All language subtitles for The.Client.List.S02E06

Previously on
The Client List...

Derek, you have built up
our female client base

faster than I could've
ever expected.

Looking good.

What is happening with you
and your co-worker?

Riley,
it's your mother.

She's had an accident.

You're so sweet
to let me move in.

I want you to know
I can help out.

More meds in three hours.

Dale and I have decided
to see a fertility specialist.

Good for you, Lace.

Dale's crabby.
The whole thing is awful.

Already made it clear that you
won't give up your accomplice.

There is something else
I could help --

some things that would mean
a lot more to a prosecutor.

They'll let anybody in the
police academy these days.

Hey! Hey!
Don't do it.

Shelby.
In case you're wondering.

You are their Uncle,

and them seeing me kissing you
and playing house with you,

it's confusing. Absolutely
cannot do this anymore.

Oh.

Okay, um...

This is for Linette.
Yeah.

Okay.
Well, she hates her birthdays.

And we ignore that every year.
Yep.

Uncle Evan!

Hey, guys.
Okay, kids. You know what?

I need you to go
get your coats, please,

'cause we don't want to miss
the opening number.

Sorry.
We're running late.

Uh...
What are you doing?

Riley,
this is tearing me apart.

Yeah. Me too.

But you know what?
We need to have some boundaries.

Can you just explain
to me

how this is all
supposed to work now?

The hell if I know, Evan.
Hey, kids!

Peter Pan,
he waits for no one. Let's go.

We really are running late.
Riley. Please, don't do this.

Please don't make this
any harder than it already is.

This has been hard
for you?

'Cause it seems like
it's been pretty damn easy.

Evan, you have no idea.

Mom!
Hey.

Katie won't give me my jacket back.
Oh, my gosh.

You know what?
I have a solution.

Everybody take a coat
and let's go! Peter Pan!

Come on!

You got to go.
Sorry, Evan. Okay. Go ahead.

Go ahead.
Evan, I'm gonna call you.

Oh, just think
happier thoughts.

It'll make you fly.

Bonjour.

Is someone ticklish?

Always knew
I'd love France.

Have you been?

Almost.
What happened?

I met the one,
and after we got married,

she developed some
pretty serious travel anxieties.

Oh, fear of flying?

Fear of planes, fear of boats,
anything that goes over water.

That's too bad.

I imagine
that's got to be tough.

We worked it out.

My wife knows about my craving
for foreign adventures

and encourages me
to seek them out.

I'm not sure
that I heard you right,

but it's okay
for you to cheat?

It's not cheating
when you're honest.

That's one way
to look at it.

Basically,
I can travel anywhere

as long as I am home
in time for dinner.

Well, whatever
makes you two happy.

We have
a dream marriage.

People think
it's a lack of monogamy

that tears marriages apart,
but it's the lack of trust.

I can't imagine finding out

that the person you share your
life with has been living a lie.

♪ The Client List 2x06 ♪
Unanswered Prayers
Original Air Date on April 14, 2013

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

Okay.

One, two...

Happy Birthday!

Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

We surprised you.
Yeah.

Yes, the kids
wanted to make sure

that you had
a break-feast.

So make a wish, mama.

What'd you wish for?

I can't tell you.
It won't come true.

These look delicious,
but you know,

mee maw's not feeling
very hungry this morning.

That's okay.
We are.

"Shades of Desire"?

Does Nicholas Sparks know
that you're cheating on him?

Give me that.

And don't start.

You know how much
I hate birthdays.

Hey.
Good morning.

Morning.
Coffee.

I need coffee.

And that taco.

Oh, these are for
mama's birthday.

Linette wants to celebrate
her birthday this year?

I don't know, but she did
get herself a present.

It comes many shades.

Oh, good for her.

You are drinking
your coffee black.

What's going on?
Spill it.

Wait.
Have you talked to Evan yet?

You are changing the subject,
so what's going on?

Oh.

Dale's been acting
kind of distant.

You're married.
That happens.

And his clothes have been
extra sweaty when he gets home,

and you know how Dale is
about air conditioning.

Okay, you don't seriously think
he's messing around?

