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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:19,446 In October of 1979, 2 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,182 a death row inmate named Jack Harding 3 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,751 escaped police custody 4 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:26,320 and proceeded to go on a killing spree 5 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:30,123 in the sleepy farming community of Hackleburg, Alabama. 6 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,603 You're saying that you think he's still alive, don't you? 7 00:01:41,636 --> 00:01:43,303 I know he is. 8 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:46,106 He would seemingly appear from thin air, 9 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:50,444 a force of nature empowered by the onset of autumn. 10 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,849 You and this town is linin' up 11 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,885 for a third Saturday in October slaughterhouse! 12 00:01:57,919 --> 00:02:00,320 Stop, please! Stop! 13 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:04,659 Stop! Stop! 14 00:02:06,661 --> 00:02:08,563 He would return to haunt Hackleburg 15 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:11,532 three more times throughout the 1980s, 16 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:15,536 continuously defying death as he left a trail of carnage 17 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,771 in his wake. 18 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:18,506 Are you even in there? 19 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,545 His victims would be young and old 20 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:27,515 with no regard for the innocence of human life. 21 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:31,552 This game is fucking impossible. 22 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:32,553 Baby. 23 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,456 Is this really what you wanna be doing right now? 24 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,458 Stop, you're gonna get me killed. 25 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,927 You don't wanna see my tits? 26 00:02:39,961 --> 00:02:41,495 Not right now. 27 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,330 Baby, come on. 28 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,833 He's usually all over the place. 29 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:48,636 More like all over me. 30 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:59,246 After an attack in 1987, 31 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,448 Harding vanished without a trace. 32 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,250 And for the past six years, 33 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,586 the residents of Hackleburg have made it through 34 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:08,856 the third Saturday in October without incident. 35 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,559 This year however, they are about to see 36 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,895 some real crazy shit. 37 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:32,312 ...107.7 38 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,716 Alabama sports radio... 39 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:36,383 Reports out of Mobile tell us 40 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,687 that receivers and backup quarterback Tex Coorley 41 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:41,756 were out on the practice field this evenin'. 42 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:45,392 Now, all I can make of this is that Coach Redd just found out 43 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,028 Nate Barker can't play tomorrow. 44 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,129 Oh, that's ridiculous. 45 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:50,330 Coach Redd wouldn't advertise it to the world 46 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,432 if his starting quarterback couldn't play. 47 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:55,636 This is the old ball coach tryin' to mess with A&M 48 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,437 and head coach Manny Parish. 49 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:58,873 Nothin' more, nothin' less. 50 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,360 You disrespected me! That was inappropriate dancin'! 51 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,427 There ain't no ifs, ands or buts about it. 52 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,363 Ugh, I swear, Ronnie, if you don't shut up, 53 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:57,765 I'm gonna stay at my mama's house tonight. 54 00:04:57,799 --> 00:04:59,499 I know where you wanna sleep tonight 55 00:04:59,534 --> 00:05:00,635 and it sure as hell ain't your mama's house. 56 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,670 Listen to yourself. You're drunk, drunk, drunk! 57 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,404 Hold on now, I ain't done talkin' to you. 58 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:07,642 Oh! Ugh, how dare you? 59 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:10,377 Why'd you hit me with that damn door? 60 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,479 Oh, I wish you walked square into that sucker. 61 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,115 I wish it knocked you clean out! 62 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,817 Oh, I bet. 63 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:18,485 That way you'd have all the free time in the world 64 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,353 to run around with old Johnny Stevens. 65 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,491 You know what? 66 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,694 I don't have to listen to you anymore. 67 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,030 - I swear I've had it. - Oh, yeah? 68 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:31,732 Well, we know who you do listen to, don't we? 69 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,001 Old Johnny Stevens. 70 00:05:34,035 --> 00:05:35,903 I saw y'all a dancin'. 71 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:38,005 His hands all over my woman. 72 00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:42,109 A married woman dancin' with a school vice principal. 73 00:05:42,143 --> 00:05:43,878 - That's ridiculous! - Shut up, Ronnie! 74 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:53,120 I bet Johnny Stevens don't cut his own damn firewood, 75 00:05:53,154 --> 00:05:54,689 I tell you that. 76 00:05:57,859 --> 00:05:59,760 Son of a bitch tryin' to dance with my woman. 77 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,997 I should've clocked his ass across the dance floor. 78 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:09,604 Bum-ass can't keep a job no way. 79 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:11,404 Ain't fit for nothing. 80 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,613 Look-it, baby, I'm sorry about earlier. 81 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,548 I know I got you all riled up. 82 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:24,051 I just saw Johnny Stevens and you dancin' like that, 83 00:06:24,085 --> 00:06:27,788 and well, considering I'd been drinkin', 84 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:30,958 and you know how I get when I get the hard stuff in me, honey. 85 00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:33,594 Well, you know better than to drink it. 86 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,930 Oh, I begged you not to get like this tonight, 87 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,633 - and look what happened. - I know, I know. 88 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,702 Thing about it is, baby... 89 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,005 I can't help it. 90 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,974 When I got a woman as beautiful as you, 91 00:06:47,008 --> 00:06:48,142 I see Johnny Stevens 92 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,878 with his meat hooks all over you, 93 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:53,648 well, it's just natural response for me 94 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,683 to get a little bit teed off. 95 00:06:56,317 --> 00:06:59,186 You know I'm sorry. I really am. 96 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:01,923 Aw, hon. 97 00:07:02,757 --> 00:07:05,559 That still ain't no excuse for yellin' at me like you did. 98 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:08,461 I know it, I know it. And I tell you what? 99 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:11,565 When we go to church on Sunday, that's the first thing 100 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,100 I'mma pray about. 101 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,603 You'll go to church with me? 102 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,705 Well, of course, it's been too long. 103 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,540 I owe Jesus a visit. 104 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:27,181 - I love you, Ronnie. - Oh, I love you too, baby. 105 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:30,985 Good Lord. 106 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,854 Phew! These must be new, huh? 107 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:36,157 Yeah, K-Mart special. 108 00:07:37,091 --> 00:07:39,527 So, you tellin' me I got K-Mart to blame 109 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,596 for all these dirty thoughts bouncin' around in my head? 110 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,665 Stop it! 111 00:07:44,699 --> 00:07:47,201 ♪ Where you are ♪ 112 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:51,505 ♪ Heartbeat, heartbeat ♪ 113 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,241 ♪ One more time again ♪ 114 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,545 ♪ Are you up there ♪ 115 00:07:58,212 --> 00:07:59,747 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 116 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,718 ♪ So far away ♪ 117 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:08,689 ♪ From heartbeat, heartbeat ♪ 118 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:12,093 ♪ One more time 119 00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:15,196 ♪ I will get it right ♪ 120 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,001 ♪ I can make it this time ♪ 121 00:08:20,034 --> 00:08:24,038 ♪ I know what I've got to do ♪ 122 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,676 ♪ Heartbeat for me ♪ 123 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,712 - ♪ I won't hesitate ♪ - Who's playin' that damn music? 124 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,684 What the fuck you doin' in my house? 125 00:08:40,154 --> 00:08:44,658 Amy! Amy, call 9-1-1, baby! We got us an intruder in here! 126 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:46,927 What's that, Ronnie? 127 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,231 Wait a minute. 128 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:55,202 Is that you in there, Johnny Stevens? 129 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,973 I swear to God, 130 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,575 you got a lot of nerve comin' here. 131 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,946 ♪ What you're lookin' for ♪ 132 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,717 ♪ The heartbeat of a miracle ♪ 133 00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:11,786 Ronnie? 134 00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:14,321 ♪ One more time again ♪ 135 00:09:14,355 --> 00:09:16,924 ♪ And they tell me ♪ 136 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,293 ♪ I will feel it ♪ 137 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,962 - ♪ And my face it will show ♪ - Ronnie! 138 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,867 Ronnie, you're freaking me out! 139 00:09:28,102 --> 00:09:30,938 ♪ One more time ♪ 140 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,274 ♪ I will get it right ♪ 141 00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:35,910 Ronnie? 142 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,145 ♪ I can make it this time ♪ 143 00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:40,848 Oh, my God! Honey, what happened? 144 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,383 You know what fuckin' happened. 145 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,884 Oh, my God, you're bleedin'! 146 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:46,987 I know I'm fuckin' bleedin'. 147 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:50,057 Your goddamn boyfriend tryin' to kill me. 148 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:52,026 Shh. Baby, what are you talkin' about? 149 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,328 Oh, the jig's up, woman! Don't you try to play dumb. 150 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,297 Honey, what-- no, what are you talkin' about? 