example
Of an internal conflict
599
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:06,940
Between my ideals
And desires.
600
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,567
Are you sure you don't
Wanna save it for class?
601
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:14,865
I think I wanna
Run it by you first.
602
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:18,035
Fair enough.
603
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,789
You're vibrating.
604
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,629
Excuse me.
605
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:37,763
Hello? Hi.
606
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,558
What's going on?
607
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:43,185
Right now?
608
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,062
Yeah. I'll be right there.
609
00:26:48,606 --> 00:26:49,858
I have to go.
610
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,610
Ok.
611
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,530
Sorry.
612
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,575
Don't be.
613
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,277
Bye.
614
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:48,041
Eric told us
What happened.
615
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,294
What are you guys
Talking about?
616
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,588
Eric told us
You tried to kiss him.
617
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,672
You can't be serious.
618
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,760
Oh, my god, you are.
619
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,678
Please don't waste
Everyone's time
620
00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:01,972
Scrambling to deny it.
621
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:04,141
It's better
If you just admit
The truth.
622
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,392
You're right.
623
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,144
Thank you.
624
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,397
'cause, you know,
I was just nancying
Around my room
625
00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:12,316
In my thigh-highs,
And I thought to myself,
626
00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,985
"I'm gonna lay a wet one
On an unsuspecting
Fraternity brother,
627
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,154
"Because that's
A great way
To smooth things over
628
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,656
With the house."
Jack...
629
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,449
If you guys imagine
Just for a second
630
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,535
That I would--could ever
In a million years
631
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,370
Do anything like that
To any one of you guys,
632
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,996
Then I guess you guys
Never knew me at all.
633
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,998
Wait a minute. You want us
To believe that eric,
634
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,958
Like, fabricated
This whole thing?
635
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,586
No. What I'm saying
Is that I don't care,
636
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,087
Because it wouldn't matter
If I did.
637
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,381
You guys have
Made up your minds.
638
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:36,465
You know what?
So have I.
639
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,133
I'm moving out
Of the house
640
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,718
And I'm not coming back.
That's not what we want, jack.
641
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:43,930
Well, with all due respect,
My brothers,
642
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,683
Get out.
643
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,570
So, dawson,
Let's say that--
644
00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,238
Hypothetically speaking--
645
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,864
I might have
Some insight
646
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:04,117
Into why your ingénue
Is so exasperated today.
647
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,537
And let's also say
That--hypothetically
Speaking--
648
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:11,584
I might be
Mildly culpable
For her exasperation.
649
00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,420
Which really isn't
That important,
650
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,296
I'm sure it's nothing,
Forget I mentioned it.
651
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,633
Pacey, my patience
Is wearing just
A little bit thin.
652
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:22,219
Ok, well, uh,
Here's the thing.
653
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,637
I kissed her.
654
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,639
You idiot.
Didn't anybody
Ever tell you
655
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,099
The first rule
Of the universe?
656
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,893
Uh, yeah.
That energy is conserved.
657
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,144
First rule
Of the universe,
658
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,646
Never get involved
With an actress.
659
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:35,524
Help. It's trying to think.
660
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:39,570
Look, I just wanted
To offer a few ideas...
661
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,782
Particularly in the way
Of my character.
662
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,367
Are you seriously
Gonna give me a reason
663
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,952
To slap the silly out of you?!
Hey.
664
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,329
Come on, slim. Come on! 'cause
I'm feelin' a little crazy!
665
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,872
A little deep breath.
666
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:53,375
She's got moxie, that one.
That is not--
667
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:54,793
Who's this moxie?
668
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,919
I'm sorry.
669
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,254
Quiet thoughts.
Good thoughts.
670
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,422
I'm ok.
671
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,340
Hey, guys.
672
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,467
Joey.
673
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:02,760
Not a moment
Too soon.
674
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,344
Uh, take pacey
By force, if necessary,
675
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,138
And extract audrey
From the bathroom.
676
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,723
All right. Oliver...
677
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,182
Take charlie,
Find a little corner,
678
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,310
And nod vaguely
While he gives you his notes.
679
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:14,062
Uh, jen.
680
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,231
Sweetheart,
I don't want you
To have an embolism.
681
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,524
Dawson, he's evil.
682
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,858
Isn't it
Entirely possible
683
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,110
That he is
The antichrist,
684
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,070
Packed into the body
Of a handsome musician?
685
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,489
I need you to do me
A big favor.
686
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,448
You want me to kill him.
687
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,074
I need you to go home.
688
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,952
Right now. Just--
Just gather your stuff
And leave.
689
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,829
It's the only way
I'm gonna get this done.
690
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,914
But who would do
The clappy thing?
691
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,833
We'll manage.
692
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,842
Pace, why did dawson
Insist you come along
On this mission?
693
00:30:44,842 --> 00:30:46,637
Did something happen
Between you and audrey?
694
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,847
No. No.
