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The commodore 64,
The lawn dart,
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The rock-n-sockem
Robots,
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Super sugar crisp,
The laserdisc,
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And now, back
From the halls
Of obsolescence,
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The betamax machine.
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Hey, man,
You are a lifesaver.
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I got less than 48 hours
To become an expert
Documentarian,
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And all mom's newsreels
Are on beta.
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What? Dawson leery
Eschewing the ephemeral
World of make-believe
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For the gritty realities
Of real life?
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Has the world
Spun off course?
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Was the dalai lama
Spotted at black angus?
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More like my mother's been
Dangling a big fat carrot.
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Human interest story
She was working on
At the network
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Fell out at
The last minute.
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And?
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And she says
That if I can edit
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Some raw footage
By friday morning,
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There's a chance
She could whip it into shape
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And be on the air
That night.
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Hey, it's the chance
Of a lifetime.
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That'll make a guy
Change his vision.
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Well, it's
A temporary change.
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As soon as I get
My foot in that
Proverbial door,
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I'll be right back
In the magical land
Of make-believe.
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I don't know,
Dawson.
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I mean,
You got an amazing
Opportunity here
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To change
Your whole genre.
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Real-life stories are
Always more compelling
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Than anything you could
Possibly dream up.
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Real life is interesting,
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But it will
Never be as dramatic as
A well-conceived narrative.
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Look at everything
That's been happening
In your life lately.
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Are you honestly telling
Me that you could
Conceive of something
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More thrilling,
More sexy, and
More far-fetched?
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Huh?
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All right, fine.
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Who's your guinea pig?
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It's jack mcphee.
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Again?
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Gay kid joins
Losing high school
Football team,
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Overcomes adversity,
Battles antiquated
Stereotypes,
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And ends up
Becoming the star.
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Now, if you're gonna
Mess with that story,
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You'd just be gilding
The lily, dawson.
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It's a great story,
But you can't just
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Turn the camera on
And let it run.
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Why not?
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That's exactly
What's happening here.
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It seems pretty
Interesting to me.
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My mom must've
Taped over her work.
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Honey, this is dawson.
Can you say hi?
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Hi.
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He's my friend.
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Is that who
I think it is?
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This is joey, dawson,
Can you say hi?
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Hi, joey.
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Once a heartbreaker,
Always a heartbreaker,
Huh, dawson?
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Mornin'.
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Why do you insist
On degrading your
Team colors like that?
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Well, grams,
The fishnets
Only come in black,
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And the matching
Leather whip,
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It's on back order.
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Jennifer.
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Come on, grams,
The entire notion
Of cheerleading
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Is just a sexist attempt
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To try and objectify
The female body.
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I'm making a statement.
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You're making a mockery.
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The mockery
Has been made.
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I'm simply
Pointing it out.
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Although,
I got to tell ya,
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I don't know how
Many more pep rallies
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And spirit cookies
I can actually stomach.
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Your school has
An important game coming up.
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Right now they need
Your leadership and verve.
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Back when I was
On the pep squad,
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We relished the opportunity
To show off our team spirit
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By wearing our uniforms
To school.
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Grams, I hate
To break it to you,
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But you were showing off
A bit more than just
Team spirit.
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Jennifer.
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Like, oh, my god,
Go team. Ha ha. Ha ha.
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For a minute I thought
You'd been possessed
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By these school spirit
Creatures from planet
Overzealous.
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Not quite yet,
But I am thinking about
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Making a run for it
Before the pods hatch.
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What do you say, scully?
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Cut class with you?
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Sounds delectable.
I'll pass.
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What if I told you that
There was a mission
To my madness?
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Are you serious?
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But of course.
Ze misseur in
The stylish shirt
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Request the presence
Of the madame
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For a very pressing
Appointment, ja?
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What is it?
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Well, that would be
The surprise part.
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Just tell me, pacey.
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Let me think
About that...Nope.
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Well, fine.
You won't tell me,
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Then I'm not
Going anywhere.
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Oh, little joe,
You're so cute.
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But friend to friend,
Honestly,
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You should check into
Some more of those
Feigning disinterest classes.
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Oh, thanks.
But trust me, pacey,
I couldn't care less.
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Well, ok.
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Whether or not you're
Actually interested,
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You have about 10 seconds
To make up your mind
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After I round that corner.
Starting now.
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One...
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2...
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3...
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6 seconds?!
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6? I mean, come on.
Have you no pride?
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I thought you'd last
At least to 8.
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I loathe you.
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People have been shocked
At how well you've
Taken to the game.
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Did you love football
As a child?
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Heh. I've only been
Playing football
For a few weeks.
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I think the only subject
I know less about is
Being gay, actually.
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I--I don't know.
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Some things are
Just instinct maybe.
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Well, one thing
Jack has learned
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Is the importance of
Starting practice on time.
