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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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ERIC: Previously on Boy Meets World...
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To Cory and Topanga!
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ALL: Cory and Topanga!
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And now, I would like
to give my gift
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to my little brother
and new sister-in-law.
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Eric, this wedding
was more than enough.
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Yeah, it was,
wasn't it?
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But I do have
one more thing
up my sleeve.
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I hold in
my hand a key.
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A key to the
honeymoon suite
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of the Philadelphia
Victoria Hotel.
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So that
after this...
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Bye!
Whoo!
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All right!
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So, you think we're
finally ready to be
Mr. and Mrs. Matthews?
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I think we've been
ready our whole lives.
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(LAUGHS)
Whoo!
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You stay there!
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Cory, don't
you want to...
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Oh!
Whoo!
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...explore?
No.
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And take our time?
Why?
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Because there's such
a thing as foreplay.
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Don't need it.
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Well, maybe I might.
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Topanga, you've had 12
years of it. How much
more do you require?
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Just wait right here.
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I'm sure you
won't be disappointed.
No! No!
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Don't leave me!
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I can't do this alone!
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Oh, she's gone.
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What'll I do?
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I'll eat fruit.
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"Thank you for choosing
the Philadelphia Victorian
for your wedding."
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Isn't that nice?
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"Congratulations to the new
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Peterman."
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Well, normally, my
inquisitive nature would
take over at this point.
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However...
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Yay yay yay!
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Oh!
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(LAUGHING) Oh, my!
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(LAUGHS)
This is so great!
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I wish Shawn
was here!
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I think it's better
that we're alone.
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Yes.
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That's it.
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That's it?
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There's nothing under
these covers but me.
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I have been waiting
for this moment
my entire life!
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Yay! (LAUGHING)
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And only for you.
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(GASPING) Oh, Topanga,
I love you.
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I love you
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and I love Eric.
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What?
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This beautiful
wedding he arranged,
this beautiful room
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makes up for
everything bad
he's ever done to us.
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I love you.
I love you, too.
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Police!
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You're kidding.
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Roll away from
the young lady
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and put your hands
where I can see them.
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No! Kill me!
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(GRUNTS)
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Why are you guys
doing this?
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Are you Mr. and Mrs.
Harold Peterman?
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No!
That's why.
Come on, let's go.
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(PROTESTING)
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Aw, fellas, this is my
wedding day. Can't you
come back in two minutes?
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Please! Help!
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Eric! Help!
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Cor, how cool
is this, man?
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(IN IRISH ACCENT) We get
to go in the paddy wagon!
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(IMITATING SIREN)
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Come on, let's go, fun boy!
Come on, come on!
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ERIC: Can I use
your nightstick?
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So, are
you excited?
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We're finally
on our honeymoon!
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You gonna carry me
over the threshold?
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No, because
the last time I did,
the police broke in
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and I spent
the night with
a guy named Sheila.
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Okay, then,
let's just go in.
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Nuh-uh.
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What? You want me
to carry you?
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I'm light as
a feather, really.
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(GRUNTS)
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Ugh!
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Have your way
with me now.
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CORY: Yay!
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MAN ON P.A.: Attention Katonka guests.
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Will the couple who left their dog in the piranha tank
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please come claim his collar?
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Is this seat
taken, dear?
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Actually, I was saving it
for my husband, Cory.
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Cory Matthews.
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I'm Mrs. Matthews.
That's my name now.
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He's my husband.
I'm his wife.
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On your honeymoon, dear?
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I'm a wife!
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Me, too.
Madeline Nelson.
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I used to be
Madeline Pigsniffle.
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That's why
I got married.
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I got married because
I'm crazy about my man.
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Honeymoon, yes.
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Last night was our
first night together
as man and wife.
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He still sleeping?
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Oh, yeah,
I wore him out.
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Attagirl!
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Mine's sleeping,
as well.
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You wore him out, too?
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Yes, gradually.
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You know,
we honeymooned
here ourselves.
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It's paradise here,
isn't it?
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Well, we come back
every year on
our anniversary,
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but this year
is very special
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because we've
decided to
retire here.
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MAN ON P.A.: Paging Mrs. Matthews, Mrs. Cory Matthews.
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That's me! That's me!
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(CHUCKLES)
Honeymoon?
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How can you tell?
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I can see all
your teeth.
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It's true.
I'm a man now.
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Oh, you seem
pretty happy, boy.
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I was an animal,
mister.
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Oh, it's good
in the beginning,
isn't it?
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It's my new
favorite thing.
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Hi, Mr. Matthews.
