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The auction. 15 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,696 You're on the committee for the playground equipment. 16 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,531 It's all you've been talking about... 17 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,266 I listen to you! 18 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:43,042 - Excu--excuse me? Excuse me. 19 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,610 Um...Hi. 20 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,446 Welcome to our lady of faith's auction night. 21 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,748 Uh, I'm debra barone. 22 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,517 [applause] 23 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,185 [laughs] 24 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:56,155 Hi, mary. 25 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:58,824 Um... 26 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:01,460 Um, well, we're gonna start the live auction 27 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:06,165 So this is your last chance to sign up for the silent one. 28 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:09,168 And I hope everybody's having a lot of fun. 29 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,304 [applause] 30 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,441 Thank you. 31 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:18,143 - Frank, you're bidding on a pedicure? 32 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:23,449 Why are you signing up for all these things? 33 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:24,716 - Leave me alone. 34 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:28,387 I'm just trying to drive the prices up. 35 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,721 - You're just trying to be a big shot. 36 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:32,691 On one little thing that you really like-- 37 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,660 - Hey, hey, hey... 38 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,662 Silent auction! 39 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,768 - I can't do this. 40 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,671 Why did I let her talk me into this? 41 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,172 I don't want to be in front of people. 42 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:50,676 I don't want to be no stinkin' auctioneer. 43 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:53,312 - You gonna eat that spumoni? 44 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,279 - Hey, ray, it's time. Come on. 45 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,848 - Listen, no. 46 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:57,249 Why--why doesn't robert do it? 47 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,517 He's tall. He's got a good voice. 48 00:01:58,519 --> 00:01:59,651 - Yeah, they'd hear me. 49 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:00,686 - You should do it. You can talk... 50 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:01,887 - Yeah, okay. Just speak. 51 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,188 - You have a-- 52 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:06,125 Uh, hi. 53 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,326 Hi, everybody. 54 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:10,729 I guess it's time for the live auction. 55 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,631 I'm ray. 56 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,134 I'm ray, the auction guy, 57 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,136 And, uh... 58 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:19,238 How about a hand for the roast beef, huh? 59 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,672 Let's hear it for that roast beef! 60 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,314 I guess-- what, are the rest of you 61 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,482 Veterinarians or something? 62 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,452 I mean vegetarians. 63 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:39,158 Uh, anyway, listen, we're here for the kids 64 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,460 Because--'cause they're the future, 65 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:44,863 And they deserve--they deserve a new playground, really, 66 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,466 So they can slide and swing upside down and... 67 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:50,769 Break their necks. 68 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,474 - Just start. 69 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,276 - Okay. Uh, here we go. 70 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,912 We're gonna start with the, uh-- with the jewelry box, 71 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:01,513 Where you, uh... 72 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,315 - Put your jewelry. 73 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,816 - You put your jewelry right in that. 74 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,451 And we'll start the bidding at... 75 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,253 What? 76 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,855 - 20. - Dollars? 77 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,925 Yeah. $20! $20. 78 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:14,393 Who's gonna bid $20 79 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,529 For this fine piece of craftsmanship? 80 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:22,234 It's finely crafted by a fine craftsman 81 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,770 Who I happen to sleep with. 82 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:29,942 Sorry. 83 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:31,910 Uh...So, 20, that's all. 84 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,512 Let's start the bidding at $20. 85 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,781 It's a fine piece. Look at the fine drawers. 86 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,816 $20. It's... 87 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,823 15. 88 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,628 How about $15? Whoop. 89 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:56,702 Do I hear $3 for this finely, finely crafted 90 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,937 Pile of rubble almost? 91 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,973 Who's got a bag? 92 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:03,475 If you got a bag, you can have it. 93 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:04,876 Oh, a mercy bid, right there! 94 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,578 Thank you. 95 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,413 Thank you, officer barone! 96 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,816 You can lock up your tiny little prisoners in there. 97 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,584 [chuckles] 98 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,587 Although I think it's gonna be easy for them to get out. 99 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,926 Yeah, everything my wife touches falls off, 100 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,695 So you can guess how scared I am. 101 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,670 Yeah. 102 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,674 Hey, puddle pants. 103 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,748 Give gumby some pokey. 104 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,488 Whoa. 105 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,456 I don't want to say that was cold, 106 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,859 But if your mouth opened, a little light would come on. 107 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:06,838 - I'm just not really in the mood, okay? 108 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,408 - Come on...Come on, not in the mood. 109 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,909 Tonight was great, huh? 110 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,311 The kids got the new playground, 111 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,313 And I got the golf thing. 112 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,515 You got to go home with the auctioneer, huh? 113 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,984 So...Who's in the mood? 114 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,888 Hey, do I hear "in the mood"? 