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Go stretch out to run
Your 40s.
Yes, sir.
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And taking a tenth off
Yesterday doesn't mean
You can coast.
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Ok. Gotta go.
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Uh, no problem. Ahem.
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We can take care of
The coach leery interview.
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What do you say, dad?
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Uh, not now, dawson.
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But, dad,
It's due tomorrow.
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Dawson, you can
Get an extension.
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Me, I've got
A game on saturday,
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And I need these guys
Completely focused
On football, ok?
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Pick it up!
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He wore it in
-the bc/
-miami game.
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Spit it out right after
Throwing the hail mary.
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Right when
The whistle blew,
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My brother, he ran onto
The field and grabbed it.
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Well, the dude's got
Some big molars.
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They're crowns, actually.
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Check out
The number 2 bicuspids.
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Remind you of anyone?
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Hey, what's
Everybody looking at?
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Oh, uh, well, apparently
We're looking at
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Doug flutie's
Old mouthpiece.
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A mouthpiece?
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That was actually
In his mouth?
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Well, that's disgusting.
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Henry says it's
His good luck charm.
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Henry needs
His head examined.
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What am I gonna do, jack?
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I gotta do something.
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Jen lindley, her voice
Is the sweetest music.
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Her very name is
Fire in my loins.
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Uh, just a thought,
Henry,
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But next time you might
Want to just start
By saying hello.
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Hey, we missed you
This morning at
The spirit table.
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Where were you?
We were worried
About you.
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Look, you guys, I stayed
Really late at that
Pep rally yesterday,
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Um, I have limits.
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Is this
A low-iron day?
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Yeah, try not to let
Anyone else see you,
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'cause it might hurt
The auction.
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Auction?
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The silent auction.
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Yeah, you should be
Really proud.
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It's like the most
Successful one
We've ever had.
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Like, half the senior guys
Have already put in their bids.
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What are you
Auctioning off?
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Well, the winner
Gets to ride in
On the minuteman mule
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At the end of the game.
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Uh-huh,
And receive a kiss from
The head cheerleader.
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Oh, no, they don't.
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Now, jenny--
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Jen. Ok? It's jen.
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You know, this whole thing
Just started as a bad joke,
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An excuse to get out
Of biology,
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But do you see
What it's turned into?
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I have pranced around
In front of this entire
School at pep rallies
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Without even knowing
What the hell pep is.
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I have listened to
Clack and prattle
About car washes,
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Dance-a-thons,
And dog-sitting
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Until I think I'm gonna
Puke up my homemade
Spirit cookies.
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Jenny--
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And despite this itch
I am getting on my ass
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From this polyester
Molest-me skirt,
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I've done it all with
A smile on my face.
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But you know what, ladies,
The smile is gone.
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I'm sorry, but there is
No way I'm going to be
Sold off
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Like some harem girl
To the highest bidder.
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Everyone has a limit,
And I've reached mine.
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I quit.
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Ohh!
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Oh, uh, uh...
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E.T.S.?
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Stop. Drop that folder.
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Back away
From the material.
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Yes, sir.
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Keep your hands
In plain sight.
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Are you with
The educational
Testing service?
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That's confidential.
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I just hope nobody
At capeside high
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Has done anything wrong,
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Broken any rules, compromised
The integrity of the exam.
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Passing along
That information
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Would constitute
A breach of security.
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Of course.
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Do you know where
Principal green is?
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No, sir.
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But before you go,
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Let me express my regret
And recalcitrance
At this incident.
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Recalcitrance?
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Um, I mean, repentance.
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Repentance,
As in contrition,
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Compunction, you know,
Contriteness.
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Good day, ma'am.
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Watch yourself.
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This isn't
A surprise, pacey.
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It's a death march
On a deserted road.
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We're almost there.
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Why didn't we
Just drive?
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Because, potter,
On occasion,
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My father actually
Likes to use his car.
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So I risk my future
So I can stand in line
At the post office
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And then traipse 5 miles
Through the wilderness
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Carrying some
Stupid package.
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You know, did you ever
Stop to think
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About how much
Hormonally-charged
Energy you waste
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On these quick quips
And the biting banter?
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Your life would be
Considerably more productive
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If you would just
Take some more, uh...
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Oh! What is that?
Some more...Action.
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If you took more action.
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Oh, like voluntary
Manslaughter?
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Well, how about like
Sticking out your thumb, huh?
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Oh, yeah?
What else?
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Maybe hike up my skirt,
Pout my lips,
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Strike some sexy pose
For a horndog trucker?
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00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,781
Stick out your own thumb,
You sexist toad.
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I am not a sexist.
I am a pragmatist, ok?
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You ever seen
the sure thing?
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00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,831
That film elegantly
Portrays one of life's
Simple truths.