151 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,198 Stop accusin' me of that. 152 00:09:57,231 --> 00:09:59,066 I don't know what you're talkin' about! 153 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:03,104 Johnny goddamn Stevens, he's in our fuckin' house 154 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:04,305 and you know it! 155 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:08,142 - You had me fuckin' killed! - Baby. 156 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,644 There's that son-of-a-bitch now. 157 00:10:10,945 --> 00:10:13,814 Come on, Johnny, take off that mask. 158 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:15,783 I'm on to y'all. 159 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:20,721 God! Oh, Amy! 160 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,424 Why'd you stab her? 161 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,093 You motherfucking lunatic. 162 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:28,662 You've reached Ronnie and Amy parker. 163 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,164 We've gone fishin'. 164 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,100 Leave a message after the beep. Beep. 165 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:39,940 Ronnie, listen, buddy, this is old Johnny Stevens callin'. 166 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:43,310 I-- I just wanted to call and apologize about-- 167 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:45,946 Well, about what went down at the dance hall 168 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,314 earlier this evenin'. 169 00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:50,317 I-- I realized I didn't had no business 170 00:10:50,351 --> 00:10:52,386 dancing with Amy the way I was. 171 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,756 Look, I justs-- I just wanted to call and say I'm sorry, 172 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,259 and I hope there's no hard feelings. 173 00:10:58,359 --> 00:11:00,961 Hey, listen, you enjoy that game tomorrow. 174 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:03,998 Wanna see them Seahawks whoop up on A&M. 175 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,434 And I hope you'll forgive me, buddy. 176 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,037 Talk to you later. Toodle-oo, y'all. 177 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,274 ...kick-off for tomorrow's showdown 178 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:15,442 between the Alabama Mobile Seahawks 179 00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:19,046 and Tennessee A&M Commonwealth now only hours away, 180 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,316 sports fans are at fever pitch over what promises to be 181 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,985 one of the great college football showdowns 182 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:26,120 of the year. 183 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,455 And as always, Channel 2's sports correspondent 184 00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:29,957 Kitty Kennedy was able to catch up 185 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,426 with Alabama Mobile head coach Amos Redd 186 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,961 earlier this evening. 187 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,930 Kitty has more from Mobile. 188 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,364 Coach, if you do need to go with the backup quarterback, 189 00:11:37,398 --> 00:11:39,366 how does that change the offensive game plan? 190 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,467 I tell you what? Let's do-- 191 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:41,168 Let's why don't I just drop everything we're doin', 192 00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:42,970 you and I go back in the office? 193 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:43,904 I'll open up the playbook, 194 00:11:43,938 --> 00:11:44,539 and show you everything we're gonna run, 195 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,439 and you can write it down. 196 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,273 - How about that? - That sounds great. 197 00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:48,342 - Yeah, okay, alright. - Let's go! 198 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,477 Look, tomorrow's third Saturday in October, right? 199 00:11:50,512 --> 00:11:53,515 Everybody in Seahawk nation knows what that means. 200 00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:55,783 Now, these boys know what it means 201 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,751 and they're gonna be ready, alright? 202 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,453 That is a Coach Redd guarantee. 203 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,355 That's something you can write down. 204 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,790 Third Saturday in October. 205 00:12:20,374 --> 00:12:22,376 Well, Boomer, it's almost game time, 206 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,512 so we might as well get that final prediction in. 207 00:12:24,546 --> 00:12:25,346 What you thinkin'? 208 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:27,281 I'm goin' with my gut on this one. 209 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:31,418 Tennessee A&M, 17, Alabama Mobile, 14. 210 00:12:31,452 --> 00:12:33,454 The Commonwealth break the streak today, 211 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:36,223 no matter who the Seahawks put at quarterback. 212 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:39,026 Wrong as usual, Boomer. 213 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,829 There's gonna be more points up on that scoreboard 214 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,897 and the streak is gonna continue. 215 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,001 I'm takin' the Seahawks 35-24. 216 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,880 - I made breakfast! - Oh, Lordy, mercy, PJ! 217 00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:02,416 I thought you knew better than this. 218 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,588 I said you could have one regular bowl of cereal. 219 00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:09,023 If you eat all this, you're gonna be sick. 220 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,292 Well, I don't even want cereal. 221 00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:15,062 I want Catfish Cabin! Catfish Cabin! Catfish Cabin! 222 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,297 Well, I'm about to leave, 223 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,165 but maybe Maggie can take you, okay? 224 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,871 Okay. Old man coming through. 225 00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:27,908 The Commonwealth strut, the Commonwealth strut, 226 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:28,842 the Commonwealth strut. 227 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,111 Come on in, join the Commonwealth strut! 228 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:32,479 What? 229 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:33,947 Come on, baby, I really need your help 230 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,583 getting this side of my face. 231 00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:36,917 Can we please just wait until we're there? 232 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,386 - Vampire cat. - Oh, absolutely not. 233 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,854 Last time we beat 'Bama, 234 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,324 I went out looking just like this. 235 00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:45,459 You wanna go to Catfish Cabin with me? 236 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,128 - That was 1985! - Come on! 237 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:49,897 - Are you a catfish? - The Commonwealth need this. 238 00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:53,100 Do you have friends at Catfish Cabin? 239 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,935 You're gonna have to do dishes. 240 00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:57,404 See you later, Pennywise. 241 00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,440 I'll do dishes-- For a year? 242 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,577 Maggie is here. 243 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:15,055 ♪ Creepy and sullen And running out of room ♪ 244 00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:16,924 - Hi, Maggie! - Hey, PJ! 245 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,026 - ♪ In my little tomb - Oh! 246 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:19,993 - Hey. - Hi. 247 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,396 - How're you doin'? - Good. Good morning. 248 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,199 So, are you sure this is gonna be okay? 249 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,400 Definitely. 250 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,469 Okay, because we can come back at midnight if we need to. 251 00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:30,538 Tomorrow morning is totally fine. 252 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:31,939 Okay. 253 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,075 Go Commonwealth! 254 00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:36,678 Stop being annoying. 255 00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:37,612 PJ has spoken. 256 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,648 - Okay, give me that. - Mm. 257 00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:42,249 Okay, bye, baby. We love you. 258 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,984 - Alright, we'll see you. - See you later. 259 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:49,256 Oof, now I know why you're always so happy 260 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,525 to see me. 261 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,394 Okay. 262 00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:57,665 My mom said you should to take me Catfish Cabin, 263 00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:59,500 and I deserve it, 264 00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:02,202 because I've been getting good grades. 265 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:06,106 PJ, we've been over this. They don't serve breakfast. 266 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,010 Well, we should just drive over there and check. 267 00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:14,415 And my mom said you shouldn't smoke those things around me. 268 00:15:16,651 --> 00:15:17,652 PJ. 269 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,254 Yes? 270 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,222 I think it's time for you to shut up. 271 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,390 Okay. 272 00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:32,567 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 273 00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:39,541 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 274 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,378 ♪ If they left us alone now ♪ 275 00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:49,517 ♪ Would we cry or would we Feel the same as we do ♪ 276 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,320 ♪ Na, na, na ♪ 277 00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:58,459 ♪ Could you move me around now ♪ 278 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:03,731 ♪ Could you find in your heart the strength to be true ♪ 279 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,001 ♪ Na, na, na ♪ 280 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,773 ♪ It seems to me, baby ♪ 281 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:16,276 ♪ You better lead your life alone ♪ 282 00:16:17,211 --> 00:16:20,047 ♪ Oh, you better go ♪ 283 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,185 ♪ If they left us alone now ♪ 284 00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:28,255 ♪ So if we're alone now ♪ 285 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,726 ♪ If they left us alone now ♪ 286 00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:35,462 ♪ So if we're alone now 287 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,166 ♪ If they left us alone now ♪ 288 00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,570 ♪ So if we're alone now ♪ 289 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,139 ♪ If they left us alone now ♪ 290 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,511 ♪ So if we're alone now ♪ 291 00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:55,282 Alabama Mobile's quest for another undefeated season 292 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,684 will be challenged today 293 00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:59,353 as the Seahawks travel to Johnson City 294 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,657 to face the 9th ranked Tennessee A&M Commonwealth. 