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Wah-waht!
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My name is Bradley Cohen.
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Waht!
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But when I was a kid, people
called me by lots of names.
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My brother, Jeff,
called me Dr. Bobo.
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My mom called me
"Honey."
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And the kids at school...
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Jah-jah-drop!
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Well, they called me everything
from "spaz" to "freak."
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I didn't have many
friends, actually,
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but I did have
a constant companion.
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Wah-wah-waht!
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I can barely remember a time
it wasn't there.
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Jah-jah!
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Now, sometimes it wasn't
a problem for me.
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Waht!
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Other times, it was.
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Jah-drop!
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Drop what?
Your books?
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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What'd you
say, Brad?
Wah-wah!
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Leave me alone.
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Are you a baby?
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Wah-waht!
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What did you say?
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Stop making
those stupid noises!
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What is going on?!
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Stop! Stop that fighting
right now! Stop it, Brad!
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Get back
to class!
Wah-waht!
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Stop that nonsense!
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You are in big trouble, Mister.
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Wah-waht!
Wah-waht!
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The girl fell in the mud
and got dirty.
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One thing my constant companion and I agreed on
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was that we hated school.
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I couldn't wait
till I got out.
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No more homework,
no more books,
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no more teacher's dirty looks.
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Wah-waht! Waht!
Waht! Waht!
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My companion first showed up
when I was six,
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but it was years
before it had a name.
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The shrink said
I was just hyper
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and made funny noises
and acted weird
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to draw attention to myself.
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It was just a phase.
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I'd grow out of it
and be normal...
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Wah-wah-waht!
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...like everybody else.
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Through it all, my constant
companion stuck with me.
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Now, to my friends, I'm just
regular old Brad Cohen,
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the guy who likes baseball
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and who loves
cheesy '80s music,
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which they think is much weirder than the noises I make.
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, baby
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♪ Don't forget my number
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ Whoa, whoa, baby
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♪ Love is stronger
than thunder ♪
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, baby
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♪ Don't forget my number...
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Wah-waht.
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Afternoon, officer.
Was I speeding?
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12 miles
over the limit.
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Saint Louis, huh?
You a tourist?
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Uh, no, I live in Atlanta now.
I just moved here.
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I guess I was
a little distracted.
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Son, you been drinking?
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No, no, sir, I, uh,
I have Tourette's syndrome. Yah!
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Take it easy, son.
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I'm going to need you
to sign this.
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So, what kind of job
you looking for?
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Teaching. Yah!
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I'm going to
be a teacher.
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Uh-huh.
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I get that look a lot.
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But I never let it get to me.
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Wah-waht! Wah!
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Wah!
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I see you have a BA
from Bradley University.
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That's, uh,
in Illinois,
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- isn't it?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Graduated cum laude,
high recommendations.
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Your student teaching evals
are outstanding, excellent.
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What made you decide
to go into teaching?
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Uh, it's all I ever
wanted to do.
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I feel like I was
born to teach. Wah!
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Okay, but why
choose Atlanta?
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I-I mean, Missouri
is your home.
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Yeah, no, I'm, uh,
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I'm thinking of becoming
a Braves fan.
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So, uh...
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Georgia honors my Illinois
teaching certificate. Wah!
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Plus I fell in love
with Atlanta
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when I worked down here as a
camp counselor. I live here now.
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So does my dad
and, uh, my stepmom.
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Wah!
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Well, it's nice to have family
here to give you support.
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Maybe we should talk
about the elephant.
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Elephant?
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In the room. My Tourette's.
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No, the Americans with
Disabilities Act doesn't
allow me to ask...
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I know, but I would like
to tell you
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just like I tell the kids
in my classes.
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See, I explain
to them that
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it's a brain thing that causes
me to make these strange noises.
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They're like sneezes,
irrepressible.
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When you have to,
wah-waht, you have to.
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Well, how do they react?
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Once they understand,
they're fine with it.
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It's never caused a problem
in the classroom.
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All I want
is a chance.
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Just get me the interviews
and let me prove to them
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that I can do the job.
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The Americans
with Disabilities Act
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says I'm entitled to a chance.
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Ron!
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So, how'd it go?
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Oh, you know...
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"Who wants a teacher
that barks like a dog?
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"You should try another line
of work."
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Are you serious?
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Didn't they look
at your résumé?
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Oh, you're kidding.
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Yeah, they're setting up
interviews with some principals.
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Fantastic! When?
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Uh, I don't know, I've got
to wait for their calls. Wah!
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Get changed. We got
to go celebrate.
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Haven't you got a date?
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Yeah, I'll see if
she's got a friend.
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It's about time you started
meeting some chicks.
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I can't focus on dating
right now.
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Has anybody ever told you
that you're obsessive?
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Uh, only every shrink
I ever saw.
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Well, have fun focusing.
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Oh, your dad
called again.
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Maybe you should
call him back.
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You know?
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All right,
see you later.
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Returning Dad's call...
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I had to prepare for that.
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See, Mom and Dad had divorced
when I was a little kid
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and my relationship with Dad
had always been...
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let's just say, complicated.
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Jah-jah-wah-waht!
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I mean, I wore out his patience like nails on a chalkboard.
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It didn't help that my brother, Jeff, was also a little hyper.
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Dad said he's waiting to get
back to his home in Atlanta.
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He's waiting
to say good-bye.
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Good-bye!
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You're going
to make him mad!
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Come on. I'll race you!
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Against the Green Dragon?
You got to be kidding.
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Shortcut!
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Cheater!
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Jah-jah!
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Wah-waht!
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Shortcut!
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Oh, yeah?!
Wah-waht!
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Wah-waht.
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Wah-waht!
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Hey, that's not fair!
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You're not gonna beat me.
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See, I'm gonna win.
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Oh, that's no fair!
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You got a bike!
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Okay, guys, all right,
quiet down, guys.
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Quiet down. We do have
neighbors, you know.
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Come here.See, I did beat you!
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Yeah, calm down.
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Brad, come here. Come on,
honey, focus, will you?
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Come here,
come here.
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Stand here, listen, listen up.
Focus, please, all right?
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I need you guys
to do me a favor.
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I want you both to make
life a little easier
for your mom, okay?
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You are driving her nuts!
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Guys! Listen.
Hey! Stop it!
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Brad! Help her out around
the house, but most of all,
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stop the obnoxious
behavior, okay?!
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Hey, listen, I mean it!
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Okay, quit the clowning.
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Your brother may think
it's funny, but I don't.
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Wah-waht!
I can't help it. Wah!
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Yes, you can. There's
nothing wrong with you
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that a little self-control
wouldn't fix.
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Now, stop it.
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Norman?
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They're not going to hold
that plane for you.
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Okay, all right.
Okay, give me a hug.
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Bye, Dad!Bye-bye, J-Man.
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I love you, Dad.
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Love you too, kiddo.
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And listen up!
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We'll stay at my house
next time, okay?
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I'll get tickets
to a Braves game.
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And Brad, remember what we
talked about. Self-control.
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All right?!
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Need any help
with anything, Mom?
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Well, now that
you mention it...
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After the divorce,
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Jeff and I helped Mom
with her new business:
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sort of a high-class
traveling boutique.
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Well, maybe "helped"
isn't exactly the right word.
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Oh, Ellen, these things
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are exquisite.
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You never find styles
like this in Saint Louis.
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Well, it's direct from
California. Beverly Hills.
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This is what everybody's
wearing. Look at...
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Boys!
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Boys!Hide and seek?
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Now, Ellen. I don't want to see
anything in double digits.
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Oh, honey, everything
in California runs small.
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Oh, go ahead.
Just try it on.
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Wah-waht! Waht!
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Brad, could you
please calm down?
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He's barking like a dog,
for goodness' sake!
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Now, look. Don't take
this the wrong way.
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You know I wouldn't say this
to you if we weren't friends,
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but have you considered
an exorcist?
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You know, I think you might face
the fact that you're a size 12.
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I can cut the label out
if it makes you feel better.
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It's a new doctor.
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Let's just listen
to what he has to say.
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Wah!
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I know what he'll have to say.
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Do you feel any anger
towards your mother?
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Because of the divorce?
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Wah! No, no.
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Do you resent your father
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because he doesn't live
with you anymore?
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Wah! No.
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Do you blame yourself
for the divorce, Brad?
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It happened when I was
a little kid. Wah-waht!
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I don't even remember it.
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Mrs. Cohen, Brad
has some serious
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denial issues
regarding the divorce.
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What he needs
at home
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are some clear boundaries.
He needs to understand
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that this behavior
is totally unacceptable,
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and that, Mrs. Cohen,
is your job.
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The hardest part was knowing
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how tough I made things
for Mom.
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I tried as best
as I could for her.
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Make sure he keeps taking
his medication, yeah?
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And for Dad...
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Strike three!
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I played sports.
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On the ball field,
I fit right in.
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I mean, everybody
makes funny noises
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and has strange tics
at a baseball game.
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Waht!
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Swing batta-batta-batta!Come on, Bobo!
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Get him out, Brad!
Get him out!
255
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:07,117
Come on, Brad!
Come on!
256
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,466
Yeah, double play!
257
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,473
Yeah, Brad!
258
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,744
Thank you
very much.
259
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:29,400
Hey, guys, I got something
pretty exciting to tell you.
260
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,663
Honey, don't eat so fast.
You're going to get the hiccups.
261
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,361
He's always got
the hiccups.
262
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,885
You're a hiccup!
Jah-jah! Jah!
263
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,061
Listen, hey, would
you just relax?
264
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,410
Mom says you're
not taking your meds.
265
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,064
How are you ever...
266
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,718
How are you ever
going to calm down
267
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,067
if you don't do what the
doctor tells you to do?
268
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,852
Pills just make it worse.
269
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,549
Oh, I see, so you're
a doctor now, too, huh?
270
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:48,332
He's Dr. Bobo.
271
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,812
Shut up!
Ow!
272
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,161
All right, guys,
listen, guys.
273
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,685
I have a very important
announcement to make.
274
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,557
Guys? Guys!
All right, that's it.
275
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,037
We're going back
in the car.
276
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,473
Come on.
277
00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,648
I'm still hungry.
278
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,692
You know what
would be nice?
Jah-jah!
279
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,869
One day without
you acting up!
280
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,005
One!
281
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,964
Wait up, Dad.
282
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,055
Jah-jah!
283
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,289
So, what's the
announcement, Dad?
284
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,726
I've been
seeing somebody.
285
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,293
What do you mean
seeing somebody?
286
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,905
Her name is Diane
and she...
Jah!
287
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,603
Brad, please!
Stop doing that!
288
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,822
I can't.
289
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,392
I mean, nothing's
happened yet, but...
290
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,830
how would you guys feel
about having a stepmom?
291
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,441
No way!
292
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,572
We've already got a mom.
293
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,488
Well, now you're
going to have two.
294
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,839
I talked to your mom about it,
and she's fine with it.
295
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,145
She said... I said stop it!
296
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:02,972
Stop it!
297
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:12,416
See, I couldn't really blame Dad
for losing it.
298
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,028
My tics drove him nuts
because like my teachers,
299
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:18,118
he had no name
for my strange behavior
300
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,076
except "insufferable."
301
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,821
Now, somehow...
I don't know how,
302
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,171
I made okay grades, but...
303
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,522
what would take a normal person an hour took me two or three.
304
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:35,004
I mean, I loved learning,
but I hated, hated reading.
305
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,137
Trying to concentrate
brought out theworst
306
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,660
in my constant companion.
307
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,227
J-J-jah-jah!
308
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,489
Jah-jah!
309
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:47,364
Brad? Come up here, please.
310
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,634
Wah-waht! Wah.
311
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,684
I know you think
you're the class clown,
312
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,077
but I've had
it with you!
313
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:08,037
I can't... wah-waht,
help, wah, h-help it.
314
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,952
That's what you
always say.
315
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,563
I don't want to hear
any more excuses.
316
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:13,608
Your classmates
are trying to study...
Wah!
317
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,306
Wah-waht! Jop! Jop-waht!
318
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:20,920
And your clowning
makes it impossible.
319
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,530
I'm sorry.
320
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,575
Don't apologize to me.
321
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,794
Apologize to them.
322
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,970
Eyes up here, everyone.
323
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,972
Sit up straight, please.
324
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,801
Brad has something
to say to you.
325
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:38,589
I'm sorry. I...
326
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,983
that you can't study
because of me.
327
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,071
And?
328
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,772
You promise never to make any
more silly noises ever again.
329
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:57,434
I promise I won't make any more
silly noises ever again.
330
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,047
Take your seat.
331
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,005
All of you, back
to your books.
332
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,624
Jah-jah!
333
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,192
As difficult as this may be for
you, Mrs. Cohen, I assure you,
334
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,020
the teachers are
at their wits' end.
335
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,108
I understand that, of course.
336
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,240
Sharon, would you
hold my calls?
337
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,546
No, no, this might be
the last chance.
338
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,158
I mean, thevery last chance.
339
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:28,639
Brad, look, I sent
for your mother
340
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:32,600
because things have just
gotten out of control here.
341
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,950
Now, she's going to take you
home today.
342
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,647
And you can come back...Jah-jah!
343
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,693
Jah-jah!
I can't help it.
344
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,781
Sorry, what did you say?
345
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,913
He said he can't help it.
346
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,393
Right.
347
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,569
What if he's telling the truth?
Hmm?!
348
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,049
You've got a bright boy,
Mrs. Cohen,
349
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,138
but making excuses for him...Jah-jah!
350
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,053
Jah.
351
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,490
Making excuses is
not going to help.
352
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,971
Now, he needs to use this time
to ask himself this question:
353
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,755
Brad, come on.
Let's go.
354
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:01,585
"Why am I sabotaging myself?"
355
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,544
I don't care
if they expel me.
356
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,111
I hate that school.
357
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,287
Well, it's that school
or another one.
358
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:10,072
I hate all schools.
Why are we going here?
359
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,943
To find some answers.
360
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,250
I can't go
in the library.
361
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,819
They'll throw me out.
Please, Mom.
362
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,647
All right, come here.
363
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:22,171
Sit over here.
364
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,478
Well, maybe we're just going
down the wrong track.
365
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,957
Who?
366
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,785
All of us.
367
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,963
Drop-drop.
368
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,575
Get off me!
369
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:38,274
Chihuahua!
Chihuahua!Wet Willy!
370
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,667
I know you're busy, Norman.
371
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,972
I won't take up
much of your time,
372
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,539
but I really think
that you should hear this.
373
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,020
Boys! Keep it down.
I'm talking to your dad!
374
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,413
I want to
talk to him!
375
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,632
In a minute!
Keep it down!
376
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,808
Listen, you know, those teachers
and that doctor,
377
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,245
to them it's all
about bad parenting
378
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,681
which, of course,
comes down to me
379
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,552
because I'm the only one here.
380
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,164
No, I'm not blaming you, Norman.
381
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,731
In fact I'm going
to stop blaming myself.
382
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,168
I was talking to a friend,
and she thinks that
383
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,039
the doctors are
missing something.
384
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,520
I got this stack of medical
books from the library
385
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,348
and I've been doing
a little bit of research.
386
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,915
Stop saying he just needs
more discipline, Norman!
387
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,961
Nothing I do helps.
388
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:16,399
He is out of control,
and I am at the end of my rope.
389
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,619
Wup.
390
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,360
Can I talk to Dad?
391
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,538
Can you just
wait a minute, honey?
392
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,061
Mom!
393
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,367
All right, but give him back
to me when you're done.
394
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,804
What is it,
Jeffrey?
