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'Kay, hold on. Hold on.
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Okay.
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Nice.
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Oh, Rasmussen? Rasmussen.
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Hi. Hey, Tom.
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Hi.
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- I... Just put it there.
- Put this here? Okay.
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So, it's election eve,
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and guess what Father
Sexmas has brought you.
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- Why, hot, fresh polling.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Jimenez up by four.
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Jesus. How're you gonna play?
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I guess, I don't know...
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amplify to gin up our maniacs,
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or deny, shit on, and bury, I guess.
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- Matsson.
- What does he want?
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Oh, you know.
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He thinks the Living
Plus stock bump is fading,
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and he wants to know what
my brothers have cooking.
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- Is he coming?
- To the party? No.
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- Ow.
- No, he doesn't wanna
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"swim around my dad's..."
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"... bullshit, pre-election,
brain-dead, AOL-era,
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legacy media, putrid,
stuffed-mushroom fuckfest."
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Ooh. And I thought it was gonna be fun.
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Mm.
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So, this is just a little party prezzie
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for being such a hot piece of ass...
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- Mm. Thank you.
- ...and such a foxy little minx.
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And, you know, just to
say that I'm really glad
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that we're hosting this party together.
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- Yeah.
- You know, and we can say to people that we...
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had a little break and
then we're back. You know?
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- Yeah, I like that.
- Yeah.
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- What?
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Uh, a... a scorpion?
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Mm.
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- Because?
- 'Cause it's...
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it's funny.
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Because... why?
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'Cause it's... it's like... it's a joke.
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- Who's the scorpion?
- Um. You, I guess.
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But it's just silly,
honey. It's like, you know,
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I love you, but you
kill me, and I kill you.
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- And you... You know?
- Oh!
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Okay. Yeah, right.
I... No. Yeah. I get it.
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- Huh! I like it.
- Good.
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- Well, you gotta get to work. You know?
- Yeah.
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You gotta go contribute
to the great toxification.
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Gotta do my part.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Are you okay?
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- How... how's everyone doing?
- No, I'm fine. We're all fine.
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And, you know, this is fine,
but if it's legal stuff,
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I really need to keep my
head out of that right now.
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- No... I... Okay.
- I'd rather our people just...
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- lawyers, and...
- No, I'll just keep this brief.
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It's, um...
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Sophie doesn't want to go to school.
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She is... freaked out
about the election.
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So... What do you mean?
What... Is she okay?
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- What... what is it? What?
- She... she's okay.
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It's just... All right.
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So, on the... the weekend, this weekend,
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someone kind of...
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she felt...
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pushed by her a little on the street.
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But there was a comment that
she felt came from the...
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It was... All right, the
guy had on a Ravenhead shirt.
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Uh, there was a quote on the shirt,
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and, yeah...
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She felt it was racially
tinged, and she's been upset.
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- What did they say?
- I don't know.
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And now at school, uh,
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some kids have started
this whole anti-ATN thing,
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which is actually very supportive,
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but, you know, it's...
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- complex for her.
- Who was with her?
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Like, why... Why was
she out on the street?
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- Sixth near MOMA?
- Did you just ask me why she was on the street?
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Yeah, I mean, someone... You're
telling me someone pushed our daughter,
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- or whatever.
- Pushed by her.
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- She was with her friends.
- Like, where were you?
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- Where... Where was I?
- Yeah.
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- Are you fucking serious?
- I'm not blaming you. I'm just...
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I'm trying to get all the information
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- before I make a decision on our course of action.
- You need to make a decision
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- if you're gonna call your dau...
- So, yeah. Where were you?
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I was raising our daughter
while you were fucking running
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- a racist news organization.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Great. Fuck you! Come on.
- Oh, fuck me?
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- Come on.
- How fucking dare you interrogate me
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- and the way I parent?
- Obviously, I feel bad.
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- Obviously, I will do anything to protect her.
- Okay, you know what?
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- Anything!
- Uh-huh. Okay. I'm gonna just...
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And, uh, we'll cope.
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And, I don't know, just maybe
call your fucking daughter.
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Well, obviously. Jesus, Rava. Jesus!
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What kind of parent do you think I am?
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You know, you have no
idea the things I'm doing.
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The things I'm working on.
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Six continents.
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Okay? I'm breaking my
back, and it's all for them.
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Okay? And to make the world safe.
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Yeah, great. Dig on that.
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Dig to heck on that.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
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Yeah, no. We... we love the deal.
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We just have to make
sure we know everything
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on Matsson and GoJo. I
mean, there's due diligence,
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but this is, you know, undue diligence.
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Extra diligence. Okay?
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Okay, great. And get
that dirt on Matsson.
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Anything could be useful.
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Apparently insignificant details
could be very useful to me.
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To us. What? No...
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You're a fucking deputy rat-fucker.
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Don't object to being
a rat-fucker, Tomas.
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It's unbecoming.
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- How you doin'?
- Hey, honey.
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Bise?
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- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey, how you doing?
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- Good.
- Yeah.
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I just came from seeing Pop.
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Wow. Again?
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Oh, any change?
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Looking good.
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Woke up on the right side
of the coffin today, boy.
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What? I like to go. You should go.
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Yeah? And do what? Sit there
like I'm feeding the ducks?
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Can I? Thank you for ignoring me.
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The weird thing, honestly, is...
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how much he's not there.
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I find that consoling.
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Well, here he is.
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- Kendall Plus.
- Hey, hey. Morning. Morning. Sorry I'm late.
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- Hey.
- The man who's gonna lead us to eternal life.
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Waystar Jesus.
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You seen the polling today?
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- Okay. That's why you're all perky.
- Uh-huh.
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Very exciting. I'm sure your
Red Guards are all, you know,
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ready to come round up
the thought criminals
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and turn police stations
into cuddle puddles.
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The exciting part isn't the top line.
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In Alaska, I'm exploding.
Four, five, six percent.
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Right. Guys, can we do this?
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Um. I just... I have
a lot going on today.
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- Sure.
- Very well.
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I hereby convene this
funeral management committee.
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I've sent the materials, and I assume
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you've familiarized yourselves,
because I'm concerned.
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We're saying yes to all Marcia's wishes,
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then all your ideas,
Pop's requirements...
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Danger the funeral could turn
into a three-day grief-a-thon.
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- Yeah. Just fuck Marcia.
- Seconded.
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- Great.
- Carried.
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Nevertheless, we
really want a tight 90.
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And the central question
is, who's gonna speak?
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Oh, what? In front of the most
powerful political, cultural,
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business interests in the world?
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I mean, I... I'm... I'm easy.
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Right? I can speak about Dad.
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Oh, what? Your usual
malign influence material?
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- Ow! I could do it.
- Uh-huh.
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I think if any one of us
actually wants to do it,
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do the big number,
then we should just say,
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because probably no one minds, right?
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- Hmm.
- No?
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Yeah.
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Oh! Okay.
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Um. Will you have a think?
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Uh, I'm jumping on
the digital battle bus.
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Uh, tailgate party,
we nail it down, yeah?
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- Okay. Bye-bye.
- Sure.
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- All right, good luck.
- Bye.
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Right. Um...
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So, Shiv, on the...
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One thing from us on the tailgate.
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We were actually wondering
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about us, politically, inviting Nate.
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Nate?
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- Nate.
- Sofrelli?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Uh... Okay.
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Tom and I kinda had hoped that... Why?
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Uh, because it went so well in L.A.
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You know, hats off to
the greatest showman here.
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And apologies on the old wibble-wobble,
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and all due congratulations, but...
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Okay. So, you...
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- wanna make sure we have a plan B...
- Mm-hmm.
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...in case we can't chase
Matsson out of town on price.
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Exactly. And we think that's regulatory.
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We go hard regulatory.
DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU.
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- Uh-huh.
- No?
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I mean, I think they might just stop it.
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- Yeah.
- But even just the threat
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creates a ton more risk for Matsson.
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Kicks the deal down the line, right?
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And Nate? He's... Right?
He's across competition,
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and he's tight with the
Jimenez folks on that. So...
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Could we get him down so we can sell it
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on a real level without
lobbyists and all the...
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Due process?
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- That stuff.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, sure, fine.
- Good.
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- Fine.
- Okay.
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- All right, see you tonight.
- See you tonight.
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Ah! Beat me to it. Oy!
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Good, yeah?
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Yeah, good, I think so. Yeah. What else?
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Uh, how you feeling about the, you know,
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blowback from, uh, you know,
the firings, the bloodlust.
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- You wanna throw Hugo at that?
- Fuck it. Let's own it.
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Hey. Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen.
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Uh, so, they're gonna go regulatory.
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Yeah. So you need to be there tonight.
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Well, no. It'll be easy.
Just, my dad invited you. So...
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Yes. There's gonna be, what,
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forty thought leaders, pols,
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officials who will actually decide this,
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and half of them are
gonna be there. Okay?
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So I am telling you that
you need to be there too.
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To counter.
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Okay.
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So, uh, hey, um.
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There's no easy way of... of doing this.
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I've done this a couple
of times this week,
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and sometimes, honestly,
it just makes me cry.
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Um. But I wanted to offer
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my heartfelt appreciation to you all.
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And now, I'm gonna hand over
to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch,
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who has more information.
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Thank you, sir. Good morning.
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"Good morning. Uh,
I'm here to inform you
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that Waystar Royco has
been looking at a range
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of different options in order
to drastically reduce costs,
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and a very difficult decision
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to restructure the ATN
operation internationally
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has been taken in order to protect
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the future of the business.
246
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This action was only taken
after seriously considering
247
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all available options.
248
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But if you're on this
call, this is confirmation
249
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that you are part of the unlucky group
250
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who are having their contract terminated
251
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with immediate effect
252
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on the grounds of staffing redundancy.
253
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And today is your final
day of employment."
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Uh...
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Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
"Final day of employment."
256
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Um, "Going forward, we intend to operate
257
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Waystar Royco international
news gathering operations
258
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utilizing third-party
contract-based arrangements."
259
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Uh...
260
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I'm seeing some confusion
in the chat. Um...
261
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Bu... But, yes. Uh, if
I have been too wordy,
262
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yes, we are letting all of you go.