295 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,058 Jeffery Baumhauer has more live coverage 296 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,328 from Randy Hale Memorial Stadium coming up soon. 297 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,497 And for our top story this morning, 298 00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,800 authorities are tracking a killer on the loose today... 299 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:15,135 PJ, do you want a sandwich? 300 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,169 ...of a funeral home employee. 301 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,740 Yesterday afternoon outside of Grefe County. 302 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,173 Hey, kiddo, 303 00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,710 do you want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? 304 00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:24,244 ...from Vicki Culpepper. 305 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,247 Vicki, we gonna need those umbrellas today? 306 00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:29,449 Thanks, Gordon, but you won't need your umbrella 307 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,485 until tonight when we expect some brief showers... 308 00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:33,655 Really holdin' out for that Catfish Cabin? 309 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,424 For the most part, today is cool and sunny... 310 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:44,766 Meow. Meow. Meow. 311 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,601 Hello, Glamourpuss. 312 00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:49,771 Now, some areas may appear cloudy and sunny 313 00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:51,673 - at the same time. - Hello! 314 00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:54,274 As us meteorologists like to say, 315 00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:56,143 - That's just the weather. - PJ: Are you hungry? 316 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,345 For all football fans, today should make 317 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,547 for the perfect third Saturday in October experience. 318 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,516 Want me to rub your chin? 319 00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:05,352 Hello, Alabamians... 320 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,822 It's almost time for a meal. 321 00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:14,862 Meow. Meow, meow, meow. 322 00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:18,533 Glamourpuss. 323 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:41,656 Ah-ha! Oh! Yes! 324 00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:44,324 Oh, my God, Betsy, this is my lucky charm! 325 00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:47,829 Oh, man. It's our lucky day. 326 00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,732 What exactly are you talkin' about, honey? 327 00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:53,801 This is the fumblerooski helmet of '84. 328 00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:55,937 Oh. 329 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:58,539 Oh, this is the helmet McLintock was wearin' 330 00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:00,708 when he scored the winning touchdown. 331 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:02,710 Sounds amazing. 332 00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:13,721 Do you have to be so overdramatic, Arthur? 333 00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,624 You're such a baby! 334 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:19,827 Jeez! 335 00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:32,399 Ain't no trespassin' around here, boy. 336 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:35,469 Especially by some mask-wearin' weirdo. 337 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:36,671 Hey! 338 00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:38,539 Now, don't you do nothing stupid, boy. 339 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:48,916 Well... 340 00:20:49,851 --> 00:20:52,352 you got some big balls on you. 341 00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:57,290 Well, I got some big uns, too, 342 00:20:58,059 --> 00:21:01,662 and that's why they call me Big Willie Nathan. 343 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,266 Now, I'm goin' up here to do my chore. 344 00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:10,671 Little kitty cats ain't gonna feed their selves. 345 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,378 Now, when I turn back around, 346 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,048 I best see your ass headin' down that road. 347 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,519 You and the hearse you rode in on. 348 00:21:40,101 --> 00:21:42,670 If you're lookin' to get your brain scrambled here today, 349 00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:44,539 boy, you are in luck. 350 00:21:44,572 --> 00:21:48,543 Cause the skillet's on the stove and the grease is already hot. 351 00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:50,945 Okay, buddy boy, 352 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:54,048 you about to go from the fryin' pan to the fire. 353 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,823 What in tarnation? 354 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,826 Look here, son, I tried to warn you. 355 00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:05,860 Now, what you should have done 356 00:22:05,893 --> 00:22:08,029 was acted like a gravy train on biscuit wheels 357 00:22:08,062 --> 00:22:09,931 and rolled your ass on out of here! 358 00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:28,616 Oh. Whoa, whoa, look. 359 00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:29,750 Whoa, now! Whoa! 360 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,717 Alright, PJ, let's go to the video store. 361 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:03,851 Get it! 362 00:23:03,885 --> 00:23:06,621 - Oowie! - We're going to the video store. 363 00:23:07,622 --> 00:23:09,056 ♪ ...the eyes at the back of my head ♪ 364 00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:11,158 ♪ And I know it's not me ♪ 365 00:23:11,192 --> 00:23:12,627 ♪ I'm not the one ♪ 366 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:16,463 ♪ I'm not moving, moving Moving me ♪ 367 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,599 ♪ And I'm not the one ♪ 368 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,869 ♪ I'm not the one moving me 369 00:23:23,638 --> 00:23:25,640 ♪ ...slave moving Some cheap... ♪ 370 00:23:49,096 --> 00:23:50,665 ♪ Don't know where to run ♪ 371 00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:52,066 ♪ Don't know where to run ♪ 372 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,634 ♪ Don't know where to run ♪ 373 00:23:53,734 --> 00:23:55,036 ♪ Don't know where to run ♪ 374 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:56,704 ♪ Don't know where to go ♪ 375 00:23:56,737 --> 00:23:58,072 ♪ Go, Johnny, go ♪ 376 00:23:58,105 --> 00:23:59,707 ♪ Go, Johnny, go ♪ 377 00:25:06,674 --> 00:25:08,876 Hey, y'all, it's your old pal Hank. 378 00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:11,078 Owner and operator of Hank's Good Stuff. 379 00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:14,315 Lettin' you know about our very special half-off sale 380 00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:17,885 we're havin' today durin' the Alabama Mobile 381 00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:20,287 Tennessee A&M football game. 382 00:25:20,321 --> 00:25:23,190 So, come on down any time durin' the game 383 00:25:23,224 --> 00:25:24,925 where everything... 384 00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:26,260 - Is half off. - Is half off. 385 00:25:27,294 --> 00:25:32,033 Hank's Good Stuff's located 5525, Highway 2 in Hackleburg. 386 00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:33,868 Right next door to Bronco Burger. 387 00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:36,237 Hello? 388 00:25:36,437 --> 00:25:40,207 Peter, George, and Lester j-- Juric. 389 00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:43,978 Peter! Now, open this damn door. 390 00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:46,647 - Oh, so, help me God. - It's time for a-- a-- 391 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,650 Alaba-- Bama mo-- Mobile beatdown. 392 00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:51,218 Peter. Peter. Pumpkin eater. 393 00:25:52,153 --> 00:25:53,687 Open up this front door. 394 00:25:53,721 --> 00:25:54,922 - Y'all! - Hello! 395 00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:57,124 - It's time for some football! - I fucking hear you. 396 00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,093 Open the door! 397 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:01,896 Yeah, yeah, dude, I fuckin' hear you, man. 398 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:05,132 I can fuckin' hear you. You're bein' loud enough. 399 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,001 George, I can do this. 400 00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:10,004 - Ow! - Oh, what? 401 00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:11,772 - George. - Jesus Christ, man. 402 00:26:12,473 --> 00:26:16,177 - George, just-- - Fuckin' serious? 403 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:17,912 Damn, you fucking crippled? 404 00:26:19,947 --> 00:26:21,649 Watch the door! 405 00:26:21,682 --> 00:26:23,184 Man, what gives, you fuckwads? 406 00:26:23,217 --> 00:26:25,719 The game doesn't start for like 30 minutes. 407 00:26:25,753 --> 00:26:26,720 Now, Peter, 408 00:26:26,887 --> 00:26:29,090 is that any way to talk to your friends? 409 00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:31,792 Cussin' us out for bein' 30 minutes early? 410 00:26:31,826 --> 00:26:33,694 Fuck you, retard! 411 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:34,662 Why don't you get up out of that chair 412 00:26:34,695 --> 00:26:36,330 and fight me if you don't fuckin' like it? 413 00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:38,866 Jesus Christ, P-- Peter. 414 00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:42,770 I just thought we'd d-- drop in a little early is all. 415 00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:44,105 Calm down. 416 00:26:44,138 --> 00:26:46,841 O-- okay. I'm-- I'm calm. 417 00:26:46,874 --> 00:26:48,342 I'm calm. 418 00:26:48,642 --> 00:26:50,311 Hey, man, you know I was just messin' with you, right? 419 00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:52,246 Come on, now. Huh? Come on. 420 00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,348 Yeah, we're cool. 421 00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:55,983 C'mon man, let's go get high. 422 00:26:56,117 --> 00:26:57,318 Yeah, alright. 423 00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:03,991 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! What about me? 424 00:27:05,826 --> 00:27:08,095 Lester, what about you, huh? 425 00:27:08,429 --> 00:27:10,197 What, you expect us to carry your fat ass 426 00:27:10,231 --> 00:27:12,833 up and down these steps all goddamn day and night? 427 00:27:13,134 --> 00:27:15,870 Think I'm gonna pull a hernia over you, little guy? 428 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:17,404 Would you lighten up on him? 429 00:27:17,438 --> 00:27:19,273 Dude, I'm-- I'm tryin' to toughen him up. 430 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,374 He's a little bitch. 431 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:24,044 Say, Peter, why you got a hearse out 432 00:27:24,078 --> 00:27:25,813 at the end of your driveway? 433 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,783 Say, Lester, there's not a fuckin' hearse 434 00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:31,719 at the end of the driveway. 435 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:33,420 Peter, I know what a hearse looks like. 436 00:27:33,454 --> 00:27:34,855 It's as plain as day, 437 00:27:34,889 --> 00:27:37,158 out there at the end of your driveway! 438 00:27:37,258 --> 00:27:39,260 Yeah, well, I know what a jackass looks like. 439 00:27:39,293 --> 00:27:41,862 Sittin' in a wheelchair, yellin' at me from downstairs. 440 00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:43,197 Shut the fuck up! 441 00:27:50,304 --> 00:27:53,374 ♪ I fill the hours With the black of my head ♪ 442 00:27:53,407 --> 00:27:54,909 ♪ I see through the eyes at the back of my head ♪ 443 00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:56,443 ♪ And I know it's not me ♪ 444 00:27:56,477 --> 00:27:57,945 ♪ I'm not the one 445 00:27:57,978 --> 00:28:01,882 ♪ Who is moving Moving, moving me ♪ 446 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:04,818 ♪ And I'm not the one ♪ 447 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:07,788 ♪ I'm not the one moving me ♪ 448 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,125 - Hey, Holcomb. - Hi, PJ. 449 00:28:11,258 --> 00:28:13,060 - Hey. - Hey. What's up? 450 00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:16,130 You guys, um, havin' a big movie marathon? 