I mean, let's just remember
who we're talking about here.

We are talking about...
Dale.

But you never know.

You have nothing
to worry about.

You're probably right.

I usually am.

Now,
there's one more thing.

Dale has been spending
a lot of time at the office,

even though
he's a truck driver,

and he said he had to make
a last-minute run to Phoenix.

I checked his odometer.
He only went five miles.

I'm sure
that there's an explanation,

but if it will
make you feel better,

next time he goes to the office,
we will...

Follow him.

I don't know what I would do
if I caught Dale with someone.

Oh!

You're under arrest.

You don't see that every day --
two ladies wrestling.

Am I right?

And I've seen enough
for today.

Some of you -- and you know
who you are, Parks ---

need to get in better shape

before I let you hit
the streets.

Now move.

Need some help with that?
No, I got it.

Don't worry.
I can be gentle, too.

Sorry if I got
a little rough.

Yeah.
Where'd that come from?

I had three older brothers
who loved to pick on me.

I started serving justice
at a young age.

Yeah, well, don't take this
the wrong way and pin me again,

but I had no idea
you were so strong.

There's a lot about me
you don't know.

Oh.

Oh.

Now you know why I never take
my shirt off in here.

Afghanistan?

Shrapnel wounds.

Not a pretty picture,
huh?

No.
I think you got it wrong.

They're hot.

Hero hot.

Mm.

Hey.

Get a room.

You know, Selena, you really
should be wearing a bell.

If I did, at least I'd get it
rung once in a while.

Oh,
don't sell yourself short.

That thing would be ringing
all day.

Got to go.

Does nothing for me.

Okay, so how do you know
where to go?

I put a family tracker
on Dale's phone.

You what?
Everyone does it now.

You know, to track
wayward teens.

Just take a right
at the stop sign.

I can't believe he is doing it
1.7 miles from our house.

Lacey, I'm just gonna say this.
It's -- it's Dale.

I know.

He better not be doing it.

He's not doing anything.

He better not be.

Guess we found
Dale's office.

Okay.
It's just his car.

Could be anything.

♪ Oh, yeah

What about now?

♪ Hey

Uh...

♪ Yeah

Please.
Did you see her?

She was like 20.

Okay. We don't even know
what he did yet.

She had a tramp stamp.

Should I grab something heavy
to bash down the door with?

Uh, or you can just knock.

Got it.
Knock then bash.

Or just knock.

Where's my husband?

Husband?

Don't act like
you did not see his ring.

Honey, come back and play.

This baby's seconds
from being muffled.

Dale, there's two hysterical
chicks here to see you.

"Honey"?
"Muffled"?

Stop it.
You don't need to take it off.

Just let me shove it in there.
Trust me. It'll fit.

Whoa.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing
calling that tramp Honey?

Uh, Honey happens to be
that tramp's name.

The tramp that's standing
right here, you know.

Honey, this is my beautiful
wife, Lacey.

Lacey, newest member
of the Ring Pops.

Ring Pops?

Hey, Riley.
You're looking good.

Uh, yeah.
This is just band rehearsal.

Uh, no, Dale.

This is serious.
Word.

You got the band back together
and you didn't tell me?

Who's the singer?

Riley, can we stay focused
on my marital problems here?

You're not having
any marital problems.

He's not cheating on you,
he's cheating on me.

Well, he's still a liar.

We're out of here, Riley.
Yeah.

Word.

Honey.
Yeah.

No, not you.
My honey.

Lacey!

Come on, Lacey.
Talk to me.

Okay, you know,
maybe you should just talk.

No. We don't have anything
to talk about.

Look, Bobby called me up
and I'm jamming with the band.

But you didn't tell me
about it,

which means
you're hiding something.

No.
It's just a band.

I want the truth.
You want the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

Do not "A Few Good Men" me
right now. This is not the time.

Yeah, why don't you
just talk to her?

Lacey, I love you, okay?

I should've told you
about the band.

You should've told me
about the band.

But -- but -- look,
it's no big deal, okay?

I-it's just that I really needed --
What?

What? Am I not giving you
what you need?

Oh.
It's just -- no.

It's -- it's just --
look, honey.

