Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:02,524
-Previously on "Night Court"...
2
00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:03,829
-I'm leaving to be a judge.
3
00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:05,135
I've been offered a position
back home
4
00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,528
in Pearl River, Louisiana.
5
00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:07,964
I leave next week.
6
00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,618
-I'm just not used to having
distractions from work.
7
00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,011
-I'm a distraction?
8
00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,621
-Elmer deserves
his birthday party,
9
00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:13,796
and if you're
not allowed in there,
10
00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,276
then I got to bust him out.
11
00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:17,495
Hey, Dan, any chance
I can convince you
12
00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:20,107
to come out of retirement?
I've been arrested.
13
00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,545
-You're looking pretty good
14
00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,112
for somebody
who spent a night in jail.
15
00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,723
I see you already
got a tattoo.
16
00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:30,378
-It's temporary but somehow
already super infected.
17
00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:33,555
-Uh-huh.
-This is so weird, Dan.
18
00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:36,210
I've never been charged
with a crime before.
19
00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:37,515
-It's gonna be okay.
20
00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:39,082
You were arrested
for helping an old lady.
21
00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,432
We're talking about,
at worst, a fine.
22
00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:44,131
-You're right, you're right.
I have nothing to worry about.
23
00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,524
-Oh, that scent.
24
00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,570
-What is that?
Wet leather?
25
00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:50,833
-No, it's Chuck Norris cologne.
26
00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:53,923
It's called Walker,
Texas Fragrance.
27
00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:57,579
I only know one guy
who still wears that crap.
28
00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:58,928
-Hello, Abby.
29
00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,669
-Jeff Dewitt.
-Jeff Dewitt.
30
00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:02,149
-Eh, I just wanted to stop by
31
00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,542
and make sure everybody's
being charged correctly.
32
00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:07,937
I think that our judges need
to be held to a higher standard,
33
00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,547
especially ones who are,
34
00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:13,377
in legal parlance,
stupid-faced jerks.
35
00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:15,945
Oh, does felony breaking
and entering sound about right?
36
00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:17,555
Yeah.
Judge Stone sucks!
37
00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:20,515
Judge Stone sucks!
Judge Stone sucks!
38
00:01:20,558 --> 00:01:22,821
-Okay, this could be bad for us.
39
00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:25,085
-I don't mind that I'm
the only one chanting.
40
00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:33,005
-A felony, Dan?
A felony?
41
00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:34,268
Do you know what that means
if I'm convicted?
42
00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,791
I'd be a felon.
43
00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,009
I mean, I could go to jail,
be disbarred,
44
00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:39,838
removed from the bench.
45
00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:42,145
And all my stuff's up there.
46
00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:44,015
-I'm not gonna let that happen,
alright?
47
00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,932
You know, sure, this is a jury
trial in day court,
48
00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,238
but, look, this star will shine
49
00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:50,066
just as brightly
as he does at night.
50
00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,024
-I don't think stars shine
during the day.
51
00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:54,984
-Ever hear of the sun?
52
00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,551
Now, come on.
Let's talk strategy.
53
00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:59,902
-Or the strategy
is no strategy.
54
00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,557
We're wild cards.
Think about it.
55
00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,734
If we don't know what we're
doing, neither will they.
56
00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:08,389
-Does he haveto be here?
57
00:02:08,431 --> 00:02:10,955
-I'm not leaving Abby's side
during this scandal.
58
00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,262
I'll be the good wife,
59
00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,395
like on the TV show,
"The Good Wife."
60
00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,919
-Now, as far as the actual case
is concerned,
61
00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:19,617
I think we can pin this
on the real mastermind --
62
00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,402
Louise.
-What? No, I can't do that.
63
00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,794
Louise is my --
64
00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,796
-Uh, stranger.
Right, "stranger"?
65
00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,408
Is that the word
you're looking for?
66
00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:28,757
-I'm just saying that we could
win this
67
00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,498
without throwing someone
under the bus.
68
00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,108
-Nobody's talking about
throwing anybody.
69
00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,720
We just nudge her off the curb
into the street,
70
00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:39,420
hopefully as a drowsy bus driver
comes by.
71
00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,899
-These charges are ridiculous,
Dan.
72
00:02:40,942 --> 00:02:42,771
All we need to do is find
some character witnesses
73
00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:44,947
who can testify I'm not
whatever terrible thing
74
00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,427
Jeff Dewitt makes me out to be.