451 00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:18,499 Yes, and PJ gets to rent whatever she wants. 452 00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:19,833 Really? 453 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,735 Yes, as long as when you're watchin' it, 454 00:28:21,769 --> 00:28:23,871 I can go next door and watch the game. 455 00:28:23,904 --> 00:28:25,372 Whatever. 456 00:28:26,173 --> 00:28:28,409 Okay, but are you sure you wanna do that? 457 00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:31,111 I mean George and Sharon are back together. 458 00:28:31,145 --> 00:28:33,147 Don't you wanna avoid that love triangle drama? 459 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:34,415 They're not getting back together. 460 00:28:34,448 --> 00:28:36,050 If you say so. 461 00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:38,219 Just don't be surprised if Sharon tries to punch you out 462 00:28:38,252 --> 00:28:39,853 the next time she sees you. 463 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:41,789 What? So, my friends are having a party next door 464 00:28:41,822 --> 00:28:44,391 and I can't go just cause George has a crush on me? 465 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,260 You like him, too. 466 00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:49,029 No, I don't. George, really? 467 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:50,798 Yeah, George really. 468 00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:53,334 Those eyebrows? [chuckling] 469 00:28:53,434 --> 00:28:55,803 - Are you kidding me? - Oh, yeah. 470 00:28:56,837 --> 00:28:57,606 I just don't wanna see you 471 00:28:57,639 --> 00:29:00,107 in another messed up relationship. 472 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,309 I appreciate you're tryin' to look out for me right now, 473 00:29:02,343 --> 00:29:04,345 but this is different. 474 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:06,347 George is different. 475 00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:09,350 - Are these okay? - Mm-hm. 476 00:29:11,553 --> 00:29:13,787 Hoosiers? Really? 477 00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:16,156 I like basketball. 478 00:29:16,190 --> 00:29:17,057 So when are you clockin' out? 479 00:29:17,091 --> 00:29:19,093 As soon as Cody's slow ass gets here. 480 00:29:19,126 --> 00:29:20,394 He's already 15 minutes late. 481 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:21,795 Okay, we'll be outside. 482 00:29:26,967 --> 00:29:29,470 Can we please go to Catfish Cabin? 483 00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:31,438 No, they're only open for dinner. 484 00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:39,380 Why do I get the feeling you're lying to me? 485 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:43,784 PJ, I would never lie to you. 486 00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:45,919 I'm the one person in your life that you could always count on 487 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:47,955 to be real with you, no matter what. 488 00:29:47,988 --> 00:29:48,856 Okay? 489 00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:52,893 Whoo... 490 00:29:59,033 --> 00:30:01,135 Man, I'm gonna bag Holcomb tonight. 491 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:04,204 I thought you were all over Angela. 492 00:30:04,238 --> 00:30:06,040 Well, I'mma bag her, too! 493 00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:08,108 See, Holcomb's spendin' the night with Maggie, 494 00:30:08,142 --> 00:30:10,311 so I'mma have to get that in before halftime. 495 00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:11,879 Then I'll have the rest of the night 496 00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:12,747 with Angela. 497 00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:14,448 Man, I get playin' the field and all, 498 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:17,985 but that's some really questionable decision-making. 499 00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:20,588 What? Are you fucking kidding me? 500 00:30:20,622 --> 00:30:23,157 I'm being judged by the guy who's tryin' to bag Maggie 501 00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:25,359 and Sharon at the same time. 502 00:30:25,527 --> 00:30:28,962 That is highly inaccurate, my f-- friend. 503 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,598 I am a single man. 504 00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:34,335 Yeah. Yeah, you're s--single, 505 00:30:34,368 --> 00:30:36,270 cause your dick is ready to wander. 506 00:30:36,604 --> 00:30:38,640 Man, if Maggie wasn't giving you the signs right now, 507 00:30:38,673 --> 00:30:40,274 you'd still be shopping for engagement rings 508 00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:41,509 with Sharon, you little prick. 509 00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:44,078 - I'll check on my brother. - "I'll check on my brother." 510 00:30:44,111 --> 00:30:45,913 Yeah, you need to check him into a mental institute, 511 00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:47,549 that's where you need to check him into. 512 00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:50,384 We all know he's faking that shit anyway, man. 513 00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:53,253 ♪ Don't mess with the crew Wanna challenge me ♪ 514 00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:54,421 ♪ Callin' out my brothers, Yo, I see, how it's gonna be ♪ 515 00:30:54,455 --> 00:30:56,524 S-- stupid, Peter! 516 00:30:56,558 --> 00:30:59,126 ♪ Who's got the last laugh I'm the witch of my craft ♪ 517 00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:00,160 ♪ There'll be no mistakin' ♪ 518 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:02,329 ♪ This hood'll be mine For the takin' ♪ 519 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:07,535 ♪ What the fuck is this ♪ 520 00:31:07,569 --> 00:31:10,237 ♪ This hood'll be mine For the takin' ♪ 521 00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:13,040 ♪ Yeah, you better be ready To drop like a rock, fool ♪ 522 00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:15,543 ♪ This hood'll be mine For the takin' ♪ 523 00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:18,178 ♪ Ha, ha, ha Better shoot your best ♪ 524 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,914 ♪ This hood'll be mine For the takin' ♪ 525 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,352 ♪ This hood'll be mine For the takin' ♪ 526 00:31:25,386 --> 00:31:26,554 ♪ Be mine for the takin' ♪ 527 00:31:26,654 --> 00:31:28,523 ♪ Be mine for the takin' ♪ 528 00:31:28,623 --> 00:31:30,924 ♪ This hood'll be mine For the takin' ♪ 529 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:33,460 ♪ The deed's been done You better run ♪♪ 530 00:31:35,530 --> 00:31:37,030 - Ladies. - Hi. 531 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,432 Sharon. Hi. 532 00:31:38,465 --> 00:31:41,335 Hi, there! It's about time y'all showed up. 533 00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:43,437 Hey, Sharon. 534 00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:44,972 Hi, Lester. 535 00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:48,942 Oh, it's good to see y'all. Ready to watch some football? 536 00:31:48,976 --> 00:31:49,677 Yeah. 537 00:31:49,711 --> 00:31:52,279 Well, hello, hello, ladies. 538 00:31:52,312 --> 00:31:53,480 Fuck, fuck! 539 00:31:53,515 --> 00:31:55,583 Welcome to my humble abod. Who's ready for some football? 540 00:31:55,617 --> 00:31:57,484 It's abode, jackass. 541 00:31:57,652 --> 00:32:00,154 Sharon, you look so adorable. Look at you. [kisses] 542 00:32:00,187 --> 00:32:02,055 Angela, have you ever looked more beautiful? 543 00:32:02,089 --> 00:32:02,956 Oh, stop it! 544 00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:04,091 Hey! Why don't we get that game going? 545 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,360 - Oh, yeah, let's do it. - We don't wanna miss kick-off. 546 00:32:06,661 --> 00:32:09,531 This week's episode of Northern Exposure-- 547 00:32:09,564 --> 00:32:11,666 We'll be back right after this commercial break. 548 00:32:11,699 --> 00:32:14,501 For over 75 years, the UAM CR... 549 00:32:14,536 --> 00:32:16,571 We actually gonna watch some football, Peter, 550 00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:19,306 or we're just gonna watch you play on your nana's TV? 551 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,274 We will be watchin' football 552 00:32:20,307 --> 00:32:21,643 when I get it on the right channel. 553 00:32:21,676 --> 00:32:23,678 - Is half off. - And it's my meemaw's TV. 554 00:32:23,711 --> 00:32:24,512 Band of diet special-- 555 00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:26,748 There it is. There we go. [grunts] 556 00:32:26,781 --> 00:32:29,183 The Commonwealth is gonna whoop that ass, baby. 557 00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:37,991 ...just don't have the patience right now. 558 00:32:38,025 --> 00:32:39,092 What the fuck? 559 00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:41,395 Uh... 560 00:32:41,729 --> 00:32:43,130 Man, who the fuck are you? 561 00:32:43,163 --> 00:32:45,633 Oh, hi! I'm Neil Pritchard. 562 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:49,403 Uh, Lester Juric invited me to come over and watch the game. 563 00:32:50,505 --> 00:32:51,371 Yo, what the fuck, man? 564 00:32:51,405 --> 00:32:53,207 You invited some stranger to my house? 565 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,408 That ain't no stranger. 566 00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:56,343 That's Neil, I told you about him! 567 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:57,745 That's my physical therapist. 568 00:32:57,779 --> 00:33:00,013 Oh, yeah, your physical therapist! 569 00:33:00,047 --> 00:33:03,518 I'm sorry, I forgot. Yo, what's with the get-up, pal? 570 00:33:03,551 --> 00:33:06,987 I was under the impression that this was a costume party. 571 00:33:07,789 --> 00:33:09,657 Nice goin', jackass. You got this man all dressed up 572 00:33:09,691 --> 00:33:10,792 and now you're makin' a damn fool out of him. 573 00:33:10,825 --> 00:33:12,694 Stop being such a jerk, Peter. 574 00:33:12,727 --> 00:33:15,262 Yeah, l-- lighten up, Peter. 575 00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:17,732 Yeah, lighten up. 576 00:33:17,765 --> 00:33:20,568 - What the fuck? - That is a 15-yard penalty 577 00:33:20,602 --> 00:33:25,472 on Peter for being a real ungrateful party host. 578 00:33:25,573 --> 00:33:28,710 Oh, he told you. How's them eardrums, Peter? 579 00:33:28,743 --> 00:33:29,611 Yeah, that's real fuckin' funny. 580 00:33:29,644 --> 00:33:30,812 Welcome to the party, man. 581 00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:32,547 Yeah, don't be such a dick, Peter. 582 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:35,349 Yo, last time I checked, referees wore pants. 583 00:33:36,116 --> 00:33:37,519 I don't wear pants. 584 00:33:37,719 --> 00:33:40,320 Ain't no football without no drinks, Peter. 585 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,590 Be a better host. Get us some drinks. 586 00:33:42,924 --> 00:33:44,291 Why don't you roll your fuckin' fat ass 587 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:46,226 in the kitchen and get 'em yourself? 588 00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:48,295 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, go easy. 589 00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:50,430 Thank you, Neil. 590 00:33:50,464 --> 00:33:51,365 Oh, man. Oh! 591 00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:52,366 - Yeah. Here we go, here we go. - Yeah, yep. 592 00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:57,672 - War, damn, Seahawk! - War, damn, Seahawk! 593 00:33:58,105 --> 00:33:59,607 Wonderful. Come on. 594 00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:07,515 Oh, my God. Seriously, bro? 595 00:34:07,849 --> 00:34:09,551 Hey, let's order a pizza or something. 596 00:34:09,851 --> 00:34:12,252 Hey. Hey, chill out. The game's on, alright? 597 00:34:12,286 --> 00:34:14,221 Sorry, but I'm hungry. 598 00:34:14,556 --> 00:34:15,790 Not my problem. 599 00:34:15,823 --> 00:34:19,326 No, she's right. Let's go order a pizza. 600 00:34:21,128 --> 00:34:22,429 - Okay. - Mm-hm. 601 00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:25,767 Pepperoni. 602 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,434 - Yep. Yep, yep. - Yeah. Yeah, sure. 603 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:28,570 Thank you. 604 00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:30,638 ...highlighted here by Cordell Billings 605 00:34:30,672 --> 00:34:32,239 out of Moulton, Alabama. 606 00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:34,274 How many damn people does it take to order a pizza? 607 00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:43,183 I've been waiting on you to do that 608 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:44,819 since you walked in the door. 609 00:34:44,852 --> 00:34:46,353 You know, 610 00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:48,623 we should respect my meemaw's kitchen and um, 611 00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:50,357 go upstairs. 612 00:34:55,563 --> 00:34:57,732 Why don't you go order the pizza, hmm? 613 00:34:57,765 --> 00:34:58,866 Seriously? 614 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:04,639 Oh, I'm gonna bag that ass. 615 00:35:06,908 --> 00:35:11,211 I'm O'Toole, baby. I'm Peter fucking O'Toole. 