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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:14,289 talk to me Teresa in Tottenham 2 00:00:14,289 --> 00:00:14,299 3 00:00:14,299 --> 00:00:17,150 what do you think it means well Freud 4 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:17,160 what do you think it means well Freud 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,710 what do you think it means well Freud said all dreams of Desire so I would say 6 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:18,720 said all dreams of Desire so I would say 7 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,330 said all dreams of Desire so I would say you've got some fairly serious therapy 8 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:20,340 you've got some fairly serious therapy 9 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:24,290 you've got some fairly serious therapy issues line 12 Tim in Oz Court talk 10 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:24,300 issues line 12 Tim in Oz Court talk 11 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:27,410 issues line 12 Tim in Oz Court talk where you stand on necrophilia 12 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:27,420 where you stand on necrophilia 13 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:28,730 where you stand on necrophilia you're so bad at getting laid that you 14 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:28,740 you're so bad at getting laid that you 15 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,109 you're so bad at getting laid that you have to resort to dead people that 16 00:00:30,109 --> 00:00:30,119 have to resort to dead people that 17 00:00:30,119 --> 00:00:31,790 have to resort to dead people that speaks volumes about your interpersonal 18 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:31,800 speaks volumes about your interpersonal 19 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,610 speaks volumes about your interpersonal skills line 12 Carl in stock Newington 20 00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:34,620 skills line 12 Carl in stock Newington 21 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:37,130 skills line 12 Carl in stock Newington talk to me 22 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:37,140 talk to me 23 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:39,369 talk to me Mitch 24 00:00:39,369 --> 00:00:39,379 25 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:42,350 I'm in the right mess man 26 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:42,360 I'm in the right mess man 27 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,150 I'm in the right mess man place 28 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:44,160 place 29 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,590 place well there's an army you can get for 30 00:00:45,590 --> 00:00:45,600 well there's an army you can get for 31 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,869 well there's an army you can get for that my friend it's called denial bury 32 00:00:47,869 --> 00:00:47,879 that my friend it's called denial bury 33 00:00:47,879 --> 00:00:49,970 that my friend it's called denial bury it and forget about her 34 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:49,980 it and forget about her 35 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:52,250 it and forget about her I really can't has anything happened 36 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:52,260 I really can't has anything happened 37 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:56,930 I really can't has anything happened between you sex 38 00:00:56,930 --> 00:00:56,940 39 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:58,729 let me ask you this 40 00:00:58,729 --> 00:00:58,739 let me ask you this 41 00:00:58,739 --> 00:00:59,990 let me ask you this if you sleep with your best friend's 42 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:00,000 if you sleep with your best friend's 43 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,930 if you sleep with your best friend's partner and he never finds out 44 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:02,940 partner and he never finds out 45 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:05,930 partner and he never finds out did it ever happen 46 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:05,940 47 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:15,830 [Music] 48 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:15,840 49 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,550 foreign 50 00:01:19,550 --> 00:01:19,560 51 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:26,690 legs 52 00:01:26,690 --> 00:01:26,700 53 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:27,950 he's back for the awards due tomorrow 54 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:27,960 he's back for the awards due tomorrow 55 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,330 he's back for the awards due tomorrow night but we might actually win 56 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:29,340 night but we might actually win 57 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:32,810 night but we might actually win something yeah actually about tonight 58 00:01:32,810 --> 00:01:32,820 59 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:35,210 she's very beautiful 60 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:35,220 she's very beautiful 61 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,490 she's very beautiful Celtic blood though fiery you won't want 62 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:37,500 Celtic blood though fiery you won't want 63 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,469 Celtic blood though fiery you won't want to pick a fight with her and I suppose 64 00:01:39,469 --> 00:01:39,479 to pick a fight with her and I suppose 65 00:01:39,479 --> 00:01:41,270 to pick a fight with her and I suppose there's uh there's any point in inviting 66 00:01:41,270 --> 00:01:41,280 there's uh there's any point in inviting 67 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,770 there's uh there's any point in inviting you out for a drink is there some 68 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:42,780 you out for a drink is there some 69 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:46,670 you out for a drink is there some horrendous media joint naturally 70 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:46,680 71 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:50,630 perhaps we could try some 72 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:50,640 73 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,370 try something 74 00:01:52,370 --> 00:01:52,380 try something 75 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:56,990 try something Cree absolute came through last Tuesday 76 00:01:56,990 --> 00:01:57,000 77 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,789 a few of my girlfriends through a 78 00:01:58,789 --> 00:01:58,799 a few of my girlfriends through a 79 00:01:58,799 --> 00:02:01,370 a few of my girlfriends through a divorce party it's the most fun I've had 80 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:01,380 divorce party it's the