75
00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:47,776
-Fine, we will try it your way.
76
00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,517
But until we're through
this trial,
77
00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,215
please resist
your insane instinct
78
00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:55,436
to care about other people,
and focus on yourself.
79
00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:57,133
-Judge, I'm sorry.
80
00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,569
You can't use these chambers
while you're on trial.
81
00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,267
-Oh, yeah, I didn't realize.
That makes sense.
82
00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,617
-Fine, I'll let you stay,
but you got to break my arm
83
00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,619
to make it look
like I put up a fight.
84
00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,229
-I'm not gonna do that.
85
00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,578
-Is it 'cause
you don't have a hammer?
86
00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:09,450
'Cause I have a hammer.
87
00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,846
-See, the key is to say
a bunch of first names,
88
00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,674
then eventually the guy
you're interrogating,
89
00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:19,286
he's gonna slip up and say
a last name, and you go, "Boom.
90
00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:21,157
I never told you his last name."
91
00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,464
There's your killer.
-Help.
92
00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,814
-1965 Beatles album.
93
00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:29,557
And it's pronounced "'elp."
94
00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,906
-She's preparing for a trip
to London,
95
00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,429
so we're learning British stuff.
96
00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,866
-Listen, I've got to get
some work done, and, uh,
97
00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:37,260
Rand keeps spouting nonsense
he heard on "The Good Wife,"
98
00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,914
so I need you to watch him.
99
00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,394
-You mean [British accent] be
his nanny for a tick
100
00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,091
'cause he's giving you
a spot of bother?
101
00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,007
-Sure.
102
00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:48,315
-I really admire how much prep
you're giving this trip, Gurgs.
103
00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,273
I'm thinking of making
a big move myself.
104
00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,493
I realized, if I'm gonna be here
for Abby,
105
00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,495
I really have to be here.
106
00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,758
I'm finally gonna become
a full-time New Yorker.
107
00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,673
This place has it all.
108
00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,501
Everyone's always yelling,
and the yelling,
109
00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,329
it's always so angry.
110
00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:03,678
Even when people say,
"Nice ass,"
111
00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,897
I'm not sure they mean it.
112
00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:09,074
Drips from above,
smells from below.
113
00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,468
I can't wait to live here.
114
00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,427
-He's got hisself
in a right state, he has.
115
00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,298
-[ British accent ]
He's got himself
116
00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,647
in a real jar of gherkins.
117
00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,082
-[ Normal voice ]
You sound ridiculous.
118
00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:22,087
-Oh, Olivia,
I'm glad you're still here.
119
00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,524
There's something
I want to ask you.
120
00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,177
-There's no time for that.
I have a problem.
121
00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:26,788
-Yeah, well, tough turnips
122
00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,355
'cause I'm looking out
for number one, and, nope,
123
00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,661
I'm already wondering
what your thing is.
124
00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,881
-My boss, Jeff Dewitt, told me
I'm gonna be fired
125
00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:35,666
unless I join his prosecution
team against you.
126
00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,451
And the only thing worse
than working at night court
127
00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:40,932
is getting fired
from night court.
128
00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,673
I could end up like Kent, Abby.
129
00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,240
Kent.
130
00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,199
-Olivia, you will never
end up like Kent.
131
00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,593
Who's Kent?
132
00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,074
-Kent is currently living
on an 80-foot yacht
133
00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,380
'cause he won the lottery,
but before that,
134
00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,991
he was in rough shape.
135
00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:57,732
Point is,
I don't know what to do.
136
00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,777
Either I prosecute my friend...
-Aww.
137
00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:03,259
-...ly colleague or I end up
138
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,436
just another jobless loser
addicted to scratch-off tickets,
139
00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:11,354
my fingertips stained with shame
and weird silver dust.
140
00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:15,010
They say it was the dust
that killed Kent's wife.
141
00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:16,533
-You have to do it.
142
00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,187
If you ended up a widower
on an 80-foot yacht,
143
00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:21,451
I'd never forgive myself.
144
00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,801
-Thanks for understanding.
145
00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,063
What was it that
you wanted to ask me?
146
00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,674
-I was gonna ask
147
00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,502
if you wanted to be
a character witness for me.
148
00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:31,331
-Me?
As your character witness?
149
00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:38,338
God, we're gonna destroy you.
150
00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,214
-I need character witnesses.
151
00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,912
People who know the me
under the robe.
