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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,246 --> 00:00:06,788 ("Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" by Nina Simone playing) 2 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:10,042 ♪ Baby, you understand me now ♪ 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,633 ♪ If sometimes you see that I'm mad? ♪ 4 00:00:20,219 --> 00:00:24,265 ♪ Don't you know no one alive can always be an angel? ♪ 5 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:31,938 ♪ When everything goes wrong, you see some bad ♪ 6 00:00:31,939 --> 00:00:37,069 ♪ But, oh, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good ♪ 7 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:39,988 ♪ Oh lord ♪ 8 00:00:39,989 --> 00:00:46,161 ♪ Please don't let me be misunderstood ♪ 9 00:00:46,162 --> 00:00:49,956 ♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 10 00:00:49,957 --> 00:00:54,837 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh baby, I'm just human ♪ 11 00:00:56,088 --> 00:00:59,383 ♪ Don't you know I have faults like anyone? ♪ 12 00:01:01,719 --> 00:01:04,721 ♪ Sometimes, I find myself alone ♪ 13 00:01:04,722 --> 00:01:07,849 ♪ Regretting some little foolish thing ♪ 14 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:10,727 ♪ Some simple thing ♪ 15 00:01:10,728 --> 00:01:12,813 ♪ That I've done ♪ 16 00:01:12,814 --> 00:01:14,856 ♪ 'Cause I'm just a soul ♪ 17 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:19,694 ♪ Whose intentions are good ♪ 18 00:01:19,695 --> 00:01:22,697 ♪ Oh lord, please don't let me be ♪ 19 00:01:22,698 --> 00:01:27,369 ♪ Misunderstood ♪ 20 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:28,870 ♪ Doo, doo ♪ 21 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:32,916 ♪ Don't let me be misunderstood ♪ 22 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:35,919 ♪ I try so hard, so please ♪ 23 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,214 ♪ Don't let me be misunderstood... ♪ 24 00:01:39,215 --> 00:01:42,134 (song fades out) 25 00:01:44,345 --> 00:01:47,347 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:50,141 (birds chirping) 27 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:53,062 (insects chirping) 28 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:02,655 (quiet street chatter) 29 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:16,127 (clock ticking) 30 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:38,566 (tense music playing) 31 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:43,445 (louder ticking) 32 00:02:43,446 --> 00:02:44,280 Woman: No, no, no, no, no! 33 00:02:44,281 --> 00:02:48,533 (garbled speech, distorted screaming) 34 00:02:48,534 --> 00:02:50,619 - (high-pitched tone) - (gasp) 35 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,454 - (scream) - (splat) 36 00:02:52,455 --> 00:02:55,832 - Choir (singing): ♪ Glory be to the Father... ♪ - (organ playing) 37 00:02:55,833 --> 00:02:58,835 ♪ And to the Son ♪ 38 00:02:58,836 --> 00:03:06,134 ♪ And to the Holy Ghost ♪ 39 00:03:06,135 --> 00:03:11,473 ♪ As it was in the beginning ♪ 40 00:03:11,474 --> 00:03:16,437 ♪ Is now and ever shall be ♪ 41 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:20,565 ♪ World without end ♪ 42 00:03:20,566 --> 00:03:28,448 ♪ Amen ♪ 43 00:03:28,449 --> 00:03:33,995 ♪ As it was in the beginning ♪ 44 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:38,376 ♪ Is now and ever shall be ♪ 45 00:03:40,336 --> 00:03:44,172 ♪ World without end... ♪ 46 00:03:44,173 --> 00:03:47,634 - ♪ Amen... ♪ - (children chattering) 47 00:03:47,635 --> 00:03:51,472 ♪ Amen... ♪ 48 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:57,143 Pat, I swear, your voice just seems to get better and better. 49 00:03:57,144 --> 00:04:00,689 - You sure you didn't go to Juilliard or something? - (laughs) 50 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:03,066 Well, I did use to have a friend named Julie 51 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:06,194 when I was a kid, and we did play in her yard. 52 00:04:06,195 --> 00:04:08,947 - (scattered laughs) - Sometimes we would sing... 53 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:11,324 - Oh, my God! Patrick Montgomery, I swear, - (laughter) 54 00:04:11,325 --> 00:04:13,785 if there was an Olympic competition for dorky jokes, 55 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:15,412 I'd be married to a gold medalist. 56 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:17,747 Your voice has gotten better. 57 00:04:17,748 --> 00:04:19,708 Well, how about me? I sing like a swallow. 58 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:22,252 Oh. No need to get competitive. 59 00:04:22,253 --> 00:04:25,797 - (soft laugh) - Life is a competition, don't they say? 60 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:28,258 Don't you like to say that, Pastor Jackie? 61 00:04:28,259 --> 00:04:30,927 (laughs) Never. I don't believe I ever even thought it. 62 00:04:30,928 --> 00:04:32,470 Well, we should all be thinking about it 63 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:34,723 if we're serious about winning the church volleyball league. 64 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:39,269 - All: Mm... - And maybe we should consider opening our doors 65 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:39,895 - to the Congregationalists. - Ah. 66 00:04:39,896 --> 00:04:42,439 Don Awrey is 6'5" 67 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,191 - and spikes like a madman. - He is great. 68 00:04:45,192 --> 00:04:47,277 Well, you know, I dated a Congregationalist once, 69 00:04:47,278 --> 00:04:49,654 and he insisted on prayin' before goin' car parking. 70 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:51,072 - (laughter) - No, wait! No, he's Episcopalian! 71 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,867 - (all laughing) - Carol: Oh. Oh. 72 00:04:53,868 --> 00:04:55,035 What about you, Don? 73 00:04:55,036 --> 00:04:56,828 Are you ever gonna join the team? 74 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:59,664 - Oh, volleyball's not my thing. - Mm. Not enough mayhem. 75 00:04:59,665 --> 00:05:00,957 He gravitates towards viciousness. 76 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:01,876 That's why he went into law. 77 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:04,252 Didn't you play professional football? 78 00:05:04,253 --> 00:05:07,172 - For the Washington Redskins. - Sherry: Yes! 79 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,632 Nah, I tried out, I didn't make the team. 80 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:11,927 - Betty: Oh. - And it kills him to this day. 81 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:15,096 I'm gonna go get some potato salad. 82 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,598 - (laughter) - I'll race you. 83 00:05:16,599 --> 00:05:20,101 We should really get going soon because the chart says 84 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:23,271 that I'm going to reach peak fertility around 1:00 PM 85 00:05:23,272 --> 00:05:25,483 - today, so... - Oh, right. 86 00:05:27,693 --> 00:05:30,945 - (heavy breathing) - Betty: Little bit slower. 87 00:05:30,946 --> 00:05:34,532 - Little bit slower! - (bed creaking) 88 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:37,452 (sighs) And be sure to emit 89 00:05:37,453 --> 00:05:39,788 as you propulse forward. Evidently, 90 00:05:39,789 --> 00:05:41,498 - that's helpful. - Really? 91 00:05:41,499 --> 00:05:44,375 - Here. Try to go deeper. - I'm going as deep as I can, Betty. 92 00:05:44,376 --> 00:05:46,712 Uh-uh, no, you have been deeper before. 93 00:05:48,005 --> 00:05:51,759 If you can squirt rather than drip, that helps, too. 94 00:05:53,385 --> 00:05:54,427 But, slower. 95 00:05:54,428 --> 00:05:54,804 Deeper! 96 00:05:54,805 --> 00:05:57,555 (grunting) 97 00:05:57,556 --> 00:05:59,307 - And squirt! - (snaps) 98 00:05:59,308 --> 00:06:02,185 - (piano playing) - (singing): ♪ Hallelujah... ♪ 99 00:06:02,186 --> 00:06:04,897 ♪ Sing a song ♪ 100 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:08,149 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 101 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:12,195 ♪ We'll follow along ♪ 102 00:06:12,196 --> 00:06:14,989 - (doorbell rings) - Oh. 103 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:17,992 - Keep going, honey. You're doing great. - Do I have to sing it? 104 00:06:17,993 --> 00:06:19,911 - Yes. - (doorbell rings) 105 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,622 If you wanna keep filling that sweet little heart of yours 106 00:06:22,623 --> 00:06:24,207 up with joy! 107 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:27,753 (resumes playing) 108 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:34,676 - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey! 109 00:06:34,677 --> 00:06:36,386 - Come in! - All right. 110 00:06:36,387 --> 00:06:39,055 Candy: And why do I have the pleasure 111 00:06:39,056 --> 00:06:43,060 of a house call from my favorite pastor? 112 00:06:43,477 --> 00:06:45,603 Well... 113 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:48,399 it's not exactly pleasure, I'm afraid. And... 114 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:51,359 I might stop being your favorite pastor. 