115 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:26,091 - Aren't you afraid if I touch it, it'll fall off? 116 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,894 - Hmm. 117 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,562 That was a good joke, wasn't it? 118 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,331 That was good. 119 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,865 People asked me if I planned that, you know? 120 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,868 I said, "no, I just came up with it like that." 121 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:41,640 - You're a brilliant farceur. 122 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,381 - Come on. 123 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:53,118 Oh, I know... You're mad at the jokes. 124 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,721 - You just couldn't stop, could you, ray? 125 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,956 - I was killing 'em. 126 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,624 I was killing 'em. It was great. 127 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:00,859 That box falling apart, 128 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:01,893 That was the best thing that could've happened. 129 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,895 That broke the ice. 130 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,598 - Well, you embarrassed me. 131 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,602 - No. It was all fun. Come on. 132 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,972 I tell you, people thought that we did it on purpose. 133 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:17,142 - I felt... Humiliated. 134 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,411 - Oh, well, don't feel humiliated. 135 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:23,548 - Don't tell me how to feel. 136 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,817 - But you're wrong. 137 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,857 - There's no right or wrong, ray. 138 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,392 This is how I feel. 139 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,160 You cannot tell me not to be humiliated. 140 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,828 I just am! 141 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,831 - Okay, all right. Feel humiliated. 142 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,833 - Well, I don't anymore. 143 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,570 - Okay. All right. Good, good. 144 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,707 - Now I'm just angry, you know? 145 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,609 I mean, I can't believe-- I can't believe-- 146 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,644 You--you know, it's bad enough what you did to me tonight, 147 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,781 But you don't even care how I feel about it, you know. 148 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:59,851 All you care about is how well you did, you laugh whore. 149 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:11,062 - Maybe you should go back to being humiliated. 150 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,130 Come on. What are you-- 151 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:16,468 Don't be such a bad sport. 152 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,103 - What if you were me? What would you do? 153 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,872 - I would laugh at all my husband's jokes, 154 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,074 Strip off my clothes, have my way with him, 155 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,510 And then put on tv. 156 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,021 - Keep dreaming. 157 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,758 - I would--I'd be so naughty. 158 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:44,196 I-I might even talk dirty. Ooh! 159 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:45,764 - So let me get this straight. 160 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,467 What you did to me tonight wouldn't bother you? 161 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,569 - Bother? Come on, I would be flattered. 162 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,571 - Oh, yeah? All right, we'll see. 163 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,739 - What? What? 164 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,877 What do you mean "we'll see"? 165 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,011 - None of your business. 166 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,481 - Oh... 167 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,748 What are you gonna do, 168 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:07,152 Try and get me or something? 169 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,688 - Let's just say prepare to be flattered. 170 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:13,158 - Come on. 171 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,627 You know, they say couples shouldn't go to bed angry. 172 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,263 - I'm not angry anymore, ray. Good night. 173 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,764 - Oh, you're not angry anymore? 174 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,032 I might not believe you. 175 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,101 You might have to prove that. 176 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:26,605 Oh...Okay, I see. 177 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,673 That's how you're gonna get me, holding back sex? 178 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,543 Oh, yeah, how original. 179 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,245 You think that's gonna get me? 180 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:34,913 I'm a sex camel. 181 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:39,784 Holding back sex. 182 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:47,125 Sex camel... That's a good one. 183 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:50,829 Sex camel. 184 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,631 I should write that one down. I really should. 185 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,534 - Laugh it up, funnyman. 186 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,736 - Okay, what? 187 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,105 What, you think I'm scared now? 188 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:04,209 I'm not scared, girlie. Huh? 189 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,178 You hear me? I'm not scared. 190 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,251 I'm not scared. 191 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:23,094 Ah! Oh! Ow! Mommy! 192 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,331 - Are you okay? 193 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,867 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 194 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:34,172 Just a little temporary blindness. 195 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,308 - Listen, ray, you know, 196 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:39,177 I was thinking about the auction last night 197 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,780 And, uh, all the jokes that you made, 198 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,983 And, you know, I was taking myself too seriously. 199 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:48,119 You were right. So I just want to apologize. 200 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:53,892 - Really? 201 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:54,960 - Yeah, yeah. 202 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,261 You know, because the fact is, 203 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,029 You were just a great auctioneer, 204 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,732 So, you know, thank you. 205 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,768 - What about you saying that you were gonna get me back? 206 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,939 - Oh, that was just in the heat of the moment, you know. 207 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,941 I'm not gonna get you. 208 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:10,942 - I want juice. 209 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,611 - What do you say, ally? 210 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,945 - Puh-lease. 211 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,246 - You want something, ray? 212 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,984 - Juice is good. Please. 213 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,052 - You know, there's really only enough left for ally. 214 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,254 Do you want something else? How about soda? 215 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,056 - Soda? What, for breakfast? 216 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,958 - It's all we have, so... 217 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,226 - All right. 