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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,345 'Kay, hold on. Hold on. 2 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,348 Okay. 3 00:00:15,138 --> 00:00:16,264 Nice. 4 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:28,596 Oh, Rasmussen? Rasmussen. 5 00:00:28,607 --> 00:00:31,808 Hi. Hey, Tom. 6 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:32,981 Hi. 7 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:35,900 - I... Just put it there. - Put this here? Okay. 8 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,653 So, it's election eve, 9 00:00:38,843 --> 00:00:42,323 and guess what Father Sexmas has brought you. 10 00:00:42,526 --> 00:00:47,454 - Why, hot, fresh polling. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 11 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,539 Jimenez up by four. 12 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,374 Jesus. How're you gonna play? 13 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,293 I guess, I don't know... 14 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,211 amplify to gin up our maniacs, 15 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,381 or deny, shit on, and bury, I guess. 16 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,177 - Matsson. - What does he want? 17 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,492 Oh, you know. 18 00:01:03,503 --> 00:01:05,513 He thinks the Living Plus stock bump is fading, 19 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:07,557 and he wants to know what my brothers have cooking. 20 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,934 - Is he coming? - To the party? No. 21 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,019 - Ow. - No, he doesn't wanna 22 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,062 "swim around my dad's..." 23 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:15,690 "... bullshit, pre-election, brain-dead, AOL-era, 24 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,443 legacy media, putrid, stuffed-mushroom fuckfest." 25 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,570 Ooh. And I thought it was gonna be fun. 26 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,457 Mm. 27 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:28,813 So, this is just a little party prezzie 28 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,164 for being such a hot piece of ass... 29 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,334 - Mm. Thank you. - ...and such a foxy little minx. 30 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,420 And, you know, just to say that I'm really glad 31 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,098 that we're hosting this party together. 32 00:01:39,588 --> 00:01:42,248 - Yeah. - You know, and we can say to people that we... 33 00:01:42,259 --> 00:01:45,794 had a little break and then we're back. You know? 34 00:01:46,063 --> 00:01:48,403 - Yeah, I like that. - Yeah. 35 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,649 - What? - Yeah. Uh-huh. 36 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,984 Uh, a... a scorpion? 37 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,079 Mm. 38 00:02:02,453 --> 00:02:04,724 - Because? - 'Cause it's... 39 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,814 it's funny. 40 00:02:07,825 --> 00:02:09,952 Because... why? 41 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,540 'Cause it's... it's like... it's a joke. 42 00:02:13,664 --> 00:02:18,431 - Who's the scorpion? - Um. You, I guess. 43 00:02:18,991 --> 00:02:21,923 But it's just silly, honey. It's like, you know, 44 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,092 I love you, but you kill me, and I kill you. 45 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,761 - And you... You know? - Oh! 46 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:30,056 Okay. Yeah, right. I... No. Yeah. I get it. 47 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,777 - Huh! I like it. - Good. 48 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:37,396 - Well, you gotta get to work. You know? - Yeah. 49 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,691 You gotta go contribute to the great toxification. 50 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,026 Gotta do my part. 51 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,009 Hey. 52 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,024 - Hey. - Hey. 53 00:03:01,636 --> 00:03:03,169 Are you okay? 54 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,842 - How... how's everyone doing? - No, I'm fine. We're all fine. 55 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,592 And, you know, this is fine, but if it's legal stuff, 56 00:03:08,603 --> 00:03:10,263 I really need to keep my head out of that right now. 57 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,848 - No... I... Okay. - I'd rather our people just... 58 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,558 - lawyers, and... - No, I'll just keep this brief. 59 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,944 It's, um... 60 00:03:16,097 --> 00:03:18,334 Sophie doesn't want to go to school. 61 00:03:18,345 --> 00:03:22,547 She is... freaked out about the election. 62 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:24,599 So... What do you mean? What... Is she okay? 63 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:26,362 - What... what is it? What? - She... she's okay. 64 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,156 It's just... All right. 65 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,117 So, on the... the weekend, this weekend, 66 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,879 someone kind of... 67 00:03:33,273 --> 00:03:34,765 she felt... 68 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,249 pushed by her a little on the street. 69 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:42,128 But there was a comment that she felt came from the... 70 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:45,006 It was... All right, the guy had on a Ravenhead shirt. 71 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,925 Uh, there was a quote on the shirt, 72 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,593 and, yeah... 73 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:52,513 She felt it was racially tinged, and she's been upset. 74 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,433 - What did they say? - I don't know. 75 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,935 And now at school, uh, 76 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,146 some kids have started this whole anti-ATN thing, 77 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,231 which is actually very supportive, 78 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:05,109 but, you know, it's... 79 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:07,656 - complex for her. - Who was with her? 80 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:09,692 Like, why... Why was she out on the street? 81 00:04:09,703 --> 00:04:11,949 - Sixth near MOMA? - Did you just ask me why she was on the street? 82 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,369 Yeah, I mean, someone... You're telling me someone pushed our daughter, 83 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,564 - or whatever. - Pushed by her. 84 00:04:15,575 --> 00:04:17,420 - She was with her friends. - Like, where were you? 85 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,381 - Where... Where was I? - Yeah. 86 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,626 - Are you fucking serious? - I'm not blaming you. I'm just... 87 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,002 I'm trying to get all the information 88 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:25,874 - before I make a decision on our course of action. - You need to make a decision 89 00:04:25,885 --> 00:04:28,257 - if you're gonna call your dau... - So, yeah. Where were you? 90 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,981 I was raising our daughter while you were fucking running 91 00:04:30,992 --> 00:04:32,512 - a racist news organization. - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 92 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,347 - Great. Fuck you! Come on. - Oh, fuck me? 93 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,391 - Come on. - How fucking dare you interrogate me 94 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,976 - and the way I parent? - Obviously, I feel bad. 95 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,363 - Obviously, I will do anything to protect her. - Okay, you know what? 96 00:04:40,373 --> 00:04:43,404 - Anything! - Uh-huh. Okay. I'm gonna just... 97 00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:45,844 And, uh, we'll cope. 98 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:48,820 And, I don't know, just maybe call your fucking daughter. 99 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,072 Well, obviously. Jesus, Rava. Jesus! 100 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,366 What kind of parent do you think I am? 101 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,410 You know, you have no idea the things I'm doing. 102 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,703 The things I'm working on. 103 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,037 Six continents. 104 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:00,873 Okay? I'm breaking my back, and it's all for them. 105 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,553 Okay? And to make the world safe. 106 00:06:24,692 --> 00:06:29,692 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 107 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:36,885 Yeah, great. Dig on that. 108 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,524 Dig to heck on that. Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. 109 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:43,184 Yeah, no. We... we love the deal. 110 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,685 We just have to make sure we know everything 111 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,688 on Matsson and GoJo. I mean, there's due diligence, 112 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:50,108 but this is, you know, undue diligence. 113 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,536 Extra diligence. Okay? 114 00:06:52,952 --> 00:06:55,736 Okay, great. And get that dirt on Matsson. 115 00:06:55,796 --> 00:06:57,281 Anything could be useful. 116 00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,618 Apparently insignificant details could be very useful to me. 117 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:03,432 To us. What? No... 118 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,581 You're a fucking deputy rat-fucker. 119 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,317 Don't object to being a rat-fucker, Tomas. 120 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:09,334 It's unbecoming. 121 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,804 - How you doin'? - Hey, honey. 122 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:12,009 Bise? 123 00:07:13,818 --> 00:07:15,852 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 124 00:07:15,863 --> 00:07:17,343 - Hi. - Hi. 125 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:18,594 Hey, how you doing? 126 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,856 - Good. - Yeah. 127 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:22,700 I just came from seeing Pop. 128 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,308 Wow. Again? 129 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,894 Oh, any change? 130 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,015 Looking good. 131 00:07:28,026 --> 00:07:30,004 Woke up on the right side of the coffin today, boy. 132 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:33,908 What? I like to go. You should go. 133 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:37,196 Yeah? And do what? Sit there like I'm feeding the ducks? 134 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,490 Can I? Thank you for ignoring me. 135 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,812 The weird thing, honestly, is... 136 00:07:42,464 --> 00:07:44,280 how much he's not there. 137 00:07:46,359 --> 00:07:47,897 I find that consoling. 138 00:07:48,203 --> 00:07:49,625 Well, here he is. 139 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:52,285 - Kendall Plus. - Hey, hey. Morning. Morning. Sorry I'm late. 140 00:07:52,296 --> 00:07:55,297 - Hey. - The man who's gonna lead us to eternal life. 141 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,633 Waystar Jesus. 142 00:07:58,647 --> 00:07:59,885 You seen the polling today? 143 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,434 - Okay. That's why you're all perky. - Uh-huh. 144 00:08:02,445 --> 00:08:04,848 Very exciting. I'm sure your Red Guards are all, you know, 145 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,684 ready to come round up the thought criminals 146 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,750 and turn police stations into cuddle puddles. 147 00:08:08,761 --> 00:08:10,521 The exciting part isn't the top line. 148 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:15,276 In Alaska, I'm exploding. Four, five, six percent. 149 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:16,777 Right. Guys, can we do this? 150 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:19,405 Um. I just... I have a lot going on today. 151 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,352 - Sure. - Very well. 152 00:08:22,415 --> 00:08:25,369 I hereby convene this funeral management committee. 153 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:28,289 I've sent the materials, and I assume 154 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:32,084 you've familiarized yourselves, because I'm concerned. 155 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:34,462 We're saying yes to all Marcia's wishes, 156 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,673 then all your ideas, Pop's requirements... 157 00:08:37,815 --> 00:08:40,685 Danger the funeral could turn into a three-day grief-a-thon. 158 00:08:40,696 --> 00:08:42,605 - Yeah. Just fuck Marcia. - Seconded. 159 00:08:42,664 --> 00:08:43,780 - Great. - Carried. 160 00:08:43,797 --> 00:08:46,495 Nevertheless, we really want a tight 90. 161 00:08:46,506 --> 00:08:50,343 And the central question is, who's gonna speak? 162 00:08:50,354 --> 00:08:53,856 Oh, what? In front of the most powerful political, cultural, 163 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,908 business interests in the world? 