All language subtitles for Dawsons Creek S03E07 Escape from Witch Island 1080p NF WEB-DL DDP5 1 x264-alfaHD (1)_track3_[eng]

Joey, hey.

Dawson, please tell me
You guys have the crucible.

Belinda checked it out
About an hour ago.

Oh, no.

Well, serves me right,
I guess, for being that girl.

What girl?

The girl who rents the movie

The night before
An all-important paper is due

Because her debilitating
Attention deficit disorder

Has gotten in the way of
Her actually reading the book.

Since when are you
That girl?

Well, between
Taking care of
Baby alexander

And getting the b&b
Up and running,

I...I haven't had
A whole lot of time

For that pesky endeavor
Known as schoolwork.

B&b? I thought you
Worked at the marina?

What happened?

That's a long and
Exceedingly soapy
Story, dawson.

Ok.

So, what's up with you?

Has eve helped you
Add any more crimes
And misdemeanors

To your record?

Eve left town, actually.

Well...

Thanks a lot, dawson.

I guess I'll see you
Around school.

All right.

I'll be the one
Cloaked in failure.

Hold on.
You know what, joey?

What if I told you
You didn't have to
Do the paper?

I'm listening.

All right.

After we got
The assignment,

I went up to green,
And I said,

"Look, do you really
Want the standard
5-pages of footnotes

"And cribbedencyclopedia passages

Chronicling the salem witch
Trial, or--"

Let me guess.

You sold him on the idea
Of making a movie instead?

Classic dawson leery.

Here's the best part.

Jen and pacey are
Also excused from
Doing the paper,

As long as they lend me
A hand tomorrow.

I guess my invitation
Got lost in the mail.

I would've invited you.
It just--

Forget about it.

So what's it about,
Your movie?

Well, um, since we're
Reading the crucible,

We're studying
The salem witch trials,

I figured why not
Do a documentary

Based on something
That happened right
In your own backyard?

Witch island.

So, basically,
You're ripping off
the blair witch project.

I am insulted.

I am making
A real documentary.

I want to try to use
The myth of witch island

To tell a larger story

About hypocrisy
And religious persecution.

So...Are you in?

Well, you know...

If I blow off
The paper,

Then I'll probably
Fail the class,

And if I fail the class,

Well, that could be the
Beginning of a long and
Tragic downward spiral

That dooms me to wait
The tables of capeside's
Greasy spoons

For eternity, so...

Count me in.

In the year 1692,
13 young women--

Well, teenaged girls,
Really--

Were banished
To a small island off
The new england coast

Because they were suspected
Of practicing witchcraft.

One night a year later,
A fire raged out of control,

Killing them all.

Hands down,
Best high school
Make-out place ever.

I think that's where
Your father and I made love
For the first time.

God, mom.
Honey, are you ok?

I gotta say, blair witch
Didn't do it for me.

I wasn't remotely scared,

That girl was irritating
Beyond measure,

And I had to run
To the snack bar

In dire need of dramamine.

I was scared.

That's no surprise
There, potter.

After all, you are
Quite the skittish kitten.

I thought blair witch
Was groundbreaking.

Hollywood laid to waste
By a couple guys with
A camcorder.

How cool is that?

Frankly, I think my father
Makes scarier movies with
His home video camera.

You guys want scary?

Check out the witter family
Christmas project.

Guaranteed to make
Your teeth chatter.

Before we're off
To see the witch,

I'd like to opine that
There are no such thing
As witches.

Here we go.

I say "Witch" is just
A buzz word for a girl

Who happened to follow
Her completely healthy,
Totally natural urges

And explore
Her sexuality.

But see,
You can't do that
In the swingin' 1690s

Without getting
The good townsfolk
All up in arms.

So what do
These puritanical
Impotent creeps do?

Instead of reaching
For the viagra,

They brand these girls
As witches.

They send them off to
Some godforsaken island

To die a horrible,
Solitary death.

Well, lucky for you,
Jen.

I mean,
We live in a world

Where you can follow
Your natural urges

Without fear of persecution.

You're right.

I would've been so burned
At the stake by now.

Ok. I think
It's time to set up
For some interviews.

Um, joey, like
To lend me a hand?

Sure.

You guys rustle up
Some interviewees.

ja wohl, herr director.