In the bedroom --
Oh, wow.

Are you complaining
about something in the bedroom?

Yeah, you know what?

No. Maybe you two should
just have this conversation.

I'm gonna be over here.
Do not move. You're in this.

You know you and I are trying
to have a baby right now.

Okay. Well, everything's
got to be on schedule

and your body is -- is o-over--
Ovulating. - Yes.

What? You can't --
he can't even say it.

Wow. Why can't you say it?
Oh, that is so weird.

No, it's just -- it's just --
honey, it's just not sexy.

Are you saying
I'm not sexy?

No. Now you're twisting
my words. Riley --

Ooh. You are in quicksand,
buddy, and sinking fast.

Okay, look.
Honey, honey.

No one wants the baby more
than me. You know that, okay?

But right now, everything
has to be perfect.

It's got to be lined up.

Everything's got to be scheduled.
Well, yeah.

And the problem with that
is that when it is,

you become a-a s-sex ninja,
right?

And you -- you just want to --
you want to pounce on me.

No. No.
And that's bad? Is that bad?

No, but I love when you pounce on me.
Okay, he loves it.

The problem is that right now,
it -- it's scheduled,

so it's -- it's not about --
it's not about you and me.

It's...

It's...

It's mechanical.

Mechanical?

You did not just go there.
Nope. We're going.

We are out of here.
Whoa. Whoa. Wait. What just happened?

You know what?
Don't talk to me, Dale,

especially after you got the band
back together without even asking me!

Wow. You're throwing me
under the bus?

Oh, you are your own bus.

Oh, you know what?
Enough.

I need some me time.
Okay.

No, you know what? I stand
corrected. I need some us time.

Okay, good.
And by "us," I mean not you.

Yeah, that's right.

Lacey,
it's a garage band.

I mean, w-we're playing in a den
that has wood paneling.

Oh, yeah, and you used to have a
really good singer in it, Dale.

You know what?
We can't handle the truth.

Oh, snap!

Hey!

Just say thank you.

For what?

Remember that info
you gave me?

It checks out.

In fact, you couldn't
have stolen copper wire

from a better guy
than Mick Vandermeyer.

And what's that
supposed to mean?

I've got a friend high up
in the police department

owes me a favor.

They're looking
at this guy

for racketeering
and criminal conspiracy.

Guess what.

They need a witness.

Things I'll do
for a new purse.

One pump of that stuff
will do the trick, you know.

Have you ever heard of
an armpit fetish, hmm?

No. My clients
are a little more traditional.

Oh. Okay.

What's your secret?

I mean, I have plenty
of repeat clients,

but your client Lisa has been
in here multiple times a week.

You leading her on?

Women are the same
as men.

They just want a little
naughty fun on the side,

no strings attached.

Oh, I call bullshit.

I'll bet you're doing some
serious sweet talking in there.

Is that what does it
for you?

You want
some sweet talk?

You really want to play
this game with me?

Hey, I got called up
to the majors a long time ago.

♪ ...Little numbers

♪ baby, they could be a start

That all you got?

♪ I know yours by heart

♪ whoa, whoa

Thanks for fitting me in
this week.

Mm-hmm.

Things have been
so tense at home.

Is everything okay?

It will be...

once I have your hands on me.
Hm.

You don't mind

if I don't really feel
like chatting today, do you?

Not at all.

Mm.

I can't believe he said we have
mechanical pregnancy sex.

Well, is it?

Is it what?

Mechanical?

Of course
it's not mechanical.

As a matter of fact,

I learned all these new
positions in prenatal yoga.

I mean, sure, we have to have it
all timed out,

and has to be
when I'm ovulating.

The thing is, there's all these
new cool, exciting positions,

and they're supposed to help me
get pregnant.

Damn it.
He's right.

It is mechanical.
Okay.

Look, admitting it,
that's the first step.

You know, here's an idea.

Why don't you just give Dale
what he wants?

I tried, but apparently,
I suck at dirty talk.

No.

Come on.

I mean, let's get
the band a gig.

I'm not following.

You want me to reward
his bad behavior?

It's for you, too.