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Hi, Mrs. Matthews.
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Mine.
Mmm.
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Mine.
Mmm.
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Did you get my page?
I told them to page you.
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Then I told them to page
Dr. Chocolate Pudding.
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That was fun.
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Cory, this is
Mrs. Nelson.
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She and her husband have
decided to retire here.
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Oh, gosh,
that must
be amazing.
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I mean, everything
on this island is
just amazing.
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What's it
like to live
in paradise?
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Amazing.
Amazing.
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This is the softest
towel that has ever
graced my tushie.
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Wait till you
drink the water.
It tastes like candy.
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You guys are
so lucky to
be here.
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You know, if we
weren't here right now,
we would be sitting at home
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in Philadelphia,
in Mr. Feeny's class.
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It's probably snowing
there right now.
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And the sanitation
department there is
probably on strike.
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Well, we'd be in Baltimore,
watching our grandson
Joey's soccer team.
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The Mighty Gophers.
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Mmm-hmm. She would
be sitting in the car
with the heater going,
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saying, "Is it
over yet?
I'm so cold!"
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I don't like the cold.
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Me neither.
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In fact,
I'm cold right now.
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Cory, it's
92 degrees.
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I'm very cold.
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Why don't we
go in the bedroom
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and go under the covers
like we did before?
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Cory, we're
married now.
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We can do it every night
for the rest of your life.
Ha.
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Get it in
writing, kid.
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MAN ON P.A.: Dr. Pudding.
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Paging Dr. Chocolate Pudding.
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(LAUGHING) Oh,
I love this place!
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Oh. Oh.
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I am so freakin' hot.
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Honeymoon, day two.
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Continuing duties
as best man.
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Screwed up wedding night,
so must make it up to them
here in paradise.
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Boy, it's hot.
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I am losing my
train of thought.
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I have decided to pass out.
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(THUMP)
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Mmm.
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That was a
very romantic
thing to do.
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Ah. Well, this is
the most romantic place
there could ever be.
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You wanna dance?
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Since when
do you like
to dance?
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Oh, since I'm in
the most beautiful
place in the world,
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staring at the most
beautiful woman
I have ever seen.
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But there's no music.
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Well...
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We're in paradise, Topanga.
We'll make our own.
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(SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
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Wow!
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All right, how is it
this hot when there's
no sun out? Huh?
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You hot?
You hot?
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(MUSIC FALTERING)
You hot?
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Cory, I am so
relaxed here.
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This place lets me
forget about everything.
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I know, it's
so unspoiled
here, you know.
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It's like time
has stopped.
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Do you remember those
cute little quaint thatched
huts out on the beach?
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You know, I saw
this old fisherman
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making a flute
out of a bamboo reed.
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And there was hardly
any line at Starbucks.
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You know what?
That's it.
We're stayin' here.
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Really? We can stay
a few more days?
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A few more days here,
no responsibilities,
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no Feeny, no crazy Eric.
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Yeah, let's stay
a few more days.
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Let's stay
a few more days.
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In fact,
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let's never go home.
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Right, let's just
never go home.
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I'm not kidding,
Topanga.
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Uh-oh.
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Seriously, give me
one good reason
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why we shouldn't stay here.
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Why should
we go home?
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Because it's
where our home is.
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Not if we stay
here for the rest
of our lives.
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Topanga, we're
in paradise.
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Why should we leave?
Let's never go home.
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Cory, get real.
We can't stay here.
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Fine. Is that
what you want?
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Let's just go back
to Philadelphia
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and spend our youth
breathing pollution
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and having to
bow down to the man
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and then
come back here
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when we're
too old to win
the limbo contest.
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Is that what you want,
Topanga, to not win?
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No, I'd really
like to win.
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Good.
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Topanga, look
out there!
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(SPLASH)
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Imagine waking up
to that every single day
for the rest of your life.
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I think someone
was on the balcony.
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Who cares?
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Listen, Topanga,
don't you wanna stay?
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Cory, nobody stays
on vacation forever.
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The Nelsons do.
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Perhaps you'd like to
tell me how we're going
to make a living here.
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Paradise is expensive.
Did you think about that?
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You think I haven't
thought about that?
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You think I'm not
a realist? Huh?
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You think I haven't
thought of little
Cory Jr. and Barbara?
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Steven and Chloe.
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Ooh, those are nice.
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Let's make 'em!
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How about we make
a living first?
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How do we do that?
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Topanga, you think
I haven't considered our
living situation? Come on.
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You think this is whimsy?
This is not whimsy.
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This is our future, baby.
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A coconut?
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Oh, yeah.