Have fun, kids!

Doesn't that just
Warm your heart?

Kevin and winnie
Taking those first
Tentative steps

Back to
The wonder years.

Actually, it just makes me
Really glad that you and I

Had the forethought
Never to hook up.

Amen, sister christian.

Why is that,
Do you think?

Well, if you look at
The clinical research,

You'll find that
The smart-ass sidekick,
He never gets the girl.

Ohh.

The real reason
There was never
A you and me, lindley,

Is because you and me--
We don't need anything
From each other.

I'm sorry.
I left my decoder ring
Back in the cereal box.

You see,
You, as the girl
Whose wanton ways

Had her banished
To the boonies,

You needed the affection

Of the unblemished
Small town pure-heart

To validate you in your
Oh, so vulnerable time,
Right?

Me, as the perennial
Black sheep of
The witter brood,

I guess I just needed
The love and affection
Of a woman

Whose drive and devotion
So shamed me to the core

That it would force me
To get in touch with,

I don't know.
Shall we call it
My inner achiever?

But you and me,
We're different.

We're on
A level playing field.

God, I thought that dawson
Was good at deconstruction.

Ah, principal green!
Do you have a moment?

Now is not the best time.

I just wanna let you
Know that I take
My appointment

To the head of
The disciplinary
Committee

With the utmost
Seriousness,

And I am determined
Not to lose your trust.

That's an earnest attitude.
Now, if you'll excuse me--

I just wanna let you know
That the last few weeks
Have been tumultuous,

To say the least,

But I'm pleased
To report that I have
My priorities in order.

Good. I'm glad
To hear that.

I'd like to
Run by a few ideas,
If that's all right.

Come on.

Excellent!
Ok, I've read
The rules of conduct

Prepared by
The board of
Education...

I can't tell you how much
I miss this, joey.

Me, too.

You know, I...
I feel lucky.

So do I.

Like I've been able
To recapture
A feeling that I lost

Somewhere along the way.

I know what you mean.
It's like--

I mean, granted, it's only
For a school project,

But it feels good to be
Making movies again.

Ahh...

I thought you were
Talking about us.

Silly me.

Well, that--that, too.

Obviously.

I mean, you know, I...

I miss that whole
"Let's make a movie" bug
Thing we had

Before things got
So terminally angsty,
But it's...

I'm really glad
We're friends again.

Friends.

Right.

300 years ago, harlots who
Were practicing witchcraft

Were banished
To that island.

And what happened there
Is proof-positive

That the good lord
Doesn't take lightly

To those who dabble
In the black arts.

One time in high school,
This kid disappeared
There.

He was a big stoner,

One of those guys that
Has led zeppelin iv

Playing in his head
At all times.

So everybody said
He probably got wasted
And drowned.

I don't know.

Some people say
The witches got him.

Yeah, well, kids just
Mysteriously disappear there
Over the years,

And they say it's
The witches or whatever.

But I think the cia or the nsa
Had something to do with it.

It's just like our government
To come up with some occult
Back story

To cover up
Their malfeasance.

Nobody brought snacks?

No.
Come on, guys!

What is a field trip
Without the snacks?

Nobody brought
The doritos,
The ho-hos?

My kingdom for a coke
Wrapped in tin foil.

It's the, uh,
Dawson leery party,
Right?

Present and accounted for.

Mind if I ask you
A couple questions?

I'm making a movie.

Only if you
Return the favor.

All right?

So, uh...

What's your movie
About?

I'm making a documentary
About witch island.

What's your movie about?

I'm making a documentary

About all the people
Making a documentary
About witch island.

Ever since
blair witch hit,

Every geek
With a camcorder
And a dream's

Been out here,
So with a little luck,

This baby will get me on
The festival circuit,
Right?

Yeah. What can you tell me
About witch island?

You know, you kids think
It's all spooky fun

And kitchy cool
And all that,

But just don't get so
Caught up in your little
Scooby-doo adventure

That you get stuck
Out there past dark.

Oh, come on.
We don't scare that easy.

She calling me a liar.
You calling me a liar?

Is that what
You're saying, huh?

Girls died out there.

You don't think they're
A little ticked off
About what happened

All those years ago?

