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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie, here's Harriet,
here's David, and here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelson's.

Well, hi, fellas.

- Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
- Hi.

What can I do for you?

We got something to tell you.

Well, good for you.

Come on in.

Now, what's the big news?

Barry's going to
have an operation.

Let me tell it, will you?

OK.

Go ahead.

I'm going to have
a tonsillectomy.

Well, how about that?

When is this going to happen?

Tomorrow.

Well, isn't that exciting?

I think this calls
for a celebration.

How about some cookies?
- Yeah.

That sounds great.

- Me, too?
- You betcha.

Come on, let's see
what we can find.

- Mrs. Nelson?
- Yes, dear?

Do you think you
can make that cake?

Mrs. Randolph gave
us some cookies.

All right, I'll
see what I can do.

This sure is good
cake, Mrs. Nelson.

Well, thank you.

Don't you think that's pretty
exciting, a tonsillectomy?

It certainly is.

I have to go to the
hospital and stay overnight.

Yes, but I don't
think you'll mind.

My mother said I was
in the hospital once,

but I don't remember it.

They have special beds
that go up and down.

Yes, I know, and
they give you ice cream

after a tonsillectomy.
Did you know that?

Yeah.
All the ice cream you can eat.

You sure are lucky.

I wish my tonsils
had to come out.

Did David and Ricky has
their tonsils taken out?

Yes, they did.

Dr. Williams took them out.

He's going to take mine out.

Well, that's fine.

He's a good doctor, isn't he?

Yes, he is.

He's one of the best.

Yeah, that's what he told me.

Thanks for the
cake, Mrs. Nelson.

Yeah, thanks.

Oh, you're welcome, fellas.

Any time at all.
- Mrs. Nelson?

Yes, dear?

Would you like to take
a look at my tonsils?

It's your last chance.

Oh, I'd love to.

Oh, yes.

Let me see them again.

Bye, Mrs. Nelson.

Goodbye, Barry, and
if I don't see you

before tomorrow, good luck.

Thank you.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, hi, fellas.
- Hi, Pop.

Oh, just the man
we're looking for.

We need a little advice.

Well, I doubt if I can
be of any assistance,

but I'm always willing to try.
What's it about?

Well, we're having a
little get-together over

at the fraternity house and
we want to put on a couple

of comedy sketches of some sort.

Yeah, nothing elaborate, just
something for a few laughs.

Well, let's see.

What about an old
fashioned melodrama?

They usually go
over pretty well.

Give the boys a chance to
cheer for the hero and hiss

the villain?

Yeah, that might
be a good idea.

Like when the villain is going
to foreclose on the mortgage.

And now, Miss Prudence,
it's almost midnight

and the mortgage is due.

Oh, sir, have pity.

Is there no compassion
in your black heart?

Is there no one to save us?

Stop!

I will save you.

Zounds, it is Ted Trueheart,
that poor but honest boob

of a lumberjack.

It is I, Ted Trueheart,
that poor but honest boo boo

boo boo boo of a lumberjack.

I have arrived in
the nick of time.

Here is the money, sir,
which I earned honestly

by chopping down a forest.

Now, leave this house and
never darken our door again.

Oh, Ted.

Oh, Prudence.

Curses, foiled again.

That was great, Wally.

Yeah, that was great.

Let's see if we can
think of something else.

I kind of like it myself.

Oh, I meant something
else for an encore.

- Want me to do it again?
- No.

No.
No.

No.

Taking all those parts
takes a lot out of a guy.

Hello, Mr. Nelson.

Hi, Rick.
Hi, Wally.

- Hi there, fellas.
- Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

- Do you know Dr. Williams?
- Well, I sure do.

He's a good friend of mine.

Is he a good doctor?

Well, yes, sir, he's just
about the best around here.

Hey, wait a second.

That might be an
idea for you guys.

Why don't you do that
old doctor sketch?

You know, where you perform
an operation in back

of a big sheet in silhouette.

Yeah, we used to do
that up at boy scout camp.

Say, why don't we try
it out on the boys here?

Fellas, how would
you like to witness

a dangerous and delicate
operation performed

by two internationally
famous surgeons?

Yeah, that sounds great.

OK, if you'll
kindly step outside,

we'll prepare the scene.

Can you perform
a tonsillectomy?

Are you kidding?

We do those for an encore.

Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

And now permit me
to introduce myself.

My name is Dr. Quack, and
here is my capable assistant

Dr. Shakey Hands.

You have to forgive him.

He's a little nervous.

It's his first operation.

Now without further
ado, let's get

on with the business at hand.

Doctor?

Pretty good so far, isn't it?

Yeah, I guess so.

Is the patient ready?

All ready, Doctor.

The anesthesia, please?

OK, Doctor, saw.

Saw.

