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(birds chirping)
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(wind blowing)
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(quiet footsteps)
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Howdy!
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Here we go.
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Understand our, uh,
our sons got into
a bit of a fight.
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Yeah, sure did.
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(sighs)
I'm sorry I hit you.
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How do you not know
"Call of Duty"?
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Gotta admit,
it's kinda weird he never
heard of "Call of Duty."
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I mean, game's been
around for years.
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There's, like,
15 versions of it.
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Yeah, well, uh, we don't, uh,
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we don't play video games
at our house.
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But that's okay if y'all do.
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That's weird.
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Yeah, why don't you, uh, tell
him the thing we talked about?
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Go on.
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I hope...
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I hope we can be together
next time in harmony.
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Well, uh,
we'll look into that.
Come on, pal.
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Barry:
Huh?
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(birds continue chirping)
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{\an8}John:
I wish Travis was nice
to me after I apologized.
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{\an8}Barry:
Well, you can't control
other people, bud.
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{\an8}We can only control ourselves.
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{\an8}John: The more
I think about it, the more
I wanna punch him again.
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Barry:
Yeah, that's called insecurity.
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You keep practicing what
you just did over there,
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and you'll grow.
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You'll be
a better person for it.
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But even his dad wasn't nice.
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I picked up on that.
(sighs)
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But you didn't see me
get mad, did you?
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No.
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I know how you feel, buddy.
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You know, your dad
used to get mad. A lot.
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But, uh, eventually, I was able
to control those feelings,
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and then I had you,
and I changed.
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I'm really proud of you.
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It's a hard thing that you did.
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You messed up, but you
took responsibility for it.
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It's the right way to live.
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Barry:
Oh, I don't think
we have time for that.
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John:
I think I can do it.
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Barry:
Let's try it.
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Barry:
Here we go.
Okay, you ready?
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(continues, indistinct)
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(Sally sighs)
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(chatter continues)
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(metallic clang)
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(Sally hums)
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Barry:
Let Dad do that.
Let Dad do that.
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- Dad'll do it.
- John: Okay.
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Dad's gonna do it.
Okay? Here we go.
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(Sally continues humming)
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- (muffled thud)
- Barry: No. Pick it up.
Pick it up.
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Host (on computer):
...his face is the penny,
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as well as the $5 bill.
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Lincoln was born
February 12th, 1809,
in Kentucky.
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His family was
very poor and lived
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in a one-room log cabin.
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Later, when Lincoln
was 9 years old,
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his mother suddenly died.
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Stupid bull got up there
and got his horn
stuck in my bumper.
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- About pulled it off.
- (country music playing)
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So now, I gotta replace that,
I gotta replace the--
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(Southern accent)
Here y'all go. Got your
breakfast right here.
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{\an8}- Thank you, Miss Emily.
- Now, who needs a warm-up?
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{\an8}- I'll take one.
- (pouring coffee)
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{\an8}Kyle? How you doin'
this morning?
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{\an8}- You enjoying a short stack?
- I sure am, Miss Ginny.
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Oh...
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(quietly)
I'm gonna need
a fucking Xanny.
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Oh! Mm!
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(muffled country music)
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(exhales)
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Oh, hey.
Did I tell you?
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- Amber made cheer squad.
- Oh, hey, that's so great.
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- You must be so proud.
- Oh, yeah. We're havin'
a big shindig to celebrate.
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You should come.
We're gonna fry a turkey.
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Oh, you know,
I'd love to, but...
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- we got Clark's mom, so...
- Oh, well, bring 'em all.
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Yeah, I know,
but she's, um...
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She's hooked up to
all them machines,
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and I'm afraid to...
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- unplug 'em.
- Oh, that's fuckin' stressful.
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Yep. (exhales)
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Shit's real stressful.
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Uh... (exhales)
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Bevel told me
he jerks off to you.
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- (cash register clicking)
- (indistinct chatter)
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Hey, Emily.
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What are you doin' right now?
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Cashing out.
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(beeping)
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(bell rings,
drawer opens)
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- That's cool.
- (sighs)
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That's really fuckin' cool.
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Cool.
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(shuts register)
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Barry (on phone):
And apparently,
he was a lawyer
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before he
became the president.
Did you know that?