263
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"Obviously, I can't take
questions on this call,
264
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but this is a very sad day.
265
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And I thank you for your time today
266
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and your service to Waystar Royco."
267
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Goodbye.
268
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Nice. Done.
269
00:14:19,469 --> 00:14:21,308
So, this German one with this label,
270
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:25,354
let's push this, okay? Say
it's a light, fruity red.
271
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Uh, don't say it's biodynamic
and don't say it's German.
272
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Just say it's a light, fruity red.
273
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,236
And, yes, a little
bit of fizz is normal.
274
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,737
It's sophisticated. Okay?
275
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,416
- Hey.
- Hey.
276
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,533
It's okay. What's
going on? Wakey, wakey.
277
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,580
I'm just... I'm, you know.
I'm fine. I'm tired, you know.
278
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,623
- Election eve, it's a lot.
- Yeah.
279
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,792
And turns out, I'm pre-tired.
280
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:50,254
I'm tired about thinking
how tired I'm gonna be.
281
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Because someone isn't letting someone
282
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- get a lot of sleep.
- Oh. Well, forgive me.
283
00:14:56,424 --> 00:14:58,762
Uh, so, we got a couple of extra names
284
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,180
- for the guest list.
- Right.
285
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,100
- Matsson is in fact coming now.
- Ooh! Because?
286
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,894
Because Dumb and Dumber
are trying to spook the deal
287
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:09,690
and wanna try doing
regulatory-shit angle,
288
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,549
and he's gonna come
and head that off. So...
289
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,444
Okay. Well, good. That's
good for me, right?
290
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,988
- I mean, my chance to dance.
- Yeah.
291
00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,199
I can secure my spot...
292
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:18,406
- Yeah, sure.
- ...post-Roy-pocalypse.
293
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,326
- Mm-hmm.
- Right?
294
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,995
Uh, also, to push that agenda...
295
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,830
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, they wanted to invite,
296
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,499
and I didn't feel like I
had a tactical way to say no.
297
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,762
Um, they want to invite Nate.
298
00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:32,926
Uh...
299
00:15:32,937 --> 00:15:35,512
'Cause he's key on tech and trade
300
00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:38,359
for Gil and Jimenez.
301
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,263
I'm sorry, I...
302
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,349
It's not...
303
00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:45,793
And I am genuinely sorry. Really.
304
00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:49,093
- Sure. Nate.
- Yeah.
305
00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:52,821
It'll be good to see...
Nate. What do I care?
306
00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:56,486
- Uh-huh. Okay.
- It's okay.
307
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,780
- Thanks, honey.
- Okay.
308
00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:40,534
Okay. You guys ready to spread
some regulatory anxieties?
309
00:16:40,545 --> 00:16:43,325
Yeah, sure, spread those surveillance
capitalism heebie-jeebies.
310
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,827
Yeah? Just don't let me get stuck
311
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,453
- with the Journal op-ed ogres.
- Come on.
312
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,956
They're not all crypto-fascists
and right-wing nut jobs.
313
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,666
We also have some venture capital Dems
314
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,042
and, uh, centrist ghouls.
315
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,044
Dad's ideological range was wide.
316
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,462
Yeah.
317
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,785
- Should we hit it?
- Yeah, let's hit it.
318
00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:58,622
- Let's hit it.
- Yeah, all right.
319
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,426
Hittin' it, hit it. Hey, what's up?
320
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,595
Not your guy's poll
numbers. Ha! Yuk, yuk, yuk.
321
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,923
You're a little tired right now?
322
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,349
Oh, maybe a little. Oh, man.
323
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,353
- Maybe drink a coffee?
- If I drink a coffee,
324
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,896
then I won't be able to sleep later.
325
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,199
Think, Greg.
326
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:20,457
So, uh, anyway, listen.
Matsson is coming.
327
00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:23,200
So that is gonna be my focus.
328
00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:27,327
And you, if... Unless you
are truly aligning yourself
329
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,038
to the dumpster brothers,
you might wanna sweeten that beat, too.
330
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,625
- No, yeah. Yeah. I'd love to feather that bed.
- Yeah.
331
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,753
Um. But... but Matsson hates me.
332
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,390
So I think I'm team Ken-Ro.
333
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,300
Up to you, Greg.
334
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,219
- Okay, I'm gonna mingle.
- Yeah, mingle up.
335
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,788
Hey, great. Thanks.
336
00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:50,446
Okay. Okay.
337
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,978
Looks like, uh, Shiv's hitting Valerie.
338
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,563
- Mm-hmm.
- Have you seen Nate?
339
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,566
Uh... Yeah, no. But, uh,
Mencken's team called.
340
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,110
Okay, because the polling?
341
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,113
Yeah, well, their internals
are even worse. So...
342
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,783
And they want what? ATN to go full
343
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,951
"we're coming to give
your guns hormone therapy,
344
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,328
all your guns are gonna be ladies"?
345
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,498
Yeah, well, three or four
states where Connor's one percent
346
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,418
are throwing things?
Yeah. It could be pivotal.
347
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:18,295
And, you know, if he were to drop out,
348
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,922
most of the support would go to them.
349
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,883
But his team is not... It's just...
350
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,384
They're just refusing
contact, apparently.
351
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,439
So they've asked if I can
convince him to drop out.
352
00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:31,421
I mean... I don't know.
353
00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:34,290
- Fuck that guy, right?
- Mencken?
354
00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:37,481
I think... yeah. Victory
vans. Those O'Malley fucks.
355
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,562
I think fuck him.
356
00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:40,398
I guess. I mean, it's not bad
for us to be tight with him
357
00:18:40,409 --> 00:18:42,859
in case things swing his way, right?
358
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:46,448
Yeah, fine. I see you. All
right. I'll hit the, uh...
359
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,618
I'll hit the libtards.
You go help the Nazis.
360
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,213
Nazis, you got it.
361
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,873
Wait. Excuse me. Thank you.
362
00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:58,047
- Hey.
- Hey, Tom.
363
00:18:58,058 --> 00:19:00,043
- Hello, Nathaniel.
- Tom.
364
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,653
Appreciate the invite.
365
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,351
Well, I've missed you.
366
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,910
- Won't be long. A lot going on, obviously.
- Mm-hmm.
367
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,430
Won't drink too much of your wine.
368
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,067
No, don't you worry. You
gobble my gravadlax, pal.
369
00:19:13,078 --> 00:19:14,725
There's plenty more
where that came from.
370
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,353
It's light and fruity.
371
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,189
And it's the kind of wine
that separates the connoisseurs
372
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,984
from the weekend Malbec morons.
373
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,986
Keep away from this man, Nate.
374
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,487
- Keep away from you.
- Back.
375
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,823
- Back, foul news demon.
- No, you. You're the foul demon.
376
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,252
Nice to see you, Len. Good one.
377
00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:32,073
Fuckin' asshole.
378
00:19:32,228 --> 00:19:33,474
- Hey.
- So sorry to interrupt.
379
00:19:33,484 --> 00:19:34,746
Can I grab him for a second?
380
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,596
- Yeah.
- Okay.
381
00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:39,016
- What's up?
- Um, yeah. Just, uh...
382
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:43,755
You know... yuk yuk. Kind
of a... a biggie, actually.
383
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,258
And a bit last-minute.
But Mencken's team called,
384
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,979
and they wanted to know if
you might be willing to...
385
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,971
you know, drop out?
386
00:19:51,218 --> 00:19:53,682
- Of the election?
- Yes, of the election.
387
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,393
You are aware that the
polls open in ten hours?
388
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,638
Yes, and it might be too late
389
00:19:57,649 --> 00:19:59,521
to physically remove your
name from the ballots,
390
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,648
but if you were to
release a statement...
391
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,603
You know, divert the Conhead
stream to the Mencken river?
392
00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:07,236
And after all the blood
and treasure I've expended,
393
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,531
why on Earth would I want to do that?
394
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,485
They said, "For the
good of the Republic."
395
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,339
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.
396
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:19,718
So, no? No.
397
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,461
Well then, I have been authorized
398
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,297
to make a follow-up offer, which is,
399
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,678
how familiar are you with Mogadishu?
400
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:29,216
- Mogadishu?
- Mm-hmm.
401
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,104
- In Somalia?
- Because they are
402
00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:32,651
very impressed with your talents,
403
00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:34,753
and they think that you'd be a good fit
404
00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:36,881
for an ambassadorial appointment.
405
00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:40,888
Little bit car-bomby. Hey, tell him UN.
406
00:20:40,899 --> 00:20:42,723
- Okay.
- That's more my vibration, yeah?
407
00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:43,773
- All right.
- Yeah?
408
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,489
- All right. I'll... I'll... I'll report back.
- Okay.
409
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,780
- All right. Thanks.
- Thank you.
410
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,910
Hey. How you doin'? Good to see you.
411
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:56,780
Hey! So, she showed. That's good.
412
00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:59,331
Guess you smoothed it
over, right, General Franco?
413
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,000
No. No, she's incredibly angry.
414
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,877
Okay, everybody.
415
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,338
Everybody. Welcome one and all.
416
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,090
- Ken, take it away.
- Okay, thanks, Tom.
417
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,463
Thanks, Tom. Thank you.
Thank you. Okay, okay. Okay.
418
00:21:11,474 --> 00:21:13,511
Welcome, everybody. Welcome! Welcome!
419
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,932
Welcome. All right.
420
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,727
Who we got here? Who we
got here? Carly Flight.
421
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,730
- Oh, shit.
- All right, okay.
422
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,525
The Pod Goddess. Everybody
watch out for her.
423
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,838
Careful what you say.
424
00:21:28,849 --> 00:21:30,862
That's right.
Yeah. Careful what you say.
425
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,323
Larry, Mary. Lovely.
Lovely to see you guys.
426
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,868
Uh, who else is here? Who's here? Len.
427
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,870
Len giveth and Len taketh away.
428
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,164
Watch out for Len.
429
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,834
Uh, my guy, Nate Sofrelli,
saw the polls this morning
430
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,460
and moonwalked here.
431
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,005
Our best to Gil and Jimenez.
432
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,340
Everybody's here. It's
great to see you all.
433
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,384
Um... Yeah, you know, it's...