115 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:55,155 - (soft piano continues) - (indistinct singing) 116 00:06:55,156 --> 00:06:56,407 What's goin' on? 117 00:06:57,908 --> 00:06:59,868 Bill's gone. 118 00:06:59,869 --> 00:07:02,163 He wants a divorce. 119 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:07,750 It's been comin' for a long time. 120 00:07:07,751 --> 00:07:09,836 I know that you've been struggling some. 121 00:07:09,837 --> 00:07:11,504 Sweetie, sing louder. 122 00:07:11,505 --> 00:07:14,299 - Both: ♪ With a simple word... ♪ - (piano playing louder) 123 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,885 That's good. 124 00:07:16,594 --> 00:07:19,220 You will get through this. 125 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:20,513 - I will drag you through this. - (scoffs) 126 00:07:20,514 --> 00:07:22,391 - I'm scared. I'll admit it. - What about? 127 00:07:24,602 --> 00:07:25,352 For starters, 128 00:07:25,353 --> 00:07:27,770 how will I lead the congregation? 129 00:07:27,771 --> 00:07:31,649 You're gonna lead us the same as you always have. 130 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,443 And being single, 131 00:07:33,444 --> 00:07:35,528 after 23 years of marriage. 132 00:07:35,529 --> 00:07:37,780 I'm not sure I even know 133 00:07:37,781 --> 00:07:39,407 how to put one foot in front of the other. 134 00:07:39,408 --> 00:07:43,244 So, you just need to look at this 135 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:45,206 as a new beginning. 136 00:07:46,373 --> 00:07:49,043 A new destiny. 137 00:07:51,503 --> 00:07:54,255 - Betty: It's not fair. - Allan: It's my job, Betty. 138 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:55,924 Betty: The whole point of that new job 139 00:07:55,925 --> 00:07:57,759 was that you wouldn't have to travel. 140 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,720 Allan: As much. And I don't. 141 00:08:00,721 --> 00:08:03,056 Well, it's not normal for a husband and wife to be apart. 142 00:08:03,057 --> 00:08:04,432 That's all I'm saying. 143 00:08:04,433 --> 00:08:06,434 - (Betty sighs) - Right, but we-we're talking about four days here. 144 00:08:06,435 --> 00:08:11,439 Four critical days during... peak fertility. 145 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,192 Didn't the doctors say that you might... 146 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,818 get pregnant easier 147 00:08:15,819 --> 00:08:17,946 if you stress less? 148 00:08:17,947 --> 00:08:19,447 - (insects chirping) - (dog barking) 149 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:21,616 - So it's my fault. - I didn't say that. 150 00:08:21,617 --> 00:08:25,411 - Of course, you did. You did. - No, I didn't. 151 00:08:25,412 --> 00:08:26,996 And you might consider that it's your traveling 152 00:08:26,997 --> 00:08:28,248 that's causing my stress. 153 00:08:28,249 --> 00:08:31,043 (deep sigh) 154 00:08:34,004 --> 00:08:37,799 - (choir singing, organ playing) - (sniffles) 155 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:43,722 All (singing): ♪ Fill us with the light of day ♪ 156 00:08:44,848 --> 00:08:46,140 (organ stops) 157 00:08:46,141 --> 00:08:47,976 (quiet chatter) 158 00:08:47,977 --> 00:08:50,187 Don: (clears throat) Okay. 159 00:08:52,189 --> 00:08:56,109 So, uh, the thing is, Jackie, our minister, 160 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:58,861 she's not just out of town on church business. 161 00:08:58,862 --> 00:09:01,781 She chose not to be here today. 162 00:09:01,782 --> 00:09:03,741 Because I'm on the church council, 163 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:08,830 she felt it better that I break the news first. 164 00:09:08,831 --> 00:09:10,957 Jackie and her husband Bill are getting a divorce. 165 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:14,419 (gasps, murmuring) 166 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,420 It happens. 167 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:17,672 Get over it. 168 00:09:17,673 --> 00:09:20,800 Pastors are people like everybody else. 169 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:23,678 I see some of you squirming in your seats, 170 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:26,764 like you suddenly got pine cones up your butts. 171 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:29,809 Well, I tell you, if you ever did get a pine cone up your keister, 172 00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:32,061 you'd be squealing like a pig. 173 00:09:32,062 --> 00:09:36,150 And Jackie Ponder would be the first one runnin' to your aid. 174 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:40,028 So, let's run to hers. 175 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:42,947 Not the time to be high-horse, moral dopes. 176 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:45,575 ♪ ♪ 177 00:09:45,576 --> 00:09:49,495 Let's just get on with being good Methodists. 178 00:09:49,496 --> 00:09:51,372 We can start tonight 179 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,082 by kicking some Lutheran butts at volleyball. 180 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:55,585 (laughter) 181 00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:57,295 - (applause) - (game chatter) 182 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,548 Candy: I got it! (grunts) 183 00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:02,467 - Woo! - (whistling) 184 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:04,553 (cheering) 185 00:10:05,763 --> 00:10:06,763 - Betty. Hey. Hi. - Oh! 186 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,141 Thought you'd be playing tonight. 187 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,603 Sitting this one out. 188 00:10:13,812 --> 00:10:15,188 (cheering) 189 00:10:15,189 --> 00:10:18,149 Uh-huh. Understood. 190 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,442 - (Betty chuckles) - Yeah. Makes sense. 191 00:10:19,443 --> 00:10:22,987 - Player: I got it! - (cheering) 192 00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:25,323 - What makes sense? - What? 193 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,492 My sitting this game out makes sense. 194 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:31,162 - Why does it make sense? - Oh! Well, if you are expecting, 195 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:33,581 it makes sense that you'd steer clear of any... 196 00:10:33,582 --> 00:10:35,375 intense (laughs) physical activity. 197 00:10:35,376 --> 00:10:38,087 What makes you think I'm expecting? 198 00:10:39,463 --> 00:10:41,173 (players yell) 199 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,258 No... No, I'm sorry. 200 00:10:44,259 --> 00:10:46,135 Uh, I-I just heard you and Allan were trying. 201 00:10:46,136 --> 00:10:47,720 I... 202 00:10:47,721 --> 00:10:51,432 - I-I apologize. I overstepped. - (whistling) 203 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,101 (buzzer) 204 00:10:53,102 --> 00:10:55,728 - Betty, I'm really sorry I... - Oh, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. 205 00:10:55,729 --> 00:10:57,689 - (whistle blows) - (cheering) 206 00:10:58,857 --> 00:11:01,609 You really do have a wonderful singing voice. 207 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:04,278 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 208 00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:05,863 (whistling) 209 00:11:05,864 --> 00:11:08,116 (shoes squeaking) 210 00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:09,283 Got it, got it, got it! 211 00:11:09,284 --> 00:11:10,910 - (yelps) - (crowd gasps) 212 00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:12,412 - (gasps) - Are you okay? 213 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:14,288 (laughing) I'm fine. I'm fine. 214 00:11:14,289 --> 00:11:17,500 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Yeah. 215 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:21,295 - (sighs) Are you okay? - I'm fine. 216 00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:24,048 - Good. Okay. - You don't wanna sit for a bit? 217 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:26,884 No, I'm fine, Allan. I'm fine, thank you. 218 00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:27,803 - Alright. - Thanks. 219 00:11:27,804 --> 00:11:30,681 - Sorry. I gotta communicate. - (giggles) 220 00:11:31,515 --> 00:11:32,433 (sighs) 221 00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:34,183 - (crowd clapping) - (exhales) 222 00:11:34,184 --> 00:11:38,063 ♪ ♪ 223 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,108 (sighs) 224 00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:45,696 - (crowd noise fades out) - (echoing breathing) 225 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,742 What do you mean he smelled like sex? 226 00:11:51,785 --> 00:11:53,537 I mean he smelled like sex. 227 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,841 - Are we talkin' about the same Allan Gore? - (laughs) Oh yeah. I know. 228 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,669 I know, but how a man looks and smells 229 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:03,672 can be two totally different things. 