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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(FEENY SINGING
O COME, ALL YE FAITHFUL
IN LATIN)
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Hey, Mr. Feeny.
What's with the shrub?
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Well, you know, one of
my favorite duties
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as high school
principal
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was overseeing the
holiday decorations.
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So, I decided
to carry on
the tradition here.
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Oh, it's a precious
little tree. Look at it.
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Look. Oh.
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Hey!
What are you doing?
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University policy.
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Happy nondenominational
holidays.
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Well, I suppose you two
are heading home
for the holidays.
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No. No, actually, no.
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I was supposed
to meet my parents
in the Bahamas,
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but somehow the airlines
messed up my ticket,
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so now I'm stuck here.
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Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
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Ho ho ho...
It's me. It's Eric.
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Hello, Mr. Matthews.
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I'm glad to
see you've got
the holiday spirit.
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What I got
is 12 bucks an hour,
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a 15% discount at
Stuckey's department store,
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and a job where
I get to sit on
my butt all day.
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It's kind of
like your job.
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$12 an hour? I wish.
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Okay, come over here,
guys.
Uh-oh.
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Gifts all around.
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Signed you guys up,
too.
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Mrs. Claus.
(LAUGHING)
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Elf boy.
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Eric, well, thank you
for thinking of me.
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I was all set
to spend Christmas
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depressed over
my ex-boyfriend.
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Now I get to
be Mrs. Claus.
(LAUGHS)
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I'm not going to
be an elf.
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I was depressed enough
about not going
to the Bahamas.
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This little
green pointy hat's
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really going to push
me over the edge.
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Oh, come on, Jack.
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Look, we're stuck
here in town alone.
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Look, we'll be
working together.
It'll be fun.
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Oh, look how cute
you are.
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Yeah, plus you're
going to be making,
like, 5 bucks an hour.
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Wait a second.
You get 12 bucks
an hour?
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Hey. I'm Santa.
You're just an elf.
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Read your Bible.
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Come on.
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Look, Shawn,
the dorms are closing,
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your father's
missing again,
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why wouldn't you come to
my house for Christmas?
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Because I hate
being the third wheel.
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Oh, please. You know,
you've been
the third wheel
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with me and Topanga
so long,
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I think of us
as a tricycle.
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You know, without
our third wheel,
what would we be?
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A bicycle?
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You coming or not?
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I'll get my bags.
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Thanks, Cory.
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Merry Christmas,
Shawn.
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Hey! Merry Christmas.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Merry Christmas.
Thanks.
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Maybe you should
ask Cory if it's okay
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for me to hang out
with you guys
this Christmas.
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Angela, now that
Cory and I
are engaged,
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Cory's family
is my family.
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Besides, your dad
is stationed halfway
around the world.
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Do you really want
to spend Christmas
alone?
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(GROANS)
I'll get my bags.
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Thanks, Topanga.
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Oh, Topanga.
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Uh, listen,
there's a slight change
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in our first-ever
engaged Christmas plans.
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See, Shawn's bunking
in my room, so the...
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...sex is off.
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You invited Shawn?
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Wait a minute.
Why?
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I invited Angela.
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You invited Angela?
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Who said you could
invite Angela?
She's gonna kill me!
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Oh, my God.
Shawn's gonna
blame me for this.
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Hey, why would Angela
want to kill you?
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Hey, why would Shawn
blame you?
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You know something
about Angela.
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You know something
about Shawn.
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All right.
On the count of three.
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BOTH: One, two, three.
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Angela's still
in love with Shawn.
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I hate that.
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I can't believe
you didn't tell me.
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Listen, she swore me
to secrecy.
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You got to tell me
what you know
about Shawn.
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Shawn is still in love
with Angela.
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(GASPS) Yay.
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He wrote that poem for her
after they broke up.
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Oh, yay.
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The only reason
he said he was over her
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was because he thought
she was over him.
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Aren't you
going to say yay?
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No. I don't like
to be predictable.
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We can't ever
tell them we know.
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We'll betray
our friendships.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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We tell them.
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Cory, no plans.
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Please tell me
we'll let them
do this on their own.
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What kind of
cockamamie is that?
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Listen, it's Christmas,
they love each other,
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they're staying
at my house.
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I mean, this thing
is out of our hands.
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So, you
won't interfere?
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It's way too early
to tell.
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Hey! We're home
for the holidays.
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Hope no one minds
a few extra people.
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I'll get some
sleeping bags.