434
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,220
It's our... It's our
first, uh, tailgate party
435
00:21:55,309 --> 00:21:57,510
without the big guy. Yeah.
436
00:21:57,521 --> 00:21:59,683
But, uh, we're still gonna live it up.
437
00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:02,019
As always, kettle corn, over there,
438
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,687
will be shipped to whoever is closest
439
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,063
to tomorrow's electoral count.
440
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,607
And, uh...
441
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,130
Yeah, this is a tough one.
442
00:22:09,141 --> 00:22:11,278
But, uh, we're all gonna stay sane,
443
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,127
and we're all gonna stay friends. Yeah?
444
00:22:14,557 --> 00:22:16,033
Uh, thanks to my sis for hosting.
445
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,378
Thank you, sis.
446
00:22:17,389 --> 00:22:18,515
Of course.
447
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,704
But, yeah. You know,
we... we... we, uh...
448
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,948
We didn't know what to do this year.
449
00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:27,634
Um... You know...
450
00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:32,137
We watch history. We make history,
451
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,978
and then one day, we become it.
452
00:22:35,849 --> 00:22:38,508
So, can I just... I'd
like to ask you all
453
00:22:38,828 --> 00:22:42,726
for a moment of silence,
if we could, in memory.
454
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,131
Thank you. Thank you, y'all.
455
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,617
Sorry.
456
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:08,243
Uh. It's okay. Hey, man.
So, VIP in the house.
457
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:11,198
Mr. Matsson, how are you? Welcome.
458
00:23:11,412 --> 00:23:13,215
Thank you. Thank you,
everyone. Thank you.
459
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,633
You know, you... You,
uh... You don't get
460
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,302
my sister's triplex in the
deal, you know. Don't get greedy.
461
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,041
Well, you know. Hey. We
haven't closed yet. So...
462
00:23:20,052 --> 00:23:22,682
- We'll see. We'll see what happens.
- Nice. Nice. Anyway.
463
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:26,423
Welcome. Uh, uh. You know, my
dad... my dad loved you all.
464
00:23:26,434 --> 00:23:29,773
We love you all. So, uh,
let's... let's have some fun.
465
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,941
Let the games begin.
466
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,777
Salud! Cheers. Cheers.
467
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,362
All right.
468
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,991
Okay. What the fuck is he doing here?
469
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,898
Uh... Yeah, I don't know.
Seriously, it's like, the fuck?
470
00:23:42,909 --> 00:23:44,069
- Did you... What's...
- He's gonna blow up our spot.
471
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,833
Yeah, yeah. So, apparently,
um, Dad invited him, actually.
472
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,544
And he emailed a yes, like,
four minutes before walking in.
473
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,753
- Four?
- Yeah.
474
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,047
- Do we just throw him out, then?
- I would love that. No.
475
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,841
But I don't think we can afford to
be seen treating him as the enemy.
476
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,844
- Uh-huh.
- I think we hang tough. Yeah?
477
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,971
Just stick to the plan.
478
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,916
Regulatory. You know?
479
00:24:02,927 --> 00:24:04,641
These assholes in here? Our assholes.
480
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,434
- Yeah.
- Yeah. But what's his fucking game?
481
00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:07,918
Like is he going for freak-out?
482
00:24:07,929 --> 00:24:09,812
Or is he flicking the same beans as us?
483
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,677
Well, how do you wanna play?
484
00:24:11,688 --> 00:24:14,276
Honestly, like, he, like...
There's too much peanut butter
485
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,621
between us. Can you stick close?
486
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,489
Yeah, sure.
487
00:24:19,652 --> 00:24:20,991
I think just guide him away
488
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,200
from the high-value targets,
489
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,035
refill his glass, run him in circles,
490
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,662
tell people he's Looney
Tunes behind his back.
491
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,170
- Oh, easy.
- Keep him from the big wigs.
492
00:24:27,181 --> 00:24:29,623
So, Operation, just
like, "Nuke the Luke."
493
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,543
- Yeah.
- All right. I can do that.
494
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:32,561
- Okay.
- Let's do it.
495
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:33,901
Let's smash that Swede.
496
00:24:33,912 --> 00:24:36,715
I'm tired. It's a lot,
you know, the pre-election prep.
497
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,883
- You know?
- Oh, right.
498
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,471
- Yeah. I bet, I bet, I bet.
- Yeah. It's a lot.
499
00:24:39,482 --> 00:24:41,093
Hey, so are you, uh...
500
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:45,182
In the company, are you hands-on
or more of an overview guy?
501
00:24:45,268 --> 00:24:48,250
Um, I... Interesting.
502
00:24:48,261 --> 00:24:50,812
I... I guess... Well,
let me ask you this.
503
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,640
What would you value more highly?
504
00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:55,395
Really? No.
505
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,193
Because I like to think
that I can do both.
506
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,409
You know, I get my hands
dirty and clean noggin,
507
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:01,371
and, you know, multi-tasker.
508
00:25:01,382 --> 00:25:03,741
Okay. You're kissing my ass.
509
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,369
- No! I'm not kissing your ass, Lukas.
- No?
510
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,289
- You're too smart. You'd spot it a mile off.
- Yeah.
511
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,360
- Hey!
- Hey.
512
00:25:10,371 --> 00:25:12,121
I'm about to take a shit
in your husband's mouth,
513
00:25:12,132 --> 00:25:13,542
and I'm pretty sure he's gonna tell me
514
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,302
- it tastes like coconut.
- No, no. I'm not. I'm not.
515
00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:18,173
No, but seriously,
516
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,801
it's a really, really nice place.
517
00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:21,095
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
518
00:25:21,106 --> 00:25:22,968
Uh. who'll get to
keep it in the divorce?
519
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,893
- Yeah.
- Okay, should we, uh...
520
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,061
- Yeah.
- ...hit up some people?
521
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,403
- Yeah. Good to see you.
- Talk to you later.
522
00:25:32,414 --> 00:25:33,697
- All right.
- Yeah.
523
00:25:33,973 --> 00:25:37,049
- It's good to see you.
- Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary.
524
00:25:37,165 --> 00:25:42,102
Uh, yeah. So, you need to hit
Nate, Carly, uh, Valerie first.
525
00:25:42,113 --> 00:25:44,324
- But I need to keep an eye out for my brothers...
- Yeah.
526
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,785
...and, uh, you just need...
527
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,704
You've done this before,
so just don't, um...
528
00:25:49,831 --> 00:25:51,498
- You know, don't...
- Don't? What?
529
00:25:51,788 --> 00:25:53,375
- If you could...
- Don't scream "people are data"
530
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,793
and stick my dick in the guac?
531
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:57,128
- Yeah, sure. Don't. Yeah.
- Don't do that.
532
00:25:57,397 --> 00:25:59,756
Yeah, you're about to purchase one
of the most prized cultural assets
533
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,466
and political communication
channels in America,
534
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:04,761
and you need to prepare the
ground because otherwise,
535
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,763
your many fucking
enemies will portray you
536
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,432
as some jerk-off coder
from Gothenburg. Okay?
537
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,102
I am a jerk-off coder from Gothenburg.
538
00:26:12,378 --> 00:26:14,104
- Well...
- Right? Right, Ebba?
539
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,480
- You remember Ebba?
- Hi! Yeah.
540
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,815
Good to see you again. How are you?
541
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,026
You too. Oh, I'm, you know, who cares?
542
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,249
"Who cares?" Yeah. Charming.
543
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:23,779
Okay. Oh, uh, well,
544
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,991
not that you need to do
anything about this now,
545
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,159
but you should fire your
lobbyists. Just so you know.
546
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,495
You need rainmakers and
not weather forecasters.
547
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,165
Sure. It... it's just not
really my arena. I'm sorry.
548
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,375
It's more Andreas...
549
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,960
You don't have to apologize, Ebba.
550
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:40,682
It's... It's just information
we're sharing. That's all.
551
00:26:41,324 --> 00:26:43,775
It's, um, social anxiety.
552
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:47,053
The only PR person in the world
who hates talking to people.
553
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,677
- Oh.
- Yeah.
554
00:26:48,803 --> 00:26:51,308
I don't love parties, but I'm good.
555
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:55,242
Whereas I love them. I do.
556
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,355
- Oh! Great.
- Skål.
557
00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:01,651
Yeah. So, I have a number two
who's moon-beamed on edibles,
558
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,695
and a communication officer
559
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,322
who's terrified of communicating.
560
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,318
Oh. Brilliant.
561
00:27:07,329 --> 00:27:10,363
So, Mogadishu is a no-go.
562
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,370
- Of course.
- It's a death sentence.
563
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,414
Frankly, uh, we're insulted.
564
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,958
- Oh. Are you?
- But I would like
565
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,418
to roll through all the options.
566
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,421
So, as a brother, what's the top option?
567
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,548
Okay, let me... Let me
have a little a look.
568
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,133
I would love to get to Europe.
569
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,177
Can I creep up through the underbelly?
570
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,887
Come up through the Balkans?
571
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,875
A couple of senior departures,
Berlin by Christmas?
572
00:27:31,886 --> 00:27:35,101
They may be willing to
talk Slovenia or Slovakia.
573
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,237
Mm-hmm?
574
00:27:37,972 --> 00:27:41,924
Mm, yeah, I think I'm a no on the Slos.
575
00:27:42,149 --> 00:27:44,862
What about South Korea? Hmm?
576
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:49,199
South Korea. Top ten GDP,
major geopolitical player.
577
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,868
I feel like that would be tough.
578
00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:55,288
- North Korea?
- Oh, easy, my liege.
579
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:57,957
You don't know. Nobody
knows. That's the point.
580
00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,147
I could open it up like Nixon did China.
581
00:28:00,158 --> 00:28:02,255
Con, they're not gonna put
you anywhere with nukes.
582
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,630
Well, that's insulting.
I don't think I wanna go
583
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,663
anywhere that doesn't have nukes.
584
00:28:04,674 --> 00:28:07,622
All right. Well, how do you like Oman?
585
00:28:07,869 --> 00:28:10,095
- Oman?
- Yeah.
586
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,024
Poor man's Saudi Arabia
or rich man's Yemen?