230 00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:07,341 And plus... (inhales deeply) 231 00:12:07,342 --> 00:12:08,552 Plus what? 232 00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:12,430 Well, I was kind of... 233 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:13,681 gettin' the sense that he was likin' the smell of me, too. 234 00:12:13,682 --> 00:12:15,976 Like it could maybe go in that direction. 235 00:12:17,102 --> 00:12:18,853 What direction? 236 00:12:18,854 --> 00:12:21,397 - I'm not sayin' that I would ever... - Candy! 237 00:12:21,398 --> 00:12:24,192 ("Afternoon Delight" playing in bar) 238 00:12:24,193 --> 00:12:27,653 (indistinct chatter) 239 00:12:27,654 --> 00:12:29,698 It's just this whole thing with Jackie... 240 00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:34,703 Maybe it's just, kind of, opened up a can. 241 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,873 Sherry: What can? 242 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,919 The "content is not all it's cracked up to be" can. 243 00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:46,464 You know, my father, he used to say to me, 244 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:49,718 "Candy, if you ain't growing, you're dying." 245 00:12:50,677 --> 00:12:51,428 And he would also say, 246 00:12:51,429 --> 00:12:54,389 "If you ain't searching... 247 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,183 you're lost." 248 00:12:57,184 --> 00:13:00,394 (music continues) 249 00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:01,355 Allan Gore? 250 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:05,441 (Candy laughing) 251 00:13:05,442 --> 00:13:07,401 I mean, he'd be "fall-in-love-proof," anyway. 252 00:13:07,402 --> 00:13:08,986 Just take a look at him. 253 00:13:08,987 --> 00:13:11,405 Who could be more "fall-in-love-proof" than that? 254 00:13:11,406 --> 00:13:12,615 (both laugh) 255 00:13:12,616 --> 00:13:16,119 ♪ Your future's so unclear now ♪ 256 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,748 ♪ What's left of your career now? ♪ 257 00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:25,586 ♪ Can't even get a trade-in ♪ 258 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,757 ♪ On your smock now ♪ 259 00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:33,469 ♪ Beauty school dropout ♪ 260 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:34,971 ♪ Beauty school dropout! ♪ 261 00:13:34,972 --> 00:13:37,473 ♪ Hangin' around the corner store ♪ 262 00:13:37,474 --> 00:13:40,017 ♪ Beauty school dropout ♪ 263 00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:41,769 ♪ Beauty school dropout! ♪ 264 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,772 ♪ It's about time you knew the score ♪ 265 00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:47,400 ♪ Well, they couldn't teach you anything... ♪ 266 00:13:47,401 --> 00:13:49,569 (hacking cough) 267 00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:51,445 ♪ You think you're such a looker ♪ 268 00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:54,991 ♪ But no customer would go to you ♪ 269 00:13:54,992 --> 00:13:58,536 ♪ Unless she was a hooker ♪ 270 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:01,497 (instrumental break) 271 00:14:01,498 --> 00:14:04,458 ♪ Baby, don't sweat it ♪ 272 00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:05,501 ♪ Don't sweat it ♪ 273 00:14:05,502 --> 00:14:09,046 ♪ You're not cut out to hold a job ♪ 274 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:11,132 ♪ Better forget it ♪ 275 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,466 ♪ Forget it ♪ 276 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:15,803 ♪ Who wants their hair done by a slob? ♪ 277 00:14:15,804 --> 00:14:19,432 ♪ Now, your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled... ♪ 278 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:22,436 (singing becomes distorted, indistinct) 279 00:14:24,187 --> 00:14:26,022 (singing echoing) 280 00:14:26,023 --> 00:14:29,734 Gary, would you like to share your poem? 281 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,361 Gary: Okay. Um, it's short. 282 00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:35,656 That's fine. Some of my favorite poems are short. 283 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,017 Haikus are quite wonderful, in fact. 284 00:14:40,245 --> 00:14:42,080 "On my brand new toilet... 285 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,250 I did the same thing." 286 00:14:50,964 --> 00:14:52,590 (throat clearing) 287 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,508 It's, um, it's about the folly of materialism. 288 00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:56,053 (understanding murmurs) 289 00:14:58,263 --> 00:15:00,389 God, I totally get it. 290 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:04,810 We all think that we can change our lives with stuff, you know? 291 00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:07,313 I mean, I do it all the time with shoes or whatever. 292 00:15:07,314 --> 00:15:10,232 If I could just have that or just get this, things will be different. 293 00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:12,902 Mine's actually got a similar theme about "wanting." 294 00:15:12,903 --> 00:15:13,903 - Yeah? - Yeah. 295 00:15:13,904 --> 00:15:16,364 - Dobson: Let's hear it, Candy. - Okay. 296 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:19,910 - It's called, "My Heart Asked." - Woman: What a lovely title. 297 00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:23,037 (sighs) 298 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:25,916 "My heart asked, 'What's the answer?' 299 00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,837 "I said, 'What answer?' It said, 'You know.' 300 00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:35,759 "I said, 'I don't know. I give up. What's the answer?' 301 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,720 "And the heart said, 302 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,723 'The answer is don't give up.'" 303 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,018 ("More Than A Woman" by The Bee-Gees playing) 304 00:15:48,271 --> 00:15:49,313 ♪ Oh ♪ 305 00:15:49,314 --> 00:15:50,898 ♪ Girl, I've known you very well ♪ 306 00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:54,068 ♪ I've seen you growing every day ♪ 307 00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:56,028 ♪ I never really looked before ♪ 308 00:15:56,029 --> 00:15:57,780 ♪ But now, you take my breath away ♪ 309 00:15:57,781 --> 00:16:00,950 ♪ Suddenly, you're in my life ♪ 310 00:16:00,951 --> 00:16:01,992 ♪ Part of everything I do ♪ 311 00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:05,538 ♪ You got me working day and night ♪ 312 00:16:05,539 --> 00:16:08,082 ♪ Just trying to keep a hold on you ♪ 313 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,459 ♪ Here in your arms, I found my paradise ♪ 314 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,712 ♪ Oh... ♪ 315 00:16:12,713 --> 00:16:15,589 ♪ My only chance for happiness... ♪ 316 00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:18,259 - (song stops) - (lawnmower rumbling) 317 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,343 - Choir (singing): ♪ Holy, holy... ♪ - (piano playing) 318 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:21,679 ♪ Holy ♪ 319 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:26,017 ♪ Lord God Almighty ♪ 320 00:16:26,935 --> 00:16:30,146 ♪ Early in the morning ♪ 321 00:16:30,147 --> 00:16:34,109 ♪ Our song shall rise to thee ♪ 322 00:16:36,111 --> 00:16:40,072 ♪ Holy, holy, holy... ♪ 323 00:16:40,073 --> 00:16:43,951 (laughter, chatter) 324 00:16:43,952 --> 00:16:46,787 - Choir Member: Good night, Sherry. - Pat: See you at home. 325 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,123 - Choir Member: Bye, Candy! - Candy: See ya. 326 00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:50,542 (sighs) 327 00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:56,630 (insects chirping) 328 00:16:56,631 --> 00:16:58,800 (car brakes squeal) 329 00:17:06,016 --> 00:17:07,476 (church door shuts) 330 00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:12,647 - (footsteps approach) - (keys jingle) 331 00:17:14,357 --> 00:17:16,902 ♪ ♪ 332 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,281 (car engine starts) 333 00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:35,628 - (brakes creak) - Allan! Hi! 334 00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:36,505 (turns off engine) 335 00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:39,048 - Hey, Candy. - Hey. 336 00:17:39,049 --> 00:17:43,427 I want to talk to you sometime about... 337 00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:45,304 something that's been bothering me a little. 