164 00:08:57,873 --> 00:08:59,833 I mean, I... I'm... I'm easy. 165 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,739 Right? I can speak about Dad. 166 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:05,117 Oh, what? Your usual malign influence material? 167 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:08,579 - Ow! I could do it. - Uh-huh. 168 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:12,208 I think if any one of us actually wants to do it, 169 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,418 do the big number, then we should just say, 170 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,175 because probably no one minds, right? 171 00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:17,255 - Hmm. - No? 172 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,801 Yeah. 173 00:09:18,812 --> 00:09:21,717 Oh! Okay. 174 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,844 Um. Will you have a think? 175 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:26,305 Uh, I'm jumping on the digital battle bus. 176 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,800 Uh, tailgate party, we nail it down, yeah? 177 00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:29,979 - Okay. Bye-bye. - Sure. 178 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:31,532 - All right, good luck. - Bye. 179 00:09:32,269 --> 00:09:36,805 Right. Um... 180 00:09:36,995 --> 00:09:39,029 So, Shiv, on the... 181 00:09:39,119 --> 00:09:41,319 One thing from us on the tailgate. 182 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,738 We were actually wondering 183 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:46,085 about us, politically, inviting Nate. 184 00:09:46,538 --> 00:09:47,552 Nate? 185 00:09:47,563 --> 00:09:48,661 - Nate. - Sofrelli? 186 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:51,841 - Mm-hmm. - Uh... Okay. 187 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:57,796 Tom and I kinda had hoped that... Why? 188 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,840 Uh, because it went so well in L.A. 189 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,217 You know, hats off to the greatest showman here. 190 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,511 And apologies on the old wibble-wobble, 191 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,588 and all due congratulations, but... 192 00:10:07,599 --> 00:10:09,228 Okay. So, you... 193 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:11,328 - wanna make sure we have a plan B... - Mm-hmm. 194 00:10:11,339 --> 00:10:13,644 ...in case we can't chase Matsson out of town on price. 195 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,896 Exactly. And we think that's regulatory. 196 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:20,151 We go hard regulatory. DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU. 197 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,527 - Uh-huh. - No? 198 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,946 I mean, I think they might just stop it. 199 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,130 - Yeah. - But even just the threat 200 00:10:26,140 --> 00:10:27,825 creates a ton more risk for Matsson. 201 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,367 Kicks the deal down the line, right? 202 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:32,079 And Nate? He's... Right? He's across competition, 203 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:34,874 and he's tight with the Jimenez folks on that. So... 204 00:10:34,952 --> 00:10:37,335 Could we get him down so we can sell it 205 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,097 on a real level without lobbyists and all the... 206 00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:41,406 Due process? 207 00:10:42,821 --> 00:10:44,280 - That stuff. - Yeah. 208 00:10:46,789 --> 00:10:48,451 - Yeah, sure, fine. - Good. 209 00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:49,620 - Fine. - Okay. 210 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,292 - All right, see you tonight. - See you tonight. 211 00:10:51,303 --> 00:10:55,404 Ah! Beat me to it. Oy! 212 00:10:58,579 --> 00:11:00,609 Good, yeah? 213 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,193 Yeah, good, I think so. Yeah. What else? 214 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,944 Uh, how you feeling about the, you know, 215 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,081 blowback from, uh, you know, the firings, the bloodlust. 216 00:11:07,092 --> 00:11:09,470 - You wanna throw Hugo at that? - Fuck it. Let's own it. 217 00:11:12,579 --> 00:11:16,081 Hey. Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen. 218 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,996 Uh, so, they're gonna go regulatory. 219 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,014 Yeah. So you need to be there tonight. 220 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:29,356 Well, no. It'll be easy. Just, my dad invited you. So... 221 00:11:30,911 --> 00:11:33,943 Yes. There's gonna be, what, 222 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,306 forty thought leaders, pols, 223 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:39,855 officials who will actually decide this, 224 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,649 and half of them are gonna be there. Okay? 225 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:46,028 So I am telling you that you need to be there too. 226 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,206 To counter. 227 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,373 _ 228 00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:13,714 _ 229 00:12:15,574 --> 00:12:16,617 Okay. 230 00:12:17,936 --> 00:12:20,554 So, uh, hey, um. 231 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,773 There's no easy way of... of doing this. 232 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,275 I've done this a couple of times this week, 233 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,003 and sometimes, honestly, it just makes me cry. 234 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,112 Um. But I wanted to offer 235 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,657 my heartfelt appreciation to you all. 236 00:12:31,928 --> 00:12:35,286 And now, I'm gonna hand over to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch, 237 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,922 who has more information. 238 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,965 Thank you, sir. Good morning. 239 00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:53,761 "Good morning. Uh, I'm here to inform you 240 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,682 that Waystar Royco has been looking at a range 241 00:12:56,692 --> 00:13:00,478 of different options in order to drastically reduce costs, 242 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,271 and a very difficult decision 243 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:06,525 to restructure the ATN operation internationally 244 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,611 has been taken in order to protect 245 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,937 the future of the business. 246 00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:15,074 This action was only taken after seriously considering 247 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,203 all available options. 248 00:13:17,326 --> 00:13:19,914 But if you're on this call, this is confirmation 249 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,749 that you are part of the unlucky group 250 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,709 who are having their contract terminated 251 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,044 with immediate effect 252 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,421 on the grounds of staffing redundancy. 253 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,226 And today is your final day of employment." 254 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:32,384 Uh... 255 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,512 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, "Final day of employment." 256 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,515 Um, "Going forward, we intend to operate 257 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,142 Waystar Royco international news gathering operations 258 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,981 utilizing third-party contract-based arrangements." 259 00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,160 Uh... 260 00:13:47,351 --> 00:13:51,345 I'm seeing some confusion in the chat. Um... 261 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:55,199 Bu... But, yes. Uh, if I have been too wordy, 262 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,212 yes, we are letting all of you go. 263 00:14:00,886 --> 00:14:03,373 "Obviously, I can't take questions on this call, 264 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,429 but this is a very sad day. 265 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,712 And I thank you for your time today 266 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,016 and your service to Waystar Royco." 267 00:14:11,357 --> 00:14:12,441 Goodbye. 268 00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:15,868 Nice. Done. 269 00:14:19,469 --> 00:14:21,308 So, this German one with this label, 270 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:25,354 let's push this, okay? Say it's a light, fruity red. 271 00:14:25,528 --> 00:14:28,148 Uh, don't say it's biodynamic and don't say it's German. 272 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,567 Just say it's a light, fruity red. 273 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,236 And, yes, a little bit of fizz is normal. 274 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,737 It's sophisticated. Okay? 275 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,416 - Hey. - Hey. 276 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,533 It's okay. What's going on? Wakey, wakey. 277 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,580 I'm just... I'm, you know. I'm fine. I'm tired, you know. 278 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,623 - Election eve, it's a lot. - Yeah. 279 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,792 And turns out, I'm pre-tired. 280 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:50,254 I'm tired about thinking how tired I'm gonna be. 281 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,798 Because someone isn't letting someone 282 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,302 - get a lot of sleep. - Oh. Well, forgive me. 283 00:14:56,424 --> 00:14:58,762 Uh, so, we got a couple of extra names 284 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,180 - for the guest list. - Right. 285 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,100 - Matsson is in fact coming now. - Ooh! Because? 286 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,894 Because Dumb and Dumber are trying to spook the deal 287 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:09,690 and wanna try doing regulatory-shit angle, 288 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,549 and he's gonna come and head that off. So... 289 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,444 Okay. Well, good. That's good for me, right? 290 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,988 - I mean, my chance to dance. - Yeah. 291 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,199 I can secure my spot... 292 00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:18,406 - Yeah, sure. - ...post-Roy-pocalypse. 293 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,326 - Mm-hmm. - Right? 294 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,995 Uh, also, to push that agenda... 295 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,830 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, they wanted to invite, 296 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,499 and I didn't feel like I had a tactical way to say no. 297 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,762 Um, they want to invite Nate. 298 00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:32,926 Uh... 299 00:15:32,937 --> 00:15:35,512 'Cause he's key on tech and trade 300 00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:38,359 for Gil and Jimenez. 301 00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,263 I'm sorry, I... 302 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,349 It's not... 303 00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:45,793 And I am genuinely sorry. Really. 304 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:49,093 - Sure. Nate. - Yeah. 305 00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:52,821 It'll be good to see... Nate. What do I care? 306 00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:56,486 - Uh-huh. Okay. - It's okay. 307 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,780 - Thanks, honey. - Okay. 308 00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:40,534 Okay. You guys ready to spread some regulatory anxieties? 309 00:16:40,545 --> 00:16:43,325 Yeah, sure, spread those surveillance capitalism heebie-jeebies. 310 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,827 Yeah? Just don't let me get stuck 311 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,453 - with the Journal op-ed ogres. - Come on. 312 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,956 They're not all crypto-fascists and right-wing nut jobs. 313 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,666 We also have some venture capital Dems 314 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,042 and, uh, centrist ghouls. 315 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,044 Dad's ideological range was wide. 316 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,462 Yeah. 317 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,785 - Should we hit it? - Yeah, let's hit it. 318 00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:58,622 - Let's hit it. - Yeah, all right. 319 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,426 Hittin' it, hit it. Hey, what's up? 320 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,595 Not your guy's poll numbers. Ha! Yuk, yuk, yuk. 321 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,923 You're a little tired right now? 322 00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,349 Oh, maybe a little. Oh, man. 323 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,353 - Maybe drink a coffee? - If I drink a coffee, 324 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,896 then I won't be able to sleep later. 