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00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,500
That a female, standing
On the side of the road,
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Even one with
A perpetual scowl
Such as yourself,
247
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,045
Has a better chance
Of flagging down a car
Than a guy.
248
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,214
Since I'm the only one here
With an opposable thumb,
249
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,300
I guess it's up to me
To use it.
250
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,384
And here's your chance.
251
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,306
Uhh!
252
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,776
Hi.
253
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,448
Today's your lucky day,
Miss potter.
254
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,075
Need a ride
Back to school?
255
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,911
Thanks.
256
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,122
Ohh!
257
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,377
Oh! Principal green, hoo!
258
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,587
Thank god you are here.
259
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,963
In preparing for
Our botany assignment,
260
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,298
It appears that
Josephine and I--
261
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,384
We wandered
Significantly farther
Away from the school
262
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,510
Than we had
Anticipated.
263
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,554
Frankly, I was
Beginning to worry
264
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,263
That we weren't going
To make it home
By nightfall.
265
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,226
That's a good one,
Pacey.
266
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,061
Heh heh.
267
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,063
Well, you know,
Let it never be said
268
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,606
That I'm lacking
In the creativity department.
269
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,731
Let's hope
You're not lacking
270
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,568
In the calamine lotion
Department either.
271
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,819
Now, put down
The poison oak
272
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,446
And get your butts
In my car.
273
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,949
Heh, ah,
After you, josephine.
274
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,582
All right, dad.
275
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,834
Dad.
276
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:32,835
Huh?
277
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:33,794
Look, I know you're busy.
278
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:34,879
I just need 10 minutes
Of your time.
279
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:35,880
I'll be out of your hair.
280
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,132
Can't it just wait
Till after the game?
281
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,843
I promise I'll have
Plenty of time for ya
After saturday.
282
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,803
Dad, I got to fed-ex
This thing out.
283
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,472
Fed-ex?
284
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,640
To mom at the station.
285
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,935
Station?
286
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,520
What are you
Talkin' about?
287
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,564
The story
I'm doing on jack.
288
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,525
Your mother wants to do
A story on jack?
289
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,569
I want to do a story on jack.
I am doing a story on jack.
290
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,237
This is gonna go
On television?
291
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,572
When?
292
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,574
Hopefully tomorrow.
Dad, we talked about this.
293
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,242
I thought this was one
Of your school projects.
294
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,660
It is a project.
295
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,869
Dad, remember last night
In your kitchen
296
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,622
The blond-haired kid
Who was moving his lips?
297
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,123
That was actually me
Telling you this.
298
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,585
Dawson,
This is the last thing
That I need right now.
299
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,961
Oh, why is that?
300
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,546
Because football
Is a head game,
301
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,965
And I can't risk
My best player
Or any player
302
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:19,966
For that matter,
Losing focus.
303
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,593
I've worked
Too damn hard.
304
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,928
Forgive me
If my entire future
305
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,680
Conflicts with your
Precious football team.
306
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,224
Aw, don't be
So theatrical.
307
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,602
I'm the one with
The football-loving
Principal
308
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,187
Breathing down my neck.
I am trying to build
Something here.
309
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,106
What do you think
I'm doing,
310
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,525
Dabbling in a hobby?
311
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,985
That's the kind
Of opportunity
312
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,695
I've waited for
My entire life.
313
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:44,282
All 16 years of it?
314
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,492
Oh, so, the importance
Of a person's dreams
315
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,076
Is measured by their age?
316
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:51,748
There will be plenty
Of other opportunities,
Believe me.
317
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,833
Are you telling me
Not to do this?
318
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,545
I don't have to.
319
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,548
Because I know you'll
Make the right choice.
320
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,578
Hey.
321
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,872
You must be lost.
Bimbo cove is up the creek,
322
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,416
Right past
Brainless bay.
323
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,751
You can save
Your ammunition, joey.
324
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,836
Eve and I aren't
On speaking terms.
325
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,713
You mean, you guys
Actually talked?
326
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,006
Among other things, yes.
327
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,843
I need some advice.
328
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,848
What else are dumped
Ex-girlfriends for?
329
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,932
It's about my father.
330
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,685
Your father?
What about him?
331
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,771
He told me not to do
The story on jack and
The football team.
332
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,105
He did?
333
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,358
Well, not in so many words.
334
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,360
He thinks it might
Jeopardize his career.
335
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,363
His chances
Against woodward.
336
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:09,950
No offense, dawson,
But doesn't a nationally
Televised broadcast
337
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,870
Kind of overshadow
A high school football
Rivalry?
338
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,247
You'd have thought.
I don't know.
339
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,874
I mean, look at it from
His point of view,
You know?
340
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,334
The last couple of years
His cup hasn't exactly
Runneth over.
341
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,504
He had to
Give up his dream of
A restaurant idea,
342
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,799
His wife stepped out on him
With the capeside equivalent
Of ted knight,
343
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,803
And he's not exactly shining
As a substitute teacher.