152
00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:49,914
That sounded bad.
153
00:05:49,957 --> 00:05:54,615
For the record, under the robe
is just more clothes.
154
00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,878
It's Louise.
She looks so sad.
155
00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,706
Aw, I know I'm supposed
to be thinking of myself,
156
00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:01,099
but I really want
to go over there.
157
00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:02,797
Stop me, Sandy.
158
00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:10,326
Louise, what are you doing here?
159
00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,459
-I'm about to meet with the D.A.
160
00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,809
I think he wants to throw
the book at me.
161
00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:17,159
I'm sorry to have
dragged you into this.
162
00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,552
-You have nothing
to feel bad about.
163
00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:21,032
The whole thing was
basically my idea.
164
00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:24,035
-Well, I do have one thing
to feel bad about.
165
00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:29,563
-You're wearing a wire?
-Yes, she is.
166
00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:36,178
You're a judge, tell me --
is a taped confession good?
167
00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,616
Now, if you'll excuse me,
168
00:06:39,659 --> 00:06:41,401
I've got to get my clothes
back from a janitor.
169
00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:48,320
-So you confessed
to a felony on a wire?
170
00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:51,411
-Okay, I know it's not ideal,
but look at the bright side.
171
00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,282
We get to work
in my office again.
172
00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:54,588
As long as we let
the other judges
173
00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:57,634
use it as an executive gym.
-Oh.
174
00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,244
Sorry, Your Honor, you're gonna
have to come back later.
175
00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,159
There's been an outbreak
of pinkeye.
176
00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,770
Patient zero right there.
177
00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:08,906
-Just once I'd like for you
to be the one with pinkeye.
178
00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,908
-Alright, tell me you've been
lining up character witnesses.
179
00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,649
-None so far.
180
00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,869
Gurgs is gonna be in London,
and Neil is volunteering
181
00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,305
at Gabby's kids's
baseball camp,
182
00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,481
so he has to go
to baseball camp first,
183
00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:20,875
but he's been having a hard time
finding an adult beginner's --
184
00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,617
-Stop telling me
about Neil's life.
185
00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,968
-But Olivia will be there
in her capacity as prosecutor
186
00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:29,187
'cause I told her she should.
187
00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,102
-So you've found zero character
witnesses,
188
00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,888
but you picked up a betrayal.
189
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,716
Alright, listen, we've got
to stop messing around.
190
00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,413
We got to put Louise
on the stand,
191
00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,197
and let me put her feet
to the fire.
192
00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:40,895
-We're not doing that.
193
00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,157
Besides, it won't work.
194
00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,463
She's got peripheral neuropathy
195
00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:46,248
and can't feel
very much in her feet.
196
00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,729
-I understand that you want
to be a good person,
197
00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:51,079
so let me be your bad person.
198
00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:54,256
Jeff Dewitt is not gonna
play nice, and neither can we.
199
00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:57,738
-Why can't we play nice?
It's the only sport I'm good at.
200
00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,914
-Look, there's a man out there
trying to ruin your life.
201
00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,133
Would you please start
acting like it?
202
00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,918
-You know what?
If representing me is so hard,
203
00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:06,094
maybe you should just go
to Louisiana right now.
204
00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,530
-You know what?
I would.
205
00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:11,360
But I refuse to pay
the change fee.
206
00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:13,754
And don't you dare
offer me your miles.
207
00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,151
-Have you and Dan talked about,
you know,
208
00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,545
maybe taking a plea deal?
-If I did that,
209
00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,287
I could be suspended from
the bench for at least a year.
210
00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,637
-That wouldn't be so bad,
right?
211
00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:30,248
You could come back upstate,
take some time off.
212
00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,946
Pig races are coming up.
213
00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:34,470
I think Dale Oinkhardt
might go all the way.
214
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:40,911
But you don't want that, do you?
215
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,477
-I don't.
216
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,829
I love this job.
I love it here.
217
00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,136
-I'm not sure I do.
-Yeah.
218
00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,790
I guess the signs
have been there.
219
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,357
Like when you yelled,
"You're a liar,"
220
00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:53,794
at that
Times Square Ninja Turtle.
221
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,491
-Michelangelo's a party dude.
222
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,494
He doesn't eat salad.
-I know.
223
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:03,151
Now everyone within a block
of the M&M store knows, too.
224
00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,369
-New York scares the hell
out of me,
225
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,633
but somehow you're at home here.
