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SUCK ON THAT,
YOU LITTLE BITCH.
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GOOD SHOT!
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GOD, I'M GOOD.
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YOU'RE ON FIRE, ZEEMAN!
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THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL
THE PROVERBIAL ZONE, JOHNNY,
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A PLACE YOU'LL NEVER SEE.
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MAN,
LOOK AT THE TIME.
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UH, WHY DON'T
WE CALL IT A NIGHT?
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WE NEED
TO FINISH THE GAME.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO WIN, JOHNNY?
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IT'S A STUPID GAME.
LET IT GO!
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NO, WAIT!
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO--
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DON'T YOU DARE
PUT A SPIN ON THIS.
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GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.
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NOT A PROBLEM,
YOU PSYCHOPATH!
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YOU'LL NEVER
SEE ME AGAIN!
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CALL YOU TOMORROW.
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OK.
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CALL YOU TOMORROW.
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OK.
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AND ANOTHER THING--
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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[SQUEAKS RASPILY]
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[SLURPING]
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[SNIP SNIP SNIP]
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HI, JOHNNY!
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HEY, PAULA.
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SO HOW'S
SCHOOL GOING?
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PRETTY GOOD.
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SOCIAL LIFE?
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WHO, CLAY?
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NO!
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THAT GIRL
YOU'VE BEEN AFTER.
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WHAT GIRL?
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THE ONE WE TALK
ABOUT ALL THE TIME.
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WHAT GIRL?
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THE ONE WE TALK
ABOUT ALL THE TIME.
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU'VE
KNOWN YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
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THE BRUNETTE?
SHE'S SMART, FUNNY...
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SHE'S THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS THE REAL YOU?
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DOES THIS
RING A BELL, JOHNNY?
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I CAN NEVER FIND
THE RIGHT TIME.
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WE'VE BEEN
FRIENDS FOREVER.
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JUST TELL ME HER NAME,
FOR GOODNESS SAKES.
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THIS IS GETTING OLD.
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ALL RIGHT, PAULA.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'S TIME I TOLD YOU.
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IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH.
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THE PERSON
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH
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FOR AS LONG
AS I CAN REMEMBER IS--
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HEY, PAULA.
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OH, CHIP,
YOU'RE EARLY.
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JOHNNY,
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?
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WAIT, I THOUGHT
YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM.
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WE DID. THIS IS
JUST A GRUDGE FUCK.
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[MOANING]
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[GROANING]
OH, SMACK IT!
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Chip: YEAH!
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[SNIFF]
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[YELPS]
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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THE VICODIN'S
FOR MY BACK PAIN.
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UNDERSTOOD?
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[BEEP]
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[PANTING] UHH!
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I SAID NO.
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NOW LET'S GO TO BED.
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[FARTS]
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EWW!
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[SNORING]
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Old woman, sinisterly:
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
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GRANDMA?
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IS THAT YOU?
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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THIS IS MY ROOM!
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
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[CHUCKLES]
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[TRILLS LIKE ENGINE] AAH!
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[BUZZING]
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[SQUEAKING AND MUTTERING]
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[SNARLS]
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[ASIAN ACCENT] YOU'LL NEVER
TAKE US ALIVE, ANGUS! NEVER!
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[GROWLS]
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HUNH! HAH!
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[GROANING]
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[SNARLING]
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OOH! AH!
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AAH!
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[GROWLING AND MUTTERING]
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[RADIO PLAYING MUSIC]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[GROWLING]
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[ROARS]
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AAH!
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[SNARLS]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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WHAT?
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UH, SLOW DOWN, JOHNNY.
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NOW, WHY IS YOUR GRANDMA
TRYING TO KILL YOU?
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SHE WANTS MY ROOM!
YOU KNOW THAT!
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AND SHE PLANTED
A GILA MONSTER
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IN HERE LAST NIGHT
TO GET RID OF ME!
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WHERE IN THE HELL
DID THAT CRAZY OLD BITCH
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GET A GILA MONSTER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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Grandma:
I'LL GIVE YOU A HUMMER
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FOR THAT LIZARD
OVER THERE.
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WHOA.
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[SUCKING]
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THE INTERNET?
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NICE.
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SO, WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER?
