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We're not
gonna find any change.
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We haven't had anybody over
in months.
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If we do find something,
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we're just taking it
from each other.
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That's like robbing Peter
to pay Peter.
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We all know
Peter's broke.
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Why do these things
have zippers?
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I guess you're supposed to
take the pillow out
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and wash the cover.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Well, we haven't done it
in 32 years.
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If we wash them now, all that'll
be left is the zipper.
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Hey, guys.
We can't stay long.
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We just got our test results in.
We're COVID-negative.
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Just came back.
Got to clean up a little,
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charge our phones,
and get back to the protest.
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I thought you couldn't go
because you had to go to work.
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I'm only going
on my days off.
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Hey, all.
I'm Josh.
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No, no.
Don't make a speech.
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Hey! Don't rush off.
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Let your guest
sit on the couch.
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Who's that guy?
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I think I saw him when I went
down there to talk to Harris,
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but I'm not sure
what's going on.
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Something must be going on,
'cause if I'm not mistaken,
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he's the first guy
she's brought home, right?
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Well, I'm sure
it's just a friend.
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You don't bring a boyfriend
over here
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unless it's a ritual sacrifice
of some kind.
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Oh, hey.
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Do you know anything
about this Josh guy
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that Harris brought home?
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I've seen him
on her Instagram.
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She was spray painting
something on a building,
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and he was
holding her cans.
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I love you 'cause you don't know
what that means.
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The sink is backing up.
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That means they're taking
a shower together.
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Oh, I doubt that.
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She's only known him
for a couple days.
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At their age, a couple days
is all you need
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to start
soaping each other up.
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Uh, Mark,
can you give us a minute?
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Yeah, good idea.
Otherwise I might figure out
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what "soaping each other up"
means.
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Grow up, Nana.
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Josh is a boyfriend.
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Well, alright, well,
if he is, I need to
know waymore about him.
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Oh, I know all about
Josh's type.
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Lots of hair,
lots of lies.
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Not necessarily.
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I've dated
a lot of bald liars.
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Some of them lied
about having hair.
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I'm just saying there is
a right way to do this.
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First you tell the mom
how young she looks.
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Then you wait until
everybody goes to sleep,
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then you sneak
to the backyard
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and have sex
behind the chicken coop.
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A little respect --
that's all I'm asking for here.
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She's 18, Darlene.
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It's not the end of the world
if Harris has shower sex.
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You better hope that's all
they're doing up there.
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What do you think they're doing
that's worse than sex?
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I'm not getting into it
with you squares.
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Hey. I'm Darlene,
Harris' mom.
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Oh, you're Harris' mom?
You look so young.
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Oh. I'm not the type that needs
that kind of thing, but thanks.
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Okay if I grab
a couple sodas, Darlene?
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Oh, sure, Josh. I just
put some in the fridge.
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And, you know,
while you're in there,
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why don't you hang out
with Harris' aunts?
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They're super curious
and fun to talk to.
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Sure.
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Hey.
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So, uh,
sit down a minute, Josh.
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That was
a quick shower.
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Yeah,
Harris wanted to take hers,
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and I'm just
grabbing her a soda.
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Separate showers --
noted.
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Squares.
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Oh, you may want to fix your
water pressure, by the way.
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It's somewhere in between
a trickle and a leak.
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So we're to take from that
that at your house,
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you have
great water pressure?
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Good to know.
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So, your house with
good water pressure,
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uh, you live there alone,
with a roommate, or...
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maybe a wife?
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Yeah, I'm not married.
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So you're living
with your girlfriend.
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I'm sorry -- boyfriend.
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Uh, I live with my folks,
and it's strictly platonic.
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Good.
So...you and Harris.
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Camping out at
the protest together.
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Are you
together-together,
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or is this
one of these, uh,
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"everybody's lovin'
everybody" deals?
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And that's not a judgment.
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She's a freak.
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You know, we're really
not into labels.
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We're just hanging.
I think Harris is great.
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And she's got this aura of
positivity and light around her.
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Yeah.
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After a couple
weed gummies.
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That's not a judgment, either.
She's an alcoholic.
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Harris really wanted
her soda.
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What'd you guys
find out?
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Did you just walk
around the house?
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He's not married, he and Harris
are definitely a thing,
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although they're
not labeling it,
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and he and his folks have
great water pressure at home.
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Oh, my God.
And they're a thing?
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This is it.
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This is Harris'
first real boyfriend.