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Hey, sorry
I took so long, I...
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Shawn, I didn't know
you were coming.
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(LAUGHING) Well...
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Topanga didn't tell me
she invited Angela,
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and I didn't tell you
I invited Shawn.
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Ha! Nutty.
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Cory, I'm going
to kill you.
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Listen, this is
an innocent mix-up.
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I... I promise.
But don't leave now,
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or Shawn will think
it's because of him.
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I can't believe
you did this to me.
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I didn't know.
What do you
want me to do,
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say she can't stay here
because you're secretly
in love with her?
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Hey, you know what?
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We're all friends
here, right?
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Friends who
secretly love...
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the holidays,
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and on the holidays,
all that matters
is that we're together,
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no matter how
we really feel
about each other.
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Why do you always
have to hit?
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Die, die, die, dead!
Die, dead. Die, dead!
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What are you playing,
Santa?
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Suzy Shops-A-Lot.
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You're a freak.
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Hey, at least
my shoes don't
point up.
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Look, if I wanted
to hear people fight
for Christmas,
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I would've spent it
with my ex-boyfriend.
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Ho ho ho...
Hold up. Hold up.
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Hold up.
Hold up one second.
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I'm almost
on level two.
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
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Die, die, die, die.
Die, dead. Die, dead!
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Why don't you put
the game down, Santa?
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Yes, there's a sweet
little boy that wants
to sit on your lap.
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Ho ho ho.
Come up here,
little one.
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Okay, well,
what do you want?
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I just want
my picture taken
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so I can send it
to my grandma
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so she sends me
a check.
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Hmm. After she sends
the check,
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tell her she forgot
the check.
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Works every time.
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Santa!
Ho ho.
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All right. Hey, can we
get a picture here?
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(CLICKS)
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(FLIRTATIOUSLY)
Well, hello, Mrs. Claus.
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Okay.
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That little kid
just pinched me.
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Uh, Santa,
Mrs. C., elf boy...
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Yeah,
I just got word
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that a busload
of children
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from Saint Mary's
just arrived.
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Now, these are children
without parents
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and no money at all,
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so... You know
what that means.
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Yeah.
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That they're not
going to buy anything,
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so get rid of them
as fast as you can.
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Oh, here comes
the little darlings now.
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Hello,
you little darlings.
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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Wow.
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No parents.
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That's really tough.
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You know what?
We should give them
a little attention.
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Yeah. All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, come and sit
on Santa's lap.
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And what's your name,
little one?
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Lucy.
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Lucy.
And what do you want
for Christmas, Lucy?
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on, Lucy.
That's Santa.
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Thanks, Jack.
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Is that
Suzy Shops-A-Lot?
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Oh, well,
it certainly is.
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Why... Why don't
you ask Santa
for one of those?
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Well,
I never got anything
I asked Santa for.
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Oh, I don't think
you were asking
the right Santa.
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Wow, you really
are Santa!
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh. Smile.
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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There you go, Lucy.
Thank you.
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(EXCLAIMS)
Did you hear that?
I really am Santa.
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I know.
That's so cool.
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Oh, you should've
seen your faces
in that picture.
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They were priceless.
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She really
believed in us.
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Oh, man,
you know something?
I love being Santa.
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You know, it's not
just, you know,
putting on the suit
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and getting
the superpowers
and everything.
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I mean, it's a...
I made her happy.
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Look at that.
I did that.
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I know. Well, you look
pretty happy, too,
there, Santa Claus.
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(SIGHS)
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Elf boy, here's Santa's
dad's credit card.
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I want you to go
and take it
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and buy toys
for all these kids.
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You know what? I want
to help out, too.
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I'm going to use the money
I was going to spend
on the Bahamas trip.
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Hmm.
I'll help you shop.
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Oh, I don't have
any money, so...
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Okay, yeah. Let's go.
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Okay, who's next?
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Time's a wastin'.
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(LAUGHING)
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Okay, Karen,
let's see what
Santa's got for you.
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Santa for you has...
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This bag.
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Ooh. Okay.
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(LAUGHING)
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Smile.
(CLICKS)
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Okay. Bye-bye, Karen.
Bye-bye.
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Oh.
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She was grateful
for a bag.
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She was grateful
for a bag.
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I know. We did
really good, Santa.
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You make me proud
to be Mrs. Claus.
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You know,
spending my money
for those presents
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was better than any trip
I could've taken.
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I'm really proud
to be your elf.
