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My mother says...
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the difference between
magic and a miracle
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is that magic requires deception.
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And a miracle needs belief.
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But only one out of a million,
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can be both magic
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and a miracle.
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Which is both deception
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and belief.
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Sometimes a curse
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and sometimes a blessing.
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Do you want to play a round?
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I don't need to play
to lose money.
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What is with the get-up?
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Are you a gangster or something?
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Can you hear me? Hey!
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Is this your father's latrine?
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No.
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It's mine.
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Hey Vasya! Vasya wake up.
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There is a huge combat
happening at your house.
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- What?
- There's a fight at your place.
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- Why are you hitting her?
- Fucker you don't interfere!
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- Why are you hitting her?
- She is a thief!
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Your mother stole
something you fucker!
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She stole 2,000 Rupees.
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You piece of shit.
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It's a good thing I
didn't call the police,
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or she could have been hanged.
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Hang this bitch! She deserves it.
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But sir... Oh, God!
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Sir...
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I just borrowed it...
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I swear I would have returned it.
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It is Vasu's birthday today.
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He is turning 25 today, so I wanted
to gift him a cake and a shirt.
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But I would have paid
you back when I got my salary.
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I would have put it back
next to the fish tank...
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You already know,
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that I have cameras
everywhere in my home.
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Then why did you steal the money?
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- Why did you steal it?
- Billimoria uncle.
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That's enough.
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Hey!
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- What is it?
- I told you, don't use this one.
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- I have diarrhoea.
- Get lost!
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I might have done it right here.
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Crazy man...
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- Hey Vasya! Listen.
- Later.
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Here.
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He barks a lot.
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She can recognise thieves.
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Not the dog, you.
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Do you want to talk back to me?
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Get lost.
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My mother will come back
to work tomorrow.
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Don't fire her.
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Come on, get lost. Move it!
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Jobless people!
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Don't even have enough
money to take a dump
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and they want to watch the show.
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Let's go.
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Move it.
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You have a lot of money these days.
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Did you steal it?
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Wow!
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The pot is calling
the kettle black.
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Hey, shut up.
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Oh, God!
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But why did you do this?
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For you.
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But fate is not on our side.
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When good times don't last forever.
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How long will our bad time last?
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One day, I will buy that
Billimoria's house.
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Right.
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But you will still find me
scrubbing dishes there.
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He will wash them!
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You will sit there like a queen.
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My dear boy.
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So, mother and son gang?
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Have you decided?
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Where is the next robbery?
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Don't harass her.
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He probably stole this.
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Damn it! They still haven't
released our soldier!
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We will hit them at
their home turf.
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We will rescue our soldier!
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They released him.
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He is back already.
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The paper will be
published tomorrow.
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That news is old.
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You get news
immediately on your phone.
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This is breaking news.
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As-Salaam-Alaikum.
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Wa-Alaikum-Salaam.
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No more free food.
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Wait, I will give you a bad
review on the delivery app.
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It was just a joke, man! Here.
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Eat this yellow capsicum.
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Now shut up,
I have a lot of work.
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You look tense Mehboob.
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How is business?
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Business is down Vasant.
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There is no future here.
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I was thinking about starting
my own online delivery service.
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With Shazia's help.
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They have opened a new
English bakery next door.
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Those bastards add
paneer to their cake
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and sell it as cheesecake.
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And people always go there,
nobody fucking comes here.
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Hey Peter, stop abusing!
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It's fine. Everyone has their own
principles and their own business.
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And this guy thinks
God will help him!
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That's enough.
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How is Julie?
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She is great!
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She wants to keep going all night.
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Little Peter falls
asleep but she doesn't!
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It's very difficult to make
her go to bed.
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- She is playing you.
- Hey man!
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She is a Russian, understand?
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She is from Ghatkopar!
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If you colour your hair
even you can look like Malinga.
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Was that a joke?
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Tell me, what is your parcel?
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Tonight is my birthday.
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Give me whatever you want.
It's my date night.
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Brother.
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If your date doesn't
make you late,
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then it doesn't count. Understand?
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Just get the parcel ready!
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Sure. Here, eat this
while you wait. For free.
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Get his parcel ready.
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Aunt.
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This is today's collection.
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And these are their
names and numbers.
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Give it to him.
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Keep this.
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I took 2,000 from this.
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So please adjust it next week.
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Fine.