344
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,471
So if you go ahead
With the story,
345
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,848
He could lose
More than the game.
346
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,933
He could lose
His self-respect.
347
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,935
Yeah.
348
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,312
What do you think?
349
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:42,233
Well, I think that
The swords that are
The father and son
350
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,943
Have finally
Crossed in conflict.
351
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,071
I mean, face it, dawson,
This is the stuff
Of greek drama.
352
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:51,075
Yeah, but is this
Tragedy or comedy?
353
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,620
Sometimes we fight our fathers,
And they respect us
354
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,331
And...Sometimes...
355
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:03,129
We fight them and...
We lose them forever.
356
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,093
You have to decide
How you want to live
Your life.
357
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,805
You know? What you
Can tolerate and...
358
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,515
And what you're
Willing to lose.
359
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,895
Oh, god, this is
So important to me,
360
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,979
But if I do it,
It's gonna kill him.
361
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,900
Well...
362
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,318
I hate to break it
To ya, dawson,
363
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,820
But according to freud,
364
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,071
That's exactly what
Sons are supposed to do.
365
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,371
I dubbed this for ya.
366
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,957
What's this?
367
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,042
Heh. Something I found.
368
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,252
Made me smile.
369
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,131
I guess, now, you could
Call it a thank you.
370
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,725
It must be
Dried saliva.
371
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,479
No, it's a zipper mark
From the pillow.
372
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:05,358
Yes, that bright sensation
In your eyes is,
Indeed, sunlight.
373
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,568
Rise and shine,
Dear girl.
374
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,237
These lovely young ladies
Have an urgent matter
To discuss with you.
375
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,615
I told you that I was
Finished with cheerleading.
376
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:16,995
And unless one of you
Is hiding a very large
Cup of black coffee
377
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,539
Under her pompoms,
I suggest you leave.
378
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,832
Oh, no, we respect
Your decision
379
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,625
To resign from
The squad,
380
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,669
Madison has accepted
The leadership challenge.
381
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,797
But please, you must
Reconsider the kiss.
382
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,466
Someone has
Bid $500.
383
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,260
But they've specifically
Stipulated that the kiss
Must come from you.
384
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,555
I don't care if they bid
The kingdom of brunei,
385
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,181
I'm not for sale.
386
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,768
What are we gonna tell
The children of
The cchpc?
387
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,603
The what?
388
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:47,191
The capeside county home
For parentless children.
389
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,109
Orphans? That--
390
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,487
That's what
The auction is for?
391
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,656
Orphans?
392
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,950
Ohh...
393
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,003
Uh, miss mcphee.
394
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,254
Been looking
For you.
395
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,380
Principal green.
396
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,298
Yes, listen, uh,
A critical problem
397
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,258
Has been brought
To my attention,
398
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,552
And I need to talk
To you about it.
399
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,012
What sort
Of problem, sir?
400
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,180
It's
A disciplinary matter.
401
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,640
Disciplinary?
402
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,518
Yes. Now, I'm
Unable to discuss it
With you at length now,
403
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,102
But if you come
To my office monday,
404
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:27,481
We'll sit down and
Go over all of our
Options in detail.
405
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,817
Options...Yes, sir.
406
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,987
Monday morning.
Be there.
407
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:43,497
So, since mr. Witter's
Attempt at lying to me
Was so creative,
408
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,584
I've come up with
A little creative
Response in kind.
409
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,962
Well, coming from
A just-minded soul
Such as yourself,
410
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,881
I'm sure your punishment
Will be nothing
But fair, sir.
411
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,215
Oh, thank you,
Eddie haskell.
412
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,259
Where is your
School spirit, josephine?
413
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,011
I think I left it
Cowering in the bushes.
414
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,679
Now that is
A gross misconception.
415
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,474
I hurled myself upon
The flames of responsibility.
416
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,684
I hope a deer tick
Crawled in your ear
And laid eggs.
417
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,561
Enough!
418
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,438
Honestly.
419
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,649
I am not sure how to get
Through to the two of you,
420
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,359
But since you obviously
Have an affinity
For one another,
421
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,737
Here's what
I have in mind.
422
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,906
No way.
423
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,324
Oh, that's not
Gonna happen.
424
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,535
Oh, I'm glad to see
We're all in agreement here.
425
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,457
I can't believe
He caught the thing.
426
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,334
It was way
Over his head.
427
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,418
Hey!
428
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,795
Hey.
429
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,338
What's wrong?
430
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,507
Nothing's wrong.
Why should anything
Be wrong?
431
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,426
Because you're sitting
In a stairwell of
A public high school.
432
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,971
Unless you're smoking
Or making out,
433
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,598
It's cause for concern.
434
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,475
Come on,
I'm going to meet dawson.