616 00:35:18,318 --> 00:35:19,654 Gross. 617 00:35:28,663 --> 00:35:30,397 Why would he do that? 618 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:37,071 Whoa! 619 00:35:37,105 --> 00:35:38,205 Alright, PJ, we're goin' next door 620 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:39,172 to watch the game. 621 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,643 - Can I come? - No, it's a grown-up party. 622 00:35:41,743 --> 00:35:43,377 Well, you're just watching football. 623 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:44,912 Any idiot can do that. 624 00:35:48,415 --> 00:35:50,652 Okay, but you're not gonna have fun. 625 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,922 - Okay. - Alright! 626 00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:56,924 I'm going to a grown-up party! 627 00:35:58,425 --> 00:35:59,794 Just stay in the pocket. 628 00:36:00,028 --> 00:36:01,729 As the game rages on, 629 00:36:01,763 --> 00:36:04,532 and with the sun hanging low in the sky, 630 00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:08,301 Maggie, PJ, and Holcomb begin their trek across the road 631 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:09,771 to Peter's party house, 632 00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:12,807 unaware these will be the final moments of innocence 633 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,208 they experience in their short lives, 634 00:36:15,242 --> 00:36:17,745 for as darkness falls across Hackleburg, 635 00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:21,448 so too does the long shadow of Jack Harding. 636 00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:23,450 He is a golden god. 637 00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:24,686 Shut the fuck up, Lester! 638 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:28,623 In all my years coachin' University of Alabama Mobile, 639 00:36:28,656 --> 00:36:29,791 I'm asked from time to time, 640 00:36:29,824 --> 00:36:33,193 Coach, how do you handle a tough loss? 641 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,663 Well, for me, personally, 642 00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:39,000 I like to take a long walk with my dog Frisco, 643 00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:41,736 scratch the belly of my old cat Mr. Magic, 644 00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:44,639 but more and more here in America, 645 00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:47,675 animals are bein' neglected, goin' homeless, 646 00:36:47,709 --> 00:36:49,911 and wind up being euthanized. 647 00:36:49,944 --> 00:36:52,947 So, take some advice from old Coach Redd, won't you? 648 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:56,416 Make sure you have your cats and dogs spayed 649 00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:57,518 and neutered. 650 00:36:57,552 --> 00:36:58,753 If you won't do it for me... 651 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,924 do it for my old friend Mr. Magic here. 652 00:37:03,024 --> 00:37:04,759 Ain't that right, Magic? Huh? 653 00:37:04,792 --> 00:37:06,493 It's a cat! 654 00:37:06,527 --> 00:37:07,695 Now, you tell em, Coach Redd. 655 00:37:09,964 --> 00:37:11,298 Randy Hale Memorial Stadium 656 00:37:11,331 --> 00:37:13,467 here in Johnson City, Tennessee. 657 00:37:13,568 --> 00:37:15,335 Our score in the late first quarter 658 00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:18,873 is Alabama Mobile, 7, Tennessee A&M, 7. 659 00:37:19,372 --> 00:37:21,408 The hand-off goes off to Riley Rambo 660 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:22,309 and he's gonna be stuffed 661 00:37:22,342 --> 00:37:24,645 around the 33-yard line by number-- 662 00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:27,648 Hey, tryin' to watch a game over here! 663 00:37:28,049 --> 00:37:29,984 Hey, if you could dance, you'd be out here 664 00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:31,485 strutting your stuff, too. 665 00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:35,857 Alright, bucko, I've heard about all I'm gonna hear 666 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:37,290 outta you tonight. 667 00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:39,292 The fuck you gonna do about it, cripple? 668 00:37:39,326 --> 00:37:41,529 Well, try this on for size, O'Toole. 669 00:37:48,569 --> 00:37:50,605 No, no! No! That's my knife! 670 00:37:50,772 --> 00:37:52,974 You pulled a fuckin' knife on me, Lester? 671 00:37:53,174 --> 00:37:55,843 I expect more of you, Lester. Fucker. 672 00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:59,881 - Now, you gotta pay. - Uh, no, get away! 673 00:37:59,914 --> 00:38:00,848 Where's your fuckin' knife now. 674 00:38:00,882 --> 00:38:01,949 Peter, you asshole. 675 00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:04,986 Get off me. Oh! 676 00:38:05,153 --> 00:38:07,555 What? He tried to pull a fuckin' knife on me. 677 00:38:08,189 --> 00:38:10,457 He's lucky I didn't mess him up royally. 678 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:11,959 You know what? 679 00:38:12,226 --> 00:38:14,929 You'll get this back with good behavior, you asshat. 680 00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:16,631 You guys, dammit. 681 00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:21,068 Why can't you-- j-- just-- just try and have a good time? 682 00:38:21,102 --> 00:38:22,703 We are havin' a good time. 683 00:38:26,774 --> 00:38:29,777 That's right. You can walk on clouds. 684 00:38:29,811 --> 00:38:32,412 - Yeah. - Nice, soft, fluffy clouds. 685 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,313 Okay. 686 00:38:34,682 --> 00:38:39,452 Yeah. Alright. You're alright. Good. 687 00:38:47,795 --> 00:38:48,796 Hey. 688 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:50,463 Yeah. 689 00:38:52,399 --> 00:38:55,937 Peter thinks he can get you and Holcomb tonight. 690 00:38:55,970 --> 00:38:58,506 The b-- both of y'all. 691 00:38:59,674 --> 00:39:00,875 What the fuck? 692 00:39:02,510 --> 00:39:03,611 Who does he think we are? 693 00:39:06,147 --> 00:39:09,382 Hey there, little lady. Where'd you come from? 694 00:39:09,416 --> 00:39:11,752 Well, sometimes I'm over there, 695 00:39:11,786 --> 00:39:13,754 sometimes I'm over here, 696 00:39:13,788 --> 00:39:16,023 and sometimes I'm up there. 697 00:39:16,691 --> 00:39:18,993 Alright, then, usually I'm just right here 698 00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:20,127 in this here chair. 699 00:39:20,161 --> 00:39:21,295 Well, you look lonely. 700 00:39:21,329 --> 00:39:24,464 I can teach you how to dance and you can dance with me. 701 00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:27,034 Yeah, okay. 702 00:39:55,997 --> 00:39:56,864 Hey. 703 00:39:56,898 --> 00:39:59,033 - You got room for one more? - Sure do. 704 00:40:01,569 --> 00:40:03,604 Hey, what's the ETA on that pizza? 705 00:40:03,638 --> 00:40:04,572 Hey, Sharon, here's a radical thought. 706 00:40:04,605 --> 00:40:06,473 If you want a pizza, just order it yourself. 707 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,227 Village Pizza. How can I help you? 708 00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:28,596 Hi, I'd like to place an order for delivery. 709 00:40:29,130 --> 00:40:30,765 Can you tell me the address? 710 00:40:30,798 --> 00:40:33,134 Um, yeah, hold on. 711 00:40:39,173 --> 00:40:41,943 450, Red Bank Road. 712 00:40:41,976 --> 00:40:43,945 We don't deliver outside the city limits. 713 00:40:43,978 --> 00:40:46,714 Oh, I understand. I can come pick it up. 714 00:40:46,847 --> 00:40:48,783 Okay. What do you want? 715 00:40:48,816 --> 00:40:50,518 Um, I would just like a pepperoni pizza 716 00:40:50,551 --> 00:40:51,719 and some bread sticks. 717 00:40:51,752 --> 00:40:53,087 Uh, we're out of pepperoni 718 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,589 due to the statewide pepperoni shortage. 719 00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:58,626 Um, cheese is fine. 720 00:41:00,027 --> 00:41:01,696 Name for the order? 721 00:41:02,063 --> 00:41:03,164 Sharon. 722 00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:05,498 Can you spell it? 723 00:41:05,533 --> 00:41:08,035 S-H-A-R-O-N. 724 00:41:08,202 --> 00:41:10,938 Okay, give us 10 to 45 minutes. 725 00:41:10,972 --> 00:41:12,506 Okay, great, thanks. 726 00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:15,042 For nothing. 727 00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:23,017 No. 728 00:41:23,217 --> 00:41:25,619 Okay, so check this out. 729 00:41:25,653 --> 00:41:27,922 - You are not gonna believe this. - What? 730 00:41:28,389 --> 00:41:31,792 George told me that Peter is gonna try to hook up 731 00:41:31,826 --> 00:41:33,728 with both of us tonight. 732 00:41:33,961 --> 00:41:36,496 Are you kidding me? Ugh! 733 00:41:36,664 --> 00:41:37,932 Uh, I literally made out with him. 734 00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:39,967 - No. - Whatever. 735 00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:42,770 I've got a plan. 736 00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:45,740 Well, in that case, let's hear it. 737 00:41:49,243 --> 00:41:51,045 ♪ Let's party ♪ 738 00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:54,281 ♪ Let's party ♪ 739 00:41:55,649 --> 00:41:57,151 ♪ Let's party ♪ 740 00:41:58,819 --> 00:42:00,621 ♪ Let's party ♪ 741 00:42:02,023 --> 00:42:03,657 ♪ Let's party ♪ 742 00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:06,894 ♪ Let's party ♪ 743 00:42:08,295 --> 00:42:09,897 ♪ Let's party ♪ 744 00:42:09,930 --> 00:42:11,665 You ladies wanna do some more dancing? 745 00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:13,000 Uh, we were actually hoping that you should 746 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:16,237 show us some dance moves... upstairs. 747 00:42:17,738 --> 00:42:19,607 Yes, absolutely. Let's go. 748 00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:25,780 Meow. 749 00:42:27,014 --> 00:42:28,182 Meow. 750 00:42:28,883 --> 00:42:30,017 Hey, Maggie? 751 00:42:32,286 --> 00:42:34,688 Hey, kiddo. Grown-up party got too boring? 752 00:42:34,722 --> 00:42:37,792 Actually, I'm looking for Glamourpuss. 753 00:42:37,825 --> 00:42:39,160 Right, I'm sure. Okay. 754 00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:41,796 Well, uh, be safe and uh, be clean. 755 00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:45,966 - Bye, Maggie. - Okay, have fun with the dust. 756 00:42:48,302 --> 00:42:49,737 What is she doing back there? 757 00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:51,939 Well, just playin' in dirt. I don't know. 758 00:42:51,972 --> 00:42:53,007 Kids. 759 00:42:55,743 --> 00:42:57,211 We're so glad you're into this, Peter. 760 00:42:57,244 --> 00:42:58,379 Oh, yes. 761 00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:00,247 Yeah, we're so lucky. 762 00:43:00,281 --> 00:43:01,782 Yeah, you really are. 763 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,752 I mean we've been thinking about it forever. 764 00:43:04,785 --> 00:43:06,053 - Really? - Mm-hm. 765 00:43:06,087 --> 00:43:09,223 About... each other... 766 00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:11,792 and you. 767 00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:13,094 - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 768 00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:19,366 But you have to let us have our way with you. 769 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,769 Oh, that's not a problem. Go for it, okay. 770 00:43:25,272 --> 00:43:26,874 What are y'all doing? 771 00:43:30,878 --> 00:43:32,046 Um... 772 00:43:39,954 --> 00:43:42,423 Okay. Um... 773 00:43:42,456 --> 00:43:45,326 Uh-- uh, yeah, alright, just put-- 774 00:43:45,359 --> 00:43:46,727 Put that right up there. 775 00:43:48,229 --> 00:43:50,064 God, you are like makin' all of my fantasies 776 00:43:50,097 --> 00:43:51,832 come true right now. 777 00:43:51,866 --> 00:43:53,067 And you have no idea. 778 00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:57,171 Shouldn't I be tyin' y'all up, instead of you tyin' me up, 779 00:43:57,204 --> 00:43:58,706 cause, I just-- Oh. 780 00:43:58,739 --> 00:44:00,274 No, we wanna do it this way. 781 00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:02,076 Oh, okay. 782 00:44:02,109 --> 00:44:04,245 We wanna show you our titties. 783 00:44:04,378 --> 00:44:06,313 - Alright, well... - Hmm. 784 00:44:06,347 --> 00:44:08,382 Whose do you wanna see first? 785 00:44:08,415 --> 00:44:10,918 Um, doesn't really matter to me. 786 00:44:10,951 --> 00:44:12,820 How about both at the same time? 787 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,355 Hmm. 788 00:44:15,823 --> 00:44:18,959 What if we get someone else to join in? 789 00:44:18,993 --> 00:44:21,729 Would you want Maggie or Sharon? 790 00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:22,763 If you asked me 10 times, 791 00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:24,431 I would say Maggie's name every fuckin' time. 792 00:44:24,465 --> 00:44:25,933 Like do you really think I wanna see Sharon's titties? 793 00:44:25,966 --> 00:44:27,468 Come on. Maggie. 794 00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:30,371 - We'll be right back. - Okay. Um... 795 00:44:36,043 --> 00:44:37,745 Alright, I'll just wait here. 796 00:44:41,882 --> 00:44:44,451 Yes. 797 00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:48,789 Oh, my God, I'm about to fuck three of the most 798 00:44:48,822 --> 00:44:51,892 bodacious bitches in Hackleburg history. 