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(ISLAND MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HARSHLY) Hello!
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(LAUGHING)
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This is David Letterman.
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00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,946
(NASAL VOICE)
And I'm Jay Leno.
253
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,380
I'm edgy.
254
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,182
I'm not.
(CHUCKLES)
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00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,385
And here's our guest,
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
256
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,887
(ALL LAUGHING)
257
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,623
(IN AUSTRIAN ACCENT)
Hello, how are you?
How you doing?
258
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,425
I'm the Coco-nator.
259
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,528
(NORMAL VOICE)
Thank you!
260
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,730
Thank you so much!
261
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,331
You're wonderful,
you're wonderful!
262
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,633
Cory, guess
where I've been.
263
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,901
Shoppin'?
264
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,535
We are a total
success overnight!
265
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,105
I took out a bank account
at Katonka Savings and Loan.
266
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,040
I took out an ad
in The Katonka Times,
267
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,842
and I still had time
to catch this fish.
268
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,811
Ah, what a woman!
269
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:30,615
Topanga, just think,
all that time with
Feeny wasted,
270
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,817
when my real success
was right here.
271
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,418
Because I am
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00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,054
the coconut guy!
(LAUGHING)
273
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,289
Hey, you're the wife
of the coconut guy!
274
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,691
Yes, I am!
275
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,028
(APPLAUSE)
276
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,763
(CHUCKLES)
Mrs. Nelson!
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00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,365
What can I
carve for you?
278
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,066
Cory, you run
this place?
279
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,068
Well, we decided
to stay here
like you guys.
280
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,603
I mean, you
convinced us.
281
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,072
I just bought this
entire outfit for
three bananas.
282
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,573
That convinced me.
283
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,376
Ah, darn it. You know,
I'm out of puka shells.
284
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,978
Uh, wife Topanga,
285
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,680
could you
run to the
"shell" station?
286
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,516
(GIGGLING) You know,
You're funnier in paradise.
287
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,053
Oh, Frank,
guess what,
288
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,022
the Matthews
have decided
to move here.
289
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,324
Well, welcome to paradise!
290
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,592
Muka toka, baby.
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00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,527
(CHUCKLES) Muka toka
back at you!
292
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,696
So, who can I
carve for you?
293
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,299
A nice Regis Philbin?
His lovely wife, Joy?
294
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,368
Could you make
me a coconut
soccer player?
295
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,236
Look, we heard
from Joey.
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00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,403
Your grandson?
297
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,738
They won.
298
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,840
The Mighty Gophers
made the playoffs?
299
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,042
Eight years we
watched that kid
stink up the field,
300
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,245
and the minute
we leave, he's Pele.
301
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,813
We'll call.
302
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,683
Right. We'll call
and we'll wish
him luck. Hmm?
303
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,751
Darn it!
304
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,387
I forgot to have Topanga
pick me up some of
them googly eyes.
305
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,771
Honeymoon, day six.
306
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,806
When they decided
to live here,
307
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,943
I thought the newlyweds
had caught a bad
case of island fever.
308
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,946
But it turns out
they've adjusted well
to life in this place,
309
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,815
and I don't really
know what to do.
310
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,883
Look, Irv,
this one talks!
311
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,951
Oh, no.
312
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,919
Coconuts don't
talk, Gladys.
313
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,288
I heard him.
314
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,689
All right.
315
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:22,159
Smash it open
with a hammer.
316
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,628
Give me this.
How about I smash you
open with a hammer?
317
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,498
(SCREAMING)
318
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,703
You believe that?
319
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,916
Good morning, Fadookie!
320
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,618
Good morning, Bavookie!
321
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,255
Good morning, Ookie!
322
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,292
Oh, Cory, Mrs. Cory,
323
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,727
you two are
the talk of
the island.
324
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,562
Really, Ookie?
I hope it's good.
325
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,264
Oh, very good.
326
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,533
ALL: Very good!
Yes! Very good!
327
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:06,170
We think you are Katonka's
favorite fun couple.
328
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,207
We're very impressed
with how quickly you've
acclimated to our customs.
329
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,609
Well...
330
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,912
I mean, I'm still having
a little trouble using
soup as deodorant.
331
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,948
Anyway, we have an election
for mayor coming up,
332
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,951
and we'd really
like you to consider
running for office,
333
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,188
representing our
Mookie-Timbala party.
334
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,656
Really? Who's
the other party?
335
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,724
Communists.
336
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,660
This is our most
important election
337
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,095
since our people
moved here from Ohio.
338
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,699
Topanga, they
want me to be
mayor of paradise!