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Sally:
I knew that, yeah.
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Barry:
I think it's a good thing
for John to see that stuff.
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You know, that, I don't know,
despite his circumstances,
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he could be a lawyer.
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Sally:
Yeah, no, totally.
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I think it's great he's learning
about all that now. I mean,
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I don't think I learned about
George Washington or Abe Lincoln
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till I was much older, so...
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Barry:
Yeah, totally.
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What else did you guys
learn about?
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Barry:
You mean, what else
did I teach him?
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Uh-huh.
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Barry:
Oh, just basic math.
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You know, I wanna get
into long division...
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(barely audible)
math stuff, two plus two.
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Things that,
basically, you know,
what we could try to do
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is come up with stuff
with, like, division,
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things like that.
You know, that's
what I'm hoping--
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Hey, what do you guys
want for dinner?
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Barry:
(sighs) You know what
I like about Old Abe?
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And, uh, it's actually
something I relate to
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which is he had this beautiful
combination of, um...
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What was it?
Pragmatism, optimism,
and compromise.
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Absolutely. I see that.
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- No, what you said. Um...
- (sighs)
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- Pragmatism, optimism,
and compromise.
- And compromise. Yeah.
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'Cause I-I think that's
the building blocks
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of anyone worth his salt.
I really do.
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And he's now on a penny.
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No, he's a real success story,
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that Abe Lincoln,
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'cause he worked hard,
and now he's on a penny.
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(sharp inhale)
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And a lot of pennies
can buy you socks...
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um...
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shoelaces.
You use those. (laughs)
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I've seen you. Um...
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hairpins...
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- He's an intricate
part of our life, John.
- Mm-hmm.
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Barry:
How's your food, John?
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Pretty good, right?
Chicken pot pie?
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- (dishes clinking)
- (door shuts)
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(footsteps approach)
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Barry (whispering):
You gotta stop
drinking at work.
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Sally (whispering):
I don't drink at work.
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Barry:
Sally, you came home drunk.
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Sally:
I know, but I didn't
drink at work.
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- (John sighs)
- Barry: Okay,
but it's gotta stop.
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- Sally: You drink beer.
- Barry: I'm throwing
the wine away.
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- Sally: You drink beer.
- Barry: Yeah, I drink beer,
and I know when to stop.
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Look, you're setting
a terrible example
for our son.
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- You understand?
- Sally: I'll stop when you stop.
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Barry:
I'm not horse trading
with you, okay?
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- (quiet rattling)
- Now, let's-- let's just try
to unwind with no drinks.
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Please?
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Please?
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Sally, don't answer me
with a look.
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- (insects chirping)
- (wind blowing)
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- (upbeat music on computer)
- Vlogger: Hey, guys.
Today, I'm gonna tell you
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all the messed-up shit
Abraham Lincoln did
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that you'll never find
in history books.
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Number six
on today's countdown
of "Heroes Exposed"
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is old Honest Abe.
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Actress (over headphones):
I love Tom, and I think
I'm ready to get married.
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Natalie:
Oh, boy.
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Marriage is like a...
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package of jelly beans.
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At first, it's fantastic.
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Strawberry. Watermelon.
Grape? (laughs)
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And then one day,
you get black licorice,
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and you think to yourself,
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why did I get
these jelly beans?
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But, Mom, what if
I love black licorice?
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Honey, nobody likes
black licorice.
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(audience laughter)
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Minister:
The more you focus
on your pain,
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the more you focus
on your pity,
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the bigger it gets,
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and the more you doubt God.
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In moments like this,
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I think of Daniel
in the lion's den.
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If Daniel were
to focus on those lions,
how would he sleep?
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He wouldn't! (laughs)
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He'd be scared to death,
waitin' to be eaten alive!
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Now, how did he survive?
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He survived because
he focused
not on the lions,
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but God.
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See, you can't focus on
the pain, the pity, the fear.
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You focus on what
made those lions. God.
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- God will deliver us.
- (Sally sighs)
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God acts on behalf of those
who wait for him.
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God acts
on behalf of those...
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who wait for Him.
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Peace be with you.
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Sally/Barry:
And also with you.
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- Now, give thanks.
- (acoustic guitar playing)
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And may you go
in love and peace.