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What are you
so worried about?
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Let's see where this goes.
We know where this goes.
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You Conner girls always marry
the first guys you bring home.
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Roseanne did, you did,
and so did you.
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No, that was
a little different.
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We didn't have
a lot of options.
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We were living in a run-down,
crowded house
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and we were
trying desperately
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to get the hell away
from our family.
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Okay, we reallygot to
find out about this guy.
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Hey. What, you gonna
build something?
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Yeah, I really need a closet
in the basement.
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Uh, you know a closet is
basically a square, right?
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'Cause that looks like an
optical illusion of some sort.
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Clearly
I breastfed so long today,
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the baby sucked out
all my brains.
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Well, hey,
I'd love a project.
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Shopping for
other people's groceries
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isn't as fulfilling
as it sounds.
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Why don't you let me
help you build the thing?
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Oh, that's sweet, Ben,
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but these aren't
the hands of a carpenter.
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These are
the baby-soft hands
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of a man who picks out
other people's toilet paper.
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Oh-kay. I grew up in
my dad's hardware store, okay?
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I can do something simple
like a closet.
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Come on. Let's go down
to the basement,
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and we'll get
the right measurements.
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Okay,
but don't tell my dad.
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The poor guy feels like he has
to do everything around here,
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so I wanted to surprise him
by having it done already.
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I've always felt bad
that he wanted sons
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and he had me,
Darlene, and DJ.
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How are we gonna keep your dad
from seeing it?
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Doesn't he go down there
once in a while?
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Oh, nah.
His knees are shot.
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Uh, the stairs are like
a vertical moat.
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I'm so sorry, guys.
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I got caught up at work.
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Wow.
This looks great, Dad.
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So, Josh, love your mother,
hate your mother?
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That is so funny.
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Josh's parents wanted to know
the exact same thing about me.
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Boy, that was a tough moment.
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Wow. So you, uh -- you met
Josh's parents already?
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Oh, yeah,
just on the phone.
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Josh was telling me all about
their protest plans.
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Yeah, we are ready to occupy
major financial institutions
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in order to make a point
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about the uneven distribution
of wealth.
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Interesting, because if you
start breaking into banks,
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I think the police will
enjoy the opportunity
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to debate
your political beliefs
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with repeated nightsticks
to the head.
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That's a chance
we're willing to take.
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You guys
have no idea how bad
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the income inequality is
in this country.
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I have some idea.
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Would you like a jelly glass
for your generic cola?
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Look, I understand
that you're willing
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to take a chance
with your ownhead,
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but now you're talking about
my daughter's head.
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Mom, that's the only way
to get social-media coverage.
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I mean, Josh knows
what he's doing.
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He's gone to
a million protests.
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He's kind of a genius
at this stuff.
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Mm-hmm.
If they come at us,
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we're just gonna
live-stream it.
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I have a video
of me getting hit
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with a tear-gas canister
in Philly.
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There was blood everywhere.
30,000 views.
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That's insane.
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Mom, I know you're kind of
nervous about this,
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but don't worry.
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We know what we're doing.
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Should probably
get going.
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Gonna need this
for the tear gas.
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That --
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That's almond milk!
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This is bad.
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Harris is listening
to this kid,
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and the only thing
we know about him
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is that he can't wait
to get into it with the cops.
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You got to go online and see if
this kid's got a death wish
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or is just talking like that
to impress Harris.
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With you and your sisters,
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the only way
I could get information
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was by giving your boyfriends
a friendly squeeze
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right where the spine
meets the brain stem.
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But times change.
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Okay, where do you want
the shelf for your shoes?
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One shelf?
I'm not Darlene.
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What the hell's
going on here?
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He made it
across the moat.
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-Hey, Dad.
-What's that supposed to be?
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Uh, a closet.
It's almost done.
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All it needs is a coat of paint
and a door.
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I asked Ben
to help me.
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I grew up
in a hardware store.
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Well, if you'd grown up in
a house and gone to school,
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you would've known
you need masonry anchors.
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There's cinderblock
behind that.
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You can't just join it
together like this.
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Well, that's one opinion,
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but the way I was taught,
those screws will work.
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You just have to use
the right-sized drill bit.
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You know what?
You're probably right.
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I've only got 45 years
in the construction business.
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What do I know about building
things in my own house?
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It looks like
you've done a great job.
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What are you doing?!
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That took hours!
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You're so tired
when you get home from work,
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I thought you'd be happy
you didn't have to do it.