799 00:44:54,328 --> 00:44:55,863 I deserve this. 800 00:44:57,831 --> 00:45:00,801 And you certainly deserve this. Yeah. 801 00:45:06,874 --> 00:45:08,943 Oh, welcome back. 802 00:45:08,976 --> 00:45:10,945 - They're on their way. - Okay. 803 00:45:11,646 --> 00:45:13,881 Holcomb's trying to talk Maggie into it. 804 00:45:13,914 --> 00:45:14,815 Okay. 805 00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:16,884 Until then... 806 00:45:18,419 --> 00:45:22,389 Ooh, we should take it all off. 807 00:45:22,557 --> 00:45:24,225 I like the sound of that. That's fine with me. 808 00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:27,027 Mm-hm. 809 00:45:27,761 --> 00:45:29,997 It'll be better if nobody can hear you scream. 810 00:45:34,168 --> 00:45:36,170 Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. 811 00:45:37,071 --> 00:45:40,040 A little birdie told me you wanted to see some titties. 812 00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:42,843 We brought you the biggest ones in Alabama. 813 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:47,448 Take it in. Take it in. 814 00:45:47,481 --> 00:45:50,184 Isn't this what you wanted, huh? 815 00:45:50,585 --> 00:45:53,087 Isn't this what you wanted? 816 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,189 - Oh, look at that. - Fuck you, man! 817 00:45:55,222 --> 00:45:56,090 One of these days, 818 00:45:56,123 --> 00:45:58,025 whenever I get up out of this chair, 819 00:45:58,058 --> 00:46:00,995 I'mma plop 'em right on top of that red head of yours. 820 00:46:01,028 --> 00:46:02,830 What? They're bigger than mine. 821 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:05,199 Fuck you, Peter. 822 00:46:05,567 --> 00:46:07,134 Enjoy your alone time. 823 00:46:07,901 --> 00:46:09,870 Bye. 824 00:46:09,903 --> 00:46:11,573 Fuck you, man! 825 00:46:11,606 --> 00:46:13,508 Fucking piece of shit. 826 00:46:51,546 --> 00:46:53,581 What the fuck are you doing, man? 827 00:47:41,061 --> 00:47:43,230 War, damn, Seahawk! 828 00:47:43,263 --> 00:47:45,032 How did they leave him wide open? 829 00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:47,434 Must be painful being an A&M fan. 830 00:47:47,968 --> 00:47:49,504 Uh, you tell her, Neil. 831 00:47:49,738 --> 00:47:51,905 Oh, man, hell of a series by Barker there. 832 00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:54,041 Pouncin' on 'em like kittens on a string. 833 00:47:54,074 --> 00:47:56,310 Yeah, yeah. 834 00:47:56,778 --> 00:47:59,012 I don't know who would want to be a Commonwealth fan. 835 00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:00,247 Wanna go upstairs? 836 00:48:00,515 --> 00:48:02,584 Yeah. Okay. 837 00:48:02,617 --> 00:48:04,151 - Okay? - Yeah. 838 00:48:13,293 --> 00:48:14,495 Who's that? 839 00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:17,498 - What do you mean who's that? - Why is there an old man here? 840 00:48:17,532 --> 00:48:20,134 Oh, man, what a game! 841 00:48:20,869 --> 00:48:22,436 Why is he dressed like a referee? 842 00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:23,937 I don't know. 843 00:48:25,372 --> 00:48:27,408 Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. 844 00:48:40,722 --> 00:48:42,289 Hey, where you going? 845 00:48:42,690 --> 00:48:44,324 To pick up my pizza. 846 00:48:44,692 --> 00:48:47,194 God, it's just pizza. 847 00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:50,397 Hey, you're getting breadsticks? 848 00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,678 Stop it. No. 849 00:49:05,145 --> 00:49:06,581 Alright, well... 850 00:49:07,448 --> 00:49:09,383 let's just t--talk. 851 00:49:10,618 --> 00:49:12,319 - Just talk. - Mm-hm. 852 00:49:12,986 --> 00:49:14,955 - Alright, just talk. - Yeah. 853 00:49:17,157 --> 00:49:18,693 Sharon and I are done. 854 00:49:19,026 --> 00:49:22,229 You know, we should say anything to her or... 855 00:49:23,030 --> 00:49:27,401 I mean, she knows that we're-- we're over. 856 00:49:27,669 --> 00:49:31,639 Maybe I should. I've known her my whole life. 857 00:49:31,673 --> 00:49:32,707 Yeah. 858 00:49:32,907 --> 00:49:34,975 Never not told her anything. 859 00:49:36,410 --> 00:49:38,580 Fair, yeah. So, you wanna... 860 00:49:40,314 --> 00:49:42,182 t-- t-- take our time with it? 861 00:49:43,383 --> 00:49:45,753 - If that's okay. - Yeah. 862 00:49:45,787 --> 00:49:47,221 Okay. 863 00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:50,290 I r-- I really like you. 864 00:49:51,325 --> 00:49:52,760 I like you, too. 865 00:49:53,628 --> 00:49:56,430 - Thank you for understanding. - Of course. 866 00:50:48,415 --> 00:50:50,685 What the fuck, man! 867 00:50:57,892 --> 00:51:00,595 ♪ It's not for me It's for Anna ♪ 868 00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:04,566 ♪ And I'm sorry, what a pity ♪ 869 00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:06,834 ♪ There's nothing left For you and me ♪ 870 00:51:06,868 --> 00:51:11,204 ♪ Yes, I'm sorry, what a pity ♪ 871 00:51:11,238 --> 00:51:15,175 ♪ Come back tomorrow I'll see you next week ♪ 872 00:51:19,346 --> 00:51:22,316 ♪ And whatever you say ♪ 873 00:51:22,349 --> 00:51:24,819 ♪ No, I won't change my ways ♪ 874 00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:30,625 ♪ You know I don't feel guilty anyway ♪ 875 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:33,628 That's a silly picture. 876 00:51:35,863 --> 00:51:37,532 Yeah. 877 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:42,502 Maybe you should head downstairs 878 00:51:42,537 --> 00:51:45,506 before anyone gets suspicious. 879 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,675 I'll hang out here. 880 00:51:48,910 --> 00:51:50,778 - Probably a good idea. - Yeah. 881 00:51:55,182 --> 00:51:56,784 Boop. 882 00:52:00,287 --> 00:52:01,923 And as we reach halftime... 883 00:52:01,956 --> 00:52:04,358 Hey, you were in the bathroom for a really long time. 884 00:52:04,391 --> 00:52:06,360 Are you okay? 885 00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,428 Yeah, gross. Be a lady. 886 00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:10,430 Well, it's halftime, 887 00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:12,867 so can we please go to Catfish Cabin? 888 00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:15,870 Oh, wow, let me think about that. 889 00:52:15,903 --> 00:52:18,806 - Please. - Mm, mm, yes. 890 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,340 Really? 891 00:52:20,374 --> 00:52:21,408 - Yes. I said yes. - Do you wanna come? 892 00:52:21,441 --> 00:52:23,343 - I'm game. - Yeah! 893 00:52:23,377 --> 00:52:25,580 Okay. Ooh-wooh, Catfish Cabin! 894 00:52:25,613 --> 00:52:27,414 - Catfish Cabin. - Wooh! 895 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:31,619 Hey, ladies, y'all be safe, okay? 896 00:52:31,653 --> 00:52:33,855 And be sure to hurry back for the third quarter. 897 00:52:33,888 --> 00:52:36,423 That's when the game gets real fun. 898 00:52:51,973 --> 00:52:53,440 Hey. 899 00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:56,476 Peter, they still got you tied up in there? 900 00:52:57,011 --> 00:52:57,945 Peter? 901 00:52:59,013 --> 00:53:02,784 I just feel like you had it c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- 902 00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:07,588 C-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- 903 00:53:07,622 --> 00:53:09,857 C-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- 904 00:53:11,258 --> 00:53:13,928 c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- 905 00:53:30,044 --> 00:53:31,311 Oh! 906 00:53:32,013 --> 00:53:34,515 Fuck, man! What the fuck! 907 00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:35,983 Hackleburgians, 908 00:53:36,017 --> 00:53:38,385 we invite you to come try the new Catfish Cabin. 909 00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,587 It's great. 910 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:40,988 If you don't believe us, listen to these folks tell you 911 00:53:41,022 --> 00:53:43,423 why we're catfishtastic. 912 00:53:43,558 --> 00:53:46,627 I can't wait to have my birthday at Catfish Cabin. 913 00:53:46,928 --> 00:53:49,030 Catfish Cabin is the best place in town 914 00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:50,698 to bring your entire family. 915 00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:52,567 Everyone should come and eat here. 916 00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:55,937 - Oh, we love Catfish Cabin! - Oh, we love Catfish Cabin! 917 00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:58,472 - This is our favorite restaurant. - This is our favorite diner. 918 00:53:58,606 --> 00:54:00,808 I like their lemon meringue pie. 919 00:54:00,842 --> 00:54:02,409 I like their nanner pudding. 920 00:54:03,276 --> 00:54:05,513 - We both love desserts. - We both love desserts. 921 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,015 They have the best catfish in the country. 922 00:54:08,116 --> 00:54:10,350 And they have great corndogs, too. 923 00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,553 We come here every Saturday to watch some football games. 924 00:54:12,587 --> 00:54:13,453 Go, Seahawks! 925 00:54:13,755 --> 00:54:15,523 - Go, Catfish Cabin. - Go, Catfish Cabin. 926 00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:20,293 - We love Catfish Cabin! - We love Catfish Cabin! 927 00:54:20,828 --> 00:54:22,697 - We want you to come! - We want you to come! 928 00:54:23,598 --> 00:54:24,966 Bring your grandma. 929 00:54:24,999 --> 00:54:26,734 Come try our hush puppies and nanner puddin', 930 00:54:26,768 --> 00:54:28,069 located off Highway 17 in Hackleburg, 931 00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:29,103 next to Lone Pine Mall. 932 00:54:29,137 --> 00:54:30,705 Now at locations in Hartselle and Sulligent. 933 00:54:36,511 --> 00:54:38,579 - Thank you. - Thank you, sir. 934 00:54:38,746 --> 00:54:40,681 Hey, y'all let me know if you need anything else, okay? 935 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:45,920 ♪ 59 miles to Jacksonville ♪ 936 00:54:45,953 --> 00:54:49,056 ♪ Riding together Between the lines ♪ 937 00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:52,359 ♪ You and me on I-95 ♪ 938 00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:56,931 ♪ 59 miles to Jacksonville ♪ 939 00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:59,600 So, how did things go earlier? 940 00:54:59,634 --> 00:55:01,501 Oh, it was pretty awkward. 941 00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:04,539 I wouldn't even kiss him. 942 00:55:04,839 --> 00:55:07,008 - You didn't kiss him? - No! 943 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:09,777 Why do I feel like you're lying? 944 00:55:10,310 --> 00:55:11,946 I swear to God I'm not lying. 945 00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:13,748 I feel like I just need to get 946 00:55:13,781 --> 00:55:15,583 Sharon's permission first, or something. 947 00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:17,585 - She's my friend. - Her permission? 948 00:55:18,351 --> 00:55:21,622 ♪ Raindrops began to cover our windshield ♪ 949 00:55:21,656 --> 00:55:23,858 ♪ From a misty morning sky ♪ 950 00:55:23,891 --> 00:55:26,527 You know, you guys are my best friends. 951 00:55:27,094 --> 00:55:28,495 - Aw! - Aw! 952 00:55:28,529 --> 00:55:29,462 I mean it. 953 00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:31,566 Today's been one of the best days of my life. 954 00:55:31,599 --> 00:55:33,466 - Really? - Yeah. 955 00:55:33,668 --> 00:55:35,603 Maybe we can do this again next week. 956 00:55:37,538 --> 00:55:40,373 Mm, maybe. 957 00:55:43,878 --> 00:55:45,146 And we're back, folks, 958 00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:48,649 with 9 minutes and 32 seconds remaining in the third quarter. 959 00:55:48,683 --> 00:55:51,552 Tobe, Tennessee A&M is very much in this ball game. 960 00:55:51,586 --> 00:55:53,654 What do they need to finish strong? 961 00:55:53,688 --> 00:55:55,790 I think I should go check on Peter. 962 00:55:56,624 --> 00:55:57,792 What for? 963 00:55:57,825 --> 00:56:00,628 I'm sure he's already got George up there untyin' him. 964 00:56:01,195 --> 00:56:02,563 Hmm. 965 00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:29,422 Peter, it's Angela. 966 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:35,162 Come on, I'm gonna try to apologize. 967 00:56:39,634 --> 00:56:42,703 God, you're such a dick. Okay, fine! Fine! 968 00:56:44,105 --> 00:56:45,840 You can see my titties. 969 00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:48,743 Angela? 970 00:56:49,744 --> 00:56:50,978 Angela! 971 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,850 - What? Oh, my God. - Angela, right behind you! 972 00:57:04,692 --> 00:57:07,561 That's a 15-yard penalty on Angela 973 00:57:07,662 --> 00:57:10,731 for stayin' in an abusive relationship. 974 00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:14,669 You know, we're lucky. 975 00:57:15,236 --> 00:57:18,806 It's the seventh year in a row since the last murder spree. 976 00:57:19,006 --> 00:57:21,075 I wouldn't call us lucky. 977 00:57:21,175 --> 00:57:24,145 It had nothin' to do with us. We were like 15 the last time. 978 00:57:24,378 --> 00:57:26,113 The last time what? 979 00:57:26,247 --> 00:57:28,916 The last time Jack Harding went on a murder spree. 980 00:57:29,717 --> 00:57:30,885 It's true. 981 00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:32,520 He's the boogeyman of Hackleburg. 982 00:57:33,054 --> 00:57:35,022 He's killed at least 50 people. 