Of course not.
695
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,557
Because if something
Happened between us
696
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,518
It would be
A horrible, terrible
Thing, right?
697
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:55,228
Pacey,
You're an idiot.
698
00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,189
Ok. If one more person
Calls me an idiot,
699
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,232
I'm really gonna start
Feeling bad about myself.
700
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,067
Don't you think I'd
Prefer you hooking up
701
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,820
With someone amazing
Like audrey
702
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,404
Rather than
Some random ditz
703
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,699
Who's name you
Can't even remember
In the morning?
704
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,617
I can remember her name.
705
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,664
Go away.
Severe flooding.
Out of order.
706
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,998
Audrey, it's me.
707
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,709
I'm with pacey.
We're coming in.
708
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,168
What do you mean?
I can't go in there.
709
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,295
That's
The ladies room.
710
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,173
Joe--ow, ow, ow.
711
00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:27,678
Audrey, you look great
In that dress.
712
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:28,846
Really?
713
00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:31,181
No. Forget it.
714
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,683
I don't deserve
To talk to you.
715
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:33,975
I don't even
Deserve to be
716
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,686
In the same
Lavatory as you.
717
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,020
Why, because
You kissed pacey?
718
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:40,566
What? You told her?
How could you?
719
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:41,899
Amateur.
720
00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:44,319
Audrey,
Pacey didn't tell me.
721
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,612
I intuited.
722
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:48,866
That's amazing, joey.
You're very intelligent.
723
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:51,451
Next stop, rocket science.
I'm not upset.
724
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,995
Well, you should be.
725
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,456
Our friendship is like
The special-est thing
726
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:57,833
That I've found since
I came here.
727
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,835
And what do I do?
I step on it.
728
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,504
I betray you. Why?
Because I am weak
When it comes to men.
729
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,214
You're not.
730
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,507
Ok...
731
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:06,759
Maybe you are weak.
732
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,385
But kissing pacey
Is not weak.
733
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,220
In fact, it could be
The smartest thing
734
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,055
Either one of you has
Done for a long time.
735
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,056
Really?
736
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,266
You think?
737
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,977
I love you.
738
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,188
I love you both
In the best, simplest way,
739
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,191
And all I care about is
That you guys are happy.
740
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,485
You're like...
741
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,820
Giving us permission?
742
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,822
You don't need
My permission.
743
00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:32,576
I'm giving you
My blessing...
744
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,327
For what it's worth.
745
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,888
I want you to listen
To me closely,
746
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:56,516
Because you're never
Gonna get anything
Like this again.
747
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:57,976
You know the truth.
748
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,479
You know what really
Happened in that room
And what didn't,
749
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,981
And you're gonna have
To live with that.
750
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:08,278
And believe me when
I tell you, eric...
751
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,238
You've got some serious
Issues to deal with,
752
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,031
And you need
Some serious help.
753
00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,665
I really hope you find it.
754
00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:57,786
This is kind
Of beautiful.
755
00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,873
She says,
As she exits
Camera right.
756
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,003
So if there are
No further crises
757
00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:07,462
You need me
To bail you out of--
758
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,255
Not unless you can
Fix the ending.
759
00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:10,590
What's wrong
With the ending?
760
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,425
I'm not even really
Sure that it's wrong.
761
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,261
I'm just...
762
00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:16,304
Unsure?
763
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:17,931
Yeah.
764
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,432
Well, it's
A love story, right?
765
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,976
Uh-huh.
766
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:23,770
So do they end up
Happily ever after
Or not so much?
767
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,398
Not so much.
He kills her.
768
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,108
Oh. A little depressing.
769
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,236
A little cynical
For the dawson I know.
770
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,321
Apparently,
I'm in my dark period.
771
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,866
If that's
Really true, why are you
So reluctant to film it?
772
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,659
'cause part of me wishes
I could still be
773
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:40,620
That embarrassing,
Romantic kid.
774
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,040
You know,
The one who believed
With such conviction
775
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,583
In the gospel
According to spielberg.
776
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,418
You know, I'm having
Trouble mustering
777
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,796
Anything resemblingsentimentality or corn or...
778
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,591
For lack of
A better word, hope.
779
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,259
I was at
The bus station one time
780
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:57,679
And someone had written
781
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,598
"Hope dies last."
782
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:03,476
I always loved it.
783
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,022
I think you're waiting
For a sign.
784
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:09,357
I've been waiting.
785
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,401
I'm freezing
My ass off out here.
786
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,779
Did it ever occur
To you, dawson leery,
787
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,239
That maybe I'm the sign
You're waiting for?
788
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:28,877
It's gonna be ok...
789
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,713
For all of us.
790
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,156
You alone?
791
00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,241
No. I got
The vienna boys choir with me.
792
00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:04,162
Can we put the biting
Sarcasm to rest?
793
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,540
You waiting for a bus?