338 00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:46,681 - Oh. - (soft laugh) 339 00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,018 How about right now? 340 00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:52,813 Sure. 341 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,485 (panting) 342 00:17:59,402 --> 00:18:00,402 (heavy breathing) 343 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,114 Well, I've been thinking about you a lot, 344 00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:07,243 and it-it's really been bothering me, and I'm not... 345 00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:11,206 sure whether I want you to do anything about it or not. 346 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,926 I'm very attracted to you. 347 00:18:23,927 --> 00:18:26,387 And I'm just tired of thinkin' about it, 348 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:27,931 so I wanted to tell you that. 349 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,226 Oh. 350 00:18:37,148 --> 00:18:38,148 Okay. 351 00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:47,325 (door opens, slams shut) 352 00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:52,746 ♪ ♪ 353 00:18:52,747 --> 00:18:55,083 - (Allan's car starts) - (sighs) 354 00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:01,006 (heavy breathing) 355 00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:07,386 (heavy breathing echoing) 356 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:09,388 (breathing stops) 357 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:10,598 Sherry: You seriously got in his car? 358 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:13,267 Candy: I did. 359 00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:17,229 - Sherry: And told him you were thinking about him? - Candy: I did. 360 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:19,356 Sherry: And what did he say? 361 00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:21,609 He said, "Oh. Okay." 362 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:23,944 - That's it? - Pretty much. 363 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,780 Are you sure this is really about Allan Gore 364 00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:29,409 and not about you wantin' to be reckless? 365 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:31,828 Maybe a little of both. 366 00:19:33,246 --> 00:19:36,582 But, also men, they get to go to their jobs 367 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,376 and live in their careers, and... 368 00:19:39,461 --> 00:19:41,796 we just stay home, and... 369 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,383 God, that's supposed to be enough. 370 00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:51,388 Look at our kids right now on that jungle gym. 371 00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:53,807 It is human nature 372 00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:55,392 to take risks. 373 00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:57,978 To go for somethin' with a little thrill 374 00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,439 at the risk of falling. 375 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,000 (chuckling) I mean, look at their faces. 376 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,194 They are more alive than we are. 377 00:20:05,195 --> 00:20:09,823 - (insects chirping outside) - (clock ticking) 378 00:20:09,824 --> 00:20:11,159 Betty: It's not appropriate. 379 00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:15,287 - Why? - Because it's not. 380 00:20:15,288 --> 00:20:19,708 Where did you even get all of this stuff? 381 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,460 - Jenny's mom. - Well, you're gonna have to pick another costume. 382 00:20:21,461 --> 00:20:24,171 - Alisa: Why? - I told you, it's not appropriate, 383 00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:25,756 - especially for a girl your age. - Alisa: Dad! 384 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:28,133 No, no! Never mind. 385 00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:29,385 I will not have you out on the streets 386 00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:30,469 trick or treating as a trollop. 387 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,262 We will find something better. 388 00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:35,808 - This is why I did not want her seeing that movie! - (door slams) 389 00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:38,352 - "Grease"? That's a family picture, honey. - No, no. 390 00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:41,189 It's a bunch of talk of girls... putting out. 391 00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:54,201 - You're judging me. - (laughs) I am not judging you. 392 00:20:54,202 --> 00:20:57,080 Allan, you do some of your best commentary with silence. 393 00:20:58,665 --> 00:21:00,332 (sighs) 394 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,419 One of the reasons... 395 00:21:03,878 --> 00:21:06,463 why I go silent is because when you get like this, 396 00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,091 I don't know what to say. 397 00:21:09,718 --> 00:21:11,158 I don't know what you want me to say. 398 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,263 - (opens newspaper) - (TV chatter fading in) 399 00:21:14,264 --> 00:21:18,100 - (faucet running) - (laughter, chatter on TV) 400 00:21:18,101 --> 00:21:20,060 - The first time I took my wife out, I knew she wasn't smart. - Why's that. 401 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,521 I took her to a drive-in movie, you know, 402 00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:24,648 and I asked if she wanted to go in the back seat, you know. 403 00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:26,025 She said she'd rather use the lady's room! 404 00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:29,069 - (TV laughter) - (Pat laughing) 405 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,446 Rodney Dangerfield: But, I, uh, the day I got married, that was something. 406 00:21:30,447 --> 00:21:33,032 - Everybody was crying. - Johnny Carson: Oh. 407 00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:35,200 Dangerfield: During the ceremony, her mother cried, you know? 408 00:21:35,201 --> 00:21:37,536 All the way to the hotel, my wife cried. 409 00:21:37,537 --> 00:21:40,330 - And when she got undressed, I cried, you know? - (Pat laughing) 410 00:21:40,331 --> 00:21:42,291 (audience laughs) 411 00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:44,043 (indistinct chatter) 412 00:21:44,044 --> 00:21:46,046 Candy: Did you read my short? 413 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,005 - (mutes TV) - Sorry? 414 00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,341 My short story from writing class. 415 00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:53,178 I asked if you would read it. 416 00:21:53,762 --> 00:21:55,680 I did. Excellent. 417 00:21:56,681 --> 00:21:58,057 (unmutes TV) 418 00:21:58,058 --> 00:21:59,933 Yeah? What was it about? 419 00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:02,644 Uh, it was about swans. 420 00:22:02,645 --> 00:22:04,271 Candy: Hm... 421 00:22:04,272 --> 00:22:06,440 What about swans? 422 00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:08,609 Wow. If I knew there was gonna be a test, 423 00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:09,778 I would've studied harder. 424 00:22:10,653 --> 00:22:12,780 Then study harder, Pat. 425 00:22:12,781 --> 00:22:13,947 You have a Ph.D. 426 00:22:13,948 --> 00:22:16,910 Yep. Not in swans, though. 427 00:22:18,244 --> 00:22:20,914 - Yep. - (TV chatter continues) 428 00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:27,795 - Let me read it again. - Dangerfield: My car, I tell you, Johnny. 429 00:22:27,796 --> 00:22:29,129 - Carson: Bad car, huh? - Dangerfield: I got the only car 430 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:31,215 dogs chase it, they catch it. 431 00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:33,592 (Pat and TV audience laugh) 432 00:22:33,593 --> 00:22:36,553 (Pat laughs harder) 433 00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:39,182 Dangerfield: I told the graduating class... 434 00:22:43,853 --> 00:22:45,146 (cuts engine) 435 00:22:55,782 --> 00:22:59,577 ♪ ♪ 436 00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,252 (quiet chatter) 437 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:14,050 - (office chatter) - (typewriters click, phones ring) 438 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,619 ♪ ♪ 439 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:47,666 (inaudible) 440 00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:50,919 (heart beating) 441 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,212 (whoosh, heart beating stops) 442 00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:54,381 (office chatter fades in) 443 00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:56,425 Jo Ann: It's not about repainting or redoing. 444 00:23:56,426 --> 00:23:57,759 We need a new sanctuary. 445 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,678 Well, a church is more about its parishioners 446 00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:00,721 than its hardscape, Jo Ann. 447 00:24:00,722 --> 00:24:03,515 That may be well and true, but this church 448 00:24:03,516 --> 00:24:05,392 isn't gonna be anything if we don't grow the congregation. 449 00:24:05,393 --> 00:24:06,852 And for that, we need a new facility. 450 00:24:06,853 --> 00:24:10,230 It's not just that it's old, Jackie. It's crappy. 