435
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,685
We're gonna check out
The footage from
My interview.
436
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,020
You went
Through with it?
437
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,312
Yeah. It was cool.
It went great.
438
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,606
Well, it may seem
That way today,
439
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,608
But anything could
Happen tomorrow to rock
Your safe little world.
440
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,901
What?!
441
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,195
Jack, maybe you
Overlooked something.
442
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,197
Maybe--maybe you didn't
See every angle.
443
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,574
Maybe you had a terrible
Moment of weakness.
444
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,118
Maybe without even
Realizing it,
445
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,453
You totally,
Irreversibly screwed up.
446
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,247
Andie, it's not
That big a deal.
Why be so paranoid?
447
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,043
Look, jack,
You could live
Your entire life
448
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,587
On the straight and narrow
Driving towards something
You believe in, then what?
449
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:18,176
One tiny little mistake,
One little error in judgment,
450
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,219
And the next thing you know,
Your car's on the side
Of the road,
451
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,180
Flipped over,
Wheels still spinning,
And the radio on.
452
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,556
What the hell are you
Talking about?
453
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,059
I'm talking about
Being publicly shamed,
454
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,685
Exposed for what
You really are.
455
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,395
I'm talking about
A life being ruined,
456
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,771
Cut short,
Nipped in the butt,
457
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:31,981
I'm talking about
Breaking dad's heart.
458
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,607
Dad?
459
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,068
Think about how
He's gonna feel, jack,
460
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,235
His disappointment,
His humiliation.
461
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,488
We are his
Pride and joy, jack.
462
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,323
Think about how hard
He's worked for us
Over the years,
463
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,159
How much he sacrificed.
And now this,
464
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,952
Out in the open
For everyone to see.
465
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,286
Just calm down,
All right?
466
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,287
I mean, it's not like
I'm still in the closet.
467
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,539
Dad already knows
I'm gay.
468
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:52,919
I know--
Yeah, I know. I know.
469
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,754
I just want you
To be careful, jack.
470
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,715
Every action
Has a consequence.
471
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,259
Be sure you think
This thing through.
472
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,557
No one really seems to care
What I may or may not do
Off the field.
473
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,977
So you have no problem
Playing against someone
Who's openly gay?
474
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,646
If a kid wants to come out
Wearing lipstick and rouge,
475
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,482
We're gonna infringe on him
The way we infringe on
Anybody else.
476
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,609
No difference.
477
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,114
Well...
478
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,578
I just lost
The first game of
My coaching career.
479
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,207
If you say so.
480
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,544
Dawson, that just
Went out to
3 million people.
481
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:40,633
Not to mention
You interviewed
The opposing coach.
482
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,343
So?
483
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,679
So 2 days ago,
Nobody knew how
Good jack was
484
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,014
Or who he is.
485
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,433
Now the whole world
Knows.
486
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,393
You might as well
Have gone out
487
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,729
And painted
A bull's-eye
On his back.
488
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,731
You never explained
That to me, dad.
489
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,109
I didn't think I had to.
It's pretty damn
Obvious!
490
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,902
Not to me it isn't!
491
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,821
Instead of celebrating
My first professional
Success in the world,
492
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,990
We're sitting here
Worrying about
A football game.
493
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,618
Hey, don't make me out
To be the bad guy here,
Dawson.
494
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,870
Yes, I'm angry,
Just like you knew
I would be.
495
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,957
We're talking about a team
That hasn't put a notch
In the win column in 3 years.
496
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,126
Now what are we saying,
That I'm wasting
My time?
497
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,544
No, but I want you
To have some perspective.
498
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:19,379
I can't even discuss this
With you right now.
499
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,174
You have no idea what
You're talkin' about!
500
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,675
Thanks to you,
I don't.
501
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,178
Ever since you
Took this job, you
Haven't spoken to me.
502
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,512
I talk to you.
503
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,430
Not the way you
Talk to the guys
On your team.
504
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,724
Well, you know what?
They respect me.
505
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,350
I respect you, dad.
506
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,813
It's just they're
More the kind of son
You wish you'd had.
507
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,231
That is not true.
508
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,734
Dawson, I hum the theme
From close encounters
509
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,486
In my sleep!
510
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,821
I reach out to you!
511
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,990
And when we can't
Find common ground,
512
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,491
I give you
Your space.
513
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,827
And when I take it,
You get pissed off
At me.
514
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:52,913
No. I'm just trying
To break you out of
Your self-centered,
515
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,415
Self-righteous fantasy world
Long enough to look out for
Other people.
516
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,751
Since when is it
my responsibility
To look out for you?
517
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,586
What are you saying?
518
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:02,506
I'm saying I parent you,
Dad. I walk in on you
Having sex.
519
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,382
I give you advice.
I'm the kid around here!
520
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,635
Sometimes I might even
Act like it!
521
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,903
Defense! Whoo whoo! Defense!