You think they're above
Taking their anger out

On an errant
Teenybopper or two

Every once in
A full moon, huh?

These girls, sometimes they
Just can't control their
Natural urges, you know?

All right, all aboard.
Let's go.

Hey, gang.

Welcome to witch island.

I'm wendy dalrymple of the
Capeside historical society,

And I'm here to answer
Any questions that you
May have about witch island,

Which, I'm ashamed to say,

Represents a particularly
Dark period

Of our nation's
History.

Good god.

You wouldn't happen to have
A snack bar or anything
Over here, would ya?

'cause I'm famished.

And cameron over there
Decided to cancel
The 7-eleven run

Before we got on
The boat.

You will find
Some refreshments at our
Gift shop, young man,

Along with a lovely
Selection of our
Witch-themed souvenirs.

Oh! I like souvenirs.

Making a little movie,
Are we?

He's ripping off
the blair witch
Project.

Seen it.

Come with me.
I'll take you
To the cemetery.

Goes over real well with
You filmmaker types.

It's got a lot
Of atmosphere.

Hey, joey, you realize
blair witch was fake, right?

Whereas my documentary
Is real.

Pacey, check this out.

"Has that wicked crush
Got you down?

"Do you stare at him for hours
Without getting so much
As a glance in return?

"Do you ever call
And hang up,

"Rifle through his garbage?

"Has the thought of
Disfiguring his girlfriend
Ever crossed your mind?

"Stalk no more, ladies.

"This handy-dandy
Incantation

"Will turn the object of
All your sugary affections

Into a lovesick puppy dog."

Dream on, lindley.

What, you don't think
It'll work?

Well, not to be
A naysayer...

No, actually,
To be a naysayer,

My belief in the
Power of spells is
Somewhere up there

With my belief
In the validity
Of sea monkeys.

I'm gonna try it.

Really? On whom?

You.
Me?

Who better?
You're not attracted to me
In the slightest.

Not in the least.

Ouch.

No, no, no.
I didn't mean it
Like that.

You are certainly
Quite the little
Uber-vixen,

And I am nothing
If not fond of you,

But you're just
Not my type.

Right back at you, man.

I'm brooding and comely.

I'm sure that you score
Way high on some girl's
Cute-o-meter, pace,

Just not mine.

I'm a better catch than
Ty the bible beater

Or that skirt-chasing
Neanderthal chris wolfe.

This coming from a guy
Whose past two relationships
Have ended

With the girl
Either leaving town
To avoid prosecution

Or cool out in crazy camp
For the summer.

Ouch.

There are only 12.

What?

There were 13 witches,
Dawson.

13 girls were sent here,

And there are only
12 graves.

Smart girl.

Nobody ever
Picks up on that.

Her name was
Mary waldeck.

What happened to her?

Her body was never found.

No one knows for sure
What happened,

But there are 2 distinct
Schools of thought.

For those that like
A good ghost story,

Well, they believe that
She really was a witch

And she haunts the island
To this day.

But for those romantics
Out there,

They believe that her lover
Came and took her away
From this awful place.

Her lover?

Yeah.

I'll give you
The cliff notes.

Mary was an orphan.

She was taken in by a family
Called the bennetts

And raised alongside
Their own son william.

William and mary
Got along famously,

So much so, in fact,

That in time,
They fell in love.

Uh-oh.

One night, mary and william
Were found in bed together.

This did not go over well
With the god-fearing bennetts.

And in the blink of an eye,

Mary was no longer
Their daughter.

She was a witch.

That's horrible.

Can you imagine what this
Poor girl had to go through?

This is a young girl
No older than you.

Put on trial, banished
To some godforsaken island

For crimes that she
Didn't even understand,
Much less commit.

She was separated from
The love of her life.

I think that that's
What makes this island
Such a charged place.

'cause if you've ever
Loved somebody that
You couldn't be with,

Sadness, longing,

The uncertainty.

You taking this down,
Dawson?

What do you mean?

Soul mates torn apart
By circumstances
Beyond their control,

Doomed to wonder
What might have been?

There's your movie.

What about the fire?
Where did that happen?

Through the woods
At the church.

Can you take us there?
I'd love to get some footage.

No.

I never, ever
Go into the woods.

And if you kids are smart,

You won't, either.

