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- Hey, teletubby.
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Whoa, what happened here?
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- What happened?
Nothing happened, okay?
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Today happened.
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Because of this nightmare I had
at the supermarket.
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I mean, I'm dealing
with the kids,
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You know, and they're just
taking stuff off the shelves,
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And then they're opening
and eating things
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And sticking it back anywhere.
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No, and then...
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They pulled down
the salsa display.
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[imitates explosion]
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You know?
And they're swimming in it.
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Do you know how embarrassing
that is to hear over the p.A.?
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"mrs. Barone, would you
please remove your children
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From ethnic foods?"
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- Huh.
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So we have salsa?
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- We have nothing, ray.
I had to leave in shame.
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- So did you go
to the bank?
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- I did not get
to the bank, ray!
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No, because the kids
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Were a little too picante,
you know?
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You know,
it's just impossible
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To get things done
when I'm with them.
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You need some real help
around here.
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- Oh, lisa,
I am so sorry I'm late.
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The mall
was an absolute zoo.
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But I can get
dinner together.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, you--
you have it covered.
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- Yeah, when we finished
picking up the toys,
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They said they were hungry,
so I just fed them.
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I hope that was okay.
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- Uh, yeah!
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Oh, michael,
are you eating carrots?
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- Not carrots,
power sticks.
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Very popular
at space station barone.
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- Oh, right.
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- Look, mommy.
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- Oh!
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- Face paints.
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Is that okay?
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- Oh, yeah, that's great.
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That's just the disguise
we need to get back
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Into the grocery store.
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You guys look great.
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- Hey.
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- Hi, daddy.
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- Hey, twinkle,
hey, stinky.
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Hey--oh, I don't have
a name for you.
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- Ray, this is lisa.
Lisa!
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- Oh, lisa,
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Hi, hi,
how are you?
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- I'm fine.
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- What's going on here?
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It's all nice.
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- Yeah.
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- I know, I know,
well, listen,
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It seems lisa here has made
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A pact with the devil.
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- Where do I sign?
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[laughter]
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- Isn't she fantastic?
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- Seems great.
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She used to work
for the mccormicks,
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But they put katie
in day care.
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So I knew I had to move
really fast,
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Because the parkers
were eyeing her.
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- Screw the parkers.
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- Yeah, exactly.
- She's ours.
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- Come on, guys.
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Let's go finish
that story.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- Hey, you know,
since lisa has things covered,
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Maybe we could go out
and get something to eat.
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- Oh, well,
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I think we, we probably
should let lisa go, so--
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- Oh, I can stay
if you want.
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It's no problem.
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- Let's get out of here.
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- God, no.
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Really?
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What should--
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How should we get--
where's our passports?
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- Now, listen,
kids,
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Lisa's gonna
put you to bed, okay?
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Mom and dad are going
to get something to eat.
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Bye.
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- This is gonna be--
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- Hi!
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Where are you
off to?
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- We were just thinking about
getting something to eat.
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- Oh, good,
come on over.
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I made veal cutlets.
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- No, no, no, ma.
It's all right.
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- Oh, hello.
- Hi.
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- I'm marie.
- I'm lisa.
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- Lisa?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Hi.
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- Lisa's our...
- No.
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- Babysitter.
- [groans]
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- Your babysitter?
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- We were out the door.
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- Yeah, I-I thought that--
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- Gee, my phone must've
been off the hook,
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'cause I was home all day.
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- Yeah, uh, lisa,
you know what?
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You should go.
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- What? Ray.
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- Are you sure?
Because I don't mind staying.
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- No, no. It's okay;
you know what?
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We're gonna--we're gonna stay
now, so here you go.
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- Oh, your wife
paid me al--
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- Be-be-be-be!
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Okay?
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So thanks for stopping by.
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- So I guess
I'll see you tomorrow.
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- Ah!
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- You hired a babysitter.
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- Well, you know,
to tell you the truth, she's--
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She's really good
with young kids
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'cause she's an early
education major.
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And I-I just thought
she'd give us
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A little more flexibility.
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You know,
of course, marie,
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We would--
we'd call you first.
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But we just--
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We didn't want
to keep taking advantage
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Of the fact that you live
right across the street
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Because, I mean,
that's not really fair to you.
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Right?
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Because
you have things to do.
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I mean, you--
you have a life.
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- I think
that's very considerate.
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I appreciate
your thinking about me.
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Thank you.
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- Yeah, sure, great!
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Because, you know--
oh, you're welcome.
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Because, uh--you know, we didn't
want you to think--
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- Hey, mom, the cutlets
smell great.
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I turned the heat
down for you.
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- Don't tell me how to cook!
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I know how to cook!