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YOU'RE GOOD WITH WOMEN.
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OH, GOD! THE
LITTLE SON OF A BITCH
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IS PISSIN'
ON MY PERSIAN.
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JOHNNY, I DON'T
HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW.
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JUST COME OVER.
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WHAT PART OF "I'M GOING TO DIE"
DON'T YOU GET?!
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[SQUEALS]
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AAH!
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GET YOUR SMELLY ASS
DOWN FROM THERE
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AND CLEAN THIS MESS UP.
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HEY!
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HEH HEH HEH!
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HEY, LOOK!
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GODZILLA!
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Grandma: GET READY
FOR ROUND 2!
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LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I'M ALREADY LATE
FOR SCHOOL.
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Grandma: WATCH
THAT FIRST STEP, COOKIE.
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IT'S A DOOZY.
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[CRACK]
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[GASPS]
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OHH! AAH, AAH!
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[CRACK]
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OHH!
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MY SPLEEN!
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IF I WERE TEACHING
AT A NORMAL COLLEGE,
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I WOULD HAVE YOU READ
CHAPTERS 4 THROUGH 7,
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BUT SINCE YOU GUYS
ARE SO STUPID,
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YOU CAN JUST LOOK
AT THE PRETTY PICTURES.
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WHAT?
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IS THERE GONNA BE A TEST?
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WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE?
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HEY, DUDE.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE, OMAR?
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OH, I JUST...
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FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
OR SOMETHING.
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ANYWAY, DO YOU WANNA GO GET A
BITE IN THE CAFETERIA?
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SORRY, MAN. I'M
GOING OVER TO CLAY'S.
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WHAT THE HELL HAS THAT
CRAZY GUY BEEN UP TO?
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IS HE EVEN
IN SCHOOL ANYMORE?
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NO, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
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HE SLIPPED ON A CHALUPA
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AND SUED TACO HELL
FOR MESSING UP HIS BACK.
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REALLY? HOW BAD
DID HE GET HURT?
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HE'S IN CONSTANT PAIN.
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[ROCK METAL PLAYING]
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MAN, THAT SUCKS.
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SO HOW MUCH
DID HE GET?
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I'M NOT SURE, BUT CLAY LIKES
TO USE THE TERM "ASS-LOAD."
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OH, MY GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED?
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ANGUS BROKE THROUGH THE NEW
SECURITY SYSTEM LAST NIGHT.
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NO WAY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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AH, IT'S
AN INSURANCE THING.
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YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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LISTEN, I'M GONNA
NEED YOU TO WATCH ANGUS
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WHILE HE KICKS
THESE PILLS.
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FORGET IT! NO WAY!
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I AM NOT DETOXING
THAT FERRET FOR YOU!
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COME ON.
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NO REHAB WILL
TAKE HIM ANYMORE,
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AND YOUR PLACE
IS PERFECT...
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[FARTS]
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NO PILLS.
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
GET RID OF YOUR PILLS?
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HOW DARE YOU?
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YOU KNOW I NEED THOSE
FOR MY BACK.
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I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT,
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BUT, CLAY,
EVEN IF I WANTED TO,
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I DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT DRUGS.
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I NEVER EVEN
SNORTED MARIJUANA.
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I'LL TALK
TO YOUR GRANDMA FOR YOU.
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PROMISE?
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NO PROB.
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SO IF I
GET ANGUS CLEAN,
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YOU'LL GET GRANDMA
OFF MY BACK?
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YEP.
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DEAL?
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DEAL.
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[SIZZLES]
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HOT!
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[SIZZLES]
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HOT!
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ALL RIGHT, BETTY FORD.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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[SCREECHING]
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ARE YOU SURE HE'S OK,
RIDING LIKE THAT?
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TRUST ME, HE'S
FEELING NO PAIN.
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[BRAKES SQUEAL,
[GLASS SHATTERING]
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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HEY, LOOK,
PABLO.
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IT'S LITTLE
JOHNNY JENKINS.
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GODDAMN, HOMES!
WHAT'S IT BEEN, LIKE, 3 DAYS
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SINCE WE KICKED
YOUR ASS, ESE?
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I'D SAY WE'RE
DEFINITELY OVERDUE.