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Well, you know
something?
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You guys get ready
to be proud tomorrow,
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because we are just
starting here.
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I will not rest
until every needy kid
gets what they ask for.
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Uh-oh.
Eric, nobody
expects you
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to take care of all
the needy children.
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Then why were they
sent to me?
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Oh, boy.
Eric, we're out
of money.
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Yeah. See, we've done
all that we can do.
247
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
Santa will not
accept that, elf.
248
00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,604
Okay.
249
00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,873
Look, I'm telling you.
We're out of toys, you know?
250
00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,041
We just got to get
a little creative.
251
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,611
Wait a minute.
How do you suppose
that we get creative?
252
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,713
Oh, you shouldn't
have asked him that.
253
00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,625
Oh, wow. Mr. Feeny,
that's a lot of fruitcake.
254
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,127
Yeah, I wasn't able
to hand out gifts
to my new colleagues.
255
00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,596
Oh, yeah,
I'll take those
off your hands.
256
00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,930
Here. Throw them
in here, man.
257
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,299
Apparently the tradition
at Pennbrook
258
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,235
is to beat it
out of town
259
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,638
as fast as humanly
possible.
260
00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:36,507
That's it?
That's all you got?
Just the fruitcake?
261
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,910
Yes.
262
00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:42,013
Well, at least
there is one tradition
that is sacred.
263
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:46,650
I shall now hang up
my traditional
wise Santa ornament.
264
00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:49,587
But...
265
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,189
Ooh.
266
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,357
Jeez. I'm sorry,
Mr. Feeny.
267
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,792
Oh, well,
not to worry.
268
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,996
I'll simply
find a substitute.
269
00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,598
Like this shiny
red ball.
270
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:03,868
How special.
271
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,638
All aboard
for Santa Land.
272
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,406
Eric,
it's Christmas eve.
273
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,875
Hey, we were going
to spend this together
as a family.
274
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,276
I'm Santa.
275
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,681
Hey!
Hey!
276
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,683
Oh, my gosh,
what are you doing?
277
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,118
(ALL CHATTERING)
278
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,123
I never see them.
279
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,058
Hey, kids.
How was ice skating?
280
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,926
Yuletides of fun, Mom.
281
00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,496
But who knew
it would be couples only?
282
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,964
I didn't, I swear.
283
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,567
Cory?
284
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,503
Will you please
stay out of this?
285
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,372
When you and I broke up,
Shawn did everything
in his power
286
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,606
to get us
back together.
287
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,274
Now it's Christmas.
Can you think
of a better gift
288
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,576
than doing
the same thing
for them?
289
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,944
I know your intentions
are good.
290
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,144
Just don't push so hard.
291
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,913
Okay.
I'll be more subtle.
292
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,082
All right. Who wants to
string some popcorn?
293
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,284
Shawn and Angela!
294
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,452
Hey, Cory,
I always string...
295
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,254
Here you go.
Please?
296
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:58,956
(SIGHS)
297
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,327
So, you and me.
298
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,062
Stringing popcorn.
299
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:06,964
Go for it.
300
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,766
No, you go ahead.
301
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:09,867
Okay.
302
00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,674
Angela, I'm not sorry
that we're spending
Christmas together.
303
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,844
I'm not either.
304
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,112
All right,
everybody.
305
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,747
Tree is ready.
Gather around,
306
00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,515
and I'll light
the Christmas lights.
307
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,751
Oh, uh,
Shawn and Angela,
308
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:29,420
the tree
looks so much better
from right up here.
309
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,621
Right up
on that step.
310
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,190
Oh. What's that?
Mistletoe?
311
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,794
Could he be
any more obvious?
312
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,062
Yeah, like
the ice skating
313
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,197
and caroling
weren't bad enough.
314
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,832
What's he think,
a little holiday spirit
315
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,034
and we're just going
to fall into
each other's arms?
316
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,204
ALL: Oh.
317
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,341
It's beautiful.
318
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,679
I love Christmas.
319
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:15,800
What?
320
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,268
You kissed Angela.
321
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,303
Cory, don't make
a big deal out of this.
322
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,072
Shawnie,
it is a big deal.
323
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,841
No, not this time.
She's over me and
we are over each other.
324
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,242
Why won't you
let this go?
325
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,944
Because Angela's
still in love with you.
326
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,479
She didn't want
to break up with you
in the first place,
327
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,549
and I know you wrote
that poem because
you still love her.