most fun I've had 81 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:04,789 divorce party it's the most fun I've had in seven years 82 00:02:04,789 --> 00:02:04,799 83 00:02:04,799 --> 00:02:06,289 so you're back out there looking around 84 00:02:06,289 --> 00:02:06,299 so you're back out there looking around 85 00:02:06,299 --> 00:02:08,449 so you're back out there looking around seeing what's on offer any man in my 86 00:02:08,449 --> 00:02:08,459 seeing what's on offer any man in my 87 00:02:08,459 --> 00:02:10,010 seeing what's on offer any man in my life right now has four legs and licks 88 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:10,020 life right now has four legs and licks 89 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:11,630 life right now has four legs and licks his own penis 90 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:11,640 his own penis 91 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:17,470 his own penis that's quite a talent 92 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:17,480 93 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,790 what is it women like about you Mitch 94 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:19,800 what is it women like about you Mitch 95 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,290 what is it women like about you Mitch and your opinion 96 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:21,300 and your opinion 97 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,290 and your opinion confidence Charisma damn an enormous 98 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:24,300 confidence Charisma damn an enormous 99 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,390 confidence Charisma damn an enormous knob of course 100 00:02:26,390 --> 00:02:26,400 knob of course 101 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,850 knob of course see you're thinking that's a joke but 102 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:28,860 see you're thinking that's a joke but 103 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:30,710 see you're thinking that's a joke but there's a tiny little part of your cures 104 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:30,720 there's a tiny little part of your cures 105 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,070 there's a tiny little part of your cures to find out 106 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:33,080 to find out 107 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,570 to find out and that's how you get women into bed 108 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:35,580 and that's how you get women into bed 109 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:43,250 and that's how you get women into bed lines like that I've got better ones 110 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:43,260 111 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:51,229 more wine 112 00:02:51,229 --> 00:02:51,239 113 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:53,270 love into my life 114 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:53,280 love into my life 115 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,369 love into my life bring love into my life 116 00:02:55,369 --> 00:02:55,379 bring love into my life 117 00:02:55,379 --> 00:02:58,009 bring love into my life bring me the man and my dreams shut up 118 00:02:58,009 --> 00:02:58,019 bring me the man and my dreams shut up 119 00:02:58,019 --> 00:03:05,750 bring me the man and my dreams shut up you annoying little [\h__\h] 120 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:05,760 121 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:12,470 thank you 122 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:12,480 123 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:59,570 flag 124 00:03:59,570 --> 00:03:59,580 125 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:30,710 foreign 126 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:30,720 127 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,730 woman 128 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:34,740 129 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,890 for the same people aren't we 130 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:36,900 for the same people aren't we 131 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:45,310 for the same people aren't we yeah Charlotte don't go too far 132 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:45,320 133 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,590 of course 134 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:48,600 135 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,710 yeah what is it 136 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:51,720 137 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,450 I'm having an affair 138 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:53,460 I'm having an affair 139 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:59,710 I'm having an affair no 140 00:04:59,710 --> 00:04:59,720 141 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,990 no it's uh some of them Works a bit 142 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:03,000 no it's uh some of them Works a bit 143 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,629 no it's uh some of them Works a bit younger it's really sexy 144 00:05:05,629 --> 00:05:05,639 younger it's really sexy 145 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,310 younger it's really sexy I don't know it's wrong I'll probably 146 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:07,320 I don't know it's wrong I'll probably 147 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,749 I don't know it's wrong I'll probably end up regretting I just can't stop 148 00:05:08,749 --> 00:05:08,759 end up regretting I just can't stop 149 00:05:08,759 --> 00:05:10,249 end up regretting I just can't stop myself 150 00:05:10,249 --> 00:05:10,259 myself 151 00:05:10,259 --> 00:05:15,890 myself so long since I felt desired yeah 152 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:15,900 153 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,050 beautiful oh 154 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:18,060 beautiful oh 155 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:21,409 beautiful oh God Kelly I can't believe you of all 156 00:05:21,409 --> 00:05:21,419 God Kelly I can't believe you of all 157 00:05:21,419 --> 00:05:23,629 God Kelly I can't believe you of all things Kelly 158 00:05:23,629 --> 00:05:23,639 things Kelly 159 00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:26,870 things Kelly what are you gonna do I mean 160 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:26,880 what are you gonna do I mean 161 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,490 what are you gonna do I mean is it serious I thought you were trying 162 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:28,500 is it serious I thought you were trying 163 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:29,570 is it serious I thought you were trying for a baby 164 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:29,580 for a baby 165 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,249 for a baby that's the thing that's what I want but 166 