218 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,795 - Mommy, may I have a soda, please? 219 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,098 - Well, that was a very nice way 220 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,265 To ask for it, ally. 221 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,167 No, honey. 222 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,271 - Wait a minute. 223 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,641 You shook this, didn't you? 224 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,709 - What? No. 225 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,411 - Come on. Soda for breakfast. 226 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,947 You want this to explode in my face. 227 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,383 - Why would I want that? 228 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:55,086 - Uh, we all know why. 229 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:59,157 Huh? Soda in my face... 230 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,193 Ben gay in my shorts... 231 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,797 Ex-lax in the brownies. 232 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,333 I went to camp. 233 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,203 - I'm not gonna get you, ray. 234 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,840 - How about the grapefruit? 235 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,043 - What, you think I rigged a grapefruit 236 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,245 To squirt in your eye? 237 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,348 - Doesn't really sound like a denial. 238 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,153 - Listen, I'm telling you, I'm not going-- 239 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,454 - I know you're telling me you're not 240 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,057 So I will think you will not... 241 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:37,162 But I am not that big an idiot. 242 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,133 - Ray, nothing's going to happen, 243 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,102 So just drink your soda. 244 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,807 - You drink it. - I don't want it. 245 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,742 - Aha! Yeah. 246 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,879 Hey, how about... I'll give it to ally. 247 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,183 - I don't want her having soda for breakfast. 248 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,984 - Just to open for me. 249 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,220 - Okay, go--fine. 250 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,988 - Yeah, you would do that? 251 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,124 You would let it explode in your own daughter's face, 252 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,726 Your own flesh and blood. 253 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,194 - Go ahead. Go ahead. 254 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,062 - What kind of mother are you? 255 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,965 - The kind of mother who's gonna be awarded custody 256 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:18,036 When they take you to the booby hatch. 257 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,872 Ally, go get dressed, honey. 258 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,308 - Debra, what kind of con game are you running? 259 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,909 - It's your own fault, frank. 260 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,779 Who told you to sign up for all those things? 261 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:31,516 - I didn't expect to win this crap. 262 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,118 - It's not crap, frank. 263 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,486 - Oh, yeah? 264 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:37,355 $80 for the use of a canoe. 265 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:42,527 That is... Floating crap. 266 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:46,397 - Some people would consider a canoe ride romantic. 267 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,300 - Guess you didn't see "deliverance." 268 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,774 - Ray, you gonna drink this or what? 269 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,442 - Oh, okay. 270 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,778 Yeah, you got your audience now, right? 271 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,279 Everybody-- see, I open the--wssh! 272 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,281 Yeah, big laugh on raymond. 273 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,783 Okay, yeah, yeah. 274 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,384 No, dad. Dad, no-- 275 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,088 - What's your problem? 276 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,993 - See? I told you. 277 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,561 - Yeah, you did. 278 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,163 Of course, of course, of course. 279 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,999 Why would you settle for soda? 280 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,267 That's not satisfying. 281 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:26,237 You see me spill soda on myself every day. 282 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:30,408 It's gonna be much bigger than soda, isn't it? 283 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:35,146 My car...My job... 284 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,016 My most intimate of areas. 285 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,020 I'm watching you. 286 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,087 I'm watch-- 287 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,930 - Okay. I'll give him the message. 288 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,231 Yeah. Bye-bye. 289 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,068 - Oh, hi, honey. 290 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,937 - Hi, that was clarence, 291 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,372 The guy who's coordinating your celebrity golf thing. 292 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,373 - Oh, yeah? 293 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,575 - Yeah, he said you should use 294 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,310 The west entrance of the country club. 295 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,946 - West entrance. Okay, got it. 296 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,447 - And bring your rubber spikes 297 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,249 Instead of the metal ones. 298 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,984 - Really? Okay, thanks. 299 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,319 - Okay. 300 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:20,258 - You see that? She's evil. 301 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:22,994 - What? 302 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,329 - I told you. 303 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,864 I told you. It's bigger than soda. 304 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,332 That--ooh, that's where it's all going down, 305 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,000 At the pro-am. 306 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,368 - Oh, you mean where she's gonna get you? 307 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,003 - Shut up! 308 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,239 Yes, of course. It's perfect. 309 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,374 She's always been jealous of my golf. 310 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,575 She knows how much I love it 311 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,611 And how much time and money I spend on it. 312 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:42,347 She wants to humiliate me with my mistress. 313 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,217 I know her, man. 314 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,587 I know her. I am hip to her jive. 315 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,192 But--but she's hip to me, too, so that's why-- 316 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,961 Listen, you got to go in there and find out what she's up to. 317 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,529 - How? 318 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,164 - Do what cops do. I don't know. 319 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,432 Just get the truth. 