226
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,243
Guess we've been growing
227
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,114
in different directions
for a while now.
228
00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:13,291
-Yeah, I guess we have.
229
00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:17,948
So what do we do now?
230
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,036
-I don't want to say
it out loud.
231
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,516
-Me neither.
232
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,562
-Maybe say it at the same time?
-Okay.
233
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,215
-One, two, three.
-One, two, three.
234
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,088
-Break up.
-Time machine.
235
00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:31,527
I knew it was break up,
but I didn't want to say it.
236
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,050
-You're gonna make a great
Good Wife
237
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,270
to someone one day, Rand.
238
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,491
Here.
239
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:42,756
I guess you should
have that back.
240
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,453
-I want you to keep it.
241
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:47,935
-Aww.
242
00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,371
-Actually, I should
take it back.
243
00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,677
My grandma was pretty pissed
244
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,200
when I took it
in the first place.
245
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,556
-You're looking pretty nervous,
Fieldling.
246
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,906
Fielding.
Said your name wrong on purpose.
247
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,342
Ya burnt.
248
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,170
-Sorry about the divorce.
249
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,781
I heard you're sleeping
in your car.
250
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,130
-Well, you heard wrong.
251
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,872
It's my mother's car.
252
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,874
-Hello, Dan.
You're looking well.
253
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:17,791
-Probably 'cause I slept
in a bed last night.
254
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,054
Okay, look, I know that we do
not agree on strategy,
255
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,577
but the one thing
we do agree on
256
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,535
is that you should not
be penalized for this.
257
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,102
-Well, I don't know.
258
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,495
I think there should be
some repercussions.
259
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,932
-Can you ever turn it off?
260
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,587
-You're right.
We're in this together.
261
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,242
And it's not just the two of us.
I found a character witness.
262
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,635
-So, Rand?
263
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,724
-No, I actually
broke up with Rand.
264
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,987
-Of course you did.
265
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,338
He was just about
to become useful.
266
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,775
-I'm doing fine,
thank you for asking.
267
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:49,344
No, it's another witness
and someone who's at night court
268
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,738
almost as much as I am.
269
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:52,739
-Don't worry, Tabby.
270
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:56,394
I got this.
271
00:10:56,438 --> 00:11:00,181
In summation, I can't be
with a man who thinks a squid
272
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,400
would beat a horse in a fight.
273
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,098
Defense rests.
274
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:07,754
-Thank you.
No further questions.
275
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:11,583
-The prosecution is okay.
276
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,716
-Does the defense have
any more witnesses?
277
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,762
-Let me call Louise
back to the stand.
278
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,546
Come on, Abby.
279
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,679
I'm a shark and she's chum.
280
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,768
Not your kind of chum.
Not like friend.
281
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,726
I'm talking about a bucket
of meat chunks
282
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,381
that this great white
is gonna go to town on.
283
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,731
I mean, I don't see
any other way.
284
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,385
-Did somebody say "witnesses"?
285
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:34,302
-Not for a while, but sure.
-Yes!
286
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:36,696
My sports team
just did a thing that I like.
287
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:40,134
-What are you guys doing here?
288
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,440
-I know you didn't ask us
to come, but Rand did.
289
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,312
We weren't gonna let you
go through this alone.
290
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,792
-You know it's been my dream
to assemble
291
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,142
a ragtag crew
of misfits to save the day.
292
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:50,665
I'm calling us
the Little Rand-scals.
293
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,929
No one likes it.
294
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,844
-So I'm gonna be a little late
to my program in London,
295
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,499
and we all know Neil's
never gonna coach baseball.
296
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,153
-8-year-olds didn't like me
when I was 8,
297
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,895
and they don't like me now.
298
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:05,637
-You helped all these people,
now let us help you.
299
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,161
Not bad, right?
300
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,466
Dad?
-What?
301
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,295
-What?
302
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,993
-So you're saying
that Judge Stone
303
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,212
was the first person
to acknowledge your condition?
304
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,519
And for the record,
what is that condition?
305
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:20,261
-I'm a female werewolf.
306
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,785
Otherwise known as a wiff-wolf.
307
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,440
Judge Stone met me
with such kindness.
308
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:28,617
She even bought my e-book
on wiff-wolf inequality --
309
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,402
"Same Bites Less Rights."
310
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,187
-Abby's such a sweet kid.