325 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,199 Think, Greg. 326 00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:20,457 So, uh, anyway, listen. Matsson is coming. 327 00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:23,200 So that is gonna be my focus. 328 00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:27,327 And you, if... Unless you are truly aligning yourself 329 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,038 to the dumpster brothers, you might wanna sweeten that beat, too. 330 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,625 - No, yeah. Yeah. I'd love to feather that bed. - Yeah. 331 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,753 Um. But... but Matsson hates me. 332 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,390 So I think I'm team Ken-Ro. 333 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,300 Up to you, Greg. 334 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,219 - Okay, I'm gonna mingle. - Yeah, mingle up. 335 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,788 Hey, great. Thanks. 336 00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:50,446 Okay. Okay. 337 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,978 Looks like, uh, Shiv's hitting Valerie. 338 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,563 - Mm-hmm. - Have you seen Nate? 339 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,566 Uh... Yeah, no. But, uh, Mencken's team called. 340 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,110 Okay, because the polling? 341 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,113 Yeah, well, their internals are even worse. So... 342 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,783 And they want what? ATN to go full 343 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,951 "we're coming to give your guns hormone therapy, 344 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,328 all your guns are gonna be ladies"? 345 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,498 Yeah, well, three or four states where Connor's one percent 346 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,418 are throwing things? Yeah. It could be pivotal. 347 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:18,295 And, you know, if he were to drop out, 348 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,922 most of the support would go to them. 349 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,883 But his team is not... It's just... 350 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,384 They're just refusing contact, apparently. 351 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,439 So they've asked if I can convince him to drop out. 352 00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:31,421 I mean... I don't know. 353 00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:34,290 - Fuck that guy, right? - Mencken? 354 00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:37,481 I think... yeah. Victory vans. Those O'Malley fucks. 355 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,562 I think fuck him. 356 00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:40,398 I guess. I mean, it's not bad for us to be tight with him 357 00:18:40,409 --> 00:18:42,859 in case things swing his way, right? 358 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:46,448 Yeah, fine. I see you. All right. I'll hit the, uh... 359 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,618 I'll hit the libtards. You go help the Nazis. 360 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,213 Nazis, you got it. 361 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,873 Wait. Excuse me. Thank you. 362 00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:58,047 - Hey. - Hey, Tom. 363 00:18:58,058 --> 00:19:00,043 - Hello, Nathaniel. - Tom. 364 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,653 Appreciate the invite. 365 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,351 Well, I've missed you. 366 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,910 - Won't be long. A lot going on, obviously. - Mm-hmm. 367 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,430 Won't drink too much of your wine. 368 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,067 No, don't you worry. You gobble my gravadlax, pal. 369 00:19:13,078 --> 00:19:14,725 There's plenty more where that came from. 370 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,353 It's light and fruity. 371 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,189 And it's the kind of wine that separates the connoisseurs 372 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,984 from the weekend Malbec morons. 373 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,986 Keep away from this man, Nate. 374 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,487 - Keep away from you. - Back. 375 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,823 - Back, foul news demon. - No, you. You're the foul demon. 376 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,252 Nice to see you, Len. Good one. 377 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:32,073 Fuckin' asshole. 378 00:19:32,228 --> 00:19:33,474 - Hey. - So sorry to interrupt. 379 00:19:33,484 --> 00:19:34,746 Can I grab him for a second? 380 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,596 - Yeah. - Okay. 381 00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:39,016 - What's up? - Um, yeah. Just, uh... 382 00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:43,755 You know... yuk yuk. Kind of a... a biggie, actually. 383 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,258 And a bit last-minute. But Mencken's team called, 384 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,979 and they wanted to know if you might be willing to... 385 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,971 you know, drop out? 386 00:19:51,218 --> 00:19:53,682 - Of the election? - Yes, of the election. 387 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,393 You are aware that the polls open in ten hours? 388 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,638 Yes, and it might be too late 389 00:19:57,649 --> 00:19:59,521 to physically remove your name from the ballots, 390 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,648 but if you were to release a statement... 391 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,603 You know, divert the Conhead stream to the Mencken river? 392 00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:07,236 And after all the blood and treasure I've expended, 393 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,531 why on Earth would I want to do that? 394 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,485 They said, "For the good of the Republic." 395 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,339 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. 396 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:19,718 So, no? No. 397 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,461 Well then, I have been authorized 398 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,297 to make a follow-up offer, which is, 399 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,678 how familiar are you with Mogadishu? 400 00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:29,216 - Mogadishu? - Mm-hmm. 401 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,104 - In Somalia? - Because they are 402 00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:32,651 very impressed with your talents, 403 00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:34,753 and they think that you'd be a good fit 404 00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:36,881 for an ambassadorial appointment. 405 00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:40,888 Little bit car-bomby. Hey, tell him UN. 406 00:20:40,899 --> 00:20:42,723 - Okay. - That's more my vibration, yeah? 407 00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:43,773 - All right. - Yeah? 408 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,489 - All right. I'll... I'll... I'll report back. - Okay. 409 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,780 - All right. Thanks. - Thank you. 410 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,910 Hey. How you doin'? Good to see you. 411 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:56,780 Hey! So, she showed. That's good. 412 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:59,331 Guess you smoothed it over, right, General Franco? 413 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,000 No. No, she's incredibly angry. 414 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,877 Okay, everybody. 415 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,338 Everybody. Welcome one and all. 416 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,090 - Ken, take it away. - Okay, thanks, Tom. 417 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,463 Thanks, Tom. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, okay. Okay. 418 00:21:11,474 --> 00:21:13,511 Welcome, everybody. Welcome! Welcome! 419 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,932 Welcome. All right. 420 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,727 Who we got here? Who we got here? Carly Flight. 421 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,730 - Oh, shit. - All right, okay. 422 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,525 The Pod Goddess. Everybody watch out for her. 423 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,838 Careful what you say. 424 00:21:28,849 --> 00:21:30,862 That's right. Yeah. Careful what you say. 425 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,323 Larry, Mary. Lovely. Lovely to see you guys. 426 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,868 Uh, who else is here? Who's here? Len. 427 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,870 Len giveth and Len taketh away. 428 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,164 Watch out for Len. 429 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,834 Uh, my guy, Nate Sofrelli, saw the polls this morning 430 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,460 and moonwalked here. 431 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,005 Our best to Gil and Jimenez. 432 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,340 Everybody's here. It's great to see you all. 433 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,384 Um... Yeah, you know, it's... 434 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,220 It's our... It's our first, uh, tailgate party 435 00:21:55,309 --> 00:21:57,510 without the big guy. Yeah. 436 00:21:57,521 --> 00:21:59,683 But, uh, we're still gonna live it up. 437 00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:02,019 As always, kettle corn, over there, 438 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,687 will be shipped to whoever is closest 439 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,063 to tomorrow's electoral count. 440 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,607 And, uh... 441 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,130 Yeah, this is a tough one. 442 00:22:09,141 --> 00:22:11,278 But, uh, we're all gonna stay sane, 443 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,127 and we're all gonna stay friends. Yeah? 444 00:22:14,557 --> 00:22:16,033 Uh, thanks to my sis for hosting. 445 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,378 Thank you, sis. 446 00:22:17,389 --> 00:22:18,515 Of course. 447 00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,704 But, yeah. You know, we... we... we, uh... 448 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,948 We didn't know what to do this year. 449 00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:27,634 Um... You know... 450 00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:32,137 We watch history. We make history, 451 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,978 and then one day, we become it. 452 00:22:35,849 --> 00:22:38,508 So, can I just... I'd like to ask you all 453 00:22:38,828 --> 00:22:42,726 for a moment of silence, if we could, in memory. 454 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,131 Thank you. Thank you, y'all. 455 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,617 Sorry. 456 00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:08,243 Uh. It's okay. Hey, man. So, VIP in the house. 457 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:11,198 Mr. Matsson, how are you? Welcome. 458 00:23:11,412 --> 00:23:13,215 Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. 459 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,633 You know, you... You, uh... You don't get 460 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,302 my sister's triplex in the deal, you know. Don't get greedy. 461 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,041 Well, you know. Hey. We haven't closed yet. So... 462 00:23:20,052 --> 00:23:22,682 - We'll see. We'll see what happens. - Nice. Nice. Anyway. 463 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:26,423 Welcome. Uh, uh. You know, my dad... my dad loved you all. 464 00:23:26,434 --> 00:23:29,773 We love you all. So, uh, let's... let's have some fun. 465 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,941 Let the games begin. 466 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,777 Salud! Cheers. Cheers. 467 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,362 All right. 468 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,991 Okay. What the fuck is he doing here? 469 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,898 Uh... Yeah, I don't know. Seriously, it's like, the fuck? 470 00:23:42,909 --> 00:23:44,069 - Did you... What's... - He's gonna blow up our spot. 471 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,833 Yeah, yeah. So, apparently, um, Dad invited him, actually. 472 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,544 And he emailed a yes, like, four minutes before walking in. 473 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,753 - Four? - Yeah. 474 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,047 - Do we just throw him out, then? - I would love that. No. 475 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,841 But I don't think we can afford to be seen treating him as the enemy. 476 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,844 - Uh-huh. - I think we hang tough. Yeah? 477 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,971 Just stick to the plan. 478 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,916 Regulatory. You know? 479 00:24:02,927 --> 00:24:04,641 These assholes in here? Our assholes. 