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I'm not that old!
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And who are you
to turn down my meat?
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[door slams]
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- Oh, my god.
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I covered
her mashed potatoes.
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[all shouting]
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- Hi, everybody!
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Mommy's home!
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- Hi, mrs. Barone.
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- Hi, hi, kids!
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- Oh, they're hiding
from the alien.
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- Oh, don't worry.
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I'll protect you.
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- You're not playing,
mommy.
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Come on, lisa,
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Keep playing.
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- Okay, okay,
only for another minute.
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[laughing and squealing]
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- Okay, okay, come on, kids,
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'cause lisa's gotta go back
to her own planet, so--
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- We want lisa to stay.
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- Yeah, but I'm
gonna make you dinner.
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- We're not hungry.
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- Well, I'm gonna
make you fish sticks.
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And then we're
gonna take a bath,
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And then mommy's gonna
read you a story, so come on.
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- We don't want you.
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We want lisa!
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We want lisa!
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[all giggling and screaming]
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[screaming, laughter]
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- I've got cookies.
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- Totally out.
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Oh, boy,
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Lisa gets 'em tired.
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She's amazing, huh?
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This is great,
isn't it?
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- What?
- What?
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It's 8:30, and we're not
completely exhausted.
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Hey, have you noticed
since lisa started
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That--that we've
had a lot of time for...
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[singing]
hava
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Nagila
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Hava
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Nagila
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Come on, we've--
we've gotten to
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Hav a lot of nagila.
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- You know, I don't think
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I'm gonna have lisa sit
for us anymore.
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- What?
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No.
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Listen, I never
think of her, ever.
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- Ugh, no.
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Idiot.
God.
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No, I-I was
just thinking--
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I don't know, leaving the kids
with a sitter so much,
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It just--
it feels wrong.
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- Wrong?
What--
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It gives us more time
to love each other.
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And if loving you
is wrong...
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Baby, I don't want
to be right.
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- Well, it just doesn't
feel right to me.
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- Come on,
she's a great babysitter.
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It's what we
always dreamed of.
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Come on.
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Look, because of her,
you got nail polish on.
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Don't you love that?
I love it.
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Look at the little piggies.
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Wee, wee, wee!
- Stop it!
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You don't care
about nail polish.
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- I know, but...
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You want to go back
to the way it was,
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With the kids
covered in salsa
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And you wanting me
to help?
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That's--
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I mean, that's--
that's no kind of life.
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- No, but...
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Ray, look,
they are only young once.
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This is our only chance
to enjoy this age.
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- Well, what about my age?
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I mean, when do we get
to enjoy my age?
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- All right, okay,
I mean, if we--
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If we have to leave
the kids with somebody,
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Then, you know,
maybe it should be your mom.
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Because after all,
she is family.
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Think of how you mom must feel
with this.
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You know, she comes over here,
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And she sees geoffrey
and michael and ally
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Playing
with some stranger,
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And they're having
so much more fun with her
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Than they ever had
with...Her.
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- Okay, okay,
we'll get my mom then.
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Look, the bottom line is--
is...
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Quality time,
that's all.
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And by quality time,
of course, I mean...
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[singing, off-key]
lovin' you
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Is easy 'cause
you're beautiful
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And every day
that we
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Ooh
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I'm more
in love with you
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- Okay, thank you.
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[laughs]
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- La, la, la, la, la
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La, la, la, la, la
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- Listen,
thanks again, marie.
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I'm just gonna do
a little shopping with ray.
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- I'm sorry the situation
with the girl didn't work out.
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She seemed sweet,
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But children watching
children...
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- Ally, honey, come on.
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Okay, well, I really
appreciate this.
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- Please, you know
how I love doing this.
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And I don't want you
to think
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That you even
have to apologize.
261
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,988
- [chuckles]
262
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,390
I'm sorry, marie.
263
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:29,094
- Oh, that is
so unnecessary.
264
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:34,199
Just knowing
you feel bad is enough for me.
265
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,637
- There you are.
266
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,138
- When is lisa coming?
267
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,140
- Honey, I told you.
Lisa's not coming today.
268
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,275
Grandma's babysitting
today.
269
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,877
Does grandma know how
to play space station?
270
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,713
- Yes, she does!
[laughs]
271
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:52,150
Well, sweetheart, say good-bye
to mommy, and then we'll play.
272
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,152
- Mommy, I want
to go with you.
273
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,821
- Oh, oh, honey.
274
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,791
Oh, I love you!
275
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,327
Okay, well, I'll
be home real soon, okay?
276
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,695
I'll see you later.
277
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,031
Mommy loves you.
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
278
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,801
Oh, yeah!
279
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,876
- So maybe we can go
to a movie later.