Lacey,
if I remember correctly,

when Dale was up there on that
stage, drumming his heart out,

practically
took your virginity.

But I was so crushed out
then.

Okay, well,
now he's your man,

so think of all
the possibilities.

Come on. He gets
to blow off some steam.

And you get
some exciting foreplay.

His drumming
was kind of a trigger for me.

But how are you gonna get
an out-of-practice band a gig?

Georgia, are you sure
that Harold is okay with it?

Oh, good Lord.
I owe you one.

Yes, and I promise that the
Ring Pops will not let you down.

Thank you.

Okay. Bye.

Come on, Travis.
Just tell mommy what you need.

You know, whoever this
Ferber guy is, I hate his guts.

Why can't
I just pick him up?

Why don't you
just sing to him?

Your voice always soothes
our little guy.

Because I'm tired.

Well, if you don't sing,
you're gonna make me sing,

and that's not gonna be good
for anybody.

♪ When I

♪ hold you
♪ hold you

♪ in my arms, love

♪ something changes

♪ it's the strangest
feeling ♪

♪ the things
that used to matter ♪

♪ they don't matter to me

♪ when I see you
and you're smiling ♪

♪ how my heart aches

♪ so full,
it is about to break ♪

♪ you make me believe
in love ♪

Mommy.

Mommy,
whose guitar is that?

Oh, uh...
It's your daddy's.

Daddy played guitar?
Yeah.

He was pretty good
at it, too.

I miss daddy, too.

It's gonna be okay,
mommy.

Oh, hey.

- Oh. - Hi. I didn't know
that you did the stair, and...

Sorry.

It's --
this is weird.

Yeah.
Yeah, right?

I'm sorry
that I haven't called.

Oh, no -- no worries.

You know, I've been really busy
at the Academy.

Oh, good. Good.
Yeah.

That's -- that's good.

Yeah. You know, I'm just gonna
work out later.

No, Evan, don't.
That's -- that's ridiculous.

I mean, these are --
these are public stairs, right?

Like --
Yeah.

I guess we just
didn't think about

how this was gonna be, huh?
Yeah.

But, you know, it's stupid
to avoid each other --

Totally.
Totally stupid.

And I wouldn't want that
either.

Yeah.
Speaking of, you know,

Dale invited me
to the Ring Pops' gig tonight,

and I was gonna bring some
of my buddies from the Academy.

But you know,
if you don't want me to go --

No. No.
Pssh.

That's great. That's -- yeah.
Yeah.

When did you get
the band back together?

Oh, I didn't. Nope.
I did not.

Dale did.
Didn't even invite me.

Your friend is very stealthy.
Yeah. But you are the Ring Pops.

You'd think, right?
I mean, who's gonna sing? Dale?

Dale sings?

Well, if you want to call it
singing.

Oh.

I should go.

Okay.
Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna just, uh --
Get to it.

Okay.

All right.
All right.

Hey, honey.

Hey, baby.

You find a wine
you like?

Working on it.

How would you feel about
a rock band playing here?

Everyone knows this place
as a jazz club.

Well, everyone knew you
as a bachelor at a point.

I mean, a little bit of change
is a good thing.

Well, everything is running
smoothly around here, all right?

The -- the staff is great.
We're making plenty of money.

Why would we want to
change that?

You know...

When I turned the Rub over
to Riley,

I had a difficult time
letting go, too, so I get it.

Okay, this is not
about control.

Oh, it's a little bit
about control.

Well, can I take some time
to think about it?

Take all the time
you need.

Okay.

You know change
is tough for me,

but letting you into my life was
the best thing I've ever done.

Go on.

If my baby
wants a band to play,

then that's exactly what
she'll get.

So cheers
to our new rock night.

But we do it on Sunday night,
all right?

It's a slow night,

and maybe it'll open up
some new business.

Oh, honey.

It was very sweet of you
to come to that decision.

Thank you.

Now...

What do you think
of these fliers?

You're always a step
ahead of me.

Yes, I am.

They've got you scheduled for a
deep tissue massage, Ms. Jones?

It better be deep
and hard, cowboy.

You're gonna need to take off
your shirt, though.