587
00:28:13,686 --> 00:28:15,845
Hmm. I have to check.
588
00:28:16,157 --> 00:28:18,353
See what my wo-man thinks about O-man.
589
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,813
Nice.
590
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,783
- Yup, good.
- All right, good.
591
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,904
Well, I... I guess,
essentially, I'm a self-made guy
592
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,782
who came up with a really
cool product that people love.
593
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,701
I send you my 9.99 a
month. I'm no hater.
594
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:38,081
- 'Preciate it.
- But Daniel is troubled by out-of-control algos.
595
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,959
- He is worried that you...
- Yeah.
596
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,170
...bleep-boop guys are gonna
data-mine us all to death.
597
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,256
Yeah, no, no. I... I totally get that.
598
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,842
And, uh, in terms of all this,
599
00:28:48,992 --> 00:28:51,094
someone's gonna pick
up the assets, right?
600
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,054
So... who's that gonna be?
601
00:28:53,193 --> 00:28:58,862
Is it gonna be, and no offense,
Shiv, uh, but the failsons?
602
00:28:59,636 --> 00:29:01,628
Really? Is that a good option?
603
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,064
They will do what he did,
604
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:07,996
but they will do it stupider
and uglier, and less amenable.
605
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,653
And, surprisingly,
606
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:12,031
Lukas is actually pretty amenable.
607
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,575
- Amenable?
- Yes.
608
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,107
What about leadership at ATN?
609
00:29:15,118 --> 00:29:18,746
Well, I would definitely make
some major leadership changes
610
00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:21,092
- at the top of ATN. Yes.
- Really?
611
00:29:21,641 --> 00:29:22,851
Oh...
612
00:29:25,475 --> 00:29:26,737
Oh, Tom.
613
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,500
I can't wiggle my way in there.
614
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,064
He's just busy slobbering
up Nate with Shiv.
615
00:29:35,884 --> 00:29:37,612
They're just talking, Greg.
616
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,421
Uh, can you... Can you
push a few more of these?
617
00:29:42,432 --> 00:29:44,105
Um, and... No, actually, put them away
618
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,367
so we create a kind of scarcity thing?
619
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,038
- Hey, man.
- Hey, man. Brother.
620
00:29:51,058 --> 00:29:53,780
Been a minute. Listen, uh...
621
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:55,543
I know we haven't had a chance to talk.
622
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,063
I'm sorry, man.
623
00:29:57,870 --> 00:29:59,538
- Yeah.
- He was, um...
624
00:30:01,665 --> 00:30:03,957
What can I say? Jesus. I can't imagine.
625
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,668
Yeah, it's tough, but, uh,
626
00:30:05,744 --> 00:30:08,872
you know, life keeps a-rollin', right?
627
00:30:09,502 --> 00:30:11,036
But you, man.
628
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,593
You throwin' off some kingmaker vibes.
629
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,095
Fuck, yeah. How's Daniel?
630
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,139
- Can I shoot you names? Uh...
- Mm.
631
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,599
You know, you can make a decent, uh...
632
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,726
You can make a decent cabinet
for my fucking poker night.
633
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:25,563
Sure, yeah, yeah. The
activists would love that.
634
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:28,483
Look, dude, I'm just gonna
give you my rap straight.
635
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,361
- Okay? Is that okay?
- Uh...
636
00:30:31,486 --> 00:30:34,234
I think we could be
really good for you guys.
637
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,826
Like, I'm talking major
reset of the dialogue,
638
00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:42,080
which I am personally invested in.
639
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,551
But that only happens
if this deal goes away.
640
00:30:46,589 --> 00:30:48,344
Hm. Uh-huh.
641
00:30:48,355 --> 00:30:50,723
Yeah, you know, board-wise,
shareholder-wise,
642
00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:52,647
we can't come out
publicly. But the deal,
643
00:30:52,658 --> 00:30:55,732
you should know the deal
is headed to the woodshed.
644
00:30:56,225 --> 00:30:58,555
GoJo has had incredible growth.
He's a charismatic figure,
645
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,029
but he's gonna get wrung out.
646
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,685
And, you know, there is
really legitimate concern here.
647
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,688
DOJ or FTC balking
at the sports overlap?
648
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,316
- The FCC over foreign ownership of broadcast?
- Uh-oh. He's pitching me.
649
00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:11,557
No, I'm s... I'm telling you.
650
00:31:11,568 --> 00:31:15,112
I think maybe CFIUS might have
a word to say about Matsson's,
651
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:18,950
you know, extreme political positions
652
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,129
and fucking Holocaust jokes.
653
00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:25,152
Sure. So, uh, so what?
654
00:31:25,481 --> 00:31:29,335
So, you guys come out for
regulation pretty soon,
655
00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:32,380
and we give you a better ride
in the first hundred days.
656
00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:35,818
Man, I forgot how eager you
were to get laid at a party.
657
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:37,500
Let me check in.
658
00:31:37,511 --> 00:31:40,848
Cool. All right. Love it.
Would love to get laid.
659
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,738
Could we have the room?
660
00:31:47,161 --> 00:31:50,440
So, you're doing great.
Yeah, eminently plausible.
661
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,220
- Nice wordings.
- Yeah? Really?
662
00:31:52,231 --> 00:31:54,235
- Yeah, yeah. You're doing good. Yeah.
- All right. Nice, nice.
663
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,279
Nate, I think, really
liked talking to you.
664
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,405
And Carly loved you.
665
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,580
- So, yeah.
- Oh, cool, cool.
666
00:31:58,591 --> 00:32:01,626
I wasn't sure, 'cause I don't
always read people great. So...
667
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,953
Yeah, no, it's good. You're good.
668
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:05,072
Yeah, you've hit the A-team,
669
00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:06,960
and so now, I think we should
build your profile with the...
670
00:32:06,971 --> 00:32:09,005
the op-ed narcissists
and the Beltway psychos.
671
00:32:09,016 --> 00:32:10,375
All right. Bang, bang, bang!
672
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,295
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.
- I like this. I like this.
673
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,505
You know, I thought these
people would be very complicated,
674
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,757
but it's... they're not.
675
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,330
It's basically just,
like, money and gossip.
676
00:32:18,341 --> 00:32:19,761
- That's it.
- Oh, yeah. No, that's all it is.
677
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:21,947
Just money and gossip.
That's everything.
678
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:24,182
All right. Well, take me
down to the paradise city!
679
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,808
- Let's do this!
- Great! Well. Mm.
680
00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,341
Uh... At this point,
681
00:32:27,352 --> 00:32:29,069
I think I would like
to ask the question,
682
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,315
not that I don't love heaving you
around like a great lump of pine
683
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,192
and making you shine. Uh...
684
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:37,205
But what have you done for me lately?
685
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,535
Okay, well, uh...
686
00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,582
What do you want?
687
00:32:46,114 --> 00:32:47,981
I... I really like talking to you.
688
00:32:47,992 --> 00:32:49,941
So, you... you can have...
689
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:51,641
You can have whatever you want.
690
00:32:52,558 --> 00:32:55,968
Okay, so this situation's
not without risk for me.
691
00:32:56,098 --> 00:32:58,965
So if I was to move to actively engage
692
00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:01,636
in assisting you with the acquisition,
then I would need to know
693
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,972
that it leads to a very,
very, very significant role.
694
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:08,184
- Three verys. Wow.
- Yeah.
695
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,279
- Okay. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
696
00:33:10,793 --> 00:33:11,909
Carry on.
697
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:15,065
So, I know the company.
I know everything.
698
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,577
I know my way around. I'm collaborative.
699
00:33:17,588 --> 00:33:20,623
I have the name. I am...
700
00:33:20,746 --> 00:33:23,498
I'm hot shit and I'm ready to go. Okay?
701
00:33:25,487 --> 00:33:27,420
Okay, um...
702
00:33:29,032 --> 00:33:30,440
- Can I think?
- No.
703
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:34,429
All right. Uh...
704
00:33:35,289 --> 00:33:37,072
Okay, uh...
705
00:33:37,222 --> 00:33:38,714
Let's... I would hate to lose you.
706
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,299
So... so let's, um...
707
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:42,635
Why... why don't we
circle back in a bit?
708
00:33:42,767 --> 00:33:44,429
- Okay? Okay. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, sure. Of course.
709
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,847
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
710
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,390
You are doing good out there, you know?
711
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,892
- All right.
- You're like a self-teaching AI.
712
00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:52,145
I'm just gonna take five,
and then I'll be back
713
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,938
with the dipshits and limpdicks.
714
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,451
Yeah, sure.
715
00:33:59,398 --> 00:34:01,765
Hey, hey. Hey, Bony Moronie.
716
00:34:01,942 --> 00:34:04,092
- What's up?
- Can you lend a hand?
717
00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:05,782
- Uh...
- Matsson.
718
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,411
Can you, like, look after him?
719
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,247
Uh, yeah. I... I guess he occasionally
720
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:15,045
has expressed a distaste,
uh, in the past, for...
721
00:34:15,449 --> 00:34:17,542
my particular flavor of me.
722
00:34:17,553 --> 00:34:19,338
- Just find him a blunt. Or something stronger.
- Yeah?
723
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,467
Point his dick in the direction
of some fissile material. Yeah?
724
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,093
- Yeah. Okay.
- You got it.
725
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,271
I can try.
726
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,310
So, Tom, are you going to
imperil democracy tomorrow?
727
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,437
Yeah. "You against the wall.
728
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,646
You against the wall.
729
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,840
You're a nice guy. You can
live. Bang, bang, bang, bang!"
730
00:34:37,851 --> 00:34:40,474
- Oh, yeah. Come on, please.
- That's what I'll do.
731
00:34:40,485 --> 00:34:43,809
I can assure you Mr. Mild
here is a one-pepper menu item.
732
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,903
Thank you, dear.
733
00:34:44,914 --> 00:34:46,806
And plans after the deal goes through?
734
00:34:46,817 --> 00:34:49,535
I hear you may be headed elsewhere.
735
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:52,329
Oh, well, you know,
I've always got options.
736
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,040
Why? Wh... what did you hear?
737
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:57,677
- Well, maybe I heard wrong.
- Uh-huh.
738
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,308
- Uh... Okay, okay. Um...