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Madhu.
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- Ten minutes.
- Okay.
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Make a note that
he borrowed 2,000 in advance.
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How was your day?
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Fantastic!
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My dad got drunk
and beat up my mom.
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Mom stole for the
first time today.
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And she got caught.
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Then I took care of that
and some other issues.
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Then settled in to enjoy
the smell of shit at work.
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That is how I will
spend tomorrow.
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And the day after.
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Don't you ever want to do it?
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You must be tired.
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Are you not a man?
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Are you not a human?
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Look, I brought you
sweet corn soup.
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But I like Manchow!
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That's what I brought last time!
But you said you like this!
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Really?
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Actually, I have no idea what
I want in my life.
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But I do.
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I want money.
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Not just in my wallet,
but in my destiny.
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So that mom never
needs to steal again.
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Look, all of this, chicken, noodle
and soup, we can always get that.
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All you need
Is a good man to deliver it.
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Do Chinese people like sweet soup?
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No, they don't even eat Chinese.
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They eat bugs and insects.
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We are the ones
who keeps eating schezwan
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and suffering from acidity.
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Romeo and Juliet.
Are you done?
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Time to go.
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Mr Shetty will be here soon.
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Wait! Wait!
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Buy yourself a
birthday gift from me.
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- No Madhu...
- Shut up.
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I made and sold three
blouses and two dresses for this.
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I even received an advance on
my order. So, keep it.
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This is your money! You earned it!
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You keep it, invest
in your business.
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It is none of your
business, understand?
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Now go.
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Get out.
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Shetty sir, have a seat.
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Madhu is getting ready.
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But why are you all dressed
up like a bride, Reshma?
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Hurry up and send her to my car.
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I made such a
beautiful room for you.
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But you still prefer your car?
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Lions don't use rooms...
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they prefer open spaces.
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Reshma, we have to give this
to the party from Dadar.
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He will come here
tomorrow to take it.
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Understand?
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Vasya! Come here.
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Keep this at the latrine.
We need it tomorrow.
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Does this fool come
here to meet Madhu?
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No... he cleans
the place and stuff.
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You know, the commodes
and everything...
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You got lucky today.
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It won't work forever.
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Vasant!
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Here, keep this.
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Here boy, keep it.
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Oh, my love.
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Come with me.
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You will be a queen in my house.
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No sir, I am better off
being the queen at a brothel.
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Then come here, my queen!
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What is going on here?
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Nothing, an old
woman fell in the toilet.
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Now, who is going to pick her up?
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She is sleeping in her own shit!
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Sister? What are you doing here?
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Who is going to
get her out of there?
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The guy who cleans the toilets
will come back in the morning.
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Forget it, she was going to
die soon anyway.
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So, you want to let
her die right here?
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This happens every day.
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Oh, aunty!
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Aunty?
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Get up.
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Disgusting...
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Get up.
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Hey, bring some water for us.
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What the hell, man?
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Such a pointless headache.
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You could have left her there till
tomorrow morning, couldn't you?
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Yes, that is probably what
God thinks as well.
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Let them die in those sewers.
Give me that.
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Come on, man.
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Gross...
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Happy birthday, Vasya.
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Enjoying your night!
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Yes, full enjoy.
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Careful.
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Keep this.
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Keep it.
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Oh no, my child.
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You have done a lot for me today.
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It's fine! Just keep it.
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- Fine.
- Good.
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In return for this, all I can do
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is give you this.
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- What do I do with this?
- Just keep it.
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Okay, fine.
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Go, my child.
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You are now free from slavery.
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You will receive everything
before everyone else.
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Go right. Right!
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Go right.
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- Isn't that him?
- Yeah, that's him.
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Let's go.
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Get him!
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00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:53,052
Hey! Stop!
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- Stop.
- Get him.
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You bastards!
What do you want?
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Here.
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It's branded.
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Thank you.
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00:21:56,332 --> 00:21:57,938
Is that boy your lover?
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He is a good kid.
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Should I kill him?
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Tell me?
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Fine.
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00:22:20,499 --> 00:22:22,584
I will forgive him,
just for you.
271
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,633
I want to do it again.
272
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:43,944
What the hell?
273
00:22:44,037 --> 00:22:46,477
Did someone catch you stealing too?
274
00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:49,516
The two of you...
275
00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:56,018
You damn mother and son...