00:05:31,249 --> 00:05:31,259 that's the thing that's what I want but 167 00:05:31,259 --> 00:05:33,290 that's the thing that's what I want but I want I want love and affection I want 168 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:33,300 I want I want love and affection I want 169 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,210 I want I want love and affection I want a family I want everything you've got 170 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:35,220 a family I want everything you've got 171 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:41,450 a family I want everything you've got it's got one give me those things 172 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:41,460 173 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:43,310 you have to tell them what you what you 174 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:43,320 you have to tell them what you what you 175 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,870 you have to tell them what you what you want he needs to know how serious this 176 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:44,880 want he needs to know how serious this 177 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:51,220 want he needs to know how serious this is 178 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:51,230 179 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:59,810 [Music] 180 00:05:59,810 --> 00:05:59,820 181 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:03,050 need any help uh no thanks I'm looking 182 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:03,060 need any help uh no thanks I'm looking 183 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:12,890 need any help uh no thanks I'm looking for something quite specific 184 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:12,900 185 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,950 it works dude 186 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:15,960 187 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,570 kind of told my colleagues I'll be 188 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:17,580 kind of told my colleagues I'll be 189 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:19,670 kind of told my colleagues I'll be bringing a date tonight so how much 190 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:19,680 bringing a date tonight so how much 191 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,430 bringing a date tonight so how much you're willing to pay 300 192 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:22,440 you're willing to pay 300 193 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,749 you're willing to pay 300 oh God I know someone I'll do it for 194 00:06:23,749 --> 00:06:23,759 oh God I know someone I'll do it for 195 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:28,790 oh God I know someone I'll do it for half that 196 00:06:28,790 --> 00:06:28,800 197 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,469 you've got everything you need depends 198 00:06:30,469 --> 00:06:30,479 you've got everything you need depends 199 00:06:30,479 --> 00:06:32,570 you've got everything you need depends if you've left the reoffer I'll raise a 200 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:32,580 if you've left the reoffer I'll raise a 201 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:34,969 if you've left the reoffer I'll raise a glass for you do I look all right you 202 00:06:34,969 --> 00:06:34,979 glass for you do I look all right you 203 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:36,409 glass for you do I look all right you look great 204 00:06:36,409 --> 00:06:36,419 look great 205 00:06:36,419 --> 00:06:38,390 look great this is my bum look big Claire you look 206 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:38,400 this is my bum look big Claire you look 207 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,129 this is my bum look big Claire you look fantastic 208 00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:40,139 fantastic 209 00:06:40,139 --> 00:06:41,570 fantastic all right you've got five minutes and 210 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:41,580 all right you've got five minutes and 211 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:44,330 all right you've got five minutes and Mitch is picking us up on Route oh can't 212 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:44,340 Mitch is picking us up on Route oh can't 213 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:45,770 Mitch is picking us up on Route oh can't we just see him there no he wants to 214 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:45,780 we just see him there no he wants to 215 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,330 we just see him there no he wants to make an entrance 216 00:06:47,330 --> 00:06:47,340 make an entrance 217 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,189 make an entrance besides he's got something birdie wants 218 00:06:49,189 --> 00:06:49,199 besides he's got something birdie wants 219 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:58,570 besides he's got something birdie wants to show 220 00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:58,580 221 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:00,830 ah even though 222 00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:00,840 ah even though 223 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,870 ah even though that was a honeymoon fantastic I guess 224 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:02,880 that was a honeymoon fantastic I guess 225 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,150 that was a honeymoon fantastic I guess Woody Claire I thought you're bringing a 226 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:05,160 Woody Claire I thought you're bringing a 227 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,370 Woody Claire I thought you're bringing a date 228 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:07,380 229 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:10,670 not for public consumption 230 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:10,680 not for public consumption 231 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:16,430 not for public consumption [Music] 232 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:16,440 [Music] 233 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,600 [Music] Park Lane Hotel please captain 234 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:19,610 Park Lane Hotel please captain 235 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:34,029 Park Lane Hotel please captain [Music] 236 00:07:34,029 --> 00:07:34,039 237 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:35,870 back 238 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:35,880 back 239 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,850 back you're getting on the Piccadilly line no 240 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:37,860 you're getting on the Piccadilly line no 241 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:52,450 you're getting on the Piccadilly line no I'm getting a taxi 242 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:52,460 243 00:07:52,460 --> 00:08:00,010 [Music] 244 