794
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,042
Nope. I'm just
795
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:11,169
Sitting here
Being cold.
796
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:22,388
What's happened
To you?
797
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,435
Oh, it's hard to say.
798
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,563
I seem to remember
The two of us
799
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,315
Hanging out in front
Of that coffee stand
800
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,317
At the beginning
Of the year.
801
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,361
Then "Dumb guy
With a dream" comes up
802
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,822
And invites us
To a fraternity party.
803
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:43,201
Everything after that's
Kind of a blur.
804
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,038
Jen, can I ask you
A question?
805
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,957
You can ask me
A question.
806
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,793
Did you like
notting hill?
807
00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:54,713
Are you kidding?
I love that movie.
808
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,478
You're right.
The ending sucks.
809
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,482
Audrey.
Hey.
810
00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,525
All right.
Ok.
811
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,986
Here's what
We're gonna do.
812
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,571
We're gonna
Cut all this.
813
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,989
We're just not
Gonna do it, ok?
814
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,324
We're gonna keep this,
We're gonna keep that,
815
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,160
And we're gonna forget
All about this.
816
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,995
And we're gonna
End it with that.
817
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:28,454
Now when you do it,
818
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:30,540
Forget everything
You've done up until this point.
819
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,709
This is the moment where
She lets down her defenses.
820
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,794
It's not dry,
It's not sardonic,
821
00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,214
It's just honest
And it's vulnerable.
822
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,382
Now, when you do it...
823
00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,762
But doesn't
That completely--
824
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,805
Shoot first,
Ask questions later.
825
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,140
Ok.
826
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,184
Frank, you ready?
827
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,936
Ok.
828
00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,270
We're gonna do this.
829
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,897
And we're gonna do it
In one shot.
830
00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,356
Think orson welles,
touch of evil.
831
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,025
Everybody knows
Where they are.
832
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:59,444
Everybody knows exactly
What they have to do.
833
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:01,404
Let's be the ball, people.
834
00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:03,115
Picture's up.
835
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:08,912
Rolling.
836
00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,330
Scene 32,
Take 1.
837
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,753
What?
838
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,297
And...Action!
839
00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:28,765
You ruined my life.
840
00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,767
You wrecked me!
841
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,312
I know...
842
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,649
And I'm sorry.
843
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,654
I did a bad thing.
844
00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:50,036
I've done a lot
Of bad things
In my life.
845
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,747
I didn't have
A choice.
846
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,833
I had to do it,
847
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,835
Because it was all
Part of the trip.
848
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:00,463
The journey...
849
00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:05,885
To this place,
850
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:08,471
This moment,
851
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,223
With you.
852
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:12,058
The thing
About life?
853
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,352
You can't lose
854
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,354
And you can't win...
855
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,483
But you've got to try.
856
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,029
How do you--
Don't speak.
857
00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:26,572
But--
Don't speak.
858
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,402
Fade out.
859
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,456
So, listen, I think I should
Probably apologize
860
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:20,126
For what happened earlier
Up in your room.
861
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:23,713
My mind just took a brief
Vacation to the bahamas.
862
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,340
I don't really know
What came over me.
863
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,800
Yeah, um,
Me neither.
864
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,636
It must have been
The method.
865
00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:33,098
I've been watching
A lot of james lipton lately.
866
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,557
Yeah.
That must be it,
867
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,726
Because, you know,
Now that we have
Her permission,
868
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,144
The feeling
Is just--
869
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,812
Nope.
870
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,192
You're not my type.
871
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:55,078
You're not my type.
872
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,704
You already
Said that.
873
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,665
I know. I'm just...
874
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,293
Convincing myself.
875
00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:02,668
Well, how's that
Going for ya?
876
00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:03,586
No, not so good.
877
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,297
Not so good?
Uh-uh.
878
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,677
Ok, I'm go--
I'm going home.
879
00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:13,805
Right now.
880
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,473
Good night.
881
00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:20,895
Of course...
882
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,688
I don't have a car,
883
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:25,317
So...
884
00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,068
I'm gonna have to
Walk home.
885
00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:28,903
Well, no.
We can't have that.
886
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,324
You know,
You were amazing
Out there tonight.
887
00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:33,366
Was I?
888
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,743
Yes, you were.
889
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:37,412
And then, of course,
There's that--
890
00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:38,704
That thing
That you do.
891
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,332
How do you do
That thing?
892
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:41,666
What thing?
893
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:44,669
You smile
And the whole world
Lights up.
894
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:47,922
Acting.
895
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,508
Hmm. Beats the hell
Outta work.
896
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,451
2-to-3 is the count.
897
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:17,952
Bottom of the ninth,
Bases loaded,
898
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:21,080
Sammy....Something
Is up to bat.
899
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,915
Potter's one last shot
At immortality.
900
00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,084
The windup, the pitch.
901
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,627
Yaaah!
902
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:29,088
And the crowd goes wild!
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