But if you do decide to go,

We have some maps
In the gift shop.

"With lights low
And feet on the floor,

"Chant these words

"Dar sabboleth...

"Demotivka...

demotivka, rhinotchka,
Bleeth."

Your turn.

Excuse me?

I'm sorry.
It sounded
Like you said

Something about
Me consuming that
God-awful muck.

Says right here that both myself
And the object of my affection

Must ingest of the potion
In order for the spell to work.

No, no, no, no.

Please?

Pretty, pretty,
Pretty please?

You don't have to swallow
The branches, I promise.

Fine.

But, lindley...

Payback is gonna
Be a bitch.

How do you feel?

Less than fresh.

What is going on in here?

Just a couple of crazy kids
Practicing a little bit
Of black magic.

Yeah.

You shouldn't mess with things
That you don't understand.

Here. This will take you
Through the woods

And to the church.

And, oh, yeah,
Don't get lost

Because it's very dark,
It's very dangerous,

And there is an excellent chance
That you will never be seen

Or heard from ever again.

Ok?

Take that
Mary waldeck girl,
For example.

Was she a witch?
I think not.

Sounds like
She just had a bad case
Of the warm and fuzzies.

It's too
Heartbreaking for words.

I couldn't
Disagree more.

How do you figure?

It clearly illustrates
How love can thrive

In even the worst
Of circumstances.

Yeah, and look
What happened to her.

Nobody knows
What happened to her.

I think it's safe to assume
That mary died a very sad
And lonely death,

Separated from the one boy
She ever loved.

I don't buy that.

If 2 people are truly,
Madly, deeply in love,

They'll figure out a way
To be with each other.

They were young.
They were split up
For a long time.

Maybe he forgot about her.
Maybe he met someone else.

But if he didn't
Meet somebody else
And forgot about her,

Then obviously, they
Were never meant to be
In the first place.

See my point?

Could you be
Any more naive?

Could you be
Any more cynical?

Could you be any more
Irritating?

Pipe down, you guys.
We're here.

What do you think
The chances are that they
Got a men's room in there?

'cause I think
I went a little heavy
On the witch's brew.

Be right back.

Spaghetti straps
And open-toed shoes?

Not on my watch.

Inappropriate display
Of the female forms,

Statute 97.1.

Offensive and disgusting.

Uh, excuse me, excuse me.

In case you didn't know,

Elvis has most definitely
Left the building.

And in his absence,

There will be no sideburns
Creeping past the earlobes.

Rules of conduct, baby.

Read 'em, learn 'em,
Live 'em.

Listen to this.

The townspeople
Built the church

'cause they thought it would
Help the girls find god.

They'd send a minister
Over every sunday,

But the girls would just
Tease them so mercilessly,

Eventually he gave up
And stopped coming.

I can hang with
Those girls.

I wonder if pacey
Loves me yet.

They were murdered.

Beg your pardon?

It says here
That a group of men
From the mainland

Treated the island
Like their own
Personal brothel.

When word got out,
The bible-thumpers
Got together

And decided enough
Was enough.

And then
An angry mob came,

Corralled the girls
Into this church,

Set it on fire.

That's when william
Must've run off with mary.

Hold on, romeo.

Why are you
Reading into this
All of a sudden?

How do you know
That william didn't
Light the torch?

Uh, I don't know.
Maybe 'cause he loved her.

How do you know he was
Such the enlightened
Male, dawson?

I mean, if the whole
Town thinks your
Girlfriend's a witch,

Maybe it's just easier
To go with the flow.

That's not the story
I'm interested in telling.

A good documentarian
Looks at the story from
All possible angles,

Not just from
The perspective

Of his cloying and
Annoying world view.

Has pacey
Shown up yet?

Not since he went
In search for
The perfect tree.

We gotta get back.
It's starting to get dark.

You know,
I'll go find him.

You two go back
To that boat guy

And make sure he doesn't
Leave without us,

And we'll meet you
Back at the docks.

Joey, why does
My optimism
Have you so irked?

That's not
What's irking me, dawson.

What is it?

What's going on with us?

This is not the time
Or the place

To run through
An exhaustive
Dissertation

On the state
Of our relationship.

Right. You know,
We should just stand back

And watch it
Crumble around us.

We'll deal with it later
When it's more convenient.