395
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,807
Hey, Dad. Wah!
396
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,374
Yeah, it was a great game.
397
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,811
I got two base hits
and a walk.
398
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:53,828
I'm sorry I cause you
so much trouble, Mom.
399
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:57,397
I want you to read something
in this book I found.
400
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,876
It's a medical book
that might explain
401
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,051
why you make
all those noises.
402
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:00,922
I hate reading, Mom.
403
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,403
Read.
404
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,452
Tourette's syndrome.
405
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:15,502
Th-That's Brad, isn't it?
The noises and the twitches.
406
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,853
I'll still need to do
more tests, but, uh...
407
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,202
You could be right.
408
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,073
We may have been headed
down the wrong road here.
409
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,989
Jah-jah!
410
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:30,212
I've never actually seen
a case of Tourette's before.
411
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:34,173
So, at last my constant
companion had a name.
412
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,610
Look, this says
there's no cure.
413
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,047
But that may have changed.
This is an old book.
414
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:42,703
That hasn't changed,
Mrs. Cohen.
415
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,357
I'm very sorry.
416
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,794
Yeah, but they're still
looking for a cure, right?
417
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,317
I mean, they will find one,
won't they?
418
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,101
They have...
419
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,409
They have to.
420
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,021
It's okay, Mom.
421
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,023
We'll get through this,
all right.
422
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,982
Oh, come here.
423
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,989
- See, there's a reason, Dad.
- Drop-drop.
424
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,992
I'm not being weird on purpose.
425
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,602
Listen, uh, Brad.
426
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,257
I, um...
427
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:21,481
All right, well,
that's all I wanted to say.
428
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,310
Bye.
429
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:37,671
Finally, my dad believed me,
but he never believed in me:
430
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:41,849
that I would succeed;
that I could teach.
431
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,857
Hello, this is Brad.
432
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:54,209
A dog? Um, yes, yes, ma'am.
That is my dog, uh-huh.
433
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:02,130
Uh, okay. Yes, yes, I can
be there at 11:00 a.m.
434
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,524
My very first interview.
435
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,832
Great, that sounds great.
Okay, thank you.
436
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:11,835
I tried not to overreact.
437
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,098
I held in my tics.
438
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,884
Yes! Waffle! Yes!
439
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,327
After the first call,
I got two more.
440
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,851
Three interviews
with three principals.
441
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,723
Needless to say,
442
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:34,162
my constant companion was more
than a little enthusiastic.
443
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,305
Hmm, well, I see you only
have your bachelor's degree.
444
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,176
Are you planning
to get your master's?
445
00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:50,004
Yes, sir. Jah!
As soon as I can.
446
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:52,441
We don't require it
for entry-level...Jah-jah!
447
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:53,573
but if you're serious...
448
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,575
I'm very serious.
449
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:59,361
I want to make teaching my life.
450
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:04,540
I, uh...
451
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:07,195
I make these noises because
I have Tourette's syndrome.
452
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:09,371
I'd like to tell you about it.
453
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,460
It's a neurological disorder
where my brain
454
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:13,201
sends mixed signals
to my body.
455
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:15,856
It's like a sneeze.
It's irrepressible.
456
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,379
...weeks and I'll
give you a call.
457
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:18,989
Okay, great.
Thank you very much.
458
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,209
Thanks. Take care.
459
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,777
Well, strike one.
460
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,649
But like Mom always said:
Don't ever give up.
461
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,351
When I was little,
Mom never stopped researching.
462
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:36,224
Because while
there was no cure,
463
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,748
but there might be ways
to live a normal life.
464
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,753
It's a church, Mom.
465
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:46,756
Honey, you're not going
to have to get a Bible lesson.
466
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,803
It's just a support group.
467
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,718
Do I have to?
468
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,937
You need to connect
with other people
469
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,156
who have Tourette's.
470
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,376
Find out how they live with it.
471
00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,422
Okay... let's do it.
Jah-jah!
472
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,428
I'm not going in there.
473
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:07,386
Honey...
474
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:16,003
I'd never seen anyone
with Tourette's before.
475
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:18,005
Drop-drop.
476
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:21,356
There were eye-blinkers
and nose-twitchers,
477
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,012
foot-stompers and neck-jerkers.
478
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:26,753
Some of them yelped
and coughed.
479
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:29,233
Is this what I looked like
to other people?
480
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,452
Wah!
481
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,672
Come on, Bobo.
We're here to learn.
482
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:35,718
Let's start learning.
483
00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:37,546
The Americans with Disabilities
Act gives us the right
484
00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:41,028
to do anything or go anyplace
that we want to.
485
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,595
But try going
to a movie.
486
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:45,467
Or a concert
or a restaurant.
487
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:46,729
That law doesn't
mean anything
488
00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,818
when people are yelling
at you to shut up.
489
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,386
I come home and my parents
close the windows and blinds
490
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,475
'cause they don't want
the neighbors to see me tic.
491
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,695
No one was even trying
to be accepted.
492
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:58,349
The adults were out of work;
the kids stayed at home.
493
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:03,093
I knew one thing:
I didn't want to be like them.
494
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:07,010
Even the coaches on his team
wouldn't accept him.
495
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:09,535
Oh, I'd had it.
496
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:12,668
Of course, you're
home-schooling, too?
497
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:16,019
No. Brad goes to school
like any other kid.
498
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:18,369
These kids aren't
like any other kids.
499
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:20,894
School's a waste
of time for them.
500
00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:22,983
I took him out
at the third grade
501
00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:24,332
just to save my sanity.
502
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:27,857
You want my advice,
503
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,381
Wup.you'll do the same.
504
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:33,384
Yeah. Thanks.
505
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,865
Let's go, Bobo.
506
00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:38,912
It's supposed to be
a support group.
507
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,609
Where's the support?
508
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:43,177
You're supposed to just hide
away for the rest of your life?
509
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,788
I'm really so sorry that
I brought you there, honey.
510
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,486
Let's just forget this.
511
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:48,922
I don't want to
forget this, Mom.
512
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,576
Those people
let Tourette's win.
513
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,229
I'm never going
to do that.
514
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:54,971
It's difficult to imagine that, at the age of 12,
515
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:58,409
I would find a genuine
philosophy to live by.
516
00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:01,848
But here it was:
this defining moment.
517
00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:03,458
Wup.
518
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:07,288
To always face my adversity
head-on.
519
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:08,768
When I went
to my next interview,
520
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,944
I decided to be even more
upfront:
521
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:13,642
get the Tourette's stuff
out of the way first,
522
00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:15,731
and then dazzle them
with my approach to teaching.
523
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,167
You seem to have been
very successful
524
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:18,865
in spite of
your Tourette's.
525
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,649
I've worked very hard to become
the best teacher I can be.
526
00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:22,564
Thank you
for coming in.
527
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,740
I'll let you know.Thanks.
528
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:26,525
So much for being upfront.
529
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,136
For my third interview,
530
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:32,574
I decided to avoid discussing
my Tourette's at all.
531
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:35,011
Each week, I like to send home
a progress report
532
00:25:35,055 --> 00:25:37,361
to my students'
parents... Wha...
533
00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:39,581
I like to give my students
a voice in their learning.
534
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,409
Chop, chop!
To be hands-on
535
00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:43,019
and interactive
in the classroom...
536
00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:44,804
Drip, pa, wha!
537
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:48,285
...but also to keep
the parents closely
involved... Yurp!
538
00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:51,027
Yurp! Whop.
539
00:25:51,071 --> 00:25:53,203
Ron, it was a huge mistake
not mentioning my Tourette's.
540
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,509
Whup! Whup!
541
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,294
It was like, you know,
I was trying to hide it.
542
00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:59,470
Fat chance.
Whap!
543
00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:00,907
Okay, that's a negative.No, the negative
544
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,691
is you got to stop
stressing out.
545
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,171
You're stressing me out.
546
00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:05,520
But the positive is
547
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,740
that, hey, the others
didn't seem to have
548
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,350
a problem with it,
right? Ftt! Ftt!
549
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:11,874
I just... I got
to wait for the call.
550
00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,354
The positive is,
you're coming out with me.
551
00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:14,747
My new girlfriend--
552
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,618
she has a roommate.
553
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:19,403
Will you stop trying
to set me up? Wha! Wha!
554
00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:22,319
When I'm ready to date,
I will date.Come on.
555
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,582
She's heard all about you,
556
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,844
and she still wants
to meet you.
557
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,715
Oh, thanks.
558
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:27,716
Real kind.
559
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,717
Listen, I want
to relax, okay?
560
00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:29,718
I want to watch
the Braves.
561
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,720
We all want to watch the Braves.
562
00:26:31,764 --> 00:26:34,244
Get changed.
563
00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:38,771
So, Ron tells me that
you're on a big job hunt.
564
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,381
How's it going?
565
00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:43,427
Pretty good... Wha! Wha!...
except no one's hired me yet.
566
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:46,561
I guess they're all too busy
fighting to get to me.
567
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:52,785
You do this?
568
00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:54,787
I am impressed by this.
569
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:57,180
You should be.I was not expecting this.
570
00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:58,617
That's amazing.
571
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,835
But I'm pretty good.You are.
572
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,707
Wha! Wha! Wha!
573
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,143
Wha! Wha!
574
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,623
So you are
really a sports fan?
575
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,972
Ah, yes. Big-time.
Okay.
576
00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:08,670
Soccer, softball,
tennis.
Okay. Mm-hmm.
577
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,803
Yep. I played
a lot in college,
578
00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:12,456
but I'm not good enough
for the pros.
579
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,677
I hear that because I wish
I was good enough to be him.
580
00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,679
Who?
Him.
581
00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:22,075
Oh, you want to be a mascot?
582
00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,685
His name is Homer.
583
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,165
Homer.
Whup!
584
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,862
And it's a lifelong ambition.
585
00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:27,994
Okay. All right.Fa! Fa!
586
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:28,647
Wha! Wha!
587
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:32,302
Wha! Fa! Fa!
588
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:35,436
Don't look now. Don't look now,
but there's this guy behind us,
589
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,351
and I don't know what his
problem is. He keeps staring.
590
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:40,267
Ah.
591
00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:41,921
I actually get that look
592
00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,749
a lot.
Wha! Wha!
593
00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:45,489
It's a look of envy.
594
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:50,146
He's thinking, "How can I make
cool noises like that guy?"
595
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:54,803
You have such a great attitude
about your...
596
00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:00,156
Bye, Homer.
597
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,724
Bye... bye, Ron.
Bye-bye.
598
00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:03,943
Bye, Homer.
599
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,727
Go, Braves!
600
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,729
So, that must
have gone well, huh?
601
00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:09,209
Did you ask her
out again?
602
00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:10,689
Yeah, I asked,
603
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,212
but it's second date
syndrome-- p-wha!
604
00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:13,692
You know, I'm
a great guy;
605
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,389
she had a lot of
fun, but, uh...
606
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:18,435
Your tics are just
too cool for her?
607
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,089
Actually, no,
she says
608
00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,004
because my roommate's
breath smells so bad.
609
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,658
What do you mean?
You know
what I mean.
610
00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,142
Wa!
611
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:33,015
Ra!
612
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:34,016
Yop! Wa!
613
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,670
This is Brad.
614
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,368
Oh, hey, Dad.
615
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:39,979
Yeah, no,
Ron-Ron-Ron told me
616
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:41,545
you called, I just, uh,
617
00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:44,592
you know, I've been
so busy that...
618
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:47,160
No, I haven't had lunch yet.
619
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,770
Wha! Wha!
620
00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:50,598
All right, that sounds great.
621
00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:51,817
Where do you want to meet?
622
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:55,124
Lunch at Dad's work.
623
00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:57,648
He wouldn't have to worry
about my noises there.
624
00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,609
Yip! Wha!
625
00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,263
Yip!
626
00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,699
Let me know if you need any
more of those trusses, okay?
627
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,701
All right. Hey.
Hey.
628
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,181
Hey, Dad.See you found
your way.
629
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:09,791
Yeah.Let's go have lunch
outside my office.
630
00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,532
It will be a little
more private.All right.
631
00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:15,797
Diane's wondering when
you're gonna come by.
632
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,799
I guess you've been pretty
busy with the job-hunting.
633
00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:18,887
Any luck?
634
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,671
I'm still
interviewing.
635
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,675
How is that going?
636
00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,939
Are they giving you any
trouble with your, uh...?
637
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:28,723
You can say the word, Dad:
Tourette's.
638
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,117
Some of them are;
some of them aren't.
639
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,469
How's your money
holding out?
640
00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:37,471
I'm not asking you for money.I know that.
641
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:38,777
You never ask me
for anything.
No.
642
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,039
But if you ever
do get short,
643
00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,649
you know you got
a job with me.
644
00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:44,043
I'm gonna teach, Dad--
drop! drop!-- okay?
645
00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:46,306
I can't let anything get
in the way of that.
646
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,829
Okay... I'm
just saying
647
00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:49,700
there's nothing wrong with
keeping your options open
648
00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:51,050
in case things
don't work out.
649
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:53,095
You know, there are other
things besides teaching.
650
00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:54,923
Not for me.
651
00:29:57,447 --> 00:30:00,624
Dad could never understand
my optimism.
652
00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:03,497
Like when I graduated
to middle school.
653
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,586
I was really hopeful
things would be different.
654
00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:06,979
What's the matter, Brad?
655
00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,632
Eating alone?
656
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,373
Make a fresh start.
657
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,375
New school, new friends.
658
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:14,334
J-J-jup!
659
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,683
Same result.
660
00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:18,338
Today, we're gonna be talking
about fractions.
661
00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:20,296
Fractions are your friend.
662
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,908
You use fractions
in everyday life.Jup-whup-jup!
663
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,041
You just don't realize it.
664
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:29,131
For example, say your
mother bakes a pie.
665
00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:30,829
She cuts the...Jup-whup-whup!
666
00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,615
Cohen...
667
00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:37,357
just go
to the principal's office.
668
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,490
Ooh...
669
00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:44,843
Not the best way to introduce
myself to the principal.
670
00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:46,583
Whup-whup!
671
00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:49,021
Whup-whup-whup!
672
00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,371
Whup.
673
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:53,373
Whup-whup.
674
00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:58,639
What do you think
a school is for, Brad?
675
00:30:58,682 --> 00:30:59,945
Whup-whup-drop!
676
00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:02,034
I'm sorry I keep disrupting
the class.
677
00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:03,296
You're not answering
my question.
678
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,994
What's a school for?
679
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:07,648
To educate, isn't it?
680
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,041
Whup-drop!
681
00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,869
To use knowledge
to wipe out ignorance.
682
00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:19,181
The school's orchestra
is having a concert
683
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,966
this afternoon--
you planning on going?
684
00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:23,185
No, sir, my tics
will ruin the music.
685
00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:25,100
Hmm.
686
00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:26,928
I want you to be there.
687
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,153
Drop-drop.
688
00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:38,157
Jup-jup.
689
00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,725
Drop-drop.
690
00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:43,423
Drop-drop!
691
00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:46,513
Wha-wha.
692
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:48,558
J-jup-jup.
693
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:49,864
Jup!
694
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:50,865
Shh.
695
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,780
Jup!
696
00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:00,309
Everybody, just keep your seats
for a minute, please.
697
00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:03,834
Thank you.
698
00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:05,184
Did you enjoy the concert?
699
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,056
Great job.
700
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:13,540
Did you hear any noises
during the quiet parts?
701
00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,194
- Yes.
- Wha-jop-jup.
702
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:19,459
Yeah, so did I.Drop-drop.