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- Peace be with you.
- Peace be with you.
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- (applause)
- Buddy. Peace be with you, pal.
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{\an8}Look at everything
God's given us, John.
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{\an8}- It's beautiful.
- (wind blowing, birds chirping)
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{\an8}We gotta honor it.
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{\an8}- You know what I mean?
- John: Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Barry:
Gotta keep everything
on God's land safe.
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{\an8}Everything from the ants
to the giant trees.
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{\an8}- John: There's giant trees?
- Barry: Oh, yeah. It's nuts.
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You know, you gotta
honor humans.
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- You gotta honor Dad.
Dad's gotta honor you.
- (John chuckles)
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- John: What about Mom?
- Barry: Mom. Sure.
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Gotta honor Mom.
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- John: She cries a lot.
- Barry: Oh, yes. Yes, she does.
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But, you know what?
Like I've said...
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there's happy cry,
and then there's sad cry
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and then there's, uh...
Well, there's Mom cry,
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- and that can be
very loud and scary.
- (children laughing)
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I feel like I have
a pretty good way
of talking her down.
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As long as I'm calm,
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and I'm saying, you know,
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"You need to stop yelling
and you're spitting
when you talk."
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You know,
those are things...
(voice fading)
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Ah. So close.
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Alright.
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That was a pretty good throw.
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Thought you said you didn't
know how to play.
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You're gettin'
the hang of it.
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- Maybe a little wild,
but you got this.
- (John laughs)
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Oh yeah. There you go.
Now, you got this.
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(laughs) Yeah!
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Here, you can have this.
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You know,
you're good enough
to play right field.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, so next time
your Dad takes a nap,
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why don't you come on
over to my place,
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and I can show you how to hit?
It's not that hard.
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Okay. Thanks.
239
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,379
All good.
240
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,631
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
241
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:59,009
Does your mom wear hair
on top of her own hair?
242
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:02,054
(quiet rummaging)
243
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,266
(plastic crinkling)
244
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,356
- Hey, Dad?
- Yeah?
245
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,066
Did you get that comforter?
246
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,194
- No.
- (plastic crinkling)
247
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,196
My room's cold.
248
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,449
(sighs)
249
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,950
Listen, John,
do you know th-the story
250
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,202
of the feeding
of the five thousand?
251
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,622
See, wh-what happened was
Jesus was in the desert
252
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,959
with a bunch of his buddies,
about 5,000 of them,
253
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,752
and they were all hungry,
254
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:37,506
and all they had
was a piece of fish
and a piece of bread.
255
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,175
You know what Jesus did?
256
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,553
He multiplied it all,
and he fed all of them.
257
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,183
- So, you did get my comforter?
- No.
258
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,851
No, th-the point of the story
259
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,187
is that God gives you
exactly what you need.
260
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,774
- And don't whine.
- (plastic crinkling)
261
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,695
(sighs) Ooh!
My Lincoln book. Thank you.
262
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,156
I need that. (sighs)
263
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,754
(sighs)
264
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,886
(kids chattering,
cheering on computer)
265
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,180
- (bat hits baseball)
- (crowd yelling)
266
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,182
(screams)
267
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,393
(concerned chatter)
268
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,522
Coach:
Hey. Hey, Todd! You okay?
269
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,107
Todd, wake up, boy.
You okay?
270
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,026
You better call someone.
271
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,695
(clicking, new video starts)
272
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:45,282
(adults chattering, cheering)
273
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,160
- (pitcher grunts)
- (crowd gasps)
274
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,372
Onlooker 1 (on video):
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Noah? Noah!
275
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,374
- Noah!
- Onlooker 2:
He's not breathing.
276
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,458
Should we call for help?
277
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,670
(quiet footsteps)
278
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,964
John:
Mom?
279
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,258
- Mom?
- (Sally groans, gasps)
280
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,594
(sighs) John?
281
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:09,431
- What's wrong?
- (voice breaking) I don't
wanna get killed by a baseball.
282
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,935
- Sally: What?
Who told you that?
- (crying)
283
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,187
John:
Daddy.
284
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,356
(sighs) Clark.
285
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,694
(sighs)
286
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,446
- John: Can you come lay with me?
- Sally: Clark!