339
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,102
Hey. You two
are dressed up.
340
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:42,039
Hey, guys,
they want me to be
mayor of paradise!
341
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,542
I'm gonna be
Mayor McCoconut!
342
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,245
Frank, you wanna
be my campaign
manager?
343
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,579
They'll bring in
the old vote
344
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,282
like it was early-bird
dinner at Lawakwa's.
345
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,951
Sorry, kids, we've
been looking for you
to say that we're leaving.
346
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,186
You're leaving?
347
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,021
Our grandson,
Joey, called us.
348
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,188
So?
349
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,224
The Mighty Gophers
made the finals.
350
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,694
So?
So I am going to sit
and be cold in the car.
351
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:05,596
(LAUGHS) How
could we miss it?
352
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,431
But you guys are
coming back after
the game, right?
353
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,468
Goodbye, kids.
354
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,403
Have a nice
life, son.
355
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,837
How could we not?
356
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,139
We're in paradise.
357
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,581
Honeymoon, day 12.
358
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,685
What is paradise?
359
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,655
Have hunch
is more than
sand and water.
360
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,057
Want to help sister
and new brother-in-law,
361
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,226
but don't know what's best.
362
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,629
What do you
think, Mr. Bird?
363
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,099
Ah!
364
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,901
(SLURRING)
Bird bit me.
365
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,973
Left side
paralyzed.
366
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,010
Possible bad sign.
367
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,426
Cory. Honey?
368
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,696
You've been
here all night.
Come to bed.
369
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,565
You used to
like that.
370
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:18,335
Sorry, I was just, uh,
finishing this soccer
player for the Nelsons.
371
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,706
This isn't
a soccer player.
372
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,775
What?
373
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,777
This is Shawn.
374
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,847
This isn't Shawn.
375
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,249
This is
376
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,484
Shawn.
377
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,921
Why'd I do that?
378
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:39,323
I can't even
remember doing that.
379
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,058
Who's this one
supposed to be?
380
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,627
That's, uh...
381
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,530
Cap'n Crunch.
382
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,632
(SCOFFS) No, it's not.
383
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,101
Well, then,
who else
could it be?
384
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,969
Well, it could be...
No, don't say it.
385
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,037
...Mr. Feeny.
386
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,943
Cory, why would you
stay up all night making
a Shawn and a Mr. Feeny?
387
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,812
I don't know.
388
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,582
I don't know. I mean,
I can't remember doing
that one, either.
389
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,117
Cory?
390
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:09,820
Yeah.
391
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,789
I miss them, too.
392
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,128
Boy, it's hot here
all of a sudden, isn't it?
393
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,498
Isn't it hot?
394
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,900
Yeah, it's hot.
395
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,446
ALL: Hey!
396
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,315
The newlyweds!
How was the trip?
397
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,482
Unbelievably great.
398
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,050
I almost didn't
come home.
399
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,619
What did
you bring me?
400
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:42,953
Nothing.
401
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,990
Welcome home, Mr.
and Mrs. Matthews.
402
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,291
Now it's
official.
403
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,160
I expect to see you
in class tomorrow.
404
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:53,464
Making up 12 days
of lectures will
be no easy task,
405
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,232
especially
the way I teach.
406
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,368
Many nuances,
you know.
407
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,269
You'll never
know how much
we missed you.
408
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,472
You'll never
know how much
we missed you.
409
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,073
Come on,
what did you
bring me?
410
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,175
Nothing.
411
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,711
So, how was
the honeymoon?
412
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,011
Did you ever
leave the room?
413
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,047
Yeah, we left.
But then we came back.
414
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,148
SHAWN: What did
it look like?
415
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,651
I have no idea.
It was beautiful.
416
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,053
Oh, tell us about it.
417
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,389
Right about now,
we'd be sittin' with
our feet in the sand
418
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,158
and watchin'
the sun set.
419
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,627
Havin' dinner between
these two gorgeous
little palm trees,
420
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,796
starin' out
at the ocean.
421
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,232
Wow. It sounds
like paradise.
422
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,172
Almost.
423
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,113
Didn't even have to
finish the coconuts
424
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,882
of Mom, Dad, me,
and Morgan for Cory
and Topanga to realize
425
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,517
where paradise really is.
426
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:48,752
Good for them.
427
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:52,189
For me, paradise is a place
I've found the best part
428
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,690
of being the best man.
429
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,060
ALL: Mmm, mmm!
430
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,096
Mmm!
Ahh!
431
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,664
Ten more minutes, man.
432
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,267
Mmm! Mmm!
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