451 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:11,565 Nobody looking for a new house of worship 452 00:24:11,566 --> 00:24:15,194 - wants crappy. - Jo Ann: It should make a statement. 453 00:24:15,195 --> 00:24:17,738 Richard: Especially if we wanna draw the younger couples. 454 00:24:17,739 --> 00:24:20,115 Well, aren't we supposed to be the younger couples? 455 00:24:20,116 --> 00:24:21,492 Jackie: Where's your head, Allan? 456 00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:25,787 I'm sorry? W-What? 457 00:24:25,788 --> 00:24:28,791 Where's your head? You think we need a new sanctuary? 458 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:35,339 - Allan: Well... - You know, the thing about... 459 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:38,425 religion and life and love 460 00:24:38,426 --> 00:24:41,011 is that there's renewal in it. 461 00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:44,474 And, to me, nothing sells renewal better than... 462 00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:47,351 you know, something new. 463 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,102 (soft laugh) 464 00:24:49,103 --> 00:24:52,314 Richard: I agree. We need a major building. 465 00:24:52,315 --> 00:24:54,524 Jackie: So, if we look at our finances... 466 00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:55,443 ♪ ♪ 467 00:24:55,444 --> 00:24:58,862 year-to-date, and we see... 468 00:24:58,863 --> 00:25:00,989 (muffled, fading): that we are already... 469 00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:03,909 (heart beating) 470 00:25:03,910 --> 00:25:07,038 (crowd chatter) 471 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,044 (intense bouncing, loud smack) 472 00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:17,674 (crowd cheering, applause) 473 00:25:20,927 --> 00:25:21,969 (echoing whistle) 474 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:23,512 Sherry: Well, you would think 475 00:25:23,513 --> 00:25:24,972 the teams themselves would have to clean up, 476 00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,807 not the referees, but I suppose 477 00:25:26,808 --> 00:25:28,850 - that would just make too much sense, wouldn't it? - (Candy laughs) 478 00:25:28,851 --> 00:25:31,103 Candy: Well, are we still on for coffee tomorrow? 479 00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:31,938 Sherry: Is the sun still planning to rise? 480 00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:35,149 Well, I'll call you! 481 00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:41,488 So, is Betty not feeling too good again? 482 00:25:41,489 --> 00:25:44,700 Some headaches and so forth. 483 00:25:44,701 --> 00:25:46,702 Probably stress-related. 484 00:25:46,703 --> 00:25:48,829 You haven't got any tricks up your sleeve 485 00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:51,415 to relax your bride, Allan? 486 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:54,001 Oh, Betty's seen all my tricks. 487 00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:55,920 (laughs) 488 00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:58,548 Well, this is me. 489 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,801 You tell her that I hope she's feeling better, and, 490 00:26:02,802 --> 00:26:05,387 you know, she can always drop Alisa off if she wants to rest. 491 00:26:05,388 --> 00:26:08,433 - I'll tell her that. Thank you. - Yeah. 492 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:11,311 You sure I can trust you two alone? 493 00:26:11,936 --> 00:26:14,522 (both laugh weakly) 494 00:26:17,525 --> 00:26:19,110 Well, good night. 495 00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:22,739 Candy. 496 00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:24,240 Mm-hmm? 497 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:26,576 Allan: Uh... 498 00:26:27,577 --> 00:26:31,914 - Before, in the car... - Mm-hmm. 499 00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:36,711 What exactly was it that you had in mind? 500 00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:43,633 Get in. 501 00:26:56,189 --> 00:26:58,733 Would you be interested in having an affair? 502 00:27:05,281 --> 00:27:06,782 It's just something I've been thinkin' about, 503 00:27:06,783 --> 00:27:08,033 and so I wanted to say it, 504 00:27:08,034 --> 00:27:10,161 so I don't have to think about it anymore. 505 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,626 Okay. Well, I got my answer. 506 00:27:17,627 --> 00:27:20,296 No, no, it's j-just (chuckling) um... 507 00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:23,508 I don't think I could. 508 00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:25,885 You know, I love Betty. 509 00:27:28,805 --> 00:27:32,599 And when we were living in New Mexico, she had an affair. 510 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,768 Betty did? 511 00:27:34,769 --> 00:27:36,395 Well, I can't believe that. 512 00:27:36,396 --> 00:27:38,438 I know. I couldn't believe it either. 513 00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,732 It hurt me a lot, and I wouldn't want to do that to her. 514 00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:42,776 That's fine, Allan. 515 00:27:42,777 --> 00:27:45,070 I love Pat, too, and I wouldn't wanna do anything 516 00:27:45,071 --> 00:27:46,196 - to hurt him either. - (sighs) 517 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:49,117 - I like Pat. - Yeah. 518 00:27:52,495 --> 00:27:54,413 He has the best voice in the choir. 519 00:27:54,414 --> 00:27:55,915 (muffled laugh) 520 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:59,836 - Also, Betty just got pregnant again. - Really? 521 00:28:02,004 --> 00:28:05,215 Just recently. 522 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,010 So, that would really be unfair to her. 523 00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:12,305 Especially since I don't feel the same way about you 524 00:28:12,306 --> 00:28:14,100 that I do about her. 525 00:28:15,852 --> 00:28:17,692 So, I probably couldn't do something like that. 526 00:28:18,729 --> 00:28:20,188 Okay. 527 00:28:20,189 --> 00:28:22,941 I was just putting the option out there because of how I felt. 528 00:28:22,942 --> 00:28:26,070 But I certainly don't want to hurt you or your marriage. 529 00:28:27,613 --> 00:28:28,739 All I wanted to do was... 530 00:28:31,117 --> 00:28:32,492 go to bed. 531 00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:36,164 But I won't mention it again. 532 00:28:41,544 --> 00:28:42,962 (Allan inhales) 533 00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:46,048 - Good night. - (opens door) 534 00:28:48,718 --> 00:28:49,886 (shuts door) 535 00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:59,936 (opens car door) 536 00:28:59,937 --> 00:29:01,855 Candy: I feel so humiliated 537 00:29:01,856 --> 00:29:04,191 Sherry: It's probably for the best, sweetheart. 538 00:29:04,192 --> 00:29:06,151 Candy: Well, I wasn't looking for what's best. 539 00:29:06,152 --> 00:29:07,694 I was out for something more transcendent. 540 00:29:07,695 --> 00:29:13,033 And he broached it! He invited the conversation. 541 00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:14,701 Sherry: What exactly did he say? 542 00:29:14,702 --> 00:29:17,662 He asked me what I had in mind 543 00:29:17,663 --> 00:29:20,790 when he knew very well what I had in mind. 544 00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:23,878 And then he climbed into my car. I mean, come on. 545 00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:27,882 And why did he kiss me? 546 00:29:29,133 --> 00:29:29,759 Right on the lips. 547 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:34,012 It wasn't exactly passionate. 548 00:29:34,013 --> 00:29:35,889 But it wasn't a brotherly kiss either. 549 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:40,227 Well, men kiss all the time when they don't mean it. 550 00:29:40,228 --> 00:29:42,729 Candy: No, I think he's waitin' for me to make it happen. 551 00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:44,648 He doesn't wanna hate himself for being unfaithful to Betty. 552 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:48,027 So, he's waitin' for me to make it happen. 553 00:29:49,695 --> 00:29:52,656 Well, he can forget about that. 554 00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:55,492 I played my cards, and that will be that. Morning. 555 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:58,745 (children chattering) 556 00:29:58,746 --> 00:30:02,290 ("Rockin' Zombie" by The Crewnecks playing) 557 00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:06,503 ♪ ♪ 558 00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:09,756 ♪ I got a look at a real zombie! ♪ 559 00:30:09,757 --> 00:30:11,550 Candy: Well, my word in Heaven, are you a bird? 560 00:30:11,551 --> 00:30:12,426 No, wait. You're a plane, aren't you? 561 00:30:12,427 --> 00:30:14,928 - I'm Superman! - (gasps) 562 00:30:14,929 --> 00:30:17,097 You're Superman! You're a man of steel! 563 00:30:17,098 --> 00:30:19,724 And you might be the super-est one I have ever seen. 564 00:30:19,725 --> 00:30:22,435 - Well, thank you. - Candy: Well, you're welcome. Hey, honey! 