703
00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,591
They're pretty annoying,
aren't they?
704
00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:24,551
The person making those noises
705
00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:26,031
is Brad Cohen.
706
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:32,907
Come on up here, Brad.
707
00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:42,961
J-jop-jop.
708
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:48,227
Jop.
709
00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:58,193
Whup-whup.
710
00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:02,023
Whup-whup.
711
00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:05,679
Whup-whup.
712
00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:14,731
Do you like making noises
and upsetting people, Brad?
713
00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:17,386
No, sir.
714
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,518
Then why do you do it?
715
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,216
Wh-wha!
716
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:23,175
Because I have
Tourette's syndrome.
717
00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:25,829
Drop.
What's that?
718
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,831
It's a thing
in my brain
719
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,790
that causes me
to make weird noises.
720
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,577
But you could control it
if you wanted to, right?
721
00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,144
Yop... no, sir.
722
00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:38,059
It's a sickness.
723
00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:39,191
Hmm.
724
00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:42,281
Well, why can't you
just get cured?
725
00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:44,196
There isn't any cure.
726
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:49,636
I don't like making noises
any more
727
00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,507
than you like hearing them.
728
00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:55,468
They're even worse
when I get stressed.
729
00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:59,820
When you don't accept
that I can't stop them.
730
00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:04,825
But when I feel accepted,
then they're not so bad.
731
00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:07,958
What can we do?
732
00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:10,135
And I mean everyone
in this school.
733
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,141
What can we do
to help you, Brad?
734
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:22,190
I just want to be treated
like everybody else.
735
00:34:26,673 --> 00:34:28,675
Good job.
736
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,068
You can sit down.J-jup.
737
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:32,157
Drop-drop.
738
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:40,643
Drop-drop.
739
00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:42,254
Drop-drop.
740
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:45,692
Drop-drop-wha.
741
00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:03,101
Drop.
742
00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:09,324
A few words,
a little education,
743
00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:12,240
and it was like opening a door
to a brand-new world.
744
00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:25,993
Now someday, some way,
I knew...
745
00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:29,127
Tourette's or no Tourette's,
746
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:32,130
I was going to be a teacher.
747
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,355
I had no choice
but to prove Tourette's
748
00:35:40,399 --> 00:35:42,531
would never get the best of me.
749
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:45,360
If I quit, I'd be agreeing
with everyone
750
00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:48,537
who had ever told me I was
barking up the wrong tree.
751
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,061
Mm-hmm.
752
00:35:51,105 --> 00:35:53,890
Hmm.
753
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,284
Hmm. Uh, sorry
about the air-conditioning.
754
00:35:56,328 --> 00:35:58,591
It's supposed to have already
been fixed by now.
755
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,420
Oh, that's, uh...
756
00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:04,945
Well, your, um...
your résumé looks okay,
757
00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:06,642
and we do have an opening
in the fifth grade.
758
00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:09,819
Okay. I...
759
00:36:09,863 --> 00:36:11,299
But I do have
to tell you,
760
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:13,388
this is a tough
place to work.
761
00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:16,609
Um, we've got some really
hard cases.
762
00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:18,480
Well, I take that
as a challenge.
763
00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:20,743
I don't believe
that any kid is hopeless.
764
00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:21,570
They all want to learn.
765
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,485
You can't ever give up.
766
00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:25,487
You just, uh, got to find
the right way to teach them.
767
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:26,706
You got something stuck
in your throat.
768
00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,534
Would you like
a drink?
769
00:36:28,577 --> 00:36:29,578
I have
Tourette's syndrome.
770
00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:31,189
I'd like to tell you...
771
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:34,279
Tourette's? Isn't that where
you yell out obscenities?
772
00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:36,324
That's coprolalia.
It's a rare symptom
773
00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:37,586
that a small percentage
of people with Tourette's have.
774
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:38,892
I don't have that.
775
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:40,198
Listen. They did not tell me
776
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,590
that you were going to be
handicapped.
777
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:44,419
How do you expect to handle
a bunch of wild students
778
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:47,161
with a handicap like that?
779
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,728
Well, by educating them.
780
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:51,339
By letting them know
it's okay to talk about it.
781
00:36:51,383 --> 00:36:54,081
These students would laugh
at you.
782
00:36:57,127 --> 00:36:58,564
Uh...
783
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:01,741
Not... when they understand
it's simply...
784
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:05,484
Okay, I have seen teachers
with disabilities before
785
00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:08,487
and never with
what you've got.
786
00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:10,576
I just don't see how
you could ever teach a class.
787
00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:14,841
I can teach...
788
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,799
Look at my résumé.
789
00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:18,236
Look at it.
790
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,498
Okay, I was very successful
as a student teacher.
791
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:20,673
My Tourette's never posed
a problem.
792
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:23,937
I can teach.Okay, bottom line.
793
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:27,767
I need somebody now
for the fifth grade.
794
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:32,075
You want to teach here,
you're going to have to refrain
795
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:33,425
from making these
noises in class.
796
00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:39,474
You know what?
Thank you very much
797
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:41,433
for the interview.But don't you want the job?
798
00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:44,392
Yes, actually.
I want it really bad.
799
00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:46,394
But I would never ever work
for a man
800
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,353
that doesn't care
about his students.
801
00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:50,006
So I'll take my portfolio
and, uh,
802
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,008
and take no more of your time.
803
00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,488
You got a great boss.
804
00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,841
Wow.
805
00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:49,196
That was the worst interview
I've ever had.
806
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,459
All he could see when he looked
at me was my Tourette's.
807
00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:53,766
That's all any of them see.
808
00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:56,377
Well, honey, if they can't see
what a great teacher
809
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,336
you would be, that is
their failure, not yours.
810
00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:01,077
Well, it sure seems
like my failure.
811
00:39:01,121 --> 00:39:03,036
Well...
812
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:05,038
If you say so.
813
00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,518
You know what?
814
00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:08,520
Why don't you just throw
in the towel and come home, huh?
815
00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:09,999
I'll buy you a ticket.
816
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,827
I'm not saying that.
817
00:39:11,871 --> 00:39:13,176
Really? It's sounds like
that's what you're saying.
818
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:14,482
It sounds like you're letting
Tourette's win.
819
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,963
I am not letting
Tourette's win.
820
00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:17,529
Really?
821
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:18,747
Yes, really.
822
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,532
Look, I'm never
going to give up.
823
00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:22,055
I just...
824
00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:24,753
I have to find the right school.
825
00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,320
You will, Bobo.
826
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,800
You will.
827
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,198
So I decided
it wasn't Tourette's.
828
00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:38,376
I just hadn't found
the right school yet.
829
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:40,290
I'd keep barking,
and I wasn't quitting
830
00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:43,468
until I found that principal.
831
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:46,601
I made a map of every school
where I hadn't interviewed.
832
00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:18,154
If the principal wasn't in,
I'd give my résumé
833
00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:20,069
to his secretary or a janitor
834
00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:22,681
and ask them to drop it off
when the principal returned.
835
00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:25,553
I didn't care; I needed a job.
836
00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:33,909
I wasn't going to stop
until I had one.
837
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,609
You'll be starting
at the bottom,
838
00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:39,045
but that's no big deal.
839
00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,481
That's where I started.
840
00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:41,961
And you're working
7:00 to 4:00.
841
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,832
I told you this was
only part-time.
842
00:40:43,876 --> 00:40:46,008
I need to keep my mornings
open for interviews.
843
00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:47,270
I thought that school
had started already.
844
00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:48,489
No, not all of them.
845
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,056
Well, we'll see
what happens.
846
00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:52,537
Here are your tools
of the trade.
847
00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,452
At least for
the time being.
848
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,062
Like I said, at the bottom.
849
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,716
But every job is important here,
850
00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:58,891
and who knows,
maybe you'll end up liking it.
851
00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:00,283
And if you put your time in...
852
00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:01,850
Didn't you hear
what I just said?
853
00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:04,505
I'm only working here
until I get a teaching job.
854
00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:09,554
All that stuff has to go
in the dumpster.
855
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,646
The hiring season was ending.
856
00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:16,735
My interviews had dried up.
857
00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:18,650
School had started.
858
00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:21,479
I was running out of time
and money... and hope.
859
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:32,794
Diane.
860
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,274
I gave up on you
ever coming to me,
861
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:35,667
so I just came to you.
862
00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:37,320
You busy?
863
00:41:37,364 --> 00:41:40,193
It was my stepmom Diane,
864
00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:42,804
trying to build bridges
with bagels.
865
00:41:42,848 --> 00:41:45,241
Your dad built his business
with his own two hands.
866
00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:48,418
You can't blame him for wanting
you to be a part of it.
867
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,290
He's just being a dad.
868
00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:52,553
He wants you in his life.
869
00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:57,776
So how do you like
Atlanta?
870
00:41:57,819 --> 00:42:00,126
You meeting any nice girls?
871
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:05,087
I'm just saying
all the right things, huh?
872
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,481
Let me get you a refill.
873
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,483
Brad, Brad.
874
00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:13,400
Your dad loves you...
875
00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:14,923
Da!
...so much.
876
00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:18,492
Wa!
877
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,016
He just doesn't want
to see you get hurt.
878
00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:22,583
The only thing
that hurts is the fact
879
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:24,237
that he has never
accepted who I am.
880
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,804
Ja! Ja!
881
00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,371
See, he's got this idea
of a perfect son...
882
00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:30,591
who is normal and
does normal things.
883
00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:32,724
Well, I'm never going
to be normal.
884
00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:36,466
Well, maybe that's
not hisidea, Brad.
885
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,120
Maybe that's yours.
886
00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:39,644
And you're right.
887
00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:42,168
You are not normal.
888
00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:45,780
You have the gift...
to teach.
889
00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:52,091
And it's not in spite
of your Tourette's.
890
00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:58,271
It's because of it.
891
00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:05,931
I have to go.
892
00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:29,868
Ba! Ra!
893
00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:32,131
Hello, this is Brad.
894
00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:35,003
Uh... yes, uh,
that's a sheepdog.
895
00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:36,483
Uh-huh.
896
00:43:36,526 --> 00:43:37,789
Yep, Brad, Brad Cohen.
897
00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:43,229
10:00 is, is perfect for me.
898
00:43:43,272 --> 00:43:44,404
Absolutely.
899
00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:45,666
Okay, great.
900
00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:49,757
Wa!
901
00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:51,193
Ba! Ba!
902
00:43:51,237 --> 00:43:52,368
Ba!
903
00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:56,546
Da! Da!
904
00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:05,164
Da! Ha!
905
00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:07,470
Raise your hand.
Raise your hand.
906
00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:09,559
- You got to raise your hand.
- Come on...
907
00:44:09,603 --> 00:44:12,127
You must be Brad Cohen.
908
00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:13,128
Hi.
909
00:44:13,172 --> 00:44:14,347
Ja! Ra!
910
00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:16,871
Jim Ovbey.
I'm the principal around here.
911
00:44:16,915 --> 00:44:19,352
Hilarie Straka,
assistant principal.
Hi.
912
00:44:19,395 --> 00:44:20,919
Come on in the office, Brad.
913
00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:23,008
We heard you coming all the way
from the parking lot.
914
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:26,272
I hear you've been making
the rounds.
915
00:44:26,315 --> 00:44:27,403
Uh, 25 schools so far.
916
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:28,753
Ja! Ja!
917
00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:30,058
And, uh, here's,
here's my résumé.
918
00:44:30,102 --> 00:44:31,233
Oh, here...
Oh.
919
00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:32,931
We can look at that
in a minute, Brad.
920
00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:36,238
Just come on in and tell us
why you want to be a teacher.
921
00:44:36,282 --> 00:44:38,501
Okay.
922
00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:39,502
Well, it's, uh...
923
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:42,723
...it's all I ever wanted
to be-- wa!--
924
00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:44,116
ever since I was in school.
925
00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:46,031
You must have had some
pretty inspiring teachers.
926
00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:49,948
Uh, well, I had an inspiring
principal-- Mr. Myer--
927
00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:52,515
but my teachers--
they really only inspired me
928
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:54,343
to be the kind of teachers
that they never were.
929
00:44:54,387 --> 00:44:55,605
Ja! Wa! Wa!
930
00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:58,608
What kind of teacher is that?
931
00:44:58,652 --> 00:45:01,437
One who makes it possible
for a kid to learn,
932
00:45:01,481 --> 00:45:04,179
even if he's different.
933
00:45:04,223 --> 00:45:08,618
In a way, the best teacher
I ever had was my Tourette's.
934
00:45:08,662 --> 00:45:10,142
Y-You don't have to
talk about that, Brad.
935
00:45:10,185 --> 00:45:11,447
N-No, it's okay.
936
00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:13,493
I make a point
of being open about it.
937
00:45:13,536 --> 00:45:16,061
It's never off-limits
to my students.
938
00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:18,150
They can ask me anything
they want about it at any time.
939
00:45:18,193 --> 00:45:19,455
Wa!
940
00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:20,718
You must get some pretty
interesting questions.
941
00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:22,850
Oh, yeah.
942
00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:25,940
Sometimes it gets
really personal.
943
00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:26,941
I hope
this question
944
00:45:26,985 --> 00:45:28,769
isn't too personal, Brad.
945
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:32,338
Do you make
those noises
946
00:45:32,381 --> 00:45:33,861
in your sleep?
947
00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,430
I don't know.
948
00:45:37,473 --> 00:45:38,431
I'm asleep.
949
00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:42,522
No.
950
00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,393
No, I, I don't tic in my sleep.
951
00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:47,353
When I'm relaxed, the noises
give me a little bit of a break.
952
00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:49,311
Like just now.
953
00:45:49,355 --> 00:45:50,530
Okay, Brad.
954
00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:51,836
I want to
hear more
955
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,925
about your
teaching philosophy.
956
00:45:53,968 --> 00:45:56,579
Yeah, I'd love to tell you
about my teaching philosophy.
957
00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:59,191
We talked for nearly two hours.
958
00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:01,410
It was the best interview
I had ever had.
959
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:04,849
Well, Brad,
it was a pleasure to meet you.
960
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:06,633
Yeah, you, too,
you, too.
961
00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:08,940
We've still got a few more
teachers to interview...Wa! Wa! Wa!
962
00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:10,680
...but we'll let you know
when we've made a decision.
963
00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:11,812
Okay, great.
964
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:15,511
Thank you.
Thank you,
thank you.
965
00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:18,384
Yes!
966
00:46:19,994 --> 00:46:22,997
Still, my constant companion,
as always,
967
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:26,218
warned me
not to get my hopes up.
968
00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:29,961
But hope is a hard habit
to break.
969
00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:36,532
Ba!
970
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,809
Ba! Ja!
971
00:46:57,336 --> 00:47:01,166
Ja! Wa! Wa!
972
00:47:09,478 --> 00:47:11,306
I was called one last time
973
00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:12,873
and asked to come in and meet
with the second-grade staff.
974
00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:15,136
Ja!
975
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:17,922
Oh, so you student-taught
second grade?
976
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:19,880
Oh, I love second grade.
977
00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:21,490
The kids are still
so open-minded.
978
00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:22,927
They're open
to everything.
979
00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:25,146
Yes, but you do manage
980
00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:26,713
to maintain
a little discipline, right?
981
00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:28,454
While they're being
so open?
982
00:47:28,497 --> 00:47:31,022
Fa! Wa! I do let them know
what the boundaries are, yes.
983
00:47:31,065 --> 00:47:32,284
Fa!
984
00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:33,894
So, Brad,
what do you think
985
00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:36,070
is the most important thing
youhave to teach?