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[ENGINES REVVING]
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AAH!
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AAH!
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HIT THE NITROUS,
HIT THE NITR--
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YEE-HAH!
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WHOO!
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[LAUGHING]
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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WE WON, CLAY! WE WON!
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YOU CAN SLOW DOWN NOW!
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WE WERE RACING?
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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Johnny: DUDE, WATCH OUT!
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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Johnny: DUDE, WATCH OUT!
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OHH! THANK GOD.
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MY GRANDMA
WOULD'VE KILLED US.
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LOOK AT YOURSELF.
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GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC.
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HOW COULD AN OLD LADY
HAVE DONE THIS TO YOU?
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
SHE LOVES THIS CAR.
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SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY
IN THAT CAR.
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JOHNNY, THIS CAR'S ONLY,
LIKE, 30 YEARS OLD.
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NOT THAT VIRGINITY,
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THE OTHER VIRGINITY--
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THE HEINIE VIRGINITY.
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HI, JOHNNY.
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SAY SOMETHING.
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YOU WANT HER TO THINK
YOU'RE RETARDED?
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[HOARSELY]
HI, PAULA.
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OH, YEAH,
THAT'LL GET HER WET.
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LET'S GO.
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HEY, DAD.
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[GRUNTS]
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HEY, MR. JENKINS.
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OH, HEY, CLAY.
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HOW THE HELL
YOU BEEN, BUDDY?
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CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
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NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.
255
00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,125
I HAVE SOME BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
256
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,797
OH, NO,
I UNDERSTAND.
257
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:40,865
YEAH, GO TAKE CARE
OF YOUR STUFF,
258
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,173
AND AFTERWARDS
MAYBE I CAN TALK TO YOU
259
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,104
ABOUT THIS GREAT
INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY
260
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,870
I CAME ACROSS
THE OTHER DAY--
261
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,138
2 WORDS: "LIQUOR MART."
262
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,037
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
263
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,109
GREAT, GREAT!
264
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,107
I SMELL BIG MONEY.
265
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,178
WE'LL TALK SOON,
PARTNER.
266
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,116
HE'S ALL YOURS.
267
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,882
HAVE FUN.
268
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,187
I'LL HAVE A DRINK
WITH YOU, DAD.
269
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,092
OH, YEAH, SURE.
270
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,493
AS SOON AS YOU GET
SOME HAIR ON THAT CHEST.
271
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,116
LOOK!
272
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,193
OW!
273
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,330
[LAUGHS]
274
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,330
COME ON!
275
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,795
GODDAMN IT, RUN!
276
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,333
Clay, echoing: HELLO?
277
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,266
WHO'S THERE?
278
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,144
HI, GRANDMA.
279
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,472
I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WITH THE PLACE.
280
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,066
WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU WANT, FLAT BELLY?
281
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,939
WE NEED TO TALK.
282
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:22,507
YEAH?
283
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,995
ABOUT WHAT?
284
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,995
JOHNNY.
285
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,440
ABOUT WHAT?
286
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,440
JOHNNY.
287
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,410
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,
288
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,448
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT
WHINY LITTLE SQUARE NOW?
289
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,183
HE HAS THIS SMALL PROBLEM
290
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,348
WITH YOU TRYING TO STEAL
HIS ROOM, LADY.
291
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,817
YOU STAY
OUT OF THIS!
292
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,215
I'M AFRAID
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
293
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,116
OH, YEAH? THE LITTLE
TURD'S IN COLLEGE.
294
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:37,959
HE SHOULD MOVE OUT,
295
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:41,393
STOP SPONGIN' OFF
MY HARD-WORKING SON.
296
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,130
OH, YOU MEAN
THAT DRUNK GUY UPSTAIRS?
297
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,455
DON'T YOU TALK THAT WAY
ABOUT MY BABY.
298
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,201
NOW, LISTEN, I'M NOT SPENDING
MY GOLDEN YEARS
299
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:52,067
DOWN HERE IN A
SPIDER-INFESTED DUNGEON.
300
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,108
WE'LL BUG-BOMB
THE PLACE FOR YOU,
301
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,413
BUT THIS IS YOUR HOME.
302
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,114
HUH. FUNNY,
303
00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,106
I DON'T RECALL YOU
BEING PART OF MY FAMILY.