480 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,434 - Yeah. - Yeah. But what's his fucking game? 481 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:07,918 Like is he going for freak-out? 482 00:24:07,929 --> 00:24:09,812 Or is he flicking the same beans as us? 483 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,677 Well, how do you wanna play? 484 00:24:11,688 --> 00:24:14,276 Honestly, like, he, like... There's too much peanut butter 485 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,621 between us. Can you stick close? 486 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,489 Yeah, sure. 487 00:24:19,652 --> 00:24:20,991 I think just guide him away 488 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,200 from the high-value targets, 489 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,035 refill his glass, run him in circles, 490 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,662 tell people he's Looney Tunes behind his back. 491 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,170 - Oh, easy. - Keep him from the big wigs. 492 00:24:27,181 --> 00:24:29,623 So, Operation, just like, "Nuke the Luke." 493 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,543 - Yeah. - All right. I can do that. 494 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:32,561 - Okay. - Let's do it. 495 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:33,901 Let's smash that Swede. 496 00:24:33,912 --> 00:24:36,715 I'm tired. It's a lot, you know, the pre-election prep. 497 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,883 - You know? - Oh, right. 498 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,471 - Yeah. I bet, I bet, I bet. - Yeah. It's a lot. 499 00:24:39,482 --> 00:24:41,093 Hey, so are you, uh... 500 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:45,182 In the company, are you hands-on or more of an overview guy? 501 00:24:45,268 --> 00:24:48,250 Um, I... Interesting. 502 00:24:48,261 --> 00:24:50,812 I... I guess... Well, let me ask you this. 503 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,640 What would you value more highly? 504 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:55,395 Really? No. 505 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,193 Because I like to think that I can do both. 506 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,409 You know, I get my hands dirty and clean noggin, 507 00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:01,371 and, you know, multi-tasker. 508 00:25:01,382 --> 00:25:03,741 Okay. You're kissing my ass. 509 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,369 - No! I'm not kissing your ass, Lukas. - No? 510 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,289 - You're too smart. You'd spot it a mile off. - Yeah. 511 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,360 - Hey! - Hey. 512 00:25:10,371 --> 00:25:12,121 I'm about to take a shit in your husband's mouth, 513 00:25:12,132 --> 00:25:13,542 and I'm pretty sure he's gonna tell me 514 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,302 - it tastes like coconut. - No, no. I'm not. I'm not. 515 00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:18,173 No, but seriously, 516 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,801 it's a really, really nice place. 517 00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:21,095 - Thank you. - Thanks. 518 00:25:21,106 --> 00:25:22,968 Uh. who'll get to keep it in the divorce? 519 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,893 - Yeah. - Okay, should we, uh... 520 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,061 - Yeah. - ...hit up some people? 521 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,403 - Yeah. Good to see you. - Talk to you later. 522 00:25:32,414 --> 00:25:33,697 - All right. - Yeah. 523 00:25:33,973 --> 00:25:37,049 - It's good to see you. - Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary. 524 00:25:37,165 --> 00:25:42,102 Uh, yeah. So, you need to hit Nate, Carly, uh, Valerie first. 525 00:25:42,113 --> 00:25:44,324 - But I need to keep an eye out for my brothers... - Yeah. 526 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,785 ...and, uh, you just need... 527 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,704 You've done this before, so just don't, um... 528 00:25:49,831 --> 00:25:51,498 - You know, don't... - Don't? What? 529 00:25:51,788 --> 00:25:53,375 - If you could... - Don't scream "people are data" 530 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,793 and stick my dick in the guac? 531 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:57,128 - Yeah, sure. Don't. Yeah. - Don't do that. 532 00:25:57,397 --> 00:25:59,756 Yeah, you're about to purchase one of the most prized cultural assets 533 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,466 and political communication channels in America, 534 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:04,761 and you need to prepare the ground because otherwise, 535 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,763 your many fucking enemies will portray you 536 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,432 as some jerk-off coder from Gothenburg. Okay? 537 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,102 I am a jerk-off coder from Gothenburg. 538 00:26:12,378 --> 00:26:14,104 - Well... - Right? Right, Ebba? 539 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,480 - You remember Ebba? - Hi! Yeah. 540 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,815 Good to see you again. How are you? 541 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,026 You too. Oh, I'm, you know, who cares? 542 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,249 "Who cares?" Yeah. Charming. 543 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:23,779 Okay. Oh, uh, well, 544 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,991 not that you need to do anything about this now, 545 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,159 but you should fire your lobbyists. Just so you know. 546 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,495 You need rainmakers and not weather forecasters. 547 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,165 Sure. It... it's just not really my arena. I'm sorry. 548 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,375 It's more Andreas... 549 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,960 You don't have to apologize, Ebba. 550 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:40,682 It's... It's just information we're sharing. That's all. 551 00:26:41,324 --> 00:26:43,775 It's, um, social anxiety. 552 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:47,053 The only PR person in the world who hates talking to people. 553 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,677 - Oh. - Yeah. 554 00:26:48,803 --> 00:26:51,308 I don't love parties, but I'm good. 555 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:55,242 Whereas I love them. I do. 556 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,355 - Oh! Great. - Skål. 557 00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:01,651 Yeah. So, I have a number two who's moon-beamed on edibles, 558 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,695 and a communication officer 559 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,322 who's terrified of communicating. 560 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,318 Oh. Brilliant. 561 00:27:07,329 --> 00:27:10,363 So, Mogadishu is a no-go. 562 00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,370 - Of course. - It's a death sentence. 563 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,414 Frankly, uh, we're insulted. 564 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,958 - Oh. Are you? - But I would like 565 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,418 to roll through all the options. 566 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,421 So, as a brother, what's the top option? 567 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,548 Okay, let me... Let me have a little a look. 568 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,133 I would love to get to Europe. 569 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,177 Can I creep up through the underbelly? 570 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,887 Come up through the Balkans? 571 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,875 A couple of senior departures, Berlin by Christmas? 572 00:27:31,886 --> 00:27:35,101 They may be willing to talk Slovenia or Slovakia. 573 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,237 Mm-hmm? 574 00:27:37,972 --> 00:27:41,924 Mm, yeah, I think I'm a no on the Slos. 575 00:27:42,149 --> 00:27:44,862 What about South Korea? Hmm? 576 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:49,199 South Korea. Top ten GDP, major geopolitical player. 577 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,868 I feel like that would be tough. 578 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:55,288 - North Korea? - Oh, easy, my liege. 579 00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:57,957 You don't know. Nobody knows. That's the point. 580 00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,147 I could open it up like Nixon did China. 581 00:28:00,158 --> 00:28:02,255 Con, they're not gonna put you anywhere with nukes. 582 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,630 Well, that's insulting. I don't think I wanna go 583 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,663 anywhere that doesn't have nukes. 584 00:28:04,674 --> 00:28:07,622 All right. Well, how do you like Oman? 585 00:28:07,869 --> 00:28:10,095 - Oman? - Yeah. 586 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,024 Poor man's Saudi Arabia or rich man's Yemen? 587 00:28:13,686 --> 00:28:15,845 Hmm. I have to check. 588 00:28:16,157 --> 00:28:18,353 See what my wo-man thinks about O-man. 589 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,813 Nice. 590 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,783 - Yup, good. - All right, good. 591 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,904 Well, I... I guess, essentially, I'm a self-made guy 592 00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,782 who came up with a really cool product that people love. 593 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,701 I send you my 9.99 a month. I'm no hater. 594 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:38,081 - 'Preciate it. - But Daniel is troubled by out-of-control algos. 595 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,959 - He is worried that you... - Yeah. 596 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,170 ...bleep-boop guys are gonna data-mine us all to death. 597 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,256 Yeah, no, no. I... I totally get that. 598 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,842 And, uh, in terms of all this, 599 00:28:48,992 --> 00:28:51,094 someone's gonna pick up the assets, right? 600 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,054 So... who's that gonna be? 601 00:28:53,193 --> 00:28:58,862 Is it gonna be, and no offense, Shiv, uh, but the failsons? 602 00:28:59,636 --> 00:29:01,628 Really? Is that a good option? 603 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,064 They will do what he did, 604 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:07,996 but they will do it stupider and uglier, and less amenable. 605 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,653 And, surprisingly, 606 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:12,031 Lukas is actually pretty amenable. 607 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,575 - Amenable? - Yes. 608 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,107 What about leadership at ATN? 609 00:29:15,118 --> 00:29:18,746 Well, I would definitely make some major leadership changes 610 00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:21,092 - at the top of ATN. Yes. - Really? 611 00:29:21,641 --> 00:29:22,851 Oh... 612 00:29:25,475 --> 00:29:26,737 Oh, Tom. 613 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,500 I can't wiggle my way in there. 614 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,064 He's just busy slobbering up Nate with Shiv. 615 00:29:35,884 --> 00:29:37,612 They're just talking, Greg. 616 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,421 Uh, can you... Can you push a few more of these? 617 00:29:42,432 --> 00:29:44,105 Um, and... No, actually, put them away 618 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,367 so we create a kind of scarcity thing? 619 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,038 - Hey, man. - Hey, man. Brother. 620 00:29:51,058 --> 00:29:53,780 Been a minute. Listen, uh... 621 00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:55,543 I know we haven't had a chance to talk. 622 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,063 I'm sorry, man. 623 00:29:57,870 --> 00:29:59,538 - Yeah. - He was, um... 624 00:30:01,665 --> 00:30:03,957 What can I say? Jesus. I can't imagine. 625 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,668 Yeah, it's tough, but, uh, 626 00:30:05,744 --> 00:30:08,872 you know, life keeps a-rollin', right? 627 00:30:09,502 --> 00:30:11,036 But you, man. 628 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,593 You throwin' off some kingmaker vibes. 629 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,095 Fuck, yeah. How's Daniel? 630 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,139 - Can I shoot you names? Uh... - Mm. 631 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,599 You know, you can make a decent, uh... 632 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,726 You can make a decent cabinet for my fucking poker night. 633 00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:25,563 Sure, yeah, yeah. The activists would love that. 634 00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:28,483 Look, dude, I'm just gonna give you my rap straight. 635 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,361 - Okay? Is that okay? - Uh... 636 00:30:31,486 --> 00:30:34,234 I think we could be really good for you guys. 637 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,826 Like, I'm talking major reset of the dialogue, 638 00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:42,080 which I am personally invested in. 639 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,551 But that only happens if this deal goes away. 640 00:30:46,589 --> 00:30:48,344 Hm. Uh-huh. 641 00:30:48,355 --> 00:30:50,723 Yeah, you know, board-wise, shareholder-wise, 642 00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:52,647 we can't come out publicly. But the deal, 643 00:30:52,658 --> 00:30:55,732 you should know the deal is headed to the woodshed. 