986
00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:37,376
Yeah.
987
00:47:37,419 --> 00:47:40,727
Uh, well, besides the
importance of reading
988
00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:42,207
and the value of math,
989
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:44,513
that it's okay
to be yourself.
990
00:47:44,557 --> 00:47:45,732
Wa! Ja! Wa!
991
00:47:45,775 --> 00:47:47,299
It's okay to color
outside the lines
992
00:47:47,342 --> 00:47:48,735
if that's who you are.
993
00:47:48,778 --> 00:47:52,478
So, um, it's okay
to ignore the boundaries?
994
00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:54,480
No, and I, I didn't... ja!
995
00:47:54,523 --> 00:47:55,655
Fa! Fa!
996
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:58,092
Ja! Ja! Wa!
I'm sorry,
997
00:47:58,136 --> 00:48:00,486
but how can you expect kids
to learn
998
00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:01,226
when you're doing that
all the time?
999
00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:02,923
Oh, come on, Brenda.
1000
00:48:02,967 --> 00:48:04,403
No, no, no. It's okay.
1001
00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:06,666
It's a valid question,
and I want to answer it. Ja!
1002
00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:10,061
Before they know me,
1003
00:48:10,104 --> 00:48:13,412
kids sometimes do think
I'm just weird, or even scary,
1004
00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:16,023
but once I educate them
about my Tourette's...
1005
00:48:16,067 --> 00:48:17,198
Fa! Fa! ...and
they can see that
1006
00:48:17,242 --> 00:48:18,939
that Mr. Cohen's a real person,
1007
00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:20,898
who just happens
to make funny noises,
1008
00:48:20,941 --> 00:48:23,074
well... then they accept me
1009
00:48:23,117 --> 00:48:25,032
as a good teacher. Ja!
1010
00:48:25,076 --> 00:48:28,079
Just like they
accept all of you.
1011
00:48:29,384 --> 00:48:31,952
Well, maybe
we should all
1012
00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:33,214
try to be more
like second graders.
1013
00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:37,610
Does anyone have any
other questions for Mr. Cohen?
1014
00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:41,962
Brad, thanks
for coming in.
1015
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:43,094
The school will be
in touch with you,
1016
00:48:43,137 --> 00:48:45,879
and, so just be patient.
1017
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,968
It's hard to be patient
when you feel as though
1018
00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,013
you've blown your last chance,
1019
00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:50,362
and patience was never
1020
00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:52,451
my constant companion's
strong suit.
1021
00:48:52,494 --> 00:48:54,540
I'm guessing you never
heard from that school.
1022
00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:56,672
No, not yet. They're
still interviewing. Wa! Wa!
1023
00:48:56,716 --> 00:48:57,630
I'm not worried. Ha.
1024
00:48:57,673 --> 00:48:58,848
Okay.
1025
00:48:58,892 --> 00:49:00,241
What's that
supposed to mean?
1026
00:49:00,285 --> 00:49:01,373
I just said okay.
1027
00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:03,070
Wa! Wa! I know
what you mean.
1028
00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:04,637
You don't think
anybody would hire me
1029
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,943
if they had a choice.
Wa! Wa!
1030
00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:07,205
What are you, a mind reader now?
1031
00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:08,423
You know what, Dad?
1032
00:49:08,467 --> 00:49:10,425
This is gonna be
my last day here.
1033
00:49:10,469 --> 00:49:12,732
Well, why don't you wait and see
if you got the job first?
1034
00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:14,734
I'm gonna get the job, Dad. Wa!
1035
00:49:14,777 --> 00:49:16,344
I just have to stay focused.
1036
00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:18,346
Why can't you stay focused
and realistic at the same time?
1037
00:49:18,390 --> 00:49:20,174
What's wrong with that?
1038
00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:21,654
Here. Wa!
1039
00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,052
Huh!
1040
00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:29,705
Wa! Wa!
1041
00:49:29,749 --> 00:49:31,794
Whoa! Are you
all right, man?
1042
00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:33,622
You'll knock yourself out
doing that.
1043
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,102
What if that happens
1044
00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:36,625
while you're
driving?
1045
00:49:36,669 --> 00:49:38,105
I'm fine.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
1046
00:49:38,149 --> 00:49:39,715
You ought to see another doctor.
1047
00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:40,847
I've seen doctors
1048
00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:42,153
my whole life, Ron.
1049
00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:43,328
Okay? They don't help.
1050
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:44,459
Well, don't you think
you need to see
1051
00:49:44,503 --> 00:49:46,635
somebody?
1052
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,637
I really don't.
1053
00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:52,337
So just...
1054
00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,083
♪ Come on
1055
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:00,910
♪ Everybody...♪
1056
00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:03,652
There I was waiting
for the phone to ring again.
1057
00:50:03,696 --> 00:50:06,742
I tried to convince myself
something good would happen.
1058
00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:10,746
♪ Everybody get on down...
1059
00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:12,009
Wa!
1060
00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:15,838
♪ Let's get down...
1061
00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:17,797
My kid brother.
1062
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,538
Not exactly what I had in mind.
1063
00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:20,887
Oh!
1064
00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,628
How you
doing, Bobo?
1065
00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:24,934
Jeff! What-What
are you doing here?
1066
00:50:24,978 --> 00:50:27,328
Why didn't you tell
me you were coming?
1067
00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:29,504
You know you're in
your boxers, right?
1068
00:50:29,548 --> 00:50:32,159
Did, uh, Mom send you
to check up on me?
1069
00:50:32,203 --> 00:50:33,900
Why? You need checking up on?
1070
00:50:33,943 --> 00:50:35,989
No, but...
Where do I put
my stuff?
1071
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,164
That's
1072
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:38,383
great.
1073
00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:39,601
You get the couch.
1074
00:50:39,645 --> 00:50:40,559
Whoa! Nice clubs.
1075
00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:41,777
Are these new?
1076
00:50:41,821 --> 00:50:42,996
Uh, they're Dad's.
1077
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,171
He let me borrow them.
1078
00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:45,390
Thought maybe you
and I could, uh...
1079
00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:46,913
Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa!
...play a
little golf.
1080
00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:49,133
He got us a tee time
at his club.
1081
00:50:49,176 --> 00:50:52,832
So, what do you think, a three
iron from here, little bro? Ja!
1082
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,616
Hey, by the way,
thanks for the round.
1083
00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:56,009
Well, thank Dad.
1084
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,098
Oh, wait.
Ja! Wa! Wa!
1085
00:50:58,142 --> 00:50:59,099
I forgot. You guys
aren't speaking.
1086
00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:00,187
I don't want to talk
1087
00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:01,797
about Dad right now.
1088
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,625
You're just saying that to
rattle me because you know...
1089
00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:04,844
ja! wa!
I'm going to beat you.
1090
00:51:04,887 --> 00:51:06,280
I'm serious, Brad.
1091
00:51:06,324 --> 00:51:07,847
You-You and Dad got
to start getting along.
1092
00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:08,978
We get along just fine.
1093
00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:10,241
Ja! Wa!
1094
00:51:10,284 --> 00:51:11,677
As long as we keep
it long-distance.
1095
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,939
Is that why you
moved down here?
1096
00:51:12,982 --> 00:51:13,983
To keep him
long-distance?
Wa! Wa!
1097
00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:15,202
I mean,
it's not like
1098
00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:16,464
you have anything
to prove to him, right?
1099
00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:17,683
What are you now,
Jeff? A shrink?
1100
00:51:17,726 --> 00:51:18,901
Dr. Jeff, huh?
1101
00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,425
Wa! Wa!
I'm sorry.
1102
00:51:20,468 --> 00:51:22,427
Sir,
1103
00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:24,690
I'm going to have to ask you
to stop making those noises.
1104
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:25,952
Look, pal,
he's not doing it...
1105
00:51:25,995 --> 00:51:27,562
No, no, no. I can handle
it, Jeff. I got it.
1106
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,216
Look, it's just not fair
to the other golfers.
1107
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:31,914
No, I understand. Um, I can't
help making these noises. Ja!
1108
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,002
Wa! Ja! because I have
Tourette's syndrome.
1109
00:51:33,046 --> 00:51:35,092
It's a neurological
disorder.
1110
00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:36,963
I'd like to tell you
about it. Ja! Ja! Ja!
1111
00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:38,269
You're going to have
to leave the course.
1112
00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:41,315
I got to think
of the other members.
1113
00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:44,449
Hey, Joe, leave the guy alone.
He's fine.
1114
00:51:44,492 --> 00:51:45,928
Hey, man,
1115
00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:47,408
we're a twosome, and
our buddies don't appear...
1116
00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:48,627
Ja! Ja!
...to be
showing.
1117
00:51:48,670 --> 00:51:49,889
Would you like
to join us?
1118
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,891
If you don't leave,
1119
00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:53,458
I'm gonna have to call security.
1120
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,460
Okay. Okay.
Um... Okay.
1121
00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:56,678
Thanks, guys.
1122
00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:58,158
Maybe next year,
all right? Ja!
1123
00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:00,508
Jeff, come on.
Come on, buddy.
1124
00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:02,249
Thanks.
1125
00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:07,254
Come on, Jeff.
1126
00:52:07,298 --> 00:52:08,734
It's not like you
haven't seen it before.
1127
00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,518
How can you stand
living in a world
1128
00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:11,737
where everybody is
soignorant?
1129
00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:12,955
Everybody's not.
1130
00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:14,131
You saw those golfers
back there. Wa!
1131
00:52:14,174 --> 00:52:15,349
They went to bat for me.
1132
00:52:15,393 --> 00:52:16,611
My life is full
of people like that.
1133
00:52:16,655 --> 00:52:18,352
That's not always
my experience.
Wa! Wa!
1134
00:52:18,396 --> 00:52:20,354
Well, that's cause you're
always getting into fights
1135
00:52:20,398 --> 00:52:22,487
sticking up for me.
You and Mom.
1136
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,228
You've always been there
for me and my tics.
1137
00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:25,664
You know what?
What?
1138
00:52:25,707 --> 00:52:27,187
You're beginning
to tickme off.
Oh, yeah?
1139
00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:28,493
Race you to the car.
What?
1140
00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:29,711
Hey! Hey!
Sucker!
1141
00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,670
Cheater!
1142
00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,802
Jeff's visit did give me
a break from my worries.Uh! Uh!
1143
00:52:33,846 --> 00:52:36,762
And right after he left,
I got a call from the school.
1144
00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:38,894
The principal wanted
to see me in his office.
1145
00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:40,374
Ha!
1146
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,159
Just like old times.
1147
00:52:57,913 --> 00:53:00,394
Pretty noisy, huh?
1148
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,398
And yet somehow the kids manage.
1149
00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:05,965
Don't they?
1150
00:53:07,096 --> 00:53:09,360
Yes, they do.
1151
00:53:09,403 --> 00:53:11,579
They do.
1152
00:53:11,623 --> 00:53:13,973
Hilarie and I discussed
you with the teachers.
1153
00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:15,844
Ja!
1154
00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:20,545
And we talked about how proud
we are of teaching our kids
1155
00:53:20,588 --> 00:53:23,287
to never let anything
hold them back in life.
1156
00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:30,163
And Hilarie said if we're
going to talk the talk,
1157
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,732
we need to walk the walk.
1158
00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:35,647
She's waiting to show you
your classroom.
1159
00:53:36,691 --> 00:53:39,172
Welcome.
1160
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:41,218
All right.
1161
00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:42,741
The second grade is overcrowded,
1162
00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,917
so we've had
to create a new class.
1163
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,006
Your kids are being taken
out of other rooms,
1164
00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:49,530
so some of them might be
a little confused.
1165
00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:51,445
They've already been in
school for three weeks.
1166
00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:54,143
Ba!
1167
00:53:58,104 --> 00:53:59,801
There's your student roster.
1168
00:54:02,195 --> 00:54:04,153
The fun starts Monday, Brad.
1169
00:54:04,197 --> 00:54:05,764
Let me know
if there's anything you need.
1170
00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:06,765
I need everything.
1171
00:54:06,808 --> 00:54:08,462
Fa!
1172
00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:10,899
I looked down at that roster
like I was announcing
1173
00:54:10,943 --> 00:54:13,772
the starting lineup
for an all-star baseball game.
1174
00:54:13,815 --> 00:54:15,077
Hilarie, this is, uh...
Thank you.
1175
00:54:15,121 --> 00:54:18,994
Hey, we thought
you might need these.
1176
00:54:19,038 --> 00:54:21,432
Hey, everybody,
bring 'em in.
1177
00:54:21,475 --> 00:54:23,347
Just put 'em
down anywhere.
1178
00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:25,218
We'll get 'em
arranged.
1179
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:26,611
The... Here, let me help you
with that. Thank you.
1180
00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:29,266
Wa!
1181
00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:34,401
Welcome
to Mountain View.
Wa!
1182
00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:37,970
Yeah, Mom, it's phenomenal,
but, you know,
1183
00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:39,319
it's taken me
so long to get here,
1184
00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:40,799
I still have to remind myself
that I'm just
1185
00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:42,366
at the beginning.
Wa! Wa!
1186
00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:44,716
Oh, honey, that is...
1187
00:54:44,759 --> 00:54:47,022
that is wonderful news!
1188
00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:47,762
That's wonderful.
1189
00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,286
Yes, Mom,
1190
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:50,591
it is absolutely wonderful,
but, you know,
1191
00:54:50,635 --> 00:54:51,810
they've only given me a contract
for a year.
1192
00:54:51,853 --> 00:54:52,811
Okay?
Pa! Pa!
1193
00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:53,986
I still have to prove to them
1194
00:54:54,029 --> 00:54:56,118
that they've made
the right choice.
1195
00:54:56,162 --> 00:54:57,859
Honey, listen, just take
a moment to enjoy this.
1196
00:54:57,903 --> 00:54:58,947
Oh, my gosh.
1197
00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:00,166
Oh, my...
Did you call your father?
1198
00:55:00,209 --> 00:55:01,689
He is going to be so proud.
1199
00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:03,300
Wa!
I will, Mom,
1200
00:55:03,343 --> 00:55:05,519
but, you know, right now,
I literally have about two weeks
1201
00:55:05,563 --> 00:55:07,478
of preparation to do
in about two days,
1202
00:55:07,521 --> 00:55:09,654
and, uh, you know,
now that I have the job,
1203
00:55:09,697 --> 00:55:11,351
I got to really,
seriously start working
1204
00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:12,483
on getting my master's degree.
1205
00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:14,920
Okay, one thing at a time,
all right?
1206
00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,661
Listen, are there any
cute teachers at that school?
1207
00:55:16,704 --> 00:55:17,792
Mom!
1208
00:55:17,836 --> 00:55:19,316
Well, I want you to be happy.
1209
00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:20,621
Okay, all right.
Yes. Don't worry.
1210
00:55:20,665 --> 00:55:21,709
I'm working on that, too.
1211
00:55:21,753 --> 00:55:24,233
I got to go.
Good-bye.
1212
00:55:36,507 --> 00:55:39,074
Ha! Ja! Wa!
1213
00:55:39,118 --> 00:55:41,512
Whoa!
1214
00:55:41,555 --> 00:55:43,862
You must be Brad.
1215
00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:47,909
You must be Nancy. Ra!
1216
00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,998
Ra! Ra!
Hi, I'm Brad.
1217
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:51,260
I know.
1218
00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:53,872
Right, of course.
1219
00:55:53,915 --> 00:55:55,177
I guess
I'm a little nervous.
1220
00:55:55,221 --> 00:55:56,527
Please.