Customer's always right.

What are you doing?

I paid for a massage.

I want to see
your hero hot.

We work together.

It's just a little naughty fun
on the side,

no strings attached.

You suggesting
we become fun buddies?

As long as you never say
"fun buddies" again.

Hey, I like this gig, okay?
I don't want to lose it.

I get it.

I have an apartment
that nobody visits.

Stealth mode?

It's my forte.

But I did pay
for a massage.

Giddyup, cowboy.

Is Hawaii
all you thought it would be?

And then some.

I had no idea ukuleles
could sound so erotic.

Oh, well, I've always had
a soft spot for music.

I guess I travel through music
the way you do women.

Do you play?

Oh, I always wanted to be
a singer.

No way.

You know,
I work for the Wolf.

The Wolf.
You haven't heard of him?

He's a big-shot music agent
in Austin.

Oh, I know something
about it.

I mean, I just booked
my friends a gig.

Where are they playing?
I love local bands.

Oh, I don't --

I don't like to mix my personal
and professional life.

Look, I know the rules.

When I'm here,
I'm in Hawaii.

When I'm out there,
I'm just a husband to my wife

and a guy looking for
good new bands.

I don't know.

Look, you've always treated me
really, really well,

so let me do something
for you.

You want to get lei'd?

♪ Oh

♪ twist it

♪ shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it, baby ♪

Go, Lacey!
Whoo!

♪ Here we go, loop de loop

♪ oh, loop de loop, baby

♪ shake it up, baby

♪ oh, here we go, loop de li

♪ bend over, let me see you
shake your tail feather ♪

♪ bend over, let me see you
shake your tail feather ♪

♪ come on, girl

♪ shake that tail feather

♪ come on, baby, let me see you
shake your tail feather ♪

♪ oh

♪ twist it

♪ shake it, shake it,
shake it ♪

Here's to not awkward.
Yeah, 'cause this is so not awkward.

Hey, met you at the rodeo,
didn't I?

Yeah, buddy.
How's the shoulder?

Hasn't popped out since.

Have you, uh, met Selena?

Yeah, we, uh --

Couple times.
They, uh, they dated.

Couple of times.
They dated.

Thanks.

It's awkward.

Hey, man,
I should thank you.

It's 'cause of you that I'm
working over at the Rub.

Yeah, he wanted
a steadier gig, so...

Look at you
with the secret life.

You know me.
Woman of mystery.

Hey, twist it!

Come on!

Thank you!

I'd love to, uh,
take this moment

to thank my lovely wife, Lacey.
Go, Lacey!

If it wasn't for her,
I wouldn't be up here right now.

And, uh, I want to just thank
you for looking out for me.

You know, looking out for me,
following me,

stalking me --
all the same thing. I love you.

And, uh,
for this next song, um,

I'm gonna bring up
my wife's partner in crime,

Riley Parks.

Get on up here.
Yeah.

Riley's gonna come up,
and uh,

let's, uh...Let's give them
something to talk about.

Come on, Riley!

♪ People are talking

♪ talking 'bout people

♪ I hear them whisper

♪ you won't believe it

♪ they think we're lovers,
kept undercover ♪

♪ I just ignore it,
but they keep saying ♪

♪ we laugh
just a little too loud ♪

♪ we stand
just a little too close ♪

♪ we stand
just a little too long ♪

♪ maybe they're seeing
something we don't, darlin' ♪

♪ let's give them something
to talk about ♪

♪ something to talk about

♪ let's give them something
to talk about ♪

♪ something to talk about

♪ let's give them something
to talk about ♪

♪ how about love, love, love?

Thanks for inviting me.

Your friend's got
a really good voice.

She's family.
Sister-in-law.

♪ You act so nervous

♪ could you be falling for me?

♪ It took a rumor
to make me wonder ♪

♪ now I'm convinced
I'm going under ♪

You're not gonna have her managing
that place for too long.

Well, then she'll find somebody
else to take the place over,

'cause I already got
my dream.

♪ I'm hoping
that you feel the same way ♪

♪ now that we know it,
let's really show it, darlin' ♪

♪ let's give them something
to talk about ♪

♪ something to talk about

♪ a little mystery
to figure out ♪

♪ something to talk about

♪ let's give them something
to talk about ♪

♪ how about love, love, love?