Joey, we're friends.

Why can't we just
Leave it at that?

Friends.

Yeah. You take away
Everything else
That we are,

And then
We're friends.

Dawson, you can't just
Will a friendship
Into existence.

You know, I give up.

For the first time
In my life,

I have no idea
What you're
Talking about.

Of course you don't.

Well, explain yourself.

Dawson, what exactly
Do you know about my life
These days?

I mean, think about it.

Do you know how I lost my job?
How I did on my psats?

How the potter sisters are
Eking out their meager living?

And, you know,

I don't know a thing
About your life, either.

I'm sorry if I've been
Distant, but that...

I thought that's
What we needed.

You know what?

The last year of my life
Has been this...

Wide-awake nightmare
Of conflicting emotions.

And no matter
How bad it got,

There was always one thing
That kept me going,

And that was us.

Our bond, our connection,
Whatever you wanna call it.

You know, it made me feel
Like I wasn't alone,

That I was part
Of something special.

So I'm not standing here
Whining about being friends
Or not being friends.

It's just...

For the first time
In my life,

I'm not feeling
That connection, dawson.

And it scares me.

Wait!

There you are.

Great. Get in.
Let's go.

No. We can't leave yet.

We got split up
From our friends.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Didn't I warn you guys
About getting stuck out here
Past dark?

I'm pretty sure
That I did.

They'll be here any minute.

No. Uh-uh.

No way. I'm not stayin'.

Weird things happen
Out here at night, man.

So you can
Come with me now,

Or I can come back
In the morning

And find out
Who's still alive.

We're not gonna leave
Without our friends.

Fine. I warned
You guys.

I told you.

Whatever you do,
Don't go in the woods!

So you feeling
Anything yet?

Feel what, exactly?

The spell.

Yeah. Yeah, I am
Actually starting
To feel something.

I think I'm
Starting to feel
A little lost.

That's what it is.
Lost.

Yeah, I know.

Pace, I gotta say,
The idea of a wholesome,

Biblically themed meal
This evening with grams

Isn't sounding
Too gosh-darned
Unappealing.

I'd even consider
Saying grace,

But instead,
I am traipsing around
Some haunted forest

With the likes of you.

Why am I always
The bad guy, huh?

Do I deserve this?
I don't think so.

What is it about me
That inspires such
Vitriolic diatribes?

Take andie, for example.

She goes away
For the summer

And sleeps with
A mental patient.

So I break up with her
For conduct unbecoming
A girlfriend,

Something which I think I was
Pretty justified in,

And yet somehow
She manages to
Turn it around

So that I feel
Like the creep
At the end of the day.

How does that happen?

You think
You're the creep?

Just wait until some
Sweet, innocent freshman

Gets a crush on you,
And then you accidentally
On purpose

Break his smitten
Little heart,

Thus derailing
His nascent love life
Forever.

Love has this horrible
Habit of messing
Everything up.

That it does.

But sex is nice.

Yes, it is.

Sex good. Love bad.

You toss it
Into the wok,

It messes
The whole thing up.

This is true.

I'm starting to think
That maybe casual sex
Is the way to go.

Sex is never casual, pacey.

Perhaps, but what if
Both partners agreed
To the terms beforehand?

Like a pre-nup?

Yes. Exactly.

Like a pre-gettin' busy
Agreement.

I'm just thinkin'
Out loud here.

But the concept
Of 2 horny teenagers
Coming together

For some
Gleefully nasty coitus

And parting as friends

Is positivelyrevolutionary in this day and age.

Sounds killer in theory.

No guilt.

No shame.

No head games.

No bad mix tapes.

I hate those.

You know, this may
Be the witch's brew
Talking, lindley,

But you are starting to
Look all kinds of cute.

"Another day goes by
Without word
From william.

"It's been but
A few weeks time since
I arrived on the island,

"Yet it feels like
An eternity.

This time apart has me
Wondering if our bond
Was but an illusion."

Is that what you think, joey?

That our relationship
Was some sleight-of-hand
Magic trick you made

To fill up
Some hole in your life?

I didn't say that,
Dawson.

Don't put words
Into my mouth.

I don't have to.

Dawson, don't you
Ever wonder,

You know,
Where this is going,
Where we are exactly?