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Well, I'm not happy
'cause now I got to redoit.
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Nobody does anything in this
house without asking me first.
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You know, that
doesn't prove anything.
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You know? You could do that
to any closet.
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Josh is full of bull.
I can't even find that
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"Philadelphia blood everywhere"
thing he was talking about.
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And, by the way,
never Google that.
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Keep looking.
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I want to be sure that
Harris is safe with him.
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We checked
all the records,
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every one of
his social-media accounts.
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We didn't find anything weird.
Give it up.
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Oh, you stupid old women.
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If you want to know
about someone,
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you don't look at
what theypost.
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Everybody lies.
246
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,858
You got to look
at their parents
247
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,121
or at their idiot friends
who drunk-post.
248
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,862
That's where
you'll get the truth.
249
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,559
Here's his dad.
250
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,737
Ohh. Whoa. Look.
251
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,782
T-That's his house.
252
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,872
Doesn't look very big,
but it's really nice.
253
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,266
That's not a house.
That's a yacht.
254
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,616
They have a yacht!
255
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,705
Any idea what
crawled up Dad's butt?
256
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,402
He just went off on me.
257
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,231
Who cares?
Look at this yacht.
258
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,233
Are we looking at
buying one?
259
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,453
Because things changed a lot
in the past hour.
260
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,282
He isn't a psychopath!
He's rich!
261
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,806
-Who's rich?
-Josh and his family.
262
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,460
Look.
263
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,592
Oh, his dad's
pretty good-looking.
264
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,160
And his mom's got "first wife"
written all over her.
265
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,814
I bet he's looking
to trade up.
266
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,729
He's too old for you,
Becky.
267
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:30,124
Besides, I'd actually
kill that woman for him.
268
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,256
Let's check out
his drunk friends.
269
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,606
Wow.
270
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,261
Looks like Josh didn't lie
about doing a lot of protests,
271
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,829
but he's also been doing
a lot of ladies.
272
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,352
Oh, yeah, look.
273
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,398
Here's a picture of him
blocking bulldozers
274
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,227
in the Amazon rainforest
with a hot Brazilian girl.
275
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,098
And here's another one
three months ago
276
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,666
where he's protesting
the Keystone Pipeline
277
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,800
with his arm around a girl
from the Sioux Nation.
278
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,628
Oh, my God!
This is ridiculous!
279
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,066
He has a girl
for every cause.
280
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,417
This guy is just using Harris
as his poverty poster girl,
281
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,027
and when he's done
with this protest,
282
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,421
he's gonna dump her,
and it's gonna destroy her.
283
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,639
I got to go down there.
284
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,816
Oh, poor Harris.
285
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,122
Making a bad choice
can ruin your life.
286
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:16,561
Hey, check out if, uh,
Josh's dad is an activist, too.
287
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,521
Yeah, see if he's into
288
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:22,132
rescuing single broke mothers
from their basements
289
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,309
and releasing them to run free
in sprawling mansions.
290
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:35,667
Ahh.
Dad, take a break.
291
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,453
You can't build my closet
in one day.
292
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,237
If I leave this half-finished,
you and the beard farmer
293
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,673
are just gonna
go back down there
294
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,632
and screw things up
even worse.
295
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,852
We were just trying to take
something off your plate.
296
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,418
Think you know what happens
297
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:50,117
when somebody tries to
take something off my plate.
298
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,381
I don't get it.
Why did you get so angry?
299
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,470
Because I don't want Ben
doing stuff for me
300
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,820
'cause you think I'm too old
to do it myself.
301
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,605
I didn't say old.
I said "tired."
302
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,564
I know what you meant.
303
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,696
I don't like seeing you
304
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,438
working yourself to death
to prove a point!
305
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,223
Instead of being out here,
306
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,616
you should be on the couch
with Louise having a beer
307
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,794
or -- or working on your bike
having a beer or...
308
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:18,014
having a beer
and planning your next beer.
309
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,581
Or having
a bunch of beers
310
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:22,453
and building a closet
to see how it turns out.
311
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,629
Oh. Beer.
312
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:34,770
Harris?
313
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,254
Mom.
What do you want?
314
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,953
Listen, I found some stuff out
about Josh on the Internet
315
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,607
that I think
you need to know.
316
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,696
You looked him up?
That is really creepy.
317
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,568
No, it wasn't me.
It was Jackie and Becky.
318
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,744
With a technical assist
from Mark.