522
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,409
Come on,
Let's hit him!
Hit him! Hit him!
523
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:52,430
Go back to tetherball,
You limp-wristed homo!
524
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,474
This is getting
Ugly.
525
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,602
Crackback, damn it!
Crackback, crackback!
526
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,980
Right guard blocks down.
Litvack takes out the end!
527
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:06,153
They're keying on jack.
He's getting killed
Out there.
528
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,697
And our running game's
Doa.
529
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,617
Walk it off, mcphee!
Good man!
Walk it off!
530
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,161
Walk it off.
Can't walk it off.
You walk it off.
531
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,788
You all right?
Huddle up!
532
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,248
Let's go!
533
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,377
So tell me the truth.
Is this all my fault?
534
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,670
In a word...
535
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,922
Yes.
536
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,259
Look on the bright
Side, dawson.
537
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,344
At least when this
Is all over,
Win or lose,
538
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,512
You won't be on
The 50-yard line
539
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,432
Puckering your lips
For some spoiled brat
540
00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:36,474
With furry teeth
And halitosis.
541
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,979
Just think of it
As method acting.
542
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,981
Think of it as
Out of the question.
543
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,316
I'll flip you for it.
Not a chance!
544
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,984
Die die bo?
Forget it.
545
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,569
Fine. I'll just cut to the chase
And beg you--please, joey!
546
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:48,779
Please, please,
Please!
547
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,781
Don't make me
Go out there.
548
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,826
Look, I'm supposed to
Be at work right now
Making much-needed money,
549
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,329
But instead, because of you,
I'm standing on a football field
550
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,372
Fighting over
The rear end of a mule.
551
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:00,040
Fine. Fine. I was
Just giving you
Fair warning.
552
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,500
What?
553
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,421
I tend to get
A little carsick
In backseats.
554
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,474
Principal green?
555
00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:18,100
I made a mistake.
556
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,727
Well...A terrible error
In judgment, really.
557
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,856
I know that there's
No excuse for what I've done,
558
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:27,067
So I won't waste your time,
But there is an explanation,
559
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:31,030
One that I can only pray
You'll find in your heart
To understand.
560
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,407
See, there's this guy...
561
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:36,160
And when I met him,
It was like...
562
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,204
Like a shade going up
In a dark room,
563
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,873
Light suddenly pouring in.
564
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,917
He understood me in a way
That no one ever did
Or could.
565
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:49,089
And then, just as suddenly,
The room got dark again.
566
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,008
In my mind, I mean.
567
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:53,635
See...
568
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,554
Over the summer...
569
00:25:56,554 --> 00:26:00,393
I was treated
At a psychiatric hospital.
570
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:04,980
I didn't have to stay long,
Because I got better.
571
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,983
But when I came back,
572
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,819
I had lost the guy.
573
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,531
He was...My soulmate.
574
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:16,075
It was like having...
575
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:21,955
An organ, my heart,
Literally ripped from my body.
576
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:25,000
And all I could feel
Was cold and empty,
577
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,420
My future slipping away.
578
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:30,423
And I had
Lost the love...
579
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:33,217
So I was determined
Not to lose my life,
580
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,593
And that's why...
581
00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:38,389
I stole the test,
And that's why I cheated.
582
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:42,642
Because I wanted to try
To keep it from all
Getting away from me,
583
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:45,979
And...I know that
I only made things worse.
584
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,359
So...
585
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,611
Now all I can ask for
Is your compassion.
586
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,715
Let's go.
587
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,217
Where are we going?
588
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,760
To even the score.
589
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,222
Come on, guys.
590
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,432
You can't let 'em get to ya!
591
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:22,682
They are psyching you out!
592
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,059
Taking us out of our game plan.
593
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,228
The truth is,
We're not moving the ball.
594
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,438
We're not firing out
On defense!
595
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,398
Suck in that gut
And go harder.
596
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,609
A long time ago...
597
00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:34,069
There was a chinese
Warrior-philosopher.
598
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,280
General sun-tzu.
599
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,033
Brilliant military strategist
Who lived about 2,000 years ago.
600
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,080
My dad has been telling me
About him ever since
I was a kid.
601
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,417
What's with
The bucket?
602
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:51,504
We're gonna turn
Our weakness into a strength,
Just like the general said.
603
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,547
We're gonna start by
Obscuring everyone's number
604
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,466
So the other team
Can't find jack.
605
00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:57,468
That might work
For a couple of plays.
606
00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:59,178
That's why
It's only phase one.
607
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,678
So what's phase 2?
608
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,643
Jen.
609
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,448
All right,
Let's get up there,
610
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,575
Get up there and hit
Somebody now! Hit somebody!
611
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,243
Here we go.
612
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,120
Cross your fingers.
613
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,872
Ready?
Break!
614
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:37,132
Hey, coach, what's this?