644 00:30:56,225 --> 00:30:58,555 GoJo has had incredible growth. He's a charismatic figure, 645 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,029 but he's gonna get wrung out. 646 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,685 And, you know, there is really legitimate concern here. 647 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,688 DOJ or FTC balking at the sports overlap? 648 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,316 - The FCC over foreign ownership of broadcast? - Uh-oh. He's pitching me. 649 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:11,557 No, I'm s... I'm telling you. 650 00:31:11,568 --> 00:31:15,112 I think maybe CFIUS might have a word to say about Matsson's, 651 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:18,950 you know, extreme political positions 652 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,129 and fucking Holocaust jokes. 653 00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:25,152 Sure. So, uh, so what? 654 00:31:25,481 --> 00:31:29,335 So, you guys come out for regulation pretty soon, 655 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:32,380 and we give you a better ride in the first hundred days. 656 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:35,818 Man, I forgot how eager you were to get laid at a party. 657 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:37,500 Let me check in. 658 00:31:37,511 --> 00:31:40,848 Cool. All right. Love it. Would love to get laid. 659 00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,738 Could we have the room? 660 00:31:47,161 --> 00:31:50,440 So, you're doing great. Yeah, eminently plausible. 661 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,220 - Nice wordings. - Yeah? Really? 662 00:31:52,231 --> 00:31:54,235 - Yeah, yeah. You're doing good. Yeah. - All right. Nice, nice. 663 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,279 Nate, I think, really liked talking to you. 664 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,405 And Carly loved you. 665 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,580 - So, yeah. - Oh, cool, cool. 666 00:31:58,591 --> 00:32:01,626 I wasn't sure, 'cause I don't always read people great. So... 667 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,953 Yeah, no, it's good. You're good. 668 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:05,072 Yeah, you've hit the A-team, 669 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:06,960 and so now, I think we should build your profile with the... 670 00:32:06,971 --> 00:32:09,005 the op-ed narcissists and the Beltway psychos. 671 00:32:09,016 --> 00:32:10,375 All right. Bang, bang, bang! 672 00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,295 - Yeah, sure. Yeah. - I like this. I like this. 673 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,505 You know, I thought these people would be very complicated, 674 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,757 but it's... they're not. 675 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,330 It's basically just, like, money and gossip. 676 00:32:18,341 --> 00:32:19,761 - That's it. - Oh, yeah. No, that's all it is. 677 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:21,947 Just money and gossip. That's everything. 678 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:24,182 All right. Well, take me down to the paradise city! 679 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,808 - Let's do this! - Great! Well. Mm. 680 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,341 Uh... At this point, 681 00:32:27,352 --> 00:32:29,069 I think I would like to ask the question, 682 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,315 not that I don't love heaving you around like a great lump of pine 683 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,192 and making you shine. Uh... 684 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:37,205 But what have you done for me lately? 685 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,535 Okay, well, uh... 686 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,582 What do you want? 687 00:32:46,114 --> 00:32:47,981 I... I really like talking to you. 688 00:32:47,992 --> 00:32:49,941 So, you... you can have... 689 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:51,641 You can have whatever you want. 690 00:32:52,558 --> 00:32:55,968 Okay, so this situation's not without risk for me. 691 00:32:56,098 --> 00:32:58,965 So if I was to move to actively engage 692 00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:01,636 in assisting you with the acquisition, then I would need to know 693 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,972 that it leads to a very, very, very significant role. 694 00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:08,184 - Three verys. Wow. - Yeah. 695 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,279 - Okay. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 696 00:33:10,793 --> 00:33:11,909 Carry on. 697 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:15,065 So, I know the company. I know everything. 698 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,577 I know my way around. I'm collaborative. 699 00:33:17,588 --> 00:33:20,623 I have the name. I am... 700 00:33:20,746 --> 00:33:23,498 I'm hot shit and I'm ready to go. Okay? 701 00:33:25,487 --> 00:33:27,420 Okay, um... 702 00:33:29,032 --> 00:33:30,440 - Can I think? - No. 703 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:34,429 All right. Uh... 704 00:33:35,289 --> 00:33:37,072 Okay, uh... 705 00:33:37,222 --> 00:33:38,714 Let's... I would hate to lose you. 706 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,299 So... so let's, um... 707 00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:42,635 Why... why don't we circle back in a bit? 708 00:33:42,767 --> 00:33:44,429 - Okay? Okay. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, sure. Of course. 709 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,847 - Yeah. - Yeah. 710 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,390 You are doing good out there, you know? 711 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,892 - All right. - You're like a self-teaching AI. 712 00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:52,145 I'm just gonna take five, and then I'll be back 713 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,938 with the dipshits and limpdicks. 714 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,451 Yeah, sure. 715 00:33:59,398 --> 00:34:01,765 Hey, hey. Hey, Bony Moronie. 716 00:34:01,942 --> 00:34:04,092 - What's up? - Can you lend a hand? 717 00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:05,782 - Uh... - Matsson. 718 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,411 Can you, like, look after him? 719 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,247 Uh, yeah. I... I guess he occasionally 720 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:15,045 has expressed a distaste, uh, in the past, for... 721 00:34:15,449 --> 00:34:17,542 my particular flavor of me. 722 00:34:17,553 --> 00:34:19,338 - Just find him a blunt. Or something stronger. - Yeah? 723 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,467 Point his dick in the direction of some fissile material. Yeah? 724 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,093 - Yeah. Okay. - You got it. 725 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,271 I can try. 726 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,310 So, Tom, are you going to imperil democracy tomorrow? 727 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,437 Yeah. "You against the wall. 728 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,646 You against the wall. 729 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,840 You're a nice guy. You can live. Bang, bang, bang, bang!" 730 00:34:37,851 --> 00:34:40,474 - Oh, yeah. Come on, please. - That's what I'll do. 731 00:34:40,485 --> 00:34:43,809 I can assure you Mr. Mild here is a one-pepper menu item. 732 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,903 Thank you, dear. 733 00:34:44,914 --> 00:34:46,806 And plans after the deal goes through? 734 00:34:46,817 --> 00:34:49,535 I hear you may be headed elsewhere. 735 00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:52,329 Oh, well, you know, I've always got options. 736 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,040 Why? Wh... what did you hear? 737 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:57,677 - Well, maybe I heard wrong. - Uh-huh. 738 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,308 - Uh... Okay, okay. Um... - Sorry. Excuse me, Scott. 739 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:07,067 That is some top-shelf rat-fucking there. 740 00:35:07,411 --> 00:35:09,472 - Yeah, bye-bye. Yeah, yeah. - Something juicy? 741 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:10,973 The deep dive on Matsson. It's pretty juicy. 742 00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:13,851 Apparently, he's been creeping on Ebba, his comms. 743 00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:15,478 Sending her some weird shit. 744 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,729 Blood, bits of hair. 745 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,369 - Perhaps some other things. - Num, num, num. 746 00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,565 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Nate. Hey, Nate. 747 00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,053 - You want in on this? - You're gonna want in on this. 748 00:35:21,064 --> 00:35:23,014 Yeah, you wanna hear something nasty about someone terrible? 749 00:35:23,025 --> 00:35:24,520 - Matsson shit. - Um, sure. 750 00:35:24,531 --> 00:35:27,155 - Um, I gotta go. - You're going? 751 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:29,367 - Yeah. - Okay, but we're good 752 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,369 on the situation? 753 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,745 Daniel's people aren't too comfortable 754 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,413 with me rubbing shoulders with you. 755 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:39,358 And, uh, yeah, Coop... likes to yap and, uh... 756 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,973 Um, yeah. Looks a little cozy. So... 757 00:35:42,906 --> 00:35:43,912 - Apologies. - Okay, but... 758 00:35:43,923 --> 00:35:45,549 But, you know, I think there is something here. 759 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,802 These are legitimate concerns. 760 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,798 I mean, just tell Daniel. I mean... 761 00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,805 we can make primetime safe for you. 762 00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:54,696 - I'm gonna be straight with you. - All we need is one sentence 763 00:35:54,707 --> 00:35:56,504 - signaling to the markets... - I don't feel comfortable with 764 00:35:56,514 --> 00:35:58,530 the tenor of this conversation. 765 00:35:58,541 --> 00:36:00,815 You don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation? 766 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,119 Don't play hall monitor with me, bro. 767 00:36:03,757 --> 00:36:05,735 Right? I know you. 768 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,363 - I know who you are, my friend. - Ken. 769 00:36:07,525 --> 00:36:09,590 I don't know what you think this is. I'm not Gil. 770 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:12,729 You're not Logan. That's a good thing. 771 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,023 I'll see ya. 772 00:36:20,442 --> 00:36:24,296 And so, where would we live, exactly, in Oman? 773 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:27,591 In Muscat, I should think. In a compound. 774 00:36:28,059 --> 00:36:30,760 Okay, but would it be above ground? 775 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,889 Of course, above ground, Willa. 776 00:36:32,945 --> 00:36:35,489 "Pearl of Arabia." 777 00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:37,293 - Huh? - Okay. 778 00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:40,354 "The Sultan's word has the force of the law." 779 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,368 - Mm-hmm. - Great. 780 00:36:41,379 --> 00:36:42,773 At the airport, we'd walk right through. 781 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,025 Okay. 782 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,611 - And this is for Mencken? - Mm-hmm. 783 00:36:46,834 --> 00:36:49,071 You know, all my family and friends hate Mencken. 784 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:51,886 Diplomatic plates. You can park anywhere. 785 00:36:51,897 --> 00:36:53,969 You can basically drive on the sidewalk. The police can't touch you. 786 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:56,097 Running people over is not a selling point. 787 00:37:05,035 --> 00:37:07,964 Fucking Greg. 788 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,009 - Hey. My Swedish friends. - Hey. Yeah. 789 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,887 Nice to see you. 790 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,138 - Yo! - Ja! 791 00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:16,858 - Fucking hanger-on. - Hey! 792 00:37:16,869 --> 00:37:18,673 You fucking dingleberry. 793 00:37:18,684 --> 00:37:20,517 Dude, I'm on a charm offensive here. 794 00:37:20,528 --> 00:37:21,988 Can you be kind? 795 00:37:23,057 --> 00:37:24,356 Would you like to join us? 796 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,952 Would you like to fuck off? 797 00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:28,289 My God! 798 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,158 Seriously, Oskar. I'm gonna fire you. 799 00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:35,141 Okay, Ebba. Can you fire him, please? 800 00:37:35,152 --> 00:37:37,148 Can you? 801 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:40,531 Oh, I'm sorry. Is this boring you? 802 00:37:40,776 --> 00:37:42,832 I've seen him cut your balls a hundred times. 803 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,377 Yeah, it's a little bit boring. 804 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,085 Look at him! Sadistic face, he loves it. 805 00:37:47,096 --> 00:37:48,921 - I do! - He loves being fired. 806 00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:51,847 I would... I would like to fire Ebba, though. 