I mean, is this
Just the first act,

Or has our story ended
And we're just too
Stupid to realize it?

Why do we have to figure
All that out right now?

What's wrong
With just living
In the present for once?

Because the present
Sucks, dawson.

I mean, excuse me
For thinking back
And looking forward,

But I'm just trying
To make sense of
What's happened to us.

Joey, you yourself
Once told me

That some love stories
Never end.

What happened
To that girl?

She offered herself
To the boy she loved,

The boy she thought
Loved her back...

And he rejected her.

Joey, listen to me.

If we are truly
Meant to be,

Then we will find a way
Back to each other.

It's as simple as that.

You so sure about that,
Dawson?

Listen.

"I fill my days
With memories of him.

"I remember how
He used to look at me,

"As if I were his most
Valuable treasure.

"Has he found
A new treasure?

"I can't help but wonder

"If we will be able
To find our way back
To each other.

"The road before us
Seems so very long,

"And my head is clouded
With such dark thoughts.

"I feel our bond grows
Weaker by the day,

And I'm powerless
To stop it."

That's probably them.

Hey.

You rang?

Thought you guys rang.

We didn't ring.

Well, somebody rang.

Well...

This is mighty peculiar,
People.

What?

There's no bell.

What?

Ok.

I'm now sufficiently wigged.

How goes
The 17th century soap?

She just got a letter
From william.

Do tell.

"November 10, 1693."

That's today.

It's also
The anniversary
Of the fire.

Yeah.

"A letter today
From my beloved william.

"He has made me
So happy.

"He says
He's coming tonight

"To take me away from
This godforsaken prison.

"Yet, I am scared.

"He says there are
Those in town

Who feel we should be
Punished further
For our crimes."

That's the last entry.

So...

You think he'd
Come back for her?

Nah.

He probably
Played her for a fool

And took up with
Some well-bred hussy
From the mainland.

Come on, joey,
Hop on the happy train.

Sounds to me like those two
Were madly in love.

Yeah.

You know, I hate to be
One of those girls

Who mistakes pop lyrics
For profound thought.

But sometimes...

Love just ain't enough.

And I hate to be the one

To burst this whole subtextural
Bubble that you're living in,

But do me a favor, joey.

Don't let somebody else's
Love life dictate your own.

You're not filming
Anymore, hombre?

I'm not feeling particularly
Visionary at the moment.

Let me ask you
Something, pacey.

Do you think
I made a mistake?

When and where?

Well...

I told joey that
We needed some time apart.

Do you think
You made a mistake?

Not at first, but...

When I look at her now,
And I see how far apart
We drifted, and I...

I don't know.
What if I was wrong?

What if we don't
End up together?

It's all my fault.

You wanna know what I see
When I look at you, dawson?

For better or for worse,

I see a guy
Who consistently wears
His heart on his sleeve.

So no matter
How harsh it may seem
In retrospect,

When you decided to put
Some distance between
Yourself and joey,

I know all you were
Doing was just
Following your heart.

And with that
In mind,

I really don't think
It's possible for you
To have made a mistake.

So you honestly think
We can pull this off?

I don't see why not.

You don't have any
Feelings for me, right?

None whatsoever.

No offense, of course.

None taken, of course.

You for me? Feelings?

Hardly ever think
About you.

You gotta love that.

So what do we do now?

Uh...

Should I take
My pants off?

Maybe we should kiss first.

Yeah.

That's a good idea.

Wait. Is this the spell?

I don't know.

I don't care.

All I know is that
In november of 1999,

4 hyper-verbal teenagers
Wandered off into the
Woods on witch island

To film some
Ridiculous documentary
For history class,

And 8 hours later,

2 of them started
Making out.

That was...

Weird.

Yeah.

Try again?

Ok.

How about that?
More weird?

Not so much.

Look out!

Open the door!

Break it down!

Pacey, break it down!

Unholy wench!

Hey!

Come on!

Can we please
Just go home now?

Look, I don't care
If we have to swim home.

Let's just get the hell
Out of here.

Guys, there's gotta be
A logical explanation
For all this.

Ok, well, why don't you
Send us a postcard, spock,

Because I, for one,
Am not sticking around
To find out. Come on!

Hey, the boat's here.

Jen, joey, get the line.