287
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,742
(wind whistling)
288
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,754
(sighs)
289
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,341
(sighs)
290
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,306
(hip-hop music thumping)
291
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,350
- Woo! You better do it!
- Nice!
292
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,145
- Sick-ass motherfucker!
- (laughs)
293
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,482
Man:
Nice car! (laughs)
294
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,610
(indistinct rapping)
295
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,863
(music, rapping continue)
296
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,951
♪ ♪
297
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,620
(exhales)
298
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,415
(music continues)
299
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,670
Yeah, he's in jail.
300
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,089
Sally: And this
is your brother?
301
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,758
Dom, yeah.
302
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,468
- (Bevel sniffs)
- Wow.
303
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,888
Did anyone die
in the robbery?
304
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,598
Fuckin' teller.
305
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,559
The guy he was
robbing the bank with
306
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,354
fuckin' blasted
this poor teller.
307
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,234
Well, how'd that make
your brother feel?
308
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:48,447
Uh, what do you mean
"How did it make him feel?"
309
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,199
(scoffs)
310
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,659
You rob a fuckin' bank,
311
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,536
the probability of someone
gettin' jacked is high.
312
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,999
That's hot.
313
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,588
Yeah?
314
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,257
Yeah.
315
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,801
Bevel:
Yeah...
316
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,720
You ever done
anything like that?
317
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,808
What? Blast some fools?
318
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,518
Sally:
319
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,728
Yeah.
320
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,023
And how did it make you feel?
321
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,777
Uh-- Like a god.
322
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,446
Like a bad boy god?
323
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,115
Uh-huh.
324
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,284
Are you a bad boy?
325
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122
You know it, girl.
326
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,254
- Gimme your foot.
- Sally: What?
327
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,964
Gimme your foot.
328
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,844
No, take your shoe off.
329
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,607
What do you think of that?
330
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,903
Impressive.
331
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:16,326
All I do at night
is think about
your mouth on my dick.
332
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,496
Hm. Okay.
333
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,082
Like you're sucking it.
334
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,293
No, I got it.
335
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,384
Well, I have to go
to the bathroom.
336
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,150
(music playing over speakers)
337
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,621
(unzips pants)
338
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,470
(sniffs)
339
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,224
(sighs)
340
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,393
(Bevel moans)
341
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,688
Oh... fuck, girl.
342
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,484
You don't suck this shit now,
I'm gonna explode.
343
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,365
(heavy breathing)
344
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,378
(moans)
345
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,258
(grunts)
346
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,802
(heavy breathing)
347
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,888
(grunts) Stop.
(gasps) Stop! Stop!
348
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,057
- (Sally panting)
- (grunting)
349
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,684
Please... stop!
350
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,353
(banging)
351
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,523
(Sally grunting, struggling)
352
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,405
(panting)
353
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,368
(groans)
354
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,163
(grunts)
355
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:28,125
(panting)
356
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,548
I... I won't tell anyone.
I won't...
357
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,846
I know.
358
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,600
(gasps, sighs)
359
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,269
(zipping)
360
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,397
(fastening belt)
361
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,860
(gasps) I'm sorry.
362
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,362
No, you're not.
363
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,164
(opens, shuts door)
364
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,224
Barry:
(grunts) That looks like
it is the last of it.
365
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,353
(sighs)
366
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,855
(wind blowing)
367
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,607
Wait a minute.
368
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,859
What's that over there?
369
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,154
- John: I don't know.
- Barry: Why don't you
go check it out?
370
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,159
(John running)
371
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,497
(grabs object)
372
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,542
It's got your picture.
(panting)
373
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,920
And medals and stuff.
374
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,254
Barry:
Wow.
375
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,673
Huh.
376
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,675
How'd you find this?
I've been looking for this.
377
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,469
You were in war?
378
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,764
(sighs) Well, John...
379
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,309
I was gonna wait
to tell you this.
380
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,729
But-- Ooh, let's do this
on the swing.
381
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,148
Uh...
382
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,858
Yeah. I was in war.
383
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,695
I was a Marine.
384
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,073
- A soldier?
- Yeah.
385
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,159
Marines are the best soldiers.
386
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,997
Some call me Marine.
Other people...
387
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,207
Well, they call me a hero,
388
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,501
but I don't like
putting labels on things.