565 00:30:22,436 --> 00:30:24,271 - Hey, Mom. - You're back already, huh? 566 00:30:24,272 --> 00:30:27,357 - Jenny: Just to drop off. I filled my pumpkin. - Candy: Yes, you did. 567 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:30,485 Jenny: I'm just gonna go dump it and come back out. 568 00:30:30,486 --> 00:30:33,071 Candy: Well, what do you expect to do with all that candy, young lady? 569 00:30:33,072 --> 00:30:35,073 - I'll trade with Ian. - (laughs) Okay. 570 00:30:35,074 --> 00:30:36,157 (sighing) 571 00:30:36,158 --> 00:30:38,660 - Thanks for walking with them. - Allan: Sure, sure. 572 00:30:38,661 --> 00:30:41,162 Did you see Pat and Ian on your travels? 573 00:30:41,163 --> 00:30:44,124 I did see a pretty scary Elvis. 574 00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:47,127 Yep, that would be Pat. 575 00:30:47,128 --> 00:30:49,088 Him and Elvis, it's kinda hard to tell them apart. 576 00:30:50,798 --> 00:30:52,382 Alisa: Come on, Dad. Let's go. 577 00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:53,967 - Okay. Bye. - Kids: Trick or treat! 578 00:30:53,968 --> 00:30:57,137 Oh, my goodness, look at you! Buzz, buzz, buzz! 579 00:30:57,138 --> 00:31:00,307 - (kids chattering) - (gasps) If I could only have a brain! 580 00:31:00,308 --> 00:31:03,268 Look how cute you guys look. And look at you. 581 00:31:03,269 --> 00:31:06,689 Don't sting me! Oh! The Wicked Witch of the West! 582 00:31:10,610 --> 00:31:11,902 (doorbell rings) 583 00:31:17,116 --> 00:31:18,199 (singing) ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 584 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,536 - Oh, my God. - (giggles) I brought you a confection. 585 00:31:21,537 --> 00:31:24,623 - Yes. - And at the bakery, they said if we ate it before 10:00 AM, 586 00:31:24,624 --> 00:31:26,166 it won't make our asses fat. 587 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:29,502 At least... not completely. 588 00:31:29,503 --> 00:31:31,922 - Then, shall we? Hurry up! - Yes, we shall! 589 00:31:33,549 --> 00:31:34,799 Mm. 590 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,302 This is why your people follow you. 591 00:31:37,303 --> 00:31:39,679 - Yeah. I let them eat cake. (laughs) - Mm-hmm! 592 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,848 So, listen. 593 00:31:41,849 --> 00:31:43,725 Oh, I don't like the sound of that. 594 00:31:43,726 --> 00:31:45,602 Remember I told you about that other job offer 595 00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:47,771 I had at Midwestern University? 596 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:51,107 - Which you turned down. - Yeah, well, 597 00:31:51,108 --> 00:31:53,652 - it turns out I reconsidered. - What do you mean? 598 00:31:53,653 --> 00:31:57,030 It was pointed out that the bishop 599 00:31:57,031 --> 00:31:58,591 doesn't make offers like this every day. 600 00:32:00,284 --> 00:32:04,204 - But it's in... Wichita Falls. - I'll come back and forth. 601 00:32:04,205 --> 00:32:06,081 (laughs) What do you mean you'll come back and forth? 602 00:32:06,082 --> 00:32:08,541 It's, like, 200 miles away. 603 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:09,877 Candy, this is my next calling. 604 00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:13,713 - What am I gonna do? - Well... 605 00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:15,215 - You're my best friend. - Our friendship won't change. 606 00:32:15,216 --> 00:32:17,467 No, but you won't be here. 607 00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:20,261 - And who's gonna replace you? - We'll find somebody great. 608 00:32:20,262 --> 00:32:23,098 Somebody who can get the new sanctuary built. 609 00:32:23,099 --> 00:32:24,974 (whispers): Oh, my God. 610 00:32:24,975 --> 00:32:29,354 You are the only one I have to talk to here, Jackie. 611 00:32:29,355 --> 00:32:31,648 That is not true. You have Sherry. 612 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:33,733 - (scoffs) - And y-you're the belle of the ball at church. 613 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:37,363 I mean Sherry is Sherry, but... 614 00:32:38,698 --> 00:32:40,700 (sighs) honey, you're my heart. 615 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,537 (sighs) 616 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:48,958 - (lighter clicks) - (phone ringing) 617 00:32:49,709 --> 00:32:51,001 (sighs) 618 00:32:51,377 --> 00:32:54,087 Hello? 619 00:32:54,088 --> 00:32:56,088 Allan (on phone): Candy. Hi, it's Allan. Allan Gore. 620 00:32:57,883 --> 00:33:01,721 - Oh, hey. - Allen: Hey. Hi. Um... 621 00:33:03,139 --> 00:33:03,848 (muffled office chatter) 622 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:06,391 I have to go to McKinney tomorrow 623 00:33:06,392 --> 00:33:09,060 to get my tires checked and rotated, 624 00:33:09,061 --> 00:33:10,478 and I know it's a drive, 625 00:33:10,479 --> 00:33:14,984 but I was wondering if you might like to have some lunch with me. 626 00:33:16,902 --> 00:33:19,362 You know, to talk a little more 627 00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:23,325 about what we were... talking about before. 628 00:33:23,909 --> 00:33:24,909 Okay. 629 00:33:26,328 --> 00:33:28,496 Okay, fine. 630 00:33:28,497 --> 00:33:30,957 Well, how's... how's 12:00? 631 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,959 - I'll meet you there. - Allan: Okay. 632 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,880 - Meet you there. Bye-bye. - Candy: Ok... Okay. 633 00:33:44,513 --> 00:33:47,098 - Where were we? - Who was that? 634 00:33:47,099 --> 00:33:50,352 - It's just somebody. - Somebody? 635 00:33:52,938 --> 00:33:55,232 Somebody I'm thinkin' about having an affair with. 636 00:33:58,235 --> 00:34:00,475 You told me that 'cause you want me to talk you out of it. 637 00:34:01,697 --> 00:34:04,283 Pat and I, we... 638 00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,453 Well, w-we kind of hit a plateau. 639 00:34:08,454 --> 00:34:10,163 Every marriage hits one of them. 640 00:34:10,164 --> 00:34:12,499 Well, I suppose yours did and you did nothing about it. 641 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,375 Meaning what? If I'd had an affair, 642 00:34:14,376 --> 00:34:16,211 Bill would still be taking out my garbage? 643 00:34:16,212 --> 00:34:19,839 I'm talking about my garbage right now, 644 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,218 and not wanting to settle for it. 645 00:34:24,178 --> 00:34:27,347 Sorry, that came out wrong. Pat is not garbage. 646 00:34:27,348 --> 00:34:30,809 Candy, I got front-door friends and back-door friends. 647 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:33,019 Front-door friends show up when they have a reason. 648 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:35,980 They knock. They say the right thing. 649 00:34:35,981 --> 00:34:39,192 Back-door friends, they just bang in through the kitchen door 650 00:34:39,193 --> 00:34:41,195 and drop whatever's on their mind. 651 00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:43,405 You are my best back-door friend, 652 00:34:43,406 --> 00:34:47,075 so I am gonna drop my mind on your table here. 653 00:34:47,076 --> 00:34:50,120 This will come to no good. 654 00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:54,192 Jackie, I have done all the things a wife is supposed to do. 655 00:34:56,377 --> 00:34:59,505 The house, the kids, the meals... 656 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:04,134 Where is the payback? 657 00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:06,929 Honey. 658 00:35:07,972 --> 00:35:11,307 This is the payback. 659 00:35:11,308 --> 00:35:14,311 Take it from me. Somebody who lost it. 660 00:35:19,316 --> 00:35:21,151 I can see your mind's made up. 661 00:35:29,285 --> 00:35:30,827 (train rumbling) 662 00:35:30,828 --> 00:35:32,329 (train horn) 663 00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:38,084 - (garage chatter) - (bell ringing) 664 00:35:38,085 --> 00:35:40,044 - Allan: Thanks again, Ronnie. - Ronnie: You're welcome. 665 00:35:40,045 --> 00:35:42,965 - Allan: Don't work too hard. - Ronnie: All right. 666 00:35:44,884 --> 00:35:47,427 - Hi! You're here. - (Candy giggles) 667 00:35:47,428 --> 00:35:48,803 - Hi. - Hey. 668 00:35:48,804 --> 00:35:51,557 Brought you this little card. 669 00:35:52,474 --> 00:35:53,559 Oh. (laughs) 670 00:35:57,688 --> 00:36:00,356 (laughs) Wow. 671 00:36:00,357 --> 00:36:02,151 - That is so sweet. - (soft laugh) 672 00:36:04,403 --> 00:36:07,405 - (laughs) - There you are. 673 00:36:07,406 --> 00:36:08,574 Thank you. 674 00:36:09,241 --> 00:36:11,784 I just worry, you know? 675 00:36:11,785 --> 00:36:14,954 Jackie is the church, when you think about it. 676 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:17,457 Allan: I just hope she doesn't become a stranger. 677 00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:21,044 Candy: Well, how can she not? At least a little. 678 00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:24,047 Wichita Falls is a three-hour drive last I checked. 679 00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:25,298 And, frankly, I don't know how 680 00:36:25,299 --> 00:36:26,759 we're gonna go about replacing her. 681 00:36:28,385 --> 00:36:30,971 And I don't wanna belong to some stodgy-podgy church. 682 00:36:32,014 --> 00:36:34,308 - No, that would be awful. - Awful. 