- Sorry. Excuse me, Scott.
739
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:07,067
That is some top-shelf
rat-fucking there.
740
00:35:07,411 --> 00:35:09,472
- Yeah, bye-bye. Yeah, yeah.
- Something juicy?
741
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:10,973
The deep dive on Matsson.
It's pretty juicy.
742
00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:13,851
Apparently, he's been
creeping on Ebba, his comms.
743
00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:15,478
Sending her some weird shit.
744
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,729
Blood, bits of hair.
745
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,369
- Perhaps some other things.
- Num, num, num.
746
00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,565
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nate. Hey, Nate.
747
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,053
- You want in on this?
- You're gonna want in on this.
748
00:35:21,064 --> 00:35:23,014
Yeah, you wanna hear something
nasty about someone terrible?
749
00:35:23,025 --> 00:35:24,520
- Matsson shit.
- Um, sure.
750
00:35:24,531 --> 00:35:27,155
- Um, I gotta go.
- You're going?
751
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:29,367
- Yeah.
- Okay, but we're good
752
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,369
on the situation?
753
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,745
Daniel's people aren't too comfortable
754
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,413
with me rubbing shoulders with you.
755
00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:39,358
And, uh, yeah, Coop...
likes to yap and, uh...
756
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,973
Um, yeah. Looks a little cozy. So...
757
00:35:42,906 --> 00:35:43,912
- Apologies.
- Okay, but...
758
00:35:43,923 --> 00:35:45,549
But, you know, I think
there is something here.
759
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,802
These are legitimate concerns.
760
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,798
I mean, just tell Daniel. I mean...
761
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,805
we can make primetime safe for you.
762
00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:54,696
- I'm gonna be straight with you.
- All we need is one sentence
763
00:35:54,707 --> 00:35:56,504
- signaling to the markets...
- I don't feel comfortable with
764
00:35:56,514 --> 00:35:58,530
the tenor of this conversation.
765
00:35:58,541 --> 00:36:00,815
You don't feel comfortable with
the tenor of this conversation?
766
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,119
Don't play hall monitor with me, bro.
767
00:36:03,757 --> 00:36:05,735
Right? I know you.
768
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,363
- I know who you are, my friend.
- Ken.
769
00:36:07,525 --> 00:36:09,590
I don't know what you
think this is. I'm not Gil.
770
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:12,729
You're not Logan. That's a good thing.
771
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,023
I'll see ya.
772
00:36:20,442 --> 00:36:24,296
And so, where would we
live, exactly, in Oman?
773
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:27,591
In Muscat, I should
think. In a compound.
774
00:36:28,059 --> 00:36:30,760
Okay, but would it be above ground?
775
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,889
Of course, above ground, Willa.
776
00:36:32,945 --> 00:36:35,489
"Pearl of Arabia."
777
00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:37,293
- Huh?
- Okay.
778
00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:40,354
"The Sultan's word has
the force of the law."
779
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,368
- Mm-hmm.
- Great.
780
00:36:41,379 --> 00:36:42,773
At the airport, we'd walk right through.
781
00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,025
Okay.
782
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,611
- And this is for Mencken?
- Mm-hmm.
783
00:36:46,834 --> 00:36:49,071
You know, all my family
and friends hate Mencken.
784
00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:51,886
Diplomatic plates.
You can park anywhere.
785
00:36:51,897 --> 00:36:53,969
You can basically drive on the
sidewalk. The police can't touch you.
786
00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:56,097
Running people over
is not a selling point.
787
00:37:05,035 --> 00:37:07,964
Fucking Greg.
788
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,009
- Hey. My Swedish friends.
- Hey. Yeah.
789
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,887
Nice to see you.
790
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,138
- Yo!
- Ja!
791
00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:16,858
- Fucking hanger-on.
- Hey!
792
00:37:16,869 --> 00:37:18,673
You fucking dingleberry.
793
00:37:18,684 --> 00:37:20,517
Dude, I'm on a charm offensive here.
794
00:37:20,528 --> 00:37:21,988
Can you be kind?
795
00:37:23,057 --> 00:37:24,356
Would you like to join us?
796
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,952
Would you like to fuck off?
797
00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:28,289
My God!
798
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,158
Seriously, Oskar. I'm gonna fire you.
799
00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:35,141
Okay, Ebba. Can you fire him, please?
800
00:37:35,152 --> 00:37:37,148
Can you?
801
00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:40,531
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this boring you?
802
00:37:40,776 --> 00:37:42,832
I've seen him cut your
balls a hundred times.
803
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,377
Yeah, it's a little bit boring.
804
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,085
Look at him! Sadistic face, he loves it.
805
00:37:47,096 --> 00:37:48,921
- I do!
- He loves being fired.
806
00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:51,847
I would... I would like
to fire Ebba, though.
807
00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:53,405
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
808
00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:55,304
But I can't because she's, uh,
809
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,723
created and fostered this, uh, situation
810
00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,392
in which I find it very difficult
811
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,595
to do what I want.
812
00:38:00,606 --> 00:38:02,103
I'm not saying you've
done it on purpose,
813
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,742
but it is quite interesting
814
00:38:05,293 --> 00:38:07,128
that you have sort of tenure
815
00:38:08,131 --> 00:38:09,241
'cause we've mingled.
816
00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:11,352
- Lukas.
- Ebba.
817
00:38:11,363 --> 00:38:14,284
I'm not sure if you're
kidding but, uh...
818
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,252
I could help.
819
00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:19,662
- I'd fire her if you want.
- Yeah?
820
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,716
Yeah. I'd fire her right now.
821
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:26,961
I've got some recent
experience in this, uh, arena.
822
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,381
- Would you do that for me?
- Instantly. Sure.
823
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:31,882
It's on. Guys.
824
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,343
Guys, gather 'round.
825
00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:37,138
This guy is about to
fire my senior comms.
826
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,307
- Uh... No hard feelings.
- The jokes are funny.
827
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,850
The jokes are very funny.
828
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,354
- Ebba! Ebba!
- Wow!
829
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,939
Come on!
830
00:38:47,051 --> 00:38:50,359
You know what, Lukas?
I wish you would fire me.
831
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,236
- Ebba!
- Ebba!
832
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:56,031
- Ebba!
- Ebba!
833
00:38:56,268 --> 00:38:58,325
It's not the attitude
834
00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:01,130
of the employee that
we want at our company.
835
00:39:09,816 --> 00:39:11,106
You okay?
836
00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:15,266
- Hi.
- We... we... We just... We saw...
837
00:39:15,572 --> 00:39:17,621
You know, we just wanted to make sure...
838
00:39:17,632 --> 00:39:20,446
Check in, make sure you're
okay, like, on a human level.
839
00:39:20,457 --> 00:39:21,573
We... We saw..
840
00:39:21,584 --> 00:39:23,162
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Like, are you... You good?
841
00:39:23,173 --> 00:39:25,227
I... I'm... I'm really...
I'm totally fine.
842
00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,496
Don't worry about it.
843
00:39:26,507 --> 00:39:28,656
- All right. Well, good. That's good to hear.
- Okay.
844
00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:30,325
- Right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
845
00:39:30,775 --> 00:39:33,653
- Totally.
- He seems kind of awful.
846
00:39:35,153 --> 00:39:36,530
We've...
847
00:39:37,732 --> 00:39:40,109
You know, we... we built his whole rep.
848
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,287
He's not even a real coder.
849
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,873
Someone gave him, like, a box of tech,
850
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,542
and he took it to
market, you know? "Bravo."
851
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,086
Yeah. Bravo.
852
00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:52,338
Well, yeah, we just wanted to say
853
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:55,766
we... we... we sympathize
with all the shit.
854
00:39:56,743 --> 00:39:59,929
Well, I'll be out in
February anyway. So...
855
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,139
Really? That's a shame.
856
00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:04,585
And... is that because of the...
857
00:40:05,168 --> 00:40:09,005
sending you of, you know, whatnots?
858
00:40:09,764 --> 00:40:13,744
What? No. It's... I mean...
859
00:40:14,466 --> 00:40:16,862
That's pretty much the least
of his worries right now.
860
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:20,000
Okay. All right. Because...
861
00:40:21,478 --> 00:40:23,564
- India.
- India. Right.
862
00:40:24,327 --> 00:40:26,329
Uh, and I feel like I know this,
863
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,967
but what are the details here with that?
864
00:40:29,253 --> 00:40:30,344
The details?
865
00:40:30,355 --> 00:40:32,753
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna
give you all the details.
866
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,756
- Sure.
- Right.
867
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:37,026
Can I... Can I get... Can I bum a smoke?
868
00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:38,632
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
869
00:40:38,643 --> 00:40:39,728
Sure.
870
00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:49,687
So, ATN is saying, "Dems Positive
Polls a Radical Misinformation Plot."
871
00:40:49,889 --> 00:40:52,106
- Ballsy.
- Like to keep things peppery.
872
00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:55,067
I mean, did we mention he's tired? Yeah.
873
00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,694
I guess he can't be across everything,
874
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,988
can you, tired boy? Hey?
875
00:40:59,095 --> 00:41:00,865
But you should call Pam on that
876
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,700
'cause, you know, everyone
here is needling me. So...
877
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,952
Then you should tell them
to stop wetting their pants.
878
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,370
Okay. Well, I get that, Tom.
879
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,002
But, also, you heard
about the Phoenix thing?
880
00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:11,375
The O'Malleys firebombed
a fucking campaign office?
881
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,538
- Scary shit.
- Exactly.
882
00:41:12,549 --> 00:41:15,015
A firecracker. A pair of firecrackers
883
00:41:15,026 --> 00:41:16,263
- taped together.
- Uh, pardon, pardon.
884
00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:19,216
- Sorry. May we borrow the lady for a second?
- Sure. Oh, sure.
885
00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:20,560
- Thank you, Tom.
- Don't mind me. I'm getting fired.
886
00:41:20,571 --> 00:41:22,603
- Guess what?
- What? The Phoenix thing?
887
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,550
- It's pretty wild.
- Nope.
888
00:41:24,561 --> 00:41:26,055
Matsson's numbers are funky.
889
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,975
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh...
890
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:31,029
- Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about?