389
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,964
You wanna keep that
in your room?
390
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,551
You know, I found out some,
uh, interesting information
391
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,344
about our buddy Abe Lincoln.
392
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,389
Turns out,
393
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,808
he had a bunch of
Native Americans killed.
394
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,019
Executed. Yeah.
395
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,648
He also proposed
to Black people that
they go back to Africa.
396
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,359
(blinds rattling)
397
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,696
Got hundreds of men killed
at Shiloh and Antietam.
398
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,991
(deep sigh)
399
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,659
News to me.
400
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,330
Saint Augustin?
401
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,542
The man was addicted
to bathhouses, John.
402
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,171
Now, he's, what,
third-most googled saint?
403
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,881
Something like that.
404
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,343
(sighs) Gandhi?
405
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,804
The original hippie?
Gandhi?
406
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,683
He, uh-- Wait. I read it.
407
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,602
Gandhi, uh, what'd he do?
408
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,562
- (lights click)
- Oh yeah.
His wife had pneumonia.
409
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,564
Doctors said, "You gotta
give her penicillin,"
410
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,816
but he said no because
of religious beliefs.
411
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:43,195
But then, when he got malaria,
he said, "Give me the drugs."
412
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,905
Tricky.
413
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,948
(deep sigh)
414
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,658
Tricky legacy.
415
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,870
(insects chirping outside)
416
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,709
(knocking)
417
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,185
- (knocking)
- (Sally gasps)
418
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,439
(sighs) Fuck.
419
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,233
Sally:
It's the other one, honey.
420
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,944
(mutters, sighs)
421
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,404
(wind blowing)
422
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,450
(cocks gun)
423
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,744
You and John go get
in the bathtub.
424
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,299
(heavy breathing)
425
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,016
(creaking)
426
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:58,228
(insects chirping)
427
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,944
(stair creaks)
428
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,072
(stair creaks)
429
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,721
(barely audible whispering)
430
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,097
(sighs)
431
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,308
(whispering, giggling)
432
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:40,520
(running footsteps)
433
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:51,156
(insects continue chirping)
434
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,201
(gentle breathing)
435
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,412
(morning birds chirping)
436
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,935
- (birds chirping)
- (breeze blowing)
437
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:29,527
(heavy breathing)
438
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:47,295
{\an8}(indistinct chatter)
439
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:50,548
{\an8}(construction equipment
grinding)
440
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,265
{\an8}(heroic music playing)
441
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,143
Epic Narrator:
This summer, she's back,
442
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,480
and she's looking
for vengeance.
443
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,483
"Megagirls 4."
444
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:10,944
(upbeat music)
445
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,780
And he is incorrigible.
446
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:17,575
"Larry Chowder:
The Magical Boy."
447
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:20,620
(indistinct chatter)
448
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,331
(high heels clattering)
449
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,916
(whispers)
I'm sorry.
I didn't know what to do.
450
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,252
- It's fine. Where is he?
- He's over there.
451
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,088
Okay.
452
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,595
- He said he's Gene Cousineau?
- That's what he said.
453
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,848
- Did he show you ID?
- He didn't have any.
454
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,808
He didn't come in a car.
He walked up.
455
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,315
I don't think it's him.
456
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,026
Let me Google image.
457
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,570
{\an8}(keys clacking)
458
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,907
What do you think?
459
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,202
I don't know.
Both dudes are old.
460
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,752
Hi. Where did you come from?
461
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,546
I've been out of the country
a long time.
462
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,466
Okay. And who did you
wanna speak with?
463
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,011
I'd like to talk to the person
who runs Warner Brothers.
464
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,679
Okay. About what?
465
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:22,557
Something that's come
to my attention recently.
466
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,017
And what's that?
467
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,353
I would rather talk to him.
468
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,813
Well, I work for him,
so I think you'll
need to tell me,
469
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,734
- and I'll relay it to him.
- Gene: I would feel more
comfortable talking to him.
470
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,820
Well, I can't do that.
471
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,030
Why?
472
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,698
Because I don't think
you're Gene Cousineau.
473
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,116
Why?
474
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:43,370
Because he's been missing,
presumed dead, for eight years.