319
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,877
Did you know
that Josh is rich?
320
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,139
Shh!
321
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,839
Yes, I know that
his parents have money.
322
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,276
So what? He's more committed
than anyone here.
323
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:05,540
Yeah, of course he is,
because if he gets arrested,
324
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:09,761
then Daddy, accompanied by his
new girlfriend, Jackie or Becky,
325
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,373
bails him out
and wipes his record clean.
326
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,505
If youget arrested,
you're on your own.
327
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,507
What are you talking about?
Of course he would help me.
328
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,118
I'm his girlfriend.
329
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,470
Alright.
330
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,695
Here's the thing.
331
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,351
Josh has a different girl
for every cause, alright?
332
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,701
So this is about
class struggle,
333
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,270
so you're the poor white girl
that gives him street cred.
334
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,490
Wow.
You are so messed up.
335
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,318
I don't care that
he hadother girlfriends.
336
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,146
You're just trying
to dig stuff up
337
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,626
because you don't think a guy
like Josh could like me for me.
338
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,194
No, I just want you to know
who Josh really is.
339
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,414
I don't want you to get
your heart broken.
340
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,806
Well, how do you know
he's gonna break my heart?
341
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,199
Maybe I'll break hisheart.
342
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,332
Yeah, that doesn't
happen for us.
343
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,334
We're done talking.
344
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,075
Wait. Harris.
345
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:05,469
You have noidea
how bad this can hurt.
346
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,167
Yeah, you're right.
347
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,343
I have no idea
about a lot of things
348
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,780
because you're always hovering
around me trying to protect me.
349
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,043
Just leave me alone
and let me feel things.
350
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,958
You don't have anything
to teach me.
351
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,786
I mean, you screwed up
your entire life.
352
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,701
I don't want to be
anything like you.
353
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,051
So just go home,
smother Mark,
354
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,705
and know that
I don't need you anymore.
355
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:26,490
Wow.
356
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,884
Uh, okay.
357
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:32,540
You know what? I hope you have
a wonderful life with Josh.
358
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,194
I hope that you guys
get married,
359
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,109
and I hope you have
a beautiful baby
360
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,241
that kicks you in the heart
just like you just did to me.
361
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,200
And you know what?
If you don't get married,
362
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,158
at least let Richie Rich
knock you up.
363
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,204
You think of your family
for once!
364
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,688
Okay, I know what's
going on with my dad.
365
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:55,432
Oh, yeah? Oh, so what's buggin'
"Old man wall anchors"?
366
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,391
He's getting older and he
doesn't want to be replaced.
367
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,088
Ah.
368
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,569
And then you come in here
with your hardware store
369
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,050
and your
marshmallowy hands...
370
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,878
...and you're a threat.
371
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,272
But I know
how to fix it.
372
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:13,146
Just go tell him
you suck at building things.
373
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,104
But I don'tsuck
at building things.
374
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,237
I know that.
375
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,239
You just need to admit
you need his help.
376
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,631
But I don't need his help.
377
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,199
I know that!
378
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,289
You and I both know
that's not true.
379
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:29,597
I mean, you're great at
pretty much everything.
380
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:30,859
Oh.
381
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,078
You're amazing.
382
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,601
Stop.
383
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,082
But you know
the male ego.
384
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,258
You got to tell 'em
what they want to hear,
385
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,694
and they'll do
whatever you want.
386
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,696
Right.
387
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:42,784
I know.
388
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,090
Some guys, right?
389
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,308
Yeah.
390
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,144
I just thought
I'd tighten that up
391
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,364
before I got back
to the closet.
392
00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,541
Wow! Well,
this is fantastic.
393
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,630
Okay, now that I see
what you've done here,
394
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,153
I think
you were right about
395
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,850
how to connect the frame
to the wall.
396
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,504
It's not just about
connecting the walls, Junior.
397
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,898
I-It's about the kind of
materials you're using,
398
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,596
the hardware.
Right.
399
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,469
Although, I-I think that is the
hardware that many people use,
400
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,297
and there's nothing wrong
with the materials I chose,
401
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,646
but that's not the point.
402
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,518
The point is that...
403
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,347
...I really should've realized
with all of your experience
404
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,219
that I should've
consulted you on this.
405
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,003
Damn right.
If you'd have come to me,
406
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,570
you wouldn't have made
so many mistakes.