983 00:57:35,056 --> 00:57:37,224 And he only comes out on the third Saturday 984 00:57:37,258 --> 00:57:38,458 in October. 985 00:57:38,893 --> 00:57:40,594 You know, that's today, right? 986 00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:42,697 What does he do the rest of the time? 987 00:57:43,030 --> 00:57:45,099 Alright, here's Fanning under center. 988 00:57:45,132 --> 00:57:46,901 Takes a snap and drops back. 989 00:57:46,934 --> 00:57:48,102 - Oh, fuck! - He's looking to go deep. 990 00:57:48,135 --> 00:57:49,103 - Oh, no! - He has a man open. 991 00:57:49,136 --> 00:57:51,105 - No! No, no, no, no! - He's got 'em! 992 00:57:51,205 --> 00:57:54,709 - What a catch! - Son-of-a-bitch! 993 00:57:56,844 --> 00:57:58,546 We need to see the replay for this one. 994 00:57:59,246 --> 00:58:02,216 No, thank you, I do not want to see the replay. 995 00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:03,851 We're good. 996 00:58:05,953 --> 00:58:06,887 Hey, guys. 997 00:58:07,021 --> 00:58:08,723 Oh hey, Sharon. 998 00:58:09,290 --> 00:58:11,759 Look at this nice tight spiral. 999 00:58:11,959 --> 00:58:14,095 Fanning takes the snap and he fumbles it! 1000 00:58:14,128 --> 00:58:15,796 This pizza's ice cold. 1001 00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,098 It was cold by the time I picked it up, 1002 00:58:17,131 --> 00:58:19,033 and now it might as well be frozen. 1003 00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:22,670 Well hell, just go heat it up in the oven. 1004 00:58:22,770 --> 00:58:24,538 I'm sure Peter won't mind. 1005 00:58:24,572 --> 00:58:26,774 And if he does, he can suck it. 1006 00:58:28,009 --> 00:58:30,277 Good idea, Lester. You think of everything. 1007 00:59:04,812 --> 00:59:06,747 And it's so good to see John Rider 1008 00:59:06,781 --> 00:59:07,815 back on the field 1009 00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:09,750 after being suspended for the last two games 1010 00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:11,719 after a reckless driving charge. 1011 00:59:12,353 --> 00:59:13,854 Where is everyone? 1012 00:59:14,155 --> 00:59:15,856 Uh, Let's see. 1013 00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:18,826 George vanished upstairs a long time ago. 1014 00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:22,897 Angela went to hook up with Peter. 1015 00:59:24,265 --> 00:59:26,867 And Holcomb and Maggie went to Catfish Cabin 1016 00:59:26,901 --> 00:59:27,902 with the kid. 1017 00:59:29,336 --> 00:59:31,305 What a night. I'm starving. 1018 00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:34,875 What, you don't like cold pizza? 1019 00:59:35,376 --> 00:59:38,312 There's literally nothing worse than cold pizza. 1020 00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:49,323 I'm gonna heat it up 1021 00:59:49,356 --> 00:59:51,125 so the cheese is meltin' off each slice. 1022 00:59:51,158 --> 00:59:52,827 It's gonna be so good. 1023 00:59:53,494 --> 00:59:56,897 Heck, don't get it too hot. You'll burn it. 1024 00:59:57,331 --> 00:59:59,366 I won't burn it. I love it hot. 1025 01:00:00,701 --> 01:00:02,736 Say, I'd love a slice. 1026 01:00:02,903 --> 01:00:05,039 Sure. You guys can have some. 1027 01:00:05,072 --> 01:00:06,373 None for me. 1028 01:00:07,408 --> 01:00:09,076 I don't eat pizza. 1029 01:00:09,844 --> 01:00:12,246 Got it. More for me. 1030 01:00:12,947 --> 01:00:13,848 Hey! 1031 01:00:13,881 --> 01:00:16,217 Sounds like a rainstorms are comin' in. 1032 01:00:17,184 --> 01:00:20,888 Hope not. I hate rain. 1033 01:00:20,988 --> 01:00:22,323 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1034 01:00:36,904 --> 01:00:40,374 Fuck. I can't do anything right. 1035 01:00:48,849 --> 01:00:50,751 Dang, I guess she done burned herself 1036 01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:51,986 with that pizza. 1037 01:00:52,119 --> 01:00:54,054 I told her she was gonna get it too hot. 1038 01:00:54,623 --> 01:00:57,358 That's definitely why I don't eat pizza. 1039 01:01:22,183 --> 01:01:24,885 - Oh, man. Shit. - Oh, horseshit! 1040 01:01:24,919 --> 01:01:27,054 What an incredible play by the Commonwealth! 1041 01:01:27,087 --> 01:01:28,322 Damn it. 1042 01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:30,124 I think these refs are bein' paid. 1043 01:01:30,157 --> 01:01:32,893 I don't know. Maybe. 1044 01:01:53,914 --> 01:01:55,015 Oh, God! 1045 01:01:55,449 --> 01:01:57,318 - Well, hell. - We oughtta help her. 1046 01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:00,254 That sounds like a job for you, Neil. 1047 01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:01,488 I'm on it. 1048 01:02:05,025 --> 01:02:07,861 Hey, bring me a slice if there's any left. 1049 01:02:25,446 --> 01:02:27,314 Hello, Sharon! 1050 01:02:30,351 --> 01:02:32,086 Earth to Sharon. 1051 01:02:32,219 --> 01:02:34,054 Come in, Sharon. 1052 01:02:42,997 --> 01:02:48,168 That's 15-yard penalty on Sharon for burning the pizza. 1053 01:02:55,109 --> 01:02:57,311 Seriously, where are you? 1054 01:03:02,016 --> 01:03:05,352 She burnt the pizza to a crisp, but I can't find her. 1055 01:03:06,153 --> 01:03:09,356 Heck, she must be so embarrassed that she's hidin' away. 1056 01:03:09,390 --> 01:03:10,592 I'm attorney Alex Shunnarah. 1057 01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:13,060 I can't be pushed around, cause I carry one of these. 1058 01:03:13,093 --> 01:03:15,029 - Hey, Neil. - Yeah, buddy. 1059 01:03:15,062 --> 01:03:17,865 I hate to bother you, but I gotta go pee. 1060 01:03:18,465 --> 01:03:20,000 Yeah, no problem, my friend. 1061 01:03:20,034 --> 01:03:22,136 I'll just wheel you over to the bathroom. 1062 01:03:22,169 --> 01:03:26,206 Neil, Neil, buddy, the bathroom, it's upstairs. 1063 01:03:29,176 --> 01:03:30,344 Oh! 1064 01:03:30,377 --> 01:03:31,945 Took everyone in this room to get you up the stairs. 1065 01:03:31,979 --> 01:03:34,014 I can't do this myself! 1066 01:03:34,048 --> 01:03:36,183 Now is not the time for semantics, Neil! 1067 01:03:36,216 --> 01:03:37,951 Maybe we should go untie Peter. 1068 01:03:37,985 --> 01:03:39,453 - Where's George? - No! 1069 01:03:39,486 --> 01:03:41,388 We can do this! 1070 01:03:41,523 --> 01:03:43,924 We? What do you have, a rat in your pocket? 1071 01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:45,459 Maybe I do, Neil! 1072 01:03:47,595 --> 01:03:49,096 We need help! 1073 01:03:49,631 --> 01:03:51,965 You, me, and the rat in your pocket. 1074 01:03:54,068 --> 01:03:56,937 Hey, guys, we got an injured player down here! 1075 01:03:58,472 --> 01:03:59,373 Guys? 1076 01:03:59,406 --> 01:04:02,109 Who doesn't have a bathroom downstairs? 1077 01:04:02,744 --> 01:04:04,978 Yeah, just like fuckin' Peter to put his bathroom upstairs. 1078 01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:06,146 George? 1079 01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:07,281 He can blame his meemaw all he wants. 1080 01:04:07,314 --> 01:04:10,150 Peter? Can you guys hear me? 1081 01:04:10,184 --> 01:04:12,953 Neil, the game is back on! I'm missin' it! 1082 01:04:13,354 --> 01:04:15,322 They can't win unless I'm watchin'! 1083 01:04:16,457 --> 01:04:19,093 Hello, Georgie! 1084 01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:21,095 Neil! 1085 01:04:22,096 --> 01:04:24,298 Hold on just a minute, Lester. 1086 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,535 Come help me up, so I can watch the game. 1087 01:04:27,569 --> 01:04:29,503 They're going to get a chance to prove it. 1088 01:04:29,537 --> 01:04:32,473 Tobe, I see we've got a flag on the play. 1089 01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,676 Definitely not a good way to start this drive. 1090 01:04:34,709 --> 01:04:37,211 Oh, hello there. You gonna give me a hand? 1091 01:04:40,013 --> 01:04:42,249 Hey, that's my pocket knife. 1092 01:04:47,522 --> 01:04:48,922 Neil! 1093 01:04:48,956 --> 01:04:51,458 - Hello? - Neil! 1094 01:04:52,993 --> 01:04:55,496 Neil, there's some bastard with a knife coming 1095 01:04:55,530 --> 01:04:57,131 up the stairs! 1096 01:04:57,164 --> 01:04:58,666 - Neil? - Guys? 1097 01:04:58,700 --> 01:04:59,734 I don't think he means 1098 01:04:59,768 --> 01:05:01,201 - funny business. - We could use your help. 1099 01:05:07,274 --> 01:05:09,276 Oh, my goodness! Oh. 1100 01:05:14,415 --> 01:05:16,551 I'm gonna yak. 1101 01:05:18,318 --> 01:05:21,455 Neil! Neil! 1102 01:05:21,689 --> 01:05:24,592 Deep down field to Billings and... 1103 01:05:24,692 --> 01:05:26,026 Neil! 1104 01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:28,462 Neil! 1105 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:35,936 Get yourself together, Neil. Okay. 1106 01:05:39,273 --> 01:05:40,941 Unhand me! 1107 01:05:45,212 --> 01:05:46,980 Oh, my God. 1108 01:05:47,014 --> 01:05:48,650 How dare you? 1109 01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:50,050 Lester! 1110 01:05:59,426 --> 01:06:00,528 Oh my god. 1111 01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:25,085 Neil! 1112 01:06:25,854 --> 01:06:28,623 Neil, things ain't soundin' too good up there. 1113 01:06:29,456 --> 01:06:31,058 Neil! 1114 01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:33,260 Kickers are known for getting in their own head... 1115 01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:35,095 Maybe y'all are just playin' some kinda prank 1116 01:06:35,128 --> 01:06:36,631 on poor old Lester. 1117 01:06:37,431 --> 01:06:38,633 Neil! 1118 01:06:40,602 --> 01:06:41,502 Oh, no! 1119 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:47,407 I've got to get out of here. 1120 01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:51,278 Okay, remember Neil's words. 1121 01:06:52,279 --> 01:06:55,249 I am one with the universe. 1122 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:58,553 I can walk on clouds. 1123 01:07:00,187 --> 01:07:03,090 I am one with the universe. 1124 01:07:03,423 --> 01:07:06,193 I can walk on clouds. 1125 01:07:15,737 --> 01:07:16,604 Oh! 1126 01:07:55,543 --> 01:07:57,210 ♪ I'm not the one ♪ 1127 01:07:57,444 --> 01:08:00,782 ♪ I'm not moving Moving, moving me ♪ 1128 01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:03,250 Alright, I'm gonna put PJ to bed and I'll be over later. 1129 01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:05,653 Okay. I'm sure George will be thrilled. 1130 01:08:06,253 --> 01:08:08,656 - Goodnight, Holcomb. - Goodnight. 1131 01:08:08,756 --> 01:08:11,191 - You be good, okay? - Okay. 1132 01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:13,360 You're special. 1133 01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:14,796 So are you. 1134 01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:17,230 - Alright, I'll see you. - Bye! 1135 01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:18,332 Bye! 1136 01:08:22,570 --> 01:08:25,640 Do you think it'd be okay if I stay up and watch my movie? 1137 01:08:25,673 --> 01:08:28,208 Mm, I don't know, kiddo. It's way past your bedtime. 1138 01:08:30,612 --> 01:08:32,412 Just moments ago, A&M... 1139 01:08:32,446 --> 01:08:35,349 Hello? Guys? 1140 01:08:36,951 --> 01:08:38,352 Guys? 1141 01:08:38,452 --> 01:08:40,187 And that would really mean a lot to me 1142 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:42,222 if I didn't know that the world was controlled 1143 01:08:42,255 --> 01:08:43,524 by lizard people... 1144 01:08:43,558 --> 01:08:45,560 What the hell is going on? 1145 01:08:47,327 --> 01:08:48,462 Guys? 1146 01:08:48,997 --> 01:08:50,732 Guys, is everyone okay? 1147 01:08:56,804 --> 01:08:58,472 Is Lester okay? 1148 01:09:00,842 --> 01:09:02,142 Guys? 1149 01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:08,583 Hello? 1150 01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:19,426 What the hell did you guys do? 1151 01:09:21,596 --> 01:09:23,965 Holcomb, please untie me... 1152 01:09:23,998 --> 01:09:27,300 Peter. Holy cow, holy cow, holy cow. 1153 01:09:27,669 --> 01:09:29,704 Okay, wait. Oh, wait, hold on. 1154 01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:36,611 Oh, I just-- I can't-- Oh, my God, oh, my God. 1155 01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:40,982 Holcomb, we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1156 01:09:41,015 --> 01:09:42,482 What did you guys do? 1157 01:09:47,522 --> 01:09:49,924 What the hell? I can't take-- 1158 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,928 What the fuck, man? 1159 01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:58,800 Oh shit! Oh, shit! God damn it! 1160 01:10:00,902 --> 01:10:02,804 Oh! Oh, sh-- 1161 01:10:04,772 --> 01:10:06,473 Oh! Oh, fuck! 1162 01:10:40,307 --> 01:10:42,543 Welcome back to the Witching Hour. 1163 01:10:42,577 --> 01:10:45,580 Now, we're going to take a trip down memory lane. 1164 01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:16,577 Alabama Mobile has called their last timeout. 1165 01:11:16,611 --> 01:11:18,646 They're gonna have time to take one more shot 1166 01:11:18,679 --> 01:11:19,547 at the end zone. 1167 01:11:19,580 --> 01:11:21,448 You can feel the nervous energy here. 1168 01:11:21,481 --> 01:11:24,552 These Commonwealth people are four seconds away 1169 01:11:24,585 --> 01:11:26,554 from ending nine years of misery. 1170 01:11:26,587 --> 01:11:28,623 We'll return to Randy Hale Memorial Stadium 1171 01:11:28,656 --> 01:11:30,423 after this commercial break. 1172 01:11:40,735 --> 01:11:43,470 You can't kill Peter fucking O'Toole, baby. 1173 01:11:43,503 --> 01:11:45,438 I'm outta here. Oh, fuck! 1174 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:46,741 Oh, no, no, no, no, come on! 1175 01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:49,977 Oh, motherfucker. What the fuck are you doin'? 