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:00,020 245 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:04,969 face you look amazing 246 00:08:04,969 --> 00:08:04,979 face you look amazing 247 00:08:04,979 --> 00:08:10,070 face you look amazing scrub up all right yourself 248 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:10,080 249 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,529 no why haven't you replied 250 00:08:12,529 --> 00:08:12,539 no why haven't you replied 251 00:08:12,539 --> 00:08:13,969 no why haven't you replied I've been busy 252 00:08:13,969 --> 00:08:13,979 I've been busy 253 00:08:13,979 --> 00:08:16,070 I've been busy I need to talk to you 254 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:16,080 I need to talk to you 255 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:27,409 I need to talk to you there's really nothing to say Mitch 256 00:08:27,409 --> 00:08:27,419 257 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:28,740 ell 258 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:28,750 ell 259 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:36,889 ell [Music] 260 00:08:36,889 --> 00:08:36,899 [Music] 261 00:08:36,899 --> 00:08:38,690 [Music] thank you 262 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:38,700 thank you 263 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:42,949 thank you Mitch 264 00:08:42,949 --> 00:08:42,959 265 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:49,009 come on 266 00:08:49,009 --> 00:08:49,019 267 00:08:49,019 --> 00:08:51,410 what I never realized is how many crazy 268 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:51,420 what I never realized is how many crazy 269 00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:53,389 what I never realized is how many crazy people there are out there in London I 270 00:08:53,389 --> 00:08:53,399 people there are out there in London I 271 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,949 people there are out there in London I know it's a big city but it's worse than 272 00:08:54,949 --> 00:08:54,959 know it's a big city but it's worse than 273 00:08:54,959 --> 00:08:58,190 know it's a big city but it's worse than NYC and why do they all call our show 274 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:58,200 NYC and why do they all call our show 275 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,250 NYC and why do they all call our show I've Got a Theory on that it's community 276 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:01,260 I've Got a Theory on that it's community 277 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:02,930 I've Got a Theory on that it's community sure we get our fair share of our boss 278 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:02,940 sure we get our fair share of our boss 279 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,610 sure we get our fair share of our boss Colin input the rest of them they want 280 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:04,620 Colin input the rest of them they want 281 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,290 Colin input the rest of them they want that most human thing 282 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:06,300 that most human thing 283 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,090 that most human thing contact 284 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:08,100 contact 285 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,550 contact seriously who talks anymore about the 286 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:10,560 seriously who talks anymore about the 287 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,470 seriously who talks anymore about the most important things life 288 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:12,480 most important things life 289 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,470 most important things life life love nobody so they call me because 290 00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:15,480 life love nobody so they call me because 291 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,790 life love nobody so they call me because you know I'm there and they know that I 292 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:16,800 you know I'm there and they know that I 293 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,170 you know I'm there and they know that I genuinely care about what they want to 294 00:09:18,170 --> 00:09:18,180 genuinely care about what they want to 295 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:22,009 genuinely care about what they want to say when'd you collect her over here 296 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:22,019 297 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:23,810 I'll just settle for the best presenter 298 00:09:23,810 --> 00:09:23,820 I'll just settle for the best presenter 299 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:41,750 I'll just settle for the best presenter award tonight thanks faith 300 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:41,760 301 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:52,850 do you want a beer yeah lovely 302 00:09:52,850 --> 00:09:52,860 303 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,710 that's the new one 304 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:54,720 that's the new one 305 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,050 that's the new one [Music] 306 00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:57,060 [Music] 307 00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:00,470 [Music] it's cool 308 00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:00,480 309 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,650 I want a baby oh cows 310 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:03,660 I want a baby oh cows 311 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:07,310 I want a baby oh cows it's something I really really want 312 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:07,320 it's something I really really want 313 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,009 it's something I really really want and 314 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:10,019 and 315 00:10:10,019 --> 00:10:11,509 and if you're not prepared to do that with 316 00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:11,519 if you're not prepared to do that with 317 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,009 if you're not prepared to do that with me then I I don't think we should be 318 00:10:13,009 --> 00:10:13,019 me then I I don't think we should be 319 00:10:13,019 --> 00:10:18,820 me then I I don't think we should be together anymore 320 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:18,830 321 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:35,540 [Music] 322 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:35,550 323 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:44,780 [Music] 324 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:44,790 325 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,130 [Music] 326 00:10:46,130 --> 00:10:46,140 [Music] 327 00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:48,170 [Music] how do I look honest opinion not 328 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:48,180 