807 00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:53,405 - Yeah? - Yeah. 808 00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:55,304 But I can't because she's, uh, 809 00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,723 created and fostered this, uh, situation 810 00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,392 in which I find it very difficult 811 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,595 to do what I want. 812 00:38:00,606 --> 00:38:02,103 I'm not saying you've done it on purpose, 813 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,742 but it is quite interesting 814 00:38:05,293 --> 00:38:07,128 that you have sort of tenure 815 00:38:08,131 --> 00:38:09,241 'cause we've mingled. 816 00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:11,352 - Lukas. - Ebba. 817 00:38:11,363 --> 00:38:14,284 I'm not sure if you're kidding but, uh... 818 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,252 I could help. 819 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:19,662 - I'd fire her if you want. - Yeah? 820 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,716 Yeah. I'd fire her right now. 821 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:26,961 I've got some recent experience in this, uh, arena. 822 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,381 - Would you do that for me? - Instantly. Sure. 823 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:31,882 It's on. Guys. 824 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,343 Guys, gather 'round. 825 00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:37,138 This guy is about to fire my senior comms. 826 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,307 - Uh... No hard feelings. - The jokes are funny. 827 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,850 The jokes are very funny. 828 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,354 - Ebba! Ebba! - Wow! 829 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,939 Come on! 830 00:38:47,051 --> 00:38:50,359 You know what, Lukas? I wish you would fire me. 831 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,236 - Ebba! - Ebba! 832 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:56,031 - Ebba! - Ebba! 833 00:38:56,268 --> 00:38:58,325 It's not the attitude 834 00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:01,130 of the employee that we want at our company. 835 00:39:09,816 --> 00:39:11,106 You okay? 836 00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:15,266 - Hi. - We... we... We just... We saw... 837 00:39:15,572 --> 00:39:17,621 You know, we just wanted to make sure... 838 00:39:17,632 --> 00:39:20,446 Check in, make sure you're okay, like, on a human level. 839 00:39:20,457 --> 00:39:21,573 We... We saw.. 840 00:39:21,584 --> 00:39:23,162 - Yeah. - Yeah. Like, are you... You good? 841 00:39:23,173 --> 00:39:25,227 I... I'm... I'm really... I'm totally fine. 842 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,496 Don't worry about it. 843 00:39:26,507 --> 00:39:28,656 - All right. Well, good. That's good to hear. - Okay. 844 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:30,325 - Right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 845 00:39:30,775 --> 00:39:33,653 - Totally. - He seems kind of awful. 846 00:39:35,153 --> 00:39:36,530 We've... 847 00:39:37,732 --> 00:39:40,109 You know, we... we built his whole rep. 848 00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,287 He's not even a real coder. 849 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,873 Someone gave him, like, a box of tech, 850 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,542 and he took it to market, you know? "Bravo." 851 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,086 Yeah. Bravo. 852 00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:52,338 Well, yeah, we just wanted to say 853 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:55,766 we... we... we sympathize with all the shit. 854 00:39:56,743 --> 00:39:59,929 Well, I'll be out in February anyway. So... 855 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,139 Really? That's a shame. 856 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:04,585 And... is that because of the... 857 00:40:05,168 --> 00:40:09,005 sending you of, you know, whatnots? 858 00:40:09,764 --> 00:40:13,744 What? No. It's... I mean... 859 00:40:14,466 --> 00:40:16,862 That's pretty much the least of his worries right now. 860 00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:20,000 Okay. All right. Because... 861 00:40:21,478 --> 00:40:23,564 - India. - India. Right. 862 00:40:24,327 --> 00:40:26,329 Uh, and I feel like I know this, 863 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,967 but what are the details here with that? 864 00:40:29,253 --> 00:40:30,344 The details? 865 00:40:30,355 --> 00:40:32,753 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna give you all the details. 866 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,756 - Sure. - Right. 867 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:37,026 Can I... Can I get... Can I bum a smoke? 868 00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:38,632 - Yeah. - Thank you. 869 00:40:38,643 --> 00:40:39,728 Sure. 870 00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:49,687 So, ATN is saying, "Dems Positive Polls a Radical Misinformation Plot." 871 00:40:49,889 --> 00:40:52,106 - Ballsy. - Like to keep things peppery. 872 00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:55,067 I mean, did we mention he's tired? Yeah. 873 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,694 I guess he can't be across everything, 874 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,988 can you, tired boy? Hey? 875 00:40:59,095 --> 00:41:00,865 But you should call Pam on that 876 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,700 'cause, you know, everyone here is needling me. So... 877 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,952 Then you should tell them to stop wetting their pants. 878 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,370 Okay. Well, I get that, Tom. 879 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,002 But, also, you heard about the Phoenix thing? 880 00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:11,375 The O'Malleys firebombed a fucking campaign office? 881 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,538 - Scary shit. - Exactly. 882 00:41:12,549 --> 00:41:15,015 A firecracker. A pair of firecrackers 883 00:41:15,026 --> 00:41:16,263 - taped together. - Uh, pardon, pardon. 884 00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:19,216 - Sorry. May we borrow the lady for a second? - Sure. Oh, sure. 885 00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:20,560 - Thank you, Tom. - Don't mind me. I'm getting fired. 886 00:41:20,571 --> 00:41:22,603 - Guess what? - What? The Phoenix thing? 887 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,550 - It's pretty wild. - Nope. 888 00:41:24,561 --> 00:41:26,055 Matsson's numbers are funky. 889 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,975 - Mm-hmm. - Uh... 890 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:31,029 - Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about? - Yeah, Ebba spilled. 891 00:41:31,039 --> 00:41:32,861 Screwy metrics in India. 892 00:41:32,872 --> 00:41:34,488 Matsson has been peddling bundles 893 00:41:34,499 --> 00:41:36,232 of South Asian packing peanuts. 894 00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:38,485 What? You mean, like... 895 00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:40,237 Okay. So, significant numbers? 896 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:42,990 Yeah, yeah, we think so. Big, big. 897 00:41:43,082 --> 00:41:44,904 I fucking knew he was a bullshitter. 898 00:41:44,915 --> 00:41:46,994 I'm telling you, new money. 899 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,781 You gotta hold those fresh bills to the light. 900 00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:50,418 Uh-huh. Wow! 901 00:41:50,911 --> 00:41:52,945 Okay. Wha... Fuck. 902 00:41:53,088 --> 00:41:54,538 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 903 00:41:54,549 --> 00:41:56,875 You said a hundred scalps in three days? 904 00:41:56,886 --> 00:41:58,377 Mm-hmm. Hundred. 905 00:41:58,388 --> 00:42:01,047 Mr. Nephew. That's a... 906 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,593 That's quite a number. I... 907 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:05,283 I thought you were backwash at the bottom of the gene pool, 908 00:42:05,294 --> 00:42:08,121 but this is something else. 909 00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:10,267 - You're the real deal. - Yes, you underestimated me, 910 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:13,562 - and that's exactly how I wanted it, Lukas. - I believe I might have. 911 00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:17,282 Mm. Well, how did you do it? 912 00:42:17,742 --> 00:42:20,185 Uh, I don't know, I just do it. 913 00:42:20,196 --> 00:42:22,070 - Just jackknife right in there. - Yeah. 914 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,615 And slit their throat. 915 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,867 It must feel, afterwards, a bit... 916 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,619 a little bit shitty, right? 917 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,827 Honestly, not really. 918 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:35,125 HR says I'm the right guy for the job 919 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,962 because it looks like I care but I don't. 920 00:42:38,025 --> 00:42:41,945 - Not a good person. - No, I am. I am. It's just... 921 00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:46,303 you gotta do what you gotta do, right? 922 00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:47,763 Do you though? 923 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,349 - Hey, there she is. - Hey. 924 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,685 - Hey. - Welcome to the kids table! 925 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,645 Can I, uh, talk to you for a second? 926 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,773 Oh, yeah. Is it time to up the periscopes? 927 00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,567 Um, yeah. Sorry to break up the brains trust. 928 00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:02,079 You sit, Slim Reaper. 929 00:43:02,388 --> 00:43:04,835 A butcher with a smile. 930 00:43:05,486 --> 00:43:06,821 What's, uh... 931 00:43:07,893 --> 00:43:09,993 Why... why... Why are we running? 932 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,205 - Is there a fire or what? - Uh, yeah, there might be. 933 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,623 So, what's your... 934 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,834 What's happening with your numbers? 935 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:20,347 - What numbers? - What numbers? Lukas. 936 00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:23,011 Oh, in... Oh, in India? 937 00:43:23,302 --> 00:43:24,460 Yeah. 938 00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,353 Is this Ebba or Oskar? 939 00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:29,470 Huh. Okay. 940 00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:31,942 Um... 941 00:43:33,492 --> 00:43:36,804 Uh, well, we... we... we... we... We have a... 942 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,682 There's a little issue, uh, that we're looking into, 943 00:43:38,693 --> 00:43:40,481 with subscriber numbers, 944 00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:42,985 uh, being, uh... being bullshit and... 945 00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:45,029 Well, not bullshit. But, um... 946 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,406 A little... a little bit bullshit. 947 00:43:47,473 --> 00:43:49,199 What does "a little bit bullshit" mean? 948 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:51,660 Uh... Well, maybe we discovered a metrics error 949 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,912 that has overstated our subs in India. 950 00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:55,622 Like, by quite a... 951 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:58,500 Like if there were two Indias, it would make sense. 952 00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,911 - You "maybe" discovered? - Yeah. 953 00:44:00,922 --> 00:44:02,963 But there isn't two Indias. There's only one India. 954 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,715 - No. Yeah. - And it's... 955 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:06,759 It's just... It's a long story. But it's, like, you know. 956 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:09,636 It's an emerging market. It's... it's all wet cement. 957 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:12,514 - It's, um... - So, stock and cash deal, 958 00:44:12,524 --> 00:44:15,267 the board would be well within their rights to pull out. 959 00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:18,312 You know... You know that, obviously, so how are you... 960 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,356 What are you... When are you addressing? 961 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,067 - Like, how are you handling? - I'm not gonna... I don't... 962 00:44:23,218 --> 00:44:26,362 I don't want some forum monkeys just shorting me. 963 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,364 I don't... I don't like when people get into me. 964 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,064 It's gonna get out eventually. 965 00:44:30,075 --> 00:44:33,581 Well, or we buy Waystar, and it gets lost in the deal dazzle. 966 00:44:33,592 --> 00:44:36,251 SEC, DOJ, is this... 967 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,749 - Is this even legal? - Well, we close quickly, 968 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,584 and then shit will get crazy good. 969 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:45,297 By next quarter, the numbers will be real, probably. 970 00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:47,424 Uh-huh. 971 00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,927 Come on. It's... It's kind of funny though, isn't it? 972 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,678 - Uh... - All right. I know it's... 973 00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:54,014 I know it's pretty bad. I know it's pretty bad. 974 00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,724 Yeah. 975 00:44:55,786 --> 00:44:57,663 You can fix it though, right? 976 00:44:58,651 --> 00:44:59,947 - Oh! Yeah, sure. - Right? 977 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,398 I'll just build another fucking India. 978 00:45:02,477 --> 00:45:04,316 Love that. Build another India. 979 00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:07,069 Yeah. That's my girl. 980 00:45:12,521 --> 00:45:13,855 Fuck me. 981 00:45:18,768 --> 00:45:20,552 Hey. Hey, Gerri. 