683 00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:42,815 Well, should we talk about our kids now? 684 00:36:42,816 --> 00:36:44,817 Or maybe more Pat. 685 00:36:44,818 --> 00:36:47,528 He was a champion trumpeter in high school. Did I cover that? 686 00:36:47,529 --> 00:36:51,491 ♪ ♪ 687 00:36:51,492 --> 00:36:54,453 (diner chatter fades out) 688 00:36:55,829 --> 00:36:58,331 I'm sorry. I've never done anything like this before. 689 00:36:58,332 --> 00:37:00,250 I haven't either. 690 00:37:01,585 --> 00:37:02,585 (laughs) 691 00:37:05,255 --> 00:37:08,007 I would never be able to forgive myself 692 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,176 if Betty ever found out. 693 00:37:11,887 --> 00:37:15,056 That would just be devastating to her. 694 00:37:15,057 --> 00:37:16,016 I feel the same. 695 00:37:16,017 --> 00:37:18,851 We would have to be so careful 696 00:37:18,852 --> 00:37:21,772 that no one would ever know except us. 697 00:37:22,982 --> 00:37:25,525 That's right. 698 00:37:25,526 --> 00:37:27,861 I've been thinking a lot about what you said about... 699 00:37:28,988 --> 00:37:30,571 just wanting to go to bed, 700 00:37:30,572 --> 00:37:34,534 - not getting too emotionally involved... - Mm-hmm. 701 00:37:34,535 --> 00:37:36,119 And so forth. 702 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,705 That would be very important to me. 703 00:37:38,706 --> 00:37:40,249 Me, too, Allan. 704 00:37:42,209 --> 00:37:44,712 God, I just wanna enjoy myself. 705 00:37:47,006 --> 00:37:50,258 Without hurting myself 706 00:37:50,259 --> 00:37:51,802 or anyone else. 707 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,100 Well, 708 00:37:59,101 --> 00:38:02,146 I think we should think about it some more. 709 00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:06,065 Think about the hazards and decide 710 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:08,819 whether or not we're willing to take the risk. 711 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:13,531 Fine. Yeah, I think we should. 712 00:38:13,532 --> 00:38:17,327 ("Boogie Oogie Oogie" by A Taste Of Honey playing) 713 00:38:19,121 --> 00:38:21,707 So, that's the plan then? Think about it some more? 714 00:38:22,499 --> 00:38:23,499 I think so. 715 00:38:27,713 --> 00:38:33,469 ♪ If you're thinking you're too cool to boogie ♪ 716 00:38:35,345 --> 00:38:39,308 ♪ Boy oh boy, have I got news for you ♪ 717 00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:48,650 ♪ Everybody here tonight must boogie ♪ 718 00:38:50,027 --> 00:38:56,200 ♪ Let me tell ya, you are no exception to the rule ♪ 719 00:38:58,577 --> 00:39:02,288 ♪ Get on up, on the floor ♪ 720 00:39:02,289 --> 00:39:04,916 ♪ 'Cause we're gonna boogie oogie oogie ♪ 721 00:39:04,917 --> 00:39:07,460 ♪ Till you just can't boogie no more ♪ 722 00:39:07,461 --> 00:39:09,962 ♪ Oh, boogie ♪ 723 00:39:09,963 --> 00:39:12,840 ♪ Boogie no more ♪ 724 00:39:12,841 --> 00:39:15,635 ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 725 00:39:15,636 --> 00:39:18,514 (inaudible) 726 00:39:22,768 --> 00:39:24,936 ♪ There's no time to waste ♪ 727 00:39:24,937 --> 00:39:27,230 ♪ Let's get the show on the road ♪ 728 00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:28,774 (carving knife whirring) 729 00:39:30,317 --> 00:39:35,154 ♪ Listen to the music, and let your body flow ♪ 730 00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:36,989 ♪ Music feeling good ♪ 731 00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:40,827 ♪ Now, get on up on the floor ♪ 732 00:39:40,828 --> 00:39:43,454 ♪ 'Cause we're gonna boogie oogie oogie ♪ 733 00:39:43,455 --> 00:39:47,333 ♪ Till you just can't boogie no more ♪ 734 00:39:47,334 --> 00:39:49,836 Candy (on phone): I'm not sure how many more of these strategy sessions 735 00:39:49,837 --> 00:39:50,546 I can take. 736 00:39:50,547 --> 00:39:52,797 Yeah, I know. We just... W... 737 00:39:52,798 --> 00:39:55,675 - We just can't be too careful. - Candy: You know, 738 00:39:55,676 --> 00:39:58,720 if you don't go to bed with me pretty soon, 739 00:40:00,139 --> 00:40:02,515 y-you'll never be able to live up 740 00:40:02,516 --> 00:40:06,102 - to the expectations I have of you in bed. - (phone ringing) 741 00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:09,856 Yeah, don't think I haven't thought about that. 742 00:40:09,857 --> 00:40:12,108 (nervous laugh) 743 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:13,651 (soft laugh) 744 00:40:13,652 --> 00:40:17,738 Maybe just one more planning session. 745 00:40:17,739 --> 00:40:19,490 - We can have it here. - Allan (on phone): At your house? 746 00:40:19,491 --> 00:40:22,743 Yeah, we can meet for lunch. People need to eat, right? 747 00:40:22,744 --> 00:40:25,872 (forks clanking) 748 00:40:25,873 --> 00:40:29,751 (clock ticking) 749 00:40:33,172 --> 00:40:36,049 - How was work today? - Oh. 750 00:40:37,968 --> 00:40:39,636 It's pretty good. Kind of the same. 751 00:40:46,476 --> 00:40:49,062 Have you been going over your list, Allan? 752 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:53,567 - I'm sorry, what? What... - The list. 753 00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:56,987 The list of potential baby names. 754 00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:01,073 - Oh. I will. - You will? 755 00:41:01,074 --> 00:41:02,618 Allan: Yeah. 756 00:41:04,077 --> 00:41:05,120 Okay. 757 00:41:07,414 --> 00:41:10,416 ♪ ♪ 758 00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:13,211 If either of us wants it to end for whatever reason, 759 00:41:13,212 --> 00:41:16,255 - then it ends. - Allan: Agreed. 760 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:19,759 If either of us get too emotionally involved, 761 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,844 then it ends. 762 00:41:21,845 --> 00:41:23,597 We should make that rule number one. 763 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:26,141 Oh, sure. Okay. 764 00:41:28,852 --> 00:41:32,271 Okay... And if-if we start taking risks 765 00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,398 that shouldn't be taken, then the affair ends. 766 00:41:34,399 --> 00:41:37,611 - And we should always meet out of town. - Agree, agree, agree. 767 00:41:40,405 --> 00:41:42,782 Uh, uh... 768 00:41:42,783 --> 00:41:45,284 All expenses, uh, gas, 769 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:49,121 motel, food, will be shared equally. 770 00:41:49,122 --> 00:41:52,917 We'll meet only on weekdays, and, um, I'll be in charge 771 00:41:52,918 --> 00:41:55,294 of fixing lunch on the days that we meet, 772 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:56,587 so that we just have more time. 773 00:41:56,588 --> 00:42:00,758 And I-I'll also be in charge of-of getting the motel room. 774 00:42:00,759 --> 00:42:04,179 - Same reason. It just gives us more quality time. - Shall we... 775 00:42:05,722 --> 00:42:08,934 set a date for the affair to begin? 776 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:12,312 (inhales) 777 00:42:13,272 --> 00:42:14,940 Let's go with December 12th. 778 00:42:15,607 --> 00:42:16,607 December 12th? 779 00:42:16,984 --> 00:42:19,111 This year. 780 00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:21,863 Great. 781 00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:25,825 - (clicks pen) - December 12th it is. 782 00:42:25,826 --> 00:42:27,994 - (Pat laughing) - (TV chatter) 783 00:42:27,995 --> 00:42:30,413 Frank (on TV): Oh, Margaret, you don't know what it does to me, 784 00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:32,999 being near you all day in surgery, only able to touch... 785 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,043 (Pat laughing) 786 00:42:36,044 --> 00:42:38,337 (music on TV) 787 00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:40,757 (Pat chuckles) 788 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:44,260 - (Margaret laughs on TV) - Frank: You alright? 789 00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:47,513 Margaret (on TV): I'm good. 790 00:42:47,514 --> 00:42:51,142 This song gives me goosebumps. 791 00:42:51,143 --> 00:42:54,396 Frank: I'm the same way about "Pennsylvania 6-5000." 792 00:42:58,859 --> 00:43:00,319 What are you doin'? 793 00:43:02,779 --> 00:43:04,697 What am I doin'? 794 00:43:04,698 --> 00:43:06,949 You once told me that your favorite character 795 00:43:06,950 --> 00:43:09,535 - was Snugglepuss. - (laughs) 796 00:43:09,536 --> 00:43:11,871 Did you not tell me that, Pat? 797 00:43:11,872 --> 00:43:13,999 Snagglepuss. 798 00:43:15,584 --> 00:43:17,919 (laughter on TV) 799 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:21,006 (laughs) 800 00:43:21,715 --> 00:43:23,883 (TV chatter) 801 00:43:23,884 --> 00:43:26,886 ("You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" by Leo Sayer playing) 802 00:43:26,887 --> 00:43:28,888 (laughs) 803 00:43:28,889 --> 00:43:30,182 ♪ Ah... ♪ 804 00:43:30,766 --> 00:43:32,601 Aha... ♪ 805 00:43:33,185 --> 00:43:35,270 ♪ Ah... ♪ 806 00:43:36,271 --> 00:43:37,564 ♪ Aha... ♪ 807 00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:41,610 ♪ You've got a cute way of talking ♪ 808 00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:47,032 ♪ You got the better of me ♪ 809 00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:52,578 ♪ Just snap your fingers, and I'm walking ♪ 810 00:43:52,579 --> 00:43:56,415 ♪ Like a dog hanging on your... ♪ 811 00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:59,585 - Candy: Hey, angel girl. - (brakes squeal) 812 00:43:59,586 --> 00:44:01,670 Come out smarter than you go in. 813 00:44:01,671 --> 00:44:02,589 I will, Mom. 814 00:44:02,590 --> 00:44:04,882 - And no talking to boys. - You're so silly. 