304
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,519
BELIEVE ME, I WOULD'VE
KILLED MYSELF YEARS AGO
305
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,921
IF THAT WERE TRUE.
306
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,993
SO STAY AWAY
FROM HIS ROOM, LADY.
307
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:06,921
OR WHAT?
308
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,556
OR I'M GONNA HAVE
TO GET NASTY ON YOUR ASS.
309
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:13,392
OOH, THOSE BICEPS
LOOK LUSCIOUS.
310
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,099
HAVE, UH,
YOU BEEN WORKIN' OUT?
311
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,562
NO, I HAVEN'T
BEEN WORKING OUT.
312
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,400
WELL, I THINK
YOU'RE A LITTLE LI-AR.
313
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,437
SO, YOU THINK YOU
CAN TAKE YOUR OLD MAN?
314
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,014
WHERE DID
THAT COME FROM?
315
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:27,812
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
316
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:30,883
DO YOU? DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN TAKE ME?
317
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:31,913
NO.
318
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,477
UH, WHAT IF I WERE TO TIE
ONE ARM BEHIND MY BACK?
319
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,017
WOULD YOU BE ABLE
TO TAKE ME THEN?
320
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,351
HOW MUCH HAVE YOU
HAD TO DRINK?
321
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,247
[BURPS] BOTH ARMS?
322
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,559
WHY?!
323
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,491
WUSSY.
324
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,556
LOOK, GRANDMA, LET'S
GET ONE THING STRAIGHT:
325
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:48,393
YOU AND I--THAT'S NEVER
GONNA HAPPEN, CAPISCE?
326
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,057
[CHUCKLES SLYLY]
OH, COME ON.
327
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:55,030
AREN'T YOU JUST
A TAD BIT CURIOUS?
328
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:55,600
HMM?
329
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,468
JESUS CHRIST, LADY!
330
00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,036
BUT YOU DO THINK
YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME.
331
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,265
WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT CRAZY IDEA?
332
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,110
YOU'RE A BIG-TIME
COLLEGE BOY NOW, AREN'T YOU?
333
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,406
FLASHIN' ALL
YOUR LEARNIN' AROUND.
334
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,508
BUT, DAD,
YOU WENT TO COLLEGE.
335
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,621
AH, HALF A SEMESTER!
336
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,423
THEN I KNOCKED UP
YOUR SKANK MOM,
337
00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:14,054
AND AFTER
SHE SHOT YOU OUT,
338
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:14,849
SHE SPLIT TOWN
339
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,590
AND LEFT ME
YOUR WUSSY ASS TO RAISE.
340
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,056
GODDAMN IT!
341
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:19,934
[INHALES WHEEZILY]
342
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:24,132
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
START HAVIN' SEX, BOY?
343
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:24,726
UH-OH.
344
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:25,557
I'M JUST
WARNING YOU NOW
345
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,371
I'VE DEALT WITH
A HELL OF A LOT WORSE
346
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,333
THAN THE LIKES OF YOU,
347
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,600
SO I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
348
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:35,569
[2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
THEME PLAYING]
349
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,241
[CREAKS]
350
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,446
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
351
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,220
FOR ME TO GET YOU
OFF YOUR GRANDSON'S ASS?
352
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,560
UM...
353
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,455
[WHAT'S UP, PUSSYCAT
PLAYING]
354
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,257
TOM JONES,
HERE I COME!
355
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,970
[CHEERING]
356
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,632
Tom Jones:
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
357
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,500
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
358
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,069
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
359
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,107
♪ LA LA LA... ♪
360
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,441
[WHIMPERS]
361
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,441
THERE, THERE, ANGUS.
362
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,077
WE'LL
DO THIS TOGETHER.
363
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,042
WE CAN
KICK THIS THING
364
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,610
AND LIVE CLEAN,
HEALTHY, PRODUCTIVE LIVES.
365
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,580
[MOANS]
366
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,991
"AFTER YOU'VE
PUT THE PATIENT ON ICE,
367
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:25,164
"WE RECOMMEND YOU PLAY
SOME EASY LISTENING
368
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,394
TO SOOTHE THEIR NERVES."