982 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:23,137 Let me guess. "I'll have a martini." 983 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,294 Can we chat about stuff? 984 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,846 I have some thoughts and might need your advice. 985 00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:29,891 - No. - No? Just no? 986 00:45:29,902 --> 00:45:32,562 - Gerri? Gerri. - What? 987 00:45:32,781 --> 00:45:34,397 The thing, that wasn't... 988 00:45:34,430 --> 00:45:36,723 The firing-you thing? That wasn't real. 989 00:45:36,773 --> 00:45:38,307 - No? - No. 990 00:45:38,372 --> 00:45:40,519 No, it was like in the heat of the... 991 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,435 - You know? You know. - No. 992 00:45:42,446 --> 00:45:44,273 No? Okay. Well, come on. Let's... 993 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,589 Let's have a fuckin' chat, okay? 994 00:45:47,116 --> 00:45:49,111 I'll, uh... I'll stand in a cupboard and jerk off 995 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:51,665 while you explain to me what the SEC is, okay? 996 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,267 Oh, really? No? Too soon? 997 00:45:55,662 --> 00:45:57,369 What do you want? You want, like, a sorry? 998 00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,912 I got a whole purse full of sorries. 999 00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,730 - I'm sorry. - I'm out. 1000 00:46:00,830 --> 00:46:02,499 - I'm done. - Bullshit. 1001 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:03,792 Dad fired people all the time. 1002 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,961 I was just feeling kind of fire-ish. 1003 00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:08,338 Look, I have some requirements you should know about. 1004 00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:09,506 - Mm-hmm. - Several of which 1005 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,350 have been officially communicated, 1006 00:46:11,361 --> 00:46:14,864 and some that I thought I should, uh, you know, 1007 00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,546 - say in person. - Okay. Ooh! 1008 00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:19,808 - Robo-Gerri. Scary. - First of all, I want money. 1009 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,643 - Mm-hmm. - Eye-watering sums. 1010 00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:23,562 Hundreds of millions of dollars. 1011 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,855 No. Pass. 1012 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:28,032 So, I have retained personal reputation management. 1013 00:46:28,043 --> 00:46:30,699 - Mm-hmm. - And they will be on the line when Karolina 1014 00:46:30,710 --> 00:46:34,698 does her background briefings off a set of my bullet points. 1015 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,659 Mm-hmm. I will set off your bullet points. 1016 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,311 And if I ever get a whiff 1017 00:46:39,322 --> 00:46:41,537 of anything undermining my narrative 1018 00:46:41,548 --> 00:46:44,021 - anytime in the next five years... - Mm-hmm. 1019 00:46:44,032 --> 00:46:46,038 I will sue and I will go public... 1020 00:46:46,049 --> 00:46:47,479 - with the many, many... - So stupid. 1021 00:46:47,489 --> 00:46:48,712 ...pictures of your genitalia... 1022 00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:50,672 - All right. Great. Mm-hmm. - ...that I have in my possession. 1023 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:52,382 - Have I made myself clear? - Yes, absolutely. 1024 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,688 It's been a pleasure working with you, Gerri. Thanks. 1025 00:46:54,699 --> 00:46:56,284 I could have got you there. 1026 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:01,576 But no. Nope. 1027 00:47:01,807 --> 00:47:02,809 Nope. 1028 00:47:03,851 --> 00:47:04,883 See ya. 1029 00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:16,071 Okay. 1030 00:47:16,326 --> 00:47:19,618 Hey, Con. Can we, uh... Can we settle this now? 1031 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:22,663 Everyone is quite freaked out about this political firebombing 1032 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,998 - in Arizona. - Oh, yeah. The pop-pops in Phoenix? 1033 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,542 - Yeah. - The wastepaper basket on fire? 1034 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,585 I think a file cabinet was in the ICU. Can we draft? 1035 00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:30,723 Well, actually, there's been a... 1036 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:34,196 - slight change of heart. - Get the fuck outta here. You got it. 1037 00:47:34,207 --> 00:47:35,685 You got your bauble. It's great. 1038 00:47:35,696 --> 00:47:37,928 Let's write up a fucking statement, okay? 1039 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:41,096 Wind up the old fax machine and fart it out to your oddball army, okay? 1040 00:47:41,107 --> 00:47:43,892 We wonder, Roman, if he might have... 1041 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:46,322 invested too much in this campaign to just, you know, 1042 00:47:46,332 --> 00:47:48,026 - drop out now. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1043 00:47:48,037 --> 00:47:49,982 That's so cool. You tried. You failed. 1044 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,525 You move on. Find something new. 1045 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,693 He's fought hard. 1046 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,236 And we wanna find out what might happen, okay? 1047 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,029 He might write, you know, a book about this, 1048 00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,739 - or a speaker circuit, or... - Hey! 1049 00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,408 Nothing is gonna happen. Okay? 1050 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,535 Anything might happen tomorrow, actually. 1051 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,828 - Really? Anything? - Mm. 1052 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,746 Yes, see? Because that's the beauty of this little system 1053 00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:06,123 that we have called democracy. 1054 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,791 Con! Man! Eat the fucking carrot. Okay? 1055 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,615 Everyone in this room thinks you're a fucking joke. 1056 00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:13,528 So tell your "wife" to shut the fuck up, cover her shoulders, 1057 00:48:13,539 --> 00:48:15,806 - and pack a fucking bag for Oman, okay? - Rome. Rome. 1058 00:48:15,817 --> 00:48:18,218 - I'm talking here. It's okay. - Easy. 1059 00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,235 There's one person here... 1060 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,596 - who doesn't think I'm a joke. - Mm-hmm. 1061 00:48:24,607 --> 00:48:27,477 So that's who I'm gonna listen to, okay? 1062 00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:29,438 That's smart. Yeah, listen to her. 1063 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,064 - Willa, honey? - Yeah? 1064 00:48:31,150 --> 00:48:33,442 - Bye. Nice to meet you. - Pleasure, sir. 1065 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,110 You got my vote, a hundred percent, 1066 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,152 - if I could vote. - I'm trying to help you, man. 1067 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,805 I am trying to help ya. 1068 00:48:40,964 --> 00:48:42,621 Really nice party. 1069 00:48:43,204 --> 00:48:44,827 Cool, cool family. 1070 00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,757 Oh. Thanks, man. Tweet about it. 1071 00:48:49,138 --> 00:48:50,688 So, who's, uh... 1072 00:48:50,699 --> 00:48:53,211 Who's going out tonight in this shitty fucking town? 1073 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,387 Anyone? 1074 00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:56,548 I gotta say, it's pretty depressing from up here. 1075 00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:58,967 You can really see how second-world it is. 1076 00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:01,470 I don't know, pretty happening town, famously. 1077 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,554 Really? Is it though? 1078 00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:04,566 - Yeah. - Compared to Singapore, Seoul, 1079 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,892 it's like Legoland. 1080 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,644 You know we still run shit, though? 1081 00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:11,438 Hmm. Like as in, "Only in New York." 1082 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,523 - Yeah. - Right. Okay. 1083 00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:16,360 Well, uh, nothing happens in New York that doesn't happen everywhere. 1084 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,811 You should get that written on a cup. Right? 1085 00:49:18,822 --> 00:49:20,155 Shouldn't he get that written on a cup? 1086 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:21,799 Like, that would look so cool. 1087 00:49:21,810 --> 00:49:24,576 You could sell that in a... in a head shop in Rotterdam. 1088 00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:27,051 - Could be a... a good business for you. - Mm-hmm. 1089 00:49:27,062 --> 00:49:29,830 'Cause I hear you might need some new revenue streams. 1090 00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,875 Yeah. 1091 00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:35,222 Hey, really, really good presentation by the way. 1092 00:49:35,527 --> 00:49:37,213 Loved it. 1093 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:39,299 Can't wait to get into those predictions, man. 1094 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,842 - Those meaty predictions. - Oh, yeah. 1095 00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:42,302 - Yes! Gonna be fun. - Yeah? Yeah? 1096 00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:44,721 I'm excited about that. Estimates. You know, estimates. 1097 00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:48,141 - Yup. - But you, man. Your numbers. 1098 00:49:48,264 --> 00:49:52,062 Exploding, right? Like, literally unbelievable. 1099 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:55,691 Well, thank you. Thank you. And congrats to you as well, 1100 00:49:55,816 --> 00:49:57,651 'cause I hear your numbers are gay. 1101 00:49:57,782 --> 00:49:59,892 - My numbers are... are what? - Gay. 1102 00:49:59,903 --> 00:50:01,812 - My numbers are gay? - Yeah. 1103 00:50:01,823 --> 00:50:05,117 You have this, uh, cute little valuation, 1104 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:07,911 and your numbers just came out as gay. 1105 00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,774 That's kinda homophobic, man. 1106 00:50:09,785 --> 00:50:12,194 Dude. Just let the wave hit you. 1107 00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:13,833 Float out. 1108 00:50:13,939 --> 00:50:15,544 I think I am the wave though, actually. 1109 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:18,922 You think you are the wave? Because you love the deal? 1110 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,258 Are you kidding? Biggest over-pay in history. 1111 00:50:21,426 --> 00:50:22,755 - Love that shit. - Okay. 1112 00:50:22,766 --> 00:50:24,094 - Love it. - All right, well... 1113 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,722 - Love the deal. - Whoo! Love the deal. 1114 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,316 Love the deal. 1115 00:50:28,649 --> 00:50:29,890 Whoo! 1116 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:32,894 - Come on. Come on. Come on, brother. - Love it! Love the deal. 1117 00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:36,488 Yes. 1118 00:50:37,408 --> 00:50:38,567 - All right. - Love the deal. 1119 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,403 Love the deal! Love the deal. 1120 00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:44,006 - The fuck? Bit of a show. - Hugging it out. 1121 00:50:44,017 --> 00:50:46,450 - Uh-huh? - Hey. I'm gonna... 1122 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,118 - What? - Yeah. I'm done. 1123 00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,078 I'm... I'm gonna... bed. I'm bushwhacked. 1124 00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:51,526 My eyes are sandpaper. I'm just... 1125 00:50:51,537 --> 00:50:54,165 Okay, well, we... you can stay up for just a little longer 1126 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,176 - and say good night to people together. - Shiv, do you know 1127 00:50:56,186 --> 00:50:57,626 what my day looks like tomorrow? 1128 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,379 Tom, you're not gonna be doing anything. 1129 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,715 You'll just be lookin' for shiny foreheads. It's fine. 1130 00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,640 - I'm... - You can stay for 45 minutes more. 1131 00:51:03,651 --> 00:51:05,271 I'm just a little tired 1132 00:51:05,282 --> 00:51:09,014 because all the fun gossip that I've been hearing 1133 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:12,184 from everywhere at this party, in my house, 1134 00:51:12,384 --> 00:51:14,144 is that I'm gonna be shit-canned. 1135 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,392 I got faith in you, man. 1136 00:51:15,403 --> 00:51:17,685 - Always been a loyal servant. - Lots of faith. 1137 00:51:19,962 --> 00:51:21,371 Sorry... 1138 00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:24,111 Not helpful. 1139 00:51:28,491 --> 00:51:30,000 - The fuck is wrong with you? - You know, I just 1140 00:51:30,011 --> 00:51:31,953 really do need to get some sleep. I really do. 1141 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:33,367 I'm sorry. Can we just leave it there? 1142 00:51:33,378 --> 00:51:34,748 - Please? Okay. - You're tired. I get it. 1143 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,792 You keep on fucking saying. So, yeah, you're tired. 1144 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,919 Okay, okay, I'm tired. Let's leave it there. 1145 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,212 Keep fucking telling everyone. 