Quiet.

Quiet.

Well, what have we here?

What is it?

Yeah, what is it?

Very interesting.

Pliers?

Uh, forceps.

Forceps.

How's his ticker
doing, Doctor?

Good.

Say, here's
something interesting.

Oh, must be his tapeworm.

We better put this back.

Easy does it.

Now let's take out his tonsils.

- Through his stomach?
- Sure.

Why not make history?

Oh.

That popped out nicely.

Hey, that was good.

There we are.

That's one of them.

Now let's go get the other one.

Well, I thought it was
pretty funny myself.

Well, I did too.

It didn't seem to go over
too well with the kids.

Well, Kim was laughing.

Yeah, but Barry
didn't like it at all.

Maybe it was too
subtle for him?

I see you guys found the cake.

Oh, it sure was
good, Mrs. Nelson.

Thank you, Wally.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Hey, we better get
back to the fraternity.

OK.

Thanks again for the
cake, Mrs. Nelson.

You betcha.

Oh, and thanks a lot
for the idea, Mr. Nelson.

- Any time at all.
- See you later.

OK.

What idea was that?

Oh, the boys wanted an
idea for a comedy sketch

for their fraternity show, so
we tried out that old operation

bit on Barry and Kim.

Oh, what's that?

Well, you know where
you hang up a big sheet

and then perform this gruesome
operation in silhouette?

Oh, well, I'm not
sure it was a good idea

to show that to Barry.

Why not?

Well, didn't he tell you?

He's going to have his
tonsils taken out tomorrow.

Oh, no kidding?

I hope we didn't frighten him.

How'd he seem to take it?

Well, he didn't seem to
think it was very funny.

Well, I think he'll be OK.

He seemed to have a
good attitude about it

when he talked to me.

Of course, that was
before your demonstration.

- Hello?
- This is Ann Martin.

Oh, hi, Ann.

Is Berry over
there, by any chance?

Well, not right now.

He left here about
a half an hour ago.

Oh, well, I guess he'll
be along any minute then.

I understand he's having his
tonsils out tomorrow morning.

Yes, he is.

Dr. Williams thought
it'd be a good idea.

Oh, well, he's
a real good man.

How does Barry feel about it?

Well, so far, he seems to
be looking forward to it.

You know, Barry.

He asked Dr. Williams
a lot of questions,

and I guess he got
the right answers.

At least he doesn't seem
to be worried about it.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, I'm glad of that.

His father's out of
town on business,

so naturally I'm a
little concerned.

Oh, yeah, well, I
wouldn't worry about it.

It really isn't much of
an operation nowadays,

and Dr. Williams
is a real good man.

Oh, I'm sure he is.

Well, if you see Barry,
shoo him on home, will you?

You bet I will.

Bye, Ann.

It was Barry's mother.
- So I gathered.

There's nothing wrong, is there?

No, it's just that
his lunch is ready

and he hasn't come home yet.

Oh, I probably shouldn't
have given him that cake.

Did you give him some
cake so close to lunch?

Well, I didn't
realize how late it was.

Anyway, that was
quite a while ago.

Do you think I ought to
tell Doc Williams about Barry

seeing the operation sketch?

Well, I don't know.
Why?

Well, I was just thinking
in case he gets worried

or something, at least Doc
could know the reason why.

Oh, yeah, that
might be a good idea.

Why don't you call Doc?

It might seem
pretty silly though.

I think I'll just forget it.

OK, you're the doctor.

Hiya, Doc.

Hi, Oz.

Getting in a little
practice there?

Something like that.

I have a little psychological
problem to discuss with you.

Well, that's a little out
of my field, but go ahead.

Well, it concerns one of your
patients, little Barry Martin.

Oh, yeah.

I'm taking out his
tonsils tomorrow morning.

So I understand.

He's got a fine attitude.

He's an inquisitive little
devil, but sharp as a tack.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, we were
putting on a little sketch

in our garage, the
one where you perform

a fake operation behind a
sheet, and he didn't seem

to think it was very funny.

Well, did he say anything?

No, but he didn't laugh much.

See, I didn't know he was
going to have the operation

or I wouldn't have
done the sketch.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it.

Yeah, but his
mother phoned and he

didn't come home for lunch.

He probably wasn't hungry.

You doctors you always like
to oversimplify everything.

OK, then why didn't he laugh
at the operation sketch?

Probably because he
didn't think it was funny.

And if you ask me
one more question,

I'm going to send you a bill.

Just remember when you're
hacking away at that wood,

if you make a mistake,
you can't sew it up again.

Oh, hi, dear.

Hi.

I just had a
little talk with Doc

and he said everything's
going to be OK.

Barry's attitude is just fine.

Well, that's not
the way I heard it.