276
00:22:56,365 --> 00:22:58,225
Will destroy the reputation
277
00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:00,264
of the Gawde household.
278
00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:23,037
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VASYA
279
00:24:33,124 --> 00:24:36,159
HURRICANE IN THE ARABIAN SEA,
EMERGENCY DECLARED
280
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,006
Oh no!
281
00:25:03,105 --> 00:25:04,712
What happened to your face?
282
00:25:05,012 --> 00:25:06,012
What happened...
283
00:25:06,093 --> 00:25:08,160
What is this? Oh, God!
284
00:25:08,476 --> 00:25:09,816
What happened to you?
285
00:25:09,896 --> 00:25:11,236
I fell down yesterday.
286
00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:13,830
Who beat you up?
287
00:25:14,397 --> 00:25:15,784
Who was it?
288
00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:18,398
I got into an argument
with some guys...
289
00:25:18,422 --> 00:25:19,932
Does an argument lead to this?
290
00:25:20,013 --> 00:25:21,308
Come, let's go to the
doctor right now.
291
00:25:21,332 --> 00:25:23,252
- Come.
- That's where I am going!
292
00:25:26,749 --> 00:25:27,916
You're going to the doctor?
293
00:25:34,582 --> 00:25:35,665
Wear this.
294
00:25:36,332 --> 00:25:37,916
I made it from my new saree.
295
00:25:43,832 --> 00:25:45,052
Happy birthday my son.
296
00:25:47,081 --> 00:25:48,261
Look how bad the wound is...
297
00:26:04,957 --> 00:26:07,650
TORRENTIAL RAINFALL IN MUMBAI
298
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:28,542
Hey!
299
00:26:28,933 --> 00:26:30,060
Did it rain here?
300
00:26:30,353 --> 00:26:31,913
Yes, and it was snowing too!
301
00:26:31,994 --> 00:26:33,474
It's the month of May, Vasya!
302
00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:42,065
"Don't snooze, wake up"
303
00:26:42,292 --> 00:26:44,312
"The morning is here"
304
00:26:44,499 --> 00:26:46,732
"Don't snooze, wake up"
305
00:26:46,874 --> 00:26:49,147
"The morning is here"
306
00:26:49,228 --> 00:26:53,334
"At the crack of dawn
fate is ready to face the world"
307
00:26:53,798 --> 00:26:57,705
"Open your eyes and wake up
don't get in your own way"
308
00:26:58,412 --> 00:27:02,135
"Get up and hustle
conquer your lethargy"
309
00:27:02,949 --> 00:27:05,029
"Don't snooze, wake up"
310
00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:07,780
"The morning is here"
311
00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,374
"Stop living on pocket change"
312
00:27:11,468 --> 00:27:14,146
"Life will be too difficult"
313
00:27:14,573 --> 00:27:17,158
"Come try some butter"
314
00:27:17,239 --> 00:27:18,945
This is from the tenant in Dongri.
315
00:27:19,082 --> 00:27:21,374
"Don't snooze, wake up"
316
00:27:21,499 --> 00:27:24,046
"The morning is here"
317
00:27:26,957 --> 00:27:29,093
Hey, bloody birthday boy!
318
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,676
Whose blouse are you wearing?
319
00:27:30,918 --> 00:27:32,538
- Shut up.
- What? Oh hey.
320
00:27:32,783 --> 00:27:33,783
Your gift.
321
00:27:33,874 --> 00:27:35,060
What is this?
322
00:27:35,964 --> 00:27:38,637
I brought underwear that
glows in the dark for you.
323
00:27:40,382 --> 00:27:42,055
Madhu will enjoy it.
324
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:43,556
- Here.
- Gross.
325
00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:45,404
Hey! What the hell...
326
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,094
- Who did this to you?
- Forget it.
327
00:27:49,204 --> 00:27:50,451
Tell me, who did it?
328
00:27:50,598 --> 00:27:51,898
Would you come to save me?
329
00:27:52,082 --> 00:27:54,109
No man, I am a true friend.
330
00:27:54,533 --> 00:27:55,950
I would get beat up
along with you.
331
00:27:57,507 --> 00:27:59,334
Hey! Let's change the mood now.
332
00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,696
- Let's go.
- Where? I have work!
333
00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:02,886
Forget work. Come on.
It will take 10 minutes.