- Yeah, Ebba spilled.
891
00:41:31,039 --> 00:41:32,861
Screwy metrics in India.
892
00:41:32,872 --> 00:41:34,488
Matsson has been peddling bundles
893
00:41:34,499 --> 00:41:36,232
of South Asian packing peanuts.
894
00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:38,485
What? You mean, like...
895
00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:40,237
Okay. So, significant numbers?
896
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:42,990
Yeah, yeah, we think so. Big, big.
897
00:41:43,082 --> 00:41:44,904
I fucking knew he was a bullshitter.
898
00:41:44,915 --> 00:41:46,994
I'm telling you, new money.
899
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,781
You gotta hold those
fresh bills to the light.
900
00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:50,418
Uh-huh. Wow!
901
00:41:50,911 --> 00:41:52,945
Okay. Wha... Fuck.
902
00:41:53,088 --> 00:41:54,538
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
903
00:41:54,549 --> 00:41:56,875
You said a hundred scalps in three days?
904
00:41:56,886 --> 00:41:58,377
Mm-hmm. Hundred.
905
00:41:58,388 --> 00:42:01,047
Mr. Nephew. That's a...
906
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,593
That's quite a number. I...
907
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:05,283
I thought you were backwash
at the bottom of the gene pool,
908
00:42:05,294 --> 00:42:08,121
but this is something else.
909
00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:10,267
- You're the real deal.
- Yes, you underestimated me,
910
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:13,562
- and that's exactly how I wanted it, Lukas.
- I believe I might have.
911
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:17,282
Mm. Well, how did you do it?
912
00:42:17,742 --> 00:42:20,185
Uh, I don't know, I just do it.
913
00:42:20,196 --> 00:42:22,070
- Just jackknife right in there.
- Yeah.
914
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,615
And slit their throat.
915
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,867
It must feel, afterwards, a bit...
916
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,619
a little bit shitty, right?
917
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,827
Honestly, not really.
918
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:35,125
HR says I'm the right guy for the job
919
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,962
because it looks like
I care but I don't.
920
00:42:38,025 --> 00:42:41,945
- Not a good person.
- No, I am. I am. It's just...
921
00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:46,303
you gotta do what you gotta do, right?
922
00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:47,763
Do you though?
923
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,349
- Hey, there she is.
- Hey.
924
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,685
- Hey.
- Welcome to the kids table!
925
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,645
Can I, uh, talk to you for a second?
926
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,773
Oh, yeah. Is it
time to up the periscopes?
927
00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,567
Um, yeah. Sorry to break
up the brains trust.
928
00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:02,079
You sit, Slim Reaper.
929
00:43:02,388 --> 00:43:04,835
A butcher with a smile.
930
00:43:05,486 --> 00:43:06,821
What's, uh...
931
00:43:07,893 --> 00:43:09,993
Why... why... Why are we running?
932
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,205
- Is there a fire or what?
- Uh, yeah, there might be.
933
00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,623
So, what's your...
934
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,834
What's happening with your numbers?
935
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:20,347
- What numbers?
- What numbers? Lukas.
936
00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:23,011
Oh, in... Oh, in India?
937
00:43:23,302 --> 00:43:24,460
Yeah.
938
00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,353
Is this Ebba or Oskar?
939
00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:29,470
Huh. Okay.
940
00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:31,942
Um...
941
00:43:33,492 --> 00:43:36,804
Uh, well, we... we...
we... we... We have a...
942
00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,682
There's a little issue,
uh, that we're looking into,
943
00:43:38,693 --> 00:43:40,481
with subscriber numbers,
944
00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:42,985
uh, being, uh... being bullshit and...
945
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:45,029
Well, not bullshit. But, um...
946
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,406
A little... a little bit bullshit.
947
00:43:47,473 --> 00:43:49,199
What does "a little bit bullshit" mean?
948
00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:51,660
Uh... Well, maybe we
discovered a metrics error
949
00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,912
that has overstated our subs in India.
950
00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:55,622
Like, by quite a...
951
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:58,500
Like if there were two
Indias, it would make sense.
952
00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,911
- You "maybe" discovered?
- Yeah.
953
00:44:00,922 --> 00:44:02,963
But there isn't two Indias.
There's only one India.
954
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,715
- No. Yeah.
- And it's...
955
00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:06,759
It's just... It's a long
story. But it's, like, you know.
956
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:09,636
It's an emerging market.
It's... it's all wet cement.
957
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:12,514
- It's, um...
- So, stock and cash deal,
958
00:44:12,524 --> 00:44:15,267
the board would be well within
their rights to pull out.
959
00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:18,312
You know... You know that,
obviously, so how are you...
960
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,356
What are you... When are you addressing?
961
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,067
- Like, how are you handling?
- I'm not gonna... I don't...
962
00:44:23,218 --> 00:44:26,362
I don't want some forum
monkeys just shorting me.
963
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,364
I don't... I don't like
when people get into me.
964
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,064
It's gonna get out eventually.
965
00:44:30,075 --> 00:44:33,581
Well, or we buy Waystar, and
it gets lost in the deal dazzle.
966
00:44:33,592 --> 00:44:36,251
SEC, DOJ, is this...
967
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,749
- Is this even legal?
- Well, we close quickly,
968
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,584
and then shit will get crazy good.
969
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:45,297
By next quarter, the numbers
will be real, probably.
970
00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:47,424
Uh-huh.
971
00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,927
Come on. It's... It's kind
of funny though, isn't it?
972
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,678
- Uh...
- All right. I know it's...
973
00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:54,014
I know it's pretty bad.
I know it's pretty bad.
974
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,724
Yeah.
975
00:44:55,786 --> 00:44:57,663
You can fix it though, right?
976
00:44:58,651 --> 00:44:59,947
- Oh! Yeah, sure.
- Right?
977
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,398
I'll just build another fucking India.
978
00:45:02,477 --> 00:45:04,316
Love that. Build another India.
979
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:07,069
Yeah. That's my girl.
980
00:45:12,521 --> 00:45:13,855
Fuck me.
981
00:45:18,768 --> 00:45:20,552
Hey. Hey, Gerri.
982
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:23,137
Let me guess. "I'll have a martini."
983
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,294
Can we chat about stuff?
984
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,846
I have some thoughts and
might need your advice.
985
00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:29,891
- No.
- No? Just no?
986
00:45:29,902 --> 00:45:32,562
- Gerri? Gerri.
- What?
987
00:45:32,781 --> 00:45:34,397
The thing, that wasn't...
988
00:45:34,430 --> 00:45:36,723
The firing-you thing? That wasn't real.
989
00:45:36,773 --> 00:45:38,307
- No?
- No.
990
00:45:38,372 --> 00:45:40,519
No, it was like in the heat of the...
991
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,435
- You know? You know.
- No.
992
00:45:42,446 --> 00:45:44,273
No? Okay. Well, come on. Let's...
993
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,589
Let's have a fuckin' chat, okay?
994
00:45:47,116 --> 00:45:49,111
I'll, uh... I'll stand
in a cupboard and jerk off
995
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:51,665
while you explain to me
what the SEC is, okay?
996
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,267
Oh, really? No? Too soon?
997
00:45:55,662 --> 00:45:57,369
What do you want? You
want, like, a sorry?
998
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,912
I got a whole purse full of sorries.
999
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,730
- I'm sorry.
- I'm out.
1000
00:46:00,830 --> 00:46:02,499
- I'm done.
- Bullshit.
1001
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:03,792
Dad fired people all the time.
1002
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,961
I was just feeling kind of fire-ish.
1003
00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:08,338
Look, I have some requirements
you should know about.
1004
00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:09,506
- Mm-hmm.
- Several of which
1005
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,350
have been officially communicated,
1006
00:46:11,361 --> 00:46:14,864
and some that I thought
I should, uh, you know,
1007
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,546
- say in person.
- Okay. Ooh!
1008
00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:19,808
- Robo-Gerri. Scary.
- First of all, I want money.
1009
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,643
- Mm-hmm.
- Eye-watering sums.
1010
00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:23,562
Hundreds of millions of dollars.
1011
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,855
No. Pass.
1012
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:28,032
So, I have retained personal
reputation management.
1013
00:46:28,043 --> 00:46:30,699
- Mm-hmm.
- And they will be on the line when Karolina
1014
00:46:30,710 --> 00:46:34,698
does her background briefings
off a set of my bullet points.
1015
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,659
Mm-hmm. I will set
off your bullet points.
1016
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,311
And if I ever get a whiff
1017
00:46:39,322 --> 00:46:41,537
of anything undermining my narrative
1018
00:46:41,548 --> 00:46:44,021
- anytime in the next five years...
- Mm-hmm.
1019
00:46:44,032 --> 00:46:46,038
I will sue and I will go public...
1020
00:46:46,049 --> 00:46:47,479
- with the many, many...
- So stupid.
1021
00:46:47,489 --> 00:46:48,712
...pictures of your genitalia...
1022
00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:50,672
- All right. Great. Mm-hmm.
- ...that I have in my possession.
1023
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:52,382
- Have I made myself clear?
- Yes, absolutely.
1024
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,688
It's been a pleasure working
with you, Gerri. Thanks.
1025
00:46:54,699 --> 00:46:56,284
I could have got you there.
1026
00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:01,576
But no. Nope.
1027
00:47:01,807 --> 00:47:02,809
Nope.
1028
00:47:03,851 --> 00:47:04,883
See ya.
1029
00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:16,071
Okay.
1030
00:47:16,326 --> 00:47:19,618
Hey, Con. Can we, uh...
Can we settle this now?
1031
00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:22,663
Everyone is quite freaked out
about this political firebombing
1032
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,998
- in Arizona.
- Oh, yeah. The pop-pops in Phoenix?
1033
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,542
- Yeah.
- The wastepaper basket on fire?
1034
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,585
I think a file cabinet was
in the ICU. Can we draft?
1035
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:30,723
Well, actually, there's been a...
1036
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:34,196
- slight change of heart.
- Get the fuck outta here. You got it.
1037
00:47:34,207 --> 00:47:35,685
You got your bauble. It's great.
1038
00:47:35,696 --> 00:47:37,928
Let's write up a
fucking statement, okay?