I just talked to his mother
and she said he absolutely

refuses to have the operation.

Oh, really?

Well, I'll go and have
a little talk with him.

You'll have to find him first.

He ran away.

Ran away?

That's right.

Well, now, look,
don't get excited.

There's nothing to
get worried about.

Little kids run away
every day in the week.

Just have to find
them, that's all.

That's it.

Tomorrow this whole
thing will be funny.

It's pretty funny right now.

You got your sweater
on backwards.

Oh.

OK, Joe.

Look, if you do see him,
send him home, will you?

Well, I didn't know he was
going to have his tonsils out.

Well, you've done some
pretty stupid things, too.

OK.

Hello, Darb, this is Oz.

Who told you?

Well, just send him home
if you see him, will you?

Oh, no.

No, no, Darb, it wouldn't work.

OK, Darb.

What wouldn't work?

Oh, Darb wants to put
on the operation sketch

over at the men's club.

What about Barry?

Any news of him?

No, not yet, but don't
worry, we'll track him down.

I hope so.

Hey, Pop, look who I found.

- Barry?
- No.

Me.

Oh.

There's a warm
welcome for you.

Sorry, Dave, did
you hear about Barry?

- Yeah, any news?
- No.

Not yet.

Well, I wouldn't worry
about it too much, though.

He probably hasn't
gone very far.

Yes, I remember we ran
away a couple of times,

but we always managed to
get home in time for dinner.

Oh, wait a second,
maybe you guys can help.

When you ran away, was there any
special place you used to go?

Well, yeah, we used to hide
out in that big pine tree

down on the vacant lot.

Which vacant lot?

Maybe that's where Barry went.

I doubt it.

There's a five story apartment
building down there now.

Oh.

Hey, maybe he went
over to the malt shop.

Yeah, at least
it's worth a try.

Do you guys know the number?

Yeah, I do.

Would you call
them, Rick, please?

I remember one time we were
going to run away to Chicago.

When was that?

Oh, about 12 years ago.

We only made it as far
as the bus station.

Hello, Jack?

This is Rick Nelson.

My dad wants to speak to you.

It's Jack.

Thanks.

Hello, Jack?

Listen, have you seen
little Barry today?

He is?

He's at the malt shop.

Listen, Jack, we've been
looking all over for him.

He's supposed to have
his tonsils out tomorrow

and he's trying to run away.

Will you keep him there for me?

Buy him a malt. Well,
let him have another one

and give him some
comics to read.

Anything.

I'll pay you just as
soon as I get there.

Just makes sure
he doesn't leave.

OK.

Thanks, Jack.

All right, he's
at the malt shop.

Jack, is he still here?

Yeah, he's in the
booth over there just

finishing his third malt.

Oh, I hope he doesn't explode.

Well, hi, there, Barry.

Hi.

Now, wait a second.

You're not Barry.

Well, sure I am.

Uh, Jack, this
is the wrong boy.

Well, his name is Barry.

All I know is you
said to hold Barry

till you got here because he was
going to have his tonsils out.

Tonsils out?
Not me, boy!

You all right, Mr. Nelson?

Those darn heavy shoes on.

Did you want to charge that?

It's $1.71, three malts
and six comic books.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Oh, hi, Kim.

Kim?

I need to hurry, Mr. Nelson.

Kim, come back here, will you?

Do you know where Barry is?

Barry who?

Oh, come on, you know I mean,
Barry Martin, your best friend.

You know where he is?

Yeah, but I'm not
supposed to tell anybody.

Look, Kim, I don't like to
ask you to break a promise

but this is very important.

Barry's mother's looking for him
and she's getting real worried.

Yeah, I know
that that's why I'm

supposed to give her a message.

Oh, what's the message?

The one I'm supposed
to tell his mother.

You can tell me.

No, I can't.

Oh, sure you can.

Don't you remember?

You guys made me an honorary
member of the Tigers last year.

See, you can tell me.

Well, Barry says he'll
come home with his mother

promises not have his
tonsils taken out.

Oh, I thought it was
something like that.

Well, I'll be glad to give
the message to his mother

but I think I ought to
talk to Barry first.

Would you take me to him?

But I'm not supposed to
tell anybody where he is.

Well, would you go ask
him if I can talk to him?

Well, yeah, I
guess that'd be OK.

Good.

Oh, well, don't you
worry about a thing, Ann.

Everything's going
to be just fine.

OK.

Bye bye.
- Was that Barry's mother?

Yes, it was.

Is it all right
if I talk to Barry?

Yes.

She said she'd be
glad if you did.

Where's Kim?
- Well, I don't know.

I followed him over
to the vacant lot

and then he ducked behind
that big fence and I lost him.

- Maybe that's him.

I hope so.

Oh, hi, Kim.
Come on in.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Hi, Kim.