815 00:44:04,883 --> 00:44:07,636 (song continues on radio) 816 00:44:09,763 --> 00:44:12,598 (school bell ringing) 817 00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:14,266 (bell echoes, fades away) 818 00:44:14,267 --> 00:44:16,770 (song continues, muffled) 819 00:44:17,896 --> 00:44:20,940 Okay, buddy. Next stop, preschool. 820 00:44:20,941 --> 00:44:22,274 (muffled singing) 821 00:44:22,275 --> 00:44:24,527 (song becomes clear) 822 00:44:24,528 --> 00:44:26,654 ♪ You put a spell on me ♪ 823 00:44:26,655 --> 00:44:28,781 ♪ I'm right where you want me to be ♪ 824 00:44:28,782 --> 00:44:32,701 ♪ You make me feel like dancing ♪ 825 00:44:32,702 --> 00:44:34,745 ♪ I wanna dance the night away ♪ 826 00:44:34,746 --> 00:44:37,790 ♪ You make me feel like dancing ♪ 827 00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:39,542 ♪ I'm gonna dance the night away ♪ 828 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:42,421 ♪ You make me feel like dancing ♪ 829 00:44:43,338 --> 00:44:44,630 ♪ I feel like dancing, woo! ♪ 830 00:44:44,631 --> 00:44:46,882 ♪ Dancing, woo! Dance the night away ♪ 831 00:44:46,883 --> 00:44:51,303 ♪ I feel like dancing, woo! Dancing, woo! ♪ 832 00:44:51,304 --> 00:44:54,515 ♪ Ah... ♪ 833 00:44:54,516 --> 00:44:56,142 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo doo doo-doo ♪ 834 00:44:56,143 --> 00:44:59,395 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo doo doo-doo, woo-woo-woo! ♪ 835 00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:01,856 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo doo doo-doo ♪ 836 00:45:01,857 --> 00:45:02,691 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo doo doo-doo... ♪ 837 00:45:02,692 --> 00:45:05,985 - (song fades out) - (car rumbling) 838 00:45:05,986 --> 00:45:08,738 ("Turn Back the Pages" by Wanda Johnson playing on radio) 839 00:45:16,413 --> 00:45:20,207 ♪ ♪ 840 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:22,168 (singing echoes, distorts) 841 00:45:22,169 --> 00:45:25,672 (song fades out) 842 00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:44,190 - (sighs) - (keys jingle) 843 00:45:44,191 --> 00:45:48,111 (heavy breathing) 844 00:45:49,779 --> 00:45:51,823 (birds chirping) 845 00:46:01,249 --> 00:46:02,751 - (sighs) - (door creaks open) 846 00:46:08,131 --> 00:46:09,131 (sighs) 847 00:46:18,642 --> 00:46:22,061 (quiet office chatter) 848 00:46:22,062 --> 00:46:24,564 (phone ringing) 849 00:46:27,067 --> 00:46:28,400 Hello? 850 00:46:28,401 --> 00:46:29,568 Candy (on phone): I'm at the Continental Inn 851 00:46:29,569 --> 00:46:32,906 on the Central Expressway towards Dallas, room 214. 852 00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:36,910 I will be there in a few minutes. 853 00:46:46,002 --> 00:46:48,837 ♪ ♪ 854 00:46:48,838 --> 00:46:51,841 - (quiet office chatter) - (phones ringing) 855 00:46:57,013 --> 00:46:58,013 (door slams) 856 00:47:18,827 --> 00:47:19,911 (cutlery clinking) 857 00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:29,421 ♪ ♪ 858 00:47:36,469 --> 00:47:39,431 (deep sigh) 859 00:47:43,226 --> 00:47:45,061 (car engine starts) 860 00:47:48,273 --> 00:47:51,109 (heavy breathing) 861 00:47:54,904 --> 00:47:56,323 What am I doin'? 862 00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:04,204 (muffled radio chatter) 863 00:48:04,205 --> 00:48:07,166 Radio DJ: and show our boys some red and blue pride. 864 00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:08,500 (paper crinkling) 865 00:48:08,501 --> 00:48:11,003 time for a couple of calls. 866 00:48:11,004 --> 00:48:13,172 Hello, Darcy. Welcome to The Dan Ram Show. 867 00:48:13,173 --> 00:48:16,300 Darcy (on radio): Hey, Dan, thanks for taking my call. 868 00:48:16,301 --> 00:48:19,553 (indistinct radio chatter) 869 00:48:19,554 --> 00:48:21,473 (brakes squeal) 870 00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:30,732 (sighs, inhales) 871 00:48:31,316 --> 00:48:33,109 (sighs) 872 00:48:34,944 --> 00:48:36,446 (sighs) 873 00:48:40,533 --> 00:48:41,910 (knocking) 874 00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:50,376 (sighs) 875 00:48:50,377 --> 00:48:53,713 (deep breathing) 876 00:49:00,929 --> 00:49:02,055 I made lunch. 877 00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:06,321 Well, you look beautiful. Really beautiful. 878 00:49:07,435 --> 00:49:08,435 Thank you. (laughs) 879 00:49:11,856 --> 00:49:14,109 - Well, we should eat. - Excellent. 880 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,239 Wow. Looks delicious. 881 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,158 Candy: Oh. Sorry. 882 00:49:28,164 --> 00:49:31,917 You know, I've probably driven past this motel a thousand times 883 00:49:31,918 --> 00:49:34,921 - and hardly knew it was here. - Yeah, it's funny that way. 884 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,716 Life. You know, the... 885 00:49:38,383 --> 00:49:40,552 bland and innocuous can... 886 00:49:42,178 --> 00:49:44,139 suddenly take on vivid hues and colors. 887 00:49:48,351 --> 00:49:50,060 Allan: Hm... 888 00:49:50,061 --> 00:49:52,396 I take a creative writing class. 889 00:49:52,397 --> 00:49:55,191 - Well, that was really good. - (laughs) Thank you. 890 00:49:56,526 --> 00:49:59,946 I would love to read some of your writing sometime. 891 00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:01,448 Really? 892 00:50:01,449 --> 00:50:03,991 Well, that would make one of you 893 00:50:03,992 --> 00:50:05,826 'cause Pat has no interest, 894 00:50:05,827 --> 00:50:08,287 and I read all of his stuff on electromagnetics... 895 00:50:08,288 --> 00:50:09,448 Are we talking about Pat now? 896 00:50:11,082 --> 00:50:14,461 No, sorry. We're definitely... not. 897 00:50:17,672 --> 00:50:18,757 (sighs) 898 00:50:44,783 --> 00:50:46,075 Are you just gonna stand there? 899 00:50:47,452 --> 00:50:48,828 Yes. 900 00:50:54,751 --> 00:50:58,588 (quiet heavy breathing) 901 00:51:01,549 --> 00:51:02,549 (nervous sigh) 902 00:51:13,019 --> 00:51:14,019 (gasps) 903 00:51:15,230 --> 00:51:16,522 (soft moan) 904 00:51:16,523 --> 00:51:19,234 (heavy breathing) 905 00:51:23,947 --> 00:51:25,073 (Allan grunts) 906 00:51:27,534 --> 00:51:29,785 Allan: Sorry. 907 00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:32,497 Allan, have you never been French kissed before? 908 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:39,129 You've never had a woman's tongue in your mouth? 909 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:41,965 (sighs) 910 00:51:44,926 --> 00:51:46,526 Well, I think you're gonna quite like it. 911 00:51:51,391 --> 00:51:53,392 (heavy breathing) 912 00:51:53,393 --> 00:51:57,272 ♪ ♪ 913 00:52:12,829 --> 00:52:15,747 (choir humming) 914 00:52:15,748 --> 00:52:18,918 (heavy breathing) 915 00:52:33,182 --> 00:52:36,184 (panting) 916 00:52:36,185 --> 00:52:38,313 (gasping) 917 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,278 - (grunting) - (gasping) 918 00:52:49,073 --> 00:52:51,159 (gasping continues) 919 00:52:54,871 --> 00:52:56,289 (grunting) 920 00:52:59,751 --> 00:53:02,795 (panting) 921 00:53:17,310 --> 00:53:19,771 - Are you okay? - I am. 922 00:53:21,314 --> 00:53:23,441 - So okay. - (both laugh) 923 00:53:26,277 --> 00:53:28,404 - You? - Oh, yeah. 924 00:53:29,781 --> 00:53:31,823 - (sighs) - Yeah. 925 00:53:31,824 --> 00:53:35,036 - That was wonderful, Candy. - (panting) 926 00:53:35,787 --> 00:53:38,581 You're wonderful. 927 00:53:43,002 --> 00:53:45,128 Oh, we need to shower. 928 00:53:45,129 --> 00:53:46,797 I probably should have added that to the list. 929 00:53:46,798 --> 00:53:49,341 Always shower after, 930 00:53:49,342 --> 00:53:52,010 and that way, we won't... smell like each other. 931 00:53:52,011 --> 00:53:54,680 - Yeah. - Yeah. Oh, and Allan. 932 00:53:54,681 --> 00:53:57,808 (panting) Oh, Allan. 933 00:53:57,809 --> 00:54:00,603 (sighs) That was... 934 00:54:02,230 --> 00:54:03,648 wonderful. 935 00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:10,696 (gasps) Oh. Okay. 936 00:54:10,697 --> 00:54:14,575 (organ playing) 937 00:54:14,951 --> 00:54:16,828 (sighs) 938 00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:27,671 ♪ Oh, God, our help in ages past ♪ 939 00:54:27,672 --> 00:54:33,176 ♪ Our hope for years to come ♪ 940 00:54:33,177 --> 00:54:37,265 ♪ Our shelter from the stormy blast ♪ 941 00:54:39,225 --> 00:54:43,311 ♪ And our eternal home ♪ 942 00:54:43,312 --> 00:54:49,609 ♪ Under the shadow of your throne ♪ 943 00:54:49,610 --> 00:54:54,240 ♪ Your saints have dwelt secure ♪ 944 00:54:55,825 --> 00:55:00,412 ♪ Sufficient is your arm alone ♪ 945 00:55:00,413 --> 00:55:04,249 ♪ And our defense is sure ♪ 946 00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:06,084 (crying) 947 00:55:06,085 --> 00:55:10,131 - (singing fades, echoes) - (heavy breathing) 948 00:55:11,424 --> 00:55:14,302 (dramatic music playing) 949 00:55:17,513 --> 00:55:20,557 (hyperventilating) 950 00:55:20,558 --> 00:55:23,561 ♪ ♪ 951 00:55:27,065 --> 00:55:30,193 (jaunty piano music playing) 70194

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