1221
00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:57,919
Ha!
1222
00:55:57,963 --> 00:55:59,921
This is my first time,
uh, computer dating, so...
1223
00:55:59,965 --> 00:56:00,879
Ga! Wa!
Oh, yeah.
1224
00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:02,359
Ra!
Me, too.
1225
00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:04,012
My mom thinks
it's dangerous.
1226
00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:05,623
Ra! Well, yeah.
1227
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:08,060
I mean, you never know what
kind of weirdo you might meet,
1228
00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:09,844
but you look
pretty normal, so...
1229
00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:14,196
Good, I'm glad.
1230
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,417
Yeah. Actually, you look
much better than normal.
1231
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:20,072
Thank you.
1232
00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:21,639
So, uh,
1233
00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:22,857
I guess we're just supposed
1234
00:56:22,901 --> 00:56:24,859
to tell each other
our life stories, or...?
1235
00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:26,121
Um, okay,
1236
00:56:26,165 --> 00:56:27,645
do-do you think I...
Ya! Ha!
1237
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:30,125
Do you think I could get
a cup of coffee first?
1238
00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:31,605
Cup of coffee?
Yeah.
1239
00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:33,694
Right. Yeah.
Of course, coming up.
1240
00:56:33,738 --> 00:56:36,697
Thanks.
Uh, do you want,
like, a muffin?
1241
00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:39,657
Uh, I'm on a diet.
1242
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,398
But I would love a muffin.
1243
00:56:49,754 --> 00:56:53,801
My roommate is driving me
absolutely crazy.
1244
00:56:53,845 --> 00:56:58,284
She never makes her bed.
She's got clothes everywhere.
1245
00:56:58,327 --> 00:56:59,894
She's, like,
always blasting her music...
1246
00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:00,895
Ba! Ha! Wa! Ba!
1247
00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:02,462
...night and day,
but of course,
1248
00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:04,333
whenever I want to listen
to my music,
1249
00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:06,597
she's all like,
"You need to keep it down."
1250
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:10,557
Da! So what kind of music
do you listen to?
1251
00:57:10,601 --> 00:57:12,646
Well, um...
Yeah?
1252
00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:14,039
Mostly oldies stuff.
1253
00:57:14,082 --> 00:57:17,042
Uh-huh.
Especially Sting.
Oh, I love Sting.
1254
00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:20,785
Uh, Madonna, Bon Jovi,
1255
00:57:20,828 --> 00:57:24,353
you know...Milli Vanilli?
1256
00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:25,616
I love Milli Vanilli.
1257
00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:27,356
Really?
1258
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,793
Wait, you, too?
1259
00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:30,316
We've got to be
the only two people on Earth--
1260
00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:31,317
ja, ja!--
1261
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,710
that love Milli Vanilli.
1262
00:57:32,753 --> 00:57:34,451
You do not.
Yeah.
1263
00:57:40,413 --> 00:57:42,415
Well, I had a really nice time.
1264
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,372
Thank you.
1265
00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:46,811
I shouldn't have had
that muffin, but...
1266
00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:49,509
Uh, I...
1267
00:57:49,553 --> 00:57:50,858
I really enjoyed
meeting you.Yeah, me, too.
1268
00:57:50,902 --> 00:57:53,121
Fa! Fa!
1269
00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:57,212
Okay, well,
1270
00:57:57,256 --> 00:57:59,998
thanks again, Brad.
1271
00:58:07,571 --> 00:58:10,138
Aah! Yeah.
1272
00:58:11,357 --> 00:58:12,793
Ya! Ya!
1273
00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:15,230
I can't believe you.
1274
00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:17,145
You said she was perfect.
1275
00:58:17,189 --> 00:58:18,451
She was perfect.
1276
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,974
I just didn't want to ruin it.
1277
00:58:20,018 --> 00:58:21,454
Oh, by asking her out again?
1278
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,064
Wa!
Ah... right.
1279
00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:24,588
Second date syndrome.
1280
00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:26,807
So is that going
to be your life?
1281
00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:29,114
Nothing but first
and only dates?
1282
00:58:29,157 --> 00:58:31,203
How do you ever expect
to have a relationship?
1283
00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:32,639
Maybe I don't.
1284
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,557
Ba! Ba!
1285
00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:20,731
Ba!
1286
00:59:24,517 --> 00:59:28,347
♪ Baby, don't be shy
when you're holding my hand ♪
1287
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:30,610
♪ 'Cause as time goes by,
you got to understand ♪
1288
00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:31,872
♪ It's you
1289
00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:34,962
♪ Can I dance with you?♪
1290
00:59:35,006 --> 00:59:37,095
♪ B-B-B-Baby, in your eyes
I see it so clearly ♪
1291
00:59:37,138 --> 00:59:38,618
♪ That our love,
it's so strong ♪
1292
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:40,620
♪ When you never go wrong
1293
00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:44,581
♪ Baby♪♪ I got the best for you
1294
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:46,583
♪ So when you're in doubt
and needing someone ♪
1295
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:50,674
♪ Baby, call my line,
call me anytime ♪
1296
00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:52,589
♪ Baby♪♪ I'll be there for you
1297
00:59:52,632 --> 00:59:54,721
♪ You, you
1298
00:59:54,765 --> 00:59:58,507
♪ I've been searching high ♪ High, high♪
1299
00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:03,251
♪ I've been searching low...
1300
01:00:13,479 --> 01:00:15,176
Come on in. Get in there.
1301
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:18,789
Weirdo!
1302
01:00:26,579 --> 01:00:28,276
Did your teachers warn you
1303
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,801
that Mr. Cohen makes
funny noises?
1304
01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:32,454
Yeah.
1305
01:00:32,498 --> 01:00:35,414
She said you had...
Tour... Tour...
1306
01:00:35,457 --> 01:00:36,937
Tourette's syndrome.
1307
01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:38,635
Okay, anything
you want to know about it...
1308
01:00:38,678 --> 01:00:40,593
wah, wah, wah...
I want you to ask.
1309
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:41,594
Yes.
1310
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,769
Is it catching?
1311
01:00:42,813 --> 01:00:44,989
No, absolutely not.
1312
01:00:45,032 --> 01:00:47,034
You have to be born
with it like I was.
1313
01:00:47,078 --> 01:00:48,035
Mm-hmm?
1314
01:00:48,079 --> 01:00:50,255
Does it hurt?
1315
01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:52,083
Well, sometimes,
like when my neck jerks,
1316
01:00:52,126 --> 01:00:54,041
but the noises
do not hurt at all.
1317
01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:55,869
These are great questions.
1318
01:00:55,913 --> 01:00:57,088
Keep 'em coming.
1319
01:00:57,131 --> 01:00:59,699
It's okay. Ask anything...
1320
01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:00,831
about Tourette's.
Yes?
1321
01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:02,136
Can you go to movies?
1322
01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:03,747
Yes.
1323
01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:07,489
I can go to movies,
but sometimes I get kicked out,
1324
01:01:07,533 --> 01:01:08,752
and that makes me sad.
1325
01:01:10,536 --> 01:01:12,625
What's the bunny's name?
1326
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:15,584
Wa-Wa-Waffle.
1327
01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:17,717
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle?
1328
01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:21,286
His name is just Waffle.
1329
01:01:21,329 --> 01:01:22,722
All right, guys.
1330
01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:25,682
Any more questions
about Tourette's?
1331
01:01:27,858 --> 01:01:30,121
Anyone?
1332
01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:32,732
Are they ever going
to make you well, Mr. Cohen?
1333
01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:35,300
Well, right now
there's no medicine
1334
01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:37,476
that can cure Tourette's...
fi-fi... but it's okay.
1335
01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:38,782
I've learned to accept it.
1336
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:40,261
I don't let it run my life.
1337
01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:42,742
Uh-huh?
1338
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:46,528
What can't you do?
Like can you not eat?
1339
01:01:46,572 --> 01:01:48,661
I can eat. I eat a lot.
1340
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,142
In fact, I can do anything
that anybody else can do,
1341
01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:54,711
but there is... one thing
that Mr. Cohen can never do.
1342
01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:57,191
What is it?
1343
01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:06,287
Mr. Cohen can never play--
wa, wa-- hide and go seek.
1344
01:02:09,595 --> 01:02:11,075
Why can't you
play hide and seek?
1345
01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:12,946
'Cause they hear
him, stupid.
1346
01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:16,994
Well, that's the right answer,
but it's the wrong words.
1347
01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,299
Because there won't be
any name-calling
1348
01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:19,431
in Mr. Cohen's class.
1349
01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:20,737
Wa, wa.
1350
01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:21,738
Excuse me,
where you going?
1351
01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:22,826
Bathroom.
1352
01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:24,784
And what's
your name?
Thomas.
1353
01:02:24,828 --> 01:02:26,873
Okay, well, Thomas,
if you want to leave your seat
1354
01:02:26,917 --> 01:02:28,179
you have to ask
for permission.
1355
01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:30,747
Weirdo.
1356
01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:36,013
Bye, Mr. Cohen.
1357
01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:37,101
Bye, Gaylon.
1358
01:02:37,144 --> 01:02:38,929
Good-bye, Mr. Cohen.
1359
01:02:38,972 --> 01:02:40,234
Oh, bye, Heather. Ba, ba.
1360
01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:41,540
I'll see you tomorrow.
1361
01:02:43,324 --> 01:02:44,543
Ba, ba, ba.
1362
01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:46,675
I really like your
class, Mr. Cohen.
1363
01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:48,677
Oh, well,
thank you, Amanda.
1364
01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:49,635
How you doing,
Mr. Wright?
1365
01:02:49,678 --> 01:02:50,854
I'm fine.
1366
01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:55,380
Four Eyes!
Stop.
1367
01:02:55,423 --> 01:02:57,208
Four Eyes,
give them up.Leave me alone.
1368
01:02:57,251 --> 01:02:58,470
Okay, take
them, Thomas.
1369
01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:00,298
Eli, Thomas,
which one
1370
01:03:00,341 --> 01:03:01,734
of you guys
thinks that you
1371
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,562
can help me, huh?BOTH:
I can, I can!
1372
01:03:03,605 --> 01:03:05,042
All right,
here's the deal.
1373
01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:07,348
I need to get this ball
and put it back in that bin.
1374
01:03:07,392 --> 01:03:09,742
Why don't you guys
shoot for it.
1375
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,483
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
1376
01:03:11,526 --> 01:03:13,093
All right, Eli,
you win today.
1377
01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:14,616
Boom.Aw, man.
1378
01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:16,749
It's okay, Thomas.
You can help him.
1379
01:03:23,190 --> 01:03:25,497
Sorry I stuck you
with Thomas,
1380
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,673
but he was making
my class impossible.
1381
01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:30,371
He's got a whole alphabet
of problems.
1382
01:03:30,415 --> 01:03:33,418
ADD, ADHD, OCD.
1383
01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:35,812
You want my advice, you'll
pass him on to special ed.
1384
01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:36,813
No-- Ta, ta--
1385
01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:38,815
Ca, ca.
1386
01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:41,252
I can't, uh...
I can't do that.
1387
01:03:41,295 --> 01:03:43,602
Oh, see how you feel after
he's trashed a few classes.
1388
01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:44,995
He'll be all right.
1389
01:03:45,038 --> 01:03:46,866
I just need to get settled.
1390
01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:48,215
I can't wait
for tomorrow.
1391
01:03:48,259 --> 01:03:49,738
Okay.
1392
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:53,220
Fa, fa.
1393
01:03:53,264 --> 01:03:55,179
Wa, wa, ta.
1394
01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:02,577
Fa, fa, whop, whop.
1395
01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,666
Hup, hup, hup.
1396
01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:07,278
You make more noise
than my air horn.
1397
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:11,325
Sounds like you got a
healthy case of Tourette's.
1398
01:04:11,369 --> 01:04:13,893
I was just kiddin'
with you, son.
1399
01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:15,460
Got a dispatcher buddy with TS.
1400
01:04:15,503 --> 01:04:18,506
You ever need
1401
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,987
any cross-country hauling,
just call for Maxine.
1402
01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:23,250
Hey, um, do you have a card?
1403
01:04:23,294 --> 01:04:26,993
I wasn't being
serious, son.
1404
01:04:27,037 --> 01:04:28,603
Unless you're in
the shipping business.
1405
01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:29,778
No, I teach second grade.
1406
01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:32,042
Whop.
1407
01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:34,392
Here's my card.All right.
1408
01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:36,960
Maxine gave me a great idea
for a geography lesson.
1409
01:04:37,003 --> 01:04:38,744
Thank you so much, Maxine.You're welcome.
1410
01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:40,050
Safe trucking.
1411
01:04:41,747 --> 01:04:43,792
I found myself focusing
on teaching all the time.
1412
01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:48,841
Well, almost.
1413
01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:25,051
Know what I
just realized?
1414
01:05:25,095 --> 01:05:26,096
What?
1415
01:05:26,139 --> 01:05:27,140
Wa, wa.
1416
01:05:27,184 --> 01:05:29,055
All ducks have Tourette's.
1417
01:05:29,099 --> 01:05:31,231
Why is that?
1418
01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:34,974
Wa, wa. I don't know.
We're birds of a feather.
1419
01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:51,948
So it really doesn't
bother you, does it?
1420
01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:53,688
What?
1421
01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:55,603
You know what.
My Tourette's.
1422
01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:57,518
My noises.
1423
01:05:57,562 --> 01:06:02,610
Not when I compare them
to the noises other guys make.
1424
01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:06,397
You know, like braggers,
loud talkers,
1425
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:11,489
and those, like, egocentric,
humor-challenged idiots.
1426
01:06:11,532 --> 01:06:13,926
Seriously, no,
your noises don't
bother me at all.
1427
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,667
Long as you
keep me laughing.
1428
01:06:15,710 --> 01:06:16,755
Well, don't say that.
1429
01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:18,104
You know how I get
under pressure.
1430
01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:19,366
Ba, ba.Oh, I'm sorry.
1431
01:06:21,238 --> 01:06:23,414
My dad always said
I was going to marry someone
1432
01:06:23,457 --> 01:06:26,243
who made me laugh.
1433
01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:30,551
Not that that has
anything to do with...
1434
01:06:30,595 --> 01:06:31,857
with anything.
1435
01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:42,955
Say something.
1436
01:06:45,827 --> 01:06:47,612
Quack!
1437
01:06:47,655 --> 01:06:49,135
Hey, don't laugh.
1438
01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:51,616
That was a serious quack.
1439
01:06:51,659 --> 01:06:53,183
I got you, though.
1440
01:06:59,885 --> 01:07:01,365
Mr. Cohen.
1441
01:07:01,408 --> 01:07:02,931
Hey.
1442
01:07:02,975 --> 01:07:06,152
My mom said to ask
if it's okay.
1443
01:07:06,196 --> 01:07:07,980
Is what okay,
Heather?
1444
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,677
If I give this
to Waffle.
1445
01:07:09,721 --> 01:07:11,201
Bah!
1446
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:13,072
You tell your mom
that I said that's fine.
1447
01:07:13,116 --> 01:07:14,769
Okay?
1448
01:07:16,206 --> 01:07:18,295
Did he say it's okay?Yeah.
1449
01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:19,383
Feel okay?
1450
01:07:19,426 --> 01:07:20,471
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
1451
01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:23,039
I love you.
I love you, too.
1452
01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:25,432
You have
a good day, okay?Okay.
1453
01:07:25,476 --> 01:07:26,955
I'll see you
right after school.Okay.
1454
01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:28,348
Bye-bye.