311
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,972
She had a pretty big crush
on me for a while.
312
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:39,019
-Permission to treat
this witness as delusional?
313
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,629
-And when I got hit
by lightning
314
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:44,372
this most recent time,
my first call was to Abby.
315
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:48,115
The odd thing was I didn't have
a cellphone on me at the time.
316
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,465
Oh, excuse me.
I need to take this.
317
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,250
Yes, I have time
for a short survey.
318
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:59,604
-Judge Stone didn't just listen
to me, she truly heard me.
319
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,258
-[Whispers]
Who's this guy again?
320
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,567
-Abby's the best person I know.
321
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,396
She's been through a lot, and
she always puts people first.
322
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:11,181
-This from a man
she just dumped.
323
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,792
-It was mutual!
324
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:19,059
-I've always loved my job,
but ever since Judge Stone
325
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:23,019
joined our court,
it feels more like family.
326
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:27,589
The good, Partridge kind,
not the bad, Manson-y kind.
327
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,286
-Well, thank you, Ms. Gurganous.
328
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,593
Your witness.
329
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,334
-Alright, you know
her weaknesses.
330
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,597
Get up there and destroy her.
-What?
331
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,077
Jeff, I don't want to do that.
332
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,906
-And I don't want to shave
in an Arby's.
333
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,864
But if you want to keep
your job, you will go up there
334
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,605
and win this case for me.
335
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,482
-Ms. Gurganous, I, um...
336
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,792
...completely agree with you.
337
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,098
Abby showed me that
my whole life
338
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,143
doesn't have to be
about my career.
339
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,754
She's ruined me, like that town
ruined the Grinch.
340
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,195
She's not just
my friendly colleague.
341
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,284
She's my friend.
342
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:15,376
Which is why, even though
it might cost me my job,
343
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,857
I recuse myself!
344
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,162
Hmm.
345
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,209
Thought there'd be
a surprised gasp.
346
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,601
-Well, you did
sort of telegraph
347
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,952
where you were going with that.
348
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,388
-Oh, and, Jeff,
349
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:30,434
I had your home/mom's car towed,
so ya burnt.
350
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,875
-Olivia, I can't believe
you did that for me.
351
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,485
-Well, to be clear,
I'd still sell you out
352
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:38,878
in a second
for a private-sector job,
353
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:42,838
so you don't have to,
like, do that.
354
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,668
-This sick, demented monster
355
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:50,063
confessed to ripping
an old man out of his bed.
356
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,892
We have got to take this threat
off the streets
357
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,807
and out of the courtroom.
358
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,635
Ow.
359
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,900
And that is how you do it.
360
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,687
-Okay, uh, you will not agree
with everything
361
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,515
I am going to say up there,
362
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,997
but just know that I'm doing
what is best for my client.
363
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,824
-I trust you.
364
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,044
It's why I brought you
back here.
365
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:19,005
You're the best lawyer I know,
the best lawyer my dad knew.
366
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,491
-Oh, man.
367
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,884
You know what, guys?
368
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,538
I was gonna get up here,
369
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,845
and I was gonna try
and make someone else look bad
370
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:37,110
in order to make
my client look good.
371
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,894
But after hearing all this
testimony,
372
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,028
I don't have to do anything
to show you that
373
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:45,901
Abby Stone
is a good person.
374
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,773
Six months ago, she showed
up at my doorstep, and I figured
375
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,210
I was pretty much done
with people,
376
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,822
but she saw --
she saw something else.
377
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:57,913
She saw a man who was stuck
378
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,873
and not even knowing
but yearning for a change.
379
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,484
And I thought I was fine,
380
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,965
even with all the neighborhood
teenage kids
381
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,706
calling me Sweatpants Santa.
382
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,578
That's what she does.
383
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:14,495
She sees things in people that
they don't see in themselves.
384
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,758
You know, that's all
I want you to do.
385
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,587
I want you to see what she sees
every night
386
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,284
sitting on the bench.
387
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,548
Look beyond the...crime
388
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,550
to see the remarkable,
389
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:31,816
selfless person
that she is just underneath.
390
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,516
-He's right.
391
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,997
Judge Stone is a good person.
392
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,868
That man blackmailed me.
393
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:40,912
[ All gasp ]
394
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,959
-Oh, now you gasp?
395
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,179
-He threatened to have
my residence
396
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,703
take the television
out of my room.
397
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,532
I will not go back to reading.
