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QUALITY PLUMBING
PIPEWORK OF ALL KINDS
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UNSPEAKABLE PIPEWORK
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Ms Brigitte
PINK PALM GROVE RESIDENCE
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Hi, I'm the plumbing specialist.
I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.
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You think I didn't see you
with your big plunger?
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- Go on, I'm not scared.
- But miss, that's not why I'm here.
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You can cuff me to the bed.
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You can whip me
with fresh herbs, got it?
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- I'll still be dry!
- But miss…
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You can plug me with
your barbaric tools
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and take care of all my craters!
Did you hear me? I won't get wet!
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Holy shit. Okay.
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Oh, there he is. It was about time.
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We can start a game of
put your finger where my finger is.
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Surely he'll come play with us?
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Uh, no. I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.
I was called for her plumbing.
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- I'm an expert.
- But of course.
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He's a smooth-talking expert
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and he won't even play
put your finger where my finger is?
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I see that he even brought
all his accessories.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Is the man not coming?
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No, no. Esta completo.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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I'm a plumbing expert.
I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.
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Calm down, my friend.
You seem quite ill.
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It's because everyone
in this building is crazy.
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I'm sorry to say
I completely agree with you.
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But do you know Ms Brigitte?
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Why don't you come regain
your strength at my table?
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Ms Brigitte will join us for dessert.
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- Do come in.
- Alright.
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Some wine?
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If I have to.
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Delicious, isn't it?
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But tell me, my friend…
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Just how did you end up…
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working in plumbing like this?
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No!
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Where is Ms Brigitte?
When will she be here?
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Ms Brigitte…
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What a delicious woman.
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Perhaps you would like
another spoonful?
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Oh, no.
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Truly, people these days
are desperately tasteless.
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To Ms Brigitte!
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Excuse me.
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Good day to you, O my brother.
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Come have a drink of moloko.
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It'll make you ready for an evening
of the old ultra-violence
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To cap it off,
a fresh, young devotchka
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for a bit of the old in-out, in-out.
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No, no. No in-out, in-out.
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Come and play with us.
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Great Scott!
You're almost late.
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No, I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.
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Exactly, young man. Follow me.
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Throw this on.
We can't waste time.
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Hello. May I help you?
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Are you Ms Brigitte?
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No, Ms Brigitte is out for the day.
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But I can take a message, for starters.
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No, no! I know where she is.
Come, follow me.
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Where are we now?
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Where are we?
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What's that sound?
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Let's go.
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Are you sure this is the place?
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Let's go.
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That machine really doesn't work.
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Just wha…
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Hi, I'm the plumbing specialist.
I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.
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No, no! Don't go!
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