328
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,518
What? How do
you know that?
329
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,654
Someone told me.
I mean, no one told me.
330
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,758
I mean...
I didn't say anything.
331
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,327
Please don't
take me to Topanga.
332
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,164
Okay. I want to know
what's going on.
333
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,965
Topanga, what
did you tell him?
334
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,834
Cory.
335
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,504
Angela,
I told Shawn that
you still love him,
336
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,004
and I know Topanga
was telling you
337
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,706
that Shawn
still loves you...
338
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,942
What?
339
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,611
You didn't tell her
anything, did you?
340
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,779
No. No, I didn't.
341
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,948
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
342
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,117
Well, I'm thinking
now's a good time.
343
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,855
Somebody better
start talking,
344
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,623
and I think it should
be you and me.
345
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,159
Let's get out
of here.
346
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,164
Guys, wait.
347
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,599
I couldn't see
their faces.
348
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,167
Did they look angry?
349
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,102
Ooh, yes, like that.
350
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,140
Has anyone seen
my toaster oven?
351
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,244
Oh, no, no, no, no.
352
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,913
The Easy-Bake Oven
is for rookies.
353
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,383
Wouldn't you rather
Santa gave you
354
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,819
your very own
toaster oven?
355
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,922
All right.
Here we go.
356
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,493
Okay. Bye-bye, now.
Bye-bye.
357
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,696
Look how happy
she is about
the toaster oven.
358
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,299
I am telling
you something,
359
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,368
Christmas
is the greatest idea
anybody ever had.
360
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,603
Well, looks like
I'm all out
of stuff here.
361
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,872
Made all these
little kids happy.
(CHUCKLING)
362
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,608
Yeah.
You're a great Santa.
363
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,075
Hey, and you're
a great elf,
364
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,544
and I am
a great Santa.
365
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,012
You know something?
366
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,581
I want the world's
happiness to be
my responsibility.
367
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,183
What a great job.
(LAUGHING)
368
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:15,854
Oh, excuse me,
Santa Claus.
369
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,855
Mmm. Yes, Mrs. Claus?
370
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,158
I think the little boy
needs to speak with you.
371
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,860
Oh, oh, of course.
That's what
Santa's here for.
372
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,796
Come on up,
little one.
373
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,399
Oh, come up here,
my little...
374
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,234
Hey, you look familiar.
Are you in my psych class?
375
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,971
I was here yesterday.
My name's Tommy.
376
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,507
Yeah, Santa, he came
with the other children
on the bus.
377
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,176
Oh... Oh, Tommy!
Of course, of course.
378
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,313
I remember you.
I gave you the truck.
379
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,548
Yeah, and I came
to give it back.
380
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,050
Well, why?
What's wrong with it?
381
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,086
Nothing.
It's what I wanted.
382
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,653
Well, then
what's the problem?
383
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,189
I didn't really believe
you were Santa,
384
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,993
but all my friends
came back with stuff.
385
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,495
So, now that I know
you're really him,
386
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,864
I was wondering if
I can give this back
387
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,401
and ask for
something else instead.
388
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,436
Of course you can,
Tommy.
389
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,005
Anything you want.
390
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,740
Really?
Yeah, that's
why I'm here.
391
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,842
What do you need, Tommy?
What can I do for you?
392
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,711
Do you think
I can have parents
for Christmas?
393
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:34,264
I thought just about
everybody would be out
celebrating by now.
394
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,933
Oh, well.
395
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,301
Thanks.
Thanks.
396
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,902
You're welcome.
397
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,639
(DOOR CLOSES)
398
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,246
So, why can't we
just tell each other
how we feel?
399
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,883
I don't know.
400
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,517
It's confusing, huh?
401
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,620
Yeah. We broke up.
We agreed to move on.
402
00:15:56,689 --> 00:16:00,124
Next thing you know,
we're kissing
under the mistletoe.
403
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,392
Yeah, and letting
Cory tell us
how we should feel.
404
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,462
When we're not
even sure ourselves.
405
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,766
Oh, no, Shawn.
406
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,268
I'm sure.
407
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:15,807
I love you.
I've always
loved you.
408
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,642
I just wanted you
to be sure about
what you felt.
409
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,646
(CLEARS THROAT) Well,
410
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,750
when we broke up,
I thought I wanted
to be free,
411
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,219
but I couldn't stop
thinking about you.
412
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,757
That scares me.
413
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,358
I don't know
what to do with
those feelings.