♪ Let's give them something
to talk about, babe ♪

♪ a little mystery
to figure out ♪

♪ let's give them something
to talk about ♪

♪ how about love, love, love?

Leave 15 minutes
after me.

Remember.

Stealth mode.
I got it.

Riley!

Hey. Hey.

That whole thing that just
happened up there -- amazing.

You can really sing.
Thank you.

I'm gonna bring the Wolf
to your next show.

Seriously?

Serious as in
you're about to be discovered.

Hey.

What's so important?

Finally some good news.

Apparently,
Vandermeyer Construction

has been under police
surveillance for months now.

They've been grafting
politicians.

Okay.
What does that mean?

Well, they bribed
a congressman

to get contracts
for an interstate.

I saw the money
change hands.

Now, my lawyer
seems to think

that he can cut a deal
for me to come home

if I testify
against them.

Is that definite?
Not yet.

I mean, he still has to sell it
to the prosecutors, but it's...

Okay.
So I won't tell the kids.

Yeah.

Yeah.
That's probably best.

So, how'd it go
last night?

Oh, um,
long story short,

Dale made me get up
and sing,

and I have to go back
tomorrow night and sing again

'cause some big wig from Austin
is coming to hear me.

Riley, that's incredible.

Why -- why are you saying it
like it's a bad thing?

I don't know.

I guess if I was just,
you know, still in high school,

it'd be, like, my big chance,
but...

Grown up now, so...

Anyway, it did feel good
to be up there again.

I just got a flash from the
prettiest girl in high school.

We used to have a lot of fun
on that stage.

You know, uh,
Travis didn't even know

that you could play
the guitar

until I found that thing
in the closet.

His whole face lit up.

And what made you
dig that thing out?

Maybe you were thinking
about me.

Uh, I was thinking about
how sorry I felt

for that guitar
being up there in the closet.

Mm.

So, who replaced me
in the band?

Oh, some girl.

She's not as good as you.
Don't worry.

Did have better legs.

You're one nice
piece of ass.

Bite me.

Hey, man. That's my wife
you're talking about.

Why don't you watch your mouth?
Yeah, why don't you make me, huh?

Settle down. Settle!

Let's go, man.

See? I told you I can't log on
to the Academy website.

But now you can.

Wait.
How'd you do that?

You got to clear out
your cookies.

Whoa. Whoa. What are you doing
on my Facebook page?

I am friending someone
for you -- Honey.

Okay, can you not call me
"Honey"?

Get over yourself.
Honey.

Honey. The guitar player
for the Ring Pops.

You met her the other night.
She's hot and single.

Lacey told you
about me and Riley.

Okay, I get it.
Can we not talk about that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?
Look at that.

She already accepted your
friend request. You owe me.

I don't owe you.
Oh, trust me, you owe me.

I am not going out with Honey.
Oh, that's right.

That's right, 'cause you

got your own little honey
down at the academy.

You know,
for a married guy,

you seem to be noticing
a lot of single ladies.

Well, you know what?
I have it really good,

and I want the world
to feel what I'm feeling.

Tell that to Riley.

You want my advice?

Absolutely not.
Hit "delete."

What?
You need to hit delete on the file

that is you and Riley.

And then you need to go
into your trash folder

and hit
"permanent delete."

It's not that easy.

Oh, yeah?
Tell that to raw onions.

Raw what?
Raw onions.

I used to love raw onions.
They didn't love me back,

so I had to hit permanent delete
on raw onions.

You won't find them
in my burgers,

you won't find them
my chili.

Okay, don't take this
the wrong way, Dale,

but why didn't you
just hit delete

on the burgers
and the chili?

I'm trying to help you, and
now you're making it personal.

You're making this impersonal
by comparing the woman

that I've been in love with
since high school

to raw onions.
No.

You're not seeing the subtle
intellectual metaphor.

It's all about
self-control.

Mastery.

Do you want some turkey
with that?

No, I'm good with this.
Look.