615
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:48,101
42, blue turk right.
616
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,727
Double slot.
617
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:53,691
Try and find the homo now!
618
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,151
Set!
619
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,570
Hike!
620
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,412
21-4!
With 7 seconds left,
621
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,038
The minutemen
Have one last chance.
622
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,540
Can you get
A step on him, jack?
623
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,458
One more time.
What do you think?
624
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,834
I think my mascara's
Running.
625
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,795
Just throw me the ball.
I'll catch it.
626
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,214
Consider it done.
627
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,258
All right, cradle out.
Drill-9 shiver.
628
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,593
Broadside option,
Flow-and-go.
629
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:23,429
On 2. Ready?
Break!
630
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,557
-it's 4
-th in 14. The ball's
Sitting on the 25-yard line.
631
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:48,870
Hit him! Hit him!
632
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:56,086
Touchdown!
It's a touchdown!
633
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,631
Capeside wins!
634
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:04,303
What an incredible comeback.
635
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,556
After a long, dry spell,
Capeside is victorious.
636
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:13,687
Capeside 27-24.
637
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:16,231
Outstanding!
638
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,857
Mitch!
639
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,025
Yes, sir.
640
00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:21,027
That was one of
The most irreverent
641
00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:24,448
And imaginative
Game plans I've ever seen.
642
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,823
Congratulations, coach!
643
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,033
Thank you.
That's grea--
644
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,368
Aah!
645
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:33,415
One good deed down,
One to go.
646
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:36,502
Jennifer lindley,
Once again a victim
Of her own big heart.
647
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,295
Don't push it, buddy.
648
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:39,588
Uhh...
649
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,881
Principal green,
I need to talk to you!
650
00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,049
Not right now,
Andie.
651
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:44,677
No, sir, it's important.
It cannot wait.
652
00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:46,303
We need to
Clear this up.
653
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,013
Ok, what is it?
654
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:52,100
Well, I made a mistake.
Well, a terrible error
In judgment really.
655
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,102
What kind of mistake?
656
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:56,146
Well, I know there's
No excuse for what
I've done--
657
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,649
What are you talking
About, andie?
658
00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,276
Didn't you want
To talk to me?
659
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,737
That was monday.
I was gonna discuss it
With you on monday.
660
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:05,364
But if you must
Know now,
661
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,407
I'm forming a new
Student disciplinary
Committee,
662
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:09,618
And I want you to be
In charge of it.
663
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,829
Oh! Well...
I could do that.
664
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:14,247
I mean, I would be
Honored to do that!
665
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:17,543
Ok. Now, what was
This mistake you
Were talking about?
666
00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,045
I shouldn't have
Interrupted you.
667
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:23,048
It's a mistake
To be so...Impatient.
668
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,300
But I'm working on it,
Sir.
669
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:29,095
Ok. I'll talk
To you later.
670
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,264
I'm working on it.
671
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,442
All right! Ok! Ok!
672
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:45,987
And now,
Ladies and gentlemen,
673
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:49,032
The moment that you've
All been waiting for--
674
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,618
The winner
Of the silent auction
675
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,747
Who is entitled to one ride
On the minuteman mule
676
00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:58,584
And one heart-stopping kiss
From our head cheerleader.
677
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,168
Ex-head cheerleader.
678
00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,461
And here he is!
679
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,687
Henry?
680
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,401
How the hell did you
Get $500?
681
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,697
M-m-mouthpiece?
682
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,365
Mouth--
683
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,325
Wait a minute.
684
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:35,454
You sold your--
Your good luck
Doug flutie
685
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,915
Memorial mouthpiece
Just to kiss me?
686
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,963
I don't know whether
To gag or be
Incredibly touched.
687
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,928
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss...
688
00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:55,098
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss...
689
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,100
You--you don't have to.
690
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,602
Kiss, kiss, kiss,
Kiss, kiss...
691
00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:00,813
If you don't want to.
692
00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:03,482
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss..
693
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,108
Kiss, kiss, kiss...
694
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,526
Come here,
Freshman.
695
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,153
Kiss, kiss, kiss!
696
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,504
Ok, ok,everybody go home!
697
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,297
Show's over,
Folks!
698
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,882
Go home!
699
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,092
No, no, no.
Not quite yet.
700
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,512
We have a little
Unfinished business
Yet here.
701
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,181
Ladies and gentlemen,
Presenting to you
702
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:40,185
Your choice for capeside's
1999 homecoming queen,
703
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,354
Miss jennifer lindley!
704
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:55,701
This isn't happening.
705
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,336
See? I told you
Everything would
Work out fine.
706
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:07,713
You did?
707
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,756
Yeah! Everything
Usually works out
For the best
708
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,550
As long as you keep
A positive attitude.
709
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,802
Positive attitude.