how do I look honest opinion not 329 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:56,720 how do I look honest opinion not required you'll do for me come on 330 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:56,730 331 00:10:56,730 --> 00:11:14,650 [Music] 332 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:14,660 333 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:18,350 I'm tired 334 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:18,360 335 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,950 I'm not after that 336 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:20,960 I'm not after that 337 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,230 I'm not after that [Music] 338 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:24,240 339 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,930 I just wanted to say 340 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:26,940 I just wanted to say 341 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:28,910 I just wanted to say if you want to try for a kid I'm up for 342 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:28,920 if you want to try for a kid I'm up for 343 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:33,470 if you want to try for a kid I'm up for it yeah 344 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:33,480 345 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:40,150 you mean it 346 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:40,160 347 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,530 I'm now the one that you've all been 348 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:42,540 I'm now the one that you've all been 349 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,690 I'm now the one that you've all been waiting for the nominations for Best 350 00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:44,700 waiting for the nominations for Best 351 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,810 waiting for the nominations for Best talk radio presenter 352 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:46,820 talk radio presenter 353 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:52,310 talk radio presenter 2007. Robbie Kane kiss 354 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:52,320 355 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:58,430 Mitch Moore life FM 356 00:11:58,430 --> 00:11:58,440 357 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:03,910 and Liam Connor LBC 358 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:03,920 359 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,889 the moment of truth 360 00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:06,899 the moment of truth 361 00:12:06,899 --> 00:12:08,509 the moment of truth and the winner is 362 00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:08,519 and the winner is 363 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:14,440 and the winner is Mitch Moore Anything Goes 364 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:14,450 365 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:19,290 [Music] 366 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:19,300 367 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:26,050 [Applause] 368 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:26,060 [Applause] 369 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:37,310 [Applause] both of you 370 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:37,320 371 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,530 about leading time 372 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:39,540 about leading time 373 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,150 about leading time listen we don't do this for the awards 374 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:41,160 listen we don't do this for the awards 375 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,470 listen we don't do this for the awards everyone knows that they're worthless 376 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:42,480 everyone knows that they're worthless 377 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,090 everyone knows that they're worthless and to be honest with you I'd much 378 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:44,100 and to be honest with you I'd much 379 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,590 and to be honest with you I'd much prefer to be me local with a couple of 380 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:45,600 prefer to be me local with a couple of 381 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,569 prefer to be me local with a couple of pants and standing up here in a penguin 382 00:12:47,569 --> 00:12:47,579 pants and standing up here in a penguin 383 00:12:47,579 --> 00:12:49,790 pants and standing up here in a penguin suit 384 00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:49,800 suit 385 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,009 suit get me out of here Claire 386 00:12:52,009 --> 00:12:52,019 get me out of here Claire 387 00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:54,670 get me out of here Claire away from all this nonsense 388 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:54,680 away from all this nonsense 389 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,569 away from all this nonsense let's go and do something something 390 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:56,579 let's go and do something something 391 00:12:56,579 --> 00:13:00,110 let's go and do something something together something nice 392 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:00,120 393 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,910 this means absolutely nothing compared 394 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:01,920 this means absolutely nothing compared 395 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,690 this means absolutely nothing compared to you 396 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:04,700 397 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,430 but you've given at me and so I'm going 398 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:07,440 but you've given at me and so I'm going 399 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,949 but you've given at me and so I'm going to take it thanks very much I appreciate 400 00:13:09,949 --> 00:13:09,959 to take it thanks very much I appreciate 401 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,290 to take it thanks very much I appreciate it and I'll see you same time next year 402 00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:12,300 it and I'll see you same time next year 403 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,560 it and I'll see you same time next year much more life 404 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:14,570 much more life 405 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:33,610 much more life [Applause] 406 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:33,620 407 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:37,930 come for me 408 00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:37,940 409 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:41,690 yeah Barry please 410 