369
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:29,427
"WARNING:
370
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,255
"DEPENDING
ON YOUR SELECTION,
371
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,700
THE PATIENT
MAY BECOME VIOLENT."
372
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,537
[RADIO PLAYING
PIANO MUSIC]
373
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,374
ARE YOU OK?
374
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,139
WHAT'S GOING ON
UP THERE?
375
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,237
LONG STORY SHORT,
376
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,639
I'M TRYING TO GET
A FERRET OFF VICODIN,
377
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:46,951
AND IT'S NOT GOING GOOD,
378
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,152
AND IT'S A--IT'S A--
379
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,383
I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
380
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,148
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS STUFF?
381
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,646
HOW DOES ANYONE
EVER LEARN ANYTHING?
382
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:54,619
DR. PHIL.
383
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,057
♪ ...LA LA LA ♪
384
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,091
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
385
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,529
THANK GOD
THIS SHIT'S OVER.
386
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:03,464
ALL RIGHT, GRAMS,
WAIT HERE.
387
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,099
I'M GONNA GO BACKSTAGE
AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH
388
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,434
MR. JONES WILL
WHORE HIMSELF OUT FOR.
389
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:08,669
HOLD IT.
390
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,304
I CHANGED MY MIND.
391
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,439
I DON'T WANT HIM
ANYMORE.
392
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,444
WELL, WHO? NOT ME.
393
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,136
UH-UH.
394
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,238
HIM!
395
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,139
EMINEM?!
396
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,280
YEAH. [CHUCKLES]
397
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,376
HE'S CUTE.
398
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,177
DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT IS?
399
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,178
OHH!
400
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,549
NO, BUT HE REMINDS ME
OF A YOUNG ANDY WILLIAMS.
401
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:28,719
MMM!
402
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,187
WELL, FORGET IT.
403
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,415
EVEN IF HE
WOULD SLEEP WITH YOU,
404
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,030
I DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY HIM.
405
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,362
WELL, YOU COULD
AT LEAST TRY.
406
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:36,257
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...
407
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,728
[2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
THEME PLAYS]
408
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,267
OK, I'M GOING,
I'M GOING.
409
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,202
JUST KEEP
THOSE THINGS SHUT.
410
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,210
AHEM. EXCUSE ME.
411
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,241
MR. EM?
412
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,608
CHILL, DOGS.
413
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,111
YO.
414
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:53,978
SORRY TO BUG YOU, BRO.
415
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,246
I JUST HAVE TO ASK YOU
A STUPID QUESTION.
416
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,175
NO PROB.
417
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:58,379
OH, NO, NOT THAT.
418
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,790
IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
419
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,692
'SUP?
420
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,153
WELL, IT'S JUST--
421
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,461
OK, I'M
JUST GONNA SAY IT.
422
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,622
WHAT WOULD YOU THINK
ABOUT GETTING TOGETHER
423
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,630
WITH THAT MISERABLE
OLD HAG OVER THERE?
424
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,233
GODDAMN! WHAT IS SHE,
LIKE, 100?
425
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,126
AT LEAST.
426
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,227
YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN'
JAMIE KENNEDY, ARE YOU?
427
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,199
AM I GETTIN' Xed?
428
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,237
PLEASE, I'M WAY
BETTER-LOOKING THAN THAT GU.
429
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:19,203
THIS IS SERIOUS.
430
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,811
THEN SERIOUSLY GET YOUR
CRACK ASS OUT OF HERE.
431
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,544
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
432
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,510
I KNOW EMINEM
WOULDN'T DO IT,
433
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,108
BUT SLIM SHADY WOULD.
434
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,820
HMM. YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
435
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,823
SLIM'S MAD-CRAZY,
YO,
436
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,785
BUT HE AIN'T
THAT CRAZY.
437
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:36,724
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF,
438
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,659
YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO SATISFY HER, RICE DICK?
439
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,785
FUCK YOU! I'M PACKIN'!
440
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,700
SHE'S MOBY'S MOM!
441
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,262
MOBY MOBY?
442
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,200
FOR SHIZZLE, MY NIZZLE.
443
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:49,265
♪ AND, MOBY, YOU CAN
GET STOMPED BY OBIE ♪
444
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,274
EXACTLY.