710
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:16,013
Ok. Is this
Before or after
711
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,764
I disgraced the family's
Good name
712
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:20,642
And forever humiliated
Our father, huh?
713
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,519
Oh, I wouldn't
Worry about that.
I'm sure he's over it.
714
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:24,771
He's probably out
Sailing or golfing
Or wherever he is.
715
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,648
I wouldn't give it
Another thought.
716
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,274
Andie, you're making
My head spin.
717
00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:31,570
Look, jack, I am
Just glad it's over.
718
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,322
I can't tell you
How relieved I am.
719
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,116
Hey, so who won
The game anyway?
720
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,289
Somebody was so sweaty,
I couldn't even breathe!
721
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:45,291
Well, somebody
Wouldn't let me
Take my shirt off.
722
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,586
Well, somebody forgot
To open the air vent!
723
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,087
Well, somebody
Forgot to mention
724
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,297
There were air vents
In the first place!
725
00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:54,092
I told you we never
Should have listened
To those two slackers.
726
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,220
This is it?
727
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,639
This is the surprise?
728
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:02,935
Isn't she beautiful?
729
00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:05,771
Yeah, in a titanic
Post iceberg
Sort of way.
730
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,439
Where did you
Get this?
731
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:08,440
This friend
Of my brother's.
732
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,858
He works down
In the marina.
733
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,526
He rescued her after
The last hurricane.
734
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:13,528
The guy who owned her
Didn't want her
Anymore,
735
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:16,281
So I convinced him
To sell her to me
For, like, 200 bucks.
736
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:19,534
When I finish with
This boat, it is going
To be sheer perfection.
737
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:20,994
Look at that.
738
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:23,956
Pacey, do you know
How much money and time
It'll take you
739
00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:25,958
To even get this boat
To float?
740
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:29,294
Yeah. Not a minute
More or less than as
Long as it takes me.
741
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:32,089
You watch, potter.
Couple of months,
742
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,340
I'll be sailing this baby
Around the world.
743
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,343
Well, I hate to
Break it to you,
Captain stubing,
744
00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:39,429
But you can't sail
Around the world in
A 20-foot boat.
745
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:40,555
Sure, I can!
746
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:42,348
Where are you gonna
Put the supplies?
747
00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,350
Hey, the u.S.S. Minnow
Was no bigger than this,
748
00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:46,394
And they found room for
All of mr. Howell's money,
749
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:48,187
All of the professor's tools,
All of ginger's clothes--
750
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:51,608
And where do you think
You're going?
751
00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:53,777
Permission to come aboard?
752
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,488
Permission granted.
753
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,614
Thank you.
754
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,993
Ah.
755
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:04,579
And now, the purpose
For our little foray
Into truancy...
756
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,751
What do you think?
757
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,586
"True love"?
758
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,505
Yeah. It's my girl's
Name.
759
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,841
It's kinda high on
The schmaltz factor, huh?
760
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,342
Acutely.
761
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,513
But sweet.
762
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,849
Remember, I told you
I needed your help
With something.
763
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,183
With what?
764
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,228
Start sandin'.
765
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:33,232
You are so overboard.
766
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:29,039
The night you were born,
I bawled like a baby.
767
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,878
Did you really?
768
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,841
I didn't know that.
769
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:43,011
I think I cried
For 24 hours straight.
770
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:48,600
Holding you so...
771
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,352
Small in my arms.
772
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,816
I never knew I could
Love anything so much...
773
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,693
So fast...
774
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,947
So utterly.
775
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,281
Part of me
Was terrified.
776
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:12,749
Raising a son
Is more a matter of faith
Than most people know.
777
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,960
So's being one.
778
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,296
You're right.
779
00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,095
I think I realized
Something today.
780
00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:27,013
What?
781
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,182
That my job
As a father...
782
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:31,893
Isn't to give you
The whole picture,
783
00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:35,814
Because the truth is,
I can't see it myself.
784
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:39,400
My job
Is to try and help...
785
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,904
Every now and then
With a piece of the puzzle.
786
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,784
You have helped me,
Dad.
787
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,619
I hope so.
788
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:56,209
But your...Future,
Your expectations,
789
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:59,462
They belong to you.
790
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:02,423
Don't let anybody
Stand in the way.
791
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,304
Not even me.
792
00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:10,348
You always push me
To be my own person,
793
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,101
Think for myself.
794
00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:18,356
I just did what
You taught me.
795
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,698
So what do ya say
We go home,
796
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:30,702
Pop in a little
close encounters
Or something, huh?
797
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:31,828
Actually...
798
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:36,082
I was thinking...
799
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,375
How about
A game of catch?
800
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,757
Gimme that.
801
00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:49,679
Why don't we leave
The football here
On the field
802
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,472
Where it belongs?
803
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:34,993
Bye, joey.
804
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,619
Bye, dawson.
59645
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