1146 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,172 - Okay, okay. I'll stop. - You're tired. I get it. 1147 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,298 I'm sorry. 1148 00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:47,993 I'm just... you know, I am just worried about, you know... 1149 00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:50,251 Maybe I've nailed myself to the Matsson cross, 1150 00:51:50,262 --> 00:51:52,941 and he might turn out to be bullshit. 1151 00:51:52,952 --> 00:51:54,768 You know, he's erratic and... and... and... and... 1152 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,144 You know, maybe he isn't real. 1153 00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:58,647 Shiv, he's real. He's the future. 1154 00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,642 No, Tom. He... 1155 00:52:02,425 --> 00:52:05,821 There is a time bomb in his numbers, and I might get blown up. 1156 00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:07,322 You'll be fine. 1157 00:52:07,436 --> 00:52:09,491 - You'll always be fine. - No. 1158 00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,202 No, I am fucking my family for this. 1159 00:52:12,278 --> 00:52:13,821 Can I just say something? 1160 00:52:14,741 --> 00:52:17,832 At this party here, there are maybe 40 1161 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:20,181 of the most important people in America, 1162 00:52:20,192 --> 00:52:24,186 and you have just walked all around, all evening, 1163 00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:27,104 telling them all that I'm gonna get fired. 1164 00:52:27,115 --> 00:52:30,692 No, it was implied, lightly, as a little... 1165 00:52:30,810 --> 00:52:33,557 God! Part of a tactical kind of joke. 1166 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:37,935 Will you explain to me, uh, the joke? 1167 00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:40,098 - Because I don't get the fucking joke. - Oh, my God. Tom! 1168 00:52:40,109 --> 00:52:42,190 - I don't get the joke. - It was something that he said, 1169 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,942 that isn't true, that we needed to say. 1170 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,194 But you stood by his side, and he said it, 1171 00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:48,321 and you were like, "Okay, well, that sounds good to me." 1172 00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:50,699 Fuck's sake. I'm not doing this right now. 1173 00:52:50,756 --> 00:52:51,833 You know... 1174 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,411 I am in serious trouble. That was a play. 1175 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,704 You will be okay 1176 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,671 because you are a tough fucking bitch 1177 00:52:57,682 --> 00:53:01,461 who will always survive because you do what you need. 1178 00:53:01,472 --> 00:53:04,300 - You will do whatever you need. - Are you even listening? I will be okay? 1179 00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,518 - Yeah? Really? - Yeah. 1180 00:53:05,529 --> 00:53:08,628 You sure you're not projecting? Because that is actually you. 1181 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,272 Should we have a real conversation? 1182 00:53:14,283 --> 00:53:16,516 - With a scorpion? No. - That was a friendly thing. 1183 00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:19,102 - That was a friendly thing. - Oh, yeah. Sure. Real friendly. 1184 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,280 Ha, ha, ha. 1185 00:53:21,236 --> 00:53:23,853 Yeah, no. Uh, I'm a scorpion. 1186 00:53:24,139 --> 00:53:26,994 You're a hyena. You're a... You're a street rat. 1187 00:53:27,005 --> 00:53:28,964 Actually, no. You're a fucking snake. 1188 00:53:28,975 --> 00:53:31,573 "Here's a dead snake to wear as a necktie, Tom. 1189 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,389 Why aren't you laughing?" 1190 00:53:36,836 --> 00:53:39,162 I wonder if we shouldn't clear the air. 1191 00:53:39,212 --> 00:53:40,957 - Yeah? Mm. Sure. - Yeah. 1192 00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:44,586 I think that you can be a very selfish person, 1193 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:47,380 and I think you find it very hard 1194 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,442 to think about me. 1195 00:53:48,453 --> 00:53:50,662 - What the fuck? - And I think... 1196 00:53:50,783 --> 00:53:53,179 you shouldn't have even married me, actually. 1197 00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:55,808 What the fuck? What the actual fuck? 1198 00:53:55,819 --> 00:53:57,519 You proposed to me. 1199 00:53:57,870 --> 00:53:59,990 You proposed to me at my lowest fucking ebb. 1200 00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:02,437 My dad was dying. What was I supposed to say? 1201 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:04,898 - Perhaps, "No"? - I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 1202 00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:08,193 Oh, thanks! Thanks for that! Yeah, you really kept me safe 1203 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,909 while you ran off to fuck the phone book. 1204 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,932 Oh, fuck off. You're a hick. 1205 00:54:11,943 --> 00:54:13,615 - And then... And then... - Conservative hick. 1206 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,326 You hid it because you were so scared 1207 00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,411 of how fuckin' awful you are. 1208 00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:20,747 You were only with me to get to power. 1209 00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:22,999 Well, you got it now, Tom. You've got it! 1210 00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,001 I'm with you because I love you! 1211 00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:27,629 Bullshit. You're fucking me for my DNA. 1212 00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:30,090 You were fucking me for a fucking ladder 1213 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,343 because your whole family is striving and parochial. 1214 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,429 That's not... That's not a fair characterization. 1215 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,807 Oh, no? Well, your mom loves me more than she loves you 1216 00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,303 because she's cracked. 1217 00:54:40,314 --> 00:54:43,228 You wanna... You wanna actually clear the air? Fine. 1218 00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:44,813 You betrayed me. 1219 00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:50,986 You were going to see me get sent to fucking prison, Shiv! 1220 00:54:51,159 --> 00:54:55,115 And then you fobbed me off with that fuckin' undrinkable wine, 1221 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,022 and you won't have my baby 1222 00:54:57,033 --> 00:54:58,535 because you never even thought, honestly, 1223 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,787 that you'd be with me more than, like, four fuckin' years, 1224 00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:02,872 - I don't think! - You offered to go to jail, Tom! 1225 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,874 You offered because you're servile! 1226 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,209 You're just... You're servile! 1227 00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:09,212 You are incapable of thinking about anybody 1228 00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:12,048 other than yourself 'cause your sense of who you are, Shiv, 1229 00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:13,967 - is that fuckin' thin! - Oh, yeah? 1230 00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,260 - Yeah. - You read that in a book, Tom? 1231 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,782 You're too fuckin' transparent to find in a book! 1232 00:55:17,793 --> 00:55:19,451 You're pathetic. You're pathetic. 1233 00:55:19,462 --> 00:55:21,016 You're a masochist, and you can't even take it. 1234 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:23,022 I think you are incapable of love. 1235 00:55:23,033 --> 00:55:25,035 And I think you are maybe not 1236 00:55:25,652 --> 00:55:27,320 a good person to have children! 1237 00:55:29,712 --> 00:55:31,631 Well, that's not very nice to say, is it? 1238 00:55:32,206 --> 00:55:33,364 I'm sorry. 1239 00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:37,375 I'm sorry. But you... You... 1240 00:55:37,685 --> 00:55:41,578 You have hurt me more than you can possibly imagine. 1241 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:45,248 And you, you took away the last six months 1242 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:46,541 I could've had with my dad. 1243 00:55:46,551 --> 00:55:47,667 - No. - Yes. 1244 00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:48,752 - No! - Yes. 1245 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:51,347 You sucked up to him, and you cut me out! 1246 00:55:52,570 --> 00:55:54,805 It's not my fault 1247 00:55:55,262 --> 00:55:57,180 that you didn't get his approval. 1248 00:55:58,474 --> 00:56:01,175 I have given you endless approval, 1249 00:56:01,186 --> 00:56:04,189 and it doesn't fill you up because you're broken. 1250 00:56:05,874 --> 00:56:08,361 I don't like you. 1251 00:56:10,214 --> 00:56:11,382 I don't... 1252 00:56:12,252 --> 00:56:14,117 I don't even care about you. 1253 00:56:14,475 --> 00:56:16,816 I don't care. 1254 00:56:18,879 --> 00:56:21,966 Have we cleared the air, huh? Feel good now? 1255 00:56:22,688 --> 00:56:24,286 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1256 00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,841 - Fuckin' great. Tip-top. - Uh-huh. 1257 00:56:28,091 --> 00:56:31,094 You don't deserve me. And you never did. 1258 00:56:33,576 --> 00:56:35,635 And everything came out of that. 1259 00:56:36,928 --> 00:56:40,594 Oof! So fu... fucking flat. 1260 00:57:00,151 --> 00:57:02,602 You, uh, find ways to have fun out there? 1261 00:57:02,833 --> 00:57:04,033 More or less. 1262 00:57:04,044 --> 00:57:06,204 The red wine smells like wet dog. 1263 00:57:08,316 --> 00:57:10,333 Listen, I just wanted to do five. 1264 00:57:10,493 --> 00:57:12,193 Just me and you. Just Franky and Kenny. 1265 00:57:12,204 --> 00:57:13,915 - Mm-hmm. - Not CEO and Chair. 1266 00:57:13,926 --> 00:57:17,172 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. I don't think the GoJo deal 1267 00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:19,525 is in the best interests of the shareholders, 1268 00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:21,746 - and I would like to explore ways of blocking it. - La, la, la, la, la! 1269 00:57:21,757 --> 00:57:24,139 - I don't wanna hear it, Ken! - What if I told you 1270 00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:26,603 his subs in India are significantly inflated? 1271 00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:30,375 I'm just gonna hit you with this. 1272 00:57:30,386 --> 00:57:32,730 What if we run it all the way back? 1273 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,214 Do I even wanna know what that means? 1274 00:57:35,544 --> 00:57:37,495 We go reverse Viking. 1275 00:57:37,652 --> 00:57:39,195 We pillage their village. 1276 00:57:39,707 --> 00:57:41,543 Waystar acquires GoJo. 1277 00:57:45,227 --> 00:57:49,888 It... There would have to be major issues. 1278 00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:51,058 There are. 1279 00:57:51,069 --> 00:57:55,063 What if we could slow this down and we eat Matsson's lunch? 1280 00:57:56,197 --> 00:57:57,740 Bigger than Dad ever was. 1281 00:57:58,986 --> 00:58:00,674 Uh, Roman and Shiv? 1282 00:58:00,685 --> 00:58:03,720 Yeah, I don't know. Part of my plans. 1283 00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:06,306 I love 'em, but not in love with 'em, you know? 1284 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,651 - Mm-hmm. - One head, one crown. 1285 00:58:09,306 --> 00:58:10,599 But I'll need ballast. 1286 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,006 Are you with me? 1287 00:58:34,752 --> 00:58:37,620 Hi, everyone. Hi. 1288 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,756 Bedtime for Bonzo! 1289 00:58:39,845 --> 00:58:43,092 Sorry, but please get the fuck out of my house now. 1290 00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:46,722 Yeah. No, no, no. Please. 1291 00:58:47,014 --> 00:58:49,723 Party's over 'cause I gotta sleep! 1292 00:58:49,965 --> 00:58:53,311 It's been a terrific night. Thank you so much. No, I am serious. 1293 00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:57,649 Off you go, go to bed. Enjoy your beds. Go home, cry. 1294 00:58:57,751 --> 00:58:59,275 I'm done. I'm done. 1295 00:58:59,351 --> 00:59:02,646 I can barely stand, but I've had enough. Good night. 1296 00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:06,533 - Good night, Tom. - Don't forget your coats! 1297 00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:10,872 - Hmm. - Fuck Tom. 1298 00:59:10,883 --> 00:59:12,551 Yeah. Fuck Tom. 1299 00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:14,528 Fuck Tom. 1300 00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:18,377 So, guys. Um... Funeral. 1301 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:22,090 If nobody wants to grab it, I'm happy to take the big-energy spot. 1302 00:59:22,241 --> 00:59:23,241 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1303 00:59:23,252 --> 00:59:24,674 - Uh... - Yeah. I mean, it... 1304 00:59:24,685 --> 00:59:28,179 seemed like nobody wanted it. So, I got it. 1305 00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:29,347 Yeah? 1306 00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:30,921 Sure, it's fine. 1307 00:59:31,061 --> 00:59:34,059 Knock yourself out. Just paint it red. 1308 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:36,229 - Yeah. Happy? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1309 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,522 - Happy? - Happy. 1310 00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:38,648 Happy. 1311 00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:40,512 Happy, happy, headbangers. 1312 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,031 Here we are. Okay. Mm! 1313 00:59:44,872 --> 00:59:46,878 Good night. 1314 00:59:46,889 --> 00:59:48,605 - Good night. - Night. 1315 01:00:44,788 --> 01:00:49,788 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 100280

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