1039
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:41,096
Wind up the old fax machine and
fart it out to your oddball army, okay?
1040
00:47:41,107 --> 00:47:43,892
We wonder, Roman, if he might have...
1041
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:46,322
invested too much in this
campaign to just, you know,
1042
00:47:46,332 --> 00:47:48,026
- drop out now. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
1043
00:47:48,037 --> 00:47:49,982
That's so cool. You tried. You failed.
1044
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,525
You move on. Find something new.
1045
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,693
He's fought hard.
1046
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,236
And we wanna find out
what might happen, okay?
1047
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,029
He might write, you
know, a book about this,
1048
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,739
- or a speaker circuit, or...
- Hey!
1049
00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,408
Nothing is gonna happen. Okay?
1050
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,535
Anything might happen
tomorrow, actually.
1051
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,828
- Really? Anything?
- Mm.
1052
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,746
Yes, see? Because that's the
beauty of this little system
1053
00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:06,123
that we have called democracy.
1054
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,791
Con! Man! Eat the fucking carrot. Okay?
1055
00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,615
Everyone in this room
thinks you're a fucking joke.
1056
00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:13,528
So tell your "wife" to shut the
fuck up, cover her shoulders,
1057
00:48:13,539 --> 00:48:15,806
- and pack a fucking bag for Oman, okay?
- Rome. Rome.
1058
00:48:15,817 --> 00:48:18,218
- I'm talking here. It's okay.
- Easy.
1059
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,235
There's one person here...
1060
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,596
- who doesn't think I'm a joke.
- Mm-hmm.
1061
00:48:24,607 --> 00:48:27,477
So that's who I'm gonna listen to, okay?
1062
00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:29,438
That's smart. Yeah, listen to her.
1063
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,064
- Willa, honey?
- Yeah?
1064
00:48:31,150 --> 00:48:33,442
- Bye. Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure, sir.
1065
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,110
You got my vote, a hundred percent,
1066
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,152
- if I could vote.
- I'm trying to help you, man.
1067
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,805
I am trying to help ya.
1068
00:48:40,964 --> 00:48:42,621
Really nice party.
1069
00:48:43,204 --> 00:48:44,827
Cool, cool family.
1070
00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,757
Oh. Thanks, man. Tweet about it.
1071
00:48:49,138 --> 00:48:50,688
So, who's, uh...
1072
00:48:50,699 --> 00:48:53,211
Who's going out tonight in
this shitty fucking town?
1073
00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,387
Anyone?
1074
00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:56,548
I gotta say, it's pretty
depressing from up here.
1075
00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:58,967
You can really see
how second-world it is.
1076
00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:01,470
I don't know, pretty
happening town, famously.
1077
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,554
Really? Is it though?
1078
00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:04,566
- Yeah.
- Compared to Singapore, Seoul,
1079
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,892
it's like Legoland.
1080
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,644
You know we still run shit, though?
1081
00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:11,438
Hmm. Like as in, "Only in New York."
1082
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,523
- Yeah.
- Right. Okay.
1083
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:16,360
Well, uh, nothing happens in New
York that doesn't happen everywhere.
1084
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,811
You should get that
written on a cup. Right?
1085
00:49:18,822 --> 00:49:20,155
Shouldn't he get that written on a cup?
1086
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:21,799
Like, that would look so cool.
1087
00:49:21,810 --> 00:49:24,576
You could sell that in a...
in a head shop in Rotterdam.
1088
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:27,051
- Could be a... a good business for you.
- Mm-hmm.
1089
00:49:27,062 --> 00:49:29,830
'Cause I hear you might need
some new revenue streams.
1090
00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,875
Yeah.
1091
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:35,222
Hey, really, really good
presentation by the way.
1092
00:49:35,527 --> 00:49:37,213
Loved it.
1093
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:39,299
Can't wait to get into
those predictions, man.
1094
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,842
- Those meaty predictions.
- Oh, yeah.
1095
00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:42,302
- Yes! Gonna be fun.
- Yeah? Yeah?
1096
00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:44,721
I'm excited about that.
Estimates. You know, estimates.
1097
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:48,141
- Yup.
- But you, man. Your numbers.
1098
00:49:48,264 --> 00:49:52,062
Exploding, right? Like,
literally unbelievable.
1099
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:55,691
Well, thank you. Thank you.
And congrats to you as well,
1100
00:49:55,816 --> 00:49:57,651
'cause I hear your numbers are gay.
1101
00:49:57,782 --> 00:49:59,892
- My numbers are... are what?
- Gay.
1102
00:49:59,903 --> 00:50:01,812
- My numbers are gay?
- Yeah.
1103
00:50:01,823 --> 00:50:05,117
You have this, uh,
cute little valuation,
1104
00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:07,911
and your numbers just came out as gay.
1105
00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,774
That's kinda homophobic, man.
1106
00:50:09,785 --> 00:50:12,194
Dude. Just let the wave hit you.
1107
00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:13,833
Float out.
1108
00:50:13,939 --> 00:50:15,544
I think I am the wave though, actually.
1109
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:18,922
You think you are the wave?
Because you love the deal?
1110
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,258
Are you kidding? Biggest
over-pay in history.
1111
00:50:21,426 --> 00:50:22,755
- Love that shit.
- Okay.
1112
00:50:22,766 --> 00:50:24,094
- Love it.
- All right, well...
1113
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,722
- Love the deal.
- Whoo! Love the deal.
1114
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,316
Love the deal.
1115
00:50:28,649 --> 00:50:29,890
Whoo!
1116
00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:32,894
- Come on. Come on. Come on, brother.
- Love it! Love the deal.
1117
00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:36,488
Yes.
1118
00:50:37,408 --> 00:50:38,567
- All right.
- Love the deal.
1119
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,403
Love the deal! Love the deal.
1120
00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:44,006
- The fuck? Bit of a show.
- Hugging it out.
1121
00:50:44,017 --> 00:50:46,450
- Uh-huh?
- Hey. I'm gonna...
1122
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,118
- What?
- Yeah. I'm done.
1123
00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,078
I'm... I'm gonna...
bed. I'm bushwhacked.
1124
00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:51,526
My eyes are sandpaper. I'm just...
1125
00:50:51,537 --> 00:50:54,165
Okay, well, we... you can stay
up for just a little longer
1126
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,176
- and say good night to people together.
- Shiv, do you know
1127
00:50:56,186 --> 00:50:57,626
what my day looks like tomorrow?
1128
00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,379
Tom, you're not gonna be doing anything.
1129
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,715
You'll just be lookin' for
shiny foreheads. It's fine.
1130
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,640
- I'm...
- You can stay for 45 minutes more.
1131
00:51:03,651 --> 00:51:05,271
I'm just a little tired
1132
00:51:05,282 --> 00:51:09,014
because all the fun gossip
that I've been hearing
1133
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:12,184
from everywhere at
this party, in my house,
1134
00:51:12,384 --> 00:51:14,144
is that I'm gonna be shit-canned.
1135
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,392
I got faith in you, man.
1136
00:51:15,403 --> 00:51:17,685
- Always been a loyal servant.
- Lots of faith.
1137
00:51:19,962 --> 00:51:21,371
Sorry...
1138
00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:24,111
Not helpful.
1139
00:51:28,491 --> 00:51:30,000
- The fuck is wrong with you?
- You know, I just
1140
00:51:30,011 --> 00:51:31,953
really do need to get
some sleep. I really do.
1141
00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:33,367
I'm sorry. Can we just leave it there?
1142
00:51:33,378 --> 00:51:34,748
- Please? Okay.
- You're tired. I get it.
1143
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,792
You keep on fucking saying.
So, yeah, you're tired.
1144
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,919
Okay, okay, I'm tired.
Let's leave it there.
1145
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,212
Keep fucking telling everyone.
1146
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,172
- Okay, okay. I'll stop.
- You're tired. I get it.
1147
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,298
I'm sorry.
1148
00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:47,993
I'm just... you know,
I am just worried about, you know...
1149
00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:50,251
Maybe I've nailed myself
to the Matsson cross,
1150
00:51:50,262 --> 00:51:52,941
and he might turn out to be bullshit.
1151
00:51:52,952 --> 00:51:54,768
You know, he's erratic
and... and... and... and...
1152
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,144
You know, maybe he isn't real.
1153
00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:58,647
Shiv, he's real. He's the future.
1154
00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,642
No, Tom. He...
1155
00:52:02,425 --> 00:52:05,821
There is a time bomb in his numbers,
and I might get blown up.
1156
00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:07,322
You'll be fine.
1157
00:52:07,436 --> 00:52:09,491
- You'll always be fine.
- No.
1158
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,202
No, I am fucking my family for this.
1159
00:52:12,278 --> 00:52:13,821
Can I just say something?
1160
00:52:14,741 --> 00:52:17,832
At this party here, there are maybe 40
1161
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:20,181
of the most important people in America,
1162
00:52:20,192 --> 00:52:24,186
and you have just walked
all around, all evening,
1163
00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:27,104
telling them all that
I'm gonna get fired.
1164
00:52:27,115 --> 00:52:30,692
No, it was implied,
lightly, as a little...
1165
00:52:30,810 --> 00:52:33,557
God! Part of a tactical kind of joke.
1166
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:37,935
Will you explain to me, uh, the joke?
1167
00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:40,098
- Because I don't get the fucking joke.
- Oh, my God. Tom!
1168
00:52:40,109 --> 00:52:42,190
- I don't get the joke.
- It was something that he said,
1169
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,942
that isn't true, that we needed to say.
1170
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,194
But you stood by his
side, and he said it,
1171
00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:48,321
and you were like, "Okay,
well, that sounds good to me."
1172
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:50,699
Fuck's sake. I'm not
doing this right now.
1173
00:52:50,756 --> 00:52:51,833
You know...
1174
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,411
I am in serious
trouble. That was a play.
1175
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,704
You will be okay
1176
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,671
because you are a tough fucking bitch
1177
00:52:57,682 --> 00:53:01,461
who will always survive
because you do what you need.
1178
00:53:01,472 --> 00:53:04,300
- You will do whatever you need.
- Are you even listening? I will be okay?
1179
00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,518
- Yeah? Really?