1455
01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:39,620
Amanda?
1456
01:07:39,664 --> 01:07:41,144
Is everything
all right?
1457
01:07:41,187 --> 01:07:44,016
I want to be
in your class, Mr. Cohen.
1458
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,148
You are in my
class, Amanda.
1459
01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,149
Jup!
1460
01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:48,803
No, he made them
take me out.
1461
01:07:52,677 --> 01:07:53,895
See you after school,
honey, okay?
1462
01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:56,115
It's not fair!
1463
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:58,117
Is everything okay?
1464
01:07:58,161 --> 01:07:59,292
I'm Amanda's teacher,
Mr. Cohen... jup!
1465
01:07:59,336 --> 01:08:00,815
We met yesterday.Oh, no, no, no, there...
1466
01:08:00,859 --> 01:08:02,252
there's nothing wrong.
1467
01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:03,731
I just have to do
what's right for my daughter.
1468
01:08:03,775 --> 01:08:05,081
Come on, Amanda.
1469
01:08:06,473 --> 01:08:08,127
Come on.
1470
01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:14,568
He's concerned about Amanda's
ability to concentrate.
1471
01:08:14,612 --> 01:08:16,222
He just thought that
1472
01:08:16,266 --> 01:08:17,876
you'd make it
a little harder for her.
1473
01:08:17,919 --> 01:08:19,225
Can't he just give me a chance?
1474
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:20,966
Jup-jup!
We've only just started.
1475
01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:22,272
I pointed that out.
1476
01:08:22,315 --> 01:08:24,404
And?
He said
he's sympathetic,
1477
01:08:24,448 --> 01:08:27,886
but that Amanda needs,
as he put it,
1478
01:08:27,929 --> 01:08:29,975
a normal teacher.
Jup!
1479
01:08:30,018 --> 01:08:32,891
Don't take it to heart, Brad.
1480
01:08:32,934 --> 01:08:35,937
Parents are the hardest part
of the job.
1481
01:08:35,981 --> 01:08:38,723
All right, who can tell me
the names of the capitals
1482
01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:40,768
Maxine and her big, red truck
have passed through?
1483
01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:42,030
Anybody?CHILDREN:
Ooh, ooh!
1484
01:08:42,074 --> 01:08:43,945
Whoa, all these hands.
1485
01:08:43,989 --> 01:08:44,729
Wha-wha...
excuse me.
1486
01:08:44,772 --> 01:08:46,905
Excuse me.
1487
01:08:46,948 --> 01:08:48,385
Ah, man, who do I choose?
1488
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,082
Wha-wha.
1489
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,866
I don't know.
1490
01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:54,130
Oh... Heather.
1491
01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:56,784
Atlanta, Nashville,
1492
01:08:56,828 --> 01:08:58,351
um... Springfield?
1493
01:08:58,395 --> 01:09:00,179
That's great because
a lot of people
1494
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:01,441
think it's Chicago.
1495
01:09:01,485 --> 01:09:03,791
And, uh, this
is Springfield, right?
1496
01:09:03,835 --> 01:09:05,619
No!
1497
01:09:05,663 --> 01:09:07,491
That's Indianapolis.
1498
01:09:07,534 --> 01:09:08,796
Oh, that's right.
1499
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,928
What am I thinking?
1500
01:09:09,971 --> 01:09:11,712
This is Springfield.
1501
01:09:11,756 --> 01:09:13,801
No!
1502
01:09:13,845 --> 01:09:15,107
That's Columbus.
1503
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,717
Springfield's over
there, Mr. Cohen.
1504
01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:18,197
Where is it, Eli, over here?
1505
01:09:18,241 --> 01:09:19,546
- No!
- Wha-wha-wha!
1506
01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:20,982
Where is Springfield?
1507
01:09:21,026 --> 01:09:23,333
I don't know. You guys got
to point it out for me.
1508
01:09:23,376 --> 01:09:24,682
Point it out.
1509
01:09:24,725 --> 01:09:25,944
Point it out.
1510
01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:27,728
I-I don't see it still.
1511
01:09:31,819 --> 01:09:33,517
Oh, I see it.
1512
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:34,996
Wha-wha!
1513
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,216
You're telling me that
this is Springfield, right?
1514
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:39,784
Yes!
1515
01:09:39,827 --> 01:09:41,699
You don't have permission
to leave your seat, Thomas.
1516
01:09:41,742 --> 01:09:43,875
That's right:
Mr. Cohen has eyes
1517
01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:45,224
in the back of his head.
1518
01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:46,573
Go back and sit down, please.
1519
01:09:46,617 --> 01:09:48,227
And next time, ask.
1520
01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:50,142
But I need to sharpen my pencil.
1521
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,665
Now, Thomas.
1522
01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:53,189
Wha!
1523
01:09:53,232 --> 01:09:56,104
Wha!
1524
01:09:56,148 --> 01:09:57,889
All right, now,
where's Maxine
1525
01:09:57,932 --> 01:10:01,675
and her big, red truck
gonna be on Tuesday?
1526
01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:03,851
See you bright and
early tomorrow, David.
1527
01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,418
Jup-whup-whup!
1528
01:10:05,462 --> 01:10:07,290
All right... hey,
remember to walk.
1529
01:10:08,378 --> 01:10:09,770
I really like
your hat,
1530
01:10:09,814 --> 01:10:11,076
Mr. Cohen.
Oh, thank you,
Heather.
1531
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,512
I like your hair.
1532
01:10:12,556 --> 01:10:14,949
It's just short
'cause of the medicine.
1533
01:10:14,993 --> 01:10:16,429
Bye.
1534
01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:18,997
Hey, honey.
1535
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,825
Hi, Mom.
1536
01:10:22,566 --> 01:10:24,394
Um, can you wait right here
for just a minute?
1537
01:10:24,437 --> 01:10:25,438
Sure.
1538
01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:26,439
Okay.
1539
01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:28,920
Hey.
1540
01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:30,138
Um, I've been
meaning to come
1541
01:10:30,182 --> 01:10:31,227
speak to you
about...
1542
01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:32,967
I think I know.
Yeah.
1543
01:10:33,011 --> 01:10:35,840
Um, we were just reluctant
to tell anyone at first.
1544
01:10:35,883 --> 01:10:38,146
Of course, it was
only a matter of time
1545
01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:41,062
before the chemo
became obvious, so...
1546
01:10:41,106 --> 01:10:43,804
Wha... is, uh...
is she gonna be okay?
1547
01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:48,679
Um, Heather just loves
your class.
1548
01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:52,160
She can't wait to get
to school every day.
1549
01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:54,685
And, um, I'd be grateful
1550
01:10:54,728 --> 01:10:57,427
if you kept our secret
a little longer.
1551
01:10:57,470 --> 01:10:59,603
I just don't want her
to be singled out.
1552
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:01,779
Yeah.
1553
01:11:01,822 --> 01:11:03,607
Thanks.
1554
01:11:03,650 --> 01:11:06,087
All right, baby
girl, let's go.
1555
01:11:06,131 --> 01:11:07,524
Bye.
1556
01:11:10,135 --> 01:11:12,093
How about...
1557
01:11:12,137 --> 01:11:13,486
some ice cream?
1558
01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:15,314
Yeah.
Okay.
1559
01:11:17,969 --> 01:11:19,318
Uh-oh.
1560
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:20,928
What do you think?
What do you think?
1561
01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:22,365
I already have
that one. Wha!
What?
1562
01:11:22,408 --> 01:11:23,801
Looks great
on you, though.
1563
01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:28,545
Hey, what's wrong?
1564
01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:32,157
Oh, nothing. I'm just
focusing on school stuff.
1565
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:34,202
Can you focus on me
for a minute?
1566
01:11:34,246 --> 01:11:35,595
Sorry.
1567
01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,162
Hey, hey, hey,
try this one on.
1568
01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:38,511
It will make you
feel better.
1569
01:11:38,555 --> 01:11:39,512
Yeah.
1570
01:11:39,556 --> 01:11:40,687
Okay, yes.
1571
01:11:40,731 --> 01:11:41,819
Yeah?
Yes.
1572
01:11:41,862 --> 01:11:43,255
Really?
Oh, my goodness.
1573
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:45,083
This suits you--
mm-hmm.
1574
01:11:45,126 --> 01:11:46,476
More than you know.
1575
01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:51,307
I've, uh,
decided it's time
1576
01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:53,352
to go for my
master's degree.
1577
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,354
Wow.
1578
01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:57,487
Wow, does that...
1579
01:11:57,530 --> 01:11:59,619
does that mean
you'll be going away?
1580
01:11:59,663 --> 01:12:01,708
No, I'd go
locally... wha!
1581
01:12:01,752 --> 01:12:03,623
Anyhow, I have to pass
the entrance test
1582
01:12:03,667 --> 01:12:05,059
to graduate school
first, so...
1583
01:12:05,103 --> 01:12:07,148
Oh, wait, isn't that
like the SATs?
1584
01:12:07,192 --> 01:12:10,195
Do you have to take that
in a big room
1585
01:12:10,238 --> 01:12:11,718
with a lot
of people?
1586
01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:13,938
Yeah, they said I could have
a room all to myself. Wha!
1587
01:12:13,981 --> 01:12:15,113
Oh, good.
1588
01:12:15,156 --> 01:12:17,115
Tourette's does have
its privileges.
1589
01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:20,988
Would it bother you
if I did go away?
1590
01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:23,948
Of course it would.
Are you kidding me?
1591
01:12:23,991 --> 01:12:25,384
Get out of here.
1592
01:12:25,428 --> 01:12:26,559
Come here, I want to show you
something.
Crazy.
1593
01:12:28,779 --> 01:12:29,736
Next.
1594
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:31,477
Hey, uh...
1595
01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:32,913
Brad Cohen.
1596
01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:35,176
Brad Cohen.
1597
01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:36,743
Here you are, Mr. Cohen.
1598
01:12:36,787 --> 01:12:38,876
All right, I need you to take
this package,
1599
01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:40,181
and I need you to go
1600
01:12:40,225 --> 01:12:41,574
right in there for me.
1601
01:12:41,618 --> 01:12:44,577
I'm supposed to have
special accommodations.
1602
01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:47,319
I don't have
any notation of that.
1603
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:50,148
I mean, everybody tests
on the same conditions today.
1604
01:12:50,191 --> 01:12:52,542
Okay, yeah, but I called
and they said-- Wha! Wha!
1605
01:12:52,585 --> 01:12:55,240
they said that I could
have a space to myself.
1606
01:12:55,283 --> 01:12:57,155
You know what? I need you
1607
01:12:57,198 --> 01:12:58,765
to talk to the administrator
about that.
1608
01:12:58,809 --> 01:13:00,288
His office is right over there.
1609
01:13:00,332 --> 01:13:01,420
Ja!
1610
01:13:01,464 --> 01:13:02,639
I can't make
an exception.
1611
01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:03,640
Ja! Ja! Okay, but...
1612
01:13:03,683 --> 01:13:05,032
We're not set up
that way.
1613
01:13:05,076 --> 01:13:06,425
They promised-- Wha!
and I have the right
1614
01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:07,687
to special testing
accommodations.
1615
01:13:07,731 --> 01:13:09,297
Listen, I'm sorry
about your disability,
1616
01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:11,299
but there isn't anything
that I can do.
1617
01:13:11,343 --> 01:13:13,214
If you want to take
the test,
Ba! Ba!
1618
01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:14,825
you need to go in there now.Fa! Look at me.
1619
01:13:14,868 --> 01:13:18,002
How could anybody possibly
concentrate if I'm in that room?
1620
01:13:18,045 --> 01:13:21,658
Ja! Ja!Listen, I have to start
the exam now.
1621
01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,442
Wha!
1622
01:13:23,486 --> 01:13:24,661
Do you need me
to call you a doctor?
1623
01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:26,706
Isn't there anyone
you could call for help?
1624
01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:27,881
Fa! Fa!
1625
01:13:27,925 --> 01:13:30,667
Brad, calm down.
I can't understand you.
1626
01:13:30,710 --> 01:13:33,104
But they said you could
take it alone?
1627
01:13:33,147 --> 01:13:35,236
Okay, all right, no problem.
1628
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,324
I'll be right there.
1629
01:13:36,368 --> 01:13:37,369
Did something happen?
1630
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:40,328
Wha! Wha! Fa! Fa! Ja!
1631
01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:46,944
You can take the test.
1632
01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:49,207
And you'll have a
room to yourself.
1633
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,687
What did you say
to them? Fa!
1634
01:13:50,730 --> 01:13:54,430
The magic word:
lawsuit.
1635
01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:57,041
I gotta get to work.
1636
01:13:57,084 --> 01:13:57,824
Hey, Dad...
1637
01:13:57,868 --> 01:13:58,825
Yeah?
1638
01:13:58,869 --> 01:14:00,610
Thanks.
1639
01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:02,438
Good luck
on the test.
1640
01:14:07,965 --> 01:14:09,967
As it turned out,
1641
01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:11,969
I needed more than just dad's
good luck.
1642
01:14:12,012 --> 01:14:13,797
I needed time.Ra! Ra!
1643
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:17,061
Ja! Ja! With the clock and my
Tourette's ticking away
1644
01:14:17,104 --> 01:14:19,890
I failed to get all the way
through the test.
1645
01:14:19,933 --> 01:14:21,587
Ja!
1646
01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:26,287
Ja! Ha!
1647
01:14:29,029 --> 01:14:30,988
Ja! Ja! Fa!
Fa! Fa!
1648
01:14:31,031 --> 01:14:32,555
Good job, guys.
1649
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:34,165
Thomas, I am so proud of you.
Wha! Wha!
1650
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,558
Thank you, Mr. Cohen.
1651
01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,647
Wow, look at that
1652
01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:39,300
turkey, Heather.Thank you.
1653
01:14:39,344 --> 01:14:40,867
So,
1654
01:14:40,911 --> 01:14:43,217
are you gonna have
a big Thanksgiving this year?
1655
01:14:43,261 --> 01:14:44,567
Uh-huh. Mom says
1656
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:45,959
all my grandparents
are gonna come.
1657
01:14:46,003 --> 01:14:47,787
Well, that
sounds special.
1658
01:14:47,831 --> 01:14:49,615
Except when they cry.
1659
01:14:49,659 --> 01:14:51,965
Ba!
They try to hide it,
but I always see them.
1660
01:14:54,098 --> 01:14:55,795
Ba!
1661
01:14:55,839 --> 01:14:58,319
Can I pet Waffle?
1662
01:14:58,363 --> 01:14:59,843
You bet you can pet Waffle.
1663
01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:03,499
Are you gonna have a good
Thanksgiving, Mr. Cohen?
1664
01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:05,457
Yes, I am.
1665
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,503
Me and Waffle are gonna
take a little trip
1666
01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:09,026
to see my mom
in Saint Louis.
1667
01:15:09,069 --> 01:15:10,375
I know where that is!
1668
01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:11,768
Oh, yeah. Wha! Wha!
1669
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:17,600
Well, that is super,
Heather.
1670
01:15:17,643 --> 01:15:19,384
That's exactly
where it is.
1671
01:15:19,427 --> 01:15:20,907
Now, do me a favor,
will you?
Hmm?
1672
01:15:20,951 --> 01:15:22,996
And I'm going to trust
you to take good care
1673
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,432
of my friend Waffle.
1674
01:15:24,476 --> 01:15:25,521
All right?
Sure.
1675
01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:26,826
And I will be
right back.
1676
01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:28,132
Mm-hmm.
1677
01:15:28,175 --> 01:15:29,699
Hi, Amanda.