280
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,177
That'd be great.
281
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,413
- Jeez-a-loo,
it's about time!
282
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:22,947
- Ma!
283
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,249
- Oh, marie,
what happened?
284
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,250
- What's goin' on?
285
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,053
- We were doing
that crazy game
286
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,955
That the girl
taught the kids.
287
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,058
And someone had allowed
288
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,759
Toys to be in the middle
of the floor,
289
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,161
And I tripped.
290
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,863
- Oh, my god.
What can I do?
291
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,932
- Do you have a lawyer?
292
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,270
- You're gonna sue us, dad?
293
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,005
- Not you.
294
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,007
Your insurance company.
295
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,275
We split it.
296
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,944
- Yeah.
297
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,280
Where are the children?
298
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,282
- They're in ally's room.
299
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,118
I didn't want them
to see me like this.
300
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,920
- Oh, my.
301
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,889
Marie, I--
god, I feel terrible.
302
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,925
- Here we go.
I'm here for you, ma.
303
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,293
I told nemo you were hurt.
304
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,328
He threw in some
free breadsticks.
305
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:14,132
- Ooh, these seem old.
306
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,501
- You are what you eat.
307
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,772
- Oh.
308
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,807
Robbie,
309
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:26,244
Give you father his order
of miserable bastard.
310
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:32,951
- Come on, ma.
311
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,452
Let's get you
in your own bed.
312
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,021
Dad, give us a hand.
Come on.
313
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:40,859
- You know, it might be easier
if we just switch houses.
314
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,127
- Oh, frank!
315
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,862
Can you help, please?
316
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,131
- Coming, sunshine.
317
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,304
- Marie, I am so sorry.
You just--
318
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,808
If there's anything you need,
you just let me know.
319
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,309
- Nice.
320
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,252
- Hey, they left
the breadsticks.
321
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:13,158
- She is really hurt.
322
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,161
I am such a jerk.
323
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,362
- You left some toys around.
324
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,364
What?
It happens.
325
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,933
- [whimpering]
326
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,235
- What? No, what?
327
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,271
Please stop.
328
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,306
I didn't mean
you left 'em around.
329
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,308
They got left around.
330
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,277
Come on.
331
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,945
The kids probably left 'em.
332
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,314
Stinkin' kids.
333
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,085
- No, ray, it's my fault.
334
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,287
- No, no, it isn't.
335
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:45,523
- Yes, it is,
'cause I set her up.
336
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,025
I just couldn't stand
how much the kids
337
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,459
Wanted to be with lisa,
338
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,862
So I got your mom
to babysit so it...
339
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,299
Wouldn't go as well.
340
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,000
- Wait a minute.
341
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,837
Wait a minute.
342
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:03,908
You told a perfectly
nice girl not to come,
343
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:07,011
Because you thought
the kids liked her too much?
344
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,580
- [tearfully]
mm-hmm.
345
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:12,116
- And then you--
you brought in old yeller
346
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,419
To make yourself
feel better?
347
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:21,860
- Yes.
348
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,628
I'm terrible.
349
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,030
I'm this evil person.
350
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,135
- I love this!
351
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,437
And then the toys,
352
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,606
The booby-trapping
with the toys--
353
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:38,009
- I didn't do that!
354
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,512
- You know what the beautiful
thing is here?
355
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,916
Whenever I do something
conniv-y like this,
356
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,919
You always look at me like,
"how could you do that?"
357
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,054
When what you're
really thinking is,
358
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,491
"how do you do that?"
359
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,260
Ohh!
360
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:02,166
I'm proud of you.
- Would you stop that?
361
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,102
- Will you--come on.
362
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,905
You don't have to compete
with some babysitter.
363
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,206
You're mommy, huh?
364
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,341
The kids love mommy.
365
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,477
Every time I want to do
something with them,
366
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,280
They always yell,
"we'd rather have mommy!"
367
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:18,283
- Oh, yeah, right,
they yell that.
368
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,652
- Yeah, "we prefer mommy!"
369
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,988
"all things being equal,
where's mommy?"
370
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,160
- Shut up.
371
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:33,298
- Come on, you're--
you're number one.
372
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,301
You're better than
any babysitter.
373
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,670
And you deserve
some free time,
374
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:42,674
Quality time.
375
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,943
[singing shrilly]
la, la, la, la, la
376
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,380
- Okay.
377
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,381
You're right.
378
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,051
- Of course.
- Thanks.
379
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,519
Oh, crap!
380
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,287
- What?
381
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,589
- What are we gonna do
about a babysitter?
382
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,459
- You're gonna call lisa.
- I let lisa go.
383
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,727
- What, for good?