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:41,700 411 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:51,660 [Music] 412 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:51,670 413 00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:56,410 [Music] 414 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:56,420 415 00:13:56,420 --> 00:14:04,720 welcome to you 416 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:04,730 417 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:08,210 [Music] 418 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:08,220 419 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:15,490 first stop 420 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:15,500 421 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:21,050 what are you doing come with me 422 00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:21,060 423 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,430 what now 424 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:23,440 what now 425 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:29,690 what now [Music] 426 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:29,700 427 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,389 three bring my wife 428 00:14:32,389 --> 00:14:32,399 three bring my wife 429 00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:39,230 three bring my wife your wife 430 00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:39,240 431 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,650 cool that misses a 432 00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:41,660 cool that misses a 433 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:45,230 cool that misses a kenton's wife yeah you don't know me but 434 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:45,240 kenton's wife yeah you don't know me but 435 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,110 kenton's wife yeah you don't know me but um I was having sex with your [\h__\h] of a 436 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:48,120 um I was having sex with your [\h__\h] of a 437 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,970 um I was having sex with your [\h__\h] of a husband earlier this evening when his 438 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:49,980 husband earlier this evening when his 439 00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:52,790 husband earlier this evening when his heart gave way midflow probably induced 440 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:52,800 heart gave way midflow probably induced 441 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,310 heart gave way midflow probably induced by his excessive cocaine use he's been 442 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:55,320 by his excessive cocaine use he's been 443 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,550 by his excessive cocaine use he's been admitted to St James's A and E I'm so 444 00:14:58,550 --> 00:14:58,560 admitted to St James's A and E I'm so 445 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:10,490 admitted to St James's A and E I'm so sorry 446 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:10,500 447 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,650 what happened to you 448 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:12,660 what happened to you 449 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,509 what happened to you what went wrong 450 00:15:14,509 --> 00:15:14,519 what went wrong 451 00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:31,500 what went wrong how did you end up like this 452 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:31,510 453 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:53,389 [Music] 454 00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:53,399 455 00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:57,290 come on congratulations 456 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:57,300 457 00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:32,230 for us 458 00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:32,240 459 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:36,050 reputation I wasn't going to 460 00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:36,060 reputation I wasn't going to 461 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:39,230 reputation I wasn't going to Ladies Man love them and leave them I'm 462 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:39,240 Ladies Man love them and leave them I'm 463 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,410 Ladies Man love them and leave them I'm sure you know what you're doing 464 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:42,420 465 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:45,230 to be honest it's not really my type 466 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:45,240 to be honest it's not really my type 467 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,590 to be honest it's not really my type all that Swagger 468 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:48,600 469 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,810 you're fond of him though I can tell 470 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:50,820 you're fond of him though I can tell 471 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,970 you're fond of him though I can tell imagine me close 472 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:52,980 imagine me close 473 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:57,410 imagine me close best friend yes he is 474 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:57,420 475 00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:07,809 excuse me I gotta get back 476 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:07,819 477 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,929 can we get up here 478 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:10,939 can we get up here 479 00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:16,609 can we get up here somewhere fun with Mother's nonsense 480 00:17:16,609 --> 00:17:16,619 481 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:41,450 [Music] 482 00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:41,460 483 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:54,270 foreign 484 00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:54,280 485 00:17:54,280 --> 00:18:30,730 [Music] 486 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:30,740 487 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:33,190 thank you 488 00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:33,200 thank you 489 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:41,230 thank you check me oh hey 490 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:41,240 491 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,169 all right 492 00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:44,179 all right 493 00:18:44,179 --> 00:18:47,870 all right let's do it later well at home bare like 494 00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:47,880 let's do it later well at home bare like 495 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,480 let's do it later well at home bare like good little people 34138

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