Where's Barry?

He said I can't
tell you where he

is but I could take you to him.
- Well, that's better yet.

I'll get my sweater.

I think, though, you
have to come alone.

That's OK.

And unarmed.

I have absolutely
no concealed weapons.

Bye.
See you later.

OK, dear.

Jack?
- Oh, hi, Mr. Nelson.

How's your shin?

Oh, it's pretty good now.

Thanks.

Little Barry Martin was
supposed to meet us here.

Has he come in yet?

Gee, I don't think so.

The only small boy here
is sitting over there.

I see what you mean.

Thank you.

He just came in.

Pardon me, have you seen
Barry around here anyplace?

Hi, Mr. Nelson, it's me.

Oh.

For heaven's sake.

- Did anybody follow you?
- Nope.

Nobody.

OK.

Look, Kim, do you want to go
over by the counter and stand

guard while I talk to Barry?

OK.

Oh, Jack?

Yeah.

Could we have a couple
of malts here, please?

And one for Kim at the counter.

OK.

Well, how do you feel, Barry?

Pretty good.

I understand you decided not
to have your tonsils taken out?

I sure did, boy.

Well, if it's because
of that little skit

we put on this morning,
that was just a gag.

A big joke.

It was supposed to be funny.

I know that, but I'm not going
to have my tonsils taken out.

Oh, come on, Barry,
just because we

put on a silly sketch?

There's nothing to it.

It's a simple operation.

Have you had
yours taken out yet?

Well, no, I didn't have to.

Then how do you know?

Both Dave and Rick
had theirs taken out

and it didn't
bother them at all.

Are you sure?

Well, of course, I'm sure.

You can ask them.

Did you take them
out or Dr. Williams?

No.

Dr. Williams did.

What would you do, Mr, Nelson?

You mean, if I were you?

Yes, sir.

Well, I think
I'd say to myself,

"Dr. Williams says I
need this operation.

Thousands of other boys and
girls have gone through it.

I can be just as
brave as they are."

Are you still talking yourself
or are you talking to me now?

I'm talking to you.

What do you say?

OK, I'll do it.

Good for you.

I knew you would.
- Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

Will you go with me?

What do you mean?

I want you to
stand right there

and watch the whole thing.

Make sure he does it right.

OK, if Dr.
Williams will let me.

Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

Will you promise me one thing?

What's that?

Don't let him take out
anything but my tonsils.

OK.

That's a promise.

Even if he finds a football
in there, let it stay.

Just take out my tonsils.

That's a deal.

Well, here we are.

Well, hello, Dr. Williams.

- You all set, Barry?
- Yes, sir.

The nurse will be in in just a
minute and wheel you right down

the hall.
You'll get a nice ride.

It'll all be very interesting.

That's what Mr. Nelson said.

Well, he's right.

I suppose you know you'll be
required to eat a little ice

cream when this is over.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Nelson told me.

He ordered vanilla, Doctor.

Oh, good.

That's my favorite.

I'll have the nurse make
a special note of that.

Mr. Nelson?

Yes, Barry?

You'll be there like
you promised, won't you?

You bet, I will.

A promise is a promise.

Well, I guess I'd better
go get scrubbed up.

I'll see you girls later.

OK, dear.

Thank you for all the help.

Oh, it's been a pleasure.

You just relax now and
don't worry about a thing.

Everything's going to be fine.

- Oz?
- Yes?

You mind if I come along?

Oh, no.

You sure this is going to
be all right now, Doctor?

I mean, for me to be in there?

Oh, sure, Oz.

It won't be too crowded in
there with an extra person?

Oh, no, Oz, there's
plenty of room.

Look, Oz, you don't have to go
in there if you don't want to.

Are you kidding?

I promised Barry.

I wouldn't want
to disappoint him.

Don't overdo it, Oz.

You shut these
off with your knee.

Yeah, I know.

I watch a lot of television.

All ready, Dr. Williams?

Oh, yes, Miss Potter.

This is Dr. Nelson.

How do you do?

How do you do, Doctor?

I'm just going to watch.

I'm not really a--

That is, mine is sort
of an honorary degree.

This is a little different
than your last operation, isn't

it, Doctor?
- Yes, it is.

This time we won't be taking
any old shoes or footballs

out of the patient.

You're sure you're
going to be all right now?

Oh, sure.

Well, don't get
embarrassed if you

should feel a little squeamish.

The first operation I watched I
fell right out of the balcony.

Well, he came through
with flying colors, Mother.

You should be very proud of him.
I know I am.

Thank you, Doctor.

I see he got his
vanilla ice cream OK.

He sure did.

That's his favorite.

You know, Harriet, I'm
proud of Old Oz, too.

Well, thank you, Doc.

So am I.

I like strawberry.

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