475
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:47,665
If you're planning what
I think you're planning,
476
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,919
you're gonna
want to talk to me.
477
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,758
(sighs) Keep him here.
478
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,931
(lights buzzing)
479
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,266
Clean livin'.
My whole life
480
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:08,186
has been a testament
to clean livin'.
481
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:12,148
I never touched the alcohol,
482
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,359
the drugs, crappy food.
483
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,695
(scoffs)
Hell, I've been married
to the same woman
484
00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:21,282
since I was 18.
Years of clean living.
485
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:24,536
You'd think I'd be able to
judge people correctly, right?
486
00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:26,496
Yeah.
487
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:29,416
Well, I thank you, Emily.
488
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:32,252
Oh, hey,
that's no problem.
489
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,547
You're a very brave woman.
490
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,007
Most people turn a blind eye,
491
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,468
especially with a punk
like Bevel.
492
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:43,346
(helicopter flying overhead)
493
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:44,597
I think what took me in
494
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,392
was how much
he reminded me
of my grandson.
495
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,604
I thought some honest work
496
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:54,399
would show him
the joys of clean livin'.
497
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,235
- And then--
- He steals from you.
498
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,612
Till tappin' little bastard.
499
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,156
Sally:
Mm-hmm.
500
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:04,951
(sighs)
Well, you two are angels.
501
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,788
I'll find a replacement soon.
502
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:14,127
- (door opens)
- (sighs, laughs)
503
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:17,005
- I'm not surprised.
- (door shuts)
504
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,340
I've thought about
tapping the till.
505
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,636
But I got such
a guilty conscious.
506
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,223
Probably just end up
blowin' my fuckin' brains out.
507
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:32,228
Host:
In honor of the finale
of "Just Desserts,"
508
00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:34,647
we sit down
with Natalie Greer,
509
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:38,860
the mind behind a show
that defined a generation.
510
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,656
So, we were on patrol,
511
00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:46,242
and we came to this village
and two elders were arguing over
512
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:47,952
who killed
the other person's donkey,
513
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:51,664
which was a typical occurrence
over there.
514
00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:54,292
And then, uh, a shot rang out.
515
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,710
(John gasps)
516
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:58,379
- And do you know who was shot?
- Who?
517
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:01,341
Albert.
518
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,052
- Your best friend?
- Yeah.
519
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,386
(Barry sighs)
520
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:07,680
And I heard them shout my name.
521
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,392
"Medic! Medic! Get up here!"
522
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,936
So, I ran up there,
and when I found him,
523
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,230
he was all messed up.
He looked terrible.
524
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,066
And they told me, they said,
"Clark, he's a goner."
525
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,984
And I said,
526
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,694
"Not on my watch."
527
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,239
And I patched him up.
528
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,116
And I saved his life.
529
00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:29,911
Did you kill the guys
who shot him?
530
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,956
No, no, no.
531
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:35,250
No, my job was
to protect our boys.
532
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,170
Just like
I'm protecting you, John.
533
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,965
(Barry sighs)
534
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,593
- I love you so much, Dad.
- Oh...
535
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,262
I love you, too.
536
00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,806
I love you too, buddy.
537
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,018
But it's just so crazy
to have gone
538
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,271
from, like, being
a chubby little kid
539
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,565
who loves cupcakes to then,
all of a sudden,
540
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,900
you know, the President
of the United States
541
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,320
is quoting our show at
the State of the Union.
542
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,781
Like, how did--
how did we get
this lucky, you know?
543
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:09,784
- Like, we're so lucky.
- (sighs)
544
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,203
Do you know that we almost
fired you season two?
545
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,746
- (notification chimes)
- (laughs) Really?
546
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:16,457
{\an8}Yes! Because you weren't
good yet, you know?
547
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:19,794
{\an8}- Y-You were a kid,
so you were bad, but...
- (laughs)
548
00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,504
Sally:
Barry!
549
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:25,300
- Who's Barry?
- Shh.
550
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,971
- What?
- (heavy breathing)
551
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:35,101
Sally:
They're making
a movie about us.
552
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,022
(heavy breathing)
553
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:45,528
I'm gonna have to
kill Cousineau.
554
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:49,282
(dark music playing)
555
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,452
♪ ♪
556
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:53,554
♪ ♪
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