You're a relatively
good-looking guy. You are.

Honey might actually go for you.
I'd give her a call.

No. Thank you.
I can find my own women.

Attaboy.

I think Ms. Jones needs herself
another appointment.

Mm. I'll see
if I have any openings.

Well, I think
you should work on that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

You think you know
someone,

and then
they completely surprise you.

You sing like an angel.

Yeah, honey.
It was -- it was great.

I mean, if you, you know,
like that kind of music.

Riley, you have
a very persistent guest.

Not a client.

Ooh, maybe someone
from Rolling Stone magazine.

This woman is claiming
to be your bestie.

Hey!
You can't be in here.

Yes, she can.
What are you doing

all the way in Sugar Land?

I need to talk.
Okay.

Um...Alone.

Whatever.

Boring.

Out here.

Uh, please tell me
that you drove all this way

to tell me about your wild sex.
Not so much.

Really? After everything
we went through,

you didn't even
get to have sex?

Technically, we did.

Is technical better
than mechanical?

Well, after the show,
we started fooling around.

Okay.

But just as we got
to the sex part...

Dale fell asleep.

Oh, that's okay.

Kyle used to fall asleep
all the time after sex.

No.
This was during sex.

Oh.
At some point,

he just stopped moving
and started snoring.

Oh.
Please tell me

that this happens all the time.
Just tell me.

Yeah.

Yeah, it does.
You know what?

I have a -- I have a client,
and he just falls right asleep.

It's real awkward
when I have to wake him up.

Anyway,
what did you do?

Well, what could I do?

If I woke him up,
he'd be humiliated.

Oh.
So I just had to lie there

obsessing about the fact
that my sex life

is officially over.

Okay.
You know what?

You need to relax,
and I am the owner of a spa.

So one massage on me
coming right up.

Is the pressure okay?

Perfect.

Nipple!
Oh, what's wrong?

I'm -- I'm so sorry.
My nipples are spoken for.

I'm sorry.
I just thought that since

you're Riley's best friend,
that you --

No, no.
I m-mean, I-I'm not.

I mean -- I mean Riley
is my best friend,

but I'm not,
you know -- you know.

I am sorry.
Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, let me make it up
to you, okay?

Just relax, and I promise
I'll be more careful.

Okay.
Just...relax.

Okay.

Okay.
Thank you.

I am so relaxed.
I guess time to get dressed now.

Great.

You still have time left.

Oh, no.
But thank you.

Thanks.
No, I'm good.

I mean, t-thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.

"A" for effort.
Best possible customer service.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hey!

Uh, I'm out.

One, two, three, four.

You're crazy.

You'd get fired if you pitted
a car in a residential zone.

Not if the suspect
is clearly a threat to others.

You want to bet on that?

Fine.

Winner pays for our first date.
Date?

I just got out of something,
so let's make it drinks.

Deal.

Hey, Trimble.

Can you pit a car
in a residential zone?

Hell no.

Pitting around pedestrians
can be deadly force.

I'd go spike strip
all the way.

What are you
smiling about?

You're the one
who's out drink money.

Idiot.

So, if he testifies,
he gets to come home?

That's what
I'm proposing.

But I can't promise that
the prosecutor will go for it.

We got lucky
that the police

were already investigating
Vandermeyer.

Makes Kyle's testimony
more valuable.

And Kyle and the kids --

they won't be in any danger
if he testifies?

That's where
we're lucky again.

Vandermeyer knows
that he and his crew

are being watched
by the police.

He doesn't want to add
a federal charge

of witness intimidation
to the mix.

I can't.

I can't put my family
at risk.

It's too late for that.

You have incredible hands.

Thanks.
Same time next week?

Actually, I was hoping we could
make it a little sooner.

When did you have
in mind?

Well, I have news.

I left my husband.

I'm sorry.

That...that really sucks.
Are you okay?

Never been better.

Oh, so it's --
it's a good thing?

It's a great thing.

Enough about my ex.
Let's talk about us.

Us?

Yeah.
I'm a free woman now.

Well, yeah, but it's not like
you left him for me.

No.

But I did leave him
for the possibility of you.

No. No. No. No.