407
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,267
Eh, well, again,
408
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,226
I don't know if I'd call 'em
mistakes so much as choices,
409
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,272
but, look, I'd really like
to work with you,
410
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,361
you know, maybe
even learn at your feet.
411
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,059
Don't patronize me.
No.
412
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,930
I'm not an idiot.
Come on.
413
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:45,151
Look, I'm -- I'm not trying
to replace you, man.
414
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,544
I couldn't possibly.
415
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:51,070
You know a hundred times more
than I ever could.
416
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,159
And, look,
this is your house,
417
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,118
so if you want to keep
doing everything around here
418
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,903
after a hard day's work,
then that's your call.
419
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,123
You're damn right it is.
420
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,214
You know what?
Maybe I did overreact.
421
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,781
It's just I've always been
422
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:10,437
the lion at the head
of the pride around here.
423
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,004
And you start doing stuff
I'm supposed to be doing,
424
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,964
and suddenly there's
a hyena in the pack.
425
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,228
Wait. Wouldn't I just be
the -- the young lion
426
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,577
if you're the old lion?
427
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,450
Why do I have to
be the hyena?
428
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,061
You just are.
429
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,455
Here's what
we're gonna do.
430
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:32,981
From now on, I'm gonna try
to let you do most of the work,
431
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,852
and I'll supervise.
432
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,073
I'll be the old lion laying out
in the sun eating the antelope.
433
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,206
Well, that's a way.
434
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,164
But I was thinking that
we could work together,
435
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,731
and, that way,
we both win.
436
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,994
No.
I'm gonna let youwin.
437
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,735
I'm gonna go ahead
and finish the closet,
438
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,867
and I'm gonna let you do
439
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,653
the thing I don't trust
anybody else to do.
440
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,655
The roof.
441
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:58,746
It's kind of bitter cold
and the roof is slippery.
442
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,097
You don't have to
say that to make me feel better.
443
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,708
I've made my peace
with this.
444
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,188
Ah, let's see.
445
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,408
Grab yourself a ladder,
bucket of sealer,
446
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,150
and a rope to tie yourself
around the chimney.
447
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,805
And fix the roof.
448
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,938
It's pitch black. You want me
to go and do it right now?
449
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,940
Oh, gosh, no!
450
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,376
Make yourself
a sandwich first.
451
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,552
You could take it
up there with you.
452
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:28,210
How'd it go? Is she gonna
get rid of that guy?
453
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,908
Nope. Total fail.
454
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,389
She's gonna hand him
her heart on a platter
455
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,435
and let him eat it
with his silver spoon.
456
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,354
And she basically told me that
she's got no use for me anymore.
457
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,269
I'm keeping her
from living her life,
458
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,532
and she wants to
feel her feelings.
459
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,317
Oh, God. I remember
that conversation.
460
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,102
We never had
that conversation.
461
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,713
No.
We had it with Becky.
462
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,584
You never wanted
to feel anything,
463
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:55,846
and we were good with that.
464
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,591
God.
This is so brutal, Dad.
465
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,680
How do I just stand by
466
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,248
and watch my kid
walk into traffic?
467
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,730
She's a strong kid.
She'll be okay.
468
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,601
Well, you know,
if she thinks
469
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:14,735
she's gonna come running
back to me heartbroken
470
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,476
so I can love her up
471
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,434
and tell her that
everything's gonna be okay,
472
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,393
she's got
another thing coming.
473
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,222
Oh, she'll definitely
come running back.
474
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:25,659
You promise?
475
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,313
Oh, yeah.
476
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,488
Thanks.
477
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,887
Did you call Ben
a hyena?
478
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,933
I thought
he should know.
479
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,156
So, uh,
how are your parents?
480
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,942
I saw they're vacationing
separately.
481
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,684
Stop. Can't you see
you're embarrassing Josh?
482
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,729
He didn't come here
to be grilled.
483
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,863
He came here to keep it real
with some po' folk, right, Josh?
484
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:58,169
Hey, Harris, go grab me
a little moonshine
485
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,781
outta the garage
for your peepaw.
486
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,870
Sure. Don't take
any crap from them.
487
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,745
You have
a nice smile, son.
488
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:11,661
Hard to do that
without a head.
489
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,403
If the time comes when you
and my granddaughter break up,
490
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,363
you better
treat her right.
491
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,017
To show you I'm not
just a vengeful old guy,
492
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,497
I'll give you
a piece of advice.
493
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,325
Keep those two
out of your house.
494
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,458
They're after your father.
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