Get in! Get in!

To be quite honest,

I had envisioned a much more
Straightforward documentary

On the history
Of witch island,

But I was surprised

A love story,
Pure and simple.

2 soul mates torn apart
By the social climate
Of their time.

And while what happened
To us on the island

Is certainly open
To interpretation,

There's no disputing
The fact that the island

Embodies the emotional
Turmoil of a girl

Who didn't know what
The future held for her
And the boy she loved.

It's nice work, mr. Leery.

A tad derivative in the wake
Of the whole blair witch
Phenomenon,

But inspired work
Nonetheless.

I particularly liked
The part when--

Hey, man,
What's that all about?

What?

It looks like 2 people
Standing on the dock,
Watching you go.

See? Look close.

Principal green,
We got a situation here.

Milling and
Making a filthy den
In the library.

One week's detention.

Next!

Miss mcphee,
You care to explain
What's going on here?

Principal green,
I took your advice,
And I ran with it.

I've teamed up with belinda,

And we've taken
The first steps
Towards improving

The quality of life
At capeside.

What could all of
These students have
Possibly done wrong?

Each and every one of them

Was in direct violation
Of the rules of conduct.

The rules of conduct
Were prepared in 1957.

Of course they're gonna
Be in violation.

Now, after you dismiss
These students,

I'd like you
To stop by my office.

So when are we
Gonna talk about it?

Talk about what exactly?

What happened out there.

What did happen
Out there, lindley?

I don't have any idea.

But I would just prefer

If it didn't get in the way
Of our...Experiment.

Perhaps we should
Take the shadowy,
Ill-explained events

Of our brief
Sojourn in the woods
As something of an omen.

No.

No?

No. If nothing else,
That gooey little melodrama

Only proves that love
Just mucks everything up.

So then your
Thinking would be

That we should
Still have sex?

Yes.

Well, all right,
Then. Ok.

Do you wanna do it
Right now?

Um...Do you?

I'm kinda tired,
Actually.

Oh, fine. roswell's on
In 5 minutes, anyway, so...

You just let me know
When you wanna do it,

And...I'll do it...Too.

Ok, so let me
Get this straight--

If I am ever in the need
Of a...Release,

You're just gonna
Help me out?

Exactly. But keep in mind,
It's a two-way street.

Of course.

Well, that sounds fantastic.

Doesn't it?

It does.
Good.

Should we, I don't know,
Should we kiss on that?

No.
No?

Kissing is intimate,
And--and we're not about
Intimacy.

Perhaps we should just
Shake on it, then.

Shaken.

Great.

It's good seein' ya.

Who else could it be other than
Wendy and that boat guy?

He's a guy, she's a girl.
They both had access
To the island.

They left the boat
Out there for us.

I mean, it's the only
Possible explanation.

The only possible
Explanation?

Let's hear your version.

Ok. The girl's
Mary waldeck,

And the guy's
William bennett.

Look at those clothes
And that hat.

Those are
17th-century clothes
If I've ever seen them.

I think the crack habit has
Definitely come between you

And your cognitive powers,
Dawson.

Obviously wendy
And the boat guy

Were screwing with us
The whole time.

Skeptic.

Sucker.

Cynic.

Gullible.

I don't know.
Maybe you're right.

Maybe we've seen the world
According to dawson
One too many times.

Maybe I should step out of
The movie theater and into
The harsh light of day.

I don't know, dawson.
I mean, maybe you're right.

Maybe william and mary found
Their way back to each other
After all.

Ya think?

It's just a thought.

Joey, I wanna apologize.

For what?

For taking our friendship
For granted.

It was wrong to think
We could just pick up

Right where we left off.

Well, it's not entirely
Your fault, dawson.

I mean, look at us.

We've spent yearsintellectualizing every little feeling,

And it doesn't count
For anything.

All that matters
Is what we do,

How we take care
Of each other, so...

So let's not
Talk this to death.

Let's take it slow and...

Check in with each other
Every once in a while.

That sounds
Immensely doable.

Good.

I think this is one x-file
We're never gonna close.

Well, not unless
We go back.

No.

Come on, joey,
The sequel.

Let's just see how
This one opens first.

By the way, how did you
Do on your psats?

Brilliantly.

Watch out.