398
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,187
Not for him, not for anyone.
399
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,451
-Order!
400
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,409
Given the prosecutorial
misconduct
401
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,063
I'm just learning about,
402
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,587
I dismiss this case
with prejudice.
403
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,809
-We did it.
-Aw, you know what, though?
404
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,289
I can't believe you wanted me
to attack
405
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,204
that sweet woman's character.
406
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,646
-Mm, looks like somebody
got their office back.
407
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,300
Oh, you might want to spray
it down, though,
408
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,388
'cause I heard somebody had,
uh, pinkeye.
409
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,262
What's the matter?
You should be celebrating.
410
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,698
You won.
411
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,483
-No, I'm so happy about that,
of course.
412
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,398
I just, um...
413
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,269
Never mind.
-I get it.
414
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,664
Us Brits keep our feelings
bottled up, too.
415
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,318
But I hear it's not healthy.
416
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,277
So you want to talk about it?
417
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,671
-There's nothing to talk about.
418
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,717
-Okay.
You sat down with me.
419
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,023
-I mean, this should --
420
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,720
may be the highlight
of my career.
421
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:53,202
I mean, I got a woman who
confessed to a crime exonerated.
422
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:56,162
I bested a man who fancies
himself my nemesis.
423
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,468
And I'm about to head back
to a judgeship
424
00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,817
in my home state of Louisiana.
425
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,515
I should be thrilled.
426
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,994
-But I'm not.
427
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,474
I've been working on this card
for Dan,
428
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,128
trying to thank him
for always being there,
429
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,957
and this is all
I have so far.
430
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,353
I'm just worried this message
comes off a little bit...
431
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,398
-Selfish?
432
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:18,227
-I'm not being selfish.
433
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,620
This is what I've always wanted.
434
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,361
I'm not abandoning her.
435
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,885
I mean, she knew I wasn't gonna
stay around here forever.
436
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:27,106
-Just really liked
having him around.
437
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,152
Can I really ask him to stay?
-I guess I just didn't think
438
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,677
it would be
this difficult to leave.
439
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,811
-Then why are you?
-No one's asked me to stay.
440
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:41,076
-So am I supposed to --
-Oh, in what world?
441
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,517
Good to see you up there again.
-Feels good.
442
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,693
So are you, um...
-Yep.
443
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,391
Plane leaves in about
three hours.
444
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,002
Just wanted to come back in here
and shake my fist
445
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,612
at these walls one more time.
446
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,659
You know, I said --
-Listen, I just wanted to say --
447
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,400
Sorry. Go ahead.
-No. No, no.
448
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,228
Please. You go.
449
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,753
-You know, I've recently been
wondering why I immediately felt
450
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:10,453
so at home here,
and it's because of you.
451
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:16,851
I feel like I'd regret it
if I didn't say thank you.
452
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,247
And I got you something.
453
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,904
-Oh, Abby.
454
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,645
Thank you.
455
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,518
For everything.
456
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,564
But, come on, no card?
457
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,659
I'll be seeing you.
458
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,273
-Uh, Dan, wait.
There's one more thing.
459
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:53,104
They really call you
Sweatpants Santa?
460
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,497
-Yeah.
461
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,934
Also, Hobo Moses.
462
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,637
-All rise.
463
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,335
Manhattan Criminal Court
Part Two is now in session.
464
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:11,601
The honorable and exonerated
Judge Abby Stone presiding.
465
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,214
-And I also kept my job.
466
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,346
-Welcome home, Your Honor.
467
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,653
I got new folders
for your first night back.
468
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,307
No bloodstains.
469
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,961
-Thank you, Neil.
470
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,833
Well, it's time
for the big show.
471
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,052
I hope you all like guys
who bathe in hot-dog water
472
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:31,621
because tonight we got two.
473
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,144
-Is it weird that I miss Dan?
474
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,147
Having to stare over there
at his empty seat.
475
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:39,020
-No offense, sir.
476
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,587
I miss him, too.
477
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,329
I just hope he's making friends
down there.
478
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,202
-Another fight at
a bachelorette party
479
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,857
in the French Quarter.
480
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,990
Okay, bailiff, bring in
this bride-to-be.
481
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,910
Roz?
482
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,875
-Fielding?
483
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,746
They made youa judge?
484
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:14,447
Take me back to jail.
-Well, I...
485
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,451
She loves me.
34409
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.