445
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,465
AND NOW YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIS MOM.
446
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,409
ALL RIGHT,
BRING HER OVER HERE.
447
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,214
I'M GAME.
448
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,675
YOU'RE ONE CRAZY NIGGA!
449
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,205
GODDAMN WEASEL'S
GOT MY CUBANS!
450
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,651
IF HE GETS A HOLD
OF HIM, HE'LL KILL HIM!
451
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,346
COME ON!
452
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,188
[GLASS SHATTERS]
453
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,656
MY SCOTCH!
454
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,834
I'M GONNA KILL YOU,
YOU FUCKIN' SQUIRREL!
455
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:16,764
STOP IT, DAD!
456
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,699
YOU'RE HURTING HIM!
457
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,725
HE'S CLAY'S PET.
458
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,240
HE'S CLAY'S?
459
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:27,738
CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
460
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,436
NO!
461
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,441
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
462
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:40,848
CLAY, BABY,
463
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,859
YOU WILL BE MINE.
464
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,621
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
465
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,860
YOU WILL, YOU WILL,
YOU WILL...
466
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:55,301
YOU'RE GETTING
VERY, VERY SLEEPY.
467
00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,610
WHAT WERE THOSE?
468
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:00,411
A COUPLE OF VALIUM.
469
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,242
BUT DOESN'T THAT
DEFEAT THE PURPOSE?
470
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,637
SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO USE
DRUGS TO GET OFF DRUGS.
471
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:06,751
THAT DOESN'T
SOUND RIGHT.
472
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,882
METHADONE
CLINIC!
473
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:09,877
HE'S OUT.
474
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,578
OK, TELL HIM
WHAT YOU WANT.
475
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,821
[GHOSTLY VOICE]
ANGUS...
476
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,487
NO STUPID VOICE.
477
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,585
ANGUS, FROM NOW ON,
478
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,227
YOU WILL LIVE
A CLEAN, HEALTHY,
479
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,463
PRODUCTIVE LIFE,
480
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:23,158
LIKE A MORMON,
481
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,498
EXCEPT FOR
THE MULTIPLE WIVES.
482
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,304
[GROWLS]
483
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,865
ALL RIGHT, AS MANY WIVES
AS YOU WANT.
484
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,433
JUST STAY CLEAN,
LITTLE BUDDY!
485
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,471
OH, YEAH, AND NO MORE
BITING JOHNNY JENKINS
486
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,508
IN THE GENITALS.
487
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,372
OK. WHEN YOU AWAKE,
488
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,240
YOU WILL HAVE
NO RECOLLECTION
489
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,839
OF WHAT
JUST HAPPENED.
490
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,411
1...
491
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,309
2...
492
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,786
UGH! OHH!
493
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:00,528
NO, LOUIS,
494
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,769
I NEED TO BE HOOKED UP NOW.
495
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,466
[LAUGHING] OH! OH, DRE!
496
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,408
DRE--DRE, DRE, STOP IT!
497
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,613
WELL, N-NOT TOTALLY
STOP IT, BUT JUST--
498
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,747
[LAUGHS]
499
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:15,946
GOOD MORNING.
500
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:19,454
I JUST CAME OVER TO SEE HOW OUR
LITTLE PATIENT WAS DOING.
501
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,088
GREAT!
502
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,522
IT'S LIKE
HE'S BORN AGAIN.
503
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,557
HE GOT UP EARLY
THIS MORNING,
504
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,492
HE PRAYED,
505
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,856
HE JOGGED 5 MILES,
506
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:29,494
DID SOME CHARITY WORK
WITH THE BLIND...
507
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,495
COOKED EVERYONE BREAKFAST...
508
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,397
AND EVEN DID STEP 8
509
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,768
AND MADE AMENDS
FOR POOPING IN MY SHOES...
510
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,477
AND NOW HE'S CLEANING
THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
511
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,247
[GASPS]
512
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:55,647
[SHATTERS]
513
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,421
WELL,
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
514
00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:01,029
I THINK YOU DID
A GREAT JOB WITH ANUS.
515
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:01,993
UM...
516
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,460
IT'S ANGUS.
517
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:04,858
OH. HMM!
518
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,830
ANGUS.