334
00:28:02,967 --> 00:28:04,666
They made a new bridge
on Sodawala road.
335
00:28:04,747 --> 00:28:06,433
The CM is coming there to
cut the ribbon.
336
00:28:06,624 --> 00:28:08,783
- Shetty will be there too.
- Then go with him!
337
00:28:08,874 --> 00:28:11,403
Oh, come on! We can even get
a birthday party for free.
338
00:28:11,499 --> 00:28:12,416
You know, they
are going to give out
339
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:13,497
vada pav and cold
drinks for free, right?
340
00:28:13,521 --> 00:28:14,419
Who will take care of the latrine?
341
00:28:14,499 --> 00:28:17,376
The people who use it! Now
let's go check out the bridge.
342
00:28:17,457 --> 00:28:19,713
SODAWALA BRIDGE FALLS,
7 WOUNDED, 1 DEAD
343
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:22,036
Hey Peter!
344
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:27,457
Namaskar!
345
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,584
I would like to give
a warm welcome
346
00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:34,660
to all of my brothers and
sisters gathered here.
347
00:28:34,684 --> 00:28:36,595
I am grateful to all of you for
gathering here
348
00:28:36,676 --> 00:28:38,584
in this sweltering heat.
349
00:28:40,693 --> 00:28:42,140
Will you tell me what happened?
350
00:28:44,106 --> 00:28:45,398
I was attacked last night.
351
00:28:46,416 --> 00:28:48,016
Some people beat me
up in the back lanes.
352
00:28:48,624 --> 00:28:50,731
And they stole Aunt's money.
353
00:28:50,861 --> 00:28:52,121
Son of a bitch!
354
00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:54,791
Look,
355
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,141
there is no need to
worry. Don't worry.
356
00:28:57,332 --> 00:28:59,372
Shetty doesn't
take people's lives.
357
00:28:59,668 --> 00:29:02,088
Deepak used to handle
the money before you.
358
00:29:02,169 --> 00:29:04,469
He stole the money
so he cut his arms off.
359
00:29:04,967 --> 00:29:06,101
He might
360
00:29:06,624 --> 00:29:07,906
cut off your legs.
361
00:29:07,999 --> 00:29:09,672
You will go from
Vasya to handicap.
362
00:29:10,441 --> 00:29:11,601
But you don't need to worry.
363
00:29:11,681 --> 00:29:13,046
You can still work at the latrine.
364
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:15,512
Because you don't
need legs to sit.
365
00:29:17,416 --> 00:29:18,736
He is cracking jokes out here.
366
00:29:20,624 --> 00:29:21,936
Didn't this bridge fall?
367
00:29:23,998 --> 00:29:25,851
Did you hit your head, dumbass?
368
00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:28,184
They just made this bridge.
369
00:29:28,416 --> 00:29:30,061
Why are you jinxing it
and saying it will fall?
370
00:29:30,085 --> 00:29:31,391
It will open at 2:30 pm.
371
00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:33,800
But just like our party
372
00:29:34,044 --> 00:29:36,150
this bridge is a beacon of hope.
373
00:29:37,441 --> 00:29:38,581
Aunt is calling.
374
00:29:39,308 --> 00:29:40,528
Come on, pick up.
375
00:29:42,308 --> 00:29:43,308
Hello?
376
00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,541
Yes, Aunt? Hello?
377
00:29:45,849 --> 00:29:47,076
- Yes, Aunt?
- Where are you?
378
00:29:47,182 --> 00:29:48,501
The party is here for the money.
379
00:29:48,581 --> 00:29:50,122
No Aunt, I have
stepped out for a bit.
380
00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:51,553
Yes?
381
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,761
No, I am here at the
opening for the bridge.
382
00:29:54,249 --> 00:29:57,510
- I will give it tomorrow.
- Hello? I can't hear you.
383
00:29:58,041 --> 00:29:59,441
Yes, I will give it
to you tomorrow.
384
00:29:59,481 --> 00:30:01,354
I can't hear you, Aunt.
385
00:30:01,832 --> 00:30:03,539
Hello? Hello?
386
00:30:05,332 --> 00:30:06,332
Hello?
387
00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:07,416
Aunt?
388
00:31:24,512 --> 00:31:26,025
Go, my child.
389
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,858
You are now free from slavery.
390
00:31:29,249 --> 00:31:33,055
You will receive everything
before everyone else.
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