1678
01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:32,919
Shouldn't you be
in your class?
1679
01:15:32,963 --> 01:15:35,095
All right, come on.
I'll walk you to your room.
1680
01:15:35,139 --> 01:15:36,880
Why can't I be
1681
01:15:36,923 --> 01:15:38,708
in your class,
Mr. Cohen?
1682
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:40,710
Well, uh, your father
had to do
1683
01:15:40,753 --> 01:15:42,146
what was best
for you, Amanda.
1684
01:15:42,189 --> 01:15:43,190
Ja! Ja!
1685
01:15:43,234 --> 01:15:44,278
And you know what?
1686
01:15:44,322 --> 01:15:45,584
You've got a great
teacher.
1687
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:46,585
Okay.
1688
01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:48,544
See you later,
Mr. Cohen.
1689
01:16:01,426 --> 01:16:03,341
Ja!
1690
01:16:05,473 --> 01:16:07,867
Busted.
1691
01:16:07,911 --> 01:16:10,087
Where did you learn those words,
Thomas?
1692
01:16:13,003 --> 01:16:14,613
You know
you're not supposed
1693
01:16:14,657 --> 01:16:16,833
to leave the class
without asking.
1694
01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:18,748
Well, you're going
to clean that up. Ja!
1695
01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:20,619
Ja! And then, uh,
1696
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,926
you're on detention--
no recess.
1697
01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:25,581
But you do get an "A"
for spelling.
1698
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:30,411
You can't read it if you
don't open it, Thomas.
1699
01:16:30,455 --> 01:16:32,413
I hate reading.
1700
01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:37,680
So do I.
1701
01:16:37,723 --> 01:16:38,985
You do?
Yeah.
1702
01:16:39,029 --> 01:16:39,899
Reading's really hard for me.
1703
01:16:42,293 --> 01:16:44,251
It's not hard for you.
1704
01:16:44,295 --> 01:16:45,470
You're a teacher.
1705
01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:46,950
You want to bet?
1706
01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:48,125
Let's play a game.
1707
01:16:48,168 --> 01:16:49,517
You be Mr. Cohen
1708
01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:50,736
trying to read,
1709
01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:53,739
and I will be Tourette's
syndrome, okay?
1710
01:16:53,783 --> 01:16:55,741
Read this page.
1711
01:16:55,785 --> 01:16:57,395
"Once upon a time...Wha! Wha!
1712
01:16:57,438 --> 01:16:58,396
Wha!
1713
01:16:58,439 --> 01:16:59,397
Keep reading.
1714
01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:02,792
"...upon
1715
01:17:02,835 --> 01:17:04,141
a time, there was a..."
1716
01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:05,316
That itches!
1717
01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:06,578
Does it itch a little
bit? All right.
1718
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,971
Keep reading.
1719
01:17:08,014 --> 01:17:09,189
"...there was a..."
1720
01:17:09,233 --> 01:17:11,757
Hey, Thomas!
1721
01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:13,193
All right, that's
hard, isn't it?
1722
01:17:13,237 --> 01:17:14,760
It's hard to concentrate.
Fa! Fa! Fa!
1723
01:17:14,804 --> 01:17:16,762
That's how hard
reading is for me.
1724
01:17:16,806 --> 01:17:18,764
It's not that hard
for you, is it?
1725
01:17:18,808 --> 01:17:20,984
No, it's easy for me.
1726
01:17:21,027 --> 01:17:24,378
But how can you be a teacher
if you hate books?
1727
01:17:24,422 --> 01:17:26,380
Hate books?
1728
01:17:26,424 --> 01:17:28,208
I don't hate books.
1729
01:17:28,252 --> 01:17:29,819
Everything in the world
is in books.
1730
01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:32,125
I just have to work
extra hard to get it out.
1731
01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:34,171
I'm not going to give
up on you, buddy.
1732
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,476
Okay?
1733
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:36,782
And I'm not going to let
you give up on yourself.
1734
01:17:36,826 --> 01:17:38,175
Now keep reading.
Right here.
1735
01:17:38,218 --> 01:17:41,221
"Once upon a time
there was a..."
Wha! Fa! Fa!
1736
01:17:41,265 --> 01:17:44,224
"magi... magi...
magi..."
1737
01:17:44,268 --> 01:17:46,574
Ma-gi-cian.
1738
01:17:46,618 --> 01:17:50,143
"A magician who met a small boy.
1739
01:17:50,187 --> 01:17:52,929
"A small boy who was trying
to pull a big sword
Wha!
1740
01:17:52,972 --> 01:17:54,931
out of a big rock."
1741
01:17:54,974 --> 01:17:56,628
Weird.
1742
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,195
Why would a sword be in a rock?
1743
01:17:58,238 --> 01:18:00,197
Well,
1744
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:02,765
I don't know,
but if you, uh,
1745
01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:04,549
keep reading, you might
just find out.
1746
01:18:04,592 --> 01:18:06,203
"The magician told
1747
01:18:06,246 --> 01:18:09,554
"the small boy that
whoever could pull the sword
1748
01:18:09,597 --> 01:18:11,599
"out of the rock
1749
01:18:11,643 --> 01:18:14,559
would be the true king."
1750
01:18:15,647 --> 01:18:17,562
Cool.
1751
01:18:21,087 --> 01:18:22,436
Keep going.
What happens next?
1752
01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:31,141
♪ Love will see you through
1753
01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:34,318
♪ I've been searching high
1754
01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:36,146
♪ I've been searching high
1755
01:18:36,189 --> 01:18:38,626
♪ And I've been
searching low ♪
1756
01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:40,672
♪ I've been searching low
1757
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:44,676
♪ Wanna spend my life
1758
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:48,419
♪ With you
1759
01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:51,248
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba-ba
1760
01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:52,336
♪ Ba-da-ba....
1761
01:18:52,379 --> 01:18:54,338
Hey, what's wrong?
1762
01:18:54,381 --> 01:18:56,166
I'm so nervous.
1763
01:18:56,209 --> 01:18:57,602
What's there to be
nervous about?
1764
01:18:57,645 --> 01:18:58,951
You're just going
to meet my mom.
1765
01:18:58,995 --> 01:18:59,952
Wha!
Thank you.
1766
01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:00,910
That-that's helpful.
1767
01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:02,912
And Jeff!
1768
01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:05,131
And my aunts and uncles.
1769
01:19:05,175 --> 01:19:08,265
And anybody I've ever loved
in my entire life.
1770
01:19:11,834 --> 01:19:13,400
Prepare yourself.
This is big.
1771
01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:14,880
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
1772
01:19:14,924 --> 01:19:15,881
That's right.
1773
01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:17,883
Prepare yourself.
1774
01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:22,975
Oh, you're here!
1775
01:19:23,019 --> 01:19:24,977
Oh, hi!
1776
01:19:25,021 --> 01:19:26,544
I can't believe
I'm finally...
1777
01:19:26,587 --> 01:19:27,458
Oh, Nancy!Hi.
1778
01:19:27,501 --> 01:19:28,502
Oh!
1779
01:19:28,546 --> 01:19:29,808
Oh, my God!
1780
01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:31,636
You're even prettier
than I thought!
1781
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:34,204
Brad has told me so much
about you, Mrs. Cohen.
1782
01:19:34,247 --> 01:19:35,640
Oh, Ellen.
Well, that's more
1783
01:19:35,683 --> 01:19:37,163
than he tells me
about you.
Wha-what?
1784
01:19:37,207 --> 01:19:38,730
What? I tell you
all about Nancy.
1785
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,253
Oh, you never tell me
the real stuff.
1786
01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:42,168
Come on, Nancy.
Bobo, get the bags, honey.
1787
01:19:42,212 --> 01:19:43,517
Yes, Bobo, get on that.
1788
01:19:43,561 --> 01:19:44,867
- Thanks.
- So are you exhausted?
1789
01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:46,303
No.Oh, good,
1790
01:19:46,346 --> 01:19:47,434
because we have
a pedicure
1791
01:19:47,478 --> 01:19:48,218
appointment in an hour.
1792
01:19:48,261 --> 01:19:50,002
Oh.
1793
01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:51,482
This is Nancy.Hi.
1794
01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:53,484
Who I was telling you about.So nice to meet you.
1795
01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:54,833
And, don't wait... Janice.Oh, okay.
1796
01:19:54,877 --> 01:19:56,443
Hi.
Here come and
meet-- Nancy.
1797
01:19:56,487 --> 01:19:57,967
Hello.
1798
01:19:58,010 --> 01:19:59,838
And one other person
over here.
Mom's going
1799
01:19:59,882 --> 01:20:01,622
a little overboard making
Nancy feel like family.
1800
01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:03,450
Is that a possibility?
1801
01:20:03,494 --> 01:20:04,625
Her being family?
1802
01:20:04,669 --> 01:20:06,018
I don't know. Ja!
1803
01:20:06,062 --> 01:20:09,282
I mean, you know,
I know, but I don't...
1804
01:20:09,326 --> 01:20:11,023
I don't, I don't,
I don't know.
Oh, yeah,
it's serious.
1805
01:20:11,067 --> 01:20:13,025
Has she met Dad?
No.
1806
01:20:13,069 --> 01:20:14,244
No, no, no, no, no.
1807
01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:15,680
No.What are you waiting for?
1808
01:20:15,723 --> 01:20:16,855
Hey, back off, will ya?
1809
01:20:16,899 --> 01:20:18,465
Ja!
1810
01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:20,511
Like a horse.That was his favorite bike.
1811
01:20:20,554 --> 01:20:22,339
And he ended up
falling flat.
He loved that.
1812
01:20:22,382 --> 01:20:24,341
And then he hit his head
straight against the curb.
1813
01:20:24,384 --> 01:20:26,343
Yeah.
Gave himself
a concussion.
1814
01:20:26,386 --> 01:20:27,518
Oh.
1815
01:20:27,561 --> 01:20:28,954
Will you excuse me?
1816
01:20:28,998 --> 01:20:30,260
Nancy's needed
in the kitchen.
1817
01:20:30,303 --> 01:20:31,957
I'm just going to steal
her for one second.
1818
01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:33,959
Needed in the kitchen.
1819
01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:37,789
Are you rescuing me?
1820
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,573
'Cause I don't
need rescuing.
1821
01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:41,837
Uh, I do.
1822
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:43,577
Ja! Ja!
What's going on?
1823
01:20:43,621 --> 01:20:45,841
How was your pedicure?
1824
01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:49,192
If you're wondering what
your mom and I talked about,
1825
01:20:49,235 --> 01:20:51,194
we talked about you.
1826
01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:53,196
And us.
1827
01:20:53,239 --> 01:20:55,415
Is something wrong?
1828
01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:57,417
I was just wondering
1829
01:20:57,461 --> 01:20:59,202
if I told you...
1830
01:20:59,245 --> 01:21:01,073
Ja!
1831
01:21:03,075 --> 01:21:05,991
I love you.
1832
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:17,916
I mean, it just...
it scares me, right?
1833
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,744
I never thought
about it before.
1834
01:21:19,787 --> 01:21:20,919
Ho!
1835
01:21:20,963 --> 01:21:22,486
I never dared think
about it. Ja!
1836
01:21:22,529 --> 01:21:24,488
Look, Brad.
Jo!
1837
01:21:24,531 --> 01:21:27,056
She understands
about your noises.
1838
01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:28,927
She doesn't care.
1839
01:21:28,971 --> 01:21:30,668
You know, you make
her happy.
1840
01:21:30,711 --> 01:21:32,496
She told me that, Brad.
1841
01:21:32,539 --> 01:21:34,019
You make her laugh.
1842
01:21:34,063 --> 01:21:35,934
Ja!
1843
01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:37,240
Well, what if one day
she stops laughing?
1844
01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:39,329
Ra!
1845
01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:41,331
What if one day
1846
01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:43,942
she gets fed up
1847
01:21:43,986 --> 01:21:46,118
of living with someone
who... Ja! Ja! Ra!
1848
01:21:46,162 --> 01:21:48,294
Ja! Ja!
1849
01:21:48,338 --> 01:21:51,036
Shh.
1850
01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:57,521
I just...
1851
01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:59,566
I don't want to hurt her, Mom.
1852
01:21:59,610 --> 01:22:00,959
Maybe you don't want
to get hurt.
1853
01:22:05,050 --> 01:22:07,052
Both.
1854
01:22:07,096 --> 01:22:09,098
The only thing
1855
01:22:09,141 --> 01:22:11,100
that can hurt either of you
is if you
1856
01:22:11,143 --> 01:22:13,276
let Tourette's drive
her away from you.
1857
01:22:13,319 --> 01:22:15,800
If you let it win.
1858
01:22:20,587 --> 01:22:22,938
Ja! Ja!
1859
01:22:22,981 --> 01:22:25,549
Heather's mother had called
1860
01:22:25,592 --> 01:22:28,421
to say Heather was no longer
able to attend school.
1861
01:22:28,465 --> 01:22:31,163
So the class all pitched in
to cheer her up.
1862
01:22:31,207 --> 01:22:32,599
Oh, wow, look at this table.
1863
01:22:32,643 --> 01:22:33,774
Wha! Wha! Wha!
1864
01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:35,907
Looks very good. Ja!
1865
01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:38,344
Oh, this looks great
over here. Wha!
1866
01:22:38,388 --> 01:22:39,215
Ra! Ra!
1867
01:22:39,258 --> 01:22:41,565
Ja!
1868
01:22:51,531 --> 01:22:53,969
The news we'd all been dreading came a few weeks later.
1869
01:23:00,671 --> 01:23:02,020
Ra!
1870
01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:03,848
Hey.Hi, Mr. Cohen.
1871
01:23:03,891 --> 01:23:05,458
What's up, Henry?
1872
01:23:05,502 --> 01:23:06,851
Hi.
1873
01:23:06,894 --> 01:23:08,940
Hey, Eli.Hi, Mr. Cohen.
1874
01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,811
Hey, Mr. Cohen.What's up, Gaylon?
1875
01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:12,683
These are my
grandparents,Hi.
1876
01:23:12,726 --> 01:23:14,076
James and Shirley.
1877
01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:15,642
Ra!
1878
01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:22,998
Ja!
1879
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:25,000
Wha!
Sir,
1880
01:23:25,043 --> 01:23:26,131
they're about to start
the service.
1881
01:23:26,175 --> 01:23:28,003
You, you go ahead.
1882
01:23:35,619 --> 01:23:38,622
Mr. Cohen?
1883
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,624
Aren't you coming in?
1884
01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:42,060
I'm sorry. Ja!
1885
01:23:42,104 --> 01:23:44,062
I thought I could, but I, uh,
1886
01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:45,672
I think I'd be too disruptive.
1887
01:23:45,716 --> 01:23:47,413
Ja!
1888
01:23:47,457 --> 01:23:50,460
You made such a huge difference
in Heather's life.
1889
01:23:50,503 --> 01:23:52,157
You were her favorite teacher.
1890
01:23:54,464 --> 01:23:57,728
Please don't leave
without saying good-bye to her.
1891
01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:10,523
Ja! Ja!
1892
01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:11,611
Bop! Bop!
1893
01:24:17,443 --> 01:24:19,097
Ra! Ra!
1894
01:24:33,242 --> 01:24:35,940
Ja.
1895
01:25:02,575 --> 01:25:05,317
Okay, Thomas, what is
your team's word? Wah! Wah!
1896
01:25:05,361 --> 01:25:07,667
Weird!"Weird."