519
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,603
I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.
520
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:11,539
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
521
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,643
HE'S BEEN CLEAN FOR,
LIKE, 12 HOURS STRAIGHT.
522
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,605
I REALLY THINK
IT'S GONNA STICK THIS TIME.
523
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:19,344
Dad: MONGOOSE SEASON
IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!
524
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,611
[GUN CLICKS AND FIRES]
525
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,350
[SIREN]
526
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:24,619
DON'T!
527
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,853
HE'S NOT ALLOWED
TO HAVE VICODIN!
528
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:29,548
[ELECTRICAL BUZZ]
529
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:32,386
[SIREN]
530
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,887
[TIRES SCREECH]
531
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,089
WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?
532
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,960
[RAPID-FIRE]
I'M SO SORRY, CLAY. I HAD ANGUS TOTALLY CLEAN,
533
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:38,830
BUT MY DAD SHOT HIM,
534
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:39,867
AND THE MEDICS GAVE HIM
A VICODIN DRIP.
535
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:42,371
I TRIED TO STOP THEM,
AND IT TOOK US 3 AMBULANCES
536
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,774
TO GET HERE--
537
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,774
JOHNNY, SLOW DOWN.
538
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,635
THEY GAVE YOU A COUPLE PILLS
DOWN THERE, DIDN'T THEY?
539
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:47,465
YES, YES,
THEY DID!
540
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:47,999
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
541
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:47,999
HOLD, PLEASE. SPEAK.
542
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,940
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
543
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,940
HOLD, PLEASE. SPEAK.
544
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:52,437
OPERATION GET EVEN IS READY
TO COMMENCE, SIR.
545
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,311
WE'RE TRANSFERRING
TOTAL CONTROL
546
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,009
TO YOUR LAPTOP
AS WE SPEAK.
547
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,381
NICE. WELL, WHY
DON'T YOU TAKE THE BOYS
548
00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,480
DOWN TO CHUCK E. CHEESE'S
549
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,791
AND HAVE
A COUPLE PIES ON ME?
550
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,863
OOH, CHUCK E. CHEESE.
551
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,492
HOW MUCH DO WE GET
FOR GAMES?
552
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,428
MAY I JUST TAKE
THIS OPPORTUNITY, SIR,
553
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,063
TO TELL YOU
WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS
554
00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:11,698
TO WORK WITH YOU AGAIN?
555
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,073
CHECK'S IN THE MAIL.
556
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,101
WHAT WAS THAT?
557
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,096
WAIT A MINUTE.
558
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,337
IS THAT MY
GRANDMA'S CAR?
559
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:18,142
NO.
560
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,943
IT SURE LOOKS LIKE
MY GRANDMA'S CAR!
561
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,736
HOW DID IT GO
WITH GRANDMA ANYWAY?
562
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:24,909
OH, IT WENT FINE.
563
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:25,836
DON'T WORRY, JOHNNY.
564
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:29,511
SHE WON'T EVER TRY
TO STEAL YOUR ROOM AGAIN.
565
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:32,583
[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
MAJOR BONER,
566
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:33,921
WE HAVE
A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
567
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:37,655
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
HAS PENETRATED THE SYSTEM.
568
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,393
[GRUNTS]
569
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:52,699
HOLY SHIT!
570
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,441
SON OF A BITCH!
571
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,106
DAMN YOU, CLAY!
572
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:58,544
OHH, IT'S NOT OVER!
573
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:03,620
THE ROOM WILL BE MINE!
574
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,592
THE SWEET TASTE OF REVENGE.
575
00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,592
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
576
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,724
EMINEM! AWESOME!
577
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,130
HE'S A REALLY
TALENTED GUY,
578
00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:14,891
BUT I WISH HE DIDN'T
SING THAT SONG
579
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,660
ABOUT KILLING
HIS MOM.
580
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,858
YOU'RE RIGHT, JOHNNY.
581
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,629
HE IS KIND OF A SICKO.
582
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:20,398
OHH!
583
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:22,125
LET'S NEVER
TALK ABOUT HIM AGAIN.
584
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,800
WHERE THE HECK
DID ANGUS GO?
585
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,069
[CHOMP]
586
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,367
AAH!
587
00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:30,967
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