1176 01:11:50,011 --> 01:11:52,379 Sh-- 1177 01:11:52,412 --> 01:11:54,515 Fuck! What the fuck! 1178 01:12:01,789 --> 01:12:05,860 ...you can test drive the all new 1995... 1179 01:12:06,227 --> 01:12:10,731 The only location in the state where it's available right now. 1180 01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:14,635 Come on down to Bigelow Delhun 1181 01:12:14,669 --> 01:12:16,904 just three rights past the Bronco Burger 1182 01:12:16,938 --> 01:12:18,139 on County Road 2. 1183 01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:19,941 We're the only business out there, 1184 01:12:19,974 --> 01:12:21,742 it's hard to miss us. 1185 01:12:21,876 --> 01:12:25,613 And ask for Jeff, but if you see Cindy first, 1186 01:12:25,646 --> 01:12:26,581 don't bother. 1187 01:12:26,614 --> 01:12:28,850 Tune into Channel 2 News at 10:00 p.m. 1188 01:12:28,883 --> 01:12:31,853 with anchors Linda Brock and Gordon Long. 1189 01:12:31,953 --> 01:12:34,922 As well as meteorologist Vicki Culpepper 1190 01:12:34,956 --> 01:12:37,457 and sports anchor Ryan Graham. 1191 01:12:39,426 --> 01:12:41,929 Here we go, partner. This is it! 1192 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:44,098 Barker takes the snap. 1193 01:12:44,198 --> 01:12:46,100 He's looking, looking to the end zone. 1194 01:12:46,133 --> 01:12:47,500 He lets it fly! 1195 01:12:48,501 --> 01:12:52,439 Touchdown! Touchdown! 1196 01:12:52,707 --> 01:12:54,809 Cordell Billings caught it! 1197 01:12:55,142 --> 01:12:58,512 Alabama Mobile has won the game! 1198 01:13:00,081 --> 01:13:05,653 What a finish! What a game! What a third Saturday! 1199 01:13:06,053 --> 01:13:08,656 The Mobile fans here are going crazy! 1200 01:13:08,689 --> 01:13:09,557 It's bedlam. 1201 01:13:09,590 --> 01:13:11,626 They're storming out onto the field. 1202 01:13:12,059 --> 01:13:15,696 They're not gonna keep 'em off the field tonight, Roger. 1203 01:13:16,931 --> 01:13:18,699 Are you gonna be gone all night? 1204 01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:20,534 No, I'm just goin' next door to say bye. 1205 01:13:20,568 --> 01:13:21,369 I'll be right back. 1206 01:13:21,401 --> 01:13:23,070 Well, I'm gonna get a little scared 1207 01:13:23,104 --> 01:13:24,805 being here by myself. 1208 01:13:24,839 --> 01:13:26,574 You have nothin' to be scared of. 1209 01:13:26,607 --> 01:13:29,010 - It's okay. - What about Jack Harding? 1210 01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:31,045 Holcomb was just messing with you. 1211 01:13:31,078 --> 01:13:33,514 Jack Harding died a long time ago. 1212 01:13:33,614 --> 01:13:36,017 Mm, let's say hypothetically, 1213 01:13:36,050 --> 01:13:39,053 if he actually came, what should I do? 1214 01:13:39,353 --> 01:13:41,555 If Jack Harding actually came here, 1215 01:13:42,623 --> 01:13:44,058 take these two fingers, 1216 01:13:44,091 --> 01:13:46,093 you jab 'em right into his eyeballs 1217 01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:47,929 stab really far back, 1218 01:13:47,962 --> 01:13:50,131 and then you're gonna karate-chop him in his throat 1219 01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:51,999 like that, so he can't breathe, 1220 01:13:52,033 --> 01:13:53,601 and then you kick him in the balls, 1221 01:13:53,634 --> 01:13:54,902 and then you take the sharpest thing 1222 01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:58,072 you could find, and stab him. 1223 01:13:58,105 --> 01:13:59,840 - Okay? - Okay. 1224 01:13:59,941 --> 01:14:01,709 Or you probably don't have to do that, 1225 01:14:01,742 --> 01:14:03,945 cause I would never let anything happen to you, okay? 1226 01:14:03,978 --> 01:14:06,180 Just leave it all to me. I got you. 1227 01:14:06,614 --> 01:14:08,616 - Same. - Okay. 1228 01:14:11,719 --> 01:14:12,820 Be back in a jiff. 1229 01:14:14,956 --> 01:14:16,157 - Hey, Maggs. - Mm-hm? 1230 01:14:16,657 --> 01:14:18,192 Thanks for the catfish. 1231 01:14:19,126 --> 01:14:19,961 You got it. 1232 01:14:19,994 --> 01:14:22,029 Plenty more catfish dinners to come. 1233 01:15:12,146 --> 01:15:14,548 Did we win? 1234 01:15:14,582 --> 01:15:17,952 ...pick up a sack full today. Three locations... 1235 01:15:17,985 --> 01:15:19,020 Peter? 1236 01:15:23,124 --> 01:15:25,059 Lester got his revenge, huh? 1237 01:15:25,926 --> 01:15:27,628 Very nice work. 1238 01:15:28,062 --> 01:15:30,197 Big insurance companies work very hard to make sure 1239 01:15:30,231 --> 01:15:31,665 you don't get a fair settlement. 1240 01:15:31,699 --> 01:15:32,867 I'm attorney Alex Shunnarah. 1241 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:36,103 I can't be pushed around cause I carry one of these. 1242 01:15:36,137 --> 01:15:37,938 Pick up the phone and call us. 1243 01:15:37,972 --> 01:15:39,907 - Call him! - Call him! 1244 01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:41,308 It's really all I can offer. 1245 01:15:43,310 --> 01:15:44,345 Peter? 1246 01:15:44,378 --> 01:15:46,313 Don't let the insurance company push you around. 1247 01:15:46,347 --> 01:15:47,948 - Call me and I'll be... - Peter? 1248 01:15:49,817 --> 01:15:51,819 Tune into Channel 2 News at 10:00 p.m.-- 1249 01:15:52,987 --> 01:15:55,022 With anchors Linda Brock... 1250 01:15:58,392 --> 01:16:00,961 Holcomb? [panting] 1251 01:16:00,995 --> 01:16:02,063 Hello, Alabamians, this is... 1252 01:16:02,096 --> 01:16:06,801 Faye Moss with an important campaign message. 1253 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:09,870 My opponent Dean Klooster recently admitted 1254 01:16:09,904 --> 01:16:12,940 he's been in therapy for over 30 years. 1255 01:16:13,174 --> 01:16:15,276 As your Governor, I want you to know that 1256 01:16:15,309 --> 01:16:17,678 I have never, nor will I ever, 1257 01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:19,947 step foot in a therapists office... 1258 01:16:38,399 --> 01:16:39,366 I-- I don't know what's goin' on. 1259 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,802 I just got here, all my friends are dead, please. 1260 01:16:46,774 --> 01:16:47,708 PJ. 1261 01:17:12,733 --> 01:17:14,401 PJ! 1262 01:17:14,435 --> 01:17:15,302 PJ! 1263 01:17:47,134 --> 01:17:48,202 PJ? 1264 01:17:56,277 --> 01:17:57,278 PJ? 1265 01:18:02,049 --> 01:18:03,017 PJ? 1266 01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:17,932 I killed him! I killed him! 1267 01:18:17,965 --> 01:18:20,401 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I wasn't here. 1268 01:18:20,901 --> 01:18:23,304 That-- that's-- that's not right. 1269 01:18:23,470 --> 01:18:25,906 PJ, go, run to the car, run! 1270 01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:34,942 He's a zombie. He's a zombie. He's a zombie! 1271 01:19:37,011 --> 01:19:37,911 Fuck! 1272 01:20:12,246 --> 01:20:15,149 PJ, knife. Run, PJ, go! 1273 01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:32,933 Oh. 1274 01:20:35,936 --> 01:20:37,237 How's it goin', Winston? 1275 01:20:41,543 --> 01:20:42,943 Thanks. 1276 01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:44,612 Lot of bodies in there, man. 1277 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,949 B-- bodies? Like dead bodies? 1278 01:20:51,151 --> 01:20:53,521 Happy third fucking Saturday in October. 1279 01:20:55,322 --> 01:20:56,890 Help! Help! 1280 01:20:58,325 --> 01:21:00,461 There's a zombie in my friend's house! 1281 01:21:41,268 --> 01:21:43,070 What the fuck is goin' on? 1282 01:21:48,308 --> 01:21:50,512 As Harding's undead corpse bleeds out 1283 01:21:50,545 --> 01:21:52,980 on Maggie's living room floor, 1284 01:21:53,013 --> 01:21:56,651 news of his latest killing spree spreads like brushfire 1285 01:21:56,684 --> 01:21:58,385 throughout Hackleburg. 1286 01:21:58,485 --> 01:22:01,054 Typically, this would be front-page news 1287 01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:03,023 across the state of Alabama. 1288 01:22:03,056 --> 01:22:05,593 Only today is the third Saturday in October 1289 01:22:05,627 --> 01:22:06,694 and breaking news 1290 01:22:06,728 --> 01:22:09,531 from Coach Amos Redd's postgame press conference 1291 01:22:09,564 --> 01:22:11,131 quickly takes center stage. 1292 01:22:11,165 --> 01:22:13,133 ...little bit of emotion. 1293 01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:14,636 And I tell you that at the end 1294 01:22:14,669 --> 01:22:16,704 of this collegiate football season 1295 01:22:16,738 --> 01:22:18,238 I have decided to retire. 1296 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:22,209 When that uh, final whistle blows, 1297 01:22:22,242 --> 01:22:24,712 I would have coached 25 years 1298 01:22:24,746 --> 01:22:26,714 here at the University of Alabama Mobile 1299 01:22:26,748 --> 01:22:29,116 and um-- 1300 01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:32,453 In that 25 years, I have uh, been the proud papa 1301 01:22:32,486 --> 01:22:37,090 of five national titles and um, 1302 01:22:37,124 --> 01:22:40,461 11 Southland Conference winning teams, 1303 01:22:40,494 --> 01:22:42,664 and I am so proud of every one of 'em. 1304 01:22:44,231 --> 01:22:48,670 Now, um, as Sir Isaac Newton once said... 1305 01:22:49,169 --> 01:22:52,372 "If it seems as I can see further, then--" 1306 01:22:52,406 --> 01:22:55,409 And as the Amos Redd era ends in Mobile. 1307 01:22:55,442 --> 01:22:58,212 So, too, does this chapter of the third Saturday 1308 01:22:58,245 --> 01:22:59,614 in October. 1309 01:22:59,647 --> 01:23:04,218 The story, however, has only just begun. 1310 01:23:06,153 --> 01:23:07,755 Imma let you handle this. 1311 01:23:09,456 --> 01:23:12,059 You have to keep them separated, okay? 1312 01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:13,728 Keep them away from each other! 1313 01:23:13,761 --> 01:23:15,530 Just get them upstairs to surgery now! 1314 01:23:15,563 --> 01:23:18,165 Sir. Sir. Sir, this is Jack Harding. 1315 01:23:18,198 --> 01:23:19,233 The man barely has a pulse. 1316 01:23:19,266 --> 01:23:21,769 And if you ask me, we should let this monster die. 1317 01:23:21,803 --> 01:23:23,805 Do I look like Jack Kevorkian to you? 1318 01:23:23,838 --> 01:23:26,574 Get this man upstairs, so I can work my magic. 1319 01:23:26,674 --> 01:23:28,743 C'mon, where's this damn elevator? 1320 01:23:28,776 --> 01:23:30,745 Oh, yo, come on, doc, man, this man is done. 1321 01:23:30,778 --> 01:23:32,747 He's already dead, he's got a knife in his face! 1322 01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:34,481 Don't look at it, it makes it worse. 1323 01:23:34,516 --> 01:23:35,550 Come on! 1324 01:23:36,283 --> 01:23:38,753 It's okay, kiddo. You go take the stairs. 1325 01:23:43,223 --> 01:23:45,392 You're gonna need this. 1326 01:23:45,425 --> 01:23:47,494 We put a man on the moon, we can't get a faster elevator. 1327 01:23:49,797 --> 01:23:51,064 Come on, come on! 1328 01:23:51,164 --> 01:23:52,366 Alright, let's go. 1329 01:23:58,138 --> 01:23:59,741 Just get in here, come on! 1330 01:24:01,475 --> 01:24:04,546 Ladies and gentlemen, this is my defining moment. 1331 01:24:11,184 --> 01:24:12,754 What's up with this damn elevator? 1332 01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:57,464 You know, you're handling this really well for a little girl. 1333 01:24:58,131 --> 01:25:00,568 Yeah, I can deal with conflict. 1334 01:25:00,602 --> 01:25:02,904 Well, don't worry. 1335 01:25:02,937 --> 01:25:05,707 That bad man's not gonna hurt anybody else. 1336 01:25:05,740 --> 01:25:06,874 He's as good as dead. 1337 01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:10,578 Yeah, right. He'll never be dead. 1338 01:25:34,702 --> 01:25:38,806 ♪ Moon shining down ♪ 1339 01:25:42,777 --> 01:25:46,413 ♪ Through the cracks ♪ 1340 01:25:49,951 --> 01:25:54,656 ♪ On the shadowy wooden floors ♪ 1341 01:25:56,557 --> 01:26:01,929 ♪ Somewhere in a dream ♪ 1342 01:26:01,963 --> 01:26:06,233 ♪ I'll climb the stairs ♪ 1343 01:26:10,270 --> 01:26:14,241 ♪ With the missing steps ♪ 1344 01:26:15,977 --> 01:26:18,846 ♪ If I fall ♪ 1345 01:26:20,014 --> 01:26:23,718 ♪ I'll just fall in love ♪ 1346 01:26:24,052 --> 01:26:26,821 ♪ With you ♪ 1347 01:26:34,428 --> 01:26:37,264 ♪ The evening ♪ 1348 01:26:39,634 --> 01:26:44,304 ♪ Summer breeze ♪ 1349 01:26:46,574 --> 01:26:51,478 ♪ Met the skin ♪ 1350 01:26:54,515 --> 01:26:58,452 ♪ And made the heart sing ♪ 1351 01:27:00,655 --> 01:27:06,259 ♪ Somewhere in a dream ♪ 1352 01:27:06,293 --> 01:27:10,397 ♪ I'll climb the stairs ♪ 1353 01:27:14,001 --> 01:27:18,438 ♪ With the missing steps ♪ 1354 01:27:19,941 --> 01:27:23,511 ♪ If I fall ♪ 1355 01:27:23,911 --> 01:27:27,915 ♪ I'll just fall in love ♪ 1356 01:27:28,049 --> 01:27:30,952 ♪ With you ♪ 1357 01:27:52,006 --> 01:27:55,710 ♪ And the rain began to fall ♪ 1358 01:27:55,743 --> 01:27:59,881 ♪ In reverse ♪ 1359 01:28:00,014 --> 01:28:03,618 ♪ It's exactly like a dream ♪ 1360 01:28:03,651 --> 01:28:07,922 ♪ Like a dream ♪ 1361 01:28:07,955 --> 01:28:11,726 ♪ And the rain began to fall ♪ 1362 01:28:11,759 --> 01:28:15,963 ♪ In reverse ♪ 1363 01:28:15,997 --> 01:28:19,700 ♪ It's exactly like a dream ♪ 1364 01:28:19,734 --> 01:28:24,071 ♪ Like a dream ♪ 1365 01:28:24,105 --> 01:28:27,708 ♪ And the rain began to fall ♪ 1366 01:28:27,742 --> 01:28:31,946 ♪ In reverse ♪ 1367 01:28:31,979 --> 01:28:35,616 ♪ It's exactly like a dream ♪ 1368 01:28:35,650 --> 01:28:39,954 ♪ Like a dream ♪ 1369 01:28:39,987 --> 01:28:43,658 ♪ And the rain began to fall ♪ 1370 01:28:43,691 --> 01:28:47,929 ♪ In reverse ♪ 1371 01:28:47,962 --> 01:28:51,599 ♪ It's exactly like a dream ♪ 1372 01:28:51,632 --> 01:28:55,903 ♪ Like a dream ♪ 1373 01:28:55,937 --> 01:29:00,041 ♪ And the rain began to fall ♪ 103662