414
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,560
You give in to them,
Shawn.
415
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,962
Because then
you'd be in love
416
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,298
with someone
who loves you, too.
417
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,698
Isn't that
what you want?
418
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,403
You are a wonderful
person, Angela.
419
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,738
Isn't that
what you want,
Shawn?
420
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,439
I... I don't know
what I want.
421
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,842
I'm so confused, okay?
422
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,711
I don't think...
I really don't
think I'm ready.
423
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,815
I opened my heart
to you.
424
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,387
I just can't sit around
like a fool,
425
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,489
waiting for you
to be ready.
426
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,759
Angela...
427
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,435
I'm done.
428
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,605
It's over, Shawn.
429
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,181
(DOOR CLOSES)
430
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,686
I want to make
the happiness
431
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:38,722
of the entire world
my responsibility.
432
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,493
What an idiot.
433
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,199
What am I supposed to do?
434
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,103
I made all those
little kids smile,
435
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:55,006
took care of everybody
that came to see me.
436
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,208
No disrespect,
437
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,844
but why would you
send me that little boy?
438
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,749
Why doesn't that
nice little boy
have parents?
439
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,719
Why doesn't that
nice little boy
have parents?
440
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,292
Why did you send me
that little kid?
441
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,331
And why do I only
come to you
442
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,666
when I need something?
(CHUCKLING)
443
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:27,338
You shouldn't have
to take care
of everything, right?
444
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,743
I will take care
of this.
445
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:41,585
I can be responsible
for the happiness
of one little boy.
446
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,726
What could be
taking them so long?
447
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,528
I love you.
You love me.
448
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,564
We're back together.
Let's thank Cory
and Topanga.
449
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,399
I mean, that's
10 minutes, tops.
450
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,901
Guys, do we have
to wait for Eric
to open our presents?
451
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,237
No, honey.
You've been patient
long enough.
452
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,372
How about each one
of us open one?
453
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,540
Okay.
454
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,145
Hey, mine's empty.
455
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,547
"Your 75-bit
power drill
was donated
456
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,417
"to a child in need.
Love, Santa Claus."
457
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,020
He also gave away
my breast pump.
458
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,491
Ooh. This is for you.
459
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,861
I don't understand.
460
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,597
I do. Where's Eric?
461
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,834
He, uh...
I, um...
462
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,102
Oh, the kids
were just so cute,
you know.
463
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,303
It wasn't just him,
we all...
464
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,538
Yeah, yeah. See,
here's the thing.
465
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,039
Have you ever really
gotten caught up
466
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,341
in the spirit
of Christmas,
467
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,477
so much so that you
want to steal?
468
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,249
Merry Christmas,
everybody.
How you doing?
469
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,918
This is... It's okay.
Come on in.
470
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,623
This is Tommy.
471
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,724
Hi.
472
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,627
Well, hi, Tommy.
473
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,096
Do you have
my 75-bit power drill?
474
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,799
Eric, what's going on?
475
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,968
Well, you see,
Tommy here doesn't
have a family,
476
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,504
so I thought
it'd be nice
477
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,771
if he could spend
Christmas with us.
478
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,606
You know, if it's okay
with everybody else.
479
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,442
Sure.
Yeah, that'd be great.
480
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,243
Yeah. Hey, Tommy,
do you like
gingerbread cookies?
481
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,345
Yeah.
482
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,879
So do I.
483
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,415
Yep, Tommy and I met
when I was Santa.
484
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,683
He thought
I was really Santa.
485
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,118
Now I know he's Eric.
486
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,221
Yeah. He said we could
still hang out, though.
487
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,991
Eric said
we can hang out
on weekends.
488
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,260
Yeah, it'll be like
he's got a big brother.
489
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,028
Well,
he's a good one,
Tommy.
490
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,529
Figured it was something
I could do.
491
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,633
Merry Christmas, Eric.
492
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,367
Merry Christmas, Tommy.
493
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,238
Merry Christmas.
494
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:48,178
"Marley was dead,
to begin with.
495
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,615
"There is no doubt
whatever about that.
496
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,717
"The register
of his burial was signed
497
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,020
"by the clergyman,
the clerk,
498
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,390
"the undertaker,
and the chief mourner.
499
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,425
"Scrooge signed it,
500
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,693
"and Scrooge's name
was good upon change
501
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,297
"for anything he chose
to put his hand to.
502
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,866
"Old Marley was...
503
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,003
"As dead as a doornail."
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