Look.
This is -- this is crazy.

Look. You and I
are only in here, okay?

You understand that,
right?

You shouldn't have...

Boy, you know...

No. Hey.

I get it.
I surprised you. It's --

don't worry, Derek, okay?

Now that I'm legally separated,
I'm waiting for you.

Man, the things I did to your
wife in my dreams last night.

Listen, asshole,
I'm not gonna tell you again.

No? Well, you're not
gonna get the chance.

Try this
for your nerves.

You know what?
He's late.

Is the Wolf
standing me up?

I would not trust him
if he was on time.

Music people are notorious
for being late.

Exhibit "A."

Yes. Sorry.
Traffic was crazy.

Really?

Oh, really.

Okay.
Well, I was getting worried.

Didn't want both of our lives
to be a mess.

Well, here is to the best friend
a girl could ask for

and to whatever the opposite
of mechanical is.

Oh, I will drink
to that.

Oh, girls, heads up.

Harold Clemens.
It's been a while.

Yeah, man. I haven't seen you
since we were at, uh --

Austin City Limits.

Good to see you.

The Wolf.
Got a table right over here for you.

I thought this was, uh,
strictly a jazz spot.

I'm glad to see you're, uh,
broadening your horizons.

Well, me too,
but I-I can't take credit.

See, I-I have this amazing woman
in my life

that's been
shaking things up.

Wow.
He is distractingly handsome.

I might just forget my lyrics.

Just think about ovulation.
It'll kill the mood.

Oh, that's true.

Well, as your manager,

I insist you concentrate.

Okay.
Uh, excuse me.

Riley made you her manager?
Yes, she will.

Okay. You guys just fight that
on out, and I'm gonna go sing.

I love you.

Love you.
Okay. Come on.

Hey, mama. This better be good.
I'm about to go on stage.

Mommy.

Hey, baby,
what's going on?

I had a nightmare.

Oh, okay.

Um, why don't go you see if mee
maw can get you some hot cocoa?

She's snoring,
but she won't get up.

What -- what do you mean
she won't get up?

Well, go and try again.

I did.
I'm really scared.

I need my mommy.

I need you now.

Okay.

Okay, here's
what I need you to do.

Um, you know
your Julia doll?

Can you go get it and rock her
to sleep until mommy gets home?

Do you think
you can do that?

Uh-huh.

Okay. Good.
I'm so proud of you.

Um, I will be there before she
falls asleep, okay? I love you.

Hey, you okay?

No. It's Katie.
I got to go.

Wait.
Well, you can't leave now.

Call Evan.
He's closer.

Please tell me I didn't drive
all the way here

to watch a pretty girl
get stage fright.

Katie?

Mommy.

Hi. Ooh.

Sorry.
Is Julia asleep?

Julia was really scared.

Yeah, I bet she was.
I am so proud of you.

Now, why don't you go put her
in her crib

and I'll come tuck you
both in, okay?

Bad arm.

Yeah.
You okay?

Hi, baby.
Hi.

So, you know that you're
not supposed to be drinking

with that medicine or while
you're watching my kids?

They're sleepy time.

Yeah.

Hey.

Is mee maw okay?

Oh, yeah.
She's gonna be just fine.

Her medicine made her
a little sleepy.

But you did the right thing
by calling me.

Did you sing tonight?

No.

No, I didn't get to.
You want to know why?

'Cause I wanted to
come here

and sing
for my two favorite people.

Hey, do you guys
remember that song

that daddy and I
used to sing to you?

Make you have sweet dreams.
Get in your bed.

Did daddy sing?

Oh, mnh-mnh.
No.

He just played the guitar.

I don't remember it.

You guys
want me to remind you?

Okay.

♪ When I hold you
in my arms, love ♪

♪ something changes

♪ it's the strangest feeling

♪ things that used to matter

♪ they don't matter to me

♪ when I see you
and you're smiling ♪

♪ how my heart aches

♪ so full,
it is about to break ♪

♪ you make me believe in love

♪ I could never count
all the ways ♪

♪ that you've changed me, baby

♪ every day the sky
is a deeper shade of blue ♪

♪ when I'm with you

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