- Yeah.
1180
00:53:05,529 --> 00:53:08,628
You sure you're not projecting?
Because that is actually you.
1181
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,272
Should we have a real conversation?
1182
00:53:14,283 --> 00:53:16,516
- With a scorpion? No.
- That was a friendly thing.
1183
00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:19,102
- That was a friendly thing.
- Oh, yeah. Sure. Real friendly.
1184
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,280
Ha, ha, ha.
1185
00:53:21,236 --> 00:53:23,853
Yeah, no. Uh, I'm a scorpion.
1186
00:53:24,139 --> 00:53:26,994
You're a hyena. You're
a... You're a street rat.
1187
00:53:27,005 --> 00:53:28,964
Actually, no. You're a fucking snake.
1188
00:53:28,975 --> 00:53:31,573
"Here's a dead snake to
wear as a necktie, Tom.
1189
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,389
Why aren't you laughing?"
1190
00:53:36,836 --> 00:53:39,162
I wonder if we shouldn't clear the air.
1191
00:53:39,212 --> 00:53:40,957
- Yeah? Mm. Sure.
- Yeah.
1192
00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:44,586
I think that you can be
a very selfish person,
1193
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:47,380
and I think you find it very hard
1194
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,442
to think about me.
1195
00:53:48,453 --> 00:53:50,662
- What the fuck?
- And I think...
1196
00:53:50,783 --> 00:53:53,179
you shouldn't have
even married me, actually.
1197
00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:55,808
What the fuck? What the actual fuck?
1198
00:53:55,819 --> 00:53:57,519
You proposed to me.
1199
00:53:57,870 --> 00:53:59,990
You proposed to me at
my lowest fucking ebb.
1200
00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:02,437
My dad was dying. What
was I supposed to say?
1201
00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:04,898
- Perhaps, "No"?
- I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
1202
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:08,193
Oh, thanks! Thanks for that!
Yeah, you really kept me safe
1203
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,909
while you ran off to
fuck the phone book.
1204
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,932
Oh, fuck off. You're a hick.
1205
00:54:11,943 --> 00:54:13,615
- And then... And then...
- Conservative hick.
1206
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,326
You hid it because you were so scared
1207
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,411
of how fuckin' awful you are.
1208
00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:20,747
You were only with me to get to power.
1209
00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:22,999
Well, you got it now,
Tom. You've got it!
1210
00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,001
I'm with you because I love you!
1211
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:27,629
Bullshit. You're fucking me for my DNA.
1212
00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:30,090
You were fucking me for a fucking ladder
1213
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,343
because your whole family
is striving and parochial.
1214
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,429
That's not... That's not
a fair characterization.
1215
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,807
Oh, no? Well, your mom loves
me more than she loves you
1216
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,303
because she's cracked.
1217
00:54:40,314 --> 00:54:43,228
You wanna... You wanna
actually clear the air? Fine.
1218
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:44,813
You betrayed me.
1219
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:50,986
You were going to see me get
sent to fucking prison, Shiv!
1220
00:54:51,159 --> 00:54:55,115
And then you fobbed me off with
that fuckin' undrinkable wine,
1221
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,022
and you won't have my baby
1222
00:54:57,033 --> 00:54:58,535
because you never
even thought, honestly,
1223
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,787
that you'd be with me more
than, like, four fuckin' years,
1224
00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:02,872
- I don't think!
- You offered to go to jail, Tom!
1225
00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,874
You offered because you're servile!
1226
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,209
You're just... You're servile!
1227
00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:09,212
You are incapable of
thinking about anybody
1228
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:12,048
other than yourself 'cause
your sense of who you are, Shiv,
1229
00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:13,967
- is that fuckin' thin!
- Oh, yeah?
1230
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,260
- Yeah.
- You read that in a book, Tom?
1231
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,782
You're too fuckin'
transparent to find in a book!
1232
00:55:17,793 --> 00:55:19,451
You're pathetic. You're pathetic.
1233
00:55:19,462 --> 00:55:21,016
You're a masochist, and
you can't even take it.
1234
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:23,022
I think you are incapable of love.
1235
00:55:23,033 --> 00:55:25,035
And I think you are maybe not
1236
00:55:25,652 --> 00:55:27,320
a good person to have children!
1237
00:55:29,712 --> 00:55:31,631
Well, that's not very
nice to say, is it?
1238
00:55:32,206 --> 00:55:33,364
I'm sorry.
1239
00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:37,375
I'm sorry. But you... You...
1240
00:55:37,685 --> 00:55:41,578
You have hurt me more than
you can possibly imagine.
1241
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:45,248
And you, you took away
the last six months
1242
00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:46,541
I could've had with my dad.
1243
00:55:46,551 --> 00:55:47,667
- No.
- Yes.
1244
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:48,752
- No!
- Yes.
1245
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:51,347
You sucked up to him,
and you cut me out!
1246
00:55:52,570 --> 00:55:54,805
It's not my fault
1247
00:55:55,262 --> 00:55:57,180
that you didn't get his approval.
1248
00:55:58,474 --> 00:56:01,175
I have given you endless approval,
1249
00:56:01,186 --> 00:56:04,189
and it doesn't fill you
up because you're broken.
1250
00:56:05,874 --> 00:56:08,361
I don't like you.
1251
00:56:10,214 --> 00:56:11,382
I don't...
1252
00:56:12,252 --> 00:56:14,117
I don't even care about you.
1253
00:56:14,475 --> 00:56:16,816
I don't care.
1254
00:56:18,879 --> 00:56:21,966
Have we cleared the
air, huh? Feel good now?
1255
00:56:22,688 --> 00:56:24,286
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1256
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,841
- Fuckin' great. Tip-top.
- Uh-huh.
1257
00:56:28,091 --> 00:56:31,094
You don't deserve me. And you never did.
1258
00:56:33,576 --> 00:56:35,635
And everything came out of that.
1259
00:56:36,928 --> 00:56:40,594
Oof! So fu... fucking flat.
1260
00:57:00,151 --> 00:57:02,602
You, uh, find ways
to have fun out there?
1261
00:57:02,833 --> 00:57:04,033
More or less.
1262
00:57:04,044 --> 00:57:06,204
The red wine smells like wet dog.
1263
00:57:08,316 --> 00:57:10,333
Listen, I just wanted to do five.
1264
00:57:10,493 --> 00:57:12,193
Just me and you. Just Franky and Kenny.
1265
00:57:12,204 --> 00:57:13,915
- Mm-hmm.
- Not CEO and Chair.
1266
00:57:13,926 --> 00:57:17,172
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah. I don't think the GoJo deal
1267
00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:19,525
is in the best interests
of the shareholders,
1268
00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:21,746
- and I would like to explore ways of blocking it.
- La, la, la, la, la!
1269
00:57:21,757 --> 00:57:24,139
- I don't wanna hear it, Ken!
- What if I told you
1270
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:26,603
his subs in India are
significantly inflated?
1271
00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:30,375
I'm just gonna hit you with this.
1272
00:57:30,386 --> 00:57:32,730
What if we run it all the way back?
1273
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,214
Do I even wanna know what that means?
1274
00:57:35,544 --> 00:57:37,495
We go reverse Viking.
1275
00:57:37,652 --> 00:57:39,195
We pillage their village.
1276
00:57:39,707 --> 00:57:41,543
Waystar acquires GoJo.
1277
00:57:45,227 --> 00:57:49,888
It... There would
have to be major issues.
1278
00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:51,058
There are.
1279
00:57:51,069 --> 00:57:55,063
What if we could slow this
down and we eat Matsson's lunch?
1280
00:57:56,197 --> 00:57:57,740
Bigger than Dad ever was.
1281
00:57:58,986 --> 00:58:00,674
Uh, Roman and Shiv?
1282
00:58:00,685 --> 00:58:03,720
Yeah, I don't know. Part of my plans.
1283
00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:06,306
I love 'em, but not in
love with 'em, you know?
1284
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,651
- Mm-hmm.
- One head, one crown.
1285
00:58:09,306 --> 00:58:10,599
But I'll need ballast.
1286
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,006
Are you with me?
1287
00:58:34,752 --> 00:58:37,620
Hi, everyone. Hi.
1288
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,756
Bedtime for Bonzo!
1289
00:58:39,845 --> 00:58:43,092
Sorry, but please get the
fuck out of my house now.
1290
00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:46,722
Yeah. No, no, no. Please.
1291
00:58:47,014 --> 00:58:49,723
Party's over 'cause I gotta sleep!
1292
00:58:49,965 --> 00:58:53,311
It's been a terrific night.
Thank you so much. No, I am serious.
1293
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:57,649
Off you go, go to bed. Enjoy
your beds. Go home, cry.
1294
00:58:57,751 --> 00:58:59,275
I'm done. I'm done.
1295
00:58:59,351 --> 00:59:02,646
I can barely stand, but
I've had enough. Good night.
1296
00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:06,533
- Good night, Tom.
- Don't forget your coats!
1297
00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:10,872
- Hmm.
- Fuck Tom.
1298
00:59:10,883 --> 00:59:12,551
Yeah. Fuck Tom.
1299
00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:14,528
Fuck Tom.
1300
00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:18,377
So, guys. Um... Funeral.
1301
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:22,090
If nobody wants to grab it,
I'm happy to take the big-energy spot.
1302
00:59:22,241 --> 00:59:23,241
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1303
00:59:23,252 --> 00:59:24,674
- Uh...
- Yeah. I mean, it...
1304
00:59:24,685 --> 00:59:28,179
seemed like
nobody wanted it. So, I got it.
1305
00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:29,347
Yeah?
1306
00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:30,921
Sure, it's fine.
1307
00:59:31,061 --> 00:59:34,059
Knock yourself out. Just paint it red.
1308
00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:36,229
- Yeah. Happy?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1309
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,522
- Happy?
- Happy.
1310
00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:38,648
Happy.
1311
00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:40,512
Happy, happy, headbangers.
1312
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,031
Here we are. Okay. Mm!
1313
00:59:44,872 --> 00:59:46,878
Good night.
1314
00:59:46,889 --> 00:59:48,605
- Good night.
- Night.
1315
01:00:44,788 --> 01:00:49,788
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