320 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,402 Make her talk before she lawyers up. 321 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,105 Come on, just-- use the big light. 322 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,540 - What are you--loopy? 323 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,610 She's your wife. She's not gonna humiliate you. 324 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:16,247 - I don't have time to explain marriage to you. 325 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,383 Please. Come on, just go do it. 326 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:29,093 Hey... 327 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,096 Debra's soda. Okay. 328 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,268 - Are you gonna get raymond? 329 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,572 - No. 330 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,045 - What? What? What? 331 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,180 - She's not gonna get you. 332 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,415 - How do you know? 333 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,716 - 'cause I said, "are you gonna get raymond?" 334 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,718 She said, "no." case closed. 335 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,153 - That's it? 336 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,521 - Oh, yeah. 337 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,424 And she also said the twins aren't yours. 338 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,392 - Come on. Come on. Yeah. 339 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,127 Really, what's going on? 340 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,129 - Raymond, I know when people are up to something. 341 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,131 I can smell it. 342 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,967 - And she smells all right? 343 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,402 - She smells very good. 344 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,508 - Oh, my god. She got to you, didn't she? 345 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,377 Yeah. You're both in on it. 346 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,712 - Brother, you're talking crazy. 347 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,648 - Sure. No, you'd love to get me, too, huh? 348 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,149 - What? 349 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,086 - You'd love to see me humiliated. 350 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,421 Isn't that right, my brother? 351 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,565 - Raymond, raymond, raymond. 352 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,532 - All right. 353 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,367 Wake up. Wake up. 354 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,536 - What? What's wrong? 355 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,272 - Just so you know, I canceled it. 356 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,207 - What? Canceled what? 357 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,809 - The golf outing. I backed out. 358 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,677 - What? Why? 359 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,680 Why? Because you smell, sweetheart. 360 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:38,289 - Oh, my god. I have to leave you. 361 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,558 - No, no, no. 362 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,060 That's where you're gonna do it. 363 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,461 That's where you're gonna set your trap. 364 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,196 I know how your mind works. 365 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:49,267 - You don't even know how your mind works, all right? 366 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,836 I'm not going to get you. 367 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,704 - Will you just do it? All right? Come on. 368 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,074 Whatever you're gonna do, just do it now, 369 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,643 'cause I can't take it anymore. 370 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,311 - You're really worried about this. 371 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,113 - I'm not worried, okay? I'm anxious. 372 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,681 - Oh, so you're feeling anxious? - I'm feeling anxious. 373 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,083 - Well, you shouldn't feel that way. 374 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,551 - What? - Don't feel that way. 375 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,520 - Don't tell me how to feel! 376 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,323 - And there it is. 377 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,562 - Huh? 378 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,500 - I'll just give you a moment to put it together. 379 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,107 After the auction, ray, 380 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,708 When I was feeling embarrassed and humiliated, 381 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,677 Didn't you say the same thing to me? 382 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,779 "don't feel that way." you remember that? 383 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:35,780 - Yeah, I do. 384 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,348 I do remember that, 385 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,783 'cause that's when you started torturing me. 386 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,120 Oh! Oh. 387 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:50,595 So you didn't do anything? 388 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,797 You let me do this to myself. 389 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,570 All week long, I could have had soda. 390 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,673 I could have had brownies. 391 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,209 I could have worn underwear. 392 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,182 So it was all me. 393 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,651 That's how you got me. 394 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,287 - Nothing I could think of 395 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,855 Could screw you up more 396 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:22,860 Than what's already in that beautiful mind. 397 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,795 Good night, ray. 398 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,636 - That's right, beautiful mind... 399 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,940 'cause it takes a beautiful mind 400 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:40,545 To come up with not canceling the golf outing 401 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,680 But telling you that I did 402 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,384 Just to get you to spill your guts. 403 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,952 Okay? 404 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,454 You're not the only clever one. 405 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,723 You zig. I zag. 406 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,932 - You canceled it, didn't you? 407 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,600 - Yes! 408 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:11,909 - You see, frank? No mosquitoes. 409 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:16,347 Oh-ho, oh, this is lovely. 410 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,250 I'm so glad we won this. 411 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:23,454 You're always against anything good, 412 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,324 Anything I might like. 413 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,994 Cost too much money. 414 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:33,331 You just have to-- why can't you just enjoy life? 415 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,434 Oh, here we go! 416 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,470 Frank? Frank! Frank! 417 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,638 What are you doing? 418 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,940 I don't have a paddle! 419 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,976 Frank! 420 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,311 Oh, frank! 421 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,652 ["dueling banjos" plays] 28855

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