1897
01:25:07,711 --> 01:25:09,452
Anybody not
on Thomas' team
1898
01:25:09,495 --> 01:25:11,367
know what that word means? Bop!Strange.
1899
01:25:11,410 --> 01:25:13,108
Creepy.Scary.
1900
01:25:15,197 --> 01:25:17,460
- Very Good.
- Wah! Wah!
1901
01:25:17,503 --> 01:25:19,244
Who can use the word
"weird" in a sentence?
1902
01:25:19,288 --> 01:25:20,593
- Wah! Wah! Wah!
- Ooh, me! Me!
1903
01:25:20,637 --> 01:25:22,813
25, 30, 35, 40.
1904
01:25:22,856 --> 01:25:24,249
40, the girl in the pigtails,
50-- Gaylon!
1905
01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:27,122
I like weird movies.
1906
01:25:27,165 --> 01:25:29,950
Sorry, Mr. Cohen,
I know you
1907
01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:32,127
can't go to them 'cause you get
thrown out at the movie theater.
1908
01:25:32,170 --> 01:25:33,911
Well, that's okay, Gaylon.
1909
01:25:33,954 --> 01:25:36,914
Boom! 'Cause I can rent movies,
and I also like weird movies.
1910
01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:39,177
Drop! Wah! Bop! Wah!
1911
01:25:39,221 --> 01:25:40,700
So weird is
a good word, right?
1912
01:25:40,744 --> 01:25:42,224
But what if someone
comes up to you
1913
01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:44,791
and they say, uh,
"Hey, you!
1914
01:25:44,835 --> 01:25:46,967
Yeah, you, I'm talking to you.
You're weird."
1915
01:25:48,099 --> 01:25:49,535
Is it still a good word?
1916
01:25:49,579 --> 01:25:52,582
No.
1917
01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:53,887
What's that?
1918
01:25:53,931 --> 01:25:55,237
I want to see.
Come on!
1919
01:25:57,326 --> 01:25:59,197
Okay, everyone,
stay in your seats.
1920
01:26:01,025 --> 01:26:02,722
It's Maxine and Big Red.Yeah!
1921
01:26:02,766 --> 01:26:04,898
Mr. Cohen,
can we go see them?
1922
01:26:06,378 --> 01:26:08,467
Okay, but everyone,
inside voices.
1923
01:26:08,511 --> 01:26:10,121
Everyone, line up by the door,
and no running.
1924
01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:11,644
Wah!
1925
01:26:11,688 --> 01:26:13,168
Bop! Bop!
1926
01:26:22,742 --> 01:26:24,222
Go.
1927
01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:26,442
Shh! Shh!
1928
01:26:26,485 --> 01:26:28,008
Ja!
1929
01:26:34,232 --> 01:26:36,147
Tanner, you got it.
1930
01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,670
Yeah, exactly,
exactly.
1931
01:26:37,714 --> 01:26:38,802
That's called
a pigtail.
1932
01:26:38,845 --> 01:26:40,020
Eli, get in there, man.
1933
01:26:40,064 --> 01:26:41,413
All right, but be careful.
1934
01:26:47,463 --> 01:26:48,681
What do you think of it?
Pretty cool, huh?
1935
01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:51,031
Eli!
1936
01:26:51,075 --> 01:26:52,207
What did I tell you?
1937
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,034
All right, no
pulling the horn.
1938
01:26:54,078 --> 01:26:55,862
Or else you guys
are coming down.
1939
01:26:55,906 --> 01:26:57,255
Sorry, Maxine.
1940
01:26:57,299 --> 01:26:59,431
That's all right.
Wah-wah!
1941
01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:01,085
Kids will be kids.
Yes.
1942
01:27:01,128 --> 01:27:03,261
Yeah. Yeah, they will.
1943
01:27:07,178 --> 01:27:08,701
They still getting along?
1944
01:27:10,137 --> 01:27:11,704
Well, it looks like it.
1945
01:27:11,748 --> 01:27:13,271
Give 'em time.
1946
01:27:13,315 --> 01:27:15,317
Wah!
1947
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,797
Ho!
1948
01:27:17,841 --> 01:27:19,930
Bop! Oh!
1949
01:27:19,973 --> 01:27:21,279
I like Nancy.
1950
01:27:21,323 --> 01:27:24,064
She reminds me of your
mom when we first met.
1951
01:27:24,108 --> 01:27:25,240
They don't look
anything alike.
1952
01:27:25,283 --> 01:27:26,719
I'm not talking about looks.
1953
01:27:26,763 --> 01:27:28,417
I'm talking about that
1954
01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:30,462
spark, you know,
that spirit.
1955
01:27:30,506 --> 01:27:33,030
That, uh,
je ne sais quoi.
1956
01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:35,598
How are things at school?
1957
01:27:35,641 --> 01:27:37,339
Oh, you know...
1958
01:27:37,382 --> 01:27:38,949
We got more books
than bookcases,
1959
01:27:38,992 --> 01:27:41,473
roof leaks,
budget cutbacks...
1960
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:45,825
A little worried they might not
ask me back next year. Ja.
1961
01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:47,262
There's plenty of teachers
1962
01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:49,002
with a lot more experience
than me.
1963
01:27:49,046 --> 01:27:51,483
I'm proud of you, regardless.
1964
01:27:51,527 --> 01:27:52,919
Drop!
1965
01:27:52,963 --> 01:27:54,704
Doesn't feel that way. Wah!
1966
01:27:54,747 --> 01:27:57,184
Why do I feel like
you're still embarrassed by me?
1967
01:27:57,228 --> 01:27:58,925
Drop! Wah!
1968
01:27:58,969 --> 01:28:00,536
And it's okay, Dad.
You can admit it.
1969
01:28:00,579 --> 01:28:01,711
You're not trying
to start something, are you?
1970
01:28:01,754 --> 01:28:03,539
No, no-no, but,
you know, we're talking.
1971
01:28:03,582 --> 01:28:05,541
Fa. And, uh, it's good,
so let's talk.
1972
01:28:07,412 --> 01:28:09,284
I've always been
an embarrassment to you.
1973
01:28:09,327 --> 01:28:12,069
I have, haven't I? Even when
you used to come to visit me,
1974
01:28:12,112 --> 01:28:13,853
you used to squirm when
all those eyeballs
would click my way.
1975
01:28:13,897 --> 01:28:15,768
Drop, wah!
1976
01:28:15,812 --> 01:28:17,509
You've never been
able to accept it.
1977
01:28:25,343 --> 01:28:26,605
You're right.
Drop!
1978
01:28:28,172 --> 01:28:30,696
It is tough
being with you sometimes.
1979
01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:32,698
I hate it when we
go to restaurants
1980
01:28:32,742 --> 01:28:33,917
and people give
you those looks.
1981
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,614
Sometimes I want to just...
1982
01:28:41,185 --> 01:28:44,144
I just feel so helpless.
1983
01:28:44,188 --> 01:28:46,495
You know, I've always been a guy
who could fix things.
1984
01:28:46,538 --> 01:28:48,714
Ja.
But the one thing
I could never fix
1985
01:28:48,758 --> 01:28:50,368
was the one thing
that was hurting you most.
1986
01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:51,978
It doesn't need fixing. Bah!
1987
01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:53,328
Nobody can fix it.
1988
01:28:54,677 --> 01:28:56,983
I know. I know.
1989
01:28:59,943 --> 01:29:04,513
But... maybe it's my fault.
1990
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:08,734
Maybe I gave it to you.
1991
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:19,876
I think these babies are done.
1992
01:29:19,919 --> 01:29:21,181
Ja!
1993
01:29:21,225 --> 01:29:23,053
Come on, guys.
1994
01:29:23,096 --> 01:29:24,533
We only got two minutes
until the media center closes.
1995
01:29:24,576 --> 01:29:25,882
Hurry up back there.
1996
01:29:25,925 --> 01:29:27,536
Stay to the side, guys.
Stay to the side.
1997
01:29:27,579 --> 01:29:28,624
What did I tell you?
1998
01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:30,190
Guys in the back,
come on, hurry up.
1999
01:29:34,673 --> 01:29:36,327
Dad? Bah!
2000
01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:38,024
What are you, uh...
what are you doing here?
2001
01:29:38,068 --> 01:29:39,243
You said you needed
bookshelves, didn't you?
2002
01:29:39,286 --> 01:29:41,941
Your father's built us
2003
01:29:41,985 --> 01:29:43,769
new bookshelves
for the library.
2004
01:29:43,813 --> 01:29:45,423
Things are a little
slow at the office.
2005
01:29:48,731 --> 01:29:49,601
This way, gentlemen.
2006
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:53,039
Oh, and I got you something
for your collection.
2007
01:29:58,393 --> 01:29:59,655
Put it on, Mr. Cohen.
2008
01:30:07,445 --> 01:30:09,665
A hard hat
for an extremely hard head.
2009
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,234
Hey, class, that's my dad.
2010
01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:17,412
- Hi, Mr. Cohen.
- Hi.
2011
01:30:20,197 --> 01:30:22,155
Come on.
2012
01:30:23,505 --> 01:30:25,855
Come on.
2013
01:30:25,898 --> 01:30:28,640
And-and Hilarie didn't say
what this was about?
2014
01:30:28,684 --> 01:30:31,600
No idea.We were at recess,
and she said
2015
01:30:31,643 --> 01:30:33,471
she needs to see you
in the classroom.Fah, fah!
2016
01:30:33,515 --> 01:30:34,951
I think it might be
about next year.
2017
01:30:39,651 --> 01:30:42,524
- Here he is.
- Brad, uh...
2018
01:30:42,567 --> 01:30:44,569
can you come over here
a minute, please?
2019
01:30:45,744 --> 01:30:47,616
Hilarie has got
an announcement to make.
2020
01:30:48,965 --> 01:30:50,662
Some of you
may have noticed
2021
01:30:50,706 --> 01:30:52,664
an observer hanging
around school
2022
01:30:52,708 --> 01:30:54,579
the last few weeks.
2023
01:30:54,623 --> 01:30:56,842
Well, he was here
to assess
2024
01:30:56,886 --> 01:30:59,410
one of our teachers,
Mr. Cohen.
2025
01:31:01,281 --> 01:31:03,327
And I'm here
to announce
2026
01:31:03,370 --> 01:31:06,504
that our very own Brad Cohen
2027
01:31:06,548 --> 01:31:08,811
has been chosen
from amongst
2028
01:31:08,854 --> 01:31:11,466
all new educators
in the state
Ra!
2029
01:31:11,509 --> 01:31:13,903
of Georgia to be
Sallie Mae's
2030
01:31:13,946 --> 01:31:17,210
First Year
Teacher of the Year.
2031
01:31:23,739 --> 01:31:26,524
As I look at my students,
I felt like a kid inside
2032
01:31:26,568 --> 01:31:30,702
because children look at life
differently than most adults.
2033
01:31:30,746 --> 01:31:33,270
They see the world and say,
2034
01:31:33,313 --> 01:31:36,273
"I will," not "I can't."
2035
01:31:36,316 --> 01:31:37,666
And so did I.
2036
01:31:45,456 --> 01:31:46,762
This shirt is too tight.
2037
01:31:46,805 --> 01:31:47,937
The label's digging
into my back.
2038
01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:49,504
I cut out the label out.
2039
01:31:49,547 --> 01:31:51,593
I don't know what
you're so nervous about.
Bah!
2040
01:31:51,636 --> 01:31:53,464
You're in front
of a crowd every day.
2041
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:55,161
Well, these aren't
second-graders.
2042
01:31:55,205 --> 01:31:56,598
You know. Wah, wah!
2043
01:31:56,641 --> 01:31:58,600
Oh, man, I wish I was invisible.
2044
01:31:58,643 --> 01:32:01,777
That is something you will
never have to worry about.
2045
01:32:01,820 --> 01:32:03,735
Hold still. Hold still.
2046
01:32:03,779 --> 01:32:05,955
...bring up Brad Cohen.
2047
01:32:05,998 --> 01:32:06,912
I love you.
2048
01:32:21,231 --> 01:32:23,494
Go, Mr. Cohen!
2049
01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,061
Go, Mr. Cohen, yeah!
2050
01:32:34,287 --> 01:32:35,506
Wah! Wah!
2051
01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,987
Wah-wah! Wah!
2052
01:32:38,030 --> 01:32:39,771
Wah, drop!
2053
01:32:41,773 --> 01:32:44,515
Come on, Bobo.
You can get through this.
2054
01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:46,735
Don't worry.
He's going to get through it.
2055
01:32:49,041 --> 01:32:52,610
The noise you just heard
is the Tourette's syndrome
2056
01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:54,569
I've been living with
since I was six years old.
2057
01:32:58,311 --> 01:33:01,619
I'm standing up here today
because the love and support
2058
01:33:01,663 --> 01:33:03,229
of a lot of people
put me up here.
2059
01:33:03,273 --> 01:33:06,276
Wah. My family,
2060
01:33:06,319 --> 01:33:08,931
my school family,
2061
01:33:08,974 --> 01:33:10,280
my students
2062
01:33:10,323 --> 01:33:12,630
and all my friends...
drop, wah!
2063
01:33:12,674 --> 01:33:15,111
I owe this award to all of them.
2064
01:33:15,154 --> 01:33:17,896
But I also owe it
to the toughest
2065
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:20,682
and-and most dedicated teacher
I have ever had:
2066
01:33:20,725 --> 01:33:24,207
my constant companion,
my Tourette's.
2067
01:33:28,385 --> 01:33:29,952
Now, some of you may think
that's pretty weird
2068
01:33:29,995 --> 01:33:31,606
to thank a disability.
2069
01:33:31,649 --> 01:33:32,955
And calling it
a "great teacher,"
2070
01:33:32,998 --> 01:33:35,435
that's really weird--
wah, wah!
2071
01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:37,699
I mean, what could I possibly
learn from a disability?
2072
01:33:46,708 --> 01:33:48,840
Yes, Gaylon.
2073
01:33:48,884 --> 01:33:50,929
You learned
to keep going.
2074
01:33:56,065 --> 01:33:57,719
Eli?
2075
01:33:57,762 --> 01:34:00,199
You learned
not to let it stop you.
2076
01:34:05,204 --> 01:34:06,292
Yes, Thomas?
2077
01:34:06,336 --> 01:34:07,598
You learned to not let it win.
2078
01:34:10,993 --> 01:34:13,038
That's right.
2079
01:34:13,082 --> 01:34:16,085
Ba! Coping with my Tourette's
2080
01:34:16,128 --> 01:34:17,695
has taught me
the most valuable lesson
2081
01:34:17,739 --> 01:34:20,002
that anyone could ever learn.
2082
01:34:20,045 --> 01:34:23,396
And that is to never let
anything stop you
2083
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:25,224
from chasing your dream. Wah!
2084
01:34:25,268 --> 01:34:27,879
From working.
2085
01:34:27,923 --> 01:34:30,577
Or playing.
2086
01:34:30,621 --> 01:34:33,015
Or falling in love.
2087
01:34:36,192 --> 01:34:37,889
That's right. Ja!
2088
01:34:39,412 --> 01:34:40,892
Coping with my Tourette's has
2089
01:34:40,936 --> 01:34:42,285
taught me the most
valuable lesson that...
2090
01:34:44,330 --> 01:34:46,071
Yes, Thomas?Can you bring that award
2091
01:34:46,115 --> 01:34:48,117
to show-and-tell on Monday?
2092
01:34:57,387 --> 01:34:59,302
You bet.
2093
01:35:04,307 --> 01:35:06,004
Yay, Mr. Cohen!
2094
01:35:45,130 --> 01:35:46,784
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