384
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,295
- Well, we didn't
need her anymore.
385
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,363
We had your mom.
386
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,333
- What did you do?
387
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,336
She's out there!
Now she's a free agent!
388
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,438
- I don't know what I did
with her number.
389
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,540
- Don't say that!
You should know the number!
390
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,976
How come
it's not on speed dial?
391
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,347
Call up the parkers.
No, don't call the parkers.
392
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,449
Oh, man, the parkers!
393
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,484
- Here, here!
Here's her number.
394
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,653
- You and your
stupid insecurity.
395
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,155
- Would you just dial
the phone, please?
396
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,523
- It's busy!
397
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:49,374
[loud, elaborate chiming]
398
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,542
Parkers.
399
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,312
- Who is it?
400
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,680
- [disguises voice]
pizza.
401
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,317
- Mr. Barone.
402
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,551
- Hi.
- Hi.
403
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,322
- Hi.
- Hi. [laughs]
404
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,124
- Your mom told me
that you were here
405
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,026
Babysitting
for the parkers,
406
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,727
And I thought
I'd bring you by a pizza.
407
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,329
You know, I know that
408
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,531
They're into
that healthy stuff here,
409
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,401
And that's gotta blow,
am I right?
410
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,403
Yeah.
411
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,538
Anyway, so this is it.
412
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,107
A big fat,
juicy pizza.
413
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,275
- Thanks.
- Okay.
414
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,810
- Okay.
- Yeah, hmm.
415
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,745
We miss you over there--
- oh.
416
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,181
- Me and debra
and the kids.
417
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,649
Oh, the kids.
418
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:35,353
You should see their sad little
unpainted faces.
419
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,788
- But your wife
said that they--
420
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,156
- Don't worry about my wife.
My wife says
421
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,590
A lot of things, you know?
She does.
422
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,259
Between you and me,
she's a little bit...
423
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,261
Fing! Ehhh!
Yeah, yeah.
424
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,696
But she's okay now.
- Oh.
425
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,432
- Yeah, she's okay.
426
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,567
We just--
we want you back.
427
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,803
- Ohh!
Um...
428
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,172
The parkers offered me
four days a week.
429
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,640
- We'll give you six.
430
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,475
- Well, I kind of
promised the parkers.
431
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,678
- Listen, I've known the parkers
for a long time.
432
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,548
We're in the car pool
with our kids together,
433
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,550
And we're
very good friends.
434
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,318
They don't care
about you.
435
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,586
They don't.
436
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,687
They find
somebody cheaper,
437
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,389
They drop you
like a stone.
438
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,358
- Lisa--
439
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,760
- She's busy.
440
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:22,166
- I'd better go.
- Listen, listen, listen,
441
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,734
That six days
that I'm talking about--
442
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,736
That's unlimited fridge,
the phone,
443
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,106
The boyfriends,
smoking, I don't care.
444
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,341
- Okay, I couldn't even do
six days a week.
445
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,676
I have school.
- School?
446
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,212
Let me tell you a little
something about school.
447
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,680
- Hey, barone.
448
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:38,116
- Hey, parkers.
449
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,762
- What are you doing?
450
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,768
- Nothing.
451
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,472
Hey, nancy.
452
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,307
- Carrie.
- Carrie.
453
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,515
- I think you better
get out of here.
454
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,183
- Why?
455
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,851
It's a free country.
456
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,256
- I know what you're
doing, barone.
457
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,158
- Listen, lisa, whatever
they're giving you,
458
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,692
I'm gonna give you
double, lisa!
459
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,461
You can do--
I have cable.
460
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,762
I have everything!
461
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,167
- You're out of
the car pool.
462
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,735
- No!
463
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,403
[door closes]
464
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,273
No, no,
not the car pool!
465
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,741
I need it!
466
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,943
I can't--I can't
drive with kids!
467
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,385
[whining]
my life, my life.
468
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,958
It's falling apart.
469
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,829
Lisa.
470
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:02,333
[shouting]
lisa!
471
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,244
- Now chase me!
472
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,912
- Oh, okay.
Ooh--
473
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,586
- Now...
474
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,221
Shoot me.
- Shoot--
475
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,422
No, I don't shoot, honey.
476
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,923
- Come on.
477
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,391
- Okay, bang, bang.
478
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,560
- No, like this.
Pew-pew.
479
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,662
- Pew-pew.
Pew-pew.
480
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,763
- Grandma,
run like an alien.
481
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,565
- Oh, an alien, honey?
482
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,800
No, come here, sweetheart.
483
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,468
Come here, come here.
484
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,803
Yeah, sit up, yeah.
485
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,305
You know what would be
really nice?
486
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:45,743
Television.
487
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,679
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